1 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,313 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:19,986 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,986 --> 00:00:23,923 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - TREVOR NOAH. 4 00:00:23,923 --> 00:00:28,194 ANTONI POROWSKI. ANDREA CAMPOS. MUSICAL GUEST, LIL BABY. 5 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:36,836 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1730 6 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:42,042 >> Questlove: 1730 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:55,955 * 8 00:00:55,955 --> 00:01:06,566 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! 9 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:13,573 THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RIGHT BACK AT YOU, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:17,811 ENJOY YOURSELF, ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 11 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:22,849 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:22,849 --> 00:01:27,120 GUYS, IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW. THE MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL 13 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:31,257 PLAYOFFS ARE UNDERWAY. TOMORROW, THE MOVIE "HALLOWEEN ENDS" COMES OUT. 14 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:34,227 [ CHEERS ] THIS WEEK, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP MADE FRAUDULENT CLAIMS 15 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:41,968 THAT OTHER EX-PRESIDENTS STOLE DOCUMENTS, AS WELL [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:45,238 AND BURGER KING JUST DEBUTED A A GHOST PEPPER WHOPPER WITH AN ORANGE BUN 17 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:47,874 I MEAN, THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 18 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:50,910 SO LET'S JUMP IN AND COVER IT ALL AT ONCE. IT'S TIME FOR A NEWS SMASH 19 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:58,251 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP. 20 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:00,053 HE'S SPREADING MADE-UP STORIES THAT OBAMA, CLINTON, AND THE BUSHES ALL STOLE CLASSIFIED 21 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:05,158 DOCUMENTS. MAN, THIS GUY JUST WILL NOT GO AWAY 22 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:08,762 TRUMP IS BASICALLY THE REAL-LIFE VERSION OF - MICHAEL MYERS. 23 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:15,101 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "HALLOWEEN ENDS" IS THE 13th MOVIE IN THE FRANCHISE 24 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:18,371 IF YOU WATCHED THEM ALL IN A A ROW, IT WOULD TAKE 20 HOURS, WHICH IS BASICALLY THE LENGTH 25 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:22,308 OF - A BASEBALL GAME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 26 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:27,547 THE PLAYOFFS ARE HERE, BUT THE METS ALREADY GOT KNOCKED OUT THEIR FANS ARE SICK ABOUT IT 27 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:29,949 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WILL MAKE YOU SICK? BURGER KING'S GHOST PEPPER 28 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:35,855 WHOPPER WITH AN ORANGE BUN [ LAUGHTER ] THAT THING AIN'T NATURAL 29 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:38,158 I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHY WOULD YOU WANT A BUN THAT'S FREAKISHLY - 30 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:47,767 ORANGE [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 31 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:49,636 TRUMP'S GOTTEN HIMSELF INTO TROUBLE, AND RATHER THAN TELL THE TRUTH, HE JUST KEEPS 32 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:53,106 TELLING -- WHOPPERS [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,308 IT'S GOT GHOST PEPPERS IN THE CHEESE THIS THING IS SO SPICY, IT'S 34 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:59,479 GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU THE - RUNS [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:02,115 THEY ARE WHAT YOU NEED IN THE PLAYOFFS WITHOUT THEM, YOU'LL LOSE GAMES 36 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:05,485 AND GET -- ELIMINATED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 37 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:09,956 MICHAEL MYERS IS A SYMBOL OF HALLOWEEN, AND NOTHING SAYS HALLOWEEN MORE THAN -- 38 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:12,258 A PUMPKIN. [ LAUGHTER ] AT THIS POINT -- 39 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:14,361 [ APPLAUSE ] AT THIS POINT, TRUMP CAN'T EVEN FIND A GOOD LAWYER 40 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:18,598 EVERYONE THAT HE TEXTS JUST -- GHOSTS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:20,900 THOSE PEPPERS WILL MESS YOU UP IF YOUR FAMILY EATS THOSE, YOU'LL ALL BE FEELING IT IN 42 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:23,970 YOUR - ENDS [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:27,140 SO IN CONCLUSION, CRACK OF THE BAT. DON'T EAT THAT 44 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:31,511 LOOK WHO'S BACK. DUDE IS WHACK. THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWS SMASH. 45 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:37,951 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: AS I MENTIONED, THIS 46 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,652 WEEKEND, "HALLOWEEN ENDS," WHICH IS THE 13th AND FINAL MOVIE IN THE "HALLOWEEN" 47 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:45,158 FRANCHISE, HITS THEATERS YOU COULD TELL MICHAEL MYERS IS GETTING OLD, 'CAUSE IN THIS 48 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:50,196 FINAL FILM, HE RUNS FOR PRESIDENT. [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:51,965 YOU CAN TELL MICHAEL MYERS IS GETTING OLD BECAUSE HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO CUT HIS PEOPLE FOR 50 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:57,103 HIM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, "HALLOWEEN ENDS" 51 00:03:57,103 --> 00:04:02,075 IS ABOUT TO HIT THEATERS - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A SLOW ONE, BUT YOU GET 52 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,612 IT YEAH, EVENTUALLY - [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,747 EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE END OF MICHAEL MYERS, THEY'RE ALREADY CONSIDERING SOME SPINOFFS THAT 54 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:11,084 SOUND JUST AS TERRIFYING FOR EXAMPLE, THERE'S "HALLOWEEN: YOUR PARENTS JUST 55 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:16,690 JOINED TIKTOK. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN THERE'S "HALLOWEEN: THE 56 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:23,430 DOMINO'S TRACKER SAYS YOUR PIZZA ARRIVED, BUT IT HASN'T!" [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:26,700 NEXT IS "HALLOWEEN: ACCIDENTLY CLICKING A LINK ON A SPAM EMAIL. 58 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,769 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S HOPE THAT'S ALL RIGHT. NEXT THERE'S "HALLOWEEN: TEXT 59 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:36,343 FROM BAE THAT SAYS, 'CAN WE TALK?'" [ AUDIENCE OHS ] NEXT THERE'S "HALLOWEEN: USING 60 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:39,512 A PORT-A-POTTY AT AN OUTDOOR CONCERT. [ LAUGHTER ] 61 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:43,216 AHOS IT JUST DOESN'T WORK. NEXT THERE'S "HALLOWEEN: CUTTING YOUR BANGS... TOO 62 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:47,120 SHORT! OH, NO [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,789 AND FINALLY, THERE'S "HALLOWEEN: THE NEWS." THERE -- EXACTLY 64 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:56,162 IT'S SCARY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SWITCHING GEARS, YOU GUYS SEE 65 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:58,565 THIS YESTERDAY ON FOX BUSINESS, THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT INFLATION, 66 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:01,901 AND ONE OF THE CONTRIBUTORS HAD A PRETTY WILD COMPLAINT. WATCH THIS 67 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:03,069 A PRETTY WILD COMPLAINT. WATCH THIS THIS IS REAL 68 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:05,638 >> YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW BAD INFLATION IS 69 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,207 YESTERDAY, YES, I HAD A NICE LUNCH AT TACO BELL COST ME ABOUT $28 AT TACO BELL 70 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:11,244 FOR LUNCH. >> WAIT A MINUTE YOU SPENT $28 AT TACO BELL FOR 71 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:15,048 JUST YOURSELF? [ LAUGHTER ] >> FOR LUNCH, YEAH 72 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:18,184 IT'S TRUE. >> REALLY? >> OKAY. 73 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:21,154 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] THE ONLY WAY TACO BELL COSTS 74 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:26,826 $28, IS IF YOU INCLUDE THE WEED YOU BUY IN THE PARKING LOT [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:33,166 THAT IS ABSOLUTELY - [ APPLAUSE ] SERIOUSLY, IF YOU ATE $28 WORTH 76 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,136 OF TACO BELL, YOU WOULDN'T BE ON TV, YOU WOULD BE ON A A STRETCHER. 77 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:39,172 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HEY, GUYS, I READ THAT SUBWAY 78 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:43,243 SAID THAT THEY'VE -- ARE NOW EXPERIENCING RECORD SETTING SALES. 79 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:46,946 YEP, SUBWAY IS DOING GREAT THE CEO IS LIKE, "TAKE THAT, REAL TUNA. 80 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:52,185 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE LOVES TIKTOK, BUT SOMETIMES YOU DON'T 81 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,787 HAVE TIME TO WATCH A WHOLE VIDEO THAT YOU WANT TO SKIP RIGHT TO THE GOOD PART 82 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,488 WELL, IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU'RE WATCHING A VIDEO, YOU CAN SKIP 83 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:59,693 FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU'RE WATCHING A VIDEO, YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART. 84 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:12,405 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 85 00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:15,108 >> Jimmy: LET ME GIVE YOU ANOTHER EXAMPLE. YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART 86 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:20,146 OH, NO >> Jimmy: AND GO RIGHT TO THIS 87 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:27,187 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 88 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,055 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART 89 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:32,525 * THIS IS HOW WE DO IT * 90 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:37,931 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, DUDE, GET READY, GET READY, GET READY, GET 91 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:41,468 READY, GET READY, GET READY, GET READY. AND GO RIGHT TO THIS PART. 92 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:52,345 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO SEE IT 93 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,480 >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN? >> Questlove: PLEASE, PLEASE 94 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:59,652 [ LAUGHTER ] 95 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:04,124 >> Jimmy: THE BALANCE ON THAT KID! THE BALANCE. 96 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:09,529 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, PRINCE WILLIAM HAS BEEN DECROWNED AS 97 00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:15,168 THE WORLD'S SEXIEST BALD MAN BY VIN DIESEL [ AUDIENCE OOHS 98 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,103 AND VIN DIESEL ACTUALLY COMMENTED ON IT. LISTEN TO THIS 99 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:24,778 IT'S AN HONOR TO BE THE WORLD'S BALDEST SEXY MAN AND MUCH RESPECT TO PRINCE 100 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,347 WILLIAM FROM "LORD OF THE RINGS. IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY, PRINCE 101 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:31,618 WILLIAM, BECAUSE YOU STILL HAVE THE ROYAL FAMILY AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE 102 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:35,055 IMPORTANT THAN FAMILY. [ LAUGHTER ] THE ROYAL FAMILY IS JUST LIKE 103 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:41,494 OUR FAMILY THE KING IS THE DAD. THE PRINCESS IS THE DAUGHTER 104 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:47,534 THE DUKE IS LIKE LUDACRIS. THE GUARDS WITH THE BIG, FLUFFY HATS ARE LIKE THEIR AUNTS. 105 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:53,239 AND THE HORSE AND THE CARRIAGE IS THEIR CAR, AND CARS GO FAST "FAST AND FURIOUS: HORSE AND 106 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:59,112 BUGGY DRIFT," IN THEATERS TOMORROW [ APPLAUSE ] 107 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:05,552 >> Jimmy: I THINK HE'S LOST HIS MIND WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT 108 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:08,188 AND FINALLY, A FRENCH AUTOMAKER JUST UNVEILED A NEW ONE-PASSENGER ELECTRIC VEHICLE 109 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:11,458 THAT RIDES ON THREE WHEELS AND CAN BE DRIVEN WITHOUT A LICENSE. 110 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:14,728 HERE IT IS LOOK AT THIS OH, YEAH 111 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:18,231 YEAH, IT'S CALLED LE DEATHTRAP [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 112 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:24,137 TREVOR NOAH IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ANTONI POROWSKI IS ON THE SHOW 113 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:28,608 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ILLUSTRATOR OF MY NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK, "CON POLLO," 114 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:33,446 ANDREA CAMPOS IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM LIL BABY 115 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:35,482 LET'S GO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES. COME ON, LET'S GO. 116 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:48,962 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 117 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,264 >> Jimmy: IT IS THE END OF THE WEEK, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL 118 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,366 STUFF. I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN EMAILS, AND OF COURSE, I SEND 119 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:59,673 OUT "THANK YOU NOTES." I WAS JUST WONDERING, CAN I -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 120 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,608 THANK YOU SO MUCH. I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE OUT SOME "THANK YOU NOTES" RIGHT NOW. 121 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:07,313 JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE [ NO MUSIC ] 122 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:10,717 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * [ LAUGHTER ] 123 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:16,723 YEAH, IT ALWAYS WORKS BETTER WHEN YOU TURN YOUR KEYBOARD ON [ LAUGHTER ] 124 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:22,529 ALWAYS SOUNDS BETTER WHEN YOU TURN THE KEYBOARD ON, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 125 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:27,334 * THANK YOU, SNOOP DOGG RELEASING THC-INFUSED FUNYUNS. 126 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:31,371 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THOUGH IF YOU'RE EATING FUNYUNS, YOU'RE PROBABLY 127 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:43,283 ALREADY THC-INFUSED. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 128 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,151 [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU, CAULDRONS, FOR MEANING YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET ONE 129 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:51,691 OF TWO THINGS -- A DEADLY POTION OR TABLESIDE GUAC OH, YEAH 130 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:58,598 [ APPLAUSE ] YEAH, COOL * 131 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:03,737 THANK YOU, META'S NEW QUEST PRO VR HEADSET, FOR MAKING EVERYONE LOOK LIKE MY GRANDMA IN 132 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:16,950 BOCA RATON [ APPLAUSE ] * 133 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,718 THANK YOU, JUICE PRESS IN MY KITCHEN, FOR LETTING EVERYONE KNOW THERE WAS ONE DAY LAST 134 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:25,592 YEAR WHEN I THOUGHT I WOULD GET INTO JUICING [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 135 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:31,498 I'M GOING TO DO THIS EVERY DAY I'M GOING TO DO THIS EVERY DAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 136 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:35,035 * THANK YOU, TRICK OR TREATING, FOR BEING THE ONLY TIME YOU CAN 137 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:39,906 KNOCK ON A STRANGER'S DOOR, VAGUELY THREATEN THEM, AND EXPECT CANDY IN RETURN 138 00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:50,083 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * THANK YOU, OPENING A BOTTLE OF 139 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:56,956 WINE ALONE, FOR BEING NO PROBLEM WHATSOEVER AND THANK YOU, OPENING UP 140 00:10:56,956 --> 00:11:01,661 A BOTTLE OF WINE IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE FOR BEING THE MOST STRESSFUL MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 141 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,165 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYONE. THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES 142 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,233 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TREVOR NOAH, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK 143 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:15,809 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: YOU KIND OF SHOCKED 144 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:18,945 THE WORLD. YOU SHOCKED ME, AT LEAST A COUPLE WEEKS AGO YOU 145 00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:21,781 ANNOUNCED THAT YOU'RE LEAVING "THE DAILY SHOW. >> RIGHT, YES. 146 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:24,284 >> Jimmy: AND THAT YOUR LAST SHOW IS DECEMBER 8th >> THAT IS INDEED CORRECT. 147 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:27,854 SHOW IS DECEMBER 8th >> THAT IS INDEED CORRECT. >> Jimmy: UH, WHY? 148 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:51,177 SHOW." HE'S ALSO THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF A NEW DOCUSERIES 149 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:55,749 CALLED "THE TURNING POINT" THAT PREMIERES ON OCTOBER 23rd AT 10:00 P.M. ON MSNBC. 150 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,917 10:00 P.M. ON MSNBC. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME TREVOR NOAH. 151 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:14,334 * 152 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:18,938 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S TREVOR NOAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 153 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:26,680 YOU GOT A STANDING OVATION THEY LOVE YOU THERE, BUD >> WHAT'S GOING ON 154 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,416 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, BUDDY. IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU. WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. 155 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,085 >> WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT >> Jimmy: WE REALLY DO >> FIRST OF ALL, THE BEARD 156 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,888 YOU'RE LOOKING HANDSOME, CAN I JUST SAY >> Jimmy: AW, NO, STOP 157 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,756 >> NO, I MEAN IT IT'S NICE. IT'S LIKE, I CAN'T GROW 158 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,558 A BEARD, SO WHENEVER I SEE SOMEBODY DO IT, I'M JUST -- I, LIKE, CHEER FROM THE RAFTERS 159 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:41,327 [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU GO, JIMMY!" >> Jimmy: YES, THIS TOOK ME SIX 160 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,096 MONTHS TO DO IT. >> I CAN'T EVEN DO IT. >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON, YOU'RE 161 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,699 A STUD >> HOW HAVE YOU BEEN I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE, 162 00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:48,234 MAN. >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU, BUDDY. 163 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,503 YEAH, I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. >> YES, YES. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING 164 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,605 HERE YOU KIND OF SHOCKED THE WORLD. YOU SHOCKED ME AT LEAST 165 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,441 A COUPLE WEEKS AGO YOU ANNOUNCED THAT YOU'RE LEAVING "THE DAILY SHOW. 166 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:58,611 >> RIGHT, YES. >> Jimmy: AND THAT YOUR LAST SHOW IS DECEMBER 8th 167 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,448 >> THAT IS INDEED CORRECT. >> Jimmy: WHY? >> UM. 168 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,850 WHY NOT? [ LAUGHTER ] NO, YOU KNOW WHAT -- YOU KNOW 169 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,819 WHAT I THINK IT'S FUNNY HOW PEOPLE ASK IT, LIKE, PEOPLE ASK YOU THIS 170 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:10,090 QUESTION AS IF YOU'RE TELLING THEM BAD NEWS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 171 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,726 >> YOU KNOW, AND I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT I THINK -- I THINK EVERYBODY HAS GONE 172 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:18,298 THROUGH A PERIOD OF LOOKING AT THEIR LIVES. YOU KNOW, EVERY SINGLE PERSON. 173 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,134 WE WERE -- WE'RE IN OUR APARTMENTS FOR TWO YEARS YOU KNOW, THE WORLD CHANGED. 174 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:25,638 WE EXPERIENCED COLLECTIVE GRIEF. I THINK IF YOU DON'T LOOK AT 175 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,407 YOUR LIFE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO DO DIFFERENTLY, THEN YOU HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED 176 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:32,379 WHAT WE'VE ALL EXPERIENCED, YOU KNOW AND SO I THINK OF THIS AS 177 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,248 A JOYOUS THING, YOU KNOW I LIVED THROUGH A CRAZY TIME I SHARED IT WITH PEOPLE WHO 178 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:39,486 WERE KIND ENOUGH TO SHARE IT WITH ME. WE WENT THROUGH SOMETHING, AND 179 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,555 WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE I DON'T TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED ANYMORE. 180 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,924 I DON'T BELIEVE THAT LIFE IS A A GIVEN. I DON'T ASSUME THAT THINGS WILL 181 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,794 COME TO ME AND SO, YOU KNOW, I JUST GO, LIKE, "THIS IS -- THIS IS IT 182 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,630 THIS IS TIME." AND LEAVE -- WHEN PEOPLE SAY "WHY ARE YOU LEAVING?" 183 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,766 'CAUSE IMAGINE IF IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND I GO, LIKE, "I'M LEAVING," AND 184 00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:55,135 THEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH." [ LAUGHTER ] 185 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:58,304 >> Jimmy: "IT'S ABOUT TIME." >> I THINK -- YEAH, LIKE, LEAVE -- LEAVE WHEN -- 186 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,573 >> Jimmy: LEAVE WHEN PEOPLE GO, "WHY?" >> YEAH. 187 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,676 YEAH >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. >> LEAVE WHEN IT'S STILL GOOD. 188 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,744 LEAVE WHEN YOU'RE STILL LOVED, LEAVE WHEN YOU STILL HAVE THE ENERGY TO ENJOY IT 189 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,613 I STILL HAVE THREE MONTHS TO HAVE A TON OF FUN WITH EVERYBODY AT THE SHOW. 190 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,581 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I'M GONNA DO THAT >> Jimmy: DO YOU -- DO YOU HAVE 191 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,317 PLANS ON WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO NEXT, OR -- >> EVERYTHING. 192 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,354 EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING >> EVERYTHING. 193 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,957 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GONNA GET DRUMMING LESSONS FROM QUEST 194 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,060 >> Jimmy: YEAH, QUEST. >> YOU KNOW THIS WE'RE GETTING OUR DRUMMING 195 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,228 LESSONS GOING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE, YEAH, HE'LL JOIN YOU 196 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,964 >> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT I -- I'M SO EXCITED TO DO EVERYTHING 197 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:28,468 I DIDN'T GET TO TRAVEL AS MUCH DOING STANDUP AROUND THE WORLD I'M EXCITED TO DO -- 198 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,437 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I USED TO GO TO A COUNTRY AND I WOULD BE THERE FOR WEEKS 199 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:33,807 ON END I WOULD LEARN PARTS OF THE LANGUAGE, I WOULD LEARN ABOUT 200 00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:36,676 THE CULTURE, I WOULD DO A SHOW BASED AROUND THAT. I'M GONNA GET BACK TO DOING 201 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,845 THAT PRODUCING, YOU KNOW? JUST, LIKE, WORKING BEHIND THE 202 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,581 CAMERA - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WORKING ON DIFFERENT IDEAS, 203 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,149 YOU KNOW GOING BACK HOME, SPENDING MORE TIME WITH FAMILY IN 204 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:47,921 SOUTH AFRICA EVERYTHING IS WHAT I'M GONNA BE DOING. 205 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:51,758 >> Jimmy: STANDUP IS - >> THIS SHOW IS HARD, JIMMY. WE'RE HERE EVERY DAY, JIMMY. 206 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,927 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL - 207 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,895 >> DO I NEED TO TELL YOU THIS, JIMMY? >> Jimmy: NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO 208 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,298 TELL ME. >> WHY AREN'T YOU LEAVING, JIMMY? 209 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:01,134 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S HARD. 210 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,669 >> Jimmy: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TONIGHT >> NO, DON'T DO IT 211 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,505 [ DRUMROLL ] NO, THEY'LL BLAME ME THEY'LL BLAME -- DON'T -- DON'T 212 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,374 YOU -- YOU STOP PLAYING THOSE DRUMS, NOW! 213 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,708 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, THE "BLACK PANTHER" SEQUEL IS 214 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,944 COMING OUT SOON. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND I DON'T KNOW IF 215 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:14,280 A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THIS, BUT YOU WERE IN THE ORIGINAL "BLACK PANTHER." 216 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,682 >> I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE THIS >> Jimmy: YES. 217 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,952 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THESE ARE RUMORS THAT I'VE BEEN TOLD. 218 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,720 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, THIS IS A REAL THING >> I DON'T KNOW, I THINK PEOPLE 219 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,123 JUST ASSUME, BECAUSE IT'S LIKE WAKANDA, IT'S FROM AFRICA, I'M FROM AFRICA. 220 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,759 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO >> AND PEOPLE ARE JUST LIKE, 221 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,827 "YOU WERE THERE. I'M LIKE, "NO, I WAS IN AFRICA." 222 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,462 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S SIMILAR BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME 223 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,632 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT WAKANDA, YEAH THE A.I. - 224 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,135 >> I'M THE VOICE OF GRIOT, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE -- 225 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,537 THAT'S - >> I'M BASICALLY -- IT'S LIKE AFRICAN SIRI, THAT'S WHAT I AM 226 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,707 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ESSENTIALLY WHAT I'M DOING. 227 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:43,243 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU MADE IT. DID YOU -- DID YOU JUST TELL 228 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:48,915 EVERY SINGLE HUMAN THAT YOU KNEW ON THIS PLANET THAT YOU WERE IN "BLACK PANTHER"? 229 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,217 AND YOU'RE LIKE, "DUDE, I'M IN THE BIGGEST MOVIE EVER." >> NO. 230 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:54,621 NO, YOU KNOW WHY BECAUSE I HATE SPOILERS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 231 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,791 >> AND SO I WOULDN'T SPOIL IT EVEN FOR MY FRIENDS TO LET THEM KNOW THAT I'M DOING A -- 232 00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,393 I DON'T -- I GENUINELY DON'T -- I DON'T WATCH TRAILERS, FOR INSTANCE 233 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,495 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T? >> NO, I HATE TRAILERS >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU DON'T 234 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,432 WANT TO KNOW >> NO, LIKE, I LIKE GETTING INTO THE MOVIE AND NOT KNOWING 235 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:10,136 WHAT'S COMING, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN, NOT ANTICIPATING A A SCENE, NOT THINKING ABOUT -- 236 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,038 SOMETIMES THEY'LL PUT A THING -- HAVE YOU NOTICED THEY'LL PUT A THING IN THE 237 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,274 TRAILER THAT'S NOT IN THE MOVIE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 238 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,042 AND SOMETIMES YOU WAIT FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 239 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:19,079 YOU'RE LIKE, "WHERE'S THE THING? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 240 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,614 >> Jimmy: "NO, ON THE TRAILER YOU DID THE THING. >> "YEAH, BUT THE TRAILER -- 241 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,883 THE TRAILER HAD -- >> Jimmy: "WHERE HE'S HOLDING UP THE BABY'S -- 242 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,852 >> "THERE'S A MOMENT --" >> Jimmy: "-- HE'S WEARING THE BABY'S COAT AND HE'S --" 243 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,388 >> THEN THERE'S NO -- THERE'S NO BABY'S COAT [ LAUGHTER ] 244 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:32,192 SO, UH, NO, I -- >> Jimmy: THAT'D BE A GOOD SCENE. 245 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,127 >> I ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE OF GOING TO THE MOVIES, SITTING THERE WITH MY POPCORN, AND NOT 246 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,428 KNOWING WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN, AND THEN JUST -- JUST ENJOYING IT 247 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,330 GO, YOU KNOW - >> Jimmy: I'M GONNA DO THAT. I WANNA DO THAT WITH YOU 248 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,299 >> GO ALONG FOR THE RIDE WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN 249 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,167 >> Jimmy: LET'S JUST GO -- LET'S JUST GO SEE A RANDOM MOVIE THAT WE -- NEITHER ONE OF 250 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,136 US KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN >> I DO THAT ALL THE TIME. 251 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,972 YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME. >> Jimmy: REALLY I WILL COME WITH YOU 252 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,674 I CANNOT WAIT. >> IT'S A LOT OF FUN >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU PROBABLY 253 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,244 WON'T TELL ME NOW, BUT ARE YOU IN THE NEW "BLACK PANTHER? [ LAUGHTER ] 254 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:54,180 OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 255 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,249 WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME? YOU JUST EXPLAINED TO ME THAT YOU DON'T LIKE SPOILERS. 256 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,318 >> I'M JUST SAYING YOU SHOULD WATCH IT >> Jimmy: I -- I AM GONNA WATCH 257 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:01,187 IT I'M GONNA -- YEAH. I'LL WATCH IT? 258 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,156 DO YOU WANT ME TO WATCH IT OR LISTEN TO IT >> YOU SHOULD -- 259 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,225 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BOTH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 260 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,293 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> IT'D BE WEIRD IF YOU ONLY WATCH. 261 00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,496 IF YOU JUST COME INTO MOVIES WITH YOUR HEADPHONES >> Jimmy: IF I'M GOING FOR YOUR 262 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,231 VOICE, I DUNNO I WANTED TO ASK YOU, BECAUSE THIS MADE ME REALLY LAUGH. 263 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,433 HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GET INTO IT OR DON'T GET INTO IT 264 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:19,205 >> I LOVE HALLOWEEN. IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET INTO IT, BECAUSE -- FOR THOSE WHO 265 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,074 ARE FROM AFRICA, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT -- HALLOWEEN IS NOT SOMETHING WE REALLY 266 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,476 CELEBRATE THERE. BECAUSE MY PARENTS, MY MOM, MY GRANDM -- EVERYONE, THEY JUST 267 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:29,282 GO, "THAT'S WITCHCRAFT." >> Jimmy: AH WELL, YEAH 268 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:32,118 >> SO IF I WAS LIKE, "AH, I'M GONNA DRESS UP AS THE DEVIL," MY MOM WAS LIKE, "THEN I WILL 269 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:33,520 SEND YOU TO HELL." [ LAUGHTER ] SO - 270 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,954 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THERE WAS NO -- >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT 271 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:38,358 TRICK-OR-TREAT >> SO IT'S SOMETHING THAT I GOT INTO IN AMERICA. 272 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,760 >> Jimmy: IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT -- >> AND I'M IN NOW. 273 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,163 I'M IN, I'M ENJOYING IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING -- 274 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,198 ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS YOU'VE EVER DONE LAST YEAR YOU DRESSED AS -- YOU 275 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:49,369 WENT AS THE WEEKND >> I DID INDEED. >> Jimmy: YEAH 276 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:52,238 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND IT WAS SO CONVINCING - >> I DID INDEED. 277 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,275 THAT'S -- THAT'S ME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ME. 278 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:59,446 I MEAN - >> Jimmy: I KNOW IT'S YOU. >> YEAH. 279 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,047 >> Jimmy: BUT IT WAS SO CONVINCING YOU TOLD ME THAT PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT YOU 280 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,249 ACTUALLY WERE THE WEEKND >> CAN I TELL YOU? THIS IS ONE OF THE STRANGEST 281 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,286 EXPERIENCES I'VE EVER HAD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE I KNOW THE WEEKND AND I 282 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,254 LOOK SIMILAR FROM CERTAIN ANGLES THE JOKE I HAVE WITH HIM, IS I 283 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:11,124 GO, "I'M THE WEEKDAY," RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 284 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:14,461 >> AND SO -- AND SO -- [ APPLAUSE ] I DECIDED FOR HALLOWEEN, I WAS 285 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,464 LIKE, "AH, WHAT'S EASY WHAT'S --" I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS GREAT 286 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,332 I'M JUST GONNA GO AS HIM," RIGHT? >> Jimmy: COURSE 287 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:23,036 >> AND I'M WALKING DOWNTOWN IN NEW YORK IT'S HALLOWEEN 288 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:28,074 EVERYONE IS DRESSED UP AS OTHER THINGS SOMEONE SCREAMS, "THE WEEKND!" 289 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,143 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO I GO, "YEAH, THAT'S THE OUTFIT 290 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:34,214 I GET IT." THEN SHE'S LIKE, "CAN I GET A SELFIE, THE WEEKND?" 291 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,917 AND I WAS LIKE, "WAIT, YOU THINK I AM THE WEEKND? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 292 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,786 SHE'S LIKE, "YOU'RE THE WEEKND." WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 293 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,188 THEN I SAY, "I'M NOT THE WEEKND." SHE'S LIKE, "YOU'RE LYING, I 294 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:43,590 RECOGNIZE YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "WAIT. 295 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:47,527 WHY -- SO WHY WOULD THE WEEKND BE THE WEEKND FOR HALLOWEEN? >> Jimmy: -- HALLOWEEN 296 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,163 [ LAUGHTER ] >> "HOW DOES THIS WORK?" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 297 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,767 >> Jimmy: HE WOULDN'T DRESS -- >> "WHAT IS -- WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? 298 00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,835 AND THEN -- AND THEN SHE GOT ANGRY. SHE GOT ANGRY. 299 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,071 I WAS LIKE, "I'M NOT --" SHE'S LIKE, "DON'T LIE STOP LYING 300 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:01,541 JUST TAKE A PHOTO. I LOVE YOUR -- 'I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE WHEN I'M 301 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,810 WITH YOU.'" >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I WAS LIKE, "I'M NOT -- I'M 302 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,478 NOT THE WEEKND." SHE WAS LIKE, "WHY ARE YOU BEING LIKE THIS? 303 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,881 I SAID, "'CAUSE I'M NOT THE WEEKND." >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE 304 00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,482 WELL SHE'S LIKE, "I THOUGHT YOU WERE NICE. THEN I'M LIKE, "WELL, GUESS 305 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,818 THE WEEKND'S NOT NICE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. 306 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,653 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE -- NOW YOU'RE GIVING HIM A BAD NAME 307 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,854 >> YEAH. SO NOW I'M GONNA GO AS HIM EVERY YEAR 308 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:20,226 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE SHOULD GO AS HIMSELF AND HAVE ONE NIGHT OFF 309 00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:22,295 LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW PROTECT HERE, "THE TURNING POINT. 310 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,064 >> YES I'M VERY EXCITED >> Jimmy: THIS IS VERY, VERY 311 00:19:24,064 --> 00:19:29,836 INTERESTING. IT'S A BUNCH OF DOCUMENTARIES. IT'S ON MSNBC. 312 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,871 >> YES YES. >> Jimmy: AND THESE FILMS LOOK 313 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:35,542 AT ISSUES, LIKE CLIMATE CHANGE, VOTING RIGHTS. >> RIGHT 314 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,510 >> Jimmy: AND HOW DO YOU CHOOSE WHAT STORIES TO COVER WITH THESE? 315 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:43,950 >> WELL I'M -- I'M REALLY LUCKY THAT WE -- WE HAD A FANTASTIC TEAM THAT CAME TOGETHER TO 316 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:47,120 CREATE THIS IDEA, FOR LOOKING AT THE NEWS BEYOND JUST THE MOMENT THAT IT HAPPENS 317 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:51,691 YOU KNOW, I KNOW AMERICA LOVES THE TAKE OF THE DAY. I GET THAT 318 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:56,529 YOU KNOW, I DO A DAILY SHOW. BUT I SOMETIMES THINK THAT WE -- WE LOSE PERSPECTIVE IF WE 319 00:19:56,529 --> 00:20:01,201 DON'T THINK ABOUT THE WHYS AND THE HOWS THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY 320 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,137 HOW DOES IT AFFECT PEOPLE IN A A WAY THAT YOU DIDN'T CONSIDER HOW DO YOU EVEN SEPARATE 321 00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:10,610 YOURSELF FROM THE SURFACE ISSUE TO SPEAK ABOUT WHAT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING? 322 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:13,780 SO FOR INSTANCE, YOU KNOW, TALKING ABOUT POLARIZATION EVERYONE SAYS, "OH, AMERICA'S 323 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,749 POLARISED. EVERYBODY THINKS THIS, EVERYBODY THINKS THAT. 324 00:20:15,749 --> 00:20:17,584 BUT, YOU KNOW, FOR ONE OF THE DOCUMENTARIES, WE LOOK AT, DO YOU EVER CONSIDER WHAT IT'S 325 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,352 LIKE TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE ARE CONSUMING TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT VERSIONS 326 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:27,127 OF WHAT'S ON THE NEWS? YOU KNOW, EVERYONE GOES, "THIS IS MY REALITY," AND ANOTHER 327 00:20:27,127 --> 00:20:31,498 PERSON SAYS, "WELL, THIS IS MY REALITY. WHAT DOES THAT DO TO A COUNTRY 328 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,667 AND THAT'S WHAT WE LOOK AT IN ONE OF THOSE >> Jimmy: YEAH 329 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:38,071 >> YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN LUCKY ENOUGH, YOU KNOW, THAT THE -- THE DOCUMENTARIES ARE PRODUCED 330 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,340 AND DIRECTED BY SOME OF THE MOST AMAZING PEOPLE. FOR INSTANCE, LEONARDO DiCAPRIO 331 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,975 PRODUCES ONE OF THE DOCUMENTARIES THAT LOOKS AT CLIMATE CHANGE, AND HOW IT TIES 332 00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:46,546 PEOPLE'S LIVES TOGETHER. FOR INSTANCE, THE WILDFIRES IN PORTUGAL, HOW PEOPLE LIVES WERE 333 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:53,086 DESTROYED, HOW THEY FOUND EACH OTHER. BUT THEN ALSO HOW IT TIES INTO 334 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,921 A LARGER NARRATIVE OF HOW PEOPLE MOVE AROUND THE EARTH, AND WHY THEY MOVE AROUND THE 335 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,724 EARTH. >> Jimmy: AND HOW DID WE GET THERE, AND ALSO WHAT ARE WE 336 00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:01,661 LEARNING AND HOW ARE WE -- AND WHAT ARE WE CHANGING >> YEAH. 337 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,563 BUT JUST, WITHOUT -- YOU KNOW, A LOT OF THE TIME IT'S -- EVERYTHING IS ASSOCIATED WITH 338 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,231 BLAME. AND I THINK SOMETIMES IF WE HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT 339 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,067 IS, WITHOUT LOOKING AT, LIKE, WHO YOU WANT TO OR NOT WANT TO BLAME, YOU CAN JUST HAVE A 340 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:15,542 A DISCUSSION AROUND THE WHY. AND THEN YOU CAN GO FROM THERE >> Jimmy: THE FIRST ONE IS 341 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,945 CALLED "SHOUTING DOWN MIDNIGHT." >> YES 342 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,847 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THAT >> IT'S A REALLY, REALLY WONDERFUL LOOK AT HOW ONE 343 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:28,088 LAWMAKER, ONE PERSON, IN FACT, CAN GO ON TO CREATE, YOU KNOW, RIPPLES IN A POND. 344 00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:29,889 YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE WENDY DAVIS, WHO STOOD UP AND FILIBUSTERED A LAW THAT HAS AFFECTED SO MANY 345 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:36,429 MILLIONS OF WOMEN AROUND THIS COUNTRY. AND SHE DID IT IN HER STATE, IN 346 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:43,203 HER WORLD. AND THEN WHAT WE TRY TO SHOW YOU IS HOW THESE RIPPLES GO ON 347 00:21:43,203 --> 00:21:46,373 TO CREATE CHANGE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. AND IT BECOMES LESS ABOUT THAT 348 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,908 INCIDENT, AND MORE ABOUT HOW PEOPLE CAN CREATE MORE CHANGE THAN THEY THINK THEY CAN IN THE 349 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:54,914 MOMENT THAT THEY DIP THEMSELVES INTO A POND. >> Jimmy: YEAH 350 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:58,618 I LOVE THAT. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 351 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:01,121 THIS IS A LOOK AT THE FIRST FILM OF THE SERIES, "SHOUTING DOWN MIDNIGHT. 352 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:07,060 * >> WE ARE COMING BACK. WE ARE COMING BACK 353 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:12,065 >> WE ARE COMING BACK. WE ARE COMING BACK >> THERE WERE THESE MOMENTS IN 354 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:18,405 THE DAY WHEN THE BUILDING WOULD LITERALLY COME ALIVE I COULD FEEL IT UNDER MY FEET. 355 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:22,876 >> LET HER SPEAK LET HER SPEAK. LET HER SPEAK. 356 00:22:22,876 --> 00:22:28,348 LET HER SPEAK. >> UPSET BY THE THE CROWD'S BEHAVIOR, LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR 357 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:35,088 DEWHURST REFERRED TO THE FOLKS WHO THERE AS AN UNRULY MOB THEY'VE SINCE TAKEN THAT MANTRA 358 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:40,160 AND WORN IT WITH PRIDE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE DOCUMENTARY 359 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:47,100 SERIES "THE TURNING POINT" PREMIERES OCTOBER 23rd AT 10:00 P.M. ON MSNBC. 360 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:50,003 TREVOR, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, AND WE'LL SUPPORT ANYTHING YOU EVER DO 361 00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:52,739 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ALWAYS. THANK YOU. 362 00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:55,475 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A A GOOD MAN >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH 363 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:59,512 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. THE WEEKND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 364 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:01,381 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. COME ON NOW. 365 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:06,052 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> I WROTE A SONG THAT I 366 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:10,223 THOUGHT WAS SO CLEVER AT THE TIME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 367 00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,959 AND IT'S CALLED "JACKIE. >> Jimmy: OOH. >> AND IT WAS LIKE, "AM I 368 00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:16,663 WRITING ABOUT A GIRL, OR A A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 369 00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:32,212 I EVEN DREW A BOTTLE OF JACK ON IT'S SO CRINGE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 370 00:23:32,212 --> 00:23:34,314 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A HOST AND "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLING COOKBOOK AUTHOR 371 00:23:34,314 --> 00:23:40,420 WHO HAS A BRAND-NEW SHOW CALLED "EASY-BAKE BATTLE," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX 372 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:43,757 STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME ANTONI POROWSKI, EVERYBODY. 373 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:45,658 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 374 00:23:45,658 --> 00:24:01,841 * * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 375 00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:06,146 SHOW >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME AGAIN. >> Jimmy: I LOVE HAVING YOU ON 376 00:24:06,146 --> 00:24:08,381 THE SHOW I LOVE HAVING YOU. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR 377 00:24:08,381 --> 00:24:10,183 PROJECTS I ALSO THINK IT'S FUNNY, EVERY TIME YOU COME ON WITH THE 378 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:12,052 "QUEER EYE" GROUP, THE CAST, IT'S SO FUN, BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS THAT YOU GUYS JUST, KIND 379 00:24:12,052 --> 00:24:23,363 OF, LIVE TOGETHER. >> IT'S LIKE SEVEN OR EIGHT SEASONS IN, AND PEOPLE STILL 380 00:24:23,363 --> 00:24:27,300 THINK THAT WE LIVE IN THIS LOFT TOGETHER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 381 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,803 >> Jimmy: YES. >> IT -- IT REALLY BOGGLES MY MIND 382 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:31,671 >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S REAL. IT'S REAL. PEOPLE GO, LIKE, "OH, THAT'S 383 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,340 NORMAL." YEAH >> IT'S A LITTLE CONCERNING, 384 00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:35,275 FRANKLY. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW 385 00:24:35,275 --> 00:24:37,911 BUT LIKE, WE WERE EVEN AT -- WE WERE FLYING FROM -- ACTUALLY TO THE EMMYS FROM NEW ORLEANS 386 00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:41,848 WHEN WE WERE FILMING OUR LATEST SEASON AND SOMEONE STOPPED US IN THE 387 00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:47,087 AIRPORT. AND THIS THING THAT THEY DO, THEY'RE LIKE, "ARE YOU GUYS 388 00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:48,788 ACTUALLY DOING AN EPISODE RIGHT NOW? AND THEY LOOK AROUND TO SEE IF 389 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:51,558 THERE ARE, LIKE, ACTUAL CAMERAS. AND IT'S LIKE -- LIKE, WE'RE IN 390 00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:54,861 AN AIRPORT LIKE, WE'RE ALL WEARING SWEATPANTS 391 00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:57,464 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO THEY'RE LIKE, "OH WAIT, ARE YOU SURPRISING ME? 392 00:24:57,464 --> 00:25:00,867 >> YEAH, EXACTLY >> Jimmy: "WITH A MAKEOVER LET'S GO!" 393 00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:02,936 >> IT'S SO BIZARRE >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, YOU PROBABLY CAME BACK FROM THE 394 00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:05,672 EMMYS WITH AN EMMY 'CAUSE YOU WON ANOTHER EMMY SINCE I SAW YOU. 395 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:09,376 CONGRATULATIONS. >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 396 00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:11,111 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK HALLOWEEN, BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR PARTNER, KEVIN, HAVE SOME 397 00:25:11,111 --> 00:25:18,118 AWESOME HALLOWEEN COSTUMES AND HERE'S ONE FROM ONE YEAR AGO. 398 00:25:18,118 --> 00:25:23,056 YOU GO ALL-OUT THIS ONE, YOU WERE BLOCKBUSTER BACK FROM THE DEAD 399 00:25:23,056 --> 00:25:30,063 >> OKAY, SO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I HAVE TO FULLY GIVE CREDIT -- 400 00:25:30,063 --> 00:25:34,100 HE'S SITTING SOMEWHERE HERE. >> Jimmy: KEVIN. >> FULLY CREDIT TO KEV 401 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:37,470 KEV IS BEYOND -- HE HAS LIKE A A DEEP PATHOLOGICAL OBSESSION WITH HALLOWEEN 402 00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:42,275 OCTOBER 1st, I START GETTING TEXTS DURING HIS WORK BREAKS NOT WHILE HE'S WORKING 403 00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:46,212 [ LAUGHTER ] WHERE HE STARTS -- >> Jimmy: BUSTED 404 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:47,847 >> HE STARTS LIKE TRYING TO, LIKE, FIGURE OUT WHAT WE'RE GONNA WEAR 405 00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:52,886 WE HAVE A FEW THAT WE'RE KIND OF LIKE SHORT LISTING. AND THEN WE HAVE - 406 00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:56,089 SO, ONE OF THEM, WE'RE BOTH OBSESSED AS KIDS WITH "CALVIN AND HOBBES." 407 00:25:56,089 --> 00:25:59,325 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. AND HE'S 6'3", SO HE CAN BE HOBBES, AND I CAN BE CALVIN. 408 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:02,295 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> SO THAT WAS ONE >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. 409 00:26:02,295 --> 00:26:06,132 >> ANOTHER ONE WAS THE TETHERS FROM "US." JORDAN PEELE 410 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:08,535 >> Jimmy: YES. WHAT WOULD - >> CREEPY AND KIND OF LIKE 411 00:26:08,535 --> 00:26:11,071 SCARY, WITH THE FACES AND EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOT THE PIG 412 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:12,906 EYES OKAY GOOD. >> ANOTHER ONE WAS BERT AND 413 00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:14,874 ERNIE. BUT I FEEL LIKE THAT'S KIND OF BEEN DONE. 414 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:21,081 LIKE, ARE THEY ROOMMATES AND -- >> Jimmy: ARE THEY ROOMMATES 415 00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:24,918 >> THERE'S ONE THAT I THINK WE'RE GOING TO GO FOR, BUT CAN I WHISPER IT IN YOUR EAR 416 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:27,087 BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO SHARE IT WITH EVERYBODY. BECAUSE WE WANT IT TO BE, LIKE, 417 00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:28,555 A SURPRISE >> Jimmy: QUEST, CAN YOU JUST PLAY -- GIVE US SOME MUSIC 418 00:26:28,555 --> 00:26:37,397 HERE >> OKAY. * 419 00:26:37,397 --> 00:26:39,232 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S GOOD, YEAH >> IS THAT IT? 420 00:26:39,232 --> 00:26:42,635 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S IT -- BUT YOU -- >> KEV, WE HAVE A WINNER 421 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:46,339 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ARE WE GOING TO GET A LOT OF HATE 422 00:26:46,339 --> 00:26:48,108 >> Jimmy: YES. YOU'LL BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, BUT IT'S VERY FUNNY. 423 00:26:48,108 --> 00:26:50,610 YEAH, YEAH, GOOD I WAS DOING A LITTLE RESEARCH ON YOU 424 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:54,080 I FOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE IN A A BAND CALLED THE SILVER SPOONS 425 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,850 WHEN WAS THIS? AND TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. >> OKAY. 426 00:26:56,850 --> 00:27:01,421 >> Jimmy: AND I WISH I HAD - YOUR FACE IS GETTING RED RIGHT NOW JUST THINKING ABOUT IT 427 00:27:01,421 --> 00:27:07,560 >> SO, THE BAND LASTED MAYBE ABOUT ONE SEMESTER IN COLLEGE. AND WE WERE SO HORRIBLE. 428 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,296 LIKE, WE WERE BASICALLY -- WE WERE OBSESSED WITH THE STROKES, AND JET, AND BLOCK PARTY AND 429 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:13,933 BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> AND RICHARD ASHCROFT AND 430 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:15,535 OASIS. SO WE LIKE -- WE WANTED TO JUST BE THEM. 431 00:27:15,535 --> 00:27:18,705 WE HAD THE LONG GREASY HAIR THAT WE NEVER WASHED >> Jimmy: YES. 432 00:27:18,705 --> 00:27:21,675 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THE RIPPED JEANS AND THE COWBOY BOOTS 433 00:27:21,675 --> 00:27:25,512 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND SILVER SPOONS? 434 00:27:25,512 --> 00:27:27,914 >> SILVER SPOONS >> Jimmy: SILVER SPOONS. >> BECAUSE WE WERE BORN WITH A 435 00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:30,517 A LIKE SILVER SPOON. IT'S SO CRINGE WE NEVER PLAYED A SINGLE SHOW. 436 00:27:30,517 --> 00:27:33,153 >> Jimmy: I GO, "DO YOU HAVE ANY LYRICS OR ANYTHING?" AND YOU FOUND SOME LYRICS. 437 00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:36,523 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: IS THIS GONNA -- >> SO, I LITERALLY WENT -- I 438 00:27:36,523 --> 00:27:38,124 HAVE THIS JOURNAL THAT MY SISTER GOT ME THAT I'VE LITERALLY HAVE HAD SINCE -- 439 00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:48,134 SINCE BEFORE MAY 20th, 2004. WHERE I WOULD JUST WRITE ABOUT MY EXISTENTIAL ANGST AND TRYING 440 00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:51,738 TO FIGURE OUT MY LIFE. AND I WROTE A SONG THAT I THOUGHT WAS SO CLEVER AT THE 441 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:57,077 TIME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND IT'S CALLED "JACKIE. 442 00:27:57,077 --> 00:28:00,680 AND IT WAS LIKE, "AM I WRITING ABOUT A GIRL OR A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS?" 443 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:05,285 I EVEN DREW A BOTTLE OF JACK ON THE SIDE LIKE IT'S SO -- IT'S SO CRINGE 444 00:28:05,285 --> 00:28:10,090 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "JACKIE. CAN I JUST HEAR A COUPLE 445 00:28:10,090 --> 00:28:12,926 LYRICS >> YEAH. "HEY, JACKIE, I SEE YOU UP 446 00:28:12,926 --> 00:28:15,128 BEHIND THE BAR DON'T HIDE, 'CAUSE I CAN SEE EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE. 447 00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:18,732 LIKE, THAT SOUNDS PREDATORY. [ LAUGHTER ] COME TO ME, DON'T RUN, 'CAUSE 448 00:28:18,732 --> 00:28:22,135 YOU WON'T GET VERY FAR OKAY, THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER ] 449 00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:25,438 THAT DIDN'T AGE WELL >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ABOUT JACK DANIELS, BUT IT COULD BE 450 00:28:25,438 --> 00:28:30,443 ABOUT JACKIE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT 451 00:28:30,443 --> 00:28:33,046 >> THIS IS MY GIFT TO YOU. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT 452 00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:35,882 I WILL NEVER SHOW ANYONE THE FULL LYRICS. BUT THIS IS AWESOME THAT YOU 453 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:38,284 TRUST ME THIS MUCH LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW HIT SHOW, "EASY-BAKE BATTLE. 454 00:28:38,284 --> 00:28:40,720 >> YES >> Jimmy: IT'S LOOSELY BASED - >> THINGS THAT I'M NOT 455 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,455 EMBARRASSED ABOUT. YEAH >> Jimmy: -- ON THE EASY-BAKE 456 00:28:42,455 --> 00:28:44,758 OVEN >> YES >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S 457 00:28:44,758 --> 00:28:47,927 BRILLIANT. AND THE SHOW FEATURES A LOT OF HACKS, WHICH I'M INTO. 458 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:49,629 AS SOMEONE WHO COOKS, DO YOU KNOW A LOT OF HACKS THAT YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD 459 00:28:49,629 --> 00:28:57,871 OR >> I FEEL LIKE THERE ARE SO MANY HACKS THAT I USE THAT, YOU 460 00:28:57,871 --> 00:28:59,806 KNOW, CHEFS USE TRADITIONALLY THAT I NOTICE THAT HOME COOKS ARE USING NOW ON TIKTOK THAT 461 00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:03,209 ARE COMING UP. LIKE WE HAD PEELING GINGER WITH A SPOON TO REMOVE THE SKIN 462 00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:09,115 INSTEAD OF CUTTING IT OFF, SO YOU, LIKE, LOSE TOO MUCH OF THE FLESH. 463 00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:12,719 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU CAN MICROWAVE A POTATO AND MAKE AMAZING MASHED POTATOES, 464 00:29:12,719 --> 00:29:15,455 WHICH I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT. >> Jimmy: REALLY I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT EITHER 465 00:29:15,455 --> 00:29:17,657 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: NO >> IF YOU BURN YOURSELF, MY 466 00:29:17,657 --> 00:29:19,526 FATHER TAUGHT ME THIS, HE'S A PHYSICIAN. I THINK IT'S A FACT. 467 00:29:19,526 --> 00:29:22,228 LET'S JUST GO WITH IT. DADS -- WHEN ARE DADS WRONG? IF YOU BURN YOURSELF, THE 468 00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:24,230 COLDEST PART OF YOUR BODY IS ACTUALLY YOUR EAR LOBE, BECAUSE THERE'S THE LEAST AMOUNT OF 469 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:29,102 CIRCULATION. SO, YOU CAN COOL YOURSELF OFF. BECAUSE YOU OFTEN BURN YOURSELF 470 00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:32,839 IF YOU TOUCH SOMETHING WITH YOUR INDEX FINGER. SO, YOU CAN COOL YOURSELF OFF 471 00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:37,344 WITH YOUR EAR LOBE >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. 472 00:29:37,344 --> 00:29:40,046 >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THIS IS THE HACKS WE WANT. 473 00:29:40,046 --> 00:29:43,350 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP THIS IS "EASY-BAKE BATTLE. 474 00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:43,650 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP THIS IS "EASY-BAKE BATTLE. TAKE A LOOK. 475 00:29:44,918 --> 00:29:46,052 A LITTLE BOWL OF WATER, A SELECTION OF LITERALLY 476 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:50,223 WHATEVER YOU WANT, ICE CUBE TRAY WITH SARAN WRAP * 477 00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:53,960 YOU GET IT ALREADY >> I'M DONE. I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS. 478 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:58,765 >> AND A LITTLE SCOOP AS WELL. JUST PUT IN WHATEVER ELEMENTS YOU WANT INTO THE BOTTOM 479 00:29:58,765 --> 00:30:02,802 SO, THEN, THIS SCOOP GIVES YOU THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF RICE * 480 00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:05,105 AND THEN WHAT I DO IS JUST WET MY FINGERS BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THOSE 481 00:30:05,105 --> 00:30:08,041 LITTLE GRAINS TO STICK AND THEN JUST PRESS IT IN, AND THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS, IT'S 482 00:30:08,041 --> 00:30:17,984 LITERALLY READY. >> CUTE. OH, MY GOD 483 00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:21,721 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON. INSTANT SUSHI, COME ON 484 00:30:21,721 --> 00:30:23,790 >> ISN'T THAT CUTE >> Jimmy: YES, I LOVE THAT >> YEAH. 485 00:30:23,790 --> 00:30:27,394 ANTONI POROWSKI. "EASY-BAKE BATTLE" IS STREAMING ON NETFLIX, RIGHT NOW! 486 00:30:27,394 --> 00:30:29,229 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE ILLUSTRATOR OF "CON POLLO" 487 00:30:29,229 --> 00:30:31,664 ANDREA CAMPOS. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 488 00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:57,457 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ARTIST WHO 489 00:30:57,457 --> 00:31:01,261 ILLUSTRATED THIS NEW BOOK RIGHT HERE A CHILDREN'S BOOK CALLED "CON 490 00:31:01,261 --> 00:31:06,800 POLLO," BY ME AND JENNIFER LOPEZ PLEASE WELCOME ANDREA CAMPOS 491 00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:20,914 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THIS IS SO EXCITING 492 00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:22,782 >> Jimmy: WELCOME. LOOK AT THIS IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S REAL. 493 00:31:22,782 --> 00:31:27,387 ANDREA, WELCOME TO THE SHOW. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS 494 00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:30,990 "CON POLLO" IS OFFICIALLY OUT. IT'S OUT THIS WEEK IT'S OFFICIALLY IN BOOKSTORES. 495 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:35,095 IT'S OUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HAVE YOU -- HAVE YOU BEEN TO 496 00:31:35,095 --> 00:31:37,831 BOOKSTORES YET TO SEE IT >> I HAVE, BUT I THINK THE MOST SURREAL THING I'VE SEEN SO FAR, 497 00:31:37,831 --> 00:31:39,432 IS THAT I WAS WALKING DOWN MIDTOWN -- OR IN MIDTOWN AND I SEE A GIANT BILLBOARD 498 00:31:39,432 --> 00:31:45,839 WITH POLLO ON IT AND I HAD NEVER IMAGINED I WOULD SEE A 30 FOOT POLLO ON 499 00:31:45,839 --> 00:31:50,777 THE SIDE OF A BUILDING BUT I DID. >> Jimmy: THAT YOU DREW? 500 00:31:50,777 --> 00:31:53,947 >> YEAH, THAT TOO. THAT I DREW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 501 00:31:53,947 --> 00:31:55,482 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE AMAZINGLY TALENTED I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR 502 00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:59,719 BACKGROUND A LITTLE BIT. BECAUSE A FEW YEARS AGO, YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING VERY 503 00:31:59,719 --> 00:32:02,722 DIFFERENT. >> YEAH, SO, BACK IN 2020, I WAS IN A MARKETING JOB, REALLY 504 00:32:02,722 --> 00:32:10,830 QUESTIONING WHAT WAS NEXT? WHAT I SHOULD REALLY BE DOING. AND AT THAT POINT, I DECIDED I 505 00:32:10,830 --> 00:32:14,267 KNEW I WANTED TO BE DOING SOMETHING MORE CREATIVE. AND MY HEART WAS SET ON BEING 506 00:32:14,267 --> 00:32:17,671 A FULL-TIME PHOTOGRAPHER SO, I MUSTERED UP THE COURAGE TO QUIT MY JOB AND LEAVE THAT 507 00:32:17,671 --> 00:32:26,179 STABILITY BEHIND AND DECIDED TO GO FREELANCE IN JANUARY 2020 508 00:32:26,179 --> 00:32:31,885 NOT KNOWING THAT MARCH 2020 WAS COMING AND EFFECTIVELY, BECAUSE OF 509 00:32:31,885 --> 00:32:39,959 THAT, I BECAME UNEMPLOYED OVERNIGHT. WAS REALLY GETTING STRESSED AND 510 00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:41,594 OVERWHELMED. AND I THINK WE ALL KIND OF COPED IN DIFFERENT WAYS IN 511 00:32:41,594 --> 00:32:45,432 THOSEE EARLY PANDEMIC DAYS I JUST DREW. I DREW AND I DREW AND I DREW 512 00:32:45,432 --> 00:32:48,601 IT BROUGHT ME SO MUCH PEACE AND COMFORT. IT WAS LIKE THIS LITTLE SAFE 513 00:32:48,601 --> 00:32:51,338 SPACE THAT I CREATED FOR MYSELF AND SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE, I 514 00:32:51,338 --> 00:32:54,708 WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS I MISS TALKING TO PEOPLE." 515 00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:58,678 YOU KNOW, I MISS INTERACTING WITH PEOPLE. SO, I'M GOING TO SHARE THESE 516 00:32:58,678 --> 00:33:02,048 ONLINE AND JUST LIKE HAVE FUN WITH IT. AND BEFORE I KNEW IT, I HAD 517 00:33:02,048 --> 00:33:04,050 BUILT A LITTLE BIT OF AN ONLINE COMMUNITY THAT WAS REALLY SUPPORTIVE OF ME AND MY ARTWORK 518 00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:10,890 AND STARTED ME DOWN THIS BRAND-NEW PATH >> Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR NAME 519 00:33:10,890 --> 00:33:17,564 AGAIN ON INSTAGRAM >> IT'S DREYSDOODLES >> Jimmy: DREYSDOODLES 520 00:33:17,564 --> 00:33:20,934 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU POSTED ONE THAT GOT A LOT OF ATTENTION. 521 00:33:20,934 --> 00:33:24,237 IT WAS A DRAWING YOU DID YOU DID OF MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. >> I DID 522 00:33:24,237 --> 00:33:30,243 >> Jimmy: DON'T JUST SHARE MY QUOTES, LIVE MY WORDS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 523 00:33:30,243 --> 00:33:32,078 IT GOT A LOT OF ATTENTION AND BEING LIKED BY VERY FAMOUS PEOPLE, INCLUDING OUR VERY OWN 524 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:35,382 QUESTLOVE LIKED THIS DRAWING AS WELL >> YEAH, HE SHARED IT. 525 00:33:35,382 --> 00:33:41,921 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS SURREAL, BECAUSE THIS 526 00:33:41,921 --> 00:33:43,590 WAS SOMETHING THAT REALLY CAME FROM THE HEART WHERE I FELT LIKE IT WAS AN IMPORTANT 527 00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:50,230 MESSAGE TO SHARE SO, SEEING FOLKS LIKE QUESTLOVE SHARE IT, WANDA SYKES, 528 00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:54,401 OCTAVIA SPENCER. I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING HERE 529 00:33:54,401 --> 00:33:59,739 MAYBE I SHOULD PURSUE THIS DRAWING THING PROFESSIONALLY MAYBE I CAN REALLY USE MY 530 00:33:59,739 --> 00:34:03,376 ARTISTIC SKILLS TO TACKLE DIFFERENT TOPICS AND SUBJECTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 531 00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:08,181 AND THEN -- WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT THAT WE WERE WORKING TOGETHER 532 00:34:08,181 --> 00:34:09,716 >> ACTUALLY, AT A REALLY INTERESTING POINT IN MY ART JOURNEY. 533 00:34:09,716 --> 00:34:15,388 I HAD BEEN PITCHING MYSELF FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS TO DIFFERENT ART DIRECTORS AND EDITORS AND 534 00:34:15,388 --> 00:34:18,324 GETTING ABSOLUTELY ZERO RESPONSES. SO, I WAS FEELING, LIKE, REALLY 535 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:22,162 DEFEATED LIKE, "OKAY, MAYBE I WAS WRONG MAYBE I SHOULD GO BACK TO THE 536 00:34:22,162 --> 00:34:27,834 MARKETING JOB. AND THAT'S WHEN I GOT AN EMAIL FROM McMILLEN PUBLISHING 537 00:34:27,834 --> 00:34:31,071 AND I WAS LIKE, WAIT, WHAT AGAIN, IN MY PITY PARTY STATE LIKE, "THIS PUBLISHING HOUSE IS 538 00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:36,476 ASKING ME TO ILLUSTRATE A PICTURE BOOK THIS CAN'T BE REAL 539 00:34:36,476 --> 00:34:41,614 I NEED TO GOOGLE THEM. THIS IS PROBABLY A SCAM. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON." 540 00:34:41,614 --> 00:34:46,753 I GOOGLE THEM. THEY'RE A VERY REAL COMPANY AND A VERY BIG DEAL. 541 00:34:46,753 --> 00:34:50,590 SO, I'M LIKE, "OKAY, LET ME RESPOND AND KIND OF JUST SEE WHAT THEY SAY. 542 00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:52,392 SO, I TELL THEM "I'M ABSOLUTELY INTERESTED IN LEARNING MORE ABOUT THIS PICTURE BOOK, TELL 543 00:34:52,392 --> 00:34:55,628 ME MORE. THAT'S WHEN THEY VERY CALMLY WERE LIKE, "THIS IS ABOUT 544 00:34:55,628 --> 00:35:02,068 A BILINGUAL POLLO. I'M LIKE, "OH, THAT SOUNDS REALLY COOL. 545 00:35:02,068 --> 00:35:05,038 "OH, BY THE WAY, THE BOOK IS WRITTEN BY JIMMY FALLON AND JENNIFER LOPEZ." 546 00:35:05,038 --> 00:35:12,445 QUE? I'M SITTING IN MY PITY PARTY, GRAY ON GRAY OUTFIT IN THE 547 00:35:12,445 --> 00:35:17,250 RAIN, JUST LIKE -- >> Jimmy: GRAY ON GRAY >> YEAH, IT'S MY GROUTFIT. 548 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:22,188 JUST LIKE SO SAD, LOOKING AT THIS EMAIL AND THERE'S LIKE A BUNCH OF 549 00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:25,458 DIFFERENT SCENARIOS PLAYING IN MY BRAIN, LIKE HOW IS THIS GOING TO PLAY OUT? 550 00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:28,395 I CAN TELL YOU WHOLE HEARTEDLY, NONE OF THEM INCLUDED THIS LIKE THIS AT ALL 551 00:35:28,395 --> 00:35:32,465 [ LAUGHTER ] OR A 30-FOOT POLLO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 552 00:35:32,465 --> 00:35:42,509 I MEAN, RIGHT? SO, ONCE I KIND OF PROCESSED THAT, I'M LIKE, "WELL, I'M 553 00:35:42,509 --> 00:35:45,078 OBVIOUSLY GOING TO SAY YES." AND THEN I MAKE A PROMISE TO MYSELF 554 00:35:45,078 --> 00:35:49,082 I'M LIKE, "OKAY, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO CONTROL THE OUTCOME OF THIS. 555 00:35:49,082 --> 00:35:50,884 BUT WHAT YOU CAN CONTROL IS DESIGNING THE CUTEST, BADDEST CHICKEN THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN 556 00:35:50,884 --> 00:35:56,189 AND HOPE THAT EVERYONE LOVES IT." >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 557 00:35:56,189 --> 00:35:59,559 AND I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS. WE ACUTALLY -- WE MADE IT INTO A PLUSHY 558 00:35:59,559 --> 00:36:04,264 [ AUDIENCE AWWs THIS IS -- THIS IS POLLO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 559 00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:06,332 >> HE'S SO CUTE! >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOU. YOU DREW THIS. 560 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:11,371 YOU MADE THIS. THAT'S YOURS SHE'S SO CUTE, RIGHT 561 00:36:11,371 --> 00:36:15,642 >> SO CUTE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M SO THANKFUL, 562 00:36:15,642 --> 00:36:18,812 YOU'RE SO TALENTED THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF MANY, MANY THINGS. 563 00:36:18,812 --> 00:36:23,616 AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW, ANDREA >> THANK YOU 564 00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:25,685 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ANDREA CAMPOS, EVERYBODY! 565 00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:29,956 "CON POLLO" IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM LIL BABY. 566 00:36:29,956 --> 00:36:55,248 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 567 00:36:55,248 --> 00:36:57,517 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "RUSSIAN ROULETTE" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "IT'S ONLY ME," GIVE IT UP FOR 568 00:36:57,517 --> 00:37:03,089 "IT'S ONLY ME," GIVE IT UP FOR LIL BABY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 569 00:37:15,735 --> 00:37:16,469 * KNOW MY GRANDMA HAPPY * 570 00:37:16,469 --> 00:37:21,708 * FINALLY GOT MY TOGETHER TOLD BRO WE'LL TAK THE TOWN IF WE JUST * 571 00:37:21,708 --> 00:37:24,544 * STICK TOGETHE EVERY TIME BRO CATCH A BID WE DO THAT THANG TOGETHER * 572 00:37:24,544 --> 00:37:26,846 * I KNOW HE GOT TWO PHONE BUT I STIL SENT THE LETTE 573 00:37:26,846 --> 00:37:28,948 'CAUSE I KNOW * * HOW THAT FEEL DON'T COMPARE ME 574 00:37:28,948 --> 00:37:32,318 TO NO OTHER RAPPER * * I FEEL LIKE MY STUFF REAL FRONTING BOW 575 00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:34,721 AN BEFORE I GOT A DEAL * * IT'S LOVE FASHO 576 00:37:34,721 --> 00:37:37,123 BUT YOU DON BROKE THE CODE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL I AIN'T TOLD NOBODY * 577 00:37:37,123 --> 00:37:40,727 * NO FOR REAL SINCE I GOT A MILL I'M TIED I 578 00:37:40,727 --> 00:37:43,063 ANOTHER BLOODY SUMMER * * IN ATLANT DONE LOST FIVE FRIENDS 579 00:37:43,063 --> 00:37:46,066 MAMA TOLD ME * * THAT WATER WAS COLD I STILL HAD DIVED IN 580 00:37:46,066 --> 00:37:48,835 NEVER LET NOBODY * * TAKE ME OUT IT'S BEEF WE DINE IN 581 00:37:48,835 --> 00:37:52,439 MY DOG DONE LOST HIS MIND * * I PRAY TO GOD TO HELP HI 582 00:37:52,439 --> 00:37:54,741 I WAS IN A DARK SPOT * * BUT I CAME BACK AND I BROKE THE KNOB 583 00:37:54,741 --> 00:37:58,345 REMIXING MY COUNTRY BOY * * FOR A PROFI NOW A RUN THE CHARTS 584 00:37:58,345 --> 00:38:01,715 I DON'T NEED YO COMMENT * * NAH THIS THE STUFF 585 00:38:01,715 --> 00:38:03,817 THAT I LIVE FO AT LEAST FIVE PEOPLE * * THAT WOULD FOR ME 586 00:38:03,817 --> 00:38:08,488 100 RACK FOR MY KID LAWYER * * IT AIN'T MY FAULT 587 00:38:08,488 --> 00:38:10,790 SHE DON'T GOT MORALS I GOT RICH * * ON MY LIFE STOR 588 00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:12,759 I LEFT THE STREETS IN A PATTY WAGON CAME BACK * 589 00:38:12,759 --> 00:38:15,495 * AND GOT RIGHT TO IT NEVER QUESTION MY LOYALT IF IT'S THAT DEEP * 590 00:38:15,495 --> 00:38:17,797 * THEN DON'T DO I SEEM TO GO MY HARDES WHEN I'M GOING THROUGH I 591 00:38:17,797 --> 00:38:20,033 THROUGH WITH THAT * * SAID I'M DONE BUT THEN I DOUBLED BAC 592 00:38:20,033 --> 00:38:22,268 ARE YOU DUMB * * YOU THE ONE AND I'M BECAUSE OF THA 593 00:38:22,268 --> 00:38:24,671 FIREARM ALWAYS O I BE CLUTCHING THAT * * KNOW I'M WRON 594 00:38:24,671 --> 00:38:26,639 OUT HERE PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE * * ALL MY LIFE 595 00:38:26,639 --> 00:38:30,143 I HAD TO FIGHT I FEEL LIKE MIKE * * SHOOT OUT 596 00:38:30,143 --> 00:38:32,879 EVERY OTHER WEEK WE HAD THAT * * WOMEN EVERY OTHER NIGHT 597 00:38:32,879 --> 00:38:37,917 I'M PAST THA I'MMA ALWAYS PLAY MY PART * * GIVE A 'BOUT NO AWARD 598 00:38:37,917 --> 00:38:40,854 I STILL AIN'T DROPPE MY HARDEST * * I'M TRYNA GET 599 00:38:40,854 --> 00:38:42,922 ON SOME ARTIST MY MIND STIL IN THE APARTMENTS * 600 00:38:42,922 --> 00:38:46,092 * MY ACCOUNTANT SAY I NEED TO SLOW IT DOWN ALL THESE DIOR GARMENT 601 00:38:46,092 --> 00:38:48,294 CLOSE MY EYES * * AND THINK ABOUT WHERE I COME FRO 602 00:38:48,294 --> 00:38:50,930 WHEN I'M PERFORMIN I'M ON TOP OF EVERY DIME * * I CHECK MY BALANC 603 00:38:50,930 --> 00:38:53,333 EVERY MORNIN I'M RELAXING * * WITH A BAD ON 604 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:55,735 THEY BE ASKING CAN THEY JOIN US * * AND MY LEFT WRIST ON CRIP 605 00:38:55,735 --> 00:38:58,672 THESE BRACELET 60 POINTERS * * AND THE MAYBACH'S 606 00:38:58,672 --> 00:39:01,641 BACK-TO-BACK ON THE SOUTH SID IT WAS ME AND GUNNA * 607 00:39:01,641 --> 00:39:03,910 * I'M PUTTING O FOR MY PEOPLE 'NEM SAY THE WRONG WORDS * 608 00:39:03,910 --> 00:39:06,012 * WE DELETING HIM NO DOUBT ABOUT I THEY BELIEVE IN HIM * 609 00:39:06,012 --> 00:39:08,181 * I WON'T LET THEM DOWN I PROMIS I REALLY CRIED 610 00:39:08,181 --> 00:39:10,150 WHEN MARLO DIED * * I FELT IT ALL IN MY STOMAC 611 00:39:10,150 --> 00:39:12,452 ON THE SAME THAN THAT I BEEN ON * * I AIN'T NEVER 612 00:39:12,452 --> 00:39:14,521 SWITCHING MY FORMULA I REMEMBER THEY * * MADE FUN OF M 613 00:39:14,521 --> 00:39:16,823 CAN'T BEEF WITH NOBODY UNDER ME * * THESE LIL GUY 614 00:39:16,823 --> 00:39:18,792 SHOULD HONOR M I'M WAY UP ON THEM HONESTLY * 615 00:39:18,792 --> 00:39:20,860 * FOUR BUILDING IN THE LAST MONT I'M BOOSTING 616 00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:23,063 UP MY ECONOMY * * FOUR MILLIO THAT WAS THIS WEEK 617 00:39:23,063 --> 00:39:25,465 WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL * * WANNA COME FOR ME YEAH THROUGH WITH THAT 618 00:39:25,465 --> 00:39:28,034 SAID I'M DONE * * BUT THEN I DOUBLED BACK ARE YOU DUMB 619 00:39:28,034 --> 00:39:31,137 YOU THE ONE * * AND I'M BECAUSE OF THAT FIREARM ALWAYS O 620 00:39:31,137 --> 00:39:34,207 I BE CLUTCHING THAT * * KNOW I'M WRON OUT HERE 621 00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:37,711 PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE * * ALL MY LIFE I HAD TO FIGHT 622 00:39:37,711 --> 00:39:40,780 I FEEL LIKE MIKE SHOOT OUTS * * EVERY OTHER WEE 623 00:39:40,780 --> 00:39:45,585 WE HAD THA WOMEN EVERY OTHER NIGH I'M PAST THAT * 624 00:39:45,585 --> 00:39:48,421 * I'MMA ALWAYS PLAY MY PART GIVE A 'BOUT NO AWARDS AND STUFF * 625 00:39:48,421 --> 00:39:55,862 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD 626 00:39:55,862 --> 00:39:59,132 COME ON, BUDDY THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> THANK YOU 627 00:39:59,132 --> 00:40:03,837 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LIL BABY, EVERYBODY! 628 00:40:03,837 --> 00:40:06,139 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK 629 00:40:06,139 --> 00:40:27,827 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 630 00:40:27,827 --> 00:40:32,966 TREVOR NOAH, ANTONI POROWSKI, ANDREA CAMPOS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 631 00:40:32,966 --> 00:40:35,935 LIL BABY AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, 632 00:40:35,935 --> 00:40:39,539 PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 633 00:40:39,539 --> 00:40:41,708 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 634 00:40:41,708 --> 00:40:43,677 BYE-BYE! THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE