1 00:00:12,278 --> 00:00:15,281 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:17,384 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:25,792 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SIGOURNEY WEAVER 4 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:29,729 MICHAELA COEL, MUSICAL GUEST, ZEDD AND MAREN MORRIS 5 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:36,269 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1732 6 00:00:36,269 --> 00:00:44,344 >> Questlove: 1732 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:49,215 --> 00:01:00,760 * 8 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:04,931 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW. 9 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:09,069 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS A GREAT CROWD. LOVE YOU GUYS. 10 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:12,072 LOVE YOU RIGHT BACK. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY 11 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:16,609 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT 12 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:22,649 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME. HEY, GUYS, SOME FUN HOLIDAY 13 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,484 NEWS, MARIAH CAREY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THIS DECEMBER, SHE'S PLAYING A CHRISTMAS SHOW 14 00:01:24,484 --> 00:01:32,792 AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MARIAH CAREY CHRISTMAS SHOW IN 15 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:34,794 NEW YORK CITY. WHEN THEY HEARD THAT, THE ROCKETTES WERE LIKE, "STAY IN 16 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:40,767 YOUR LANE, GIRL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "STAY IN YOUR LANE." 17 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:45,338 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: SO, IF YOU WANT TO HEAR "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS 18 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:49,409 IS YOU," YOU CAN EITHER GO TO THE CONCERT OR ANY CVS FROM NOW UNTIL JANUARY. 19 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:51,811 THERE YOU GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME OTHER NEW YORK NEWS, 20 00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:58,118 YESTERDAY, SENATOR TED CRUZ WAS ON "THE VIEW," AND HE GOT HECKLED AND CURSED AT BY SOME 21 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,755 PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE [ CHEERS ] DON'T WORRY, AFTER A FEW 22 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:05,492 MINUTES, SECURITY WAS ABLE TO REMOVE JOY AND WHOOPI FROM THE SET, AND SO THEN - 23 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:11,398 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME OF THE HECKLERS WERE CLIMATE ACTIVISTS. 24 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:13,566 THE REST WERE A GROUP OF MOMS WHO WERE MAD THAT TED CRUZ WAS THE GUEST THEY WERE SEEING ON 25 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:18,371 "THE VIEW. IT'S LIKE, "COME ON! SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON -- 26 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:21,775 TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN GOT THE UPDATED COVID BOOSTER SHOT, AND ENCOURAGED AMERICANS TO DO THE 27 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:24,944 SAME THAT'S RIGHT A 79-YEAR-OLD GETTING A SHOT ON 28 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:28,314 TV YOU KNOW HOW EXCITED EVERYONE WAS FOR TAYLOR SWIFT'S ALBUM TO 29 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:33,687 DROP THIS WASN'T LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:37,824 YEP, THIS WAS BIDEN'S FIFTH COVID SHOT MOST AMERICANS ARE LIKE, "I'M 31 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,360 JUST GONNA WAIT 'TIL THEY ALL COME OUT AND BINGE 'EM ALL AT ONCE." 32 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,697 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I SAW THIS TODAY - BOB WOODWARD RELEASED AN AUDIO 33 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:49,302 BOOK OF HIS 20 INTERVIEWS WITH FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP CALLED "THE TRUMP TAPES." 34 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:52,472 AND I DIDN'T KNOW THIS, BUT APPARENTLY, AT ONE POINT, WOODWARD ASKED TRUMP SOME 35 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:54,274 RAPID-FIRE QUESTIONS HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS >> Steve: REALLY 36 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:56,609 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S FASCINATING. TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS. 37 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,046 RAPID-FIRE QUESTIONS, MR. PRESIDENT? >> HIT ME. 38 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:02,882 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> FAVORITE TV SERIES, NOT "THE APPRENTICE." 39 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:05,819 >> "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE." >> GREATEST HERO >> MEATBALL. 40 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:08,054 >> BACH, MOZART, OR BEETHOVEN? >> REPRESENTATIVE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:10,857 >> FAVORITE CHUCK? >> TIE -- NORRIS AND E. CHEESE [ LAUGHTER ] 42 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,259 >> GUILTY PLEASURE >> ALL MY PLEASURES ARE NOT GUILTY 43 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:16,329 >> WHAT DO YOU COLLECT >> CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS. >> [ BLEEP ], MARRY, KILL? 44 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:22,669 >> PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY, COLONEL SANDERS, MIKE PENCE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 45 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:26,172 >> Jimmy: REALLY INTERESTING RAPID-FIRE QUESTIONS >> Steve: WOW. 46 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:29,442 >> Jimmy: PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: GUYS, THIS IS VERY 47 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:31,611 EXCITING WE'RE ONLY SIX DAYS AWAY FROM HALLOWEEN. 48 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:37,517 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I HEARD THAT SOME OF THIS YEAR'S MOST POPULAR COSTUMES 49 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:44,624 ARE SPIDER-MAN, THE "STRANGER THINGS" KIDS, AND DINOSAURS. WHILE THE LEAST POPULAR IS 50 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:49,429 ANTISEMITIC GUY. AND -- [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 51 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:54,567 >> Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE LEAST POPULAR. 52 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:57,404 THE LEAST POPULAR COSTUME. YEAH EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT 53 00:03:57,404 --> 00:04:01,107 THIS - TODAY, AFTER WEEKS OF PUBLIC PRESSURE, ADIDAS FINALLY ENDED 54 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:06,613 THEIR PARTNERSHIP WITH KANYE WEST - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 55 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:09,849 -- DUE TO HIS ANTISEMITIC REMARKS. I THINK WE FINALLY ANSWERED THE 56 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:13,286 QUESTION, "IS THERE SUCH A A THING AS BAD PUBLICITY?" YES, I THINK THERE IS. 57 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:15,355 YUP. KANYE HAS NOW LOST HIS DEALS WITH ADIDAS, BALENCIAGA, AND 58 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:23,096 MANISCHEWITZ [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HEY! 59 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,831 >> Jimmy: AND NOW GAP ALSO ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE PULLING ALL YEEZY PRODUCTS FROM THEIR 60 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:29,235 STORES [ AUDIENCE OHS ] MEANWHILE, T.J. MAXX IS LIKE, 61 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:36,076 "WE'LL SELL WHATEVER YOU GOT." [ LAUGHTER ] "WE LET IT RIP IN THIS PLACE." 62 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,744 SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, THE FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION WANTS TO HOLD THE CEO OF ALCOHOL 63 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:45,285 DELIVERY SERVICE, DRIZLY, ACCOUNTABLE FOR A A 2020 DATA BREACH 64 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,922 IN RESPONSE, DRIZLY RELEASED THIS STATEMENT "WHATEVERS FEDERAL TRADES 65 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:51,758 OFFICER. YOU DISMISSED ACTUALLY MESSED UP." 66 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:55,562 [ HICCUP ] "I WOULD SAY THAT, BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 67 00:04:55,562 --> 00:05:02,168 [ APPLAUSE ] WELL, GET THIS, I READ THAT APPLE IS NOW SELLING A DOOR 68 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:08,908 LOCK FOR YOUR HOUSE THAT YOU CAN UNLOCK WITH AN iPHONE. YEP, SO IN CASE YOU LOSE YOUR 69 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:12,512 iPHONE, MAKE SURE TO KEEP A SPARE ONE UNDER THE MAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:16,249 BREAKING INTO SOMEONE'S HOME IS ABOUT TO BE SUPER EASY JUST STAND ON THE PORCH AND 71 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:19,719 YELL "SIRI, UNLOCK HOUSE." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, A NEW REPORT SAYS THAT 72 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:24,858 SINCE THE PANDEMIC, PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN WORSE AT INTERACTING WITH EACH OTHER. 73 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:29,562 I DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE. DO YOU AGREE WITH THAT, TARIQ? >> Tariq: GOOD 74 00:05:29,562 --> 00:05:32,298 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, OFF TO A BAD START. 75 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:35,902 HIGGINS, HOW YOU BEEN? >> Steve: THANKS, YOU TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:39,739 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, 0 FOR 2 ONE LAST TRY LET'S GO WITH MIKE, THE CAMERA 77 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:42,575 GUY. HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M WELL, JIMMY 78 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:45,845 THANKS FOR ASKING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 79 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:48,848 FINALLY, A NORMAL RESPONSE WELL, THIS IS WILD DUE TO A BROKEN ELEVATOR, FIVE 80 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:52,752 TOURISTS WERE STUCK IN THE GRAND CANYON HOTEL FOR OVER A DAY. 81 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:58,758 200 FEET UNDERGROUND YEP, THE ONLY PERSON IN A DEEPER HOLE IS KANYE WEST. 82 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:01,261 YEAH [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 83 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:03,363 GUYS, FINALLY -- [ APPLAUSE ] -- IT IS TUESDAY, IT IS TIME 84 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,864 -- IT IS TUESDAY, IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET." HERE WE GO 85 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:09,035 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 86 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:13,406 * WETWEET WETWEET * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 87 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:17,344 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WELCOME TO "WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, 88 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:20,847 DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE 89 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:23,450 DIFFERENT TWEETS WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR 90 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:25,552 NOT. YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS 91 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:29,055 I CAN SEE EVERYONE JUST LOOKING AT EACH OTHER, CONFUSED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 92 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,558 BUT THEY SHOULD BE THERE, SOMEWHERE. YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM, 93 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,293 IF YOU WANT. YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM, IF YOU WANT. 94 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:35,829 WHATEVER YOU WANT, AND WE'D LIKE TO SEE THE RESULTS HERE LIVE 95 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,797 THIS IS REAL HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU HAVE CLICKERS TOO 96 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:41,401 >> Steve: I'M A CLICKER. >> Jimmy: YEP, GOOD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 97 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,303 WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE, ON THE SHOW, SO YOU ALL 98 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:47,407 CAN LIKE IT AND "WETWEET" IT [ AUDIENCE AHS ] YEAH, IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE 99 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,075 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS >> YEAH. 100 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:53,513 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THE FIRST TWEET IS, "HALLOWEEN IS 20% GETTING YOUR COSTUME, 101 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:57,117 80% WAITING FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO 'GET' YOUR COSTUME." ALL RIGHT. 102 00:06:57,117 --> 00:07:02,155 * >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: STARTING OFF SLOW. 103 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:06,526 I'M GONNA SAY YES FOR THAT, JUST 'CAUSE IT'S STARTING OFF SLOW 104 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:09,062 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU WEAR THE COSTUME, AND THEN YOU ASK -- YOU GET IT, 105 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:11,765 AND THEN - >> Steve: "GET IT? GET WHAT IT IS?" 106 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,501 >> Jimmy: "DO YOU GET IT?" >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I UNDERSTOOD 107 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:16,703 THE VOTES ARE IN THEY WERE IN ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, I COULD TELL. 108 00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:20,206 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 109 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:22,942 THAT'S NOT BAD ALL RIGHT, 122 SAID "NO THANKS." 110 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:26,546 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S FINE ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS NEXT ONE? 111 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:28,615 THE NEXT ONE SAYS, "SO ARE SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP RELATED, COWORKERS, OR A THROUPLE, OR 112 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:34,421 WHAT?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * 113 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:38,058 SO ARE - MM, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE. 114 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:43,697 >> Steve: YEAH, RICE CRISPIES? >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE 115 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,331 I WOULD HAVE SAID "SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP ARE A A THROUPLE, FIGHT ME." 116 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:48,835 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: I'D SAY -- I'D SAY, "SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP ARE A 117 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:53,740 A THROUPLE DON'T @ ME." [ LAUGHTER ] 118 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:55,942 >> Steve: OH, YEAH RIGHT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 119 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,911 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE EITHER LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS 120 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:01,014 ONE. OH, ALL RIGHT, IT'S GETTING UP THERE. 121 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,383 PEOPLE ARE WARMING UP. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: TO THE IDEA -- 122 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,218 >> Steve: A LITTLE BIT -- THEY'RE GOING -- >> Jimmy: THEY'RE WARMING UP TO 123 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,187 THE IDEA, AND SEEING THAT THIS IS REAL, IN REALTIME >> Steve: YEAH 124 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,923 YEAH THEY'RE NOT USED TO PRESSING BUTTONS. 125 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,124 >> Jimmy: THESE ARE BIG DECISIONS. >> Steve: YEAH 126 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,093 >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE ONE OF THESE COULD BE TWEETED - >> Steve: IT'S UP TO THEM. 127 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,195 IT'S UP TO YOU GUYS WHICH ONE GOES OUT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 128 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,530 YOU READY FOR THIS NEXT ONE? >> Steve: SNAP, CRACKLE, POP, MAN. 129 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:19,666 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, IT SAYS, "I'M NOT TRYING TO SOUND SMART, PER SE, BUT I ALSO DEFINITELY 130 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:25,338 DON'T KNOW WHAT PER SE MEANS." [ LAUGHTER ] * 131 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,807 >> Steve: YEAH, THERE YOU GO YOU WARMED 'EM UP. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WARMED 'EM UP 132 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:29,843 A LITTLE BIT I'M STILL NOT AT -- NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE LAUGHED. 133 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:33,880 >> Steve: I THINK THIS ONE'S GOING TO -- THE HIGHEST ONE. >> Jimmy: YOU THINK THAT ONE'S 134 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,749 GETTING -- THE HIGHEST, DO YOU THINK? >> Steve: THE HIGHEST ONE SO 135 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:37,684 FAR. >> Jimmy: TARIQ, YOU THINK SO? ALL RIGHT, YEAH. 136 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,220 I THINK IT'S UP THERE. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? LIKE, THE -- DID WE BREAK 137 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,755 A HUNDRED ON THIS ONE? >> Steve: YEAH, I THINK WE MIGHT BREAK -- 138 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:44,391 YEAH, 101 I'M GONNA SAY. OR 98. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU 139 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:47,060 THINKING >> Tariq: I'M GONNA SAY 104. >> Jimmy: QUEST? 140 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,496 [ DRUMROLL ] >> Questlove: 113. >> Jimmy: I'M GONNA SAY 120. 141 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:52,565 >> Steve: 120, WOW >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. 142 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:56,836 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS ] * 143 00:08:56,836 --> 00:09:01,074 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WOW. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW - 144 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,810 >> Steve: IT WASN'T THAT GOOD. >> Jimmy: THAT WASN'T THAT GOOD AT ALL 145 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:06,346 NO, YOU'RE BEING VERY NICE ALL RIGHT. NEXT UP, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE 146 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,014 HERE IT SAYS, "SOMETIMES I LOOK INTO THE MIRROR, AND I DON'T 147 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:09,716 RECOGNIZE THE MAN I SEE ANYMORE, UNTIL I REALIZE I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING OUT MY BEDROOM 148 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:14,421 WINDOW AND I NEED TO CALL THE POLICE." [ LAUGHTER ] 149 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:20,226 * >> Steve: THERE YOU GO COME ON, THAT'S A BIGGY. 150 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,395 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A LOT TO DO >> Steve: COME ON. 151 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,030 >> Jimmy: IT'S A LOT TO CHEW ON, BUT IT'S WORTH IT. >> Steve: IT'S WORTH THE RIDE, 152 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:28,101 YEAH * >> Jimmy: YOU -- GOT YOU ON 153 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:31,271 THAT ONE >> Questlove: I LIKE THAT ONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE THAT ONE 154 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,039 TOO. ALL RIGHT, I THINK THAT ONE'S UP THERE TOO 155 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:35,041 >> Steve: I THINK IT'S UP THERE. >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S UP 156 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,676 THERE. BUT THE LAST ONE WAS HIGH. >> Steve: THAT WAS MAYBE 157 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,078 ARTIFICIALLY HIGH. >> Jimmy: YEAH LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS 158 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:43,183 ONE. OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 159 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:46,119 * GOOD, GOOD, BUT STILL NOT -- >> Steve: NOT AS HIGH, YEAH. 160 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,655 >> Jimmy: "PER SE" IS THE ONE, YEAH WE HAVE ONE LAST ONE HERE. 161 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:52,659 THIS LAST ONE IS, "THERE'S A A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A A HEATED TOILET SEAT, AND 162 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:56,629 A TOILET SEAT THAT'S WARM. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] 163 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:58,698 THERE YOU GO >> Steve: COME ON. YOU'VE GOT TO BEAT 188 164 00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:00,567 >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS GONNA -- >> Steve: COME ON. 165 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,969 THAT'S THE WINNER, PEOPLE. COME ON. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE STILL 166 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:05,038 LAUGHING SO, THIS ONE FEELS GOOD. >> Steve: YEAH, COME ON. 167 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,240 CLICK YES. >> Jimmy: GO AHEAD, GIVE A A WAVE 168 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,876 YOU'RE ALLOWED TO WAVE GO FOR IT, YEAH. CAN WE GET SOME SHOTS OF THE 169 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:12,245 AUDIENCE YEAH, GIVE A GOOD WAVE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 170 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:14,514 I THINK THIS ONE - >> Steve: I THINK -- >> Jimmy: THIS ONE MIGHT BE THE 171 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:17,484 CLOSEST TO 100%. >> Steve: I WOULD HOPE SO. >> Jimmy: AUDIENCE ENJOYED THIS 172 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,352 ONE. I THINK SO LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. 173 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:26,359 YEAH [ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 174 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,429 >> Jimmy: WOW. THAT'S A HISTORY-MAKING TWEET, RIGHT THERE. 175 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:32,899 HISTORY! THANK YOU! THE WINNER IS NUMBER FIVE. 176 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:36,002 I'M GONNA POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, 177 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:41,107 GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A "WETWEET" AND ENJOY. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 178 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:44,077 SIGOURNEY WEAVER IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 179 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:48,982 THE COOLEST. THE BEST FROM "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA 180 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:55,221 FOREVER," MICHAELA COEL IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 181 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:58,625 AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM ZEDD AND MAREN MORRIS THAT'S A BIG SHOW. 182 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,860 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND/ WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MY LATEST "DO NOT 183 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,329 READ" LIST COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 184 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:11,738 * >> Jimmy: IN THIS MOVIE, YOU HAD TO LEARN HOW TO, LIKE, HOLD 185 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:15,442 YOUR BREATH FOR A LONG TIME. >> WE DID. AND WE HAD THIS AMAZING TEACHER 186 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,845 NAMED KIRK CRACK WE HAD HIM FOR ABOUT A YEAR TRAINING US TO -- TO DO BREATH 187 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:38,465 HOLDS. AND, YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY GOT UP TO SIX AND A HALF MINUTES 188 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,867 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK 189 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,969 I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 190 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:47,340 I APPRECIATE YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE THIS TIME OF YEAR 191 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:50,844 FALL IS IN FULL SWING, THE WEATHER IS GETTING CHILLY, WHICH MEANS IT'S A GREAT TIME 192 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:55,315 TO SNUGGLE UP WITH A GOOD BOOK AND I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS READING ANY BAD BOOKS. 193 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:58,251 SO TO HELP YOU OUT, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU SOME BOOKS THAT YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS. 194 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,787 THAT'S RIGHT IT'S TIME FOR MY LATEST INSTALLMENT OF MY "DO NOT READ 195 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:02,155 INSTALLMENT OF MY "DO NOT READ LIST." HERE WE GO 196 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:04,491 * DO NOT READ 197 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,761 DO NOT REA DO NOT REA THESE BOOKS * 198 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:10,930 * THESE BOOKS * >> Jimmy: NOW BEFORE WE START, I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW 199 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:16,069 EVERY BOOK I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU IS 100% REAL THESE ARE ACTUAL BOOKS 200 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,471 YOU CAN FIND THEM ON AMAZON OR CHECK THEM OUT AT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY. 201 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:23,510 THEY ARE REAL. AND DON'T VOTE ON THESE. [ LAUGHTER ] 202 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,479 THESE ARE REAL BOOKS, YEAH AND THESE ARE -- YEAH. SO I WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT'S ON 203 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,314 MY "DO NOT READ LIST." THIS FIRST ONE IS A CHILDREN'S BOOK 204 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,950 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: FROM THE '70s, RIGHT THIS IS VERY COOL. 205 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:36,756 THIS ONE'S CALLED "I WANT TO BE A SERVICE STATION ATTENDANT. [ LAUGHTER ] 206 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:41,261 WHAT CHILD DAUNT WANT TO BE A SERVICE STATION ATTENDANT? SO IN THE STORY THE DAD GETS A 207 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:47,233 A FLAT TIRE AND THEY PULL INTO A GAS STATION ATTENDANT AND THEY MEET THIS GUY NAMED JIM 208 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:51,104 AND THEN JIM SAYS, "IT'S GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME. AND THE DAD SAYS TO HIS SON, 209 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,906 "CHUCK, DO YOU WANT TO GO ACROSS THE STREET AND HAVE A A HAMBURGER? 210 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:57,510 AND THE SON SAYS, "IF YOU DON'T MIND, DAD, I'D LIKE TO STAY HERE AND WATCH JIM." 211 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,347 [ LAUGHTER ] DAD NODDED HIS HEAD. "ALL RIGHT FINE, I'LL SEE YOU 212 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:05,385 BOTH IN A LITTLE WHILE [ LAUGHTER ] TAKE CARE. 213 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:08,822 TAKE CARE OF MY KID. I'LL LEAVE I'M GOING TO GO GET THAT 214 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:13,259 HAMBURGER. [ APPLAUSE ] PARENTING -- 215 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,762 PARENTING WAS DIFFERENT IN THE '70s >> Steve: LIKE SLING BLADE 216 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:18,264 >> Jimmy: IT WAS DIFFERENT IN THE 70S' YEAH, JUST HANG OUT WITH THAT 217 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:20,133 DUDE OH, CHECK OUT THIS BOOK RIGHT HERE 218 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,069 THIS IS A ROMANCE BOOK >> Steve: OH, I LOVE ROMANCES. >> Jimmy: THIS IS CALLED "WILL 219 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:27,140 YOU GIVE MY MOMMY A BABY?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NO 220 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:32,612 NO WOW. >> Jimmy: BY CARLA CASSIDY 221 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,548 IT'S KIND OF A WEIRD TITLE MAYBE THE ART CLEARS THINGS UP DOWN HERE. 222 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:38,485 DOES IT CLEAR ANYTHING UP? NO, THAT'S BASICALLY SAYING WHAT IT IS, YEAH 223 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:42,555 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, SOMEBODY PITCHED A TENT 224 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:48,995 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MAYBE IT'S THAT GAS STATION ATTENDANT. 225 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:53,099 >> Steve: YOU THINK IT'S JIM >> Jimmy: JIM, YEAH. THIS NEXT ONE IS A DIY BOOK. 226 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,368 >> Steve: OH, LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. EVERYONE LOVES A DO IT 227 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:58,271 YOURSELF [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOK AT THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. 228 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,473 THERE YOU GO >> Steve: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TV 229 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:05,278 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S -- "T." * 230 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:09,649 >> Steve: OH, "T," MY BAD. I THOUGHT IT WAS A DIFFERENT LETTER 231 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:13,586 >> Jimmy: NO, IT WAS NOT, NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TUCKED -- IT'S A QUILTING BOOK 232 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:16,056 >> Steve: T IN TUCK. >> Jimmy: IT'S A QUILTING BOOK CALLED - 233 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:19,159 >> Steve: "TUCKED UP IN BED. >> Jimmy: "TUCKED UP IN BED. [ LAUGHTER ] 234 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:23,063 THERE'S A PHOTO OF A COUPLE. BUT ZOOM IN ON THIS COVER. IT'S LIKE A WOMAN IS LAYING 235 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:26,933 NEXT TO A CORPSE ALMOST. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, DUDE, THAT'S 236 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,335 TUCKED UP. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT ACTUALLY IS 237 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:32,505 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S PRETTY TUCKED UP. YEAH, I AGREE. 238 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,075 THIS NEXT BOOK IS A BOOK ABOUT HAIR STYLES. >> Steve: OH, I LOVE IT. 239 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:38,845 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THOSE BOOKS [ LAUGHTER ] 240 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:42,982 IT'S A -- IT'S CALLED "MILADYS FOR MEN ONLY." >> Steve: HMMM 241 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:47,587 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALREADY CONFUSING. >> Steve: MILADY'S 242 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:52,292 >> Jimmy: STYLING AND MILDAY'S BUT THIS IS THE THING THAT KIND OF INTRIGUED ME. 243 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:56,129 I LIKE THIS. FIRST ONE, I LIKE THIS THIS GUY'S POSE RIGHT HERE 244 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:59,099 THE GUY WITH THE GLASSES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, NO 245 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:04,204 >> Jimmy: OH, HEY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. 246 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,939 >> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS CALLED SPOT PERMING, ANYONE KNOW ABOUT HAIR 247 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:12,612 SPOT PERMING YEAH WELL, HERE'S THE BEFORE. 248 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,481 RIGHT HERE, IF YOU CAN ZOOM IN, THAT'S BEFORE. [ LAUGHTER ] 249 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:19,285 AND HERE'S THE AFTER [ AUDIENCE OHs ] YOU BASICALLY JUST -- YOU JUST 250 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:24,057 FACE A DIFFERENT DIRECTION THE BEFORE AND AFTER WHY MESS WITH PERFECTION 251 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,926 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT BOOK, I LOVE THIS. 252 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,595 THIS IS CALLED "DISGUISE TECHNIQUES." >> Steve: "DISGUISE 253 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:32,899 TECHNIQUES." >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND IT SAYS NOTHING MORE TO DISGUISE THAN 254 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:39,406 PUTTING ON A COSTUME SO LET'S SEE A COSTUME DISGUISE TECHNIQUES. 255 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:42,242 THEY TELL YOU HERE ALL RIGHT, SO, THIS IS REALLY GOOD 256 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,178 THIS IS AN ILLUSTRATION TO HELP YOU OUT HERE THIS IS A REAL BOOK. 257 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:49,249 LOOK AT THE BOTTOM ONE FIRST THIS IS NORMAL PEOPLE JUST WAITING FOR AT BUS STOP, RIGHT 258 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,952 WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON A A DISGUISE, NO ONE WILL NOTICE YOU'RE AT THE BUS STOP 259 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,222 [ LAUGHTER ] NO ONE WILL EVEN NOTICE. >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT? 260 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:58,525 NOTHING. >> Jimmy: IT'S A CLOWN NEXT TO A HIPPY. 261 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:03,229 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT TO A FLAPPER. >> Steve: NOBODY KNOWS NOTHING 262 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,432 YEAH >> Jimmy: PEOPLE JUST WAITING FOR A BUS. 263 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:08,268 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 264 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:11,538 ABOUT? I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, YEAH. WHY WOULD MY EYE GO THERE. 265 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,173 >> Jimmy: MY EYE WOULD NOT GO THERE. >> Steve: NO, IT WOULD GO RIGHT 266 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,809 PASSED IT. >> Jimmy: TO THE BUS, YEAH >> Steve: I'M ON THE BUS 267 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,211 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO THOSE PEOPLE WAITING FOR THE BUS. 268 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:21,715 >> Steve: YEAH, >> Jimmy: NORMAL, WHAT'S GOING ON? NOW IT'S A CLOWN 269 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,550 THIS -- AND WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST BOOK HERE >> Steve: OH 270 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:29,456 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S CALLED "RELIGION, PHILOSOPHY AND FUN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 271 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:33,960 CAN WE SEE THE AUTHOR? LOOKS LIKE HE'S HAVING A BLAST RIGHT THERE. 272 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,296 THERE HE IS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR "DO NOT 273 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,198 READ." IF YOU HAVE A BOOK YOU THINK SHOULD BE ON OUR LIST, SEND IT 274 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:43,336 TO DONOTREAD@TONIGHTSHOW.COM RIGHT BACK WITH SIGOURNEY WEAVER, EVERYBODY. 275 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:54,814 OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 276 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:59,185 >> I HAVE TO KEEP MINIMIZING EXPECTATIONS FOR THE PEOPLE THAT LIKE LOVE ME. 277 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:03,356 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> MINIMIZE EXPECTATIONS ABOUT HOW MUCH I'M IN THE MOVIE. 278 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,525 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M THERE. I'M THERE, BUT I'M NOT 279 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:24,711 PANTHERING >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A THREE-TIME OSCAR NOMINEE, 280 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,513 STARRING IN THE NEW MOVIE "CALL JANE" WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY, PLEASE WELCOME 281 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:33,319 JANE" WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY, PLEASE WELCOME SIGOURNEY WEAVER 282 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:46,166 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 283 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:53,573 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, FEEL THE LOVE 284 00:17:53,573 --> 00:18:01,247 YOU'VE GOT TO FEEL THE LOVE RIGHT THERE. COME ON. 285 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,017 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU, WE LOVE YOU 286 00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:06,252 THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK TO THE SHOW. >> ARE YOU KIDDING 287 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,021 I LOVE BEING HERE. >> Jimmy: WE LOVE HAVING YOU HERE 288 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:13,493 AND LOOK AT THIS, ON THE COVER OF "ELLE," LOOKING GORGEOUS AS ALWAYS 289 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:22,035 RIGHT THERE, THEY CALL YOU THE LEGEND, BY THE WAY >> DOES IT SAY THAT? 290 00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:24,304 >> Jimmy: THE LEGEND >> I THOUGHT IT WAS A LEGEND >> Jimmy: YEAH 291 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,272 >> I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS THE LEGEND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 292 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,907 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, IT WAS THE LEGEND >> I HAVEN'T HAD THE CARDS MADE 293 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,642 UP >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD THOUGH, RIGHT 294 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,845 DO YOU FEEL LIKE A LEGEND? >> I'LL TELL YOU I WONDERED IF IT HAD ANY PRACTICAL 295 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,913 APPLICATION, YOU KNOW? LIKE, WOULD I STILL BE ABLE TO WEAR SWEATPANTS? 296 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:38,084 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WOULD THIS HELP ME GET OUT OF EMPTYING THE DISHWASHER 297 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:41,688 >> Jimmy: NO, LEGEND - >> SO, I'M STILL WAITING TO FIND OUT 298 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,724 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE LEGENDARY STATUS I WAS LOOKING THROUGH YOUR 299 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,327 CREDITS AS WELL TO SEE EVERYTHING, THERE'S BEEN SO MANY EPIC MOVIES, AND IT'S JUST 300 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:53,266 INSANE AND I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THIS, YOU'VE BEEN OSCAR NOMINATED 301 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:58,405 THREE TIMES, EMMY NOMINATED FOUR TIMES, TONY NOMINATED, YOU WON TWO GOLDEN GLOBES. 302 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:01,808 I THINK IT KIND OF MAKES YOU A A LEGEND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 303 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:05,278 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I THINK IT MAKES YOU A LEGEND 304 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:09,449 >> IT'S EXCITING >> Jimmy: LEGENDS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME HERE 305 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:14,587 >> THANK YOU, I THINK IF YOU LAST LONG ENOUGH, SOMEONE WILL GIVE YOU A LEGEND. 306 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,057 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SO COOL, YOU'RE TOO COOL. EVERY TIME YOU COME, I ALWAYS 307 00:19:17,057 --> 00:19:18,725 WANT TO TALK ABOUT AND SAY THANKS TO YOUR DAD BECAUSE PAT WEAVER, WITHOUT YOUR DAD, 308 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:28,034 THINKING UP THE IDEA OF "TODAY SHOW" AND "TONIGHT SHOW," WHICH IS TRUE, I WOULDN'T HAVE A JOB 309 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:33,173 SO THANK YOU VERY MUCH I WANT TO PUT IT OUT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 310 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:36,509 >> HE'D BE SO EXCITED THAT THE SHOW IS SO WONDERFUL, AND SO MANY PEOPLE ENJOY IT ALL OVER 311 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:42,048 THE COUNTRY. >> Jimmy: IT'S WILD, I WISH -- YOU KNOW, I DO THINK ABOUT -- I 312 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,851 DO THINK ABOUT YOUR DAD. I THINK ABOUT STEVE ALLEN AND JOHNNY CARSON, AND I GO, LIKE, 313 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:50,123 "I WISH THAT THEY COULD SEE HOW BIG THE SHOW IS NOW BECAUSE --" >> YEAH. 314 00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:51,758 >> Jimmy: EVEN WITH THE INTERNET AND STREAMING NOW THE -- IT'S WORLDWIDE, IT'S 315 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,794 GLOBAL >> THAT'S TRUE, IT'S A MUCH BIGGER PARTY THAN IT WAS 316 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:59,399 >> Jimmy: IS THIS WHAT GOT YOU INTO SHOW BUSINESS LIKE, COMING TO "THE TODAY 317 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:03,269 SHOW" AND SEEING YOUR DAD IN SHOW BUSINESS? >> I DID USED TO COME TO "THE 318 00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,638 TODAY SHOW," NOT "THE TONIGHT SHOW," BECAUSE I HAD AN EARLY BEDTIME. 319 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:09,142 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE LITTLE >> YEAH, I USED TO COME AND 320 00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:14,481 THERE WAS THAT NASTY CHIMP, J. FRED MUGG >> Jimmy: THERE WAS A MONKEY 321 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:18,418 THAT WAS THE MASCOT. >> YEAH, THE LITTLE MONKEY IN CLOTHES, WHICH IS NOT GOOD FOR 322 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:23,456 THEM >> Jimmy: HE WAS THE MASCOT FOR "THE TODAY SHOW? 323 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:28,695 >> HE WASN'T A MASCOT, HE BECAME, LIKE, THE OTHER PERSON AT THE TABLE 324 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:32,632 THEY NEEDED SOMETHING TO MAKE THE SHOW MORE ENTERTAINING, I GUESS. 325 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:35,702 >> Jimmy: AND YOU WOULD COME SEE AND HANG OUT WITH HIM? >> NO, I WOULD NOT HANG OUT 326 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:39,439 WITH HIM I WAS AFRAID OF HIM. THE FIRST TIME I MET HIM, HE 327 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,107 LEAPED OFF THE DESK, ONTO MY SHOULDERS, TOOK MY LITTLE HAT THAT ONLY WENT WITH THIS 328 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:51,651 DRESS-UP COAT, AND RAN DOWN THE HALLWAY WITH IT. AND TORE IT INTO SHREDS. 329 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,154 I NEVER SAW IT AGAIN >> Jimmy: HE'S AN ANIMAL >> IT AMAZING I WAS ABLE TO DO 330 00:20:54,154 --> 00:20:56,790 "GORILLAS IN THE MIST" SO MANY YEARS LATER. [ LAUGHTER ] 331 00:20:56,790 --> 00:21:00,627 >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, YOU WERE TRAUMATIZED. YOU WOULD COME HERE AND GO 332 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:03,897 LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT IS SHOW BUSINESS I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS 333 00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:10,236 JOB IS." >> WELL, I REMEMBER, YOU KNOW, HE DIDN'T BRING US INTO THE 334 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:13,239 NETWORK, YOU KNOW. HE WAS DOING "SHOW OF SHOWS" TOO, AND ALL THESE DIFFERENT 335 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:19,212 THINGS BUT HE USED TO COME HOME WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE, AND VERY 336 00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:25,418 LIGHTHEARTED SO, I MEAN, LIVE TV WAS, I IMAGINE, QUITE STRESSFUL 337 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:28,388 BUT HE SEEMED TO BE HANGING OUT WITH GREAT PEOPLE, AND HE LOVED TO LAUGH 338 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,090 MY FATHER HAD A LAUGH, JUST HE WOULD -- IT WOULD -- HE JUST WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STOP 339 00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:38,765 LAUGHING WHEN HE LAUGHED AND I THOUGHT, "WELL, SHOW BUSINESS, MAYBE IT'S FUN." 340 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:42,168 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK IT ACTUALLY IS. >> YEAH. 341 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:45,638 >> Jimmy: THANK GOSH YOU GOT INTO SHOW BUSINESS IT IS FUN, YEAH. 342 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,274 I KNOW WE PROBABLY CAN'T TALK ABOUT MUCH ABOUT THE -- YOU'RE IN THE BIGGEST GROSSING MOVIE 343 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:55,815 OF ALL TIME "AVATAR," AND THEY JUST MADE -- NO BIG DEAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 344 00:21:55,815 --> 00:22:00,420 NO BIG DEAL. ADD TO THE LEGEND -- WELL, THERE'S A SEQUEL THAT'S COMING 345 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,188 UP, THIS IS ANOTHER SEQUEL, WE CAN'T EVEN -- CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHAT IT'S ABOUT OR IF IT'S 346 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:09,496 COMING, ARE YOU -- >> THEY'RE GOING TO BE FOUR MORE 347 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:15,068 THIS IS "AVATAR 2" COMING OUT IN DECEMBER. WE SHOT 2 AND 3 TOGETHER A FEW 348 00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:20,407 YEARS AGO NOW. AND I PLAY A 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL. >> Jimmy: YEAH 349 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:24,678 >> OF COURSE >> Jimmy: WHY WOULDN'T YOU, YEAH 350 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:27,847 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WAS DELIGHTED TO BE OFFERED THAT JOB BECAUSE I HAD 351 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:31,284 NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I DARE SAY JOHN WAYNE WAS 352 00:22:31,284 --> 00:22:33,319 NEVER ASKED TO PLAY A 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL >> Jimmy: IS IT FUN -- THAT 353 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:40,760 MUST BE -- YEAH, THAT MUST BE FUN TO GET INTO YOUR 14-YEAR-OLD SELF 354 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,729 DO YOU THINK BACK TO WHEN YOU WERE 14? >> WERE YOU A HAPPY 355 00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:47,300 14-YEAR-OLD? >> Jimmy: I MEAN, I PROBABLY WAS. 356 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:49,936 [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, I THINK I HAD A PRETTY HAPPY LIFE 357 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:53,440 I WAS A HAPPY, GO LUCKY KID. >> THAT'S GOOD >> Jimmy: A LOT OF 358 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:58,011 14-YEAR-OLDS, IT'S A TOUGH COUPLE YEARS >> PUBERTY 359 00:22:58,011 --> 00:23:00,313 I MEAN, I -- I WAS THIS TALL WHEN I WAS 11. >> Jimmy: WERE YOU REALLY? 360 00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:03,650 >> I WAS LIKE THIS, "HI. >> Jimmy: OH, NO >> I WAS VERY SHY, VERY 361 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,152 SELF-CONSCIOUS SO I DID, OF COURSE, TRY TO CHANNEL MY -- MY VERY 362 00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:18,164 SELF-CONSCIOUS AWKWARD, YOU KNOW, TEENAGER AND I THINK ACTUALLY THAT'S 363 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:20,767 WHAT JIM WANTED, ALTHOUGH HE SAID WHEN HE OFFERED ME THE PART, HE SAID, YOU KNOW, SHE'S 364 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,502 A 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL, BUT THAT'S ABOUT HOW OLD YOU ARE ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A GOOF 365 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:29,743 BALL YOU CAN DO THIS. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 366 00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:35,415 AND THIS MOVIE, YOU HAD TO LEARN HOW TO LIKE HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR A LONG TIME 367 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,917 >> WE DID. >> Jimmy: A LOT OF IT'S UNDER WATER. 368 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,953 >> WE HAD TO LEARN TO FREE DIVE AND THE FIRST THING -- AND WE HAD THIS AMAZING TEACHER NAMED 369 00:23:39,953 --> 00:23:44,924 KIRK CRACK WHO TEACHES THE NAVY SEALS. WE HAD HIM FOR ABOUT A YEAR 370 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:52,465 TRAINING US TO DO BREATH HOLDS, AND, YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY GOT UP TO SIX AND A HALF MINUTES 371 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:56,269 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LEGEND 372 00:23:56,269 --> 00:24:00,340 >> Jimmy: LEGEND, LEGEND, LEGEND THAT'S HOW YOU BECOME ONE. 373 00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:04,277 HOW DO YOU - >> NO, NO, NO, BUT I - >> Jimmy: DID YOU FREAK OUT? 374 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:08,748 >> I WAS NOT MOVING. IT'S MUCH EASIER TO HOLD YOUR BREATH WHEN YOU'RE - 375 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:11,251 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T HOLD MY BREATH FOR 30 SECONDS. >> BUT YOU COULD IF KIRK CRACK 376 00:24:11,251 --> 00:24:15,955 TAUGHT YOU >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE SECRET? >> THE SECRET IS TRAINING UP, 377 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:25,098 SO YOU'RE -- THE URGE TO BREATHE IS A NATURAL INSTINCT. SO WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO JUST 378 00:24:25,098 --> 00:24:31,705 KEEP A BREATH HOLD, OF COURSE, I ALSO HAD ENHANCED OXYGEN THIS IS 30% OXYGEN, AND I HAD 379 00:24:31,705 --> 00:24:36,609 LIKE, YOU KNOW, 50 OR 60% OXYGEN ANYWAY, WHEN THE DESIRE TO 380 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:39,946 BREATHE COMES, HE CALLED IT THE DIRTY VILLAIN. AND YOU IGNORE THE DIRTY 381 00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:43,950 VILLAIN. AND YOU GO, "HA, YOU, GO AWAY. AND THEN YOU TRY TO DO ALL 382 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:49,856 THESE MIND GAMES LIKE, I USED TO PAINT MYSELF BLUE, YOU KNOW 383 00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:51,491 PRETEND AND THEN I'D SING, "SPEED BUNNY BOAT," LIKE A A "BIRD ON THE WING. 384 00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:56,396 ANYTHING YOU CAN DO TO KEEP FROM THINKING ABOUT, "I REALLY WANT TO BREATHE. 385 00:24:56,396 --> 00:24:59,899 >> Jimmy: NO WAY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO IF YOU'RE IN 386 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:03,069 TROUBLE YOU'VE GOT TO GO -- WHAT DO YOU DO THEY HAVE THINGS - 387 00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:04,771 >> WELL, I THINK WE HAVE -- WE HAD A LOT OF SAFETY -- THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE, FRANKLY, 388 00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:11,811 BECAUSE "AVATAR 2" TAKES PLACE A LOT OF IN THE WATER AND AROUND THE WATER 389 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:13,613 BUT WHAT JIM ASKED US TO DO WHICH WAS, I THOUGHT HARD, WAS WHEN YOU'RE UNDERNEATH THE 390 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:24,391 WATER YOU CAN'T GO -- YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO PRETEND YOU'RE SO HAPPY, YOU HAVE TO GO -- 391 00:25:24,391 --> 00:25:27,060 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 392 00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:30,196 >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD ACTING 393 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:33,066 I'M GOING TO PRACTICE. NEXT TIME YOU COME BACK, I WILL START MY UNDERWATER ACTING 394 00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:36,202 MORE WITH SIGOURNEY WEAVER I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE, "CALL JANE" WHEN WE COME 395 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:55,321 BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 396 00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:57,223 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY, WE'RE TALKING WITH SIGOURNEY WEAVER WHO STARS IN 397 00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:08,768 THE MOVIE "CALL JANE," WHICH OPENS THIS FRIDAY. YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN THIS MOVIE 398 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:12,272 THE MOVIE IS FANTASTIC, AND VERY IMPORTANT ODDLY FOR THESE TIMES, NOW, BUT 399 00:26:12,272 --> 00:26:18,044 CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHO YOU PLAY, AND WHAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT? >> SO, "CALL JANE" WAS THE NAME 400 00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:22,749 OF A CLANDESTINE ORGANIZATION, PUT TOGETHER BY WOMEN, TO HELP WOMEN OBTAIN SAFE ILLEGAL 401 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:31,391 ABORTIONS. AND IT'S THIS GROUP OF WOMEN WHO JUST COME TOGETHER TO, YOU 402 00:26:31,391 --> 00:26:33,059 KNOW, WITH RESPECT, AND REAL LOVE AND CARE, TO TAKE ALL THESE DIFFERENT WOMEN, WITH 403 00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:44,738 DIFFERENT REASONS, BUT GOOD REASONS, WHO HAD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT PROCEDURE. 404 00:26:44,738 --> 00:26:49,976 AND WE FOLLOW THE GREAT ELIZABETH BANKS WHO PLAYS A HOUSEWIFE NAMED JOY. 405 00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:55,215 YOU FOLLOW HER STORY AND SHE HAS A KIND OF POLITICAL AWAKENING. 406 00:26:55,215 --> 00:26:59,486 AND I'M HOPING THAT THE MOVIE, BECAUSE IT SORT OF -- FIRST OF ALL, IT'S VERY ENTERTAINING. 407 00:26:59,486 --> 00:27:02,555 IT'S NOT LIKE TAKING LIKE A BOTTLE OF MEDICINE OR ANYTHING 408 00:27:02,555 --> 00:27:06,926 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT JOKES. AND MY CHARACTER IS QUITE 409 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:10,864 FUNNY. BUT, YOU KNOW, WE'RE HOPING THAT IT WILL SORT OF 410 00:27:10,864 --> 00:27:14,367 DEPOLITICIZE THIS. REMIND THEM THAT THE PERSON WHO'S REALLY AT RISK IS THE 411 00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:19,272 WOMAN, AND THAT SHE NEEDS ALL THE SUPPORT AND COMPASSION WE CAN GIVE HER 412 00:27:19,272 --> 00:27:31,051 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY IT'S SO -- WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU 413 00:27:31,051 --> 00:27:37,424 GO, "OH, MY GOSH, THE STORY IS AMAZING, AND SOME INTENSE MOMENTS AS WELL. 414 00:27:37,424 --> 00:27:41,127 BUT THEN I WAS ASKING YOU, "WHEN DID YOU FILM THIS? >> YEAH, WE FILMED IT IN THE 415 00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:51,204 SPRING OF '21. SO WE -- WE WERE NOT -- I WAS NOT EXPECTING ROE VS. WADE, 416 00:27:51,204 --> 00:27:52,939 THIS THING HAD TRANSFORMED WOMEN'S LIVES, GIVEN THEM A CHANCE TO CONTROL WHEN THEY 417 00:27:52,939 --> 00:28:05,618 HAVE THEIR FAMILIES. AND HOW MANY CHILDREN THEY HAVE, AND, YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T 418 00:28:05,618 --> 00:28:07,821 IMAGINE THAT IT COULD BE OVERTURNED IN SUCH A WAY >> Jimmy: YEAH 419 00:28:07,821 --> 00:28:10,657 >> AND NOW WE'RE -- THIS IS UNFORTUNATELY, ESPECIALLY RELEVANT 420 00:28:10,657 --> 00:28:14,194 AND WE'RE HOPING THAT IN THE MIDTERMS, YOU KNOW, THAT IT WILL BE VERY MUCH ON PEOPLE'S 421 00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:21,267 MINDS AND THAT THIS MOVIE CAN HELP ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO VOTE. VOTE BACK OUR RIGHTS 422 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:26,706 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GO VOTE. THAT'S RIGHT 423 00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:30,210 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S SIGOURNEY WEAVER IN "CALL JANE." 424 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:31,177 HERE'S SIGOURNEY WEAVER IN "CALL JANE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 425 00:28:33,313 --> 00:28:38,318 >> I'M SORRY THAT WASN'T THE MORNING YOU EXPECTED 426 00:28:38,318 --> 00:28:47,927 >> YOU READ MY MIND, DOLL. >> I'M TRYING TO QUIT. >> WHY 427 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:53,266 >> MAYBE I WANT TO SING OPERA IN MY NEXT LIFE. WE HAVE ORGANIZING MEETINGS ON 428 00:28:53,266 --> 00:29:06,846 THURSDAYS. THAT'S THE ADDRESS >> I DON'T AGREE WITH WHAT 429 00:29:06,846 --> 00:29:09,349 YOU'RE DOING >> Jimmy: SIGOURNEY WEAVER, EVERYBODY. 430 00:29:09,349 --> 00:29:13,720 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "CALL JANE" OPENS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. 431 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,023 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE WE LOVE IT EVERY TIME YOU'RE 432 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:19,559 HERE SIGOURNEY WEAVER MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 433 00:29:19,559 --> 00:29:51,925 BREAK, STICK AROUND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 434 00:29:51,925 --> 00:29:55,295 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTOR AND EMMY-WINNING WRITER, WHO YOU SEE IN THE HIGHLY 435 00:29:55,295 --> 00:29:58,098 ANTICIPATED NEW MOVIE, "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND IMAX 436 00:29:58,098 --> 00:30:06,439 NOVEMBER 11th. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, MICHAELA COEL. 437 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:22,655 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 438 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:27,627 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> AH! >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE 439 00:30:27,627 --> 00:30:30,730 YOU IN PERSON. >> IT'S AMAZING TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU. 440 00:30:30,730 --> 00:30:33,466 >> Jimmy: TALK TO YOU. YEAH, YOU'RE REAL. >> YEAH, YOU'RE REAL 441 00:30:33,466 --> 00:30:36,970 >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE WE WERE ZOOM FRIENDS. >> YES 442 00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:39,572 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHEN YOU CAME ON THE SHOW. AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 443 00:30:39,572 --> 00:30:44,844 HERE, AND CONGRATS TONIGHT COVER OF VOGUE, BY THE WAY >> THANK YOU 444 00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:46,946 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW. YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY 445 00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:50,316 TOUCHED A COPY >> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED A COPY 446 00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:52,819 >> NO, I'VE JUST SEEN PHOTOS OF IT SO LET ME JUST - 447 00:30:52,819 --> 00:30:55,755 >> Jimmy: THIS IS REAL IT'S THE FIRST TIME YOU'RE DOING THIS 448 00:30:55,755 --> 00:30:58,191 COME ON. >> INCREDIBLE. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG MOMENT 449 00:30:58,191 --> 00:31:00,694 >> A HUGE MOMENT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THE WHOLE THING WAS JUST -- 450 00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:02,328 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GORGEOUS ON THE COVER. >> THANK YOU 451 00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:04,297 >> Jimmy: AND I ALSO LIKE THIS, IS THIS -- THIS YOUR DAD, AND IS THAT GRANDMA? 452 00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:09,069 >> IT IS >> Jimmy: YEAH, LOOK AT THAT COME ON. 453 00:31:09,069 --> 00:31:10,970 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY GOT TO BE IN VOGUE AS WELL 454 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:12,739 HOW DID THEY FEEL? >> WELL, MY -- MY -- I DON'T THINK MY DAD OR MY GRANDMA 455 00:31:12,739 --> 00:31:15,108 UNDERSTOOD WHAT WAS HAPPENING. SO, MY DAD WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE CAME, AND THEN, YOU KNOW, 456 00:31:15,108 --> 00:31:24,417 THEY PUT HIM IN A SUIT, AND GHANA'S REALLY HOT, SO HE WAS JUST LIKE -- 457 00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:27,787 [ PANTING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND, AT THE END, YOU KNOW, I 458 00:31:27,787 --> 00:31:31,091 WAS LIKE, "DAD, SO, LIKE "HOW DID YOU FEEL IT'S VOGUE 459 00:31:31,091 --> 00:31:33,827 IT'S AMERICAN VOGUE. HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YOU KNOW, IT'S SOMETHING 460 00:31:33,827 --> 00:31:36,096 DIFFERENT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT 461 00:31:36,096 --> 00:31:38,398 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN VOGUE, DAD >> YEAH. 462 00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:40,233 BUT NOW THAT IT'S LIKE ON THE INTERNET, MY DAD IS JUST LIKE A WHOLE OF MY VILLAGE, ASIKUMA, 463 00:31:40,233 --> 00:31:46,439 WHERE WE'RE FROM >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THE WHOLE OF THE VILLAGE IS 464 00:31:46,439 --> 00:31:47,974 PROUD. MY GRANDMA ALSO DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND UNTIL THEY PUT ON 465 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:53,146 HER DRESS, HER ISSEY MIYAKE DRESS. THEY DID HER HAIR AND HER 466 00:31:53,146 --> 00:31:56,316 MAKEUP AND SHE WAS LIKE "OH, I'M BEAUTIFUL. 467 00:31:56,316 --> 00:31:59,486 I'M BEAUTIFUL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND SHE JUST KEPT SAYING IT. 468 00:31:59,486 --> 00:32:03,757 IT WAS VERY SWEET. >> Jimmy: COME ON. >> YEAH. 469 00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:06,593 >> Jimmy: I THINK THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE, "I MAY DESTROY YOU" WAS RIGHT -- COMING OUT, IT WAS 470 00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:09,562 BRAND NEW. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND YOU WENT ON TO 471 00:32:09,562 --> 00:32:12,932 WIN TWO EMMYS AND A PEABODY AWARD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 472 00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:17,303 I MEAN, IT WAS PHENOMENAL. * YOU WERE PHENOMENAL. 473 00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:20,473 IT WAS PHENOMENAL. ANYONE - DID ANYONE SURPRISE YOU THAT 474 00:32:20,473 --> 00:32:24,978 WERE FANS OF THE SHOW? >> YES, WELL, LOADS, LOADS SO, FIRST, IT WAS THE EMMYS 475 00:32:24,978 --> 00:32:28,148 ITSELF AND TO JUST SIT THERE AND HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE THAT I ADMIRE 476 00:32:28,148 --> 00:32:31,851 COME UP AND SAY, "WELL DONE. BUT, THEN ALSO, THE BIG MOMENT WAS GETTING HOME TO ATLANTA 477 00:32:31,851 --> 00:32:38,124 WHERE I WAS FILMING "BLACK PANTHER. AND I ENTERED MY HOUSE, AND 478 00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:44,197 THERE WAS A HUGE BOUQUET OF WHITE FLOWERS AND THE NOTE SAID "PROUD OF YOU, BEY, X. 479 00:32:44,197 --> 00:32:50,236 BEYONCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW, HAVE YOU EVER 480 00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:54,140 MET BEYONCE? >> I'VE NEVER MET BEYONCE. I'VE NEVER SPOKEN TO BEYONCE 481 00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:58,545 SO FOR HER TO DO THAT WAS SLIGHTLY INSANE. I'VE SPENT MY CAREER, SORT OF, 482 00:32:58,545 --> 00:33:01,815 LIKE PAYING HOMAGE TO HER. "CHEWING GUM DREAMS. "CHEWING GUM," SORRY -- THERE'S 483 00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:07,087 A PHOTO OF BEYONCE NEXT TO JESUS CHRIST THAT THE CENTRAL CHARACTER PRAYS TO 484 00:33:07,087 --> 00:33:10,056 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I'VE WRITTEN ARTICLES ABOUT BEYONCE FOR THE GUARDIAN, BUT 485 00:33:10,056 --> 00:33:13,860 I'VE NEVER MET HER SO, FOR HER TO DO THAT MEANT A A LOT. 486 00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:16,796 AND THEN SHE RELEASED "RENAISSANCE." >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC 487 00:33:16,796 --> 00:33:19,866 >> WHICH WAS AN ALBUM AND A HALF >> Jimmy: IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 488 00:33:19,866 --> 00:33:24,137 >> YES AND, SO, I SENT HER A HUGE PLANT, AND SAID THANK YOU. 489 00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:27,073 >> Jimmy: YOU SENT HER A PLANT >> I DID, YES. >> Jimmy: SO YOU KIND OF TALK 490 00:33:27,073 --> 00:33:30,343 TO EACH OTHER THROUGH PLANTS >> THROUGH PLANTS, YEAH. AND JUST THROUGH THE AIR 491 00:33:30,343 --> 00:33:33,313 BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE GOT MY ADDRESS >> Jimmy: BECAUSE SHE'S 492 00:33:33,313 --> 00:33:36,082 BEYONCE. >> BECAUSE SHE'S BEYONCE >> Jimmy: SHE'S MAGIC. 493 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:38,084 >> GOD KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE'S A CLASS ACT. 494 00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:40,854 GOOD FOR YOU, BEYONCE. I LOVE THAT SHE DID THAT THAT'S AWESOME 495 00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:43,089 CAN WE TALK ABOUT "BLACK PANTHER? >> YEAH. 496 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:47,394 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. IT'S SUCH A BIG MOVIE. ARE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS? 497 00:33:47,394 --> 00:33:51,898 >> I'M EXCITED, AND HUMBLED AND OVERWHELMED. I THINK, OBVIOUSLY CHADWICK 498 00:33:51,898 --> 00:33:57,170 PASSED, AND IT MEANT THAT THERE WAS THIS SORT OF GAPING HOLE, AND A LOT OF GRIEF IN THE 499 00:33:57,170 --> 00:34:02,375 HEARTS OF THE CAST, AS WELL AS JOY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 500 00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:06,112 >> SO IT JUST FEELS -- THE EMOTIONS ARE COMPLEX IT'S NOT JUST, "OH, I'M 501 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:09,582 EXCITED, I'M IN 'BLACK PANTHER. IT JUST FEELS WEIGHTY. 502 00:34:09,582 --> 00:34:11,885 >> Jimmy: IT'S A MOMENT. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. BUT I'M HONORED -- HONORED TO 503 00:34:11,885 --> 00:34:16,156 HAVE BEEN THERE TO SUPPORT THE CAST >> Jimmy: IN EVERY ARTICLE THAT 504 00:34:16,156 --> 00:34:18,625 I READ ABOUT YOU, ABOUT THIS UPCOMING MOVIE, YOU SAID, I WANT TO SET IT STRAIGHT, I AM 505 00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:22,062 NOT THE NEXT --" >> YES >> Jimmy: "THE NEW BLACK 506 00:34:22,062 --> 00:34:23,797 PANTHER. >> YES I HAVE TO KEEP MINIMIZING 507 00:34:23,797 --> 00:34:29,069 EXPECTATIONS FOR THE PEOPLE THAT, LIKE, LOVE ME. >> Jimmy: YES. 508 00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:32,672 >> MINIMIZE EXPECTATIONS ABOUT HOW MUCH I'M IN THE MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER ] 509 00:34:32,672 --> 00:34:36,276 YOU KNOW, I'M THERE. I'M THERE, BUT I'M NOT, LIKE, PANTHERING 510 00:34:36,276 --> 00:34:38,778 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, YOU'RE NOT DOING -- 511 00:34:38,778 --> 00:34:41,848 NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT PANTHERING. >> NO, NO, NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 512 00:34:41,848 --> 00:34:45,218 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT PANTHERING AT ALL YEAH, NO 513 00:34:45,218 --> 00:34:47,320 BUT THIS IS INTERESTING, YOU AUDITIONED FOR THE FIRST BLACK PANTHER. 514 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,923 >> I DID >> Jimmy: AND DIDN'T GET THE PART 515 00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:54,961 >> CORRECT I AUDITIONED IN LIKE 2012, I THINK, WHEN I FIRST LEFT DRAMA 516 00:34:54,961 --> 00:34:58,665 SCHOOL AND IT WAS A TAPE, YOU KNOW, AND IT WAS PROBABLY A VERY BAD 517 00:34:58,665 --> 00:35:07,540 TAPE I'D NEVER BEEN ON TV I'D NEVER BEEN IN ANY FILM 518 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:11,478 SO, I THINK I WAS PROBABLY ONE OF, LIKE, THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TRYING TO GET A PART 519 00:35:11,478 --> 00:35:16,616 I THINK IN THE DOOR. I THINK A PART SIMILAR TO MINE >> Jimmy: DO YOU PLAY. 520 00:35:16,616 --> 00:35:20,420 YEAH, YOU CAN SAY WHO YOU -- >> YEAH, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT >> Jimmy: DO THEY? 521 00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:22,522 THERE'S MARVEL PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE THEY'RE LIKE, "DON'T YOU SAY 522 00:35:22,522 --> 00:35:24,924 THAT." >> YES YES, THEY'RE VERY -- ON 523 00:35:24,924 --> 00:35:26,893 EVERYTHING WELL, WE'RE GOING TO SHOW A CLIP 524 00:35:26,893 --> 00:35:29,295 >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: NOW, WE'RE ALLOWED -- WE'RE ALLOWED TO SPEAK ABOUT 525 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:31,898 IT YEAH >> YES, EXACTLY. 526 00:35:31,898 --> 00:35:34,067 >> Jimmy: THIS IS GOING TO BE BIG. I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN 527 00:35:34,067 --> 00:35:36,269 PERSON YOU'RE JUST AS COOL AS I THOUGHT YOU'D BE 528 00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:39,072 >> YOU TOO, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 529 00:35:39,072 --> 00:35:41,107 HERE'S MICHAELA COEL IN "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 530 00:35:41,107 --> 00:35:41,608 PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 531 00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:51,584 >> ANEKA, WHERE IS YOUR SPEAR? >> SHURI GAVE ME THIS TO TRY 532 00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:57,724 [ GRUNTING ] YOU KNOW, I LIKE THEM BETTER >> OUR FOREMOTHERS GAVE THIS 533 00:35:57,724 --> 00:36:07,434 SPEAR BECAUSE IT IS PRECISE, ELEGANT, AND DEADLY. IT WILL NOT CHANGE UNDER MY 534 00:36:07,434 --> 00:36:13,239 WATCH. >> YES, GENERAL. >> I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING 535 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:21,748 THEM >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 536 00:36:21,748 --> 00:36:26,486 MICHAELA COEL, EVERYBODY "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANADA FOREVER" IS IN THEATERS AND 537 00:36:26,486 --> 00:36:32,892 IMAX NOVEMBER 11th ZEDD AND MAREN MORRIS PERFORM FOR US, AFTER THE BREAK. 538 00:36:32,892 --> 00:36:35,462 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 539 00:36:35,462 --> 00:36:59,853 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THEIR SINGLE, "MAKE YOU SAY," GIVE IT 540 00:36:59,853 --> 00:37:05,291 SINGLE, "MAKE YOU SAY," GIVE IT UP FOR ZEDD AND MAREN MORRIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 541 00:37:12,465 --> 00:37:13,933 * YOU'LL MISS THE WEEKS 542 00:37:13,933 --> 00:37:19,639 THE DAYS THE HOURS WHEN ALL THE LONELINES KICKS IN * 543 00:37:19,639 --> 00:37:26,046 * YOU'LL BUY 'EM DRINKS AND SEND THEM FLOWER BUT THEY WON'T LOVE YO 544 00:37:26,046 --> 00:37:32,619 LIKE I DID * * YOU'LL LEARN ONE DA I'M ONE IN A MILLION 545 00:37:32,619 --> 00:37:40,193 MAYBE IN A BILLION * * AND WHEN IT'S TOO LAT OH I GOT A FEELIN' 546 00:37:40,193 --> 00:37:48,702 YOU'LL BE IN YOUR FEELINGS * * GO AHEAD WALK AWA YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WA 547 00:37:48,702 --> 00:37:56,076 I USED TO MAKE YOU SAY * * OH MY GOD NIGHT AND DAY YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WA 548 00:37:56,076 --> 00:38:13,727 I USED TO MAKE YOU SAY * * * WE HAD SOME HIGHS 549 00:38:13,727 --> 00:38:20,033 AND LOWS AND IN-BETWEENS WE COULD'VE STAYED AND WORKED IT OUT * 550 00:38:20,033 --> 00:38:26,406 * YOU GOT YOUR ARMS AROUND HER WHEN YOU SLEE BUT I'M THE ON 551 00:38:26,406 --> 00:38:32,045 YOU DREAM ABOUT * * YOU'LL LEARN ONE DA I'M ONE IN A MILLION 552 00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:34,614 I'M ONE IN A MILLION * * MAYBE IN A BILLIO MAYBE IN A BILLION 553 00:38:34,614 --> 00:38:39,052 AND WHEN IT'S TOO LATE TOO LATE * * OH I GOT A FEELIN 554 00:38:39,052 --> 00:38:42,489 OH I GOT A FEELIN' YOU'LL BE IN YOUR FEELINGS YOU'LL BE IN YOUR FEELINGS * 555 00:38:42,489 --> 00:38:48,595 * BAB GO AHEAD WALK AWAY YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WA 556 00:38:48,595 --> 00:38:56,269 I USED TO MAKE YOU SAY * * OH MY GOD NIGHT AND DAY YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WA 557 00:38:56,269 --> 00:39:11,785 I USED TO MAKE YOU SAY * * * 558 00:39:11,785 --> 00:39:34,074 OHH-OHH-OH OHH * * GO AHEAD WALK AWA 559 00:39:34,074 --> 00:39:46,753 OH GOD OH MY GOD NIGHT AND DAY * * GO AHEAD WALK AWA 560 00:39:46,753 --> 00:39:54,294 YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WA I USED TO MAKE YOU SAY * * OH MY GOD NIGHT AND DAY 561 00:39:54,294 --> 00:40:03,937 YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WA I USED TO MAKE YOU SAY * OH 562 00:40:03,937 --> 00:40:17,484 OHH-OH MAKE YOU SAY * * MAKE YOU SA 563 00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:25,792 GO AHEAD WALK AWAY YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WA I USED TO MAKE YOU SAY * 564 00:40:25,792 --> 00:40:29,496 * OH MY GOD NIGHT AND DAY YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE WA I USED TO MAKE YOU SAY * 565 00:40:29,496 --> 00:40:39,239 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ZEDD, MAREN MORRIS "MAKE YOU SAY" IS OUT NOW. 566 00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,074 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY THANKS TO SIGOURNEY WEAVER, MICHAELA COEL, ZEDD AND 567 00:40:41,074 --> 00:40:46,212 MAREN MORRIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS, 568 00:40:46,212 --> 00:40:47,747 RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 569 00:40:47,747 --> 00:40:51,351 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 570 00:40:51,351 --> 00:40:51,351 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE