1 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:11,044 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:21,421 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING HARL."."OW GUESTSTS - 3 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:26,659 JACK HARLOW. DWAYNE WADE. MUSICAL GUEST, QUAVO AND 4 00:00:26,659 --> 00:00:30,263 TAKEOFF. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 5 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:39,973 >> Questlove: 1725 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:57,157 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 7 00:00:57,157 --> 00:01:08,868 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. MY LOVE RIGHT BACK TO YOU 8 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:11,271 EVERYBODY. ENJOY YOURSELF THANKS FOR BEING HERE. 9 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:14,674 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVE 10 00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:18,278 [ CHEERS A A A A A A A A A A A A YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 11 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:21,214 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FALL DAY WE HAD TODAY, HUH WASN'T IT GORGEOUS 12 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:25,485 WHEN I WOKE UP, THERE WAS A BABY SPARROW NESTING IN MY BEARD. 13 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:27,320 GUYS, I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS JACK HARLOW IS MY CO-HOST 14 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:34,661 TONIGHT. [ CHEERS ANDUS HE'S A STUD. 15 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:41,868 YEAH, HE ALSO HAD THE SONG OF THE YEAR, "FIRST CLASS." EVERYONE LOVES THAT. 16 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:44,104 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERYONE LOVES THAT SONG MEANWHILE, SPIRIT AIRLINES IS 17 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,740 LIKE, "EH, IT'S NOT RELATABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] SPIRIT AIRLINES, THE SUBWAY IN 18 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:50,310 THE SKY. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, GUYS, LET'S GET TO SOME 19 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:53,246 NEWS PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS. YESTERDAY PRESIDENT BIDEN WENT 20 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:55,115 DOWN TO FLORIDA, AND DURING HIS VISIT, HE WAS CAUGHT ON A HOT MICROPHONE TALKING TO A LOCAL 21 00:01:55,115 --> 00:02:01,187 MAYOR. CHECK THIS OUT THIS IS REAL 22 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:16,102 >> Jimmy: BIDEN BASICALLY HAS TWO MODES -- SWEET GRANDPA AND TARANTINO MOVIE. 23 00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:19,973 [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN SOUNDS LIKE A HARD NOSED P.I. WHO WRAPS UP CASES BY 24 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:20,340 BIDEN SOUNDS LIKE A HARD NOSED P.I. WHO WRAPS UP CASES BY SAYING - 25 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:34,888 * [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:36,556 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, BIDEN 27 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:38,625 DIDN'T STOP THERE. HE ACTUALLY KEPT TALKING >> Steve: REALLY 28 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,593 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE GOT EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE. LISTEN TO THIS 29 00:02:40,593 --> 00:02:41,428 EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE. LISTEN TO THIS >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. 30 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:53,273 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 31 00:02:53,273 --> 00:03:00,380 >> Steve: WOW. * >> Jimmy: SOME BIG NEWS. 32 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:04,184 TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN PARDONED ALL PEOPLE CONVICTED OF POSSESSING MARIJUANA UNDER 33 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:11,091 FEDERAL LAW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 34 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:14,894 SIGNALING A MAJOR STEP TOWARDS LEGALIZATION I'M PRETTY SURE BIDEN'S 35 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:18,064 APPROVAL RATING IS ABOUT TO GET HIGH FOR THE FIRST TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:23,770 >> Steve: WOAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE PRESIDENT CANCELLED STUDENT LOAN DEBT. 37 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:26,940 AND NOW HE'S PARDONING PEOPLE FOR WEED I THINK BIDEN'S GOING TO BE 38 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:30,744 ABLE TO GET INTO ANY FRAT HE WANTS RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,512 MEANWHILE, I HAVE A FEELING TRUMP IS ABOUT TO CLAIM THAT ALL HIS CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS 40 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:37,083 WERE JUST ROLLING PAPERS [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF THE FORMER 41 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:40,387 PRESIDENT, YESTERDAY TRUMP WAS DELIVERING REMARKS WHEN HE BROUGHT UP THE FBI'S SEARCH OF 42 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:43,857 MAR-A-LAGO AND HE'S DEFINITELY LOOKING FOR THE BRIGHT SIDE HERE 43 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,258 AND HE'S DEFINITELY LOOKING FOR THE BRIGHT SIDE HERE TAKE A LOOK. 44 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:53,099 DOCUMENT HOPES HELICOPTERS FLYING OVER MAR-A-LAGO 45 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:56,436 WELL, THEY'VE GIVEN US ABOUT $5 BILLION WORTH OF FREES A CECE HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOUSE. 46 00:03:56,436 --> 00:04:00,273 IF IT WEREN'T SO NICE, THEY PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE DOING IT. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT GETS 47 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:02,342 RATINGS. WHEN THEY LOOK, THEY SAY, "THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE. 48 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:06,946 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RIGHT NOW, TRUMP'S WATCHING "THE JEFFREY DAHMER 49 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:10,050 SHOW" LIKE, "WELL, GREAT PUBLICITY. [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:13,820 REALLY IS. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE WATCHING THAT SHOW. 51 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:18,525 LISTEN TO THIS I READ THAT THE AIR FORCE JUST ANNOUNCED A PLAN TO REDUCE 52 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:21,061 THEIR CARBON FOOTPRINT AND ADAPT TO CLIMATE CHANGE. YEAH, IT'S A MAJOR MOVE. 53 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:24,631 IN FACT, THE AIR FORCE JUST UNVEILED THEIR NEW F-24 PRIUS. Y 54 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:33,707 [ LAUGHTER ]RK COMIC YEAH [ CHEERS ] 55 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:37,077 WILL BE IN COSTUME SO WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HELPFUL TO POINT OUT THE 56 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:55,462 DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A NEW PAID 125 BUCKS TO BAIL TO GET OUT. 57 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:58,431 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, COMIC CON SPIDER-MAN WANTS TO SCORE WITH MARY JANE. 58 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:04,037 TIMES SQUARE SPIDER-MAN ALREADY SCORED SOME MARY JANE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 59 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:07,841 NEXT UP, COMIC CON SPIDER-MAN WEARS AN OFFICIAL SPANDEX SUIT HE BOUGHT ONLINE 60 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:12,045 TIME SQUARE SPIDERMAN WEARS A HOMEMADE SUIT THAT'S PART SPANX, PART SKIMS. 61 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:16,716 HE CALLS THEM SKANKS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, COMIC CON 62 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:19,586 SPIDERMAN WAITS FOR THE BATHROOM IN A LONG LINE. TIME SQUARE SPIDERMAN GOES TO 63 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:23,690 THE BATHROOM IN HIS SKANKS [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE. 64 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:28,261 [ APPLAUSE ] GUYS, GET THIS, I HEARD THAT THE U.S. MIGHT START REQUIRING 65 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:33,633 BEER, WINE, AND SPIRITS MAKERS TO PROVIDE MORE INFORMATION ON WHAT'S IN THEIR DRINKS 66 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:38,071 THESE ARE STRANGE TIMES. WEED IS ABOUT TO BE LEGAL, BUT WE NEED A FULL REPORT ON WHAT'S 67 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:42,709 IN BUD LIGHT LIME. [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, FINALLY, A HOUSE IN 68 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,477 MICHIGAN IS GOING VIRAL AFTER THE OWNER SYNCED UP HIS HALLOWEEN LIGHTS TO THE TUNE OF 69 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:48,148 HALLOWEEN LIGHTS TO THE TUNE OF A SONG FROM "HOCUS-POCUS 2." WATCH THIS 70 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:50,483 * ONE WAY OR ANOTHE 71 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:55,955 WE'RE GONNA FIND YWERE GONNAETET GET YA GET YA ONE WAY * * 72 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:58,558 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT SEEMS ANNOYING, BUT IT ONLY PLAYS ON LOOP FOR 18 HOURS A DAY. 73 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:01,828 [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS RIGHT 74 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:06,833 GUYS, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 75 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:19,112 * * 76 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:26,052 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: EVERYBODY, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 77 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:29,055 THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL SHOW. AS I MENTIONED BEFORE, JACK HARLOW IS MY CO-HOST 78 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:33,560 TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT AM I DOING? 79 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:37,163 LET'S BRING HIM OUT RIGHT NOW. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GIVE IT UP FOR MY CO-HOST, THE ONE AND 80 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:40,734 UP FOR MY CO-HOST, THE ONE AND ONLY, JACK HARLOW! JACK 81 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:47,207 *LOOKINGOODODODODODODD. 82 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:49,843 WELCOME BACK [ CHEERS ] LOOK AT THAT 83 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:53,113 COME ON, THAT'S A STANDING - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HAVE A SEAT. 84 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:59,552 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU LOOK GOOD, BUDDY YOU LOOK SHARP 85 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:02,722 >> Jack: RIGHT BACK AT YOU >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE BEHIND THE DESK HERE? 86 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:05,692 >> Jack: I LIKE THE CONTROL THAT COMES WITH IT >> Jimmy: YOU LIKE -- YEAH, 87 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:08,294 FEEL THE POWER THERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THANKS FOR BEING HERE, BUD 88 00:07:08,294 --> 00:07:11,364 WE'LL GO THROUGH -- ANYTHING THAT'S MINE IS YOURS OH, REALLY 89 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,667 >> Jack: THAT'S MY SIDE. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE CUTTING IT DOWN THE MIDDLE? 90 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:16,069 YEAH, I WON'T TOUCH YOUR SHARPIES OVER THERE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- WELL, 91 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:18,805 I'LL TALK TO YOU AND EVERYTHING LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR SPECIAL 92 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:21,307 GUEST. WE HAVE ROBERT GLASPER SITTING IN WITH THE ROOTS TONIGHT. 93 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:24,377 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jack: LEGEND. >> Jimmy: THE BEST 94 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:29,616 ROBERT GLASPER IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU. ROBERT, YOU HAVE A RESIDENCY 95 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,252 RIGHT NOW HAPPENING IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW, RIGHT >> ABSOLUTELY, A MONTH-LONG 96 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:35,855 RESIDENCY AT THE BLUE NOTE JAZZ CLUB >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT IT'S 97 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:39,125 ROB -- ROBTOBER. >> ROBTOBER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 98 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,894 >> Jimmy: ROBTOBER YOU'VE DONE RESIDENCIES THERE BEFORE, RIGHT? 99 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:43,730 >> YEAH, IT'S MY FOURTH ONE. >> Jimmy: IT'S YOUR FOURTH ONE >> SO I OWN THE MONTH. 100 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,799 IT'S MY MONTH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS YOUR MONTH. 101 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,334 YEAH GO TO BLUE NOTE AND CHECK OUT ROBERT GLASPER 102 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:51,071 YOU HAVE A NEW RECORD COMING OUT NEXT WEEK. >> YES, ABSOLUTELY 103 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:55,208 IT'S AN EXTENSION OF "BLACK RADIO III," MY ORIGINAL RECORD SO THIS HAS LIKE SEVEN OR EIGHT 104 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:58,378 MORE SONGS INCLUDING A SONG I DID WITH MAC MILLER THAT'S GOING TO COME 105 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:01,214 OUT. I DID IT WITH HIM A FEW YEARS AGO, IT'S GOING TO COME OUT ON 106 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:04,017 MONDAY EXCLUSIVE ON MONDAY. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, WITH 107 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,119 MAC MILLER >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S AWESOME 108 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:08,655 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT SONG? >> CALLED IT'S CALLED "THERAPY: PART 2." 109 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,157 >> Jimmy: COMING OUT ON MONDAY OH, MY GOSH. ROBERT GLASPER 110 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:15,095 THANKS FOR BEING HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 111 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:18,598 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'LL HELP ME WITH THE INTROS HERE WE HAVE A FUN SHOW TONIGHT 112 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:21,434 HE IS CURRENTLY ON TOUR WITH HIS ALBUM -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 113 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,937 THIS IS FUNNY. 'CAUSE IT'S YOU. WITH THIS ALBUM -- 114 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,805 [ LAUGHTER ] WITH HIS ALBUM, "COME HOME, THE KIDS MISS YOU. 115 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:31,277 AND HE'S MY CO-HOST TONIGHT. JACK HARLOW IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 116 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:33,046 >> Jack: PLUS, HE'S A BASKETBALL LEGEND WHOSE NEW DOCUMENTARY "THE REDEEM TEAM" 117 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:39,919 BEING STREAMED ON NETFLIX TOMORROW THREE-TIME NBA CHAMPION AND 118 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:42,956 OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST, DWYANE WADE IS ALSO ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. 119 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:46,359 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW D-WADE 120 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:51,731 AND THEN WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER. YOU HAVE THE ALBUM OVER THERE? YEAH, PERFECT. 121 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:56,202 AND -- >> Both: WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM QUAVO AND TAKEOFF. 122 00:08:56,202 --> 00:09:03,309 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO 123 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:05,812 I HAVE CARDS HERE. GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS. 124 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:06,780 GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO 125 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,051 * * HASHTAG 126 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:16,656 HASHTAGS * * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 127 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:19,826 WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG, AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO 128 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:22,095 THAT TOPIC THIS WEEK, I SENT OUT A HASHTAG, 129 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:27,467 #ADDAWORDRUINAHORRORMOVIE. I ASKED YOU TO TAKE A HORROR MOVIE TITLE, ADD ONE WORD TO 130 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:31,037 CHANGE THE MEANING WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS THE NUMBER ONE TRENDING TOPIC IN 131 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:34,774 THE U.S. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NUMBER ONE ON TWITTER. 132 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:37,944 SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG NOW I THOUGHT JACK AND I WOULD SHARE SOME OF OUR FAVORITE "ADD 133 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:42,549 A WORD, RUIN A HORROR MOVIE" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS YOU READY FOR THIS 134 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,517 >> Jack: YES >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO 135 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,152 I'LL GO FIRST. THIS FIRST IS FROM @PATSYSWEETIE. 136 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:52,592 SHE SAYS, "CHILDREN OF THE CORN KID. [ LAUGHTER ] 137 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,361 I LIKE THAT KID. >> Steve: THAT KID'S CUTE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE LIKED 138 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:57,430 "CONE. >> Steve: HE'S GOT THE JUICE >> Jimmy: OKAY 139 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:02,235 THIS ONE'S -- YOU READ THIS. >> Jack: THIS IS FROM @JOANOSBORNE 140 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:05,739 >> Jimmy: THE REAL -- BY THE WAY, THE SINGER, THE REAL JOAN OSBORNE SENT IN THIS. 141 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:09,209 >> Jack: WOW SHE SAYS, "ROSEMARY'S BABY DADDY. 142 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:13,046 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S MY TYPE OF TELEVISION RIGHT THERE. 143 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,581 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD 144 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:19,486 THAT'S DECENLY SCARY YEAH, YEAH THIS IS FROM @WEBHEAD62. 145 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:24,190 HE SAYS, "FREDDY VERSUS JASON STATHAM. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 146 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:28,128 "OI, YOU'RE NOT WEARING A HOCKEY MASK, MATE? HUH, YOU LIKE KILLING PEOPLE, 147 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:31,097 HUH? ON FRIDAY THE 13th NO, OH NO. 148 00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:36,670 WHEN IT'S A NIGHTMARE. OI OI, YOU LIKE NIGHTMARES? 149 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:43,009 [ LAUGHTER ]STATM,HA I SAT N HIM AT SOME CHARITY EVENT WE WERE AT. 150 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:47,147 AND I SAT NEXT TO HIM. AND HE GOES, "OI, WHAT YOU DO? [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:50,550 I GO, "I'M A TALK SHOW HOST. HE GOES, "I DON'T REALLY LIKE CHAT SHOWS." 152 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:53,720 [ LAUGHTER ] I GO, "WELL, IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN. 153 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,122 [ LAUGHTER ] I GO, "YOU KNOW, WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK. 154 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:59,292 WE CAN PLAY GAMES ON THE SHOW OR WHATEVER. HE GOES, "YOU PLAY GAMES?" 155 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,128 I GO, "YEAH, YEAH, WE PLAY GAMES. "WHAT KIND OF GAMES DO YOU 156 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:04,764 PLAY?" I GO, "WE PLAY ANYTHING. WE PLAY BEER PONG. 157 00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:08,802 WE PLAY WATER WAR. HE'S LIKE, "WHAT'S WATER WAR?" I GO, "IT'S LIKE WAR BUT YOU 158 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:14,374 THROW WATER. HE'S LIKE, "I'LL PLAY A GAME." [ LAUGHTER ] 159 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:17,110 I GO, "ALL RIGHT." AND THEN THE NEXT WEEK HE CAME ON THE SHOW. 160 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,412 LIKE, I DON'T EVEN THINK HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, BUT HE JUST SHOWED UP 161 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:22,449 WE WERE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT COME ON, ON. >> Jack: DID HE LIKE IT? 162 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,417 >> Jimmy: HE WAS SO FUNNY. WE WERE LAUGHING LIKE LITTLE KIDS, AND I HAD TO THROW WATER 163 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:28,355 IN JASON STATHAM'S FACE. >> Jack: MUST HAVE BEEN AMAZING. 164 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,990 >> Jimmy: IT WAS THE MOST FRIGHTENING THING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFETIME. 165 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:34,094 [ LAUGHTER ] CAUSE AT ONE POINT I GO, "HE'S GOING TO PUNCH ME. 166 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,463 I THINK HE WAS BALLING HIS FIST BUT THEN HE JUST STARTED 167 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:39,499 LAUGHING WE HAD THE BEST TIME EVER. I LOVE JASON STATHAM 168 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,801 HE'S INVITED BACK ANY TIME >> Jack: SHOUT OUT JASON STATHAM. 169 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:43,870 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S A GOOD MAN. YEAH 170 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:47,507 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT THAT ONE 171 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:54,381 >> Jack: @SUPERKMDC. SHE SAYS, "CHIA PET SEMATARY." [ LAUGHTER ] 172 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,883 >> Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE FRIGHTENING TO HAVE THOSE CHIA PETS COME BACK TO LIFE 173 00:11:56,883 --> 00:12:00,286 >> Jack: I WOULDN'T BE AFRAID. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A BUNCH OF 174 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:03,790 RICHARD SIMMONS HEADS. YEAH THIS IS FROM @WEREHAWK1. 175 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:08,061 HE SAYS, "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY MERCURY'S." [ LAUGHTER ] 176 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:14,834 THAT'S INTERESTING THAT'S FUNNY "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S." 177 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,903 >> Steve: FREDDIE MERCURY. >> Jimmy: IT'S A GAME. >> Jack: I KNOW 178 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,972 FREDDIE MERCURY. I DON'T KNOW THE - >> Jimmy: FIVE NIGHTS AT 179 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:22,575 FREDDY'S -- IT'S NOT A MOVIE ACTUALLY, BUT IT'S A GAME. WHERE YOU GOTTA, LIKE -- YOU'RE 180 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,879 IN A STORE AND THERE'S AN ANIMATRONIC BEAR, AND YOU GOT TO - 181 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,915 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jack: IT'S LIKE AN '80s GAME 182 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:34,921 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jack: MY FAULT. 183 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,457 >> Steve: YEAH, OLDIE. >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S A NOW GAME. YEAH 184 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,859 ALL THE KIDS ARE PLAYING IT. >> Steve: KIDS ARE PLAYING IT. >> Jack: I'M SURE. 185 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:42,462 >> Jimmy: SKATEBOARDING WITH THEIR HATS ON BACKWARDS. >> Jack: ALL THE KIDS WATCHING, 186 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,564 LET US KNOW IF YOU'RE PLAYING THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 187 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,199 >> Jimmy: THEY DO. I'M TELLING YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 188 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:49,102 OH, MY GOSH. I FEEL SO OLD. HERE WE GO 189 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,237 >> Jack: I WANT THIS ONE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT GOOD TAKE IT. 190 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:56,142 >> Jack: JEEZ. JOSH94247546 [ LAUGHTER ] 191 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,345 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT HANDLE >> Steve: 546? 192 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,413 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jack: NAH, NAH. IT'S JUST JOSH 193 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:04,684 JOSH >> Jimmy: THAT'S CLASSIC JOSH. >> Jack: HE SAYS, "SE7EN-11. 194 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:13,426 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD *HE ENDND T T T T T T T T T T T 195 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:28,842 >> J J J J J J J J J Jimmy: YEAH THIS ONE'S FROM @TRUNKBOY82. HE SAYS, "GET OUT MORE!" 196 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:34,514 GET OUT, GET OUT YEAH ALL RIT.K 197 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:38,551 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jack: OH, I LIKE THIS >> Jimmy: OKAY 198 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:47,727 >> Jack: @THEHONL. HE SAYS, "THE LAST WAFFLE HOUSE >>>> Jimmy: SMOTHERED,D,D,D,D,D, 199 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:51,131 "LAST WAFFLE HOUSE ON THE LEFT." THERE YOU HAVE IT. 200 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:59,606 THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW GSGO TO GHGHTSM/M/M/M/M/M/M/M/M/ JACK AND I ARE PLAYING "RANDOM 201 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:06,446 OBJECT SHOOTOUT" WHEN WE COME BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 202 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:14,854 * >> Jimmy: THIRD OBJECT IS -- A VASE FULL OF APPLESAUCE. 203 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:19,225 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] BE CAREFUL BE CARE -- DON'T - 204 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,194 >> Jack: I DON'T WANT THIS ON ME >> Jimmy: YOU WON'T HURT 205 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,763 >> Jimmy: YOU WON'T HURT ANYBODY, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 206 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,079 EVERYBODY. I'M HERE WITH MY CO-HOST, JACK HARLOW! 207 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:44,384 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, SINCE YOU'RE STARRING IN THE UPCOMING REMAKE OF "WHITE 208 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,152 MEN CAN'T JUMP," I THOUGHT I'D PUT YOUR SKILLS TO THE TEST IN A "RANDOM OBJECT SHOOTOUT," 209 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:53,360 OKAY ARE YOU GOING TO KILL ME AT THIS 210 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:58,798 >> Jack: WE'LL SEE>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS 211 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,667 TRYING TO SHOOT RANDOM OBJECTS INTO THAT HOOP BEHIND US IF YOU MAKE IT IN, YOU GET A 212 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,302 A POINT. LET'S SEE WHAT OUR FIRST OBJECT IS 213 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:10,777 IT IS --* [ LAUGHTER ] ] A JACK-O-LANTERN 214 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,812 OKAY >> Jack: WHO'S SHOOTING FIRST? >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU'RE MY 215 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:17,717 GUEST, SO MAYBE -- YOU WANT ME TO GO FIRST? >> Jack: IT HAS SOME WEIGHT TO 216 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,786 IT >> Jimmy: I KNOW IT'S GOT A LITTLE HEFT 217 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,655 YOU CAN TOSS IT LIKE THAT. >> Jack: I CAN LET IT FLY. YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT 218 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:26,693 HAPPENS, ANYTHING? >> Jimmy: WELL, AS LONG AS IT'S >> Jack: THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. 219 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:30,063 >> Jimmymy: WE WANT THE AUDIENCE TO BE SAFE >> Jack: THIS IS THE SPOT? 220 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:37,604 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S - WELL -- YOGOSAD BABATU ] SMASHED THE PUMPKIN. 221 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,072 ALL RIGHT NOW -- >> Jack: ALL RIGHT, BEND YOUR KNEES. 222 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:45,612 BEND YOUR KNEES. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. * 223 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:50,417 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ SAD TUBA ] THANK YOU FOR THE TIP. 224 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:59,492 LET'S SEE THE SECOND OBJECT. CORNUCOPIA FULL OF EYEBALLS. HERE WE GO 225 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:04,931 NOW, I THINK FOR THIS S S S S S DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE EYEBALLS SO MUCH. 226 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:10,070 THAT'S JUST SPOOKY FOR SPOOKY SEASON >> Jack: BY ALL MEANS. 227 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,272 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> Jack: BY ALL MEANS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO NICE 228 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:19,813 THANK YOU, BUD [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ SAD TUBA ] 229 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:24,718 SAD? >> Jack: IT'S ALL RIGHGHGHGHGHGH >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SO 230 00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:31,391 DISAPPOINTED IN ME RIGHT THERE OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 231 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:37,097 * THAT'S SKILL THAT'S SKILL RIGHT THERE 232 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:43,536 THAT'S SKILLS. ALL RIGHT. THE THIRD OBJECT -- THAT STAYS 233 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,171 IN THERE THAT'S GOOD. YEAH 234 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:51,845 [ LAUGHTER ] THIRD OBJECT IS -- A VASE FULL OF APPLESAUCE. 235 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:55,348 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] IT'S APPLE PICKING SEASON. YOU CAN DO A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT 236 00:16:55,348 --> 00:17:13,800 THINGS WITH APPLES [ AUDIENCE OHS ] BE CAREFUL 237 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,368 BE CAREFUL -- DON'T WORRY. >> Jack: I DON'T WANT THIS ON ME 238 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,738 >> Jimmy: IT WON'T HURT ANYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 239 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:25,712 * WHAT CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN? 240 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:29,449 WHOA SWISH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 241 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,951 >> Jack: AND MY CORNUCOPIA IS STILL IN THERE >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. 242 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:41,361 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOSH. [ AUDIENCE OHs ] 243 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:49,869 [ SAD TUBA ] >> Jack: WHAT A MESS >> Jimmy: CLEAN UP IS GOING TO 244 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,538 BE TOUGH IT'S ALL RIGHT WE'RE GOING TO BE -- ALL RIGHT 245 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,340 >> Jack: I'M SURE YOU WON'T BE INVOLVED >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO BE -- 246 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,775 I'LL HELP OUT. DON'T GO ANYWHERE NEAR THERE, ALL RIGHT? 247 00:17:55,775 --> 00:18:03,883 ALL RIGHT. I HAD SOME EXTRA MUSCLE -- ALL RIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRI 248 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:07,687 THIS IS SOMETHING THAT JACK -- >> Jack: ARE THEY EDIBLE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE 249 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:13,393 CANDY -- FAMOUS CANDIES THAT NO KID WANTS TO GET ON HALLOWEEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 250 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,028 SO, WE'VE GOT ALL THE HALLOWEEN -- WE'RE GONNA DO IT NOW. 251 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:18,732 HOW'S IT TASTE >> Jack: GOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. 252 00:18:18,732 --> 00:18:20,834 ALL RIGHT, READY FOR THIS? >> Jack: MIDDLE OF THE ROAD CANDY. 253 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:27,374 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. NECCO WAFERS, HERE WE GO >> Audience Member: WOO! 254 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:31,311 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ SAD TUBA ] >> Jimmy: SOMEONE GAVE ME 255 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:36,049 A "WOO." SOMEONE THREW ME OFF WITH THEIR "WOO." 256 00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:42,255 SOMEONE SAID, "WOO!" ALL RIGHT, BUD [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 257 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,091 [ SAD TUBA ] >> Jack: IT'S THE CHEERS [ LAUGHTER ] 258 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,594 >> Jimmy: IT'S ACTUALLY -- BUT IT LOOKS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD WITH MY APPLESAUCE SPLATTER. 259 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:51,664 ACTUALLY LOOKS KIND OF FESTIVE AND GORGEOUS ALL RIGHT. 260 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,067 NOW, LOOK, GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR THE MONEYBALL. >> Jack: I'M IMAGINING WHAT'S 261 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:57,237 IN HERE. >> Jimmy: THIS IS WORTH -- THIS IS WORTH FIVE POINTS 262 00:18:57,237 --> 00:19:03,677 SO, WHOEVER SINKS THIS WINS, OKAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 263 00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:08,715 IT IS A MIKE MYERS - >> Jack: THAT AIN'T RIGHT. >> Jimmy: JACK, YOU GO FIRST 264 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:13,086 GOOD LUCK. IT'S A MICHAEL MYERS HEAD FROM "HALLOWEEN." 265 00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:18,525 >> Jack: THIS IS ACTUALLY -- >> Jimmy: NOT BAD? YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IT? 266 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:43,883 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jack: I GOT ALL MY [ BLEEP ] 267 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:47,954 I HURT MY WRIST A LITTLE BIT ON THE LAST ONEME TO O O SHOOT YOYOURS? 268 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,923 >> Jimmy: NO, I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TAKE MY SHOT 269 00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:51,758 PLEASE WELCOME THREE-TIME NBA CHAMPION AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE NEW NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY 270 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:57,564 "THE REDEEM TEAM," DWYANE WADE, RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 271 00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:01,501 * >> Jack: YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL OVER IT. 272 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,870 ALL OVER IT. >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD >> Jack: I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING 273 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,973 TO BE LIKE, I GET TO MAKE THE ONLY SHOT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. 274 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:11,778 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> HELLO, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 275 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,080 >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THIS, THIS IS JUST - 276 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:18,118 I JUST APPRECIATE YOU JUST BEING HERE NOTHING YOU COULD DO 277 00:20:18,118 --> 00:20:20,520 YOU CAN SHOOT FROM UP HERE, WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE, DWYANE, BUT IT'S UP TO YOU 278 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:30,797 OH [ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ] 279 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,633 DUDE - >> Jack: IT WASN'T GOING IN. >> I'M WET 280 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,502 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN >> I'M WET 281 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:37,370 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN THAT'S AMAZING 282 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,873 >> MY SERVE WAS TOO TIGHT. I COULDN'T GO -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE BEST, BUD 283 00:20:39,873 --> 00:20:42,275 COME ON, YOU'RE THE BEST THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. DWYANE WADE, JACK HARLOW 284 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,111 THE CHAMP! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE TALKING TO JACK AND 285 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,414 DWYANE AFTER THE BREAK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 286 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:57,257 * >> SO, WE'RE SCRIMMAGING WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, AND HE BRINGS 287 00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:01,528 US ALL IN. AND HE SAYS, "HEY, I WANT YOU GUYS TO PLAY HARD AND PLAY LIKE 288 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:04,964 THIS IS A REAL GAME. AND WE LOOKED AROUND THE COURT AND THERE'S SECRET SERVICE ALL 289 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:10,136 AROUND THE COURT AND IT'S LIKE, "WE NOT -- WE CAN'T TOUCH YOU. 290 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,405 >> Jimmy: WE CAN'T PLAY A REAL GAME WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 291 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:26,486 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH MY CO-HOST, JACK HARLOW, RIGHT 292 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:29,656 HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 293 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:32,158 JACK HE'S CURRENTLY ON TOUR WITH HIS ALBUM, "COME HOME THE KIDS MISS 294 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:36,963 YOU," WHICH IS OUT RIGHT NOW PICK IT UP RIGHT NOW AND CHECK IT OUT ON ALL THE SPOTIFY AND 295 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:41,134 ALL THE THINGS YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC ON >> Jack: YES 296 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,970 YES, PLEASE. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 297 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,505 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, BUDDY. YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU WERE A 298 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:50,577 A MUSICAL GUEST IN 2020. >> Jack: THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: IT WAS YOUR FIRST TV 299 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,946 APPEARANCE I THINK I HEARD "WHAT'S POPPIN" AND I SHAZAMED IT, AND I WAS 300 00:21:52,946 --> 00:21:59,919 LIKE, "WHO IS THIS KID WHO IS THIS GUY, JACK HARLOW HE'S AMAZING." 301 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,322 AND THEY CALLED UP AND SOMEONE WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S READY FOR TV. 302 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:06,059 I MEAN, THE SONG JUST -- >> Jack: WELL, I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS THE RIGHT WAY 303 00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:11,398 I FEEL LIKE YOU WERE VERY EARLY FOR LATE NIGHT TELEVISION. [ LAUGHTER ] 304 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:13,366 AND, I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE A LOT OF ARTISTS, WHEN THEIR SONG FINALLY IS IN SUPER ROTATION ON 305 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:19,339 THE RADIO, THEN IT'S LIKE, "OKAY, LET'S GET HIM UP HERE." YOU WERE, TO ME, A TASTEMAKER 306 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:23,643 IN THAT MOMENT YOU WERE SUPER EARLY, SO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 307 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,178 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING -- SEE? 308 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:28,682 THAT'S THE THING THANK YOU. >> Jack: FOR REAL. 309 00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:30,483 YOU WERE -- YOU WERE REALLY -- YOU WERE REALLY EARLY ON THAT, SO THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME 310 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:31,951 >> Jimmy: BUT I LOVE THAT YOU CAME ON. BECAUSE I WAS LIKE -- IT REALLY 311 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:35,689 WAS YOUR FIRST TV APPEARANCE AND EVERYONE ON YOUR TEAM WAS A LITTLE, KIND OF, NERVOUS 312 00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,757 YOU WEREN'T. YOU WERE LIKE, "LET'S DO THIS. >> Jack: OH, I WAS 313 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:40,927 I WAS NERVOUS. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE >> Jack: YEAH. 314 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:44,197 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T SHOW IT YOU KILLED IT. 315 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:46,166 >> Jack: CAN'T SHOW IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN'T SHOW IT 316 00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:48,101 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN IT'S SO FUN TO WATCH YOUR CAREER RISE AND RISE. 317 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:49,836 AND I RECENTLY GOT TO SEE YOU AT THE VMAs. CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING ALL 318 00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:52,205 OF THOSE >> Jack: THANK YOU >> Jimmy: ALL OF THOSE MOON 319 00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,574 PEOPLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jack: THANK YOU 320 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,876 >> Jimmy: "FIRST CLASS." THAT WAS AWESOME THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD. 321 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,912 >> Jack: IT FEELS AMAZING. SONG OF THE SUMMER >> Jimmy: AND THEN -- AND THEN 322 00:22:58,912 --> 00:23:01,047 YOU ASKED ME TO -- WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? TO BE IN THE OPENING WITH YOU. 323 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,049 >> Jack: YEAH. >> Jimmy: TO WHICH I WAS LIKE, "ABSOLUTELY, BUDDY 324 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,851 I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU." SO, "FIRST CLASS," YOU DID IN IT, LIKE, A -- LIKE WE WERE IN 325 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:11,958 AN AIRPLANE TOGETHER AND SO -- YEAH, THERE'S ME [ LAUGHTER ] 326 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,827 >> Jack: WOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S ME RIGHT THERE. 327 00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:16,796 >> Jack: I FORGOT HOW COOL YOU LOOKED IN THIS MOMENT. YOU LOOKED -- 328 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:19,065 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOOKED PRETTY COOL RIGHT THERE. 329 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,167 YEAH, I WAS, LIKE, JUST CHILLING OUT, MAN. YEAH, EXACTLY. 330 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:24,771 IT WAS ME AND LIL NAS X THERE. I THINK AVRIL LAVIGNE IS ON THIS PLANE SOMEWHERE 331 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,873 >> Jack: YEAH. ALL THE LEGENDS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE HAD -- WE 332 00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:29,142 HAD SUIT -- >> Jack: NIMO. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 333 00:23:29,142 --> 00:23:30,677 WHO -- >> Jack: SAUCY SANTANA'S BACK THERE. 334 00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:33,079 CHLOE BAILEY I WAS -- I WAS -- >> Jimmy: SAUCY SANTANA WAS 335 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:36,116 THERE AS WELL. >> Jack: THAT WAS A FUN MOMENT >> Jimmy: BUT THEN YOU CAME OUT 336 00:23:36,116 --> 00:23:38,151 AND, KIND OF, CO-HOSTED THE VMAs BUT WHO IS -- WHO IS THIS GUY 337 00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:41,488 THAT YOU CAME OUT WITH >> Jack: I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED [ LAUGHTER ] 338 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,356 >> Jimmy: WHO -- BECAUSE I STOOD NEXT TO YOU. >> Jack: THIS -- HIS -- HIS 339 00:23:43,356 --> 00:23:46,226 APPEARANCE WAS OFF SCRIPT, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I WAS ALREADY CO-HOSTING WITH THE LEGENDS 340 00:23:46,226 --> 00:23:51,331 NICKI MINAJ AND LL COOL J. >> Jimmy: LL COOL J, YEAH. >> Jack: SO, THEY WERE 341 00:23:51,331 --> 00:23:52,899 EXPECTING ME TO GO OUT ON MY OWN, DO MY PART. AND I WAS -- BEEN SITTING WITH 342 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:57,437 DRUSKI THROUGHOUT THE SHOW AND I WAS LIKE, "YO, YOU WANT TO JUST COME WITH ME?" 343 00:23:57,437 --> 00:24:01,341 SO, THIS IS -- THIS IS DRUSKI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SO, YOU JUST GRABBED 344 00:24:01,341 --> 00:24:04,210 HIM AND GO, "HEY." DOES HE EVEN HAVE A MICROPHONE >> Jack: IT IS -- THIS IS ONE 345 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,746 OF MY -- THIS IS ONE OF MY TRUEST FRIENDS HE DIDN'T HAVE A MIC, BUT HE 346 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:11,117 WOULD JUST BEND OVER AND TALK INTO MINE. [ LAUGHTER ] 347 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,520 BUT I WAS TELLING YOU BEFORE THE SHOW, YOU'VE GOT TO GET HIM UP HERE. 348 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,056 YOU'VE GOT TO GET THIS -- THIS GUY RIGHT HERE >> Jimmy: DRUSKI 349 00:24:16,056 --> 00:24:20,193 >> Jack: HE -- IF YOU DON'T KNOW -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 350 00:24:20,193 --> 00:24:22,262 IF YOU DON'T KNOW, KEEP YOUR EYE ON THIS GUY. THIS GUY'S A GENIUS. 351 00:24:22,262 --> 00:24:25,131 >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD ALL RIGHT, DRUSKI. YEAH, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, 352 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,866 BUD. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, YEAH. 353 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:29,169 [ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT YOU CAME OUT, YOU PERFORMED, 354 00:24:29,169 --> 00:24:31,871 YOU WERE SO GOOD AND I KNOW YOU -- YOU SAMPLE A A LITTLE BIT OF FERGIE IN THE 355 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:35,275 SONG, "FIRST CLASS." >> Jack: A LOT OF BIT. [ LAUGHTER ] 356 00:24:35,275 --> 00:24:38,078 >> Jimmy: A LOT OF BIT A LITTLE BIT, A LOT OF BIT YEAH 357 00:24:38,078 --> 00:24:39,779 >> Jack: LOVED IT. >> Jimmy: AND YOU BROUGHT OUT FERGIE, AND THE PLACE WENT 358 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:41,381 NUTS >> Jack: CRAZY >> Jimmy: AND HERE SHE IS, YOU 359 00:24:41,381 --> 00:24:49,356 AND FERGIE YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD AND I -- I HEARD A STORY THAT 360 00:24:49,356 --> 00:24:51,224 YOU ONCE TRIED TO PERFORM FERGIE AT SCHOOL LIKE, IN A TALENT SHOW OR 361 00:24:51,224 --> 00:24:52,892 SOMETHING? >> Jack: THERE WAS -- YEAH, A TALENT SHOW WHEN I WAS IN 362 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:59,332 FIFTH GRADE. I TRIED TO DO "FERGALICIOUS. [ LAUGHTER ] 363 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:03,036 IT'S A TRUE STORY. TRUE STORY AND, YOU KNOW, THE LYRICS ARE 364 00:25:03,036 --> 00:25:06,039 SUGGESTIVE, I GUESS. TO ME -- [ LAUGHTER ] 365 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:10,076 TO ME, IT WASN'T ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DIDN'T GET IT WHEN YOU'RE IN FIFTH GRADE. 366 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,845 >> Jack: I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO FINISH THE AUDITION. I WAS HALFWAY THROUGH AND THEY 367 00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:12,879 CUT ME OFF THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT." 368 00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:17,050 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, THAT'S -- THAT'S MY RAPPER ORIGIN STORY 369 00:25:17,050 --> 00:25:19,219 >> Jimmy: YES. YEAH, EXACTLY. YEAH 370 00:25:19,219 --> 00:25:24,124 AND THEN, JUST RECENTLY, BY THE WAY, YOU'RE IN THE "TIME" 100 NEXT 371 00:25:24,124 --> 00:25:27,093 YOU'RE ON THE LIST, BUDDY, RIGHT HERE THERE'S KEKE ON THE COVER. 372 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:32,065 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE HE IS. RIGHT THERE. 373 00:25:32,065 --> 00:25:37,671 JACK HARLOW RIGHT THERE ON THE "TIME" 100 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 374 00:25:37,671 --> 00:25:40,974 AND THEY -- THEY ASKED ME TO WRITE YOUR INTRO >> Jack: YEAH. 375 00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:42,609 THEY KNOW THE CONNECTION WE HAVE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 376 00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:44,344 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DID YOU KNOW I WAS GOING TO WRITE IT 377 00:25:44,344 --> 00:25:45,979 >> Jack: I HAD NO IDEA I WOKE UP TO IT. AND -- 378 00:25:45,979 --> 00:25:47,847 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE DIDN'T TELL YOU. >> Jack: ONCE AGAIN, THANK YOU 379 00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:49,816 YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN COOL TO CLIMB THE LADDER WITH YOU. YOU KNOW, DIFFERENT STEPS AWAY 380 00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:52,886 FROM THE VMA PERFORMANCE TO, LIKE YOU SAID, THE FIRST TIME I CAME ON HERE 381 00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:55,288 I APPRECIATE IT. >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE DOING BARCLAYS CENTER TOMORROW 382 00:25:55,288 --> 00:25:59,659 >> Jack: CRAZY >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 383 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:03,029 HOW IS -- HOW'S THE TOUR GOING >> Jack: IT'S PHENOMENAL IT'S MY FIRST TIME WITH A LIVE 384 00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:05,131 BAND >> Jimmy: YEAH, DO -- DO YOU LIKE TOURING 385 00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:08,835 >> Jack: I ACTUALLY LIKE IT A LOT, ESPECIALLY IN THE U.S I LIKE THE BUS LIFE. 386 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:10,804 YOU KNOW, I'VE GOTTEN SICK OF THE AIRPORT. SO, TO ME, BEING ABLE TO BE IN 387 00:26:10,804 --> 00:26:13,773 A BUS AND WAKE UP IN A NEW CITY LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 388 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,176 >> Jack: IT'S THE DREAM. >> Jimmy: I WAS TELLING EVERYONE TODAY, YOU PULLED UP 389 00:26:16,176 --> 00:26:19,546 IN A TOUR BUS THIS MORNING >> Jack: TO 30 ROCK. >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT TO THE -- 390 00:26:19,546 --> 00:26:22,282 YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME YOU WERE COMING OFF. >> Jack: WE WERE -- WE WERE 391 00:26:22,282 --> 00:26:24,584 COMING FROM TORONTO. AND WE LEFT, I THINK, AT AROUND 5:00 A.M 392 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:29,055 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Jack: SO, WE PULL OFF AND WE THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO 393 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:33,059 GET HERE AT 1:00 P.M AND THEN I WAKE UP AT 3:00 P.M AND I OPEN MY SHADES AND I LOOK 394 00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:38,064 OUT AND I'M JUST SEEING SKYSCRAPERS AND TAXIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 395 00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:40,667 AND I REALIZE WE'RE SO LATE THAT WE'RE HEADED RIGHT HERE SO -- 396 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:43,069 >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T GET A A CHANCE TO GO TO THE HOTEL. >> Jack: YEAH, NO. 397 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:45,472 IT'S LIKE, "LET'S -- LET'S GO. I'M READY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT. 398 00:26:45,472 --> 00:26:49,843 YOU CAME AND SHOWED UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IS YOUR -- IS YOUR MOM, I KNOW, 399 00:26:49,843 --> 00:26:53,780 SUPER PROUD OF YOU, RIGHT? YEAH AND YEAH, SHE LOVES EVERYTHING 400 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,282 YOU DO I HEARD THE -- THE STORY YOU GUYS WOULD FREESTYLE IN 401 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:59,285 YOUR CAR >> Jack: YEAH. YEAH, WHEN I WAS -- WHEN I WAS 402 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:04,357 SUPER YOUNG, I WOULD PLUG UP TO THE AUX AND PUT ON BEATS FROM YOUTUBE. 403 00:27:04,357 --> 00:27:06,393 >> Jimmy: BUT YOUR MOM WOULD FREESTYLE AS WELL? >> Jack: SHE WOULD -- AND SHE 404 00:27:06,393 --> 00:27:09,195 WOULD FREESTYLE WITH ME. AND WE WOULD GO BACK AND FORTH [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 405 00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:11,464 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A MOM THAT IS A SUPPORTIVE MOM FOR YOU RIGHT THERE. 406 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,433 >> Jack: TRUST -- TRUST ME, TRUST ME >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M 407 00:27:13,433 --> 00:27:14,801 SAYING, BUD? WHAT WOULD YOUR MOM FREESTYLE RAP ABOUT? 408 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:21,641 >> Jack: OH, SHE WAS DARK, MAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT 409 00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:24,144 THAT'S SO FUNNY. >> Jack: NO, SHE WOULD SAY THINGS I CAN'T EVEN SAY ON LIVE 410 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:27,113 TV >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 411 00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:29,182 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, YOU ACTUALLY USED TO RECORD MUSIC VIDEOS. 412 00:27:29,182 --> 00:27:31,685 AND THIS IS SOMETHING YOU BROUGHT US I APPRECIATE THIS. 413 00:27:31,685 --> 00:27:33,553 THIS IS ONE OF YOUR EARLIEST RAPS TAKE A LOOK AT YOUNG 414 00:27:33,553 --> 00:27:33,953 RAPS TAKE A LOOK AT YOUNG JACK HARLOW. 415 00:27:38,525 --> 00:27:39,893 * OH I'VE BEE GETTING BUSY WORKING 416 00:27:39,893 --> 00:27:42,295 ON MY NEXT TRACK SO DON'T GET MAD * * IF YOU TRY TO TEXT JACK 417 00:27:42,295 --> 00:27:44,698 AND HE DOESN'T TEXT BACK I MEAN I'M SORRY I WISH I COULD MAKE IT * 418 00:27:44,698 --> 00:27:49,069 * TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY * * [ LAUGHTER ] 419 00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:52,906 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S A -- THAT'S A A GOOD RAP 420 00:27:52,906 --> 00:27:54,774 DON'T BE MAD IF I DON'T TEXT BACK >> Jack: LISTEN, MAN 421 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:57,610 I'M FROM THE TRENCHES, MAN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE 422 00:27:57,610 --> 00:28:00,880 HERE WE'RE GOING TO INTERVIEW DWYANE WADE TOGETHER 423 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,849 BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING, BUD >> Jack: THANK YOU 424 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:05,151 >> Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO WATCH YOU. KEEP GOING UP HIGHER AND HIGHER 425 00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:07,654 AND HIGHER, BUDDY. >> Jack: G.O.A.T >> Jimmy: COME ON. 426 00:28:07,654 --> 00:28:10,824 JACK HARLOW. JACK HARLOW, EVERYBODY FOR MORE INFORMATION ON "COME 427 00:28:10,824 --> 00:28:16,229 HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU" TOUR, GO TO JACKHARLOW.US. JACK AND I WILL BE RIGHT BACK 428 00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:18,832 WITH DWYANE WADE STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 429 00:28:18,832 --> 00:28:39,152 * >> Jimmy: YOU'RE REALLY GOOD -- YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS, BUDDY 430 00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:41,588 DO YOU EVER THINK OF DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS? >> Jack: I THOUGHT OF IT JUST 431 00:28:41,588 --> 00:28:43,656 BEFORE I DID IT. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 432 00:28:43,656 --> 00:28:46,393 HOSTING. >> Jimmy: HOSTING, YEAH. >> Jack: I THOUGHT YOU MEANT ME 433 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:49,129 HOLDING THE CUP ON THE CAMERA. >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] 434 00:28:49,129 --> 00:28:51,731 >> Jack: YEAH, I'D LIKE TO HOST ONE DAY. LIKE, FOR REAL, FOR REAL 435 00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:53,500 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY >> Jack: HOW MUCH LONGER YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 436 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:56,569 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A THREE-TIME -- SO LONG, SO 437 00:28:56,569 --> 00:29:02,876 LONG IS A THREE-TIME NBA CHAMPION AND OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST. 438 00:29:02,876 --> 00:29:04,844 WOW. HE'S ALSO AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE NEW DOCUMENTARY "THE 439 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:08,682 REDEEM TEAM," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING ON NETFLIX TOMORROW. >> Jack: PLEASE WELCOME, 440 00:29:08,682 --> 00:29:16,322 >> Jack: PLEASE WELCOME, DWYANE WADE. >> Jimmy: COME ON NOW. 441 00:29:17,357 --> 00:29:18,024 * 442 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:32,505 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DWAYNENE WADE! Jimmymy: THISISIS EA 443 00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:51,524 TBY THE W W YOU WROTE A MEMOIR BIG DEAL, YOU ECEC[ CHEERS AND A A A APPLAUSE 444 00:29:51,524 --> 00:29:58,631 BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT? >> YEAH, SEE, IT'S HARD. >>imimimimimimimimimimimimimimim 445 00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:02,902 I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT YOU DO THIHIS AND THEN THAT AND THEN THI 446 00:30:02,902 --> 00:30:06,172 >> RIGHT -- YOU HOOP A LOT, AS I'VE HEARD >> Jack: YES 447 00:30:06,172 --> 00:30:10,243 >> DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD D D DODODODODODODODODODODO >> Jack: WELL, I THINK, "WOW, 448 00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:16,883 I'D LIKE TO DO THAT. [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ >> WE'RE RESHAPING 449 00:30:16,883 --> 00:30:20,053 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RESHAPING. >> WE DON'T USE "REBUILD" IN THE NBA. 450 00:30:20,053 --> 00:30:22,455 >> Jack: NICE TERMINOLOGY. >> Jimmy: RESHAPING, THAT'S GOOD 451 00:30:22,455 --> 00:30:24,657 >> RESHAPING >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I LIKE THAT. 452 00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:27,160 YOU PLAYED BASKETBALL PICKUP WITH SOME OF THE BIGGEST CELEBRITIES AROUND 453 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:34,601 I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU PLAYING WITH ADAM SANDLER. >> ADAM'S NICE 454 00:30:34,601 --> 00:30:39,072 SO, THAT WAS 2006, THE DAY AFTER R R I I I I I I I I I I I >> Jimmy: NO BIG DEAL. 455 00:30:39,072 --> 00:30:53,420 >> NO BIG DEAL YA W W W WNEADE. [ LIGHT ERCAUSI I I I I I I I I 456 00:30:53,420 --> 00:31:01,594 ANANADADADADADADADADADADADADADAD >> Jimmy: IS THAT T RIGHT? Y J HOT T T T T T T T T T T T T T T 457 00:31:01,594 --> 00:31:12,439 PRESESIDENT OBAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAM PRESIDENT OBAMA? HIS GAMSTSTSTST [ CHEERS A A A A A A A A A A A A 458 00:31:12,439 --> 00:31:20,747 I PLAYED A PICKUP GAME WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA ON HIS 49th BIRTHDAY.AI 459 00:31:20,747 --> 00:31:22,515 I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW IF I WAS, LIKE -- IF I WAS JUST SHOWING UP AND SOMEBODY WAS PLAYING 460 00:31:22,515 --> 00:31:25,318 A TRICK ON ME. OR WAS IT ACTUALLY, LIKE, THE PRESIDENT'S BIRTHDAY AND WE 461 00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:32,759 WERE GOING TO HOOP >> Jimmy: AT THE WHITE HOUSE >> AT THE WHITE E 462 00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:43,370 AND LILILILILILILILILILILILILILI NOT BAD. >> HE'S A LEFTY. 463 00:31:43,370 --> 00:31:46,306 HE HAS A REAL -- AS SMOOTH AS HE IS, THAT'S HOW SMOOTH HIS GAME IS. 464 00:31:46,306 --> 00:31:50,810 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. >> Jack: HOW'S TRUMP'S GAMAMAMAM 465 00:31:50,810 --> 00:31:59,552 [ CYMBAL CRASH ]"WHOHOHO?" HE SAID "WHO?" >> Jack: DIDN'THTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH 466 00:31:59,552 --> 00:32:02,122 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, WE'RE SCRIMMAGING WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, AND HE BRINGS 467 00:32:02,122 --> 00:32:10,196 US ALL IN.T YOU GUGUGUYS TO PLPL THIS IS A REAL GAME. AND WE LOOKED AROUND THE COURT 468 00:32:10,196 --> 00:32:35,522 AND THERE'S SECRET SERVICECECECE immymymymymymymymymymymymymymymy [ LAUGHTERYOU DID THAT WHY YOUNE 469 00:32:35,522 --> 00:32:42,395 THAT'S N N N NOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOT JOE -- JOE, DO NOT INVITE -- I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN. 470 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:45,465 THERE'S ANOTHER R PLAYER I'D LIK TO GET YOUR TAKE ON. I'M CURIOUS IF YOU THINK HE'S 471 00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:49,336 ANY GOOD HE'S PLAYED IN THE NBA CELEBRITY GAME EARLIER THIS 472 00:32:49,336 --> 00:32:50,770 YEAR WE HAVE A CLIP TAKE A LOOK AT THIS GUY. 473 00:32:52,205 --> 00:32:56,843 JUST - >> OH, OH. >> I NEED YOU. 474 00:32:56,843 --> 00:33:06,252 MAKE THE EXTRA PASS. OH OH 475 00:33:06,252 --> 00:33:17,831 >> SO, INITIALLYLY -- LET ME SEE THIS SHOT.RLOW HER >> I SEE H H HIMNGNGNGNGNGNGNGNG 476 00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:27,440 >> SHAWN MARIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIO MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA LIKE, HE LAID IT UP LIKES WAS L 477 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,710 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jack: WELL, SOMETIMES, THAT'S WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE ON.GE 478 00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:35,982 UNDER PRESSURE NCE. >> IT'S BEEN RESTRUCTURED. 479 00:33:35,982 --> 00:33:38,718 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT WENT IN. IT LOOKED -- 480 00:33:38,718 --> 00:33:45,258 >>OUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOU >> IT LOOKS TERRIBLE [ LAUGHTER ] 481 00:33:45,258 --> 00:33:52,165 HAVE YOUR HIGHLIGHTS UP HERE >> WELL, I MEAN, I WISH WE DIDLO >> Jimmy: WATCH WHAT DAD -- 482 00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:54,768 YEAH LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE REDEEM TEAM." 483 00:33:54,768 --> 00:33:57,537 >> YES, SIR. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THIS THANKS FOR DOING THIS, 484 00:33:57,537 --> 00:34:00,473 EXECUTIVE PRODUCING THIS EXPLAIN TO PEOPLE IF THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT "THE REDEEM TEAM" 485 00:34:00,473 --> 00:34:13,053 WAS, CAN YOU >> YESOLYMPICS THE WORLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRL 486 00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:20,360 OF WAR THINGS GOING ON IN THE WORLD. ANAND SO, THEY CALLED ON THE 487 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,863 YOUNGER GUYS, MYSELF, CARMELO, LeBRON, TO JOIN THISISISISISISIS AND SOSOSO, WE WERE LIKE, , "COO 488 00:34:23,863 --> 00:34:29,102 WE'RE ABOUT TO GO WIN US A GOLD MEDAL. AND THATATATATATATATATATATATATAT 489 00:34:29,102 --> 00:34:34,140 WE WON A BRONZE. WE WERE PRETTY TERRIBLE AS A A TEAM 490 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:37,410 >> Jack: WORST SUMMER OF MY LIFE, BRO. >> YEAH, IT WAS -- 491 00:34:37,410 --> 00:34:43,183 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmymy: SUMED HIM OUT. THAT WAS -- THAT WAS -- YEAH 492 00:34:43,183 --> 00:34:52,492 >> AND SO, TO GET TO THE REDEEM TEAM, ENTER COACH K FROM DUKE. AND THEY DECIDED TO BUILD 493 00:34:52,492 --> 00:34:54,794 A TEAM AND SO, WE SPENT THE NEXT THREE SUMMERS IN VEGAS 494 00:34:54,794 --> 00:34:58,298 WE HAD A GREAT TIME. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I COULD IMAGINE, YEAH. 495 00:34:58,298 --> 00:35:00,066 >> WE SPENT THE NEXT THREE SUMMERS IN VEGAS BUILDING CHEMISTRY AND BUILDING 496 00:35:00,066 --> 00:35:05,338 CONTINUITY AND BUILDING THE TEAM >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 497 00:35:05,338 --> 00:35:07,040 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE IS A CLIP FROM "THE REDEEM TEAM." 498 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:11,044 HERE IS A CLIP FROM "THE REDEEM TEAM." TAKE A LOOK. 499 00:35:12,112 --> 00:35:13,813 DISJOINTED BECAUSE OF FOUL TROUBLE. 500 00:35:13,813 --> 00:35:20,787 NOW, THERE WERE MORE MINUTES AND PEOPLE WERE PLAYING DIFFERENT T RORORORORORORORORORO 501 00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:27,293 RLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLEA >>ETIMES Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y LIKE, I KNEW I WASAS GOING TO 502 00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:30,964 HAVE A BIG GAME. AND WHEN I GOT IN, I GOT RIGHT TO IT. 503 00:35:30,964 --> 00:35:36,102 >> WADE TO THE BASKET. WAS INSIDE HERE WITH THE MOVES. 504 00:35:36,102 --> 00:35:43,877 THERE'S WADE WITH THE STEAL. >> NOT ONLY DID I GET TWO FOULS EARLY, KOBE DID TOO. 505 00:35:43,877 --> 00:35:47,080 AND THAT SET THE STAGE FOR D-WADE >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. 506 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,215 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. 507 00:35:49,215 --> 00:35:52,519 DWYANE WADE, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE REDEEM TEAM" BEGINS 508 00:35:52,519 --> 00:35:54,921 STREAMING ON NETFLIX TOMORROW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM QUAVO AND 509 00:35:54,921 --> 00:36:00,694 TAKEOFF. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 510 00:36:00,694 --> 00:36:17,277 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "NOTHING CHANGED" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM, 511 00:36:17,277 --> 00:36:23,483 "ONLY BUILT FOR INFINITY LINKS," GIVE IT UP FOR - >> Both: QUAVO & TAKEOFF 512 00:36:24,351 --> 00:36:29,289 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * YEAH YEAH 513 00:36:29,289 --> 00:36:34,561 YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEA YEAH YEAH YEAH * 514 00:36:34,561 --> 00:36:41,201 * OOH OOH DON'T NOTHIN' CHANGE BUT THE CHAINS 515 00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:43,069 WHOA * * WE ON YA HEAD LIKE A BAN 516 00:36:43,069 --> 00:36:45,071 BANG ALL DOUBLE Rs NO RANGE * * RANGE 517 00:36:45,071 --> 00:36:47,340 BIG STAIN CAME WITH A NAME STAI GOT ALL EYES ON MY GANG * 518 00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:49,409 * GAN HUNDRED-THOUSAND KISS THE RING * 519 00:36:49,409 --> 00:36:51,711 * RIN FOREIGN EXCHANGE TO CHANGE FOREIG 520 00:36:51,711 --> 00:36:55,215 FOREIGN EXCHANGE TO CHANGE * * FOREIGN FOREIGN RUN IT UP THAT'S I 521 00:36:55,215 --> 00:36:58,084 RUN IT U M&M'S WHOLE TICK * * WHOLE TIC 522 00:36:58,084 --> 00:37:00,887 DON'T MIND IF I DO I I GET IT * * I LOVE MY BROTHER 523 00:37:00,887 --> 00:37:03,023 I SPLIT IT SPLIT IT * * LIL' MIND YA BUSINESS 524 00:37:03,023 --> 00:37:05,158 CAUSE I GOT SOME GUN THEY HITTING HITTING * 525 00:37:05,158 --> 00:37:07,660 * TRAP OUT THE BAND JUST CHOPPIN' THE CHICKENS AND NOW I'M ON TOP 526 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:10,063 OF THE CITY * * CIT DESIGNER MISMATCHING YEA 527 00:37:10,063 --> 00:37:13,133 THE MONEY DO BACKFLIPS YEAH * * I FLIP THE MATTRESS 528 00:37:13,133 --> 00:37:17,037 FLIP I I PIVOT MY GLASSES YEA I UPPED THE STATUS * 529 00:37:17,037 --> 00:37:20,674 * NOW SHE LOOKIN' LIK AN ACTRESS YEAH WO A BIG OL' BA 530 00:37:20,674 --> 00:37:24,511 NOW WE GON' UP MAGIC * * YEA AND I GOT 531 00:37:24,511 --> 00:37:26,579 HUNDRED ROUND MA SHOOT TO CLEAR OUT * * THE MADNESS 532 00:37:26,579 --> 00:37:28,882 CLEAR OU I'M THE HUNCHO TO MY PEOPLE AND * 533 00:37:28,882 --> 00:37:31,051 * I CANNOT GO OUT THE SADDEST NO DON'T NEED N 534 00:37:31,051 --> 00:37:33,453 MONEY COUNTER CAUSE * * I THINK MY FINGER COUNT THE FASTEST CASH 535 00:37:33,453 --> 00:37:36,756 NO I'M NOT BRUCE WAYNE BUT I KEEP THE FIRE * * LIKE A DRAGON 536 00:37:36,756 --> 00:37:39,159 FIRE STACKIN' UP LOOSE CHANGE AND I TURNED IT * 537 00:37:39,159 --> 00:37:42,062 * INTO A MANSIO MANSIO BROUGHT IN A NEW PLANE 538 00:37:42,062 --> 00:37:45,065 ONE PHONE CALL * * WHEN WE LANDING LANDIN 539 00:37:45,065 --> 00:37:47,233 KNOW WHERE THE CRE CAME FROM THE NORTHSIDE * * OF THE PLANET 540 00:37:47,233 --> 00:37:49,969 NORTHSID SHE SEE THE NEW CHAI SHE GON' JUMP RIGHT * 541 00:37:49,969 --> 00:37:54,874 * OUT OF HER PANTIE JUMP OUT OUT OF HER PANTIES 542 00:37:54,874 --> 00:37:57,310 BEFORE THE TRAP * * TURNED GOLDEN I WAS STACKING 543 00:37:57,310 --> 00:38:02,749 IN THE PANTR STACKING IN THE PANTRY * * AIN'T IN HOLLYWOO 544 00:38:02,749 --> 00:38:05,618 BUT THE NAME I GOTTA TELL 'EM THA DON'T NOTHIN' CHANGE * 545 00:38:05,618 --> 00:38:08,121 * BUT THE CHAINS WHOA WE ON YA HEA LIKE A BANG BANG 546 00:38:08,121 --> 00:38:10,290 ALL DOUBLE Rs * * NO RANG RANG 547 00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:12,158 BIG STAIN CAME WITH A NAME * * STAIN 548 00:38:12,158 --> 00:38:14,361 GOT ALL EYES ON MY GANG GANG * 549 00:38:14,361 --> 00:38:16,529 * HUNDRED-THOUSAN KISS THE RIN RING 550 00:38:16,529 --> 00:38:18,832 FOREIGN EXCHANGE TO CHANGE * * FOREIGN FOREIGN EXCHANGE TO CHANGE 551 00:38:18,832 --> 00:38:21,234 FOREIGN FOREIG YEAH * * FOREIGN EXCHANGE THE CHAI 552 00:38:21,234 --> 00:38:23,303 CHAINS FAME CAME WITH THE CHANG FAME * 553 00:38:23,303 --> 00:38:25,505 * YOU GET A STRIP FOR A STAI STRIPE 554 00:38:25,505 --> 00:38:27,807 YOU 'BOUT TO CRASH * * OUT YOUR LANE SKK THE UMBRELLA OUT OF TH 555 00:38:27,807 --> 00:38:30,210 ROLLS-ROYCE CULLINAN KNOW IT CAME * * WITH THE RAIN 556 00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:32,178 CULLINAN NO LETTERMAN I'VE BEEN A VETERAN * 557 00:38:32,178 --> 00:38:34,047 * DO ANYTHING FOR A NAME ANYTHING 558 00:38:34,047 --> 00:38:36,316 OOH * * WHEN YOU START GETTIN A LIL CHANGE 559 00:38:36,316 --> 00:38:38,385 WATCH HOW YOUR PARTNER AND EVERYTHING CHANGE * * YEA 560 00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:40,720 AND WHEN YOU STEP FOOT IN THAT FIEL MAKE SURE YOU'RE STRAPPED * 561 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:43,056 * AND MAKE SURE YOU GOT AIM GRAH MY -- THEY SHOOTING TO LIV 562 00:38:43,056 --> 00:38:45,058 I SEEN SOME * * THEY SHOOTING FOR FAM NA 563 00:38:45,058 --> 00:38:47,260 THEY DON'T KNO GONNA GET REAL * * THAT'S HOW YOU EN 564 00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:49,562 UP GETTING BLOWN OUT YA BRAINS BRRT * * THE MONEY THE CAR 565 00:38:49,562 --> 00:38:51,731 THE CHAINS THE FAM I'D GIVE UP EVERYTHING * * WHY 566 00:38:51,731 --> 00:38:54,067 TO SEE MY GRANDM JUST TO SEE MY KINPICA DRUGS CAN'T HEAL * 567 00:38:54,067 --> 00:38:56,436 * ALL THE PAI NO CAP I GET YOU KNOCKE 568 00:38:56,436 --> 00:38:58,838 OFF OF THE EARTH * * YOU PLAY WITH MY BODY YOU PLAY WITH MY NAM 569 00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:01,241 PLAY WITH IT I WET 'EM UP LIKE HE SURF * * IF HE LOOKING STRANGE 570 00:39:01,241 --> 00:39:03,743 I POP AT HIS BRAIN DON'T PLAY WITH ME I'M ROCKING A WATCH * 571 00:39:03,743 --> 00:39:06,179 * WITH NO DIAMONDS IN I IT COST ME A TICKE IT'S PLAIN 572 00:39:06,179 --> 00:39:08,014 I PUT BAGUETTES * * IN THE PATE WHAT TIME IS I 573 00:39:08,014 --> 00:39:10,316 AND IT COST ME A ROLLS INSANE * * ROLLS 574 00:39:10,316 --> 00:39:12,519 I DON'T POST PIC WITH STICKS AN THAT'S HOW THEM BOYS * 575 00:39:12,519 --> 00:39:14,921 * GET FRAMED FOOL I BEEN THE SAM SINCE A JI 576 00:39:14,921 --> 00:39:17,190 LIL' BITCH * * WHEN THEY SEE ME THEY SAY DON'T NOTHIN' CHANGE 577 00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:19,392 BUT THE CHAINS TAKEOFF WHOA * * WE ON YA HEAD 578 00:39:19,392 --> 00:39:21,261 LIKE A BAN BANG ALL DOUBLE Rs * 579 00:39:21,261 --> 00:39:23,096 * NO RANG RANG BIG STAIN CAME 580 00:39:23,096 --> 00:39:25,065 WITH A NAME * * STAIN GOT ALL EYES ON MY GAN 581 00:39:25,065 --> 00:39:27,033 GANG HUNDRED-THOUSAND * * KISS THE RING 582 00:39:27,033 --> 00:39:29,035 RING FOREIGN EXCHANGE TO CHANGE FOREIGN * 583 00:39:29,035 --> 00:39:31,304 * FOREIGN EXCHANGE TO CHANG FOREIGN FOREIG YEAH * 584 00:39:31,304 --> 00:39:36,042 * DUREL MADE THE BEAT I'MA ROCK WITH I INFINITY * 585 00:39:36,042 --> 00:39:50,223 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 586 00:39:50,223 --> 00:39:53,927 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YO COME ON, BUD 587 00:39:53,927 --> 00:39:58,631 COME ON! QUAVO, TAKEOFF [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 588 00:39:58,631 --> 00:40:02,669 "ONLY BUILT FOR INFINITY LINKS" IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 589 00:40:02,669 --> 00:40:22,188 WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 590 00:40:22,188 --> 00:40:24,591 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MY CO-HOST, JACK HARLOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 591 00:40:24,591 --> 00:40:32,265 DWYANE WADE, ROBERT GLASPER. QUAVO AND TAKEOFF RIGHT HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 592 00:40:32,265 --> 00:40:35,735 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 593 00:40:35,735 --> 00:40:39,039 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY