1 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:16,850 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,385 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:24,391 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MARIAH CAREY 4 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:27,894 MARCUS MUMFORD MUSICAL GUEST, MARCUS MUMFORD AND MONICA MARTIN. 5 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:34,334 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1740 6 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:36,503 Questlove: 1740 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,906 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:39,906 --> 00:01:01,094 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 9 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:04,597 Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 10 00:01:04,597 --> 00:01:06,132 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 11 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:13,473 WELCOME. WELCOME. AH, I LOVE YOU 12 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:15,208 WELCOME. HEY, ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME 13 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:17,944 EVERYONE TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. WE ARE HERE, TONIGHT YOU GUYS, I'M VERY EXCITED 14 00:01:17,944 --> 00:01:22,115 ABOUT THIS THE ONE AND ONLY MARIAH CAREY IS MY GUEST HERE, TONIGHT. 15 00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:24,451 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE KICKING OFF THE HOLIDAY 16 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:29,856 SEASON ON A VERY HIGH NOTE THAT'S RIGHT BY THE WAY, YOU DON'T JUST 17 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:35,395 INVITE MARIAH. YOU HAVE TO SAY, "CHRISTMAS," THREE TIMES AND SHE SUDDENLY 18 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:41,668 APPEARS. YEAH, MARIAH HAS BEEN DUBBED THE QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS, WHICH 19 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:42,502 THE QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS, WHICH EXPLAINS WHY MRS. CLAUS JUST TWEETED THIS 20 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:47,474 [ LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:57,484 AND THIS IS FUN. MARIAH JUST RELEASED HER NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK, "THE CHRISTMAS 22 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:58,618 PRINCESS." YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 23 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:01,254 I'M HAPPY FOR HER, BUT IT STUNG WHEN MY KIDS WERE LIKE, "NOW, THAT'S A CHILDREN'S BOOK." 24 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:06,159 "SAY DA, DA. SAY DA DA. YEAH 25 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:10,630 WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE A FUN WEEKEND HERE IN NEW YORK CITY. BECAUSE THIS SUNDAY IS THE 26 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:16,970 NEW YORK CITY MARATHON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S THIS WEEKEND. 27 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,272 IS ANYONE HERE RUNNING THE MARATHON YEAH 28 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:21,341 [ APPLAUSE ] I'M SURE THAT WON'T BE THE LAST TIME WE HEAR YOU'RE RUNNING THE 29 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:26,079 MARATHON [ LAUGHTER ] GOOD LUCK FOR YOU, BY THE WAY. 30 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,914 A LITTLE TRIVIA, I HEARD THE FASTEST MARATHON RUNNERS CAN HIT A TOP SPEED OF ALMOST 31 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:32,719 13 MILES-PER-HOUR. THEN EVERYONE WHO DRIVES A KIA SPORTAGE WERE LIKE, "BIG DEAL, 32 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:36,723 SO CAN WE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, PEOPLE FROM ALL 33 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:41,561 OVER THE WORLD ARE COMPETING IN THIS MARATHON AND IT'S VERY INTERESTING, THE CITY IS ADDING 34 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:43,530 NEW OBSTACLES ALONG THE ROUTE TO GIVE THE FULL NEW YORK EXPERIENCE 35 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:55,141 I'HOW ATATWHWHWH I MEAEAN. IN TIMES SQUARE, A GROUP OF SWEDISH TOURISTS WILL STOP THE 36 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:57,410 RUNNERS TO ASK WHERE TIMES SQUARE IS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 37 00:02:57,410 --> 00:03:06,386 YEAH DOWN IN STATEN ISLAND, A GUY NAMED SKEEZY GUS WILL CHALLENGE 38 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:10,090 RUNNERS TO A KNIFE FIGHT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OVER IN WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK, 39 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:11,725 RUNNERS WILL BE HANDLED BY TIKTOKERS WITH MICROPHONES ASKING, "WHAT SONG ARE YOU 40 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:20,266 LISTENING TO?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AT THIS POINT, RUNNERS ARE 41 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:22,135 HANDED TINY CUPS OF LUKEWARM HOT DOG WATER AS THEY GO UP NEAR CENTRAL PARK, RUNNERS WILL 42 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:34,381 HAVE TO DODGE A FULL-BLOWN PIGEON BRAWL [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 43 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:40,720 RIGHT OVER HERE, THE WORLD'S SADDEST LOOKING ELMO WILL TRY TO SELL RUNNERS A FAKE POST 44 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,323 BAG. [ APPLAUSE ] ALSO AT THIS POINT, RUNNERS 45 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:49,095 HAVE TO CHASE DOWN A RAT DRAGGING A JUMBO PRETZEL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 46 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:52,399 AND FINALLY, ONCE THEY FINISH THE RACE, RUNNERS WILL PAY FOR A $200 UBER TO LaGUARDIA 47 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:59,105 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU GO THE RUNNERS WILL 48 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:04,844 GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE RUNNING THE MARATHON MEANWHILE, EARLY ON SUNDAY 49 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:07,280 MORNING, DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME ENDS SO, YOU'LL GAIN AN HOUR. 50 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:12,318 THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT 51 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:14,220 AT 2:00 A.M., ALL THE CLOCKS TURN BACK AN HOUR WHILE EVERY BARTENDER LETS OUT AN AUDIBLE, 52 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:21,928 "SIGH. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WITH MIDTERMS JUST A FEW DAYS 53 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,563 AWAY, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP IS GOING ON A FINAL CAMPAIGN BLITZ. 54 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:26,399 AT A RALLY LAST NIGHT IN IOWA, TRUMP HINTED HE WAS GOING TO RUN AGAIN IN 2024, BUT HE DID 55 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:27,901 RUN AGAIN IN 2024, BUT HE DID IT IN A PRETTY ODD WAY WATCH THIS 56 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:32,405 PROBABLY DO IT AGAIN, OKAY 57 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:40,847 VERY, VERY, VERY PROBABLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE VERY, VERY, VERY PROBABLY. 58 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:45,518 Jimmy: "IT'S LIKE MY FAVORITE BOOK 'THE VERY, VERY, VERY PROBABLY HUNGRY 59 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:52,959 CATERPILLAR.' [ LAUGHTER ] "VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, PROBABLY." 60 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,627 IT'S ALSO HOW TRUMP RECITED HIS WEDDING VOWELS THAT'S HOW TRUMP RECITED HIS 61 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,896 WEDDING VOWS "I VERY, VERY, VERY PROBABLY DO." 62 00:04:56,896 --> 00:05:03,803 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE NEWS ON THE MIDTERMS OPRAH, WHO LAUNCHED DR. OZ'S 63 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:10,777 CAREER, JUST ENDORSED HIS OPPONENT, JOHN FETTERMAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 64 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:13,613 APPARENTLY, THIS YEAR ONE OF OPRAH'S FAVORITE THINGS IS BETRAYAL 65 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:20,086 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, OPRAH ENDORSED FETTERMAN, WHICH EXPLAINS WHY DR. OZ JUST 66 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:21,588 WHICH EXPLAINS WHY DR. OZ JUST TWEETED THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:25,658 FETTERMAN, DURING LAST NIGHT'S 68 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,828 WORLD SERIES GAME, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED THIS. ADS FOR THE TWO CANDIDATES 69 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,431 AIRED BACK-TO-BACK AND THE TIMING WAS PRETTY GREAT. 70 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:34,367 AND THE TIMING WAS PRETTY GREAT. CHECK THIS OUT 71 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,303 TOGETHER WE'LL STAND UP TO EXTREMISM ON BOTH SIDES AND 72 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:44,344 BRING BALANCE TO WASHINGTON. I'M DR. OZ I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE 73 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:48,181 OZ IS A PIECE OF [ BLEEP ] IN MY OPINION. [ LAUGHTER ] 74 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:56,923 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: DR. OZ WAS LIKE, "THE PROPER MEDICAL TERM IS PIECE OF 75 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:59,292 STOOL SAMPLE." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 76 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:00,727 TALKING ABOUT THIS JEFF BEZOS IS THINKING ABOUT BUYING THE WASHINGTON 77 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:10,704 COMMANDERS DID YOU SEE THAT YEAH, THIS GUY MIGHT BECOME AN 78 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,572 NFL OWNER. SO WE DECIDED TO ASK SOME NFL PLAYERS IF THEY WANT TO PLAY 79 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:16,042 FOR BEZOS. AND HERE'S WHAT THEY SAID. FIRST, TREVOR LAWRENCE FROM THE 80 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:19,746 JAGUARS SAID, "EH, HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MY KIND OF GUY." AND BRENDEN SCHOOLER FROM THE 81 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:25,218 PATRIOTS SAID, "I DON'T THINK WE'D HAVE MUCH IN COMMON." [ LAUGHTER ] 82 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,287 NEXT, ANDREW VAN GINKEL FROM THE DOLPHINS SAID, "YEAH, FOR WHATEVER REASON, I DON'T THINK 83 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:32,225 SO [ LAUGHTER ] THEN BILLY PRICE FROM THE 84 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:39,966 CARDINALS SAID, "YEAH, JUST FROM LOOKING AT HIM, I KNOW WE'D HIT IT OFF. 85 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:43,069 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT, LANE JOHNSON FROM THE EAGLES SAID, "WORKING WITH 86 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:47,207 BEZOS WOULD BE SMOOTH AND WE'D BOTH SHINE WHERE DO I SIGN? 87 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:49,509 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN BRIAN HOYER FROM THE PATRIOTS SAID, "I SEE MYSELF IN 88 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:52,212 HIM. I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT THE REFLECTION." 89 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:55,415 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, LAS VEGAS RAIDERS OWNER MARK DAVIS SAID, "WELCOME 90 00:06:55,415 --> 00:07:02,622 TO THE NFL, JEFF HERE'S YOUR GIFT." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 91 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:08,228 WELL, GET THIS THE M.T.A. JUST RELEASED A NEW SUBWAY BINGO GAME TO MAKE 92 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:13,333 RIDING THE TRAIN A FUN EXPERIENCE [ LAUGHTER ] 93 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,502 THE M.T.A. SAID, "WELL, IT'S THE LEAST WE COULD DO. AND NEW YORKERS WERE LIKE, 94 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:20,373 "CLEARLY." [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THE BINGO CARD HAS THINGS 95 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,709 LIKE ESCALATOR, WOODEN BENCH, AND BUSINESS MAN GETTING KICKED IN THE FACE BY A BREAK DANCER. 96 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:26,880 IT'S FUN WELL HEY, I SAW THIS FOR THE HOLIDAYS, MILLER LITE IS 97 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,915 RELEASING A PRETTY WILD CONTRAPTION. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 98 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,123 BEER BRAND, MILLER LITE IS RELEASING A CHRISTMAS TREE KEG STAND THIS HOLIDAY SEASON. 99 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:40,760 ITS FULLY FUNCTIONING TREE STAND IS DESIGNED TO FIT AROUND A QUARTER BARREL KEG 100 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:45,231 ITS DESIGN MAKES IT SEEM LIKE BEER IS BEING POURED FROM THE TREE 101 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:54,107 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: * I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE TRASH CHRISTMAS * 102 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,609 [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU THOUGHT THE CHRISTMAS TREE WAS LIT BEFORE -- 103 00:07:56,609 --> 00:08:03,183 KIDS WILL BE LIKE, "I SAW MOMMY DRAGGING SANTA CLAUS TO THE COUCH. 104 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:06,353 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, AS I SAID, MARIAH CAREY IS HERE TONIGHT 105 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:14,194 MARIAH CAREY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ONE AND ONLY 106 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,029 HER HOLIDAY SMASH HIT "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU" IS ONE OF THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS 107 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,530 SONGS OF ALL TIME. AND OF COURSE IT'S ALSO THE HARDEST TO SING WITH THAT HIGH 108 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:28,742 NOTE AT THE END. SO, WE DECIDED TO GO DOWN TO THE PLAZA TODAY TO SEE IF 109 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:31,144 ANYONE, LITERALLY ANYONE, CAN PROPERLY HIT THAT FAMOUS HIGH NOTE 110 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:31,578 PROPERLY HIT THAT FAMOUS HIGH NOTE LET'S WATCH. 111 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:37,817 * BABY ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS * 112 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:44,257 IS YOU. BABY. YOU 113 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:54,968 YOU YOU YOU 114 00:08:54,968 --> 00:09:00,874 BABY. YOU YOU 115 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:15,755 YOU YOU YOU 116 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:17,724 * ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 117 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:24,931 Jimmy: COME ON. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT 118 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:29,302 THERE. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 119 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:29,936 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 120 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,809 * Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT SHOW WE 121 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:41,181 HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT AS I SAID, SHE IS A MUSIC ICON WHO HAS SOLD OVER 200 MILLION 122 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:44,718 ALBUMS WOW. AND SHE HAD 19 NUMBER ONE 123 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:52,492 SINGLES. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 124 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,761 HER NEW BOOK, "THE CHRISTMAS PRINCESS," IS AVAILABLE NOW. MARIAH CAREY IS HERE TONIGHT 125 00:09:54,761 --> 00:10:03,837 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, FIRST SOLO ALUMB "SELF-TITLED" IS AVAILABLE NOW 126 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:13,913 MARCUS MUMFORD IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO MARCUS 127 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,548 AND THEN HE'S GOING TO PERFORM TONIGHT WITH MONICA MARTIN LATER IN THE SHOW. 128 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:18,818 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 129 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:29,195 ALSO, I SHOULD MENTION MY HOLIDAY SINGLE IS RELEASED TODAY ALMOST 130 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:30,964 IT'S CALLED "ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS. Steve: ALMOST 131 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:36,736 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT'S "ALMOST TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS. 132 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,505 ME AND THE GREAT DOLLY PARTON HELPED ME OUT, AND MADE THE SONG ACTUALLY LISTENABLE 133 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,607 IT'S FANTASTIC SHE'S GREAT. AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK 134 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:44,411 YOU TO DOLLY, AND THANK YOU TO EVERYONE OUT THERE FOR GIVING ME SOME LOVE ON THIS 135 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:52,285 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S ALMOST -- IT'S TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS, THIS SONG, BUT 136 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:56,890 IT CAN BE USED TO GET IN THE SPIRIT AND EVERYONE WANTS TO GET IN 137 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,059 THE SPIRIT, EVERYONE WANTS TO GET HAPPY. PLAN FOR THE HOLIDAYS AND 138 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:07,901 THANKSGIVING AND WHATEVER. AND I WAS THINKING, THIS WOULD BE GREAT IF THIS COULD HAPPEN. 139 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,969 I WOULD LOVE THIS SONG TO BE THE ON-HOLD WAITING MUSIC FOR THE BUTTERBALL HOTLINE 140 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:14,474 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, IF ANYONE OUT THERE KNOWS ANYONE AT BUTTERBALL - 141 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:17,510 Steve: LET'S GET THIS DONE. Jimmy: --IT'S BEEN MY DREAM SINCE I WAS A CHILD. 142 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:24,284 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: TO GET YOUR SONG ON THE HOLD MUSIC AT THE 143 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,720 BUTTERBALL HOTLINE Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS A LITTLE CHILD. 144 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:41,668 Steve: HOW OLD? Jimmy: PROBABLY LIKE -- Steve: 29, 30 145 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:50,877 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: 30-YEAR-OLD CHILD, I GO, "I WANT TO BE THE HOLD 146 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,278 MUSIC FOR THE BUTTERBALL HOTLINE. Steve: RIGHT. 147 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:56,449 Jimmy: CAUSE EVERYONE IS CALLING. THEY WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE 148 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,752 THEIR FOOD ANY TIPS YOU WANT, YOU CALL THE BUTTERBALL HOTLINE 149 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,154 I WAS -- A KID CAN DREAM [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: WHAT 150 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,323 THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS. Jimmy: I WAS THAT LITTLE -- 151 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,291 I WAS THAT LITTLE BUTTERBALL [ LAUGHTER ] THEY USED TO CALL ME BUTTERBALL 152 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,260 BOY. THANK YOU, BUTTERBALL, IF YOU'RE LISTENING, I APPRECIATE 153 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,964 IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, LET'S DO SOME THANK YOU 154 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,632 NOTES. JAMES, CAN I GET SOME "THANK YOU NOTE" WRITING MUSIC, 155 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,135 PLEASE * Steve: SPEAKING OF HOLIDAY 156 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,870 SPIRIT Jimmy: HE'S ALWAYS -- LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS. 157 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:30,550 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: WOW. * 158 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,519 Jimmy: THANK YOU, LAST WEEK OF THE CAMPAIGN, FOR BEING WHEN FUNDRAISING EMAILS SWITCH FROM 159 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:39,626 POLITE TO HOSTAGE TAKER. [ LAUGHTER ] "GIVE ME $10!" 160 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,528 [ APPLAUSE ] * THANK YOU, NEW YORK CITY 161 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,096 MARATHON, FOR BEING THE ONLY TIME IT'S A GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENT TO COME IN 20th 162 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:53,707 PLACE. THAT'S PRETTY AMAZING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 163 00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:55,775 * THANK YOU, DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME, OR AS TAYLOR SWIFT CALLS 164 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,544 YOU, "MIDNIGHTS: 11:00 P.M. EDITION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 165 00:12:57,544 --> 00:13:07,387 * THANK YOU, MIDTERM ELECTION ADS FOR BEING THE BEST GIG IN THE 166 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,889 BUSINESS FOR VOICE ACTORS WHO SAY, "BUT IS HE REALLY WHO HE SAYS HE IS?" 167 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:15,428 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "IS HE REALLY? "JOHN TOMPKINS SAYS HE STANDS 168 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:24,204 FOR -- * THANK YOU, JEFF BEZOS AND 169 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,806 JAY-Z, CONSIDERING BUYING THE WASHINGTON COMMANDERS FOR BEING THE FIRST TIME TWO OF THE 170 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:32,746 WORLD'S RICHEST MEN SAID, "WANT TO GO HALFSIES?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 171 00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:45,525 WANNA GO SPLITZIES ON THIS * THANK YOU, BOWLING BALLS, FOR 172 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:49,262 ALL LOOKING LIKE YOU JUST FOUND OUT WHAT YOUR JOB IS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 173 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:52,198 OH OOH! OH 174 00:13:52,198 --> 00:14:02,142 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY * 175 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,678 THANK YOU, LETTER OPENERS. WITHOUT YOU, I DON'T KNOW HOW ANYONE WOULD BE ABLE TO BARELY 176 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:09,916 RIP PAPER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: GET IT IN THE SLOT 177 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,651 * THANK YOU, WINDOW CAULK, FOR MAKING IT LOOK LIKE I'M TURNING 178 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:24,130 MY REAL HOUSE INTO A GINGER BREAD HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 179 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:27,067 EVENTUALLY, YOU'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN * 180 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,702 THANK YOU, NESPRESSO PODS FOR JUST BEING ACORNS FROM THE FUTURE 181 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,237 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY. THOSE ARE OUR "THANK YOU 182 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,239 NOTES. WE'RE DOING SOMETHING FUN WITH MARIAH CAREY WHEN WE COME BACK, 183 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:36,676 EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 184 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:43,083 * Jimmy: THE NAUGHTY LIST THIS IS AWFUL. 185 00:14:43,083 --> 00:15:10,443 MY CHRISTMAS IS RUINED DID SOMEONE SAY CHRISTMAS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 186 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:16,916 [ SLEIGH BELLS ] [ PHONE DINGING Jimmy: I'M TRYING TO SLEEP. 187 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:21,287 WHO'S TEXTING ME SANTA CLAUS? "HI, JIMMY 188 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:24,557 IT'S SANTA CLAUS HO, HO, HO." CLASSIC. 189 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:32,966 [ LAUGHTER ] "I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW YOU'RE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST THIS 190 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,401 YEAR NO CAP." [ LAUGHTER ] 191 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,337 THE NAUGHTY LIST THIS IS AWFUL. MY CHRISTMAS IS RUINED 192 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:43,910 DID SOMEONE SAY CHRISTMAS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MARIAH 193 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,979 DID SOMEONE SAY CHRISTMAS Jimmy: MARIAH -- MARIAH, I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM 194 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,947 SANTA CLAUS. OH, MY GOSH OKAY 195 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:52,652 WAIT LET ME GUESS YOU'RE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST 196 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:58,091 Jimmy: YEAH, HOW'D YOU KNOW WELL, I MEAN, HI, I'M MARIAH CAREY 197 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,627 AND -- Jimmy: YEAH, I GET IT YEAH, YEAH 198 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,696 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT I -- OF COURSE. 199 00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:05,765 I JUST DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT I WAS A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR 200 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:08,034 WHAT'D YOU DO Jimmy: SANTA SENT ME A WHOLE LIST 201 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:11,571 HERE, TAKE A LOOK. LET ME SEE. WOW, JIMMY, THIS IS A LOT OF 202 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:16,276 BAD STUFF. Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW WHAT DOES IT SAY 203 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:20,413 IT SAYS YOU STOLE QUESTLOVE'S LUNCH FROM THE OFFICE KITCHEN AND BLAMED IT ON 204 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:29,055 TARIQ. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I WAS HUNGRY 205 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:32,125 YOU PUT A "KICK-ME" SIGN ON HIGGINS BACK - Jimmy: YEAH 206 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,660 -- AND THEN STARTED THE "KICK HIGGINS IN THE BUTT" CHALLENGE ON TIKTOK. 207 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:38,131 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I DID THAT, BUT IT WENT VIRAL, AND I DIDN'T KNOW 208 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:43,269 HOW TO STOP. WHAT ELSE -- WHAT ELSE IS -- OKAY. 209 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:46,973 IT WAS YOUR IDEA FOR NETFLIX TO START PLAYING COMMERCIALS. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 210 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:51,678 Jimmy: WHO DOESN'T LIKE THE GEICO GECKO? I MEAN, COME ON. 211 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:57,150 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY. YOU TOLD ELON MUSK TO BUY 212 00:16:57,150 --> 00:17:00,253 TWITTER. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] Jimmy: I MEAN, HE'S ALREADY 213 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,490 BEEN TO THE HEAVENS WITH SPACEX I FIGURED NOW HE COULD SEE 214 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:11,898 HELL I DON'T -- I DON'T MAKE THESE LISTS. 215 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:16,836 I DON'T KNOW OKAY WELL, THIS PART -- I MEAN, THE 216 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,338 DRAMA ON THE SET OF "DON'T WORRY DARLING," THAT WAS YOU [ LAUGHTER ] 217 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,207 Jimmy: HEY, ALL PRESS IS GOOD PRESS, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 218 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:28,314 NOT IN MY OPINION, BUT ANYWAY OKAY 219 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,050 LISTEN, THE SHOES WITH THE INDIVIDUAL TOES. Jimmy: YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT, 220 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,452 THAT WAS A BAD INVENTION THAT'S GROSS YEAH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT 221 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,621 OH, GOSH. OKAY WELL, WHAT'S THIS -- WAIT 222 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,523 A MINUTE WHAT'S THIS THING WITH ADIDAS? Jimmy: GIVE ME THE PHONE, 223 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,692 GIVE ME THE PHONE, GIVE ME THE PHONE, GIVE ME -- JUST GIVE ME -- HAND ME THE PHONE. 224 00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:44,064 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A BAD IDEA. LOOK, I HAD A -- 225 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,434 JIMMY, JIMMY, OKAY, YOU'VE BEEN REALLY BAD THIS YEAR. Jimmy: I KNOW 226 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:50,170 I KNOW I GUESS CHRISTMAS ISN'T COMING FOR ME 227 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:55,642 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] JIMMY, IF SANTA WON'T GIVE YOU A GIFT, I WILL 228 00:17:55,642 --> 00:18:03,183 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: REALLY OF COURSE 229 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,518 IT'S MY NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK. IT'S A FAIRY TALE CALLED "THE CHRISTMAS PRINCESS." 230 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,554 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO WELCOME 231 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,490 Jimmy: "THE CHRISTMAS PRINCESS." YOU HAVE NO IDEA 232 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:17,831 THIS IS WHAT I WANTED? I FIGURED YOU DID Jimmy: THANK YOU, MARIAH. 233 00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:20,066 YOU'RE SO WELCOME Jimmy: HEY, WHAT IF WE DID SOMETHING REALLY BIG AND NICE 234 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:33,546 FOR MY AUDIENCE. MAYBE THAT WILL GET ME OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST 235 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,615 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE CAN TRY. WAIT, YOU MEAN LIKE -- YOU MEAN 236 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,917 LIKE EVERYONE HERE GETS A FREE COPY OF THE BOOK LIKE - 237 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,053 Jimmy: YES! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 238 00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:42,422 YES OKAY I LOVE IT. 239 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,391 [ PHONE DINGING LOVE Jimmy: IT'S SANTA 240 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,925 I'M OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE YES 241 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,660 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND YOU GET A BOOK, AND YOU GET A BOOK, AND YOU GET A BOOK 242 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,063 Jimmy: YOU GET A BOOK, AND YOU GET A BOOK AND YOU GET A BOOK. 243 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:53,466 Jimmy: BUT WAIT, BUT WAIT, BUT WAIT OH, WAIT -- YES 244 00:18:53,466 --> 00:19:00,006 Jimmy: MARIAH -- MARIAH, YOU GOT ME SOMETHING OKAY. 245 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:04,811 Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? OH, HERE WE GO. 246 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,013 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] JIMMY, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS - 247 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:10,850 [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEE YOU REAL SOON. 248 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:15,321 * Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR THIS BOOK 249 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:19,025 MARIAH CAREY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 250 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:26,366 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 251 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,768 Jimmy: MILLIE BOBBY BROWN WAS ON OUR SHOW A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, AND SHE WAS TELLING US 252 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,837 THAT YOU GUYS ACTUALLY ARE FRIENDS. AND, LIKE, YOU'RE A MENTOR TO 253 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,105 FRIENDS. AND, LIKE, YOU'RE A MENTOR TO HER. 254 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:49,289 I DON'T KNOW I CAN'T SAY WHAT IT IS [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 255 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,524 Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A MUSIC ICON AND A NUMBER ONE NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING 256 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:57,163 AUTHOR SHE HAS SOLD OVER 200 MILLION ALBUMS AND HAS 19 NUMBER ONE 257 00:19:57,163 --> 00:20:01,668 SINGLES THROUGHOUT HER CAREER. THAT IS MORE THAN ANY SOLO ARTIST EVER. 258 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:08,341 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SECOND TO ONLY THE BEATLES HER NEW BOOK, "THE CHRISTMAS 259 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:11,678 HER NEW BOOK, "THE CHRISTMAS PRINCESS," IS AVAILABLE NOW. PLEASE WELCOME MARIAH CAREY! 260 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,447 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 261 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:38,605 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 262 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,340 Jimmy: MARIAH, WELCOME BACK THANK YOU Jimmy: DARLING! 263 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,076 WAIT, DID I SIT TOO SOON? Jimmy: NO -- I JUST - I DON'T KNOW THE RULES. 264 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,045 Jimmy: NO, WE'RE ALL -- THEY LOVE YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU 265 00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:48,448 I LOVE YOU GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE YOU MORE. 266 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,983 Jimmy: I'M HAPPY TO -- I'M ALWAYS - I'M SO EXCITED. 267 00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:57,824 Jimmy: -- HAPPY TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS AS ALWAYS. OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET 268 00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,859 Jimmy: STUNNING AND BACKSTAGE I'VE GOT TO SAY, I GOT TO SEE -- I WANT TO CALL 269 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,895 THEM THE KIDS. YES Jimmy: THE TWINS. 270 00:21:01,895 --> 00:21:04,497 THEY'RE STILL KIDS, RIGHT? OF COURSE THEY'RE KIDS. THEY'RE 11-YEARS-OLD 271 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,800 Jimmy: HOW OLD -- YEAH. THEY CAN'T DRINK FOR ANOTHER TEN YEARS. 272 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:11,738 Jimmy: NO, THAT'S TRUE. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT YEAH 273 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,574 ROC AND ROE. YES THEY'RE ACTUALLY -- THERE THEY 274 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,875 ARE ON THE SIDE OF THE SET THERE. HEY ROC AND ROE 275 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,511 Jimmy: THEY ARE SO CUTE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES 276 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,113 Jimmy: ROC, HE SAID TO ME -- I GO -- I GO, "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE BEARD?" 277 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,215 HE GOES, "I LIKE IT. HE GOES, "I LIKE THAT WITH THE SUIT." 278 00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:29,322 AND ROE WAS LIKE -- I GO, "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" AND SHE GOES, "IT'S NOT BAD. 279 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:32,092 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I'LL TAKE THAT AS A WIN. IT'S A COMPLIMENT 280 00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:34,361 Jimmy: IS IT THOUGH WELL, I'M HOPING SO Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE VERY 281 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,762 SWEET. I'VE KNOWN THEM SINCE THEY WERE BABY BABIES. 282 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:45,171 THEY WERE BABY BABIES YES. Jimmy: THEY'RE SO CUTE. 283 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:46,940 MILLIE BOBBY BROWN WAS ON OUR SHOW A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, AND SHE WAS TELLING US THAT YOU 284 00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:48,775 GUYS ACTUALLY ARE FRIENDS. AND, LIKE, YOU'RE A MENTOR TO HER. 285 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:50,243 SHE ALSO TEASED THAT THERE MAY BE A MUSICAL COLLABORATION IN THE WORKS. 286 00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:54,247 DID SHE, NOW? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: JUST SAYING -- 287 00:21:54,247 --> 00:22:04,524 MAYBE IT'S NOT JUST MUSICAL I DON'T KNOW I CAN'T SAY WHAT IT IS 288 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,393 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] I DON'T KNOW Jimmy: WOW. 289 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:09,662 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S A GOOD SCOOP. I'LL TAKE THAT 290 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:13,800 I WON'T PRESS ANYMORE, YEAH. YEAH. NO, NO, NO 291 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,769 IT'S FUN THINGS. Jimmy: MILLIE DID AN IMPRESSION OF WHAT IT'S LIKE TO 292 00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:17,103 HAVE DINNER AT MARIAH CAREY'S HOUSE. OH DEAR 293 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,638 OKAY Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS 294 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:19,172 Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SHE'S GOOD AT IMPRESSIONS 295 00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:21,675 I GO OVER TO HER HOUSE, AND I'LL BE, LIKE, EATING DINNER, 296 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,543 AND SHE'LL COME AROUND AND SHE'LL BE LIKE - [ HIGH PITCHED SINGING ] 297 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:26,179 I'D BE LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO, FOR REAL 298 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:28,248 NO, IT'S A REAL THING IT'S NOT LIKE PEOPLE ARE LIKE, YEAH, SHE DOES IT. 299 00:22:28,248 --> 00:22:30,417 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO SHE DOES IT WHEN WE'RE EATING CHINESE FOOD 300 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:31,851 Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S WILD 301 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,487 SHE'S NOT LYING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE'S NOT LYING. 302 00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:36,556 Jimmy: SO YOU'LL JUST BE HAVING CHINESE FOOD, AND YOU JUST GO INTO THE HIGH NOTE 303 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,324 I CAN'T DEFINE WHICH TYPE OF FOOD IT IS WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT 304 00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:39,392 ANYMORE. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S TRUE, YEAH 305 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:41,094 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TYPE OF FOOD IT WAS. Jimmy: YES, YOU'RE RIGHT. 306 00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:44,431 YOU'RE RIGHT, YEAH WE'RE HAVING MORSELS. Jimmy: YES, YOU'RE HAVING -- 307 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:49,235 BUT YOU WILL BREAK INTO -- YOU WILL BREAK INTO -- NO, NOT -- I MEAN, SORT OF. 308 00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:51,738 I MEAN, DEPENDS ON THE MOMENT. RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST LIKE TWO DAYS OF VOCAL REST, READY TO 309 00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:53,640 GET BACK AND GET MOVING WITH SOME OTHER PROJECTS HAPPENING. Jimmy: BY THE WAY, YOU HAD 310 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,209 A GIANT SUMMER, BY THE WAY, WITH "BIG ENERGY" REMIX WITH D.J. KHALED AND LATTO. 311 00:22:56,209 --> 00:23:06,953 LATTO, YES. Jimmy: THAT WAS A GIANT - THAT WAS -- THAT DID -- 312 00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:09,356 Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. YEAH, THANK YOU Jimmy: YOU WERE ALSO 313 00:23:09,356 --> 00:23:14,494 INDUCTED INTO THE SONGWRITERS HALL OF FAME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 314 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:17,330 THANK YOU VERY MUCH ONE OF MY FELLOW COLLABORATORS, RIGHT THERE. 315 00:23:17,330 --> 00:23:19,632 THANKS, JAMES. Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT NIGHT MEAN TO YOU? 316 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,401 I'LL JUST -- I'LL JUST GIVE THIS LITTLE BIT OF INFO. SO, THERE'S THIS -- THERE'S 317 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:34,814 BEEN -- WE'VE HAD SOME MEMES AND ONE OF THE MORE -- ONE OF THE ONES I SEE QUITE A BIT, IS 318 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:37,751 ME GOING, "ASA SONGWRITER, AS A SONGWRITER, AS A SONGWRITER. [ LAUGHTER ] 319 00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:40,453 Jimmy: YEAH SO, I'M SITTING THERE BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE DON'T GIVE 320 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:41,821 ME THE CREDIT THAT I FEEL, AFTER WRITING 18 NUMBER ONE SINGLES -- 321 00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,890 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, I WOULD SAY 19 - Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. 322 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:46,393 I WOULD SAY 19 -- IS THAT THE SLOW CLAP BEGINNING? Jimmy: NO, I WAS GOING TO 323 00:23:46,393 --> 00:23:48,595 STAND UP I WAS READY TO STAND UP FOR YOU. 324 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,431 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER Jimmy: RESPECT. I LOVE IT. 325 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:56,670 PLEASE AND THANK YOU. BUT, NO, NO. THE TRUTH IS, PEOPLE WILL ASK 326 00:23:56,670 --> 00:23:59,839 ABOUT, OH, NOW THEY'RE SAYING, "OH, TELL US ABOUT YOUR PROCESS AND THIS AND THAT. 327 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:05,311 IT'S NOT ABOUT AWARDS REALLY THAT NIGHT MEANT A LOT, BECAUSE IT WAS -- IT WAS VALIDATING. 328 00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:07,047 BUT IT WAS ALSO, LIKE, AS A WOMAN STARTING OUT SO YOUNG IN THIS INDUSTRY, MOST PEOPLE 329 00:24:07,047 --> 00:24:08,815 ARE GIVEN SONGS AND GIVEN, LIKE, HERE'S HOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS, AND THIS IS WHAT 330 00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:21,494 YOU SHOULD DO. Jimmy: YEAH AND THAT WAS THE ONE THING I 331 00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:23,129 SAID IN MY CONTRACT WHEN I WAS -- REALLY HAD TO HAVE, LIKE, MY MOM HAD TO BE THERE 332 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:25,198 I WAS TOO YOUNG TO EVEN SIGN THE THING ON MY OWN. AND I WAS LIKE, THE ONE THING I 333 00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:26,966 WILL INSIST ON -- IT WAS A A [ BLEEP CONTRACT 334 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,569 BUT ANYWAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE ONE THING I INSISTED ON, 335 00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:31,204 IS, LIKE, YOU CANNOT MAKE ME DO OTHER PEOPLE'S SONGS LIKE, THAT'S THE ONE THING, 336 00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:33,840 LIKE, I AT LEAST HAD TO HAVE THAT INPUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 337 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,909 SO, THAT'S WHERE I TALK TO MILLIE ABOUT STUFF THAT'S KIND OF WHAT SHE MEANT, 338 00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:38,745 I THINK, ABOUT A MENTOR AND A GUIDE. LIKE, DON'T GIVE IT AWAY, IF 339 00:24:38,745 --> 00:24:42,382 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD GOOD FOR YOU 340 00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:46,286 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TRAILBLAZING I DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS 341 00:24:46,286 --> 00:24:56,363 THING THAT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED. YOU KIND OF -- CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY TO ALL OF US WHEN YOU 342 00:24:56,363 --> 00:24:58,231 ANNOUNCED "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL" CHRISTMAS CONCERTS AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. 343 00:24:58,231 --> 00:24:59,866 YOU JUST ADDED A SECOND SHOW, BY THE WAY YES 344 00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:02,602 Jimmy: WHAT IS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM THIS 345 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:08,274 EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED I DON'T KNOW, DARLING. Jimmy: REALLY 346 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:11,211 WE'RE PUTTING A REALLY -- WELL, WE WENT ON SALE WITH THE PRESALE, RIGHT 347 00:25:11,211 --> 00:25:13,179 Jimmy: YEAH THAT HAPPENED. THAT WAS A QUICK MOMENT I 348 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,848 HEARD. Jimmy: OH, DEFINITELY I DON'T FOLLOW THESE, LIKE, 349 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:18,651 STATISTICS TIME IS IRRELEVANT TO ME I DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE IT 350 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:21,121 Jimmy: OKAY THAT'S WHY EVEN IN MY BOOK, THIS BOOK, THERE'S NO PAGE 351 00:25:21,121 --> 00:25:22,389 NUMBERS. SOMEBODY HAD TO POINT THAT OUT TO ME YESTERDAY. 352 00:25:22,389 --> 00:25:25,058 I WAS LIKE, "OH, YEAH. WELL, 'CAUSE I DON'T CARE. 'CAUSE IT'S ALL THE SAME 353 00:25:25,058 --> 00:25:29,796 IT SHOULD ALL JUST BE THE SAME Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY WHY 354 00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:37,270 ANYWAY NO SO -- SO I REALIZED THAT THE 355 00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:39,072 BEST THING I COULD DO IS JUST TALK TO THE FANS, BE WITH THE FANS, SING TO THE FANS, WITH 356 00:25:39,072 --> 00:25:40,306 THEM AND IT'S AN INCLUSIVE EXPERIENCE 357 00:25:40,306 --> 00:25:41,841 THE LAST TIME WE DID MADISON SQUARE GARDEN WAS PRE-COVID, 2019. 358 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:46,546 Jimmy: YEAH THE MOST FUN I EVER HAD DOING A SHOW BECAUSE IT SNOWS. 359 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:49,482 I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT AWAY I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT AWAY Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 360 00:25:49,482 --> 00:25:54,087 ALL RIGHT, OKAY, YEAH. BUT, IT'S -- IT'S FESTIVE, AND WE MAY OR MAY NOT BE SEEING 361 00:25:54,087 --> 00:25:59,092 IT ON A NETWORK/STREAMING SERVICE AS WELL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 362 00:25:59,092 --> 00:26:01,061 Jimmy: DROPPING ALL THE NICE SCOOPS TONIGHT THANK YOU FOR THAT 363 00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:04,230 WELL I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A A SCOOP OR NOT THEY BETTER SCOOP ME THE 364 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,666 INFORMATION SO I CAN GET IT ALL SCOOPED AND SMOOTHED Jimmy: BUT THAT'S KIND OF 365 00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:08,168 WHAT'S PERFECT ABOUT YOU GETTING INTO THE BOOK. YEAH. 366 00:26:08,168 --> 00:26:11,905 Jimmy: IT'S ALL ABOUT LOVE. AND IT'S ABOUT THE LOVE OF CHRISTMAS AND THE LOVE OF THE 367 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:17,043 SONG AND THE LOVE THAT'S IN HER SONG AND BRINGING PEOPLE TOGETHER 368 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:22,182 REALLY IS THE THING. Jimmy: YEAH 'CAUSE WHAT I REALLY SAID IN 369 00:26:22,182 --> 00:26:24,351 THIS, IS THAT IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT "CAUSE HERE NAME IS MARIAH AND SHE'S LITTLE MARIAH 370 00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:31,057 AND -- I'M SO CHRISTMASY," WHATEVER Jimmy: YEAH 371 00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:33,793 IT'S NOT THAT IT'S THAT THIS IS FOR ANYONE WHO'S EVER FELT OTHERED, WHO'S 372 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,462 EVER FELT DIFFERENT THAN OTHER PEOPLE, WHO'S EVER FELT OSTRACIZED, YOU KNOW WHAT I 373 00:26:35,462 --> 00:26:36,896 MEAN IT'S LIKE, MAYBE YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU'RE -- NOT TO THROW OUT 374 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:44,571 THE VOCAB WORDS, BECAUSE THY ALWAYS THROW IT AT ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 375 00:26:44,571 --> 00:26:47,574 Jimmy: GOOD NO BUT IT REALLY IS AND SO, AT THE END OF THE DAY, 376 00:26:47,574 --> 00:26:51,778 IT'S NOT A MAGICAL PRINCE THAT COMES AND SAVES HER DAY. IT'S THE MUSIC 377 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,913 BUT SHE GETS THROUGH HER OWN STRUGGLES AND HER OWN STUFF. AND ULTIMATELY, IN MY OPINION, 378 00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:55,815 THIS IS THE ADVENTURES OF LITTLE MARIAH. SHE REPRESENTS ALL PEOPLE, 379 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:59,219 LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS, LITTLE WHOEVER, EVERYBODY THAT NEEDS THAT INSPIRATION 380 00:26:59,219 --> 00:27:05,025 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND IT'S FUN AND FESTIVE Jimmy: SHE'S SO CUTE. 381 00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:07,093 AND HER HAIR'S A LITTLE BIT UNKEMPT. Jimmy: YEAH, SHE'S CUTE 382 00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:10,330 SHE'S NOT PERFECT SHE DOESN'T GET A MAKEOVER Jimmy: CAN I ASK YOU MAYBE 383 00:27:10,330 --> 00:27:13,099 TO DO A LITTLE READING FROM THE BOOK WOULD THAT BE OKAY 384 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:16,836 I MEAN, IF YOU'D LIKE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WASN'T GIVEN A -- OH, LOOK AT 385 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:20,306 THIS THIS IS GONNA BE MY NEW FAVORITE CUP AT HOME 386 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:24,477 Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. I WOULD LOVE THAT. PLEASE 387 00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:26,680 I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHO ELSE'S CUP IS THERE. Jimmy: DON'T TELL ME, 388 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,881 PLEASE DON'T RUIN THE DREAM FOR ME, WILL YOU 389 00:27:27,881 --> 00:27:34,521 OH, STOP THAT STOP THAT. Jimmy: DARLING, DARLING 390 00:27:34,521 --> 00:27:36,723 DARLING Jimmy: DARLING, WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO BEGIN? 391 00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:40,060 OKAY, SO, WE'LL START HERE. * "IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RUNDOWN 392 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:42,962 DWELLING WAS AN UNSTEADY FLIGHT OF WOODEN STAIRS WITH RICKETY RAILS. 393 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:48,301 LITTLE MARIAH HAD TO WATCH WHERE SHE STEPPED. AND HAD TO BEWARE OF PESKY 394 00:27:48,301 --> 00:27:50,070 LITTLE NAILS, POPPING UP OUT OF NOWHERE, SNAGGING HER STOCKINGS, PRICKLING HER PINK 395 00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:57,777 TOE, THEN SNICKERING WHEN THEY WERE DONE. PESKY SNICKERING NAILS IN THE 396 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:05,585 STAIRS WITH RICKETY RAILS REALLY WAS NO FUN. * 397 00:28:05,585 --> 00:28:07,420 ONE BRILLIANT SPOT INSIDE THE DANK SHAKY SHACK WAS AN OLD GOLDEN BROWN UPRIGHT PIANO, 398 00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,255 ELEGANT, SOLID, AND BRIGHT, WHOSE BLACK AND WHITE KEYS HELD ALL THE HOPES AND POSSIBILITIES 399 00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:26,673 OF MUSIC, JOY, AND LIGHT SITTING ON THE BENCH HUMMING A A MARVELOUS MELODY WRITTEN IN 400 00:28:26,673 --> 00:28:28,441 HER MIND WAS THE ONE PLACE IN THE WORLD LITTLE MARIAH FELT SHE BELONGED AND WAS ALL RIGHT 401 00:28:28,441 --> 00:28:31,478 THEN ENTERS --" THIS IS JUST ME EDITORIALIZING, BUT IT'S TRUE. Jimmy: YES. 402 00:28:31,478 --> 00:28:36,049 MIKE THE BIRD, WHO IS ONE OF OUR VILLAINS HE'S A TWO-FACED PARROT. 403 00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:40,887 AND HE'S REALLY NICE WHEN HE'S AROUND CERTAIN PEOPLE. BUT WHEN HE'S MAD, WHATEVER. 404 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:47,460 SO, WHEN HE'S WITH LITTLE MARIAH BY HERSELF, HE GOES LIKE THIS 405 00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:49,295 THIS IS REAL -- THIS PART -- IT'S A FAIRY TALE, BUT I STILL HAVE A SCAR FROM THIS PARROT 406 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:54,100 THAT'S SERIOUS Jimmy: MY GOSH, YOU ACTUALLY REALLY DO. 407 00:28:54,100 --> 00:29:03,009 I REALLY DO OKAY SO, HE GOES, "MARIAH, TIME TO 408 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:08,114 BRUSH THE HAIR!" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S REAL! 409 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:10,850 THAT'S HOW YOU READ A BOOK COME ON. MARIAH CAREY 410 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:16,289 WE LOVE YOU. "THE CHRISTMAS PRINCESS" IS AVAILABLE NOW. 411 00:29:16,289 --> 00:29:19,159 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MARCUS MUMFORD STICK AROUND 412 00:29:19,159 --> 00:29:41,247 I LOVE THE PARROT CHARACTER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 413 00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:48,154 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY WINNING MUSICIAN WHO JUST RELEASED HIS VERY FIRST 414 00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:50,323 SOLO ALBUM CALLED "SELF-TITLED," WHICH IS AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE RIGHT NOW 415 00:29:50,323 --> 00:29:51,958 AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE RIGHT NOW PLEASE WELCOME A FRIEND OF THE SHOW, MARCUS MUMFORD 416 00:29:56,930 --> 00:30:02,369 * 417 00:30:02,369 --> 00:30:14,814 Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW I DO WANT TO SAY A SINCERE 418 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:17,350 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 'CAUSE DURING THE THE PANDEMIC, WE WERE DOING THE SHOW FROM MY 419 00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:19,619 HOME AND YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO DO A WHOLE VIDEO AND PERFORMANCE 420 00:30:19,619 --> 00:30:21,821 FOR US, AND I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT I'LL NEVER FORGET IT 421 00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:23,990 MY WIFE DIRECTED THAT Jimmy: YEAH AND I THINK MY CHILDREN WERE 422 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:28,161 SHOUTING IN THE -- WE WERE ALL FIGURING OUT WHAT IT WAS LIKE. 423 00:30:28,161 --> 00:30:30,897 Jimmy: YEAH, WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS, BUT YOU SET THE TONE, AND I APPRECIATE YOU 424 00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:33,066 BEING THERE WHEN WE NEEDED YOU THANK YOU, I WON'T FORGET THAT YOU'RE LOOKING VERY GROWN 425 00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:34,701 UP Jimmy: YEAH AM I 426 00:30:34,701 --> 00:30:36,136 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] I'M STILL NOT, THOUGH. 427 00:30:36,136 --> 00:30:38,004 I'M STILL NOT. IT'S A FACADE Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT, 428 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:40,407 YEAH I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE I THINK THIS IS A VERY 429 00:30:40,407 --> 00:30:42,242 COOL OPPORTUNITY BUT YOU WERE INVITED TO THE VATICAN -- 430 00:30:42,242 --> 00:30:44,878 I WAS, YEAH Jimmy: -- TO MEET THE POPE. TO MEET THE -- PAPA 431 00:30:44,878 --> 00:30:47,180 Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH. 432 00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:49,683 YEAH Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S A BIG DEAL 433 00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:51,885 YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: IS IT -- IS THERE RULES YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW 434 00:30:51,885 --> 00:30:53,720 IS IT NERVE-WRACKING IS IT -- YEAH, IT WAS -- 435 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,156 NO, IT WASN'T NERVE-WRACKING I'D HAD ZERO RESPONSIBILITIES, SO I WAS UP FOR IT 436 00:30:56,156 --> 00:31:01,928 Jimmy: YEAH BUT I DID -- YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE YOUR, LIKE, PRIVATE MOMENT 437 00:31:01,928 --> 00:31:04,464 WITH HIM AT THE END. AND I WAS IN LINE. AND I GET THAT HE'S SITTING 438 00:31:04,464 --> 00:31:11,104 DOWN AND SO, I KNELT DOWN I THINK HE THOUGHT I WAS TAKING 439 00:31:11,104 --> 00:31:12,872 A KNEE, WHICH I WASN'T BUT HE WAS LIKE, "NO, STAND UP." 440 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:18,978 AND THEN I HAD TO SORT OF CROUCH OVER -- IT WAS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. 441 00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:21,181 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, AND THEN HE -- THE ONLY THING HE SAID TO ME WAS LIKE, 442 00:31:21,181 --> 00:31:24,117 "WILL YOU PRAY FOR ME? AND WHERE I'M FROM, YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE, "YEAH, LOVE TO, YES. 443 00:31:24,117 --> 00:31:27,620 SLAP AN ARM AROUND HIS SHOULDER AND SAY A QUICK PRAYER FOR HIM AND WHAT I DIDN'T REALIZE WAS 444 00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:36,162 MY FRIEND WAS FILMING IT AND I'M PRAYING -- I'VE GOT MY EYES CLOSED, IT LASTS ABOUT 445 00:31:36,162 --> 00:31:38,565 EIGHT SECONDS. AND AS HE'S SAT THERE, HOLDING MY HAND, AND MY ARM'S LIKE - 446 00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:40,633 AND HE JUST DOES A LITTLE CHEEKY CHECK OF THE WATCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 447 00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:44,471 Jimmy: THE POPE YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. JUST A QUICK - 448 00:31:44,471 --> 00:31:46,306 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND THEN "THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Jimmy: NO 449 00:31:46,306 --> 00:31:52,879 IT WAS GREAT. IT WAS GREAT IT WAS LOVELY. 450 00:31:52,879 --> 00:31:56,583 Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. HE WAS VERY SWEET Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY BROUGHT 451 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:59,753 US THE VIDEO FROM THAT MOMENT. [ CHEERS ] LET'S SHARE THE VIDEO 452 00:31:59,753 --> 00:32:15,402 Jimmy: I'VE NOT SEEN IT I'VE NOT SEEN IT YET HAVE YOU NOT SEEN IT YET? 453 00:32:15,402 --> 00:32:17,704 Jimmy: NO, NO PLEASE LET'S -- LET'S TAKE A A LOOK 454 00:32:17,704 --> 00:32:19,639 YEAH, I'LL TALK YOU THROUGH I'LL DO -- I'LL DO THE COMMENTARY 455 00:32:19,639 --> 00:32:21,741 I'LL DO THE HIGHLIGHT REEL READY? Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO 456 00:32:21,741 --> 00:32:22,075 READY? Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO LET'S SEE IT 457 00:32:23,510 --> 00:32:25,078 "OH, WILL YOU PRAY FOR ME? "YEAH, SURE, MATE. 458 00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:26,980 YEAH, LORD BLESS HIM YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT A TOUGH GIG. 459 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:29,382 AND THEN HE'S JUST, "AH, THANKS SO MUCH. JUST QUICKLY -- JUST -- JUST 460 00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:31,351 GONNA -- Jimmy: YEAH, HOLD ON A SECOND 461 00:32:31,351 --> 00:32:32,886 -- JUST GONNA CHECK THE TIME [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 462 00:32:32,886 --> 00:32:34,154 [ SAD TUBA ] AH, I'M SO HAPPY [ APPLAUSE ] 463 00:32:34,154 --> 00:32:37,090 Jimmy: YOU CAN'T WRITE THAT IT WASN'T THAT LONG Jimmy: YOU CAN'T WRITE THAT 464 00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:39,426 IT WASN'T THAT LONG I WASN'T, LIKE, PRAYING IN TONGUES OR SOMETHING 465 00:32:39,426 --> 00:32:41,194 Jimmy: IT WASN'T THAT LONG. [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE'S LIKE, "I THINK WE -- I 466 00:32:41,194 --> 00:32:43,263 THINK WE'VE KIND OF HAD ENOUGH HERE YEAH, YEAH, OKAY." 467 00:32:43,263 --> 00:32:45,665 "YEAH, JUST, THAT'S PROBABLY ENOUGH." Jimmy: THAT IS CLASSIC. 468 00:32:45,665 --> 00:32:47,534 BLESS HIM, HE MEETS SO MANY PEOPLE Jimmy: THAT IS CLASSIC. 469 00:32:47,534 --> 00:32:50,103 MUST BE ROUGH Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. NO, PLEASE, THANK YOU FOR 470 00:32:50,103 --> 00:32:51,905 BRINGING THAT. PAPA. Jimmy: THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE 471 00:32:51,905 --> 00:32:53,773 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MARCUS, LET'S TALK ABOUT "SELF-TITLED." 472 00:32:53,773 --> 00:32:55,608 WHY DID YOU CALL IT "SELF-TITLED." WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL IT 473 00:32:55,608 --> 00:32:57,544 "MARCUS MUMFORD" JUST TOO MUCH OF MY NAME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 474 00:32:57,544 --> 00:32:59,546 Jimmy: TOO MUCH - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? "MARCUS MUMFORD, 475 00:32:59,546 --> 00:33:01,748 MARCUS MUMFORD," IT'S JUST TOO MUCH Jimmy: TOO MUCH 476 00:33:01,748 --> 00:33:03,717 TOO MUCH. Jimmy: AND YOU GO - AND I LIKE THE IDEA THAT 477 00:33:03,717 --> 00:33:06,753 OTHER PEOPLE COULD KIND OF INSERT THEIR OWN SELVES INTO IT 478 00:33:06,753 --> 00:33:08,221 Jimmy: YEAH AND SEE SOME OF THEIR OWN STORY IN IT OR WHATEVER 479 00:33:08,221 --> 00:33:12,225 Jimmy: DO YOU -- IS THAT THE WAY YOU WRITE YOUR SONGS NO, BUT I THINK THAT'S THE 480 00:33:12,225 --> 00:33:16,062 MAGIC OF SONGS LIKE, YOU WRITE THEM, YOU KNOW, IN THESE PERSONAL, PRIVATE 481 00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:17,931 MOMENTS, AND THEN THE WEIRDEST THING IN THE WORLD, YOU MAKE THEM AS PUBLIC AS POSSIBLE 482 00:33:17,931 --> 00:33:21,401 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHICH IS JUST STRANGE. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 483 00:33:21,401 --> 00:33:23,269 BUT THERE'S SOME MAGIC THAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE CAN SORT OF RELATE THEIR OWN STORY TO 484 00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:26,239 WHATEVER STORY YOU'VE WRITTEN IN YOUR SONGS, AND I LIKE THAT Jimmy: YEAH 485 00:33:26,239 --> 00:33:32,145 THE VIDEO FOR "CANNIBAL," BY THE WAY, WAS DIRECTED BY - A LITTLE KNOWN, UP AND 486 00:33:32,145 --> 00:33:35,081 COMING - Jimmy: YEAH, UP-AND-COMING DIRECTOR, STEVEN SPIELBERG 487 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:39,085 YEAH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'VE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN 488 00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:44,257 FOSTERING NEW TALENT Jimmy: YOU ARE ALWAYS - [ LAUGHTER ] 489 00:33:44,257 --> 00:33:46,226 YOU KNOW. Jimmy: YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE HELPING OUT THE NEW PEOPLE 490 00:33:46,226 --> 00:33:48,194 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. HE'S NEVER DONE ONE BEFORE, SO I WAS LIKE - 491 00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:52,999 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S ACTUALLY NEVER DONE ONE 492 00:33:52,999 --> 00:33:54,634 HE'S NEVER DONE A MUSIC VIDEO. Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET HIM 493 00:33:54,634 --> 00:33:56,736 INVOLVED WITH THIS HE AND KATE CAPSHAW, HIS WIFE - 494 00:33:56,736 --> 00:33:58,805 Jimmy: OH YEAH, KATE, SHE'S GREAT. -- WERE SOME OF THE FIRST 495 00:33:58,805 --> 00:34:01,041 PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF MY LITTLE CIRCLE TO HEAR THE RECORD. AND KATE - 496 00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,610 THEY SENT ME A VIDEO OF THEM DANCING IN THEIR KITCHEN, WHICH I DIDN'T BRING - 497 00:34:03,610 --> 00:34:08,048 Jimmy: YEAH -- TO ONE OF THE SONGS. AND SO, IT WAS JUST LAST MINUTE 498 00:34:08,048 --> 00:34:09,616 BASICALLY, AND UM, JUST DID IT ON A PHONE Jimmy: YEAH 499 00:34:09,616 --> 00:34:12,686 BUT YOU DID BRING US A PHOTO OF -- OF WHAT STEVEN SPIELBERG DIRECTING LOOKS LIKE 500 00:34:12,686 --> 00:34:18,792 AND THIS IS -- THIS IS FANTASTIC. JUST LOOK AT IT. 501 00:34:18,792 --> 00:34:22,195 HE'S IN A ROLLING CHAIR -- [ LAUGHTER ] ON AN -- ON AN iPHONE, AND 502 00:34:22,195 --> 00:34:30,403 THAT'S KATE, RIGHT THAT DOES KIND OF SUM IT UP KATE'S THE ONE DOING ALL THE 503 00:34:30,403 --> 00:34:32,806 WORK, RIGHT? Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 504 00:34:32,806 --> 00:34:34,708 HE TAKES ALL THE GLORY. BUT IT WAS THIS AMAZING TEAMWORK THING, WHERE THERE'S 505 00:34:34,708 --> 00:34:36,209 THIS ZOOM IN, SO WE USED A A WHEELIE CHAIR. I MEAN, THIS WAS THE EXTENT OF 506 00:34:36,209 --> 00:34:41,314 THE PRODUCTION [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I MEAN, WAS HE 507 00:34:41,314 --> 00:34:43,083 LIKE - WAS HE COOL WITH IT? I THINK MY WIFE GOT -- MY 508 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:45,819 WIFE CREDITED WITH WARDROBE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] EASIEST GIG SHE'S EVER HAD 509 00:34:45,819 --> 00:34:47,987 Jimmy: DID SHE? AND I'M WEARING BLACK Jimmy: DID SHE REALLY 510 00:34:47,987 --> 00:34:49,723 YOU'RE JUST WEARING A TEE, YEAH AND THEN -- AND KATE DID ALL 511 00:34:49,723 --> 00:34:52,792 THE WORK AND THEN -- AND HE JUST DID IT ON HIS PHONE 512 00:34:52,792 --> 00:34:55,095 Jimmy: AND WHAT'S HE LIKE DIRECTING YOU? DID -- DID YOU ASK HIM FOR 513 00:34:55,095 --> 00:34:57,997 DIRECTION? YEAH, I DID I TOLD HIM TO TELL ME EXACTLY 514 00:34:57,997 --> 00:34:59,566 WHAT TO DO, AND I'D JUST PLAY THE SONG AND HE STARTED -- ACTUALLY, THE 515 00:34:59,566 --> 00:35:06,339 FIRST TIME WE DID IT, HE SHOT, LIKE - I WAS PLAYING GUITAR LIKE THIS 516 00:35:06,339 --> 00:35:11,044 AND HE'S HERE WITH HIS PHONE LOOKING UP AND I WAS JUST INSECURE ABOUT 517 00:35:11,044 --> 00:35:13,446 THE NUMBER OF CHINS I HAD THAT DAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 518 00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:15,415 BUT I WAS BASICALLY LIKE, "MAYBE WE CAN START FROM ABOVE? 519 00:35:15,415 --> 00:35:19,919 AND -- AND SO HE TRIED IT. AND THEN AS WE'RE LOOKING BACK AT IT ON HIS PHONE, HE'S LIKE, 520 00:35:19,919 --> 00:35:21,888 "OH, THAT'S COOL IT'S LIKE 'INDY 3.'" WHICH IS AN "INDIANA JONES" REFERENCE 521 00:35:21,888 --> 00:35:26,359 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT AND STEVEN SPIELBERG -- 522 00:35:26,359 --> 00:35:28,294 AND IT -- IT'S THE BIT, YOU KNOW, AT THE BEGINNING WHEN HARRISON FORD HAS HIS HEAD DOWN 523 00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:30,063 WITH THE HAT, AND THEN HE LOOKS UP AND GETS SMACKED IN THE FACE 524 00:35:30,063 --> 00:35:31,831 I WAS LIKE - Jimmy: YOU CAN'T MAKE AN "INDIANA JONES" -- 525 00:35:31,831 --> 00:35:35,435 SPIELBERG JUST MADE THAT REFERENCE. Jimmy: YES! 526 00:35:35,435 --> 00:35:40,674 TO ME Jimmy: YOU WON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 527 00:35:40,674 --> 00:35:42,442 YOU WON. YOU WON THE YEAR HAVE YOU BEN -- YOU WERE 528 00:35:42,442 --> 00:35:44,077 IN - I NOTICED THIS WHEN I REALLY WATCHED "BAND OF BROTHERS. 529 00:35:44,077 --> 00:35:45,478 Jimmy: OH, YEAH YOU WERE IN ONE OF THOSE EPISODES 530 00:35:45,478 --> 00:35:48,114 Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU. HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] 531 00:35:48,114 --> 00:35:50,950 YOU ARE YOU DRIVE A JEEP Jimmy: YES. 532 00:35:50,950 --> 00:35:52,752 IT'S IN THE BATTLE OF ONE THE BATTLE -- ONE OF THE TWO BATTLE OF THE BULGE EPISODES 533 00:35:52,752 --> 00:35:54,120 Jimmy: YEAH AND I DIDN'T - BUT HE DON'T DIRECT THAT 534 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,756 ONE, RIGHT Jimmy: NO HE WAS - 535 00:35:56,756 --> 00:36:01,494 IT'S ALL RIGHT, MATE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE DON'T WORRY, IT'S NICE TO HAVE 536 00:36:01,494 --> 00:36:09,035 GOALS. Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S COOL. YOU KNOW, EVEN WHEN YOU SEE 537 00:36:09,035 --> 00:36:10,537 THIS PHOTO, YOU CAN SEE HIM ALMOST CHECKING HIS WATCH AS HE'S DOING IT. 538 00:36:10,537 --> 00:36:13,139 [ LAUGHTER ] MARCUS MUMFORD, "SELF-TITLED" IS AVAILABLE NOW 539 00:36:13,139 --> 00:36:17,610 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MARCUS IS PERFORMING FOR US WITH MONICA MARTIN AFTER THE 540 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,579 BREAK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY COME ON BACK 541 00:36:19,579 --> 00:36:48,942 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: PERFORMING "GO IN 542 00:36:48,942 --> 00:36:52,112 LIGHT," FEATURING MONICA MARTIN, FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "SELF-TITLED," ONCE 543 00:36:52,112 --> 00:37:04,457 ALBUM, "SELF-TITLED," ONCE AGAIN, MARCUS MUMFORD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 544 00:37:08,028 --> 00:37:10,663 * CRY HAVOC IN THE EVENIN 545 00:37:10,663 --> 00:37:21,608 SIRENS IN THE MORNIN PEACE BY THE AFTERNOON * * I WAS PLANNING ON LEAVING 546 00:37:21,608 --> 00:37:37,257 UNLESS YOU REALLY NEED M I'M JUST TRYIN TO KEEP UP WITH YOU * 547 00:37:37,257 --> 00:37:48,601 * HERE IN MY WILDEST DREAMS WE ARE THE ONLY ONES AWAKE THE MEMORIES STO 548 00:37:48,601 --> 00:37:51,905 AND YOU CALL MY NAME * * HERE IN MY WILDEST DREAMS WHERE THE EYES FADE AWAY 549 00:37:51,905 --> 00:37:57,344 THE MEMORIES STO AND YOU CALL MY NAME * * GO IN 550 00:37:57,344 --> 00:38:04,684 GO IN LIGH GO I GO IN LIGHT * 551 00:38:04,684 --> 00:38:19,099 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I KNOW THAT I'M WALKING 552 00:38:19,099 --> 00:38:32,679 A TREACHEROUS LINE THERE'S BREATH ON THE GLAS BUT DEATH ON THE VINE * 553 00:38:32,679 --> 00:38:40,653 * HAVOC IN THE EVENIN SILENCE IN THE MORNING HOW IS IT SO LOU 554 00:38:40,653 --> 00:38:45,058 WHEN IT'S QUIET * * HERE IN MY WILDEST DREAMS WE ARE THE ONLY ONES AWAKE 555 00:38:45,058 --> 00:38:59,105 THE MEMORIES STO AND YOU CALL MY NAME * * HERE IN MY WILDEST DREAMS 556 00:38:59,105 --> 00:39:08,314 WHERE THE EYES FADE AWAY THE MEMORIES STO AND YOU CALL MY NAME * 557 00:39:08,314 --> 00:39:13,553 * GO IN GO IN LIGH GO I 558 00:39:13,553 --> 00:39:24,931 GO IN LIGHT * * GO IN GO IN LIGH 559 00:39:24,931 --> 00:39:30,503 GO I GO IN LIGHT * * LIGHT 560 00:39:30,503 --> 00:39:43,817 LIGH LIGH LIGHT * 561 00:39:43,817 --> 00:39:49,622 * LIGHT LIGH LIGHT * 562 00:39:49,622 --> 00:40:00,767 * LIGHT GO IN LIGHT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 563 00:40:00,767 --> 00:40:06,906 Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW! COME ON NOW! THANK YOU, BUD 564 00:40:06,906 --> 00:40:14,114 MARCUS MUMFORD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MONICA MARTIN. 565 00:40:14,114 --> 00:40:16,616 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SELF-TITLED" IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 566 00:40:16,616 --> 00:40:37,270 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 567 00:40:37,270 --> 00:40:44,377 MARIAH CAREY, MARCUS MUMFORD, MONICA MARTIN, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, 568 00:40:44,377 --> 00:40:47,547 PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT" 569 00:40:47,547 --> 00:40:49,849 WITH SETH MEYERS GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. BYE BYE! 570 00:40:49,849 --> 00:40:52,352 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *