1 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:11,011 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:19,386 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:22,022 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - DANIEL RADCLIFFE 4 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:26,793 WINSTON DUKE COMEDIAN, CAROLINE RHEA, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:33,667 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1736 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:39,372 >> Questlove: 1736 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:49,716 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:49,716 --> 00:01:02,429 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! 9 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:06,633 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT SOUNDS GREAT. I LOVE YOU 10 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:08,601 I LOVE YOU, EVERYONE ENJOY. WELCOME, EVERYONE. 11 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:11,705 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:17,277 YOU'RE HERE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY 13 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:21,915 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU CAN TELL I'M IN THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT 14 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,684 I'VE BEEN WEARING MY JIMMY KIMMEL COSTUME FOR ALMOST TWO MONTHS NOW 15 00:01:24,684 --> 00:01:28,988 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS FUN -- EARLIER TONIGHT, PRESIDENT 16 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:31,091 BIDEN AND THE FIRST LADY WELCOMED TRICK OR TREATERS TO THE WHITE HOUSE FOR THE FIRST 17 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:37,697 FULLY IN-PERSON HALLOWEEN CELEBRATION SINCE THE PANDEMIC YEAH 18 00:01:37,697 --> 00:01:41,234 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP, HALLOWEEN WAS BACK AT THE WHITE HOUSE, AND IT WAS A NICE 19 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:51,711 CHANCE TO REUSE MELANIA'S CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS. [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:54,647 TRICK OR TREATERS WERE PSYCHED EVERY KID WENT HOME WITH A BAG OF CANDY 21 00:01:54,647 --> 00:01:56,583 IT WAS DIFFERENT THAN THE LAST ADMINISTRATION, WHEN EVERY KID WENT HOME WITH A BAG OF 22 00:01:56,583 --> 00:02:01,621 CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS [ LAUGHTER ] "ONLY TAKE ONE 23 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:05,058 ONLY TAKE ONE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT." [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:09,062 "MEET YOU AT MAR-A-LAGO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I READ THAT SOME OF THE MOST 25 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:12,565 POPULAR HALLOWEEN CANDIES THIS YEAR ARE REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS, KIT KATS, AND SNICKERS 26 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:16,269 [ CHEERS ] BUT THERE -- THERE ARE SOME CANDIES OUT THERE THAT PEOPLE 27 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:19,839 DON'T LIKE AS MUCH TARIQ, YOU THINK YOU CAN GIVE US SOME TIPS ON WHICH CANDIES 28 00:02:19,839 --> 00:02:23,176 TO AVOID >> Tariq: DO I [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 29 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:28,081 HIT IT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 30 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,283 * CANDY COR YOU CAN TAKE A BACKSEA YOUR TACKY WAX 31 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:33,787 BAD AS RANCID CRAB MEAT * * NECCO WAFER YOU'RE INEDIBLE ROCK 32 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:37,290 JUST A SWOLE-ASS SMARTIE THAT TAKES LIKE CHALK * * DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED 33 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:41,361 ON GOOD & PLENTY'S YOU TASTES LIKE PENNIE MORE LIKE BAD & TOO MANY'S * 34 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:44,731 * AND MILK DUDS GET AWAY FROM ME WON'T GET YOU OUT OF MY TEET 35 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:48,935 UNTIL CHRISTMAS EVE * * AND JUJUBES YOU GET AN EW FROM ME * 36 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:51,137 * I'D RATHE CHEW BLUE CHEESE MIXED WITH PRUNE JUICE 37 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:53,940 PLEASE * * AND DOTS HOW 'BOUT NO YOU CAN ROT IN THE BOX 38 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:57,610 GIMME TWIX JUNIOR MINT ANYTHING BUT A DOT * * GIMME REESE'S SNICKER 39 00:02:57,610 --> 00:03:01,481 CRUNCH OR RUNT BUT GIMME LAFFY TAFF AND I'LL PUNCH YOUR GUTS * 40 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:04,751 * I'LL TAKE ANYTHIN OUT OF DESPERATION IF THE ONLY OTHER OPTION 41 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:09,756 IS A BOX OF RAISINS * >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON, NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 42 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:15,061 COME ON, NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> Steve: COME ON. 43 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:18,264 >> Jimmy: THAT'S AMAZING [ APPLAUSE ] THE GREATEST 44 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:20,533 >> Steve: OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER -- COME ON. 45 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:26,106 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HEY GUYS, I SAW THAT THIS 46 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:29,642 WEEKEND, FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS CAMPAIGNING IN MICHIGAN. AND WHEN HE STARTED TALKING 47 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:34,681 ABOUT GETTING OLDER, SOME WOMEN IN THE CROWD CHIMED IN TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 48 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:37,717 >> I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT SOMETIMES GOING OUT ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL FEELS A LITTLE 49 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:43,456 HARDER THAN IT USED TO NOT JUST BECAUSE I'M OLDER AND GRAYER - 50 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:50,463 [ LAUGHTER ] >> FINE LITTLE - [ CHEERS ] 51 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:52,565 >> I DON'T KNOW IF Y'ALL HEARD THAT SAID I WAS STILL FINE. 52 00:03:52,565 --> 00:04:02,242 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FINE THEN MICHELLE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, 53 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,879 I THINK WE'RE DONE WITH THE CAMPAIGN SPEECHES, ALL RIGHT?" [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:08,648 HE'S LIKE, "I'M BARACK OBAMA, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE." [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:11,885 THAT'S THE ONE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBAMA AND BIDEN. WHEN OBAMA IS ON STAGE, PEOPLE 56 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:14,821 ARE LIKE, "HE IS FINE. AND WHEN BIDEN IS ON STAGE, PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "HE'S FINE. 57 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:24,597 [ LAUGHTER ] "FINE. THAT'S RIGHT, THE DEMOCRATS 58 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:26,733 HAVE DEPLOYED OBAMA ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL TELL ME YOU'RE NERVOUS ABOUT 59 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,835 THE MIDTERMS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'RE NERVOUS ABOUT THE MIDTERMS 60 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:31,504 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS - IN ELON MUSK'S FIRST ROUND OF 61 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:36,509 LAYOFFS AT TWITTER, HE REPORTEDLY PLANS TO FIRE 25% OF THE COMPANY'S WORK FORCE 62 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:39,713 MEANWHILE, FACEBOOK SAID, "WE'RE HIRING. EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "NO, 63 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,849 THANKS." [ LAUGHTER ] BUT TWITTER IS ACTUALLY TRYING 64 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:44,684 TO HIRE REPLACEMENTS, AND WE FOUND SOME QUESTIONS ON THE APPLICATION THAT ELON MUSK IS 65 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:49,689 SENDING OUT. AND HERE ARE SOME OF THE QUESTIONS. 66 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:53,259 THEY'RE VERY INTERESTING, HERE LET'S CHECK SOME OF THESE OUT. FIRST ONE SAYS, "ON A SCALE 67 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:58,898 FROM FLOP TO BANGER, HOW MID ARE YOU? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 68 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:01,801 NEXT UP, THERE'S, "ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WORKING SOMEPLACE WHERE THE PUNISHMENT FOR EATING 69 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:05,572 SOMEONE'S FOOD IN THE OFFICE FRIDGE IS BEING BLASTED INTO SPACE? 70 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:12,312 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AFTER THAT, IT ASKED, "WOULD YOU PREFER TO BE PAID IN 71 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:19,419 DOGECOIN OR FORTNITE V-BUCKS?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "V-BUCKS, PLEASE." 72 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:22,655 YEP. THEN IT SAYS, "PLEASE ATTACH YOUR RESUME AND THE DANKEST 73 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:26,860 SPONGEBOB MEME YOU CAN FIND. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THESE ARE ODD QUESTIONS. 74 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:31,498 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, IT ASKS, "CAN I BORROW $44 BILLION? 75 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:37,370 >> Steve: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GOOD LUCK. 76 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,739 BUT DID YOU SEE THIS, THOUGH ELON MUSK TWEETED SOMETHING THAT WAS CONSIDERED 77 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:44,210 MISINFORMATION AND THEN DELETED IT LATER, BECAUSE IT WAS A A FALSE CONSPIRACY THEORY. 78 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:47,714 WHICH IS AWKWARD WHEN YOU'RE THE OWNER OF TWITTER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 79 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:50,150 HERE WAS THE EMAIL THAT MUSK RECEIVED IT SAID, "DEAR ME -- I REGRET 80 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:56,623 TO INFORM ME THAT MY TWEET VIOLATED MY TERMS OF SERVICE SO I WILL HAVE TO ASK ME TO 81 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:59,426 DELETE MY TWEET AS SOON AS ME CAN. IF I DO NOT DELETE MY TWEET, I 82 00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:04,230 WILL BE FORCED TO DO IT FOR ME IF I-YOU-ME HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, YOU-ME SHOULD CONTACT ME AT 83 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:10,070 OUR-US'S EARLIEST CONVENIENCE. YOURS TRULY, YOU." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 84 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:16,042 THAT'S A LOT TO FIGURE - >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, I SAW THAT TO REDUCE THE AMOUNT OF 85 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,677 MISINFORMATION ON THEIR PLATFORM, YOUTUBE WILL NOW LET DOCTORS AND NURSES APPLY FOR 86 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:24,818 THEIR VIDEOS TO BE MARKED AS RELIABLE YEAH 87 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:28,054 YOUTUBE FINALLY LOOKED AT ALL THEIR MISINFORMATION ON THEIR SITE AND SAID -- 88 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:36,796 THAT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SO NOW PEOPLE WHO 89 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,965 >> Jimmy: SO NOW PEOPLE WHO POST FAKE INFORMATION ONLINE ARE FREAKING OUT, LIKE - 90 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:42,702 [ LAUGHTER ] 91 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:45,071 BECAUSE IF THEY KEEP SPREADING LIES, YOUTUBE MIGHT STEP IN AND STOP THEM, KIND OF LIKE -- 92 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:49,542 >> THE QUESTION IS HOW DO DEMOCRACIES RESPOND TO - [ LAUGHTER ] 93 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,678 >> AND WHAT WILL IT MEAN FOR - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT PEOPLE NEED TO 94 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:53,346 KNOW WHICH SOURCES TO TRUST, OR THEY COULD FALL FOR ANYTHING LIKE - 95 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:02,689 >> OH. OH, OH, OH, OH, OH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 96 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:04,824 >> Jimmy: OR THEY MIGHT JUMP TO WRONG CONCLUSIONS, KIND OF LIKE - 97 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:11,664 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO - IF YOU'RE SPREADING 98 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:14,768 IF YOU'RE SPREADING MISINFORMATION, IT'S GOT TO COME DOWN, KIND OF LIKE -- 99 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:19,506 [ CRASHING ] 100 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:24,077 >> HEY, RON. >> HEY, BILLY. [ LAUGHTER ] 101 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:25,912 >> Jimmy: AND PLEASE, ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOUR SOURCES ARE RELIABLE, OR NOTHING YOU SAY 102 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:27,881 RELIABLE, OR NOTHING YOU SAY WILL MAKE SENSE. KIND OF LIKE - 103 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,051 >> I LIKE TURTLES. 104 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:33,186 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I HOPE THAT HELPED 105 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:36,256 I HOPE THAT HELPED EVERYBODY [ APPLAUSE ] "HI, BILLY." 106 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:43,697 >> Steve: "HEY, RON. [ LAUGHTER ] [ GARGLING ] 107 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:47,500 "HEY, RON. >> Jimmy: "HEY, BILLY. [ LAUGHTER ] 108 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:51,371 SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. SPIRIT AIRLINES JUST REVEALED UPGRADED, LARGER SEATS THAT 109 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:54,441 THEY'RE ADDING TO THEIR NEW PLANES >> Steve: OOH. 110 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:57,544 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE ALL ON THE WING, BUT STILL, IT'S SOMETHING. 111 00:07:57,544 --> 00:08:01,448 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, LARGER SEATS BUT TO MAXIMIZE PROFIT, THEY'LL 112 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:05,018 MAKE YOU SPOON WITH ANOTHER PASSENGER. [ LAUGHTER ] 113 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,887 WELL, GET THIS, I HEARD THAT NEARLY 150,000 POUNDS OF CHICKEN PATTIES SOLD AT COSTCO 114 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:15,028 HAVE BEEN RECALLED, 'CAUSE THERE MIGHT BE PLASTIC IN IT 150,000 POUNDS OF CHICKEN. 115 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:20,500 THANKFULLY, AT COSTCO, THAT'S JUST ONE PACKAGE [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:24,237 FINALLY -- [ LAUGHTER ] SOME THIEVES IN GEORGIA WERE 117 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:28,641 ARRESTED AFTER POLICE FOUND THEM BY FOLLOWING A TRAIL OF CANDY WRAPPERS IN THE WOODS. 118 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:32,045 [ LAUGHTER ] THE JUDGE MUST HAVE HAD FUN WITH THE STORY BECAUSE THEIR 119 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:35,181 BAIL WAS 100 GRAND WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 120 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:41,488 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. COME ON NOW. 121 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:50,397 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT LOOKS GREAT 122 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:54,601 HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 123 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:58,672 TONIGHT. HE STARS AS WEIRD AL IN THE -- IN "WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC 124 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:03,576 STORY," WHICH IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE, EXCLUSIVELY ON THE ROKU CHANNEL, THIS FRIDAY 125 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:07,347 DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON. 126 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:11,851 >> Jimmy: "WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY. MY FAV 127 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:13,486 PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HIM IN "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER," WHICH IS IN THEATERS 128 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:18,558 AND IMAX NOVEMBER 11th WINSTON DUKE IS ON THE SHOW, TONIGHT. 129 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:24,164 >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND YOU KNOW HER AS 130 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:27,267 AUNT HILDA FROM "SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH. YOU CAN SEE HER PERFORMING AT 131 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:32,505 THE EPIC EVENT CENTER IN GREEN BAY, NOVEMBER 18th WE HAVE STAND-UP FROM 132 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:37,711 CAROLINE RHEA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON, LOVE -- 133 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:42,582 >> Jimmy: I LOVE CAROLINE RHEA >> Steve: LOVE CAROLINE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO 134 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,150 GUYS, LAST YEAR I RELEASED A A HOLIDAY SONG WITH ARIANA GRANDE AND 135 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:46,519 MEGAN THEE STALLION. [ CHEERS ] AND I WANTED TO KEEP THAT 136 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,588 TRADITION GOING. SO I'M ANNOUNCING THAT I'M RELEASING ANOTHER HOLIDAY SONG 137 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:56,162 THIS YEAR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I -- I THOUGHT WHAT BETTER 138 00:09:56,162 --> 00:10:03,036 DAY TO ANNOUNCE IT THAN HALLOWEEN? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 139 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,705 PEOPLE -- WELL, PEOPLE HAVE THAT DEBATE AFTER THANKSGIVING PEOPLE HAVE THE DEBATE, THEY 140 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:09,042 GO, "CAN WE LISTEN TO HOLIDAY MUSIC? CAN WE LISTEN TO CHRISTMAS 141 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,244 MUSIC? IS IT TOO EARLY? CAN WE PUT ON MARIAH CAREY 142 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:13,380 NOW? >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: I SAY, YEAH. 143 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,948 IF IT'S GOOD, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO. SO, I THOUGHT IT'D BE KIND OF 144 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,118 FUN IF I PUT OUT A SONG AND RELEASED IT AROUND HALLOWEEN FOR THE HOLIDAYS 145 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,588 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT'S IT CALLED >> Jimmy: AND I -- I DID IT. 146 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:23,189 IT'S A DUET WITH ME AND A MUSIC LEGEND, ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE OF ALL TIME, 147 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:28,628 DOLLY PARTON >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 148 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:33,366 >> Jimmy: IT IS CALLED, "ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS. THERE'S ME AND DOLLY 149 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:37,871 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I THOUGHT I'D DEBUT IT TONIGHT ON THE HALLOWEEN SHOW AND MAYBE 150 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:41,074 PLAY A LITTLE BIT FOR YOU. YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR A LITTLE TASTE? 151 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:45,545 >> YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DOLLY. 152 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:49,315 * IT'S ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMA TOO SOON 153 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:55,755 TO BE SINGING THIS SONG * * THERE'S STILL HALLOWEEN DECORATION 154 00:10:55,755 --> 00:11:00,493 AND HATERS WILL SAY THAT IT'S WRONG * * LET'S TURN ON THE LIGHT 155 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:06,766 FOR MARIAH TELL RUDOLPH TO SHINE UP HIS NOSE * 156 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:11,705 * IT'S ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMA BUT WHY DON'T WE SEE 157 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:16,176 HOW IT GOES * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S OUT THIS 158 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:19,145 FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 4th, AROUND THE WORLD. AND NOW, IN CELEBRATION OF MY 159 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:21,514 CHRISTMAS SONG, AND BECAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME OF OUR FAVORITE MOVIE 160 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:27,921 MONSTERS T.P. THE AUDIENCE * THERE YOU GO 161 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:31,691 GO FOR IT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS ] * TO SANTA'S SLEIGH 162 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:37,731 SO GRAB -- AND MAKE IT RAI >> Jimmy: YEAH * EVEN IN THE AUTUMN WEATHE 163 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:42,736 WE'LL BE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS * >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 164 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,538 * SO STRING UP THE LIGHTS * >> Jimmy: MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY! 165 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,209 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. COME ON BACK 166 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,979 * IT'S ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMA TOO SOON 167 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:57,283 TO BE SINGING THIS SONG * >> WHEN I GOT THE EMAIL BEING LIKE, "YOU'VE BEEN OFFERED THE 168 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:58,885 PART OF AL YANKOVIC IN 'THE AL YANKOVIC STORY,'" I WAS LIKE, "I MEAN, I'M VERY 169 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,687 FLATTERED, BUT THERE ARE, SURELY, OTHER PEOPLE THAT ARE CLOSER, PHYSICALLY, TO AL. 170 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:06,659 OR TO -- [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, AND SORT OF HAD THAT 171 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:09,496 REACTION >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE WEIRD AL 172 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:12,232 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE WEIRD AL >> RIGHT 173 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,148 HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW," WE LOVE SONGS, AND WE ESPECIALLY LOVE SONGS WRITTEN BY OUR 174 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:31,384 AUDIENCE MEMBERS IN UNDER AN HOUR IT'S TIME FOR "BATTLE OF THE 175 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:35,755 IT'S TIME FOR "BATTLE OF THE INSTANT SONGWRITERS. HERE WE GO 176 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:37,290 * 177 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:40,093 * I'M SINGING SONGS AND I'M WRITING SONG ABOUT ANOTHER SONG * 178 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:44,964 * >> Jimmy: OH, WELCOME TO "BATTLE OF THE INSTANT 179 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:48,168 SONGWRITERS. BEFORE THE SHOW, WE WENT THROUGH OUR GREAT AUDIENCE AND 180 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:51,404 PICKED OUT TWO PEOPLE WHO SAID THEY WERE MUSICIANS. WE GAVE THEM EACH A MADE-UP 181 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:56,276 SONG TITLE AND GAVE THEM AN HOUR TO WRITE AN ORIGINAL SONG BASED ON THAT TITLE. 182 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,245 THIS IS REAL HERE'S A SHOT OF THEM PRACTICING BACKSTAGE A MINUTE 183 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:02,182 AGO. [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT 184 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,818 I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY COME UP WITH SO, LET'S MEET THEM RIGHT NOW. 185 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,487 COME ON OVER, GUYS WELCOME TO THE SHOW. HEY! 186 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:11,424 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. 187 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:14,194 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." LET'S START WITH CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE 188 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,862 WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> I'M ALLIE CHIPKIN FROM 189 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:19,933 POUGHKEEPSIE, NEW YORK >> Jimmy: NO WAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 190 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:24,070 OH, MY GOD I GOT MY START OVER THERE. THAT'S -- YEAH 191 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:27,374 WHAT WAS THE TITLE OF THE SONG YOU WERE GIVEN >> "TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT. 192 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:30,443 >> Jimmy: OOH. "TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT." I FEEL THAT WAY. 193 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,278 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHAT INSTRUMENT WILL YOU BE PLAYING? 194 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,381 >> THE GUITAR. >> Jimmy: OH, COOL ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T YOU GO 195 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:38,418 OVER AND GET READY AND THEN I'LL INTRODUCE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 196 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,920 IT'S GOING TO BE FUN DON'T GET NERVOUS. YOU'LL HAVE YOUR SHOT. 197 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,590 YEAH, IT'LL BE FINE. YOU'LL BE GOOD YEAH, WE GOT THIS. 198 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,558 * AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE TO PERFORM THE WORLD 199 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:50,997 PREMIERE OF THE SOON-TO-BE CLASSIC, "TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT," IT'S ALLIE CHIPKIN 200 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,098 CLASSIC, "TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT," IT'S ALLIE CHIPKIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 201 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:02,742 * SO WHAT IF MY HAI IS TURNING GRA 202 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:08,481 I CAN STILL GE DOWN WITH A MILKY WAY * [ LAUGHTER ] 203 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:14,187 * AND I FIND TH BEST TREATMENT FOR MY WRINKLES IS ANYTHIN 204 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:21,194 WITH SPRINKLES * [ LAUGHTER ] * NOW I KNOW IT'S PRETT 205 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:28,768 EARLY IN THE NIGHT BUT JEOPARDY'S AT 7:00 AND I DON'T SEE WELL * 206 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:32,272 * IN DIM LIGHT * [ LAUGHTER ] * I TOOK OFF MY MAS 207 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:39,412 SO I WON'T OVERHEA DID YOU SAY I'M TO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT * 208 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:46,286 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * WELL YOU CA SMELL MY FEE 209 00:14:46,286 --> 00:15:01,935 YOU DON'T OWN THIS TREAT YOU CAN SMELL MY FEET * * I'D EVEN TAKE TOOTHPAST 210 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:07,807 BUT I'M NOT TOO OL TO TRICK OR TREAT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 211 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:11,244 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 212 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:17,083 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT GIVE IT UP FOR ALLIE CHIPKIN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 213 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:22,522 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL DONE. THANK YOU, PAL 214 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,458 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO. 215 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:29,629 WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> MY NAME IS TOM McGOVERN 216 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:32,298 I'M FROM ALLENTOWN, NEW JERSEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, TOM 217 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,235 >> Steve: HEY! >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 218 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,070 >> THANKS DUDE >> Jimmy: AND TELL EVERYONE WHAT SONG TITLE WAS GIVEN TO 219 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,873 YOU. >> THE SONG TITLE WAS "LET'S AVOID THE WEIRD GUY'S HOUSE. 220 00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:42,809 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT IS HALLOWEEN. "LET'S AVOID THE WEIRD GUY'S 221 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:46,880 HOUSE. AND WHAT INSTRUMENT WILL YOU BE PLAYING TONIGHT? 222 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,948 >> I'LL BE PLAYING PIANO >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, TOM, GO OVER AND GET READY 223 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,317 WHENEVER YOU'RE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON OVER 224 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:56,389 YOU CAN COME OVER HERE THAT WAS GREAT >> OH, THANK YOU 225 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,291 >> Jimmy: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GET READY FOR THE WORLD PREMIERE OF "LET'S AVOID THE 226 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:04,230 WEIRD GUY'S HOUSE" BY TOM McGOVERN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 227 00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:12,839 * THE SUN GOES DOWN ON HALLOWEEN IT'S TIME TO 228 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:16,643 TRICK OR TREAT * * MY FRIENDS AND ARE ALL DRESSE 229 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:20,146 UP LIKE GHOSTS IN FITTED SHEETS * * WE GO DOOR TO DOO 230 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:24,617 TO SNAG SOME PEANUT BUTTER CUPS THEN WE HEAR * 231 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:29,255 * SOMEONE SHOUTING SO WE TURN TO SEE WHAT'S UP SOME GUY SAY 232 00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:33,059 HEY, COME OVER * * I'VE GOT AL THE AWESOME SNACKS 233 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:37,364 AND THEN HE HITS A VAPE AND STARTS TO PLA * THE ALTO SAX * 234 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:40,700 [ LAUGHTER ] * HE'S HANDING OUT POTATOES AND SOME TRAPS 235 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:45,772 TO CATCH A MOUSE LET'S AVOID THE * * WEIRD GUY'S HOUSE * 236 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:49,809 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * WE SHOULD FIND TH HOUSE THAT'S GIVIN 237 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:54,814 KING SIZE CANDY BARS AND MAYBE WE AVOID THE MAN * * THAT'S TWERKING 238 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,784 ON HIS CAR * [ LAUGHTER ] * HE LIGHTS OFF 239 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:02,522 TINY FIREWORKS WHILE CRYING ON HIS LAWN THEN HE STEPS ONTO * 240 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:09,229 * HIS PORCH AND STARTS TO SING CELINE DION HE DOES THIS EVERY YEA 241 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:13,299 WE DON'T KNOW * * WHAT HE'S ALL ABOUT BUT LET'S AVOI 242 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:19,706 THE WEIRD GUY'S HOUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 243 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:24,244 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, VERY NICE COME ON OVER, BUD. * 244 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,613 WELL DONE, BUDDY >> THANK YOU THANK YOU, SIR 245 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,448 >> Jimmy: TOM McGOVERN, EVERYBODY. GIVE IT UP FOR TOM 246 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:33,319 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, IT'S TIME TO SEE WHO WON. WE'RE GOING TO LET OUR AUDIENCE 247 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:36,823 DECIDE THE WINNER. [ DRUM ROLL YES. 248 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:41,428 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DON'T BE CRUEL, YOU GUYS [ LAUGHTER ] 249 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:48,268 WAS IT TOM McGOVERN? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WAS IT ALLIE CHIPKIN 250 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:53,873 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO GIVE IT TO TOM McGOVERN IS THE WINNER, 251 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:57,210 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 252 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,346 >> YES OKAY, NICELY DONE. >> Jimmy: TOM, CONGRATULATIONS 253 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:02,015 >> YES, SIR. >> Jimmy: YOU GET A SWEATSHIRT THAT SAYS "I LOVE MUSIC. 254 00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:04,651 >> AWESOME >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 255 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,319 >> AWESOME >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU 256 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,021 >> Jimmy: WE'RE ALSO GIVING YOU A NOTEBOOK SO YOU CAN WRITE MORE HITS. 257 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:12,726 AND IN THERE, WE GIVE YOU $1,000 >> AWESOME 258 00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:15,161 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH 259 00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:18,798 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HAPPY HALLOWEEN. >> THANK YOU 260 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,900 [ LAUGHTER ] >> HAPPY HALLOWEEN >> Jimmy: NO, NO ONE GOES HOME 261 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,569 EMPTY -- YOU GET A SWEATSHIRT THAT SAYS "I LOVE MUSIC" AS WELL 262 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,772 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND YOU GET A "TONIGHT SHOW" 263 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:30,043 NOTEBOOK AND $1,000 AS WELL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. 264 00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:32,779 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR TWO NEW INSTANT SONGWRITERS. 265 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,849 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DANIEL RADCLIFFE 266 00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:45,091 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> LIKE, PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY TO 267 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,761 ME, "CAROLINE, YOUR FACE IS SO FULL WHAT KIND OF FILLER DO YOU 268 00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:50,663 USE? "IS IT RESTYLANE OR JUVEDERM?" I'M LIKE, "FUDGE." 269 00:18:50,663 --> 00:19:06,546 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO STARS 270 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,415 AS WEIRD AL YANKOVIC IN "WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY," WHICH IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE 271 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:16,489 EXCLUSIVELY ON THE ROKU CHANNEL THIS FRIDAY. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME 272 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,592 THIS FRIDAY. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME DANIEL RADCLIFFE 273 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:36,876 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 274 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,546 >> THAT'S FAIR >> Jimmy: DANIEL RADCLIFFE, WE LOVE SEEING YOU BUDDY. 275 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,648 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 276 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,317 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME AND THANK YOU FOR THE -- THE COOLEST ENTRANCE MUSIC I WILL, 277 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:47,387 MAYBE, EVER HAVE TO ANYTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE ROOTS. YEAH 278 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,056 [ CHEERS ] THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IT YEAH 279 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,725 I LOVE THAT YOU'RE HERE ON HALLOWEEN, FOR MANY REASONS. JUST, I'M JUST HAPPY YOU'RE 280 00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:55,628 HERE BUT ALSO, YOU MUST RUN INTO VERSIONS OF YOU -- 281 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,164 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- A LOT [ LAUGHTER ] 282 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,233 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. ABSOLUTELY >> Jimmy: ON HALLOWEEN 283 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:05,972 HOW DOES ONE REACT WHEN -- >> I MEAN, JUST, YOU KNOW, GIVE A POSITIVE REVIEW. 284 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,641 DON'T -- YOU KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M HOPING 285 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,344 YES. >> YEAH, NO. I'M NOT GOING TO, LIKE, GIVE 286 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,746 THEM NOTES OR CRITIQUE THEM IN ANY WAY. YEAH, AND IT IS, LIKE -- 287 00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:16,783 IT'S -- IT'S A LOVELY THING. MY FRIENDS SEND ME PHOTOS OF THEIR FRIENDS' KIDS OR THEIR 288 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:20,420 KIDS, LIKE, DRESSED UP AS POTTER AND YEAH, IT'S AWESOME 289 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,356 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF REHEARSALS RIGHT NOW. YOU RETURN TO THE THEATER. 290 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,325 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE'RE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS 291 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:28,128 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU YES. 292 00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:29,929 I'M TERRIFIED. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING ALL THE COOL THINGS. 293 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,032 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I LOVE THESE CHOICES WHAT IS THIS YOU'RE DOING? 294 00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:33,833 >> IT'S A MUSICAL CALLED "MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG," WHICH SOME PEOPLE WILL KNOW AND 295 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:37,203 OTHERS MAY NOT [ CHEERS ] IT'S A SONDHEIM SHOW 296 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,139 IT'S ONE OF -- I'VE SEEN THIS PRODUCTION IN LONDON MANY YEARS AGO AND IT'S ONE OF THE BEST 297 00:20:39,139 --> 00:20:42,676 THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN. SO, NOW I GET TO BE A PART OF DOING IT HERE, WHICH IS VERY 298 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:49,049 INTIMIDATING BUT GREAT >> Jimmy: YOU'RE CO-STARRING WITH JONATHAN GROFF. 299 00:20:49,049 --> 00:20:51,317 >> YEAH, JONATHAN GROFF AND LINDSAY MENDEZ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 300 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:57,023 YEAH WHO I -- I COULD NOT WISH FOR A BETTER TWO PEOPLE. 301 00:20:57,023 --> 00:21:01,127 AND LIKE, PROFESSIONALS AND TALENTED PEOPLE BUT ALSO HUMAN BEINGS TO DO THIS WITH 302 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:04,464 SO I'M VERY, VERY LUCKY TO BE WORKING WITH THEM. >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD MAN 303 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:08,401 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PREVIEWS -- PREVIEWS BEGIN NOVEMBER 21st. 304 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:11,071 >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: IT OPENS DECEMBER 12th. 305 00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:13,973 OH, HE'S LIKE, YEAH. >> THAT'S TERRIFYING >> Jimmy: DUDE, DON'T LEAVE 306 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,409 RIGHT NOW. STAY HERE. AND IT OPENS DECEMBER 12th AT 307 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,078 NEW YORK THEATRE WORKSHOP. EVERYONE SHOULD CHECK THAT OUT LET'S TALK ABOUT -- 308 00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:21,981 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S TALK ABOUT "WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY. 309 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:25,752 FINALLY, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS >> YES 310 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:27,487 >> Jimmy: IT'S OUT ON FRIDAY >> YEAH, I'M SO EXCITED FOR PEOPLE TO SEE IT 311 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,656 >> Jimmy: THE REVIEWS ARE AMAZING. CONGRATS ON ALL THE GREAT BUZZ 312 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:32,192 AROUND THIS. >> I KNOW. THANK YOU. 313 00:21:32,192 --> 00:21:34,828 >> Jimmy: YOU PLAY AL. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU PLAY WEIRD AL. 314 00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:37,097 >> YEAH, I KNOW. >> Jimmy: WHAT -- WHEN YOU FIRST HEARD THAT WEIRD AL 315 00:21:37,097 --> 00:21:38,665 WANTED YOU FOR THIS ROLE, WHAT WENT THROUGH YOUR HEAD >> I MEAN, I KNEW AL -- NOT 316 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:45,171 PERSONALLY, BUT I KNEW HIS WORK I KNEW WHO HE WAS. 317 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,173 SO, WHEN I GOT THE EMAIL BEING LIKE, "YOU'VE BEEN OFFERED THE PART OF AL YANKOVIC IN 'THE 318 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:48,742 AL YANKOVIC STORY,'" I WAS LIKE, "I MEAN, I'M VERY FLATTERED, BUT THERE ARE, 319 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:56,116 SURELY, OTHER PEOPLE THAT ARE CLOSER, PHYSICALLY, TO AL. OR TO -- 320 00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:59,152 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, AND TO - >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE 321 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,154 WEIRD AL >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: AT ALL 322 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,957 >> AND, YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONLY ABOUT FOUR FOOT BETWEEN US [ LAUGHTER ] 323 00:22:03,957 --> 00:22:05,892 AND SO, LIKE -- BUT THEN AS SOON AS I WAS READING -- HONESTLY, AS SOON AS I OPENED 324 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:10,630 THE FIRST PAGE OF THE SCRIPT, I WAS LIKE, "OH, RIGHT OKAY 325 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:14,401 I GET WHAT THE JOKE IS ACCURACY IS NOT THE POINT HERE WE'RE DOING SOMETHING ELSE 326 00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:16,803 ENTIRELY." [ LAUGHTER ] AND AT -- AT THAT POINT, I WAS 327 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:19,072 LIKE, OH, I CAN DO THIS VERSION OF AL. AND IT WAS -- IT WAS SO EVIDENT 328 00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:24,878 FROM JUST FROM READING THE SCRIPT, WHAT A GREAT, FUN THING THIS WOULD BE TO DO. 329 00:22:24,878 --> 00:22:28,982 IT'S, LIKE, SIX SONGS AND TWO ACTION SEQUENCES AND, LIKE, INSANE SCENES THAT YOU GET TO 330 00:22:28,982 --> 00:22:33,853 DO YES, SO IT WAS A VERY EASY, YES. 331 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:37,090 >> Jimmy: YEAH WHAT WAS IT LIKE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 332 00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:39,092 WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE IT, IT'S SO FUN. WHAT'S IT LIKE PLAYING WEIRD AL 333 00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:45,098 IN FRONT OF AL BECAUSE I'M ASSUMING HE WAS ON SET >> YES, HE WAS 334 00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:48,001 HE WAS THERE EVERY DAY I THINK IT WAS, HONESTLY, STRANGER FOR HIM THAN ME JUST 335 00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:49,669 BECAUSE WE ARE ACTING OUT THIS, LIKE, BIZARRO WORLD VERSION OF PARTS OF HIS LIFE. 336 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:56,776 AND ALSO, A WEIRD THING HAPPENED IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 337 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,445 I USE THE WORD, "WEIRD," SO MUCH >> Jimmy: I KNOW 338 00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:01,047 I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT >> ANYWAY, IT'S -- >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT 339 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:04,351 WHEN TALKING ABOUT THIS. I'M LIKE, "IS IT WEIRD TO SAY 'WEIRD' IN WEIRD AL? 340 00:23:04,351 --> 00:23:07,554 >> NO, IT'S NOT. >> Jimmy: I'M LIKE -- >> IT'S OUR ONLY OPTION. 341 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,522 >> Jimmy: YES, IT IS >> BUT I -- >> Jimmy: WE NEED ANOTHER 342 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,191 OPTION FOR THE WORD, "WEIRD. >> BUT SO, WE -- I -- THE THINGS HAPPEN ON FILM SETS, 343 00:23:11,191 --> 00:23:13,560 WHICH YOU KNOW WHERE YOU GET CALLED BY YOUR CHARACTER NAME A LOT. 344 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,797 SO, ON SET, I WAS REFERRED TO OVER THE WALKIE TALKIE AND STUFF AS "WEIRD AL." 345 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:24,637 AND THEN, THEY NEEDED SOMETHING ELSE TO CALL THE "WEIRD AL," SO HE ENDED UP BEING "REAL AL." 346 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,373 WHICH AFTER HAVING CRAFTED A A PERSONA FOR LIKE 40 YEARS, IT'S PROBABLY REALLY ANNOYING 347 00:23:26,373 --> 00:23:33,079 TO BE STRIPPED OF IT ON YOUR FIRST DAY ON A FILM SET. [ LAUGHTER ] 348 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,148 >> Jimmy: YES, YOU'RE LIKE, "I WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE TO BE WEIRD AL 349 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:38,351 NOW I'M REAL -- REAL AL YANKOVIC? >> YEAH, I'M WEIRD AL NOW. 350 00:23:38,351 --> 00:23:40,186 YEAH >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE WEIRD AL AND HE'S REAL AL 351 00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:42,088 DID HE EVER PULL YOU ASIDE AND GO, "HEY, I WOULDN'T DO IT THAT WAY. 352 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:45,091 I ACTED THIS WAY." >> AS YOU KNOW, THE VERSION OF AL THAT I'M PLAYING IN THE FILM 353 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,826 IS SO -- IT'S AT TIMES LIKE THE REAL AL BUT IT'S AT TIMES SO FAR FROM THAT THAT IT WASN'T 354 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:55,702 REALLY A CONCERN HIS MAIN -- THE THING HE CARED ABOUT THE MOST, I THINK, EVEN 355 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,337 IN AN INSANE VERSION OF A BIOPIC WAS THAT HE NOT LOOK TERRIBLE AT PLAYING THE 356 00:23:57,337 --> 00:24:04,377 INSTRUMENT THAT HE IS FAMOUS FOR PLAYING. AND SO, MOST OF HIS NOTES WERE 357 00:24:04,377 --> 00:24:08,148 ACCORDION-BASED. BUT MOST OF THEM WERE PARTICULARLY ABOUT HOW MUCH I 358 00:24:08,148 --> 00:24:12,652 AM PUMPING THE BELLOWS I WAS NOT PUMPING ENOUGH [ LAUGHTER ] 359 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:19,359 AND SO, I -- MANY OF THE NOTES WERE JUST HIM BEING -- BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WHICH IS FAIR ENOUGH 360 00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,327 YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK CRAP AT PLAYING THE THING YOU'RE FAMOUS FOR BEING GOOD AT. 361 00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:24,364 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH BEFORE WE SHOW A CLIP, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO SET 362 00:24:24,364 --> 00:24:27,734 UP THE MOVIE >> YEAH, JUST THAT IT'S THE 100% HISTORICALLY ACCURATE AND 363 00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:31,905 UNASSAILABLY TRUE STORY OF THE LIFE OF WEIRD AL YANKOVIC. [ LAUGHTER ] 364 00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:36,976 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 365 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,646 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S DANIEL RADCLIFFE IN 366 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:44,951 HERE'S DANIEL RADCLIFFE IN "WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 367 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:48,722 * WHO 368 00:24:48,722 --> 00:24:54,160 MY MY MY SHARONA WHOO MY MY MY BOLOGNA * 369 00:24:54,160 --> 00:25:01,568 * WHO MY MY MY BOLOGNA WHOO * 370 00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:07,173 >> AL? >> MY, MY, MY BOLOGNA. MY, MY, MY BOLOGNA 371 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:19,052 >> YOU OKAY? * * OOH MY LITTLE HUNGRY ON 372 00:25:19,052 --> 00:25:23,823 HUNGRY ONE OPEN UP A PACKAG OF MY BOLOGNA * 373 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:27,727 >> Jimmy: YO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE A LEGEND IS BORN 374 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:31,598 DANIEL RADCLIFFE, EVERYONE "WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY" IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE 375 00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:37,971 EXCLUSIVELY ON THE ROKU CHANNEL THIS FRIDAY. WINSTON DUKE JOINS US NEXT 376 00:25:37,971 --> 00:26:04,464 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 377 00:26:04,464 --> 00:26:06,733 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR, WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE GIANT NEW FILM, 378 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:14,040 "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND iMAX, NOVEMBER 11th. 379 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:19,612 AND iMAX, NOVEMBER 11th. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME WINSTON DUKE 380 00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:31,057 * 381 00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:36,930 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 382 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:40,133 WELCOME. >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING 383 00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:41,968 HERE WINSTON -- >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 384 00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:43,770 >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. AND THANKS FOR BEING ON THE 385 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:48,408 SHOW I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "WAKANDA FOREVER. 386 00:26:48,408 --> 00:26:52,078 BUT, CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT -- "BLACK PANTHER" WAS YOUR -- WAS THAT YOUR FIRST ROLE 387 00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:56,616 NO >> WAS INDEED MY FIRST ROLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 388 00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:59,686 >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY. YOUR FIRST ROLE? >> YEAH, YEAH. 389 00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:02,789 >> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY, HUH? >> NOT TOO SHABBY AT ALL >> Jimmy: NO 390 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:05,692 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S -- IT WAS VERY, JUST, LIKE, MIND BLOWING SHOWING UP 391 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:11,464 ON SET THE FIRST DAY AND IT'S LIKE, OKAY, TURN LEFT, ANGELA BASSETT 392 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:14,334 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH AND NOW "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA 393 00:27:14,334 --> 00:27:18,171 FOREVER," EVERYONE CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS. NOVEMBER 11th. 394 00:27:18,171 --> 00:27:23,777 WE'RE ALL PSYCHED TO SEE IT. IT'S BIGGER, IT'S JUST GIANT, ACTION PACKED. 395 00:27:23,777 --> 00:27:27,047 BUT THEN WE JUST HEARD THAT RIHANNA HAS A SONG IN IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 396 00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:32,218 >> THE QUEEN THE QUEEN HERSELF. >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S HER FIRST 397 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:34,821 SONG IN SIX YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE'S GOING CRAZY FOR IT. 398 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:37,624 >> THIS IS WHAT THE WAIT WAS FOR. THEY WERE JUST -- WE WERE JUST 399 00:27:37,624 --> 00:27:40,527 WAITING FOR "WAKANDA FOREVER." >> Jimmy: YEAH THE MOVIE PAYS TRIBUTE TO 400 00:27:40,527 --> 00:27:46,066 CHADWICK BOSEMAN, WHO WE'RE ALL SO SAD THAT HE'S NOT WITH US IT MUST HAVE BEEN DIFFICULT 401 00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:52,439 TO -- TO FILM THIS >> YEAH. I MEAN, IT WAS VERY -- JUST 402 00:27:52,439 --> 00:27:59,079 A LOT OF EMOTIONS EVERY DAY, A A LOT OF GRIEF AND SINCE NONE OF US KNEW HE 403 00:27:59,079 --> 00:28:04,484 WAS EVEN SICK, IT WAS SO MUCH FOR EVERYONE INCLUDED. YOU KNOW, IT WAS, YOU KNOW, ALL 404 00:28:04,484 --> 00:28:10,523 THE WAY FROM RYAN TO THE CAST, ALL THE PRODUCERS. SO, YOU KNOW, RIGHT BEFORE THE 405 00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:14,427 FIRST DAY, THEY TOOK US TO HIS GRAVE SITE, AND WE ALL, AS A A CAST, SAID GOODBYE 406 00:28:14,427 --> 00:28:18,098 WE ALL SAID OUR GOODBYE AND, LIKE, TOLD STORIES OF, YOU KNOW, WHAT HE MEANT TO US AND 407 00:28:18,098 --> 00:28:26,039 STARTED THE SHOW AND BONDED. AND EVEN THOUGH WE'D ALL BE GRIEVING ON DIFFERENT DAYS, IT 408 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:27,907 WAS GOOD TO KNOW THAT YOU KIND OF HAD A COMMUNITY AROUND YOU THAT COULD PICK YOU UP ON THAT 409 00:28:27,907 --> 00:28:34,147 DAY. AND WHEN THE OTHER PERSON'S GRIEVING ON THEIR DAY, YOU PICK 410 00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:38,318 THEM UP, YOU KNOW. SO, IT HELPED. >> Jimmy: YEAH 411 00:28:38,318 --> 00:28:41,287 [ APPLAUSE ] DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU WORKED WITH CHADWICK 412 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:44,357 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. SO, THE FIRST TIME I MET 413 00:28:44,357 --> 00:28:53,700 CHADWICK, WAS THE FINAL AUDITION, THE SCREEN TEST. AND WE WERE GOING THROUGH THE 414 00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:55,535 SCENES, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "WE JUST WANT TO SEE HOW YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE TOGETHER, LIKE, 415 00:28:55,535 --> 00:29:01,074 YOU KNOW, HOW YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY SO COULD YOU WRESTLE OR 416 00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:05,912 SOMETHING? COULD YOU WRESTLE AROUND?" AND I'M LIKE, "OKAY, ALL 417 00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:09,649 RIGHT. IF THAT'S GOING TO GET ME THIS JOB, I'M GOING TO WRESTLE. 418 00:29:09,649 --> 00:29:13,753 AND WE START WRESTLING, AND HE'S A MARTIAL ARTIST, SO HE CAN HOLD HIS OWN 419 00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:16,523 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN I WRESTLED, YOU KNOW, ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL AND, LIKE, 420 00:29:16,523 --> 00:29:23,263 STARTED A LITTLE BIT IN COLLEGE. AND I GOT IN THERE, AND I, 421 00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:25,932 LIKE, CROUCHED DOWN. AND THE FIRST THING THAT HAPPENED WAS MY PANTS SPLIT 422 00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:32,205 OPEN [ LAUGHTER ] I TELL YOU, I HAVE THE BEST 423 00:29:32,205 --> 00:29:34,841 THINGS HAPPEN TO ME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M TELLING YOU, GOD HAS 424 00:29:34,841 --> 00:29:37,777 A SENSE OF HUMOR [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS THE ONE THING I CAN 425 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:40,180 CONFIRM. AND I'M LIKE, I'M ONE OF HIS FAVORITES. 426 00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:44,818 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU KNOW DID YOU HEAR IT? 427 00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:46,453 >> OH, WE SAW IT >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS 428 00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:53,226 ADOPTED THIS THING WHEN IT COMES TO, LIKE, AUDITIONS. I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, I DON'T 429 00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:58,198 HAVE TO BOOK THE JOB I JUST HAVE TO WIN THE ROOM. I JUST HAVE TO WIN THE ROOM. 430 00:29:58,198 --> 00:30:00,567 IF I KNOW I WIN THE ROOM, THEY'LL INVITE ME BACK, SOMEDAY. 431 00:30:00,567 --> 00:30:03,403 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, I ALWAYS GO IN PLACES, 432 00:30:03,403 --> 00:30:05,939 AND I SAY, "I NEED TO WIN THE ROOM." AND WHEN I SPLIT MY PANTS, I 433 00:30:05,939 --> 00:30:09,676 WAS LIKE, "I'M WINNING." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE KNOW WHAT I MEAN 434 00:30:09,676 --> 00:30:13,213 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> I WAS LIKE, "I'M WINNING. >> Jimmy: NO ONE ELSE DID THAT 435 00:30:13,213 --> 00:30:16,983 YEAH >> NO ONE ELSE DID THIS. >> Jimmy: NO ONE ELSE DID THAT 436 00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:19,352 YEAH, THINK ABOUT IT COME ON, YOU TOOK IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL 437 00:30:19,352 --> 00:30:21,388 >> AND I SAID, AT LEAST, FOR THE LEAST, IF I DON'T GET THIS JOB -- AND I SAID THAT TO THEM, 438 00:30:21,388 --> 00:30:23,656 RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAS LIKE, "YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO BUY ME NEW PANTS. 439 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:25,925 [ LAUGHTER ] AND, YEAH. LIKE - 440 00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:27,861 >> Jimmy: I WOULD BE INTIMIDATED BY YOU I MEAN, YOU'RE A BIG GUY 441 00:30:27,861 --> 00:30:31,364 >> YOU KNOW, BUT I CAN BE GENTLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 442 00:30:31,364 --> 00:30:34,300 HAVE YOU EVER WRESTLED >> Jimmy: NO >> NEVER 443 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:37,137 >> Jimmy: HAVE I WRESTLED? >> YEAH, LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL >> Jimmy: THUMB -- YEAH, THUMB 444 00:30:37,137 --> 00:30:40,473 WRESTLING. I WAS ON THE THUMB WRESTLING - NO, I WOULD NEVER WRESTLE. 445 00:30:40,473 --> 00:30:43,376 >> SO YOU DON'T KNOW ANY MOVES >> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE ANY MOVES, NO. 446 00:30:43,376 --> 00:30:45,879 >> I CAN SHOW YOU A MOVE, IF YOU NEED, IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE A LITTLE BIT 447 00:30:45,879 --> 00:30:52,218 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK WE'RE GOING TO GO WITH THE AUDIENCE. 448 00:30:52,218 --> 00:30:57,123 >> Jimmy: I'M GOOD >> THE AUDIENCE WANTS TO SEE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 449 00:30:57,123 --> 00:31:01,895 THE AUDIENCE - * [ CHEERS ] 450 00:31:01,895 --> 00:31:05,632 THE AUDIENCE WANTS TO SEE JIMMY FALLON WRESTLE >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO 451 00:31:05,632 --> 00:31:07,767 WRESTLE YOU THOUGH >> OKAY, I'LL SHOW YOU >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GONNA SHOW ME 452 00:31:07,767 --> 00:31:11,805 A MOVE, JUST IN CASE I GET IN -- IF I GET IN TROUBLE SOMEWHERE, I CAN DO THIS MOVE. 453 00:31:11,805 --> 00:31:13,907 >> OKAY, SO IF A GUY IS, LIKE, TRYING TO LIKE, YOU KNOW, GET IN YOUR POSITION, YOU MIGHT 454 00:31:13,907 --> 00:31:17,510 COME DOWN. RIGHT? >> Jimmy: OKAY, COME DOWN. 455 00:31:17,510 --> 00:31:19,646 >> CROUCH DOWN RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 456 00:31:19,646 --> 00:31:21,448 THIS IS WHAT I DO. YEAH >> LIKE, YOU CAN'T GET IN 457 00:31:21,448 --> 00:31:23,583 THESE. >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEP. YEAH, YOU CAN'T, YEP 458 00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:25,352 [ LAUGHTER ] >> RIGHT SO, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU 459 00:31:25,352 --> 00:31:28,755 A GENTLE ARM SLIDE >> Jimmy: OKAY ARM SLIDE, YEP 460 00:31:28,755 --> 00:31:33,326 >> INTO A FULL NELSON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS TOO MUCH 461 00:31:33,326 --> 00:31:36,429 >> SO, BOOM. OKAY, WE'VE GOT A LITTLE ARM CONTROL. 462 00:31:36,429 --> 00:31:38,565 SEE THAT >> Jimmy: YES. >> I'M GOING TO COME UNDER THE 463 00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:40,800 ARM. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I JUST -- RIGHT THERE, SEE, YOU WIN. 464 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,670 >> PULL YOU BY - >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEP. YEAH 465 00:31:43,670 --> 00:31:48,108 >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ARE YOU STILL INTACT? 466 00:31:48,108 --> 00:31:50,844 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT THAT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD THAT WAS GOOD, RIGHT THERE 467 00:31:50,844 --> 00:31:54,781 >> NOW LET'S TRY FOR REAL. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON 468 00:31:54,781 --> 00:32:04,824 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU MADE IT. >> Jimmy: I MADE IT. 469 00:32:04,824 --> 00:32:12,499 I MADE IT. I MADE IT. [ GRUNTING ] 470 00:32:12,499 --> 00:32:15,902 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S WINSTON DUKE IN "BLACK 471 00:32:15,902 --> 00:32:19,572 HERE'S WINSTON DUKE IN "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER." TAKE A LOOK. 472 00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:34,487 [ SCREAMING 473 00:32:34,487 --> 00:32:53,506 * >> AH! >> Jimmy: YEAH 474 00:32:53,506 --> 00:32:57,444 THAT'S WINSTON DUKE. "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER" IS IN THEATERS AND 475 00:32:57,444 --> 00:33:02,782 iMAX NOVEMBER 11th WE'VE GOT STAND-UP FROM CAROLINE RHEA, WHEN WE COME 476 00:33:02,782 --> 00:33:05,819 BACK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 477 00:33:05,819 --> 00:33:31,077 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS BEST KNOWN FOR HER ROLE AS 478 00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:35,615 HILDA SPELLMAN ON THE ABC HIT SERIES "SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH," AS WELL AS HER - 479 00:33:35,615 --> 00:33:38,585 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AS WELL AS HER NUMEROUS COMEDY SPECIALS 480 00:33:38,585 --> 00:33:43,456 SHE WILL BE PERFORMING AT THE EPIC EVENTS CENTER IN GREEN BAY, NOVEMBER 18th 481 00:33:43,456 --> 00:33:48,962 PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY CAROLINE RHEA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 482 00:33:50,997 --> 00:33:57,470 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HI. THANK YOU. 483 00:33:57,470 --> 00:34:00,407 I'M SO HAPPY TO BE IN NEW YORK I LIVE IN LOS ANGELES NOW, AND EVERYONE IS VERY CONCERNED WITH 484 00:34:00,407 --> 00:34:05,412 THEIR APPEARANCE THERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LIKE, PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY TO ME, 485 00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:07,380 "CAROLINE, YOUR FACE IS SO FULL WHAT KIND OF FILLER DO YOU 486 00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:10,750 USE? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "IS IT RESTYLANE OR JUVEDERM?" 487 00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:16,122 I'M LIKE, "FUDGE." [ LAUGHTER ] I PUT A LITTLE ROCKY ROAD RIGHT 488 00:34:16,122 --> 00:34:19,426 HERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN THIS IS VANILLA 489 00:34:19,426 --> 00:34:21,394 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH AND THEY'RE FUSSY EATERS 490 00:34:21,394 --> 00:34:25,165 I HAVE ONE FRIEND, SHE IS SO GLUTEN INTOLERANT SHE CAN'T EVEN LISTEN TO HALL AND OATES. 491 00:34:25,165 --> 00:34:31,071 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH I WAS GHOSTED BY A MAN IN 492 00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:35,375 HIS 70s. YEAH I'M HOPING HE WAS JUST SO OLD 493 00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:40,380 HE DIED AND BECAME A GHOST [ LAUGHTER ] SO NOW I'M ON THIS AMAZING 494 00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:44,351 DATING APP, TASKRABBIT I LOVE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 495 00:34:44,351 --> 00:34:48,521 YEAH, IT GETS THE JOB DONE [ LAUGHTER ] I LIVE IN A 100-YEAR-OLD HOUSE, 496 00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:53,159 AND SERIOUSLY, I FEEL LIKE MY HOUSE IS JUST AN OLD MAN WHO MARRIED ME FOR MY MONEY. 497 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:58,732 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, IT REALLY IS IT'S LIKE AN OLD MAN 498 00:34:58,732 --> 00:35:01,668 LIKE, THE FOUNDATION, IT'S NOT HARD ANYMORE [ LAUGHTER ] 499 00:35:01,668 --> 00:35:05,472 IT'S VERY LITTLE WOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] IT TAKES FOREVER FOR ANY WATER 500 00:35:05,472 --> 00:35:08,675 TO COME OUT OF THE PIPES, AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] 501 00:35:08,675 --> 00:35:12,879 THERE'S A LOT OF SPONTANEOUS GAS LEAKS THAT IT BLAMES ON THE DOG, SO. 502 00:35:12,879 --> 00:35:17,884 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I HAVE ONE FRIEND WHO'S OBSESSED WITH ASTROLOGY. 503 00:35:17,884 --> 00:35:20,787 I MEAN, LIKE A CRAZY PERSON. ADMITTEDLY, I DID HAVE TO HAVE AN EMERGENCY C-SECTION BECAUSE 504 00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:27,694 I WAS VERY HIGH RISK FOR HAVING A SCORPIO. [ LAUGHTER ] 505 00:35:27,694 --> 00:35:29,763 AND, UM, YEAH, THERE WAS NO WAY I WANTED MY DAUGHTER BORN THAT GOOD AT SEX AND UNABLE TO 506 00:35:29,763 --> 00:35:32,432 FORGIVE, SO -- [ LAUGHTER ] WASN'T GOING TO HAPPEN 507 00:35:32,432 --> 00:35:38,171 YEAH I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PRETEND THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT SIGN THEY ARE. 508 00:35:38,171 --> 00:35:41,541 LIKE, I ASKED THIS MAN IN GEORGIA. I GO "WHAT SIGN ARE YOU? 509 00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:44,878 AND HE GOES, "I HAVE NO IDEA." I GO, "WELL, HOW OLD ARE YOU?" HE'S LIKE, "56." 510 00:35:44,878 --> 00:35:50,083 I GO, "IN 56 YEARS NO ONE HAS EVER MENTIONED WHAT SIGN YOU ARE? 511 00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:53,620 AND HE SAID, "UM, I THINK I'M A LIB-RA." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 512 00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:57,791 OH, A LIB-RA DID YOU READ ABOUT THAT IN A A HOR-OS-COPY BOOK 513 00:35:57,791 --> 00:36:02,128 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT PERHAPS YOU WERE A A GE-MEANIE, OR A PISH-EZ. 514 00:36:02,128 --> 00:36:05,031 [ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE A VIR-GA OR A CANKER, BUT YOU LOOK LIKE A 515 00:36:05,031 --> 00:36:15,842 SAGGY-TIT-A-RAURUS YOU REALLY DO. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 516 00:36:15,842 --> 00:36:19,346 MY EX-BOYFRIEND WAS A CANCER -- IN MANY WAYS HE - 517 00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:23,917 [ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS ACTUALLY A LIB-RA SO, I HAD MY DAUGHTER IN MY 518 00:36:23,917 --> 00:36:27,420 40s, AND OF COURSE I BREAST FED. AND NO ONE WAS MORE SHOCKED 519 00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:32,192 THAN MY BOOBS, OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'D BEEN UNDERSTUDIES THEIR 520 00:36:32,192 --> 00:36:36,529 ENTIRE LIFE AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WHAT? WE'RE GOING ON?" 521 00:36:36,529 --> 00:36:39,432 [ LAUGHTER ] "I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I REMEMBER THE PART. 522 00:36:39,432 --> 00:36:45,905 [ LAUGHTER ] HAVING A TEENAGER AND BEING A COMEDIAN, IT OFTEN FEELS LIKE 523 00:36:45,905 --> 00:36:52,645 THE HECKLER JUST FOLLOWED ME HOME FROM THE CLUB [ LAUGHTER ] 524 00:36:52,645 --> 00:36:55,849 SHE'S SO MEAN. SHE'S LIKE, "THAT'S NOT FUNNY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 525 00:36:55,849 --> 00:36:58,651 "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR? YOU SMELL LIKE RANCH." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 526 00:36:58,651 --> 00:37:04,524 I'M LIKE, "I DO? IT'S SO PATHETIC 'CAUSE ALL I WANT TO DO IS PLEASE HER 527 00:37:04,524 --> 00:37:07,293 AND I WAS WATCHING "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON." I WAS VERY DISAPPOINTED. 528 00:37:07,293 --> 00:37:09,829 I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ABOUT RAISING A TEENAGER AND -- 529 00:37:09,829 --> 00:37:13,333 [ LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE MY DAUGHTER, SHE'S LIKE AN EVIL QUEEN. 530 00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:17,904 AND I'M LIKE THIS PATHETIC TROLL SERVANT WHO ENDLESSLY TRIES TO PLEASE HER. 531 00:37:17,904 --> 00:37:20,306 LIKE -- AND I MAKE A BIG DEAL OF EVERYTHING. EVEN IF I BRING HER, LIKE, A 532 00:37:20,306 --> 00:37:26,179 A COFFEE, I'M LIKE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] "MY LADY." 533 00:37:26,179 --> 00:37:31,384 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "I BRING YOU A FROZEN POTION." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 534 00:37:31,384 --> 00:37:35,855 "MADE OF ALMOND MILK AND THE SPICE OF A PUMPKIN." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 535 00:37:35,855 --> 00:37:40,160 "ONE-THIRD DECAF, NO FOAM. GRANDE IN A VENTE CUP AS YOU HAVE DEMANDED. 536 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:47,067 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE'S LIKE THIS, "DID YOU SAY 537 00:37:47,067 --> 00:37:50,437 ALMOND MILK? ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN THE ENVIRONMENT? 538 00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:54,607 [ LAUGHTER ] "I ASKED FOR OAT MILK. TAKE IT AWAY." 539 00:37:54,607 --> 00:37:58,812 "A THOUSAND PARDONS MY LADY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN SHE'S LIKE, "MUMMY. 540 00:37:58,812 --> 00:38:02,449 WILL YOU TAKE ME TO THE MALL?" "I SHALL PREPARE THE CARRIAGE AND THE BAG OF GOLD. 541 00:38:02,449 --> 00:38:07,620 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, OF COURSE, TO DO EVERYTHING FOR MY DAUGHTER, I GOT HER A 542 00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:10,223 A DOG. AND SO ONE DAY THE DOG WAS SITTING ON MY LAP, AND SHE 543 00:38:10,223 --> 00:38:17,030 VICIOUSLY BIT ME ON THE NIPPLE [ AUDIENCE OOHS DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW 544 00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:20,467 PAINFUL IT IS TO REALIZE THAT YOUR NIPPLE IS ACCESSIBLE FROM YOUR LAP 545 00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:26,339 [ LAUGHTER ] THOSE WERE REAL TEARS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 546 00:38:26,339 --> 00:38:29,409 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'M CAROLINE RHEA. * 547 00:38:29,409 --> 00:38:33,179 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON NOW. COME ON! 548 00:38:33,179 --> 00:38:36,750 COME OVER HERE CAROLINE RHEA. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 549 00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:42,288 FROM CAROLINE. COME ON, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 550 00:38:53,266 --> 00:38:54,934 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE ARE TALKING WITH 551 00:38:54,934 --> 00:39:00,006 CAROLINE RHEA, WHO WILL BE PERFORMING AT THE EPIC EVENT CENTER IN GREEN BAY, ON 552 00:39:00,006 --> 00:39:04,611 NOVEMBER 18th. I JUST NOTICED YOUR SHIRT. VERY NICE. 553 00:39:04,611 --> 00:39:07,113 I IDENT -- >> I IDENTIFY AS A WITCH >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S PERFECT. 554 00:39:07,113 --> 00:39:08,682 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S PERFECT FOR YOU AND FOR HALLOWEEN. 555 00:39:08,682 --> 00:39:11,317 >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: YOU -- OBVIOUSLY "SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH," 556 00:39:11,317 --> 00:39:15,121 WHICH BY THE WAY, SHOULD COME BACK OR LET'S DO A HOLIDAY MOVIE. 557 00:39:15,121 --> 00:39:18,024 >> YEAH, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SERIOUSLY. 558 00:39:18,024 --> 00:39:20,026 OKAY CAN I TELL YOU THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING THAT 559 00:39:20,026 --> 00:39:23,930 HAPPENED TODAY, BECAUSE I'M SO TECHNOLOGICALLY STUPID [ CHEERS ] 560 00:39:23,930 --> 00:39:26,533 AND I PLAYED A WITCH FOR A LONG TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH 561 00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:28,034 >> SO, I WENT TO BUY HALLOWEEN CANDY, AND I HAD MY CREDIT CARD 562 00:39:28,034 --> 00:39:32,038 AND I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE MACHINE. AND THE GIRL SAID, "THAT'S 563 00:39:32,038 --> 00:39:36,109 OKAY, YOU CAN JUST TAP YOUR CARD." AND I WENT LIKE THIS 564 00:39:36,109 --> 00:39:41,047 [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 565 00:39:41,047 --> 00:39:43,383 >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> AND SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE, 566 00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:46,286 "WHAT? WHAT?" >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE LIKE -- 567 00:39:46,286 --> 00:39:48,555 >> AND I WAS LIKE, "IT WORKED ON SABRINA FOR A REALLY LONG TIME." 568 00:39:48,555 --> 00:39:50,924 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, I WAS, LIKE, TAPPING THE CARD 569 00:39:50,924 --> 00:39:53,593 OH, I KNOW IT'S VERY EMBARRASSING >> Jimmy: I'M SO PSYCHED YOU'RE 570 00:39:53,593 --> 00:39:56,396 HERE AND IT WAS SO FUN TO SEE YOU AT DAVE'S THING 571 00:39:56,396 --> 00:40:00,000 >> YOU WERE SO FUNNY, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU -- I WAS NOT -- 572 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,668 >> YOU HAVE TO GET -- NO, YOU HAVE TO DO ONE MINUTE OF GILBERT GOTTFRIED. 573 00:40:01,668 --> 00:40:03,770 COME ON. >> Jimmy: MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 574 00:40:03,770 --> 00:40:07,273 >> ONE MINUTE! IT WAS SO FUNNY. IT WAS SO GOOD 575 00:40:07,273 --> 00:40:12,445 >> Jimmy: "CAROLINE RHEA, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 576 00:40:12,445 --> 00:40:14,914 CAROLINE RHEA. GO SEE HER AT THE EPIC EVENT CENTER IN GREEN BAY, ON 577 00:40:14,914 --> 00:40:20,320 NOVEMBER 18th. YOU ARE THE GREATEST THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING 578 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,355 OUT. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH, JIMMY. MY THANKS TO DANIEL RADCLIFFE, 579 00:40:22,355 --> 00:40:26,459 WINSTON DUKE, CAROLINE RHEA, ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 580 00:40:26,459 --> 00:40:28,428 AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 581 00:40:28,428 --> 00:40:31,064 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 582 00:40:31,064 --> 00:40:35,268 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE