1 00:00:10,777 --> 00:00:12,512 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:13,913 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:13,913 --> 00:00:25,825 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MILLIE BOBBY BROWN 4 00:00:25,825 --> 00:00:31,398 MICHAEL IMPERIOLI, MUSICAL GUEST, TEGAN AND SARA. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:36,603 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1734 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:42,208 >> Questlove: 1734 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:54,354 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:54,354 --> 00:01:07,067 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:10,537 COME ON, NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 10 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:14,140 THANK YOU SO MUCH. OH, I LOVE YOU ENJOY YOURSELF, ENJOY YOURSELF 11 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:17,110 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 12 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:21,915 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GUYS, I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS 13 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,750 FROM THE MEGA HIT SHOW, "STRANGER THINGS," MILLIE BOBBY BROWN IS MY GUEST, 14 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:30,223 TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY FAV 15 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:34,361 WELL, SPEAKING OF "STRANGER THINGS," KANYE WEST IS IN THE NEWS 16 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:38,531 [ LAUGHTER ] AFTER LOSING HIS DEAL WITH ADIDAS, KANYE SHOWED UP 17 00:01:38,531 --> 00:01:43,536 UNANNOUNCED, YESTERDAY, AT SKECHERS HEADQUARTERS AND WAS ESCORTED OUT 18 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:49,142 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S TOO BAD, 'CAUSE IF THERE'S ONE COMPANY THAT CAN 19 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:52,512 HELP HIM SHAPE UP, IT'S SKECHERS YOU KNOW, YOU'D THINK -- 20 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:58,651 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, WHEN KANYE SHOWED UP, THE CEO SAID, "CALL SECURITY." 21 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:03,056 AND HIS ASSISTANT WAS LIKE, "THIS IS SKECHERS. WE DON'T HAVE SECURITY." 22 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,858 [ LAUGHTER ] I FEEL LIKE PRETTY SOON KANYE IS GOING TO HIT UP WHOEVER 23 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:10,663 MAKES THOSE FREE PAPER SANDALS AFTER YOU GET A PEDICURE [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:17,137 SPEAKING OF "STRANGER THINGS," ELON MUSK IS IN THE NEWS ELON MUSK IS CLOSE TO BUYING 25 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,072 TWITTER, AND, YESTERDAY, HE WALKED INTO THEIR HEADQUARTERS CARRYING A SINK JUST SO THAT HE 26 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:33,620 COULD TWEET -- THIS IS REAL -- "ENTERING TWITTER HQ LET THAT SINK IN." 27 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:39,726 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: THAT PUN COST HIM 28 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:44,230 $44 BILLION. WORTH IT I THINK SO 29 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:47,400 JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT KANYE MADE THE MOST BIZARRE ENTRANCE, ELON WAS LIKE, "HOLD MY SINK." 30 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,670 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WELL, YOU GUYS, HALLOWEEN IS 31 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:55,809 JUST A FEW DAYS AWAY YOU EXCITED ABOUT HALLOWEEN? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 32 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:58,445 I READ THAT THE TOP THREE CANDIES IN THE U.S. ARE REESE'S, SKITTLES, AND M&M'S 33 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:04,451 THOSE ARE ALL PRETTY SOLID TARIQ, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CANDY? 34 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:12,525 >> Tariq: MINE I LIKE JUNIOR MINTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:16,363 >> Jimmy: SWEDISH FISH >> Tariq: NAH BISH >> Jimmy: WAX LIPS 36 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:21,601 >> Tariq: GOES TO MY HIPS. >> Jimmy: STARBURST? >> Tariq: COULD BE WORSE 37 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:26,306 >> Jimmy: NOW AND LATER? >> Tariq: I AIN'T A HATER. >> Jimmy: MIKE AND IKE 38 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:30,677 >> Tariq: I DO NOT LIKE. >> Jimmy: RAISINETS? >> Tariq: I WOULD NOT GET. 39 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,979 >> Jimmy: RED VINES? >> Tariq: ALWAYS DIVINE. >> Jimmy: LIFE SAVERS? 40 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:35,915 >> Tariq: EVERY FLAVOR >> Jimmy: BIT-O-HONEY? >> Tariq: HA-HA, YOU'RE FUNNY. 41 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:38,885 >> Jimmy: DUM DUMS >> Tariq: YUM, YUM, YUM. >> Jimmy: JUJUBES? 42 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:47,727 >> Tariq: BITCH PLEASE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GOO GOO CLUSTER? 43 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,929 >> Tariq: HELL YEAH, MOTHER [ BLEEP ]. >> Jimmy: COTTON CANDY 44 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:51,998 >> Tariq: SWEETIE GO >> Together: LET ME SEE THAT TOOTSIE ROLL 45 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:57,337 * TOOTSIE ROL TOOTSIE ROLL * * TOOTSIE ROL 46 00:03:57,337 --> 00:04:04,778 * LET ME SEE THAT TOOTSIE ROLL * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 47 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:13,953 >> Steve: THAT WAS JUST -- >> Jimmy: SWITCHING GEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:15,789 >> Jimmy: AFTER FINISHING THEIR ANNUAL NUCLEAR EXERCISES, TODAY, VLADIMIR PUTIN SAID THAT 49 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:18,458 RUSSIA WOULD NOT USE NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN UKRAINE PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "OKAY, BUT 50 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,093 WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER COUNTRIES? [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:26,966 GUYS, OF COURSE, IT'S ELECTION SEASON, AND THERE'S A WEIRD STORY FROM PENNSYLVANIA. 52 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:28,768 APPARENTLY, A DEMOCRAT NAMED MIKE DOYLE IS RETIRING FROM CONGRESS, AND THE REPUBLICAN 53 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:33,540 CANDIDATE TO REPLACE HIM IS ACTUALLY NAMED MIKE DOYLE. WHILE THE OUTGOING DEMOCRAT, 54 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:35,408 MIKE DOYLE, DOESN'T WANT THE REPUBLICAN, MIKE DOYLE, TO WIN HIS SEAT, SO HE JUST RELEASED 55 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:43,249 HIS SEAT, SO HE JUST RELEASED THIS AD. TAKE A LOOK. 56 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:49,389 APPROVE THIS MESSAGE 57 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:51,991 >> MIKE DOYLE SAYS HE'LL TAKE CARE OF PENNSYLVANIA VOTERS, BUT CAN WE REALLY TRUST SOMEONE 58 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:58,231 LIKE MIKE DOYLE? >> HI, I'M MIKE DOYLE, AND I'M A NAME YOU CAN TRUST, UNLIKE 59 00:04:58,231 --> 00:05:03,169 MIKE DOYLE SO, LISTEN TO ME, MIKE DOYLE, AND STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM 60 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:05,472 MIKE DOYLE ON ELECTION DAY, DON'T VOTE FOR THIS MAN, MIKE DOYLE -- NO, 61 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:09,609 WAIT THAT'S ME. AVOID THIS THIS GUY. 62 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:13,113 WAIT, IS THAT ME OR HIM? [ BLEEP ] I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE. 63 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,415 >> THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM THE MIKE DOYLE AGAINST MIKE DOYLE PAC 64 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,917 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MIKE DOYLE, MIKE DOYLE 65 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:19,552 WELL, GET THIS GUYS, I HEARD THAT PFIZER IS BEING INVESTIGATED FOR ALLEGEDLY 66 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:21,087 HIDING MORE THAN A BILLION DOLLARS IN PROFIT BY TRANSFERRING MONEY TO OTHER 67 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:32,465 COUNTRIES. YEAH, NOT GOOD WELL, IN RESPONSE, PFIZER WENT 68 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:35,402 AHEAD AND RELEASED THIS STATEMENT. AND THEY SAID, "PFIZER IS NFOT 69 00:05:35,402 --> 00:05:41,841 GFUILTY OF THFESE CHFARGES AND WILL OPPFOSE THEM IN CFOURT! UNFTIL THEN, STFAY SFAFE AND 70 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:48,081 RFEMEMBER TO GFET VFACINATED NOT MOFDERNA PFFIZIFERF 71 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:50,150 PFIGHT ME! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SOUNDS SERIOUS 72 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,686 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: PFIGHT PFIGHT -- PFIGHTING, SORRY, 73 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:56,456 YEAH WELL, SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. HENRY CAVILL SAYS THAT IN HIS 74 00:05:56,456 --> 00:06:02,062 NEXT PERFORMANCE AS SUPERMAN, HE'LL BE PLAYING A, QUOTE, "ENORMOUSLY JOYFUL SUPERMAN. 75 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:07,200 ENORMOUSLY JOYFUL SUPERMAN WE ACTUALLY HAVE AN EARLY CLIP OF ENORMOUSLY JOYFUL SUPERMAN. 76 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,169 WE ACTUALLY HAVE AN EARLY CLIP OF ENORMOUSLY JOYFUL SUPERMAN. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 77 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:14,207 >> I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND OUT WHERE I HANG MY CAPE 78 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:21,214 YOU WON'T. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LOOKS GOOD 79 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,516 I CAN'T WAIT >> Steve: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT 80 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:27,053 >> Jimmy: YEAH I SAW A NEW REPORT THAT SAYS THAT PEOPLE SHOULD NOT RAKE ALL 81 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,588 THE LEAVES OUT OF THEIR YARD BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY BETTER FOR YOUR LAWN'S HEALTH 82 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:35,295 SO, I THINK WITH THAT IN MIND, IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO MY RAKE 83 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:39,566 RAKE, ARE YOU THERE? * >> A LIFETIME OF AUTUMNS 84 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:45,572 TOGETHER AND THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT I'M FIRED. >> Jimmy: COME ON, RAKE, DON'T 85 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,974 THINK OF IT AS FIRED THINK OF IT AS RETIRING. YOU CAN NOW DO ANYTHING YOU 86 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:55,749 WANT >> MAN, I WANT TO RAKE LEAVES. FALL IS MY WHOLE PERSONALITY 87 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,385 >> Jimmy: LOOK, YOUR FUTURE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE SPRING 88 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:02,522 WHEN IT'S TIME TO CLEAR THE FLOWER BEDS. >> YOU'RE RIGHT, JIMMY 89 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:06,459 HEY, WE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES, THOUGH REMEMBER HIGH SCHOOL 90 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:12,899 I USED TO HANG OUT WITH YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WATCHING YOU GUYS PLAY HOOPS 91 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:20,173 HOPING YOU'D TAKE A RAKE BREAK [ LAUGHTER ] WHO WAS THAT GUY THAT USED TO 92 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:27,047 POUR OUT HALF HIS GATORADE THEN FILL THE EMPTY HALF WITH YOO-HOO AND CALL IT GATOR-HOO? 93 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:31,918 [ LAUGHTER ] ED ZIPPERTON MAN, THAT GUY WAS COOL 94 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:37,490 HE PANTSED ME AT PROM WHILE I WAS DANCING ALONE TO "LADY IN RED. 95 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:44,164 IT WAS THE PART WHERE IT GOES - * THE LADY IN RED 96 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:51,504 >> Jimmy: YEAH WOW. * IS DANCING WITH M 97 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:58,712 CHEEK TO CHEEK * THEN SHOOT, THAT'S THE SOUND OF MY PANTS GOING DOWN. 98 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:04,017 AND THE WORST PART IS, MY PANTS GOT CAUGHT ON MY PROM BOOTS. YEAH, THE TUXEDO RENTAL MAN AT 99 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:10,190 THE MALL TRICKED ME INTO PAYING EXTRA FOR SOMETHING CALLED PROM BOOTS. 100 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:15,428 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY WERE JUST DR. MARTENS THAT HE SPRAY PAINTED BRIGHT GREEN. 101 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:18,031 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, WAIT I FORGOT 102 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,900 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THE VOICE OF A RAKE. [ LAUGHTER ] 103 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:24,738 NOT RECITING A PAGE FROM MY DIARY. >> THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER 104 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:30,410 EDITION OF "MAKING JAMES READ LINES HE'S NEVER SEEN BEFORE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 105 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:40,787 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MISS THAT RAKE [ LAUGHTER ] 106 00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:43,056 GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS A NEW STUDY FOUND THAT IN THE U.S., DELI MEAT IS LINKED TO 107 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,058 MORE THAN 90% OF ALL LISTERIA CASES. RIGHT NOW, THE CEO OF BLIMPIE 108 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:52,699 IS LIKE, "WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR USING REAL MEAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 109 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:57,170 WELL, GUYS, THIS IS VERY INTERESTING. A NEW SURVEY FOUND THAT YOU CAN 110 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,806 HAVE THE BEST CHANCE OF SURVIVING A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IN FLORIDA 111 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:02,776 I WONDER WHY THAT IS >> Tariq: BECAUSE EVEN ZOMBIES ARE TOO AFRAID TO VISIT 112 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:07,347 FLORIDA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT? 113 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:10,083 NO YOU KNOW WHAT? NO 114 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:14,020 I'M TIRED OF ALL THE FLORIDA SLANDER. WE ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF FLORIDA, 115 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,289 BUT I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN IT'S A GREAT STATE FULL OF GREAT PEOPLE 116 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:22,896 A FLORIDA MAN IS ACCUSED OF SPIKING HIS COWORKERS DRINK WITH BLEACH. 117 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:28,335 >> Tariq: SEE, FLORIDA IS SCARY DUDE >> Jimmy: COME ON, I'M SURE HE 118 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,202 DUDE >> Jimmy: COME ON, I'M SURE HE HAD A PERFECTLY GOOD REASON. 119 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,105 SAYING HE WANTED TO GET BACK AT HIS COWORKER FOR, QUOTE, BEING 120 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:39,045 DIFFICULT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: BEING DIFFICULT? 121 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:41,781 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ONE GUY IT'S A RANDOM WORKPLACE INCIDENT 122 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,850 NOT EVERYONE IN FLORIDA IS CHASING PEOPLE AROUND TRYING TO HURT THEM. 123 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:49,456 CHASING TWO PEOPLE WITH KNIVES >> Tariq: YOU'RE DONE. YOU'RE DONE, MAN 124 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,791 CASE CLOSED. >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- IT WAS JUST ONLY A KNIFE 125 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:58,498 THE KNIVES HE ALSO GRABBED AN AXE >> Tariq: I'M TELLING YOU, MAN, 126 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:02,569 FLORIDA IS SCARY >> Jimmy: THAT'S A FLUKE BETWEEN A FEW PEOPLE 127 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:04,471 IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS KNOCKING ON DOORS IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING WHILE WIELDING A 128 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:06,139 ON DOORS IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING WHILE WIELDING A A MACHETE. 129 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,541 >> A MAN IN A SOUTH FLORIDA NEIGHBORHOOD KNOCKING ON DOORS 130 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:14,814 IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING WHILE WIELDING A MACHETE [ LAUGHTER ] 131 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:17,550 >> Tariq: COME ON. >> Jimmy: LOOK, AT LEAST THEY'RE KEEPING IT WITHIN STATE 132 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:20,387 LINES. YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE COMING TO YOUR HOUSE AND 133 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:21,321 COMING TO YOUR HOUSE AND STEALING THE FOOD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. 134 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:23,089 >> THREE FLORIDA MEN WERE 135 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:26,626 ARRESTED IN A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR THEFT RING OF STOLEN MEAT ACROSS THE MIDWEST. 136 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:30,663 >> Tariq: WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE THIS TIME? >> Jimmy: MAYBE THEY WERE -- 137 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:31,731 >> Jimmy: MAYBE THEY WERE -- THEY WERE GIVING THE FOOD TO THE NEEDY. 138 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,468 MEAT ON THE BLACK MARKET 139 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,972 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING 140 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:44,210 ELSE I'M NOT -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 141 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,079 FINALLY, ESSENTIA WATER HAS TEAMED UP WITH A BOXED WINE COMPANY TO SELL WATER AND WINE 142 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:52,185 IN ONE BOX LOOK AT THIS YEAH 143 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:57,557 IN A RELATED STORY, THEY'RE CURRENTLY BEING SUED BY JESUS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 144 00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:00,293 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 145 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:10,570 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 146 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:14,708 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT! 147 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,377 YOU KNOW HER, YOU LOVE HER FROM "STRANGER THINGS." NOW SHE'S STARRING IN 148 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:21,915 "ENOLA HOLMES 2," WHICH PREMIERES NOVEMBER 4th ON NETFLIX. 149 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:26,619 MILLIE BOBBY BROWN IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "ENOLA HOLMES 2. 150 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,254 PLUS, HE STARS IN THE SECOND INSTALLMENT OF "THE WHITE LOTUS," WHICH RETURNS THIS 151 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:34,828 SUNDAY ON HBO AND HBO MAX. MICHAEL IMPERIOLI IS ON THE SHOW 152 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,831 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 153 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:42,902 TEGAN AND SARA, TONIGHT. OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 154 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:45,972 "CRYBABY." GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS. 155 00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,574 GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO 156 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:59,753 HASHTAGS * >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING 157 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:03,456 EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG, AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC 158 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,292 THIS WEEK I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG, #LASTMINUTECOSTUME, AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO 159 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:11,231 DESCRIBE YOUR BEST LAST-MINUTE HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA, IN CASE PEOPLE NEED ONE. 160 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,633 YOU KNOW, IT'S COMING UP YEAH WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A 161 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,703 A TRENDING TOPIC SO, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. 162 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:19,739 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE LAST-MINUTE 163 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,709 COSTUME TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS HERE WE GO 164 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:26,212 FIRST ONE'S FROM @RYANBARTHOLOMEE HE SAYS, "DRESS FORMALLY AND 165 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:33,086 WRITE 'APOLOGY' ON A NAME TAG TO BECOME A FORMAL APOLOGY." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 166 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:37,090 THAT'S A GREAT ONE THIS ONE'S FROM @EDDIELOVESTOAST 167 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,894 YEAH, WE'VE -- WE'VE HEARD FROM HIM BEFORE, YEAH HE SAYS, "I PARTED MY HAIR ON 168 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:44,564 THE OTHER SIDE AND TOLD PEOPLE I WAS MY OWN REFLECTION. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 169 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:51,671 PRETTY GOOD. THIS ONE'S FROM @MINNIYAR. THEY SAY, "TAPE LEAVES TO 170 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:56,910 YOURSELF AND GO AS AUTUMN. AND IF YOU TRIP, YOU'RE FALL TOO. 171 00:12:56,910 --> 00:13:02,382 LEVELS LEVEL. THIS ONE'S @HALEYZIOMEK. 172 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,284 SHE SAYS, "I'M A REDHEAD, SO ONE YEAR I TAPED SLICES OF BREAD TO MYSELF, WORE A PAPER 173 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:11,658 MUSTACHE, AND I WAS THE GINGERBREAD MAN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 174 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:19,332 GINGERBREAD MAN. THIS ONE'S FROM @SAMMI051285 SHE SAYS, "I PUT AN EMPTY 175 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:23,903 WALMART BOX ON MY SON'S HEAD AND CALLED HIM STEVE FROM MINECRAFT. 176 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:31,478 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ROUGH THIS ONE'S FROM @TRAVISHENRY 177 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:36,282 HE SAYS, "I WENT AS A FORMER GIFTED AND TALENTED STUDENT. I JUST WORE NORMAL CLOTHES AND 178 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:38,385 WHEN PEOPLE ASKED WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE, I JUST ANSWERED, 'I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 179 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:46,659 A LOT OF THINGS.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: NICE 180 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,597 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THIS ONE. THIS ONE'S FROM @DILLONMTHOMAS HE SAYS, "ONE YEAR, MY FAMILY 181 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:54,534 FORGOT ABOUT A COSTUME PARTY MY DAD THREW AN OVERSIZED JACKET, SHIRT, TIE, HAT, AND 182 00:13:54,534 --> 00:14:00,440 CAMERA ON ME SAID I WAS A JOURNALIST. I HATED IT 183 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,176 SO EMBARRASSED TO BE SUCH A LAME, LAST-MINUTE COSTUME. 15 YEARS LATER, I BECAME A 184 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:11,818 A JOURNALIST." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SELF-FULFILLING COSTUME. 185 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:14,888 THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY. CONGRATULATIONS, DILLON. THIS LAST ONE IS FROM 186 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:18,692 @RENEEJORDAN78 SHE SAYS, "GLUED A BUNCH OF PEEPS TO AN OLD T-SHIRT, TOLD 187 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:24,831 EVERYONE I WAS A CHICK MAGNET. THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW 188 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,233 HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO 189 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:30,737 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'RE PLAYING "TRUE CONFESSIONS" WHEN WE COME BACK 190 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:40,880 SPECIAL GUEST, COME BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 191 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:46,353 >> Jimmy: LeBRON JAMES CALLED ME FROM THE COURT DURING A A GAME 192 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:50,490 A GAME >> THAT'S SO COOL. >> THAT'S REALLY COOL. 193 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:08,541 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." IT IS TIME TO PLAY A GAME OF 194 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:14,948 IT IS TIME TO PLAY A GAME OF DECEPTION CALLED "TRUE CONFESSIONS. 195 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,449 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 196 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:26,359 * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST OPPONENT TONIGHT IS AN INCREDIBLY 197 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:30,930 TALENTED ACTRESS WHOSE NEW MOVIE "ENOLA HOLMES 2" COMES OUT ON NETFLIX NOVEMBER 4th. 198 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:35,435 PLEASE WELCOME MILLIE BOBBY BROWN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 199 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:39,806 * PERFECT. THAT'S MILLIE BOBBY BROWN! 200 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:45,378 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MILLIE, NICE YOU CAME RIGHT IN THERE. 201 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:48,314 MILLIE AND I WILL BE FACING OFF AGAINST ONE OF HER COSTARS ON "STRANGER THINGS." 202 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:52,385 PLEASE WELCOME, THE ONE AND ONLY, NOAH SCHNAPP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 203 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:58,258 * DON'T GET SCOLDED BY THE COFFEE 204 00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:02,028 YOU OKAY YOU CAME IN HOT, BUDDY WOW. 205 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,731 >> I DID NOT EXPECT THAT >> Jimmy: CAME IN HOT. ALL RIGHT, PERFECT 206 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:08,234 HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. >> I'M SO SORRY. >> Jimmy: IT'S TOO LATE NOW. 207 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,036 >> ONLY NOAH >> Jimmy: IN FRONT OF EACH OF US - 208 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:15,775 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IN FRONT OF EACH OF US ARE TWO ENVELOPES CONTAINING 209 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:23,183 CONFESSIONS. ONE IS TRUE. THE OTHER IS A LIE 210 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:26,486 ONCE YOU READ YOUR CONFESSION, THE OTHER TWO PLAYERS GET TO INTERROGATE YOU. 211 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:34,794 THEN YOU HAVE TO COME TO A A UNANIMOUS DECISION IS IT A TRUTH OR A LIE 212 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:37,530 MILLIE, YOU'RE GOING TO GO FIRST? WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD SHE OPEN 213 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,233 WHAT DO YOU THINK? ONE OR TWO >> OH, WE PICK 214 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:45,071 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OR THE AUDIENCE PICKS. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 215 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,340 >> TWO [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING >> TWO 216 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,209 >> Jimmy: EVERYONE SAID TWO. I DON'T KNOW WHY I SNEAK MY PET BUNNY INTO 217 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:57,751 HOTELS * >> I THINK THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT 218 00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,586 COULD BE REAL. >> Jimmy: WHY WOULD YOU SNEAK YOUR BUNNY 219 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:08,328 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST CHECK IT IN >> MILLIE IS, LIKE, OBSESSED WITH ANIMALS 220 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:12,399 >> BECAUSE USUALLY THEY LET IN DOGS AND CATS, BUT PROBABLY NOT RABBIT 221 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:18,405 YOU KNOW MIGHT BECOME AN ISSUE. >> Jimmy: FEELS LIKE YOU WOULD 222 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:22,542 KNOW IT'S AN ISSUE, RIGHT, IF YOU ALREADY -- IF YOU TRIED -- >> I FEEL LIKE MILLIE, THOUGH, 223 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:26,046 WOULDN'T BE SNEAKY ABOUT IT. SHE WOULD JUST WALK IN >> Jimmy: BECAUSE SHE JUST 224 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:35,722 LOVES ANIMALS. YEAH, SHE WOULD JUST WALK IN AND SAY, "I HAVE MY BUNNY WITH 225 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,525 ME." >> YEAH, SHE WOULDN'T CARE >> Jimmy: EVERYONE LOVES YOU 226 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,593 EVERYONE WOULD LET YOU IN WITH ANYTHING YOU COULD COME IN WITH A CHAIN 227 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,929 SAW. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH, I'M GOING 228 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,431 TO GO TO MY ROOM WITH A CHAINSAW." I GO, "MILLIE, COME ON IN, WE 229 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,067 LOVE YOU." >> YEAH, MAYBE >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK -- 230 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,902 >> I'M SAYING LIE. >> BUT THEN I'VE GOT TO PAY A DEPOSIT IF HE DOES SOMETHING, 231 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,838 RIGHT? IT'S LIKE, EWW, DO I REALLY WANT TO DO THAT? 232 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,808 NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW 233 00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:59,179 >> SHE'S SO LYING. ARE YOU KIDDING ME SHE'S SUCH A LIAR. 234 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:02,349 >> Jimmy: WHY WOULD YOU STAY IN A HOTEL? DON'T YOU LIVE IN ENGLAND? 235 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,184 >> I DO, BUT I WAS FILMING IN THE CITY >> I KNOW WHEN SHE'S ACTING. 236 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,486 THIS IS A LIE. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A TOTAL, COMPLETE, ABSOLUTE LIE 237 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,688 NO, YOU CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE THIS THIS IS SUCH A LIE 238 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,624 TELL US RIGHT NOW. TRUTH OR LIE >> IT'S THE TRUTH. 239 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,727 >> Jimmy: NO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ BUZZER ] 240 00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:19,733 * >> YOU GUYS! >> Jimmy: YOU PLAYED US. 241 00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,701 >> WHY DID I COME HERE >> Jimmy: YOU PLAYED US LIKE A A DECK OF CARDS. 242 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,870 >> WAIT, I SAID TRUE FROM THE BEGINNING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DID SAY. 243 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,406 >> I KNEW IT MY INSTINCT SAID TRUE. >> YEAH, NO. 244 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,042 IT'S A TRUE STORY. IT DID BECOME AN ISSUE LIKE, THE GUY -- 245 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:34,481 >> Jimmy: DID THEY FIND IT >> THEY DID. I WENT INTO THE ELEVATOR, AND I 246 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,349 PUT HIM UNDER MY SWEATER AND IF THEY ASK, "I'M BREAST FEEDING MY CHILD," IF THEY EVER 247 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,752 ASK ME "THAT'S SO INAPPROPRIATE, WHERE'S YOUR HR LADY?" 248 00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:46,526 ANYWAYS, AND THEN, HE BUZZES WHEN HE GETS REALLY HAPPY. AND HE WAS BUZZING UNDER MY 249 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:52,532 SHIRT. AND HIS EAR CAME OUT OF MY SHIRT. 250 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:57,771 AND THE GUY LOOKS, AND I WENT, "LOOK AWAY." [ LAUGHTER ] 251 00:18:57,771 --> 00:19:01,474 AND I PUT ON MY DO NOT DISTURB SIGN ON MY DOOR FOR, LIKE, FIVE DAYS 252 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,543 >> Jimmy: YOU DID GET AWAY WITH IT >> I DID, I DID. 253 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,745 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. GOOD JOB, CONGRATS GOOD ON YOU. 254 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,048 YOU GOT POINTS FOR THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S MY TURN 255 00:19:08,048 --> 00:19:13,820 WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD I OPEN >> TWO [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING 256 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:17,424 >> ONE >> Jimmy: ONE. >> ONE 257 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:20,593 >> ONE >> Jimmy: WE'LL GO WITH ONE. >> OKAY. 258 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,629 BE CAREFUL BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE THROUGH -- OH, IT 259 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,330 DOESN'T MATTER IT DOESN'T MATTER. I GOT WORRIED. 260 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:29,469 >> Jimmy: LeBRON JAMES CALLED ME FROM THE COURT DURING A A GAME 261 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:33,173 >> THAT'S SO COOL. >> THAT'S REALLY COOL. I THINK IT'S ALMOST TOO COOL -- 262 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:39,746 FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: FOR ME [ LAUGHTER ] 263 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:43,683 "IT'S ALMOST TOO COOL, FOR YOU. >> OKAY. 264 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:48,388 WHEN >> Jimmy: THIS WAS ABOUT FOUR YEARS AGO. 265 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,557 >> WHO WERE THEY PLAYING >> Jimmy: THEY WERE PLAYING THE NUGGETS. 266 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:53,960 NO, THE WARRIORS GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS. >> WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT 267 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:58,331 >> THEY DIDN'T HAVE A CHAT >> WELL, HE CALLED YOU DID YOU ANSWER?. 268 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,800 >> Jimmy: YES I DID. >> AND WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> Jimmy: SO, WHAT HAPPENED WAS 269 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,336 I WENT - >> YOU'RE LYING. [ LAUGHTER ] 270 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:08,475 >> YEAH, HE'S LYING. >> HE'S LYING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 271 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,777 >> I FEEL LIKE I ALMOST -- >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS, AND DIP THIS IN A LITTLE 272 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:13,079 BIT MORE COFFEE AND LET YOU THINK. [ LAUGHTER ] 273 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,148 THINK IT OVER. >> OKAY. WHAT DO WE SAY 274 00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:18,118 WHAT DO WE SAY >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THAT >> ALL RIGHT 275 00:20:18,118 --> 00:20:22,822 TOGETHER >> Jimmy: IT IS A LIE, YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 276 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:28,261 [ DINGS * HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT 277 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:31,131 HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT >> HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT. >> Jimmy: HE WOULD NEVER DO 278 00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:32,866 THAT DURING A GAME, AND YOU KNEW IT. NOAH, IT'S YOUR TURN 279 00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:37,671 NOAH, WHICH ONE -- >> ONE >> OKAY, ONE 280 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,740 >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD WE GOT THIS. ENOLA, LET'S PUT YOUR DETECTIVE 281 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:44,444 SKILLS TO THE TEST >> I GUILT TRIPPED SHAWN MENDES INTO FOLLOWING ME BACK ON 282 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:49,149 INSTAGRAM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS SOMETHING YOU WOULD 283 00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:51,651 DO >> Jimmy: THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING. 284 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,621 WHEN IS THIS >> LIKE A YEAR OR TWO AGO. >> OKAY. 285 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:58,224 WHY DID YOU GUILT TRIP HIM HE DIDN'T WANT TO FOLLOW YOU >> WELL, HE FOLLOWED EVERYONE 286 00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:02,062 ELSE IN THE CAST EXCEPT ME >> Jimmy: SHAWN MENDES >> YEAH, HE FOLLOWED YOU, 287 00:21:02,062 --> 00:21:05,665 SADIE, GATEN, CALEB -- EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM 288 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:10,136 >> OH, HE'S BITTER THIS IS REAL >> I WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE HECK? 289 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,105 HE'S FOLLOWING EVERYONE BUT ME?" >> WHAT IS SHAWN MENDES' 290 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,175 PROBLEM? >> YOU'RE LYING. >> HE HAS BEEF WITH ME 291 00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:17,677 >> Jimmy: SO, HOW DID YOU GET AHOLD OF SHAWN MENDES? >> I DM'D HIM. 292 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,879 I WAS LIKE, "I'M LOW KEY OFFENDED WHY DO YOU FOLLOW EVERYONE." 293 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:22,615 >> DID YOU SAY YOU'RE LOW KEY OFFENDED DID YOU SEND THAT TO HIM 294 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,352 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T DM SOMEONE IF THEY DON'T FOLLOW YOU HE'S LYING 295 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:32,659 >> NO, NO, NO, JIMMY >> WHAT, JIMMY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 296 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:36,262 >> Jimmy: DID THAT JUST SHOW HOW OLD I AM >> HE SHOWED HIS AGE THERE 297 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:41,634 >> SYOUR HONOR >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO FOLLOW EACH OTHER TO DM. 298 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:46,973 >> NO! >> YOU CAN DM ANYBODY. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN DM ANYBODY 299 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:51,911 >> JIMMY, JIMMY, STOP. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU NEED TO STOP 300 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,614 >> Jimmy: I'M NOT EVEN ON -- I'M ON BE REAL NOW >> OH, HE'S SO HIP 301 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,649 >> Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN CARE. >> WHAT DID HE SAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT DID 302 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,351 MEN-MEN SAY? >> HE'S, SAID, "OH, WHAT'S UP, MAN. 303 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:01,721 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH." >> HE DOES SAY "WHAT'S UP MAN? HE DOES USE THE WORD MAN 304 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:04,457 HE'S LIKE, "HEY, MAN." HE'S CANADIAN. >> HE'S LIKE FELLOW CANADIAN 305 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:07,327 >> Jimmy: HE'S A VERY NICE GUY, SHAWN. >> OH, I'M SWEATING. 306 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,795 >> Jimmy: WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO SHAWN ON INSTAGRAM? 307 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:14,534 >> I CALLED HIM THE OTHER DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY - 308 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:18,238 THIS SUCH A LIE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S IT. 309 00:22:18,238 --> 00:22:21,841 IT'S OVER. IT'S OVER. >> IT'S A LIE. 310 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,276 >> Jimmy: YOU CALLED HIM THE OTHER DAY? WHY WOULD YOU CALL HIM IF YOU 311 00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:25,879 HAVE HIM IN DMs. I'M GOING TO SAY IT'S A LIE. >> IT'S A LIE. 312 00:22:25,879 --> 00:22:27,847 >> IT'S THE TRUTH. >> Jimmy: WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 313 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:33,753 [ BUZZER ] * WOW! 314 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:37,257 WOW! ACTING, ACTING MASTERMIND 315 00:22:37,257 --> 00:22:42,629 NOAH SCHNAPP >> OH, MY GOD! >> HE DID IT AGAIN 316 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,464 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MILLIE BOBBY BROWN, NOAH SCHNAPP 317 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:48,101 BRON-BRON, GIVE ME A CALL. WE'RE TALKING TO MILLIE AFTER THE BREAK. 318 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:51,271 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU, NOAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 319 00:22:51,271 --> 00:23:08,388 THANK YOU, NOAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 320 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,390 >> AND THEN OBVIOUSLY I JUST MET MARIAH 321 00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:13,727 I'M JUST LIKE, OH. WE CONNECTED LIKE IT WAS JUST A - 322 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,874 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS WHO YOU CAN SEE STARRING IN "ENOLA 323 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:32,379 HOLMES 2," WHICH PREMIERES ON NOVEMBER 4th ON NETFLIX. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME 324 00:23:32,379 --> 00:23:33,646 NOVEMBER 4th ON NETFLIX. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME MILLIE BOBBY BROWN 325 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:47,560 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 326 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:57,604 * >> Jimmy: COME ON. >> THANK YOU 327 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,372 >> Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU GOSH, THAT WAS SO FUN. 328 00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:01,875 >> OH, MY, ISN'T HE THE BEST >> Jimmy: THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER 329 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,543 IT'S WAS THE MOST FUN THING EVER I JUST LOVE HOW WE KNOW EACH 330 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:09,315 OTHER SO WELL, THAT YOU'RE LIKE, THAT'S VERY COOL BUT IT'S TOO COOL FOR YOU. 331 00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:12,452 [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU'RE RIGHT YOU'RE RIGHT 332 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,754 >> NO, I JUST -- I FEEL LIKE YOU AND NOAH, SAME PERSON TO ME 333 00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:22,529 YOU GUYS ARE THE SAME PERSON YOU GUYS HAVE THE SAME ENERGY, SAME VIBE. 334 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:27,100 NOAH'S NOT COOL ENOUGH TO GET A CALL FROM LeBRON JAMES HE'S NOT 335 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:30,837 >> Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT A PICTURE OF YOU AND EEYORE. >> YES 336 00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:36,609 THAT'S MY RABBIT [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: AND YOU THINK THIS IS 337 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:40,980 THE CUTEST THING EVER. BUT THEN YOU BROUGHT ANOTHER ONE TO TOP THIS CUTE 338 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,849 THIS IS YOU AND YOUR DOG AND YOUR BUNNY IN BED TOGETHER >> YES 339 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:44,584 HUGGING. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] YEAH 340 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,219 HE IS A GENIUS AND LIKE I SAID, HE BUZZES WHEN HE GETS REALLY HAPPY 341 00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:47,887 SO, HE'LL COME UP TO ME AND I'LL BE GOING TO WORK AND HE'LL LOOK AT ME 342 00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:50,290 AND I'LL BE LIKE, ALL RIGHT, LIKE, HE'S COMING WITH ME. I TAKE HIM OUT, PUT HIM IN THE 343 00:24:50,290 --> 00:24:56,830 STROLLER, PUSH HIM ON THE SET AND IT'S LIKE THE BEST LIFE. >> Jimmy: WAIT, I'M SORRY, YOU 344 00:24:56,830 --> 00:25:03,603 PUT HIM IN THE STROLLER? [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. 345 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:05,905 >> Jimmy: YOU PUT HIM IN THE STROLLER ON SET? YOU STROLL HIM ON SET? 346 00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:08,041 >> YES CAR SEAT AND ALL IT'S A SITUATION 347 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:10,944 YEAH >> Jimmy: WE TALKED ABOUT THIS LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW 348 00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:15,949 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IS THERE ANYONE SURPRISING THAT LOVES YOU FROM "STRANGER THINGS. 349 00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:19,119 YOU'RE LIKE, LOTS OF PEOPLE. IT'S CRAZY EVERYONE LOVES YOU AND LOVES 350 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,054 THE SHOW BUT MARIAH CAREY'S SON LOVED YOU SO MUCH AND MARIAH CAREY 351 00:25:21,054 --> 00:25:22,856 LOVES YOU, AND THEY CARVED YOU INTO A PUMPKIN >> YEAH, I SAW THIS AND 352 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:32,465 THOUGHT, OH -- AND BY THE WAY, LOVE MARIAH. BUT HER SON IS THE CUTEST THING 353 00:25:32,465 --> 00:25:34,567 EVER I'M LIKE, OH, I NEED TO MEET HER SON AND YOU KNOW, DO THE 354 00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:36,169 POSE AND MAKE HIM THINK THAT I HAVE SUPERPOWERS AND WE MET AND MONROE AND 355 00:25:36,169 --> 00:25:38,638 MOROCCO WHO ARE THE MOST BRILLIANT LITTLE CHILDREN. AND OBVIOUSLY, I JUST LIKE MET 356 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:44,377 MARIAH AND WAS LIKE, OH, WE CONNECTED. IT WAS JUST LIKE A - 357 00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:57,090 >> Jimmy: YOU CONNECTED WITH MARIAH CAREY >> YEAH, MIMI. 358 00:25:57,090 --> 00:26:01,227 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID MIMI EVER TEXT YOU? 359 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:04,164 >> WE TEXT TODAY OH, YEAH, HE CALLED ME TODAY OH, YEAH 360 00:26:04,164 --> 00:26:09,302 >> Jimmy: ARE WE STILL PLAYING THE GAME OR IS THIS REAL [ LAUGHTER ] 361 00:26:09,302 --> 00:26:11,037 >> NO, I -- THE REASON IS BECAUSE SHE GREW UP, YOU KNOW, IN THE PUBLIC EYE, AND WE HAVE 362 00:26:11,037 --> 00:26:17,043 CONNECTED JUST ON SO MANY DIFFERENT LEVELS BUT ALSO I LOVE THE WAY THAT 363 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:22,082 SHE LEADS HER LIFE WITH SO MUCH POWER. AND SHE HAS SO MUCH KNOWLEDGE, 364 00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:25,418 AND SHE'S SO WISE. AND SHE'S JUST BEEN AN INCREDIBLE GUIDING LIGHT FOR 365 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:31,257 ME AND THEN WE CONNECTED. AND THEN, I'LL GO OVER TO HER 366 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:36,062 HOUSE AND I'LL BE EATING DINNER AND SHE'LL COME AROUND AND BE LIKE - 367 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:40,066 [ HARMONIZING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, FOR REAL 368 00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:43,303 >> NO, IT'S A REAL THING IT'S NOT LIKE, PEOPLE ARE LIKE -- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO 369 00:26:43,303 --> 00:26:46,473 SHE DOES IT WHEN WE'RE EATING CHINESE FOOD [ LAUGHTER ] 370 00:26:46,473 --> 00:26:49,309 >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT >> IT'S WILD >> Jimmy: SHE'S COMING ON. 371 00:26:49,309 --> 00:26:51,077 I WANT TO TALK TO HER ABOUT THIS >> OH YEAH, BUT DON'T. 372 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:53,113 >> Jimmy: SHE'LL JUST DO IT? >> OH NO, SHE'LL JUST DO IT. AND SHE'LL JUST BE TALKING TO 373 00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:56,616 YOU AND SHE'LL BE LIKE - * ALWAYS BE MY BABY * 374 00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:59,085 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'LL BE LIKE, "YOU JUST SAID THAT?" 375 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:02,622 >> I'M LIKE, HOLD ON >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE BUDS? >> BUDS. 376 00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:06,126 >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER SING WITH HER? >> WE HAVE SUNG TOGETHER, YEAH, 377 00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:08,428 YEAH >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER FOR REAL - 378 00:27:08,428 --> 00:27:11,831 >> LIKE, IN HER STUDIO SUNG TOGETHER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 379 00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:14,100 >> Jimmy: WHAT >> YEAH! >> Jimmy: WAIT 380 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:18,471 IS THERE SOMETHING BE IN THE WORKS? >> POTENTIALLY 381 00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:20,573 I MEAN, THERE'S ALWAYS -- SHE'S ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING SHE'S, LIKE, THE BUSIEST WOMAN 382 00:27:20,573 --> 00:27:23,843 EVER I CALL HER AND SHE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF LIKE, CHANGING THE -- 383 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:29,416 HOLD ON ONE, CAN YOU TALK? ONE SECOND, DARLING, I'M PERFORMING AT MSG. 384 00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:31,584 I'M LIKE, I'M SORRY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> AND IT'S LIKE, CAN WE HANG 385 00:27:31,584 --> 00:27:33,253 OUT? AND THEN I'LL JUST GO OVER AND WE'LL SING TOGETHER. 386 00:27:33,253 --> 00:27:39,693 IT'S THE MOST MAGICAL. SHE IS THE MOST TALENTED SINGER EVER 387 00:27:39,693 --> 00:27:41,428 >> Jimmy: MARIAH CAREY AND MILLIE BOBBY BROWN, MAYBE A COLLAB 388 00:27:41,428 --> 00:27:45,765 >> POTENTIALLY, I DON'T KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE BIGGEST 389 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:51,171 SCOOP I'VE EVER GOTTEN ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" EVER I LOVE IT. 390 00:27:51,171 --> 00:27:54,674 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WOULD BUY THAT IN TWO SECONDS. 391 00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:56,943 I CANNOT WAIT. AGAIN, I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE CREDIT FOR ANYBODY'S CAREER 392 00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:58,712 BESIDES LeBRON JAMES, BUT WHEN YOU WERE HERE FOR THE "ENOLA HOLMES," THE FIRST ONE, I WENT 393 00:27:58,712 --> 00:28:07,454 IN THE DRESSING ROOM AND I WENT, MILLIE, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS 394 00:28:07,454 --> 00:28:10,390 IT IS A SMASH. IT IS A HIT. I THINK IT IS THE BEST 395 00:28:10,390 --> 00:28:12,325 AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH REALLY? AND IT BECAME THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD I FEEL LIKE 396 00:28:12,325 --> 00:28:16,529 BECAUSE I PUT THAT VIBE OUT THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 397 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:19,699 >> YOU MANIFESTED IT, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: I DID, RIGHT IT IS SO FUNNY 398 00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:23,303 IT IS SO GOOD. IT'S WELL WRITTEN. SO NOW YOU'RE BACK WITH TWO. 399 00:28:23,303 --> 00:28:26,239 >> I AM. >> Jimmy: "ENOLA HOLMES 2. >> I AM. 400 00:28:26,239 --> 00:28:28,775 >> Jimmy: NOVEMBER 4th, NEXT FRIDAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 401 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:31,811 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE PRODUCING THIS AS WELL 402 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:36,049 IT'S THE BEST THING EVER >> IT REALLY IS. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I HAVE 403 00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:41,321 BEEN WANTING TO DO SINCE I WAS LITTLE, I MEAN, 13, 14 I READ THE BOOK SERIES AND I 404 00:28:41,321 --> 00:28:45,225 WENT TO MY DAD AND I SAID, I WANTED TO MAKE IT. SO FOR ME, MY OLDER SISTER AND 405 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:47,060 I HAVE COLLABORATED ON THIS PROJECT AND MADE SURE IT CAME TO LIGHT IN THE MOST AUTHENTIC 406 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:52,932 AND BRITISH WAY AS POSSIBLE. AND, YOU KNOW, I NEVER HAD, GROWING UP, A FEMALE BRITISH 407 00:28:52,932 --> 00:28:55,702 LEAD TO LOOK UP TO AND ENOLA IS THAT FOR ME AND IT'S BEEN AN AMAZING 408 00:28:55,702 --> 00:29:00,674 EXPERIENCE CREATING IT >> Jimmy: WHAT CAN WE SAY? WHAT IS "ENOLA HOLMES 2. 409 00:29:00,674 --> 00:29:06,012 WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS MOVIE >> SO THIS TIME AROUND WE INDULGE IN A REAL STORY ABOUT 410 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:17,824 MATCHSTICK GIRLS AND IT'S A REAL STRIKE THAT WAS LED IN LATE 1800s BY SARAH CHAPMAN. 411 00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:19,592 AND WE GET TO REALLY THAT UNCOVER THE MYSTERY AS TO WHY THESE GIRLS WERE BEING TREATED 412 00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:27,133 SO BADLY >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSH IT I WANT TO SHOW EVERYBODY A 413 00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:28,768 A CLIP HERE'S MILLIE BOBBY BROWN IN "ENOLA HOLMES 2. 414 00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:29,402 HERE'S MILLIE BOBBY BROWN IN "ENOLA HOLMES 2. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 415 00:29:32,405 --> 00:29:35,208 UGH! >> MY MISTAKE. 416 00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:39,913 I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU I WAS OPENING IT >> DON'T 417 00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:50,090 NO * >> DARE I ASK? 418 00:29:50,090 --> 00:30:03,636 >> GOOD AFTERNOON. MAY I ASK A FAVOR? * 419 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:08,108 >> NEVER MIND. TELL ME EVERYTHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 420 00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:10,844 >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT MILLIE BOBBY BROWN, EVERYONE 421 00:30:10,844 --> 00:30:13,480 "ENOLA HOLMES 2" IS AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX NOVEMBER 4th. MICHAEL IMPERIOLI JOINS US 422 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:17,851 NEXT STICK AROUND HI, EEYORE, GO TO SLEEP! 423 00:30:17,851 --> 00:30:47,047 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN 424 00:30:47,047 --> 00:30:50,483 EMMY-WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE SECOND INSTALLMENT OF "THE WHITE LOTUS," WHICH RETURNS 425 00:30:50,483 --> 00:30:54,621 THIS SUNDAY AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO AND HBO MAX PLEASE WELCOME, 426 00:30:54,621 --> 00:30:56,890 ON HBO AND HBO MAX PLEASE WELCOME, MICHAEL IMPERIOLI. 427 00:30:58,058 --> 00:31:12,672 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 428 00:31:12,672 --> 00:31:16,876 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING 429 00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:21,414 HERE, BUD. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME >> Jimmy: "WHITE LOTUS" IS ONE 430 00:31:21,414 --> 00:31:23,917 OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE SEEN ON TV I LOVED IT SO MUCH 431 00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:26,553 I GO, OH MY GOSH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MIKE WHITE, BRILLIANT. 432 00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:30,156 BRILLIANTLY ACTED. THE WHOLE CAST IS ALL GREAT. AND NOW IT'S BACK FOR A SECOND 433 00:31:30,156 --> 00:31:32,559 INSTALLMENT. AND I COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER PERSON TO BE IN THE 434 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:38,264 CAST THAN YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO CRUSH IT HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED WITH 435 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:41,201 "WHITE LOTUS"? CAN YOU DESCRIBE WHAT THIS INSTALLMENT IS ABOUT 436 00:31:41,201 --> 00:31:44,704 >> THIS IS -- TAKES PLACE IN SICILY SO, WE WERE IN SICILY FOUR 437 00:31:44,704 --> 00:31:49,943 MONTHS, WHICH WAS A DREAM GIG. I PLAY A HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER WHO IS TAKING HIS ELDERLY FATHER 438 00:31:49,943 --> 00:31:55,181 AND SON BACK TO THE OLD COUNTRY TO RETRACE THEIR FAMILY HISTORY. 439 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:57,817 BUT HIS MARRIAGE IS FALLING APART BECAUSE OF SEXUAL COMPULSION, AND INFIDELITY, AND 440 00:31:57,817 --> 00:32:04,691 HIS WIFE WAS SUPPOSED TO COME AND SHE DIDN'T COME -- >> Jimmy: SHE DOESN'T COME TO 441 00:32:04,691 --> 00:32:08,862 THE WHITE LOTUS -- >> SHE DOESN'T COME ON VACATION AND I HAVE TO -- 442 00:32:08,862 --> 00:32:13,466 [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 443 00:32:13,466 --> 00:32:16,369 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO * THAT'S NOT WHAT HE -- HEY, HEY, 444 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:19,739 HEY. THAT'S NOT WHAT -- GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE -- THAT'S NOT 445 00:32:19,739 --> 00:32:22,642 WHAT I MEANT YOU GUYS -- THANK YOU. DOESN'T TRAVEL IS WHAT I MEANT 446 00:32:22,642 --> 00:32:25,078 >> DIDN'T ACCOMPANY ME ON THE TRIP >> Jimmy: YOUR ACTUAL WIFE, IN 447 00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:30,950 REAL LIFE, WAS WITH YOU. >> MY WIFE WAS WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME 448 00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:33,453 WE WERE LIVING AND WORKING IN THE SAN DOMENICO PALACE IN TAORMINA, SICILY, WHICH WAS 449 00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:44,264 REALLY FANTASTIC UNTIL ONE NIGHT WHEN IT WASN'T FANTASTIC BECAUSE I HAD TO SHOOT A SCENE 450 00:32:44,264 --> 00:32:47,000 WHERE MY CHARACTER HAS A MENAGE A TROIS IN A HOT TUB WITH TWO OF MY GREAT ITALIAN COSTARS, 451 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:57,177 SIMONA TABASCO AND BEATRICE GRANNO, WHO ARE FABULOUS ACTRESSES 452 00:32:57,177 --> 00:33:02,649 BUT, THIS IS WELL INTO THE SHOOT, AND IT'S -- YOU KNOW, WE WERE FRIENDS BY THAT POINT 453 00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:07,454 NOW WE'VE GOT TO DO THIS SEX SCENE IN A TUB SO, WE'RE DOING IT IN A BIG 454 00:33:07,454 --> 00:33:11,591 SUITE IN THE HOTEL, AND, YOU KNOW, MIKE'S SHOWING US HOW IT'S GOING TO WORK OUT 455 00:33:11,591 --> 00:33:15,328 AND WE GO OUT TO THE PATIO SO, YOU'LL COME OUT OF THE ROOM, AND YOU'LL GO IN THE HOT 456 00:33:15,328 --> 00:33:18,064 TUB, AND YOU'LL TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF. YOU KNOW 457 00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:24,938 AND I REALIZE, MY WIFE IS ASLEEP RIGHT ABOVE THIS -- [ LAUGHTER ] 458 00:33:24,938 --> 00:33:28,074 MY ROOM IS RIGHT ABOVE THIS HOT TUB. AND IF MY WIFE -- NOW, IT'S 459 00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:30,944 2:00 IN THE MORNING WE GO TO SHOOT THIS IF SHE WAKES UP, SHE'S GOING TO 460 00:33:30,944 --> 00:33:32,746 LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AND SEE ME PRETTY MUCH NAKED WITH MY TWO ITALIAN COSTARS MESSING AROUND 461 00:33:32,746 --> 00:33:40,787 IN A HOT TUB AND I GO -- I'M LIKE, OH, MY GOD. 462 00:33:40,787 --> 00:33:43,623 YOU KNOW, THESE SCENES ARE AWKWARD ENOUGH >> Jimmy: SURE, OF COURSE. 463 00:33:43,623 --> 00:33:48,128 >> NOW I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY WIFE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 464 00:33:48,128 --> 00:33:52,699 I'M LIKE, MIKE, YOU KNOW HOT TUB? I DON'T THINK DOMINIC'S A HOT 465 00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:55,769 TUB GUY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK HE'S A GUY 466 00:33:55,769 --> 00:33:59,372 WHO HAS SEX WITH HIS CLOTHES ON [ LAUGHTER ] 467 00:33:59,372 --> 00:34:02,442 >> LOOK AT THAT BED. IT'S A BIG KING SIZE - "NO, NO, NO. 468 00:34:02,442 --> 00:34:05,612 YOU'LL COME OUT, YOU GET IN THE HOT TUB. IT'LL BE FUN 469 00:34:05,612 --> 00:34:07,347 WE'LL GO -- WE'LL PUT THE MUSIC ON --" "MUSIC 470 00:34:07,347 --> 00:34:09,482 NO, WHAT MUSIC." [ LAUGHTER ] "NO, WE GOT SOME HOUSE MUSIC -- 471 00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:12,485 THE GIRL --" I SAID, "NO, MIKE. WE CAN'T HAVE MUSIC. 472 00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:15,221 THERE'S PEOPLE SLEEPING RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 473 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:18,391 CAN'T HAVE LOUD MUSIC -- NOBODY CARES IT'S JUST US IN HERE 474 00:34:18,391 --> 00:34:21,161 SO, WE DO THE SCENE. I'M LIKE, LOOKING UP -- YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING A LAMP IS 475 00:34:21,161 --> 00:34:25,832 GOING TO SOME SAILING DOWN FROM THE WINDOW LUCKILY, WE GOT THROUGH IT 476 00:34:25,832 --> 00:34:29,436 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. GOOD GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD 477 00:34:29,436 --> 00:34:31,304 >> BUT THEN I'M THINKING, OH, WAIT, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE A SCENE BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THE 478 00:34:31,304 --> 00:34:35,241 CREW BY NOW. WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE TOGETHER. SHE'S WAITING FOR ME TO GET 479 00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:39,079 UPSTAIRS [ LAUGHTER ] SO NOW IT'S 5:00 IN THE 480 00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:45,485 MORNING. I GO IN THE ROOM, IT'S ALL QUIET. 481 00:34:45,485 --> 00:34:47,287 YOU KNOW, I GO BRUSH MY TEETH, COME INTO BED. SHE WAKES UP, SHE GOES, "HOW 482 00:34:47,287 --> 00:34:52,826 WAS IT TONIGHT?" I'M LIKE, NOW, SHOULD I PLAY THIS -- I'M PLAYING IT COOL. 483 00:34:52,826 --> 00:34:55,895 IT WAS OKAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS FINE. >> IT WAS OKAY 484 00:34:55,895 --> 00:34:57,864 IT WAS A LONG NIGHT. YEAH, YOU KNOW IT WAS KIND OF LONG. 485 00:34:57,864 --> 00:35:03,103 >> Jimmy: IT WAS WORK. >> YOU TIRED YEAH, I'M PRETTY TIRED 486 00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:05,839 WAS IT HARD? NO ABSOLUTELY NOT 487 00:35:05,839 --> 00:35:09,042 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * I SWEAR. 488 00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:12,078 I SWEAR. >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY NOT >> I SWEAR ON THE KIDS 489 00:35:12,078 --> 00:35:15,382 AND SHE'S LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE A 490 00:35:15,382 --> 00:35:18,084 A CLIP -- IT'S NOT THAT CLIP [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HERE'S A CLIP. 491 00:35:18,084 --> 00:35:20,687 HERE'S MICHAEL IMPERIOLI IN "THE WHITE LOTUS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 492 00:35:26,793 --> 00:35:31,097 NONA, FELL BY THE POOL >> WHAT? >> HE'S FINE, BUT I THINK HE 493 00:35:31,097 --> 00:35:37,070 HIT HIS HEAD HE COULD HAVE A CONCUSSION I'M THINKING SOMEONE SHOULD 494 00:35:37,070 --> 00:35:40,173 SLEEP WITH HIM TONIGHT, KEEP AN EYE ON HIM >> YEAH, GOOD IDEA 495 00:35:40,173 --> 00:35:46,513 WE'LL PUT HIM IN YOUR ROOM I GOT WORK STUFF ELLIE WILL STILL BE UP 496 00:35:46,513 --> 00:35:49,215 I'M GOING TO BE UP AND AROUND ALL NIGHT. SO, LET'S JUST -- WE'LL PUT HIM 497 00:35:49,215 --> 00:35:52,952 IN YOUR ROOM, OKAY >> OKAY. >> ANYTHING ELSE 498 00:35:52,952 --> 00:35:56,756 >> NO. >> WHAT DO YOU SAY DINNER AT 8:00 499 00:35:56,756 --> 00:36:02,128 >> YEAH, SURE. >> ALL RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 500 00:36:02,128 --> 00:36:04,431 >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING BY, BUDDY. MICHAEL IMPERIOLI. 501 00:36:04,431 --> 00:36:06,733 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE WHITE LOTUS" RETURNS WITH A SECOND INSTALLMENT THIS 502 00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:08,802 SUNDAY AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO AND HBO MAX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 503 00:36:08,802 --> 00:36:13,073 A PERFORMANCE FROM TEGAN AND SARA STICK AROUND 504 00:36:13,073 --> 00:36:35,662 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "I CAN'T 505 00:36:35,662 --> 00:36:41,167 GROW UP" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "CRYBABY," GIVE IT UP FOR TEGAN AND SARA 506 00:36:56,082 --> 00:37:00,320 * GIMME GIMME ALL OF YOUR LOVE AND THEN BREAK IT OFF CAN YOU EVEN LIVE WITH 507 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:08,628 YOURSELF GET ME * * GET ME UNDER YOUR SPELL WHY DOES IT TURN YOU O 508 00:37:08,628 --> 00:37:12,565 PUT ME BACK UNDER THE * * SHELF TAKE ME TO TH EDGE WANT THE MAXIMU 509 00:37:12,565 --> 00:37:15,301 YOU'RE ALWAYS KISS KISS * * KISSING ME OF SO LEMME LEMME GET 510 00:37:15,301 --> 00:37:17,604 WHAT I WANT AND WHEN * * YOU BREAK IT OF GET ME UP AND BACK 511 00:37:17,604 --> 00:37:19,673 TO THE START * * 'CAUSE I CAN'T GROW GIMME GIMME AL 512 00:37:19,673 --> 00:37:28,048 OF YOUR LOVE * * GIMME GIMME ALL OF YOUR LOVE 513 00:37:28,048 --> 00:37:33,219 GIMME GIMME ALL * * OF YOUR LOV GIMME GIMME AL 514 00:37:33,219 --> 00:37:43,830 OF YOUR LOVE * * HOW DO I KNOW WHE IT'S TIME TO LET G 515 00:37:43,830 --> 00:37:50,837 HOW DO I LOVE WHEN * * IT'S TIME TO LET GO GOT ME GOT ME FEELIN 516 00:37:50,837 --> 00:37:54,641 INSANE YOU SPIN ME ROUND * * AGAIN TWIST MY HEAD UNTIL YOU HEAR POP 517 00:37:54,641 --> 00:37:58,144 GET ME GET ME * * UNDER YOUR THUM DOES IT TURN YOU O 518 00:37:58,144 --> 00:38:00,880 TO HEAR ME JUST * * TELLING YOU STO HANGING BY A THREA 519 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:04,718 WANT THE MAXIMUM * * YOU'RE ALWAYS CUT CUT CUTTING ME OFF 520 00:38:04,718 --> 00:38:08,188 SO LEMME LEMME GET * * WHAT I WANT AND WHE YOU BREAK IT OFF 521 00:38:08,188 --> 00:38:10,924 GET ME UP AND BACK * * TO THE STAR CAUSE I CAN'T GROW 522 00:38:10,924 --> 00:38:19,232 GIMME GIMME ALL * * OF YOUR LOV GIMME GIMME AL 523 00:38:19,232 --> 00:38:26,339 OF YOUR LOVE * * HOW DO I KNOW WHE IT'S TIME TO LET G 524 00:38:26,339 --> 00:38:43,189 HOW DO I LOVE WHEN * * IT'S TIME TO LET GO * 525 00:38:43,189 --> 00:38:49,195 BOOMERANG TAKING MY HEAD * * OFF A HITMAN TAKING M LAST BREATH SINKING FANG 526 00:38:49,195 --> 00:38:53,333 INTO MY THROAT * * YOU'RE A HANGMA KILLING MY HOP 527 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:57,504 OH A BOOMERANG * * TAKING MY HEAD OF A HITMAN TAKING MY 528 00:38:57,504 --> 00:39:02,208 LAST BREATH SINKING FANGS * * INTO MY THROA YOU'RE A HANGMAN 529 00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:10,417 HOW DO I KNOW WHEN * * IT'S TIME TO LET GO HOW DO I LOVE WHEN 530 00:39:10,417 --> 00:39:20,026 IT'S TIME TO LET GO * * HOW DO I KNOW WHE IT'S TIME TO LET G 531 00:39:20,026 --> 00:39:26,032 HOW DO I LOVE WHEN * * IT'S TIME TO LET GO CAUSE I CAN'T GROW 532 00:39:26,032 --> 00:39:31,071 GIMME GIMME ALL * * OF YOUR LOV CAUSE I CAN'T GROW 533 00:39:31,071 --> 00:39:36,076 GIMME GIMME ALL * * OF YOUR LOV CAUSE I CAN'T GROW 534 00:39:36,076 --> 00:39:41,781 GIMME GIMME ALL * * OF YOUR LOV CAUSE I CAN'T GROW 535 00:39:41,781 --> 00:39:47,120 GIMME GIMME ALL * * OF YOUR LOV CAUSE I CAN'T GROW 536 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:56,096 GIMME GIMME ALL * * OF YOUR LOV [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 537 00:39:56,096 --> 00:39:58,598 >> Jimmy: YES! THAT IS EXACTLY HOW YOU DO IT. THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT 538 00:39:58,598 --> 00:40:02,102 THERE. OH, MY GOD I LOVE THAT! 539 00:40:02,102 --> 00:40:07,140 TEGAN AND SARA CATCH THEIR NEW SHOW "HIGH SCHOOL" ON AMAZON FREEVE 540 00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:28,294 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 541 00:40:28,294 --> 00:40:30,864 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MILLIE BOBBY BROWN, MICHAEL IMPERIOLI, 542 00:40:30,864 --> 00:40:34,534 NOAH SCHNAPP, TEGAN AND SARA, EVERYBODY! AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM 543 00:40:34,534 --> 00:40:38,338 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 544 00:40:38,338 --> 00:40:42,842 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY, BYE-BYE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 545 00:40:42,842 --> 00:40:45,545 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY, BYE-BYE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *