1 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:10,977 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:14,381 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:20,153 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - DWAYNE JOHNSON 4 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:25,091 CAMILA CABELLO COMEDIAN IAN LARA. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:31,765 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1729 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:35,335 >> Questlove: 1729 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:54,120 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:56,523 --> 00:01:04,230 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY 9 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,833 THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU THANK YOU. 10 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:09,803 ENJOY YOURSELF ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY 11 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:13,406 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 12 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:15,575 YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 13 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,645 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE OF THE BIGGEST STARS IN THE 14 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:24,084 WORLD, DWAYNE JOHNSON, IS ON THE SHOW, TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 15 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,287 * I LOVE WHEN DWAYNE IS HERE BECAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS A CHANCE 16 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:29,923 THAT HE PULLS KEVIN HART OUT OF HIS POCKET [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:33,626 IT'S JUST -- IT'S EXCITING YEP, DWAYNE WILL BE OUT HERE IN A LITTLE BIT OR SOONER IF HE 18 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:39,599 WANTS. I MEAN, WHO'S GOING TO STOP HIM? 19 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:42,602 YOU KNOW, HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS FIRST, 20 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,571 GUYS LAST NIGHT ON CNN, PRESIDENT BIDEN SAT DOWN FOR A PRIME-TIME 21 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:48,375 INTERVIEW WITH JAKE TAPPER AT ONE POINT, TAPPER ASKED THE PRESIDENT WHETHER HIS AGE IS A 22 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:55,148 A CONCERN, AND BIDEN SAID, "NOT AT ALL, WOLF." [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:57,250 I THINK BIDEN IS SICK OF THIS QUESTION, BECAUSE HE RESPONDED, "I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER WHEN 24 00:01:57,250 --> 00:02:05,425 PEOPLE WATCHED CNN." [ LAUGHTER ] I'VE GOT A FEELING THEY'RE NOT 25 00:02:05,425 --> 00:02:07,293 GOING TO STOP QUESTIONING BIDEN'S SHARPNESS UNTIL HE SAYS, "PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, 26 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:11,898 CAMERA, TV." [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN THEY GOT TO THE TOPIC OF 27 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:13,433 RUSSIA, BIDEN SAID THAT VLADIMIR PUTIN TOTALLY MISCALCULATED BY INVADING 28 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:18,672 UKRAINE. AND I BELIEVE HIM, BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING BIDEN'S AN 29 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:19,939 AND I BELIEVE HIM, BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING BIDEN'S AN EXPERT ON, IT'S MISCALCULATING 30 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:24,444 WORDS. MADE IN AMERICA. 31 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:29,482 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CLOSE ENOUGH WHO CARES. 32 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:35,922 TWO WORDS. [ APPLAUSE ] BIDEN ALSO SAID HE HAS NO 33 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:39,526 INTENTION OF MEETING WITH PUTIN AT NEXT MONTH'S G20 SUMMIT MEANWHILE, TRUMP AND PUTIN ARE 34 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:42,829 PLANNING A COUPLE'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME. [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:47,967 "NO, DONALD, I'M THE AVOCADO YOU'RE THE TOAST." [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:49,602 TAPPER ALSO ASKED BIDEN ABOUT THE ECONOMY AND WHETHER -- WHERE IT'S HEADED. 37 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:50,236 THE ECONOMY AND WHETHER -- WHERE IT'S HEADED. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 38 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,540 >> SHOULD THE AMERICAN PEOPLE PREPARE FOR A RECESSION? 39 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:57,243 >> NO. LOOK, THEY'VE BEEN SAYING THIS NOW HOW -- EVERY SIX MONTHS 40 00:02:57,243 --> 00:02:59,346 THEY SAY THIS. THERE'S NO GUARANTEE THAT THERE'S GONNA BE A REC -- I 41 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,415 DON'T THINK THERE WILL BE A RECESSION. IF IT IS, IT WILL BE A VERY 42 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:05,885 SLIGHT RECESSION [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A SLIGHT RECESSION 43 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:10,256 YEAH I WOULDN'T INVITE SOMEONE TO A A PARTY AND TELL THEM THEY HAD 44 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:13,860 A SMIDGE OF COVID. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,262 JUST A LITTLE BIT. SOME BIG ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, GUYS 46 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:18,231 OUR GOOD FRIEND, BLAKE SHELTON, JUST ANNOUNCED THAT AFTER NEXT SEASON HE'S LEAVING "THE 47 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:23,303 VOICE. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] YEP, BLAKE IS STEPPING AWAY 48 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:26,439 FROM HIS CHAIR SO HE CAN GO HOME AND SPEND MORE TIME IN HIS CHAIR. 49 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:29,709 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, GUYS, THERE'S A A LOT GOING ON IN THE NEWS 50 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,411 RIGHT NOW, BUT INSTEAD OF ME JUST TELLING YOU ABOUT IT, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO 51 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:34,948 GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO DECIDE WHAT WE TALK ABOUT THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR 52 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:36,916 THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR "YOU PICK THE JOKE." HERE WE GO 53 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,786 * THE JOK 54 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:42,756 YOU PICK THE JOKE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SO, HERE'S HOW IT 55 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,557 WORKS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU TWO NEWS STORIES, THEN YOU GUYS GET TO PICK WHICH ONE WE TALK 56 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:48,728 ABOUT. HERE WE GO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT STORY 57 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:49,262 HERE WE GO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT STORY NUMBER ONE 58 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:51,798 >> GAS PRICES ARE ON THE RISE IN THE U.S. AND COULD SOON HIT 59 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:54,634 THE NATIONAL AVERAGE OF $4 A GALLON >> Jimmy: MM 60 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:55,935 GALLON >> Jimmy: MM HERE'S STORY NUMBER TWO. 61 00:03:57,103 --> 00:04:00,106 >> A BIZARRE STORY OUT OF WESTMORELAND COUNTY TONIGHT. 62 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:03,810 >> POLICE SAY A MAN TOOK OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES AND STARTED EATING VEGETABLES OUT OF 63 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:08,848 PEOPLE'S BACKYARD GARDENS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 64 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:11,484 WHICH STORY DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? ONE OR TWO 65 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:14,087 >> Audience: TWO >> Jimmy: TWO. OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 66 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:17,257 GOOD CHOICE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 67 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,292 >> Steve: OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: A NAKED GUY WAS IN PEOPLE'S GARDENS EATING THEIR 68 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:20,760 VEGETABLES HOMEOWNERS WERE LIKE, "HONEY, IS THAT A STRING BEAN IN THE 69 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:26,900 CUCUMBER PATCH?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT'S NUTS. 70 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:30,370 * >> Jimmy: LET'S TRY ANOTHER STORY UP HERE. 71 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:32,539 STORY UP HERE. IT'S UP TO YOU HERE'S STORY NUMBER ONE. 72 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:34,541 >> THE NOBEL PRIZE IN ECONOMIC 73 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:38,678 SCIENCES WAS AWARDED TO THREE U.S.-BASED ECONOMISTS. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 74 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:39,446 U.S.-BASED ECONOMISTS. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE'S STORY NUMBER TWO. 75 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:43,817 A FAILED ROBBERY ATTEMPT AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT 76 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:49,422 ACCORDING TO HOUSTON POLICE, THE SUSPECT TOLD THE EMPLOYEES THIS WAS HIS FIRST ROBBERY 77 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:54,761 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE HAD A CHANGE OF HEART, AND THEN HE LEAVES EMPTY HANDED. 78 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:57,163 >> Jimmy: WANT TO TALK ABOUT ONE OR TWO >> Audience: TWO 79 00:04:57,163 --> 00:05:01,534 >> Jimmy: GREAT CHOICE THAT'S RIGHT FIRST TIME ROBBER CHANGED HIS 80 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:03,837 MIND ABOUT THE ROBBERY HE WAS LIKE, "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY, OR NOT. 81 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:05,372 EITHER WAY, I JUST HOPE WE CAN BE FRIENDS." [ LAUGHTER ] 82 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:08,641 "I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS IT'S JUST -- WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON." 83 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:11,378 [ APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO ONE LAST BATCH. 84 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:13,313 LET'S DO ONE LAST BATCH. IT'S YOUR CHOICE HERE'S STORY NUMBER ONE. 85 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:15,115 POSSIBILITY OF A RAIL STRIKE 86 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:17,817 AFTER THE COUNTRY'S THIRD LARGEST RAILROAD UNION REJECTED A LABOR DEAL 87 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:20,053 A LABOR DEAL >> Jimmy: AND HERE'S STORY NUMBER TWO 88 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:23,523 APOLOGIZING AFTER HIRING A 89 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:28,328 A STRIPPER TO PERFORM FOR SENIOR CITIZENS. [ LAUGHTER ] 90 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,397 >> Jimmy: WANT TO TALK ABOUT ONE OR TALK ABOUT STORY NUMBER TWO? 91 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:33,566 >> Audience: TWO >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, PERFECT THAT'S A GREAT CHOICE. 92 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:35,535 THAT'S RIGHT THEY BROUGHT IN STRIPPERS TO A A NURSING HOME 93 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:37,937 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE SENIORS LOVED IT IT WAS THE FIRST TIME ANYONE 94 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:41,207 MADE IT RAIN WITH NICKELS AND PENNIES. THERE YOU GO 95 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:43,309 THAT WAS "YOU PICK THE JOKE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 96 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:44,577 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 97 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:55,755 * 98 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:59,092 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW, WHAT 99 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,895 A SHOW, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE IS A GLOBAL SUPERSTAR, AND 100 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:06,800 HIS NEW MOVIE, "BLACK ADAM," IS IN THEATERS AND iMAX OCTOBER 21st 101 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:13,373 DWAYNE JOHNSON IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, SHE IS A COACH ON "THE 102 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:20,046 VOICE," WHICH AIRS MONDAYS AND TUESDAYS AT 8:00 P.M. HERE ON NBC. 103 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:24,517 CAMILA CABELLO IS ON THE SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT STANDUP FROM 104 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:32,158 IAN LARA, EVERYBODY. THAT'S TONIGHT, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 105 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:36,496 BUT FIRST, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 106 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:43,303 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * HASHTAG 107 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:48,108 HASHTAGS * * >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING 108 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:51,077 EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. 109 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,812 THIS WEEK I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG #TEXTFAIL, AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT YOUR 110 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:58,718 WEIRD, FUNNY, OR EMBARRASSING TEXT MESSAGE STORIES WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A 111 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:01,888 A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S. SO, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. 112 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:05,291 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE DO IT EVERY WEEK. AND NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE 113 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:08,128 SOME OF MY FAVORITE TEXT FAIL TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS HERE WE GO 114 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:12,165 THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @JAKEWILLIAMSART HE SAYS, "ONE TIME I TEXTED THE 115 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:18,938 DOORDASH GUY, 'WONDERING ON ETA?' I ACCIDENTALLY WROTE, 'WONDERING ON EAT? 116 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:26,379 HE REPLIED, 'EAT SOON.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LIKE A CAVE MAN. 117 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:29,649 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: "WONDERING ON EAT. "EAT SOON. 118 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:33,086 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @HASMIGKT. SHE SAID, "I TEXTED MY 119 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:37,924 MAINTENANCE GUY, 'I LOVE YOU,' INSTEAD OF MY BOYFRIEND. I HAD TO TEXT THE MAINTENANCE 120 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:41,895 GUY BACK TO TELL HIM THAT I DIDN'T LOVE HIM. HE NEVER RESPONDED." 121 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:47,200 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S FROM @SOULSTO1. SHE SAYS, "TOOK SCREENSHOTS OF 122 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:55,675 A HEATED EXCHANGE WITH AN OLD FRIEND TO SEND TO SOMEONE ELSE I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THEM TO 123 00:07:55,675 --> 00:08:01,548 HER, AND TRIED TO COVER IT UP BY SAYING, 'LOOK AT THIS THIS IS WHAT OUR FRIENDSHIP HAS 124 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:08,154 COME TO.'" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 125 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:12,025 >> Steve: GENIUS >> Jimmy: QUICK THINKING >> Steve: OH, MY GOD 126 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:16,229 >> Jimmy: QUICK, QU -- YEAH. QUICK THINKING "LOOK AT THIS. 127 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,031 THIS WHAT OUR FRIENDSHIP HAS -- >> Steve: "WHAT -- WHAT 128 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,066 HAPPENED TO US HOW RIDICULOUS." >> Jimmy: "ACTING LIKE FOOLS." 129 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:22,035 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @KERRYMMcCARTHY. 130 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:27,040 SHE SAYS, "MY MOM ORDERED MY SISTER A DRESS FROM AMAZON AND WAS TRACKING IT. 131 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,075 SHE MEANT TO SAY, 'THE DRESS WAS ON ITS WAY,' BUT TEXTED HER, 'DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, AND 132 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:39,085 YOU'RE THE NEXT STOP.'" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 133 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:43,790 THIS ONE'S FROM @GUMGUMMERSON. >> Steve: OH, YEAH >> Jimmy: OH, WE LOVE GUM 134 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:46,192 GUMMERSON. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH HE SAYS, "MY SISTER 135 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,061 ACCIDENTALLY TEXTED THE FAMILY CHAT WHEN SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HER HUSBAND, AND NOW WE KNOW 136 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:56,670 HIS NICK NAME IS 'SUGAR BUNS.' HEY. [ APPLAUSE ] 137 00:08:56,670 --> 00:09:00,173 * >> Steve: SUGAR. >> Jimmy: YEAH 138 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:03,677 THIS ONE'S FROM LENEMACHINE25. SHE SAYS, "RECEIVED A MESSAGE THAT SAID, 'HI, IS THIS APRIL? 139 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:08,014 I REPLIED WITH, 'NO, IT'S OCTOBER.'" [ LAUGHTER ] 140 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:11,651 NOT BAD. >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM 141 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,520 @MATTHEWDIETZ7 HE SAYS, "I TEXTED MY WIFE, 'HOW LONG WAS YOUR SHIFT 142 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:27,734 TONIGHT BUT FORGOT THE F.' [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: SUGAR BUNS 143 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:31,438 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @MELISSANEWELL 144 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:35,809 SHE SAYS, "I WAS IN A GROUP CHAT, AND WE ALL WISHED OUR FRIEND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 145 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:39,212 IT WAS WEEKS BEFORE WE REALIZED NO ONE HAD ADDED HER TO THE CHAT 146 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,915 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE HASN'T SPOKEN TO ANY OF US SINCE. 147 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,217 [ APPLAUSE ] LIKE, "WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WE ALL WISHED YOU HAPPY -- SANG 148 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:48,488 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO -- OH, WRONG HOUSE. THIS ONE'S FROM @RIVERADANIMAL 149 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:51,658 HE SAYS, "DID A FAVOR FOR A FRIEND SHE TEXTED, 'THANK YOU.' 150 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:56,696 I WANTED TO REPLY 'YOU BETCHA' IT GOT SENT AS 'YOU BITCH YEAH!' 151 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:59,866 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S ROUGH >> Steve: THIS IS A RO -- OH 152 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:05,872 >> Jimmy: YEAH THIS ONE'S FROM @MEGLEW75. SHE SAID, "MY HUSBAND WAS 153 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:11,978 REPLYING TO OUR DAUGHTER WHO ASKED IF HE WAS COMING HOME TO PICK HER UP FROM CHURCH. 154 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:14,848 HE MEANT TO SAY 'ON MY WAY,' BUT THE MESSAGE HE SENT AUTOCORRECTED TO 'ON YOUR 155 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:19,219 MOM.'" [ LAUGHTER ] * 156 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:22,389 THERE YOU HAVE IT. OOF! * 157 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,790 THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 158 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,859 FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 159 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:30,463 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DWAYNE JOHNSON, EVERYBODY. TALKING "BLACK ADAM. 160 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:38,605 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: HERE'S ONE FOR 161 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:41,841 YOUTUBE KIDS OKAY, JUST PUT THAT ON THERE GET AS LOW AS YOU CAN. 162 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,577 THAT'D BE REALLY -- YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] 163 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,313 CUT CHEEKS [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE SO CUTE. 164 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:51,351 THAT'S PERFECT OKAY >> I WEALLY, WEALLY -- 165 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,521 [ LAUGHTER ] WANT MY MOMMY TO TAKE ME TO SEE "BWACK ADAM. 166 00:10:54,521 --> 00:11:09,469 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S PERFECT >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST SUPERSTARS 167 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:14,274 ON THE PLANET. HIS NEW MOVIE, "BLACK ADAM," IS IN THEATERS AND iMAX OCTOBER 168 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:19,713 21st PLEASE WELCOME, THE ONE, THE ONLY, DWAYNE JOHNSON 169 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:50,543 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 170 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,513 TALKING ABOUT. THEY LOVE YOU. DWAYNE JOHNSON, WELCOME BACK 171 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:58,318 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. GOOD LOOKING CROWD 172 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:02,489 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT "BLACK ADAM. >> YEAH. 173 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,057 >> Jimmy: GOSH, I FEEL LIKE WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS FOR A LONG TIME. 174 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,626 >> FOR A LONG TIME, MAN. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS -- 175 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,595 >> JUST YESTERDAY, I GOT SENT THE ORIGINAL ARTICLE ANNOUNCING ME PLAYING BLACK ADAM, 15 YEARS 176 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:14,067 AGO. >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> I'VE PUSHED AND FOUGHT SO 177 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,903 HARD FOR THIS MOVIE TO BE MADE AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE CONTEXT BEHIND THAT IS, 15 YEARS AGO, 178 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:23,777 LIKE, YOU AND I BOTH WERE IN DIFFERENT POSITIONS IN OUR CAREERS. 179 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,413 >> Jimmy: COMPLETELY >> SO, WHEN WE ANNOUNCED THAT I WAS GOING TO PLAY BLACK ADAM, 180 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:30,884 IT WAS JUST HARDER FOR THE STUDIO PARTNERS TO LOOK PAST THE JUSTICE LEAGUE 181 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,620 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> BUT I ALWAYS FELT THAT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU LOOK PAST THAT, 182 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:37,924 THERE'S SOME REALLY COOL CHARACTERS IN THE DC BIBLE FOR EXAMPLE, LIKE BLACK ADAM 183 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:42,696 HAS ALL THE POWERS OF SUPERMAN BUT SUPERMAN WON'T KILL BECAUSE HE HAS A CODE OF HONOR AND A 184 00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:47,834 A CODE OF ETHICS, WHICH WE APPRECIATE AND LOVE. BUT BLACK ADAM WILL KILL YOU 185 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:53,106 [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, THAT'S IT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S AS SIMPLE AS 186 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,942 THAT >> THAT'S IT THAT IS IT 187 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,211 >> Jimmy: BLACK ADAM WILL KILL YOU. >> BOOM. 188 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,046 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU WERE TELLING ME, WHEN THEY WERE MAKING THE SUPER SUIT FOR YOU, FOR BLACK 189 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:01,715 ADAM - >> YES >> Jimmy: -- I MEAN, YOU -- 190 00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:04,551 YOU -- I MEAN, YOU ARE THE ROCK YOU ARE DWAYNE -- YOU ARE JUST 191 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:08,388 IN AWESOME SHAPE AND YOU GO, YEAH, ALL RIGHT. AND YOU GOT THE SUIT AND THE 192 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:13,059 FIRST ONE HAD, LIKE, PADS IN IT, RIGHT? >> DUDE, SO, WITH THESE -- WITH 193 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:16,796 THE MUSCLE -- WITH THE SUPERHERO, YES, COSTUMES [ LAUGHTER ] 194 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:21,167 ALL THROUGHOUT THE SUPER -- LIKE, MARVEL AND DC, THEY ALL HAVE THESE MUSCLE PADS 195 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:24,070 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> WHICH IS JUST WHAT YOU DO SO, YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT MUSCLE 196 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:28,408 SUIT, BLACK ADAM MUSCLE SUIT, WITH MUSCLE PADDING ON TOP OF MY BODY. 197 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:32,112 IT LOOKED LIKE -- LIKE YOU AND I WERE GOING BACK TO "SNL" TO DO A SKETCH. 198 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:36,716 [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, IT WAS, LIKE, RIDICULOUS 199 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:40,220 SO, I ASKED THEM TO REMOVE THE MUSCLE PADDING AND I REALLY WANTED TO WORK 200 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,855 HARD I WANTED TO GET IN THE BEST SHAPE OF MY CAREER FOR THIS, 201 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:45,558 BECAUSE HERE'S THE THING, I GOT ONE SHOT WITH "BLACK ADAM. IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT MOVIE 202 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,695 OF MY CAREER, AND I PUSHED ALL CHIPS IN I WORKED MY ASS OFF, AND THAT'S 203 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:55,268 WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 204 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,471 SO THE SUIT IS BASICALLY JUST, LIKE, SKIN TIGHT >> IT'S -- IT'S MY SKIN. 205 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:02,075 YEAH SO, NOW IT'S A VERY THIN, LIKE, MATERIAL THAT IS ON MY BODY. 206 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,044 >> Jimmy: THIS IS HOW DWAYNE JOHNSON LOOKS AS BLACK ADAM 207 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:07,414 LOOK AT THIS THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 208 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:11,785 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S GOING -- I MEAN, DUDE, IT'S THE GREATEST. 209 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:14,320 I THINK THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE THE GAME AND WE SAW A SCREENING WITH 210 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:18,124 A BUNCH OF PEOPLE, AND IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE YOU'RE GETTING CHEERS ALL THE 211 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:21,061 WAY THROUGHOUT >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THERE'S EASTER EGGS. 212 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,829 >> THERE'S EASTER EGGS >> Jimmy: THERE'S EASTER EGGS ALL THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE 213 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:26,766 AND THEN WE ALL STAYED TO WATCH THE CREDITS. AND YOU GOING, "IS THERE GOING 214 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:30,804 TO BE A POST-CREDIT SCENE? AND OF COURSE, NO SPOILERS HERE 215 00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:34,741 LET'S JUST SAY, SOMETHING HAPPENS, AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FREAK OUT 216 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:38,111 [ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FREAK OUT. AND FANS HAVE BEEN, KIND OF, 217 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:42,916 ASKING THIS FOR A LONG TIME. AND I HEARD THAT YOU HAD A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY FOR MAKING 218 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:48,288 WHAT HAPPENS HAPPEN. >> SO, WHEN YOU GUYS SEE THE MOVIE, YOU SEE "BLACK ADAM." 219 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,223 WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SEE, LIKE I SAID -- I SAID, WE WANT TO BUILD OUT THE DC UNIVERSE, 220 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:53,960 INTRODUCE BLACK ADAM, INTRODUCE OTHER CHARACTERS AND FOR A VERY LONG TIME, FOR 221 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:58,865 YEARS, YOU GUYS KNOW, FANS HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THEY'VE BEEN UPSET, LIKE, HEY, 222 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,533 WE ESTABLISHED BLACK ADAM AS THE MOST POWERFUL AND UNSTOPPABLE FORCE ON THIS 223 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:09,442 PLANET THE MOST POWERFUL AND UNSTOPPABLE FORCE IN THE ENTIRE 224 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:18,651 UNIVERSE HAS BEEN ON THE SIDELINES FOR TOO LONG SO, MYSELF, SEVEN BUCKS, 225 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:23,323 DANNY GARCIA, HIRAM GARCIA, WE FOUGHT, AND WE WEREN'T GOING TO TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. 226 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,826 WE WERE GOING TO DELIVER IT TO THE FANS AND THEN, AT THE END, UM, 227 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:38,071 WELCOME HOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT PAYS OFF. 228 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,373 [ LAUGHTER ] I KNEW YOU WERE HERE AND WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 229 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:45,512 YOU KNOW I AM A FAN OF TEREMANA CONGRATS ON ALL THE AWARDS YOU 230 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,081 WIN FOR THIS >> YEAH, THANK YOU MAN >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT MAYBE WE 231 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:52,819 WOULD DO A CELEBRATORY SHOT FOR "BLACK ADAM. THIS IS THE ANEJO. 232 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,989 >> THIS IS THE ANEJO THANK YOU VERY MUCH, AND THANK YOU GUYS, BY THE WAY 233 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:59,592 YOU HAVE MADE -- * THERE WE GO. 234 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,561 YOU HAVE MADE TEREMANA TEQUILA BREAK ALL RECORDS IN THE SPIRITS BUSINESS 235 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,863 WE'RE GOING TO TOAST "BLACK ADAM." BUT I WANT TO SAY, DUDE, I WANT 236 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,066 TOAST YOU FOR YEARS OF JUST BEING REALLY SO KIND AND YOU'VE REALLY BEEN THE BEST 237 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:15,241 TO ME, AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT, EVEN AT A TIME IN MY CAREER WHEN NOT EVERYBODY WAS 238 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:18,211 SO, THANK YOU, MAN >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, MAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 239 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:23,316 I APPRECIATE THAT. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S DWAYNE JOHNSON IN "BLACK 240 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:27,120 HERE'S DWAYNE JOHNSON IN "BLACK ADAM." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 241 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,624 PEOPLE 242 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:35,562 >> THEY LOOK ALIVE TO ME >> BECAUSE I SAVED THEM. >> WELL, THAT'S WHY I WAITED 243 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:39,366 UNTIL YOU WERE THERE I GOT THE INFORMATION I NEEDED NO ONE DIED. 244 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:44,537 I DID IT YOUR WAY. >> HE DOES HAVE A POINT. >> I KNOW IT GOT LOST IN ALL 245 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:48,074 THE CONFUSION, BUT WE STILL HAVE SOME ISSUES TO SETTLE HERE 246 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:52,245 THERE ARE VILLAINS >> YOU THINK YOURSELF A HERO, BUT YOU WOULD LET THESE 247 00:16:52,245 --> 00:17:03,289 CRIMINALS GO FREE. >> HEROES DON'T KILL PEOPLE. >> WELL, I DO. 248 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:07,761 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "I DO. 249 00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:09,763 >> I DO. "BLACK ADAM" DOES. >> Jimmy: I CAN'T THANK YOU, 250 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:12,365 AGAIN, FOR BEING HERE. >> OH, ABSOLUTELY, MAN >> Jimmy: I KNOW THE 251 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,100 NEW YORK CITY PREMIERE OF "BLACK ADAM" IS TONIGHT, AND SO YOU HAVE TO RUN. 252 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:19,139 TONIGHT, BIGGEST PREMIERE OF MY LIFE, BIGGEST MOVIE OF MY ENTIRE CAREER. 253 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:23,076 WE ARE CELEBRATING HERE. WE'VE COME BACK HOME TO NEW YORK CITY. 254 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:28,648 AND I WANT TO RAISE THIS GLASS -- I'VE RAISED IT TO YOU WE RAISED IT TO "BLACK ADAM. 255 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,818 NOW I WANT TO RAISE THIS TO ALL OF YOU, BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE COMING TONIGHT TO THE PREMIERE 256 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:35,088 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 257 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:47,067 TALKING ABOUT. THANKS TO OUR FRIENDS -- THANKS TO OUR FRIENDS AT IMAX 258 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:50,770 >> THANK YOU TO OUR FRIENDS AT IMAX >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO SEE 259 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,106 IT ON THE BIGGEST THEATER, TONIGHT -- >> I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT. 260 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,974 >> Jimmy: -- WITH DWAYNE JOHNSON "BLACK ADAM" IS IN THEATERS AND 261 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,077 IMAX OCTOBER 21st. DWAYNE AND I ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK. 262 00:17:57,077 --> 00:18:01,014 STICK AROUND THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, BUD! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 263 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:08,521 * >> GUYS, I SLOWED THE VIDEO DOWN AND EVERYTHING. 264 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:13,360 IT REALLY -- I THINK THAT WE MIGHT HAVE CAUGHT A UFO. AND I WAS DEBATING ON SHOWING 265 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,062 THE VIDEO HERE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT - LIKE, IF THE ALIENS TRUSTED 266 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:19,566 ME - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] -- TO -- TO BE THERE AT THAT 267 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:35,148 MOMENT, I REALLY -- I DON'T WANT THEM TO THINK I'M EXPLOITING THEM RIGHT NOW. 268 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:40,520 >> Jimmy: DWAYNE JOHNSON, IT IS -- IT IS AN HONOR TO WORK WITH YOU 269 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,255 MY NAME IS RON, I'M THE DIRECTOR >> HI, RON 270 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,325 >> Jimmy: UH, WE'RE JUST GONNA DO A COUPLE TARGETED PROMOS FOR YOUR NEW MOVIE, "BLACK ADAM. 271 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,061 YOU KNOW, REALLY GET THE WORD OUT. >> ALL RIGHT, SOUNDS GREAT 272 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:50,063 LET'S DO IT. >> Jimmy: LET'S DO THIS. >> OKAY. 273 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:52,966 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO THIS FIRST ONE IS FOR THE NEW YORK MARKET, OKAY? 274 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,068 >> GOT IT. >> Jimmy: JUST READ THE TELEPROMPTER 275 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,570 AND ACTION >> HEY, NEW YORK DWAYNE JOHNSON HERE, TELLING 276 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:02,475 YOU ALL TO GO SEE "BLACK ADAM" IN THEATERS AND IMAX, OCTOBER 21st 277 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,645 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS GREAT >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THAT WAS GREAT 278 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,714 CAN WE DO ONE MORE >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: WE DO ONE MORE - 279 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,616 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MAYBE LIKE A -- MAYBE DO, LIKE, A NEW YORK-Y ACCENT, YOU KNOW? 280 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:12,018 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MAYBE LIKE -- LIKE, "NEW YORK. LIKE, YOU KNOW 281 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,020 WHY DON'T YOU -- WHY DON'T YOU TRY THAT WHY DON'T YOU TRY THAT 282 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:21,594 >> 'KAY. "HEY, HEY, HEY, NEW YORK, IT'S DWAYNE JOHNSON OVER HERE 283 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,064 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GO SEE 'BLACK ADAM,' ALL RIGHT WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME 284 00:19:24,064 --> 00:19:26,199 IT'S OUT OCTOBER 21st, AND DON'T FUGGHETABOUTIT." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 285 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,601 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS IT, ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTELY PERFECT 286 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,104 ALL RIGHT, YOU ACED. >> THAT OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH 287 00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:32,739 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: NEXT UP -- NEXT UP IS TEXAS. 288 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,041 AND JUST -- JUST READ THE PROMPTER >> TEXAS 289 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:38,445 I LOVE TEXAS, ALL RIGHT. HEY, TEXAS THIS IS DWAYNE JOHNSON 290 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:43,049 GO SEE MY NEW MOVIE "BLACK ADAM" IN THEATERS AND IMAX ON OCTOBER 21st 291 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:46,252 >> Jimmy: NAILED IT, NAILED IT CAN WE DO ANOTHER ONE HERE JUST MAYBE DO A, LIKE, A DRAWL 292 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,854 THIS TIME. YOU KNOW, MAYBE DO LIKE A LITTLE -- LIKE, GET A LITTLE 293 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:55,061 COWBOY IN THERE. >> "LIKE A --" WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LIKE, 294 00:19:55,061 --> 00:20:01,501 WHAT --? >> Jimmy: WELL, A COWBOY IN THERE, GET JUST A LITTLE - 295 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,803 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW, MAYBE JUST PUT -- 296 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,372 MAYBE PUT THIS HAT ON HERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THAT -- THAT'LL PUT YOU IN 297 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,340 THE MOOD, AND THERE -- THAT'LL BE PERFECT, YEAH THIS'LL BE GOOD. 298 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,676 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, PERFECT. 299 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,544 JUST TRY THAT. >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: AND JUST -- YEAH 300 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,580 [ CHEERS ] "HOWDY, TEXAS. Y'ALL GO SEE 'BLACK ADAM' NOW, 301 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:14,948 YOU HEAR ME? AND TELL 'EM DWAYNE JOHNSON SENT YA. 302 00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,916 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT >> SOMETHING LIKE THAT 303 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,853 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT WAS GOOD. IT'S OKAY. 304 00:20:19,853 --> 00:20:21,421 I MEAN -- DO YOU MIND -- DO YOU MIND JUST PUTTING THIS GIANT BELT BUCKLE ON 305 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,723 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WAIT. >> Jimmy: JUST HOLD IT 306 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,759 'ROUND -- JUST HOLD IT AROUND YOUR WAIST >> ARE YOU SURE? 307 00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:28,261 >> Jimmy: JUST - OH, TRUST ME I MEAN, YOU KIDDING ME 308 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,130 YEAH, THIS -- JUST PUT IT AROUND YOUR WAIST AND MAYBE -- MAYBE KICK YOUR FEET OUT, 309 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:31,564 LIKE - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] JUST, KEEP -- DO THIS, WHILE 310 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,967 YOU'RE DOING IT. >> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT >> Jimmy: NO, TRUST ME 311 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,169 >> NO, THAT'S -- >> Jimmy: YOU WANT -- YOU WANT PEOPLE IN TEXAS TO SEE 312 00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:38,104 "BLACK ADAM" >> NO, I DO. OF COURSE I WANT THEM TO SEE - 313 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,873 >> Jimmy: WELL, THERE YOU GO, THEN WE'RE ROLLING, WE'RE ROLLING 314 00:20:39,873 --> 00:20:42,809 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> "YEE-HAW PARTNER. [ LAUGHTER ] 315 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,111 GO SO 'BLACK ADAM. I HEAR EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS. 316 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,080 NOW GO SEE IT IN IMAX. >> Jimmy: THAT'S PERFECT THAT IS GREAT. 317 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,482 THAT IS GREAT, THAT IS GREAT >> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, MAN. 318 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,451 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT IS PERFECT, THAT'S AWESOME NEXT UP WE HAVE SAN DIEGO. 319 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,420 LET'S BRING IN THE PROPS THAT'S PERFECT >> PROPS 320 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,022 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS'LL BE GREAT. 321 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,991 THIS IS -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WAIT A SEC. 322 00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:00,360 NO, WAIT HOLD ON. >> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS -- THIS 323 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,728 IS GOOD. >> I DON'T KNOW. IS THIS NECESSARY? 324 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,897 >> Jimmy: TRUST ME, TRUST ME WILL YOU JUST TRUST ME I'M RON THE DIRECTOR 325 00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:05,732 WHEN PEOPLE SEE THIS IN SAN DIEGO, THOSE MOVIE NUMBERS ARE GONNA GO UP AND THROUGH THE 326 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,200 ROOF, PEOPLE WILL BE NAMING THEIR KIDS DWAYNE JOHNSON. >> I -- OKAY 327 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,069 >> Jimmy: LOOK, JUST LOOK. >> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, MAN. 328 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:11,671 THIS IS -- >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- JUST READ THE PROMPT 329 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,307 THIS IS ONLY GONNA PLAY IN SAN DIEGO. NO ONE'S EVER GOING TO SEE IT. 330 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,276 >> OKAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * 331 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,678 "'SUP, BRAHS AFTER A LONG DAY OF SHREDDING SOME GNARLY WAVES-AGE -- I 332 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:22,282 DON'T KNOW -- GO SEE --" ARE YOU SURE ALL RIGHT. 333 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,883 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S PERFECT >> "GO SEE 'BLACK ADAM' AT YOUR 334 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,419 LOCAL THEATER, DUDE. PEACE OUT, BRO-HOMIE." [ LAUGHTER ] 335 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,922 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE. 336 00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:31,791 >> I DON'T KNOW, MAN >> Jimmy: MIND -- MIND EQUALS BLOWN. 337 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,593 THAT'S REALLY GREAT. CAN WE JUST GET IN THE OTHER PROPS HERE 338 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,395 THAT WAS PERFECT YOU NAILED THAT ONE. >> I DON'T KNOW. 339 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:38,565 WAIT >> Jimmy: LET'S GET THIS NO, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD HERE 340 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,967 THIS ONE'S FOR -- THIS ONE'S FOR YOUTUBE KIDS OKAY 341 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,936 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] JUST PUT THAT ON THERE, AND THEN - 342 00:21:42,936 --> 00:21:44,904 YEAH, JUST PUT ON THE HAT, YOU'RE - YEAH, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT 343 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,474 AND IF YOU CAN - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF YOU CAN GET LOW, IF YOU GET 344 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,876 LOW AS YOU CAN, MAYBE -- >> GET LOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, GET AS LOW AS 345 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:52,112 YOU CAN. THAT'D BE REALLY PERFECT JUST -- JUST SEE HOW THAT LOOKS 346 00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:53,813 RIGHT THERE. THAT'S PERFECT I THINK THIS'LL -- THIS'LL BE 347 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,116 PERFECT. THIS'LL BE GREAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 348 00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:58,885 YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. YOUR CHEEKS -- [ LAUGHTER ] 349 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:01,087 THIS UP HERE, THAT'S PERFECT OKAY, JUST -- YEAH, THAT'S GOOD 350 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,789 ACTION >> LOOK, I REALLY -- I REALLY WANT TO JUST - 351 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:05,225 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, WAIT I THINK THE TELEPROMPTER'S BROKEN 352 00:22:05,225 --> 00:22:09,162 CAN WE FIX IT BACK TO WHAT --? YEAH, NOW THESE ARE THE REAL LINES. 353 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:13,433 READ THIS. * [ LAUGHTER ] 354 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:19,873 >> "I WEALLY WEALLY WANT MY MOMMY TO TAKE ME TO SEE 'BWACK ADAM.'" 355 00:22:19,873 --> 00:22:26,746 >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S PERFECT THAT IS PERFECT. THAT IS PERFECT. 356 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,415 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, NO, THAT'S GREAT NOW CAN WE DO THAT - 357 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:30,917 >> THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT >> Jimmy: TRUST ME, THE KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE IT. 358 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,786 AND CAN YOU -- CAN YOU DO THAT KID AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH, LIKE, A NEW YORK ACCENT MAYBE, 359 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:33,853 FOR THE KID. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WAIT, WHAT? 360 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,723 >> Jimmy: THE KID -- THE SAME KID -- THE SAME KID, BUT WITH A -- 361 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,558 THE SAME KID - HAVE YOU EVER WORKED WITH ANYONE SHORT 362 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:41,394 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YES, KEVIN HART, ALL THE TIME, BUT I DON'T -- 363 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:48,735 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, NOW, HERE WE GO 364 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,904 WITH A NEW YORK ACCENT, AND THE KIDS WILL LOVE THIS. >> A NEW YORK ACCENT AS A KID? 365 00:22:50,904 --> 00:22:53,306 >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT AS A KID, YEAH * 366 00:22:53,306 --> 00:22:55,108 >> "HEY, I'M WALKING OVER HERE - [ LAUGHTER ] 367 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:58,578 TO GO SEE 'BWACK ADAM. FUGGHETABOUTIT." >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S IT. 368 00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:01,081 THAT WAS PERFECT YEAH, THAT'S GREAT [ APPLAUSE ] 369 00:23:01,081 --> 00:23:03,183 YEAH, THAT'S GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE 370 00:23:03,183 --> 00:23:04,784 EMBARRASSED. GIVE ME THE HAT. THAT'S -- YOU'RE RIGHT 371 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,553 GIVE ME THE HAT, TRY THIS HAT ON LET'S DO SOME QUICK TAGS REAL 372 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,088 FAST AND WE'LL JUST GET THESE OUT THESE ARE ONE OFFS 373 00:23:08,088 --> 00:23:09,456 THESE ARE GONNA GO GLOBAL, OKAY HOW ABOUT THIS ONE 374 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,257 PRETEND THAT YOU'RE IN A A CHARLES DICKENS NOVEL. YEAH 375 00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:13,860 >> LIKE I'M HUNGRY, OR --? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LIKE A STREET -- 376 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,495 YEAH YEAH, LIKE A STREET URCHIN, YOU KNOW 377 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,697 YEAH, YOU HAVEN'T EATEN IN PROBABLY A YEAR OR SO. YEAH 378 00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:23,370 >> OKAY. WOW. OKAY 379 00:23:23,370 --> 00:23:27,974 "PLEASE SIR -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> "PLEASE." 380 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:30,710 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> "I DON'T WANT GRUEL, I WANT TO SEE 'BLACK ADAM.' 381 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,579 >> Jimmy: THAT -- THAT -- THAT - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 382 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,414 THAT'S VERY GOOD NO, THAT'S -- IT'LL WORK YEAH, CAN WE GET THIS IN 383 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,816 >> IT NEEDS WORK - >> Jimmy: TRY ONE LIKE -- TRY ONE LIKE DRACULA 384 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:39,219 THIS IS PERFECT. THIS IS ALMOST - [ LAUGHTER ] 385 00:23:39,219 --> 00:23:40,787 IT'S OCTOBER, IT'S CLOSE, YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT TO BE THE HALLOWEEN, WAH-AH-AH 386 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:42,722 YOU KNOW LIKE THAT TYPE OF THING. * 387 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:46,126 >> WAH-HA-HA >> Jimmy: YEAH * 388 00:23:46,126 --> 00:23:50,497 >> "I VANT YOU TO SEE 'BLACK ADAM,' HA-HA. OCTOBER 21st." 389 00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:53,233 I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S PERFECT, NOW. YEAH, NOW, LOOK -- 390 00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:55,402 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT, YES, THAT WILL WORK. I'M GETTING -- I THINK WE 391 00:23:55,402 --> 00:23:57,170 GOT -- LET'S DO ONE MORE, OKAY? THIS TIME I WANT YOU TO DO, 392 00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:59,673 LIKE, ALMOST LIKE A SOUTHERN -- LIKE A SOUTHERN -- LIKE A SOUTHERN LITTLE GIRL, MAYBE. 393 00:23:59,673 --> 00:24:04,477 THAT WOULD BE -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND -- 394 00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:06,880 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, LIKE A -- LIKE A - LIKE, "OH. 395 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,082 OH, MY -- OH, MY." [ LAUGHTER ] "OH -- OH, MY. 396 00:24:09,082 --> 00:24:12,886 OH, MY." >> LIKE -- LIKE A SOUTHERN BELLE? 397 00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:15,288 >> Jimmy: A SOUTHERN LITTLE GIRL, LIKE, "OH, MY. >> LIKE A SOUTHERN LITTLE GIRL 398 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,956 >> Jimmy: "I DON'T KNOW, YEAH. YEAH." [ LAUGHTER ] 399 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,792 "OH, MY. LIKE, "OH, GOSH. >> "OH, GOLLY, I SURE DO 400 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:22,062 LOVE --" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES, YES 401 00:24:22,062 --> 00:24:24,597 >> ARE YOU SURE, MAN >> Jimmy: YES, YES, YES! >> "OH GOLLY, I SURE DO LOVE 402 00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:26,332 SITTING UNDER THIS PEACH TREE --" >> Jimmy: YES. 403 00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:27,867 >> -- AND HAVING MY MEEMAW BUY ME TICKETS TO GO SEE 'BLACK ADAM.'" 404 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:30,704 >> Jimmy: YES, PERFECT >> "OH, MY." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 405 00:24:30,704 --> 00:24:32,172 >> Jimmy: THAT IS -- OKAY, GREAT. THAT IS PERFECT. 406 00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:34,107 I'M GETTING -- WAIT, I'M GETTING WORD FROM THE BOOTH. I'M SO SORRY 407 00:24:34,107 --> 00:24:36,276 I FORGOT TO PRESS RECORD LET'S TAKE IT AGAIN FROM THE TOP. 408 00:24:36,276 --> 00:24:42,382 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: LET'S JUST DO IT FROM 409 00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:43,717 THE TOP. >> WHAT! COME ON, DUDE! 410 00:24:43,717 --> 00:25:09,175 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 411 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:11,778 A VERY TALENTED ARTIST, AND A COACH ON "THE VOICE," WHICH AIRS MONDAYS AND TUESDAYS AT 412 00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:15,048 AIRS MONDAYS AND TUESDAYS AT 8:00 P.M. HERE ON NBC. PLEASE WELCOME CAMILA CABELLO. 413 00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:16,683 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 414 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:36,269 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 415 00:25:36,269 --> 00:25:38,538 >> Jimmy: YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES 416 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:41,274 >> Jimmy: CAMILA, WELCOME BACK YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, AS ALWAYS >> THANK YOU 417 00:25:41,274 --> 00:25:44,678 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK. I'M ALWAYS, ALWAYS SO HAPPY TO 418 00:25:44,678 --> 00:25:48,581 SEE YOU. >> I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: I HAVE -- YOU BROUGHT 419 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:50,784 US A VERY EXCLUSIVE, VERY COOL VIDEO, BY THE WAY, WHICH I'M - >> OH, MY GOSH 420 00:25:50,784 --> 00:25:52,819 >> Jimmy: I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS YOU WERE -- YOU WERE TOURING, 421 00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:55,221 AND THIS IS SOUTH AMERICA -- >> IN SOUTH AMERICA, YEAH. SO, WE'RE HIKING, AND THERE'S 422 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:57,123 BEEN A LOT OF SPOOKY ACTIVITY THERE. LIKE I'M TALKING UFO, LIKE 423 00:25:57,123 --> 00:26:00,293 ALIEN ACTIVITY AND I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT'S LIKE -- 424 00:26:00,293 --> 00:26:02,495 I DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE AND THEN I SEE SOMETHING THAT ISN'T THERE. 425 00:26:02,495 --> 00:26:10,437 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: SURE >> LIKE, MY PARENTS DO LOVE UFO 426 00:26:10,437 --> 00:26:12,205 DOCUMENTARIES. I'M LIKE -- I'M OKAY, LIKE, I AM FASCINATED BY, LIKE, WHAT'S 427 00:26:12,205 --> 00:26:14,307 ALREADY ON EARTH LIKE, I LOVE NATURE DOCUMENTARIES, LIKE 428 00:26:14,307 --> 00:26:17,243 "PLANET EARTH," ALL THAT STUFF >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I'M NOT SUPER IN THE 429 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:21,281 EXTRATERRESTRIAL SO, I'M COMING FROM, LIKE, A A MORE SKEPTICAL -- LIKE, 430 00:26:21,281 --> 00:26:26,653 SKEPTICAL MIND >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT WE TAKE THIS PICTURE -- 431 00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:30,357 I'M TAKING A PICTURE OF MY MOM AND DAD. AND MY DAD IS LOOKING THROUGH 432 00:26:30,357 --> 00:26:32,459 THE PICTURES, AND HE SEES THESE TWO OBJECTS, WHICH WE -- WHEN WE SLOWED THE VIDEO DOWN, THERE 433 00:26:32,459 --> 00:26:37,263 WAS THREE -- AND IT'S -- GUYS, I SLOWED THE VIDEO DOWN AND EVERYTHING. 434 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:42,335 IT REALLY -- I THINK THAT WE MIGHT HAVE CAUGHT A UFO. AND I WAS DEBATING ON SHOWING 435 00:26:42,335 --> 00:26:46,106 THE VIDEO HERE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT - LIKE, IF THE ALIENS TRUSTED 436 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:48,608 ME - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] -- TO -- TO BE THERE AT THAT 437 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:51,077 MOMENT, I REALLY -- I DON'T WANT THEM TO THINK I'M EXPLOITING THEM RIGHT NOW. 438 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:53,880 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, OKAY, OKAY I WANT THE ALIENS TO KNOW, THIS 439 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,949 IS JUST -- I ASKED FOR THIS, KIND OF. I SAID, "HEY, CAN WE HAVE THE 440 00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:58,451 VIDEO? THIS IS ALL ON - >> IT'S A SAFE PLACE 441 00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:01,421 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND WE'RE ALL SAFE. >> Jimmy: JIMMY FALLON, "THE 442 00:27:01,421 --> 00:27:03,023 TONIGHT SHOW," WE LOVE ALIENS FROM OTHER PLANETS >> WE WELCOME EVERYBODY, 443 00:27:03,023 --> 00:27:04,691 EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE CALLED, YEAH, EXACTLY 444 00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:07,027 >> TOTALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT WE HAVE THIS VIDEO OF 445 00:27:07,027 --> 00:27:09,496 A UFO. THIS - >> GUYS -- 446 00:27:09,496 --> 00:27:13,033 >> Jimmy: WATCH THIS PAY ATTENTION. >> GUYS, IT'S CRAZY. 447 00:27:16,036 --> 00:27:20,040 >> DO YOU GUYS THAT? >> Jimmy: YOU SEE IT >> GUYS -- 448 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,275 >> YEAH, SO HERE IT IS IN SLOW MOTION LET'S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT 449 00:27:22,275 --> 00:27:24,477 THIS >> I SLOWED THIS VIDEO DOWN, THIS PICTURE DOWN -- 450 00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:28,415 >> Jimmy: WATCH THIS WHAT IS THAT [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 451 00:27:28,415 --> 00:27:30,383 >> GUYS, AND THERE IS ANOTHER ONE THAT COMES FROM THE LEFT MOUNTAIN TO BEHIND THE OTHER 452 00:27:30,383 --> 00:27:33,119 MOUNTAIN >> Jimmy: WE ACTUALLY -- WE TOOK A SCREEN GRAB OF IT, SO IF 453 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:38,591 YOU CAN SEE -- >> GUYS, THERE'S TWO >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT 454 00:27:38,591 --> 00:27:41,428 >> THERE'S TWO THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A BIRD IT'S NOT A PHONE THING, BECAUSE 455 00:27:41,428 --> 00:27:43,396 YOU SEE IT CLEARLY GO FROM BEHIND THE MOUNTAIN TO, LIKE, CLOSE TO THE CAMERA, TO BEHIND 456 00:27:43,396 --> 00:27:48,735 ANOTHER MOUNTAIN GUYS, I THINK THAT THE ALIENS TRUSTED ME - 457 00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:53,540 >> Jimmy: YES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> -- TO CAPTURE A UFO MOMENT. 458 00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:55,942 >> Jimmy: MAYBE -- >> Jimmy: SO IF ANYONE'S OUT THERE LISTENING TO CAMILA RIGHT 459 00:27:55,942 --> 00:28:02,082 NOW, WE'RE -- WE COME IN PEACE [ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, MAYBE THEY TRUSTED ME 460 00:28:02,082 --> 00:28:07,053 BECAUSE THEY'RE KIND OF LIKE, "SHE'S KIND OF HARD TO GET," BECAUSE I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE 461 00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:10,390 PEOPLE THAT WAS SUPER LOOKING FOR IT >> Jimmy: OH 462 00:28:10,390 --> 00:28:12,792 >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: SO THEY CONVINCED -- THEY WANTED TO CONVINCE YOU. 463 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,494 >> YEAH, MAYBE THEY'RE LIKE, "SHE'S SAFE. AND NOW I'M TALKING ABOUT IT ON 464 00:28:14,494 --> 00:28:16,830 "JIMMY FALLON. LIKE I DON'T - >> Jimmy: NO 465 00:28:16,830 --> 00:28:18,698 THEY WON'T -- THEY DON'T WATCH OUR SHOW >> OKAY, YEAH. 466 00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:24,371 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY DON'T YOU'RE FINE. 467 00:28:24,371 --> 00:28:26,906 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE VOICE," OKAY 468 00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:29,409 CONGRATS, BY THE WAY >> I SAW A UFO AT "THE VOICE" TOO. 469 00:28:29,409 --> 00:28:31,578 I'M KIDDING. >> Jimmy: NAH. >> Jimmy: HOW IS IT WORKING 470 00:28:31,578 --> 00:28:35,882 WITH BLAKE >> BLAKE IS SO FUNNY I MEAN, I WAS JUST HAVING -- 471 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:38,251 ASKING YOU IF YOU'VE HAD HIM ON THIS SHOW. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 472 00:28:38,251 --> 00:28:40,120 >> HE'S SO FUNNY HE'S SO FAST I'M LIKE, "YOU SHOULD DO, LIKE, 473 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,188 JUST TRY OUT, I DON'T KNOW, LIKE A STANDUP COMEDY SET. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 474 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:44,391 [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE'S SO - >> Jimmy: YEAH 475 00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:46,493 >> HE'S SO FUNNY NOT LIKE THAT'S NOT, LIKE, A A REALLY HARD THING, BUT I'M 476 00:28:46,493 --> 00:28:49,195 JUST SAYING, HE'S THAT FUNNY LIKE, HE MAKES ME PEE MY PANTS OF LAUGHTER -- 477 00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:51,197 >> Jimmy: YES. >> -- ON THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: DID YOU -- DID YOU 478 00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:53,333 HAVE ANY IDEA THAT HE WAS GOING TO ANNOUNCE -- >> HE'S SO FUNNY 479 00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:55,301 OH >> Jimmy: NO >> OH. 480 00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:57,070 >> Jimmy: NO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'S GOING TO -- LAST -- NEXT SEASON'S HIS LAST 481 00:28:57,070 --> 00:29:00,674 SEASON >> I MEAN, HE -- WHAT IS THAT? LIKE, THAT'S GOTTA BE -- 482 00:29:00,674 --> 00:29:03,410 >> Jimmy: 23 >> LIKE, 23 YEARS OF HIS LIFE. SO - 483 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,378 >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH >> I MEAN, IF THERE'S EVER A 484 00:29:05,378 --> 00:29:06,880 A TIME TO DO SOMETHING -- I MEAN, HE'S BEEN ON IT FOR A REALLY LONG TIME 485 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,648 >> Jimmy: HE'S DONE IT FOR A A LONG TIME. BUT HE DIDN'T HINT AT ALL? 486 00:29:08,648 --> 00:29:11,017 JUST LIKE -- >> NO, HE DIDN'T HINT AT ALL I MEAN, I DEFINITELY MADE FUN 487 00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:12,752 OF HIM A LOT FOR -- 'CAUSE HE'S ALWAYS LIKE, YOU KNOW, "I'VE WON THE SHOWS HOW MANY TIMES, 488 00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:16,890 AND YOU'VE WON IT NO TIMES." >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, IT'S 489 00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:22,028 LIKE A GAME OF PROBABILITY IF YOU'RE ON THE SHOW 23 SEASONS --" >> Jimmy: YEAH, 490 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:24,497 YEAH YOU'RE -- YEAH >> YOU'RE GONNA WIN. 491 00:29:24,497 --> 00:29:26,132 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GONNA WIN --E >> A THIRD - [ APPLAUSE ] 492 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:29,035 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S CAMILA CABELLO IN NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE OF "THE VOICE." 493 00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:31,571 HERE'S CAMILA CABELLO IN NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE OF "THE VOICE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 494 00:29:33,406 --> 00:29:36,209 >> WOWZA, WOWZA. GUYS, THAT WAS GOOD. 495 00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:40,146 >> THANK YOU >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> I WAS LIKE, HOT AND 496 00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:42,215 FLUSTERED FOR A SECOND THERE [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, HEY 497 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:44,818 >> THAT WAS A REALLY SEXY ARRANGEMENT OF THE SONG. >> WELL, IT IS MY TEAM 498 00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:48,655 I MEAN - [ LAUGHTER ] >> HI, AGAIN 499 00:29:48,655 --> 00:29:52,692 >> I MISSED YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I MISSED YOU TOO. 500 00:29:52,692 --> 00:29:54,361 OKAY JADEN, YOUR TONE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 501 00:29:54,361 --> 00:29:59,165 I WANT TO HEAR IT IN MY EAR. I'M JUST KIDDING I'M JOKING 502 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:02,202 I'M JOKING, I'M JOKING THAT WAS A JOKE. I WANT TO HEAR IT ON A RECORD. 503 00:30:02,202 --> 00:30:06,039 I THINK YOU, AS AN ARTIST, LIKE, AS THE WHOLE PACKAGE, IT'S SPECIAL 504 00:30:06,039 --> 00:30:11,511 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND. >> Jimmy: BEFORE YOU GO, WE 505 00:30:11,511 --> 00:30:13,913 ALWAYS PLAY A FUN LITTLE GAME EVERY TIME YOU'RE ON THE SHOW, WE'LL DO SOMETHING SILLY 506 00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:16,416 >> CAN I ASK YOU ONE QUESTION THOUGH >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 507 00:30:16,416 --> 00:30:19,052 >> WAIT, SO DO WHEN DO YOU THINK -- WHEN DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA - 508 00:30:19,052 --> 00:30:22,655 LIKE, WHEN GUYS GROW THEIR BEARD LIKE THAT -- >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 509 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:24,724 >> AND THEN -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] L >> Jimmy: WHAT 510 00:30:24,724 --> 00:30:26,593 >> WAIT, WHEN YOU GROW YOUR BEARD LIKE THAT -- >> Jimmy: YES. 511 00:30:26,593 --> 00:30:28,128 >> AND THEN YOU SHAVE IT, IT MUST BE LIKE A BIG ADRENALINE RUSH, RIGHT? 512 00:30:28,128 --> 00:30:30,630 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE A FULL MAKEOVER LIKE, DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS 513 00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:34,567 FOR, LIKE -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, LIKE, I LOVE IT. 514 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:36,002 >> Jimmy: PLANS FOR MY BEARD SHAVING OFF? >> YEAH, I JUST FEEL LIKE IT 515 00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:38,938 MUST BE SO SOOTHING. LIKE, JUST TO WATCH IT ALL COME - 516 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:41,775 >> Jimmy: I WOULDN'T KNOW. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE REALLY GROWN A BEARD 517 00:30:41,775 --> 00:30:43,977 >> REALLY? THAT YOU'VE GROWN IT OUT THAT LONG 518 00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:46,379 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT TOOK ME A A LONG TIME FOR THIS >> WHOA. 519 00:30:46,379 --> 00:30:48,048 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS LIKE -- A LOT IN THE MAKING. THERE'S A LOT OF GLUE INVOLVED 520 00:30:48,048 --> 00:30:50,216 >> WHAT DOES YOUR -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHOA 521 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:53,053 YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE A VIDEO WHEN YOU DO SHAVE IT THOUGH 'CAUSE IT MUST BE LIKE -- JUST 522 00:30:53,053 --> 00:30:55,455 LIKE -- YOU MUST FORGET WHAT YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU'RE 523 00:30:55,455 --> 00:30:57,323 EMBARRASSING ME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> I'VE JUST KNOWN YOU FOR SO 524 00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:59,826 LONG >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW IT'S A DIFFERENT VIBE. 525 00:30:59,826 --> 00:31:02,662 >> NO, JIMMY, I LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: YOU DO LIKE -- >> NO, I -- GUYS, HE LOOKS 526 00:31:02,662 --> 00:31:05,298 GREAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT 527 00:31:05,298 --> 00:31:09,102 >> THANK YOU WITH MY BEARD. >> Jimmy: I WANNA -- YEAH. 528 00:31:09,102 --> 00:31:10,970 YOU SHOULD GROW ONE. >> I SHOULD GROW ONE [ LAUGHTER ] 529 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:13,606 YEAH >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WANT TO PLAY A NEW GAME 530 00:31:13,606 --> 00:31:18,078 CALLED "SONGMOJIS. HERE WE GO THIS IS IT 531 00:31:18,078 --> 00:31:18,912 HERE WE GO THIS IS IT >> OKAY. 532 00:31:21,414 --> 00:31:22,982 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW THIS 533 00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:24,951 WORKS. WE'RE GONNA BE SHOWN A STRING OF EMOJIS THAT REPRESENT A SONG 534 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:28,355 TITLE. THE FIRST PERSON TO HIT THIS BUZZER RIGHT HERE WITH THE 535 00:31:28,355 --> 00:31:32,726 CORRECT TITLE GETS A POINT WE'LL PLAY FIVE ROUNDS EACH ROUND IS HARDER AND HARDER 536 00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:34,260 AND WORTH MORE POINTS. >> WHOA. >> Jimmy: YOU READY FOR THIS 537 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:37,530 >> WHOA. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO LET'S SEE OUR FIRST SONGMOJI 538 00:31:37,530 --> 00:31:40,367 >> I'M FOCUSED >> Jimmy: OH >> WHAT? 539 00:31:40,367 --> 00:31:43,870 [ BEEPING WAIT, GUYS, THERE IS ACTUALLY A PROBLEM. 540 00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:48,575 I CAN'T SEE THAT FAR [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HAVE AN ADVANTAGE. 541 00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:50,310 >> I'M GONNA HAVE TO COME REALLY CLOSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL RIGHT 542 00:31:50,310 --> 00:31:52,846 >> SHOULD WE BOTH OF US JUST COME CLOSER? >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 543 00:31:52,846 --> 00:32:00,053 >> I'M SORRY I ACTUALLY CAN'T SEE THAT FAR. >> Jimmy: BEFORE WE -- BEFORE 544 00:32:00,053 --> 00:32:03,223 WE COME CLOSER, I'M GONNA NEED TO TAKE POINTS FOR THAT ONE. IT'S "WATERMELON SUGAR." 545 00:32:03,223 --> 00:32:05,859 >> OKAY, SEE THAT'S "WATERMELON SUGAR." >> Jimmy: IT'S HARRY 546 00:32:05,859 --> 00:32:08,361 [ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OKAY, NOW I CAN SEE 547 00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:10,063 SORRY. YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE 548 00:32:10,063 --> 00:32:11,765 GO ROUND TWO, THIS IS HARDER. >> 'KAY. 549 00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:13,600 OH, CAR -- DRIVE - [ BEEPING "DRIVER'S LICENSE. 550 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,436 >> Jimmy: OH OH, MY GOSH. HEY, NICE. 551 00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:18,872 * >> NOW, I CAN SEE. >> Jimmy: I'M ROOTING FOR YOU. 552 00:32:18,872 --> 00:32:21,574 >> I DEFINITELY NEED GLASSES >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 553 00:32:21,574 --> 00:32:23,677 HERE WE GO ME TOO >> OH, "WALKING ON SUNSHINE. 554 00:32:23,677 --> 00:32:25,078 [ BEEPING >> Jimmy: GOSH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 555 00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:26,713 HOLD ON! [ BELL DINGS ] HOLD ON! 556 00:32:26,713 --> 00:32:28,815 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. NEXT ONE >> AIRPLANE -- 557 00:32:28,815 --> 00:32:30,383 >> Jimmy: OH, "FIRST CLASS," "FIRST CLASS." [ BEEPING 558 00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:32,185 >> "FIRST CLASS. OH, THAT'S - [ BELL DINGS ] 559 00:32:32,185 --> 00:32:33,820 >> Jimmy: "NUMBER ONE AIRPLANE." [ APPLAUSE ] 560 00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:35,922 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. IS THIS IT IS THIS THE FINAL ONE? 561 00:32:35,922 --> 00:32:37,891 >> UH. >> Jimmy: WAIT >> THUMBS UP 562 00:32:37,891 --> 00:32:40,493 GOOD -- GOOD -- GOOD -- A. GOOD PRAYER. "LIVING ON A PRAYER. 563 00:32:40,493 --> 00:32:42,095 >> Jimmy: GOOD LETTER. GOOD LETTER -- >> GOOD LETTER - 564 00:32:42,095 --> 00:32:43,763 PRAYING ON A - THUMB -- >> Jimmy: UP - 565 00:32:43,763 --> 00:32:46,366 >> FINGER ON THE THUMB >> Jimmy: YES. >> "SHAPE OF YOU." 566 00:32:46,366 --> 00:32:48,101 >> Jimmy: YES AND PLEASE [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES - 567 00:32:48,101 --> 00:32:49,903 >> Jimmy: YES AND THANK YOU. >> WAIT. >> Jimmy: PLEASE AND THANK YOU 568 00:32:49,903 --> 00:32:52,305 >> GOOD JOB. GOOD A [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING 569 00:32:52,305 --> 00:32:54,708 >> "LIKE A PRAYER. >> SHAPE A [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING 570 00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:58,978 >> "LIKE A PRAYER. >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: WHAT 571 00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:01,281 [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING >> "LIKE A PRAYER. >> Jimmy: "LIKE A PRAYER!" 572 00:33:01,281 --> 00:33:03,116 NO, YOU -- [ BELL DINGS ] >> "LIKE A PRAYER. 573 00:33:03,116 --> 00:33:05,051 * [ BELL DINGS ] OH, MY GOD 574 00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:06,720 OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: YOU PRESSED THE BUZZER 575 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,822 CAMILA CABELLO, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE VOICE" AIRS MONDAYS AND 576 00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:10,357 TUESDAYS AT 8:00 P.M. HERE ON NBC. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 577 00:33:10,357 --> 00:33:14,194 STANDUP FROM IAN LARA. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 578 00:33:14,194 --> 00:33:33,213 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS HIS STANDUP SPECIAL, "ROMANTIC 579 00:33:33,213 --> 00:33:36,716 COMEDY," PREMIERING NOVEMBER 11th ON HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY 580 00:33:36,716 --> 00:33:40,186 11th ON HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY IAN LARA 581 00:33:41,888 --> 00:33:53,633 * >> OH, MAN 582 00:33:53,633 --> 00:33:55,735 THIS IS NICE THANK YOU, GUYS. IT'S REALLY NICE TO BE HERE. 583 00:33:55,735 --> 00:33:58,138 WE'RE APPROACHING MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR, DATING SEASON 584 00:33:58,138 --> 00:34:02,609 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN EVERYBODY EXCEPT YOU IS IN 585 00:34:02,609 --> 00:34:06,646 A HAPPY, COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP [ LAUGHTER ] 586 00:34:06,646 --> 00:34:08,415 I SEE SOME OF YOU GUYS IN HERE TONIGHT. YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS LOOK GOOD 587 00:34:08,415 --> 00:34:10,817 I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FUN OF YOU. I LIKE COUPLES 588 00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:12,886 I WANT TO BE IN A COUPLE [ LAUGHTER ] MY OWN 589 00:34:12,886 --> 00:34:16,389 I DON'T WANT TO JOIN YOUR COUPLE [ LAUGHTER ] 590 00:34:16,389 --> 00:34:18,058 YOU'VE GOT TO BE CLEAR ABOUT THAT NOW THERE'S PEOPLE OUT HERE BE IN 591 00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:21,227 A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP THEN THEY JUST WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO JOIN THEIR COUPLE. 592 00:34:21,227 --> 00:34:25,331 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THERE'S A WORD FOR THEM. WHAT DO YOU CALL THOSE PEOPLE 593 00:34:25,331 --> 00:34:27,200 THAT WANT TO DATE MULTIPLE PARTNERS MEN. 594 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:31,471 THAT'S THE WORD. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE STARTED THAT. 595 00:34:31,471 --> 00:34:35,075 THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM US. WE WAS DOING IT BEFORE IT WAS 596 00:34:35,075 --> 00:34:37,310 MAINSTREAM WOMEN CAN DO IT NOW TOO, THOUGH, NOW BECAUSE WOMEN ARE 597 00:34:37,310 --> 00:34:39,212 UP YOU KNOW, YOU LADIES, YOU GUYS -- YOU CONTROL DATING NOW 598 00:34:39,212 --> 00:34:44,484 WHICH IS FINE. I'M NOT UPSET. WE HAD A GOOD RUN. 599 00:34:44,484 --> 00:34:47,520 300,000 YEARS. IT WAS FUN [ LAUGHTER ] 600 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,358 YOU GOT TO GIVE US TIME TO ADJUST NOW, THOUGH A LOT OF NEW RULES WHEN IT 601 00:34:51,358 --> 00:34:53,693 COMES TO DATING. LIKE I JUST FOUND THIS OUT DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT WOMEN 602 00:34:53,693 --> 00:35:03,503 DON'T GET SAD AFTER BREAKUPS ANYMORE? [ LAUGHTER ] 603 00:35:03,503 --> 00:35:07,874 WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN [ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT YOU BROKE UP WITH 604 00:35:07,874 --> 00:35:09,342 A LADY, SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAD. THAT'S WHAT EVERY R&B SONG IN 605 00:35:09,342 --> 00:35:10,944 THE '90s SAID WAS GOING TO HAPPEN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 606 00:35:10,944 --> 00:35:12,612 YOU REMEMBER EVERY MARY J. BLIGE SONG HAD A GIRL CRYING UNDER A STAIRCASE OR IN 607 00:35:12,612 --> 00:35:14,347 A HALLWAY? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT WAS GOING HAPPEN WHEN I BROKE UP WITH 608 00:35:14,347 --> 00:35:17,417 SOMEBODY [ APPLAUSE ] BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS, THEY'LL 609 00:35:17,417 --> 00:35:21,654 LIE TO YOU THEY'LL BE LIKE, "DON'T WORRY, SHE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE 610 00:35:21,654 --> 00:35:26,793 YOU GOT TIME TO FIGURE IT OUT. SHE'LL BE RIGHT THERE. NOT ANYMORE. 611 00:35:26,793 --> 00:35:28,728 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU BREAK UP WITH A WOMAN NOW, SHE STARTS LIVING HER BEST LIFE 612 00:35:28,728 --> 00:35:34,067 IMMEDIATELY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NO 613 00:35:34,067 --> 00:35:38,905 NO IT'S RUDE. IT'S RUDE. 614 00:35:38,905 --> 00:35:42,208 I DON'T LIKE IT. YOU GET INTO AN ARGUMENT TONIGHT. 615 00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:45,145 IN THE MORNING SHE'S POSTING FROM BALI. LIKE WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME -- 616 00:35:45,145 --> 00:35:47,113 [ LAUGHTER ] -- TO FLY TO INDONESIA I WANTED TO WATCH THE GAME, YOU 617 00:35:47,113 --> 00:35:48,648 FLEW TO INDONESIA? [ LAUGHTER ] A FRIEND OF MINE IS GOING 618 00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:50,417 THROUGH A BREAKUP, AND SHE ASKED ME STRAIGHT UP SHE WAS LIKE, "WHY ARE MEN SO 619 00:35:50,417 --> 00:35:57,691 IMMATURE?" SO I GAVE HER AN HONEST ANSWER I WAS LIKE, "IT'S 'CAUSE WHEN 620 00:35:57,691 --> 00:35:59,192 IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS, WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE THIS STUFF OUT ON OUR OWN." 621 00:35:59,192 --> 00:36:05,265 THERE'S NOBODY WE CAN SPEAK TO THAT'S WHY IT TAKES US LONGER. YOU KNOW 622 00:36:05,265 --> 00:36:07,367 IT'S NICE TO HAVE SOMEBODY YOU CAN SPEAK TO WHEN YOU GOING THROUGH RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS, 623 00:36:07,367 --> 00:36:08,768 SOMEBODY TO GIVE YOU A CLEAR PERSPECTIVE. THAT'S NICE! 624 00:36:08,768 --> 00:36:17,844 YOU THINK WE DON'T WANT THAT BUT WHO WE GONE SPEAK TO MEN? 625 00:36:17,844 --> 00:36:20,580 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU EVER HAD A GOOD CONVERSATION WITH A MAN ABOUT 626 00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:24,951 ANYTHING [ LAUGHTER ] NOW REALLY THINK ABOUT THAT. 627 00:36:24,951 --> 00:36:27,887 JUGGLE YOUR MEMORY WHAT WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LEFT A CONVERSATION WITH AN ADULT 628 00:36:27,887 --> 00:36:29,289 MAN THINKING, "NAH, I'M GLAD I DID THAT HE UNDERSTOOD EXACTLY WHAT I 629 00:36:29,289 --> 00:36:36,196 WAS TALKING ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 630 00:36:36,196 --> 00:36:39,065 THIS WASN'T A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME MEN DON'T GIVE GOOD ADVICE 631 00:36:39,065 --> 00:36:42,869 I DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE, NO MAN IN HERE GIVES GOOD ADVICE 632 00:36:42,869 --> 00:36:47,674 AND IT'S NOT 'CAUSE WE'RE STUPID I DON'T LIKE THAT NARRATIVE. 633 00:36:47,674 --> 00:36:51,945 MEN ARE NOT STUPID WE'RE SELFISH. IT'S DIFFERENT 634 00:36:51,945 --> 00:36:54,981 [ LAUGHTER ] WE ONLY CARE ABOUT OURSELVES LIKE, YOU COME TALK TO ME ABOUT 635 00:36:54,981 --> 00:36:58,184 RELATIONSHIPS, I'LL TALK TO YOU. BUT I'MA BE HONEST WITH YOU. 636 00:36:58,184 --> 00:37:00,920 I'M A SINGLE GUY SINGLE GUYS, WE JUST WANT ALL OF OUR BOYS TO BE SINGLE WITH 637 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,190 US SO WE CAN RUN THE TOWN TOGETHER [ LAUGHTER ] 638 00:37:04,190 --> 00:37:07,027 SO YOU COME TALK TO ME, I MIGHT RUIN YOUR LIFE [ LAUGHTER ] 639 00:37:07,027 --> 00:37:09,429 I'M BEING HONEST ANY MINOR INCONVENIENCE, I'M LIKE, "DUDE, YOU DON'T NEED TO 640 00:37:09,429 --> 00:37:14,134 BE WITH HER. [ LAUGHTER ] THOSE KIDS ARE 6 AND 7 YEARS 641 00:37:14,134 --> 00:37:18,405 OLD. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE PRACTICALLY ADULTS 642 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:21,808 PACK YOUR BAGS IT'S WING NIGHT. WE'RE GOING OUT. 643 00:37:21,808 --> 00:37:24,744 YOU'RE 47. YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE THINKING ABOUT A FAMILY 644 00:37:24,744 --> 00:37:29,549 YOU HAVE TIME. SEE, WOMEN, YOU GUYS ARE GOOD AT ADVICE. 645 00:37:29,549 --> 00:37:32,519 'CAUSE Y'ALL HAVE COACHING Y'ALL GOT GUIDANCE YOU KNOW 646 00:37:32,519 --> 00:37:34,287 Y'ALL GOING THROUGH RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS, Y'ALL GET ON THE PHONE, YOU HAVE A 647 00:37:34,287 --> 00:37:37,057 A WHOLE TEAM OF WOMEN THAT WILL TAKE A WEEK OFF WORK AND MOVE INTO YOUR APARTMENT. 648 00:37:37,057 --> 00:37:39,092 [ LAUGHTER ] HAVE YOUR LIVING ROOM LOOKING LIKE THE PENTAGON WAR ROOM WITH 649 00:37:39,092 --> 00:37:40,794 TV MONITORS AND GRAPHS AND CHARTS ALL OVER THE LIVING ROOM SO THEY CAN DISSECT EVERY 650 00:37:40,794 --> 00:37:46,399 MESSAGE HE'S EVER SENT TO YOU, EVER THEN THEY'LL MOVE ON TO PHASE 651 00:37:46,399 --> 00:37:55,075 TWO. Y'ALL KNOW WHAT PHASE TWO IS IT'S A BRUNCH. 652 00:37:55,075 --> 00:37:57,877 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'LL SCHEDULE A SMALL BRUNCH 653 00:37:57,877 --> 00:38:00,914 THAT'S WHAT THEY'LL CALL IT. "A SMALL BRUNCH. 67 WOMEN WILL SHOW UP TO A 654 00:38:00,914 --> 00:38:04,684 A RESTAURANT [ LAUGHTER ] ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON DRESSED 655 00:38:04,684 --> 00:38:09,356 LIKE THEY GOING TO THE MET GALA AND THAT'S WHERE THE REAL WORK 656 00:38:09,356 --> 00:38:13,593 GETS DONE. THEY'LL DECIDE AS A UNIT YOU THINK THEY'RE PARTYING 657 00:38:13,593 --> 00:38:16,529 THEY'RE NOT PARTYING THEY'RE HAVING A MEETING THAT'S WHAT A MEETING LOOKS 658 00:38:16,529 --> 00:38:18,031 LIKE AND THAT'S WHEN THEY DECIDE, WHEN YOU TEXT BACK, WHEN YOU 659 00:38:18,031 --> 00:38:20,834 DON'T TEXT BACK, WHEN YOU BLOCK HIM, WHEN YOU UNBLOCK HIM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 660 00:38:20,834 --> 00:38:22,802 NOW THEY'RE SO SOPHISTICATED, THESE WOMEN, THEY DON'T EVEN NEED TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT 661 00:38:22,802 --> 00:38:24,771 HIM. THEY JUST GOT TO KNOW TWO THINGS 662 00:38:24,771 --> 00:38:27,941 TWO THINGS THEY NEED TO KNOW THAT'S IT. WHEN'S HIS BIRTHDAY AND WHAT 663 00:38:27,941 --> 00:38:30,443 TIME HE WAS BORN THEY CAN TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HIS 664 00:38:30,443 --> 00:38:39,185 PERSONALITY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THESE WOMEN DON'T PLAY FAIR. 665 00:38:39,185 --> 00:38:40,920 THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS TELL MEN, "GUYS, LISTEN, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP TELLING WOMEN WHEN YOUR 666 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:46,526 REAL BIRTHDAY IS." [ LAUGHTER ] I'M SERIOUS. 667 00:38:46,526 --> 00:38:51,264 THEY RESEARCH IT THEY LEARN EVERYTHING THEY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU AND THEY'LL 668 00:38:51,264 --> 00:38:54,267 USE IT AGAINST YOU DON'T TELL THEM. YOU GOT TO DO WHAT I DO. 669 00:38:54,267 --> 00:38:56,536 I DON'T TELL WOMEN MY REAL BIRTHDAY I'LL ASK YOU WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY 670 00:38:56,536 --> 00:38:58,538 IS THEN I'LL GO ON GOOGLE AND I'LL LOOK UP THE BEST MATCH WITH 671 00:38:58,538 --> 00:39:01,741 YOUR BIRTHDAY. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN I'LL PRETEND THAT'S MY 672 00:39:01,741 --> 00:39:04,778 BIRTHDAY EVERY TIME WE GET INTO AN ARGUMENT I'M LIKE, "I DON'T 673 00:39:04,778 --> 00:39:08,915 KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. THE STARS SAY WE BELONG TOGETHER, SO." 674 00:39:08,915 --> 00:39:14,020 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'M IAN LARA YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN FANTASTIC 675 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:22,796 THANK YOU GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 676 00:39:22,796 --> 00:39:27,033 >> Jimmy: IAN LARA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "ROMANTIC COMEDY" PREMIERES 677 00:39:27,033 --> 00:39:29,035 NOVEMBER 11TH ON HBO MAX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK 678 00:39:29,035 --> 00:39:48,188 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GREAT SET 679 00:39:48,188 --> 00:39:53,426 I JUST WANT TO SAY, YOU'RE WEARING THE PINK THERE IN HONOR. 680 00:39:53,426 --> 00:39:56,162 >> YEAH. BECAUSE OCTOBER IS BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH 681 00:39:56,162 --> 00:40:00,100 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND LAST SPRING, MY MOM GOT DIAGNOSED WITH BREAST CANCER 682 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:07,741 AND UNFORTUNATELY, SHE PASSED LAST OCTOBER SHE ACTUALLY PASSED WITH COLON 683 00:40:07,741 --> 00:40:10,610 CANCER BUT THROUGH THE SCREENING OF BREAST CANCER, THEY FOUND THE 684 00:40:10,610 --> 00:40:13,980 COLON CANCER SO, ANY OPPORTUNITY I GET, I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO GET 685 00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:16,816 TESTED AND GET SCREENED. AND YOU GUYS, ENCOURAGE YOUR PARENTS TO DO IT, TOO, BECAUSE 686 00:40:16,816 --> 00:40:19,786 I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH 687 00:40:19,786 --> 00:40:21,654 VERY PROUD OF YOU TONIGHT. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: YOU WERE AWESOME, 688 00:40:21,654 --> 00:40:23,490 BUDDY. MY THANKS AGAIN TO IAN LARA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 689 00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:26,126 DWAYNE JOHNSON, CAMILA CABELLO AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, 690 00:40:26,126 --> 00:40:27,861 PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 691 00:40:27,861 --> 00:40:30,930 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY