>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - DANIEL RADCLIFFE
WINSTON DUKE COMEDIAN, CAROLINE RHEA, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1736 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT SOUNDS GREAT. I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU, EVERYONE ENJOY. WELCOME, EVERYONE.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU'RE HERE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU CAN TELL I'M IN THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT
I'VE BEEN WEARING MY JIMMY KIMMEL COSTUME FOR ALMOST TWO MONTHS NOW
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS FUN -- EARLIER TONIGHT, PRESIDENT
BIDEN AND THE FIRST LADY WELCOMED TRICK OR TREATERS TO THE WHITE HOUSE FOR THE FIRST
FULLY IN-PERSON HALLOWEEN CELEBRATION SINCE THE PANDEMIC YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP, HALLOWEEN WAS BACK AT THE WHITE HOUSE, AND IT WAS A NICE
CHANCE TO REUSE MELANIA'S CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS. [ LAUGHTER ]
TRICK OR TREATERS WERE PSYCHED EVERY KID WENT HOME WITH A BAG OF CANDY
IT WAS DIFFERENT THAN THE LAST ADMINISTRATION, WHEN EVERY KID WENT HOME WITH A BAG OF
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS [ LAUGHTER ] "ONLY TAKE ONE
ONLY TAKE ONE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT." [ LAUGHTER ]
"MEET YOU AT MAR-A-LAGO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I READ THAT SOME OF THE MOST
POPULAR HALLOWEEN CANDIES THIS YEAR ARE REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS, KIT KATS, AND SNICKERS
[ CHEERS ] BUT THERE -- THERE ARE SOME CANDIES OUT THERE THAT PEOPLE
DON'T LIKE AS MUCH TARIQ, YOU THINK YOU CAN GIVE US SOME TIPS ON WHICH CANDIES
TO AVOID >> Tariq: DO I [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HIT IT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* CANDY COR YOU CAN TAKE A BACKSEA YOUR TACKY WAX
BAD AS RANCID CRAB MEAT * * NECCO WAFER YOU'RE INEDIBLE ROCK
JUST A SWOLE-ASS SMARTIE THAT TAKES LIKE CHALK * * DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED
ON GOOD & PLENTY'S YOU TASTES LIKE PENNIE MORE LIKE BAD & TOO MANY'S *
* AND MILK DUDS GET AWAY FROM ME WON'T GET YOU OUT OF MY TEET
UNTIL CHRISTMAS EVE * * AND JUJUBES YOU GET AN EW FROM ME *
* I'D RATHE CHEW BLUE CHEESE MIXED WITH PRUNE JUICE
PLEASE * * AND DOTS HOW 'BOUT NO YOU CAN ROT IN THE BOX
GIMME TWIX JUNIOR MINT ANYTHING BUT A DOT * * GIMME REESE'S SNICKER
CRUNCH OR RUNT BUT GIMME LAFFY TAFF AND I'LL PUNCH YOUR GUTS *
* I'LL TAKE ANYTHIN OUT OF DESPERATION IF THE ONLY OTHER OPTION
IS A BOX OF RAISINS * >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON, NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON, NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> Steve: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S AMAZING [ APPLAUSE ] THE GREATEST
>> Steve: OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER -- COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HEY GUYS, I SAW THAT THIS
WEEKEND, FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS CAMPAIGNING IN MICHIGAN. AND WHEN HE STARTED TALKING
ABOUT GETTING OLDER, SOME WOMEN IN THE CROWD CHIMED IN TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT SOMETIMES GOING OUT ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL FEELS A LITTLE
HARDER THAN IT USED TO NOT JUST BECAUSE I'M OLDER AND GRAYER -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> FINE LITTLE - [ CHEERS ]
>> I DON'T KNOW IF Y'ALL HEARD THAT SAID I WAS STILL FINE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FINE THEN MICHELLE WAS LIKE, "YEAH,
I THINK WE'RE DONE WITH THE CAMPAIGN SPEECHES, ALL RIGHT?" [ LAUGHTER ]
HE'S LIKE, "I'M BARACK OBAMA, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE." [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S THE ONE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBAMA AND BIDEN. WHEN OBAMA IS ON STAGE, PEOPLE
ARE LIKE, "HE IS FINE. AND WHEN BIDEN IS ON STAGE, PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "HE'S FINE.
[ LAUGHTER ] "FINE. THAT'S RIGHT, THE DEMOCRATS
HAVE DEPLOYED OBAMA ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL TELL ME YOU'RE NERVOUS ABOUT
THE MIDTERMS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'RE NERVOUS ABOUT THE MIDTERMS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS - IN ELON MUSK'S FIRST ROUND OF
LAYOFFS AT TWITTER, HE REPORTEDLY PLANS TO FIRE 25% OF THE COMPANY'S WORK FORCE
MEANWHILE, FACEBOOK SAID, "WE'RE HIRING. EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "NO,
THANKS." [ LAUGHTER ] BUT TWITTER IS ACTUALLY TRYING
TO HIRE REPLACEMENTS, AND WE FOUND SOME QUESTIONS ON THE APPLICATION THAT ELON MUSK IS
SENDING OUT. AND HERE ARE SOME OF THE QUESTIONS.
THEY'RE VERY INTERESTING, HERE LET'S CHECK SOME OF THESE OUT. FIRST ONE SAYS, "ON A SCALE
FROM FLOP TO BANGER, HOW MID ARE YOU? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NEXT UP, THERE'S, "ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WORKING SOMEPLACE WHERE THE PUNISHMENT FOR EATING
SOMEONE'S FOOD IN THE OFFICE FRIDGE IS BEING BLASTED INTO SPACE?
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AFTER THAT, IT ASKED, "WOULD YOU PREFER TO BE PAID IN
DOGECOIN OR FORTNITE V-BUCKS?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "V-BUCKS, PLEASE."
YEP. THEN IT SAYS, "PLEASE ATTACH YOUR RESUME AND THE DANKEST
SPONGEBOB MEME YOU CAN FIND. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THESE ARE ODD QUESTIONS.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, IT ASKS, "CAN I BORROW $44 BILLION?
>> Steve: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GOOD LUCK.
BUT DID YOU SEE THIS, THOUGH ELON MUSK TWEETED SOMETHING THAT WAS CONSIDERED
MISINFORMATION AND THEN DELETED IT LATER, BECAUSE IT WAS A A FALSE CONSPIRACY THEORY.
WHICH IS AWKWARD WHEN YOU'RE THE OWNER OF TWITTER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HERE WAS THE EMAIL THAT MUSK RECEIVED IT SAID, "DEAR ME -- I REGRET
TO INFORM ME THAT MY TWEET VIOLATED MY TERMS OF SERVICE SO I WILL HAVE TO ASK ME TO
DELETE MY TWEET AS SOON AS ME CAN. IF I DO NOT DELETE MY TWEET, I
WILL BE FORCED TO DO IT FOR ME IF I-YOU-ME HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, YOU-ME SHOULD CONTACT ME AT
OUR-US'S EARLIEST CONVENIENCE. YOURS TRULY, YOU." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S A LOT TO FIGURE - >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, I SAW THAT TO REDUCE THE AMOUNT OF
MISINFORMATION ON THEIR PLATFORM, YOUTUBE WILL NOW LET DOCTORS AND NURSES APPLY FOR
THEIR VIDEOS TO BE MARKED AS RELIABLE YEAH
YOUTUBE FINALLY LOOKED AT ALL THEIR MISINFORMATION ON THEIR SITE AND SAID --
THAT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SO NOW PEOPLE WHO
POST FAKE INFORMATION ONLINE ARE FREAKING OUT, LIKE -
[ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE IF THEY KEEP SPREADING LIES, YOUTUBE MIGHT STEP IN AND STOP THEM, KIND OF LIKE --
>> THE QUESTION IS HOW DO DEMOCRACIES RESPOND TO - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND WHAT WILL IT MEAN FOR - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT PEOPLE NEED TO
KNOW WHICH SOURCES TO TRUST, OR THEY COULD FALL FOR ANYTHING LIKE -
>> OH. OH, OH, OH, OH, OH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OR THEY MIGHT JUMP TO WRONG CONCLUSIONS, KIND OF LIKE -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO - IF YOU'RE SPREADING
MISINFORMATION, IT'S GOT TO COME DOWN, KIND OF LIKE --
[ CRASHING ]
>> HEY, RON. >> HEY, BILLY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND PLEASE, ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOUR SOURCES ARE RELIABLE, OR NOTHING YOU SAY
WILL MAKE SENSE. KIND OF LIKE -
>> I LIKE TURTLES.
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I HOPE THAT HELPED
I HOPE THAT HELPED EVERYBODY [ APPLAUSE ] "HI, BILLY."
>> Steve: "HEY, RON. [ LAUGHTER ] [ GARGLING ]
"HEY, RON. >> Jimmy: "HEY, BILLY. [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. SPIRIT AIRLINES JUST REVEALED UPGRADED, LARGER SEATS THAT
THEY'RE ADDING TO THEIR NEW PLANES >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE ALL ON THE WING, BUT STILL, IT'S SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, LARGER SEATS BUT TO MAXIMIZE PROFIT, THEY'LL
MAKE YOU SPOON WITH ANOTHER PASSENGER. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, GET THIS, I HEARD THAT NEARLY 150,000 POUNDS OF CHICKEN PATTIES SOLD AT COSTCO
HAVE BEEN RECALLED, 'CAUSE THERE MIGHT BE PLASTIC IN IT 150,000 POUNDS OF CHICKEN.
THANKFULLY, AT COSTCO, THAT'S JUST ONE PACKAGE [ LAUGHTER ]
FINALLY -- [ LAUGHTER ] SOME THIEVES IN GEORGIA WERE
ARRESTED AFTER POLICE FOUND THEM BY FOLLOWING A TRAIL OF CANDY WRAPPERS IN THE WOODS.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE JUDGE MUST HAVE HAD FUN WITH THE STORY BECAUSE THEIR
BAIL WAS 100 GRAND WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. COME ON NOW.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT LOOKS GREAT
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT. HE STARS AS WEIRD AL IN THE -- IN "WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC
STORY," WHICH IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE, EXCLUSIVELY ON THE ROKU CHANNEL, THIS FRIDAY
DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: "WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY. MY FAV
PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HIM IN "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER," WHICH IS IN THEATERS
AND IMAX NOVEMBER 11th WINSTON DUKE IS ON THE SHOW, TONIGHT.
>> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND YOU KNOW HER AS
AUNT HILDA FROM "SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH. YOU CAN SEE HER PERFORMING AT
THE EPIC EVENT CENTER IN GREEN BAY, NOVEMBER 18th WE HAVE STAND-UP FROM
CAROLINE RHEA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON, LOVE --
>> Jimmy: I LOVE CAROLINE RHEA >> Steve: LOVE CAROLINE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO
GUYS, LAST YEAR I RELEASED A A HOLIDAY SONG WITH ARIANA GRANDE AND
MEGAN THEE STALLION. [ CHEERS ] AND I WANTED TO KEEP THAT
TRADITION GOING. SO I'M ANNOUNCING THAT I'M RELEASING ANOTHER HOLIDAY SONG
THIS YEAR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I -- I THOUGHT WHAT BETTER
DAY TO ANNOUNCE IT THAN HALLOWEEN? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PEOPLE -- WELL, PEOPLE HAVE THAT DEBATE AFTER THANKSGIVING PEOPLE HAVE THE DEBATE, THEY
GO, "CAN WE LISTEN TO HOLIDAY MUSIC? CAN WE LISTEN TO CHRISTMAS
MUSIC? IS IT TOO EARLY? CAN WE PUT ON MARIAH CAREY
NOW? >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: I SAY, YEAH.
IF IT'S GOOD, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO. SO, I THOUGHT IT'D BE KIND OF
FUN IF I PUT OUT A SONG AND RELEASED IT AROUND HALLOWEEN FOR THE HOLIDAYS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT'S IT CALLED >> Jimmy: AND I -- I DID IT.
IT'S A DUET WITH ME AND A MUSIC LEGEND, ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE OF ALL TIME,
DOLLY PARTON >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IT IS CALLED, "ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS. THERE'S ME AND DOLLY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I THOUGHT I'D DEBUT IT TONIGHT ON THE HALLOWEEN SHOW AND MAYBE
PLAY A LITTLE BIT FOR YOU. YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR A LITTLE TASTE?
>> YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DOLLY.
* IT'S ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMA TOO SOON
TO BE SINGING THIS SONG * * THERE'S STILL HALLOWEEN DECORATION
AND HATERS WILL SAY THAT IT'S WRONG * * LET'S TURN ON THE LIGHT
FOR MARIAH TELL RUDOLPH TO SHINE UP HIS NOSE *
* IT'S ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMA BUT WHY DON'T WE SEE
HOW IT GOES * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S OUT THIS
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 4th, AROUND THE WORLD. AND NOW, IN CELEBRATION OF MY
CHRISTMAS SONG, AND BECAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME OF OUR FAVORITE MOVIE
MONSTERS T.P. THE AUDIENCE * THERE YOU GO
GO FOR IT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS ] * TO SANTA'S SLEIGH
SO GRAB -- AND MAKE IT RAI >> Jimmy: YEAH * EVEN IN THE AUTUMN WEATHE
WE'LL BE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS * >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
* SO STRING UP THE LIGHTS * >> Jimmy: MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. COME ON BACK
* IT'S ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMA TOO SOON
TO BE SINGING THIS SONG * >> WHEN I GOT THE EMAIL BEING LIKE, "YOU'VE BEEN OFFERED THE
PART OF AL YANKOVIC IN 'THE AL YANKOVIC STORY,'" I WAS LIKE, "I MEAN, I'M VERY
FLATTERED, BUT THERE ARE, SURELY, OTHER PEOPLE THAT ARE CLOSER, PHYSICALLY, TO AL.
OR TO -- [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, AND SORT OF HAD THAT
REACTION >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE WEIRD AL
>> RIGHT
HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW," WE LOVE SONGS, AND WE ESPECIALLY LOVE SONGS WRITTEN BY OUR
AUDIENCE MEMBERS IN UNDER AN HOUR IT'S TIME FOR "BATTLE OF THE
INSTANT SONGWRITERS. HERE WE GO
*
* I'M SINGING SONGS AND I'M WRITING SONG ABOUT ANOTHER SONG *
* >> Jimmy: OH, WELCOME TO "BATTLE OF THE INSTANT
SONGWRITERS. BEFORE THE SHOW, WE WENT THROUGH OUR GREAT AUDIENCE AND
PICKED OUT TWO PEOPLE WHO SAID THEY WERE MUSICIANS. WE GAVE THEM EACH A MADE-UP
SONG TITLE AND GAVE THEM AN HOUR TO WRITE AN ORIGINAL SONG BASED ON THAT TITLE.
THIS IS REAL HERE'S A SHOT OF THEM PRACTICING BACKSTAGE A MINUTE
AGO. [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT
I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY COME UP WITH SO, LET'S MEET THEM RIGHT NOW.
COME ON OVER, GUYS WELCOME TO THE SHOW. HEY!
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." LET'S START WITH CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> I'M ALLIE CHIPKIN FROM
POUGHKEEPSIE, NEW YORK >> Jimmy: NO WAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH, MY GOD I GOT MY START OVER THERE. THAT'S -- YEAH
WHAT WAS THE TITLE OF THE SONG YOU WERE GIVEN >> "TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT.
>> Jimmy: OOH. "TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT." I FEEL THAT WAY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHAT INSTRUMENT WILL YOU BE PLAYING?
>> THE GUITAR. >> Jimmy: OH, COOL ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T YOU GO
OVER AND GET READY AND THEN I'LL INTRODUCE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S GOING TO BE FUN DON'T GET NERVOUS. YOU'LL HAVE YOUR SHOT.
YEAH, IT'LL BE FINE. YOU'LL BE GOOD YEAH, WE GOT THIS.
* AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE TO PERFORM THE WORLD
PREMIERE OF THE SOON-TO-BE CLASSIC, "TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT," IT'S ALLIE CHIPKIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* SO WHAT IF MY HAI IS TURNING GRA
I CAN STILL GE DOWN WITH A MILKY WAY * [ LAUGHTER ]
* AND I FIND TH BEST TREATMENT FOR MY WRINKLES IS ANYTHIN
WITH SPRINKLES * [ LAUGHTER ] * NOW I KNOW IT'S PRETT
EARLY IN THE NIGHT BUT JEOPARDY'S AT 7:00 AND I DON'T SEE WELL *
* IN DIM LIGHT * [ LAUGHTER ] * I TOOK OFF MY MAS
SO I WON'T OVERHEA DID YOU SAY I'M TO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * WELL YOU CA SMELL MY FEE
YOU DON'T OWN THIS TREAT YOU CAN SMELL MY FEET * * I'D EVEN TAKE TOOTHPAST
BUT I'M NOT TOO OL TO TRICK OR TREAT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT GIVE IT UP FOR ALLIE CHIPKIN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL DONE. THANK YOU, PAL
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> MY NAME IS TOM McGOVERN
I'M FROM ALLENTOWN, NEW JERSEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, TOM
>> Steve: HEY! >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
>> THANKS DUDE >> Jimmy: AND TELL EVERYONE WHAT SONG TITLE WAS GIVEN TO
YOU. >> THE SONG TITLE WAS "LET'S AVOID THE WEIRD GUY'S HOUSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT IS HALLOWEEN. "LET'S AVOID THE WEIRD GUY'S
HOUSE. AND WHAT INSTRUMENT WILL YOU BE PLAYING TONIGHT?
>> I'LL BE PLAYING PIANO >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, TOM, GO OVER AND GET READY
WHENEVER YOU'RE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON OVER
YOU CAN COME OVER HERE THAT WAS GREAT >> OH, THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GET READY FOR THE WORLD PREMIERE OF "LET'S AVOID THE
WEIRD GUY'S HOUSE" BY TOM McGOVERN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* THE SUN GOES DOWN ON HALLOWEEN IT'S TIME TO
TRICK OR TREAT * * MY FRIENDS AND ARE ALL DRESSE
UP LIKE GHOSTS IN FITTED SHEETS * * WE GO DOOR TO DOO
TO SNAG SOME PEANUT BUTTER CUPS THEN WE HEAR *
* SOMEONE SHOUTING SO WE TURN TO SEE WHAT'S UP SOME GUY SAY
HEY, COME OVER * * I'VE GOT AL THE AWESOME SNACKS
AND THEN HE HITS A VAPE AND STARTS TO PLA * THE ALTO SAX *
[ LAUGHTER ] * HE'S HANDING OUT POTATOES AND SOME TRAPS
TO CATCH A MOUSE LET'S AVOID THE * * WEIRD GUY'S HOUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * WE SHOULD FIND TH HOUSE THAT'S GIVIN
KING SIZE CANDY BARS AND MAYBE WE AVOID THE MAN * * THAT'S TWERKING
ON HIS CAR * [ LAUGHTER ] * HE LIGHTS OFF
TINY FIREWORKS WHILE CRYING ON HIS LAWN THEN HE STEPS ONTO *
* HIS PORCH AND STARTS TO SING CELINE DION HE DOES THIS EVERY YEA
WE DON'T KNOW * * WHAT HE'S ALL ABOUT BUT LET'S AVOI
THE WEIRD GUY'S HOUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, VERY NICE COME ON OVER, BUD. *
WELL DONE, BUDDY >> THANK YOU THANK YOU, SIR
>> Jimmy: TOM McGOVERN, EVERYBODY. GIVE IT UP FOR TOM
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, IT'S TIME TO SEE WHO WON. WE'RE GOING TO LET OUR AUDIENCE
DECIDE THE WINNER. [ DRUM ROLL YES.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DON'T BE CRUEL, YOU GUYS [ LAUGHTER ]
WAS IT TOM McGOVERN? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WAS IT ALLIE CHIPKIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO GIVE IT TO TOM McGOVERN IS THE WINNER,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YES OKAY, NICELY DONE. >> Jimmy: TOM, CONGRATULATIONS
>> YES, SIR. >> Jimmy: YOU GET A SWEATSHIRT THAT SAYS "I LOVE MUSIC.
>> AWESOME >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> AWESOME >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: WE'RE ALSO GIVING YOU A NOTEBOOK SO YOU CAN WRITE MORE HITS.
AND IN THERE, WE GIVE YOU $1,000 >> AWESOME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HAPPY HALLOWEEN. >> THANK YOU
[ LAUGHTER ] >> HAPPY HALLOWEEN >> Jimmy: NO, NO ONE GOES HOME
EMPTY -- YOU GET A SWEATSHIRT THAT SAYS "I LOVE MUSIC" AS WELL
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND YOU GET A "TONIGHT SHOW"
NOTEBOOK AND $1,000 AS WELL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR TWO NEW INSTANT SONGWRITERS.
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DANIEL RADCLIFFE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> LIKE, PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY TO
ME, "CAROLINE, YOUR FACE IS SO FULL WHAT KIND OF FILLER DO YOU
USE? "IS IT RESTYLANE OR JUVEDERM?" I'M LIKE, "FUDGE."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO STARS
AS WEIRD AL YANKOVIC IN "WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY," WHICH IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE
EXCLUSIVELY ON THE ROKU CHANNEL THIS FRIDAY. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME
DANIEL RADCLIFFE
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THAT'S FAIR >> Jimmy: DANIEL RADCLIFFE, WE LOVE SEEING YOU BUDDY.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME AND THANK YOU FOR THE -- THE COOLEST ENTRANCE MUSIC I WILL,
MAYBE, EVER HAVE TO ANYTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE ROOTS. YEAH
[ CHEERS ] THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IT YEAH
I LOVE THAT YOU'RE HERE ON HALLOWEEN, FOR MANY REASONS. JUST, I'M JUST HAPPY YOU'RE
HERE BUT ALSO, YOU MUST RUN INTO VERSIONS OF YOU --
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- A LOT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. ABSOLUTELY >> Jimmy: ON HALLOWEEN
HOW DOES ONE REACT WHEN -- >> I MEAN, JUST, YOU KNOW, GIVE A POSITIVE REVIEW.
DON'T -- YOU KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M HOPING
YES. >> YEAH, NO. I'M NOT GOING TO, LIKE, GIVE
THEM NOTES OR CRITIQUE THEM IN ANY WAY. YEAH, AND IT IS, LIKE --
IT'S -- IT'S A LOVELY THING. MY FRIENDS SEND ME PHOTOS OF THEIR FRIENDS' KIDS OR THEIR
KIDS, LIKE, DRESSED UP AS POTTER AND YEAH, IT'S AWESOME
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF REHEARSALS RIGHT NOW. YOU RETURN TO THE THEATER.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE'RE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU YES.
I'M TERRIFIED. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING ALL THE COOL THINGS.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I LOVE THESE CHOICES WHAT IS THIS YOU'RE DOING?
>> IT'S A MUSICAL CALLED "MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG," WHICH SOME PEOPLE WILL KNOW AND
OTHERS MAY NOT [ CHEERS ] IT'S A SONDHEIM SHOW
IT'S ONE OF -- I'VE SEEN THIS PRODUCTION IN LONDON MANY YEARS AGO AND IT'S ONE OF THE BEST
THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN. SO, NOW I GET TO BE A PART OF DOING IT HERE, WHICH IS VERY
INTIMIDATING BUT GREAT >> Jimmy: YOU'RE CO-STARRING WITH JONATHAN GROFF.
>> YEAH, JONATHAN GROFF AND LINDSAY MENDEZ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH WHO I -- I COULD NOT WISH FOR A BETTER TWO PEOPLE.
AND LIKE, PROFESSIONALS AND TALENTED PEOPLE BUT ALSO HUMAN BEINGS TO DO THIS WITH
SO I'M VERY, VERY LUCKY TO BE WORKING WITH THEM. >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD MAN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PREVIEWS -- PREVIEWS BEGIN NOVEMBER 21st.
>> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: IT OPENS DECEMBER 12th.
OH, HE'S LIKE, YEAH. >> THAT'S TERRIFYING >> Jimmy: DUDE, DON'T LEAVE
RIGHT NOW. STAY HERE. AND IT OPENS DECEMBER 12th AT
NEW YORK THEATRE WORKSHOP. EVERYONE SHOULD CHECK THAT OUT LET'S TALK ABOUT --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S TALK ABOUT "WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY.
FINALLY, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS >> YES
>> Jimmy: IT'S OUT ON FRIDAY >> YEAH, I'M SO EXCITED FOR PEOPLE TO SEE IT
>> Jimmy: THE REVIEWS ARE AMAZING. CONGRATS ON ALL THE GREAT BUZZ
AROUND THIS. >> I KNOW. THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: YOU PLAY AL. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU PLAY WEIRD AL.
>> YEAH, I KNOW. >> Jimmy: WHAT -- WHEN YOU FIRST HEARD THAT WEIRD AL
WANTED YOU FOR THIS ROLE, WHAT WENT THROUGH YOUR HEAD >> I MEAN, I KNEW AL -- NOT
PERSONALLY, BUT I KNEW HIS WORK I KNEW WHO HE WAS.
SO, WHEN I GOT THE EMAIL BEING LIKE, "YOU'VE BEEN OFFERED THE PART OF AL YANKOVIC IN 'THE
AL YANKOVIC STORY,'" I WAS LIKE, "I MEAN, I'M VERY FLATTERED, BUT THERE ARE,
SURELY, OTHER PEOPLE THAT ARE CLOSER, PHYSICALLY, TO AL. OR TO --
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, AND TO - >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE
WEIRD AL >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: AT ALL
>> AND, YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONLY ABOUT FOUR FOOT BETWEEN US [ LAUGHTER ]
AND SO, LIKE -- BUT THEN AS SOON AS I WAS READING -- HONESTLY, AS SOON AS I OPENED
THE FIRST PAGE OF THE SCRIPT, I WAS LIKE, "OH, RIGHT OKAY
I GET WHAT THE JOKE IS ACCURACY IS NOT THE POINT HERE WE'RE DOING SOMETHING ELSE
ENTIRELY." [ LAUGHTER ] AND AT -- AT THAT POINT, I WAS
LIKE, OH, I CAN DO THIS VERSION OF AL. AND IT WAS -- IT WAS SO EVIDENT
FROM JUST FROM READING THE SCRIPT, WHAT A GREAT, FUN THING THIS WOULD BE TO DO.
IT'S, LIKE, SIX SONGS AND TWO ACTION SEQUENCES AND, LIKE, INSANE SCENES THAT YOU GET TO
DO YES, SO IT WAS A VERY EASY, YES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH WHAT WAS IT LIKE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE IT, IT'S SO FUN. WHAT'S IT LIKE PLAYING WEIRD AL
IN FRONT OF AL BECAUSE I'M ASSUMING HE WAS ON SET >> YES, HE WAS
HE WAS THERE EVERY DAY I THINK IT WAS, HONESTLY, STRANGER FOR HIM THAN ME JUST
BECAUSE WE ARE ACTING OUT THIS, LIKE, BIZARRO WORLD VERSION OF PARTS OF HIS LIFE.
AND ALSO, A WEIRD THING HAPPENED IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
I USE THE WORD, "WEIRD," SO MUCH >> Jimmy: I KNOW
I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT >> ANYWAY, IT'S -- >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
WHEN TALKING ABOUT THIS. I'M LIKE, "IS IT WEIRD TO SAY 'WEIRD' IN WEIRD AL?
>> NO, IT'S NOT. >> Jimmy: I'M LIKE -- >> IT'S OUR ONLY OPTION.
>> Jimmy: YES, IT IS >> BUT I -- >> Jimmy: WE NEED ANOTHER
OPTION FOR THE WORD, "WEIRD. >> BUT SO, WE -- I -- THE THINGS HAPPEN ON FILM SETS,
WHICH YOU KNOW WHERE YOU GET CALLED BY YOUR CHARACTER NAME A LOT.
SO, ON SET, I WAS REFERRED TO OVER THE WALKIE TALKIE AND STUFF AS "WEIRD AL."
AND THEN, THEY NEEDED SOMETHING ELSE TO CALL THE "WEIRD AL," SO HE ENDED UP BEING "REAL AL."
WHICH AFTER HAVING CRAFTED A A PERSONA FOR LIKE 40 YEARS, IT'S PROBABLY REALLY ANNOYING
TO BE STRIPPED OF IT ON YOUR FIRST DAY ON A FILM SET. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YES, YOU'RE LIKE, "I WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE TO BE WEIRD AL
NOW I'M REAL -- REAL AL YANKOVIC? >> YEAH, I'M WEIRD AL NOW.
YEAH >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE WEIRD AL AND HE'S REAL AL
DID HE EVER PULL YOU ASIDE AND GO, "HEY, I WOULDN'T DO IT THAT WAY.
I ACTED THIS WAY." >> AS YOU KNOW, THE VERSION OF AL THAT I'M PLAYING IN THE FILM
IS SO -- IT'S AT TIMES LIKE THE REAL AL BUT IT'S AT TIMES SO FAR FROM THAT THAT IT WASN'T
REALLY A CONCERN HIS MAIN -- THE THING HE CARED ABOUT THE MOST, I THINK, EVEN
IN AN INSANE VERSION OF A BIOPIC WAS THAT HE NOT LOOK TERRIBLE AT PLAYING THE
INSTRUMENT THAT HE IS FAMOUS FOR PLAYING. AND SO, MOST OF HIS NOTES WERE
ACCORDION-BASED. BUT MOST OF THEM WERE PARTICULARLY ABOUT HOW MUCH I
AM PUMPING THE BELLOWS I WAS NOT PUMPING ENOUGH [ LAUGHTER ]
AND SO, I -- MANY OF THE NOTES WERE JUST HIM BEING -- BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WHICH IS FAIR ENOUGH
YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK CRAP AT PLAYING THE THING YOU'RE FAMOUS FOR BEING GOOD AT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH BEFORE WE SHOW A CLIP, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO SET
UP THE MOVIE >> YEAH, JUST THAT IT'S THE 100% HISTORICALLY ACCURATE AND
UNASSAILABLY TRUE STORY OF THE LIFE OF WEIRD AL YANKOVIC. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S DANIEL RADCLIFFE IN
"WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
* WHO
MY MY MY SHARONA WHOO MY MY MY BOLOGNA *
* WHO MY MY MY BOLOGNA WHOO *
>> AL? >> MY, MY, MY BOLOGNA. MY, MY, MY BOLOGNA
>> YOU OKAY? * * OOH MY LITTLE HUNGRY ON
HUNGRY ONE OPEN UP A PACKAG OF MY BOLOGNA *
>> Jimmy: YO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE A LEGEND IS BORN
DANIEL RADCLIFFE, EVERYONE "WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY" IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE
EXCLUSIVELY ON THE ROKU CHANNEL THIS FRIDAY. WINSTON DUKE JOINS US NEXT
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR, WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE GIANT NEW FILM,
"BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND iMAX, NOVEMBER 11th.
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME WINSTON DUKE
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
WELCOME. >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING
HERE WINSTON -- >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
>> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. AND THANKS FOR BEING ON THE
SHOW I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "WAKANDA FOREVER.
BUT, CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT -- "BLACK PANTHER" WAS YOUR -- WAS THAT YOUR FIRST ROLE
NO >> WAS INDEED MY FIRST ROLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I'M SORRY. YOUR FIRST ROLE? >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY, HUH? >> NOT TOO SHABBY AT ALL >> Jimmy: NO
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S -- IT WAS VERY, JUST, LIKE, MIND BLOWING SHOWING UP
ON SET THE FIRST DAY AND IT'S LIKE, OKAY, TURN LEFT, ANGELA BASSETT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH AND NOW "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA
FOREVER," EVERYONE CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS. NOVEMBER 11th.
WE'RE ALL PSYCHED TO SEE IT. IT'S BIGGER, IT'S JUST GIANT, ACTION PACKED.
BUT THEN WE JUST HEARD THAT RIHANNA HAS A SONG IN IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THE QUEEN THE QUEEN HERSELF. >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S HER FIRST
SONG IN SIX YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE'S GOING CRAZY FOR IT.
>> THIS IS WHAT THE WAIT WAS FOR. THEY WERE JUST -- WE WERE JUST
WAITING FOR "WAKANDA FOREVER." >> Jimmy: YEAH THE MOVIE PAYS TRIBUTE TO
CHADWICK BOSEMAN, WHO WE'RE ALL SO SAD THAT HE'S NOT WITH US IT MUST HAVE BEEN DIFFICULT
TO -- TO FILM THIS >> YEAH. I MEAN, IT WAS VERY -- JUST
A LOT OF EMOTIONS EVERY DAY, A A LOT OF GRIEF AND SINCE NONE OF US KNEW HE
WAS EVEN SICK, IT WAS SO MUCH FOR EVERYONE INCLUDED. YOU KNOW, IT WAS, YOU KNOW, ALL
THE WAY FROM RYAN TO THE CAST, ALL THE PRODUCERS. SO, YOU KNOW, RIGHT BEFORE THE
FIRST DAY, THEY TOOK US TO HIS GRAVE SITE, AND WE ALL, AS A A CAST, SAID GOODBYE
WE ALL SAID OUR GOODBYE AND, LIKE, TOLD STORIES OF, YOU KNOW, WHAT HE MEANT TO US AND
STARTED THE SHOW AND BONDED. AND EVEN THOUGH WE'D ALL BE GRIEVING ON DIFFERENT DAYS, IT
WAS GOOD TO KNOW THAT YOU KIND OF HAD A COMMUNITY AROUND YOU THAT COULD PICK YOU UP ON THAT
DAY. AND WHEN THE OTHER PERSON'S GRIEVING ON THEIR DAY, YOU PICK
THEM UP, YOU KNOW. SO, IT HELPED. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ APPLAUSE ] DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU WORKED WITH CHADWICK
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. SO, THE FIRST TIME I MET
CHADWICK, WAS THE FINAL AUDITION, THE SCREEN TEST. AND WE WERE GOING THROUGH THE
SCENES, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "WE JUST WANT TO SEE HOW YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE TOGETHER, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, HOW YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY SO COULD YOU WRESTLE OR
SOMETHING? COULD YOU WRESTLE AROUND?" AND I'M LIKE, "OKAY, ALL
RIGHT. IF THAT'S GOING TO GET ME THIS JOB, I'M GOING TO WRESTLE.
AND WE START WRESTLING, AND HE'S A MARTIAL ARTIST, SO HE CAN HOLD HIS OWN
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN I WRESTLED, YOU KNOW, ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL AND, LIKE,
STARTED A LITTLE BIT IN COLLEGE. AND I GOT IN THERE, AND I,
LIKE, CROUCHED DOWN. AND THE FIRST THING THAT HAPPENED WAS MY PANTS SPLIT
OPEN [ LAUGHTER ] I TELL YOU, I HAVE THE BEST
THINGS HAPPEN TO ME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M TELLING YOU, GOD HAS
A SENSE OF HUMOR [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS THE ONE THING I CAN
CONFIRM. AND I'M LIKE, I'M ONE OF HIS FAVORITES.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU KNOW DID YOU HEAR IT?
>> OH, WE SAW IT >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS
ADOPTED THIS THING WHEN IT COMES TO, LIKE, AUDITIONS. I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, I DON'T
HAVE TO BOOK THE JOB I JUST HAVE TO WIN THE ROOM. I JUST HAVE TO WIN THE ROOM.
IF I KNOW I WIN THE ROOM, THEY'LL INVITE ME BACK, SOMEDAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, I ALWAYS GO IN PLACES,
AND I SAY, "I NEED TO WIN THE ROOM." AND WHEN I SPLIT MY PANTS, I
WAS LIKE, "I'M WINNING." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> I WAS LIKE, "I'M WINNING. >> Jimmy: NO ONE ELSE DID THAT
YEAH >> NO ONE ELSE DID THIS. >> Jimmy: NO ONE ELSE DID THAT
YEAH, THINK ABOUT IT COME ON, YOU TOOK IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL
>> AND I SAID, AT LEAST, FOR THE LEAST, IF I DON'T GET THIS JOB -- AND I SAID THAT TO THEM,
RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAS LIKE, "YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO BUY ME NEW PANTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND, YEAH. LIKE -
>> Jimmy: I WOULD BE INTIMIDATED BY YOU I MEAN, YOU'RE A BIG GUY
>> YOU KNOW, BUT I CAN BE GENTLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HAVE YOU EVER WRESTLED >> Jimmy: NO >> NEVER
>> Jimmy: HAVE I WRESTLED? >> YEAH, LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL >> Jimmy: THUMB -- YEAH, THUMB
WRESTLING. I WAS ON THE THUMB WRESTLING - NO, I WOULD NEVER WRESTLE.
>> SO YOU DON'T KNOW ANY MOVES >> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE ANY MOVES, NO.
>> I CAN SHOW YOU A MOVE, IF YOU NEED, IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE A LITTLE BIT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK WE'RE GOING TO GO WITH THE AUDIENCE.
>> Jimmy: I'M GOOD >> THE AUDIENCE WANTS TO SEE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THE AUDIENCE - * [ CHEERS ]
THE AUDIENCE WANTS TO SEE JIMMY FALLON WRESTLE >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO
WRESTLE YOU THOUGH >> OKAY, I'LL SHOW YOU >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GONNA SHOW ME
A MOVE, JUST IN CASE I GET IN -- IF I GET IN TROUBLE SOMEWHERE, I CAN DO THIS MOVE.
>> OKAY, SO IF A GUY IS, LIKE, TRYING TO LIKE, YOU KNOW, GET IN YOUR POSITION, YOU MIGHT
COME DOWN. RIGHT? >> Jimmy: OKAY, COME DOWN.
>> CROUCH DOWN RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
THIS IS WHAT I DO. YEAH >> LIKE, YOU CAN'T GET IN
THESE. >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEP. YEAH, YOU CAN'T, YEP
[ LAUGHTER ] >> RIGHT SO, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU
A GENTLE ARM SLIDE >> Jimmy: OKAY ARM SLIDE, YEP
>> INTO A FULL NELSON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS TOO MUCH
>> SO, BOOM. OKAY, WE'VE GOT A LITTLE ARM CONTROL.
SEE THAT >> Jimmy: YES. >> I'M GOING TO COME UNDER THE
ARM. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I JUST -- RIGHT THERE, SEE, YOU WIN.
>> PULL YOU BY - >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEP. YEAH
>> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ARE YOU STILL INTACT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT THAT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD THAT WAS GOOD, RIGHT THERE
>> NOW LET'S TRY FOR REAL. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU MADE IT. >> Jimmy: I MADE IT.
I MADE IT. I MADE IT. [ GRUNTING ]
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S WINSTON DUKE IN "BLACK
PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER." TAKE A LOOK.
[ SCREAMING
* >> AH! >> Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S WINSTON DUKE. "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER" IS IN THEATERS AND
iMAX NOVEMBER 11th WE'VE GOT STAND-UP FROM CAROLINE RHEA, WHEN WE COME
BACK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS BEST KNOWN FOR HER ROLE AS
HILDA SPELLMAN ON THE ABC HIT SERIES "SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH," AS WELL AS HER -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AS WELL AS HER NUMEROUS COMEDY SPECIALS
SHE WILL BE PERFORMING AT THE EPIC EVENTS CENTER IN GREEN BAY, NOVEMBER 18th
PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY CAROLINE RHEA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> HI. THANK YOU.
I'M SO HAPPY TO BE IN NEW YORK I LIVE IN LOS ANGELES NOW, AND EVERYONE IS VERY CONCERNED WITH
THEIR APPEARANCE THERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LIKE, PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY TO ME,
"CAROLINE, YOUR FACE IS SO FULL WHAT KIND OF FILLER DO YOU
USE? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "IS IT RESTYLANE OR JUVEDERM?"
I'M LIKE, "FUDGE." [ LAUGHTER ] I PUT A LITTLE ROCKY ROAD RIGHT
HERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN THIS IS VANILLA
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH AND THEY'RE FUSSY EATERS
I HAVE ONE FRIEND, SHE IS SO GLUTEN INTOLERANT SHE CAN'T EVEN LISTEN TO HALL AND OATES.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH I WAS GHOSTED BY A MAN IN
HIS 70s. YEAH I'M HOPING HE WAS JUST SO OLD
HE DIED AND BECAME A GHOST [ LAUGHTER ] SO NOW I'M ON THIS AMAZING
DATING APP, TASKRABBIT I LOVE IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT GETS THE JOB DONE [ LAUGHTER ] I LIVE IN A 100-YEAR-OLD HOUSE,
AND SERIOUSLY, I FEEL LIKE MY HOUSE IS JUST AN OLD MAN WHO MARRIED ME FOR MY MONEY.
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, IT REALLY IS IT'S LIKE AN OLD MAN
LIKE, THE FOUNDATION, IT'S NOT HARD ANYMORE [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S VERY LITTLE WOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] IT TAKES FOREVER FOR ANY WATER
TO COME OUT OF THE PIPES, AND -- [ LAUGHTER ]
THERE'S A LOT OF SPONTANEOUS GAS LEAKS THAT IT BLAMES ON THE DOG, SO.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I HAVE ONE FRIEND WHO'S OBSESSED WITH ASTROLOGY.
I MEAN, LIKE A CRAZY PERSON. ADMITTEDLY, I DID HAVE TO HAVE AN EMERGENCY C-SECTION BECAUSE
I WAS VERY HIGH RISK FOR HAVING A SCORPIO. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND, UM, YEAH, THERE WAS NO WAY I WANTED MY DAUGHTER BORN THAT GOOD AT SEX AND UNABLE TO
FORGIVE, SO -- [ LAUGHTER ] WASN'T GOING TO HAPPEN
YEAH I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PRETEND THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT SIGN THEY ARE.
LIKE, I ASKED THIS MAN IN GEORGIA. I GO "WHAT SIGN ARE YOU?
AND HE GOES, "I HAVE NO IDEA." I GO, "WELL, HOW OLD ARE YOU?" HE'S LIKE, "56."
I GO, "IN 56 YEARS NO ONE HAS EVER MENTIONED WHAT SIGN YOU ARE?
AND HE SAID, "UM, I THINK I'M A LIB-RA." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
OH, A LIB-RA DID YOU READ ABOUT THAT IN A A HOR-OS-COPY BOOK
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT PERHAPS YOU WERE A A GE-MEANIE, OR A PISH-EZ.
[ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE A VIR-GA OR A CANKER, BUT YOU LOOK LIKE A
SAGGY-TIT-A-RAURUS YOU REALLY DO. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
MY EX-BOYFRIEND WAS A CANCER -- IN MANY WAYS HE -
[ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS ACTUALLY A LIB-RA SO, I HAD MY DAUGHTER IN MY
40s, AND OF COURSE I BREAST FED. AND NO ONE WAS MORE SHOCKED
THAN MY BOOBS, OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'D BEEN UNDERSTUDIES THEIR
ENTIRE LIFE AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WHAT? WE'RE GOING ON?"
[ LAUGHTER ] "I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I REMEMBER THE PART.
[ LAUGHTER ] HAVING A TEENAGER AND BEING A COMEDIAN, IT OFTEN FEELS LIKE
THE HECKLER JUST FOLLOWED ME HOME FROM THE CLUB [ LAUGHTER ]
SHE'S SO MEAN. SHE'S LIKE, "THAT'S NOT FUNNY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR? YOU SMELL LIKE RANCH." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I'M LIKE, "I DO? IT'S SO PATHETIC 'CAUSE ALL I WANT TO DO IS PLEASE HER
AND I WAS WATCHING "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON." I WAS VERY DISAPPOINTED.
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ABOUT RAISING A TEENAGER AND --
[ LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE MY DAUGHTER, SHE'S LIKE AN EVIL QUEEN.
AND I'M LIKE THIS PATHETIC TROLL SERVANT WHO ENDLESSLY TRIES TO PLEASE HER.
LIKE -- AND I MAKE A BIG DEAL OF EVERYTHING. EVEN IF I BRING HER, LIKE, A
A COFFEE, I'M LIKE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] "MY LADY."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "I BRING YOU A FROZEN POTION." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"MADE OF ALMOND MILK AND THE SPICE OF A PUMPKIN." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"ONE-THIRD DECAF, NO FOAM. GRANDE IN A VENTE CUP AS YOU HAVE DEMANDED.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE'S LIKE THIS, "DID YOU SAY
ALMOND MILK? ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN THE ENVIRONMENT?
[ LAUGHTER ] "I ASKED FOR OAT MILK. TAKE IT AWAY."
"A THOUSAND PARDONS MY LADY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN SHE'S LIKE, "MUMMY.
WILL YOU TAKE ME TO THE MALL?" "I SHALL PREPARE THE CARRIAGE AND THE BAG OF GOLD.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, OF COURSE, TO DO EVERYTHING FOR MY DAUGHTER, I GOT HER A
A DOG. AND SO ONE DAY THE DOG WAS SITTING ON MY LAP, AND SHE
VICIOUSLY BIT ME ON THE NIPPLE [ AUDIENCE OOHS DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW
PAINFUL IT IS TO REALIZE THAT YOUR NIPPLE IS ACCESSIBLE FROM YOUR LAP
[ LAUGHTER ] THOSE WERE REAL TEARS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'M CAROLINE RHEA. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON NOW. COME ON!
COME OVER HERE CAROLINE RHEA. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
FROM CAROLINE. COME ON, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE ARE TALKING WITH
CAROLINE RHEA, WHO WILL BE PERFORMING AT THE EPIC EVENT CENTER IN GREEN BAY, ON
NOVEMBER 18th. I JUST NOTICED YOUR SHIRT. VERY NICE.
I IDENT -- >> I IDENTIFY AS A WITCH >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S PERFECT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S PERFECT FOR YOU AND FOR HALLOWEEN.
>> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: YOU -- OBVIOUSLY "SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH,"
WHICH BY THE WAY, SHOULD COME BACK OR LET'S DO A HOLIDAY MOVIE.
>> YEAH, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SERIOUSLY.
OKAY CAN I TELL YOU THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING THAT
HAPPENED TODAY, BECAUSE I'M SO TECHNOLOGICALLY STUPID [ CHEERS ]
AND I PLAYED A WITCH FOR A LONG TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO, I WENT TO BUY HALLOWEEN CANDY, AND I HAD MY CREDIT CARD
AND I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE MACHINE. AND THE GIRL SAID, "THAT'S
OKAY, YOU CAN JUST TAP YOUR CARD." AND I WENT LIKE THIS
[ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
>> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> AND SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE,
"WHAT? WHAT?" >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE LIKE --
>> AND I WAS LIKE, "IT WORKED ON SABRINA FOR A REALLY LONG TIME."
[ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, I WAS, LIKE, TAPPING THE CARD
OH, I KNOW IT'S VERY EMBARRASSING >> Jimmy: I'M SO PSYCHED YOU'RE
HERE AND IT WAS SO FUN TO SEE YOU AT DAVE'S THING
>> YOU WERE SO FUNNY, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU -- I WAS NOT --
>> YOU HAVE TO GET -- NO, YOU HAVE TO DO ONE MINUTE OF GILBERT GOTTFRIED.
COME ON. >> Jimmy: MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> ONE MINUTE! IT WAS SO FUNNY. IT WAS SO GOOD
>> Jimmy: "CAROLINE RHEA, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CAROLINE RHEA. GO SEE HER AT THE EPIC EVENT CENTER IN GREEN BAY, ON
NOVEMBER 18th. YOU ARE THE GREATEST THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING
OUT. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH, JIMMY. MY THANKS TO DANIEL RADCLIFFE,
WINSTON DUKE, CAROLINE RHEA, ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE