>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SIGOURNEY WEAVER
MICHAELA COEL, MUSICAL GUEST, ZEDD AND MAREN MORRIS
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1732
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS A GREAT CROWD. LOVE YOU GUYS.
LOVE YOU RIGHT BACK. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME. HEY, GUYS, SOME FUN HOLIDAY
NEWS, MARIAH CAREY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THIS DECEMBER, SHE'S PLAYING A CHRISTMAS SHOW
AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MARIAH CAREY CHRISTMAS SHOW IN
NEW YORK CITY. WHEN THEY HEARD THAT, THE ROCKETTES WERE LIKE, "STAY IN
YOUR LANE, GIRL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "STAY IN YOUR LANE."
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: SO, IF YOU WANT TO HEAR "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
IS YOU," YOU CAN EITHER GO TO THE CONCERT OR ANY CVS FROM NOW UNTIL JANUARY.
THERE YOU GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME OTHER NEW YORK NEWS,
YESTERDAY, SENATOR TED CRUZ WAS ON "THE VIEW," AND HE GOT HECKLED AND CURSED AT BY SOME
PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE [ CHEERS ] DON'T WORRY, AFTER A FEW
MINUTES, SECURITY WAS ABLE TO REMOVE JOY AND WHOOPI FROM THE SET, AND SO THEN -
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME OF THE HECKLERS WERE CLIMATE ACTIVISTS.
THE REST WERE A GROUP OF MOMS WHO WERE MAD THAT TED CRUZ WAS THE GUEST THEY WERE SEEING ON
"THE VIEW. IT'S LIKE, "COME ON! SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON --
TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN GOT THE UPDATED COVID BOOSTER SHOT, AND ENCOURAGED AMERICANS TO DO THE
SAME THAT'S RIGHT A 79-YEAR-OLD GETTING A SHOT ON
TV YOU KNOW HOW EXCITED EVERYONE WAS FOR TAYLOR SWIFT'S ALBUM TO
DROP THIS WASN'T LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, THIS WAS BIDEN'S FIFTH COVID SHOT MOST AMERICANS ARE LIKE, "I'M
JUST GONNA WAIT 'TIL THEY ALL COME OUT AND BINGE 'EM ALL AT ONCE."
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I SAW THIS TODAY - BOB WOODWARD RELEASED AN AUDIO
BOOK OF HIS 20 INTERVIEWS WITH FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP CALLED "THE TRUMP TAPES."
AND I DIDN'T KNOW THIS, BUT APPARENTLY, AT ONE POINT, WOODWARD ASKED TRUMP SOME
RAPID-FIRE QUESTIONS HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS >> Steve: REALLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S FASCINATING. TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS.
RAPID-FIRE QUESTIONS, MR. PRESIDENT? >> HIT ME.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> FAVORITE TV SERIES, NOT "THE APPRENTICE."
>> "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE." >> GREATEST HERO >> MEATBALL.
>> BACH, MOZART, OR BEETHOVEN? >> REPRESENTATIVE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> FAVORITE CHUCK? >> TIE -- NORRIS AND E. CHEESE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> GUILTY PLEASURE >> ALL MY PLEASURES ARE NOT GUILTY
>> WHAT DO YOU COLLECT >> CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS. >> [ BLEEP ], MARRY, KILL?
>> PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY, COLONEL SANDERS, MIKE PENCE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: REALLY INTERESTING RAPID-FIRE QUESTIONS >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: GUYS, THIS IS VERY
EXCITING WE'RE ONLY SIX DAYS AWAY FROM HALLOWEEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I HEARD THAT SOME OF THIS YEAR'S MOST POPULAR COSTUMES
ARE SPIDER-MAN, THE "STRANGER THINGS" KIDS, AND DINOSAURS. WHILE THE LEAST POPULAR IS
ANTISEMITIC GUY. AND -- [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
>> Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE LEAST POPULAR.
THE LEAST POPULAR COSTUME. YEAH EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT
THIS - TODAY, AFTER WEEKS OF PUBLIC PRESSURE, ADIDAS FINALLY ENDED
THEIR PARTNERSHIP WITH KANYE WEST - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
-- DUE TO HIS ANTISEMITIC REMARKS. I THINK WE FINALLY ANSWERED THE
QUESTION, "IS THERE SUCH A A THING AS BAD PUBLICITY?" YES, I THINK THERE IS.
YUP. KANYE HAS NOW LOST HIS DEALS WITH ADIDAS, BALENCIAGA, AND
MANISCHEWITZ [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HEY!
>> Jimmy: AND NOW GAP ALSO ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE PULLING ALL YEEZY PRODUCTS FROM THEIR
STORES [ AUDIENCE OHS ] MEANWHILE, T.J. MAXX IS LIKE,
"WE'LL SELL WHATEVER YOU GOT." [ LAUGHTER ] "WE LET IT RIP IN THIS PLACE."
SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, THE FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION WANTS TO HOLD THE CEO OF ALCOHOL
DELIVERY SERVICE, DRIZLY, ACCOUNTABLE FOR A A 2020 DATA BREACH
IN RESPONSE, DRIZLY RELEASED THIS STATEMENT "WHATEVERS FEDERAL TRADES
OFFICER. YOU DISMISSED ACTUALLY MESSED UP."
[ HICCUP ] "I WOULD SAY THAT, BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
[ APPLAUSE ] WELL, GET THIS, I READ THAT APPLE IS NOW SELLING A DOOR
LOCK FOR YOUR HOUSE THAT YOU CAN UNLOCK WITH AN iPHONE. YEP, SO IN CASE YOU LOSE YOUR
iPHONE, MAKE SURE TO KEEP A SPARE ONE UNDER THE MAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
BREAKING INTO SOMEONE'S HOME IS ABOUT TO BE SUPER EASY JUST STAND ON THE PORCH AND
YELL "SIRI, UNLOCK HOUSE." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, A NEW REPORT SAYS THAT
SINCE THE PANDEMIC, PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN WORSE AT INTERACTING WITH EACH OTHER.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE. DO YOU AGREE WITH THAT, TARIQ? >> Tariq: GOOD
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, OFF TO A BAD START.
HIGGINS, HOW YOU BEEN? >> Steve: THANKS, YOU TOO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, 0 FOR 2 ONE LAST TRY LET'S GO WITH MIKE, THE CAMERA
GUY. HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M WELL, JIMMY
THANKS FOR ASKING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
FINALLY, A NORMAL RESPONSE WELL, THIS IS WILD DUE TO A BROKEN ELEVATOR, FIVE
TOURISTS WERE STUCK IN THE GRAND CANYON HOTEL FOR OVER A DAY.
200 FEET UNDERGROUND YEP, THE ONLY PERSON IN A DEEPER HOLE IS KANYE WEST.
YEAH [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GUYS, FINALLY -- [ APPLAUSE ] -- IT IS TUESDAY, IT IS TIME
FOR "WETWEET." HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* WETWEET WETWEET * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WELCOME TO "WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP,
DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE
DIFFERENT TWEETS WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR
NOT. YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS
I CAN SEE EVERYONE JUST LOOKING AT EACH OTHER, CONFUSED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BUT THEY SHOULD BE THERE, SOMEWHERE. YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM,
IF YOU WANT. YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM, IF YOU WANT.
WHATEVER YOU WANT, AND WE'D LIKE TO SEE THE RESULTS HERE LIVE
THIS IS REAL HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU HAVE CLICKERS TOO
>> Steve: I'M A CLICKER. >> Jimmy: YEP, GOOD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE, ON THE SHOW, SO YOU ALL
CAN LIKE IT AND "WETWEET" IT [ AUDIENCE AHS ] YEAH, IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THE FIRST TWEET IS, "HALLOWEEN IS 20% GETTING YOUR COSTUME,
80% WAITING FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO 'GET' YOUR COSTUME." ALL RIGHT.
* >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: STARTING OFF SLOW.
I'M GONNA SAY YES FOR THAT, JUST 'CAUSE IT'S STARTING OFF SLOW
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU WEAR THE COSTUME, AND THEN YOU ASK -- YOU GET IT,
AND THEN - >> Steve: "GET IT? GET WHAT IT IS?"
>> Jimmy: "DO YOU GET IT?" >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I UNDERSTOOD
THE VOTES ARE IN THEY WERE IN ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, I COULD TELL.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S NOT BAD ALL RIGHT, 122 SAID "NO THANKS."
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S FINE ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS NEXT ONE?
THE NEXT ONE SAYS, "SO ARE SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP RELATED, COWORKERS, OR A THROUPLE, OR
WHAT?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] *
SO ARE - MM, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE.
>> Steve: YEAH, RICE CRISPIES? >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE
I WOULD HAVE SAID "SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP ARE A A THROUPLE, FIGHT ME."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: I'D SAY -- I'D SAY, "SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP ARE A
A THROUPLE DON'T @ ME." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH, YEAH RIGHT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE EITHER LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS
ONE. OH, ALL RIGHT, IT'S GETTING UP THERE.
PEOPLE ARE WARMING UP. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: TO THE IDEA --
>> Steve: A LITTLE BIT -- THEY'RE GOING -- >> Jimmy: THEY'RE WARMING UP TO
THE IDEA, AND SEEING THAT THIS IS REAL, IN REALTIME >> Steve: YEAH
YEAH THEY'RE NOT USED TO PRESSING BUTTONS.
>> Jimmy: THESE ARE BIG DECISIONS. >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: 'CAUSE ONE OF THESE COULD BE TWEETED - >> Steve: IT'S UP TO THEM.
IT'S UP TO YOU GUYS WHICH ONE GOES OUT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
YOU READY FOR THIS NEXT ONE? >> Steve: SNAP, CRACKLE, POP, MAN.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, IT SAYS, "I'M NOT TRYING TO SOUND SMART, PER SE, BUT I ALSO DEFINITELY
DON'T KNOW WHAT PER SE MEANS." [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Steve: YEAH, THERE YOU GO YOU WARMED 'EM UP. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WARMED 'EM UP
A LITTLE BIT I'M STILL NOT AT -- NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE LAUGHED.
>> Steve: I THINK THIS ONE'S GOING TO -- THE HIGHEST ONE. >> Jimmy: YOU THINK THAT ONE'S
GETTING -- THE HIGHEST, DO YOU THINK? >> Steve: THE HIGHEST ONE SO
FAR. >> Jimmy: TARIQ, YOU THINK SO? ALL RIGHT, YEAH.
I THINK IT'S UP THERE. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? LIKE, THE -- DID WE BREAK
A HUNDRED ON THIS ONE? >> Steve: YEAH, I THINK WE MIGHT BREAK --
YEAH, 101 I'M GONNA SAY. OR 98. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING >> Tariq: I'M GONNA SAY 104. >> Jimmy: QUEST?
[ DRUMROLL ] >> Questlove: 113. >> Jimmy: I'M GONNA SAY 120.
>> Steve: 120, WOW >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS ] *
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WOW. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW -
>> Steve: IT WASN'T THAT GOOD. >> Jimmy: THAT WASN'T THAT GOOD AT ALL
NO, YOU'RE BEING VERY NICE ALL RIGHT. NEXT UP, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE
HERE IT SAYS, "SOMETIMES I LOOK INTO THE MIRROR, AND I DON'T
RECOGNIZE THE MAN I SEE ANYMORE, UNTIL I REALIZE I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING OUT MY BEDROOM
WINDOW AND I NEED TO CALL THE POLICE." [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> Steve: THERE YOU GO COME ON, THAT'S A BIGGY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A LOT TO DO >> Steve: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A LOT TO CHEW ON, BUT IT'S WORTH IT. >> Steve: IT'S WORTH THE RIDE,
YEAH * >> Jimmy: YOU -- GOT YOU ON
THAT ONE >> Questlove: I LIKE THAT ONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE THAT ONE
TOO. ALL RIGHT, I THINK THAT ONE'S UP THERE TOO
>> Steve: I THINK IT'S UP THERE. >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S UP
THERE. BUT THE LAST ONE WAS HIGH. >> Steve: THAT WAS MAYBE
ARTIFICIALLY HIGH. >> Jimmy: YEAH LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS
ONE. OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* GOOD, GOOD, BUT STILL NOT -- >> Steve: NOT AS HIGH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: "PER SE" IS THE ONE, YEAH WE HAVE ONE LAST ONE HERE.
THIS LAST ONE IS, "THERE'S A A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A A HEATED TOILET SEAT, AND
A TOILET SEAT THAT'S WARM. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ]
THERE YOU GO >> Steve: COME ON. YOU'VE GOT TO BEAT 188
>> Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS GONNA -- >> Steve: COME ON.
THAT'S THE WINNER, PEOPLE. COME ON. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE STILL
LAUGHING SO, THIS ONE FEELS GOOD. >> Steve: YEAH, COME ON.
CLICK YES. >> Jimmy: GO AHEAD, GIVE A A WAVE
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO WAVE GO FOR IT, YEAH. CAN WE GET SOME SHOTS OF THE
AUDIENCE YEAH, GIVE A GOOD WAVE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I THINK THIS ONE - >> Steve: I THINK -- >> Jimmy: THIS ONE MIGHT BE THE
CLOSEST TO 100%. >> Steve: I WOULD HOPE SO. >> Jimmy: AUDIENCE ENJOYED THIS
ONE. I THINK SO LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
YEAH [ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WOW. THAT'S A HISTORY-MAKING TWEET, RIGHT THERE.
HISTORY! THANK YOU! THE WINNER IS NUMBER FIVE.
I'M GONNA POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED,
GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A "WETWEET" AND ENJOY. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
SIGOURNEY WEAVER IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THE COOLEST. THE BEST FROM "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA
FOREVER," MICHAELA COEL IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM ZEDD AND MAREN MORRIS THAT'S A BIG SHOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND/ WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MY LATEST "DO NOT
READ" LIST COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: IN THIS MOVIE, YOU HAD TO LEARN HOW TO, LIKE, HOLD
YOUR BREATH FOR A LONG TIME. >> WE DID. AND WE HAD THIS AMAZING TEACHER
NAMED KIRK CRACK WE HAD HIM FOR ABOUT A YEAR TRAINING US TO -- TO DO BREATH
HOLDS. AND, YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY GOT UP TO SIX AND A HALF MINUTES
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK
I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I APPRECIATE YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE THIS TIME OF YEAR
FALL IS IN FULL SWING, THE WEATHER IS GETTING CHILLY, WHICH MEANS IT'S A GREAT TIME
TO SNUGGLE UP WITH A GOOD BOOK AND I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS READING ANY BAD BOOKS.
SO TO HELP YOU OUT, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU SOME BOOKS THAT YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
THAT'S RIGHT IT'S TIME FOR MY LATEST INSTALLMENT OF MY "DO NOT READ
LIST." HERE WE GO
* DO NOT READ
DO NOT REA DO NOT REA THESE BOOKS *
* THESE BOOKS * >> Jimmy: NOW BEFORE WE START, I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW
EVERY BOOK I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU IS 100% REAL THESE ARE ACTUAL BOOKS
YOU CAN FIND THEM ON AMAZON OR CHECK THEM OUT AT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY.
THEY ARE REAL. AND DON'T VOTE ON THESE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THESE ARE REAL BOOKS, YEAH AND THESE ARE -- YEAH. SO I WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT'S ON
MY "DO NOT READ LIST." THIS FIRST ONE IS A CHILDREN'S BOOK
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: FROM THE '70s, RIGHT THIS IS VERY COOL.
THIS ONE'S CALLED "I WANT TO BE A SERVICE STATION ATTENDANT. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT CHILD DAUNT WANT TO BE A SERVICE STATION ATTENDANT? SO IN THE STORY THE DAD GETS A
A FLAT TIRE AND THEY PULL INTO A GAS STATION ATTENDANT AND THEY MEET THIS GUY NAMED JIM
AND THEN JIM SAYS, "IT'S GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME. AND THE DAD SAYS TO HIS SON,
"CHUCK, DO YOU WANT TO GO ACROSS THE STREET AND HAVE A A HAMBURGER?
AND THE SON SAYS, "IF YOU DON'T MIND, DAD, I'D LIKE TO STAY HERE AND WATCH JIM."
[ LAUGHTER ] DAD NODDED HIS HEAD. "ALL RIGHT FINE, I'LL SEE YOU
BOTH IN A LITTLE WHILE [ LAUGHTER ] TAKE CARE.
TAKE CARE OF MY KID. I'LL LEAVE I'M GOING TO GO GET THAT
HAMBURGER. [ APPLAUSE ] PARENTING --
PARENTING WAS DIFFERENT IN THE '70s >> Steve: LIKE SLING BLADE
>> Jimmy: IT WAS DIFFERENT IN THE 70S' YEAH, JUST HANG OUT WITH THAT
DUDE OH, CHECK OUT THIS BOOK RIGHT HERE
THIS IS A ROMANCE BOOK >> Steve: OH, I LOVE ROMANCES. >> Jimmy: THIS IS CALLED "WILL
YOU GIVE MY MOMMY A BABY?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NO
NO WOW. >> Jimmy: BY CARLA CASSIDY
IT'S KIND OF A WEIRD TITLE MAYBE THE ART CLEARS THINGS UP DOWN HERE.
DOES IT CLEAR ANYTHING UP? NO, THAT'S BASICALLY SAYING WHAT IT IS, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, SOMEBODY PITCHED A TENT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MAYBE IT'S THAT GAS STATION ATTENDANT.
>> Steve: YOU THINK IT'S JIM >> Jimmy: JIM, YEAH. THIS NEXT ONE IS A DIY BOOK.
>> Steve: OH, LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. EVERYONE LOVES A DO IT
YOURSELF [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOK AT THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.
THERE YOU GO >> Steve: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TV
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S -- "T." *
>> Steve: OH, "T," MY BAD. I THOUGHT IT WAS A DIFFERENT LETTER
>> Jimmy: NO, IT WAS NOT, NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TUCKED -- IT'S A QUILTING BOOK
>> Steve: T IN TUCK. >> Jimmy: IT'S A QUILTING BOOK CALLED -
>> Steve: "TUCKED UP IN BED. >> Jimmy: "TUCKED UP IN BED. [ LAUGHTER ]
THERE'S A PHOTO OF A COUPLE. BUT ZOOM IN ON THIS COVER. IT'S LIKE A WOMAN IS LAYING
NEXT TO A CORPSE ALMOST. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, DUDE, THAT'S
TUCKED UP. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT ACTUALLY IS
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S PRETTY TUCKED UP. YEAH, I AGREE.
THIS NEXT BOOK IS A BOOK ABOUT HAIR STYLES. >> Steve: OH, I LOVE IT.
[ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THOSE BOOKS [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A -- IT'S CALLED "MILADYS FOR MEN ONLY." >> Steve: HMMM
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALREADY CONFUSING. >> Steve: MILADY'S
>> Jimmy: STYLING AND MILDAY'S BUT THIS IS THE THING THAT KIND OF INTRIGUED ME.
I LIKE THIS. FIRST ONE, I LIKE THIS THIS GUY'S POSE RIGHT HERE
THE GUY WITH THE GLASSES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, NO
>> Jimmy: OH, HEY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS CALLED SPOT PERMING, ANYONE KNOW ABOUT HAIR
SPOT PERMING YEAH WELL, HERE'S THE BEFORE.
RIGHT HERE, IF YOU CAN ZOOM IN, THAT'S BEFORE. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND HERE'S THE AFTER [ AUDIENCE OHs ] YOU BASICALLY JUST -- YOU JUST
FACE A DIFFERENT DIRECTION THE BEFORE AND AFTER WHY MESS WITH PERFECTION
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT BOOK, I LOVE THIS.
THIS IS CALLED "DISGUISE TECHNIQUES." >> Steve: "DISGUISE
TECHNIQUES." >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND IT SAYS NOTHING MORE TO DISGUISE THAN
PUTTING ON A COSTUME SO LET'S SEE A COSTUME DISGUISE TECHNIQUES.
THEY TELL YOU HERE ALL RIGHT, SO, THIS IS REALLY GOOD
THIS IS AN ILLUSTRATION TO HELP YOU OUT HERE THIS IS A REAL BOOK.
LOOK AT THE BOTTOM ONE FIRST THIS IS NORMAL PEOPLE JUST WAITING FOR AT BUS STOP, RIGHT
WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON A A DISGUISE, NO ONE WILL NOTICE YOU'RE AT THE BUS STOP
[ LAUGHTER ] NO ONE WILL EVEN NOTICE. >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT?
NOTHING. >> Jimmy: IT'S A CLOWN NEXT TO A HIPPY.
[ LAUGHTER ] NEXT TO A FLAPPER. >> Steve: NOBODY KNOWS NOTHING
YEAH >> Jimmy: PEOPLE JUST WAITING FOR A BUS.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, YEAH. WHY WOULD MY EYE GO THERE.
>> Jimmy: MY EYE WOULD NOT GO THERE. >> Steve: NO, IT WOULD GO RIGHT
PASSED IT. >> Jimmy: TO THE BUS, YEAH >> Steve: I'M ON THE BUS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, NO THOSE PEOPLE WAITING FOR THE BUS.
>> Steve: YEAH, >> Jimmy: NORMAL, WHAT'S GOING ON? NOW IT'S A CLOWN
THIS -- AND WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST BOOK HERE >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S CALLED "RELIGION, PHILOSOPHY AND FUN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
CAN WE SEE THE AUTHOR? LOOKS LIKE HE'S HAVING A BLAST RIGHT THERE.
THERE HE IS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR "DO NOT
READ." IF YOU HAVE A BOOK YOU THINK SHOULD BE ON OUR LIST, SEND IT
TO DONOTREAD@TONIGHTSHOW.COM RIGHT BACK WITH SIGOURNEY WEAVER, EVERYBODY.
OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> I HAVE TO KEEP MINIMIZING EXPECTATIONS FOR THE PEOPLE THAT LIKE LOVE ME.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> MINIMIZE EXPECTATIONS ABOUT HOW MUCH I'M IN THE MOVIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M THERE. I'M THERE, BUT I'M NOT
PANTHERING >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A THREE-TIME OSCAR NOMINEE,
STARRING IN THE NEW MOVIE "CALL JANE" WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY, PLEASE WELCOME
SIGOURNEY WEAVER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, FEEL THE LOVE
YOU'VE GOT TO FEEL THE LOVE RIGHT THERE. COME ON.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU, WE LOVE YOU
THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK TO THE SHOW. >> ARE YOU KIDDING
I LOVE BEING HERE. >> Jimmy: WE LOVE HAVING YOU HERE
AND LOOK AT THIS, ON THE COVER OF "ELLE," LOOKING GORGEOUS AS ALWAYS
RIGHT THERE, THEY CALL YOU THE LEGEND, BY THE WAY >> DOES IT SAY THAT?
>> Jimmy: THE LEGEND >> I THOUGHT IT WAS A LEGEND >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS THE LEGEND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE, IT WAS THE LEGEND >> I HAVEN'T HAD THE CARDS MADE
UP >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD THOUGH, RIGHT
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A LEGEND? >> I'LL TELL YOU I WONDERED IF IT HAD ANY PRACTICAL
APPLICATION, YOU KNOW? LIKE, WOULD I STILL BE ABLE TO WEAR SWEATPANTS?
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> WOULD THIS HELP ME GET OUT OF EMPTYING THE DISHWASHER
>> Jimmy: NO, LEGEND - >> SO, I'M STILL WAITING TO FIND OUT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THE LEGENDARY STATUS I WAS LOOKING THROUGH YOUR
CREDITS AS WELL TO SEE EVERYTHING, THERE'S BEEN SO MANY EPIC MOVIES, AND IT'S JUST
INSANE AND I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THIS, YOU'VE BEEN OSCAR NOMINATED
THREE TIMES, EMMY NOMINATED FOUR TIMES, TONY NOMINATED, YOU WON TWO GOLDEN GLOBES.
I THINK IT KIND OF MAKES YOU A A LEGEND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I THINK IT MAKES YOU A LEGEND
>> IT'S EXCITING >> Jimmy: LEGENDS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME HERE
>> THANK YOU, I THINK IF YOU LAST LONG ENOUGH, SOMEONE WILL GIVE YOU A LEGEND.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE SO COOL, YOU'RE TOO COOL. EVERY TIME YOU COME, I ALWAYS
WANT TO TALK ABOUT AND SAY THANKS TO YOUR DAD BECAUSE PAT WEAVER, WITHOUT YOUR DAD,
THINKING UP THE IDEA OF "TODAY SHOW" AND "TONIGHT SHOW," WHICH IS TRUE, I WOULDN'T HAVE A JOB
SO THANK YOU VERY MUCH I WANT TO PUT IT OUT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> HE'D BE SO EXCITED THAT THE SHOW IS SO WONDERFUL, AND SO MANY PEOPLE ENJOY IT ALL OVER
THE COUNTRY. >> Jimmy: IT'S WILD, I WISH -- YOU KNOW, I DO THINK ABOUT -- I
DO THINK ABOUT YOUR DAD. I THINK ABOUT STEVE ALLEN AND JOHNNY CARSON, AND I GO, LIKE,
"I WISH THAT THEY COULD SEE HOW BIG THE SHOW IS NOW BECAUSE --" >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: EVEN WITH THE INTERNET AND STREAMING NOW THE -- IT'S WORLDWIDE, IT'S
GLOBAL >> THAT'S TRUE, IT'S A MUCH BIGGER PARTY THAN IT WAS
>> Jimmy: IS THIS WHAT GOT YOU INTO SHOW BUSINESS LIKE, COMING TO "THE TODAY
SHOW" AND SEEING YOUR DAD IN SHOW BUSINESS? >> I DID USED TO COME TO "THE
TODAY SHOW," NOT "THE TONIGHT SHOW," BECAUSE I HAD AN EARLY BEDTIME.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE LITTLE >> YEAH, I USED TO COME AND
THERE WAS THAT NASTY CHIMP, J. FRED MUGG >> Jimmy: THERE WAS A MONKEY
THAT WAS THE MASCOT. >> YEAH, THE LITTLE MONKEY IN CLOTHES, WHICH IS NOT GOOD FOR
THEM >> Jimmy: HE WAS THE MASCOT FOR "THE TODAY SHOW?
>> HE WASN'T A MASCOT, HE BECAME, LIKE, THE OTHER PERSON AT THE TABLE
THEY NEEDED SOMETHING TO MAKE THE SHOW MORE ENTERTAINING, I GUESS.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU WOULD COME SEE AND HANG OUT WITH HIM? >> NO, I WOULD NOT HANG OUT
WITH HIM I WAS AFRAID OF HIM. THE FIRST TIME I MET HIM, HE
LEAPED OFF THE DESK, ONTO MY SHOULDERS, TOOK MY LITTLE HAT THAT ONLY WENT WITH THIS
DRESS-UP COAT, AND RAN DOWN THE HALLWAY WITH IT. AND TORE IT INTO SHREDS.
I NEVER SAW IT AGAIN >> Jimmy: HE'S AN ANIMAL >> IT AMAZING I WAS ABLE TO DO
"GORILLAS IN THE MIST" SO MANY YEARS LATER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: EXACTLY, YOU WERE TRAUMATIZED. YOU WOULD COME HERE AND GO
LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT IS SHOW BUSINESS I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS
JOB IS." >> WELL, I REMEMBER, YOU KNOW, HE DIDN'T BRING US INTO THE
NETWORK, YOU KNOW. HE WAS DOING "SHOW OF SHOWS" TOO, AND ALL THESE DIFFERENT
THINGS BUT HE USED TO COME HOME WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE, AND VERY
LIGHTHEARTED SO, I MEAN, LIVE TV WAS, I IMAGINE, QUITE STRESSFUL
BUT HE SEEMED TO BE HANGING OUT WITH GREAT PEOPLE, AND HE LOVED TO LAUGH
MY FATHER HAD A LAUGH, JUST HE WOULD -- IT WOULD -- HE JUST WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STOP
LAUGHING WHEN HE LAUGHED AND I THOUGHT, "WELL, SHOW BUSINESS, MAYBE IT'S FUN."
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK IT ACTUALLY IS. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THANK GOSH YOU GOT INTO SHOW BUSINESS IT IS FUN, YEAH.
I KNOW WE PROBABLY CAN'T TALK ABOUT MUCH ABOUT THE -- YOU'RE IN THE BIGGEST GROSSING MOVIE
OF ALL TIME "AVATAR," AND THEY JUST MADE -- NO BIG DEAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NO BIG DEAL. ADD TO THE LEGEND -- WELL, THERE'S A SEQUEL THAT'S COMING
UP, THIS IS ANOTHER SEQUEL, WE CAN'T EVEN -- CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHAT IT'S ABOUT OR IF IT'S
COMING, ARE YOU -- >> THEY'RE GOING TO BE FOUR MORE
THIS IS "AVATAR 2" COMING OUT IN DECEMBER. WE SHOT 2 AND 3 TOGETHER A FEW
YEARS AGO NOW. AND I PLAY A 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> OF COURSE >> Jimmy: WHY WOULDN'T YOU, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I WAS DELIGHTED TO BE OFFERED THAT JOB BECAUSE I HAD
NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I DARE SAY JOHN WAYNE WAS
NEVER ASKED TO PLAY A 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL >> Jimmy: IS IT FUN -- THAT
MUST BE -- YEAH, THAT MUST BE FUN TO GET INTO YOUR 14-YEAR-OLD SELF
DO YOU THINK BACK TO WHEN YOU WERE 14? >> WERE YOU A HAPPY
14-YEAR-OLD? >> Jimmy: I MEAN, I PROBABLY WAS.
[ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, I THINK I HAD A PRETTY HAPPY LIFE
I WAS A HAPPY, GO LUCKY KID. >> THAT'S GOOD >> Jimmy: A LOT OF
14-YEAR-OLDS, IT'S A TOUGH COUPLE YEARS >> PUBERTY
I MEAN, I -- I WAS THIS TALL WHEN I WAS 11. >> Jimmy: WERE YOU REALLY?
>> I WAS LIKE THIS, "HI. >> Jimmy: OH, NO >> I WAS VERY SHY, VERY
SELF-CONSCIOUS SO I DID, OF COURSE, TRY TO CHANNEL MY -- MY VERY
SELF-CONSCIOUS AWKWARD, YOU KNOW, TEENAGER AND I THINK ACTUALLY THAT'S
WHAT JIM WANTED, ALTHOUGH HE SAID WHEN HE OFFERED ME THE PART, HE SAID, YOU KNOW, SHE'S
A 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL, BUT THAT'S ABOUT HOW OLD YOU ARE ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A GOOF
BALL YOU CAN DO THIS. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT.
AND THIS MOVIE, YOU HAD TO LEARN HOW TO LIKE HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR A LONG TIME
>> WE DID. >> Jimmy: A LOT OF IT'S UNDER WATER.
>> WE HAD TO LEARN TO FREE DIVE AND THE FIRST THING -- AND WE HAD THIS AMAZING TEACHER NAMED
KIRK CRACK WHO TEACHES THE NAVY SEALS. WE HAD HIM FOR ABOUT A YEAR
TRAINING US TO DO BREATH HOLDS, AND, YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY GOT UP TO SIX AND A HALF MINUTES
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LEGEND
>> Jimmy: LEGEND, LEGEND, LEGEND THAT'S HOW YOU BECOME ONE.
HOW DO YOU - >> NO, NO, NO, BUT I - >> Jimmy: DID YOU FREAK OUT?
>> I WAS NOT MOVING. IT'S MUCH EASIER TO HOLD YOUR BREATH WHEN YOU'RE -
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T HOLD MY BREATH FOR 30 SECONDS. >> BUT YOU COULD IF KIRK CRACK
TAUGHT YOU >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE SECRET? >> THE SECRET IS TRAINING UP,
SO YOU'RE -- THE URGE TO BREATHE IS A NATURAL INSTINCT. SO WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO JUST
KEEP A BREATH HOLD, OF COURSE, I ALSO HAD ENHANCED OXYGEN THIS IS 30% OXYGEN, AND I HAD
LIKE, YOU KNOW, 50 OR 60% OXYGEN ANYWAY, WHEN THE DESIRE TO
BREATHE COMES, HE CALLED IT THE DIRTY VILLAIN. AND YOU IGNORE THE DIRTY
VILLAIN. AND YOU GO, "HA, YOU, GO AWAY. AND THEN YOU TRY TO DO ALL
THESE MIND GAMES LIKE, I USED TO PAINT MYSELF BLUE, YOU KNOW
PRETEND AND THEN I'D SING, "SPEED BUNNY BOAT," LIKE A A "BIRD ON THE WING.
ANYTHING YOU CAN DO TO KEEP FROM THINKING ABOUT, "I REALLY WANT TO BREATHE.
>> Jimmy: NO WAY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO IF YOU'RE IN
TROUBLE YOU'VE GOT TO GO -- WHAT DO YOU DO THEY HAVE THINGS -
>> WELL, I THINK WE HAVE -- WE HAD A LOT OF SAFETY -- THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE, FRANKLY,
BECAUSE "AVATAR 2" TAKES PLACE A LOT OF IN THE WATER AND AROUND THE WATER
BUT WHAT JIM ASKED US TO DO WHICH WAS, I THOUGHT HARD, WAS WHEN YOU'RE UNDERNEATH THE
WATER YOU CAN'T GO -- YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO PRETEND YOU'RE SO HAPPY, YOU HAVE TO GO --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD ACTING
I'M GOING TO PRACTICE. NEXT TIME YOU COME BACK, I WILL START MY UNDERWATER ACTING
MORE WITH SIGOURNEY WEAVER I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE, "CALL JANE" WHEN WE COME
BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY, WE'RE TALKING WITH SIGOURNEY WEAVER WHO STARS IN
THE MOVIE "CALL JANE," WHICH OPENS THIS FRIDAY. YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN THIS MOVIE
THE MOVIE IS FANTASTIC, AND VERY IMPORTANT ODDLY FOR THESE TIMES, NOW, BUT
CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHO YOU PLAY, AND WHAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT? >> SO, "CALL JANE" WAS THE NAME
OF A CLANDESTINE ORGANIZATION, PUT TOGETHER BY WOMEN, TO HELP WOMEN OBTAIN SAFE ILLEGAL
ABORTIONS. AND IT'S THIS GROUP OF WOMEN WHO JUST COME TOGETHER TO, YOU
KNOW, WITH RESPECT, AND REAL LOVE AND CARE, TO TAKE ALL THESE DIFFERENT WOMEN, WITH
DIFFERENT REASONS, BUT GOOD REASONS, WHO HAD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT PROCEDURE.
AND WE FOLLOW THE GREAT ELIZABETH BANKS WHO PLAYS A HOUSEWIFE NAMED JOY.
YOU FOLLOW HER STORY AND SHE HAS A KIND OF POLITICAL AWAKENING.
AND I'M HOPING THAT THE MOVIE, BECAUSE IT SORT OF -- FIRST OF ALL, IT'S VERY ENTERTAINING.
IT'S NOT LIKE TAKING LIKE A BOTTLE OF MEDICINE OR ANYTHING
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT JOKES. AND MY CHARACTER IS QUITE
FUNNY. BUT, YOU KNOW, WE'RE HOPING THAT IT WILL SORT OF
DEPOLITICIZE THIS. REMIND THEM THAT THE PERSON WHO'S REALLY AT RISK IS THE
WOMAN, AND THAT SHE NEEDS ALL THE SUPPORT AND COMPASSION WE CAN GIVE HER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY IT'S SO -- WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU
GO, "OH, MY GOSH, THE STORY IS AMAZING, AND SOME INTENSE MOMENTS AS WELL.
BUT THEN I WAS ASKING YOU, "WHEN DID YOU FILM THIS? >> YEAH, WE FILMED IT IN THE
SPRING OF '21. SO WE -- WE WERE NOT -- I WAS NOT EXPECTING ROE VS. WADE,
THIS THING HAD TRANSFORMED WOMEN'S LIVES, GIVEN THEM A CHANCE TO CONTROL WHEN THEY
HAVE THEIR FAMILIES. AND HOW MANY CHILDREN THEY HAVE, AND, YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T
IMAGINE THAT IT COULD BE OVERTURNED IN SUCH A WAY >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND NOW WE'RE -- THIS IS UNFORTUNATELY, ESPECIALLY RELEVANT
AND WE'RE HOPING THAT IN THE MIDTERMS, YOU KNOW, THAT IT WILL BE VERY MUCH ON PEOPLE'S
MINDS AND THAT THIS MOVIE CAN HELP ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO VOTE. VOTE BACK OUR RIGHTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GO VOTE. THAT'S RIGHT
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S SIGOURNEY WEAVER IN "CALL JANE."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> I'M SORRY THAT WASN'T THE MORNING YOU EXPECTED
>> YOU READ MY MIND, DOLL. >> I'M TRYING TO QUIT. >> WHY
>> MAYBE I WANT TO SING OPERA IN MY NEXT LIFE. WE HAVE ORGANIZING MEETINGS ON
THURSDAYS. THAT'S THE ADDRESS >> I DON'T AGREE WITH WHAT
YOU'RE DOING >> Jimmy: SIGOURNEY WEAVER, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "CALL JANE" OPENS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE WE LOVE IT EVERY TIME YOU'RE
HERE SIGOURNEY WEAVER MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE
BREAK, STICK AROUND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTOR AND EMMY-WINNING WRITER, WHO YOU SEE IN THE HIGHLY
ANTICIPATED NEW MOVIE, "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND IMAX
NOVEMBER 11th. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, MICHAELA COEL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> AH! >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE
YOU IN PERSON. >> IT'S AMAZING TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU.
>> Jimmy: TALK TO YOU. YEAH, YOU'RE REAL. >> YEAH, YOU'RE REAL
>> Jimmy: 'CAUSE WE WERE ZOOM FRIENDS. >> YES
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WHEN YOU CAME ON THE SHOW. AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE, AND CONGRATS TONIGHT COVER OF VOGUE, BY THE WAY >> THANK YOU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW. YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY
TOUCHED A COPY >> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED A COPY
>> NO, I'VE JUST SEEN PHOTOS OF IT SO LET ME JUST -
>> Jimmy: THIS IS REAL IT'S THE FIRST TIME YOU'RE DOING THIS
COME ON. >> INCREDIBLE. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG MOMENT
>> A HUGE MOMENT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THE WHOLE THING WAS JUST --
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GORGEOUS ON THE COVER. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: AND I ALSO LIKE THIS, IS THIS -- THIS YOUR DAD, AND IS THAT GRANDMA?
>> IT IS >> Jimmy: YEAH, LOOK AT THAT COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY GOT TO BE IN VOGUE AS WELL
HOW DID THEY FEEL? >> WELL, MY -- MY -- I DON'T THINK MY DAD OR MY GRANDMA
UNDERSTOOD WHAT WAS HAPPENING. SO, MY DAD WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE CAME, AND THEN, YOU KNOW,
THEY PUT HIM IN A SUIT, AND GHANA'S REALLY HOT, SO HE WAS JUST LIKE --
[ PANTING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND, AT THE END, YOU KNOW, I
WAS LIKE, "DAD, SO, LIKE "HOW DID YOU FEEL IT'S VOGUE
IT'S AMERICAN VOGUE. HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YOU KNOW, IT'S SOMETHING
DIFFERENT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN VOGUE, DAD >> YEAH.
BUT NOW THAT IT'S LIKE ON THE INTERNET, MY DAD IS JUST LIKE A WHOLE OF MY VILLAGE, ASIKUMA,
WHERE WE'RE FROM >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THE WHOLE OF THE VILLAGE IS
PROUD. MY GRANDMA ALSO DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND UNTIL THEY PUT ON
HER DRESS, HER ISSEY MIYAKE DRESS. THEY DID HER HAIR AND HER
MAKEUP AND SHE WAS LIKE "OH, I'M BEAUTIFUL.
I'M BEAUTIFUL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND SHE JUST KEPT SAYING IT.
IT WAS VERY SWEET. >> Jimmy: COME ON. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I THINK THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE, "I MAY DESTROY YOU" WAS RIGHT -- COMING OUT, IT WAS
BRAND NEW. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND YOU WENT ON TO
WIN TWO EMMYS AND A PEABODY AWARD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I MEAN, IT WAS PHENOMENAL. * YOU WERE PHENOMENAL.
IT WAS PHENOMENAL. ANYONE - DID ANYONE SURPRISE YOU THAT
WERE FANS OF THE SHOW? >> YES, WELL, LOADS, LOADS SO, FIRST, IT WAS THE EMMYS
ITSELF AND TO JUST SIT THERE AND HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE THAT I ADMIRE
COME UP AND SAY, "WELL DONE. BUT, THEN ALSO, THE BIG MOMENT WAS GETTING HOME TO ATLANTA
WHERE I WAS FILMING "BLACK PANTHER. AND I ENTERED MY HOUSE, AND
THERE WAS A HUGE BOUQUET OF WHITE FLOWERS AND THE NOTE SAID "PROUD OF YOU, BEY, X.
BEYONCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW, HAVE YOU EVER
MET BEYONCE? >> I'VE NEVER MET BEYONCE. I'VE NEVER SPOKEN TO BEYONCE
SO FOR HER TO DO THAT WAS SLIGHTLY INSANE. I'VE SPENT MY CAREER, SORT OF,
LIKE PAYING HOMAGE TO HER. "CHEWING GUM DREAMS. "CHEWING GUM," SORRY -- THERE'S
A PHOTO OF BEYONCE NEXT TO JESUS CHRIST THAT THE CENTRAL CHARACTER PRAYS TO
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I'VE WRITTEN ARTICLES ABOUT BEYONCE FOR THE GUARDIAN, BUT
I'VE NEVER MET HER SO, FOR HER TO DO THAT MEANT A A LOT.
AND THEN SHE RELEASED "RENAISSANCE." >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC
>> WHICH WAS AN ALBUM AND A HALF >> Jimmy: IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
>> YES AND, SO, I SENT HER A HUGE PLANT, AND SAID THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: YOU SENT HER A PLANT >> I DID, YES. >> Jimmy: SO YOU KIND OF TALK
TO EACH OTHER THROUGH PLANTS >> THROUGH PLANTS, YEAH. AND JUST THROUGH THE AIR
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE GOT MY ADDRESS >> Jimmy: BECAUSE SHE'S
BEYONCE. >> BECAUSE SHE'S BEYONCE >> Jimmy: SHE'S MAGIC.
>> GOD KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE'S A CLASS ACT.
GOOD FOR YOU, BEYONCE. I LOVE THAT SHE DID THAT THAT'S AWESOME
CAN WE TALK ABOUT "BLACK PANTHER? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. IT'S SUCH A BIG MOVIE. ARE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS?
>> I'M EXCITED, AND HUMBLED AND OVERWHELMED. I THINK, OBVIOUSLY CHADWICK
PASSED, AND IT MEANT THAT THERE WAS THIS SORT OF GAPING HOLE, AND A LOT OF GRIEF IN THE
HEARTS OF THE CAST, AS WELL AS JOY. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO IT JUST FEELS -- THE EMOTIONS ARE COMPLEX IT'S NOT JUST, "OH, I'M
EXCITED, I'M IN 'BLACK PANTHER. IT JUST FEELS WEIGHTY.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A MOMENT. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. BUT I'M HONORED -- HONORED TO
HAVE BEEN THERE TO SUPPORT THE CAST >> Jimmy: IN EVERY ARTICLE THAT
I READ ABOUT YOU, ABOUT THIS UPCOMING MOVIE, YOU SAID, I WANT TO SET IT STRAIGHT, I AM
NOT THE NEXT --" >> YES >> Jimmy: "THE NEW BLACK
PANTHER. >> YES I HAVE TO KEEP MINIMIZING
EXPECTATIONS FOR THE PEOPLE THAT, LIKE, LOVE ME. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> MINIMIZE EXPECTATIONS ABOUT HOW MUCH I'M IN THE MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, I'M THERE. I'M THERE, BUT I'M NOT, LIKE, PANTHERING
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, YOU'RE NOT DOING --
NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT PANTHERING. >> NO, NO, NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT PANTHERING AT ALL YEAH, NO
BUT THIS IS INTERESTING, YOU AUDITIONED FOR THE FIRST BLACK PANTHER.
>> I DID >> Jimmy: AND DIDN'T GET THE PART
>> CORRECT I AUDITIONED IN LIKE 2012, I THINK, WHEN I FIRST LEFT DRAMA
SCHOOL AND IT WAS A TAPE, YOU KNOW, AND IT WAS PROBABLY A VERY BAD
TAPE I'D NEVER BEEN ON TV I'D NEVER BEEN IN ANY FILM
SO, I THINK I WAS PROBABLY ONE OF, LIKE, THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TRYING TO GET A PART
I THINK IN THE DOOR. I THINK A PART SIMILAR TO MINE >> Jimmy: DO YOU PLAY.
YEAH, YOU CAN SAY WHO YOU -- >> YEAH, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT >> Jimmy: DO THEY?
THERE'S MARVEL PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE THEY'RE LIKE, "DON'T YOU SAY
THAT." >> YES YES, THEY'RE VERY -- ON
EVERYTHING WELL, WE'RE GOING TO SHOW A CLIP
>> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: NOW, WE'RE ALLOWED -- WE'RE ALLOWED TO SPEAK ABOUT
IT YEAH >> YES, EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS GOING TO BE BIG. I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN
PERSON YOU'RE JUST AS COOL AS I THOUGHT YOU'D BE
>> YOU TOO, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S MICHAELA COEL IN "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> ANEKA, WHERE IS YOUR SPEAR? >> SHURI GAVE ME THIS TO TRY
[ GRUNTING ] YOU KNOW, I LIKE THEM BETTER >> OUR FOREMOTHERS GAVE THIS
SPEAR BECAUSE IT IS PRECISE, ELEGANT, AND DEADLY. IT WILL NOT CHANGE UNDER MY
WATCH. >> YES, GENERAL. >> I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING
THEM >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MICHAELA COEL, EVERYBODY "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANADA FOREVER" IS IN THEATERS AND
IMAX NOVEMBER 11th ZEDD AND MAREN MORRIS PERFORM FOR US, AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THEIR SINGLE, "MAKE YOU SAY," GIVE IT
UP FOR ZEDD AND MAREN MORRIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* YOU'LL MISS THE WEEKS
THE DAYS THE HOURS WHEN ALL THE LONELINES KICKS IN *
* YOU'LL BUY 'EM DRINKS AND SEND THEM FLOWER BUT THEY WON'T LOVE YO
LIKE I DID * * YOU'LL LEARN ONE DA I'M ONE IN A MILLION
MAYBE IN A BILLION * * AND WHEN IT'S TOO LAT OH I GOT A FEELIN'
YOU'LL BE IN YOUR FEELINGS * * GO AHEAD WALK AWA YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WA
I USED TO MAKE YOU SAY * * OH MY GOD NIGHT AND DAY YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WA
I USED TO MAKE YOU SAY * * * WE HAD SOME HIGHS
AND LOWS AND IN-BETWEENS WE COULD'VE STAYED AND WORKED IT OUT *
* YOU GOT YOUR ARMS AROUND HER WHEN YOU SLEE BUT I'M THE ON
YOU DREAM ABOUT * * YOU'LL LEARN ONE DA I'M ONE IN A MILLION
I'M ONE IN A MILLION * * MAYBE IN A BILLIO MAYBE IN A BILLION
AND WHEN IT'S TOO LATE TOO LATE * * OH I GOT A FEELIN
OH I GOT A FEELIN' YOU'LL BE IN YOUR FEELINGS YOU'LL BE IN YOUR FEELINGS *
* BAB GO AHEAD WALK AWAY YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WA
I USED TO MAKE YOU SAY * * OH MY GOD NIGHT AND DAY YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WA
I USED TO MAKE YOU SAY * * *
OHH-OHH-OH OHH * * GO AHEAD WALK AWA
OH GOD OH MY GOD NIGHT AND DAY * * GO AHEAD WALK AWA
YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WA I USED TO MAKE YOU SAY * * OH MY GOD NIGHT AND DAY
YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WA I USED TO MAKE YOU SAY * OH
OHH-OH MAKE YOU SAY * * MAKE YOU SA
GO AHEAD WALK AWAY YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WA I USED TO MAKE YOU SAY *
* OH MY GOD NIGHT AND DAY YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WA I USED TO MAKE YOU SAY *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ZEDD, MAREN MORRIS "MAKE YOU SAY" IS OUT NOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY THANKS TO SIGOURNEY WEAVER, MICHAELA COEL, ZEDD AND
MAREN MORRIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS,
RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE