>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - TREVOR NOAH.
ANTONI POROWSKI. ANDREA CAMPOS. MUSICAL GUEST, LIL BABY.
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1730
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS!
THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RIGHT BACK AT YOU, EVERYBODY
ENJOY YOURSELF, ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GUYS, IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW. THE MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
PLAYOFFS ARE UNDERWAY. TOMORROW, THE MOVIE "HALLOWEEN ENDS" COMES OUT.
[ CHEERS ] THIS WEEK, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP MADE FRAUDULENT CLAIMS
THAT OTHER EX-PRESIDENTS STOLE DOCUMENTS, AS WELL [ LAUGHTER ]
AND BURGER KING JUST DEBUTED A A GHOST PEPPER WHOPPER WITH AN ORANGE BUN
I MEAN, THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SO LET'S JUMP IN AND COVER IT ALL AT ONCE. IT'S TIME FOR A NEWS SMASH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP.
HE'S SPREADING MADE-UP STORIES THAT OBAMA, CLINTON, AND THE BUSHES ALL STOLE CLASSIFIED
DOCUMENTS. MAN, THIS GUY JUST WILL NOT GO AWAY
TRUMP IS BASICALLY THE REAL-LIFE VERSION OF - MICHAEL MYERS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "HALLOWEEN ENDS" IS THE 13th MOVIE IN THE FRANCHISE
IF YOU WATCHED THEM ALL IN A A ROW, IT WOULD TAKE 20 HOURS, WHICH IS BASICALLY THE LENGTH
OF - A BASEBALL GAME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THE PLAYOFFS ARE HERE, BUT THE METS ALREADY GOT KNOCKED OUT THEIR FANS ARE SICK ABOUT IT
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WILL MAKE YOU SICK? BURGER KING'S GHOST PEPPER
WHOPPER WITH AN ORANGE BUN [ LAUGHTER ] THAT THING AIN'T NATURAL
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHY WOULD YOU WANT A BUN THAT'S FREAKISHLY -
ORANGE [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TRUMP'S GOTTEN HIMSELF INTO TROUBLE, AND RATHER THAN TELL THE TRUTH, HE JUST KEEPS
TELLING -- WHOPPERS [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S GOT GHOST PEPPERS IN THE CHEESE THIS THING IS SO SPICY, IT'S
GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU THE - RUNS [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY ARE WHAT YOU NEED IN THE PLAYOFFS WITHOUT THEM, YOU'LL LOSE GAMES
AND GET -- ELIMINATED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
MICHAEL MYERS IS A SYMBOL OF HALLOWEEN, AND NOTHING SAYS HALLOWEEN MORE THAN --
A PUMPKIN. [ LAUGHTER ] AT THIS POINT --
[ APPLAUSE ] AT THIS POINT, TRUMP CAN'T EVEN FIND A GOOD LAWYER
EVERYONE THAT HE TEXTS JUST -- GHOSTS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THOSE PEPPERS WILL MESS YOU UP IF YOUR FAMILY EATS THOSE, YOU'LL ALL BE FEELING IT IN
YOUR - ENDS [ LAUGHTER ]
SO IN CONCLUSION, CRACK OF THE BAT. DON'T EAT THAT
LOOK WHO'S BACK. DUDE IS WHACK. THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWS SMASH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: AS I MENTIONED, THIS
WEEKEND, "HALLOWEEN ENDS," WHICH IS THE 13th AND FINAL MOVIE IN THE "HALLOWEEN"
FRANCHISE, HITS THEATERS YOU COULD TELL MICHAEL MYERS IS GETTING OLD, 'CAUSE IN THIS
FINAL FILM, HE RUNS FOR PRESIDENT. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU CAN TELL MICHAEL MYERS IS GETTING OLD BECAUSE HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO CUT HIS PEOPLE FOR
HIM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, "HALLOWEEN ENDS"
IS ABOUT TO HIT THEATERS - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A SLOW ONE, BUT YOU GET
IT YEAH, EVENTUALLY - [ LAUGHTER ]
EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE END OF MICHAEL MYERS, THEY'RE ALREADY CONSIDERING SOME SPINOFFS THAT
SOUND JUST AS TERRIFYING FOR EXAMPLE, THERE'S "HALLOWEEN: YOUR PARENTS JUST
JOINED TIKTOK. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN THERE'S "HALLOWEEN: THE
DOMINO'S TRACKER SAYS YOUR PIZZA ARRIVED, BUT IT HASN'T!" [ LAUGHTER ]
NEXT IS "HALLOWEEN: ACCIDENTLY CLICKING A LINK ON A SPAM EMAIL.
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S HOPE THAT'S ALL RIGHT. NEXT THERE'S "HALLOWEEN: TEXT
FROM BAE THAT SAYS, 'CAN WE TALK?'" [ AUDIENCE OHS ] NEXT THERE'S "HALLOWEEN: USING
A PORT-A-POTTY AT AN OUTDOOR CONCERT. [ LAUGHTER ]
AHOS IT JUST DOESN'T WORK. NEXT THERE'S "HALLOWEEN: CUTTING YOUR BANGS... TOO
SHORT! OH, NO [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, THERE'S "HALLOWEEN: THE NEWS." THERE -- EXACTLY
IT'S SCARY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SWITCHING GEARS, YOU GUYS SEE
THIS YESTERDAY ON FOX BUSINESS, THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT INFLATION,
AND ONE OF THE CONTRIBUTORS HAD A PRETTY WILD COMPLAINT. WATCH THIS
THIS IS REAL
>> YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW BAD INFLATION IS
YESTERDAY, YES, I HAD A NICE LUNCH AT TACO BELL COST ME ABOUT $28 AT TACO BELL
FOR LUNCH. >> WAIT A MINUTE YOU SPENT $28 AT TACO BELL FOR
JUST YOURSELF? [ LAUGHTER ] >> FOR LUNCH, YEAH
IT'S TRUE. >> REALLY? >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] THE ONLY WAY TACO BELL COSTS
$28, IS IF YOU INCLUDE THE WEED YOU BUY IN THE PARKING LOT [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY - [ APPLAUSE ] SERIOUSLY, IF YOU ATE $28 WORTH
OF TACO BELL, YOU WOULDN'T BE ON TV, YOU WOULD BE ON A A STRETCHER.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HEY, GUYS, I READ THAT SUBWAY
SAID THAT THEY'VE -- ARE NOW EXPERIENCING RECORD SETTING SALES.
YEP, SUBWAY IS DOING GREAT THE CEO IS LIKE, "TAKE THAT, REAL TUNA.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE LOVES TIKTOK, BUT SOMETIMES YOU DON'T
HAVE TIME TO WATCH A WHOLE VIDEO THAT YOU WANT TO SKIP RIGHT TO THE GOOD PART
WELL, IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU'RE WATCHING A VIDEO, YOU CAN SKIP
THIS PART.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: LET ME GIVE YOU ANOTHER EXAMPLE. YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART
OH, NO >> Jimmy: AND GO RIGHT TO THIS
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART
* THIS IS HOW WE DO IT *
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, DUDE, GET READY, GET READY, GET READY, GET
READY, GET READY, GET READY, GET READY. AND GO RIGHT TO THIS PART.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO SEE IT
AGAIN? >> Questlove: PLEASE, PLEASE
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THE BALANCE ON THAT KID! THE BALANCE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, PRINCE WILLIAM HAS BEEN DECROWNED AS
THE WORLD'S SEXIEST BALD MAN BY VIN DIESEL [ AUDIENCE OOHS
AND VIN DIESEL ACTUALLY COMMENTED ON IT. LISTEN TO THIS
IT'S AN HONOR TO BE THE WORLD'S BALDEST SEXY MAN AND MUCH RESPECT TO PRINCE
WILLIAM FROM "LORD OF THE RINGS. IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY, PRINCE
WILLIAM, BECAUSE YOU STILL HAVE THE ROYAL FAMILY AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE
IMPORTANT THAN FAMILY. [ LAUGHTER ] THE ROYAL FAMILY IS JUST LIKE
OUR FAMILY THE KING IS THE DAD. THE PRINCESS IS THE DAUGHTER
THE DUKE IS LIKE LUDACRIS. THE GUARDS WITH THE BIG, FLUFFY HATS ARE LIKE THEIR AUNTS.
AND THE HORSE AND THE CARRIAGE IS THEIR CAR, AND CARS GO FAST "FAST AND FURIOUS: HORSE AND
BUGGY DRIFT," IN THEATERS TOMORROW [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: I THINK HE'S LOST HIS MIND WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT
AND FINALLY, A FRENCH AUTOMAKER JUST UNVEILED A NEW ONE-PASSENGER ELECTRIC VEHICLE
THAT RIDES ON THREE WHEELS AND CAN BE DRIVEN WITHOUT A LICENSE.
HERE IT IS LOOK AT THIS OH, YEAH
YEAH, IT'S CALLED LE DEATHTRAP [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
TREVOR NOAH IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ANTONI POROWSKI IS ON THE SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ILLUSTRATOR OF MY NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK, "CON POLLO,"
ANDREA CAMPOS IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM LIL BABY
LET'S GO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES. COME ON, LET'S GO.
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IT IS THE END OF THE WEEK, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL
STUFF. I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN EMAILS, AND OF COURSE, I SEND
OUT "THANK YOU NOTES." I WAS JUST WONDERING, CAN I -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU SO MUCH. I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE OUT SOME "THANK YOU NOTES" RIGHT NOW.
JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE [ NO MUSIC ]
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT ALWAYS WORKS BETTER WHEN YOU TURN YOUR KEYBOARD ON [ LAUGHTER ]
ALWAYS SOUNDS BETTER WHEN YOU TURN THE KEYBOARD ON, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
* THANK YOU, SNOOP DOGG RELEASING THC-INFUSED FUNYUNS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THOUGH IF YOU'RE EATING FUNYUNS, YOU'RE PROBABLY
ALREADY THC-INFUSED. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
[ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU, CAULDRONS, FOR MEANING YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET ONE
OF TWO THINGS -- A DEADLY POTION OR TABLESIDE GUAC OH, YEAH
[ APPLAUSE ] YEAH, COOL *
THANK YOU, META'S NEW QUEST PRO VR HEADSET, FOR MAKING EVERYONE LOOK LIKE MY GRANDMA IN
BOCA RATON [ APPLAUSE ] *
THANK YOU, JUICE PRESS IN MY KITCHEN, FOR LETTING EVERYONE KNOW THERE WAS ONE DAY LAST
YEAR WHEN I THOUGHT I WOULD GET INTO JUICING [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I'M GOING TO DO THIS EVERY DAY I'M GOING TO DO THIS EVERY DAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* THANK YOU, TRICK OR TREATING, FOR BEING THE ONLY TIME YOU CAN
KNOCK ON A STRANGER'S DOOR, VAGUELY THREATEN THEM, AND EXPECT CANDY IN RETURN
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * THANK YOU, OPENING A BOTTLE OF
WINE ALONE, FOR BEING NO PROBLEM WHATSOEVER AND THANK YOU, OPENING UP
A BOTTLE OF WINE IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE FOR BEING THE MOST STRESSFUL MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYONE. THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TREVOR NOAH, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: YOU KIND OF SHOCKED
THE WORLD. YOU SHOCKED ME, AT LEAST A COUPLE WEEKS AGO YOU
ANNOUNCED THAT YOU'RE LEAVING "THE DAILY SHOW. >> RIGHT, YES.
>> Jimmy: AND THAT YOUR LAST SHOW IS DECEMBER 8th >> THAT IS INDEED CORRECT.
>> Jimmy: UH, WHY?
SHOW." HE'S ALSO THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF A NEW DOCUSERIES
CALLED "THE TURNING POINT" THAT PREMIERES ON OCTOBER 23rd AT 10:00 P.M. ON MSNBC.
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME TREVOR NOAH.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S TREVOR NOAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU GOT A STANDING OVATION THEY LOVE YOU THERE, BUD >> WHAT'S GOING ON
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, BUDDY. IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU. WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.
>> WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT >> Jimmy: WE REALLY DO >> FIRST OF ALL, THE BEARD
YOU'RE LOOKING HANDSOME, CAN I JUST SAY >> Jimmy: AW, NO, STOP
>> NO, I MEAN IT IT'S NICE. IT'S LIKE, I CAN'T GROW
A BEARD, SO WHENEVER I SEE SOMEBODY DO IT, I'M JUST -- I, LIKE, CHEER FROM THE RAFTERS
[ LAUGHTER ] "YOU GO, JIMMY!" >> Jimmy: YES, THIS TOOK ME SIX
MONTHS TO DO IT. >> I CAN'T EVEN DO IT. >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON, YOU'RE
A STUD >> HOW HAVE YOU BEEN I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE,
MAN. >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU, BUDDY.
YEAH, I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. >> YES, YES. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING
HERE YOU KIND OF SHOCKED THE WORLD. YOU SHOCKED ME AT LEAST
A COUPLE WEEKS AGO YOU ANNOUNCED THAT YOU'RE LEAVING "THE DAILY SHOW.
>> RIGHT, YES. >> Jimmy: AND THAT YOUR LAST SHOW IS DECEMBER 8th
>> THAT IS INDEED CORRECT. >> Jimmy: WHY? >> UM.
WHY NOT? [ LAUGHTER ] NO, YOU KNOW WHAT -- YOU KNOW
WHAT I THINK IT'S FUNNY HOW PEOPLE ASK IT, LIKE, PEOPLE ASK YOU THIS
QUESTION AS IF YOU'RE TELLING THEM BAD NEWS. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YOU KNOW, AND I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT I THINK -- I THINK EVERYBODY HAS GONE
THROUGH A PERIOD OF LOOKING AT THEIR LIVES. YOU KNOW, EVERY SINGLE PERSON.
WE WERE -- WE'RE IN OUR APARTMENTS FOR TWO YEARS YOU KNOW, THE WORLD CHANGED.
WE EXPERIENCED COLLECTIVE GRIEF. I THINK IF YOU DON'T LOOK AT
YOUR LIFE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO DO DIFFERENTLY, THEN YOU HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED
WHAT WE'VE ALL EXPERIENCED, YOU KNOW AND SO I THINK OF THIS AS
A JOYOUS THING, YOU KNOW I LIVED THROUGH A CRAZY TIME I SHARED IT WITH PEOPLE WHO
WERE KIND ENOUGH TO SHARE IT WITH ME. WE WENT THROUGH SOMETHING, AND
WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE I DON'T TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED ANYMORE.
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT LIFE IS A A GIVEN. I DON'T ASSUME THAT THINGS WILL
COME TO ME AND SO, YOU KNOW, I JUST GO, LIKE, "THIS IS -- THIS IS IT
THIS IS TIME." AND LEAVE -- WHEN PEOPLE SAY "WHY ARE YOU LEAVING?"
'CAUSE IMAGINE IF IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND I GO, LIKE, "I'M LEAVING," AND
THEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "IT'S ABOUT TIME." >> I THINK -- YEAH, LIKE, LEAVE -- LEAVE WHEN --
>> Jimmy: LEAVE WHEN PEOPLE GO, "WHY?" >> YEAH.
YEAH >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. >> LEAVE WHEN IT'S STILL GOOD.
LEAVE WHEN YOU'RE STILL LOVED, LEAVE WHEN YOU STILL HAVE THE ENERGY TO ENJOY IT
I STILL HAVE THREE MONTHS TO HAVE A TON OF FUN WITH EVERYBODY AT THE SHOW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I'M GONNA DO THAT >> Jimmy: DO YOU -- DO YOU HAVE
PLANS ON WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO NEXT, OR -- >> EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING >> EVERYTHING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GONNA GET DRUMMING LESSONS FROM QUEST
>> Jimmy: YEAH, QUEST. >> YOU KNOW THIS WE'RE GETTING OUR DRUMMING
LESSONS GOING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE, YEAH, HE'LL JOIN YOU
>> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT I -- I'M SO EXCITED TO DO EVERYTHING
I DIDN'T GET TO TRAVEL AS MUCH DOING STANDUP AROUND THE WORLD I'M EXCITED TO DO --
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I USED TO GO TO A COUNTRY AND I WOULD BE THERE FOR WEEKS
ON END I WOULD LEARN PARTS OF THE LANGUAGE, I WOULD LEARN ABOUT
THE CULTURE, I WOULD DO A SHOW BASED AROUND THAT. I'M GONNA GET BACK TO DOING
THAT PRODUCING, YOU KNOW? JUST, LIKE, WORKING BEHIND THE
CAMERA - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WORKING ON DIFFERENT IDEAS,
YOU KNOW GOING BACK HOME, SPENDING MORE TIME WITH FAMILY IN
SOUTH AFRICA EVERYTHING IS WHAT I'M GONNA BE DOING.
>> Jimmy: STANDUP IS - >> THIS SHOW IS HARD, JIMMY. WE'RE HERE EVERY DAY, JIMMY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL -
>> DO I NEED TO TELL YOU THIS, JIMMY? >> Jimmy: NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
TELL ME. >> WHY AREN'T YOU LEAVING, JIMMY?
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S HARD.
>> Jimmy: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TONIGHT >> NO, DON'T DO IT
[ DRUMROLL ] NO, THEY'LL BLAME ME THEY'LL BLAME -- DON'T -- DON'T
YOU -- YOU STOP PLAYING THOSE DRUMS, NOW!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, THE "BLACK PANTHER" SEQUEL IS
COMING OUT SOON. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND I DON'T KNOW IF
A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THIS, BUT YOU WERE IN THE ORIGINAL "BLACK PANTHER."
>> I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE THIS >> Jimmy: YES.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THESE ARE RUMORS THAT I'VE BEEN TOLD.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, THIS IS A REAL THING >> I DON'T KNOW, I THINK PEOPLE
JUST ASSUME, BECAUSE IT'S LIKE WAKANDA, IT'S FROM AFRICA, I'M FROM AFRICA.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO >> AND PEOPLE ARE JUST LIKE,
"YOU WERE THERE. I'M LIKE, "NO, I WAS IN AFRICA."
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S SIMILAR BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME
>> Jimmy: IT'S NOT WAKANDA, YEAH THE A.I. -
>> I'M THE VOICE OF GRIOT, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE --
THAT'S - >> I'M BASICALLY -- IT'S LIKE AFRICAN SIRI, THAT'S WHAT I AM
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ESSENTIALLY WHAT I'M DOING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU MADE IT. DID YOU -- DID YOU JUST TELL
EVERY SINGLE HUMAN THAT YOU KNEW ON THIS PLANET THAT YOU WERE IN "BLACK PANTHER"?
AND YOU'RE LIKE, "DUDE, I'M IN THE BIGGEST MOVIE EVER." >> NO.
NO, YOU KNOW WHY BECAUSE I HATE SPOILERS. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SO I WOULDN'T SPOIL IT EVEN FOR MY FRIENDS TO LET THEM KNOW THAT I'M DOING A --
I DON'T -- I GENUINELY DON'T -- I DON'T WATCH TRAILERS, FOR INSTANCE
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T? >> NO, I HATE TRAILERS >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU DON'T
WANT TO KNOW >> NO, LIKE, I LIKE GETTING INTO THE MOVIE AND NOT KNOWING
WHAT'S COMING, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN, NOT ANTICIPATING A A SCENE, NOT THINKING ABOUT --
SOMETIMES THEY'LL PUT A THING -- HAVE YOU NOTICED THEY'LL PUT A THING IN THE
TRAILER THAT'S NOT IN THE MOVIE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND SOMETIMES YOU WAIT FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE LIKE, "WHERE'S THE THING? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: "NO, ON THE TRAILER YOU DID THE THING. >> "YEAH, BUT THE TRAILER --
THE TRAILER HAD -- >> Jimmy: "WHERE HE'S HOLDING UP THE BABY'S --
>> "THERE'S A MOMENT --" >> Jimmy: "-- HE'S WEARING THE BABY'S COAT AND HE'S --"
>> THEN THERE'S NO -- THERE'S NO BABY'S COAT [ LAUGHTER ]
SO, UH, NO, I -- >> Jimmy: THAT'D BE A GOOD SCENE.
>> I ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE OF GOING TO THE MOVIES, SITTING THERE WITH MY POPCORN, AND NOT
KNOWING WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN, AND THEN JUST -- JUST ENJOYING IT
GO, YOU KNOW - >> Jimmy: I'M GONNA DO THAT. I WANNA DO THAT WITH YOU
>> GO ALONG FOR THE RIDE WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN
>> Jimmy: LET'S JUST GO -- LET'S JUST GO SEE A RANDOM MOVIE THAT WE -- NEITHER ONE OF
US KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN >> I DO THAT ALL THE TIME.
YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME. >> Jimmy: REALLY I WILL COME WITH YOU
I CANNOT WAIT. >> IT'S A LOT OF FUN >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU PROBABLY
WON'T TELL ME NOW, BUT ARE YOU IN THE NEW "BLACK PANTHER? [ LAUGHTER ]
OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME? YOU JUST EXPLAINED TO ME THAT YOU DON'T LIKE SPOILERS.
>> I'M JUST SAYING YOU SHOULD WATCH IT >> Jimmy: I -- I AM GONNA WATCH
IT I'M GONNA -- YEAH. I'LL WATCH IT?
DO YOU WANT ME TO WATCH IT OR LISTEN TO IT >> YOU SHOULD --
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BOTH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> IT'D BE WEIRD IF YOU ONLY WATCH.
IF YOU JUST COME INTO MOVIES WITH YOUR HEADPHONES >> Jimmy: IF I'M GOING FOR YOUR
VOICE, I DUNNO I WANTED TO ASK YOU, BECAUSE THIS MADE ME REALLY LAUGH.
HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GET INTO IT OR DON'T GET INTO IT
>> I LOVE HALLOWEEN. IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET INTO IT, BECAUSE -- FOR THOSE WHO
ARE FROM AFRICA, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT -- HALLOWEEN IS NOT SOMETHING WE REALLY
CELEBRATE THERE. BECAUSE MY PARENTS, MY MOM, MY GRANDM -- EVERYONE, THEY JUST
GO, "THAT'S WITCHCRAFT." >> Jimmy: AH WELL, YEAH
>> SO IF I WAS LIKE, "AH, I'M GONNA DRESS UP AS THE DEVIL," MY MOM WAS LIKE, "THEN I WILL
SEND YOU TO HELL." [ LAUGHTER ] SO -
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> THERE WAS NO -- >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT
TRICK-OR-TREAT >> SO IT'S SOMETHING THAT I GOT INTO IN AMERICA.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT -- >> AND I'M IN NOW.
I'M IN, I'M ENJOYING IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING --
ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS YOU'VE EVER DONE LAST YEAR YOU DRESSED AS -- YOU
WENT AS THE WEEKND >> I DID INDEED. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND IT WAS SO CONVINCING - >> I DID INDEED.
THAT'S -- THAT'S ME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ME.
I MEAN - >> Jimmy: I KNOW IT'S YOU. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT IT WAS SO CONVINCING YOU TOLD ME THAT PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT YOU
ACTUALLY WERE THE WEEKND >> CAN I TELL YOU? THIS IS ONE OF THE STRANGEST
EXPERIENCES I'VE EVER HAD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE I KNOW THE WEEKND AND I
LOOK SIMILAR FROM CERTAIN ANGLES THE JOKE I HAVE WITH HIM, IS I
GO, "I'M THE WEEKDAY," RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SO -- AND SO -- [ APPLAUSE ] I DECIDED FOR HALLOWEEN, I WAS
LIKE, "AH, WHAT'S EASY WHAT'S --" I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS GREAT
I'M JUST GONNA GO AS HIM," RIGHT? >> Jimmy: COURSE
>> AND I'M WALKING DOWNTOWN IN NEW YORK IT'S HALLOWEEN
EVERYONE IS DRESSED UP AS OTHER THINGS SOMEONE SCREAMS, "THE WEEKND!"
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO I GO, "YEAH, THAT'S THE OUTFIT
I GET IT." THEN SHE'S LIKE, "CAN I GET A SELFIE, THE WEEKND?"
AND I WAS LIKE, "WAIT, YOU THINK I AM THE WEEKND? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SHE'S LIKE, "YOU'RE THE WEEKND." WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
THEN I SAY, "I'M NOT THE WEEKND." SHE'S LIKE, "YOU'RE LYING, I
RECOGNIZE YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "WAIT.
WHY -- SO WHY WOULD THE WEEKND BE THE WEEKND FOR HALLOWEEN? >> Jimmy: -- HALLOWEEN
[ LAUGHTER ] >> "HOW DOES THIS WORK?" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HE WOULDN'T DRESS -- >> "WHAT IS -- WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
AND THEN -- AND THEN SHE GOT ANGRY. SHE GOT ANGRY.
I WAS LIKE, "I'M NOT --" SHE'S LIKE, "DON'T LIE STOP LYING
JUST TAKE A PHOTO. I LOVE YOUR -- 'I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE WHEN I'M
WITH YOU.'" >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I WAS LIKE, "I'M NOT -- I'M
NOT THE WEEKND." SHE WAS LIKE, "WHY ARE YOU BEING LIKE THIS?
I SAID, "'CAUSE I'M NOT THE WEEKND." >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE
WELL SHE'S LIKE, "I THOUGHT YOU WERE NICE. THEN I'M LIKE, "WELL, GUESS
THE WEEKND'S NOT NICE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE -- NOW YOU'RE GIVING HIM A BAD NAME
>> YEAH. SO NOW I'M GONNA GO AS HIM EVERY YEAR
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE SHOULD GO AS HIMSELF AND HAVE ONE NIGHT OFF
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW PROTECT HERE, "THE TURNING POINT.
>> YES I'M VERY EXCITED >> Jimmy: THIS IS VERY, VERY
INTERESTING. IT'S A BUNCH OF DOCUMENTARIES. IT'S ON MSNBC.
>> YES YES. >> Jimmy: AND THESE FILMS LOOK
AT ISSUES, LIKE CLIMATE CHANGE, VOTING RIGHTS. >> RIGHT
>> Jimmy: AND HOW DO YOU CHOOSE WHAT STORIES TO COVER WITH THESE?
>> WELL I'M -- I'M REALLY LUCKY THAT WE -- WE HAD A FANTASTIC TEAM THAT CAME TOGETHER TO
CREATE THIS IDEA, FOR LOOKING AT THE NEWS BEYOND JUST THE MOMENT THAT IT HAPPENS
YOU KNOW, I KNOW AMERICA LOVES THE TAKE OF THE DAY. I GET THAT
YOU KNOW, I DO A DAILY SHOW. BUT I SOMETIMES THINK THAT WE -- WE LOSE PERSPECTIVE IF WE
DON'T THINK ABOUT THE WHYS AND THE HOWS THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY
HOW DOES IT AFFECT PEOPLE IN A A WAY THAT YOU DIDN'T CONSIDER HOW DO YOU EVEN SEPARATE
YOURSELF FROM THE SURFACE ISSUE TO SPEAK ABOUT WHAT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING?
SO FOR INSTANCE, YOU KNOW, TALKING ABOUT POLARIZATION EVERYONE SAYS, "OH, AMERICA'S
POLARISED. EVERYBODY THINKS THIS, EVERYBODY THINKS THAT.
BUT, YOU KNOW, FOR ONE OF THE DOCUMENTARIES, WE LOOK AT, DO YOU EVER CONSIDER WHAT IT'S
LIKE TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE ARE CONSUMING TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT VERSIONS
OF WHAT'S ON THE NEWS? YOU KNOW, EVERYONE GOES, "THIS IS MY REALITY," AND ANOTHER
PERSON SAYS, "WELL, THIS IS MY REALITY. WHAT DOES THAT DO TO A COUNTRY
AND THAT'S WHAT WE LOOK AT IN ONE OF THOSE >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN LUCKY ENOUGH, YOU KNOW, THAT THE -- THE DOCUMENTARIES ARE PRODUCED
AND DIRECTED BY SOME OF THE MOST AMAZING PEOPLE. FOR INSTANCE, LEONARDO DiCAPRIO
PRODUCES ONE OF THE DOCUMENTARIES THAT LOOKS AT CLIMATE CHANGE, AND HOW IT TIES
PEOPLE'S LIVES TOGETHER. FOR INSTANCE, THE WILDFIRES IN PORTUGAL, HOW PEOPLE LIVES WERE
DESTROYED, HOW THEY FOUND EACH OTHER. BUT THEN ALSO HOW IT TIES INTO
A LARGER NARRATIVE OF HOW PEOPLE MOVE AROUND THE EARTH, AND WHY THEY MOVE AROUND THE
EARTH. >> Jimmy: AND HOW DID WE GET THERE, AND ALSO WHAT ARE WE
LEARNING AND HOW ARE WE -- AND WHAT ARE WE CHANGING >> YEAH.
BUT JUST, WITHOUT -- YOU KNOW, A LOT OF THE TIME IT'S -- EVERYTHING IS ASSOCIATED WITH
BLAME. AND I THINK SOMETIMES IF WE HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT
IS, WITHOUT LOOKING AT, LIKE, WHO YOU WANT TO OR NOT WANT TO BLAME, YOU CAN JUST HAVE A
A DISCUSSION AROUND THE WHY. AND THEN YOU CAN GO FROM THERE >> Jimmy: THE FIRST ONE IS
CALLED "SHOUTING DOWN MIDNIGHT." >> YES
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THAT >> IT'S A REALLY, REALLY WONDERFUL LOOK AT HOW ONE
LAWMAKER, ONE PERSON, IN FACT, CAN GO ON TO CREATE, YOU KNOW, RIPPLES IN A POND.
YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE WENDY DAVIS, WHO STOOD UP AND FILIBUSTERED A LAW THAT HAS AFFECTED SO MANY
MILLIONS OF WOMEN AROUND THIS COUNTRY. AND SHE DID IT IN HER STATE, IN
HER WORLD. AND THEN WHAT WE TRY TO SHOW YOU IS HOW THESE RIPPLES GO ON
TO CREATE CHANGE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. AND IT BECOMES LESS ABOUT THAT
INCIDENT, AND MORE ABOUT HOW PEOPLE CAN CREATE MORE CHANGE THAN THEY THINK THEY CAN IN THE
MOMENT THAT THEY DIP THEMSELVES INTO A POND. >> Jimmy: YEAH
I LOVE THAT. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THIS IS A LOOK AT THE FIRST FILM OF THE SERIES, "SHOUTING DOWN MIDNIGHT.
* >> WE ARE COMING BACK. WE ARE COMING BACK
>> THERE WERE THESE MOMENTS IN
THE DAY WHEN THE BUILDING WOULD LITERALLY COME ALIVE I COULD FEEL IT UNDER MY FEET.
>> LET HER SPEAK LET HER SPEAK. LET HER SPEAK.
>> UPSET BY THE THE CROWD'S BEHAVIOR, LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR
DEWHURST REFERRED TO THE FOLKS WHO THERE AS AN UNRULY MOB THEY'VE SINCE TAKEN THAT MANTRA
AND WORN IT WITH PRIDE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE DOCUMENTARY
SERIES "THE TURNING POINT" PREMIERES OCTOBER 23rd AT 10:00 P.M. ON MSNBC.
TREVOR, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, AND WE'LL SUPPORT ANYTHING YOU EVER DO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ALWAYS. THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A A GOOD MAN >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. THE WEEKND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. COME ON NOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> I WROTE A SONG THAT I
THOUGHT WAS SO CLEVER AT THE TIME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND IT'S CALLED "JACKIE. >> Jimmy: OOH. >> AND IT WAS LIKE, "AM I
WRITING ABOUT A GIRL, OR A A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I EVEN DREW A BOTTLE OF JACK ON IT'S SO CRINGE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A HOST AND "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLING COOKBOOK AUTHOR
WHO HAS A BRAND-NEW SHOW CALLED "EASY-BAKE BATTLE," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX
PLEASE WELCOME ANTONI POROWSKI, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE
SHOW >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME AGAIN. >> Jimmy: I LOVE HAVING YOU ON
THE SHOW I LOVE HAVING YOU. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR
PROJECTS I ALSO THINK IT'S FUNNY, EVERY TIME YOU COME ON WITH THE
"QUEER EYE" GROUP, THE CAST, IT'S SO FUN, BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS THAT YOU GUYS JUST, KIND
OF, LIVE TOGETHER. >> IT'S LIKE SEVEN OR EIGHT SEASONS IN, AND PEOPLE STILL
THINK THAT WE LIVE IN THIS LOFT TOGETHER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YES. >> IT -- IT REALLY BOGGLES MY MIND
>> Jimmy: NO, IT'S REAL. IT'S REAL. PEOPLE GO, LIKE, "OH, THAT'S
NORMAL." YEAH >> IT'S A LITTLE CONCERNING,
FRANKLY. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW
BUT LIKE, WE WERE EVEN AT -- WE WERE FLYING FROM -- ACTUALLY TO THE EMMYS FROM NEW ORLEANS
WHEN WE WERE FILMING OUR LATEST SEASON AND SOMEONE STOPPED US IN THE
AIRPORT. AND THIS THING THAT THEY DO, THEY'RE LIKE, "ARE YOU GUYS
ACTUALLY DOING AN EPISODE RIGHT NOW? AND THEY LOOK AROUND TO SEE IF
THERE ARE, LIKE, ACTUAL CAMERAS. AND IT'S LIKE -- LIKE, WE'RE IN
AN AIRPORT LIKE, WE'RE ALL WEARING SWEATPANTS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, NO THEY'RE LIKE, "OH WAIT, ARE YOU SURPRISING ME?
>> YEAH, EXACTLY >> Jimmy: "WITH A MAKEOVER LET'S GO!"
>> IT'S SO BIZARRE >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, YOU PROBABLY CAME BACK FROM THE
EMMYS WITH AN EMMY 'CAUSE YOU WON ANOTHER EMMY SINCE I SAW YOU.
CONGRATULATIONS. >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK HALLOWEEN, BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR PARTNER, KEVIN, HAVE SOME
AWESOME HALLOWEEN COSTUMES AND HERE'S ONE FROM ONE YEAR AGO.
YOU GO ALL-OUT THIS ONE, YOU WERE BLOCKBUSTER BACK FROM THE DEAD
>> OKAY, SO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I HAVE TO FULLY GIVE CREDIT --
HE'S SITTING SOMEWHERE HERE. >> Jimmy: KEVIN. >> FULLY CREDIT TO KEV
KEV IS BEYOND -- HE HAS LIKE A A DEEP PATHOLOGICAL OBSESSION WITH HALLOWEEN
OCTOBER 1st, I START GETTING TEXTS DURING HIS WORK BREAKS NOT WHILE HE'S WORKING
[ LAUGHTER ] WHERE HE STARTS -- >> Jimmy: BUSTED
>> HE STARTS LIKE TRYING TO, LIKE, FIGURE OUT WHAT WE'RE GONNA WEAR
WE HAVE A FEW THAT WE'RE KIND OF LIKE SHORT LISTING. AND THEN WE HAVE -
SO, ONE OF THEM, WE'RE BOTH OBSESSED AS KIDS WITH "CALVIN AND HOBBES."
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. AND HE'S 6'3", SO HE CAN BE HOBBES, AND I CAN BE CALVIN.
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> SO THAT WAS ONE >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT.
>> ANOTHER ONE WAS THE TETHERS FROM "US." JORDAN PEELE
>> Jimmy: YES. WHAT WOULD - >> CREEPY AND KIND OF LIKE
SCARY, WITH THE FACES AND EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOT THE PIG
EYES OKAY GOOD. >> ANOTHER ONE WAS BERT AND
ERNIE. BUT I FEEL LIKE THAT'S KIND OF BEEN DONE.
LIKE, ARE THEY ROOMMATES AND -- >> Jimmy: ARE THEY ROOMMATES
>> THERE'S ONE THAT I THINK WE'RE GOING TO GO FOR, BUT CAN I WHISPER IT IN YOUR EAR
BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO SHARE IT WITH EVERYBODY. BECAUSE WE WANT IT TO BE, LIKE,
A SURPRISE >> Jimmy: QUEST, CAN YOU JUST PLAY -- GIVE US SOME MUSIC
HERE >> OKAY. *
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S GOOD, YEAH >> IS THAT IT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S IT -- BUT YOU -- >> KEV, WE HAVE A WINNER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ARE WE GOING TO GET A LOT OF HATE
>> Jimmy: YES. YOU'LL BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, BUT IT'S VERY FUNNY.
YEAH, YEAH, GOOD I WAS DOING A LITTLE RESEARCH ON YOU
I FOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE IN A A BAND CALLED THE SILVER SPOONS
WHEN WAS THIS? AND TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: AND I WISH I HAD - YOUR FACE IS GETTING RED RIGHT NOW JUST THINKING ABOUT IT
>> SO, THE BAND LASTED MAYBE ABOUT ONE SEMESTER IN COLLEGE. AND WE WERE SO HORRIBLE.
LIKE, WE WERE BASICALLY -- WE WERE OBSESSED WITH THE STROKES, AND JET, AND BLOCK PARTY AND
BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> AND RICHARD ASHCROFT AND
OASIS. SO WE LIKE -- WE WANTED TO JUST BE THEM.
WE HAD THE LONG GREASY HAIR THAT WE NEVER WASHED >> Jimmy: YES.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THE RIPPED JEANS AND THE COWBOY BOOTS
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND SILVER SPOONS?
>> SILVER SPOONS >> Jimmy: SILVER SPOONS. >> BECAUSE WE WERE BORN WITH A
A LIKE SILVER SPOON. IT'S SO CRINGE WE NEVER PLAYED A SINGLE SHOW.
>> Jimmy: I GO, "DO YOU HAVE ANY LYRICS OR ANYTHING?" AND YOU FOUND SOME LYRICS.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: IS THIS GONNA -- >> SO, I LITERALLY WENT -- I
HAVE THIS JOURNAL THAT MY SISTER GOT ME THAT I'VE LITERALLY HAVE HAD SINCE --
SINCE BEFORE MAY 20th, 2004. WHERE I WOULD JUST WRITE ABOUT MY EXISTENTIAL ANGST AND TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT MY LIFE. AND I WROTE A SONG THAT I THOUGHT WAS SO CLEVER AT THE
TIME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND IT'S CALLED "JACKIE.
AND IT WAS LIKE, "AM I WRITING ABOUT A GIRL OR A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS?"
I EVEN DREW A BOTTLE OF JACK ON THE SIDE LIKE IT'S SO -- IT'S SO CRINGE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "JACKIE. CAN I JUST HEAR A COUPLE
LYRICS >> YEAH. "HEY, JACKIE, I SEE YOU UP
BEHIND THE BAR DON'T HIDE, 'CAUSE I CAN SEE EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE.
LIKE, THAT SOUNDS PREDATORY. [ LAUGHTER ] COME TO ME, DON'T RUN, 'CAUSE
YOU WON'T GET VERY FAR OKAY, THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT DIDN'T AGE WELL >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ABOUT JACK DANIELS, BUT IT COULD BE
ABOUT JACKIE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT
>> THIS IS MY GIFT TO YOU. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT
I WILL NEVER SHOW ANYONE THE FULL LYRICS. BUT THIS IS AWESOME THAT YOU
TRUST ME THIS MUCH LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW HIT SHOW, "EASY-BAKE BATTLE.
>> YES >> Jimmy: IT'S LOOSELY BASED - >> THINGS THAT I'M NOT
EMBARRASSED ABOUT. YEAH >> Jimmy: -- ON THE EASY-BAKE
OVEN >> YES >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S
BRILLIANT. AND THE SHOW FEATURES A LOT OF HACKS, WHICH I'M INTO.
AS SOMEONE WHO COOKS, DO YOU KNOW A LOT OF HACKS THAT YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD
OR >> I FEEL LIKE THERE ARE SO MANY HACKS THAT I USE THAT, YOU
KNOW, CHEFS USE TRADITIONALLY THAT I NOTICE THAT HOME COOKS ARE USING NOW ON TIKTOK THAT
ARE COMING UP. LIKE WE HAD PEELING GINGER WITH A SPOON TO REMOVE THE SKIN
INSTEAD OF CUTTING IT OFF, SO YOU, LIKE, LOSE TOO MUCH OF THE FLESH.
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU CAN MICROWAVE A POTATO AND MAKE AMAZING MASHED POTATOES,
WHICH I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT. >> Jimmy: REALLY I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT EITHER
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: NO >> IF YOU BURN YOURSELF, MY
FATHER TAUGHT ME THIS, HE'S A PHYSICIAN. I THINK IT'S A FACT.
LET'S JUST GO WITH IT. DADS -- WHEN ARE DADS WRONG? IF YOU BURN YOURSELF, THE
COLDEST PART OF YOUR BODY IS ACTUALLY YOUR EAR LOBE, BECAUSE THERE'S THE LEAST AMOUNT OF
CIRCULATION. SO, YOU CAN COOL YOURSELF OFF. BECAUSE YOU OFTEN BURN YOURSELF
IF YOU TOUCH SOMETHING WITH YOUR INDEX FINGER. SO, YOU CAN COOL YOURSELF OFF
WITH YOUR EAR LOBE >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THIS IS THE HACKS WE WANT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP THIS IS "EASY-BAKE BATTLE.
TAKE A LOOK.
A LITTLE BOWL OF WATER, A SELECTION OF LITERALLY
WHATEVER YOU WANT, ICE CUBE TRAY WITH SARAN WRAP *
YOU GET IT ALREADY >> I'M DONE. I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS.
>> AND A LITTLE SCOOP AS WELL. JUST PUT IN WHATEVER ELEMENTS YOU WANT INTO THE BOTTOM
SO, THEN, THIS SCOOP GIVES YOU THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF RICE *
AND THEN WHAT I DO IS JUST WET MY FINGERS BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THOSE
LITTLE GRAINS TO STICK AND THEN JUST PRESS IT IN, AND THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS, IT'S
LITERALLY READY. >> CUTE. OH, MY GOD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON. INSTANT SUSHI, COME ON
>> ISN'T THAT CUTE >> Jimmy: YES, I LOVE THAT >> YEAH.
ANTONI POROWSKI. "EASY-BAKE BATTLE" IS STREAMING ON NETFLIX, RIGHT NOW!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE ILLUSTRATOR OF "CON POLLO"
ANDREA CAMPOS. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ARTIST WHO
ILLUSTRATED THIS NEW BOOK RIGHT HERE A CHILDREN'S BOOK CALLED "CON
POLLO," BY ME AND JENNIFER LOPEZ PLEASE WELCOME ANDREA CAMPOS
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THIS IS SO EXCITING
>> Jimmy: WELCOME. LOOK AT THIS IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S REAL.
ANDREA, WELCOME TO THE SHOW. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS
"CON POLLO" IS OFFICIALLY OUT. IT'S OUT THIS WEEK IT'S OFFICIALLY IN BOOKSTORES.
IT'S OUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HAVE YOU -- HAVE YOU BEEN TO
BOOKSTORES YET TO SEE IT >> I HAVE, BUT I THINK THE MOST SURREAL THING I'VE SEEN SO FAR,
IS THAT I WAS WALKING DOWN MIDTOWN -- OR IN MIDTOWN AND I SEE A GIANT BILLBOARD
WITH POLLO ON IT AND I HAD NEVER IMAGINED I WOULD SEE A 30 FOOT POLLO ON
THE SIDE OF A BUILDING BUT I DID. >> Jimmy: THAT YOU DREW?
>> YEAH, THAT TOO. THAT I DREW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE AMAZINGLY TALENTED I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR
BACKGROUND A LITTLE BIT. BECAUSE A FEW YEARS AGO, YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING VERY
DIFFERENT. >> YEAH, SO, BACK IN 2020, I WAS IN A MARKETING JOB, REALLY
QUESTIONING WHAT WAS NEXT? WHAT I SHOULD REALLY BE DOING. AND AT THAT POINT, I DECIDED I
KNEW I WANTED TO BE DOING SOMETHING MORE CREATIVE. AND MY HEART WAS SET ON BEING
A FULL-TIME PHOTOGRAPHER SO, I MUSTERED UP THE COURAGE TO QUIT MY JOB AND LEAVE THAT
STABILITY BEHIND AND DECIDED TO GO FREELANCE IN JANUARY 2020
NOT KNOWING THAT MARCH 2020 WAS COMING AND EFFECTIVELY, BECAUSE OF
THAT, I BECAME UNEMPLOYED OVERNIGHT. WAS REALLY GETTING STRESSED AND
OVERWHELMED. AND I THINK WE ALL KIND OF COPED IN DIFFERENT WAYS IN
THOSEE EARLY PANDEMIC DAYS I JUST DREW. I DREW AND I DREW AND I DREW
IT BROUGHT ME SO MUCH PEACE AND COMFORT. IT WAS LIKE THIS LITTLE SAFE
SPACE THAT I CREATED FOR MYSELF AND SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE, I
WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS I MISS TALKING TO PEOPLE."
YOU KNOW, I MISS INTERACTING WITH PEOPLE. SO, I'M GOING TO SHARE THESE
ONLINE AND JUST LIKE HAVE FUN WITH IT. AND BEFORE I KNEW IT, I HAD
BUILT A LITTLE BIT OF AN ONLINE COMMUNITY THAT WAS REALLY SUPPORTIVE OF ME AND MY ARTWORK
AND STARTED ME DOWN THIS BRAND-NEW PATH >> Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR NAME
AGAIN ON INSTAGRAM >> IT'S DREYSDOODLES >> Jimmy: DREYSDOODLES
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU POSTED ONE THAT GOT A LOT OF ATTENTION.
IT WAS A DRAWING YOU DID YOU DID OF MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. >> I DID
>> Jimmy: DON'T JUST SHARE MY QUOTES, LIVE MY WORDS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT GOT A LOT OF ATTENTION AND BEING LIKED BY VERY FAMOUS PEOPLE, INCLUDING OUR VERY OWN
QUESTLOVE LIKED THIS DRAWING AS WELL >> YEAH, HE SHARED IT.
THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS SURREAL, BECAUSE THIS
WAS SOMETHING THAT REALLY CAME FROM THE HEART WHERE I FELT LIKE IT WAS AN IMPORTANT
MESSAGE TO SHARE SO, SEEING FOLKS LIKE QUESTLOVE SHARE IT, WANDA SYKES,
OCTAVIA SPENCER. I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING HERE
MAYBE I SHOULD PURSUE THIS DRAWING THING PROFESSIONALLY MAYBE I CAN REALLY USE MY
ARTISTIC SKILLS TO TACKLE DIFFERENT TOPICS AND SUBJECTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH
AND THEN -- WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT THAT WE WERE WORKING TOGETHER
>> ACTUALLY, AT A REALLY INTERESTING POINT IN MY ART JOURNEY.
I HAD BEEN PITCHING MYSELF FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS TO DIFFERENT ART DIRECTORS AND EDITORS AND
GETTING ABSOLUTELY ZERO RESPONSES. SO, I WAS FEELING, LIKE, REALLY
DEFEATED LIKE, "OKAY, MAYBE I WAS WRONG MAYBE I SHOULD GO BACK TO THE
MARKETING JOB. AND THAT'S WHEN I GOT AN EMAIL FROM McMILLEN PUBLISHING
AND I WAS LIKE, WAIT, WHAT AGAIN, IN MY PITY PARTY STATE LIKE, "THIS PUBLISHING HOUSE IS
ASKING ME TO ILLUSTRATE A PICTURE BOOK THIS CAN'T BE REAL
I NEED TO GOOGLE THEM. THIS IS PROBABLY A SCAM. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON."
I GOOGLE THEM. THEY'RE A VERY REAL COMPANY AND A VERY BIG DEAL.
SO, I'M LIKE, "OKAY, LET ME RESPOND AND KIND OF JUST SEE WHAT THEY SAY.
SO, I TELL THEM "I'M ABSOLUTELY INTERESTED IN LEARNING MORE ABOUT THIS PICTURE BOOK, TELL
ME MORE. THAT'S WHEN THEY VERY CALMLY WERE LIKE, "THIS IS ABOUT
A BILINGUAL POLLO. I'M LIKE, "OH, THAT SOUNDS REALLY COOL.
"OH, BY THE WAY, THE BOOK IS WRITTEN BY JIMMY FALLON AND JENNIFER LOPEZ."
QUE? I'M SITTING IN MY PITY PARTY, GRAY ON GRAY OUTFIT IN THE
RAIN, JUST LIKE -- >> Jimmy: GRAY ON GRAY >> YEAH, IT'S MY GROUTFIT.
JUST LIKE SO SAD, LOOKING AT THIS EMAIL AND THERE'S LIKE A BUNCH OF
DIFFERENT SCENARIOS PLAYING IN MY BRAIN, LIKE HOW IS THIS GOING TO PLAY OUT?
I CAN TELL YOU WHOLE HEARTEDLY, NONE OF THEM INCLUDED THIS LIKE THIS AT ALL
[ LAUGHTER ] OR A 30-FOOT POLLO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I MEAN, RIGHT? SO, ONCE I KIND OF PROCESSED THAT, I'M LIKE, "WELL, I'M
OBVIOUSLY GOING TO SAY YES." AND THEN I MAKE A PROMISE TO MYSELF
I'M LIKE, "OKAY, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO CONTROL THE OUTCOME OF THIS.
BUT WHAT YOU CAN CONTROL IS DESIGNING THE CUTEST, BADDEST CHICKEN THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
AND HOPE THAT EVERYONE LOVES IT." >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
AND I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS. WE ACUTALLY -- WE MADE IT INTO A PLUSHY
[ AUDIENCE AWWs THIS IS -- THIS IS POLLO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> HE'S SO CUTE! >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOU. YOU DREW THIS.
YOU MADE THIS. THAT'S YOURS SHE'S SO CUTE, RIGHT
>> SO CUTE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M SO THANKFUL,
YOU'RE SO TALENTED THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF MANY, MANY THINGS.
AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW, ANDREA >> THANK YOU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ANDREA CAMPOS, EVERYBODY!
"CON POLLO" IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM LIL BABY.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "RUSSIAN ROULETTE" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "IT'S ONLY ME," GIVE IT UP FOR
LIL BABY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* KNOW MY GRANDMA HAPPY *
* FINALLY GOT MY TOGETHER TOLD BRO WE'LL TAK THE TOWN IF WE JUST *
* STICK TOGETHE EVERY TIME BRO CATCH A BID WE DO THAT THANG TOGETHER *
* I KNOW HE GOT TWO PHONE BUT I STIL SENT THE LETTE
'CAUSE I KNOW * * HOW THAT FEEL DON'T COMPARE ME
TO NO OTHER RAPPER * * I FEEL LIKE MY STUFF REAL FRONTING BOW
AN BEFORE I GOT A DEAL * * IT'S LOVE FASHO
BUT YOU DON BROKE THE CODE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL I AIN'T TOLD NOBODY *
* NO FOR REAL SINCE I GOT A MILL I'M TIED I
ANOTHER BLOODY SUMMER * * IN ATLANT DONE LOST FIVE FRIENDS
MAMA TOLD ME * * THAT WATER WAS COLD I STILL HAD DIVED IN
NEVER LET NOBODY * * TAKE ME OUT IT'S BEEF WE DINE IN
MY DOG DONE LOST HIS MIND * * I PRAY TO GOD TO HELP HI
I WAS IN A DARK SPOT * * BUT I CAME BACK AND I BROKE THE KNOB
REMIXING MY COUNTRY BOY * * FOR A PROFI NOW A RUN THE CHARTS
I DON'T NEED YO COMMENT * * NAH THIS THE STUFF
THAT I LIVE FO AT LEAST FIVE PEOPLE * * THAT WOULD FOR ME
100 RACK FOR MY KID LAWYER * * IT AIN'T MY FAULT
SHE DON'T GOT MORALS I GOT RICH * * ON MY LIFE STOR
I LEFT THE STREETS IN A PATTY WAGON CAME BACK *
* AND GOT RIGHT TO IT NEVER QUESTION MY LOYALT IF IT'S THAT DEEP *
* THEN DON'T DO I SEEM TO GO MY HARDES WHEN I'M GOING THROUGH I
THROUGH WITH THAT * * SAID I'M DONE BUT THEN I DOUBLED BAC
ARE YOU DUMB * * YOU THE ONE AND I'M BECAUSE OF THA
FIREARM ALWAYS O I BE CLUTCHING THAT * * KNOW I'M WRON
OUT HERE PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE * * ALL MY LIFE
I HAD TO FIGHT I FEEL LIKE MIKE * * SHOOT OUT
EVERY OTHER WEEK WE HAD THAT * * WOMEN EVERY OTHER NIGHT
I'M PAST THA I'MMA ALWAYS PLAY MY PART * * GIVE A 'BOUT NO AWARD
I STILL AIN'T DROPPE MY HARDEST * * I'M TRYNA GET
ON SOME ARTIST MY MIND STIL IN THE APARTMENTS *
* MY ACCOUNTANT SAY I NEED TO SLOW IT DOWN ALL THESE DIOR GARMENT
CLOSE MY EYES * * AND THINK ABOUT WHERE I COME FRO
WHEN I'M PERFORMIN I'M ON TOP OF EVERY DIME * * I CHECK MY BALANC
EVERY MORNIN I'M RELAXING * * WITH A BAD ON
THEY BE ASKING CAN THEY JOIN US * * AND MY LEFT WRIST ON CRIP
THESE BRACELET 60 POINTERS * * AND THE MAYBACH'S
BACK-TO-BACK ON THE SOUTH SID IT WAS ME AND GUNNA *
* I'M PUTTING O FOR MY PEOPLE 'NEM SAY THE WRONG WORDS *
* WE DELETING HIM NO DOUBT ABOUT I THEY BELIEVE IN HIM *
* I WON'T LET THEM DOWN I PROMIS I REALLY CRIED
WHEN MARLO DIED * * I FELT IT ALL IN MY STOMAC
ON THE SAME THAN THAT I BEEN ON * * I AIN'T NEVER
SWITCHING MY FORMULA I REMEMBER THEY * * MADE FUN OF M
CAN'T BEEF WITH NOBODY UNDER ME * * THESE LIL GUY
SHOULD HONOR M I'M WAY UP ON THEM HONESTLY *
* FOUR BUILDING IN THE LAST MONT I'M BOOSTING
UP MY ECONOMY * * FOUR MILLIO THAT WAS THIS WEEK
WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL * * WANNA COME FOR ME YEAH THROUGH WITH THAT
SAID I'M DONE * * BUT THEN I DOUBLED BACK ARE YOU DUMB
YOU THE ONE * * AND I'M BECAUSE OF THAT FIREARM ALWAYS O
I BE CLUTCHING THAT * * KNOW I'M WRON OUT HERE
PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE * * ALL MY LIFE I HAD TO FIGHT
I FEEL LIKE MIKE SHOOT OUTS * * EVERY OTHER WEE
WE HAD THA WOMEN EVERY OTHER NIGH I'M PAST THAT *
* I'MMA ALWAYS PLAY MY PART GIVE A 'BOUT NO AWARDS AND STUFF *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD
COME ON, BUDDY THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LIL BABY, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
TREVOR NOAH, ANTONI POROWSKI, ANDREA CAMPOS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LIL BABY AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA,
PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
BYE-BYE! THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE