1 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,748 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:22,188 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:26,993 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - REESE WITHERSPOON. 4 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:30,730 KEVIN NEALON COMEDIAN SABRINA WU. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:38,738 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1724 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:43,810 >> Questlove: 1724 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,978 --> 00:01:01,094 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:05,699 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S WHAT I'M 9 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:09,636 TALKING ABOUT. ELECTRIC [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 10 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:12,272 ELECTRIC HEY, WELCOME ENJOY YOURSELF 11 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:15,742 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 12 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:20,780 YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 13 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:22,749 WELL, GUYS, LAST NIGHT NEW YORK YANKEES SUPERSTAR AARON JUDGE MADE BASEBALL HISTORY AND HIT 14 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:30,557 NUMBER 62. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JUDGE HIT HIS 62nd HOME RUN OF 15 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:34,561 THE SEASON TO BREAK ROGER MARIS' AMERICAN LEAGUE RECORD 16 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:37,497 OF COURSE RIGHT AFTER IT HAPPENED, RESPONSES STARTED POURING IN 17 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:40,233 EVERYONE WAS TWEETING ABOUT IT EVEN PRESIDENT BIDEN CONGRATULATED HIM. 18 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:43,970 THIS IS REAL BIDEN TWEETED, "CONGRATS ON HOME RUN 62. 19 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:46,806 HISTORY MADE, MORE HISTORY TO MAKE." THAT'S NICE. 20 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:50,710 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND BIDEN SENT ANOTHER THAT SAID, "I WAS THERE WHEN MARIS 21 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:57,183 HIT 61 IN '61. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS NICE. 22 00:01:57,183 --> 00:02:01,054 THEN BIDEN SAID, "I WAS ALSO THERE WHEN BABE RUTH HIT 60 IN 1927." 23 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,655 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY TOO 24 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:06,159 MUCH INFORMATION ALMOST. THEN BIDEN SAID, "I WAS ALSO THERE WHEN ABNER DOUBLEDAY 25 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:10,730 INVENTED THE GAME IN 1839. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. 26 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:13,933 >> Jimmy: HE INVENTED BASEBALL >> Steve: HE WAS THERE >> Jimmy: HE LOVES BASEBALL. 27 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:17,637 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT LISTEN TO THIS, THE HOME RUN BALL ITSELF IS THOUGHT TO 28 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:23,743 BE WORTH AT LEAST $2 MILLION AND IT WAS CAUGHT BY AN INVESTMENT BANKER. 29 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:29,649 [ LAUGHTER ] HUGE MOMENT FOR THE YANKEES AND AN INVESTMENT BANKER 30 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:33,253 WHAT A NIGHT FOR THE UNDER DOGS, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:36,756 EVERY FAN OF THAT GAME LAST NIGHT WANTED TO CATCH JUDGE'S HOME RUN BALL. 32 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:38,191 I THINK ONE GUY WANTED IT A BIT TOO MUCH WATCH THIS 33 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:43,096 >> THERE IT GOES SAILING INTO HISTORY >> Steve: OH 34 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:46,933 OH >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY TO BEAT TRAFFIC. 35 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:49,102 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S JUST -- I'M OUT OF HERE YEAH 36 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:51,738 TURNS OUT THE GUY IS OKAY. HE WAS ACTUALLY CAUGHT BY AN INVESTMENT BANKER. 37 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:56,543 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S CURRENTLY WORTH $2 MILLION 38 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:58,411 SWITCHING GEARS, TODAY IN THE AFTERMATH OF HURRICANE IAN, PRESIDENT BIDEN TRAVELLED TO 39 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:00,046 FLORIDA AND MET WITH GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS, EVEN THOUGH DeSANTIS HAS BEEN HIGHLY 40 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:07,887 CRITICAL OF BIDEN. IT'S LIKE THE SPECIAL EPISODE OF A DISNEY SITCOM WHERE THE 41 00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:11,858 SCHOOL BULLY REALIZES HE NEEDS HELP WITH HIS MATH HOMEWORK. [ LAUGHTER ] 42 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:15,128 HE'S LIKE, "SORRY I CALLED YOU THOSE NAMES. BUT DeSANTIS WAS ACTUALLY NICE 43 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:16,896 TO BIDEN HE ACTUALLY EVEN OFFERED HIM A A FREE FLIGHT TO 44 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:22,669 MARTHA'S VINEYARD. I THOUGH THAT WAS -- [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:26,206 GENEROUS WELL, I HEARD THAT FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS ASKED THE 46 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,074 SUPREME COURT TO OVERTURN A RULING THAT ALLOWS THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO REVIEW 47 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:34,914 ROUGHLY 100 CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS SEIZED FROM MAR-A-LAGO 48 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:37,650 TRUMP SAID, "IT'S MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE THE 49 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:40,920 ORIGINAL CONSTITUTION IS HANGING IN MY BATHROOM AT MAR-A-LAGO 50 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:49,562 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I SHOULD KNOW. SPEAKING OF TRUMP, LESS THAN 51 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,264 24 HOURS AFTER ANNOUNCING A DEFAMATION LAWSUIT AGAINST CNN, HE SENT OUT A FUNDRAISING 52 00:03:51,264 --> 00:04:00,473 EMAIL ASKING SUPPORTERS TO DONATE $5 OR MORE TO HIS CAUSE YOU KNOW THESE ARE STRANGE 53 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:04,210 TIMES WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE GRANDPA FIVE BUCKS YOU KNOW 54 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:07,947 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL GET THIS, IN MAGGIE HABERMAN'S NEW 608-PAGE 55 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:09,616 BOOK ABOUT THE FORMER PRESIDENT, SHE WROTE THAT ONE TIME ON A PLANE, TRUMP MADE IT 56 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:15,455 A POINT TO LOUDLY COMPLAIN AFTER RUDY GIULIANI USED THE BATHROOM 57 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:20,493 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MAGGIE, IF YOU'RE WATCHING, I THINK A 607-PAGE BOOK THAT LEFT 58 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:25,398 THIS STORY OUT WOULD HAVE BEEN JUST FINE. [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:27,600 APPARENTLY, TRUMP YELLED AT RUDI, HE'S LIKE, "HAVE SOME RESPECT. 60 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,871 THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE IS IN THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 61 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:33,606 WELL, IN A NEW INTERVIEW, DR. FAUCI SAID AT THE START OF THE PANDEMIC HE SHOULD HAVE 62 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:38,978 BEEN MORE CAREFUL WITH HIS MESSAGING ON COVID FAUCI WAS LIKE, "IN RETROSPECT, 63 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:42,148 WE SHOULDN'T HAVE ENDED EVERY CDC STATEMENT WITH A QUESTION MARK." 64 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:45,585 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT FAUCI ALSO SAID IT IS REALLY UNFORTUNATE THAT THAT'S 65 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:49,789 THE WORLDIN WHICH WE LIVE INSTEAD OF A BUNCH OF SOUND BITES. 66 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:54,394 SOUND BITES THAT SOMETIMES GET CUT IN HALF AND GET MISINTERPRETED 67 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:56,096 OR AS FOX NEWS REPORTED IT, "FAUCI SAYS WE LIVE IN AN UNFORTUNATE WORLD THAT SHOULD 68 00:04:56,096 --> 00:05:01,267 BE CUT IN HALF." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT HE - 69 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:07,507 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS 70 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:12,312 IN THE NEW ANIMATED "SCOOBY DOO" MOVIE, VELMA COMES OUT AS A LESBIAN 71 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:18,118 EVEN MORE SHOCKING, FRED COMES OUT AS STRAIGHT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 72 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:21,388 >> Steve: WHOA WHOA ZOINKS 73 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:29,429 UH OH! >> Jimmy: SOME TV NEWS "FRASIER" IS COMING BACK IN AN 74 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:32,098 SEQUEL SERIES WHERE HE'LL HAVE ALL NEW FRIENDS AND LIVE IN AN ALL NEW CITY 75 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:35,368 YEAH, ON "CHEERS" HE WAS IN BOSTON THEN HE MOVED TO SEATTLE 76 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:37,437 NOW HE'S MOVING AGAIN. I DON'T THINK FRASIER'S A PSYCHIATRIST 77 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:42,475 I THINK HE'S A SERIAL KILLER [ LAUGHTER ] NOW GET THIS, EVERYONE 78 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,144 I SAW THAT THE PRODUCER OF JAMES BOND SAID THAT THE NEXT BOND SHOULD BE AN ACTOR IN 79 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:48,715 THEIR 30s. WHICH MEANS THE BOND'S CATCH PHRASE IS GOING TO SOUND A 80 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:52,419 A LITTLE DIFFERENT HERE'S SOME OPTIONS. I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE 81 00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:56,690 HERE WE GO * NOT SHAKEN OR STIRRED. 82 00:05:56,690 --> 00:06:01,828 I'M ACTUALLY DOING SOBER OCTOBER. [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:07,300 * SORRY. * 84 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:11,771 THE WEBSITE IS ZILLOW, ZILLOW.COM [ LAUGHTER ] 85 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:15,608 * OOH, I LOVE THAT KITCHEN BACK SPLASH 86 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:19,746 [ LAUGHTER ] * OH, THANKS 87 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:26,853 IT'S FROM ANTHROPOLOGIE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT HE MIGHT DO 88 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:31,124 >> Steve: HE MIGHT DO THAT >> Jimmy: HE'S IN HIS 30s. WHO KNOWS. 89 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,526 HE MIGHT DO THAT HE LIKES THE KITCHEN BACKSPLASH 90 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:39,332 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS SEE THIS? THAT'S WHAT HE ENJOYS, YEAH. 91 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:44,237 THANK YOU, I GOT THREE OF THEM I GOT IT AT ANTHROPOLOGIE. YEAH 92 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:47,073 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS SEE THIS? A PAINTING OF A WOMAN FROM 1 93 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:50,143 1860 IS GOING VIRAL BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK SHE'S WALKING WHILE TEXTING ON AN iPHONE 94 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:55,415 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] THE NAME OF THE PAINTING IS 95 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,118 "GETTING A DM FROM ADAM LEVINE. >> Steve: WHOAH. 96 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,854 [ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE PART I THOUGHT -- 97 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:07,627 THAT'S THE PART I THOUGHT WAS -- THAT WAS LIKE, PRECIOUS. 98 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:11,464 AND FINALLY, A TOWN IN CANADA JUST ERECTED A ROADSIDE STATUE OF A GIANT CHEETO. 99 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:17,370 CHECK IT OUT [ LAUGHTER ] LOOKS LIKE THEY COULD HAVE 100 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:21,041 ERECTED IT A LITTLE BIT MORE I'M JUST SAYING. [ LAUGHTER ] 101 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:24,911 CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN? [ LAUGHTER ] THE NAME OF THAT STATUE IS 102 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:28,281 "DONALD TRUMP AT THE URINAL. HEY EVERYONE, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 103 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:34,187 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT REESE WITHERSPOON IS HERE! 104 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:38,692 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KEVIN NEALON IS ON THE SHOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 105 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:42,395 WE'VE GOT STANDUP FROM SABRINA WU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 106 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:45,131 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE PLAYING "WHAT'S BEHIND ME" WITH REESE WITHERSPOON. 107 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:52,672 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 108 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:59,546 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WOW >> Jimmy: REALLY 109 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:01,715 >> WOW >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YES 110 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:16,463 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME 111 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:20,834 CALLED "WHAT'S BEHIND ME." MY PARTNER TONIGHT IS AN INCREDIBLE ACTRESS, AND HAS 112 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:24,437 A NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK OUT NOW CALLED "BUSY BETTY." GIVE IT UP FOR THE ONE AND ONLY 113 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:29,242 REESE WITHERSPOON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 114 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:34,047 YEAH, COME ON! WELCOME BACK, REESE. >> THANK YOU 115 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:37,450 I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU. NOW, HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS 116 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:40,387 REESE AND I WILL TAKE TURNS FACING OUR BACKS TO THE CURTAIN. 117 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:43,556 BEHIND THE CURTAIN WILL BE SOMETHING NEITHER OF US HAVE SEEN BEFORE. 118 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:46,092 IT COULD BE PEOPLE, OBJECTS, ANYTHING ONCE THE CURTAIN OPENS AND YOU 119 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:49,696 PICK UP YOUR CARD, YOU HAVE 45 SECONDS TO TRY TO GET THE OTHER PERSON TO GUESS WHAT'S 120 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:54,267 BEHIND THEM. YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT, OR USE GESTURES, YOU JUST CAN'T 121 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:57,070 SAY ANY OF THE WORDS ON YOUR CARD ENOUGH INSTRUCTIONS? 122 00:08:57,070 --> 00:09:00,006 >> THAT'S A LOT OF RULES >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, REESE, YOU WILL BE GUESSING FIRST 123 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:02,008 LET'S GET INTO POSITION. >> LET'S JUST SEE HOW THIS GOES 124 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:04,010 >> Jimmy: LET'S JUST SEE HOW THIS GO -- OH. >> WAIT. 125 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,845 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS HIGH BUDGET. >> OOH 126 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,815 * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- THIS COST 127 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:14,387 US $2 MILLION. IT WAS WAS AARON JUDGE'S HOME RUN BALL PAID FOR THIS 128 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,557 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO, I'M GONNA GUESS >> Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE GONNA 129 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,293 GUESS. >> I THINK, RIGHT? SO, YOU'RE GONNA -- YOU'RE 130 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:24,130 GONNA WATCH IT >> Jimmy: REESE -- ALL RIGHT LET'S OPEN THE CURTAIN, AND SEE 131 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:32,639 WHAT'S BEHIND YOU. >> OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 132 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:36,042 OKAY >> Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY OKAY 133 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,545 IT'S THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. >> GEORGE WASHINGTON 134 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:44,684 >> Jimmy: YES. [ BELL DINGS ] AND -- AND HE'S -- UH -- 135 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:47,087 [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S A-- THERE'S A BABY -- THERE'S A BABY, AND THE BABY 136 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:51,224 SITS IN -- >> A STROLLER. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE -- WHEN 137 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:54,627 YOU'RE -- WHEN YOU'RE EATING >> IN A HIGH CHAIR >> Jimmy: YEP. 138 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:59,065 AND THE BABY IS A FAMOUS HORROR MOVIE. >> "PREDATOR." 139 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:01,935 >> Jimmy: FOR "HALLOWEEN." "HALLOWEEN." >> OH, JASON 140 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,137 THE GUY WITH THE MASK. >> Jimmy: THE OTHER "HALLOWEEN." 141 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:05,972 >> "SCREAM" MOVIE. [ SCREAMS >> Jimmy: NO, THE OTHER 142 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,841 "HALLOWEEN." [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE'S A PUMPKIN! 143 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:12,746 HE'S A PUMPKIN >> Jimmy: NO, HE'S NOT A A PUMPKIN. 144 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,848 ACTUALLY, IN THE MOVIE "HALLOWEEN." >> JAMIE LEE CURTIS. 145 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,816 >> Jimmy: YES, CLOSE [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HE'S THE PERSON TRYING TO 146 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,651 KILL JAMIE LEE CURTIS. >> JASON JASON! 147 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:21,287 >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT JASON >> OH, OH! MICHAEL MYERS! 148 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,922 MICHAEL MYERS [ BELL DINGS ] >> Jimmy: YES! THAT'S CORRECT 149 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:24,791 [ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 150 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:28,061 FEEDING MICHAEL MYERS IN A HIGH CHAIR. CAN WE SEE WHAT IT IS? 151 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:31,898 >> OH! >> Jimmy: OH, HOLD ON, SORRY [ SCREAMING 152 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:33,133 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE WON'T -- HE WON'T DO IT. 153 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:36,169 HE DOESN'T WANT TO EAT IT. HE DOESN'T WANT TO EAT IT AT ALL. 154 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:39,005 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S SO WEIRD >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 155 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:41,841 THANK YOU FOR TRYING, GEORGE, YOU DID A GREAT JOB TRYING >> YEAH, THAT WAS JUST WEIRD 156 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:43,710 >> Jimmy: HE DOES NOT WANT TO EAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 157 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:46,312 >> YAY >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GOOD ACTOR. 158 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,515 >> THAT'S JASON. >> Jimmy: JASON'S "FRIDAY THE 13th." 159 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,050 >> OKAY. WAIT, THAT'S NOT FREDDY KRUEGER 160 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,986 >> Jimmy: THAT'S "NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET." >> OH, THANK YOU 161 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,388 >> Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT MANY HORROR MOVIES. >> OKAY. 162 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,157 >> Jimmy: NOW IT'S MY TURN TO GUESS. HERE WE GO WITH THE MILLION 163 00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:01,394 DOLLAR ROTATION. HERE WE GO >> OKAY. 164 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:08,835 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 165 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:13,106 NOW, ALL RIGHT, GRAB THE BLUE CARD, LOOK AT IT, AND NOW WE HAVE TO OPEN THE CURTAIN 166 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:27,087 AND THEN TIME STARTS ONCE YOU SEE WHAT'S BEHIND ME [ LAUGHTER ] 167 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:31,458 >> OKAY. THIS GUY - >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOUR LAUGH. 168 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,326 THAT IS SO GOOD. >> HE'S ONE OF THE GREATEST SONG WRITERS, OKAY 169 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:36,262 >> Jimmy: OH, UH - PAUL McCARTNEY >> AND HE'S BEEN AROUND FOR 170 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:39,566 A REALLY LONG TIME, AND HE LOVES TO WEAR, LIKE, FEATHERS AND HE - 171 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:42,168 >> Jimmy: ELTON JOHN [ BELL DINGS ] >> YES 172 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:44,471 OKAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE IS DOING SOMETHING THAT 173 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:49,275 PEOPLE USED TO DO AT -- I NEVER, BUT - [ LAUGHTER ] 174 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:53,446 THEY NEVER DID THIS. BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE DONE THIS AS A KID AT A HALLOWEEN PARTY IN 175 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:58,685 THE '60s [ LAUGHTER ] THE '80s 176 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:01,755 OKAY >> Jimmy: UH, TRICK-OR-TREATING. 177 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:04,824 >> NO KID DOES THIS. >> Jimmy: NO KID DOES THIS EVER, NO 178 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,793 >> NO, BUT IT'S -- IT HAS FRUIT. >> Jimmy: OH, BOBBING FOR 179 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,862 APPLES >> YES [ BELL DINGS ] 180 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,164 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS GOOD. OKAY, AND THEN - 181 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,099 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, NO ONE DOES THIS YEAH, SINCE COVID YOU CANNOT DO 182 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,301 THIS >> HE'S AT AMERICA'S ALMOST FAVORITE BREAKFAST PLACE 183 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,537 THE -- [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S SO MANY THINGS ON THE 184 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:22,308 MENU AT THIS PLACE, LIKE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CHOOSE, BECAUSE -- 185 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:26,346 >> Jimmy: WAFFLE HOUSE >> NO, BUT THANK YOU THAT IS -- 186 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,981 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YES, THAT'S MY FAVORITE 187 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:31,384 BREAKFAST PLACE. THE NEXT BEST BREAKFAST PLACE. >> Jimmy: DENNY'S? 188 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,253 >> YES [ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 189 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,587 * >> Jimmy: THAT WAS ELTON JOHN BOBBING FOR APPLES AT 190 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:42,629 A DENNY'S? OH, HE'S BEING VERY PICKY. HE'S BEING VERY PICKY TO SEE 191 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:46,466 WHICH EXACT APPLE HE WANTS OH, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT >> NO HANDS. 192 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:50,837 NO HANDS >> Jimmy: NO HANDS, ELTON. >> NO HANDS. 193 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,672 PEOPLE DO NOT DO THAT. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, ELTON. 194 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,774 >> PEOPLE DO NOT DO THAT >> Jimmy: HE'S BEING VERY PICKY AND SELECTIVE. 195 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,110 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> GOOD JOB. >> Jimmy: OKAY, VERY NICE HERE 196 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:02,749 REESE, IT IS YOUR TURN TO GUESS. LET'S ROTATE 197 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:08,421 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HEY I LIKE TO ROTATE * 198 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,491 YEAH, I LOVE IT. ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 199 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,661 LET'S SEE -- IT'S A NEW REGGAE SONG CALLED "LET'S ROTATE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 200 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:19,799 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT'S BEHIND YOU 201 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:30,610 OKAY, CURTAIN, PLEASE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S VERY FUNNY. 202 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:34,647 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, IT IS -- HE TALKS LIKE THIS 203 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,517 >> OSCAR THE GROUCH? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO - 204 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,918 [ LAUGHTER ] HE SAYS IN - >> YODA! 205 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:42,222 [ BELL DINGS ] >> Jimmy: YES, YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 206 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:46,159 HE'S AN ACTION -- ACTION FIGURE -- IT'S AN ACTION FIGURE FROM THE '80s. 207 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,963 >> HE-MAN! >> Jimmy: YES! [ BELL DINGS ] 208 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:53,700 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT. THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING VERY 209 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:56,102 FAMOUS THAT'S ON TIKTOK. >> THE SQUIRREL DANCE. FLOSSING 210 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,505 >> Jimmy: UH, IT INVOLVES -- >> THE GRITTY. >> Jimmy: -- HITTING EACH OTHER 211 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,807 WITH - >> OH, PUNCHING. >> Jimmy: NO, BUT -- 212 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,876 >> JAVELIN >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S A -- IT'S A A BURRITO -- 213 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:06,579 >> THROW A BURRITO >> Jimmy: NO BUT A BURRITO -- 214 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,048 [ LAUGHTER ] A BURRITO -- A BURRITO IS WRAPPED AROUND - 215 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:11,951 >> CHIPOTLE. >> Jimmy: NO, YES. BUT -- BUT IN --£E [ LIGHT 216 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:17,290 LAUGHTER ] THE BURRITO -- THE BASE OF THE BURRITO -- 217 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,592 >> TACO. >> Jimmy: NO, BUT A BURRITO -- >> TORTILLA. 218 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,494 TORTILLA >> Jimmy: YES. AND THEY'RE USING THE 219 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,963 TORTILLA -- IT'S A BIG THING - >> SLAP THEM WITH A TORTILLA >> Jimmy: YES! 220 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:26,166 [ BELL DINGS ] EXACTLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 221 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:31,071 * [ APPLAUSE ] REESE, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS. 222 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,540 >> IT -- OKAY, THIS IS JUST -- OH >> Jimmy: OH, HEY, WHOA, 223 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,908 HE-MAN ALL RIGHT, IT'S THE FINAL ROUND. 224 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:43,516 LET'S ROTATE >> OKAY. SO SILLY 225 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,285 WE GOT THIS. FOR ALL THE -- * 226 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,686 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * ALL RIGHT. 227 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:57,864 NOW, IT IS TIME TO SEE WHAT IS BEHIND ME. >> WHAT IS BEHIND HIM? 228 00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:02,035 OKAY >> Jimmy: YES, HERE WE GO. >> OH. 229 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:10,110 [ LAUGHTER ] WOW! WOW! 230 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,913 >> Jimmy: REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES 231 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,549 NOW, AND I'M GONNA HURRY, BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA -- THIS IS -- MIGHT NOT LAST VERY LONG 232 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:19,486 >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. >> OKAY, OKAY. SO, THIS -- YOU WOULD FIND 233 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,788 THESE IN EGYPT >> Jimmy: A PYRAMID. [ BELL DINGS ] 234 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:29,662 >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JUST THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER 235 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:32,298 TIM BURTON, AND -- AND YOU SAY HIS NAME THREE TIMES >> Jimmy: BEETLEJUICE! 236 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,068 [ BELL DINGS ] >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 237 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,337 OKAY, AND -- >> Jimmy: BEETLEJUICE -- IS AT THE PYRAMID. 238 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:41,374 >> YEAH, BUT THEY'RE IN A VERY FAMOUS PLACE IT'S THE CITY OF ROMANCE AND 239 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,544 LOVE >> Jimmy: OH, FRANCE >> YES, FRANCE 240 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,946 [ BELL DINGS ] >> Jimmy: AT THE EIFFEL TOWER? >> YES 241 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:52,318 OKAY, SO, YES, IT IS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE A PYRAMID OF BEETLEJUICES IN 242 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:58,291 PARIS. >> Jimmy: WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] 243 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,026 * OH OH, I -- SEE, NOW I GET IT 244 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,695 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE BOTH GOT CREDIT FOR THAT ONE. 245 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:06,933 REESE WITHERSPOON, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL DONE, IT WAS VERY GOOD. 246 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,569 WE'RE TALKING TO REESE AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! 247 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:41,634 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN 248 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:48,074 OSCAR WINNING ACTRESS, AND A A NUMBER ONE "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLING AUTHOR WHO'S 249 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:52,112 WRITTEN THIS NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK "BUSY BETTY," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW. 250 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,313 AVAILABLE NOW. PLEASE WELCOME REESE WITHERSPOON. 251 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:57,250 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 252 00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:06,760 * * >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 253 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:13,867 TALKING ABOUT. REESE, YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 254 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,835 THANKS FOR BEING HERE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "BUSY BETTY. 255 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:20,774 >> OH YES! >> Jimmy: BUT I ALSO WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- YOU'RE IN 256 00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:23,510 NEW YORK, DOING "THE MORNING SHOW" HERE IN NEW YORK >> YEAH, WE'RE SHOOTING "THE 257 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:26,880 MORNING SHOW" IN NEW YORK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 258 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:31,251 >> Jimmy: SO, I LOVE -- I LOVE THAT SHOW. I THINK WE TALKED ABOUT THAT 259 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,553 LAST TIME YOU WERE ON HERE BUT WE HAD JON HAMM ON RECENTLY, AND HE SAID THAT HE'S 260 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,755 JOINING THE CAST >> THE HAMM. YES. 261 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,724 >> Jimmy: JON HAMM IS JOINING THE CAST >> I KNOW. 262 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:41,761 AND WE ARE BEYOND EXCITED. >> Jimmy: HE'S THE GREATEST. >> HE'S THE GREATEST 263 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,596 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU -- WHAT CAN YOU SAY -- OR YOU CAN'T SAY WHAT HIS CHARACTER IS? 264 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:48,535 >> NOT ALLOWED TO SAY. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T. DO YOU HAVE SCENES WITH HIM? 265 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,370 >> DID HE SAY? >> Jimmy: HE SAID THAT HE'S HAVING A LOT OF FUN WITH 266 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,073 BILLY CRUDUP >> OKAY. WELL, THEN I CAN'T SAY 267 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:58,478 ANYTHING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, HE'S THE GREATEST. 268 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:02,749 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, WE SAID THAT ALREADY. BUT IS HE IN A SCENE WITH 269 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,585 JENNIFER ANISTON WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WE CAN'T SAY ANYTHING. 270 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:10,023 WHEN IS IT COMING OUT? CAN'T SAY THAT EITHER? >> I CAN'T SAY THAT. 271 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:13,460 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL I KNOW IS HE'S AMAZING HE'S GREAT 272 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:17,297 IT'S BEEN EVERYWHERE HE HAS A WHOLE -- SOME SCENES WITH JENNIFER ANISTON. 273 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:22,102 >> Jimmy: OH THAT'S A LITTLE HOT GOSS RIGHT THERE. 274 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:26,673 >> THAT'S A LITTLE TEA >> Jimmy: I HAVE -- WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON. 275 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:30,510 >> WE DO >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 276 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,712 WE BOTH LOVE DOLLY PARTON. >> WELL, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 277 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:36,750 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE THAT IN COMMON WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE. >> I MEAN -- 278 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,818 >> Jimmy: I WAS JUST WITH DOLLY -- YOU'RE GOING TO BE JEALOUS. 279 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,554 >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: I SHOT - >> HER CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 280 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:45,492 >> Jimmy: YES. >> DIDN'T GET THE CALL >> Jimmy: YEAH 281 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,594 >> DID NOT GET THE CALL. >> Jimmy: "MOUNTAIN MAGIC CHRISTMAS" I'M IN A FULL-ON 282 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:52,699 SCENE SINGING AND DANCING WITH DOLLY PARTON >> STOP RIGHT NOW. 283 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,434 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S THE GREATEST I WENT TO TENNESSEE. 284 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,870 I WENT TO TENNESSEE -- >> AND YOU DIDN'T CALL ME? >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY YEAH - 285 00:18:56,870 --> 00:19:02,108 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? I WENT TO SEVIERVILLE, WHICH IS YOUR HOMETOWN. 286 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:04,277 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I WENT TO -- I SAID, "I'VE GOT TO FIND A LOCAL 287 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:10,283 MOM AND POP BARBECUE PLACE." SO I WENT AND FOUND A PLACE CALLED PREACHER'S BARBECUE 288 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,152 AND I DON'T KNOW IF THEY WATCH THE SHOW, BUT THEY WERE AWESOME. 289 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,555 >> THEY WILL NOW >> Jimmy: AND ONE GUY WAS THERE. 290 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,190 I WENT, IT WAS DELICIOUS BARBEQUE AND I SAID, "DO YOU HAVE 291 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,259 T-SHIRTS I GO, "DO YOU HAVE T-SHIRTS? CAUSE I'D LOVE TO GET A JUST A 292 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:22,429 A SHIRT FROM YOU HE SAID, "I COULD CHECK IN THE BACK, SEE WHAT WE HAVE 293 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,497 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE HAVE HERE I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE HAVE A 294 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,901 A T-SHIRT. I GO, "I DON'T KNOW. HE GOES, "WELL WE HAVE ONE 295 00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:30,837 HE GOES, "IT'S JUST A LOGO." AND I GO, "YEAH. AND WHAT'S ON THE BACK?" 296 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,908 AND ON THE BACK IT SAID, "WE'RE KIND OF A PIG DEAL." [ LAUGHTER ] 297 00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:38,511 THAT'S THE BEST THING. THAT'S THE BEST THING I COULD EVER PURCHASE IN MY ENTIRE 298 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:43,550 LIFE NOW, I KNOW YOU -- >> I NEED ONE OF THOSE 299 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:47,887 T-SHIRTS >> Jimmy: RIGHT, ISN'T THAT A GREAT T-SHIRT? 300 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,056 I KNOW YOU MET DOLLY, AND TALKED WITH DOLLY BEFORE >> I'M MAKING A MOVIE WITH 301 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,592 DOLLY. [ CHEERS ] HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 302 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,662 >> Jimmy: NOT A CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY FILM >> WELL, I MEAN, SORRY 303 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:59,065 SOME OF US DIDN'T GET INVITED ON HER CHRISTMAS - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 304 00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:03,003 BUT, NO, SHE WROTE THIS BOOK WITH JAMES PATTERSON CALLED "RUN ROSE RUN. 305 00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:06,940 AND MY COMPANY IS PRODUCING IT >> Jimmy: YOU ARE THE GREATEST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 306 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:09,442 ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU GET TO WORK WITH DOLLY >> YES 307 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,344 >> Jimmy: HOW AWESOME IS THAT? >> I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'LL LET ME BE IN THE MOVIE, BUT I CAN 308 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:18,184 STAND ON THE SIDE AND GO, "THAT WAS AMAZING. [ LAUGHTER ] 309 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:19,619 >> Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR PRODUCTION COMPANY, BY THE WAY? 310 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:24,858 HELLO SUNSHINE CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING -- TURNS TO GOLD. 311 00:20:24,858 --> 00:20:27,394 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S QUALITY STUFF 312 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,996 IT'S GREAT STUFF YOU JUST GOT NAMED BY "HOLLYWOOD REPORTER" ONE OF THE 313 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:33,700 TV PRODUCERS OF THE YEAR >> THAT'S SO AMAZING >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GIANT DEAL. 314 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,902 >> YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: DOES THAT MEAN MORE 315 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,138 WORK FOR YOU CAUSE ONCE YOU REACH THAT LIST, EVERYONE SAYS, "LET'S JUST CALL 316 00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:40,707 HELLO SUNSHINE -- SHE IF SHE'LL -- PRODUCE SOMETHING WE'RE DOING. 317 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:46,479 YEAH >> YES, YES IT DOES, JIMMY MORE WORK IS GOOD. 318 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:50,750 >> Jimmy: ISN'T IT FUN TO SEE IT GROW AND BECOME - >> IT'S INCREDIBLE 319 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,253 AND THEN WE GET TO WORK WITH AMAZING PEOPLE WE HAVE A SHOW WITH ZOE SALDANA 320 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:57,157 COMING OUT THIS MONTH. AND THEN NEXT YEAR WE HAVE A A SHOW WITH JENNIFER GARNER, 321 00:20:57,157 --> 00:20:59,292 WHICH IS REALLY EXCITING >> Jimmy: WOW. >> IT'S JUST SO MUCH COOL 322 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:02,128 STUFF. >> Jimmy: AND THE BOOK CLUB IS CRUSHING 323 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:05,198 >> YEAH, THE BOOK CLUB'S DOING REALLY WELL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 324 00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:08,368 >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING - I'VE GOT TO SAY -- >> REALLY WELL 325 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,770 >> Jimmy: IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A HARD WORKER, AND YOU'RE JUST AWESOME. 326 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:15,675 THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I SAW THAT YOU RESPONDED TO ON TWITTER AND MADE ME LAUGH. 327 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:19,179 IT SAYS, IF REESE WITHERSPOON AND DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON WERE EVER FIGHTING IN AN ARENA, 328 00:21:19,179 --> 00:21:23,650 AND ONLY ONE COULD COME OUT ALIVE, I BET MY LIFE SAVINGS ON REESE WITHERSPOON WINNING. 329 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:28,088 DON'T ASK ME WHY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WAIT, CAN I TELL YOU 330 00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:30,323 A STORY? I ACTUALLY SENT THAT TO THE ROCK, AND HE'S LIKE, "SHE'S NOT 331 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:35,562 WRONG. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, DWAYNE SAID IT. 332 00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:40,600 >> HE'S LIKE, "NOT WRONG." >> Jimmy: NOT WRONG. I PUT MY MONEY ON 333 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:44,337 REESE WITHERSPOON ALL THE TIME >> I GET SNAPPY, GUYS. DON'T COUNT OUT THE SHORTIES 334 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:47,307 THE SHORTY WILL COME FOR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT 335 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,142 "BUSY BETTY? >> YES PLEASE - 336 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,877 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THIS. MY LITTLE GIRLS ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS. 337 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:53,380 >> YAY >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE ILLUSTRATIONS, BY THE WAY. 338 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,382 >> YES I ACTUALLY, DURING THE PANDEMIC, I HAVE THIS IDEA 339 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:58,118 ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL WHO BUILDS BUSINESSES BUT I WAS LIKE, "WAIT, I BUILT 340 00:21:58,118 --> 00:22:04,324 A BUNCH OF BUSINESSES WHEN I WAS LITTLE." SO, IT'S ALL ABOUT HOW I HAD A 341 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,526 A LOT OF ENERGY. I WAS KIND OF THE KID WHOSE PARENTS GET CALLED TO SAY, 342 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,328 "REESE IS TALKING A LITTLE TOO MUCH IN CLASS, AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SEPARATE HER FROM 343 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:12,198 HER FRIENDS. BUT I JUST HAD SO MUCH ENERGY, AND SO MANY IDEAS. 344 00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:21,474 AND WHEN MY BROTHER WOULD PITCH BUSINESSES TO ME, I WOULD BE LIKE, "I COULD DO THAT." 345 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:26,613 AND SO I STARTED LEMONADE STANDS, MAGIC SHOWS. AND THEN I STARTED SELLING 346 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:29,249 BARRETTES OUT OF MY DESK IN THIRD GRADE. THAT ONE GOT SHUT DOWN 347 00:22:29,249 --> 00:22:31,985 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, FAMOUS STORY. 348 00:22:31,985 --> 00:22:36,122 >> WASN'T UP TO CODE HAD SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES. [ LAUGHTER ] 349 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:39,859 I REALIZE EVER SINCE I WAS LITTLE, I JUST LOVED BUILDING BUSINESSES 350 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,462 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THAT'S GOOD I THINK THAT'S GREAT FOR ANYONE 351 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:45,331 WHO READS THIS AND GOES -- CAUSE WHEN YOU HAVE A MIND OF A CHILD, WHICH - 352 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:50,770 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SOME OF US DO. [ LAUGHTER ] 353 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:52,539 >> THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE IN COMMON >> Jimmy: I LIKE BEING CREATIVE 354 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,809 AND JUST GOING , "I'VE GOT AN IDEA." AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, YEAH, I 355 00:22:55,809 --> 00:22:58,978 WANT TO WASH THE DOG." AND THEN IT'S A DISASTER, BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE A GREAT 356 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:05,218 BUSINESS >> YEAH, THE GOOD THING IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME MEET 357 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,053 RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE WHO KEEP US ON TRACK WHICH ARE THE AMAZING PEOPLE 358 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:11,891 YOU GUYS DON'T SEE THEY'RE ALL STANDING BEHIND STAGE, BUT THEY KEEP THE WHEELS 359 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,928 ON THE WAGON >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WOULDN'T BE HERE WITHOUT THEM. 360 00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:18,565 >> YEAH, THEY'RE AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AMAZING. 361 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:22,802 AMAZING. >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY I LOVE THIS BECAUSE I -- "BUSY 362 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,538 BETTY," I KNOW WHO BETTY IS BASED ON THE NAME, BETTY. 363 00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:29,376 IT'S YOUR MOM. >> IT'S MY MOM YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOUR MOM. 364 00:23:29,376 --> 00:23:32,245 SHE'S TOO CUTE >> I LOVE MY MOM AND IN MY DEDICATION, I SAY, 365 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,614 "THANK YOU FOR ENCOURAGING MY MAGICAL THINKING." BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE 366 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:37,884 SOMEBODY WHO BELIEVES IN YOUR COOKINESS, AND MY MOTHER DID SHE JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT 367 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:40,754 AND FUNNY AND CHARMING >> Jimmy: YEAH IT IS GOOD 368 00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:46,426 IT'S A FUN BOOK. A FUNNY BOOK LOOK AT THE BACK OF THE BOOK 369 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:50,697 "BUSY BETTY" IS HOLDING A PHOTO -- LOOK AT THIS CUTE >> THAT'S ME 370 00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:52,332 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE ORIGINAL BUSY BETTY >> THAT'S ME 371 00:23:52,332 --> 00:23:56,169 >> Jimmy: GLASSES AND ALL. >> YEP >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALREADY LIKE 372 00:23:56,169 --> 00:24:00,840 ENTERTAINING >> GLASSES. MY BROTHER'S HAND ME DOWNS, THE TUBE SOCKS WITH THE SANDALS. 373 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,144 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE TUBE SOCKS. IT SO CUTE 374 00:24:04,144 --> 00:24:07,347 COME ON. CONGRATS ON THIS BOOK AND THANKS AGAIN FOR COMING ON THE 375 00:24:07,347 --> 00:24:09,382 SHOW, AND ALWAYS PLAYING WITH US WE LOVE YOU. 376 00:24:09,382 --> 00:24:14,854 REESE WITHERSPOON, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "BUSY BETTY" IS AVAILABLE NOW. 377 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:19,426 KEVIN NEALON JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! 378 00:24:19,426 --> 00:24:37,077 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 379 00:24:37,077 --> 00:24:38,745 A TALENTED ACTOR AND COMEDIAN WHO HAS WRITTEN A NEW BOOK CALLED "I EXAGGERATE: MY 380 00:24:38,745 --> 00:24:47,320 BRUSHES WITH FAME," WHICH COMES OUT OCTOBER 25th AND IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW. 381 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,924 AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW. PLEASE WELCOME KEVIN NEALON, EVERYBODY. 382 00:24:56,563 --> 00:25:08,742 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 383 00:25:08,742 --> 00:25:10,710 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> WOW >> Jimmy: WOW. 384 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:14,047 KEVIN NEALON >> WOW >> Jimmy: LOOKING GOOD, BUD. 385 00:25:14,047 --> 00:25:16,950 >> THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY IS WOW >> Jimmy: LOOKING GOOD WE BOTH HAVE -- WE BOTH HAVE 386 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,486 BEARDS >> I HAVE BEARD. I'M GROWING ONE FOR A MOVIE. 387 00:25:19,486 --> 00:25:23,790 GOING TO SEE "TOP GUN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GROWING IT TO 388 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:26,459 GO SEE IT? NOW WAY. CONGRATULATIONS. 389 00:25:26,459 --> 00:25:31,264 LAST TIME I SAW YOU, BY THE WAY, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS OR NOT 390 00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:34,067 WE WERE IN WASHINGTON, D.C >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AT THE KENNEDY CENTER 391 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:35,969 HONORS - >> HONORING LORNE MICHAELS >> Jimmy: YEAH 392 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:38,071 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SO FUNNY, THOUGH 393 00:25:38,071 --> 00:25:40,240 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. YOU WERE REALLY GREAT. 394 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,308 WE GOT TO HANG OUT A LONG TIME >> YEAH, WE DID. I LOVED -- I LOVED BEING THERE 395 00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:45,078 BECAUSE IT WAS A LOT OF PEOPLE ALL THE "SNL" PEOPLE ANYBODY -- A LOT OF THOSE 396 00:25:45,078 --> 00:25:49,315 PEOPLE WHO HAD BEEN ON "SNL" HONORING LORNE AND WE GET TO HANG OUT IN THE 397 00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:50,850 GREEN ROOM WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE KIND OF -- 398 00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:52,819 >> Jimmy: WE WERE DOING BITS AND -- >> YEAH, WERE PUNCHING 399 00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:54,888 EVERYBODY'S JOKES UP >> Jimmy: IT WAS ALMOST TOO MANY BITS FOR ME 400 00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:57,957 I ACTUALLY GOT TIRED >> IT REALLY WAS [ LAUGHTER ] 401 00:25:57,957 --> 00:26:00,026 >> Jimmy: I THINK IT WAS LIKE FIVE HOURS I WAS THERE AND I GO -- I'M READY TO TAKE 402 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:04,631 A NAP. >> YEAH, IT WAS A LONG DAY >> Jimmy: EVERYONE DID BITS. 403 00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:07,133 AND SO, IT WAS A LONG DAY. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS 404 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:11,071 CHANGE IN A HOTEL AND PUT ON A A TUXEDO YEAH, I NEED TO GET OUT OF 405 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:13,139 HERE, BECAUSE EVERYONE IS DOING TOO MANY BITS. I WAS -- 406 00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:15,642 >> YOU WERE EXHAUSTED. >> Jimmy: I WAS TIRED. SO I GO, I'M LEAVING 407 00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:18,945 I GO TO GET INTO MY CAR. AND THEY GO, "KEVIN NEALON WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU. 408 00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:24,718 AND I GO, "OH, OKAY. WHERE DO IS HE?" THEY GO, "HE'S IN HIS CAR. 409 00:26:24,718 --> 00:26:29,055 SO, I LEFT MY CAR. I WALKED ACROSS THE PARKING LOT. 410 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,690 AND YOU WERE SITTING IN THE BACK OF YOUR LIMOSINE WITH THE WINDOW ROLLED DOWN 411 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:33,159 AND I GO, "WHAT'S UP, KEVIN? AND YOU LOOKED AT ME, AND THE WINDOW ROLLED UP 412 00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:40,367 AND YOU PEELED AWAY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING -- 413 00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:44,637 IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING AT THE PERFECT TIME I WAS EXHAUSTED. 414 00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:50,844 I WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S UP, BUD. AND YOU JUST LOOKED AT ME, AND THEN THE WINDOW ROLLED UP. 415 00:26:50,844 --> 00:26:53,079 AND YOU TOOK OFF >> THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT >> Jimmy: NO 416 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:55,982 >> MY DRIVER WAS REAL BOSSY. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, RIGHT. >> AND HE WANTED TO GET HOME 417 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:58,184 AND I SAID, "NO, I JUST CALLED JIMMY. HE'S COMING OVER." 418 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:00,353 HE GOES, "NO, I GOT TO GO. AND HE STARTS DRIVING AWAY >> Jimmy: YEAH 419 00:27:00,353 --> 00:27:02,655 >> I WAS FURIOUS I SAID, "YOU GOT TO GO BACK. HE GOES, "NO, I'M TAKING YOU 420 00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:04,724 BACK TO YOUR HOTEL." I LUNGED OVER THE SEAT I GRABBED HIM BY THE THROAT. 421 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:06,926 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A CRAZY STORY, KEVIN. 422 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:11,031 I DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF IT. [ LAUGHTER ] GRABBED HIM BY THE THROAT. 423 00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:13,033 >> I DID >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR BOOK "I EXAGGERATE: MY BRUSHES 424 00:27:13,033 --> 00:27:17,070 WITH FAME. IT'S FULL OF CARICATURES THAT YOU'VE DRAWN OF DIFFERENT 425 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:19,506 CELEBRITIES. WHEN DID THIS START FOR YOU? >> WELL, I LOVED -- I ALWAYS 426 00:27:19,506 --> 00:27:24,711 LOVED DRAWING CARICATURES. I WAS NEVER THAT GOOD AT IT. BUT I ALWAYS KIND OF DOODLED AS 427 00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:25,945 A KID. I HAD A PAINTING OF MY MOTHER AND FATHER FRAMED AS 428 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:31,851 CARICATURES. AND THEY WERE GREAT. >> Jimmy: YOU DID IT 429 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:35,055 >> NO, I DIDN'T DO IT. SOME ARTIST IN PARIS DID IT. AND THEY WERE GREAT. 430 00:27:35,055 --> 00:27:37,424 THEY WERE IN PASTELS AND I LAY UP LATE EVERY NIGHT KIND OF LOOKING AT THEM. 431 00:27:37,424 --> 00:27:39,826 AND I THINK SUBCONSCIOUSLY I WAS STUDYING THEM AND HOW THE GUY DREW THEM AND EVERYTHING 432 00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:45,632 AND THEN, YOU KNOW, AS I GOT OLDER, I STARTED DOING IT MORE AND THEN WHEN I WAS ON 433 00:27:45,632 --> 00:27:48,568 AIRPLANES, I STARTED SKETCHING PEOPLE WHEN THEY WERE SLEEPING THEY'RE LIKE - 434 00:27:48,568 --> 00:27:50,770 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'D SKETCH THEM, YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: YOU WOULD SKETCH 435 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,605 THEM - >> YEAH. AND I NEVER TOLD THEM ABOUT 436 00:27:52,605 --> 00:27:54,808 THEM ABOUT, THOUGH SOME OF THOSE ARE IN THE BOOK. >> Jimmy: LIKE ON WHAT 437 00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:56,976 LIKE ON A -- >> JUST ON A BARF BAG OR A A NAPKIN 438 00:27:56,976 --> 00:28:00,914 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S BETTER TO DO IT WITH AN EMPTY BARF BAG 439 00:28:00,914 --> 00:28:05,018 >> Jimmy: YOU GRADUATE TO -- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> AND THEN, I WAS IN "SNL." 440 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:07,153 AT THE TABLE READS, SOMETIMES, WOULD GET A LITTLE SLOW AND MONOTONOUS 441 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:08,922 I WOULD START -- IF I WASN'T IN A SKETCH, I WOULD START SKETCHING THE PERSON ACROSS 442 00:28:08,922 --> 00:28:14,494 FROM ME, WHETHER IT'S FARLEY OR DANA CARVEY. YOU KNOW, AND THEN I'D JUST -- 443 00:28:14,494 --> 00:28:16,663 >> Jimmy: WE ACTUALLY HAVE -- THIS IS IN THE BOOK, BUT THIS IS - 444 00:28:16,663 --> 00:28:21,267 FRONT PAGE OF THE SCRIPT FROM "SNL." AND YOU -- 445 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,570 >> JEFF DANIELS. >> Jimmy: JEFF DANIELS AND FARLEY WAS PROBABLY SITTING 446 00:28:23,570 --> 00:28:25,038 ACROSS FROM YOU. >> HE WAS SITTING ACROSS FROM ME 447 00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:27,173 >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHAT YOU DOODLED. >> YEAH. 448 00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:30,677 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT IS JEFF DANIELS >> YEAH. 449 00:28:30,677 --> 00:28:34,280 >> Jimmy: AMAZING. AND CHRIS FARLEY >> SO, THAT'S THE KIND OF STUFF 450 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,317 I WAS DOING BEFORE I KIND OF GOT INTO IT, REALLY GOT INTO IT 451 00:28:37,317 --> 00:28:40,920 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THIS IS THE PHOTO. THIS IS THE PAINTING, YOU DID 452 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,890 OF FARLEY. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S 453 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:48,361 AMAZING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT ALMOST COMES -- 454 00:28:48,361 --> 00:28:53,166 >> I MEAN, THAT WAS SUCH A A COMMON LOOK. AND ON EACH -- ON EACH - 455 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:55,902 SO, EACH PICTURE ON THE OPPOSITE PAGE, IS A LITTLE ANECDOTE ABOUT THAT PERSON 456 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:59,305 AND THE EXPERIENCE I HAD WITH THEM BY THE WAY, ALL OF THESE ARE ON 457 00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:03,343 KEVINNEALONART.COM THAT'S WHERE YOU CAN FIND THESE PAINTINGS AND ALSO MY BOOK 458 00:29:03,343 --> 00:29:08,281 >> Jimmy: YEAH KEVINNEALONART.COM I ALSO SAW ONE OF MY FAVORITES 459 00:29:08,281 --> 00:29:11,418 DANA CARVEY. YOU DID DANA CARVEY. >> DANA CARVEY, YEAH 460 00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:17,023 >> Jimmy: THAT'S DANA CARVEY THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 461 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:20,393 I NOTICED I WASN'T IN THE BOOK THAT -- YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T MATTER 462 00:29:20,393 --> 00:29:22,595 >> WELL, YOU SHOULD THANK ME FOR THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 463 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:28,368 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> HERE'S THE PROBLEM, JIMMY THIS HAS RUINED MY LIFE. 464 00:29:28,368 --> 00:29:30,236 BECAUSE AS A CARICATURE ARTIST, YOU LOOK AROUND. EVERYONE YOU LOOK AT, YOU SEE 465 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:33,907 THEIR FEATURES THAT ARE OUTSTANDING. SO, IT'S LIKE WALKING THROUGH 466 00:29:33,907 --> 00:29:40,080 A FUN HOUSE EVERY DAY. AND EVERYBODY LOOKS KIND OF LIKE DISTORTED AND STUFF 467 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:44,651 AND IT'S A LITTLE FREAKY >> Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT THEM STICKS OUT 468 00:29:44,651 --> 00:29:47,187 A BIG NOSE OR -- >> YEAH, BUT NOW YOU - YOU HAVE LIKE -- 469 00:29:47,187 --> 00:29:49,489 YOU KNOW, IN FACT, I ACTUALLY DID ONE OF YOU LET ME GET IT OUT FOR YOU. 470 00:29:49,489 --> 00:29:53,293 [ CHEERS ] NOW, THIS ONE I REALLY ENJOYED DOING. 471 00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:55,595 YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE A LOT OF OUTSTANDING CHARACTERISTICS. [ LAUGHTER ] 472 00:29:55,595 --> 00:29:58,064 DO YOU WANT TO HOLD IT DO YOU WANT ME TO UNVEIL IT? >> Jimmy: WELL, I CAN DO IT, 473 00:29:58,064 --> 00:29:59,866 YEAH >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: LET ME HOLD IT 474 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:02,369 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT. >> READY I'M GOING TO UNVEIL IT 475 00:30:02,369 --> 00:30:06,106 READY? ONE, TWO, THREE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 476 00:30:06,106 --> 00:30:12,212 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME KEVIN! I LOVE IT. 477 00:30:12,212 --> 00:30:15,615 KEVIN, I'M LIKE -- THIS IS -- I'M HONORED. >> OH, I'VE GOT TO SIGN IT 478 00:30:15,615 --> 00:30:18,451 I FORGOT TO SIGN IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, COULD YOU? >> YEAH. 479 00:30:18,451 --> 00:30:20,186 YEAH, SURE >> Jimmy: KEVIN, THIS IS AMAZING. 480 00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:22,389 >> OH, MY PLEASURE, MAN. MY PLEASURE. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE ONE OF MY - 481 00:30:22,389 --> 00:30:24,124 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY IT'S NOT EASY, JIMMY 482 00:30:24,124 --> 00:30:25,992 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO. 483 00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:28,928 AND YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IT TAKES ME A LONG TIME I GO THROUGH A LITTLE PROCESS. 484 00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:31,664 YOU KNOW, WHERE I HAVE TO LIKE -- I'M NOT QUITE GETTING IT RIGHT 485 00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:33,633 DO ANOTHER ONE ANOTHER ONE ANOTHER ONE. IT'S AN EVOLUTION. 486 00:30:33,633 --> 00:30:35,502 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A VIDEO THAT SHOWS HOW PORTRAITS COME TOGETHER 487 00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:37,370 >> ALL RIGHT THIS IS YOU, I THINK YEAH 488 00:30:37,370 --> 00:30:48,081 START LIKE THAT. IT TAKES A WHILE >> Jimmy: HOW? 489 00:30:48,081 --> 00:30:49,582 >> IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME ON YOU, JIMMY >> Jimmy: YOU'RE REALLY 490 00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:53,853 TALENTED WOW. THAT'S AMAZING 491 00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:58,992 >> BUT HERE'S THE THING. I DIDN'T KNOW HE GREW A BEARD SINCE I DID THIS ONE 492 00:30:58,992 --> 00:31:00,760 I DIDN'T KNOW. AND SO, A COUPLE DAYS, THEY TOLD ME. 493 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,064 SO, I HAD TO ADD ONTO IT AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW LONG YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE THAT 494 00:31:04,064 --> 00:31:12,439 BEARD, SO, I TOOK SOME CREATIVE MEASURES HERE, AND THIS IS KIND OF HOW I WENT ABOUT DOING THAT 495 00:31:12,439 --> 00:31:16,810 >> Jimmy: YES. THIS IS GREAT. KEVIN. 496 00:31:16,810 --> 00:31:23,083 >> YEAH, I DIDN'T KNOW HOW LONG [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 497 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:26,720 I DIDN'T KNOW HOW LONG YOU'D HAVE THE BEARD >> Jimmy: I'VE GOT TO SAY, I'M 498 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:33,226 HONORED THAT YOU DID THIS. YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIANS. 499 00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:34,861 I'VE ALWAYS LOOKED UP TO YOU AND LOVED YOU. AND YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN GREAT TO 500 00:31:34,861 --> 00:31:37,263 ME THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME >> THANK YOU, BUDDY. 501 00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:38,898 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS >> IT'S $50. 502 00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:42,302 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALSO, BY THE WAY YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING 503 00:31:42,302 --> 00:31:43,803 FUNNY? "HIKING WITH KEVIN" RETURNS FOR ITS FOURTH SEASON ON 504 00:31:43,803 --> 00:31:46,439 OCTOBER 27th >> THAT'S RIGHT. OCTOBER 27th 505 00:31:46,439 --> 00:31:48,408 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. YOU FILM IT. YOU EDIT IT. 506 00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:51,244 YOU DO EVERYTHING. >> I DO IT ALL, MAN. I'VE DONE 100 HIKES ALREADY. 507 00:31:51,244 --> 00:31:54,748 I'M EXHAUSTED. BY THE WAY, I STARTED ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE YEARS AGO, AND THE 508 00:31:54,748 --> 00:31:59,119 HIKES WERE VERY DIFFICULT, YOU KNOW AND EACH YEAR IS GETTING A 509 00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:03,156 A LITTLE LESS, A LITTLE LESS, AND A LITTLE LESS. AND NOW IT'S FLAT. 510 00:32:03,156 --> 00:32:05,058 >> Jimmy: WALKING TO STARBUCKS WITH KEVIN >> YEAH, IT'S STARBUCKS. 511 00:32:05,058 --> 00:32:08,528 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT WHAT I DO, JIMMY, IS IF IT'S FLAT, I'LL HOLD THE CAMERA 512 00:32:08,528 --> 00:32:13,099 ON AN ANGLE SO IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING UP A HILL. >> Jimmy: SO SMART 513 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:15,568 COME ON, BUDDY COME ON. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE 514 00:32:15,568 --> 00:32:19,739 A PREVIEW OF SEASON FOUR OF "HIKING WITH KEVIN." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 515 00:32:21,074 --> 00:32:24,377 STORE. AM I RIGHT AM I RIGHT 516 00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:27,313 >> THE FIRST TIME I WENT INTO A CONTAINER STORE, I LOST MY MIND 517 00:32:27,313 --> 00:32:29,716 >> ME TOO. >> LET ME ASK YOU THIS >> YES 518 00:32:29,716 --> 00:32:35,321 >> WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE BEATLE? >> YOUR QUESTIONS ARE TERRIBLE BUT -- NO, I MEAN, IN A GOOD 519 00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:44,097 WAY. * I'LL BE SO BLUE JUST THINKIN 520 00:32:44,097 --> 00:32:46,900 ABOUT YOU * >> YOU'RE GOOD >> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU 521 00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:53,440 WASHED YOUR CAR? [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS HAS JUST BEEN THE MOST 522 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:58,712 BRUTAL HOUR AND A HALF OF MY LIFE >> HEY, EUGENE 523 00:32:58,712 --> 00:33:01,548 >> KEVIN >> HEY, BUDDY, THANKS FOR DOING THE HIKE 524 00:33:01,548 --> 00:33:06,886 >> I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS TODAY. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 525 00:33:06,886 --> 00:33:09,356 >> Jimmy: KEVIN NEALON, EVERYBODY. "HIKING WITH KEVIN" PREMIERES 526 00:33:09,356 --> 00:33:12,225 OCTOBER 27th HIS BOOK "I EXAGGERATE: MY BRUSHES WITH FAME" IS AVAILABLE 527 00:33:12,225 --> 00:33:19,699 FOR PRE-ORDER RIGHT NOW. IT'S FUNNY IT'S AWESOME 528 00:33:19,699 --> 00:33:22,535 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STANDUP FROM SABRINA WU. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 529 00:33:22,535 --> 00:33:44,691 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST CAN BE 530 00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:50,897 SEEN HOSTING "THE SECOND BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE" AT UNION HALL IN BROOKLYN, NEW YORK 531 00:33:50,897 --> 00:33:53,767 OCTOBER 30th MAKING THEIR "TONIGHT SHOW" DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY 532 00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:54,367 MAKING THEIR "TONIGHT SHOW" DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY SABRINA WU 533 00:33:55,535 --> 00:34:03,043 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU 534 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:08,715 HEY, EVERYONE. I HAVE SOME IMPRESSIONS FOR YOU ALL, OKAY? 535 00:34:08,715 --> 00:34:16,489 FIRST IMPRESSION [ PLOP ] THAT WAS A HOT GIRL POOPING. 536 00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:27,967 [ LAUGHTER ] SECOND IMPRESSION. [ KAZOO 537 00:34:27,967 --> 00:34:32,572 THAT WAS THE ECONOMY [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ALL I KNOW ABOUT IT 538 00:34:32,572 --> 00:34:42,949 OKAY LAST -- LAST IMPRESSION. [ BEAT BOXING 539 00:34:42,949 --> 00:34:52,359 STOP, STOP STOP THAT WAS NOTHING 540 00:34:52,359 --> 00:35:01,735 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I GREW UP IN MICHIGAN. WHERE THEY MADE US READ THIS 541 00:35:01,735 --> 00:35:06,106 WIDELY TAUGHT, CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED CHILDREN'S BOOK "TICKY TICKY TUMBO." 542 00:35:06,106 --> 00:35:13,780 FIRST PAGE -- IT GOES THERE ONCE WAS A CHINESE BOY NAMED TIKI, TIKI TUMBO NO, SAW REMBO 543 00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:16,950 CHERRY BERRY ROCHEE. PIT BERRY PEMBO. NO, THERE WASN'T 544 00:35:16,950 --> 00:35:24,591 [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE A CHINESE BROTHER HIS NAME IS KEVIN. 545 00:35:24,591 --> 00:35:32,132 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND ACTUALLY -- CAN WE DO AN EXPERIMENT 546 00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:35,635 GROUP EXPERIMENT I'M GOING TO SAY REAL CHINESE. AND AT SOME POINT I'M GOING TO 547 00:35:35,635 --> 00:35:41,541 SWITCH TO NOT QUITE CHINESE. BUT I WON'T TELL YOU WHEN. YOU TELL ME WHEN 548 00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:50,383 COOL [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] TICKY TICKY TUMBO -- 549 00:35:50,383 --> 00:35:56,089 NO, SAW REMBO. CHERRY BERRY ROCHEE. PIT BERRY PEMBO. 550 00:35:56,089 --> 00:36:03,496 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WOW. WOW. 551 00:36:03,496 --> 00:36:05,465 YOU KNOW, I'VE TOLD THAT JOKE A MILLION TIMES, YOU ARE THE FIRST GROUP THAT HAS GOTTEN IT 552 00:36:05,465 --> 00:36:10,704 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, OBVIOUSLY NOT. SO, GROWING UP, I HAD THIS 553 00:36:10,704 --> 00:36:12,472 COMPLEX, INFERIORITY COMPLEX WHERE I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE A 554 00:36:12,472 --> 00:36:19,679 A WHITE PERSON LIKE ME." I LEARNED HOW TO BEAT BOX. WHY? 555 00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:27,053 WHY DO I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 13-YEARS-OLD, I COULD DO THIS. 556 00:36:27,053 --> 00:36:32,692 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HONESTLY, I WAS TRAINING FOR BAR-MITZVAHS 557 00:36:32,692 --> 00:36:35,962 [ LAUGHTER ] ONE TIME I WAS IN A CLOSETED LABELLESS RELATIONSHIP WITH 558 00:36:35,962 --> 00:36:41,668 THIS WHITE WOMAN WHO A YEAR IN WAS LIKE, "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME 559 00:36:41,668 --> 00:36:44,938 YOU WANT TO BE MY SQUIRREL FRIEND." SHE SAID SQUIRREL FRIENDS 560 00:36:44,938 --> 00:36:48,875 BECAUSE GIRLFRIEND WAS TOO SCARY. INSTEAD OF BEING LIKE, "WE'RE 561 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:55,749 DONE." I WENT LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 562 00:36:55,749 --> 00:37:00,487 SO, YEAH, I DON'T HAVE ALWAYS A TON OF GAY PRIDE, OKAY I REALIZED A YEAR AND A HALF 563 00:37:00,487 --> 00:37:02,288 AGO THAT I WAS TRANS, AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOME PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO BE GAY AT 564 00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:11,598 ALL, AND I HAVE TO BE GAY TWICE? [ LAUGHTER ] 565 00:37:11,598 --> 00:37:15,769 I HAVE TO COME OUT TO MY NERVOUS, IMMIGRANT PARENTS AGAIN. 566 00:37:15,769 --> 00:37:18,405 I WAS LIKE, "HEY, DAD, I'M TRANS. AND MY DAD WENT, "WELL, I'M 567 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:29,049 DRIVING! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND HONESTLY, I ALWAYS 568 00:37:29,049 --> 00:37:37,157 SUSPECTED HE MIGHT BE A DRIVER AT SOME POINT I WAS LIKE, "SO, YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING ABOUT 569 00:37:37,157 --> 00:37:41,661 GOING ON T, TAKING THE TESTOSTERONE MY DAD WAS LIKE, "OKAY, YOU 570 00:37:41,661 --> 00:37:47,233 DON'T LIKE YOUR BODY YOU THINK I LIKE MY FACE YOU THINK I LIKE MY SKIN, MY 571 00:37:47,233 --> 00:37:54,140 EYES." HE KEPT GOING. I HAD TO PAUSE COMING OUT TO BE 572 00:37:54,140 --> 00:38:04,017 LIKE, "NO, DAD, DON'T BE SAD YOU'RE SO SEXY." [ LAUGHTER ] 573 00:38:04,017 --> 00:38:09,889 SO, YEAH, I LIKE, REALLY NEED A WIN. I REALLY NEED ONE. 574 00:38:09,889 --> 00:38:14,127 I'M IN THE MOST HUMILIATING RIVALRY. WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE, I TOOK 575 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:18,431 A CUTE LITTLE STORY TELLING CLASS. AND ONE DAY WE WENT TO A MOB 576 00:38:18,431 --> 00:38:23,636 STORY SLAM, AND I WENT UP AND DID TERRIBLE AND THEN THIS GIRL FROM MY 577 00:38:23,636 --> 00:38:28,241 CLASS WENT UP, WON THE WHOLE THING. AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "OH, MY 578 00:38:28,241 --> 00:38:32,512 GOD, SHE'S GOING TO BE FAMOUS. SHE'S SUCH A GOOD PERFORMER. AND I LITERALLY SAID, "I'M THE 579 00:38:32,512 --> 00:38:37,317 ONE WHO'S GOING TO BE FAMOUS I'M THE GOOD PERFORMER." IT'S BEEN SIX AND A HALF YEARS, 580 00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:44,324 AND I'M -- LOOK, THE "TONIGHT SHOW" IS A HUGE HONOR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 581 00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:52,198 I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. SO, IT'S JUST THAT THAT GIRL IS LITERALLY INAUGURAL YOUTH POET 582 00:38:52,198 --> 00:38:59,839 LAUREATE AMANDA GORMAN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IF YOU DON'T -- SHE'S PERFORMED 583 00:38:59,839 --> 00:39:05,612 POETRY AT BIDEN'S INAUGURATION PEOPLE SORT OF SAY SHE UNITED THE COUNTRY. 584 00:39:05,612 --> 00:39:11,017 MICHELLE OBAMA SAID SHE CHANGED HER LIFE SHE'S BEEN ON THE COVER OF 585 00:39:11,017 --> 00:39:15,121 "VOGUE." SHE'S HOSTED THE MET GALA. SHE'S A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST 586 00:39:15,121 --> 00:39:17,657 SELLER IF SHE BECOMES A STAFF WRITER ON "BIG MOUTH," I WILL DIE 587 00:39:17,657 --> 00:39:26,733 [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE'S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2036? 588 00:39:26,733 --> 00:39:30,036 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO VOTE FOR HER. [ LAUGHTER ] 589 00:39:30,036 --> 00:39:31,938 AND I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, IN COLLEGE, MAYBE SHE WAS A LITTLE OVERCONFIDENT BECAUSE SHE WOULD 590 00:39:31,938 --> 00:39:37,444 LITERALLY SAY, "YOU KNOW, ONE DAY I MIGHT BE THE FIRST BLACK WOMAN PRESIDENT. 591 00:39:37,444 --> 00:39:39,212 WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE, MY BIG DREAM, I WAS LIKE, "MAYBE ONE DAY, I CAN BE LIKE AN ASIAN 592 00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:45,952 JACK BLACK." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'M SABRINA WU 593 00:39:45,952 --> 00:39:51,091 THANK YOU SO MUCH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 594 00:39:51,091 --> 00:39:56,563 >> Jimmy: ONE DAY. MAYBE ONE DAY. THAT WAS SO GOOD 595 00:39:56,563 --> 00:39:58,565 SABRINA WU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEE SABRINA OCTOBER 30th AT 596 00:39:58,565 --> 00:40:04,537 UNION HALL IN BROOKLYN, NEW YORK WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 597 00:40:04,537 --> 00:40:26,026 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 598 00:40:26,026 --> 00:40:33,133 REESE WITHERSPOON, KEVIN NEALON, SABRINA WU - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 599 00:40:33,133 --> 00:40:36,403 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 600 00:40:36,403 --> 00:40:38,905 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 601 00:40:38,905 --> 00:40:41,441 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE