>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MILLIE BOBBY BROWN
MICHAEL IMPERIOLI, MUSICAL GUEST, TEGAN AND SARA. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1734 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
COME ON, NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. OH, I LOVE YOU ENJOY YOURSELF, ENJOY YOURSELF
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GUYS, I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS
FROM THE MEGA HIT SHOW, "STRANGER THINGS," MILLIE BOBBY BROWN IS MY GUEST,
TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY FAV
WELL, SPEAKING OF "STRANGER THINGS," KANYE WEST IS IN THE NEWS
[ LAUGHTER ] AFTER LOSING HIS DEAL WITH ADIDAS, KANYE SHOWED UP
UNANNOUNCED, YESTERDAY, AT SKECHERS HEADQUARTERS AND WAS ESCORTED OUT
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S TOO BAD, 'CAUSE IF THERE'S ONE COMPANY THAT CAN
HELP HIM SHAPE UP, IT'S SKECHERS YOU KNOW, YOU'D THINK --
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, WHEN KANYE SHOWED UP, THE CEO SAID, "CALL SECURITY."
AND HIS ASSISTANT WAS LIKE, "THIS IS SKECHERS. WE DON'T HAVE SECURITY."
[ LAUGHTER ] I FEEL LIKE PRETTY SOON KANYE IS GOING TO HIT UP WHOEVER
MAKES THOSE FREE PAPER SANDALS AFTER YOU GET A PEDICURE [ LAUGHTER ]
SPEAKING OF "STRANGER THINGS," ELON MUSK IS IN THE NEWS ELON MUSK IS CLOSE TO BUYING
TWITTER, AND, YESTERDAY, HE WALKED INTO THEIR HEADQUARTERS CARRYING A SINK JUST SO THAT HE
COULD TWEET -- THIS IS REAL -- "ENTERING TWITTER HQ LET THAT SINK IN."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: THAT PUN COST HIM
$44 BILLION. WORTH IT I THINK SO
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT KANYE MADE THE MOST BIZARRE ENTRANCE, ELON WAS LIKE, "HOLD MY SINK."
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WELL, YOU GUYS, HALLOWEEN IS
JUST A FEW DAYS AWAY YOU EXCITED ABOUT HALLOWEEN? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I READ THAT THE TOP THREE CANDIES IN THE U.S. ARE REESE'S, SKITTLES, AND M&M'S
THOSE ARE ALL PRETTY SOLID TARIQ, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CANDY?
>> Tariq: MINE I LIKE JUNIOR MINTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SWEDISH FISH >> Tariq: NAH BISH >> Jimmy: WAX LIPS
>> Tariq: GOES TO MY HIPS. >> Jimmy: STARBURST? >> Tariq: COULD BE WORSE
>> Jimmy: NOW AND LATER? >> Tariq: I AIN'T A HATER. >> Jimmy: MIKE AND IKE
>> Tariq: I DO NOT LIKE. >> Jimmy: RAISINETS? >> Tariq: I WOULD NOT GET.
>> Jimmy: RED VINES? >> Tariq: ALWAYS DIVINE. >> Jimmy: LIFE SAVERS?
>> Tariq: EVERY FLAVOR >> Jimmy: BIT-O-HONEY? >> Tariq: HA-HA, YOU'RE FUNNY.
>> Jimmy: DUM DUMS >> Tariq: YUM, YUM, YUM. >> Jimmy: JUJUBES?
>> Tariq: BITCH PLEASE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GOO GOO CLUSTER?
>> Tariq: HELL YEAH, MOTHER [ BLEEP ]. >> Jimmy: COTTON CANDY
>> Tariq: SWEETIE GO >> Together: LET ME SEE THAT TOOTSIE ROLL
* TOOTSIE ROL TOOTSIE ROLL * * TOOTSIE ROL
* LET ME SEE THAT TOOTSIE ROLL * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: THAT WAS JUST -- >> Jimmy: SWITCHING GEARS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AFTER FINISHING THEIR ANNUAL NUCLEAR EXERCISES, TODAY, VLADIMIR PUTIN SAID THAT
RUSSIA WOULD NOT USE NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN UKRAINE PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "OKAY, BUT
WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER COUNTRIES? [ LAUGHTER ]
GUYS, OF COURSE, IT'S ELECTION SEASON, AND THERE'S A WEIRD STORY FROM PENNSYLVANIA.
APPARENTLY, A DEMOCRAT NAMED MIKE DOYLE IS RETIRING FROM CONGRESS, AND THE REPUBLICAN
CANDIDATE TO REPLACE HIM IS ACTUALLY NAMED MIKE DOYLE. WHILE THE OUTGOING DEMOCRAT,
MIKE DOYLE, DOESN'T WANT THE REPUBLICAN, MIKE DOYLE, TO WIN HIS SEAT, SO HE JUST RELEASED
THIS AD. TAKE A LOOK.
APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
>> MIKE DOYLE SAYS HE'LL TAKE CARE OF PENNSYLVANIA VOTERS, BUT CAN WE REALLY TRUST SOMEONE
LIKE MIKE DOYLE? >> HI, I'M MIKE DOYLE, AND I'M A NAME YOU CAN TRUST, UNLIKE
MIKE DOYLE SO, LISTEN TO ME, MIKE DOYLE, AND STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM
MIKE DOYLE ON ELECTION DAY, DON'T VOTE FOR THIS MAN, MIKE DOYLE -- NO,
WAIT THAT'S ME. AVOID THIS THIS GUY.
WAIT, IS THAT ME OR HIM? [ BLEEP ] I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.
>> THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM THE MIKE DOYLE AGAINST MIKE DOYLE PAC
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MIKE DOYLE, MIKE DOYLE
WELL, GET THIS GUYS, I HEARD THAT PFIZER IS BEING INVESTIGATED FOR ALLEGEDLY
HIDING MORE THAN A BILLION DOLLARS IN PROFIT BY TRANSFERRING MONEY TO OTHER
COUNTRIES. YEAH, NOT GOOD WELL, IN RESPONSE, PFIZER WENT
AHEAD AND RELEASED THIS STATEMENT. AND THEY SAID, "PFIZER IS NFOT
GFUILTY OF THFESE CHFARGES AND WILL OPPFOSE THEM IN CFOURT! UNFTIL THEN, STFAY SFAFE AND
RFEMEMBER TO GFET VFACINATED NOT MOFDERNA PFFIZIFERF
PFIGHT ME! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SOUNDS SERIOUS
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: PFIGHT PFIGHT -- PFIGHTING, SORRY,
YEAH WELL, SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. HENRY CAVILL SAYS THAT IN HIS
NEXT PERFORMANCE AS SUPERMAN, HE'LL BE PLAYING A, QUOTE, "ENORMOUSLY JOYFUL SUPERMAN.
ENORMOUSLY JOYFUL SUPERMAN WE ACTUALLY HAVE AN EARLY CLIP OF ENORMOUSLY JOYFUL SUPERMAN.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND OUT WHERE I HANG MY CAPE
YOU WON'T. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LOOKS GOOD
I CAN'T WAIT >> Steve: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT
>> Jimmy: YEAH I SAW A NEW REPORT THAT SAYS THAT PEOPLE SHOULD NOT RAKE ALL
THE LEAVES OUT OF THEIR YARD BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY BETTER FOR YOUR LAWN'S HEALTH
SO, I THINK WITH THAT IN MIND, IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO MY RAKE
RAKE, ARE YOU THERE? * >> A LIFETIME OF AUTUMNS
TOGETHER AND THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT I'M FIRED. >> Jimmy: COME ON, RAKE, DON'T
THINK OF IT AS FIRED THINK OF IT AS RETIRING. YOU CAN NOW DO ANYTHING YOU
WANT >> MAN, I WANT TO RAKE LEAVES. FALL IS MY WHOLE PERSONALITY
>> Jimmy: LOOK, YOUR FUTURE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE SPRING
WHEN IT'S TIME TO CLEAR THE FLOWER BEDS. >> YOU'RE RIGHT, JIMMY
HEY, WE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES, THOUGH REMEMBER HIGH SCHOOL
I USED TO HANG OUT WITH YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WATCHING YOU GUYS PLAY HOOPS
HOPING YOU'D TAKE A RAKE BREAK [ LAUGHTER ] WHO WAS THAT GUY THAT USED TO
POUR OUT HALF HIS GATORADE THEN FILL THE EMPTY HALF WITH YOO-HOO AND CALL IT GATOR-HOO?
[ LAUGHTER ] ED ZIPPERTON MAN, THAT GUY WAS COOL
HE PANTSED ME AT PROM WHILE I WAS DANCING ALONE TO "LADY IN RED.
IT WAS THE PART WHERE IT GOES - * THE LADY IN RED
>> Jimmy: YEAH WOW. * IS DANCING WITH M
CHEEK TO CHEEK * THEN SHOOT, THAT'S THE SOUND OF MY PANTS GOING DOWN.
AND THE WORST PART IS, MY PANTS GOT CAUGHT ON MY PROM BOOTS. YEAH, THE TUXEDO RENTAL MAN AT
THE MALL TRICKED ME INTO PAYING EXTRA FOR SOMETHING CALLED PROM BOOTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY WERE JUST DR. MARTENS THAT HE SPRAY PAINTED BRIGHT GREEN.
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, WAIT I FORGOT
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THE VOICE OF A RAKE. [ LAUGHTER ]
NOT RECITING A PAGE FROM MY DIARY. >> THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER
EDITION OF "MAKING JAMES READ LINES HE'S NEVER SEEN BEFORE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MISS THAT RAKE [ LAUGHTER ]
GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS A NEW STUDY FOUND THAT IN THE U.S., DELI MEAT IS LINKED TO
MORE THAN 90% OF ALL LISTERIA CASES. RIGHT NOW, THE CEO OF BLIMPIE
IS LIKE, "WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR USING REAL MEAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, GUYS, THIS IS VERY INTERESTING. A NEW SURVEY FOUND THAT YOU CAN
HAVE THE BEST CHANCE OF SURVIVING A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IN FLORIDA
I WONDER WHY THAT IS >> Tariq: BECAUSE EVEN ZOMBIES ARE TOO AFRAID TO VISIT
FLORIDA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT?
NO YOU KNOW WHAT? NO
I'M TIRED OF ALL THE FLORIDA SLANDER. WE ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF FLORIDA,
BUT I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN IT'S A GREAT STATE FULL OF GREAT PEOPLE
A FLORIDA MAN IS ACCUSED OF SPIKING HIS COWORKERS DRINK WITH BLEACH.
>> Tariq: SEE, FLORIDA IS SCARY DUDE >> Jimmy: COME ON, I'M SURE HE
HAD A PERFECTLY GOOD REASON.
SAYING HE WANTED TO GET BACK AT HIS COWORKER FOR, QUOTE, BEING
DIFFICULT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: BEING DIFFICULT?
>> Jimmy: THAT'S ONE GUY IT'S A RANDOM WORKPLACE INCIDENT
NOT EVERYONE IN FLORIDA IS CHASING PEOPLE AROUND TRYING TO HURT THEM.
CHASING TWO PEOPLE WITH KNIVES >> Tariq: YOU'RE DONE. YOU'RE DONE, MAN
CASE CLOSED. >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- IT WAS JUST ONLY A KNIFE
THE KNIVES HE ALSO GRABBED AN AXE >> Tariq: I'M TELLING YOU, MAN,
FLORIDA IS SCARY >> Jimmy: THAT'S A FLUKE BETWEEN A FEW PEOPLE
IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS KNOCKING ON DOORS IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING WHILE WIELDING A
A MACHETE.
>> A MAN IN A SOUTH FLORIDA NEIGHBORHOOD KNOCKING ON DOORS
IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING WHILE WIELDING A MACHETE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: COME ON. >> Jimmy: LOOK, AT LEAST THEY'RE KEEPING IT WITHIN STATE
LINES. YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE COMING TO YOUR HOUSE AND
STEALING THE FOOD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
>> THREE FLORIDA MEN WERE
ARRESTED IN A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR THEFT RING OF STOLEN MEAT ACROSS THE MIDWEST.
>> Tariq: WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE THIS TIME? >> Jimmy: MAYBE THEY WERE --
THEY WERE GIVING THE FOOD TO THE NEEDY.
MEAT ON THE BLACK MARKET
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING
ELSE I'M NOT -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FINALLY, ESSENTIA WATER HAS TEAMED UP WITH A BOXED WINE COMPANY TO SELL WATER AND WINE
IN ONE BOX LOOK AT THIS YEAH
IN A RELATED STORY, THEY'RE CURRENTLY BEING SUED BY JESUS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT!
YOU KNOW HER, YOU LOVE HER FROM "STRANGER THINGS." NOW SHE'S STARRING IN
"ENOLA HOLMES 2," WHICH PREMIERES NOVEMBER 4th ON NETFLIX.
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "ENOLA HOLMES 2.
PLUS, HE STARS IN THE SECOND INSTALLMENT OF "THE WHITE LOTUS," WHICH RETURNS THIS
SUNDAY ON HBO AND HBO MAX. MICHAEL IMPERIOLI IS ON THE SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
TEGAN AND SARA, TONIGHT. OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"CRYBABY." GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS.
HERE WE GO
HASHTAGS * >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING
EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG, AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC
THIS WEEK I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG, #LASTMINUTECOSTUME, AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO
DESCRIBE YOUR BEST LAST-MINUTE HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA, IN CASE PEOPLE NEED ONE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S COMING UP YEAH WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A
A TRENDING TOPIC SO, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE LAST-MINUTE
COSTUME TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS HERE WE GO
FIRST ONE'S FROM @RYANBARTHOLOMEE HE SAYS, "DRESS FORMALLY AND
WRITE 'APOLOGY' ON A NAME TAG TO BECOME A FORMAL APOLOGY." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S A GREAT ONE THIS ONE'S FROM @EDDIELOVESTOAST
YEAH, WE'VE -- WE'VE HEARD FROM HIM BEFORE, YEAH HE SAYS, "I PARTED MY HAIR ON
THE OTHER SIDE AND TOLD PEOPLE I WAS MY OWN REFLECTION. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
PRETTY GOOD. THIS ONE'S FROM @MINNIYAR. THEY SAY, "TAPE LEAVES TO
YOURSELF AND GO AS AUTUMN. AND IF YOU TRIP, YOU'RE FALL TOO.
LEVELS LEVEL. THIS ONE'S @HALEYZIOMEK.
SHE SAYS, "I'M A REDHEAD, SO ONE YEAR I TAPED SLICES OF BREAD TO MYSELF, WORE A PAPER
MUSTACHE, AND I WAS THE GINGERBREAD MAN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
GINGERBREAD MAN. THIS ONE'S FROM @SAMMI051285 SHE SAYS, "I PUT AN EMPTY
WALMART BOX ON MY SON'S HEAD AND CALLED HIM STEVE FROM MINECRAFT.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ROUGH THIS ONE'S FROM @TRAVISHENRY
HE SAYS, "I WENT AS A FORMER GIFTED AND TALENTED STUDENT. I JUST WORE NORMAL CLOTHES AND
WHEN PEOPLE ASKED WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE, I JUST ANSWERED, 'I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
A LOT OF THINGS.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: NICE
>> Jimmy: I LIKE THIS ONE. THIS ONE'S FROM @DILLONMTHOMAS HE SAYS, "ONE YEAR, MY FAMILY
FORGOT ABOUT A COSTUME PARTY MY DAD THREW AN OVERSIZED JACKET, SHIRT, TIE, HAT, AND
CAMERA ON ME SAID I WAS A JOURNALIST. I HATED IT
SO EMBARRASSED TO BE SUCH A LAME, LAST-MINUTE COSTUME. 15 YEARS LATER, I BECAME A
A JOURNALIST." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SELF-FULFILLING COSTUME.
THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY. CONGRATULATIONS, DILLON. THIS LAST ONE IS FROM
@RENEEJORDAN78 SHE SAYS, "GLUED A BUNCH OF PEEPS TO AN OLD T-SHIRT, TOLD
EVERYONE I WAS A CHICK MAGNET. THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO
TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'RE PLAYING "TRUE CONFESSIONS" WHEN WE COME BACK
SPECIAL GUEST, COME BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: LeBRON JAMES CALLED ME FROM THE COURT DURING A A GAME
>> THAT'S SO COOL. >> THAT'S REALLY COOL.
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." IT IS TIME TO PLAY A GAME OF
DECEPTION CALLED "TRUE CONFESSIONS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY FIRST OPPONENT TONIGHT IS AN INCREDIBLY
TALENTED ACTRESS WHOSE NEW MOVIE "ENOLA HOLMES 2" COMES OUT ON NETFLIX NOVEMBER 4th.
PLEASE WELCOME MILLIE BOBBY BROWN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* PERFECT. THAT'S MILLIE BOBBY BROWN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MILLIE, NICE YOU CAME RIGHT IN THERE.
MILLIE AND I WILL BE FACING OFF AGAINST ONE OF HER COSTARS ON "STRANGER THINGS."
PLEASE WELCOME, THE ONE AND ONLY, NOAH SCHNAPP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* DON'T GET SCOLDED BY THE COFFEE
YOU OKAY YOU CAME IN HOT, BUDDY WOW.
>> I DID NOT EXPECT THAT >> Jimmy: CAME IN HOT. ALL RIGHT, PERFECT
HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. >> I'M SO SORRY. >> Jimmy: IT'S TOO LATE NOW.
>> ONLY NOAH >> Jimmy: IN FRONT OF EACH OF US -
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IN FRONT OF EACH OF US ARE TWO ENVELOPES CONTAINING
CONFESSIONS. ONE IS TRUE. THE OTHER IS A LIE
ONCE YOU READ YOUR CONFESSION, THE OTHER TWO PLAYERS GET TO INTERROGATE YOU.
THEN YOU HAVE TO COME TO A A UNANIMOUS DECISION IS IT A TRUTH OR A LIE
MILLIE, YOU'RE GOING TO GO FIRST? WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD SHE OPEN
WHAT DO YOU THINK? ONE OR TWO >> OH, WE PICK
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OR THE AUDIENCE PICKS. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> TWO [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING >> TWO
>> Jimmy: EVERYONE SAID TWO. I DON'T KNOW WHY I SNEAK MY PET BUNNY INTO
HOTELS * >> I THINK THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT
COULD BE REAL. >> Jimmy: WHY WOULD YOU SNEAK YOUR BUNNY
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST CHECK IT IN >> MILLIE IS, LIKE, OBSESSED WITH ANIMALS
>> BECAUSE USUALLY THEY LET IN DOGS AND CATS, BUT PROBABLY NOT RABBIT
YOU KNOW MIGHT BECOME AN ISSUE. >> Jimmy: FEELS LIKE YOU WOULD
KNOW IT'S AN ISSUE, RIGHT, IF YOU ALREADY -- IF YOU TRIED -- >> I FEEL LIKE MILLIE, THOUGH,
WOULDN'T BE SNEAKY ABOUT IT. SHE WOULD JUST WALK IN >> Jimmy: BECAUSE SHE JUST
LOVES ANIMALS. YEAH, SHE WOULD JUST WALK IN AND SAY, "I HAVE MY BUNNY WITH
ME." >> YEAH, SHE WOULDN'T CARE >> Jimmy: EVERYONE LOVES YOU
EVERYONE WOULD LET YOU IN WITH ANYTHING YOU COULD COME IN WITH A CHAIN
SAW. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH, I'M GOING
TO GO TO MY ROOM WITH A CHAINSAW." I GO, "MILLIE, COME ON IN, WE
LOVE YOU." >> YEAH, MAYBE >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK --
>> I'M SAYING LIE. >> BUT THEN I'VE GOT TO PAY A DEPOSIT IF HE DOES SOMETHING,
RIGHT? IT'S LIKE, EWW, DO I REALLY WANT TO DO THAT?
NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW
>> SHE'S SO LYING. ARE YOU KIDDING ME SHE'S SUCH A LIAR.
>> Jimmy: WHY WOULD YOU STAY IN A HOTEL? DON'T YOU LIVE IN ENGLAND?
>> I DO, BUT I WAS FILMING IN THE CITY >> I KNOW WHEN SHE'S ACTING.
THIS IS A LIE. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A TOTAL, COMPLETE, ABSOLUTE LIE
NO, YOU CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE THIS THIS IS SUCH A LIE
TELL US RIGHT NOW. TRUTH OR LIE >> IT'S THE TRUTH.
>> Jimmy: NO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ BUZZER ]
* >> YOU GUYS! >> Jimmy: YOU PLAYED US.
>> WHY DID I COME HERE >> Jimmy: YOU PLAYED US LIKE A A DECK OF CARDS.
>> WAIT, I SAID TRUE FROM THE BEGINNING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DID SAY.
>> I KNEW IT MY INSTINCT SAID TRUE. >> YEAH, NO.
IT'S A TRUE STORY. IT DID BECOME AN ISSUE LIKE, THE GUY --
>> Jimmy: DID THEY FIND IT >> THEY DID. I WENT INTO THE ELEVATOR, AND I
PUT HIM UNDER MY SWEATER AND IF THEY ASK, "I'M BREAST FEEDING MY CHILD," IF THEY EVER
ASK ME "THAT'S SO INAPPROPRIATE, WHERE'S YOUR HR LADY?"
ANYWAYS, AND THEN, HE BUZZES WHEN HE GETS REALLY HAPPY. AND HE WAS BUZZING UNDER MY
SHIRT. AND HIS EAR CAME OUT OF MY SHIRT.
AND THE GUY LOOKS, AND I WENT, "LOOK AWAY." [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I PUT ON MY DO NOT DISTURB SIGN ON MY DOOR FOR, LIKE, FIVE DAYS
>> Jimmy: YOU DID GET AWAY WITH IT >> I DID, I DID.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. GOOD JOB, CONGRATS GOOD ON YOU.
YOU GOT POINTS FOR THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S MY TURN
WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD I OPEN >> TWO [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING
>> ONE >> Jimmy: ONE. >> ONE
>> Jimmy: WE'LL GO WITH ONE. >> OKAY.
BE CAREFUL BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE THROUGH -- OH, IT
DOESN'T MATTER IT DOESN'T MATTER. I GOT WORRIED.
>> Jimmy: LeBRON JAMES CALLED ME FROM THE COURT DURING A A GAME
>> THAT'S SO COOL. >> THAT'S REALLY COOL. I THINK IT'S ALMOST TOO COOL --
FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: FOR ME [ LAUGHTER ]
"IT'S ALMOST TOO COOL, FOR YOU. >> OKAY.
WHEN >> Jimmy: THIS WAS ABOUT FOUR YEARS AGO.
>> WHO WERE THEY PLAYING >> Jimmy: THEY WERE PLAYING THE NUGGETS.
NO, THE WARRIORS GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS. >> WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT
>> THEY DIDN'T HAVE A CHAT >> WELL, HE CALLED YOU DID YOU ANSWER?.
>> Jimmy: YES I DID. >> AND WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> Jimmy: SO, WHAT HAPPENED WAS
I WENT - >> YOU'RE LYING. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, HE'S LYING. >> HE'S LYING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> I FEEL LIKE I ALMOST -- >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS, AND DIP THIS IN A LITTLE
BIT MORE COFFEE AND LET YOU THINK. [ LAUGHTER ]
THINK IT OVER. >> OKAY. WHAT DO WE SAY
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THAT >> ALL RIGHT
TOGETHER >> Jimmy: IT IS A LIE, YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ DINGS * HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT
>> HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT. >> Jimmy: HE WOULD NEVER DO
THAT DURING A GAME, AND YOU KNEW IT. NOAH, IT'S YOUR TURN
NOAH, WHICH ONE -- >> ONE >> OKAY, ONE
>> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD WE GOT THIS. ENOLA, LET'S PUT YOUR DETECTIVE
SKILLS TO THE TEST >> I GUILT TRIPPED SHAWN MENDES INTO FOLLOWING ME BACK ON
INSTAGRAM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS SOMETHING YOU WOULD
DO >> Jimmy: THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING.
WHEN IS THIS >> LIKE A YEAR OR TWO AGO. >> OKAY.
WHY DID YOU GUILT TRIP HIM HE DIDN'T WANT TO FOLLOW YOU >> WELL, HE FOLLOWED EVERYONE
ELSE IN THE CAST EXCEPT ME >> Jimmy: SHAWN MENDES >> YEAH, HE FOLLOWED YOU,
SADIE, GATEN, CALEB -- EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM
>> OH, HE'S BITTER THIS IS REAL >> I WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE HECK?
HE'S FOLLOWING EVERYONE BUT ME?" >> WHAT IS SHAWN MENDES'
PROBLEM? >> YOU'RE LYING. >> HE HAS BEEF WITH ME
>> Jimmy: SO, HOW DID YOU GET AHOLD OF SHAWN MENDES? >> I DM'D HIM.
I WAS LIKE, "I'M LOW KEY OFFENDED WHY DO YOU FOLLOW EVERYONE."
>> DID YOU SAY YOU'RE LOW KEY OFFENDED DID YOU SEND THAT TO HIM
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T DM SOMEONE IF THEY DON'T FOLLOW YOU HE'S LYING
>> NO, NO, NO, JIMMY >> WHAT, JIMMY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: DID THAT JUST SHOW HOW OLD I AM >> HE SHOWED HIS AGE THERE
>> SYOUR HONOR >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO FOLLOW EACH OTHER TO DM.
>> NO! >> YOU CAN DM ANYBODY. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN DM ANYBODY
>> JIMMY, JIMMY, STOP. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU NEED TO STOP
>> Jimmy: I'M NOT EVEN ON -- I'M ON BE REAL NOW >> OH, HE'S SO HIP
>> Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN CARE. >> WHAT DID HE SAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT DID
MEN-MEN SAY? >> HE'S, SAID, "OH, WHAT'S UP, MAN.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH." >> HE DOES SAY "WHAT'S UP MAN? HE DOES USE THE WORD MAN
HE'S LIKE, "HEY, MAN." HE'S CANADIAN. >> HE'S LIKE FELLOW CANADIAN
>> Jimmy: HE'S A VERY NICE GUY, SHAWN. >> OH, I'M SWEATING.
>> Jimmy: WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO SHAWN ON INSTAGRAM?
>> I CALLED HIM THE OTHER DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY -
THIS SUCH A LIE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S IT.
IT'S OVER. IT'S OVER. >> IT'S A LIE.
>> Jimmy: YOU CALLED HIM THE OTHER DAY? WHY WOULD YOU CALL HIM IF YOU
HAVE HIM IN DMs. I'M GOING TO SAY IT'S A LIE. >> IT'S A LIE.
>> IT'S THE TRUTH. >> Jimmy: WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ BUZZER ] * WOW!
ACTING, ACTING MASTERMIND
NOAH SCHNAPP >> OH, MY GOD! >> HE DID IT AGAIN
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MILLIE BOBBY BROWN, NOAH SCHNAPP
BRON-BRON, GIVE ME A CALL. WE'RE TALKING TO MILLIE AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU, NOAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
>> AND THEN OBVIOUSLY I JUST MET MARIAH
I'M JUST LIKE, OH. WE CONNECTED LIKE IT WAS JUST A -
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS WHO YOU CAN SEE STARRING IN "ENOLA
HOLMES 2," WHICH PREMIERES ON NOVEMBER 4th ON NETFLIX. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: COME ON. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU GOSH, THAT WAS SO FUN.
>> OH, MY, ISN'T HE THE BEST >> Jimmy: THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER
IT'S WAS THE MOST FUN THING EVER I JUST LOVE HOW WE KNOW EACH
OTHER SO WELL, THAT YOU'RE LIKE, THAT'S VERY COOL BUT IT'S TOO COOL FOR YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU'RE RIGHT YOU'RE RIGHT
>> NO, I JUST -- I FEEL LIKE YOU AND NOAH, SAME PERSON TO ME
YOU GUYS ARE THE SAME PERSON YOU GUYS HAVE THE SAME ENERGY, SAME VIBE.
NOAH'S NOT COOL ENOUGH TO GET A CALL FROM LeBRON JAMES HE'S NOT
>> Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT A PICTURE OF YOU AND EEYORE. >> YES
THAT'S MY RABBIT [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: AND YOU THINK THIS IS
THE CUTEST THING EVER. BUT THEN YOU BROUGHT ANOTHER ONE TO TOP THIS CUTE
THIS IS YOU AND YOUR DOG AND YOUR BUNNY IN BED TOGETHER >> YES
HUGGING. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] YEAH
HE IS A GENIUS AND LIKE I SAID, HE BUZZES WHEN HE GETS REALLY HAPPY
SO, HE'LL COME UP TO ME AND I'LL BE GOING TO WORK AND HE'LL LOOK AT ME
AND I'LL BE LIKE, ALL RIGHT, LIKE, HE'S COMING WITH ME. I TAKE HIM OUT, PUT HIM IN THE
STROLLER, PUSH HIM ON THE SET AND IT'S LIKE THE BEST LIFE. >> Jimmy: WAIT, I'M SORRY, YOU
PUT HIM IN THE STROLLER? [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU PUT HIM IN THE STROLLER ON SET? YOU STROLL HIM ON SET?
>> YES CAR SEAT AND ALL IT'S A SITUATION
YEAH >> Jimmy: WE TALKED ABOUT THIS LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IS THERE ANYONE SURPRISING THAT LOVES YOU FROM "STRANGER THINGS.
YOU'RE LIKE, LOTS OF PEOPLE. IT'S CRAZY EVERYONE LOVES YOU AND LOVES
THE SHOW BUT MARIAH CAREY'S SON LOVED YOU SO MUCH AND MARIAH CAREY
LOVES YOU, AND THEY CARVED YOU INTO A PUMPKIN >> YEAH, I SAW THIS AND
THOUGHT, OH -- AND BY THE WAY, LOVE MARIAH. BUT HER SON IS THE CUTEST THING
EVER I'M LIKE, OH, I NEED TO MEET HER SON AND YOU KNOW, DO THE
POSE AND MAKE HIM THINK THAT I HAVE SUPERPOWERS AND WE MET AND MONROE AND
MOROCCO WHO ARE THE MOST BRILLIANT LITTLE CHILDREN. AND OBVIOUSLY, I JUST LIKE MET
MARIAH AND WAS LIKE, OH, WE CONNECTED. IT WAS JUST LIKE A -
>> Jimmy: YOU CONNECTED WITH MARIAH CAREY >> YEAH, MIMI.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID MIMI EVER TEXT YOU?
>> WE TEXT TODAY OH, YEAH, HE CALLED ME TODAY OH, YEAH
>> Jimmy: ARE WE STILL PLAYING THE GAME OR IS THIS REAL [ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO, I -- THE REASON IS BECAUSE SHE GREW UP, YOU KNOW, IN THE PUBLIC EYE, AND WE HAVE
CONNECTED JUST ON SO MANY DIFFERENT LEVELS BUT ALSO I LOVE THE WAY THAT
SHE LEADS HER LIFE WITH SO MUCH POWER. AND SHE HAS SO MUCH KNOWLEDGE,
AND SHE'S SO WISE. AND SHE'S JUST BEEN AN INCREDIBLE GUIDING LIGHT FOR
ME AND THEN WE CONNECTED. AND THEN, I'LL GO OVER TO HER
HOUSE AND I'LL BE EATING DINNER AND SHE'LL COME AROUND AND BE LIKE -
[ HARMONIZING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, FOR REAL
>> NO, IT'S A REAL THING IT'S NOT LIKE, PEOPLE ARE LIKE -- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
SHE DOES IT WHEN WE'RE EATING CHINESE FOOD [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT >> IT'S WILD >> Jimmy: SHE'S COMING ON.
I WANT TO TALK TO HER ABOUT THIS >> OH YEAH, BUT DON'T.
>> Jimmy: SHE'LL JUST DO IT? >> OH NO, SHE'LL JUST DO IT. AND SHE'LL JUST BE TALKING TO
YOU AND SHE'LL BE LIKE - * ALWAYS BE MY BABY *
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'LL BE LIKE, "YOU JUST SAID THAT?"
>> I'M LIKE, HOLD ON >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE BUDS? >> BUDS.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER SING WITH HER? >> WE HAVE SUNG TOGETHER, YEAH,
YEAH >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER FOR REAL -
>> LIKE, IN HER STUDIO SUNG TOGETHER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT >> YEAH! >> Jimmy: WAIT
IS THERE SOMETHING BE IN THE WORKS? >> POTENTIALLY
I MEAN, THERE'S ALWAYS -- SHE'S ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING SHE'S, LIKE, THE BUSIEST WOMAN
EVER I CALL HER AND SHE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF LIKE, CHANGING THE --
HOLD ON ONE, CAN YOU TALK? ONE SECOND, DARLING, I'M PERFORMING AT MSG.
I'M LIKE, I'M SORRY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> AND IT'S LIKE, CAN WE HANG
OUT? AND THEN I'LL JUST GO OVER AND WE'LL SING TOGETHER.
IT'S THE MOST MAGICAL. SHE IS THE MOST TALENTED SINGER EVER
>> Jimmy: MARIAH CAREY AND MILLIE BOBBY BROWN, MAYBE A COLLAB
>> POTENTIALLY, I DON'T KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE BIGGEST
SCOOP I'VE EVER GOTTEN ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" EVER I LOVE IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WOULD BUY THAT IN TWO SECONDS.
I CANNOT WAIT. AGAIN, I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE CREDIT FOR ANYBODY'S CAREER
BESIDES LeBRON JAMES, BUT WHEN YOU WERE HERE FOR THE "ENOLA HOLMES," THE FIRST ONE, I WENT
IN THE DRESSING ROOM AND I WENT, MILLIE, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS
IT IS A SMASH. IT IS A HIT. I THINK IT IS THE BEST
AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH REALLY? AND IT BECAME THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD I FEEL LIKE
BECAUSE I PUT THAT VIBE OUT THERE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU MANIFESTED IT, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: I DID, RIGHT IT IS SO FUNNY
IT IS SO GOOD. IT'S WELL WRITTEN. SO NOW YOU'RE BACK WITH TWO.
>> I AM. >> Jimmy: "ENOLA HOLMES 2. >> I AM.
>> Jimmy: NOVEMBER 4th, NEXT FRIDAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE PRODUCING THIS AS WELL
IT'S THE BEST THING EVER >> IT REALLY IS. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I HAVE
BEEN WANTING TO DO SINCE I WAS LITTLE, I MEAN, 13, 14 I READ THE BOOK SERIES AND I
WENT TO MY DAD AND I SAID, I WANTED TO MAKE IT. SO FOR ME, MY OLDER SISTER AND
I HAVE COLLABORATED ON THIS PROJECT AND MADE SURE IT CAME TO LIGHT IN THE MOST AUTHENTIC
AND BRITISH WAY AS POSSIBLE. AND, YOU KNOW, I NEVER HAD, GROWING UP, A FEMALE BRITISH
LEAD TO LOOK UP TO AND ENOLA IS THAT FOR ME AND IT'S BEEN AN AMAZING
EXPERIENCE CREATING IT >> Jimmy: WHAT CAN WE SAY? WHAT IS "ENOLA HOLMES 2.
WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS MOVIE >> SO THIS TIME AROUND WE INDULGE IN A REAL STORY ABOUT
MATCHSTICK GIRLS AND IT'S A REAL STRIKE THAT WAS LED IN LATE 1800s BY SARAH CHAPMAN.
AND WE GET TO REALLY THAT UNCOVER THE MYSTERY AS TO WHY THESE GIRLS WERE BEING TREATED
SO BADLY >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSH IT I WANT TO SHOW EVERYBODY A
A CLIP HERE'S MILLIE BOBBY BROWN IN "ENOLA HOLMES 2.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
UGH! >> MY MISTAKE.
I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU I WAS OPENING IT >> DON'T
NO * >> DARE I ASK?
>> GOOD AFTERNOON. MAY I ASK A FAVOR? *
>> NEVER MIND. TELL ME EVERYTHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT MILLIE BOBBY BROWN, EVERYONE
"ENOLA HOLMES 2" IS AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX NOVEMBER 4th. MICHAEL IMPERIOLI JOINS US
NEXT STICK AROUND HI, EEYORE, GO TO SLEEP!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN
EMMY-WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE SECOND INSTALLMENT OF "THE WHITE LOTUS," WHICH RETURNS
THIS SUNDAY AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO AND HBO MAX PLEASE WELCOME,
MICHAEL IMPERIOLI.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING
HERE, BUD. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME >> Jimmy: "WHITE LOTUS" IS ONE
OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE SEEN ON TV I LOVED IT SO MUCH
I GO, OH MY GOSH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MIKE WHITE, BRILLIANT.
BRILLIANTLY ACTED. THE WHOLE CAST IS ALL GREAT. AND NOW IT'S BACK FOR A SECOND
INSTALLMENT. AND I COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER PERSON TO BE IN THE
CAST THAN YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO CRUSH IT HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED WITH
"WHITE LOTUS"? CAN YOU DESCRIBE WHAT THIS INSTALLMENT IS ABOUT
>> THIS IS -- TAKES PLACE IN SICILY SO, WE WERE IN SICILY FOUR
MONTHS, WHICH WAS A DREAM GIG. I PLAY A HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER WHO IS TAKING HIS ELDERLY FATHER
AND SON BACK TO THE OLD COUNTRY TO RETRACE THEIR FAMILY HISTORY.
BUT HIS MARRIAGE IS FALLING APART BECAUSE OF SEXUAL COMPULSION, AND INFIDELITY, AND
HIS WIFE WAS SUPPOSED TO COME AND SHE DIDN'T COME -- >> Jimmy: SHE DOESN'T COME TO
THE WHITE LOTUS -- >> SHE DOESN'T COME ON VACATION AND I HAVE TO --
[ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO * THAT'S NOT WHAT HE -- HEY, HEY,
HEY. THAT'S NOT WHAT -- GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE -- THAT'S NOT
WHAT I MEANT YOU GUYS -- THANK YOU. DOESN'T TRAVEL IS WHAT I MEANT
>> DIDN'T ACCOMPANY ME ON THE TRIP >> Jimmy: YOUR ACTUAL WIFE, IN
REAL LIFE, WAS WITH YOU. >> MY WIFE WAS WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME
WE WERE LIVING AND WORKING IN THE SAN DOMENICO PALACE IN TAORMINA, SICILY, WHICH WAS
REALLY FANTASTIC UNTIL ONE NIGHT WHEN IT WASN'T FANTASTIC BECAUSE I HAD TO SHOOT A SCENE
WHERE MY CHARACTER HAS A MENAGE A TROIS IN A HOT TUB WITH TWO OF MY GREAT ITALIAN COSTARS,
SIMONA TABASCO AND BEATRICE GRANNO, WHO ARE FABULOUS ACTRESSES
BUT, THIS IS WELL INTO THE SHOOT, AND IT'S -- YOU KNOW, WE WERE FRIENDS BY THAT POINT
NOW WE'VE GOT TO DO THIS SEX SCENE IN A TUB SO, WE'RE DOING IT IN A BIG
SUITE IN THE HOTEL, AND, YOU KNOW, MIKE'S SHOWING US HOW IT'S GOING TO WORK OUT
AND WE GO OUT TO THE PATIO SO, YOU'LL COME OUT OF THE ROOM, AND YOU'LL GO IN THE HOT
TUB, AND YOU'LL TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF. YOU KNOW
AND I REALIZE, MY WIFE IS ASLEEP RIGHT ABOVE THIS -- [ LAUGHTER ]
MY ROOM IS RIGHT ABOVE THIS HOT TUB. AND IF MY WIFE -- NOW, IT'S
2:00 IN THE MORNING WE GO TO SHOOT THIS IF SHE WAKES UP, SHE'S GOING TO
LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AND SEE ME PRETTY MUCH NAKED WITH MY TWO ITALIAN COSTARS MESSING AROUND
IN A HOT TUB AND I GO -- I'M LIKE, OH, MY GOD.
YOU KNOW, THESE SCENES ARE AWKWARD ENOUGH >> Jimmy: SURE, OF COURSE.
>> NOW I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY WIFE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M LIKE, MIKE, YOU KNOW HOT TUB? I DON'T THINK DOMINIC'S A HOT
TUB GUY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK HE'S A GUY
WHO HAS SEX WITH HIS CLOTHES ON [ LAUGHTER ]
>> LOOK AT THAT BED. IT'S A BIG KING SIZE - "NO, NO, NO.
YOU'LL COME OUT, YOU GET IN THE HOT TUB. IT'LL BE FUN
WE'LL GO -- WE'LL PUT THE MUSIC ON --" "MUSIC
NO, WHAT MUSIC." [ LAUGHTER ] "NO, WE GOT SOME HOUSE MUSIC --
THE GIRL --" I SAID, "NO, MIKE. WE CAN'T HAVE MUSIC.
THERE'S PEOPLE SLEEPING RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
CAN'T HAVE LOUD MUSIC -- NOBODY CARES IT'S JUST US IN HERE
SO, WE DO THE SCENE. I'M LIKE, LOOKING UP -- YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING A LAMP IS
GOING TO SOME SAILING DOWN FROM THE WINDOW LUCKILY, WE GOT THROUGH IT
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. GOOD GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD
>> BUT THEN I'M THINKING, OH, WAIT, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE A SCENE BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THE
CREW BY NOW. WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE TOGETHER. SHE'S WAITING FOR ME TO GET
UPSTAIRS [ LAUGHTER ] SO NOW IT'S 5:00 IN THE
MORNING. I GO IN THE ROOM, IT'S ALL QUIET.
YOU KNOW, I GO BRUSH MY TEETH, COME INTO BED. SHE WAKES UP, SHE GOES, "HOW
WAS IT TONIGHT?" I'M LIKE, NOW, SHOULD I PLAY THIS -- I'M PLAYING IT COOL.
IT WAS OKAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS FINE. >> IT WAS OKAY
IT WAS A LONG NIGHT. YEAH, YOU KNOW IT WAS KIND OF LONG.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS WORK. >> YOU TIRED YEAH, I'M PRETTY TIRED
WAS IT HARD? NO ABSOLUTELY NOT
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * I SWEAR.
>> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY NOT >> I SWEAR ON THE KIDS
AND SHE'S LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE A
A CLIP -- IT'S NOT THAT CLIP [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HERE'S A CLIP.
HERE'S MICHAEL IMPERIOLI IN "THE WHITE LOTUS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
NONA, FELL BY THE POOL >> WHAT? >> HE'S FINE, BUT I THINK HE
HIT HIS HEAD HE COULD HAVE A CONCUSSION I'M THINKING SOMEONE SHOULD
SLEEP WITH HIM TONIGHT, KEEP AN EYE ON HIM >> YEAH, GOOD IDEA
WE'LL PUT HIM IN YOUR ROOM I GOT WORK STUFF ELLIE WILL STILL BE UP
I'M GOING TO BE UP AND AROUND ALL NIGHT. SO, LET'S JUST -- WE'LL PUT HIM
IN YOUR ROOM, OKAY >> OKAY. >> ANYTHING ELSE
>> NO. >> WHAT DO YOU SAY DINNER AT 8:00
>> YEAH, SURE. >> ALL RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING BY, BUDDY. MICHAEL IMPERIOLI.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE WHITE LOTUS" RETURNS WITH A SECOND INSTALLMENT THIS
SUNDAY AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO AND HBO MAX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM TEGAN AND SARA STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "I CAN'T
GROW UP" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "CRYBABY," GIVE IT UP FOR TEGAN AND SARA
* GIMME GIMME ALL OF YOUR LOVE AND THEN BREAK IT OFF CAN YOU EVEN LIVE WITH
YOURSELF GET ME * * GET ME UNDER YOUR SPELL WHY DOES IT TURN YOU O
PUT ME BACK UNDER THE * * SHELF TAKE ME TO TH EDGE WANT THE MAXIMU
YOU'RE ALWAYS KISS KISS * * KISSING ME OF SO LEMME LEMME GET
WHAT I WANT AND WHEN * * YOU BREAK IT OF GET ME UP AND BACK
TO THE START * * 'CAUSE I CAN'T GROW GIMME GIMME AL
OF YOUR LOVE * * GIMME GIMME ALL OF YOUR LOVE
GIMME GIMME ALL * * OF YOUR LOV GIMME GIMME AL
OF YOUR LOVE * * HOW DO I KNOW WHE IT'S TIME TO LET G
HOW DO I LOVE WHEN * * IT'S TIME TO LET GO GOT ME GOT ME FEELIN
INSANE YOU SPIN ME ROUND * * AGAIN TWIST MY HEAD UNTIL YOU HEAR POP
GET ME GET ME * * UNDER YOUR THUM DOES IT TURN YOU O
TO HEAR ME JUST * * TELLING YOU STO HANGING BY A THREA
WANT THE MAXIMUM * * YOU'RE ALWAYS CUT CUT CUTTING ME OFF
SO LEMME LEMME GET * * WHAT I WANT AND WHE YOU BREAK IT OFF
GET ME UP AND BACK * * TO THE STAR CAUSE I CAN'T GROW
GIMME GIMME ALL * * OF YOUR LOV GIMME GIMME AL
OF YOUR LOVE * * HOW DO I KNOW WHE IT'S TIME TO LET G
HOW DO I LOVE WHEN * * IT'S TIME TO LET GO *
BOOMERANG TAKING MY HEAD * * OFF A HITMAN TAKING M LAST BREATH SINKING FANG
INTO MY THROAT * * YOU'RE A HANGMA KILLING MY HOP
OH A BOOMERANG * * TAKING MY HEAD OF A HITMAN TAKING MY
LAST BREATH SINKING FANGS * * INTO MY THROA YOU'RE A HANGMAN
HOW DO I KNOW WHEN * * IT'S TIME TO LET GO HOW DO I LOVE WHEN
IT'S TIME TO LET GO * * HOW DO I KNOW WHE IT'S TIME TO LET G
HOW DO I LOVE WHEN * * IT'S TIME TO LET GO CAUSE I CAN'T GROW
GIMME GIMME ALL * * OF YOUR LOV CAUSE I CAN'T GROW
GIMME GIMME ALL * * OF YOUR LOV [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YES! THAT IS EXACTLY HOW YOU DO IT. THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT
THERE. OH, MY GOD I LOVE THAT!
TEGAN AND SARA CATCH THEIR NEW SHOW "HIGH SCHOOL" ON AMAZON FREEVE
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MILLIE BOBBY BROWN, MICHAEL IMPERIOLI,
NOAH SCHNAPP, TEGAN AND SARA, EVERYBODY! AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY, BYE-BYE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*