>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA
BOBBY CANNAVALE, MUSICAL GUEST, JVKE. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1735 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S A CROWD THANK YOU.
ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERYONE'S IN A GOOD MOOD. THIS WEEKEND IS HALLOWEEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS SO TOUCHED, THIS MORNING, A KID WHO LIVES IN MY
NEIGHBORHOOD PUT ON A FAKE PATCHY BEARD AND SAID HE WAS GOING AS ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] I READ THAT THIS IS EXPECTED TO BE THE BIGGEST HALLOWEEN SINCE
THE PANDEMIC YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT NOW THAT COVID IS UNDER CONTROL,
KIDS CAN SAFELY RETURN TO EATING FOOD FROM STRANGERS. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE ARE GOING ALL OUT I SAW THAT COSTUME SPENDING
ALONE PROJECTED TO HIT A RECORD OF $3.6 BILLION. $3.6 BILLION -- TO PUT THAT IN
PERSPECTIVE, THAT'S ALMOST HALF AS MUCH AS KANYE LOST THIS WEEK. $3.6 BILLION
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE A LOT OF -- ALMOST HALF. THAT'S RIGHT
HALLOWEEN IS ALMOST HERE YOU PROBABLY HEARD A LOT OF GOOD ADVICE ABOUT HOW TO SAFELY ENJOY
THE HOLIDAY. BUT YOU HAVE TO BE ON THE ALERT, BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF BAD
ADVICE OUT THERE, TOO. SO, HERE WITH SOME TERRIBLE HALLOWEEN ADVICE, IS OUR SOUND
ENGINEER, STEVE MANDEL STEVE. >> ONLY TRICK OR TREAT AT HOUSES
WITH LARGE DOGS. IF THEY BITE, YOU COULD BE LOOKING AT A PRETTY SWEET
LAWSUIT. [ LAUGHTER ] *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, STEVE
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT THIS
LAST NIGHT, ELON MUSK FINALLY CLOSED HIS DEAL TO BUY TWITTER YEAH
NOW HE OWNS SPACEX, IF HE WANTS TO SEE THE HEAVENS, AND HE OWNS TWITTER IF HE WANTS TO SEE HELL.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S AMAZING THE FIRST THING ELON DID -- THIS
IS TRUE, AFTER TAKING OVER, WAS FIRE A BUNCH OF EXECUTIVES YEP, PEOPLE SAID HE WAS CLEANING
HOUSE. THEN ELON WAS LIKE, "I'M A BILLIONAIRE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THOSE WORDS MEAN." [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, RUSSIAN AND CHINESE
STATE MEDIA FIGURES ALREADY ASKED ELON TO STOP IDENTIFYING THEIR ACCOUNTS AS PROPAGANDA
IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD SIGN WHEN RUSSIA AND CHINA ARE LIKE, "FINALLY, A GUY WE CAN WORK
WITH." [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, DUE
THAN WORSE THAN EXPECTED EARNINGS, I SAW THAT AMAZON IS NO LONGER A TRILLION DOLLAR
COMPANY. AND JUST FROM TALKING TO ALEXA, YOU CAN TELL THAT AMAZON IS
SUDDENLY A LITTLE LIGHT ON CASH. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. ALEXA, WHAT'S THE WEATHER?
>> GIVE ME 20 BUCKS, AND I'LL TELL YOU [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: ALEXA, I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS >> HOW ABOUT 10 BUCKS TO BET ON
FANDUEL? >> Jimmy: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO. >> WHATEVER. CHECK ME OUT ON ONLYFANS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> ALEXA >> Jimmy: GUYS, DID YOU SEE THE
SENATE MAJORITY LEADER CHUCK SCHUMER WAS CAUGHT ON A HOT MIC TELLING PRESIDENT BIDEN
THAT DEMOCRATS ARE GOING DOWN HILL IN GEORGIA, AS HERSCHEL WALKER CLIMBS IN THE
POLLS. I'M ACTUALLY NOT SURPRISED HERSCHEL WALKER IS CLIMBING IN
THE POLLS. HE'S SOMEHOW THE MOST ANTI AND PRO-ABORTION CANDIDATE OF ALL
TIME [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: AMAZING. >> Steve: THAT'S A GOOD JOKE >> Jimmy: NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
LIKE IT. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: IT'S TOUGH FOR
SCHUMER. YOU'VE GOT TO TRY AND TALK SOFT ENOUGH SO THE MIC DOESN'T PICK
YOU UP, BUT LOUD ENOUGH SO BIDEN CAN HEAR [ LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T BLAME HIM. WHY DON'T WE CHECK IN WITH STEVE MANDEL FOR SOME MORE BAD
HALLOWEEN ADVICE STEVE? >> BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.
SOMETIMES WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE BUYING EDIBLES, THEY TURN OUT TO JUST BE CANDY.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELL, LISTEN TO THIS YOUTUBE JUST ANNOUNCED THAT
DOCTORS AND NURSES CAN NOW APPLY FOR THEIR VIDEOS TO BE MARKED AS RELIABLE
WELL, IF YOU'RE STILL UNSURE OF WHAT TO BELIEVE, HERE'S SOME HELPFUL HINTS TO TELL WHETHER A
YOUTUBE DOCTOR IS RELIABLE OR NOT. FOR EXAMPLE, RELIABLE ENDS
VIDEOS WITH, "REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF." UNRELIABLE END VIDEOS WITH,
"REMEMBER TO SMASH THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON, BRAH." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
BRAH SMASH IT, BRAH YOU SEE, HERE'S ANOTHER EXAMPLE,
RELIABLE, ON THE WALL BEHIND THEM IS A MEDICAL DEGREE UNRELIABLE, ON THE WALL BEHIND
THEM IS A BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS * TAKE ME TO THE RIVE DROP ME IN THE WATER *
NEXT UP, RELIABLE, SUGGESTS PAIN MEDS THROUGH YOUR GENERAL PRACTITIONER
UNRELIABLE, SUGGESTS GETTING PAIN MEDS FROM KURT IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE 7-ELEVEN.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE TALK TO KURT TALK TO KURT
RELIABLE, BEGINS A SENTENCE "DURING MY TIME AT MT. SINAI --" UNRELIABLE, BEGINS A SENTENCE,
"DURING MY TIME AT RIKERS -- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HERE'S A FINAL EXAMPLE
RELIABLE, WEARS SCRUBS UNRELIABLE, WEARS A HOSPITAL GOWN OPEN AT THE FRONT
I HOPE THOSE HELP. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I HOPE THAT HELPS YOU OUT.
SOME SPORTS NEWS TONIGHT WAS GAME ONE OF THE WORLD SERIES BETWEEN THE
PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES AND THE HOUSTON ASTROS [ CHEERS ]
MAN, IF TED CRUZ THOUGHT HE GOT BOOED HARSHLY IN NEW YORK, GOD HELP HIM IN PHILADELPHIA
OH, MAN. YEP, THE WORLD SERIES HAS KICKED OFF WITH THE PHILLIES TAKING ON
THE ASTROS AND BOTH SIDES ARE FIRED UP. THERE'S EVEN SOME TRASH TALKING.
EVEN THE MASCOTS ARE GETTING IN ON IT. YEAH, CAN WE SEE THE MASCOTS
YEAH IT'S BEEN PRETTY HEATED. FIRST THE PHILLY FANATIC SAID,
"YOU LOOK LIKE OSCAR THE GROUCH ON BATH SALTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEN ORBIT SAID, "YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GOT DRUNK AND TRIED TO DRAW THE GRINCH FROM MEMORY.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THEN THE PHILLY FANATIC SAID, "YOU LOOK LIKE SHREK DURING NO
SHAVE NOVEMBER." [ LAUGHTER ] THEN ORBIT SAID, "YOU LOOK LIKE
ME IF MY FACE GOT SUCKED INTO A DYSON VACUUM." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THEN THE FANATIC SAID, "YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT, WE DO LOOK KIND OF SIMILAR.
THEN ORBIT SAID, "WEIRD, I JUST TOOK A DNA TEST. THEN THE FANATIC TEST SAID,
"DOES IT SAY WE'RE RELATED." THEN ORBIT SAID, "NO, IT SAYS I'M 100% THAT BITCH.
YOU ROCKY-LOVING, CHEESESTEAK-EATING BASTARD." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WOW. UNCALLED FOR SALTY.
>> Jimmy: LET'S CHECK IN WITH STEVE MANDEL FOR SOME BAD -- MORE BAD HALLOWEEN ADVICE.
STEVE? >> DON'T ENTER ANY STRANGE VANS, BECAUSE ONE OF THEM IS MY HOME
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MOUTH WHEN HE SAID HOME. >> Steve: HOME
>> Jimmy: SMOKE CAME OUT - FINALLY, NEW RESEARCH SHOWS THAT BEING AROUND BIRDS CAN IMPROVE
YOUR MENTAL HEALTH >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S WHY THE MOST RELAXING MEAL OF THE YEAR IS ALWAYS THANKSGIVING DINNER.
YEAH, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA IS HERE TONIGHT!
BOBBY CANNAVALE IS ON THE SHOW AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM JVKE. LET'S GO WRITE SOME "THANK YOU
NOTES" RIGHT NOW COME ON.
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. JAMES, CAN I GET SOME "THANK YOU
NOTE" WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE? * THANK YOU, "THE WATCHER," FOR
SHOWING ME WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF MICHAEL MYERS WAS INTO ZILLOW
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, COUPLES COSTUMES, FOR BEING THE CUTEST WAY TO TELL THE
WORLD YOU HAD AN ARGUMENT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, GIANT SKELETONS, FOR
MAKING IT LOOK LIKE MY NEIGHBORS ARE REALLY INTO HALLOWEEN OR REALLY NOT INTO SHAQ
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ADULT
TWINS, FOR KIND OF BEING A SCARY COSTUME ANY DAY OF THE YEAR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
* THANK YOU, DOGS WILLING TO WEAR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES, FOR LOOKING
AT THEIR OWNERS AND GOING, "SURE I'LL DO IT, IT SEEMS LIKE THEY NEED THIS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHAT MORE CAN I GIVE >> Steve: LIVE IT UP
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, HOUSES THAT GIVE OUT FULL SIZED CANDY BARS,
FOR LETTING ME KNOW WHICH FAMILIES ON THE BLOCK ARE DOING PRETTY, PRETTY GOOD THIS YEAR.
THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE MY "THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE
"AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." IT'S A BIG ONE IT'S FUN
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THIS, BUT MY WIFE SANG HIM "DEAR THEODOSIA" TO SLEEP, LIKE, EVERY NIGHT.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS AND THEY START SINGING IT ON STAGE.
AND HE WAS SITTING IN MY LAP AND I HEAR HIS LITTLE VOICE GO, "WHAT THE HECK?"
[ LAUGHTER ] "THAT'S FROM THIS? THAT'S FROM THIS?"
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK AS YOU GUYS KNOW, WE'RE ALWAYS STRIVING TO GET BETTER HERE AT
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. * HARDER, BETTER, FASTER,
STRONGER [ LAUGHTER ] SO, BEFORE EVERY SHOW WE PUT OUT
A SUGGESTION BOX FOR THE AUDIENCE, JUST TO GET SOME FEEDBACK ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS
THINK OF THE SHOW. THINGS YOU WOULD LIKE TO US DO, THAT KIND OF STUFF
SO TONIGHT, LET'S LOOK INSIDE THE "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." HERE WE GO
* LOOK INTO THE BOX THE SUGGESTION BOX * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THIS FIRST ONE HERE IS FROM SHEENA BROOKS "HEY, JIMMY, I JUST WENT TO SEE
'BEETLEJUICE: THE MUSICAL' ON BROADWAY AND IT WAS AMAZING. I WISH THERE WERE MUSICAL
VERSIONS OF OTHER HALLOWEEN MOVIES CAN YOU HELP?"
IT'S NOT REALLY A HALLOWEEN MOVIE, BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY WORKING ON A MUSICAL REBOOT OF
"THE SHINING." >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT LOOKS PRETTY
GOOD HERE'S A SNEAK PEEK.
*
* LITTLE PIGS, LITTLE PIG LET ME COME IN AHH, AHH
NOT BY THE HAIR ON YOUR * * CHINNY CHIN, CHIN AHH, AHH
DON'T * [ KNOCKING ]
* JACK, PLEASE * [ KNOCKING ] * AHH
I'LL HUF AH I'LL PUFF *
* AND I'LL BLOW YOUR HOUSE I AH
HERE'S JOHNNY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: WOW.
SCARY. >> Steve: I WANT TO SEE THAT >> Jimmy: SCARY.
LET'S TRY ANOTHER ONE. THIS IS FROM EMMY DYER "HEY, JIMMY, DO YOU THINK YOU
COULD TOSS AN APPLE CIDER DONUT, AND HAVE IT LAND ON HIGGINS' HEAD?"
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
YOU READY, HIGGINS >> Steve: YEP. >> Jimmy: IT GOES LIKE THIS WAY?
>> Steve: LIKE THAT WAY. >> Jimmy: TOSS IT LIKE THAT? >> Steve: THERE YOU GO
>> Jimmy: THAT WAY >> Steve: YOU GOT IT I WOULD SAY LIKE A FRISBEE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. DON'T FORGET THE HOLE, JOEL.
THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS FROM RANDY McSTINE
"HEY, JIMMY, THE FIFA WORLD CUP IS COMING UP, AND I CAN'T WAIT MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THE GAME
IS WHEN THE GUY YELLS, "GOAL" AFTER SOMEONE SCORES I WONDER WHAT IT WOULD SOUND
LIKE IF HE YELLED, "LIZZO. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, WE CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN
RIGHT NOW. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME THE LEGEND HIMSELF,
ANDRES CANTOR, AKA MR. GOAL, SAYING THE WORD, "LIZZO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> LIZZO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
ANDRES CANTOR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
ANDRES, THANK YOU, BUDDY LEGEND LEGEND
WE ARE DOWN TO OUR LAST SUGGESTION IT IS FROM SARAH MUNSON.
"HEY JIMMY, I'M A BIG FAN OF FORD TRUCKS AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE THEIR ALL- NEW F-SERIES
SUPER DUPER PICKUP TRUCK." SUPER DUTY PICKUP TRUCK. IT'S AWESOME
WORK HARD, PLAY HARD THE PROBLEM IS, I LOVE TRIVIA GAMES THAT INVOLVE A GIANT PIE
MADE OF WHIPPED CREAM BEING LAUNCHED AT SOMEONE FROM A CATAPULT
IS THERE ANY WAY YOU CAN COMBINE THOSE THINGS?" WELL, SARAH, YOU'RE IN LUCK
BECAUSE -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S A FORD SUPER DUTY DOWN IN THE 30 ROCK PLAZA WITH A CATAPULT ATTACHED TO IT
THAT CAN LAUNCH A GIANT WHIPPED CREAM PIE THROUGH THE AIR. LET'S DO THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * COME ON HIGGINS.
COME ON TARIQ. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, WE'RE DOWN ON THE 30 ROCK PLAZA.
TARIQ AND I ARE ABOUT TO PLAY THE FORD MEGA-PIE CHALLENGE. HIGGINS, TELL US HOW IT WORKS.
>> Steve: WELL, THE GAME IS SIMPLE IN FRONT OF YOU IS A FORD SUPER
DUTY EQUIPPED WITH A WHIPPED CREAM CATAPULT YOU'LL ANSWER TRIVIA QUESTIONS
DESIGNED TO TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE SUPER DUTY IF YOU GUESS RIGHT, YOU MOVE ON.
IF YOU GUESS WRONG, YOU MUST PRESS THE CREAM LAUNCHER, WHICH WILL RANDOMLY TRIGGER THE GIANT
PIE TO BE THROWN AT YOU. ALL RIGHT, HERE'S YOUR FIRST QUESTION
THE FORD SUPER DUTY HAS AVAILABLE BEST IN CLASS MAXIMUM TOWING OF 40,000 POUNDS.
WHAT WEIGHS CLOSEST TO 40,000 POUNDS? WOULD IT BE --
A -- TWO ELEPHANTS B -- 10,000 PUMPKINS C -- THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
OR D -- ONE MILLION DUCK BOOTS FILLED WITH GUAC [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I'M A PUMPKIN HAULER MYSELF PUMPKINS AVERAGE AROUND FOUR
POUNDS PER PUMPKIN I'M GONNA SAY MY ANSWER IS B >> Steve: B.
THAT IS CORRECT. 10,000 PUMPKINS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TARIQ, IT'S YOUR TURN IN THE CREAM ZONE HERE'S YOUR QUESTION
THE FORD SUPER DUTY HAS AN AVAILABLE ADVANCED TRAILER CAMERA SYSTEM THAT HELPS YOU TOW
WITH CONFIDENCE. IS THE CAMERA -- A -- 180 DEGREES
B -- 90 DEGREES. C -- 360 DEGREES OR D -- A HIDDEN CAMERA SO YOU
CAN PLAY TRUCK PRANKS ON YOUR FRENEMIES. >> Tariq: I'M GOING TO SAY A
[ BUZZER ] >> Steve: OOH, SORRY C -- 360 DEGREES
YOU MUST NOW PRESS THE CREAM LAUNCHER >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON!
>> Steve: WHICH MAY, OR MAY NOT, TRIGGER THE PIE TO BE CATAPULTED ONTO YOU
GOOD LUCK. >> Jimmy: GOOD LUCK, BUD [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
[ DING ] >> Steve: OH [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE >> Steve: JIMMY -- YOU SURVIVED TARIQ
JIMMY, YOU'RE UP YOUR QUESTION IS, THE SUPER DUTY HAS AVAILABLE BEST IN CLASS
500 DIESEL HORSEPOWER AND 1,200 FOOT POUNDS OF TORQUE, WHICH IS SIMILAR TO --
A -- A SCHOOL BUS. B -- A SEMI TRUCK. C -- A PARTY BIKE RIDDEN BY
EIGHT LADIES WHO'VE BEEN ROSE-ING ALL DAY OR D -- A TRICKED-OUT JAZZY
SCOOTER. >> Jimmy: DOES THE TRUCK HAVE THE TORQUE OF A TRUCK?
>> Steve: DOES IT? THAT'S UP TO YOU >> Jimmy: TRY AND TRICK ME, BUT
SURE >> Steve: YOU'RE GOING TO GO A >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ BUZZER ] >> Steve: WRONG. IT IS B, A SEMI TRUCK.
JIMMY, PRESS THE CREAM LAUNCHER. GOOD LUCK. [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
[ DING ] OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU SURVIVED TARIQ, YOU'RE UP WHAT IS THE AVAILABLE ADVANCED
TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES THE ALL NEW SUPER DUTY THE SMARTEST TRUCK FORD HAS EVER BUILT?
A -- 5G WIFI B -- FORD POWER-UP OVER THE AIR UPDATES.
C -- PRO-BUSINESS PRODUCTIVITY SOFTWARE OR D -- ALL OF THE ABOVE
>> Tariq: I'M GOING TO GO D, ALL OF THE ABOVE >> Steve: THAT IS CORRECT, D
[ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH
ALL RIGHT, JIMMY, YOUR QUESTION. THE FORD SUPER DUTY HAS AN AVAILABLE BEST IN CLASS MAXIMUM
PAYLOAD OF 8,000 POUNDS. WHAT DID I HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING
[ LAUGHTER ] IS IT A -- EGGS AND TOAST. B -- CEREAL.
C -- STEEL CUT OATMEAL OR D -- A RASPBERRY PAIN-AU-CHOCOLAT WITH A QUICHE
LORRAINE AND A WARM HAZELNUT GANACHE WITH A HINT OF CINNAMON. >> Jimmy: A HINT OF CINNAMON
I AM DEFINITELY GOING -- I HAVE BEEN TO BREAKFAST WITH YOU IT IS D.
[ BUZZER ] >> Steve: OH, NO OF COURSE IT'S C, STEEL CUT
OATMEAL. COME ON, MAN TIME TO PRESS IT, BABY
PRESS THE LAUNCHER >> Tariq: THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
* * [ APPLAUSE ]
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "SUGGESTION BOX."
THANK YOU SO MUCH TO FORD. REALLY, THANK YOU, FORD. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO NO NO NO
WE DON'T ABOUT BRUNO * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY, GRAMMY, AND TONY WINNER
AND AN OSCAR-NOMINATED SONG WRITER FOR THE MOVIE, "ENCANTO," STARTING DECEMBER 28th
YOU CAN SEE THE ORIGINAL CONCERT SPECIAL, "ENCANTO," AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL, WHICH WILL BE
AVAILABLE ON DISNEY PLUS EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I LIKE THAT ONE THANK YOU. THANK YOU, GUYS.
>> Jimmy: IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUD >> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, PAL
>> Jimmy: COME ON, YOU LOOK GREAT. THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO GET
INTO BUT I -- I JUST HEARD THIS, THAT YOU TOOK YOUR YOUNGEST FINALLY
SAW "HAMILTON. >> YES I TOOK MY -- MY 4-YEAR-OLD,
FRANKIE, TO "HAMILTON. >> Jimmy: LITTLE FRANKIE >> LITTLE FRANKIE.
>> Jimmy: HE IS -- >> SUNDAY MATINEE. >> Jimmy: HE IS THE CUTEST KID
ON THE EARTH WELL -- BUT, YEAH, HE REALLY IS. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT KID SO MUCH BUT WHAT DID HE THINK?
>> IT WAS -- IT WAS VERY SURREAL. I HAD THE BOTH OF THEM
AND HE, KIND OF, ALTERNATED BETWEEN THE SEAT NEXT TO ME AND -- AND MY LAP.
TEN DUAL COMMANDMENTS, SMASH HIT IN OUR HOUSE BECAUSE IT'S, KIND OF, LIKE, THE
NUMBER BOTS SONG IN THE SHOW SO, THEY COUNT IN IT AND HE'S VERY GOOD AT COUNTING.
>> Jimmy: YES. >> SO, HE WAS LIKE, "NUMBER THREE.
HE WAS HOLDING HIS HAND UP, LIKE -- >> Jimmy: HE'S -- HE'S THIS BIG.
>> "NUMBER FOUR! >> Jimmy: HE'S SO CUTE >> AND THEN THE REAL SURPRISE
WAS "DEAR THEODOSIA. SO, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS, BUT MY WIFE SANG HIM "DEAR THEODOSIA"
TO SLEEP, LIKE, EVERY NIGHT. [ AUDIENCE OOHS AND ALL HE ASKS FOR -- WE DO,
LIKE, THE SAME ROUTINE EVERY NIGHT. IT'S LIKE, WE READ THREE BOOKS
AND LISTEN TO THE REGINA SPEKTOR COVER OF "DEAR THEODOSIA" FROM THE MIXTAPES
SO, HE'S ONLY EVER HEARD, LIKE, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN SINGING THIS SONG
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEY START SINGING IT ON STAGE.
AND HE WAS SITTING IN MY LAP AND I HEAR HIS LITTLE VOICE GO, "WHAT THE HECK?"
[ LAUGHTER ] "THAT'S FROM THIS? THAT'S FROM THIS?"
>> Jimmy: "THAT'S FROM THIS? >> AND THEN -- [ LAUGHTER ]
"THAT'S FROM THIS? >> Jimmy: "THAT'S FROM THIS? >> AND THEN HE GOES -- AND THEN
HE FELL ASLEEP [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE THAT'S HIS BEDTIME SONG.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S HIS SONG. >> HE WAS IMMEDIATELY TRIGGERED TO SLEEP
AND HE WAS LIKE -- >> Jimmy: "YOU CAN'T FALL ASLEEP DURING DADDY'S -
>> "THAT'S FROM THIS?" >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN'T FALL ASLEEP DURING DADDY'S PLAY
WAKE UP. YEAH >> AND THEN HE JUST WENT DOWN.
HE WAS FINE BY INTERMISSION. HE ENJOYED THE SECOND HALF >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BUT - >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT KID, MAN >> YEAH, IT'S THE BEST
>> Jimmy: BOTH OF YOUR KIDS ARE AWESOME. THIS -- I'M ALMOST FREAKING OUT
TO HOLD THIS HAVE YOU HELD IT HAVE YOU HELD IT
>> I HAVE HELD IT. I HAVE RE-HELD IT. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SONG BOOK. >> YEAH. THIS IS MY -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DUDE - >> -- COLLECTIVE SONGS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WAIT, THIS IS -- >> IT'S EVERYTHING FROM "IN THE
HEIGHTS" THROUGH "ENCANTO" AND IT DOESN'T -- YOU KNOW, IT'S, KIND OF, LIKE, YOU DO YOUR SHOW
AND YOU GO, "OH, MY GOD, I HAVE DONE ALL OF THESE SHOWS. TO HAVE A CAREER'S WORTH OF
SONGS THAT ARE WORTHY OF GETTING -- >> Jimmy: DUDE, JUST WITH THE
HAL LEONARD. >> THE HAL LEONARD REALLY MAKES IT REAL.
>> Jimmy: THAT -- THAT'S -- DUDE, I ALMOST GOT EMOTIONAL BECAUSE I GO --
>> BECAUSE IT CONNECTS YOU TO, LIKE, WHEN YOU WERE LEARNING HOW TO PLAY MUSIC, RIGHT
LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YOU BOUGHT -- THIS IS A GIANT THING.
>> YEAH. I REMEMBER MY BOOKS -- LIKE, MY SHEET MUSIC BOOKS.
IT WAS THE COMPLETE BEATLES. IT WAS TWO PARTS >> Jimmy: YEAH, I HAD THAT TOO
>> YOU HAD -- >> Jimmy: BEATLES FAKE ONE >> OH, YOU HAD THE BEATLES' FAKE
BOOK >> I HAD THE ULTIMATE BROADWAY FAKE BOOK.
>> Jimmy: WOW! [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND IT JUST HAD, LIKE,
HUNDREDS OF SHOW TUNES AND A FAKE BOOK IS JUST WHERE THEY HAVE THE CHORDS OVER THE
MELODY >> Jimmy: LIKE, THE EASIEST WAY TO DO THE SONG
>> YEAH, JUST READ THE CHORDS AND, KIND OF, FAKE IT. >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S THE BEST.
>> IT'S THE BEST, MAN. >> Jimmy: THAT -- YEAH, I HAD THAT
I THINK I HAD BILLY JOEL >> YEAH. BILLY JOEL -- IF YOU HAD A
PIANO, YOU HAD BILLY JOEL. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I COULDN'T DO ANY OF IT.
>> YEAH, NO. IT'S TOO -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT WAS TOO ADVANCED. I GO, "WHERE'S THE FAKE ONE? >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
AND -- WHAT ELSE DID I -- I HAD THE "WEIRD AL" SONG BOOK TOO.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID? >> OF COURSE, I HAD THE "WEIRD AL" SONG BOOK.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAD THE "WEIRD AL" SONG BOOK? >> YEAH.
YEAH WHEN -- WHEN HE RELEASED THE GREATEST HITS THAT CAME OUT WITH
THE SHEET MUSIC. >> Jimmy: NO >> HAL LEONARD
>> Jimmy: DUDE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
NOT SAYING ANYTHING, BUT -- CHRISTMAS. [ LAUGHTER ]
I -- I DON'T HAVE THAT THAT'D BE AMAZING. I KNOW YOU'RE GOING -- YOU'RE
ALWAYS IN SOMETHING COOL BUT YOU'RE OFF TO VEGAS -- >> YES
>> Jimmy: -- AT THE VENETIAN CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE?
>> SO, "FREESTYLE LOVE SUPREME," WHO HAS PERFORMED ON THIS SHOW >> Jimmy: MY FAVE.
>> WE ARE DOING, LIKE, A SITDOWN IN VEGAS WE'RE LIKE CELINE DION
WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS WE'RE SITTING DOWN >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A RESIDENCY
THERE? >> YEAH, WE HAVE A RESIDENCY AT THE --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AT THE VENETIAN RESORT IN LAS VEGAS.
AND WE START PERFORMANCES NOVEMBER 10th. BUT I'M JUMPING IN THE SHOW ON
THE 16th AND 17th OF NOVEMBER. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND IT'S --
>> Jimmy: IT'S THE MOST FUN SHOW >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IF YOU'VE NOT SEEN IT, IT IS -- >> WELL, IT'S A COMPLETELY
IMPROVISED SHOW. LIKE, WE -- THE SHOW IS BASED ENTIRELY ON THE AUDIENCE'S
SUGGESTIONS. AND ONE OF THE GAMES WE PLAY IS "DAY IN THE LIFE," WHERE WE
BRING SOMEONE UP, WE ASK THEM ABOUT THEIR DAY. LIKE, IF YOU WERE IN VEGAS, YOU
HAD AN INTERESTING DAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOMETHING WENT -- LIKE -- IT
JUST FEELS LIKE -- >> Jimmy: VEGAS IS GOING TO BE INSANE
YOU'RE LIKE -- >> VEGAS IS GOING TO BE INSANE >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT DID
YOU DO?" "OH, GET READY FOR WHAT WE DID TODAY.
>> OH, OH. >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH."
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "YOU DID THAT? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD
TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID TODAY. >> YEAH, SO I'M VERY EXCITED FOR THE CHAOTIC ENERGY
>> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THAT >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THEN "ENCANTO,"
THIS GIANT THING AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS WILD >> SO, THIS IS THE VOICE -- THE ACTUAL VOICE CAST OF "ENCANTO,"
STEPH BEATRIZ, EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND IT'S THE FIRST TIME
PERFORMING LIVE IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THEY'RE SINGING ALL THE SONGS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IT'S -- ARE YOU GOING TO BE THERE? >> I'M GOING TO BE THERE
I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE EVERYONE AND -- AND THEN ENJOY THE SHOW >> Jimmy: I SHOULD SAY ALSO IF
YOU CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL, DISNEY PLUS IS GOING TO AIR IT ON DECEMBER --
>> YEAH, IT'S GOING TO BE ON DISNEY PLUS AFTER THE -- >> Jimmy: DECEMBER 28th.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH CONGRATS, BY THE WAY, ON
"ENCANTO" WINNING BEST ANIMATED FILM AT THE OSCARS >> YEAH, HOW ABOUT THAT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY >> IT'S PRETTY CRAZY
>> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY >> NOT TOO SHABBY. >> Jimmy: YEAH
SPEAKING OF "ENCANTO," WE'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING FUN -- ALWAYS SOMETHING FUN, ALWAYS
SOMETHING MUSICAL WHEN YOU COME ON I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU WANT TO
CONTINUE THAT TRADITION. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD
MORE WITH LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA WHEN WE COME BACK EVERYBODY. STICK AROUND
COME BACK. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. I'M HERE WITH
LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT "ENCANTO"
EARLIER. CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS, BUD IT IS THE BIGGEST THING EVER
THE SOUNDTRACK TOPPED THE BILLBOARD 200 CHART FOR NINE WEEKS.
THE SOUNDTRACK HAS SOLD OVER ONE MILLION COPIES "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO" IS
THE LONGEST REIGNING CHART TOPPER FOR DISNEY IN "BILLBOARD" HISTORY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MAKING IT THE BIGGEST DISNEY SONG OF ALL TIME
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S -- BUT YOU WROTE ALL THESE GIANT SONGS. YOU WROTE, LIKE, EIGHT OF THESE
SONGS ON THE SOUNDTRACK. THAT'S AMAZING YOU DID THIS
>> IT'S CRAZY. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER PERFORMED IT >> I NEVER HAVE.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE, IF YOU'RE ON THE "TONIGHT SHOW,"
WE ALWAYS HAVE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IF YOU DON'T MIND, I HAVE A
CATERPILLAR COSTUME FOR YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, NOW WE HAVE TO DO IT.
YEAH, LET'S GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PERFORMING A MEDLEY OF SONGS
FROM "ENCANTO," LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] [ SINGING IN SPANISH ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I'M THE STRONG ON
I'M NOT NERVOU I'M AS TOUGH AS THE CRUS OF THE EARTH IS *
* I DON'T ASK HOW HAR THE WORK IS GOT A ROUG AND DESTRUCTIBLE SURFACE *
* DIAMONDS AND PLATINUM I FIND 'EM I FLATTEN 'E
I TAKE WHAT I'M HANDED * * I BREAK WHAT'S DEMANDED BUT UNDER THE SURFAC
BERSERK AS A TIGHT ROPE WALKER * * IN A THREE RING CIRCU
UNDER THE SURFAC WAS HERCULES EVERY LIKE YO * * I DON'T WANT TO
FIGHT CERBERUS UNDER THE SURFACE I'M PRETTY SUR I'M WORTHLESS IF I *
* CAN'T BE OF SERVICE A FLOOR A CRACK * * THE STRAW IN THE STAC
THAT BREAKS THE * * CAMEL'S BACK BREAKS THE CAMEL'S BACK *
* PRESSURE LIKE A DRI DRIP, DRIP THAT'LL NEVER STOP, WHOA *
* PRESSURE THAT'LL TI TIP, TIP TIL YOU JUST GO PO
WHOA * * GIVE IT TO YOUR SISTE YOUR SISTER'S OLDE
GIVE HER ALL * * THE HEAVY THINGS SHE CA SHOULDER WHO AM I IF I *
* CAN'T RUN WITH THE BALL IF I FALTER * *
* WELCOME TO TH FAMILY MADRIGA WELCOME TO THE
FAMILY MADRIGAL * * WHERE ALL THE PEOPLE AR FANTASTICAL AND MAGICA
I'M PART OF THE * * FAMILY MADRIGAL MY TIA PEP
HER MOOD AFFECTS THE * * WEATHER WHEN SHE'S UNHAPP WELL, THE TEMPERATURE GETS
WEIRD MY TIO BRUNO * * WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO *
* WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO NO, NO, NO * * WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO
IT WAS MY WEDDING DA WE WERE GETTING READY AND * * THERE WASN'T A CLOU
IN THE SKY NO CLOUDS ALLOWED IN THE SKY BRUNO WALKS IN WITH *
* A MISCHIEVOUS GRI ARE YOU TELLING THE STOR OR AM I *
* I'M SORRY, GO O WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUN NO, NO, NO *
* WE DON'T KNOW TALK ABOU BRUN I NEVER SHOULD *
* HAVE BROUGHT UP BRUNO WE DON'T TALK ABOUT * >> Jimmy: ALL THESE SONGS ARE
WRITTEN BY THIS GUY, LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA * BRUNO *
>> Jimmy: LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA, EVERYBODY. STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK BACK WITH BOBBY CANNAVALE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TWO-TIME EMMY-WINNING ACTOR
STARRING IN THE HIT SHOW, "THE WATCHER," WHICH IS CURRENTLY THE NUMBER ONE DRAMA SERIES ON
NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME, BOBBY CANNAVALE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU. >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A STUD.
YEAH, NUMBER ONE NOT TOO SHABBY, HUH? CONGRATS
YOU WEAR NUMBER ONE PRETTY WELL, BUD. YEAH
>> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANKS
YEAH IT'S NICE. MY FIRST NEW YORK -- IT'S MY
FIRST NUMBER ONE ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: IS IT REALLY >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT "THE WATCHER," WE HAD YOUR FANTASTIC SPOUSE, ROSE BYRNE --
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- ON THE SHOW TWO NIGHTS AGO
AND SHE WAS SAYING HOW INTO HALLOWEEN THE FAMILY WAS >> IT'S OCTOBER, RIGHT
YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] WE'VE BEEN AT IT SINCE JULY.
>> BUT WE LOVE IT. THAT'S -- IT REALLY IS -- IT'S THEIR FAVORITE HOLIDAY
AND, YOU KNOW, WE -- YOU KNOW, WE DO THE PUMPKIN PATCHES. WE DO THE CORN MAZES AND THE
CANNONS. AND THEN, YOU KNOW, WE GO THROUGH, LIKE, FOUR VERSIONS --
FOUR PUMPKINS THAT ROT BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN PUTTING THEM OUT THERE SINCE AUGUST, YOU KNOW,
JUST GETTING READY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JUST GETTING -- SO YOU
ALREADY HAD FOUR ROTTEN PUMPKINS >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: FINALLY, THIS IS THE WEEKEND. >> THIS IS FINALLY HAPPENING, SO
WE'RE REALLY EXCITED >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE WATCHER.
CONGRATS ON THIS >> YEAH? THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: AS I SAID, NUMBER ONE. >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: NUMBER ONE DRAMA SERIES ON NETFLIX FOR A WHILE NOW.
>> RYAN MURPHY >> Jimmy: IS IT RYAN MURPHY? >> RYAN MURPHY KNOWS WHAT'S UP
>> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA IT WOULD BE THIS BIG >> NO.
I MEAN, NO, YOU CAN'T PREDICT THESE THINGS AT ALL. I MEAN, I'VE BEEN IN THINGS THAT
I THOUGHT WERE GOING TO DO BETTER - >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> -- COMMERCIALLY, AND THEY WEREN'T. YOU JUST -- YOU JUST NEVER KNOW.
YOU ONLY CAN TELL -- LOOK, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS A LONG TIME. I COULD TELL SOMETHING'S BIG BY
HOW I'M TREATED, LIKE, AT THE GYM. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
[ LAUGHTER ] EVERYBODY WANTS TO SPOT ME, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY ALL KNOW YOU NOW.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. LIKE, THEY'LL ALWAYS -- YOU KNOW, THE EYE CONTACT.
AND THE LIKE -- YOU KNOW, PEOPLE DON'T BOTHER ME TOO MUCH BUT, LIKE, NOW, YOU KNOW,
THEY'RE JUST THERE LIKE, YOU KNOW, "THAT ENDING, BRO.
"THAT ENDING, BRO. YOU KNOW OR THEY WANT LIKE --
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: "THAT ENDING, BRO.
I DON'T KNOW WE'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT." >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
PEOPLE -- PEOPLE WILL COME RIGHT UP TO YOU AND TELL YOU WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF THE ENDING.
>> Jimmy: BUT DO YOU KNOW THE STORY AND HEAR ABOUT THE STORY, AND WERE YOU SPOOKED WHEN YOU
HEARD EVEN ABOUT THE STORY >> YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK THAT STORY'S REALLY
COOL AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST THAT ONE STORY IN "NEW YORK
MAGAZINE." >> Jimmy: YES. >> THE SOURCE OF THIS.
AND IT'S BEEN READ SO MANY TIMES. SO, I THINK, LIKE -- THERE'S
SOMETHING ABOUT IT -- I THINK IT'S REALLY ABOUT FEAR AND ABOUT POWERLESSNESS.
AND, LIKE, I THINK THE ACTUAL EVENT, TO ME, ISN'T THAT INTERESTING.
THEY NEVER FOUND OUT WHO DID IT, BUT YET, PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH IT.
I THINK THEY'RE OBSESSED WITH IT BECAUSE THAT FEELING OF POWERLESSNESS, OF BEING --
HAVING SOMETHING TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU. >> Jimmy: IT'S FRIGHTENING
>> AND NOT KNOWING WHO'S DOING IT, IS FRIGHTENING >> Jimmy: IT'S FRIGHTENING
>> IT'S TERRIFYING >> Jimmy: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN THAT SITUATION
>> I WAS INTERESTED IN THAT. >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU EVER BE IN THAT SITUATION
>> I WOULD NEVER BE IN THAT SITUATION. >> Jimmy: NO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER LIVE IN, LIKE -- I JUST
WOULDN'T LIVE LIKE THAT. I NEED A LOT OF PEOPLE AROUND ME
I CAN'T LIVE - >> Jimmy: YOU MEAN, LIKE, IN A HOUSE?
>> YEAH. LIKE, IN A HOUSE WITH A BIG PROPERTY
I LIKE TO HAVE -- I LIKE SHARING WALLS. [ LAUGHTER ]
I DO I LIKE HAVING -- >> Jimmy: SUCH A NEW YORKER.
>> I BELIEVE IN SAFETY IN NUMBERS. [ LAUGHTER ]
I LIKE HAVING A LOT OF PEOPLE AROUND >> Jimmy: A LOT OF PEOPLE
AROUND >> YEAH, I DO. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WITNESSES.
>> CITY PERSON >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: FOR PEOPLE THAT HAVEN'T SEEN "THE WATCHER" YET,
CAN YOU SET UP FOR EVERYBODY WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY
>> I PLAY -- I PLAY A GUY THAT RUNS AROUND THE HOUSE A LOT. [ LAUGHTER ]
I PLAY -- I PLAY A GUY WHO -- IT'S FAMILY, THEY MOVE IN. THEY -- YOU KNOW, THEY BUY THEIR
DREAM HOME >> Jimmy: AW, THAT'S SO CUTE >> THEY -- THEY PUT -- THEY
SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY THAT THEY'VE GOT FROM THIS HOUSE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND THE MOMENT THEY MOVE IN, SOMEONE STARTS SENDING CREEPY, HORRIBLE LETTERS TO THEM
AND -- AND THEY'RE, SORT OF -- AND THEN I DO A LOT OF RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE LOOKING SCARED.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, GETTING THESE LETTERS FROM SOMEONE CALLED "THE
WATCHER," AND THEY'RE SAYING, "I'M WATCHING YOU. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: "JUST LETTING YOU KNOW WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
>> YEAH, EXACTLY YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT >> "WE NOTICED -- WE NOTICED THAT YOU'VE GOT YOUNG BLOOD.
I HAVE TWO CHILDREN IN -- IN THIS THING AND THEY CALL -- THEY REFER TO
THEM AS "YOUNG BLOOD." >> Jimmy: OOF. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S BOBBY CANNAVALE IN "THE WATCHER. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
NAMES NOW, AND THE NAMES OF THE YOUNG BLOOD YOU HAVE BROUGHT ME. YOU CERTAINLY SAY THEIR NAMES
OFTEN. ELLIE, CARTER. ELLIE IS A LOVELY PIANIST WITH
DELICATE FINGERS [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC 657 BOULEVARD IS HAPPY YOU'RE
HERE [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE YOUNG
BLOOD ROAMED THE HALLWAYS OF THE HOUSE. HAVE YOU FOUND ALL THE SECRETS
IT HOLDS HERE? WILL THE YOUNG BLOOD PLAY IN THE BASEMENT, OR ARE THEY TOO AFRAID
TO GO DOWN THERE ALONE I WOULD BE VERY AFRAID IF I WERE THEM
IT IS FAR AWAY FROM THE REST OF THE HOUSE. IF YOU WERE UPSTAIRS, YOU WOULD
NEVER HEAR THEM SCREAM >> WHAT'S GOING ON >> Jimmy: "WHAT IS GOING ON?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BOBBY CANNAVALE, EVERYBODY "THE WATCHER" IS ON NETFLIX,
RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS, BUDDY. >> THANKS, BUDDY
>> Jimmy: COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A BETTER GUY JVKE PERFORMS AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS HIT, "GOLDEN HOUR," FROM HIS DEBUT ALBUM, "THIS IS WHAT -- FEELS
LIKE," WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM THE NEW YORK YOUTH SYMPHONY. PLEASE WELCOME JVKE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* *
SITTING IN THE CAR * * LISTENING TO BLONDE FALLING FOR EACH OTHER *
* PINK AND ORANGE SKIES FEELING SUPER CHILDISH * * NO DONALD GLOVE
MISSED CALL FROM MY MOTHER * * LIKE WHERE YOU AT TONIGHT GOT NO ALIBI *
* I WAS ALL ALONE WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE * * SHE'S GOT GLITTER FOR SKI
MY RADIANT BEA IN THE NIGHT * * I DON'T NEED NO LIGHT
TO SEE YOU SHINE * * IT'S YOUR GOLDEN HOUR YOU SLOW DOWN TIME
IN YOUR GOLDEN HOUR * * >> YEAH, THAT'S IT
YEAH * WE WERE JUST TWO LOVERS FEET UP ON THE DASH *
* DRIVING NOWHERE FAS BURNING THROUGH THE SUMMER * * RADIO ON BLAS
MAKE THE MOMENT LAST * * SHE GOT SOLAR POWER MINUTES FEEL LIKE HOURS *
* SHE KNEW SHE WA THE BADDEST * * CAN YOU EVEN IMAGIN
FALLING LIKE I DID * * FOR THE LOV OF MY LIFE *
* SHE'S GOT GLO ON HER FACE * * A GLORIOUS LOOK
IN HER EYES * * MY ANGEL OF LIGHT I WAS ALL ALON
WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE * * SHE'S GOT GLITTER FOR SKI MY RADIANT BEA
IN THE NIGHT * * OH I DON'T NEED NO LIGH TO SEE YOU SHINE *
* IT'S YOUR GOLDEN HOUR OH YOU SLOW DOWN TIM IN YOUR GOLDEN HOUR *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW! UNBELIEVABLE, BUD.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, PAL UNBELIEVABLE
JVKE "THIS IS WHAT -- FEELS LIKE" IS OUT NOW.
MY THANKS TO LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA, BOBBY CANNAVALE, JVKE, ONCE
AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE,
FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.