>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - HASAN MINHAJ
BASHIR SALAHUDDIN AND DIALLO RIDDLE, MUSICAL GUEST, PARAMORE.
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1739
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS IT LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, GUYS
I READ THAT JEFF BEZOS MAY PARTNER WITH JAY-Z TO BUY THE NFL'S WASHINGTON COMMANDERS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BEZOS MIGHT BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS TO STOP AND BE LIKE,
"WAIT, DO I ALREADY OWN A FOOTBALL TEAM? [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M ROOTING FOR BEZOS AND JAY-Z. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS,
BUT AFTER THE LAST FEW WEEKS, I JUST WANT SOME NORMAL BILLIONAIRES
[ LAUGHTER ] DON'T YOU -- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
CAN'T THEY JUST BE NORMAL. ONE OF THE BIG STORIES TODAY THAT I WAS READING IN THE
HEADLINES THAT WAS FUNNY, STARBUCKS JUST ROLLED OUT THEIR HOLIDAY MENU AND THEIR 25th
ANNIVERSARY HOLIDAY CUPS YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
EVERYWHERE IT'S EVERYWHERE, YEAH. WE'RE SO STARVED FOR GOOD NEWS,
WE'RE NOW CELEBRATING THE ANNIVERSARY OF A CUP [ LAUGHTER ]
WE'RE LIKE, "25 YEARS OF A CUP OH, MY GOD!" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TARIQ! YOU SEE THIS CUP LET ME TEXT YOU THIS CUP NEWS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT STARBUCKS JUST ROLLED OUT THEIR
HOLIDAY MENU AND CUPS. THEY EVEN RELEASED A SPECIAL MESSAGE.
CHECK THIS OUT
>> THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE *
AND STARBUCKS IS EXCITED TO BRING BACK ALL YOUR HOLIDAY FAVORITES.
LIKE HOLIDAY CUPS, PEPPERMINT MOCHAS, MICHAEL BUBLE CDs, HOLIDAY CUPS, PEPPERMINT
MOCHAS, MICHAEL BUBLE CDs.
OH, MY GOD, IT'S ONLY NOVEMBER WHAT ARE WE DOING? NO, DON'T QUESTION IT.
REMEMBER, MUST USE CHRISTMAS TO SELL COFFEE. *
SO, HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM STARBUCKS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WOW. YEAH YEAH
I LOVE THAT. WELL, GET THIS TODAY, NETFLIX LAUNCHED THEIR
NEW AD SUPPORTED PLAN FOR ONLY $7 A MONTH [ AUDIENCE GROANS
BUT THIS IS INTERESTING THOUGH APPARENTLY, SOME NETFLIX SHOWS HAVE EXCLUSIVE SPONSORS.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. FIRST UP, "GRACE AND FRANKIE"
IS EXCLUSIVELY SPONSORED BY ACTIVIA. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH, WOW. >> Jimmy: IT'S EXCLUSIVE TO THE SHOW
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: "SQUID GAME" IS SPONSORED BY BLACK FRIDAY AT
BEST BUY [ LAUGHTER ] I'M STARTING TO UNDERSTAND IT.
>> Steve: YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
NEXT, "THE WATCHER" IS SPONSORED BY THIS PHOTO OF SENATOR MARK KELLY
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU GO, "OH, WOW." OKAY, BUDDY.
OKAY NEXT UP, "STRANGER THINGS" IS SPONSORED BY OCTOBER KANYE
[ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LAUGHTER ] "STRANGER THINGS."
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, "DAHMER" IS SPONSORED BY IMPOSSIBLE MEAT
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, "BRIDGERTON" IS SPONSORED BY BROOKSTONE BACK MASSAGERS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FOR YOUR BACK. SWITCHING GEARS.
LAST NIGHT AT A TRAIN STATION IN WASHINGTON, D.C., PRESIDENT BIDEN DELIVERED
A SPEECH ABOUT PROTECTING DEMOCRACY. NORMALLY WHEN A GUY ON A TRAIN
PLATFORM IS YELLING ABOUT THE COUNTRY BEING DOOMED, YOU JUST AVOID EYE CONTACT AND KEEP
MOVING [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE POLITICAL NEWS, I
HEARD THAT FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS IS RECONSIDERING A PRESIDENTIAL RUN IN
2024 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO FIGHT FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR THE NOMINATION
THAT'S A BUMMER. WE WERE SO CLOSE TO A SHOWDOWN OF RONALD VERSUS DONALD.
[ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF ELECTIONS, THE MIDTERMS ARE THIS TUESDAY, AND
THERE ARE SEVERAL KEY RACES AROUND THE COUNTRY AND WHILE THESE RACES CAN GET
HEATED, IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER WHAT THE CANDIDATES ACTUALLY AGREE ON.
HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN FIRST UP, JOHN FETTERMAN AND
DR. OZ ARE FACING OFF IN PENNSYLVANIA BUT THEY BOTH CAN AGREE THAT
THEY SHOULD PLAY UNCLE FESTER AND GOMEZ IN "THE ADDAMS FAMILY" REBOOT
[ LAUGHTER ] CERTAIN THINGS YOU'VE GOT TO BE ABLE TO AGREE ON
NEXT UP, BLAKE MASTERS IS FACING OFF AGAINST MARK KELLY IN ARIZONA
THEY CAN BOTH AGREE THAT THEY SHOULDN'T TELL ANYONE THEY'RE SECRETLY IN THE BLUE MAN GROUP
[ LAUGHTER ] UP NEXT IN NEVADA, SUSIE LEE IS FACING OFF AGAINST
APRIL BECKER THEY CAN BOTH AGREE THAT THEY'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER
[ LAUGHTER ] "I'D JUST LIKE TO SPEAK -- I'D JUST LIKE TO SPEAK TO
A MANAGER. HERE'S ANOTHER ONE ANGIE CRAIG IS FACING OFF
AGAINST TYLER KISTNER IN MINNESOTA. BUT THEY CAN BOTH AGREE THAT
THEY SHOULD JOIN FORCES TO HOST AN HGTV SHOW ABOUT FIXER-UPPERS
[ LAUGHTER ] "ANGIE, THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GOING TO GET THIS DONE IN THREE
DAYS." [ LAUGHTER ] UP NEXT, RUDY SALAS IS FACING
DAVID VALADAO. THEY'RE FACING OFF IN CALIFORNIA
THEY CAN BOTH AGREE THAT THEY'RE LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON EXCEPT ONE WEARS
GLASSES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT
>> Jimmy: NEXT UP, IN PENNSYLVANIA, MATT CARTWRIGHT IS FACING OFF AGAINST
JIM BOGNET THEY CAN BOTH AGREE ONE WHO SMELT IT AND ONE WHO DEALT IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT'S ODD >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY,
RAPHAEL WARNOCK AND HERSCHEL WALKER ARE FACING OFF IN GEORGIA
THEY CAN BOTH AGREE NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S ALL BIZARRE WELL, SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS.
YESTERDAY THE NEW TRAILER FOR "AVATAR 2: THE WAY OF WATER" WAS RELEASED
AND AS YOU GUYS PROBABLY HEARD, THEY SHOT THE THIRD MOVIE AS WELL, AT THE SAME TIME
SO, TODAY THEY RELEASED A TRAILER FOR "AVATAR 3. YEAH, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
THING.
ALL THINGS THE UNFORGETTABLE CHARACTERS OF
PANDORA RETURN LIKE JAKE AND NEYTIRI, ALONG WITH MAJESTIC NEW UNDERWATER
HEROES SUCH AS BOSCO, WAFFLES, PATCHES, AND INTRODUCING NOODLES.
"AVATAR 3: WET DOGS. WE SPENT ALL OUR MONEY ON "AVATAR 2," SO WE JUST TOOK
PICTURES OF SOME DOGS IN A A POOL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT LOOKS GOOD. DID YOU GUYS HEAR THIS ELON MUSK ANNOUNCED THAT HE'S
WORKING WITH TWITTER ENGINEERS ON A REBOOT OF VINE. YEAH, THAT COULD BE READY BY
THE END OF THE YEAR. WHEN VINERS HEARD VINE MIGHT MAKE A COMEBACK, THEY WERE
LIKE -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, KIDS WHO
ONLY GREW UP WITH TIKTOK ARE HEARING ABOUT VINES AND THINKING -
>> WHAT ARE THOSE? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, MOST
PEOPLE -- MOST PEOPLE HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT VINE IN A WHILE, SO THEY WERE REALLY SURPRISED
BY THE NEWS, KIND OF LIKE --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOME PEOPLE THINK
ELON MUSK IS MAKING TOO MANY CHANGES OVER AT TWITTER AND GETTING CARRIED AWAY
KIND OF LIKE -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT MOST PEOPLE ARE
EXCITED FOR VINE TO RETURN SO, HERE'S HOPING ELON DOESN'T MESS EVERYTHING UP, KIND OF
LIKE -
>> NICE, RON >> I SNEEZED
OH, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SNEEZE? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NICE, RON.
WELL, LISTEN TO THIS, NEXT MONTH, A MODEL FOR E.T., USED IN THE MOVIE, IS EXPECTED TO
SELL AT AUCTION FOR $3 MILLION [ AUDIENCE OHS ] THAT'S KIND OF COOL, BUT I
DON'T KNOW WHO'S GOING TO BUY THAT THOUGH, YOU KNOW. "I'M GOING TO BUY HIM!
[ LAUGHTER ] EXCUSE ME, SIR "I SAID, I'M GONNA BUY ME AN
E.T. I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT.
I CAN USE THAT DANG E.T. FOR ALL SORTS OF THINGS. LIKE -- LIKE WHAT?
"WELL, I FIGURE I CAN REST MY COFFEE MUG ON HIS HEAD I CAN PUT A WIG ON HIM, TAKE A
A PICTURE, AND MAKE IT MY PROFILE PICTURE ON MY MYSPACE. [ LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T THINK PEOPLE USE MYSPACE ANYMORE. "YEAH, I GOT ALL SORTS OF PLANS
FOR USES FOR AN E.T. I CAN PUT HIM NEXT TO THE DISHES AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
HE'S WARSHING THE DISHES [ LAUGHTER ] OH, I CAN TAKE HIM TO
A BASEBALL GAME, TELL THE STADIUM IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY, THEN GET HIM ON THE JUMBOTRON AND
HAVE IT SAY, 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, E.T.' ON IT. AND THEN WHILE EVERYONE IS
DISTRACTED WISHING E.T. A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I CAN STEAL A BUNCH OF HOT DOGS FROM THE CONCESSION
STAND. THEN I'VE GOT MY DINNER FOR A WHOLE YEAR."
[ LAUGHTER ] SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN, BUT WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GET $3 MILLION
TO PAY FOR IT. "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. JUST CHECK ME OUT ON ONLYFANS.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FINALLY, I SAW THAT TODAY IS
NATIONAL SANDWICH DAY. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S TODAY
NATIONAL SANDWICH DAY. HOT DOG VENDORS WERE LIKE, DO WE CELEBRATE THIS OR -
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
HIS STAND-UP SPECIAL, IT'S FANTASTIC, CALLED "THE KING'S JESTER" IS STREAMING NOW ON
NETFLIX. HASAN MINHAJ IS HERE TONIGHT >> Steve: WHOA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: VERY FUNNY DUDE. SPEAKING OF VERY FUNNY
OH, MY GOSH. >> Steve: OH, COME ON. >> Jimmy: WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE
THIS SEASON OF "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE." IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
THEY CREATED AND STAR IN "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE," WHICH AIRS WEDNESDAYS ON IFC AND IS
AVAILABLE NOW ON AMC PLUS. BASHIR SALAHUDDIN AND DIALLO RIDDLE ARE ON THE SHOW.
>> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FUNNY, FUNNY HUMAN
BEINGS THAT SHOW IS GREAT >> Steve: VERY FUNNY
>> Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC AND A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT THEY'RE KICKING OFF A GIANT
U.S. ARENA TOUR NEXT SPRING. THEIR FIRST FULL U.S. TOUR SINCE 2018
PARAMORE IS HERE, TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT DOESN'T GET BIGGER THAN
THIS PARAMORE IS HERE AND I SHOULD JUST MENTION THAT
MY HOLIDAY SINGLE WITH DOLLY PARTON, "ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS" IS OUT TONIGHT.
>> Steve: TODAY. >> Jimmy: IT'S NOW OFFICIALLY OUT.
IT'S OFFICIALLY OUT. IT'S OUT AT MIDNIGHT YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING -- I
WAS TRYING TO THINK OF THINGS I CAN SAY ABOUT THE SONG AND ALL THIS STUFF
AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT -- 'CAUSE WE ALL GET EXCITED. IT'S ALMOST -- ALMOST TOO EARLY
FOR CHRISTMAS. IT'S EARLY NOVEMBER. >> Steve: RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: AND I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT DIFFERENT THINGS THAT IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THAT
PEOPLE JUST GET EXCITED FOR. LIKE, I THINK SPRING FEET, SOME PEOPLE GET EXCITED FOR
SANDALS -- >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: -- TOO SOON.
[ LAUGHTER ] A LITTLE BIT TOO SOON. THEY'RE NOT -- YOUR FEET AREN'T
READY FOR THE PUBLIC >> Steve: THEY'RE STILL WRINKLY AND WHITE.
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE STILL -- NO, YOU'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT YOUR FEET, YEAH, BEFORE YOU SHOW IT
TO THE PUBLIC, YEAH. SO - BUT PEOPLE LIKE THE IDEA OF IT,
IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY WITH THIS SONG. SO, I THINK EVERYONE, TOMORROW
IF YOU CAN, JUST LEAVE SOMEONE -- GIVE SOMEONE A PRESENT.
DOESN'T HAVE TO BE EXPENSIVE COULD BE A LOLLIPOP. COULD BE A NOTE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE POST-IT NOTE JUST SAY, "HEY," -- SAY, "HEY,
I DIDN'T BRING UP WHEN YOU WORE SANDALS EARLY. >> Steve: RIGHT.
YEAH >> Jimmy: "I NEVER -- I NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP, AND THAT'S OUR
THING. MERRY CHRISTMAS. "IT'S ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR
CHRISTMAS" IS OUT NOW AT MIDNIGHT >> Steve: WHOA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT.
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH HASAN MINHAJ, EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: "CELEBRITY JEOPARDY!' FANS CALL HASAN MINHAJ MOST ANNOYING CONTESTANT EVER."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> THAT ONE HURT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE SHOW'S BEEN ON FOR
OVER 58 YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY'VE HAD
15,000 CONTESTANTS ON THE SHOW
WINNING COMEDIAN WHO'S NEW STANDUP SPECIAL "THE KING'S JESTER" IS STREAMING NOW ON
NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME, THE VERY FUNNY, HASAN MINHAJ, EVERYBODY.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HASAN, GREAT TO SEE
YOU. WELCOME BACK >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: HASAN MINHAJ, IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU. WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT
SHOW." HOW'S IT GOING, PAL? >> IT'S ROUGH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TALK TO ME WHAT DO YOU MEAN
TALK TO ME >> I'M NOT DOING GOOD. >> Jimmy: WOW, WOW
WHY? WHY? >> THIS SHOW IS BAD LUCK
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS SHOW IS >> EVERY TIME I COME ON THIS
SHOW, JIMMY, I'M EMBROILED IN SOME CONTROVERSY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SOME CONTROVERSY >> YES, LAST TIME I WAS ON THE SHOW -
>> Jimmy: YES -- >> --I DID A COUPLE OF JOKES AND PISSED OFF DOCTOR OF
OSTEOPATHIC MEDICINE THEY WERE HATE TWEETING THE SHOW
>> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE [ LAUGHTER ] OH, NO
>> THIS PAST WEEK, I WAS ON CELEBRITY "JEOPARDY!" AND NOW FANS OF "JEOPARDY!" HATE MY
GUTS [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE THIS UNIQUE POWER TO
PISS OFF DEDICATED NERDS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HEARD SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS CELEBRITY "JEOPARDY! THING.
>> I WAS ON CELEBRITY "JEOPARDY!" AND I WAS RAISING MONEY FOR CHARITY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES, I'M A GOOD PERSON >> Jimmy: I'M A GOOD PERSON.
>> I WAS RAISING MONEY FOR INTERNATIONAL RELIEF COMMITEEE, RAISING MONEY FOR VICTIMS OF
THE FLOODS OF PAKISTAN YEAH, YEAH, I'M A GOOD GUY AND I'M PLAYING THE SHOW, AND
I'M PASSIONATE >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DOES PASSIONATE MEAN?
>> I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH VIGOR AND PASSION. >> Jimmy: LET ME JUST SHOW
EVERYONE THE CLIP. WE'LL DECIDE IF PASSIONATE IS THE WORD
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
>> HASAN >> WHAT IS I PLEAD THE FIFTH
>> THAT'S CORRECT. THE FIFTH AMENDMENT. >> A LITTLE SWAG ON IT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT IS GUTS? >> NO.
>> HASAN >> WHAT IS CARDINAL? >> YES
>> ALL GAS NO BREAKS WHAT IS IRELAND? >> THAT'S CORRECT.
>> AND I GUESSED THAT. >> HASAN >> OH NO
WHAT IS A RED SHIRT? >> THAT IS CORRECT >> WOW
>> Jimmy: WHY DID YOU -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: GET IN PEOPLE'S FACES. WHAT WAS GOING ON --
>> I WAS INTO IT AND IF YOU GET IT RIGHT, HANG ON THE RIM
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HANG ON THE RIM IF YOU DUNK THE BALL
>> THE FANS WEREN'T HAVING IT. >> Jimmy: LET ME JUST READ A A COUPLE OF TWEETS, IF YOU
DON'T MIND, FROM FANS OF "JEOPARDY! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, JIMMY >> Jimmy: "JUST TURNED OFF CELEBRITY "JEOPARDY!
I'VE NEVER SEEN A MORE GRATING HUMAN BEING IN MY LIFE." HOLY CHRIST.
THEY ADDED YOU, BY THE WAY, WHICH I ALWAYS LOVE. >> I KNOW ROCKET VAN SOUTHERN.
>> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @LAZYFELTER. "WHY IS HASAN MINHAJ ACTING
LIKE AN ABSOLUTE ASS HAT ON 'JEOPARDY!'" [ LAUGHTER WOW, THIS IS GOOD THAT PEOPLE
GET TO SAY THIS. THIS IS BY BIG THANKFUL DAD SAID, "WATCHING CELEBRITY
'JEOPARDY!' I DON'T THINK HASAN MINHAJ IS PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF JUST ANSWERING
A QUESTION LIKE A NORMAL PERSON." THIS IS A BIG THANKFUL DAD
>> YEAH, YEAH, BUT HE'S BEING A MEAN DAD >> Jimmy: NO, HE'S BEING
THANKFUL HE'S THANKFUL. THIS PERSON SAYS, "IS
HASAN MINHAJ ON COCAINE? WHAT IS THE F IS GOING ON WITH CELEBRITY 'JEOPARDY!'" AND THIS
IS FROM TV INSIDER - >> OKAY, OKAY, WELL, FIRST OFF, I'M NOT COOL ENOUGH TO DO
COCAINE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT A COOL
THING. >> EVERYTHING YOU HATE ABOUT ME IS WHO I REALLY AM
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DON'T FEEL BAD FOR HIM YET.
HOLD ON, THIS IS THE BEST. "TV INSIDER," WHICH I FOLLOW, I LOVE "TV INSIDER," I TRUST
THEIR OPINION. THEY SAY "CELEBRITY 'JEOPARDY!' FANS CALL HASAN MINHAJ MOST
ANNOYING CONTESTANT EVER." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THAT ONE HURT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE SHOW'S BEEN ON FOR OVER 58 YEARS.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY'VE HAD 15,000 CONTESTANTS ON THE SHOW
>> Jimmy: WHO CARES ABOUT NUMBERS? >> AND DR. OZ WAS A CONTESTANT
ON - [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: DON'T GET INTO IT.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE MY DAD WAS WRONG HE SAID I'D NEVER BREAK RECORDS
ON THAT SHOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DID.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT LISTEN, JIMMY, I'M IN THE EYE OF THE STORM
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE SO, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO THE
FANS OF "JEOPARDY! WHERE'S MY CAMERA? HERE
>> Jimmy: SURE [ LAUGHTER ] YOUR CAMERA.
>> I'VE BEEN JOURNALING AND WRITING ABOUT THIS TO THE FANS OF "JEOPARDY!"
I WANT TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO APOLOGIZE. "JEOPARDY!" FANS, LOOK AT ME
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MY GOODNESS. >> I'M SORRY I DESECRATED AN
AMERICAN INSTITUTION [ LAUGHTER ] I'M SORRY I RIPPED YOUR
7:00 P.M. LINEAR TV PACIFIER OUT OF YOUR GERIATRIC MOUTH. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I'M SORRY FOR TRYING TO MAKE "JEOPARDY!" FUN.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> NOW, WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY TO YOU IS SOMETHING I'VE SAID TO MY WIFE A THOUSAND TIMES.
THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE. THIS IS AN EXPLANATION [ LAUGHTER ]
LET ME EXPLAIN MY BEHAVIOR WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING "JEOPARDY!" AT HOME IN YOUR SWEATS, AND
YOU'RE CONFIDENT, AND YOU'VE GOT YOUR PLAN WITH THE SHAMPOO OR THE REMOTE, YOU THINK YOU'RE
THE [ BLEEP ], BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT GAME DOES TO YOU IN THE ARENA
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, I WALK IN -- JIMMY, DON'T EVEN LAUGH
THIS IS NOT FUNNY. "TVINSIDER.COM." YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
"UPROXX" SAID ABOUT ME >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S "UPROXX" WITH TWO X'S.
SO, YOU GO -- NO, LISTEN YOU GO IN TO THE STUDIO, CULVER CITY
YOU WALK IN, AND YOU SEE -- YOU FEEL THE HISTORY OF, YOU KNOW ALEX TREBEK STUDIOS.
>> Jimmy: HISTORIC >> AND YOU CAN SMELL THE HISTORY AND THE ASBESTOS
[ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU LOOK AROUND AND YOU'RE LIKE, "THIS IS IT?
IT'S KIND OF LIKE WHEN YOUR DAD GOES TO ANY AMERICAN AIRPORT, THEY'RE LIKE, "REALLY?
THIS IS WHY CHINA'S WINNING. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN PRODUCER COMES IN, RIGHT?
AND THEY SIT YOU DOWN AND THEY'RE VERY -- THEY HAVE BUZZER TECHNIQUE
THIS IS A BIG DEAL "JEOPARDY!" FANS, YOU KNOW THIS
I KNOW THIS. I'VE SEEN THE VIDEOS I GO, LISTEN, THE BUZZER'S
JANKY. THE BUZZER IS JANKY. AND I TOLD THE PRODUCER THIS
I GO, "I KNOW ALL THE TECHNIQUES UP ABOVE, SIDEWAYS, GUN SLINGER, I KNOW THIS
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT MY BUZZER IS MESSED UP, SO I'M GOING TO HOLD IT UP HERE SO
EVERYONE CAN SEE THIS ON CAMERA." I'M TELLING YOU, I DID IT.
THAT WAS MY STRATEGY >> Jimmy: WE HAVE THE TAPE LET'S CHECK OUT --
>> SHOW THEM THE TAPE. >> Jimmy: --THE BUZZER GAME TAPE
KEEP AN EYE ON HASAN TRYING TO BUZZ IN.
>> WILL?
>> WHAT IS RUGRATS >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> TROIAN.
>> WHO IS CARDI B? >> YES >> WILL.
>> WHAT IS A GARGOYLE? >> WILL? >> WHAT IS SOUTH CAROLINA?
>> WILL. >> WHO IS DAKOTA JOHNSON [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> YES >> WILL. >> WHO ARE BILLY RAY CYRUS AND
MILEY CYRUS? >> WILL. >> WHAT IS McDONALD'S?
>> YES >> Jimmy: THAT IS PROOF! THAT IS PROOF!
THAT'S NOT FAIR. THAT IS PROOF. >> HISTORY WILL VINDICATE ME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, LOOK, WHILE I'M THERE, I'M TELLING MAYIM.
I GO, "MIYAM, MY CLICKER, MY BUZZER, I'M BUZZING IN SHE GOES, "YOUR BUZZER IS
FINE." I GO, "YOU'RE GASLIGHTING ME." [ LAUGHTER ]
SHE GOES, "NO, I'M NOT." I GO, "YOU'RE VICTIM BLAMING NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM THIS WHOLE
ORDEAL >> YEAH, I'VE BEEN REFLECTING. YOU KNOW, TV IS ALL ABOUT
EXPECTATIONS, AND LIFE IS ABOUT EXPECTATIONS AND WHEN PEOPLE WATCH
"JEOPARDY!" THEY WANT TO SEE A A CEREBRAL, QUIET QUIZ SHOW. BUT I NEED TO GO TO A PLACE
WHERE I'M CELEBRATED [ LAUGHTER ] I NEED TO GO TO A PLACE WHERE
THE UNHINGED ARE ACCEPTED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHERE THE ECCENTIRC ARE
ALLOWED. WHERE COCAINE CONSUMPTION IS ENCOURAGED
[ LAUGHTER ] JIMMY, THAT IS WHY NEXT SUMMER, I, HASAN MINHAJ, WILL BE TAKING
MY TALENTS TO "THE PRICE IS RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I'M GOING ON "THE PRICE IS RIGHT! >> Jimmy: "THE KING'S JESTER"
IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. BASHIR SALAHUDDIN AND DIALLO RIDDLE JOIN US AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE VERY TALENTED ACTORS AND WRITERS WHO CREATED AND STAR IN
THE HIGHLY ACCLAIMED SHOW, "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE," WHICH AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 10:30 P.M.
ON IFC, AND IS AVAILABLE ON AMC PLUS EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME,
BASHIR SALAHUDDIN AND DIALLO RIDDLE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, BASHIR, DIALLO >> WHAT'S UP >> Jimmy: IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO
SEE YOU GUYS CONGRATULATIONS, BY THE WAY. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "SHERMAN'S
SHOWCASE." IT IS SO FUNNY AND SO AWESOME. WE TALKED ABOUT THIS WHEN YOU
WERE ON THE SHOW ONCE BEFORE YOU GUYS WERE ONCE WRITERS FOR OUR SHOW, FOR ME AT "LATE
NIGHT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU WROTE SOME OF
THE BEST BITS THAT WE'VE EVER DONE ON OUR SHOW SO, THANK YOU FOR THOSE BITS
AND I MEAN, "HISTORY HIP-HOP." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY WERE ENDLESS.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND IT'S COOL TO SEE -- IT'S COOL TO SEE YOU
GUYS GET YOUR OWN SHOW AND CRUSH IT, BY THE WAY 100% FRESH ON ROTTEN TOMATOES.
NOT TOO SHABBY, BUD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE REVIEWS FOR SEASON TWO --
LET ME JUST READ A COUPLE OF THESE. AND YEAH, YEAH
"DAILY BEAST" SAYS "TV'S COOLEST VARIETY SHOW MAKES ITS TRIUMPHANT RETURN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE. NEW YORK TIMES SAYS, "THIS
MUSICAL COMEDY TRIBUTE TO BLACK CULTURE HAS RETURNED AS JOYFULLY ABSURD AS EVER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S GOT TO FEEL -- THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD
I MEAN, YOU PUT SO MUCH WORK INTO IT. BUT BASHIR, YOU WERE TELLING ME
BACKSTAGE THAT IT CAME FROM A SKETCH THAT WE DID ON OUR SHOW
>> YOU KNOW, JIMMY, IT'S IMPORTANT ALWAYS TO GIVE YOU CREDIT
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S A CONDITION OF
APPEARING ON THIS SHOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
I MAKE EVERYONE GIVE ME CREDIT FOR THEIR CAREER >> NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, MAN.
I MEAN, YOU LET US HAVE SO MUCH FUN WHEN WE WORKED WITH YOU. YOU LET US DO OUR THING.
AND ONE OF THE SKETCHES WE DID, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE LOVE MUSIC, WAS JACKIE NEPTUNE AND THE
PLANETARIUMS, WHICH IS A -- >> Jimmy: OH, I REMEMBER THAT. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
IT WAS A SOLAR BODY-OBSESSED R&B GROUP THAT SANG "SOUL. AND AT THE END OF EVERY SONG,
THEY WOULD BE LIKE - * PLANETARIUMS * >> Jimmy: YES, YES
[ LAUGHTER ] JACKIE NEPTUNE >> BUT THE SCIENCE CHECKED OUT
LIKE, WE ALWAYS MADE SURE THAT ALL THE SCIENCE INVOLVED IN THE --
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU DID YOUR RESEARCH >> OH, YEAH.
ABSOLUTELY I MEAN, AS MUCH RESEARCH AS YOU CAN GET OFF WIKIPEDIA.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> SURE. >> BUT IT WAS --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> IN A HURRIED AFTERNOON BEFORE THE SKETCH AIRS
>> YES >> Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO OF, ACTUALLY -
>> LET'S GO. >> Jimmy: -- YOU GUYS PERFORMING JACKIE --
>> THERE'S A PHOTO >> Jimmy: YEAH, JACKIE NEPTUNE AND THE PLANETARIUMS
HERE >> OH, MAN >> YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOK AT THAT >> I REMEMBER I WANTED MY GUY
TO HAVE -- I WANTED HIM TO BE A REDHEAD. I WANTED HIM TO BE, LIKE,
A BLACK GUY WITH RED HAIR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK KIRK IS OVER
THERE ON THE - >> IS THIS KIRK. >> Jimmy: KIRK
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> TARIQ'S HAIR IS THE BEST.
>> Jimmy: TARIQ. >> RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE, RIGHT THERE. >> SO SMOOTH
>> Jimmy: SO, YOU FINISHED THAT AND AFTER THIS SKETCH, YOU SAID
TO DIALLO, YOU'RE LIKE, "HEY" -- >> YEAH, WE WERE TALKING,
LITERALLY, RIGHT IN THIS HALLWAY. AND THEN -- YEAH, WE WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT HOW -- >> I MEAN, LIKE, WE WERE SITTING OUT IN THE HALLWAY, I
WAS LIKE, "BASHIR, HONESTLY, LIKE, WE HAVE TO FIND OUT -- WE HAVE TO FIND OUR WAY TO DO A
A SHOW WHERE IT'S JUST THIS. >> YEAH. >> "WHERE IT'S JUST US IN WIGS,
AND WHERE WE WRITE ORIGINAL SONGS. >> YEP
>> "AND JUST HAVE SO MUCH FUN. AND, HONESTLY, ME AND HIM, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOREVER
SO, THERE WERE SOME SONG IDEAS THAT WE HAD THAT WERE NOT QUITE APPROPRIATE FOR NBC.
>> YEAH. A LITTLE DARK. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WE DIDN'T WANT TO PUT YOU IN THAT POSITION. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND I APPRECIATE THAT THANK YOU FOR LOOKING OUT FOR
ME BUT HOW DID YOU PITCH IT TO IFC?
>> OH, IT WAS -- MAN, HONESTLY, IT WAS THE EASIEST PITCH WE'VE EVER HAD, I THINK, EVER.
WE -- WE WENT INTO THE PLACE WHERE WE ENDED UP MAKING THE SHOW
AND WE TOLD THEM, YOU KNOW, WHAT "30 ROCK" IS TO "SNL," THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE THE
"SOUL TRAIN. >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> AND THEY WERE LIKE -- WE
GOT, LIKE, 30 SECONDS IN THEY'RE LIKE, "WE'RE MAKING THE SHOW."
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> "NOW TELL US HOW TO" -- YEAH, YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN EVERY TIME >> Jimmy: THE PREMISE -- THE
PREMISE IS SHERMAN HAS HIS OWN VARIETY SHOW >> THAT'S RIGHT.
SATURDAY MORNINGS. >> Jimmy: SATURDAY MORNINGS. >> RIGHT AFTER "JABBERJAW.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S "JABBERJAWS," AND THEN "SHERMAN."
>> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU MADE SHERMAN -- YOU SAID HE'S KIND OF A LITTLE BIT BASED ON, LIKE,
KRUSTY THE CLOWN >> YEAH, HE'S BASED ON KRUSTY THE CLOWN.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, I LOVE KRUSTY. HE'S THE ULTIMATE SHOWMAN.
LIKE KRUSTY, SHERMAN HAS NO ALLEGIANCES. HE LITERALLY WILL STAB ANYBODY
IN THE BACK IF IT HELPS HIM FOR ONE SECOND >> HE STABBED MY CHARACTER IN
THE BACK >> MANY TIMES. HE LITERALLY WAS LIKE, "YOU GOT
TO GO. YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH
HE ACTUALLY HAS. DIALLO, IS THIS TRUE I HEARD THAT YOU JUST SOMETIMES
CAST PEOPLE, LIKE, ON THE STREET >> YES, HE DOES.
>> YES, I DO >> Jimmy: WHO? >> OKAY.
SO, ON OUR SHOW, WE HAVE A A SECURITY GUARD HIS NAME IS REYNARD.
AND THERE'S JUST ONE DAY THAT I WAS IN VEGAS, AND IT'S HIS TYPICAL -- YOU KNOW, IT'S
A SUNDAY MORNING, AND YOU KNOW, MIGHT BE A LITTLE HUNGOVER KIDS, TURN THIS OFF.
>> MAYBE HAD ONE OR TWO COCKTAILS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ONE OR TWO
>> MAYBE, MAYBE. THE NIGHT BEFORE - >> Jimmy: IT'S LAS VEGAS
>> I NEEDED FRIED FOOD SO, I WENT TO -- SO, I WENT TO -- THIS SHOWS YOU THE
CONDITION I WAS IN I WENT TO THE WALMART STOOPER -- SUPERSTORE.
>> YEAH. >> BY THE WAY, I PROBABLY CALLED IT THE "STOOPER STORE"
AT THE TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WENT TO THE WALMART
SUPERSTORE YOU KIND OF HAVE TO GO OFF THE STRIP TO FIND THIS WALMART
AND THE GUY -- >> Jimmy: IN VEGAS >> IN VEGAS.
>> Jimmy: YOU WENT TO A WALMART? >> I JUST -- LOOK, THEY HAVE A
A PARTICULAR TYPE OF CHICKEN THAT'S FANTASTIC [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER HEARD THIS >> WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO
BE ABOUT THE CHICKEN FOR YOU >> I DON'T KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I HAVE A PROBLEM. >> NOT OKAY. >> BUT I WALKED UP TO THE
COUNTER WHERE YOU ORDER THE FOOD, AND THIS - THIS OLD BLACK GUY CAME UP
THERE, AND HE HAD ME CRACKING UP LIKE, YOU KNOW HOW, LIKE,
SOMETIMES, LIKE, YOU'RE STRUGGLING, BUT THEN SOMEBODY JUST COMES ALONG AND THEY'RE
JUST CRACKING YOU UP >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WAS STANDING THERE,
AND ALL I WANTED WAS CHICKEN, BUT I WAS CRYING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I WAS -- I WAS CRYING. I WAS DEAD I WAS DYING.
AND I WAS LIKE, "MY MAN, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? AND HE WAS LIKE, "REYNARD.
AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU ARE SO FUNNY. ONE OF THESE DAYS, IF I CAN
EVER FIND A PART FOR YOU -- I WAS LIKE, "DO YOU ACT? AND HE WAS LIKE, "NOT REALLY."
I WAS LIKE, "DOESN'T MATTER. I WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE A FUNNY PERSON."
>> YEAH. >> WE DID THIS ON SOUTH SIDE TOO.
>> YEAH. >> IF WE FIND SOMEBODY WHO'S JUST FUNNY --
>> WE JUST PUT THEM ON THE SHOW >> WE'RE JUST LIKE -- WE'LL PUT
THEM ON THE SHOW AND SO, NOW, TWO SEASONS LATER, REYNARD THE SECURITY GUARD -
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- IS SHERMAN'S SECURITY GUARD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
IT IS SO FUNNY DON'T STOP CRUSHING. KEEP CRUSHING.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE ARE BASHIR SALAHUDDIN AND DIALLO RIDDLE IN THE NEW SEASON
OF "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> ATTENTION PASSENGERS, WE
HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THE SHIP HAND OVER SHERMAN McDANIELS AND NO ONE HAS TO DIE.
VIOLENTLY, THAT IS ALSO, THIS IS NGASI SPEAKING I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING
I DIED IN THE BLACK HISTORY MONTH SPECIAL, BUT I SURVIVED AND I'M BACK
>> WELL, FOLKS, IF REYNARD IS NOT SUCCESSFUL WITH HIS CROWBAR, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
ALL GOING TO DIE SO, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR, I
APOLOGIZE. FOR THE REST, I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL
DUTCH? >> LET ME GO NEGOTIATE WITH HIM.
YOU STAY HERE AND KEEP THE SHOW GOING. >> DUTCH, NO
IT COULD BE DANGEROUS. >> SURE, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU --
>> YOU'RE WASTING TIME, BRO. YOU'RE WASTING TIME. DON'T DO THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BASHIR SALAHUDDIN,
DIALLO RIDDLE, EVERYBODY SEASON TWO OF "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE" AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT
10:30 P.M ON IFC AND IS AVAILABLE ON AMC PLUS. MORE WITH BASHIR AND DIALLO
WHEN WE COME BACK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE ARE HERE WITH
BASHIR SALAHUDDIN, DIALLO RIDDLE, WHO CREATED AND STAR IN ONE OF MY FAVORITE
SHOWS, "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE." YOU -- IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT.
IT'S SO GOOD THERE'S SO MUCH AMAZING COMEDY SO MANY AMAZING MUSICAL
PERFORMANCES >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE -- YOU KNOW MY
FAVORITE ONE >> TALK TO US. >> TALK TO US.
>> Jimmy: I LIKE THE EPAULET SONG >> COME ON NOW
>> Jimmy: "THE EPAULETS. >> THE WORLD NEEDED A SONG ABOUT SHOULDER FABRIC.
>> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> ABSOLUTELY. YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD BRING UP THAT SONG BECAUSE,
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ON A PAIR OF HONORARY EPAULETS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT IS MY FAVE. >> COME ON, NOW. >> Jimmy: REALLY
WHAT THAT HEAVY >> IT'S HAND-STITCHED.
>> I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT THEM. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> FOR THOSE OF YOU AT HOME,
THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO PUT THOSE EPAULETS ON. WE KNOW YOU'VE GOT THEM.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE KNOW YOU'VE GOT THEM. >> Jimmy: IF YOU'RE PLAYING AT
HOME -- >> IF YOU'RE PLANNING A COUP --
>> Jimmy: YEAH OH, WOW. [ CHEERS ]
IT JUST MAKES EVERYTHING LOOK GOOD >> OH, MY GOD.
>> Jimmy: IT JUST LOOKS RIGHT. >> I LOOK LIKE -- I LOOK LIKE GENERALS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WE HAVE A PROBLEM IF ALL THREE OF US ARE GENERALS
>> I'M LIKE A STRIPPER GENERAL I'M READY TO FIGHT A WAR AND, MAYBE, LOSE SOME CLOTHES
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW WHAT
I'VE GOT TO SAY -- YOU BETTER STOP YOU BETTER STOP.
YOU GOT TO STOP. >> GIVE ME ANOTHER SHIMMY. >> WELL, YOU KNOW, JIMMY, NOW
THAT WE'RE ROCKING THE OLD EPPS, YOU KNOW WHAT WE'VE GOT TO DO.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU SAYING WE'VE GOT
TO DO A "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE" MUSICAL MEDLEY >> YES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND TARIQ, WOULD YOU HELP US OUT? >> Tariq: WHAT WOULD -- WHAT
WOULD I WEAR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE'RE GOING TO DO A SONG FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.
[ CHEERS ] ABOUT A PART OF YOUR CLOTHES, BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S
OVERLOOKED WHOO * EP EP EP EP EP EP EP EP
EP EP EP EP EP EP EP E EPAU-LETS FALL IN LOVE LET'S FALL IN LOVE BABY OH *
>> I'M TALKING ABOUT EPAULETS, Y'ALL SEE. * THEY'LL HOLD SOME GLOVE
WHOO SPIN AROUND FOR ME OR A SANDWICH YOU'LL LOVE *
* THEY'RE USUALLY WORN BY CADETS DETS DETS DETS DET
DETS DETS DETS * * CADETS DETS DETS DETS DETS DETS
DETS DETS DETS DET THEY'RE MINE * >> UH-OH
>> Tariq: LET'S GO * WHEN THE TV GUIDE SAY "POINT BREAK'S" ON
BUT THEN YOU TURN TO I AND IT'S THE ONE FROM 2015 * * I NEED MY SWAYZ
THAT AIN'T RIGHT THAT AIN'T RIGHT THAT AIN'T RIGHT *
* THAT AIN'T RIGH THAT AIN'T RIGHT THAT AIN'T RIGHT
THAT AIN'T RIGHT * * THAT AIN'T RIGHT * >> WHOO!
* * I DON'T KNO IF YOU'VE HEAR
BUT I'M A BLACK NERD * [ LAUGHTER ] * I'VE GOT PLENTY
OF INTERES AND I'M ON PINTEREST * *
* WE DROVE ON DOWN * * WE DROVE ON DOW AND WE PAID THE MA
TO RENT A BOAT AND GET OFF OF THE LAND * * LAST THING HE SAI
AS WE LEFT THE DOCKS TAKE MY ADVICE AND DON'T GO PAST THOSE ROCKS *
>> Jimmy: SEGUE. * LET'S SPEND THE DAY * >> WHOO!
>> LET'S GET IT. LET'S GO * IN MARINA DEL REY
MARINA DEL REY I WANNA PLAY I WANNA PLAY *
* IN MARINA DEL REY WANNA PLAY I MARINA DEL REY
YEAH YEAH * * *
* VICKI OH VICK VICKI IS THE WATER WARM ENOUG
IS IT COLD * * IS IT COL TELL ME BECAUS
I WANNA KNOW VICKI IS THE WATER * * WARM ENOUGH
TELL M I STUCK IN MY TO IN MY TOE *
* NO TOO COLD TOO COLD IT'S TOO COL
VICKI IS THE WATER * * WARM ENOUGH YEAH
VICKI * >> IT'S TIME TO GET FUNKY.
[ CHEERS ] * A IS FOR APPL B IS FOR BAL
C IS FOR COOL CA AND D IS DAT DOG * * E IS FOR EVERYBOD
AND F AIN'T FOR FIGHTING OR FUSSING *
* GNAW IT'S FOR FUNKIN HA HEY HEY HE
F IS FOR FUNKIN Y'ALL * * LAY DOWN AN YOU'LL SEE HOW
I'M GOING TO FUNK YOU NOW * >> NOW, EVERYBODY SING ALONG WITH US.
SING ALONG * IT SMELLS LIK Y'ALL BEEN FUNKI
IT SMELLS LIKE Y'ALL BEEN FUNKIN * * IT SMELLS LIK
Y'ALL BEEN FUNKI BABY BUTT UP BABY BUTT UP *
* IT SMELLS LIK Y'ALL BEEN FUNKI IT SMELLS LIKE
Y'ALL BEEN FUNKIN * * IT SMELLS LIK Y'ALL BEEN FUNKI
IT SMELLS LIKE Y'ALL BEEN FUNKIN * * IT SMELLS LIK
Y'ALL BEEN FUNKI IT SMELLS LIKE Y'ALL BEEN FUNKIN *
>> Jimmy: GIVE IT UP FOR BASHIR SALAHUDDIN AND DIALLO RIDDLE, TARIQ TROTTER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEASON TWO OF "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE" AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT
10:30 P.M. ON IFC AND IT'S AVAILABLE ON AMC PLUS. MUSIC FROM PARAMORE AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THE TITLE TRACK TO THEIR UPCOMING NEW
ALBUM "THIS IS WHY," GIVE IT UP FOR PARAMORE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* *
MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHOVE I
OR MAYBE YOU COULD SCREA IT MIGHT BE BEST TO KEEP * * IT TO YOURSEL
TO YOURSEL THIS IS WHY I DON' LEAVE THE HOUSE *
* YOU SAY THE COAST IS CLEA BUT YOU WON'T CATCH ME OUT OH, WHY, THIS IS WHY *
* BETTER HAVE CONVICTIO CAUSE WE WAN CRIMES OF PASSION *
* SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST YOU'RE EITHER WITH U OR YOU CAN KEEP IT *
* TO YOURSELF TO YOURSEL TO YOURSELF *
* TO YOURSELF YOURSELF, YOURSELF YOURSELF TO YOURSELF *
* THIS IS WHY I DON'T LEAVE THE HOUS YOU SAY THE COAST IS CLEAR
BUT YOU WON'T CATCH ME OUT * * OH, WHY, THIS IS WH THIS IS WHY I DON'
LEAVE THE HOUS YOU SAY THE COAST IS CLEAR * * BUT YOU WON'T CATCH ME OU
OH, WHY, THIS IS WHY ONE STEP BEYOND YOUR DOOR * * IT MIGHT AS WELL HAVE
BEEN A FREE FALL ONE STEP BEYOND YOUR DOOR * * FALLING DOWN AN ENDLESS
HALL ONE STEP BEYOND YOU DOOR, MIGHT AS WELL HAVE * * BEEN A FREE FAL
ONE STEP BEYOND YOUR DOO AND I'M FLOATING * * LIKE A CANNONBALL
THIS IS WHY I DON' LEAVE THE HOUSE * * YOU SAY THE COAST IS CLEA
BUT YOU WON'T CATCH ME OUT OH, WHY, THIS IS WHY * * THIS IS WHY I DON'T
LEAVE THE HOUS YOU SAY THE COAST IS CLEAR * * BUT OH NO, YOU WON'
CATCH ME OUT OH, WHY, THIS IS WHY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, OH, OH, OH, MY GOODNESS YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE
PARAMORE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES!
WOOOH! THEIR ARENA TOUR GOES ON SALE NEXT FRIDAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY. OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO HASAN MINHAJ,
BASHIR SALAHUDDIN, DIALLO RIDDLE. PARAMORE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ARENA TOUR AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE,
FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *