1 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:12,112 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:18,651 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,651 --> 00:00:23,123 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - HASAN MINHAJ 4 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:27,627 BASHIR SALAHUDDIN AND DIALLO RIDDLE, MUSICAL GUEST, PARAMORE. 5 00:00:27,627 --> 00:00:34,067 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1739 6 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:39,506 >> Questlove: 1739 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:50,250 * 8 00:00:50,250 --> 00:01:04,564 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW. 9 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:08,501 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME. 10 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:10,904 THANK YOU SO MUCH. PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 11 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,973 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 12 00:01:13,973 --> 00:01:19,446 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS IT LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, GUYS 13 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:25,085 I READ THAT JEFF BEZOS MAY PARTNER WITH JAY-Z TO BUY THE NFL'S WASHINGTON COMMANDERS. 14 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:29,589 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BEZOS MIGHT BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS TO STOP AND BE LIKE, 15 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:34,094 "WAIT, DO I ALREADY OWN A FOOTBALL TEAM? [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,663 I'M ROOTING FOR BEZOS AND JAY-Z. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, 17 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:39,866 BUT AFTER THE LAST FEW WEEKS, I JUST WANT SOME NORMAL BILLIONAIRES 18 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:42,102 [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T YOU -- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 19 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,904 CAN'T THEY JUST BE NORMAL. ONE OF THE BIG STORIES TODAY THAT I WAS READING IN THE 20 00:01:44,904 --> 00:01:46,773 HEADLINES THAT WAS FUNNY, STARBUCKS JUST ROLLED OUT THEIR HOLIDAY MENU AND THEIR 25th 21 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:53,313 ANNIVERSARY HOLIDAY CUPS YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 22 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:56,916 EVERYWHERE IT'S EVERYWHERE, YEAH. WE'RE SO STARVED FOR GOOD NEWS, 23 00:01:56,916 --> 00:02:00,053 WE'RE NOW CELEBRATING THE ANNIVERSARY OF A CUP [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:05,658 WE'RE LIKE, "25 YEARS OF A CUP OH, MY GOD!" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 25 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:08,728 TARIQ! YOU SEE THIS CUP LET ME TEXT YOU THIS CUP NEWS. 26 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:10,897 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT STARBUCKS JUST ROLLED OUT THEIR 27 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:13,667 HOLIDAY MENU AND CUPS. THEY EVEN RELEASED A SPECIAL MESSAGE. 28 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:14,067 THEY EVEN RELEASED A SPECIAL MESSAGE. CHECK THIS OUT 29 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:16,703 >> THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE * 30 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:20,440 AND STARBUCKS IS EXCITED TO BRING BACK ALL YOUR HOLIDAY FAVORITES. 31 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:25,679 LIKE HOLIDAY CUPS, PEPPERMINT MOCHAS, MICHAEL BUBLE CDs, HOLIDAY CUPS, PEPPERMINT 32 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:29,616 MOCHAS, MICHAEL BUBLE CDs, HOLIDAY CUPS, PEPPERMINT MOCHAS, MICHAEL BUBLE CDs. 33 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:39,693 OH, MY GOD, IT'S ONLY NOVEMBER WHAT ARE WE DOING? NO, DON'T QUESTION IT. 34 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:46,232 REMEMBER, MUST USE CHRISTMAS TO SELL COFFEE. * 35 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:50,603 SO, HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM STARBUCKS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 36 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:52,372 >> Jimmy: WOW. YEAH YEAH 37 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:56,242 I LOVE THAT. WELL, GET THIS TODAY, NETFLIX LAUNCHED THEIR 38 00:02:56,242 --> 00:03:03,083 NEW AD SUPPORTED PLAN FOR ONLY $7 A MONTH [ AUDIENCE GROANS 39 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:05,819 BUT THIS IS INTERESTING THOUGH APPARENTLY, SOME NETFLIX SHOWS HAVE EXCLUSIVE SPONSORS. 40 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:08,855 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. FIRST UP, "GRACE AND FRANKIE" 41 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:13,460 IS EXCLUSIVELY SPONSORED BY ACTIVIA. [ LAUGHTER ] 42 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,261 >> Steve: OH, WOW. >> Jimmy: IT'S EXCLUSIVE TO THE SHOW 43 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:18,498 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: "SQUID GAME" IS SPONSORED BY BLACK FRIDAY AT 44 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:21,768 BEST BUY [ LAUGHTER ] I'M STARTING TO UNDERSTAND IT. 45 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,970 >> Steve: YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 46 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:26,373 NEXT, "THE WATCHER" IS SPONSORED BY THIS PHOTO OF SENATOR MARK KELLY 47 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,642 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GO, "OH, WOW." OKAY, BUDDY. 48 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:33,480 OKAY NEXT UP, "STRANGER THINGS" IS SPONSORED BY OCTOBER KANYE 49 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:38,818 [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LAUGHTER ] "STRANGER THINGS." 50 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:41,554 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, "DAHMER" IS SPONSORED BY IMPOSSIBLE MEAT 51 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:45,592 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT >> Steve: WOW. 52 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:50,397 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, "BRIDGERTON" IS SPONSORED BY BROOKSTONE BACK MASSAGERS. 53 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:57,103 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FOR YOUR BACK. SWITCHING GEARS. 54 00:03:57,103 --> 00:04:00,340 LAST NIGHT AT A TRAIN STATION IN WASHINGTON, D.C., PRESIDENT BIDEN DELIVERED 55 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:04,411 A SPEECH ABOUT PROTECTING DEMOCRACY. NORMALLY WHEN A GUY ON A TRAIN 56 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,246 PLATFORM IS YELLING ABOUT THE COUNTRY BEING DOOMED, YOU JUST AVOID EYE CONTACT AND KEEP 57 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:11,518 MOVING [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE POLITICAL NEWS, I 58 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:13,286 HEARD THAT FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS IS RECONSIDERING A PRESIDENTIAL RUN IN 59 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:20,060 2024 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO FIGHT FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR THE NOMINATION 60 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:24,497 THAT'S A BUMMER. WE WERE SO CLOSE TO A SHOWDOWN OF RONALD VERSUS DONALD. 61 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:27,400 [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF ELECTIONS, THE MIDTERMS ARE THIS TUESDAY, AND 62 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,738 THERE ARE SEVERAL KEY RACES AROUND THE COUNTRY AND WHILE THESE RACES CAN GET 63 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:35,342 HEATED, IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER WHAT THE CANDIDATES ACTUALLY AGREE ON. 64 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:37,744 HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN FIRST UP, JOHN FETTERMAN AND 65 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:41,915 DR. OZ ARE FACING OFF IN PENNSYLVANIA BUT THEY BOTH CAN AGREE THAT 66 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:46,720 THEY SHOULD PLAY UNCLE FESTER AND GOMEZ IN "THE ADDAMS FAMILY" REBOOT 67 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,222 [ LAUGHTER ] CERTAIN THINGS YOU'VE GOT TO BE ABLE TO AGREE ON 68 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:53,159 NEXT UP, BLAKE MASTERS IS FACING OFF AGAINST MARK KELLY IN ARIZONA 69 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:57,097 THEY CAN BOTH AGREE THAT THEY SHOULDN'T TELL ANYONE THEY'RE SECRETLY IN THE BLUE MAN GROUP 70 00:04:57,097 --> 00:05:00,467 [ LAUGHTER ] UP NEXT IN NEVADA, SUSIE LEE IS FACING OFF AGAINST 71 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:04,738 APRIL BECKER THEY CAN BOTH AGREE THAT THEY'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER 72 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:10,110 [ LAUGHTER ] "I'D JUST LIKE TO SPEAK -- I'D JUST LIKE TO SPEAK TO 73 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:13,813 A MANAGER. HERE'S ANOTHER ONE ANGIE CRAIG IS FACING OFF 74 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:17,217 AGAINST TYLER KISTNER IN MINNESOTA. BUT THEY CAN BOTH AGREE THAT 75 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:22,555 THEY SHOULD JOIN FORCES TO HOST AN HGTV SHOW ABOUT FIXER-UPPERS 76 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:25,825 [ LAUGHTER ] "ANGIE, THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GOING TO GET THIS DONE IN THREE 77 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:29,162 DAYS." [ LAUGHTER ] UP NEXT, RUDY SALAS IS FACING 78 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:35,769 DAVID VALADAO. THEY'RE FACING OFF IN CALIFORNIA 79 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,505 THEY CAN BOTH AGREE THAT THEY'RE LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON EXCEPT ONE WEARS 80 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:45,745 GLASSES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT 81 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:47,280 >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, IN PENNSYLVANIA, MATT CARTWRIGHT IS FACING OFF AGAINST 82 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:55,789 JIM BOGNET THEY CAN BOTH AGREE ONE WHO SMELT IT AND ONE WHO DEALT IT. 83 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:58,658 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT'S ODD >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, 84 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:02,462 RAPHAEL WARNOCK AND HERSCHEL WALKER ARE FACING OFF IN GEORGIA 85 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:06,032 THEY CAN BOTH AGREE NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE 86 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:14,040 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S ALL BIZARRE WELL, SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. 87 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:18,645 YESTERDAY THE NEW TRAILER FOR "AVATAR 2: THE WAY OF WATER" WAS RELEASED 88 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:22,349 AND AS YOU GUYS PROBABLY HEARD, THEY SHOT THE THIRD MOVIE AS WELL, AT THE SAME TIME 89 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:24,651 SO, TODAY THEY RELEASED A TRAILER FOR "AVATAR 3. YEAH, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS 90 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:25,285 A TRAILER FOR "AVATAR 3. YEAH, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING. 91 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,123 ALL THINGS THE UNFORGETTABLE CHARACTERS OF 92 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,859 PANDORA RETURN LIKE JAKE AND NEYTIRI, ALONG WITH MAJESTIC NEW UNDERWATER 93 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:42,369 HEROES SUCH AS BOSCO, WAFFLES, PATCHES, AND INTRODUCING NOODLES. 94 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:46,840 "AVATAR 3: WET DOGS. WE SPENT ALL OUR MONEY ON "AVATAR 2," SO WE JUST TOOK 95 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,776 PICTURES OF SOME DOGS IN A A POOL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 96 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:54,914 >> Jimmy: THAT LOOKS GOOD. DID YOU GUYS HEAR THIS ELON MUSK ANNOUNCED THAT HE'S 97 00:06:54,914 --> 00:07:00,720 WORKING WITH TWITTER ENGINEERS ON A REBOOT OF VINE. YEAH, THAT COULD BE READY BY 98 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,757 THE END OF THE YEAR. WHEN VINERS HEARD VINE MIGHT MAKE A COMEBACK, THEY WERE 99 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:04,190 WHEN VINERS HEARD VINE MIGHT MAKE A COMEBACK, THEY WERE LIKE - 100 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:11,097 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, KIDS WHO 101 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,699 ONLY GREW UP WITH TIKTOK ARE HEARING ABOUT VINES AND THINKING - 102 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:20,740 >> WHAT ARE THOSE? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, MOST 103 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:23,777 PEOPLE -- MOST PEOPLE HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT VINE IN A WHILE, SO THEY WERE REALLY SURPRISED 104 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,512 THOUGHT ABOUT VINE IN A WHILE, SO THEY WERE REALLY SURPRISED BY THE NEWS, KIND OF LIKE -- 105 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:36,156 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOME PEOPLE THINK 106 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:38,758 ELON MUSK IS MAKING TOO MANY CHANGES OVER AT TWITTER AND GETTING CARRIED AWAY 107 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:39,492 CHANGES OVER AT TWITTER AND GETTING CARRIED AWAY KIND OF LIKE - 108 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:46,966 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT MOST PEOPLE ARE 109 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:51,104 EXCITED FOR VINE TO RETURN SO, HERE'S HOPING ELON DOESN'T MESS EVERYTHING UP, KIND OF 110 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:51,404 SO, HERE'S HOPING ELON DOESN'T MESS EVERYTHING UP, KIND OF LIKE - 111 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:56,142 >> NICE, RON >> I SNEEZED 112 00:07:56,142 --> 00:08:03,149 OH, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SNEEZE? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NICE, RON. 113 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:06,419 WELL, LISTEN TO THIS, NEXT MONTH, A MODEL FOR E.T., USED IN THE MOVIE, IS EXPECTED TO 114 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:11,424 SELL AT AUCTION FOR $3 MILLION [ AUDIENCE OHS ] THAT'S KIND OF COOL, BUT I 115 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:15,695 DON'T KNOW WHO'S GOING TO BUY THAT THOUGH, YOU KNOW. "I'M GOING TO BUY HIM! 116 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:23,370 [ LAUGHTER ] EXCUSE ME, SIR "I SAID, I'M GONNA BUY ME AN 117 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:27,841 E.T. I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT. 118 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:34,848 I CAN USE THAT DANG E.T. FOR ALL SORTS OF THINGS. LIKE -- LIKE WHAT? 119 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:40,053 "WELL, I FIGURE I CAN REST MY COFFEE MUG ON HIS HEAD I CAN PUT A WIG ON HIM, TAKE A 120 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:45,225 A PICTURE, AND MAKE IT MY PROFILE PICTURE ON MY MYSPACE. [ LAUGHTER ] 121 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:49,362 I DON'T THINK PEOPLE USE MYSPACE ANYMORE. "YEAH, I GOT ALL SORTS OF PLANS 122 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:56,069 FOR USES FOR AN E.T. I CAN PUT HIM NEXT TO THE DISHES AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE 123 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,571 HE'S WARSHING THE DISHES [ LAUGHTER ] OH, I CAN TAKE HIM TO 124 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:00,340 A BASEBALL GAME, TELL THE STADIUM IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY, THEN GET HIM ON THE JUMBOTRON AND 125 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:04,678 HAVE IT SAY, 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, E.T.' ON IT. AND THEN WHILE EVERYONE IS 126 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,546 DISTRACTED WISHING E.T. A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I CAN STEAL A BUNCH OF HOT DOGS FROM THE CONCESSION 127 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:11,117 STAND. THEN I'VE GOT MY DINNER FOR A WHOLE YEAR." 128 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:17,924 [ LAUGHTER ] SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN, BUT WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GET $3 MILLION 129 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:24,564 TO PAY FOR IT. "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. JUST CHECK ME OUT ON ONLYFANS. 130 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:33,740 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FINALLY, I SAW THAT TODAY IS 131 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:37,577 NATIONAL SANDWICH DAY. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S TODAY 132 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:41,748 NATIONAL SANDWICH DAY. HOT DOG VENDORS WERE LIKE, DO WE CELEBRATE THIS OR - 133 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,551 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 134 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:56,596 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 135 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,298 HIS STAND-UP SPECIAL, IT'S FANTASTIC, CALLED "THE KING'S JESTER" IS STREAMING NOW ON 136 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:04,704 NETFLIX. HASAN MINHAJ IS HERE TONIGHT >> Steve: WHOA 137 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:09,609 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: VERY FUNNY DUDE. SPEAKING OF VERY FUNNY 138 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,811 OH, MY GOSH. >> Steve: OH, COME ON. >> Jimmy: WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE 139 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:13,980 THIS SEASON OF "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE." IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 140 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:16,483 THEY CREATED AND STAR IN "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE," WHICH AIRS WEDNESDAYS ON IFC AND IS 141 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:23,490 AVAILABLE NOW ON AMC PLUS. BASHIR SALAHUDDIN AND DIALLO RIDDLE ARE ON THE SHOW. 142 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,559 >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FUNNY, FUNNY HUMAN 143 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:30,697 BEINGS THAT SHOW IS GREAT >> Steve: VERY FUNNY 144 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:33,566 >> Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC AND A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT THEY'RE KICKING OFF A GIANT 145 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:38,238 U.S. ARENA TOUR NEXT SPRING. THEIR FIRST FULL U.S. TOUR SINCE 2018 146 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:45,478 PARAMORE IS HERE, TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT DOESN'T GET BIGGER THAN 147 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:55,588 THIS PARAMORE IS HERE AND I SHOULD JUST MENTION THAT 148 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:59,793 MY HOLIDAY SINGLE WITH DOLLY PARTON, "ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS" IS OUT TONIGHT. 149 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:04,064 >> Steve: TODAY. >> Jimmy: IT'S NOW OFFICIALLY OUT. 150 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,166 IT'S OFFICIALLY OUT. IT'S OUT AT MIDNIGHT YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING -- I 151 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,402 WAS TRYING TO THINK OF THINGS I CAN SAY ABOUT THE SONG AND ALL THIS STUFF 152 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:14,641 AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT -- 'CAUSE WE ALL GET EXCITED. IT'S ALMOST -- ALMOST TOO EARLY 153 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,509 FOR CHRISTMAS. IT'S EARLY NOVEMBER. >> Steve: RIGHT. 154 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,244 >> Jimmy: AND I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT DIFFERENT THINGS THAT IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THAT 155 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:22,082 PEOPLE JUST GET EXCITED FOR. LIKE, I THINK SPRING FEET, SOME PEOPLE GET EXCITED FOR 156 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:25,585 SANDALS -- >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: -- TOO SOON. 157 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,954 [ LAUGHTER ] A LITTLE BIT TOO SOON. THEY'RE NOT -- YOUR FEET AREN'T 158 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:31,391 READY FOR THE PUBLIC >> Steve: THEY'RE STILL WRINKLY AND WHITE. 159 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,193 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE STILL -- NO, YOU'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT YOUR FEET, YEAH, BEFORE YOU SHOW IT 160 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,661 TO THE PUBLIC, YEAH. SO - BUT PEOPLE LIKE THE IDEA OF IT, 161 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,396 IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY WITH THIS SONG. SO, I THINK EVERYONE, TOMORROW 162 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:41,868 IF YOU CAN, JUST LEAVE SOMEONE -- GIVE SOMEONE A PRESENT. 163 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:45,805 DOESN'T HAVE TO BE EXPENSIVE COULD BE A LOLLIPOP. COULD BE A NOTE. 164 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:48,375 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE POST-IT NOTE JUST SAY, "HEY," -- SAY, "HEY, 165 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:52,579 I DIDN'T BRING UP WHEN YOU WORE SANDALS EARLY. >> Steve: RIGHT. 166 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,547 YEAH >> Jimmy: "I NEVER -- I NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP, AND THAT'S OUR 167 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,717 THING. MERRY CHRISTMAS. "IT'S ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR 168 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:01,054 CHRISTMAS" IS OUT NOW AT MIDNIGHT >> Steve: WHOA 169 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,156 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT. 170 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,058 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH HASAN MINHAJ, EVERYBODY. 171 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:15,201 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 172 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:19,472 >> Jimmy: "CELEBRITY JEOPARDY!' FANS CALL HASAN MINHAJ MOST ANNOYING CONTESTANT EVER." 173 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,075 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> THAT ONE HURT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE SHOW'S BEEN ON FOR 174 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:28,214 OVER 58 YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY'VE HAD 175 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:31,351 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY'VE HAD 15,000 CONTESTANTS ON THE SHOW 176 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,870 WINNING COMEDIAN WHO'S NEW STANDUP SPECIAL "THE KING'S JESTER" IS STREAMING NOW ON 177 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:57,510 NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME, THE VERY FUNNY, HASAN MINHAJ, EVERYBODY. 178 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:19,132 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HASAN, GREAT TO SEE 179 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:23,970 YOU. WELCOME BACK >> THANK YOU 180 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,172 >> Jimmy: HASAN MINHAJ, IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU. WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT 181 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,341 SHOW." HOW'S IT GOING, PAL? >> IT'S ROUGH. 182 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:31,845 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TALK TO ME WHAT DO YOU MEAN 183 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,381 TALK TO ME >> I'M NOT DOING GOOD. >> Jimmy: WOW, WOW 184 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,549 WHY? WHY? >> THIS SHOW IS BAD LUCK 185 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:40,520 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS SHOW IS >> EVERY TIME I COME ON THIS 186 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:46,393 SHOW, JIMMY, I'M EMBROILED IN SOME CONTROVERSY [ LAUGHTER ] 187 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,561 >> Jimmy: SOME CONTROVERSY >> YES, LAST TIME I WAS ON THE SHOW - 188 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:52,399 >> Jimmy: YES -- >> --I DID A COUPLE OF JOKES AND PISSED OFF DOCTOR OF 189 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:58,405 OSTEOPATHIC MEDICINE THEY WERE HATE TWEETING THE SHOW 190 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:04,044 >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE [ LAUGHTER ] OH, NO 191 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,879 >> THIS PAST WEEK, I WAS ON CELEBRITY "JEOPARDY!" AND NOW FANS OF "JEOPARDY!" HATE MY 192 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:10,784 GUTS [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE THIS UNIQUE POWER TO 193 00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:17,457 PISS OFF DEDICATED NERDS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HEARD SOMETHING 194 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,292 ABOUT THIS CELEBRITY "JEOPARDY! THING. 195 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:23,063 >> I WAS ON CELEBRITY "JEOPARDY!" AND I WAS RAISING MONEY FOR CHARITY. 196 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:27,834 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES, I'M A GOOD PERSON >> Jimmy: I'M A GOOD PERSON. 197 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:31,304 >> I WAS RAISING MONEY FOR INTERNATIONAL RELIEF COMMITEEE, RAISING MONEY FOR VICTIMS OF 198 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:37,644 THE FLOODS OF PAKISTAN YEAH, YEAH, I'M A GOOD GUY AND I'M PLAYING THE SHOW, AND 199 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:43,350 I'M PASSIONATE >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DOES PASSIONATE MEAN? 200 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:46,286 >> I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH VIGOR AND PASSION. >> Jimmy: LET ME JUST SHOW 201 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,822 EVERYONE THE CLIP. WE'LL DECIDE IF PASSIONATE IS THE WORD 202 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:49,656 WE'LL DECIDE IF PASSIONATE IS THE WORD LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 203 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,229 >> HASAN >> WHAT IS I PLEAD THE FIFTH 204 00:14:56,229 --> 00:15:00,400 >> THAT'S CORRECT. THE FIFTH AMENDMENT. >> A LITTLE SWAG ON IT 205 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,268 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT IS GUTS? >> NO. 206 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:05,205 >> HASAN >> WHAT IS CARDINAL? >> YES 207 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:08,375 >> ALL GAS NO BREAKS WHAT IS IRELAND? >> THAT'S CORRECT. 208 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:14,614 >> AND I GUESSED THAT. >> HASAN >> OH NO 209 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:21,921 WHAT IS A RED SHIRT? >> THAT IS CORRECT >> WOW 210 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,124 >> Jimmy: WHY DID YOU -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. 211 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,759 >> Jimmy: GET IN PEOPLE'S FACES. WHAT WAS GOING ON -- 212 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:30,663 >> I WAS INTO IT AND IF YOU GET IT RIGHT, HANG ON THE RIM 213 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:35,268 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HANG ON THE RIM IF YOU DUNK THE BALL 214 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,237 >> THE FANS WEREN'T HAVING IT. >> Jimmy: LET ME JUST READ A A COUPLE OF TWEETS, IF YOU 215 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:40,173 DON'T MIND, FROM FANS OF "JEOPARDY! [ LAUGHTER ] 216 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,809 >> OH, JIMMY >> Jimmy: "JUST TURNED OFF CELEBRITY "JEOPARDY! 217 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:47,847 I'VE NEVER SEEN A MORE GRATING HUMAN BEING IN MY LIFE." HOLY CHRIST. 218 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:55,388 THEY ADDED YOU, BY THE WAY, WHICH I ALWAYS LOVE. >> I KNOW ROCKET VAN SOUTHERN. 219 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:58,358 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @LAZYFELTER. "WHY IS HASAN MINHAJ ACTING 220 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:05,331 LIKE AN ABSOLUTE ASS HAT ON 'JEOPARDY!'" [ LAUGHTER WOW, THIS IS GOOD THAT PEOPLE 221 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:09,803 GET TO SAY THIS. THIS IS BY BIG THANKFUL DAD SAID, "WATCHING CELEBRITY 222 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,438 'JEOPARDY!' I DON'T THINK HASAN MINHAJ IS PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF JUST ANSWERING 223 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:17,911 A QUESTION LIKE A NORMAL PERSON." THIS IS A BIG THANKFUL DAD 224 00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:20,847 >> YEAH, YEAH, BUT HE'S BEING A MEAN DAD >> Jimmy: NO, HE'S BEING 225 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:24,250 THANKFUL HE'S THANKFUL. THIS PERSON SAYS, "IS 226 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:30,790 HASAN MINHAJ ON COCAINE? WHAT IS THE F IS GOING ON WITH CELEBRITY 'JEOPARDY!'" AND THIS 227 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:34,194 IS FROM TV INSIDER - >> OKAY, OKAY, WELL, FIRST OFF, I'M NOT COOL ENOUGH TO DO 228 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:37,697 COCAINE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT A COOL 229 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,866 THING. >> EVERYTHING YOU HATE ABOUT ME IS WHO I REALLY AM 230 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,268 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DON'T FEEL BAD FOR HIM YET. 231 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:46,306 HOLD ON, THIS IS THE BEST. "TV INSIDER," WHICH I FOLLOW, I LOVE "TV INSIDER," I TRUST 232 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:51,578 THEIR OPINION. THEY SAY "CELEBRITY 'JEOPARDY!' FANS CALL HASAN MINHAJ MOST 233 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:57,083 ANNOYING CONTESTANT EVER." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS. 234 00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:03,256 >> THAT ONE HURT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE SHOW'S BEEN ON FOR OVER 58 YEARS. 235 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:08,495 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY'VE HAD 15,000 CONTESTANTS ON THE SHOW 236 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,030 >> Jimmy: WHO CARES ABOUT NUMBERS? >> AND DR. OZ WAS A CONTESTANT 237 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:13,767 ON - [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: DON'T GET INTO IT. 238 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:19,039 >> YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE MY DAD WAS WRONG HE SAID I'D NEVER BREAK RECORDS 239 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:22,509 ON THAT SHOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DID. 240 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,045 >> YOU KNOW WHAT LISTEN, JIMMY, I'M IN THE EYE OF THE STORM 241 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:31,051 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE SO, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO THE 242 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,786 FANS OF "JEOPARDY! WHERE'S MY CAMERA? HERE 243 00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:37,157 >> Jimmy: SURE [ LAUGHTER ] YOUR CAMERA. 244 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:42,295 >> I'VE BEEN JOURNALING AND WRITING ABOUT THIS TO THE FANS OF "JEOPARDY!" 245 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:46,666 I WANT TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO APOLOGIZE. "JEOPARDY!" FANS, LOOK AT ME 246 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,202 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MY GOODNESS. >> I'M SORRY I DESECRATED AN 247 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:53,973 AMERICAN INSTITUTION [ LAUGHTER ] I'M SORRY I RIPPED YOUR 248 00:17:53,973 --> 00:18:02,282 7:00 P.M. LINEAR TV PACIFIER OUT OF YOUR GERIATRIC MOUTH. [ LAUGHTER ] 249 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:07,020 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I'M SORRY FOR TRYING TO MAKE "JEOPARDY!" FUN. 250 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:13,126 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 251 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:20,767 >> NOW, WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY TO YOU IS SOMETHING I'VE SAID TO MY WIFE A THOUSAND TIMES. 252 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:28,074 THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE. THIS IS AN EXPLANATION [ LAUGHTER ] 253 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:33,780 LET ME EXPLAIN MY BEHAVIOR WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING "JEOPARDY!" AT HOME IN YOUR SWEATS, AND 254 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,782 YOU'RE CONFIDENT, AND YOU'VE GOT YOUR PLAN WITH THE SHAMPOO OR THE REMOTE, YOU THINK YOU'RE 255 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,283 THE [ BLEEP ], BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT GAME DOES TO YOU IN THE ARENA 256 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:52,065 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I WALK IN -- JIMMY, DON'T EVEN LAUGH 257 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:56,503 THIS IS NOT FUNNY. "TVINSIDER.COM." YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 258 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,705 "UPROXX" SAID ABOUT ME >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S "UPROXX" WITH TWO X'S. 259 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:08,081 SO, YOU GO -- NO, LISTEN YOU GO IN TO THE STUDIO, CULVER CITY 260 00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:13,353 YOU WALK IN, AND YOU SEE -- YOU FEEL THE HISTORY OF, YOU KNOW ALEX TREBEK STUDIOS. 261 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,655 >> Jimmy: HISTORIC >> AND YOU CAN SMELL THE HISTORY AND THE ASBESTOS 262 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,559 [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU LOOK AROUND AND YOU'RE LIKE, "THIS IS IT? 263 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,028 IT'S KIND OF LIKE WHEN YOUR DAD GOES TO ANY AMERICAN AIRPORT, THEY'RE LIKE, "REALLY? 264 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:31,037 THIS IS WHY CHINA'S WINNING. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN PRODUCER COMES IN, RIGHT? 265 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,139 AND THEY SIT YOU DOWN AND THEY'RE VERY -- THEY HAVE BUZZER TECHNIQUE 266 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,774 THIS IS A BIG DEAL "JEOPARDY!" FANS, YOU KNOW THIS 267 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:40,780 I KNOW THIS. I'VE SEEN THE VIDEOS I GO, LISTEN, THE BUZZER'S 268 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:45,151 JANKY. THE BUZZER IS JANKY. AND I TOLD THE PRODUCER THIS 269 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,554 I GO, "I KNOW ALL THE TECHNIQUES UP ABOVE, SIDEWAYS, GUN SLINGER, I KNOW THIS 270 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,789 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT MY BUZZER IS MESSED UP, SO I'M GOING TO HOLD IT UP HERE SO 271 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:55,528 EVERYONE CAN SEE THIS ON CAMERA." I'M TELLING YOU, I DID IT. 272 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:59,899 THAT WAS MY STRATEGY >> Jimmy: WE HAVE THE TAPE LET'S CHECK OUT -- 273 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,635 >> SHOW THEM THE TAPE. >> Jimmy: --THE BUZZER GAME TAPE 274 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:03,436 TAPE KEEP AN EYE ON HASAN TRYING TO BUZZ IN. 275 00:20:04,104 --> 00:20:05,271 >> WILL? 276 00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:09,642 >> WHAT IS RUGRATS >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> TROIAN. 277 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,379 >> WHO IS CARDI B? >> YES >> WILL. 278 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,448 >> WHAT IS A GARGOYLE? >> WILL? >> WHAT IS SOUTH CAROLINA? 279 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,151 >> WILL. >> WHO IS DAKOTA JOHNSON [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 280 00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,953 >> YES >> WILL. >> WHO ARE BILLY RAY CYRUS AND 281 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:21,788 MILEY CYRUS? >> WILL. >> WHAT IS McDONALD'S? 282 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,391 >> YES >> Jimmy: THAT IS PROOF! THAT IS PROOF! 283 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,359 THAT'S NOT FAIR. THAT IS PROOF. >> HISTORY WILL VINDICATE ME 284 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:32,699 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, LOOK, WHILE I'M THERE, I'M TELLING MAYIM. 285 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,267 I GO, "MIYAM, MY CLICKER, MY BUZZER, I'M BUZZING IN SHE GOES, "YOUR BUZZER IS 286 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:40,140 FINE." I GO, "YOU'RE GASLIGHTING ME." [ LAUGHTER ] 287 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:42,008 SHE GOES, "NO, I'M NOT." I GO, "YOU'RE VICTIM BLAMING NOW. 288 00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,777 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM THIS WHOLE 289 00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:49,749 ORDEAL >> YEAH, I'VE BEEN REFLECTING. YOU KNOW, TV IS ALL ABOUT 290 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,217 EXPECTATIONS, AND LIFE IS ABOUT EXPECTATIONS AND WHEN PEOPLE WATCH 291 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,286 "JEOPARDY!" THEY WANT TO SEE A A CEREBRAL, QUIET QUIZ SHOW. BUT I NEED TO GO TO A PLACE 292 00:20:53,286 --> 00:21:08,768 WHERE I'M CELEBRATED [ LAUGHTER ] I NEED TO GO TO A PLACE WHERE 293 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:12,806 THE UNHINGED ARE ACCEPTED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHERE THE ECCENTIRC ARE 294 00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:15,775 ALLOWED. WHERE COCAINE CONSUMPTION IS ENCOURAGED 295 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,644 [ LAUGHTER ] JIMMY, THAT IS WHY NEXT SUMMER, I, HASAN MINHAJ, WILL BE TAKING 296 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:24,951 MY TALENTS TO "THE PRICE IS RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 297 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:30,757 I'M GOING ON "THE PRICE IS RIGHT! >> Jimmy: "THE KING'S JESTER" 298 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:34,260 IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. BASHIR SALAHUDDIN AND DIALLO RIDDLE JOIN US AFTER THE 299 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,096 BREAK. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 300 00:21:36,096 --> 00:22:03,556 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 301 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:06,292 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE VERY TALENTED ACTORS AND WRITERS WHO CREATED AND STAR IN 302 00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:08,128 THE HIGHLY ACCLAIMED SHOW, "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE," WHICH AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 10:30 P.M. 303 00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:16,236 ON IFC, AND IS AVAILABLE ON AMC PLUS EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, 304 00:22:16,236 --> 00:22:18,938 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, BASHIR SALAHUDDIN AND DIALLO RIDDLE. 305 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:25,178 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 306 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:50,003 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 307 00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:54,107 >> Jimmy: OH, BASHIR, DIALLO >> WHAT'S UP >> Jimmy: IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO 308 00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:57,544 SEE YOU GUYS CONGRATULATIONS, BY THE WAY. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "SHERMAN'S 309 00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,613 SHOWCASE." IT IS SO FUNNY AND SO AWESOME. WE TALKED ABOUT THIS WHEN YOU 310 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:06,186 WERE ON THE SHOW ONCE BEFORE YOU GUYS WERE ONCE WRITERS FOR OUR SHOW, FOR ME AT "LATE 311 00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:09,556 NIGHT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU WROTE SOME OF 312 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:12,058 THE BEST BITS THAT WE'VE EVER DONE ON OUR SHOW SO, THANK YOU FOR THOSE BITS 313 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:15,929 AND I MEAN, "HISTORY HIP-HOP." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY WERE ENDLESS. 314 00:23:15,929 --> 00:23:18,064 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND IT'S COOL TO SEE -- IT'S COOL TO SEE YOU 315 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:23,903 GUYS GET YOUR OWN SHOW AND CRUSH IT, BY THE WAY 100% FRESH ON ROTTEN TOMATOES. 316 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:28,742 NOT TOO SHABBY, BUD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE REVIEWS FOR SEASON TWO -- 317 00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:30,877 LET ME JUST READ A COUPLE OF THESE. AND YEAH, YEAH 318 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,413 "DAILY BEAST" SAYS "TV'S COOLEST VARIETY SHOW MAKES ITS TRIUMPHANT RETURN. 319 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:37,884 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE. NEW YORK TIMES SAYS, "THIS 320 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:40,954 MUSICAL COMEDY TRIBUTE TO BLACK CULTURE HAS RETURNED AS JOYFULLY ABSURD AS EVER. 321 00:23:40,954 --> 00:23:50,897 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S GOT TO FEEL -- THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD 322 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:53,299 I MEAN, YOU PUT SO MUCH WORK INTO IT. BUT BASHIR, YOU WERE TELLING ME 323 00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:54,934 BACKSTAGE THAT IT CAME FROM A SKETCH THAT WE DID ON OUR SHOW 324 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,538 >> YOU KNOW, JIMMY, IT'S IMPORTANT ALWAYS TO GIVE YOU CREDIT 325 00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:00,940 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S A CONDITION OF 326 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,910 APPEARING ON THIS SHOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 327 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,413 I MAKE EVERYONE GIVE ME CREDIT FOR THEIR CAREER >> NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, MAN. 328 00:24:06,413 --> 00:24:08,481 I MEAN, YOU LET US HAVE SO MUCH FUN WHEN WE WORKED WITH YOU. YOU LET US DO OUR THING. 329 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:10,417 AND ONE OF THE SKETCHES WE DID, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE LOVE MUSIC, WAS JACKIE NEPTUNE AND THE 330 00:24:10,417 --> 00:24:14,954 PLANETARIUMS, WHICH IS A -- >> Jimmy: OH, I REMEMBER THAT. >> THAT'S RIGHT. 331 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:18,224 IT WAS A SOLAR BODY-OBSESSED R&B GROUP THAT SANG "SOUL. AND AT THE END OF EVERY SONG, 332 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:21,394 THEY WOULD BE LIKE - * PLANETARIUMS * >> Jimmy: YES, YES 333 00:24:21,394 --> 00:24:24,230 [ LAUGHTER ] JACKIE NEPTUNE >> BUT THE SCIENCE CHECKED OUT 334 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,733 LIKE, WE ALWAYS MADE SURE THAT ALL THE SCIENCE INVOLVED IN THE -- 335 00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:28,835 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU DID YOUR RESEARCH >> OH, YEAH. 336 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,670 ABSOLUTELY I MEAN, AS MUCH RESEARCH AS YOU CAN GET OFF WIKIPEDIA. 337 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,205 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SURE. >> BUT IT WAS -- 338 00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:34,941 [ LAUGHTER ] >> IN A HURRIED AFTERNOON BEFORE THE SKETCH AIRS 339 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:36,476 >> YES >> Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO OF, ACTUALLY - 340 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:39,212 >> LET'S GO. >> Jimmy: -- YOU GUYS PERFORMING JACKIE -- 341 00:24:39,212 --> 00:24:40,847 >> THERE'S A PHOTO >> Jimmy: YEAH, JACKIE NEPTUNE AND THE PLANETARIUMS 342 00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:42,716 HERE >> OH, MAN >> YEAH. 343 00:24:42,716 --> 00:24:50,423 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOK AT THAT >> I REMEMBER I WANTED MY GUY 344 00:24:50,423 --> 00:24:52,225 TO HAVE -- I WANTED HIM TO BE A REDHEAD. I WANTED HIM TO BE, LIKE, 345 00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:54,561 A BLACK GUY WITH RED HAIR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK KIRK IS OVER 346 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:56,262 THERE ON THE - >> IS THIS KIRK. >> Jimmy: KIRK 347 00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:58,331 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> TARIQ'S HAIR IS THE BEST. 348 00:24:58,331 --> 00:25:00,867 >> Jimmy: TARIQ. >> RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE [ LAUGHTER ] 349 00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:02,702 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE, RIGHT THERE. >> SO SMOOTH 350 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:04,237 >> Jimmy: SO, YOU FINISHED THAT AND AFTER THIS SKETCH, YOU SAID 351 00:25:04,237 --> 00:25:05,505 TO DIALLO, YOU'RE LIKE, "HEY" -- >> YEAH, WE WERE TALKING, 352 00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:07,307 LITERALLY, RIGHT IN THIS HALLWAY. AND THEN -- YEAH, WE WERE JUST 353 00:25:07,307 --> 00:25:08,942 TALKING ABOUT HOW -- >> I MEAN, LIKE, WE WERE SITTING OUT IN THE HALLWAY, I 354 00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:10,710 WAS LIKE, "BASHIR, HONESTLY, LIKE, WE HAVE TO FIND OUT -- WE HAVE TO FIND OUR WAY TO DO A 355 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:14,180 A SHOW WHERE IT'S JUST THIS. >> YEAH. >> "WHERE IT'S JUST US IN WIGS, 356 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:16,483 AND WHERE WE WRITE ORIGINAL SONGS. >> YEP 357 00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:20,754 >> "AND JUST HAVE SO MUCH FUN. AND, HONESTLY, ME AND HIM, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOREVER 358 00:25:20,754 --> 00:25:24,124 SO, THERE WERE SOME SONG IDEAS THAT WE HAD THAT WERE NOT QUITE APPROPRIATE FOR NBC. 359 00:25:24,124 --> 00:25:28,828 >> YEAH. A LITTLE DARK. [ LAUGHTER ] 360 00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:31,464 >> WE DIDN'T WANT TO PUT YOU IN THAT POSITION. >> YEAH. 361 00:25:31,464 --> 00:25:32,932 >> Jimmy: AND I APPRECIATE THAT THANK YOU FOR LOOKING OUT FOR 362 00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:34,834 ME BUT HOW DID YOU PITCH IT TO IFC? 363 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:36,936 >> OH, IT WAS -- MAN, HONESTLY, IT WAS THE EASIEST PITCH WE'VE EVER HAD, I THINK, EVER. 364 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:39,673 WE -- WE WENT INTO THE PLACE WHERE WE ENDED UP MAKING THE SHOW 365 00:25:39,673 --> 00:25:41,374 AND WE TOLD THEM, YOU KNOW, WHAT "30 ROCK" IS TO "SNL," THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE THE 366 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:46,446 "SOUL TRAIN. >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> AND THEY WERE LIKE -- WE 367 00:25:46,446 --> 00:25:49,282 GOT, LIKE, 30 SECONDS IN THEY'RE LIKE, "WE'RE MAKING THE SHOW." 368 00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:51,685 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> "NOW TELL US HOW TO" -- YEAH, YEAH 369 00:25:51,685 --> 00:25:54,654 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN EVERY TIME >> Jimmy: THE PREMISE -- THE 370 00:25:54,654 --> 00:26:01,294 PREMISE IS SHERMAN HAS HIS OWN VARIETY SHOW >> THAT'S RIGHT. 371 00:26:01,294 --> 00:26:04,464 SATURDAY MORNINGS. >> Jimmy: SATURDAY MORNINGS. >> RIGHT AFTER "JABBERJAW. 372 00:26:04,464 --> 00:26:08,635 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S "JABBERJAWS," AND THEN "SHERMAN." 373 00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:10,437 >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU MADE SHERMAN -- YOU SAID HE'S KIND OF A LITTLE BIT BASED ON, LIKE, 374 00:26:10,437 --> 00:26:12,138 KRUSTY THE CLOWN >> YEAH, HE'S BASED ON KRUSTY THE CLOWN. 375 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:16,943 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, I LOVE KRUSTY. HE'S THE ULTIMATE SHOWMAN. 376 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:20,280 LIKE KRUSTY, SHERMAN HAS NO ALLEGIANCES. HE LITERALLY WILL STAB ANYBODY 377 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:25,418 IN THE BACK IF IT HELPS HIM FOR ONE SECOND >> HE STABBED MY CHARACTER IN 378 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:28,088 THE BACK >> MANY TIMES. HE LITERALLY WAS LIKE, "YOU GOT 379 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:29,622 TO GO. YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH 380 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:32,325 HE ACTUALLY HAS. DIALLO, IS THIS TRUE I HEARD THAT YOU JUST SOMETIMES 381 00:26:32,325 --> 00:26:35,195 CAST PEOPLE, LIKE, ON THE STREET >> YES, HE DOES. 382 00:26:35,195 --> 00:26:37,697 >> YES, I DO >> Jimmy: WHO? >> OKAY. 383 00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:41,968 SO, ON OUR SHOW, WE HAVE A A SECURITY GUARD HIS NAME IS REYNARD. 384 00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:43,837 AND THERE'S JUST ONE DAY THAT I WAS IN VEGAS, AND IT'S HIS TYPICAL -- YOU KNOW, IT'S 385 00:26:43,837 --> 00:26:50,176 A SUNDAY MORNING, AND YOU KNOW, MIGHT BE A LITTLE HUNGOVER KIDS, TURN THIS OFF. 386 00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:52,145 >> MAYBE HAD ONE OR TWO COCKTAILS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ONE OR TWO 387 00:26:52,145 --> 00:26:53,880 >> MAYBE, MAYBE. THE NIGHT BEFORE - >> Jimmy: IT'S LAS VEGAS 388 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:59,352 >> I NEEDED FRIED FOOD SO, I WENT TO -- SO, I WENT TO -- THIS SHOWS YOU THE 389 00:26:59,352 --> 00:27:01,221 CONDITION I WAS IN I WENT TO THE WALMART STOOPER -- SUPERSTORE. 390 00:27:01,221 --> 00:27:03,023 >> YEAH. >> BY THE WAY, I PROBABLY CALLED IT THE "STOOPER STORE" 391 00:27:03,023 --> 00:27:05,358 AT THE TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WENT TO THE WALMART 392 00:27:05,358 --> 00:27:07,427 SUPERSTORE YOU KIND OF HAVE TO GO OFF THE STRIP TO FIND THIS WALMART 393 00:27:07,427 --> 00:27:10,830 AND THE GUY -- >> Jimmy: IN VEGAS >> IN VEGAS. 394 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,732 >> Jimmy: YOU WENT TO A WALMART? >> I JUST -- LOOK, THEY HAVE A 395 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:15,035 A PARTICULAR TYPE OF CHICKEN THAT'S FANTASTIC [ LAUGHTER ] 396 00:27:15,035 --> 00:27:17,203 >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER HEARD THIS >> WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO 397 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:19,339 BE ABOUT THE CHICKEN FOR YOU >> I DON'T KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 398 00:27:19,339 --> 00:27:22,742 >> I HAVE A PROBLEM. >> NOT OKAY. >> BUT I WALKED UP TO THE 399 00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:25,679 COUNTER WHERE YOU ORDER THE FOOD, AND THIS - THIS OLD BLACK GUY CAME UP 400 00:27:25,679 --> 00:27:29,616 THERE, AND HE HAD ME CRACKING UP LIKE, YOU KNOW HOW, LIKE, 401 00:27:29,616 --> 00:27:33,053 SOMETIMES, LIKE, YOU'RE STRUGGLING, BUT THEN SOMEBODY JUST COMES ALONG AND THEY'RE 402 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:34,688 JUST CRACKING YOU UP >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WAS STANDING THERE, 403 00:27:34,688 --> 00:27:37,490 AND ALL I WANTED WAS CHICKEN, BUT I WAS CRYING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 404 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,693 I WAS -- I WAS CRYING. I WAS DEAD I WAS DYING. 405 00:27:39,693 --> 00:27:42,962 AND I WAS LIKE, "MY MAN, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? AND HE WAS LIKE, "REYNARD. 406 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:45,832 AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU ARE SO FUNNY. ONE OF THESE DAYS, IF I CAN 407 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:48,201 EVER FIND A PART FOR YOU -- I WAS LIKE, "DO YOU ACT? AND HE WAS LIKE, "NOT REALLY." 408 00:27:48,201 --> 00:27:50,603 I WAS LIKE, "DOESN'T MATTER. I WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE A FUNNY PERSON." 409 00:27:50,603 --> 00:27:51,938 >> YEAH. >> WE DID THIS ON SOUTH SIDE TOO. 410 00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:54,107 >> YEAH. >> IF WE FIND SOMEBODY WHO'S JUST FUNNY -- 411 00:27:54,107 --> 00:27:59,145 >> WE JUST PUT THEM ON THE SHOW >> WE'RE JUST LIKE -- WE'LL PUT 412 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:01,881 THEM ON THE SHOW AND SO, NOW, TWO SEASONS LATER, REYNARD THE SECURITY GUARD - 413 00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:04,017 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- IS SHERMAN'S SECURITY GUARD. 414 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:05,919 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 415 00:28:05,919 --> 00:28:07,887 IT IS SO FUNNY DON'T STOP CRUSHING. KEEP CRUSHING. 416 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:10,223 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE ARE BASHIR SALAHUDDIN AND DIALLO RIDDLE IN THE NEW SEASON 417 00:28:10,223 --> 00:28:12,325 DIALLO RIDDLE IN THE NEW SEASON OF "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 418 00:28:13,393 --> 00:28:14,894 >> ATTENTION PASSENGERS, WE 419 00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:24,037 HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THE SHIP HAND OVER SHERMAN McDANIELS AND NO ONE HAS TO DIE. 420 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:30,510 VIOLENTLY, THAT IS ALSO, THIS IS NGASI SPEAKING I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING 421 00:28:30,510 --> 00:28:35,749 I DIED IN THE BLACK HISTORY MONTH SPECIAL, BUT I SURVIVED AND I'M BACK 422 00:28:35,749 --> 00:28:37,417 >> WELL, FOLKS, IF REYNARD IS NOT SUCCESSFUL WITH HIS CROWBAR, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE 423 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:40,887 ALL GOING TO DIE SO, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR, I 424 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:44,290 APOLOGIZE. FOR THE REST, I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL 425 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:47,127 DUTCH? >> LET ME GO NEGOTIATE WITH HIM. 426 00:28:47,127 --> 00:28:49,429 YOU STAY HERE AND KEEP THE SHOW GOING. >> DUTCH, NO 427 00:28:49,429 --> 00:28:52,465 IT COULD BE DANGEROUS. >> SURE, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU -- 428 00:28:52,465 --> 00:28:54,668 >> YOU'RE WASTING TIME, BRO. YOU'RE WASTING TIME. DON'T DO THAT. 429 00:28:54,668 --> 00:28:57,637 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BASHIR SALAHUDDIN, 430 00:28:57,637 --> 00:29:03,209 DIALLO RIDDLE, EVERYBODY SEASON TWO OF "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE" AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 431 00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:08,114 10:30 P.M ON IFC AND IS AVAILABLE ON AMC PLUS. MORE WITH BASHIR AND DIALLO 432 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:10,183 WHEN WE COME BACK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 433 00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:33,106 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE ARE HERE WITH 434 00:29:33,106 --> 00:29:34,641 BASHIR SALAHUDDIN, DIALLO RIDDLE, WHO CREATED AND STAR IN ONE OF MY FAVORITE 435 00:29:34,641 --> 00:29:43,216 SHOWS, "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE." YOU -- IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. 436 00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:46,286 IT'S SO GOOD THERE'S SO MUCH AMAZING COMEDY SO MANY AMAZING MUSICAL 437 00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:48,054 PERFORMANCES >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE -- YOU KNOW MY 438 00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:49,789 FAVORITE ONE >> TALK TO US. >> TALK TO US. 439 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:51,858 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THE EPAULET SONG >> COME ON NOW 440 00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:54,260 >> Jimmy: "THE EPAULETS. >> THE WORLD NEEDED A SONG ABOUT SHOULDER FABRIC. 441 00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:56,229 >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 442 00:29:56,229 --> 00:29:58,331 >> ABSOLUTELY. YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD BRING UP THAT SONG BECAUSE, 443 00:29:58,331 --> 00:30:04,104 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ON A PAIR OF HONORARY EPAULETS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 444 00:30:04,104 --> 00:30:07,607 >> Jimmy: THAT IS MY FAVE. >> COME ON, NOW. >> Jimmy: REALLY 445 00:30:07,607 --> 00:30:10,477 WHAT THAT HEAVY >> IT'S HAND-STITCHED. 446 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,779 >> I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT THEM. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> FOR THOSE OF YOU AT HOME, 447 00:30:12,779 --> 00:30:14,514 THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO PUT THOSE EPAULETS ON. WE KNOW YOU'VE GOT THEM. 448 00:30:14,514 --> 00:30:17,183 [ LAUGHTER ] WE KNOW YOU'VE GOT THEM. >> Jimmy: IF YOU'RE PLAYING AT 449 00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:18,985 HOME -- >> IF YOU'RE PLANNING A COUP -- 450 00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:21,521 >> Jimmy: YEAH OH, WOW. [ CHEERS ] 451 00:30:21,521 --> 00:30:23,256 IT JUST MAKES EVERYTHING LOOK GOOD >> OH, MY GOD. 452 00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:25,225 >> Jimmy: IT JUST LOOKS RIGHT. >> I LOOK LIKE -- I LOOK LIKE GENERALS 453 00:30:25,225 --> 00:30:29,929 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WE HAVE A PROBLEM IF ALL THREE OF US ARE GENERALS 454 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:34,968 >> I'M LIKE A STRIPPER GENERAL I'M READY TO FIGHT A WAR AND, MAYBE, LOSE SOME CLOTHES 455 00:30:34,968 --> 00:30:37,037 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW WHAT 456 00:30:37,037 --> 00:30:39,439 I'VE GOT TO SAY -- YOU BETTER STOP YOU BETTER STOP. 457 00:30:39,439 --> 00:30:43,977 YOU GOT TO STOP. >> GIVE ME ANOTHER SHIMMY. >> WELL, YOU KNOW, JIMMY, NOW 458 00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:47,313 THAT WE'RE ROCKING THE OLD EPPS, YOU KNOW WHAT WE'VE GOT TO DO. 459 00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:50,817 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 460 00:30:50,817 --> 00:30:54,087 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU SAYING WE'VE GOT 461 00:30:54,087 --> 00:30:58,458 TO DO A "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE" MUSICAL MEDLEY >> YES 462 00:30:58,458 --> 00:31:02,395 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH 463 00:31:02,395 --> 00:31:05,265 >> AND TARIQ, WOULD YOU HELP US OUT? >> Tariq: WHAT WOULD -- WHAT 464 00:31:05,265 --> 00:31:12,105 WOULD I WEAR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 465 00:31:12,105 --> 00:31:14,507 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE'RE GOING TO DO A SONG FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. 466 00:31:14,507 --> 00:31:16,676 [ CHEERS ] ABOUT A PART OF YOUR CLOTHES, BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S 467 00:31:16,676 --> 00:31:20,747 OVERLOOKED WHOO * EP EP EP EP EP EP EP EP 468 00:31:20,747 --> 00:31:38,098 EP EP EP EP EP EP EP E EPAU-LETS FALL IN LOVE LET'S FALL IN LOVE BABY OH * 469 00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:44,371 >> I'M TALKING ABOUT EPAULETS, Y'ALL SEE. * THEY'LL HOLD SOME GLOVE 470 00:31:44,371 --> 00:31:51,578 WHOO SPIN AROUND FOR ME OR A SANDWICH YOU'LL LOVE * 471 00:31:51,578 --> 00:31:54,981 * THEY'RE USUALLY WORN BY CADETS DETS DETS DETS DET 472 00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:58,018 DETS DETS DETS * * CADETS DETS DETS DETS DETS DETS 473 00:31:58,018 --> 00:32:02,522 DETS DETS DETS DET THEY'RE MINE * >> UH-OH 474 00:32:02,522 --> 00:32:06,659 >> Tariq: LET'S GO * WHEN THE TV GUIDE SAY "POINT BREAK'S" ON 475 00:32:06,659 --> 00:32:10,163 BUT THEN YOU TURN TO I AND IT'S THE ONE FROM 2015 * * I NEED MY SWAYZ 476 00:32:10,163 --> 00:32:13,233 THAT AIN'T RIGHT THAT AIN'T RIGHT THAT AIN'T RIGHT * 477 00:32:13,233 --> 00:32:16,269 * THAT AIN'T RIGH THAT AIN'T RIGHT THAT AIN'T RIGHT 478 00:32:16,269 --> 00:32:19,673 THAT AIN'T RIGHT * * THAT AIN'T RIGHT * >> WHOO! 479 00:32:19,673 --> 00:32:30,717 * * I DON'T KNO IF YOU'VE HEAR 480 00:32:30,717 --> 00:32:36,189 BUT I'M A BLACK NERD * [ LAUGHTER ] * I'VE GOT PLENTY 481 00:32:36,189 --> 00:32:49,202 OF INTERES AND I'M ON PINTEREST * * 482 00:32:49,202 --> 00:32:52,806 * WE DROVE ON DOWN * * WE DROVE ON DOW AND WE PAID THE MA 483 00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:59,145 TO RENT A BOAT AND GET OFF OF THE LAND * * LAST THING HE SAI 484 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:05,151 AS WE LEFT THE DOCKS TAKE MY ADVICE AND DON'T GO PAST THOSE ROCKS * 485 00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:09,856 >> Jimmy: SEGUE. * LET'S SPEND THE DAY * >> WHOO! 486 00:33:09,856 --> 00:33:11,825 >> LET'S GET IT. LET'S GO * IN MARINA DEL REY 487 00:33:11,825 --> 00:33:15,962 MARINA DEL REY I WANNA PLAY I WANNA PLAY * 488 00:33:15,962 --> 00:33:20,333 * IN MARINA DEL REY WANNA PLAY I MARINA DEL REY 489 00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:29,743 YEAH YEAH * * * 490 00:33:29,743 --> 00:33:36,416 * VICKI OH VICK VICKI IS THE WATER WARM ENOUG 491 00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:40,120 IS IT COLD * * IS IT COL TELL ME BECAUS 492 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:44,157 I WANNA KNOW VICKI IS THE WATER * * WARM ENOUGH 493 00:33:44,157 --> 00:33:47,093 TELL M I STUCK IN MY TO IN MY TOE * 494 00:33:47,093 --> 00:33:50,964 * NO TOO COLD TOO COLD IT'S TOO COL 495 00:33:50,964 --> 00:33:52,899 VICKI IS THE WATER * * WARM ENOUGH YEAH 496 00:33:52,899 --> 00:33:57,404 YEAH VICKI * >> IT'S TIME TO GET FUNKY. 497 00:33:57,404 --> 00:34:03,510 [ CHEERS ] * A IS FOR APPL B IS FOR BAL 498 00:34:03,510 --> 00:34:06,246 C IS FOR COOL CA AND D IS DAT DOG * * E IS FOR EVERYBOD 499 00:34:06,246 --> 00:34:09,416 AND F AIN'T FOR FIGHTING OR FUSSING * 500 00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:13,687 * GNAW IT'S FOR FUNKIN HA HEY HEY HE 501 00:34:13,687 --> 00:34:20,794 F IS FOR FUNKIN Y'ALL * * LAY DOWN AN YOU'LL SEE HOW 502 00:34:20,794 --> 00:34:25,598 I'M GOING TO FUNK YOU NOW * >> NOW, EVERYBODY SING ALONG WITH US. 503 00:34:25,598 --> 00:34:31,838 SING ALONG * IT SMELLS LIK Y'ALL BEEN FUNKI 504 00:34:31,838 --> 00:34:36,843 IT SMELLS LIKE Y'ALL BEEN FUNKIN * * IT SMELLS LIK 505 00:34:36,843 --> 00:34:41,081 Y'ALL BEEN FUNKI BABY BUTT UP BABY BUTT UP * 506 00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:45,385 * IT SMELLS LIK Y'ALL BEEN FUNKI IT SMELLS LIKE 507 00:34:45,385 --> 00:34:53,259 Y'ALL BEEN FUNKIN * * IT SMELLS LIK Y'ALL BEEN FUNKI 508 00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:58,298 IT SMELLS LIKE Y'ALL BEEN FUNKIN * * IT SMELLS LIK 509 00:34:58,298 --> 00:35:04,938 Y'ALL BEEN FUNKI IT SMELLS LIKE Y'ALL BEEN FUNKIN * 510 00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:07,474 >> Jimmy: GIVE IT UP FOR BASHIR SALAHUDDIN AND DIALLO RIDDLE, TARIQ TROTTER 511 00:35:07,474 --> 00:35:10,643 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEASON TWO OF "SHERMAN'S SHOWCASE" AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 512 00:35:10,643 --> 00:35:15,782 10:30 P.M. ON IFC AND IT'S AVAILABLE ON AMC PLUS. MUSIC FROM PARAMORE AFTER THE 513 00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:18,385 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 514 00:35:18,385 --> 00:35:41,441 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THE TITLE TRACK TO THEIR UPCOMING NEW 515 00:35:41,441 --> 00:35:48,181 ALBUM "THIS IS WHY," GIVE IT UP FOR PARAMORE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 516 00:35:48,715 --> 00:36:14,040 * * 517 00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:27,220 MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHOVE I 518 00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:37,163 OR MAYBE YOU COULD SCREA IT MIGHT BE BEST TO KEEP * * IT TO YOURSEL 519 00:36:37,163 --> 00:36:47,107 TO YOURSEL THIS IS WHY I DON' LEAVE THE HOUSE * 520 00:36:47,107 --> 00:36:58,918 * YOU SAY THE COAST IS CLEA BUT YOU WON'T CATCH ME OUT OH, WHY, THIS IS WHY * 521 00:36:58,918 --> 00:37:06,359 * BETTER HAVE CONVICTIO CAUSE WE WAN CRIMES OF PASSION * 522 00:37:06,359 --> 00:37:13,566 * SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST YOU'RE EITHER WITH U OR YOU CAN KEEP IT * 523 00:37:13,566 --> 00:37:22,876 * TO YOURSELF TO YOURSEL TO YOURSELF * 524 00:37:22,876 --> 00:37:30,316 * TO YOURSELF YOURSELF, YOURSELF YOURSELF TO YOURSELF * 525 00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:35,655 * THIS IS WHY I DON'T LEAVE THE HOUS YOU SAY THE COAST IS CLEAR 526 00:37:35,655 --> 00:37:47,567 BUT YOU WON'T CATCH ME OUT * * OH, WHY, THIS IS WH THIS IS WHY I DON' 527 00:37:47,567 --> 00:37:53,206 LEAVE THE HOUS YOU SAY THE COAST IS CLEAR * * BUT YOU WON'T CATCH ME OU 528 00:37:53,206 --> 00:38:15,829 OH, WHY, THIS IS WHY ONE STEP BEYOND YOUR DOOR * * IT MIGHT AS WELL HAVE 529 00:38:15,829 --> 00:38:23,570 BEEN A FREE FALL ONE STEP BEYOND YOUR DOOR * * FALLING DOWN AN ENDLESS 530 00:38:23,570 --> 00:38:35,048 HALL ONE STEP BEYOND YOU DOOR, MIGHT AS WELL HAVE * * BEEN A FREE FAL 531 00:38:35,048 --> 00:38:42,489 ONE STEP BEYOND YOUR DOO AND I'M FLOATING * * LIKE A CANNONBALL 532 00:38:42,489 --> 00:38:48,161 THIS IS WHY I DON' LEAVE THE HOUSE * * YOU SAY THE COAST IS CLEA 533 00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:58,571 BUT YOU WON'T CATCH ME OUT OH, WHY, THIS IS WHY * * THIS IS WHY I DON'T 534 00:38:58,571 --> 00:39:03,576 LEAVE THE HOUS YOU SAY THE COAST IS CLEAR * * BUT OH NO, YOU WON' 535 00:39:03,576 --> 00:39:13,319 CATCH ME OUT OH, WHY, THIS IS WHY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 536 00:39:13,319 --> 00:39:22,729 >> Jimmy: OH, OH, OH, OH, MY GOODNESS YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE 537 00:39:22,729 --> 00:39:27,634 PARAMORE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! 538 00:39:27,634 --> 00:39:30,370 WOOOH! THEIR ARENA TOUR GOES ON SALE NEXT FRIDAY. 539 00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:32,772 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY. OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 540 00:39:32,772 --> 00:39:52,325 * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO HASAN MINHAJ, 541 00:39:52,325 --> 00:39:57,697 BASHIR SALAHUDDIN, DIALLO RIDDLE. PARAMORE 542 00:39:57,697 --> 00:40:02,836 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ARENA TOUR AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, 543 00:40:02,836 --> 00:40:06,639 FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 544 00:40:06,639 --> 00:40:10,577 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 545 00:40:10,577 --> 00:40:12,679 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *