1 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:11,511 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:15,515 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:18,518 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - GEORGE LOPEZ 4 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:23,056 COLE HAUSER. LaTANYA RICHARDSON JACKSON MUSICAL GUEST, JOEY BADA$$ WITH 5 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:29,896 MEN I TRUST. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 6 00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:36,736 >> Questlove: 1738 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:56,022 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:56,022 --> 00:00:58,725 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. WELCOME! I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE 9 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:02,862 YOU. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 10 00:01:02,862 --> 00:01:04,964 ENJOY YOURSELF ENJOY YOURSELF EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 11 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:08,668 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. 12 00:01:08,668 --> 00:01:11,971 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, IT SEEMS LIKE 13 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:17,744 THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE'S GEARING UP FOR THE 14 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:25,518 MIDTERMS, THE WORLD SERIES IS HEATING UP, THE TOP TEN SONGS IN THE COUNTRY ARE ALL BY 15 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:30,156 TAYLOR SWIFT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ALSO, STOUFFER'S IS RELEASING 16 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:32,225 ITS OWN BLOODY MARY MIX THAT TASTES LIKE LASAGNA. [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:34,527 THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER LET'S JUST COVER IT ALL AT ONCE 18 00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:35,328 LET'S JUST COVER IT ALL AT ONCE IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS SMASH. 19 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:41,601 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 20 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:46,573 >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, THE MIDTERMS THEY'RE LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY. 21 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:49,442 REPUBLICANS ARE TRYING TO WIN BACK CONTROL OF THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE, WHILE THE DEMOCRATS 22 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:54,948 WANT TO HOLD ON TO BOTH. TWO SIDES GOING TO HEAD KIND OF LIKE THE WORLD SERIES. 23 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:58,985 TONIGHT, WAS GAME FOUR BETWEEN THE PHILLIES AND ASTROS. BOTH TEAMS ARE DOING EVERYTHING 24 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:02,922 THEY CAN TO PROVE THAT THEY'RE THE BEST IN THE COUNTRY. SPEAKING OF THE BEST IN THE 25 00:02:02,922 --> 00:02:07,861 COUNTRY, TAYLOR SWIFT. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S THE FIRST ARTIST TO HOLD 26 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:15,068 ALL TOP TEN SPOTS IN THE BILLBOARD 100 AT ONCE. THAT MUST FEEL GOOD. 27 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:17,904 AND IF YOU WANT TO FEEL GOOD TOO, MAYBE DON'T TRY STOUFFER'S NEW LASAGNA FLAVOR BLOODY MARY 28 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:22,676 MIX. IT'S VODKA MIXED WITH LASAGNA TOPPED WITH A RIM OF SHREDDED 29 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:25,545 MOZZARELLA IT'S THE PERFECT DRINK FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BLACK OUT 30 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:30,550 AND FORGET ABOUT THE MIDTERMS. IT'S A STRESSFUL TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:32,118 PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS BEEN TOURING THE COUNTRY TRYING TO RALLY SUPPORT FOR THE 32 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:37,557 DEMOCRATS, BUT THE ONLY TOUR PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS TAYLOR. SHE ANNOUNCED HER ERAS TOUR 33 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:41,795 THIS WEEK. TICKETS AREN'T AVAILABLE YET, BUT SWIFTIES ARE LOSING THEIR 34 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:47,567 MINDS. FOAMING AT THE MOUTH, WHICH ARE ALSO SIDE EFFECTS WHEN YOU 35 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:50,303 DRINK STOUFFER'S LASAGNA FLAVORS BLOODY MARY MIX. [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:55,442 LOOK AT THIS THING IT'S LIKE A LASAGNA SMOOTHY. IT'S LIKE A V-8 FROM HELL. 37 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,410 IF YOU DRINK ONE OF THESE, YOU MIGHT GET THE RUNS YOU NEED RUNS IF YOU WANT TO 38 00:02:57,410 --> 00:03:06,286 WIN. PHILLY IS GOING TO GO NUTS BY THE WAY. 39 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:08,688 POLICE ARE ALREADY RACING TO GREASE UP LIGHT POLES. SPEAKING OF RACES IN POLLS, THE 40 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:11,458 MIDTERMS [ LAUGHTER ] DR. OZ IS RUNNING FOR OFFICE IN 41 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:19,866 PENNSYLVANIA, AND YOU'LL BE IN A DOCTOR'S OFFICE AFTER DRINKING ALCOHOLIC LASAGNA 42 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,602 IN CONCLUSION, HERE WE GO, TIME TO VOTE, WHAT A SHOW, JUST NO. THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWSMASH. 43 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:31,211 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELL, SPEAKING OF THE 44 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:38,752 MIDTERMS AND THE WORLD SERIES, YESTERDAY DURING A SPEECH, PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID THAT 45 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:42,722 PHILLIES FANS ARE THE MOST OBNOXIOUS FANS IN THE WORLD. MEANWHILE, JILL WAS LIKE, "JOE, 46 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:48,094 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME? [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:51,097 THIS IS BIG. TONIGHT, BIDEN DELIVERED A A PRIME-TIME SPEECH FROM 48 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:54,701 CAPITOL HILL ABOUT THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS. AND SAID IT COULD TAKE SEVERAL 49 00:03:54,701 --> 00:04:01,708 DAYS FOR ALL THE VOTES TO BE COUNTED IN SOME SWING STATES UNFORTUNATELY, AFTER THESE PAST 50 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:04,077 TWO YEARS, EVERY STATE IS A SWING STATE. [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,512 YEAH, A LOT OF EXPERTS ARE PREDICTING A RED WAVE ON ELECTION DAY 52 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,580 YOU CAN TELL BIDEN IS NERVOUS BECAUSE HE ALREADY HIRED RUDY GIULIANI TO CHALLENGE THE 53 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:13,053 RESULTS. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT 54 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:25,565 THE MIDTERMS, AND A LOT OF RACES ARE COMING DOWN TO THE WIRE 55 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:30,537 LET ME EXPLAIN IT ALL TO YOU WITH THE "MIDTERMS IN PICTURES." 56 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:30,770 WITH THE "MIDTERMS IN PICTURES." HERE WE GO 57 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,109 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS 58 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,545 ARE NEXT TUESDAY WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT IF CONGRESS IS GOING RED, BLUE, OR 59 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:40,547 A DIFFERENT COLOR ALTOGETHER [ LAUGHTER ] AFTER MONTHS OF CAMPAIGNING, 60 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:42,349 VOTERS ARE TIRED AND CRANKY WATCHING COMMERCIAL AFTER COMMERCIAL HAS DRIVER THEM 61 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:43,850 COMPLETELY INSANE. AT THIS POINT, THEY'D BE FINE IF EVERY CANDIDATE JUST 62 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:49,122 DISAPPEARED. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THE ELECTION IS IMPORTANT 63 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:53,526 FOR OUR DEMOCRACY, FOR OUR FUTURE, AND FOR MILLIONS OF KIDS 64 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:55,995 OF COURSE, NOT EVERYONE CAN WIN. THE LOSERS WILL HAVE TO TAKE IT 65 00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:59,899 ON THE CHIN. [ LAUGHTER ] AND GET SENT AWAY ON AN 66 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:01,768 INVOLUNTARY VACATION MEANWHILE, THE WINNERS WILL FEEL GREAT UNTIL THEIR POLL 67 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:06,873 NUMBERS START TO SLIDE DOWN. [ LAUGHTER ] THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT 68 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:08,675 EVERYONE VOTES NO MATTER WHAT STATE YOU LIVE IN, BECAUSE VOTING IS THE BEST THING ABOUT 69 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:21,521 AMERICA SINCE IT WAS BORN IN 1776 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 70 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:23,356 WELL, LISTEN TO THIS, ACCORDING TO PROSECUTORS, AFTER STORMING THE CAPITOL ON JANUARY 6th, 71 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:29,963 A GROUP OF RIOTERS SPENT OVER $400 AT THE OLIVE GARDEN. THAT EXPLAINS WHY THEY CHANGED 72 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,865 THEIR SLOGAN TO, "OLIVE GARDEN, WHEN YOU'RE HERE YOU'RE FAMILY, ESPECIALLY THAT ONE WEIRD 73 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:39,406 UNCLE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SWITCHING GEARS, DID YOU GUYS 74 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:47,747 SEE THIS ADELE JUST REVEALED THAT HER NAME IS ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED 75 00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:55,522 A-DALE [ LAUGHTER ] ADELE'S NAME IS PRONOUNCED 76 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:59,893 A-DALE [ LAUGHTER ] AS HER FANS PUT IT, "AH, NO. 77 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,528 [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF ADELE'S -- THAT'S RIGHT ADELE'S NAME IS 78 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,830 PRONOUNCED A-DALE. I HAD NO IDEA. DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT 79 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,732 >> Steve: OF COURSE, I KNEW THAT I NEVER MISPRONOUNCE ANY 80 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:09,502 CELEBRITY NAME COME ON. GIVE ME ANY CELEBRITY NAME 81 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:13,907 >> Jimmy: OKAY, I GUESS I CAN TEST YOU REAL QUICK. WHO'S THIS 82 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:16,509 >> Steve: OH, THAT'S EASY. MICHAEL BA-JORDAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:23,116 >> Jimmy: OKAY WHO'S THIS >> Steve: DISNEY CHINEL. 84 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:26,052 COME ON. GIVE ME SOME HARDER ONES RAPID FIRE ME. 85 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,754 COME ON. >> Jimmy: OKAY, I'M NOT SURE THIS IS A GREAT IDEA, BUT HERE 86 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:29,122 WE GO. WHO'S THIS >> Steve: OKAY 87 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:31,791 HUG MY AUNT. [ LAUGHTER ] BUNS OF STEAL. 88 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:39,666 GLUTEN FREE MOZZARELLA [ LAUGHTER ] MACARONI AND CHEESE. 89 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:42,535 MODERNA PFIZER [ LAUGHTER JAKE GILLA-PUDDING POPS AND HIS SISTER MAGGIE GOO-GOO DOLLS. 90 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:44,804 >> Jimmy: WHY WOULD THEIR NAMES BE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY? >> Steve: IT'S LIKE ROOSEVELT 91 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:47,073 AND ROSEVELT YOU KNOW COME ON. 92 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:50,543 >> Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT HER >> Steve: HILARIOUS SPANXES. [ LAUGHTER ] 93 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:55,281 PENIS QUAALUDE [ LAUGHTER ] ANUS AND ARMS. 94 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:57,217 [ LAUGHTER ] COLON FART >> Jimmy: OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 95 00:06:57,217 --> 00:07:00,420 THANK YOU, THANK YOU I APPRICATE IT NO, THAT'S GOOD. 96 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:07,460 STEVE HIGGINS, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. WELL, HERE'S SOME FUN NEWS 97 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,529 THIS YEAR'S ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE HAS BEEN SELECTED 98 00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:14,734 YEP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE TREE IS MOVING FROM THE 99 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:17,137 SUBURBS TO THE BIG CITY. RIGHT NOW, ITS PARENTS ARE TELLING IT TO ALWAYS CARRY ITS 100 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:23,843 WALLET IN ITS FRONT POCKET [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 101 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:26,780 THE TREE IS A NORWAY SPRUCE THAT'S 50 FEET WIDE AND 82 FEET TALL 102 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:33,653 ALTHOUGH IT PUT 85 FEET TALL ON ITS TIMBER PROFILE THERE YOU GO 103 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:36,389 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, TIMBER IT'S TIME FOR OUR LATEST 104 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,258 INSTALLMENT OF "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS. HERE WE GO, EVERYBODY. 105 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:50,970 * TONIGHT SHOW POLLS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW, THIS FIRST POLL 106 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,173 ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH TODAY? 1% SAID A SANDWICH 107 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:58,545 1% SAID A SALAD. 98% SAID 12 FUN SIZED SNICKERS LEFT OVER FROM HALLOWEEN 108 00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:03,717 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "WHY DID YOU TAKE OUT A LOAN? 109 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,819 42% SAID TO BUY A CAR. 44% SAID TO PAY OFF MY MORTGAGE 110 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:09,489 14% SAID TO STAY VERIFIED ON TWITTER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 111 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:16,463 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE ASKED, "HAVE YOU SEEN "THE WATCHER" ON 112 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:22,302 NETFLIX? 70% SAID, YES. 29% SAID, NO 113 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:27,807 1% SAID, I'VE WATCHED MY NEIGHBORS WATCH IT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 114 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:32,112 THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "WOULD YOU VOTE FOR HERSCHEL WALKER?" 10% SAID, NO 115 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:39,919 90% SAID, OF COURSE, HE'S MY FATHER [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 116 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,521 * >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: NEXT POLL ASKED, "HOW 117 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:47,594 DO YOU EAT A BANANA? 10% SAID, PEEL IT AND EAT IT 10% SAID, PEEL IT AND BREAK IT 118 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:55,602 OFF IN PIECES IN MY HAND 80% SAID, SIDEWAYS LIKE A CORN COB. 119 00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:58,505 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: 80%? >> Jimmy: YEAH, 80%. 120 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:01,508 80% SAID THEY DO THAT. >> Steve: THEY EAT IT SIDEWAYS >> Jimmy: YEAH 121 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:10,150 NEXT POLL ASKED, "WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL BE THE WINNING POWERBALL NUMBERS? 122 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:18,692 33% SAID, 8, 6, 7, 5, 3, 0, 9. 33% SAID, 9, 0, 2, 1, 0. 33% SAID 1-877-KARSFORKIDS 123 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:23,029 [ LAER AND A APPLAUSE THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "WHAT DO YOU DO AT THE GYM. 124 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:29,736 10% SAID PILATES 25% SAID JOG ON THE TREADMILL. 25% SAID LIFT WEIGHTS. 125 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,604 40% SAID STAND COMPLETELY STILL ON AN EXERCISE BIKE WHILE WATCHING "PROPERTY BROTHERS" ON 126 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:38,278 MY PHONE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS LAST ONE ASKS, "ARE YOU 127 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:44,851 EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS? 80% SAID YEAH. 19% SAID, I GUESS SO 128 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,786 MARIAH CAREY SAID, "BISH, WHAT DO YOU THINK?" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 129 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:50,156 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LAIDES AND GENTLEMEN 130 00:09:51,558 --> 00:10:05,805 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 131 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:12,512 >> Jimmy: GUYS, THIS IS MY NEW HOLIDAY SINGLE I JUST FLIPPED IT AROUND 132 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:16,316 THIS IS ME AND DOLLY PARTON. "ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS. 133 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:20,487 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I TALKED ABOUT IT ON THE SHOW 134 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:29,562 LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I PUT IT OUT ON TICKTOK AND IT WAS TAKEN DOWN FOR LEAGL ISSUES. 135 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,631 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE THEY SAID THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHTS TO AIR THE SONG 136 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,501 ON TICKTOK FROM THE OWNER. I WROTE AND SANG THE SONG. [ LAUGHTER ] 137 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:39,105 I GO, "THIS IS IMPOSIBLE." BUT ANYWAYS, I'M IN A LEGAL BATTLE WITH MYSELF 138 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:48,782 I'M CURRENTLY IN LITIGATION. I THINK I'M GOING TO WIN AND 50-50. 139 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:51,718 BUT IT'S BEEN STRAIGHTENED OUT IT IS NOW AVAIABLE YOU CAN FIND IT WHEREEVER ON 140 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:55,188 THE TICKTOK THAT I PUT OUT THERE. WHICH IS A VERY INNOCENT 141 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:58,658 TICKTOK OF JUST ME SAYING HOW EXCITED I WAS. BECAUSE YOU KNOW, EVERYONE'S 142 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,327 KIND OF STARTS THIS DEBATE AND NOW IT'S GETTING EARLIER AND EARLIER, BUT IT USED TO BE 143 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:05,565 THANKSGIVING THEY HAVE A DEBATE THEY GO, SHOULD WE -- CAN WE 144 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,100 LISTEN TO HOLIDAY MUSIC? CAN WE -- DO WE PLAY MARIAH CAREY NOW 145 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:12,272 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I SAY, YES IF IT'S A GOOD A SONG PLAY IT 146 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:17,177 WHENVER YOU WANT SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN IF I WROTE A SONG CALLED "ALMOST 147 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:21,081 TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU PUT IT OUT ON 148 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:26,619 HALLOWEEN. [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO I WROTE THIS SONG AND 149 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:37,497 THEN I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. AND THEN DOLLY ASKED ME TO DO 150 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,966 A SCENE IN HER MOVIE COMING UP CALLED "MOUNTIAN MAGIC CHRISTMAS. 151 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,936 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'LL DO ANYTHING I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO 152 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,105 DO I'LL DO DOLLY PARTON, SURE I'LL COME AND DO THE CAMERA 153 00:11:45,105 --> 00:12:00,220 OPERATOR WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO DO, I'M THERE. 154 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,590 SO I GO TO TENNAESE, WHICH INSPIRED ME TO GET MY BEARD. AND YEAH, THE QUESTION NO ONE 155 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:10,897 IS ASKING. SO I GO THERE AND SHE GOES, "WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT TO DO 156 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:17,470 WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT TO DO? AND SHE'S SO COOL. IT'S DOLLY PARTON. 157 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,972 AND I WILL SAY, I WISH THAT I WAS THERE IN THE MORNING TO THE AFTERNOON. 158 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,974 I WAS IS WAS 9-5, BUT IT WAS 10-3 [ LAUGHTER ] 159 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:24,077 I KNOW, I KNOW HEY, I CAN STILL DREAM BUT SHE SAID, "WHAT SONG DO YOU 160 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,279 WANT TO DO?" I GO, "A SONG? I'LL DO ANYTHING WITH YOU. 161 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,481 AND SO WE'RE GOING THROUGH SONGS. I COULDN'T BELIEVE SHE WANTED 162 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,216 TO SING SOMETHING. I GO, "I ACTUALLY JUST WROTE THIS SONG 'ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR 163 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:41,127 CHRISTMAS' COULD FIT IN WITH THIS THEME." SHE GOES, "I WANT TO HEAR IT." 164 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,430 I GO, "YOU WANT TO HEAR THIS SONG?" SO I JUST COULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE 165 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,165 THAT SHE EVEN WANTED TO HEAR THE SONG SO I'M PLAYING IT OFF MY PHONE 166 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:50,103 OR SOMETHING I'M LIKE, THAT'S IT. AND SHE GOES, "I LOVE IT." 167 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,539 SO NEXT THING I KNOW I SENT THE TRACK TO HER AND SHE RECORDS IT LIKE IN A NIGHT AND SENDS IT 168 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,973 BACK TO ME SHE HARMONIZES AND IT SOUNDS AWESOME. 169 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:58,545 CAN WE JUST PLAY ONE SECOND OF IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 170 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:04,050 * * IT'S ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMA 171 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:07,454 TOO SOON TO BE SINGING THIS SONG * >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. 172 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,924 STOP RIGHT THERE STOP RIGHT THERE NO, STOP RIGHT THERE 173 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:15,628 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE CAN'T LEGALLY AFFORD IT WE CAN'T LEGALLY PLAY THAT 174 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:31,077 MUSIC. IT'S TOO EARLY ANYWAYS, RIGHT NOW YOU CAN GO 175 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:32,645 ON NOTHING AND LISTEN TO IT BECAUSE LEGALLY IT'S NOT OUT TILL FRIDAY MORNING. 176 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,381 BUT IF YOU CAN FIND IT WHEREVER I POSTED IT, I CAN LISTEN TO THAT 177 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:38,752 AND I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR THAT AND THANK DOLLY SO MUCH IT'S NOW, ALMOST OUT 178 00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:42,789 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT GEORGE LOPEZ IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 179 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:46,393 FROM THE HIT SHOW "YELLOWSTONE," COLE HAUSER IS HERE 180 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:52,098 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LaTANYA RICHARDSON JACKSON IS ON THE SHOW. 181 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:58,171 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM JOEY BADA$$ WITH MEN I TRUST 182 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:02,609 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 183 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,911 GEORGE LOPEZ, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 184 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:15,622 * >> SHE WENT ON TICKTOK I MEAN, I REALIZED I WASN'T THE 185 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:18,558 BEST DAD, BUT WHEN YOUR KID IS TWERKING UPSIDE-DOWN YOU GOT SOME REAL [ BLEEP ] PROBLEMS 186 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:22,495 [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS THIS SERIOUS. 187 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,097 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO START -- YEAH WOW, WOW 188 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:41,648 NO, I UNDERSTAND NO, I GET IT >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 189 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:50,857 A THREE-TIME GRAMMY-NOMINATED COMEDIAN, A NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING AUTHOR, AND A TALENTED 190 00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,692 ACTOR STARRING IN THE NEW COMEDY SERIES, "LOPEZ VS. LOPEZ," WHICH PREMIERES THIS 191 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:56,996 LOPEZ," WHICH PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY AT 8:00 P.M. ON NBC PLEASE WELCOME, GEORGE LOPEZ 192 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:07,407 * 193 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:18,585 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES, WELCOME 194 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:22,188 >> YES >> Jimmy: GEORGE LOPEZ >> GRACIAS 195 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:27,527 >> Jimmy: IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU, MY FRIEND >> YEAH. 196 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:31,431 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SUCH A FUNNY, FUNNY MAN. YOU WERE SHOWING ME SOMETHING 197 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,933 BACKSTAGE, BY THE WAY. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT 198 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,635 HERE SOMETHING VERY -- VERY COOL THING. 199 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,370 THIS IS -- >> THIS -- [ AUDIENCE OOHS 200 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,572 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT YEAH, SHOW IT OFF. THAT'S GORGEOUS. 201 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,175 >> THIS ROLEX -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- BELONGED TO THE GREAT 202 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:48,648 JOHNNY CARSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS JOHNNY CARSON'S. 203 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,150 >> Jimmy: LET ME SEE THIS THING. HOW DID YOU -- 204 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,951 >> THERE WAS A JEWELER IN HOLLYWOOD, AND IT CAME INTO HIS POSSESSION, AND THEY THOUGHT, 205 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,319 "WELL, YOU KNOW, I THINK I MIGHT KNOW A GUY THAT IS INTERESTED." 206 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:58,391 YOU KNOW, I LOVE COMEDY. I LOVE THE HISTORY OF COMEDY >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 207 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,394 >> "THE TONIGHT SHOW" -- I WATCHED "TONIGHT SHOW," FREDDIE PRINZE, RICHARD PRYOR, 208 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:09,436 ALL MY IDOLS GROWING UP. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN, NOW YOU 209 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,504 IT WAS ONLY RIGHT THAT THE WATCH COME BACK TO NEW YORK AND PAY ITS DUES RIGHT HERE ON "THE 210 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,940 TONIGHT SHOW." >> Jimmy: COME ON, JOHNNY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 211 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,776 >> JOHNNY. >> Jimmy: WHAT YEAR WAS THAT WHEN YOU WERE ON WITH JOHNNY 212 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,245 DO YOU REMEMBER? >> MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY IS, IT WAS -- IT WAS NOVEMBER 213 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:22,048 OF '91 >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> SO, THEN I'M 30-YEARS-OLD, 214 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:25,852 AND THEN I'M BEHIND THIS CURTAIN HERE NOW, AND I'M 61-YEARS-OLD 215 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:29,889 >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU, BUD. RIGHT? >> AND, MAN, I MADE IT BACK. 216 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:32,692 SO, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. 217 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,061 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I MADE IT BACK! >> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE ALWA -- 218 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,963 >> EVEN THOUGH I LOOK LIKE -- EVEN THOUGH I LOOK LIKE A MARIACHI AND A WOLF HAD 219 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:40,066 A BABY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, YOU DO - 220 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:43,636 >> YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY BEFORE WHEN I LEFT THE HOTEL, THEY'RE LIKE, "HEY, GOOD LUCK 221 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,972 ON YOUR SHOW FRIDAY, CHEECH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 222 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:50,477 >> "ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: CHEECH I'LL TAKE -- I'LL TAKE IT. 223 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:57,083 BUT, NO, YOU ALWAYS CRUSH. I REMEMBER SEEING YOU AT THE IMPROV AND LAUGH FACTORY OUT IN 224 00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:02,322 L.A. AND, HONESTLY, YOU WOULD NEVER WANT TO FOLLOW GEORGE LOPEZ, 225 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,024 BECAUSE YOU -- THE AUDIENCE WOULD GIVE YOU STANDING OVATIONS DURING THE MIDDLE OF 226 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:07,560 YOUR ACT >> THEY WERE ALL, YOU KNOW, LATINOS. 227 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,730 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO YOU CRUSHED IT EVERY SINGLE 228 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,832 TIME I SAW YOU, EVERYWHERE YOU'RE ALWAYS GREAT. >> OH, THANK YOU, MAN. 229 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,802 >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE NICE TO ME TOO. I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT 230 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:19,139 >> ABSOLUTELY. YOU'RE A GREAT GUY >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 231 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,675 LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW SERIES, "LOPEZ VS. LOPEZ." YOUR COSTAR IS YOUR REAL LIFE 232 00:17:21,675 --> 00:17:27,080 DAUGHTER >> MY DAUGHTER, MAYAN. 26-YEARS-OLD 233 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,549 >> Jimmy: MAYAN LOPEZ -- >> I WAS DIVORCED. AND, THEN, YOU KNOW, MAYAN AND 234 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,451 I DIDN'T TALK FOR A LONG TIME. AND SHE WENT ON TIKTOK TO RESPOND TO A VIDEO THAT SOMEONE 235 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,487 MADE ATTACKING ME. AND IT WAS A VIDEO OF HER TWERKING UPSIDE-DOWN 236 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:40,827 >> Jimmy: HM >> AND THEN, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, REALIZED I WASN'T THE BEST DAD, 237 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:44,864 BUT WHEN YOUR KID'S TWERKING UPSIDE-DOWN, YOU'VE GOT SOME REAL [ BLEEP ] PROBLEMS. 238 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:49,569 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE LIKE, "I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS THIS SERIOUS. 239 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,405 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GOT TO -- YOU GOT TO START -- YEAH YEAH, WOW, WOW 240 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:57,210 NO, I UNDERSTAND NO, I GET -- YEAH, I GOT IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 241 00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,447 ALL RIGHT, WELL -- >> I BETTER GET OUT THERE. I GOT TO GET OUT THERE 242 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,450 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'VE GOT TO GET OUT THERE AND START. YOU SAID YOU SAID YOU'VE BEEN 243 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,185 THROUGH THERAPY NOW WITH YOUR DAUGHTER >> YEAH. 244 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,587 THE THERAPY -- YEAH, OF COURSE YOU KNOW, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR 245 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,422 THE TRAUMA THAT YOU'VE CAUSED. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. 246 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:15,395 WHERE MY GRANDMOTHER WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE -- YEAH, HEY, RIGHT? SO, I -- I'M OWNING, FOR THE 247 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,130 FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, MY RESPONSIBILITY THAT -- TO THE MARRIAGE AND AS A FATHER, AND, 248 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:23,403 YOU KNOW, AS A -- YOU KNOW, TO MY DAUGHTER THAT I - FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, 249 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,672 I SAID, "YEAH, I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS AND I'M GOING TO SPEND THE REST 250 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:29,476 OF MY LIFE REPAIRING IT. >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU >> AND HOPEFULLY WE CAN DO 251 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:34,147 IT - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU 252 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:37,217 >> -- FOR SEVEN YEARS ON NBC [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT 253 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,885 WAS GOING TO BE A TV SHOW. >> AND THEN NOBODY WILL EVER SEE ME AGAIN 254 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,154 NO [ LAUGHTER ] NO, BUT -- BUT, YOU KNOW, IF 255 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:44,791 YOU THINK THERAPY IS BAD, WHAT'S WORSE IS, THE ELEVATOR RIDE DOWN AFTER. 256 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:49,829 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE IT'S ALL HEAVY STUFF, AND THEN YOU'RE JUST IN THE 257 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:54,401 ELEVATOR - YOU ALMOST HAVE TO STAGGER IT OUT, LIKE WHEN YOU DINE AND 258 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,835 DASH, SOMEBODY GOES OUT THE BACK, SOMEBODY GOES OUT THE FRONT. 259 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,904 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO, YEAH, YEAH JUST LEAVE RIGHT NOW 260 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,739 YEAH, WE'RE IN - >> DON'T GO IN THE SAME CAR -- >> Jimmy: NO 261 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,008 >> -- WHEN YOU'RE DOING TRAUMA THERAPY. AND SOMEBODY JUST LEAVES OUT 262 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:06,179 THE BACK, AND THE OTHER PERSON'S JUST UP IN FRONT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 263 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,847 CAN WE DESCRIBE THE SHOW ANY MORE THAN WE HAVE? I MEAN, IT'S YOU AND YOUR 264 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,817 DAUGHTER >> YEAH, ME AND MY DAUGHTER. AND WORKING IT OUT 265 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:18,058 YEAH AND, YOU KNOW, THE -- I LIVE WITH THEM, BECAUSE AFTER THE 266 00:19:18,058 --> 00:19:20,126 PANDEMIC, YOU KNOW, I MIGHT HAVE LOST MY BUSINESS. SO, IT DEALS WITH -- THE 267 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,861 BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE IS WHERE I START TO LIVE WITH THEM 268 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,663 AND THAT'S WHY I LOOK LIKE THIS, BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY -- YOU CAN ONLY GO UP FROM THIS 269 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,432 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, COME ON. BUT IT'S GENERATIONAL. 270 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,034 IT'S ALSO -- >> IT'S GENERATIONAL AND EVERYBODY WILL LOVE IT 271 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,570 AND WHETHER YOU HAVE ISSUES OR NOT, IT'S JUST REALLY FUNNY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 272 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,439 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S WHAT WE NEED RIGHT NOW 273 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:34,341 >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 274 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,242 HERE'S GEORGE LOPEZ IN "LOPEZ VS. LOPEZ. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 275 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,880 CHANCE, BECAUSE LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A CHANCE THAT'S NOT YOUR FATHER. 276 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:50,957 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 277 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,859 >> BECAUSE THE KID LOOKS VERY MEXICAN, AND YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY THAT WOULDN'T GET A 278 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:58,898 A ROSE ON "THE BACHELORETTE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> LOOK, GEORGE, EVEN THOUGH 279 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,867 I'M NOT THE TOXIC ALPHA MALE YOU WANTED FOR MAYAN'S LIFE PARTNER, I AM CONFIDENT IN WHO 280 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:05,505 I AM SO, YOU CAN'T HURT ME. >> YEAH, YOU BROKE EYE CONTACT 281 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:10,577 AT THE END THERE, BRO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> DAMMIT. 282 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:15,715 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT GEORGE LOPEZ, EVERYBODY. 283 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:22,722 "LOPEZ VS. LOPEZ" PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY AT 8:00 P.M. ON NBC. 284 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,958 COLE HAUSER JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! 285 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:35,268 JOHNNY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 286 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,070 >> Jimmy: THIS IS HOW YOU GROW A BEARD LAIDES AND GENTLEMEN THAT'S THE REAL DEAL 287 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:43,376 >> HE'S DOING ALL RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE DOING ALL RIGHT 288 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:49,149 YOU'RE A LITTLE PATCHY RIGHT HERE WE CAN PROBABLY STIPPLE IT A 289 00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:51,584 A LITTLE BIT MAYBE PAINT IT IN A LITTLE BIT >> Jimmy: IS YOURS SOFT? 290 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,853 >> Jimmy: IS YOURS SOFT? DOES YOUR WIFE LIKE IT >> TOUCH IT. 291 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:15,475 AS RIP WHEELER IN THE HIT SHOW, "YELLOWSTONE," WHICH RETURNS FOR SEASON FIVE ON 292 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:22,282 NOVEMBER 13th AT 8:00 P.M. ON PARAMOUNT NETWORK. PLEASE WELCOME COLE HAUSER 293 00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:37,497 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 294 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,933 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD, BUD YOU LOOK GOOD. >> THANK YOU, SIR. 295 00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:44,237 >> Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. 296 00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:47,741 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ON ONE OF THE BIGGEST SHOWS, I MEAN, EVER 297 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:49,876 RIGHT NOW, THAT'S -- IT'S -- "YELLOWSTONE," IS -- IT'S BEYOND ANYTHING. 298 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:52,345 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. >> HOW DOES IT FEEL? PRETTY DAMN GOOD 299 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,314 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT DOES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH 300 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:57,851 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HOW DOES IT FEEL? 301 00:21:57,851 --> 00:21:59,586 >> Jimmy: LAST SEASON PREMIERE HAD OVER 14 MILLION VIEWERS, BY THE WAY. 302 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:04,257 >> NOT TOO SHABBY. >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT SHABBY AT ALL 303 00:22:04,257 --> 00:22:07,327 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND EVERYONE'S A FAN OF THE SHOW. 304 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,928 AND I WAS TALKING TO YOU BACKSTAGE AND I SAID, "WHO IS -- IS THERE ANY FANS YOU 305 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:13,667 WERE LIKE, "OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WOULD BE A FAN. BUT YOU WERE LIKE, "WELL, DRAKE 306 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:17,570 IS A GIANT FAN." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, "IS THAT 307 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:21,174 RIGHT? >> YEAH, THAT'S A BIT STRANGE. I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING 308 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:23,576 >> Jimmy: NO >> NO, A BUDDY OF MINE, JAKE, SAID DRAKE, YOU KNOW, WANTS 309 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,478 A PAIR OF BOOTS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY AND I WAS LIKE, "HE ACTUALLY 310 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:28,548 RIDES? LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 311 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:32,218 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND HE WAS LIKE, "NO, NO, HE DOESN'T RIDE 312 00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:34,087 HE JUST WANTS A PAIR OF BOOTS AND HE WANTS YOU TO RIDE IN THE BOOTS AND GIVE THEM TO HIM." 313 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:37,624 AND I WAS LIKE, "FAIR ENOUGH." [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT DRAKE GETS -- 314 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:41,428 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT DRAKE DOES AND YOU ACTUALLY DID IT. 315 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:43,596 HERE YOU GO. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU SENT HIM A PAIR 316 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:51,805 OF BOOTS THERE YOU GO "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 317 00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:56,242 RIP. THERE YOU GO YOU'RE A MAN OF YOUR WORD. 318 00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:58,945 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I MIGHT CALL ON YOU, DRAKE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 319 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,647 >> I MIGHT CALL ON YOU >> Jimmy: DRAKE'S ACTUALLY A A GOOD ACTOR 320 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:03,383 DO YOU KNOW -- MAYBE -- >> I'M NOT AWARE OF THAT >> Jimmy: HE IS, YEAH. 321 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,218 "DEGRASSI" IS WHERE HE, KIND OF, GOT HIS START. >> OH, REALLY? 322 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,687 >> Jimmy: YEAH I'M JUST SAYING IF THERE'S ROOM FOR A CAMEO, WOULD YOU BE DOWN 323 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:10,290 FOR THAT >> HELL, YEAH. >> Jimmy: A DRAKE CAMEO. 324 00:23:10,290 --> 00:23:12,258 >> BRING IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S DO IT. DRAKE IN "YELLOWSTONE. 325 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,461 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE GREAT AS RIP WHEELER. WAS IT -- WAS THERE ANY 326 00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:16,129 OTHER -- CHARACTER OR ANYTHING YOU WENT IN TO READ FOR? YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, I THINK I 327 00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:20,767 SHOULD DO THIS ONE?" OR ARE YOU LIKE, "NO, THIS IS MY CHARACTER"? 328 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,736 >> YOU KNOW, I LOOKED AT THE DUTTON, YOU KNOW, FAMILY AND, TO ME, I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL 329 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:25,205 GREAT. OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW, WES IS PHENOMENAL AND LUKE. 330 00:23:25,205 --> 00:23:30,977 BUT WHAT RESONATED TO ME WAS RIP. AND, YOU KNOW, HE HAS 331 00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:34,481 A DARKNESS THAT I LOVE AND A A PASSION WITH BETH. AND I JUST THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, 332 00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:38,818 THIS IS A CHARACTER THAT NOT ONLY CAN GROW, BUT THERE'S TONS OF COLORS IN HIM 333 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:41,788 SO -- AND AS AN ACTOR, THAT'S, KIND OF, WHAT YOU DREAM OF. 334 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:44,724 SO -- >> Jimmy: YEAH I MEAN, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR 335 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,793 CHARACTER WOULD BE -- BECOME A A HEARTTHROB >> NO, JIMMY 336 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:49,429 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 337 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:54,334 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU, KIND OF -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 338 00:23:54,334 --> 00:23:57,837 >> THAT'S A BIT OF A SHOCKER >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- YEAH, THAT'S KIND OF FUN 339 00:23:57,837 --> 00:23:59,806 PEOPLE ARE DRESSING UP AS YOU FOR HALLOWEEN. I'M SURE YOU SAW THAT. 340 00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:02,742 >> I SAW THAT IN NEW YORK, ACTUALLY, THE OTHER DAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 341 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,878 >> THERE WAS A GUY WALKING DOWN THE STREET I ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW, I GO, 342 00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:06,846 "RIP." AND HE TURNED, HE GOES, "YEAH! [ LAUGHTER ] 343 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:09,315 >> Jimmy: WOW, NOT BAD >> I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT'S ME. 344 00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:11,384 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, IF YOU HEARD SOMEONE 345 00:24:11,384 --> 00:24:13,953 DRIVE PAST YOU AND YELL "RIP" -- >> YEAH. 346 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,789 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU SAID, "YEAH, THAT WAS ACTUALLY RIP." 347 00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:19,259 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 348 00:24:19,259 --> 00:24:21,795 ACTUALLY, CHRIS PRATT DRESSED UP AS RIP WHEELER. >> WHO IS THAT 349 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,730 >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS GUY >> OH, MY GOD. 350 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:26,266 HOLD ON A SECOND [ LAUGHTER ] LOOKING GOOD, KID. 351 00:24:26,266 --> 00:24:31,137 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE IS LOOKING GOOD LOOKING GOOD THERE, GUY. 352 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,506 >> WELL DONE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WELL DONE 353 00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:34,941 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT -- LOOK AT THIS THIS IS HOW YOU GROW A BEARD, 354 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:43,750 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THAT'S THE REAL DEAL >> IT'S DOING ALL RIGHT. 355 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:50,990 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE DOING ALL RIGHT YOU'RE A LITTLE PATCHY HERE. 356 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,726 WE COULD PROBABLY STIPPLE IN A A LITTLE BIT, MAYBE PAINT IT IN A LITTLE BIT 357 00:24:52,726 --> 00:24:54,994 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THESE SIDES HERE >> DON'T WORRY, I'VE GOT 358 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,763 SOMEONE IN THE BACK. HE'LL -- HE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU. 359 00:24:56,763 --> 00:24:58,164 >> Jimmy: SOMETHING TO FILL IT IN HERE. NEXT TIME YOU COME ON, I'M 360 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,699 GOING TO HAVE A FULL-ON FAKE BEARD. >> LET IT GO, BABE 361 00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:03,903 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> IT'S CHRISTMAS. IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON. 362 00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:06,239 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK I'M -- MAYBE I'M -- AM I SANTA? 363 00:25:06,239 --> 00:25:08,775 [ LAUGHTER ] >> BABE, YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT 364 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:10,744 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. DO YOU -- DO YOU GROOM YOUR STUFF? 365 00:25:10,744 --> 00:25:13,847 DO YOU, LIKE, COMB IT IN -- >> NO, I LET IT GO >> Jimmy: DO PEOPLE -- I FOUND 366 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:15,582 THAT PEOPLE STARTED GIVING ME STUFF LIKE COMBS AND OILS. >> NO, NO, NO. 367 00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:22,922 DON'T DO IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T 368 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,725 >> JUST BE A MAN AND JUST LET IT GO. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 369 00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:28,328 >> IT'S OKAY >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU OIL IT DOWN 370 00:25:28,328 --> 00:25:29,763 >> HHM, MAYBE THE LADIES LIKE IT I DON'T KNOW 371 00:25:29,763 --> 00:25:32,132 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IS YOURS SOFT? DOES YOUR WIFE LIKE IT 372 00:25:32,132 --> 00:25:34,100 >> YEAH, TOUCH IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, YOURS IS VERY 373 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,935 SOFT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 374 00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:38,538 WOW. >> VERY SEXUAL >> Jimmy: WOW. 375 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:39,873 LET'S WRITE THAT INTO A SCENE IN "YELLOWSTONE. THAT'S PERFECT 376 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:41,808 I LIKE THAT. THAT WAS NICE. YOU'RE VERY SOFT 377 00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:43,076 >> NICE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER 378 00:25:43,076 --> 00:25:45,378 THOUGHT, "WHAT ARE WE DOING? YEAH WHOEVER THOUGHT WE'D TOUCH EACH 379 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:46,813 OTHER'S BEARDS >> IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE 380 00:25:46,813 --> 00:25:48,581 >> Jimmy: YEAH, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE >> YEAH, I LOVE THAT 381 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:50,650 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. CAN WE SAY WHAT'S GOING ON IN SEASON FIVE IN "YELLOWSTONE" 382 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,385 >> SURE. >> Jimmy: YEAH WHAT IS -- 383 00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:54,954 >> WHAT IS GOING ON? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT WAS -- I MEANT 384 00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:57,090 THAT AS A QUESTION >> FAIR ENOUGH >> Jimmy: YEAH 385 00:25:57,090 --> 00:25:59,392 >> WELL, THIS YEAR, THERE'S MORE BETH AND I, WHICH I HOPE EVERYBODY IS EXCITED ABOUT 386 00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:01,127 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> WE'RE MARRIED NOW, WHICH IS GOING TO BE INTERESTING. 387 00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,029 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> A LOT MORE, KIND OF, 388 00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:06,633 RESPONSIBILITY ON RIP. YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY, WITH JOHN BEING THE GOVERNOR 389 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,501 SO, MORE RESPONSIBILITY AS FAR AS THE RANCH IS CONCERNED AND BEING THE FOREMAN AND RUNNING 390 00:26:08,501 --> 00:26:10,603 THE RANCH. AND, YOU KNOW, TAYLOR DID A PHENOMENAL JOB AGAIN WRITING 391 00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:16,543 THIS YEAR. >> Jimmy: YEAH I DON'T REMEMBER YOUR 392 00:26:16,543 --> 00:26:18,445 BACKGROUND BUT ARE YOU FROM -- DO YOU KNOW HOW TO RIDE A HORSE? 393 00:26:18,445 --> 00:26:23,483 AND -- >> BORN IN LAUREL SPRINGS ON A A RANCH. 394 00:26:23,483 --> 00:26:25,151 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU DID. YEAH >> THEN IN OREGON, FLORIDA, 395 00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:27,520 BACK TO CALIFORNIA AND NOW MONTANA AND BACK TO FLORIDA. 396 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:31,491 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WENT FULL CIRCLE 397 00:26:31,491 --> 00:26:34,060 >> YEP >> Jimmy: YEAH SHOW 'EM HOW IT'S DONE 398 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:36,229 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S COLE HAUSER IN THE SEASON FIVE PREMIERE OF 399 00:26:36,229 --> 00:26:37,063 SEASON FIVE PREMIERE OF "YELLOWSTONE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 400 00:26:39,232 --> 00:26:42,502 THIS GETS GOING, TOO 401 00:26:42,502 --> 00:26:49,776 >> BUT I ROBBED US OF SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER, BECAUSE I WAS -- 402 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:53,980 IT'S STILL ROBBING US. >> WHATEVER IT TOOK, I DON'T NEED 403 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:59,486 I'M HAPPY, BETH. WITH YOU, WITH LIFE. EVERYTHING IS GOOD 404 00:26:59,486 --> 00:27:05,558 >> BUT WE NEEDED WHAT I TOOK >> LISTEN. COME HERE. 405 00:27:05,558 --> 00:27:12,432 COME HERE. OH, BABY YOU NEED TO FIND SOMEBODY NEW 406 00:27:12,432 --> 00:27:17,504 TO FIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> COLE HAUSER, EVERYBODY. 407 00:27:17,504 --> 00:27:22,542 SEASON FIVE OF "YELLOWSTONE" PREMIERES NOVEMBER 13th AT 8:00 P.M. ON PARAMOUNT NETWORK 408 00:27:22,542 --> 00:27:27,313 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LaTANYA RICHARDSON JACKSON STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 409 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:55,942 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 410 00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:58,078 A TONY-NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO IS MAKING HER BROADWAY DIRECTORIAL DEBUT WITH "THE PIANO LESSON," 411 00:27:58,078 --> 00:28:03,016 WHICH IS PLAYING NOW THROUGH JANUARY 15th AT THE BARRYMORE THEATRE. 412 00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:11,591 THEATRE. PLEASE WELCOME LaTANYA RICHARDSON JACKSON 413 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,027 * 414 00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:22,635 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 415 00:28:22,635 --> 00:28:27,040 HEY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE 416 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,909 HERE, PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT. I'M SO HAPPY, HAPPY YOU'RE HERE 417 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:38,351 THANKS SO MUCH FOR -- LAST TIME I SAW YOU, I WAS -- I WENT BACKSTAGE TO SAY WHAT A 418 00:28:38,351 --> 00:28:40,220 A GREAT JOB YOU DID. >> YOU DID >> Jimmy: "TO KILL A 419 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,455 A MOCKINGBIRD. YOU CRUSHED IT THERE YOU ARE. 420 00:28:42,455 --> 00:28:44,591 THERE WE ARE THERE'S A PHOTO OF US. >> DO YOU REMEMBER WHO THAT IS 421 00:28:44,591 --> 00:28:46,426 >> Jimmy: YES, WAIT. DON'T TELL ME. WAIT 422 00:28:46,426 --> 00:28:52,732 THIS IS VERY, VERY INTERESTING YES, I DO REMEMBER WHO THAT WAS. 423 00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:54,934 >> COME ON, COME ON. >> Jimmy: IT WAS GREG -- >> OLD SCHOOL. 424 00:28:54,934 --> 00:29:06,146 >> Jimmy: IT WAS GREGORY PECK'S -- >> THAT'S IT 425 00:29:06,146 --> 00:29:08,415 >> Jimmy: GRANDSON >> AND LOOK AT HIM >> Jimmy: HE LOOKS LIKE -- 426 00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:10,083 >> IF THERE'S ANYONE WHO'S OVER 50, YOU MIGHT REMEMBER WHAT GREGORY PECK LOOKS LIKE 427 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:12,018 HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM >> Jimmy: YEAH AND HE WAS AT "TO KILL A 428 00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:14,421 A MOCKINGBIRD. DID YOU KNOW HE WAS THERE WHEN YOU WERE -- 429 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:16,790 >> NO, WE DIDN'T HE CAME BACKSTAGE. GLENN CLOSE. 430 00:29:16,790 --> 00:29:19,025 >> Jimmy: OH, GLENN CLOSE, WHO'S -- THAT'S RIGHT. >> THIS IS GLENN CLOSE 431 00:29:19,025 --> 00:29:21,094 >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. GLENN CLOSE IS THERE I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU'RE 432 00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:23,329 DOING THE SHOW, DO YOU FIND OUT WHO IS IN THE AUDIENCE EVER? DO YOU LIKE KNOWING THAT OR YOU 433 00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:24,764 DON'T LIKE IT? >> YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY CARE 434 00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:28,101 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 435 00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:29,936 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU JUST GO OUT AND YOU GO, "WHAT'S UP?" 436 00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:33,039 YOU JUST CRUSH IT ANYWAY >> NO. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SO 437 00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:35,408 INVESTED IN THE MOMENT, IN THE TRUTH OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING, WHICH IS WHY I'M A DIRECTOR. 438 00:29:35,408 --> 00:29:43,183 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THAT YOU DON'T -- YOU KNOW, ACTORS WHO GET INVOLVED IN 439 00:29:43,183 --> 00:29:44,818 WHO'S OUT THERE, THAT'S A DIFFERENT ENERGY THAT YOU DON'T NEED BECAUSE YOU NEED 440 00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:52,158 YOUR MIND IN THE MOMENT OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING BECAUSE THAT'S THE QUICKES WAY TO GO UP. 441 00:29:52,158 --> 00:29:54,127 TO FORGET A LINE IS TO START THINKING OUTSIDE OF WHERE YOU ARE. 442 00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:56,396 >> Jimmy: NO, JUST BE IN IT. OH, I LOVE THIS. I LOVE GETTING DIRECTION FROM 443 00:29:56,396 --> 00:29:58,164 YOU. THIS IS AWESOME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 444 00:29:58,164 --> 00:30:10,377 >> I'M GOING TO DIRECT YOU IN SOMETHING, JIMMY >> Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE THAT. 445 00:30:10,377 --> 00:30:14,414 I WOULD LOVE -- >> BUT IT WON'T BE CRUSHING EGGS ON OUR HEAD 446 00:30:14,414 --> 00:30:17,317 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HEY. I'VE GOT TO MAKE A LIVING. 447 00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:19,285 COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, WE HAD YOUR HUSBAND 448 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:20,820 ON THE SHOW A FEW MONTHS AGO, SAMUEL L. JACKSON, AND WHOSE -- WE LOVE HIM. 449 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:23,690 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S A GREAT GUEST ALWAYS BEEN GREAT TO US. 450 00:30:23,690 --> 00:30:25,592 AND HE SAID -- HE SAID TO -- TO US ALL THAT YOU WERE THROWING AWAY -- YOU THREW AWAY, LIKE, 451 00:30:25,592 --> 00:30:31,631 500 OF HIS KANGOL HATS >> WELL, WHY DID HE THINK THAT WAS IMPORTANT? 452 00:30:31,631 --> 00:30:33,733 EVERYBODY'S PURGING. DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD WE ARE WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GOING TO 453 00:30:33,733 --> 00:30:37,203 DO WITH 500 KANGOL HATS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU CAN'T -- 454 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:40,740 >> HE CAN'T WEAR THEM. HE DOESN'T WEAR THEM HE WEARS THEM ONCE 455 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:42,475 I MEAN, YOU GIVE AWAY AND THEN I END UP, LIKE, PACKING EVERYTHING UP TO, LIKE, TAKE IT 456 00:30:42,475 --> 00:30:50,984 TO A PLACE TO SEE. A THOUSAND SNEAKERS? >> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T GET IT 457 00:30:50,984 --> 00:30:52,852 >> 1,000 PAIR OF SNEAKERS. >> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T EVEN GET INTO THE SNEAKERS. 458 00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:56,956 >> WE NOT GETTING INTO IT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT 459 00:30:56,956 --> 00:31:00,060 IT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH >> Jimmy: IT JUST -- I DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT. 460 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:01,895 YEAH WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION OF SAM WHEN YOU -- WHEN YOU MET 461 00:31:01,895 --> 00:31:07,467 EACH OTHER >> OH, MAN ARE YOU KIDDING? 462 00:31:07,467 --> 00:31:20,580 HE WAS SO FINE DO YOU REMEMBER -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 463 00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:23,416 I HAVE TO -- I WANT TO -- YOU KNOW, I TALK OLD SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M 73 464 00:31:23,416 --> 00:31:25,418 SO, I THINK ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE BACK -- YOU KNOW, FROM BACK IN THE DAY, YOU THINK ABOUT 465 00:31:25,418 --> 00:31:28,388 LINC HAYES CLARENCE WILLIAMS III HAS PASSED ON NOW, BUT -- 466 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:30,924 >> Jimmy: LINC >> LINC HAYES -- SAM LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE LINC HAYES. 467 00:31:30,924 --> 00:31:33,393 HE HAD A HUGE AFRO AND THESE LITTLE GLASSES AND HE WAS REALLY TALL. 468 00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:35,128 I THINK HE'S LOST AN INCH OR SO BUT ABOUT -- 469 00:31:35,128 --> 00:31:40,400 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "THE MOD SQUAD." >> 6'4", "MOD SQUAD"-LOOKING -- 470 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,235 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: YEAH >> JUST DOWN 471 00:31:42,235 --> 00:31:47,841 HE WAS, YOU KNOW, A BROTHER. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 472 00:31:47,841 --> 00:31:49,809 AND YOU WERE LIKE -- YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, THAT'S -- I THINK I SEE SOMETHING THERE. 473 00:31:49,809 --> 00:31:51,778 WOULD -- >> WELL, NOT QUITE LIKE THAT BUT -- 474 00:31:51,778 --> 00:32:00,353 [ LAUGHTER ] I SAID I COULD WORK WITH THAT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 475 00:32:00,353 --> 00:32:04,791 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT WAS SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: AND NOW -- HOW LONG 476 00:32:04,791 --> 00:32:08,728 HAS IT BEEN? HAS IT BEEN 40 -- >> 50 -- 477 00:32:08,728 --> 00:32:12,265 YEAH [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: REALLY 478 00:32:12,265 --> 00:32:15,869 >> 50 -- 54 YEARS. >> Jimmy: WOW. WOW. 479 00:32:15,869 --> 00:32:18,071 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO -- SO, YOU LIKE HIM >> THAT'S AN -- THAT'S AN 480 00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:20,173 ENTIRE SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO, YOU LIKE HIM 481 00:32:20,173 --> 00:32:21,875 YOU LIKE HIM YOU LIKE HIM >> I LIKE HIM. 482 00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:23,877 >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU DIRECTED THIS PLAY RIGHT HERE, "THE PIANO LESSON. 483 00:32:23,877 --> 00:32:28,715 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'RE GETTING RAVE REVIEWS. >> THANK YOU 484 00:32:28,715 --> 00:32:30,450 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT THE SHOW IS ABOUT? >> YOU KNOW, IT'S -- IT'S ABOUT 485 00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:32,419 TWO -- A BROTHER AND A SISTER WHO ARE LOCKED IN THIS BATTLE OF LEGACY VERSUS A STAKE IN THE 486 00:32:32,419 --> 00:32:45,765 AMERICAN DREAM AND THE WHOLE IDEA, I HOPE, THAT EVERYONE WILL LEAVE WITH 487 00:32:45,765 --> 00:32:47,534 IS TRYING TO DECIDE EITHER THEY'RE TEAM BERNIECE, WHO WANTS TO KEEP THE LEGACY AND 488 00:32:47,534 --> 00:32:51,338 KEEP THE PIANO AND KEEP THE HISTORY OF THE FAMILY. OR TEAM BOY WILLIE, WHO SAYS, 489 00:32:51,338 --> 00:32:59,212 THAT'S GOING TO GET US NOWHERE I CAN GO AND BUY THE LAND, FARM THE LAND, AND MAKE SOMETHING 490 00:32:59,212 --> 00:33:05,685 OUT OF THAT FOR US AND OUR FAMILY FOR THE NEXT PROCEEDING YEARS. 491 00:33:05,685 --> 00:33:08,888 SO, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT IT'S THE -- IT'S THE BATTLE FOR THE PIANO. 492 00:33:08,888 --> 00:33:11,358 >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE THE FIRST FEMALE DIRECTOR TO DIRECT AN AUGUST WILSON PLAY 493 00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:13,360 >> FOR SHAME FOR SHAME. YES. 494 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:24,304 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FOR SHAME. WE'RE STILL -- YOU KNOW, WE'RE 495 00:33:24,304 --> 00:33:26,406 STILL IN A STRUGGLE IN THIS COUNTRY WITH WOMEN TO -- FOR US TO OWN OURSELVES AND THAT'S 496 00:33:26,406 --> 00:33:34,514 LOADED SO, YES. FOR US TO OWN OUR BODIES AND TO 497 00:33:34,514 --> 00:33:42,288 OWN OURSELVES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, THIS -- IT'S SAD THAT MEN 498 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:44,424 HAVE BEEN UNWILLING TO SHARE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S GETTING READY TO HAPPEN? 499 00:33:44,424 --> 00:33:46,259 WE'RE GOING TO TURN THIS THING UPSIDE-DOWN AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SHARE OR MOVE OVER 500 00:33:46,259 --> 00:33:49,396 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH OH, YEAH 501 00:33:49,396 --> 00:33:51,965 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M SO HAPPY, YOU CAME ON THE SHOW TONIGHT AND YOU CRUSHED 502 00:33:51,965 --> 00:34:01,307 IT PLEASE COME BACK AND CONGRATULATIONS ON THE PLAY. 503 00:34:01,307 --> 00:34:05,245 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME WHAT A GREAT AUDIENCE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. 504 00:34:05,245 --> 00:34:09,749 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LaTANYA RICHARDSON JACKSON 505 00:34:09,749 --> 00:34:13,086 CHECK OUT "THE PIANO LESSON" THROUGH JANUARY 15th AT THE BARRYMORE THEATRE. 506 00:34:13,086 --> 00:34:14,688 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM JOEY BADA$$ WITH MEN I TRUST 507 00:34:14,688 --> 00:34:41,448 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 508 00:34:41,448 --> 00:34:45,485 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. BE SURE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW 509 00:34:45,485 --> 00:34:49,089 NIGHT. HASAN MINHAJ WILL BE OUR GUEST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 510 00:34:49,089 --> 00:34:53,326 AND FRIDAY NIGHT WE'VE GOT A A BIG SHOW OUR GUEST WILL BE NONE OTHER 511 00:34:53,326 --> 00:34:57,163 THAN THE QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS HERSELF, MARIAH CAREY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 512 00:34:57,163 --> 00:34:58,765 WE'LL BE TALKING TO HER. AND WE HAVE SOME FUN SURPRISES PLANNED. 513 00:34:58,765 --> 00:35:04,671 YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. BUT, RIGHT NOW, PERFORMING "SHOW ME," WITH MEN I TRUST, 514 00:35:04,671 --> 00:35:09,175 "SHOW ME," WITH MEN I TRUST, FROM HIS ALBUM, "2000," PLEASE WELCOME, JOEY BADA$$ 515 00:35:10,343 --> 00:35:11,745 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 516 00:35:11,745 --> 00:35:23,156 * * SHOW ME HOW * * YOU CAR 517 00:35:23,156 --> 00:35:27,894 YEAH TELL ME HOW * * TELL ME ALL 518 00:35:27,894 --> 00:35:32,899 YOU LOVE TELL ME HOW YOU LOVE BABY * * BEFOR 519 00:35:32,899 --> 00:35:36,836 UH CAN'T SPELL US WITHOUT TRUST * * PUT THE LUST ASID 520 00:35:36,836 --> 00:35:38,838 THERE'S SOME THING WE GOTTA DISCUSS SO CLOSE YOUR LEGS * 521 00:35:38,838 --> 00:35:41,074 * FOR A BIT BAB LET'S OPEN U CLOSED MOUTHS * 522 00:35:41,074 --> 00:35:45,879 * DON'T GET FED FINISH YOUR LUNC YOUR PANTIES IN A BUNC 523 00:35:45,879 --> 00:35:50,183 TELL ME WHERE YOU BEEN AT * * THESE LAST COUPLE MONTH YOU SAY YOU WANT ME BACK 524 00:35:50,183 --> 00:35:53,219 SO BABY DON'T FRON 'CAUSE I COULD NEVER KNOW * * TOO MUCH BUT JUST ENOUG 525 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:56,089 SO THE NEXT LOVE NEVER FEEL HE GOT THE ONE-UP * 526 00:35:56,089 --> 00:36:00,026 * BUT WE AIN'T GOTTA RUSH TAKE YA TIME WE CAN TALK * 527 00:36:00,026 --> 00:36:02,328 * UNTIL THE SUN U I SEE YOU TRYIN' TO SAY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND 528 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,798 I PROMISE IT'LL BE FINE * * I CAN SEE THE SIGNS BE HONES 529 00:36:04,798 --> 00:36:08,134 I AIN'T BLIND * * THE TRUTH I WE ALL GOT OUR OWN DESIRES 530 00:36:08,134 --> 00:36:12,839 OUR OWN DREAMS * * IT'S A BIG WORL GOTTA TRY NEW THINGS 531 00:36:12,839 --> 00:36:17,577 SO RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW * * WHAT YOU GOTTA SA YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIE NO 532 00:36:17,577 --> 00:36:20,613 IT'S THE BED WE MADE BAB SHOW ME HOW * * SHOW ME HOW BAB 533 00:36:20,613 --> 00:36:28,455 YOU CARE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW * 534 00:36:28,455 --> 00:36:32,158 * RIGHT NOW BABY YEAH TELL ME HO TELL ME ALL * 535 00:36:32,158 --> 00:36:38,164 * YOU LOV TELL ME HOW YOU LOVE BAB BEFORE 536 00:36:38,164 --> 00:36:42,068 'CAUSE TRANSPARENCY * * MY LOVE LANGUAG CAN'T SE 537 00:36:42,068 --> 00:36:44,871 THE BIGGER PICTURE * * IF YOUR VISION TAINTE LOVE IS LIKE GLASS 538 00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:50,577 EITHER BREAK I OR YOU STAIN IT * * THESE LATE-NIGH 539 00:36:50,577 --> 00:36:54,614 CONVERSATION TURNED INTO ARRAIGNMENTS * * JUST TELL ME THE TRUT 540 00:36:54,614 --> 00:36:58,852 'CAUSE I AIN'T TRYNA JUDGE BABY * * I JUST WANT YOU BE YO 541 00:36:58,852 --> 00:37:01,221 'CAUSE I'MA BE M KEEP IT G LIKE LIKE REAL LOVERS DO * 542 00:37:01,221 --> 00:37:03,823 * 'CAUSE YOU KNEW A BROTHER WAY BEFORE HE GOT FAMOUS ON THE BLOCK * 543 00:37:03,823 --> 00:37:06,126 * NAMELES AND I'M PROUD TO SAY THE MONEY NEVER CHANGED US * 544 00:37:06,126 --> 00:37:08,795 * WE'VE BEEN THROUG MANY PHASES LIKE MAZES THEN WE FOUND A WAY * 545 00:37:08,795 --> 00:37:11,164 * I NEVER KNEW A LOVE THAT WASN'T PAINLESS POURIN' OUT MY HEART * 546 00:37:11,164 --> 00:37:13,400 * WAS ALWAYS DRAININ' I GOTTA SA NOW EVERY DAY * 547 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,602 * IS INDIGO RAI AND YE IT'S A BRIGHTER DA 548 00:37:15,602 --> 00:37:17,570 A LIFETIME * * I PROVIDE FOR YOU BY THE WAY 549 00:37:17,570 --> 00:37:19,806 DON'T YOU FORGET THA I WOULD DIE FOR YOU * * ANY DAY 550 00:37:19,806 --> 00:37:24,678 RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIE NOW * 551 00:37:24,678 --> 00:37:26,780 * IT'S THE BED WE MADE BABY SHOW ME HO SHOW ME HO 552 00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:30,884 YOU CARE * * RIGHT HER RIGHT NO 553 00:37:30,884 --> 00:37:37,290 RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW * * RIGHT NOW BAB TELL ME HO 554 00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:41,628 TELL ME ALL * * YOU LOV TELL ME HOW YOU LOVE BAB 555 00:37:41,628 --> 00:37:46,066 BEFORE * * 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T GOTT LIE TO M 556 00:37:46,066 --> 00:37:48,768 NO NO * * I KNOW YOU WOUL DIE FOR ME 557 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:51,771 IT'S FOR SUR BABY GIRL * * THIS LIFE WE LEAD 558 00:37:51,771 --> 00:37:53,973 IS TOO SHORT BABY GIR THIS LIFE WE LEAD IS TOO * 559 00:37:53,973 --> 00:37:57,911 * YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIE TO ME NO N I KNOW YOU WOULD DIE * 560 00:37:57,911 --> 00:38:00,547 * FOR M IT'S FOR SUR BABY GIRL * 561 00:38:00,547 --> 00:38:02,615 * THIS LIFE WE LEAD IS TOO TOO SHORT * 562 00:38:02,615 --> 00:38:04,718 * BABY GIRL THIS LIFE WE LEA IS TOO * 563 00:38:04,718 --> 00:38:09,756 * TOO SHORT SAID A THUG DON'T CRY NO SAID A THUG DON'T CRY NO * 564 00:38:09,756 --> 00:38:17,731 * REAL LOVERS NEVER LIE SAID A THUG DON'T CRY NO SAID A THUG DON'T CRY NO 565 00:38:17,731 --> 00:38:21,034 REAL LOVERS NEVER LIE * * SAID A THUG DON'T CRY N SAID A THUG DON'T CRY NO 566 00:38:21,034 --> 00:38:26,272 REAL LOVERS NEVER LI SAID A THUG DON'T CRY NO * * SAID A THUG DON'T CRY 567 00:38:26,272 --> 00:38:38,818 REAL LOVERS NEVER LIE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON, NOW 568 00:38:38,818 --> 00:38:41,087 COME ON, NOW, BUD. YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP COME ON, BUD 569 00:38:41,087 --> 00:38:49,229 JOEY BADA$$. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEASON TWO OF "POWER BOOK III: 570 00:38:49,229 --> 00:38:54,234 RAISING KANAN" IS OUT NOW. IT'S ON STARZ. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 571 00:38:54,234 --> 00:39:15,522 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 572 00:39:15,522 --> 00:39:20,694 GEORGE LOPEZ, COLE HAUSER, LaTANYA RICHARDERSON JACKSON JOEY BADA$$. 573 00:39:20,694 --> 00:39:24,731 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MEN I TRUST. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 574 00:39:24,731 --> 00:39:28,668 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSLYVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 575 00:39:28,668 --> 00:39:30,770 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY BUH-BYE!