>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING HARL."."OW GUESTSTS -
JACK HARLOW. DWAYNE WADE. MUSICAL GUEST, QUAVO AND
TAKEOFF. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1725 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. MY LOVE RIGHT BACK TO YOU
EVERYBODY. ENJOY YOURSELF THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVE
[ CHEERS A A A A A A A A A A A A YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FALL DAY WE HAD TODAY, HUH WASN'T IT GORGEOUS
WHEN I WOKE UP, THERE WAS A BABY SPARROW NESTING IN MY BEARD.
GUYS, I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS JACK HARLOW IS MY CO-HOST
TONIGHT. [ CHEERS ANDUS HE'S A STUD.
YEAH, HE ALSO HAD THE SONG OF THE YEAR, "FIRST CLASS." EVERYONE LOVES THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERYONE LOVES THAT SONG MEANWHILE, SPIRIT AIRLINES IS
LIKE, "EH, IT'S NOT RELATABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] SPIRIT AIRLINES, THE SUBWAY IN
THE SKY. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, GUYS, LET'S GET TO SOME
NEWS PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS. YESTERDAY PRESIDENT BIDEN WENT
DOWN TO FLORIDA, AND DURING HIS VISIT, HE WAS CAUGHT ON A HOT MICROPHONE TALKING TO A LOCAL
MAYOR. CHECK THIS OUT THIS IS REAL
>> Jimmy: BIDEN BASICALLY HAS TWO MODES -- SWEET GRANDPA AND TARANTINO MOVIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN SOUNDS LIKE A HARD NOSED P.I. WHO WRAPS UP CASES BY
SAYING -
* [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, BIDEN
DIDN'T STOP THERE. HE ACTUALLY KEPT TALKING >> Steve: REALLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WE GOT EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE. LISTEN TO THIS
>> Steve: OH, MY GOSH.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WOW. * >> Jimmy: SOME BIG NEWS.
TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN PARDONED ALL PEOPLE CONVICTED OF POSSESSING MARIJUANA UNDER
FEDERAL LAW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
SIGNALING A MAJOR STEP TOWARDS LEGALIZATION I'M PRETTY SURE BIDEN'S
APPROVAL RATING IS ABOUT TO GET HIGH FOR THE FIRST TIME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE PRESIDENT CANCELLED STUDENT LOAN DEBT.
AND NOW HE'S PARDONING PEOPLE FOR WEED I THINK BIDEN'S GOING TO BE
ABLE TO GET INTO ANY FRAT HE WANTS RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, I HAVE A FEELING TRUMP IS ABOUT TO CLAIM THAT ALL HIS CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS
WERE JUST ROLLING PAPERS [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF THE FORMER
PRESIDENT, YESTERDAY TRUMP WAS DELIVERING REMARKS WHEN HE BROUGHT UP THE FBI'S SEARCH OF
MAR-A-LAGO AND HE'S DEFINITELY LOOKING FOR THE BRIGHT SIDE HERE
TAKE A LOOK.
DOCUMENT HOPES HELICOPTERS FLYING OVER MAR-A-LAGO
WELL, THEY'VE GIVEN US ABOUT $5 BILLION WORTH OF FREES A CECE HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOUSE.
IF IT WEREN'T SO NICE, THEY PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE DOING IT. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT GETS
RATINGS. WHEN THEY LOOK, THEY SAY, "THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RIGHT NOW, TRUMP'S WATCHING "THE JEFFREY DAHMER
SHOW" LIKE, "WELL, GREAT PUBLICITY. [ LAUGHTER ]
REALLY IS. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE WATCHING THAT SHOW.
LISTEN TO THIS I READ THAT THE AIR FORCE JUST ANNOUNCED A PLAN TO REDUCE
THEIR CARBON FOOTPRINT AND ADAPT TO CLIMATE CHANGE. YEAH, IT'S A MAJOR MOVE.
IN FACT, THE AIR FORCE JUST UNVEILED THEIR NEW F-24 PRIUS. Y
[ LAUGHTER ]RK COMIC YEAH [ CHEERS ]
WILL BE IN COSTUME SO WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HELPFUL TO POINT OUT THE
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A NEW PAID 125 BUCKS TO BAIL TO GET OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, COMIC CON SPIDER-MAN WANTS TO SCORE WITH MARY JANE.
TIMES SQUARE SPIDER-MAN ALREADY SCORED SOME MARY JANE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NEXT UP, COMIC CON SPIDER-MAN WEARS AN OFFICIAL SPANDEX SUIT HE BOUGHT ONLINE
TIME SQUARE SPIDERMAN WEARS A HOMEMADE SUIT THAT'S PART SPANX, PART SKIMS.
HE CALLS THEM SKANKS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, COMIC CON
SPIDERMAN WAITS FOR THE BATHROOM IN A LONG LINE. TIME SQUARE SPIDERMAN GOES TO
THE BATHROOM IN HIS SKANKS [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.
[ APPLAUSE ] GUYS, GET THIS, I HEARD THAT THE U.S. MIGHT START REQUIRING
BEER, WINE, AND SPIRITS MAKERS TO PROVIDE MORE INFORMATION ON WHAT'S IN THEIR DRINKS
THESE ARE STRANGE TIMES. WEED IS ABOUT TO BE LEGAL, BUT WE NEED A FULL REPORT ON WHAT'S
IN BUD LIGHT LIME. [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, FINALLY, A HOUSE IN
MICHIGAN IS GOING VIRAL AFTER THE OWNER SYNCED UP HIS HALLOWEEN LIGHTS TO THE TUNE OF
A SONG FROM "HOCUS-POCUS 2." WATCH THIS
* ONE WAY OR ANOTHE
WE'RE GONNA FIND YWERE GONNAETET GET YA GET YA ONE WAY * *
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT SEEMS ANNOYING, BUT IT ONLY PLAYS ON LOOP FOR 18 HOURS A DAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS RIGHT
THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: EVERYBODY, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL SHOW. AS I MENTIONED BEFORE, JACK HARLOW IS MY CO-HOST
TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT AM I DOING?
LET'S BRING HIM OUT RIGHT NOW. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GIVE IT UP FOR MY CO-HOST, THE ONE AND
ONLY, JACK HARLOW! JACK
*LOOKINGOODODODODODODD.
WELCOME BACK [ CHEERS ] LOOK AT THAT
COME ON, THAT'S A STANDING - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HAVE A SEAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU LOOK GOOD, BUDDY YOU LOOK SHARP
>> Jack: RIGHT BACK AT YOU >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE BEHIND THE DESK HERE?
>> Jack: I LIKE THE CONTROL THAT COMES WITH IT >> Jimmy: YOU LIKE -- YEAH,
FEEL THE POWER THERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THANKS FOR BEING HERE, BUD
WE'LL GO THROUGH -- ANYTHING THAT'S MINE IS YOURS OH, REALLY
>> Jack: THAT'S MY SIDE. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE CUTTING IT DOWN THE MIDDLE?
YEAH, I WON'T TOUCH YOUR SHARPIES OVER THERE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- WELL,
I'LL TALK TO YOU AND EVERYTHING LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR SPECIAL
GUEST. WE HAVE ROBERT GLASPER SITTING IN WITH THE ROOTS TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jack: LEGEND. >> Jimmy: THE BEST
ROBERT GLASPER IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU. ROBERT, YOU HAVE A RESIDENCY
RIGHT NOW HAPPENING IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW, RIGHT >> ABSOLUTELY, A MONTH-LONG
RESIDENCY AT THE BLUE NOTE JAZZ CLUB >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT IT'S
ROB -- ROBTOBER. >> ROBTOBER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: ROBTOBER YOU'VE DONE RESIDENCIES THERE BEFORE, RIGHT?
>> YEAH, IT'S MY FOURTH ONE. >> Jimmy: IT'S YOUR FOURTH ONE >> SO I OWN THE MONTH.
IT'S MY MONTH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS YOUR MONTH.
YEAH GO TO BLUE NOTE AND CHECK OUT ROBERT GLASPER
YOU HAVE A NEW RECORD COMING OUT NEXT WEEK. >> YES, ABSOLUTELY
IT'S AN EXTENSION OF "BLACK RADIO III," MY ORIGINAL RECORD SO THIS HAS LIKE SEVEN OR EIGHT
MORE SONGS INCLUDING A SONG I DID WITH MAC MILLER THAT'S GOING TO COME
OUT. I DID IT WITH HIM A FEW YEARS AGO, IT'S GOING TO COME OUT ON
MONDAY EXCLUSIVE ON MONDAY. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, WITH
MAC MILLER >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S AWESOME
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT SONG? >> CALLED IT'S CALLED "THERAPY: PART 2."
>> Jimmy: COMING OUT ON MONDAY OH, MY GOSH. ROBERT GLASPER
THANKS FOR BEING HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'LL HELP ME WITH THE INTROS HERE WE HAVE A FUN SHOW TONIGHT
HE IS CURRENTLY ON TOUR WITH HIS ALBUM -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS FUNNY. 'CAUSE IT'S YOU. WITH THIS ALBUM --
[ LAUGHTER ] WITH HIS ALBUM, "COME HOME, THE KIDS MISS YOU.
AND HE'S MY CO-HOST TONIGHT. JACK HARLOW IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jack: PLUS, HE'S A BASKETBALL LEGEND WHOSE NEW DOCUMENTARY "THE REDEEM TEAM"
BEING STREAMED ON NETFLIX TOMORROW THREE-TIME NBA CHAMPION AND
OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST, DWYANE WADE IS ALSO ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW D-WADE
AND THEN WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER. YOU HAVE THE ALBUM OVER THERE? YEAH, PERFECT.
AND -- >> Both: WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM QUAVO AND TAKEOFF.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO
I HAVE CARDS HERE. GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS.
HERE WE GO
* * HASHTAG
HASHTAGS * * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG, AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO
THAT TOPIC THIS WEEK, I SENT OUT A HASHTAG,
#ADDAWORDRUINAHORRORMOVIE. I ASKED YOU TO TAKE A HORROR MOVIE TITLE, ADD ONE WORD TO
CHANGE THE MEANING WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS THE NUMBER ONE TRENDING TOPIC IN
THE U.S. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NUMBER ONE ON TWITTER.
SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG NOW I THOUGHT JACK AND I WOULD SHARE SOME OF OUR FAVORITE "ADD
A WORD, RUIN A HORROR MOVIE" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS YOU READY FOR THIS
>> Jack: YES >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO
I'LL GO FIRST. THIS FIRST IS FROM @PATSYSWEETIE.
SHE SAYS, "CHILDREN OF THE CORN KID. [ LAUGHTER ]
I LIKE THAT KID. >> Steve: THAT KID'S CUTE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE LIKED
"CONE. >> Steve: HE'S GOT THE JUICE >> Jimmy: OKAY
THIS ONE'S -- YOU READ THIS. >> Jack: THIS IS FROM @JOANOSBORNE
>> Jimmy: THE REAL -- BY THE WAY, THE SINGER, THE REAL JOAN OSBORNE SENT IN THIS.
>> Jack: WOW SHE SAYS, "ROSEMARY'S BABY DADDY.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S MY TYPE OF TELEVISION RIGHT THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD
THAT'S DECENLY SCARY YEAH, YEAH THIS IS FROM @WEBHEAD62.
HE SAYS, "FREDDY VERSUS JASON STATHAM. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"OI, YOU'RE NOT WEARING A HOCKEY MASK, MATE? HUH, YOU LIKE KILLING PEOPLE,
HUH? ON FRIDAY THE 13th NO, OH NO.
WHEN IT'S A NIGHTMARE. OI OI, YOU LIKE NIGHTMARES?
[ LAUGHTER ]STATM,HA I SAT N HIM AT SOME CHARITY EVENT WE WERE AT.
AND I SAT NEXT TO HIM. AND HE GOES, "OI, WHAT YOU DO? [ LAUGHTER ]
I GO, "I'M A TALK SHOW HOST. HE GOES, "I DON'T REALLY LIKE CHAT SHOWS."
[ LAUGHTER ] I GO, "WELL, IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] I GO, "YOU KNOW, WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK.
WE CAN PLAY GAMES ON THE SHOW OR WHATEVER. HE GOES, "YOU PLAY GAMES?"
I GO, "YEAH, YEAH, WE PLAY GAMES. "WHAT KIND OF GAMES DO YOU
PLAY?" I GO, "WE PLAY ANYTHING. WE PLAY BEER PONG.
WE PLAY WATER WAR. HE'S LIKE, "WHAT'S WATER WAR?" I GO, "IT'S LIKE WAR BUT YOU
THROW WATER. HE'S LIKE, "I'LL PLAY A GAME." [ LAUGHTER ]
I GO, "ALL RIGHT." AND THEN THE NEXT WEEK HE CAME ON THE SHOW.
LIKE, I DON'T EVEN THINK HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, BUT HE JUST SHOWED UP
WE WERE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT COME ON, ON. >> Jack: DID HE LIKE IT?
>> Jimmy: HE WAS SO FUNNY. WE WERE LAUGHING LIKE LITTLE KIDS, AND I HAD TO THROW WATER
IN JASON STATHAM'S FACE. >> Jack: MUST HAVE BEEN AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS THE MOST FRIGHTENING THING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFETIME.
[ LAUGHTER ] CAUSE AT ONE POINT I GO, "HE'S GOING TO PUNCH ME.
I THINK HE WAS BALLING HIS FIST BUT THEN HE JUST STARTED
LAUGHING WE HAD THE BEST TIME EVER. I LOVE JASON STATHAM
HE'S INVITED BACK ANY TIME >> Jack: SHOUT OUT JASON STATHAM.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S A GOOD MAN. YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT THAT ONE
>> Jack: @SUPERKMDC. SHE SAYS, "CHIA PET SEMATARY." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE FRIGHTENING TO HAVE THOSE CHIA PETS COME BACK TO LIFE
>> Jack: I WOULDN'T BE AFRAID. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A BUNCH OF
RICHARD SIMMONS HEADS. YEAH THIS IS FROM @WEREHAWK1.
HE SAYS, "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY MERCURY'S." [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S INTERESTING THAT'S FUNNY "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S."
>> Steve: FREDDIE MERCURY. >> Jimmy: IT'S A GAME. >> Jack: I KNOW
FREDDIE MERCURY. I DON'T KNOW THE - >> Jimmy: FIVE NIGHTS AT
FREDDY'S -- IT'S NOT A MOVIE ACTUALLY, BUT IT'S A GAME. WHERE YOU GOTTA, LIKE -- YOU'RE
IN A STORE AND THERE'S AN ANIMATRONIC BEAR, AND YOU GOT TO -
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jack: IT'S LIKE AN '80s GAME
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jack: MY FAULT.
>> Steve: YEAH, OLDIE. >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S A NOW GAME. YEAH
ALL THE KIDS ARE PLAYING IT. >> Steve: KIDS ARE PLAYING IT. >> Jack: I'M SURE.
>> Jimmy: SKATEBOARDING WITH THEIR HATS ON BACKWARDS. >> Jack: ALL THE KIDS WATCHING,
LET US KNOW IF YOU'RE PLAYING THAT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THEY DO. I'M TELLING YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY GOSH. I FEEL SO OLD. HERE WE GO
>> Jack: I WANT THIS ONE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT GOOD TAKE IT.
>> Jack: JEEZ. JOSH94247546 [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT HANDLE >> Steve: 546?
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jack: NAH, NAH. IT'S JUST JOSH
JOSH >> Jimmy: THAT'S CLASSIC JOSH. >> Jack: HE SAYS, "SE7EN-11.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD *HE ENDND T T T T T T T T T T T
>> J J J J J J J J J Jimmy: YEAH THIS ONE'S FROM @TRUNKBOY82. HE SAYS, "GET OUT MORE!"
GET OUT, GET OUT YEAH ALL RIT.K
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jack: OH, I LIKE THIS >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> Jack: @THEHONL. HE SAYS, "THE LAST WAFFLE HOUSE >>>> Jimmy: SMOTHERED,D,D,D,D,D,
"LAST WAFFLE HOUSE ON THE LEFT." THERE YOU HAVE IT.
THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW GSGO TO GHGHTSM/M/M/M/M/M/M/M/M/ JACK AND I ARE PLAYING "RANDOM
OBJECT SHOOTOUT" WHEN WE COME BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: THIRD OBJECT IS -- A VASE FULL OF APPLESAUCE.
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] BE CAREFUL BE CARE -- DON'T -
>> Jack: I DON'T WANT THIS ON ME >> Jimmy: YOU WON'T HURT
ANYBODY, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
EVERYBODY. I'M HERE WITH MY CO-HOST, JACK HARLOW!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, SINCE YOU'RE STARRING IN THE UPCOMING REMAKE OF "WHITE
MEN CAN'T JUMP," I THOUGHT I'D PUT YOUR SKILLS TO THE TEST IN A "RANDOM OBJECT SHOOTOUT,"
OKAY ARE YOU GOING TO KILL ME AT THIS
>> Jack: WE'LL SEE>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS
TRYING TO SHOOT RANDOM OBJECTS INTO THAT HOOP BEHIND US IF YOU MAKE IT IN, YOU GET A
A POINT. LET'S SEE WHAT OUR FIRST OBJECT IS
IT IS --* [ LAUGHTER ] ] A JACK-O-LANTERN
OKAY >> Jack: WHO'S SHOOTING FIRST? >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU'RE MY
GUEST, SO MAYBE -- YOU WANT ME TO GO FIRST? >> Jack: IT HAS SOME WEIGHT TO
IT >> Jimmy: I KNOW IT'S GOT A LITTLE HEFT
YOU CAN TOSS IT LIKE THAT. >> Jack: I CAN LET IT FLY. YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENS, ANYTHING? >> Jimmy: WELL, AS LONG AS IT'S >> Jack: THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.
>> Jimmymy: WE WANT THE AUDIENCE TO BE SAFE >> Jack: THIS IS THE SPOT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S - WELL -- YOGOSAD BABATU ] SMASHED THE PUMPKIN.
ALL RIGHT NOW -- >> Jack: ALL RIGHT, BEND YOUR KNEES.
BEND YOUR KNEES. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. *
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ SAD TUBA ] THANK YOU FOR THE TIP.
LET'S SEE THE SECOND OBJECT. CORNUCOPIA FULL OF EYEBALLS. HERE WE GO
NOW, I THINK FOR THIS S S S S S DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE EYEBALLS SO MUCH.
THAT'S JUST SPOOKY FOR SPOOKY SEASON >> Jack: BY ALL MEANS.
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> Jack: BY ALL MEANS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO NICE
THANK YOU, BUD [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ SAD TUBA ]
SAD? >> Jack: IT'S ALL RIGHGHGHGHGHGH >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SO
DISAPPOINTED IN ME RIGHT THERE OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* THAT'S SKILL THAT'S SKILL RIGHT THERE
THAT'S SKILLS. ALL RIGHT. THE THIRD OBJECT -- THAT STAYS
IN THERE THAT'S GOOD. YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] THIRD OBJECT IS -- A VASE FULL OF APPLESAUCE.
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] IT'S APPLE PICKING SEASON. YOU CAN DO A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT
THINGS WITH APPLES [ AUDIENCE OHS ] BE CAREFUL
BE CAREFUL -- DON'T WORRY. >> Jack: I DON'T WANT THIS ON ME
>> Jimmy: IT WON'T HURT ANYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* WHAT CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN?
WHOA SWISH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jack: AND MY CORNUCOPIA IS STILL IN THERE >> Jimmy: EXACTLY.
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOSH. [ AUDIENCE OHs ]
[ SAD TUBA ] >> Jack: WHAT A MESS >> Jimmy: CLEAN UP IS GOING TO
BE TOUGH IT'S ALL RIGHT WE'RE GOING TO BE -- ALL RIGHT
>> Jack: I'M SURE YOU WON'T BE INVOLVED >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO BE --
I'LL HELP OUT. DON'T GO ANYWHERE NEAR THERE, ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT. I HAD SOME EXTRA MUSCLE -- ALL RIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRI
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT JACK -- >> Jack: ARE THEY EDIBLE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE
CANDY -- FAMOUS CANDIES THAT NO KID WANTS TO GET ON HALLOWEEN. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO, WE'VE GOT ALL THE HALLOWEEN -- WE'RE GONNA DO IT NOW.
HOW'S IT TASTE >> Jack: GOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, READY FOR THIS? >> Jack: MIDDLE OF THE ROAD CANDY.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. NECCO WAFERS, HERE WE GO >> Audience Member: WOO!
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ SAD TUBA ] >> Jimmy: SOMEONE GAVE ME
A "WOO." SOMEONE THREW ME OFF WITH THEIR "WOO."
SOMEONE SAID, "WOO!" ALL RIGHT, BUD [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
[ SAD TUBA ] >> Jack: IT'S THE CHEERS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S ACTUALLY -- BUT IT LOOKS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD WITH MY APPLESAUCE SPLATTER.
ACTUALLY LOOKS KIND OF FESTIVE AND GORGEOUS ALL RIGHT.
NOW, LOOK, GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR THE MONEYBALL. >> Jack: I'M IMAGINING WHAT'S
IN HERE. >> Jimmy: THIS IS WORTH -- THIS IS WORTH FIVE POINTS
SO, WHOEVER SINKS THIS WINS, OKAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT IS A MIKE MYERS - >> Jack: THAT AIN'T RIGHT. >> Jimmy: JACK, YOU GO FIRST
GOOD LUCK. IT'S A MICHAEL MYERS HEAD FROM "HALLOWEEN."
>> Jack: THIS IS ACTUALLY -- >> Jimmy: NOT BAD? YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jack: I GOT ALL MY [ BLEEP ]
I HURT MY WRIST A LITTLE BIT ON THE LAST ONEME TO O O SHOOT YOYOURS?
>> Jimmy: NO, I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TAKE MY SHOT
PLEASE WELCOME THREE-TIME NBA CHAMPION AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE NEW NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY
"THE REDEEM TEAM," DWYANE WADE, RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jack: YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL OVER IT.
ALL OVER IT. >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD >> Jack: I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING
TO BE LIKE, I GET TO MAKE THE ONLY SHOT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> HELLO, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THIS, THIS IS JUST -
I JUST APPRECIATE YOU JUST BEING HERE NOTHING YOU COULD DO
YOU CAN SHOOT FROM UP HERE, WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE, DWYANE, BUT IT'S UP TO YOU
OH [ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ]
DUDE - >> Jack: IT WASN'T GOING IN. >> I'M WET
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN >> I'M WET
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN THAT'S AMAZING
>> MY SERVE WAS TOO TIGHT. I COULDN'T GO -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE BEST, BUD
COME ON, YOU'RE THE BEST THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. DWYANE WADE, JACK HARLOW
THE CHAMP! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE TALKING TO JACK AND
DWYANE AFTER THE BREAK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> SO, WE'RE SCRIMMAGING WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, AND HE BRINGS
US ALL IN. AND HE SAYS, "HEY, I WANT YOU GUYS TO PLAY HARD AND PLAY LIKE
THIS IS A REAL GAME. AND WE LOOKED AROUND THE COURT AND THERE'S SECRET SERVICE ALL
AROUND THE COURT AND IT'S LIKE, "WE NOT -- WE CAN'T TOUCH YOU.
>> Jimmy: WE CAN'T PLAY A REAL GAME WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH MY CO-HOST, JACK HARLOW, RIGHT
HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
JACK HE'S CURRENTLY ON TOUR WITH HIS ALBUM, "COME HOME THE KIDS MISS
YOU," WHICH IS OUT RIGHT NOW PICK IT UP RIGHT NOW AND CHECK IT OUT ON ALL THE SPOTIFY AND
ALL THE THINGS YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC ON >> Jack: YES
YES, PLEASE. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, BUDDY. YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU WERE A
A MUSICAL GUEST IN 2020. >> Jack: THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: IT WAS YOUR FIRST TV
APPEARANCE I THINK I HEARD "WHAT'S POPPIN" AND I SHAZAMED IT, AND I WAS
LIKE, "WHO IS THIS KID WHO IS THIS GUY, JACK HARLOW HE'S AMAZING."
AND THEY CALLED UP AND SOMEONE WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S READY FOR TV.
I MEAN, THE SONG JUST -- >> Jack: WELL, I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS THE RIGHT WAY
I FEEL LIKE YOU WERE VERY EARLY FOR LATE NIGHT TELEVISION. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND, I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE A LOT OF ARTISTS, WHEN THEIR SONG FINALLY IS IN SUPER ROTATION ON
THE RADIO, THEN IT'S LIKE, "OKAY, LET'S GET HIM UP HERE." YOU WERE, TO ME, A TASTEMAKER
IN THAT MOMENT YOU WERE SUPER EARLY, SO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING -- SEE?
THAT'S THE THING THANK YOU. >> Jack: FOR REAL.
YOU WERE -- YOU WERE REALLY -- YOU WERE REALLY EARLY ON THAT, SO THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME
>> Jimmy: BUT I LOVE THAT YOU CAME ON. BECAUSE I WAS LIKE -- IT REALLY
WAS YOUR FIRST TV APPEARANCE AND EVERYONE ON YOUR TEAM WAS A LITTLE, KIND OF, NERVOUS
YOU WEREN'T. YOU WERE LIKE, "LET'S DO THIS. >> Jack: OH, I WAS
I WAS NERVOUS. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE >> Jack: YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T SHOW IT YOU KILLED IT.
>> Jack: CAN'T SHOW IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN'T SHOW IT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN IT'S SO FUN TO WATCH YOUR CAREER RISE AND RISE.
AND I RECENTLY GOT TO SEE YOU AT THE VMAs. CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING ALL
OF THOSE >> Jack: THANK YOU >> Jimmy: ALL OF THOSE MOON
PEOPLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jack: THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: "FIRST CLASS." THAT WAS AWESOME THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD.
>> Jack: IT FEELS AMAZING. SONG OF THE SUMMER >> Jimmy: AND THEN -- AND THEN
YOU ASKED ME TO -- WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? TO BE IN THE OPENING WITH YOU.
>> Jack: YEAH. >> Jimmy: TO WHICH I WAS LIKE, "ABSOLUTELY, BUDDY
I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU." SO, "FIRST CLASS," YOU DID IN IT, LIKE, A -- LIKE WE WERE IN
AN AIRPLANE TOGETHER AND SO -- YEAH, THERE'S ME [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jack: WOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S ME RIGHT THERE.
>> Jack: I FORGOT HOW COOL YOU LOOKED IN THIS MOMENT. YOU LOOKED --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOOKED PRETTY COOL RIGHT THERE.
YEAH, I WAS, LIKE, JUST CHILLING OUT, MAN. YEAH, EXACTLY.
IT WAS ME AND LIL NAS X THERE. I THINK AVRIL LAVIGNE IS ON THIS PLANE SOMEWHERE
>> Jack: YEAH. ALL THE LEGENDS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE HAD -- WE
HAD SUIT -- >> Jack: NIMO. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
WHO -- >> Jack: SAUCY SANTANA'S BACK THERE.
CHLOE BAILEY I WAS -- I WAS -- >> Jimmy: SAUCY SANTANA WAS
THERE AS WELL. >> Jack: THAT WAS A FUN MOMENT >> Jimmy: BUT THEN YOU CAME OUT
AND, KIND OF, CO-HOSTED THE VMAs BUT WHO IS -- WHO IS THIS GUY
THAT YOU CAME OUT WITH >> Jack: I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHO -- BECAUSE I STOOD NEXT TO YOU. >> Jack: THIS -- HIS -- HIS
APPEARANCE WAS OFF SCRIPT, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I WAS ALREADY CO-HOSTING WITH THE LEGENDS
NICKI MINAJ AND LL COOL J. >> Jimmy: LL COOL J, YEAH. >> Jack: SO, THEY WERE
EXPECTING ME TO GO OUT ON MY OWN, DO MY PART. AND I WAS -- BEEN SITTING WITH
DRUSKI THROUGHOUT THE SHOW AND I WAS LIKE, "YO, YOU WANT TO JUST COME WITH ME?"
SO, THIS IS -- THIS IS DRUSKI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SO, YOU JUST GRABBED
HIM AND GO, "HEY." DOES HE EVEN HAVE A MICROPHONE >> Jack: IT IS -- THIS IS ONE
OF MY -- THIS IS ONE OF MY TRUEST FRIENDS HE DIDN'T HAVE A MIC, BUT HE
WOULD JUST BEND OVER AND TALK INTO MINE. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT I WAS TELLING YOU BEFORE THE SHOW, YOU'VE GOT TO GET HIM UP HERE.
YOU'VE GOT TO GET THIS -- THIS GUY RIGHT HERE >> Jimmy: DRUSKI
>> Jack: HE -- IF YOU DON'T KNOW -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IF YOU DON'T KNOW, KEEP YOUR EYE ON THIS GUY. THIS GUY'S A GENIUS.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD ALL RIGHT, DRUSKI. YEAH, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU,
BUD. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT YOU CAME OUT, YOU PERFORMED,
YOU WERE SO GOOD AND I KNOW YOU -- YOU SAMPLE A A LITTLE BIT OF FERGIE IN THE
SONG, "FIRST CLASS." >> Jack: A LOT OF BIT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: A LOT OF BIT A LITTLE BIT, A LOT OF BIT YEAH
>> Jack: LOVED IT. >> Jimmy: AND YOU BROUGHT OUT FERGIE, AND THE PLACE WENT
NUTS >> Jack: CRAZY >> Jimmy: AND HERE SHE IS, YOU
AND FERGIE YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD AND I -- I HEARD A STORY THAT
YOU ONCE TRIED TO PERFORM FERGIE AT SCHOOL LIKE, IN A TALENT SHOW OR
SOMETHING? >> Jack: THERE WAS -- YEAH, A TALENT SHOW WHEN I WAS IN
FIFTH GRADE. I TRIED TO DO "FERGALICIOUS. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A TRUE STORY. TRUE STORY AND, YOU KNOW, THE LYRICS ARE
SUGGESTIVE, I GUESS. TO ME -- [ LAUGHTER ]
TO ME, IT WASN'T ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DIDN'T GET IT WHEN YOU'RE IN FIFTH GRADE.
>> Jack: I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO FINISH THE AUDITION. I WAS HALFWAY THROUGH AND THEY
CUT ME OFF THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT."
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, THAT'S -- THAT'S MY RAPPER ORIGIN STORY
>> Jimmy: YES. YEAH, EXACTLY. YEAH
AND THEN, JUST RECENTLY, BY THE WAY, YOU'RE IN THE "TIME" 100 NEXT
YOU'RE ON THE LIST, BUDDY, RIGHT HERE THERE'S KEKE ON THE COVER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE HE IS. RIGHT THERE.
JACK HARLOW RIGHT THERE ON THE "TIME" 100 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THEY -- THEY ASKED ME TO WRITE YOUR INTRO >> Jack: YEAH.
THEY KNOW THE CONNECTION WE HAVE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DID YOU KNOW I WAS GOING TO WRITE IT
>> Jack: I HAD NO IDEA I WOKE UP TO IT. AND --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WE DIDN'T TELL YOU. >> Jack: ONCE AGAIN, THANK YOU
YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN COOL TO CLIMB THE LADDER WITH YOU. YOU KNOW, DIFFERENT STEPS AWAY
FROM THE VMA PERFORMANCE TO, LIKE YOU SAID, THE FIRST TIME I CAME ON HERE
I APPRECIATE IT. >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE DOING BARCLAYS CENTER TOMORROW
>> Jack: CRAZY >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HOW IS -- HOW'S THE TOUR GOING >> Jack: IT'S PHENOMENAL IT'S MY FIRST TIME WITH A LIVE
BAND >> Jimmy: YEAH, DO -- DO YOU LIKE TOURING
>> Jack: I ACTUALLY LIKE IT A LOT, ESPECIALLY IN THE U.S I LIKE THE BUS LIFE.
YOU KNOW, I'VE GOTTEN SICK OF THE AIRPORT. SO, TO ME, BEING ABLE TO BE IN
A BUS AND WAKE UP IN A NEW CITY LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Jack: IT'S THE DREAM. >> Jimmy: I WAS TELLING EVERYONE TODAY, YOU PULLED UP
IN A TOUR BUS THIS MORNING >> Jack: TO 30 ROCK. >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT TO THE --
YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME YOU WERE COMING OFF. >> Jack: WE WERE -- WE WERE
COMING FROM TORONTO. AND WE LEFT, I THINK, AT AROUND 5:00 A.M
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Jack: SO, WE PULL OFF AND WE THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO
GET HERE AT 1:00 P.M AND THEN I WAKE UP AT 3:00 P.M AND I OPEN MY SHADES AND I LOOK
OUT AND I'M JUST SEEING SKYSCRAPERS AND TAXIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I REALIZE WE'RE SO LATE THAT WE'RE HEADED RIGHT HERE SO --
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T GET A A CHANCE TO GO TO THE HOTEL. >> Jack: YEAH, NO.
IT'S LIKE, "LET'S -- LET'S GO. I'M READY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT.
YOU CAME AND SHOWED UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IS YOUR -- IS YOUR MOM, I KNOW,
SUPER PROUD OF YOU, RIGHT? YEAH AND YEAH, SHE LOVES EVERYTHING
YOU DO I HEARD THE -- THE STORY YOU GUYS WOULD FREESTYLE IN
YOUR CAR >> Jack: YEAH. YEAH, WHEN I WAS -- WHEN I WAS
SUPER YOUNG, I WOULD PLUG UP TO THE AUX AND PUT ON BEATS FROM YOUTUBE.
>> Jimmy: BUT YOUR MOM WOULD FREESTYLE AS WELL? >> Jack: SHE WOULD -- AND SHE
WOULD FREESTYLE WITH ME. AND WE WOULD GO BACK AND FORTH [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A MOM THAT IS A SUPPORTIVE MOM FOR YOU RIGHT THERE.
>> Jack: TRUST -- TRUST ME, TRUST ME >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYING, BUD? WHAT WOULD YOUR MOM FREESTYLE RAP ABOUT?
>> Jack: OH, SHE WAS DARK, MAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT
THAT'S SO FUNNY. >> Jack: NO, SHE WOULD SAY THINGS I CAN'T EVEN SAY ON LIVE
TV >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, YOU ACTUALLY USED TO RECORD MUSIC VIDEOS.
AND THIS IS SOMETHING YOU BROUGHT US I APPRECIATE THIS.
THIS IS ONE OF YOUR EARLIEST RAPS TAKE A LOOK AT YOUNG
JACK HARLOW.
* OH I'VE BEE GETTING BUSY WORKING
ON MY NEXT TRACK SO DON'T GET MAD * * IF YOU TRY TO TEXT JACK
AND HE DOESN'T TEXT BACK I MEAN I'M SORRY I WISH I COULD MAKE IT *
* TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY * * [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S A -- THAT'S A A GOOD RAP
DON'T BE MAD IF I DON'T TEXT BACK >> Jack: LISTEN, MAN
I'M FROM THE TRENCHES, MAN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE
HERE WE'RE GOING TO INTERVIEW DWYANE WADE TOGETHER
BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING, BUD >> Jack: THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO WATCH YOU. KEEP GOING UP HIGHER AND HIGHER
AND HIGHER, BUDDY. >> Jack: G.O.A.T >> Jimmy: COME ON.
JACK HARLOW. JACK HARLOW, EVERYBODY FOR MORE INFORMATION ON "COME
HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU" TOUR, GO TO JACKHARLOW.US. JACK AND I WILL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH DWYANE WADE STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: YOU'RE REALLY GOOD -- YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS, BUDDY
DO YOU EVER THINK OF DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS? >> Jack: I THOUGHT OF IT JUST
BEFORE I DID IT. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
HOSTING. >> Jimmy: HOSTING, YEAH. >> Jack: I THOUGHT YOU MEANT ME
HOLDING THE CUP ON THE CAMERA. >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jack: YEAH, I'D LIKE TO HOST ONE DAY. LIKE, FOR REAL, FOR REAL
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY >> Jack: HOW MUCH LONGER YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A THREE-TIME -- SO LONG, SO
LONG IS A THREE-TIME NBA CHAMPION AND OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST.
WOW. HE'S ALSO AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE NEW DOCUMENTARY "THE
REDEEM TEAM," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING ON NETFLIX TOMORROW. >> Jack: PLEASE WELCOME,
DWYANE WADE. >> Jimmy: COME ON NOW.
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DWAYNENE WADE! Jimmymy: THISISIS EA
TBY THE W W YOU WROTE A MEMOIR BIG DEAL, YOU ECEC[ CHEERS AND A A A APPLAUSE
BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT? >> YEAH, SEE, IT'S HARD. >>imimimimimimimimimimimimimimim
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT YOU DO THIHIS AND THEN THAT AND THEN THI
>> RIGHT -- YOU HOOP A LOT, AS I'VE HEARD >> Jack: YES
>> DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD D D DODODODODODODODODODODO >> Jack: WELL, I THINK, "WOW,
I'D LIKE TO DO THAT. [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ >> WE'RE RESHAPING
>> Jimmy: YEAH, RESHAPING. >> WE DON'T USE "REBUILD" IN THE NBA.
>> Jack: NICE TERMINOLOGY. >> Jimmy: RESHAPING, THAT'S GOOD
>> RESHAPING >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I LIKE THAT.
YOU PLAYED BASKETBALL PICKUP WITH SOME OF THE BIGGEST CELEBRITIES AROUND
I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU PLAYING WITH ADAM SANDLER. >> ADAM'S NICE
SO, THAT WAS 2006, THE DAY AFTER R R I I I I I I I I I I I >> Jimmy: NO BIG DEAL.
>> NO BIG DEAL YA W W W WNEADE. [ LIGHT ERCAUSI I I I I I I I I
ANANADADADADADADADADADADADADADAD >> Jimmy: IS THAT T RIGHT? Y J HOT T T T T T T T T T T T T T T
PRESESIDENT OBAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAM PRESIDENT OBAMA? HIS GAMSTSTSTST [ CHEERS A A A A A A A A A A A A
I PLAYED A PICKUP GAME WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA ON HIS 49th BIRTHDAY.AI
I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW IF I WAS, LIKE -- IF I WAS JUST SHOWING UP AND SOMEBODY WAS PLAYING
A TRICK ON ME. OR WAS IT ACTUALLY, LIKE, THE PRESIDENT'S BIRTHDAY AND WE
WERE GOING TO HOOP >> Jimmy: AT THE WHITE HOUSE >> AT THE WHITE E
AND LILILILILILILILILILILILILILI NOT BAD. >> HE'S A LEFTY.
HE HAS A REAL -- AS SMOOTH AS HE IS, THAT'S HOW SMOOTH HIS GAME IS.
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. >> Jack: HOW'S TRUMP'S GAMAMAMAM
[ CYMBAL CRASH ]"WHOHOHO?" HE SAID "WHO?" >> Jack: DIDN'THTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, WE'RE SCRIMMAGING WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, AND HE BRINGS
US ALL IN.T YOU GUGUGUYS TO PLPL THIS IS A REAL GAME. AND WE LOOKED AROUND THE COURT
AND THERE'S SECRET SERVICECECECE immymymymymymymymymymymymymymymy [ LAUGHTERYOU DID THAT WHY YOUNE
THAT'S N N N NOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOT JOE -- JOE, DO NOT INVITE -- I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN.
THERE'S ANOTHER R PLAYER I'D LIK TO GET YOUR TAKE ON. I'M CURIOUS IF YOU THINK HE'S
ANY GOOD HE'S PLAYED IN THE NBA CELEBRITY GAME EARLIER THIS
YEAR WE HAVE A CLIP TAKE A LOOK AT THIS GUY.
JUST - >> OH, OH. >> I NEED YOU.
MAKE THE EXTRA PASS. OH OH
>> SO, INITIALLYLY -- LET ME SEE THIS SHOT.RLOW HER >> I SEE H H HIMNGNGNGNGNGNGNGNG
>> SHAWN MARIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIO MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA LIKE, HE LAID IT UP LIKES WAS L
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jack: WELL, SOMETIMES, THAT'S WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE ON.GE
UNDER PRESSURE NCE. >> IT'S BEEN RESTRUCTURED.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT WENT IN. IT LOOKED --
>>OUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOU >> IT LOOKS TERRIBLE [ LAUGHTER ]
HAVE YOUR HIGHLIGHTS UP HERE >> WELL, I MEAN, I WISH WE DIDLO >> Jimmy: WATCH WHAT DAD --
YEAH LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE REDEEM TEAM."
>> YES, SIR. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THIS THANKS FOR DOING THIS,
EXECUTIVE PRODUCING THIS EXPLAIN TO PEOPLE IF THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT "THE REDEEM TEAM"
WAS, CAN YOU >> YESOLYMPICS THE WORLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRL
OF WAR THINGS GOING ON IN THE WORLD. ANAND SO, THEY CALLED ON THE
YOUNGER GUYS, MYSELF, CARMELO, LeBRON, TO JOIN THISISISISISISIS AND SOSOSO, WE WERE LIKE, , "COO
WE'RE ABOUT TO GO WIN US A GOLD MEDAL. AND THATATATATATATATATATATATATAT
WE WON A BRONZE. WE WERE PRETTY TERRIBLE AS A A TEAM
>> Jack: WORST SUMMER OF MY LIFE, BRO. >> YEAH, IT WAS --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmymy: SUMED HIM OUT. THAT WAS -- THAT WAS -- YEAH
>> AND SO, TO GET TO THE REDEEM TEAM, ENTER COACH K FROM DUKE. AND THEY DECIDED TO BUILD
A TEAM AND SO, WE SPENT THE NEXT THREE SUMMERS IN VEGAS
WE HAD A GREAT TIME. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I COULD IMAGINE, YEAH.
>> WE SPENT THE NEXT THREE SUMMERS IN VEGAS BUILDING CHEMISTRY AND BUILDING
CONTINUITY AND BUILDING THE TEAM >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE IS A CLIP FROM "THE REDEEM TEAM."
TAKE A LOOK.
DISJOINTED BECAUSE OF FOUL TROUBLE.
NOW, THERE WERE MORE MINUTES AND PEOPLE WERE PLAYING DIFFERENT T RORORORORORORORORORO
RLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLEA >>ETIMES Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y LIKE, I KNEW I WASAS GOING TO
HAVE A BIG GAME. AND WHEN I GOT IN, I GOT RIGHT TO IT.
>> WADE TO THE BASKET. WAS INSIDE HERE WITH THE MOVES.
THERE'S WADE WITH THE STEAL. >> NOT ONLY DID I GET TWO FOULS EARLY, KOBE DID TOO.
AND THAT SET THE STAGE FOR D-WADE >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE.
DWYANE WADE, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE REDEEM TEAM" BEGINS
STREAMING ON NETFLIX TOMORROW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM QUAVO AND
TAKEOFF. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "NOTHING CHANGED" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM,
"ONLY BUILT FOR INFINITY LINKS," GIVE IT UP FOR - >> Both: QUAVO & TAKEOFF
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEA YEAH YEAH YEAH *
* OOH OOH DON'T NOTHIN' CHANGE BUT THE CHAINS
WHOA * * WE ON YA HEAD LIKE A BAN
BANG ALL DOUBLE Rs NO RANGE * * RANGE
BIG STAIN CAME WITH A NAME STAI GOT ALL EYES ON MY GANG *
* GAN HUNDRED-THOUSAND KISS THE RING *
* RIN FOREIGN EXCHANGE TO CHANGE FOREIG
FOREIGN EXCHANGE TO CHANGE * * FOREIGN FOREIGN RUN IT UP THAT'S I
RUN IT U M&M'S WHOLE TICK * * WHOLE TIC
DON'T MIND IF I DO I I GET IT * * I LOVE MY BROTHER
I SPLIT IT SPLIT IT * * LIL' MIND YA BUSINESS
CAUSE I GOT SOME GUN THEY HITTING HITTING *
* TRAP OUT THE BAND JUST CHOPPIN' THE CHICKENS AND NOW I'M ON TOP
OF THE CITY * * CIT DESIGNER MISMATCHING YEA
THE MONEY DO BACKFLIPS YEAH * * I FLIP THE MATTRESS
FLIP I I PIVOT MY GLASSES YEA I UPPED THE STATUS *
* NOW SHE LOOKIN' LIK AN ACTRESS YEAH WO A BIG OL' BA
NOW WE GON' UP MAGIC * * YEA AND I GOT
HUNDRED ROUND MA SHOOT TO CLEAR OUT * * THE MADNESS
CLEAR OU I'M THE HUNCHO TO MY PEOPLE AND *
* I CANNOT GO OUT THE SADDEST NO DON'T NEED N
MONEY COUNTER CAUSE * * I THINK MY FINGER COUNT THE FASTEST CASH
NO I'M NOT BRUCE WAYNE BUT I KEEP THE FIRE * * LIKE A DRAGON
FIRE STACKIN' UP LOOSE CHANGE AND I TURNED IT *
* INTO A MANSIO MANSIO BROUGHT IN A NEW PLANE
ONE PHONE CALL * * WHEN WE LANDING LANDIN
KNOW WHERE THE CRE CAME FROM THE NORTHSIDE * * OF THE PLANET
NORTHSID SHE SEE THE NEW CHAI SHE GON' JUMP RIGHT *
* OUT OF HER PANTIE JUMP OUT OUT OF HER PANTIES
BEFORE THE TRAP * * TURNED GOLDEN I WAS STACKING
IN THE PANTR STACKING IN THE PANTRY * * AIN'T IN HOLLYWOO
BUT THE NAME I GOTTA TELL 'EM THA DON'T NOTHIN' CHANGE *
* BUT THE CHAINS WHOA WE ON YA HEA LIKE A BANG BANG
ALL DOUBLE Rs * * NO RANG RANG
BIG STAIN CAME WITH A NAME * * STAIN
GOT ALL EYES ON MY GANG GANG *
* HUNDRED-THOUSAN KISS THE RIN RING
FOREIGN EXCHANGE TO CHANGE * * FOREIGN FOREIGN EXCHANGE TO CHANGE
FOREIGN FOREIG YEAH * * FOREIGN EXCHANGE THE CHAI
CHAINS FAME CAME WITH THE CHANG FAME *
* YOU GET A STRIP FOR A STAI STRIPE
YOU 'BOUT TO CRASH * * OUT YOUR LANE SKK THE UMBRELLA OUT OF TH
ROLLS-ROYCE CULLINAN KNOW IT CAME * * WITH THE RAIN
CULLINAN NO LETTERMAN I'VE BEEN A VETERAN *
* DO ANYTHING FOR A NAME ANYTHING
OOH * * WHEN YOU START GETTIN A LIL CHANGE
WATCH HOW YOUR PARTNER AND EVERYTHING CHANGE * * YEA
AND WHEN YOU STEP FOOT IN THAT FIEL MAKE SURE YOU'RE STRAPPED *
* AND MAKE SURE YOU GOT AIM GRAH MY -- THEY SHOOTING TO LIV
I SEEN SOME * * THEY SHOOTING FOR FAM NA
THEY DON'T KNO GONNA GET REAL * * THAT'S HOW YOU EN
UP GETTING BLOWN OUT YA BRAINS BRRT * * THE MONEY THE CAR
THE CHAINS THE FAM I'D GIVE UP EVERYTHING * * WHY
TO SEE MY GRANDM JUST TO SEE MY KINPICA DRUGS CAN'T HEAL *
* ALL THE PAI NO CAP I GET YOU KNOCKE
OFF OF THE EARTH * * YOU PLAY WITH MY BODY YOU PLAY WITH MY NAM
PLAY WITH IT I WET 'EM UP LIKE HE SURF * * IF HE LOOKING STRANGE
I POP AT HIS BRAIN DON'T PLAY WITH ME I'M ROCKING A WATCH *
* WITH NO DIAMONDS IN I IT COST ME A TICKE IT'S PLAIN
I PUT BAGUETTES * * IN THE PATE WHAT TIME IS I
AND IT COST ME A ROLLS INSANE * * ROLLS
I DON'T POST PIC WITH STICKS AN THAT'S HOW THEM BOYS *
* GET FRAMED FOOL I BEEN THE SAM SINCE A JI
LIL' BITCH * * WHEN THEY SEE ME THEY SAY DON'T NOTHIN' CHANGE
BUT THE CHAINS TAKEOFF WHOA * * WE ON YA HEAD
LIKE A BAN BANG ALL DOUBLE Rs *
* NO RANG RANG BIG STAIN CAME
WITH A NAME * * STAIN GOT ALL EYES ON MY GAN
GANG HUNDRED-THOUSAND * * KISS THE RING
RING FOREIGN EXCHANGE TO CHANGE FOREIGN *
* FOREIGN EXCHANGE TO CHANG FOREIGN FOREIG YEAH *
* DUREL MADE THE BEAT I'MA ROCK WITH I INFINITY *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YO COME ON, BUD
COME ON! QUAVO, TAKEOFF [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"ONLY BUILT FOR INFINITY LINKS" IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY
WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MY CO-HOST, JACK HARLOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
DWYANE WADE, ROBERT GLASPER. QUAVO AND TAKEOFF RIGHT HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY