1 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:11,478 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:15,749 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:22,622 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JIM PARSONS, 4 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:27,460 ROSE BYRNE COMEDIAN, ISABEL HAGEN AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:31,498 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1733 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:39,439 Questlove: 1733 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:53,019 * * 8 00:00:53,019 --> 00:01:07,467 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 9 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:11,271 WELCOME. THANK YOU, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:16,076 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE WATCHING. 11 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,510 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR TUNING IN 12 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:20,080 GUYS, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN HELD A MEETING AT THE WHITE HOUSE 13 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:28,755 WITH ISRAELI PRESIDENT ISAAC HERZOG BIDEN AND ISRAEL'S PRESIDENT 14 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:32,492 SPENT HOURS TOGETHER THEY DISCUSSED IRAN, RUSSIA, AND ALL OF THEIR FAVORITE 15 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:35,562 TRACKS OFF THE NEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM. [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:37,731 "LAVENDER HAZE." MEANWHILE, EARLIER TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN ALSO ANNOUNCED 17 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:39,632 A PLAN TO CUT HIDDEN BANK AND CREDIT CARD FEES IN AN EFFORT TO GIVE FAMILIES MORE BREATHING 18 00:01:39,632 --> 00:01:47,574 ROOM YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 19 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:52,112 GOOD MORE BREATHING ROOM. INTERESTING. 20 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,881 YEAH -- BREATHING ROOM SOUNDS LIKE BIDEN'S LAUNCHING HIS OWN LINE OF SKIMS. 21 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:57,183 [ LAUGHTER ] TO BE HONEST, I DON'T KNOW IF N IS THE BEST PERSRSON TO 22 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:58,451 TALK ABOUT GIVING PEOPLE BREATHING ROOM, BUT I DON'T KNOW 23 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:03,656 MAYBE I'M WRONG, I DON'T KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN ALSO SAID THAT HE'S 24 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:08,561 LOOKING TO GET RID OF ADDED FEES ON CABLE BILLS. THAT'S GREAT NEWS. 25 00:02:08,561 --> 00:02:12,365 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S GREAT NEWS. GREAT NEWS FOR THE THREE PEOPLE 26 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:19,806 WHO STILL HAVE CABLE IT'S AMAZING NEWS. [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,242 SOME MORE NEWS RUSSIA JUST NOTIFIED THE U.S. THAT THEY WOULD BE LAUNCHING 28 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:24,944 NUCLEAR CAPABLE MISSILES AS PART OF THEIR ANNUAL NUCLEAR EXERCISE 29 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:27,480 RUSSIA IS JUST LIKE US THEY ALSO EXERCISE ONLY ONCE A A YEAR 30 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:33,119 IT'S GREAT [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THE U.S. IS KEEPING A CLOSE 31 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:35,522 EYE ON RUSSIA. YESTERDAY, BIDEN SAID THAT IT WOULD BE A SERIOUS, SERIOUS 32 00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:38,191 MISTAKE FOR RUSSIA TO USE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. WOW. 33 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:40,093 I HAVEN'T HEARD WORDS THAT POWERFUL SINCE FDR CALLED JAPAN'S ATTACK ON PEARL HARBOR 34 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:47,133 A MAJOR NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 35 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:48,935 BIDEN SAID, THAT IF RUSSIA USES NUCLEAR WEAPONS, THEY WOULD BE MAKING, A QUOTE, "SERIOUS, 36 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:53,940 SERIOUS MISTAKE. YEP. AND HE DIDN'T STOP THERE 37 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:57,544 NEXT HE SAID, "FOR REALSIES, YOU BETTER NOT." [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:02:57,544 --> 00:03:01,915 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: NO HE WENT ON 39 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:07,420 [ APPLAUSE ] FOR REALSIES HE WENT ON TO SAY, "BUT IF YOU 40 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:10,557 WANNA REALLY BE REAL, I'M ACTUALLY ON BEREAL JUST SEARCH POTUS AND CHECK IT 41 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:14,060 OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, HE SAID, "BUT 42 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,229 SERIOUSLY, NO CAP FAM. THIS BEHAVIOR IS MAKING ME SALTY. 43 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:23,336 DON'T @ ME." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT IS HE TALK -- 44 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:25,739 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING GUYS, I WANT TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HILLARY CLINTON, 45 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:30,110 WHO TURNED 75 TODAY. [ APPLAUSE ] HILLARY CLINTON. 46 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,779 OF COURSE, HILLARY GOT A LOT OF TEXTS FOR HER BIRTHDAY, AND WE ACTUALLY GOT AHOLD OF SOME OF 47 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:34,581 THEM YEP. FOR INSTANCE, RON DeSANTIS 48 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:36,449 TEXTED, "I'M THROWING YOU A SURPRISE PARTY, WHERE YOU GET ON A PLANE, I DROP YOU OFF 49 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:42,088 SOMEWHERE. THAT'S A SURPRISE. NEXT, VLADIMIR PUTIN TEXTED, 50 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:46,493 "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NOW SMILE AT MICROWAVE CLOCK AND WAVE TO ME." 51 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:51,564 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN ADIDAS TEXTED, "HBD, WE GOT YOU 70,000 PAIRS OF FREE 52 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:58,204 YEEZY'S. [ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE GIVING THEM AWAY, FREE 53 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:01,274 NEXT UP, DONALD TRUMP TEXTED, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LITERALLY THE ONLY 75-YEAR-OLD WOMAN I'VE 54 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:06,079 EVER KNOWN." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BERNIE SANDERS TEXTED, "SIRI, 55 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,781 TEXT HILLARY HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND ONE OF THOSE YELLOW SMILEY FACES WEARING A TRIANGULAR 56 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:12,752 PARTY CAP. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SEND 57 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:23,463 NEXT UP, BILL CLINTON TEXTED, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HOPE YOU'VE BEEN DOING WELL. 58 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:29,235 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NICE. AND FINALLY, JOE BIDEN TEXTED, 59 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:30,870 "SIRI, TEXT BERNIE SANDERS, 'HOW DO I SEND A TEXT TO HILLARY' THEN ONE OF THOSE 60 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:37,110 YELLOW SMILEY FACES WITH WIDE EYES." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 61 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:40,080 SEND NICE OF EVERYONE TO REACH OUT, DON'T YOU THINK? 62 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:45,652 THAT'S RIGHT TODAY IS HILLARY CLINTON'S 75th BIRTHDAY 63 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,922 BUT I LOOKED IT UP, AND IT TURNS OUT OCTOBER 26th IS A LOT OF PEOPLE'S BIRTHDAY 64 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:53,393 SO IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT I WISH THEM ALL A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. THIS SHOULD ONLY TAKE A SECOND 65 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:55,495 FEEL FREE TO SING ALONG IF YOU WANT * 66 00:04:55,495 --> 00:05:03,136 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YO HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR HILLAR 67 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:12,412 CLINTON AND KEITH URBAN * * AND SETH MACFARLANE AND PAT SAJAK AN 68 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:19,753 JOHN HEDER AKA NAPOLEO DYNAMITE * * AND RITA WILSON AND 69 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:26,426 DYLAN McDERMOTT AN JACLYN SMITH * [ CLOCK TICKING 70 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:34,401 [ LAUGHTER ] * AND BOOTSY COLLIN AND SCHOOLBOY Q AN 71 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:43,677 MY CHILDHOOD BABYSITTE TIFFANY O'BRIEN * * AND PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER 72 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:50,450 C.M. PUNK AND FORMER KENYAN PRESIDENT UHURU KENYATTA * 73 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:56,156 OH, FORGET IT. I CAN'T DO EVERYBODY * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU * 74 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:59,259 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Tariq: WELL, YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THAT TODAY IS MY 75 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:04,898 BIRTHDAY, JIMMY. Jimmy: WELL, WE GOT A LOT OF JOKES TO TELL. 76 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:09,936 [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE AWS ] GUYS, SOME BUSINESS -- SOME 77 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:13,640 BUSINESS NEWS. TODAY T.J. MAXX ANNOUNCED THAT THEY WERE CUTTING TIES WITH 78 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:17,344 KANYE WEST AND NO LONGER SELLING ANY OF HIS YEEZY MERCHANDISE. 79 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:19,379 AND -- AND I PERSONALLY THINK I HAD A SMALL PART IN THAT HERE'S A JOKE THAT WE DID FROM 80 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:25,085 HERE'S A JOKE THAT WE DID FROM THE MONOLOGUE LAST NIGHT THIS IS REAL 81 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:27,587 ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE PULLING 82 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:30,790 ALL YEEZY PRODUCTS FROM THEIR STORES MEANWHILE, T.J. MAXX IS LIKE, 83 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:37,797 "WE'LL SELL WHATEVER YOU GOT [ LAUGHTER ] WE LET IT RIP IN THIS PLACE. 84 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:40,066 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, T.J. MAXX. 85 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:50,377 WE LOVE YOU GUYS [ APPLAUSE ] Steve: YOU'RE A MAXXANISTA. 86 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:52,979 Jimmy: YEAH GET THIS, EVERYONE SNOOP DOGG'S PROFESSIONAL BLUNT 87 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:55,849 ROLLER JUST REVEALED THAT SNOOP SMOKES UP TO 150 BLUNTS A DAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 88 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,283 YOU KNOW, I'M WORRIED. BECAUSE IF THIS KEEPS UP, HE MIGHT FORM A HABIT 89 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:59,319 [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, I HEARD ABOUT A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT ED SHEERAN 90 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:06,659 IN THE WORKS I LOVE ED SHEERAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 91 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:08,628 IT SOUNDS COOL, BUT I'M NOT SURE THE PRODUCERS REALLY DID THEIR RESEARCH 92 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:09,462 THEIR RESEARCH TAKE A LOOK AT THE PROMO THEY RELEASED 93 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,131 * 94 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,033 WE'RE EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE A A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT ONE OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST MUSIC STARS, 95 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,935 ED SHEERAN WE'LL DIVE INTO ED SHEERAN'S LIFE, HIS DEDICATION TO MUSIC, 96 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,671 HIS HOBBIES AND INTERESTS, AND WE'LL LOOK AT NEVER BEFORE SEEN PHOTOS OF THE LEGENDARY 97 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:20,640 MUSICIAN AT HOME AND ON THE ROAD THE ED SHEERAN DOCUMENTARY, 98 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:28,181 DON'T MISS IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN, 99 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:35,188 JUST FEEL LIKE -- I FEEL LIKE THEY DIDN'T DO THEIR HOMEWORK. HEY, I SAW THAT THE NEW HORROR 100 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:39,659 SERIES "THE WATCHER" IS THE NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX FOR THE SECOND WEEK IN A ROW 101 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:43,296 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OVER 270 MILLION HOURS VIEWED SINCE IT'S RELEASE 102 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:50,804 WAIT, DID YOU SAY "THE WATCHER" Jimmy: YEAH 103 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,440 WHY? Steve: WELL, THAT'S WHAT THAT GUY WHO WROTE US THAT 104 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,742 LETTER CALLED HIMSELF. Jimmy: WHAT LETTER? Steve: THIS ONE 105 00:07:55,742 --> 00:08:02,282 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: "DEAREST NEIGHBOR AT STUDIO 6B, ALLOW ME TO WELCOME 106 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:07,554 YOU TO THE BUILDING. I'VE BEEN PUT IN CHARGE OF WATCHING YOU 107 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:10,023 THIS MESSAGE WILL NOT BE THE LAST YOUR STUDIO IS MY OBSESSION, 108 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:16,029 AND NOW YOU ARE TOO. WHO AM I I AM THE WATCHER 109 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:27,040 I WILL NEVER STOP WATCHING." [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU. 110 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:32,345 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THANKS, JIMMY I'M A REALLY BIG FAN 111 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:39,786 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, NICE TO SEE YOU. HE WATCHES 112 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:42,422 HE WATCHES THE SHOW. Steve: THAT'S THE WATCHER Jimmy: HERE YOU GO. 113 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:55,869 Steve: OH, THANK YOU. YEAH, THROW THE LETTER BACK. Jimmy: NO PROBLEM 114 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,371 GOT IT. Jimmy: YEAH, I GOT IT NO PROBLEM 115 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,207 SOME MORE -- [ APPLAUSE ] SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS 116 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,076 NEXT WEEK, "JEOPARDY!" IS BRINGING BACK ITS "TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS" WHERE -- I -- I 117 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,377 LOVE IT. -- WHERE THE YEAR'S BEST CONTESTANTS FACE OFF AGAINST 118 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,612 EACH OTHER YEAH, I SAW A COMMERCIAL FOR IT LAST NIGHT 119 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,447 IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THEY PICKED THE BEST OF THE BEST FOR IT THOUGH. 120 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:09,182 IT THOUGH. I DON'T KNOW YOU GUYS BE THE JUDGE. 121 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:11,718 TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS. 122 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,119 1947'S NATIONAL SECURITY ACT ESTABLISHED THIS GOVERNMENT ENTITY 123 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:18,258 ELIZABETH. WHAT IS "FIGHT CLUB." NO. 124 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:20,026 IN 1965, WHEN THIS AMERICAN WROTE THE SONG, "HOMEWARD BOUND," HE WAS REALLY FAR FROM 125 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:25,932 HOME IN THE NORTH OF ENGLAND SUSAN. WHO IS BILLY CRYSTAL. 126 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:28,201 NO. [ LAUGHTER ] HERE IS A PAIR OF WIRELESS 127 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:31,838 THESE WITH A FRIENDLY NAME FERNANDO WHAT ARE PLANTS 128 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:34,107 NO. CHRIS? WHAT IS CHEDDAR CHEESE. 129 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,343 NO. IN 2022, PEOPLE STILL WISH TO KEEP UP WITH THIS TITLE REALITY 130 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:40,447 SHOW FAMILY. THEIR U.S. PREMIERE WAS THE BIGGEST IN HULU'S HISTORY. 131 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:43,850 TORY WHO ARE THE WRIGHT BROTHERS NO. 132 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:47,554 TAKING A CHANCE ON THIS PERSON WHO HANDS THE RINGS OVER DURING A WEDDING CEREMONY 133 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:50,724 RHIANAN. WHAT IS "CAKE BOSS? NO. 134 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:53,460 [ LAUGHTER ] IN 2019, THIS BRAND DROPPED "DONUTS" FROM ITS ADVERTISING 135 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:57,397 TO EMPHASIZE ITS BEVERAGES AND OTHER OFFERINGS. WHAT'S A DAB? 136 00:09:57,397 --> 00:10:00,100 NO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: RIGHT, THAT'S 137 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:08,975 INTERESTING. WELL, THIS IS GOING VIRAL. AN ANTIQUE FURNITURE GALLERY 138 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,711 SHOWED OFF A RARE 19th CENTURY ITALIAN DESK THIS IS REAL 139 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,546 AN ITALIAN DESK, AND IT'S GOT A LOT OF STORAGE SPACE LOOK AT THIS THING 140 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:18,952 FIRST, WE HAVE HERE, IS YOU PRESS A BUTTON AND THE WRITING SLOPE COMES OUT. 141 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:22,222 THEN, ON THE SIDES, YOU PRESS ONE OF THE BUTTONS, AND A SECRET DRAWER COMES OUT. 142 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,958 YOU PRESS ANOTHER BUTTON ON THE INSIDE, AND SECRET DRAWERS COME OUT ON THE END 143 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,927 PRESS A BUTTON ON THE SIDE, THE LION HEADS COME OUT. AND THEN YOU PRESS A BUTTON 144 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:30,530 FURTHER HERE, AND TWO MORE DRAWERS COME OUT, ANOTHER DRAWER AT THE TOP. 145 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:36,636 PRESS A BUTTON, MORE DRAWERS AND THEN YOU PRESS ANOTHER BUTTON AND ANOTHER ONE 146 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:42,542 AND HERE'S THE CENTER PIECE FOR THIS ONE, WHERE YOU OPEN IT UP, THE DRAWERS COME OUT 147 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:50,316 OF COURSE, THESE ARE SECRET. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I'M SORRY. 148 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:54,587 THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT A WEED PROBLEM YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 149 00:10:54,587 --> 00:11:01,795 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE UPDATE ON THE STORY, SNOOP DOGG JUST MOVED TO ITALY. 150 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:05,398 Steve: ARE YOU SERIOUS? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEP. 151 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:10,203 THE DESK ALSO COMES WITH A A PLACARD THAT SAYS SHADIEST MF'er OF ALL TIME. 152 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,305 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF BAD THINGS GOING ON IN THE NEWS 153 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:15,241 RIGHT NOW, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY SOLVED AT LEAST ONE PRESSING ISSUE 154 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:15,742 THEY SOLVED AT LEAST ONE PRESSING ISSUE WATCH THIS 155 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:20,246 HORSE SHOES, BUT WHAT ABOUT HORSE SNEAKERS 156 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:24,751 A NEW COMPANY CALLED HORSE KICKS IS NOW SELLING HIGH END SNEAKERS MADE JUST FOR HORSES. 157 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:29,456 YOU'LL FIND LOTS OF THE MAJOR BRANDS, LIKE NEW BALANCE AND NIKE AIR JORDANS 158 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:34,594 YOU CAN EVEN GET YOUR HORSE SNEAKERS TO MATCH YOUR OWN [ LAUGHTER ] 159 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,262 Jimmy: THEY HAVE HORSE SNEAKERS FROM NIKE, NEW BALANCE, AND EVEN THOSE GROSS 160 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:41,701 TOE SHOES THAT EVERYONE IS EMBARRASSED TO WEAR IN PUBLIC. [ LAUGHTER ] 161 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:45,505 THEY DON'T WEAR THEM IN PUBLIC ONLY AT HOME [ LAUGHTER ] 162 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:49,342 AND FINALLY, COSTCO IS SELLING THE WORLD'S LARGEST JIGSAW PUZZLE 163 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:53,513 IT'S 29 FEET LONG, 8 FEET TALL, AND 60,000 PIECES. YEP, THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER 164 00:11:53,513 --> 00:12:00,487 GOES ON YOUR COFFEE TABLE. THE BOTTOM RIGHT GOES IN ZIMBABWE 165 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:04,090 [ LAUGHTER ] AND A HELPFUL HINT, HERE'S WHAT I DID. 166 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,726 START BY TAKING SEVEN OR EIGHT DAYS TO FIND THE CORNER PIECES [ APPLAUSE ] 167 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,095 YEAH, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 168 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:22,242 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 169 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:27,280 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 170 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,115 HE IS ON ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR TV SHOWS OF ALL TIME, "BIG BANG THEORY." 171 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,084 NOW HE'S STARRING IN THE OFF BROADWAY PRODUCTION OF "A MAN OF NO IMPORTANCE," WHICH IS IN 172 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,820 PREVIEWS NOW AT CLASSIC STAGE COMPANY. JIM PARSONS IS HERE TONIGHT. 173 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:38,958 Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALSO ON THE SHOW, ONE OF OUR 174 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:42,362 FAVORITES, ROSE BYRNE IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 175 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,831 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT GREAT STAND-UP FROM ISABEL HAGEN, 176 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:55,108 EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HIGGINS, YOU USE SPOTIFY 177 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,777 Steve: I LOVE IT. Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO I LOVE SPOTIFY 178 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:01,147 THIS IS COOL TODAY THEY RELEASED A BUNCH OF INTERESTING USER DATA. 179 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,283 Steve: REALLY Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE THEY HAVE, LIKE -- WHATEVER, 180 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,418 500 MILLION USERS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. Steve: SURE 181 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:08,154 Jimmy: THEY'RE FIGURING ALL OF THIS STUFF. AND IT'S FASCINATING 182 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:11,057 FASCINATING STUFF. I THOUGHT I CAN GO THROUGH SOME OF THE STUFF JUST SO YOU - 183 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,960 Steve: I'D LOVE TO SEE IT Jimmy: CHECK OUT -- LOOK AT THIS 184 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,229 WHEN IT COMES TO SPOTIFY USERS, 5% PREFER ROCK 5% PREFER ALTERNATIVE. 185 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:20,400 90% ONLY LISTEN TO TAYLOR SWIFT, ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. 186 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:28,908 FIGHT ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: WOW. 187 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:31,644 Jimmy: LET'S CHECK OUT SOME MORE DATA. 30% OF USERS PAY FOR SPOTIFY 188 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,948 70% CAN RECITE A YOPLAIT AD BY HEART. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 189 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:39,753 UP NEXT, 10% OF USERS LISTEN DURING THEIR COMMUTE 10% LISTEN BEFORE BED. 190 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:42,922 80% LISTEN DURING A WORK ZOOM WHILE THEY PRETEND TO PAY ATTENTION. 191 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:48,928 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, 60% OF USERS LISTEN ON THEIR PHONE. 192 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:54,734 40% LISTEN ON THEIR DESKTOP. JOE BIDEN LISTENS ON A PLAYER PIANO. 193 00:13:54,734 --> 00:14:01,374 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * Steve: "THAT'S RIGHT, JACK. 194 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:04,778 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER ONE HERE 195 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,880 50% OF USERS DOWNLOADED SPOTIFY BECAUSE THEY LIKE THE PLATFORM, WHILE 50% DOWNLOADED SPOTIFY 196 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,683 BECAUSE APPLE MUSIC KEPT AUTO PLAYING WHEN THEY CHARGED THEIR PHONE. 197 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:18,124 [ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY, 5% OF PEOPLE LISTEN TO 198 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:22,062 MAROON 5, 20% LISTEN TO MATCHBOX TWENTY, 21% LISTEN TO 21 SAVAGE, 30% LISTEN TO 199 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:28,068 30 SECONDS TO MARS, AND 182% LISTEN TO BLINK 182. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 200 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,338 A LOT OF INTERESTING DATA THERE. I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THAT 201 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:35,942 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JIM PARSONS, EVERYBODY 202 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,911 I JUST KNOW THAT YOU LIKE -- I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE SPOTIFY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 203 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:50,457 * Jimmy: AND HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIM PARSONS! 204 00:14:51,091 --> 00:15:05,572 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 205 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:09,542 A FOUR-TIME EMMY WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE OFF BROADWAY PRODUCTION OF "A MAN OF NO 206 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,745 IMPORTANCE," WHICH IS IN PREVIEWS NOW AT CLASSIC STAGE COMPANY. 207 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:15,215 COMPANY. PLEASE WELCOME JIM PARSONS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 208 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:17,550 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 209 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:32,198 * Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU, JIM 210 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,902 HOW ARE YOU Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU. 211 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,637 IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU'VE BEEN ON. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 212 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,507 IT HAS BEEN A WHILE. YES IT HAS Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING? 213 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,909 HOW IS EVERYTHING GOING? LIFE IS VERY, VERY GOOD Jimmy: YEAH, YOU LOOK GREAT 214 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,745 THANK YOU I'M GLAD TO BE WORKING IN THEATER IN NEW YORK. 215 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,947 Jimmy: YEAH I WAS ASKING ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND ON INSTAGRAM BECAUSE HE HAD 216 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:53,953 A THING THAT HE WAS DOING, AND I GO, "HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS?" 217 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,791 HE'S A GREAT ARTIST. HE IS A GREAT ARTIST. Jimmy: AND DID YOU ALWAYS 218 00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,293 KNOW HE WAS A PAINTER? I KNEW THAT HE WAS -- HE STUDIED ART IN SCHOOL. 219 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:06,166 WHEN I WAS MET HIM, HE WAS A A GRAPHIC DESIGNER AND THIS IS SO FUNNY 220 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,600 WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER ALMOST 20 YEARS NEXT MONTH IT'LL BE, AND I -- 221 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:15,475 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: VERY NICE. YOU KNOW IT'S FUNNY 222 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:19,079 YOU UNDERSTAND GETTING APPLAUSE FOR A LENGTHY RELATIONSHIP THE LONGER IT GOES ON. 223 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:22,349 [ LAUGHTER ] BEFORE IT WAS LIKE, IT'S JUST A PLEASURE 224 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,651 AND IT IS STILL JUST A A PLEASURE BUT YOU'RE LIKE, YEAH, IT'S AN 225 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,821 ACCOMPLISHMENT Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT 20 YEARS 226 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,689 NOT TO SHABBY. WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER -- FOR THE FIRST 18 YEARS, I DIDN'T 227 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:33,326 SEE HIM PAINT OR DRAW MORE THAN TWICE I'D SAY. AND HE'S KIND OF HAD A 228 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:37,764 A RENAISSANCE. HE'S BACK IN SCHOOL STUDYING DESIGN 229 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:41,935 BUT, YEAH, HE'S PAINTING DOGS. Jimmy: YEAH, HE HAS A A PAINTING 230 00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,670 THOSE ARE OURS, YEAH. Jimmy: HERE'S A PAINTING OF YOU. 231 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,205 THAT'S ME WITH ONE OF THESE DOGS Jimmy: ARE YOU SLEEPING 232 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,941 HERE NO, I'M ACTUALLY WATCHING TV 233 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:50,243 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M SURE I'M WATCHING YOU, JIMMY. 234 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:53,613 Jimmy: OH WOW, THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] I LAY DOWN. 235 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:57,083 I'M HORIZONTAL WHEN WE WATCH TV NORMALLY AND THE DOG SOMETIMES SNOOZES ON MY CHEST, YEAH. 236 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,185 Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT "THE BIG BANG THEORY," OBVIOUSLY, 237 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,589 EVERYONE LOVES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S JUST AS HOT AS IT EVER 238 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:07,060 WAS. BUT EVERYONE HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT LATELY BECAUSE OF THE 239 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:10,563 ORAL HISTORY THAT JUST CAME OUT. DO YOU SEE PEOPLE COMING UP TO 240 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:16,369 YOU STILL THAT ARE NEW FANS OR EVEN GETTING - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT NEW FANS 241 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,338 BUT I WILL TELL YOU THAT, SINCE I'VE BEEN -- WE HAVEN'T DONE IT FOR THREE YEARS NOW OR SO. 242 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,441 AND JOBS THAT I'M WORKING, PEOPLE WHO I GUESS DIDN'T WATCH IT ALL, THAT I WILL BE WORKING 243 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:26,079 WITH SUDDENLY BE LIKE, "I WATCHED AN EPISODE LAST NIGHT. YOU WERE VERY GOOD ON IT." 244 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:29,482 I SAID, "THANK YOU." [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THEY HAD NEVER SEEN IT 245 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,284 BEFORE BUT I GUESS I'M WORKING WITH THEM AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WHAT 246 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:34,187 THE HELL DID HE DO ON THERE? [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S SO FUNNY. 247 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:37,357 Jimmy: OH MY GOSH IT'S THE BIGGEST SHOW EVER IT'S SWEET, YEAH. 248 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,059 Jimmy: BEFORE WE GET INTO YOUR SHOW, I ALSO WANT TO MENTION THAT YOU'RE IN A NEW 249 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:45,331 FILM CALLED "SPOILER ALERT." YES Jimmy: WITHOUT SPOILING 250 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,866 ANYTHING - [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S ALREADY SPOILED. 251 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:53,073 IT'S A MOVIE BASED ON THE TRUE LIFE MEMOIR OF TV JOURNALIST MICHAEL AUSIELLO 252 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,841 HE AND HIS PARTNER, WHO EVENTUALLY BECAME HIS HUSBAND, LIVED IN NEW YORK ON A VERY 253 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:59,879 SIMILAR TRAJECTORY IN TIME TO ME AND MY HUSBAND HERE IN NEW YORK 254 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:06,519 AND HIS HUSBAND BATTLED CANCER AND EVENTUALLY PASSED AWAY SO, THIS IS THEIR JOURNEY 255 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:10,256 THROUGH THAT AND I THINK ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT IT IS 256 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,025 THE BY THAT MICHAEL, AS A PERSON AND THEN THE CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE, HE DEALT WITH -- 257 00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:19,332 HIS MOTHER PASSED AWAY FROM CANCER WHEN HE WAS A MUCH YOUNGER MAN. 258 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,935 AND IT REALLY AFFECTED, I THINK, THE WAY HE TACKLED HIS HUSBANDS' HAVING CANCER, REALLY 259 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:29,476 TRYING TO TAKE ACTION IN WAYS THAT HE COULDN'T HAVE AS A A CHILD. 260 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:32,345 AND UM, YEAH, IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT'S HEARTBREAKING AND REALLY TUMULTUOUS JOURNEY, BUT 261 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,114 ALSO ONE OF THOSE THAT OPENS YOUR EYES TO THE LIFE YOU DO HAVE AND THE LOVE YOU CAN SHARE 262 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:45,125 IN A WAY THAT WITHOUT IT YOU DON'T ALWAYS SEE AS CLEARLY. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 263 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,960 Jimmy: YEAH IT'S LIKE, YOU CAN'T REALLY LIVE AND LOVE WITHOUT 264 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:52,232 EXPERIENCING HEARTBREAK. AND I COULD CRY. I'M NOT GOING TO 265 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:57,370 Jimmy: YEAH, DON'T. [ LAUGHTER ] KEEP IT TOGETHER. 266 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,072 Jimmy: IT'S IN SELECT THEATERS DECEMBER 2nd. IT OPENS NATIONWIDE DECEMBER 267 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:00,640 16th IT IS BEAUTIFUL. AND CHECK IT OUT 268 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,442 LET'S TALK ABOUT "A MAN OF NO IMPORTANCE." DO YOU LOVE DOING OFF BROADWAY 269 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:09,049 AS MUCH AS BROADWAY? I KNOW YOU'RE -- YES 270 00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:13,319 THIS IS MY SECOND OFF BROADWAY SHOW I DID ONE. 271 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,389 WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO NEW YORK IN 2001. AND IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 272 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,024 LONG ENOUGH THAT -- WELL, 21 YEARS, THAT WE WERE REHEARSING IN THIS SPACE, IT'S 273 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:21,895 VERY SMALL, 200 SEATS OR SO. AND WE'RE IN AND OUT OF IT THEY'RE SO CLOSE THAT WE WERE 274 00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:26,499 GETTING CLOSE TO AUDIENCE COMING I STARTED GETTING VERY UPTIGHT 275 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:33,773 ABOUT IT I WAS LIKE, "WOOF, THEY'RE GOING TO BE RIGHT HERE." 276 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:41,748 AND THEN THEN THEY ARRIVED AND IT'S WONDERFUL FOR ONE THING, IT'S SOMETHING 277 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:46,252 I'M VERY FAMILIAR WITH AND KIND OF HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT. THAT'S ALL THE THEATER I DID 278 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,654 GROWING UP IT WAS ALWAYS IN WEIRD LITTLE PLACES 279 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:52,792 IT WAS NEVER NICE, GRAND BROADWAY STAGES OR WHATEVER. Jimmy: YEAH 280 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,862 BUT, YEAH YOU KNOW, THE SHOW ITSELF IS A A VERY INTIMATE SHOW ABOUT A 281 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:59,766 A SMALL-TOWN GROUP OF PEOPLE IN DUBLIN AND IT'S PARTLY A MAN COMING TO 282 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,301 TERMS WITH WHO HE IS, BUT IT'S A LOT ABOUT WHAT IT IS TO MAKE THEATER. 283 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:08,541 AND SO, THERE'S THAT WHOLE FEEL ABOUT IT I KEEP SAYING, IF YOU'VE NEVER 284 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,276 SEEN ANYTHING IN A THEATER, THIS IS THE KIND OF SHOW THAT YOU WOULD GO AND SEE AND BE 285 00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:16,082 COMPLETELY ADDICTED. YOU WOULD BE LIKE, I WANT TO DO THAT 286 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:20,553 WHAT THEY'RE MAKING THERE, IT'S JUST SO -- IT'S SO -- IT'S THE ESSENCE OF CREATIVITY. 287 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,056 I JUST LOVE IT Jimmy: ISN'T THAT GREAT I LOVE THAT. 288 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,824 YEAH. Jimmy: AND NOT ONLY IS IT AWESOME, IT'S ALREADY BEEN 289 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,559 EXTENDED, IT HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET. YES 290 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,829 WE HAVEN'T EVEN OPENED Jimmy: THE DEMAND, YEAH THAT WAS A TOUCH OF DUBLIN. 291 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,898 Jimmy: IT WAS A LITTLE OPEN YEAH, OF COURSE. BEFORE WE GO, I HEARD THAT THIS 292 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:37,837 STORY THAT WHEN YOU WERE A KID, YOU USED TO IMITATE JOHNNY CARSON. 293 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,240 OH, YES Jimmy: COMING - COMING BEHIND THE DRAPES, 294 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:44,044 YES. I WAS FIXATED ON A COUPLE THINGS 295 00:20:44,044 --> 00:20:47,113 I ALSO WANTED A SWEATER IN THE CLOSET OF MR. ROGERS I DIDN'T WANT TO HOST HIS SHOW 296 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,848 I DIDN'T WANT TO HOST "THE TONIGHT SHOW," BUT I WANTED TO COME OUT OF THE DRAPES, WHICH 297 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,617 WAS PROBABLY A CLUE TO SOMETHING. [ LAUGHTER ] 298 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,486 BUT ANYWAY, THAT'S TWO DIFFERENT THINGS Jimmy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO 299 00:20:53,486 --> 00:21:00,560 COME THROUGH THE CURTAINS? OH, JIMMY REALLY 300 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,630 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH YEAH. 301 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,799 Jimmy: YOU WANT TO HIT THAT MARK AT THE END? GO TO THAT MARK. 302 00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:07,567 I'LL MEET YOU THERE. YOU'RE NOT GETTING A MONOLOGUE. 303 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,402 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. Jimmy: NO, NO, NO WE'RE NOT DOING A MONOLOGUE. 304 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,604 WE'LL CUT TO THERE I'LL INTRODUCE YOU AND THEN, CAN WE DO THAT, LIKE 305 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,074 AN INTRO ALL RIGHT, AND I'LL JUST -- I'LL BE THE ANNOUNCER. 306 00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:22,382 [ DRUM ROLL AND HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIM PARSONS! 307 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:37,163 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT 308 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:40,100 NOW WE KNOW HOW YOU WOULD DO IT LOOK AT THAT 309 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:43,403 HOW DID IT FEEL? WAS IT GOOD? IT'S REALLY COMFORTABLE 310 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,805 ACTUALLY Jimmy: IT FEELS GOOD ACTUALLY 311 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,340 I'M PROBABLY A REAL EGO MANIAC BECAUSE THAT FEELS REALLY COMFORTABLE 312 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,209 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE A A NATURAL. JIM PARSONS, EVERYBODY 313 00:21:49,209 --> 00:21:52,278 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GO CHECK OUT "A MAN OF NO IMPORTANCE." 314 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:54,014 IT'S IN PREVIEWS NOW AT CLASSIC STAGE COMPANY. MORE OF "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER 315 00:21:54,014 --> 00:21:56,116 THE BREAK. YOU CAME OUT AND IT WAS LIKE NATURAL. 316 00:21:56,116 --> 00:22:06,793 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * WITH A TREE OVER THE TOP OF 317 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:12,365 THEM AND THEY -- IT'S A TREE OH, IT'S A WAVE. IT'S A WAVE. 318 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:26,246 THEY'RE SURFING. Jimmy: YES, IT IS [ DINGS 319 00:22:26,246 --> 00:22:30,183 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED EMMY-NOMINATED ACTRESS. 320 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,951 SHE WAS JUST NAMED GLOBAL AMBASSADOR OF TOURISM AUSTRALIA, AND VOICES 321 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:39,325 A CHARACTER IN THEIR NEW SHORT FILM "G'DAY. PLEASE WELCOME ROSE BYRNE. 322 00:22:40,293 --> 00:22:58,278 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 323 00:22:58,278 --> 00:22:59,679 HI. NOT BAD. Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 324 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:03,850 SHOW I ALWAYS LOVE HAVING YOU ON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME ON. 325 00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:05,385 Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING NICE TO US WHEN WE WERE ZOOMING THE SHOW 326 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:09,522 WE REALLY NEEDED GUESTS. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I APPRECIATE IT. 327 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,591 MY PLEASURE IT'S BACK TO BUSINESS NOW. Jimmy: HOW ARE THE KIDS 328 00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:14,761 DOING? THEY'RE GOOD. IT'S A LOT OF HALLOWEEN FEVER 329 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:19,065 IN MY HOUSE. Jimmy: SIX AND -- YES, THEY'RE SIX AND FIVE 330 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:23,837 Jimmy: HALLOWEEN FEVER? WHAT ARE THEY BEING? IT'S HECTIC 331 00:23:23,837 --> 00:23:27,107 ROCCO, MY 6-YEAR-OLD, HE DECIDES HE'S IN CHARGE, SO I'M WONDER WOMAN 332 00:23:27,107 --> 00:23:32,579 Jimmy: THERE YOU GO GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 333 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,214 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I JUST GOT MY COSTUME IN THE MAIL 334 00:23:34,214 --> 00:23:36,616 IT'S PRETTY NASTY. Jimmy: YOU GOT TO FIX IT. I GOT TO DO A LITTLE 335 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:41,554 CUSTOMIZING. AND BOBBY'S GOING TO BE THE HULK 336 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:44,924 Jimmy: OH, OF COURSE. [ APPLAUSE ] AND ROCCO'S GOING TO BE 337 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:50,296 THOR AND MY LITTLE ONE, RAFA, HE'S GOING TO BE JAFAR. 338 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:54,134 Jimmy: WOW. INTERESTING. INTERESTING CURVEBALL. 339 00:23:54,134 --> 00:23:58,505 HE'S LIKE, NO, I WANT TO BE JAFAR. YEAH. 340 00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:00,674 HE WAS PRACTICING HIS VOICE LAST NIGHT "THE REST OF THE TREASURE IS 341 00:24:00,674 --> 00:24:02,542 MINE!" [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: "JUST GIVE HIM THE 342 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:05,045 TREAT AND HE'LL GET OFF YOUR LAWN." HE'S GOT THE LITTLE HAT ON. 343 00:24:05,045 --> 00:24:07,347 Jimmy: SO CUTE. IN AUSTRALIA, DID YOU HAVE HALLOWEEN? 344 00:24:07,347 --> 00:24:12,485 WAS IT A BIG THING NO, WE DIDN'T WE HAD A CRAPPY PAIR OF 345 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:18,658 CARDBOARD EARS AND DREW ON WHISKERS AND, LIKE, YOU WOULD KNOCK ON 346 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:21,895 DOORS AND GET, LIKE, A CARROT AND AN APPLE SOMETHING. 347 00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:24,731 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" 348 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:26,700 Jimmy: WONDER WHY IT DIDN'T TAKE OFF YEAH, IT JUST WASN'T REALLY 349 00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:29,336 A THING. HERE, IT'S LIKE MAGIC. I'M SO INTO IT 350 00:24:29,336 --> 00:24:33,173 Jimmy: OH, IT'S THE GREATEST THING. IT'S WONDERFUL. 351 00:24:33,173 --> 00:24:35,241 Jimmy: LAST TIME BOBBY WAS HERE, HE WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THIS MOVIE 352 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:38,945 HE'S PLAYING A NEIL DIAMOND IMPERSONATOR THAT YOU'RE PRODUCING? 353 00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:44,317 YES, I PRODUCE WITH MY COMPANY, DOLL HOUSE PICTURES IT'S CALLED "SERIOUSLY RED." 354 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:46,386 AND HE KINDLY DID A LITTLE CAMEO -- WELL, HE HAS A BIG PART IN IT, AND I DO A LITTLE 355 00:24:46,386 --> 00:24:49,456 CAMEO AS WELL. Jimmy: YOU PLAY AN ELVIS IMPERSONATOR 356 00:24:49,456 --> 00:24:51,624 YES, SET IN THE WORLD OF IMPERSONATORS. HERE'S YOU AS THE DEBUT AS 357 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:55,362 ELVIS. NOT BAD. I LIKE THIS. 358 00:24:55,362 --> 00:25:01,368 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DID YOU -- DID YOU HAVE AN ELVIS IMPERSONATION? 359 00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:05,038 I MEAN, YEAH. IT'S, LIKE, YOU KNOW, "THANK YOU VERY MUCH," THAT KIND OF 360 00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:07,474 THING. IMPERSONATOR IS THE KEY, BUT IT WAS A LOT OF FUN 361 00:25:07,474 --> 00:25:13,179 WE SHOT DURING COVID IN 2020 Jimmy: WHAT MADE YOU THINK, "ELVIS, THAT'S THE ONE I'M 362 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:18,051 GOING TO DO. WELL, MY GIRLFRIEND, KREW, SHE WROTE THE STORY. 363 00:25:18,051 --> 00:25:21,054 IT'S ABOUT A YOUNG WOMAN, AND SHE'S A BIT OF A MISFIT. AND HER ASPIRATION IN LIFE IS 364 00:25:21,054 --> 00:25:24,524 TO BE A DOLLY PARTON IMPERSONATOR IT'S AN ODE TO DOLLY PARTON. 365 00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:27,594 IT'S A LOVE LETTER TO HER. ABOUT HER MUSIC, AND THE ICON SHE IS 366 00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:29,896 Jimmy: AND THE CHARACTERS YOU MEET, AND THE PEOPLE YOU MEET 367 00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:32,532 YES, YES. Jimmy: ARE YOU SO EXCITED YOU ARE A GLOBAL AMBASSADOR OF 368 00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:36,770 AUSTRALIA. I KNOW. Jimmy: ROSE, IT DOESN'T GET 369 00:25:36,770 --> 00:25:41,274 BIGGER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT DOESN'T GET BIGGER. 370 00:25:41,274 --> 00:25:45,211 "COME AND SAY G' DAY." ROSE BYRNE, YOU'VE DONE IT ALL G'DAY, MATE 371 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:49,449 IT'S SO SURREAL. THESE CAMPAIGNS HAVE A GREAT LEGACY IN AUSTRALIA. 372 00:25:49,449 --> 00:25:52,886 PAUL HOGAN FAMOUSLY DID ONE. CHRIS HEMSWORTH DID ONE. SO I FEEL VERY HONORED TO BE 373 00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:55,155 PART OF THIS KIND OF STORY IT'S INCREDIBLE. Jimmy: ARE YOUR PARENTS 374 00:25:55,155 --> 00:25:58,858 EXCITED? THEY ARE EXCITED. I TOOK MY DAD -- WE SHOT SOME 375 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:01,594 OF THE CAMPAIGN IN ULURU, WHICH IS IN THE MIDDLE OF AUSTRALIA. IT'S AN INCREDIBLE SPOT. 376 00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:08,601 AND I TOOK MY DAD, WHICH IS REALLY CUTE. MY PARENTS ARE HERE TONIGHT 377 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:15,275 BACKSTAGE. WHAT'S UP, MOM AND DAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 378 00:26:15,275 --> 00:26:18,545 Jimmy: I DID GET A CHANCE TO SAY HI TO THEM THEY'RE SO CUTE. 379 00:26:18,545 --> 00:26:21,281 MY BROTHER IS HERE. Jimmy: AND YOUR BROTHER TOO HE THINKS I SHOULD RETIRE 380 00:26:21,281 --> 00:26:23,350 NOW THAT I GOT THIS CAMPAIGN Jimmy: HE'S LIKE, "OH, REALLY WHAT ELSE IS GOING TO 381 00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:25,652 HAPPEN TO YOU, ROSE? THE FAVORITE CHILD." NO, NO, NO. 382 00:26:25,652 --> 00:26:27,487 Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR BROTHER'S NAME GEORGE. 383 00:26:27,487 --> 00:26:32,525 Jimmy: DO THEY --EVERYONE HAS NICKNAMES IN AUSTRALIA YES, WE DO. 384 00:26:32,525 --> 00:26:35,061 Jimmy: GEORGIE? JERRY Jimmy: JERRY? 385 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:38,231 JERRY DOG Jimmy: WHAT WOULD I BE CALLED 386 00:26:38,231 --> 00:26:40,300 WELL, YOU'RE JAMES OBVIOUSLY, RIGHT JIM. 387 00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:42,602 SO, JIMBO. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I'VE BEEN CALLED 388 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:47,741 JIMBO. JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY JACK. [ LAUGHTER ] 389 00:26:47,741 --> 00:26:51,344 Jimmy: I LIKE JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY JACK THAT'S PRETTY FUN. 390 00:26:51,344 --> 00:26:53,079 WELL, THE BIG PART OF THE CAMPAIGN, HERE YOU ARE HERE. YOU ARE RUBY 391 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:59,085 YOU ARE THE TOY SOUVENIR OF KANGAROO [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 392 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:02,255 THIS IS -- AND ALSO THE DIRECTOR YES 393 00:27:02,255 --> 00:27:08,395 OLD FRIEND OF MINE, MICHAEL GRACEY, WHO DIRECTED "THE GREATEST SHOWMAN. 394 00:27:08,395 --> 00:27:11,464 Jimmy: A LITTLE FILM. LITTLE FILM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 395 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,733 Jimmy: NO BIG DEAL. HE DIRECETED THIS, AND IT'S REALLY SWEET 396 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:15,935 IT'S SEEN THROUGHT THE EYES OF RUBY THE ROO WHO I VOICE THIS CHARACTER. 397 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:17,704 SHE'S GIFT SHOP KANGAROO, AND SHE'S DESPERATE TO BREAK OUT OF THE GIFT SHOP AND EXPLORE, 398 00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:21,274 EXPLORE THE COUNTRY. AND SHE'S VERY INNOCENT, AND CURIOUS, AND WARM, AND FUN, AND 399 00:27:21,274 --> 00:27:30,784 LOVELY, LIKE AUSTRALIANS ARE Jimmy: YEAH, THEY ARE I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 400 00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:33,953 YOU CAN CHECK OUT THE FULL FILM AT AUSTRALIA.COM, BUT HERE'S A A LITTLE CLIP. 401 00:27:33,953 --> 00:27:37,323 HERE'S ROSE BYRNE AS RUBY IN "G'DAY." TAKE A LOOK. 402 00:27:40,694 --> 00:27:43,797 THERE ARE, LIKE, THOUSANDS OF THINGS YOU CAN SEE ON THE REEF 403 00:27:43,797 --> 00:27:46,633 CORAL, TURTLES, BOOBIES, TINY SEA -- WAIT A SECOND 404 00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:51,071 DID YOU SAY CORRAL G'DAY, WELCOME ABOARD WOO'HOO BOAT TRIP 405 00:27:51,071 --> 00:27:56,076 COME ON, LOUIE THIS IS HUMILIATING AND ALSO STRANGELY COMFORTING. 406 00:27:56,076 --> 00:28:01,081 HOLD ON EXCUSE ME. LET'S GO FOLKS. 407 00:28:01,081 --> 00:28:04,250 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT YES, WE ARE 408 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:09,055 Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "G'DAY." 409 00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:13,326 ROSE BYRNE WE ARE PLAYING A FUN GAME WITH ROSE AFTER THE BREAK 410 00:28:13,326 --> 00:28:15,362 STAY HERE. HERE FOR MORE SHORT FILM TOURISM AUSTRALIA, STICK 411 00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:39,919 AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 412 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:42,689 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. I'M HANGING OUT WITH ROSE BYRNE. 413 00:28:42,689 --> 00:28:49,629 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE KNOW YOU'RE FROM AUSTRALIA. YOU DO A LOT TO PROMOTE TOURISM 414 00:28:49,629 --> 00:28:53,667 THERE. SO, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO PLAY A FUN AUSTRALIAN-THEMED NEW 415 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:55,101 GAME CALLED "DOWN UNDER DRAWING CHALLENGE." HERE WE GO. 416 00:28:55,101 --> 00:29:00,707 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** Jimmy: NOW, WE HAVE A STACK 417 00:29:00,707 --> 00:29:04,778 OF AUSTRALIAN INSPIRED CLUES. YOU AND I ARE GOING TO TAKE TURNS PICKING A CLUE, DRAWING ON 418 00:29:04,778 --> 00:29:10,283 THIS TABLET. BUT SINCE IT'S THE "DOWN UNDER DRAWING CHALLENGE," YOU DRAW THE 419 00:29:10,283 --> 00:29:13,019 CLUE, AND IT'LL BE SHOWN UPSIDE-DOWN ON THE SCREEN BEHIND US. 420 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:17,657 ONCE, YOU START DRAWING, THE OTHER PERSON HAS 25 SECONDS TO GUESS THE CLUE, OKAY? 421 00:29:17,657 --> 00:29:20,093 ROSE, SINCE YOU'RE MY GUEST, WHY DON'T YOU DRAW FIRST? OKAY. 422 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:23,863 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE SO LUCKY. HERE WE GO. SO YOU CAN'T LOOK AT THIS. 423 00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:26,232 Jimmy: NO, I WON'T LOOK AT THIS. YOU PICK THE CLUE, AND I HAVE 424 00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:30,403 25 SECONDS TO GUESS IT. ALL RIGHT. SO JUST DRAW IT NORMAL, I GUESS. 425 00:29:30,403 --> 00:29:35,075 LET'S START THE CLOCK. GO. ** 426 00:29:35,075 --> 00:29:43,550 HAND. A RING. OH, CROCODILE. 427 00:29:43,550 --> 00:29:46,052 YES! Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? [ DINGS ] 428 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:49,889 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I CHEATED A LITTLE BIT. GOOD TRY. 429 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:55,228 VERY WELL DONE. UPSIDE-DOWN IT EVEN LOOKED GOOD. EVEN UPSIDE-DOWN I LOVED IT. 430 00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:59,632 LET ME CLEAR THIS. WELL DONE, WELL DONE. OKAY. 431 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:03,236 OKAY. Jimmy: HERE WE GO -- SO, NOW I LOOK HERE. 432 00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:05,305 Jimmy: OR YOU CAN -- HERE WE GO. OKAY. 433 00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:13,279 ** WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE. 434 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:22,022 OH, IT'S A PERSON. UPSIDE-DOWN PERSON IN A POND WITH A TREE OVER THE TOP OF THEM 435 00:30:22,022 --> 00:30:25,759 AND THEY -- IT'S A TREE. OH, IT'S A WAVE. 436 00:30:25,759 --> 00:30:29,029 IT'S A WAVE. THEY'RE SURFING. Jimmy: YES, IT IS. 437 00:30:29,029 --> 00:30:37,771 [ DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YES, YES, YES, YES. 438 00:30:37,771 --> 00:30:41,107 Jimmy: I KEEP FORGETTING IT'S UPSIDE-DOWN BEHIND ME. I'M LIKE, "HOW ARE YOU NOT 439 00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:44,577 GETTING THIS? "IT'S CLEARLY --" OKAY. 440 00:30:44,577 --> 00:30:47,947 THIS IS YOURS. HERE WE GO, BUD. I'M NOT LOOKING, BUT THEN I'LL 441 00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:50,316 LOOK. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 442 00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:53,353 Jimmy: YEP. 25. GO. 443 00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:56,623 ** NOTHING. [ LAUGHTER ] 444 00:30:56,623 --> 00:30:59,592 OH, HAIR. HAIRPIECE. OH, IT'S UPSIDE-DOWN. 445 00:30:59,592 --> 00:31:05,065 FLAMES. BONFIRE. WATER AGAIN? 446 00:31:05,065 --> 00:31:09,369 HEN. LOCH NESS MONSTER. A BOAT. 447 00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:14,974 TEETH. OH, IT'S A SUN. IT'S MOUNTAINS. 448 00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:17,444 A STORM. NO. Jimmy: IT'S LIGHTNING. 449 00:31:17,444 --> 00:31:24,150 [ BUZZER ] THAT'S A REALLY BAD DRAWING. Jimmy: IS THAT THE OPERA 450 00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:30,190 HOUSE? YEAH. Jimmy: THAT'S VERY HARD. 451 00:31:30,190 --> 00:31:33,693 HOW WOULD I -- OF COURSE, AUSTRALIAN-THEMED CLUES. THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 452 00:31:33,693 --> 00:31:37,130 Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC. NO, I BOMBED THAT. Jimmy: AUDIENCE SAYS, "YES." 453 00:31:37,130 --> 00:31:42,369 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I FORGOT -- IT LOOKS LIKE -- 454 00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:45,739 Jimmy: YOU WERE FANTASTIC. THAT WAS ACTUALLY AWESOME. I WAS LOOKING AT IT UPSIDE-DOWN 455 00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:48,742 AS WELL. SORRY. Jimmy: AUSTRALIAN-THEMED 456 00:31:48,742 --> 00:31:51,544 CLUES. OKAY. HERE WE GO. 457 00:31:51,544 --> 00:31:57,283 WHAT? WOW. ** 458 00:31:57,283 --> 00:32:00,353 NOTHING. OH. FISH. 459 00:32:00,353 --> 00:32:12,065 A FISH. FISHY. FISHY AND A BLOBBY BLOB BLOB. 460 00:32:12,065 --> 00:32:16,803 BIRDS, BIRDS, BIRDS, BIRDS. CORAL REEF. Jimmy: YES! 461 00:32:16,803 --> 00:32:24,844 [ DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NOT BAD. 462 00:32:24,844 --> 00:32:28,214 I'M PROUD OF MY -- THAT WAS REALLY HARD. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 463 00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:30,417 Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN CORAL REEF BEFORE. THAT'S A GOOD CORAL REEF, 464 00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:32,752 FRIEND. Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE HERE, BUD. 465 00:32:32,752 --> 00:32:36,356 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE AS WELL. WE'LL BOTH DRAW AT THE SAME 466 00:32:36,356 --> 00:32:39,592 TIME. WE'RE GOING TO SEE IF WE CAN GET QUESTLOVE TO GUESS WHAT WE'RE 467 00:32:39,592 --> 00:32:43,096 DRAWING. Questlove: OKAY. Jimmy: YOU READY? 468 00:32:43,096 --> 00:32:53,106 WE'LL DRAW THE SAME THING. OKAY, OKAY. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 469 00:32:53,106 --> 00:32:57,377 OH, MY GOD. ARE WE DOING THIS TOGETHER? Jimmy: YEAH. 470 00:32:57,377 --> 00:33:07,053 Questlove: HARBOR BRIDGE? BONDY BEACH? WAIT, IS THIS UPSIDE-DOWN? 471 00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:11,424 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YES. I THOUGHT WE WERE DRAWING IT 472 00:33:11,424 --> 00:33:14,561 SEPARATELY. Questlove: THAT'S NOT A KNIFE. 473 00:33:14,561 --> 00:33:19,466 Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT THAT -- [ BUZZER ] OH, MY GOD. 474 00:33:19,466 --> 00:33:24,070 WERE WE EVEN CLOSE? HOW ABOUT LOOK AT IT RIGHT-SIDE UP, AND SEE WHAT IT IS. 475 00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:26,973 Questlove: SHRIMP -- Jimmy: YES. Questlove: IS THAT SHRIMP ON 476 00:33:26,973 --> 00:33:30,410 THE BARBIE? Jimmy: YES! [ DINGS ] 477 00:33:30,410 --> 00:33:35,648 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OH! Jimmy: SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE! 478 00:33:35,648 --> 00:33:40,820 ROSE BYRNE, EVERYBODY. HEY, IF YOU'RE PLANNING YOUR NEXT VACATION, BE SURE TO CHECK 479 00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:43,590 OUT AUSTRALIA.COM. WE LOVE AUSTRALIA. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 480 00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:45,992 "TONIGHT SHOW." STICK AROUND. HE KNOWS. 481 00:33:45,992 --> 00:34:07,347 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST WILL BE PERFORMING HER SOLO SHOW, 482 00:34:07,347 --> 00:34:13,053 "IMAGINE I'M SOMEONE ELSE," AT UNION HALL IN NEW YORK CITY, NOVEMBER 2nd. 483 00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:15,288 NOVEMBER 2nd. PLEASE WELCOME, THE VERY FUNNY, ISABEL HAGEN. 484 00:34:16,456 --> 00:34:22,228 ** 485 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:25,398 THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. OH, IT IS SO GOOD TO BE BACK IN 486 00:34:25,398 --> 00:34:28,068 NEW YORK. I JUST DID A SHOW IN A SMALL TOWN IN MISSOURI, AND THEY HAD 487 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:36,309 ME AT A HOTEL. AND AT THE HOTEL, THERE WAS A A POSTER OF ME IN THE ELEVATOR. 488 00:34:36,309 --> 00:34:38,845 AND I'M NOT FAMOUS. SO, TO OTHER PEOPLE IT JUST KIND OF LOOKED LIKE I PUT IT 489 00:34:38,845 --> 00:34:45,218 THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO, ANY TIME I GOT ON THE 490 00:34:45,218 --> 00:34:50,623 ELEVATOR, I JUST HAD TO PRAY NO ONE ELSE WOULD BE ON WITH ME AND MY DUMB POSTER. 491 00:34:50,623 --> 00:34:54,694 AND I GOT ON THE FIRST DAY, AND THERE WERE TWO PEOPLE. SO, I QUICKLY, LIKE, STEPPED 492 00:34:54,694 --> 00:35:03,870 BACK TO, KIND OF, BLOCK IT WITH MY BODY, BUT I MISSED, AND I JUST SORT OF STOOD NEXT TO IT. 493 00:35:03,870 --> 00:35:08,675 THE SAD IS SHOWING UP. LOOK FAMILIAR? [ LAUGHTER ] 494 00:35:08,675 --> 00:35:13,279 BUT I FLEW HOME FROM MISSOURI, AND THERE WAS A KID BEHIND ME WHO CRIED THE WHOLE FLIGHT. 495 00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:16,449 YEAH, NOT A BABY. A CHILD. HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING. 496 00:35:16,449 --> 00:35:19,285 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT ABOUT TWO HOURS IN, HE SPOKE AMONGST THE CRYING, AND 497 00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:26,726 HE WAS BRITISH. AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, ALL IS FORGIVEN. 498 00:35:26,726 --> 00:35:32,832 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ADORABLE." "MUMMY, YOU WON'T LET ME WATCH 499 00:35:32,832 --> 00:35:36,670 THE TELE." [ LAUGHTER ] LET HIM WATCH THE TELE. 500 00:35:36,670 --> 00:35:40,807 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S CLEARLY A GENIUS. [ LAUGHTER ] 501 00:35:40,807 --> 00:35:45,612 AND VERY CHARMING. THAT'S WHY I COULDN'T HAVE, LIKE, A BRITISH BOYFRIEND. 502 00:35:45,612 --> 00:35:50,116 YOU KNOW, I'D LET HIM TREAT ME LIKE CRAP. "I'VE CHEATED ON YOU." 503 00:35:50,116 --> 00:35:55,689 SAY IT AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] SO I'M A COMEDIAN, AND I ALSO 504 00:35:55,689 --> 00:35:59,926 AM A CLASSICAL MUSICIAN. I PLAY THE VIOLA. [ APPLAUSE ] 505 00:35:59,926 --> 00:36:05,331 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. I LIVE A BIT OF A DOUBLE LIFE. AND I STILL PLAY VIOLA GIGS 506 00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:11,037 AROUND NEW YORK CITY. AND I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW, BUT IN THE PAST, I HAVE GONE HOME 507 00:36:11,037 --> 00:36:16,443 WITH A GUY AFTER A VIOLA GIG. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I DO VERY WELL. 508 00:36:16,443 --> 00:36:20,046 [ LAUGHTER ] NO. THE WORST PART ABOUT IT, IS 509 00:36:20,046 --> 00:36:23,883 JUST THE NEXT MORNING DOING THE WALK OF SHAME WITH THE VIOLA. YOU KNOW? 510 00:36:23,883 --> 00:36:30,457 [ LAUGHTER ] I GET IN MY HEAD, I'M LIKE, "OH, IF I HAD A GUITAR, THAT 511 00:36:30,457 --> 00:36:36,563 WOULD BE COOLER." PEOPLE WOULD SEE ME, THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, SHE'S COOL. 512 00:36:36,563 --> 00:36:42,235 THIS CHICK'S IN A BAND, OF COURSE, SHE GOT SOME ACTION." [ LAUGHTER ] 513 00:36:42,235 --> 00:36:44,337 WITH THE VIOLA, IT'S JUST LIKE, "OH, LITTLE MS. GOODY-GOODY GOT LAID AFTER THE SYMPHONY 514 00:36:44,337 --> 00:36:52,846 CONCERT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] WHAT A NERDY WHORE." 515 00:36:52,846 --> 00:36:57,984 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I DO COMEDY, AND I PLAY VIOLA, AND PEOPLE ASK ME 516 00:36:57,984 --> 00:37:02,155 SOMETIMES, LIKE, "OH, DO YOU EVER COMBINE THE TWO IN YOUR ACT?" 517 00:37:02,155 --> 00:37:11,431 AND I USUALLY SAY, "NO," BECAUSE I'M NOT A HACK, BUT -- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 518 00:37:11,431 --> 00:37:16,336 BUT ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE ASKED, SO I'VE DECIDED TO HUMOR THEM. SO, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M 519 00:37:16,336 --> 00:37:18,538 GOING TO PLAY A LITTLE VIOLA AND THEN DO A LITTLE STAND-UP, AND WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES 520 00:37:18,538 --> 00:37:30,116 TOGETHER, ALL RIGHT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LITTLE VIOLA, LITTLE STAND-UP. 521 00:37:30,116 --> 00:37:39,759 ** MY BOYFRIEND AND I ARE THINKING OF HAVING A THREESOME. 522 00:37:39,759 --> 00:37:51,438 [ LAUGHTER ] THE GOOD NEWS IS, WE'RE BOTH DOWN FOR THE THREESOME. 523 00:37:51,438 --> 00:37:54,174 THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS. THE BAD NEWS IS, HE, OF COURSE, IMAGINES IT LIKE HIM, ANOTHER 524 00:37:54,174 --> 00:38:00,013 GIRL, ME. I IMAGINE IT, ME, ANOTHER GUY, ANOTHER GIRL. 525 00:38:00,013 --> 00:38:22,936 [ LAUGHTER ] ** MY FRIEND ASKED ME HOW I STAY 526 00:38:22,936 --> 00:38:26,740 SO SKINNY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL HER. FOR ME, IT'S JUST GENETICS. 527 00:38:26,740 --> 00:38:34,948 YOU KNOW, LIKE, MY GRANDMA ALSO STARVES HERSELF. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 528 00:38:34,948 --> 00:38:54,934 ** I DEAL WITH A LOT OF NEGATIVE SELF TALK. 529 00:38:54,934 --> 00:38:57,070 AND MY THERAPIST WAS LIKE, "WELL TRY TALKING TO YOURSELF THE WAY YOU WOULD A GOOD 530 00:38:57,070 --> 00:39:02,509 FRIEND. YOU WOULDN'T SAY ALL THOSE MEAN THINGS TO HER." 531 00:39:02,509 --> 00:39:13,520 I'M LIKE, "YEAH, NOT TO HER FACE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 532 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:34,841 ** ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 533 00:39:34,841 --> 00:39:36,810 MY BOYFRIEND WANTS TO SETTLE DOWN, AND I'M LIKE, "LOOK, BUDDY, I'VE GOT OTHER THINGS I 534 00:39:36,810 --> 00:39:42,515 WANT TO DO BEFORE I SETTLE DOWN, YOU KNOW, LIKE FIND THE RIGHT PERSON." 535 00:39:42,515 --> 00:39:45,352 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] I'VE BEEN ISABEL HAGEN. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 536 00:39:45,352 --> 00:39:50,056 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY! 537 00:39:50,056 --> 00:39:53,660 FANTASTIC. ISABEL HAGEN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 538 00:39:53,660 --> 00:40:00,333 ISABEL WILL BE AT UNION HALL IN NEW YORK CITY, NOVEMBER 2nd. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY. 539 00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:23,790 OH, MY GOSH -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 540 00:40:23,790 --> 00:40:28,495 Jimmy: MY THANKS TO JIM PARSONS, ROSE BYRNE, ISABEL HAGEN, ONCE AGAIN 541 00:40:28,495 --> 00:40:32,332 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, 542 00:40:32,332 --> 00:40:35,268 PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 543 00:40:35,268 --> 00:40:37,904 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. BYE-BYE.