1 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,411 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:16,983 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:20,820 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - OCTAVIA SPENCER. 4 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:30,363 MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER. COMEDIAN, KURT BRAUNOHLER. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:34,367 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1742 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,302 >> Questlove: 1742 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:58,858 * * 8 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:02,595 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 9 00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:05,532 ENJOY YOURSELF ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:09,135 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. 11 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:15,141 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE YOU GUYS READY TO TALK 12 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:24,084 ELECTIONS? [ CHEERS ] WHAT A GREAT TOPIC, YEAH 13 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,620 REPUBLICANS DIDN'T WIN ENOUGH, AS DEMOCRATS DIDN'T LOSE AS MUCH 14 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:28,922 EVERYONE WAS WALKING THE STREETS TODAY LIKE, "ARE YOU HAPPY? 15 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:33,526 ARE YOU HAPPY? ARE WE HAPPY?" THE COUNTRY IS FINALLY UNITED 16 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:40,200 UNDER, "EH." IT'S A STRANGE NIGHT IT'S NOT OFTEN YOU HEAR 17 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:45,338 SOMEBODY SAY, "IT'S OKAY WE ONLY LOST THE HOUSE." FOR BOTH PARTIES IT WASN'T 18 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:48,508 GREAT, BUT ALSO NOT TERRIBLE IT WAS THE POLITICAL VERSION OF EATING AT TGI FRIDAYS. 19 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:55,281 [ LAUGHTER ] SO IN THE END, REPULICANS CAN GET THE HOUSE, DEMOCRATS CAN 20 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:58,985 HOLD THE SENATE, AND YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER WILL STILL BE A DISASTER. 21 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:01,955 [ LAUGHTER ] AS OF NOW, THERE ARE STILL SOME RACES THAT ARE STILL TOO CLOSE 22 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,757 TO CALL. BUT ACCORDING TO THE MEDIA, THERE WAS ONE CLEAR LOSER. 23 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,495 DONALD TRUMP >> VERY BAD NIGHT FOR DONALD TRUMP 24 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:12,866 >> BAD NIGHT FOR TRUMP >> WHAT I CAN TELL YOU IS THE BIGGEST LOSER OF THE NIGHT IS 25 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:16,603 DONALD TRUMP >> DONALD TRUMP IS THE BIGGEST LOSER OF THE NIGHT 26 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:21,174 >> HE'S THE BIGGEST LOSER IN AMERICAN POLITICS. >> DONALD TRUMP IS NOT GOING TO 27 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:24,511 LIKE THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TRUMP WAS SO MAD HE 28 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:29,482 RAN UPSTAIRS AND SLAMMED THE DOOR OF HIS TANNING BED. [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:36,356 KETCHUP EVERYWHERE [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, ONE OF THE MOST TALKED 30 00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:37,791 ABOUT RACES WAS IN PENNSYLVANIA, WHERE JOHN FETTERMAN WAS ABLE TO 31 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:44,230 DEFEAT DR. OZ. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BASICALLY, PEOPLE HIT THE 32 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:45,765 VOTING BOOTH SAW OZ AND THEN PAID NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN 33 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:53,873 [ LAUGHTER ] DR. OZ KNEW HE WAS IN TROUBLE WHEN HIS OWN NEIGHBORS DIDN'T 34 00:02:53,873 --> 00:03:00,413 VOTE FOR HIM THEY SAID, "WE COULDN'T. WE LIVE IN NEW JERSEY. 35 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:02,949 [ LAUGHTER ] AND GET THIS, APPARENTLY TRUMP BLAMED MELANIA FOR CONVINCING 36 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:06,920 HIM TO BACK DR. OZ, SAYING THAT IT WASN'T HER BEST DECISION. THEN MELANIA WAS LIKE, "WELL, 37 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:10,156 IT CERTAINLY WASN'T MY WORST." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH 38 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:18,331 HEY! [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YEP, NEWS NETWORKS 39 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,066 ARE STILL ANALYZING JOHN FETTERMAN'S VICTORY, WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR NEWEST SEGMENT 40 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:20,767 BRINGS US TO OUR NEWEST SEGMENT "CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT." HERE WE GO 41 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:27,640 * 42 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:31,411 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WHY DID DR. OZ LOSE WELL, IT LOOKED LIKE ACCORDING 43 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:32,679 TO THE EXIT POLLING, IT'S BECAUSE FETTERMAN WON. * 44 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:46,826 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, DOWN IN FLORIDA, GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS 45 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:48,495 WAS RECOLLECTED BY A HUGE MARGIN, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT MAKES HIM THE 46 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:53,767 REPUBLICAN FRONT RUNNER FOR 2024 WHICH IS SURPRISING -- WHICH IS 47 00:03:53,767 --> 00:04:01,408 SURPRISING BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO RUN ANYWHERE IN THOSE BOOTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:04,144 SOME OTHER RACES PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT, A 25-YEAR-OLD NAMED MAXWELL FROST WAS ELECTED 49 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:09,849 AS THE FIRST GEN Z MEMBER OF CONGRESS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 50 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:18,358 YEP. HE WAS THE ONLY WINNER TO BEGIN A VICTORY SPEECH WITH, "WELL, 51 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:25,498 THIS LOW-KEY SLAPS." [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, IT'S A HUGE 52 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:29,602 CELEBRATION FOR THE CANDIDATES WHO WIN, BUT IT'S SAD FOR THE ONES WHO LOSE BECAUSE THEY 53 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,538 STILL SET UP A PARTY TAKE A LOOK AT DOUG MASTRIANO'S PARTY AFTER HE LOST THE 54 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:34,274 PARTY AFTER HE LOST THE PENNSYLVANIA GOVERNOR'S RACE LOOK AT THIS 55 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:36,609 * 56 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:42,749 * THE VENGABUS IS COMIN AND EVERYBODY'S JUMPIN NEW YORK TO SAN FRANCISC 57 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:47,987 AN INTERCITY DISCO * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 58 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:49,622 YOU KNOW IT WAS A TOUGH NIGHT WHEN THE DANCE PARTY LOOKS LIKE A STILL PHOTO. 59 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,558 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT SURE WHAT THE ENERGY OF 60 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:53,393 AN ELECTION PARTY SHOULD BE, BUT IT'S DEFINITELY NOT WEDDING RECEPTION THAT JUST HAD A FIST 61 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:57,831 FIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH THE MIDTERMS ARE OVER, AND 62 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,566 THERE ARE WINNERS, AND OBVIOUSLY THERE ARE LOSERS, WHO IS HAVE TO MAKE A CONCESSION 63 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:10,110 SPEECH SO, AS A SERVICE, WE THOUGHT WE WOULD HELP THEM OUT BY GIVING 64 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:14,581 THEM LINES TO HELP THEM START OFF THOSE CONCESSION SPEECHES. FOR INSTANCE, THERE'S, "GOOD 65 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,282 EVENING, THE OPEN BAR IS NOW A A CASH BAR GOT TO PAY FOR THAT. 66 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:19,052 GOT TO PAY FOR THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT, THERE'S, "IF ANYONE NEEDS 67 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:23,723 TO CONTACT ME, YOU CAN EMAIL ME AT 'INSERT NAME HERE@UBER.COM.' [ LAUGHTER ] 68 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:29,796 WANT TO CHITCHAT OR NO OKAY." NEXT, THERE'S, "SO ANYONE KNOW 69 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:37,270 IF I CAN UN-ADOPT THAT DOG I GOT FOR THE CAMPAIGN?" [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,472 NEXT THERE'S, "MY CAMPAIGN IS LIKE 'WESTWORLD.' IT'S HARD TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED BUT 71 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:46,146 IT'S OVER. [ APPLAUSE ] WELL, THIS ONE'S SHORT 72 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:49,315 NEXT THERE'S, "WELL, NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO WORK AT TWITTER. 73 00:05:49,315 --> 00:05:59,259 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, "IT'S ME. HI, I'M THE PROBLEM WITH ME. 74 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:05,799 [ APPLAUSE ] THEY JUST GOT TO OWN IT. THEY JUST GOT TO OWN IT. 75 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,500 WELL, IT'S THE DAY AFTER THE MIDTERMS WITH A LOT OF BIG RACES STILL TOO CLOSE TO CALL, 76 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,369 AND YOU COULD TELL THE NETWORKS ARE TRYING TO FILL TIME BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT YOU SEE RIGHT NOW 77 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,270 ARE TRYING TO FILL TIME BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT YOU SEE RIGHT NOW WHEN YOU TURN ON CNN 78 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:23,850 BREAAAAAAAAAAAAKIIIIIIIIIIING [ CATCHS BREATH 79 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:26,920 NEWS >> STILL, NOTHING. [ APPLAUSE ] 80 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:35,061 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO STILL NOTHING. [ APPLAUSE ] 81 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,863 SWITCHING GEARS, SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, I READ THAT NETFLIX WANTS TO START OFFERING 82 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:40,533 LIVE SPORTS. YEP. THERE WILL BE WAY FEWER 83 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:47,574 PENALTIES IN FOOTBALL WHEN THIS IS THE REFEREE YEAH 84 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,542 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, YOU GUYS, EARLIER TONIGHT WAS THE ANNUAL COUNTRY MUSIC 85 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:53,246 AWARDS I LOVE THE CMAs, BUT I'VE GOT TO SAY, I DIDN'T KNOW A LOT OF 86 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:59,452 THIS YEAR'S PERFORMERS TAKE A LOOK. MAYBE YOU'LL AGREE 87 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,888 >> THE CMAs WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL THE OF THE AMAZING PERFORMERS OF TONIGHT'S 88 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:05,025 INCREDIBLE CEREMONY INCLUDING BROOKS AND DUNN, DAN + SHAY, MADDIE & TAE 89 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,760 BROOKS AND DAN, AND MADDIE AND SHAY, SHAY AND THE FRAY AND SUGAR RAY WITH JAY-Z FEATURING 90 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:14,234 BEYONCE. MADDIE AND MACE BELTING AMAZING GRAZE WITH SPACEHOG ON BABYFACE 91 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:20,040 ON UPRIGHT BASS. BROOKS AND DUNN WITH FUN! AND NUNS SINGING "ONE" AND "MY 92 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,042 ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN," FEATURING REVEREND RUN 93 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:25,078 AND CARRIE UNDERWOOD >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW CARRIE UNDERWOOD 94 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:34,688 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? A MAN IN THE UK WAS JUST 95 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,190 ARRESTED FOR ALLEGEDLY THROWING EGGS AT KING CHARLES YEP, SOME OF THE EGGS SHATTERED 96 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:43,963 ON THE GROUND. AND THIS IS TRAGIC, BUT IT'S BEEN REPORTED THAT ALL THE 97 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,499 KING'S HORSES AND ALL THE KING'S MEN COULDN'T PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. 98 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:55,675 [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS A SOUTHWEST AIRLINES PILOT 99 00:07:55,675 --> 00:08:01,014 PROPOSED TO HIS GIRLFRIEND OVER THE P.A. SYSTEM DURING A A FLIGHT 100 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,116 YEP, THEN THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WAS LIKE, "IF YOU WANT TO SAY, 'NO,' THE EMERGENCY EXITS ARE 101 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:10,256 LOCATED HERE AND HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IT IS WEDNESDAY, 102 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:11,624 AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. IT'S TIME FOR SOME "MONDAY 103 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:15,428 MOTIVATIONS. HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 104 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:26,373 * >> MONDAY MOTIVATIONS. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SO POPULAR, 105 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,575 WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, NOVEMBER, EVERYONE ELSE IS LIKE, "OH, YOU MEAN McKENZIE'S BIRTHDAY 106 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:31,077 MONTH? [ APPLAUSE ] AFTER THEY WELCOME YOU ONTO THE 107 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,946 FLIGHT, THE PILOTS GO INTO THE COCKPIT, SHUT THE DOOR, AND GO, "OH, MY GOD, HE'S HERE 108 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:48,061 BE COOL, BE COOL." [ APPLAUSE ] NO MATTER WHAT YOU WENT AS FOR 109 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,864 HALLOWEEN, PEOPLE ASSUMED YOU WERE THE SEXY VERSION. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 110 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:54,701 GO AHEAD, SAY YOU'RE VEGAN PEOPLE CARE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 111 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:59,072 WHEN YOU READ ON THE SUBWAY, EVERYONE IS LIKE, "OH, HE'S THE FULL PACKAGE." 112 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:02,676 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IF YOU'D BEEN ON STAGE THAT NIGHT, JOHN WILKES BOOTH WOULD 113 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:05,412 HAVE BEEN LIKE, "FORGET ABE LINCOLN, I WANT TO SEE THE REST OF THIS PLAY. 114 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:12,852 [ APPLAUSE ] AND FINALLY, THIS YEAR, YOUR UNCLE IS GOING TO SHOW UP TO 115 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:14,421 THANKSGIVING LIKE, "I'VE GIVEN IT SOME THOUGHT, AND I REALIZE, YOU'RE RIGHT." 116 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:20,593 [ APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE 117 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,562 OCTAVIA SPENCER IS HERE TONIGHT! OCTAVIA! 118 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:28,268 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER IS ON THE SHOW 119 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:31,304 AND WE'VE GOT STANDUP FROM KURT BRAUNOHLER. STICK AROUND 120 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,173 WE'RE PLAYING "CATCHPHRASE" WHEN WE COME BACK. SPECIAL GUEST. 121 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:44,651 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> IT HAS AN ENLONGATED MIDDLE 122 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:49,889 AND TWO THINGS ON EITHER SIDE. >> Tariq: OH, UH, UH, A - WHAT IS THAT THING? 123 00:09:49,889 --> 00:10:03,336 >> I KNOW IT'S A WEIRD NOTE. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 124 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,406 TONIGHT SHOW." I'M HERE WITH TARIQ TROTTER FROM THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 125 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:16,750 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME OF 126 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,918 "CATCHPHRASE," BUT WE'RE GOING TO NEED SOME PARTNERS. JOINING MY TEAM IS THE STAR OF 127 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,787 THE UPCOMING HOLIDAY MOVIE, "SPIRITED," PREMIERING IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY AND 128 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,023 GLOBALLY ON APPLE TV PLUS NOVEMBER 18th. GIVE IT UP FOR OCTAVIA SPENCER 129 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:30,130 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * MY PARTNER 130 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,866 I'M SO HAPPY COME ON, LET'S GO GET THAT WIN >> HEY 131 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:38,471 >> Jimmy: GET THAT WIN >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: TARIQ, YOUR PARTNER 132 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,273 STARS IN THE UPCOMING MOVIE, "THE FABELMANS," OPENING IN NEW YORK AND L.A. THIS FRIDAY 133 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:44,210 AND IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE NOVEMBER 23rd. PLEASE WELCOME, SETH ROGEN, 134 00:10:44,210 --> 00:11:04,230 LADIES AND GENTLEMAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 135 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,433 COMING IN HOT. COMING IN CONFIDENT. COMING IN HOT. 136 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,068 >> COMING IN HOT >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. 137 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,869 I'M GOING TO START THE ROUND BY PRESSING "START" ON THIS BUZZER, AND SETH, YOU'RE GOING 138 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:11,371 TO DRAW A CLUE FROM THE TOP OF THE PILE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET 139 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,073 YOUR PARTNER TO GUESS THE CLUE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE THEN HAND THE BUZZER TO THE 140 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,607 PERSON ON YOUR RIGHT IF YOU'RE HOLDING THE BUZZER WHEN IT GOES OFF, YOUR TEAM 141 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:20,413 LOSES THAT ROUND [ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THREE 142 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,816 ROUNDS LET'S TAKE OUR POSITIONS >> ALL RIGHT 143 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:25,885 ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO >> ALL RIGHT 144 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:27,854 I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE? >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO COME ON, BUD 145 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,723 >> OH, I'M NERVOUS I'M NERVOUS. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE 146 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,458 GO COME ON, WE GOT -- >> I'M READY 147 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,760 >> Jimmy: HERE HE GOES >> ONE, TWO, THREE, GO >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 148 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,161 >> HE'S AN OLD GUY FROM "A CHRISTMAS CAROL," THE MAIN CHARACTER. 149 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:39,332 >> Tariq: EBENEZER SCROOGE >> YES >> WOW 150 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:43,269 >> Jimmy: OKAY IT'S NOT A SWEATER, BUT IT GOES - 151 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:46,740 >> A CAPE. >> Jimmy: BUT IT GOES UP CLOSER TO YOUR HEAD 152 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:50,110 >> A HOODIE. >> Jimmy: NO, BUT IT'S -- IT'S SOMETHING -- IT'S -- 153 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:54,180 >> OH, GOSH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SAY IT'S ALSO LIKE AN ANIMAL. 154 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:59,652 IT HAS A SHELL >> TURTLENECK. >> Jimmy: YES! 155 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:03,156 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: SOMETIMES THEY PUT THIS FISH ON PIZZA 156 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:07,527 >> ANCHOVIES >> WOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 157 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,162 YOU HIT IT WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING. >> Jimmy: ALARM. 158 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:15,168 SNOOZE >> YES >> Jimmy: SNOOZE BUTTON. 159 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:18,071 >> YEAH. >> THEY'RE A RUBBER SHOE - [ BUZZER ] 160 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,306 [ SAD TUBA ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OOH, MY FAVORITE 161 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,075 BEATLES ALBUM. >> YEP EXAC -- IT'S A GOOD ONE. 162 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,476 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RUBBER SHOE. >> RUBBER SHOE 163 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,880 >> Jimmy: A RUBBER SHOE, A A SNEAKER? >> YEAH, A RUBBER SHOE 164 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,715 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. I LIKE THAT CLUE 165 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:34,621 >> NO, IT WAS A BRAND --IT'S A A BRAND. >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S CROCS 166 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:37,257 THAT IS A RUBBER SHOE. THAT'S GOOD -- YEAH, THAT'S GOOD 167 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,559 SETH, THAT WAS A GOOD CLUE ALL RIGHT, OCTAVIA, WE GOT THE POINT THERE, OKAY? 168 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,861 BUT YOUR CHANCE TO TIE IT RIGHT HERE SETH, AGAIN, WHEN YOU'RE READY 169 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:44,130 >> I'M READY I GET IT NOW ONE, TWO, THREE, GO. 170 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:48,201 >> YOU BOUNCE ON IT LIKE THIS. IT'S AN OLDEN TOY FROM DAYS OF YORE 171 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:54,641 >> Tariq: INCH WORM? >> NO. >> Tariq: BOUNCY BALLS 172 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,176 >> NO. IT HAS AN ELONGATED MIDDLE AND TWO THINGS 173 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,912 >> Tariq: WHAT IS THAT THING >> I KNOW. IT'S A WEIRD NAME. 174 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:09,622 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> IT'S NOT LIKE - >> Tariq: GEEZ 175 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,891 >> YOU KNOW, IT'S -- YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU JUST DON'T KNOW THE WORD 176 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:14,761 >> Tariq: I DO I DO WHAT IS IT 177 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,596 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO IN THIS SITUATION I'VE DONE MY JOB 178 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:20,967 >> Jimmy: I'M GONNA TAKE THIS WIN. * 179 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:27,640 A DOG CATCHES A -- A DIG CATCHES A -- >> Tariq: GET OUT OF HERE. 180 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:33,346 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THERE'S A SANDWICH SHOP CAN I DO "RHYMES WITH" 181 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:39,686 >> YES >> RHYMES WITH A SANDWICH SHOP IT'S A BAD L.A. SANDWICH 182 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,321 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THROW A DOG? YOU THROW A BALL AND YOU THROW 183 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,923 A -- >> Tariq: WHAT [ BUZZER ] 184 00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:46,226 [ SAD TUBA ] >> YOU THROW A BONE? WHAT 185 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,962 >> IT'S A POGO STICK >> A POGO STICK! GOD DAMMIT 186 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,264 * [ APPLAUSE ] >> OH MY GOD 187 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:56,503 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. >> Tariq: IT'S A POGO STICK. >> IT'S A POGO STICK 188 00:13:56,503 --> 00:14:00,040 >> Jimmy: ONCE YOU DON'T GET THIS, THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO. THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO. 189 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:05,679 IT MAKES IT WORSE. IT MAKES IT WORSE. >> THE CONVEYANCE OF THE THING 190 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,447 WASN'T THE PROBLEM >> Jimmy: BUT, HERE'S THE -- I'M JUST HEARING FROM THE 191 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:10,717 JUDGES, RIGHT NOW, THAT WE'RE GOING TO PLAY ONE MORE ROUND >> WE GOT TO PLAY ANOTHER 192 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:15,055 ROUND. >> Jimmy: AND THIS ROUND IS WORTH 1,000 POINTS 193 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,157 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WINS THE WHOLE THING WINS THE WHOLE THING 194 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:20,460 HERE WE GO >> ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO >> Jimmy: SETH, WHENEVER YOU'RE 195 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,063 READY. >> WORKED MYSELF UP HERE OKAY 196 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:27,334 ONE, TWO, THREE. YOU SIT ON IT. IT MAKES A FART NOISE. 197 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:30,070 IT'S A BALLOON TOY >> HOT AIR BALLOON >> THAT YOU SIT ON AND IT MAKES 198 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,938 A FART NOISE I SAY IT TO THE SAME UNIVERSE AS THE POGO STICK. 199 00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:38,078 >> IT'S ANOTHER DUMB ASS NAME. WHAT IS IT CALLED? [ LAUGHTER ] 200 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:43,950 >> THERE'S A PIE [ BLEEP A LITTLE CAKE. 201 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:48,088 >> WHOOPEE CUSHION >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 202 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,756 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. >> OKAY. ELON MUSK NOW OWNS THIS. 203 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,491 >> TWITTER >> Jimmy: YES. >> Tariq: OH, MY GOD 204 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,226 >> WHAT? >> Tariq: IT'S AN INSTRUMENT YOU HOLD IT IN YOUR HAND - 205 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,528 AND IT'S A - >> KAZOO >> Tariq: YES. 206 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,397 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU GO AROUND THE BOARD WITH IT - 207 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:03,837 >> Jimmy: SORRY. MONOPOLY >> YES 208 00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:06,339 >> IT'S A DISK OF DOUGH -- >> Tariq: A PIZZA. >> AND IT COMES COLD THOUGH. 209 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:10,043 >> Tariq: A PIE. A PIZZA PIE. >> THAT YOU BUY IT COLD. 210 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,246 >> Tariq: DiGIORNO FROZEN PIZZA >> YES 211 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,049 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THE LITTLE YELLOW CARTOON >> MINIONS 212 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,151 >> Jimmy: YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: YOU PUT IT ON 213 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:22,522 A BURGER, A BURGER IT'S RED [ BUZZER ] 214 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,592 >> KETCHUP >> Tariq: YES! YES! 215 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:31,498 YES. [ DINGING [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 216 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:32,932 >> Jimmy: WOW! YOU PUT IT ON A BURGER IT'S RED 217 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,403 >> Tariq: YEAH, COME ON, MAN >> WAS IT KETCHUP? >> YES, IT WAS KETCHUP 218 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:42,308 >> I GOT IT. I GOT IT >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 219 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,411 OCTAVIA SPENCER. THE CHAMPS ALSO A CHAMPION, SETH ROGEN. 220 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,914 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WE APPRECIATE IT TARIQ TROTTER, THANK YOU FOR 221 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:51,384 PLAYING. WE'RE TALKING TO OCTAVIA AFTER THE BREAK. 222 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,787 STICK AROUND EVERYBODY OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 223 00:15:53,787 --> 00:16:03,196 * >> I ALMOST PAID WITH IT CAN YOU IMAGINE? 224 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:08,101 >> Jimmy: COUNTERFEIT RYAN REYNOLDS MONEY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 225 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:11,404 [ CYMBAL CRASH ] YOU ALMOST WENT TO JAIL. >> I ALMOST WENT TO JAIL 226 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:25,485 >> Jimmy: YOU ALMOST WENT TO PRISON OVER RYAN REYNOLDS. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 227 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:31,057 EVERYBODY. I JUST WANT TO MENTION THIS FRIDAY WE ARE DOING A VERY 228 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:35,228 SPECIAL SHOW IN HONOR OF VETERANS DAY OUR ENTIRE AUDIENCE WILL BE 229 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:39,899 FILLED WITH VETERANS FROM ALL BRANCHES OF THE MILITARY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 230 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,535 WE DO THIS EVERY YEAR. IT'S A LOT OF FUN. SO, TUNE IN FOR THAT FRIDAY 231 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:46,373 NIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN 232 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,274 OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS WHO YOU CAN SEE ALONGSIDE WILL FERRELL AND RYAN REYNOLDS IN THE NEW 233 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:56,416 FILM, "SPIRITED," WHICH IS THEATERS FRIDAY AND ON APPLE TV PLUS NOVEMBER 18th 234 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:57,250 THEATERS FRIDAY AND ON APPLE TV PLUS NOVEMBER 18th PLEASE WELCOME OCTAVIA SPENCER 235 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:09,095 * * 236 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:16,403 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OCTAVIA, WELCOME BACK 237 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,371 >> OH. >> Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU. 238 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,140 I TOLD YOU WE WERE GOING TO GET THAT WIN RIGHT? 239 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:23,843 >> I FEEL SO, LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YES, YOU -- WE DID IT 240 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:26,146 WE GOT IT. >> INVINCIBLE! >> Jimmy: YES, COME ON 241 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,314 WE CRUSHED IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> INVINCIBLE. 242 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,050 >> Jimmy: I KNEW WE WOULD BE GOOD TOGETHER. THANKS FOR COMING BACK TO THE 243 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:34,120 SHOW YOU KNOW, THERE'S A BIG DEBATE ALWAYS AROUND THIS TIME. 244 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:38,725 IS IT TOO EARLY TO GET READY FOR CHRISTMAS? CAN YOU LISTEN TO THE MUSIC? 245 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:44,731 CAN YOU DECORATE AND YOU SAY -- >> I SAY IT'S NOT TOO EARLY TO 246 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:48,068 START ON HALLOWEEN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BUT I MEAN, IS THAT 247 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:54,240 WHEN YOU START, AROUND HALLOWEEN? NO 248 00:17:54,240 --> 00:18:00,146 >> WELL, I PULL THE TREE OUT AND -- I MEAN, IT'S -- MINE IS OUT. 249 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,449 I HAVEN'T DECORATED IT I'M DOING THAT WHEN I GET BACK >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 250 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:05,285 SO, THE -- BUT THE TREE IS OUT IS IT -- IS IT PLUGGED -- >> IT'S LIT AND PLUGGED IN 251 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,687 >> Jimmy: IT'S LIT >> BUT NO DECORATIONS, GUYS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 252 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,422 >> Jimmy: YEAH NOW DO YOU DO -- DO YOU DO REAL TREES? 253 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,725 >> NO, NO, NO. >> Jimmy: FAKE TREE? >> I LIKE THE FAKE TREE BECAUSE 254 00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:16,763 YOU HAVE THE LIGHTS EVENLY DISTRIBUTED. >> Jimmy: WOW. 255 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,932 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OTHERWISE, YOU'LL HAVE POCKETS. 256 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:24,838 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. DO HAVE THE WHOLE FAMILY? DO YOU HAVE EVERY -- DO YOU HOST 257 00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:31,878 EVERYONE FOR THE HOLIDAYS? >> UH, NO. I -- I USUALLY GO HOME BECAUSE 258 00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,713 IT'S EASIER FOR ME, BUT -- AND IN ALL HONESTY, NOBODY IN MY LIFE WOULD EVER WANT ME TO HOST 259 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:38,084 A PARTY OR -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU WOULD BE 260 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,919 A GREAT HOST >> WELL, ONLY BECAUSE -- AND I JUST WANT TO SEE IF YOU GUYS 261 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:49,229 AGREE AND IF YOU AGREE I HAVE -- I TAP OUT EARLY. SO, I'M READY TO BE DONE BEFORE 262 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,531 OTHER PEOPLE ARE >> Jimmy: OH [ LAUGHTER ] 263 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,800 >> AND IF -- >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO >> IF YOU'RE HOSTING, YOU CAN'T 264 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,201 GO, "OH, GUYS," YOU KNOW, "DINNER IS FROM 8:00 TO 10:00. IT'S 9:30. 265 00:18:55,201 --> 00:19:02,108 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO GO TO 10:00 AT LEAST >> YES 266 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:05,712 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SO -- >> Jimmy: WOW. 267 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,580 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH THEN YOU CAN'T 268 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,449 BUT DO WE HAVE -- HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT >> "DINNER IS FROM 8:00 TO 269 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,751 10:00. IT'S 9:30. [ LAUGHTER ] 270 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,486 I'M -- I AM GOING TO TRY NEXT YEAR >> Jimmy: YEAH -- OH, YOU WILL 271 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,021 >> I AM. YEAH >> Jimmy: OKAY GOOD. 272 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,023 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO THEN, AFTER NEXT YEAR, I WANT YOU TO COME BACK 273 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,825 ON THE SHOW TO DISCUSS HOW IT WENT >> I CAN TELL YOU, I'M GOING TO 274 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,561 BE REALLY PANICKED [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AROUND 9:30, HOW DO 275 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:25,632 YOU -- HOW DO WE GET THE FAMILY UP POLITELY? >> HOW DO WE GET THEM OUT? 276 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:33,039 HOW DO WE GET THEM OUT YEAH >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU 277 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,474 ABOUT THIS BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME A VERY FUNNY STORY. 278 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,209 AND YOU BROUGHT A PHOTO AS WELL IT'S HALLOWEEN, AND YOU WERE 279 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,311 GETTING CANDY. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: GETTING READY FOR 280 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,146 HALLOWEEN. AND -- WELL, DO WE JUST -- >> WELL -- SO, HERE'S THE 281 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,115 THING. I NEVER HAVE CASH WITH ME. AND I WAS ALL EXCITED. 282 00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:49,356 I'M ALSO THAT CUSTOMER WHO'S, LIKE, READY. I DON'T WANT TO BE FUMBLING FOR 283 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,857 MY CASH OR MY CREDIT CARD WHEN I'M AT THE REGISTER. >> Jimmy: ME EITHER. 284 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:59,165 >> SO, I LIKE TO FIND IT I'M LIKE, "DO I HAVE CASH? LIKE, "DO I HAVE $5? 285 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:10,777 AND I FOUND A $100 BILL IN MY WALLET >> Jimmy: WOW. 286 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,145 >> AND I WAS SO PROUD BECAUSE I FELT LIKE I HAD FOUND A TREASURE 287 00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:14,681 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SO, I'M GLAD I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO LIKES TO BE 288 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,383 PREPARED >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> BECAUSE I'M LOOKING AT THE 289 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,784 $100 BILL, AND I'M LIKE, "BEN FRANKLIN LOOKS REALLY, REALLY WEIRD." 290 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:20,053 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] AND THIS IS THE -- THIS IS WHAT 291 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,122 YOU GAVE THE PERSON AT THE -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- AT THE STORE. 292 00:20:22,122 --> 00:20:23,990 >> I REALIZED -- [ LAUGHTER ] I -- I REALIZED IT WAS A PROP 293 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:27,060 FROM "SPIRITED," AND I -- I ALMOST PAID WITH IT. CAN YOU -- CAN YOU IMAGINE 294 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,462 >> Jimmy: COUNTERFEIT RYAN REYNOLDS MONEY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 295 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:35,568 [ CYMBAL CRASH ] YOU ALMOST WENT TO JAIL. >> I ALMOST WENT TO JAIL 296 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:41,908 >> Jimmy: ALMOST WENT TO PRISON OVER RYAN REYNOLDS HOW DID YOU END UP WITH THIS 297 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,911 WHAT IS THIS >> WELL, IT'S A PROP FROM THE SET AND I SAW IT ON THE FLOOR 298 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,646 AND I THOUGHT, "WOW, THAT'S A GREAT -- IT LOOKS REAL." AND I THOUGHT, BECAUSE I NEVER 299 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,581 HAVE MONEY IN MY WALLET, THAT I WOULD REMEMBER WE SHOT IT A YEAR AGO. 300 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:52,318 THIS JUST HAPPENED, HALLOWEEN. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 301 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:59,192 THAT'S SO FUNNY. BUT NOW, IS IT OUT OF YOUR PURSE AND SAFE 302 00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:01,494 >> I -- I HAVE IT ON A SHELF I SAVE PROPS AND THINGS FROM SETS 303 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,897 SO, I HAVE IT ON MY SHELF. AND I'M NEVER SAVING MONEY FROM ANY OTHER SET. 304 00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:06,966 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE YOU GO YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON. >> YEAH. 305 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,535 >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "SPIRITED. CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS. 306 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,670 YOU KNOW, I -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU 307 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:13,740 THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: IT'S A BIG FUN, COMEDY, HOLIDAY MUSICAL. 308 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:21,281 CAN WE SET UP WHAT IT'S ABOUT? >> YES IT'S A RETELLING OF "A 309 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,249 CHRISTMAS CAROL. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT IT'S FROM THE GHOST'S 310 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:27,721 PERSPECTIVE. >> Jimmy: WHICH I THINK IS BRILLIANT. 311 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,389 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO WILL FERRELL IS, ACTUALLY, LOOKING AT HIS 312 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,557 PAST AND GOING, "WHY AM I DOING THIS?" [ LAUGHTER ] 313 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:33,526 "WHY AM I FINDING A SCROOGE EVERY YEAR WHAT'S THE POINT OF ALL THIS?" 314 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,362 YEAH >> YES >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE ON 315 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:37,230 THE SHOW, YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO START FILMING >> UH-HUH. 316 00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:39,632 >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE VERY EXCITED BUT ALSO A LITTLE NERVOUS. 317 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,768 >> YES >> Jimmy: BECAUSE THE -- THE DIRECTOR ASKED YOU IF YOU ICE 318 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,570 SKATE. >> IF I ICE SKATE. AND I -- I IMMEDIATELY SAID 319 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:49,209 "NO. [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO, THEY GOT ME THIS WORLD 320 00:21:49,209 --> 00:21:50,443 CLASS TRAINER, ELLADJ BALDE, FROM CANADA. AND THAT -- 321 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:57,250 >> Jimmy: I SHOULD SAY THIS IS A PHOTO. THIS IS NOT THE TRAINER 322 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,885 ELLADJ BAL -- THIS IS YOU IN A PLASTIC SEAL FOR CHILDREN 323 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:03,356 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS FOR -- USUALLY FOR CHILDREN WHO LEARN HOW TO ICE 324 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:06,760 SKATE. >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS BEFORE 325 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,062 YOU GOT THE TRAINING >> BEFORE I GOT THE TRAINING >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU WERE 326 00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:13,633 NERVOUS. >> I WAS >> Jimmy: AND I GO -- 327 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,168 WE SHOWED THIS ON THE SHOW, AND I APPRECIATE YOU BEING SO WELL-CONFIDENT 328 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,070 >> BUT HERE'S THE THING. I -- I REALIZED THAT I COULD MASTER THE ICE 329 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:18,438 >> Jimmy: YES. >> I DID >> Jimmy: CONQUERED YOUR 330 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:21,708 DEMONS AND WE HAVE A CLIP OF IT LET'S SEE HOW IT ENDED UP. 331 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,410 COME ON. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: HERE'S 332 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,178 >> Jimmy: HERE'S OCTAVIA SPENCER. WATCH THIS 333 00:22:32,152 --> 00:22:38,558 DIDN'T FALL DOWN 334 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,660 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I -- I DID NOT FALL DOWN. I DID LEARN HOW TO BE ON THE 335 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:52,872 ICE. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> BUT I CALLED IT "ICE 336 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,641 SCOOTING." >> Jimmy: WERE YOU -- >> I WASN'T WEARING -- 337 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,910 >> Jimmy: SKATES >> -- THE SKATES NO 338 00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:59,546 I -- >> Jimmy: RIGHT THERE. >> YEAH. 339 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,414 NO, I DECIDED I COULD SCOOT ON IF I HAD MY SNEAKERS >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU ICE 340 00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:05,552 ACTED? >> WELL -- >> Jimmy: YOU SKATE ACTED? 341 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:07,320 >> WELL, THE DIRECTOR IS LIKE, "DON'T DO THAT NOBODY DOES THAT." 342 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,489 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE DRIVING AND DOING THIS 343 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,124 I WAS LIKE -- >> Jimmy: BUT YOU SING ALSO IN THIS 344 00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:13,193 THIS IS A LOT OF PRESSURE FOR YOU TO DO A LOT OF STUFF >> THERE ARE A LOT OF NEW 345 00:23:13,193 --> 00:23:14,961 THINGS A LOT OF MOVING PARTS. SO I -- 346 00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:17,597 >> Jimmy: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT ALL. >> YEAH. 347 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,866 >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. THEY EXPECT IT FROM YOU. >> YEAH. 348 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:23,370 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU SOUND PHENOMENAL >> WELL, THANK YOU 349 00:23:23,370 --> 00:23:25,205 BUT IT TOOK A LOT TO GET ME THERE BECAUSE I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT TAKES TO DO A MUSICAL 350 00:23:25,205 --> 00:23:27,307 BECAUSE -- WELL, HERE'S THE THING. WE ALL SING EVERY DAY. 351 00:23:27,307 --> 00:23:31,478 I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF A SINGER >> Jimmy: YEAH 352 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:35,181 >> BUT I THOUGHT I COULD PROBABLY DO IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 353 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:37,083 >> BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE SINGING WITH THE RADIO, YOU SOUND SO GOOD, RIGHT 354 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:41,788 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE LIKE -- >> Jimmy: "YEAH, I MIGHT ROLL 355 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,590 DOWN THE WINDOWS I SOUND PRETTY GOOD. I WANT PEOPLE TO HEAR THIS 356 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,658 ONE. YEAH >> YOU KNOW, YOU HIT THE NOTES 357 00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:47,427 BUT YOU REALIZE YOU'RE SINGING VERY LOW LIKE -- * HELLO * 358 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,729 >> Jimmy: OOH. >> YOU KNOW, IT'S -- * IS IT YOU'R 359 00:23:49,729 --> 00:24:02,208 LOOKING FOR * >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT WAS MAGIC. >> IT WAS MAGIC. 360 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,077 AND THEN I REALIZED, YOU KNOW, THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE A MICROPHONE, SO I THOUGHT I 361 00:24:04,077 --> 00:24:05,612 WOULD USE MY LITTLE -- MY RADIO SINGING VOICE. AND IT'S KIND OF SMALL LIKE 362 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:12,052 A -- LIKE A LITTLE MOUSE VOICE AND THE MUSIC -- THE VOICE COACH, ERIC VETRO, WAS LIKE, 363 00:24:12,052 --> 00:24:15,088 "YEAH, I'M GOING TO -- I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO SING OUT. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, YEAH. 364 00:24:15,088 --> 00:24:17,390 >> YEAH, PROJECT >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO PROJECT A A LITTLE BIT 365 00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:22,429 THE MOVIE IS NOT A TEXT MESSAGE. >> AND IT'S -- IT'S NOT -- AND 366 00:24:22,429 --> 00:24:24,497 I LITERALLY STARTED PANICKING BECAUSE I THOUGHT, "WELL, WHAT HAVE I SIGNED ON TO DO?" 367 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:26,766 >> Jimmy: WHOA >> I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO WALK AROUND, YOU KNOW -- 368 00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:29,102 >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED IT * IN A MOUSE VOICE * >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED IT 369 00:24:29,102 --> 00:24:32,472 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE SINGING WITH WILL -- WITH WILL FERRELL 370 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:35,542 >> WELL THEN, HE MAKES IT EASIER THOUGH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S FUN 371 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:37,277 >> SO, WE HAVE A MUSICAL DIRECTOR WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO USE THE LYRICS TO THE SONG AS 372 00:24:37,277 --> 00:24:44,384 A MONOLOGUE. NOW THAT I UNDERSTAND, BUT -- * SINGING IN MOUSE VOICE AND * 373 00:24:44,384 --> 00:24:46,152 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I THINK YOU HAVE IT 374 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,721 YOU SOUND SO GREAT AND IT'S VERY FUNNY AND VERY HOLIDAY AND IT PUTS YOU IN A 375 00:24:47,721 --> 00:24:49,189 A GOOD MOOD, IN A GOOD SPIRIT. YOU DO GET -- >> YOU DO. 376 00:24:49,189 --> 00:24:51,291 >> Jimmy: -- IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT >> YOU DO. 377 00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:53,360 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S OCTAVIA SPENCER IN 378 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,294 HERE'S OCTAVIA SPENCER IN "SPIRITED. TAKE A LOOK. 379 00:24:55,595 --> 00:25:01,434 ODDLY TIGHT SUIT 380 00:25:01,434 --> 00:25:07,440 >> YEAH, IT IS A LITTLE SNUG >> NO, I -- I LIKE IT. IT'S KIND OF A EURO FIT. 381 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:13,246 >> OH. >> AND I LIKE IT ON YOU. >> YEAH. 382 00:25:13,246 --> 00:25:14,681 YEAH, IT IS A EURO FIT BECAUSE I BUY ALL MY CLOTHES IN GERMANY. 383 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:22,322 >> OH. >> YEAH. >> I CAN SEE 384 00:25:22,322 --> 00:25:25,492 >> SORRY BUT WOULD YOU -- WOULD YOU WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE AND MAYBE -- 385 00:25:25,492 --> 00:25:28,328 >> NO, I -- >> YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ANSWER 386 00:25:28,328 --> 00:25:30,296 >> YEAH, I -- I WOULD LOVE TO. >> OH, GREAT REALLY 387 00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:33,800 >> TOTALLY I LOVE SOMEWHERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 388 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:39,472 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "I LOVE SOMEWHERE. >> IT'S MY FAVORITE PLACE. 389 00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:47,080 >> Jimmy: ME TOO [ LAUGHTER ] OCTAVIA SPENCER. 390 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,715 "SPIRITED" IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY AND ON APPLE TV PLUS GLOBALLY NOVEMBER 18th 391 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,750 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 392 00:25:50,750 --> 00:26:08,735 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 393 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:13,740 A VERY TALENTED ACTOR AND DIRECTOR, WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE NEW MOVIE, "THE SWIMMERS," 394 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:18,311 WHICH IS IN SELECT THEATERS FRIDAY, AND ON NETFLIX NOVEMBER 23rd. 395 00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:21,448 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER. 396 00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:39,099 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 397 00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:45,105 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON. >> OH, MY GOD! 398 00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:48,475 >> Jimmy: MATTHIAS >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT 399 00:26:48,475 --> 00:26:55,081 IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. SINCE WE'VE TALKED, "ARMY OF THIEVES," YOUR MOVIE, NUMBER 400 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:57,984 ONE NETFLIX MOVIE IN 90-PLUS COUNTRIES, SOMETHING CRAZY CONGRATULATIONS. 401 00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:01,488 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I MEAN - * 402 00:27:01,488 --> 00:27:04,290 >> IT'S AMAZING. >> Jimmy: I CAN TELL -- I CAN ALREADY TELL YOU'VE CHANGED 403 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:13,199 A LITTLE BIT THIS HAS GONE TO YOUR HEAD THE SUCCESS HAS CHANGED YOU. 404 00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:15,368 >> THAT'S NOT TRUE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT -- 405 00:27:15,368 --> 00:27:16,569 >> Jimmy: IS ANYTHING DIFFERENT? >> OH, YEAH. 406 00:27:16,569 --> 00:27:18,338 WHEN WE ARRIVED -- WHEN I ARRIVED LAST WEEKEND IN NEW YORK, AND I STEPPED OUT OF 407 00:27:18,338 --> 00:27:20,040 THE PLANE, AND I WENT TO IMMIGRATION, I MET AN OFFICER, AN IMMIGRATION OFFICER, AND HE 408 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:29,916 WAS THE FIRST GUY I MET IN AMERICA. AND HE WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, 409 00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:35,922 LUDWIG DIETER. 'ARMY OF THIEVES.' THAT'S AMAZING 410 00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:38,224 CAN WE GET A SELFIE? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WAS LIKE, "OF COURSE, 411 00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:44,364 YES, SIR YES, LET'S DO IT LET'S DO A SELFIE. 412 00:27:44,364 --> 00:27:46,399 AND THEN I WAS ASKING, "SIR, BUT DO I HAVE TO STAND IN THIS LINE, OR CAN I GET THROUGH 413 00:27:46,399 --> 00:27:49,469 QUICKLY? [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE SAID, "NO 414 00:27:49,469 --> 00:27:55,175 NO, BOY, YOU GO IN LINE. >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 415 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:57,677 SO, FOR A SECOND, YOU GOT A GLIMPSE OF ULTIMATE -- YEAH. I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE 416 00:27:57,677 --> 00:28:02,716 YOU KNOW I'M A BIG FAN, AND YOU'RE SUPER TALENTED. I HEARD THAT YOU BROUGHT A GAME 417 00:28:02,716 --> 00:28:05,118 FOR ME TONIGHT YOU KNOW I LOVE GAMES. >> THAT'S TRUE 418 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:09,155 >> Jimmy: YEAH WHAT DO WE HAVE IN STORE WHAT DO WE HAVE PLANNED? 419 00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:11,024 >> OKAY, SO, I KNOW YOU HAD, LIKE THERE'VE BEEN A FEW GERMAN SPEAKING ACTORS, GUESTS ON THE 420 00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:16,129 SHOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> AND THEY QUIZZED YOU ON 421 00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:19,666 GERMAN WORDS I WOULD LOVE TO DO THE SAME. BUT BECAUSE THE MOVIE -- I'M 422 00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:24,137 HERE FOR THE MOVIE "SWIMMERS," SO, I WOULD LOVE TO DO A QUIZ WITH YOU ABOUT GERMAN RELATED 423 00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:27,407 TO, LIKE, SWIMMING GERMAN WORDS RELATED TO SWIMMING AND YOU HAVE TO GUESS 424 00:28:27,407 --> 00:28:29,609 THE MEANING. >> Jimmy: "SWIMMERS" IS THE NAME OF YOUR FILM, AND SO THIS 425 00:28:29,609 --> 00:28:33,747 IS GERMAN WORDS THAT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH SWIMMING. >> RIGHT 426 00:28:33,747 --> 00:28:38,785 >> Jimmy: I'M GOOD AT THIS [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. 427 00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:42,489 SO, GERMAN WORD QUIZ HERE'S THE FIRST WORD. IT'S -- DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY 428 00:28:42,489 --> 00:28:46,659 IT, LIKE -- CAN I SAY IT FAST? >> Jimmy: YES. CAN YOU SAY IT FAST? 429 00:28:46,659 --> 00:28:52,766 >> I MEAN THE WORD >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, THE FIRST WORD IS 430 00:28:52,766 --> 00:28:55,301 BECKENRANDSCHWIMMER. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S HARD. 431 00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:56,970 DO YOU WANT ME -- YOU KNOW, IN GERMAN - >> Jimmy: BECKENRANDSCHWIMMER 432 00:28:56,970 --> 00:28:58,304 >> BECKENRANDSCHWIMMER >> Jimmy: HE PLAYED ROSS ON "FRIENDS." 433 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:02,175 [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW, I LOVE THAT GUY. >> EVERYTHING IN GERMAN IS 434 00:29:02,175 --> 00:29:04,711 STOPPED SO I DO IT WITH MY DUBBING VOICE. LIKE, BECK -- 435 00:29:04,711 --> 00:29:10,483 BECKENRANDSCHWIMMER. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO, DOES IT MEAN, "A," 436 00:29:10,483 --> 00:29:12,385 SOMEONE WHO GETS GREAT JOY FROM SWIMMING, OR "B," SOMEONE WHO SWIMS BY HOLDING ON TO THE EDGE 437 00:29:12,385 --> 00:29:18,291 OF THE POOL? >> Jimmy: SAY IT AGAIN >> BECKENRAND -- IT'S 438 00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:24,631 BECKENRANDSCHWIMMER. >> Jimmy: AH >> BECKENRANDSCHWIMMER 439 00:29:24,631 --> 00:29:33,106 BECKENRANDSCHWIMMER. >> Jimmy: THERE'S NOT MUSIC FOR THIS 440 00:29:33,106 --> 00:29:38,578 SO, BECKENRANDSCHWIMMER. IT SOUNDS -- THE WAY YOU SAID IT SOUNDED LIKE, NICE. 441 00:29:38,578 --> 00:29:45,051 SO I WOULD SAY - >> SOMEONE WHO GETS GREAT JOY FROM SWIMMING. 442 00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:47,120 >> Jimmy: YES, GREAT JOY FROM SWIMMING, I SAY. [ BUZZER ] 443 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,190 >> THAT'S WRONG. [ SAD TUBA ] >> Jimmy: THERE'S A WORD FOR 444 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:52,125 SOMEONE WHO SWIMS AND HOLDS ON TO THE EDGE? WHAT 445 00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:54,527 THAT'S A THING [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. 446 00:29:54,527 --> 00:29:56,496 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A WORD -- WE DON'T HAVE A WORD FOR THAT IN AMERICA. 447 00:29:56,496 --> 00:29:58,698 WOW. >> THAT'S A GERMAN WORD, YEAH. >> Jimmy: BECKENRANDSCHWIMMER, 448 00:29:58,698 --> 00:30:04,604 OKAY ALL RIGHT. >> NEXT WORD IS 449 00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:09,943 SCHMETTERLINGSBEINSCHLAG >> Jimmy: IT SOUNDS DIRTY. >> THAT'S DIRTY. 450 00:30:09,943 --> 00:30:11,644 IT'S, "A," BUTTERFLY KICK -- A A BUTTERFLY KICK, OR, "B," THE SPRING ON A DIVING BOARD 451 00:30:11,644 --> 00:30:21,654 IT'S SCHMETTERLINGSBEINSCHLAG. SCHMETTERLINGSBEINSCHLAG >> Jimmy: 452 00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:25,692 SCHMETTERLINGSBEINSCHLAG [ LAUGHTER ] >> SCHMETTERLINGSBEINSCHLAG. 453 00:30:25,692 --> 00:30:28,428 >> Jimmy: SPRING >> SCHMETTERLINGSBEINSCHLAG. >> Jimmy: RIGHT? 454 00:30:28,428 --> 00:30:34,768 IT'S NOT - >> IT'S MORE LIKE -- >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S MORE 455 00:30:34,768 --> 00:30:38,605 LIKE - I'M SAYING, SPRING DIVING BOARD. 456 00:30:38,605 --> 00:30:41,007 [ BUZZER ] OKAY ALL RIGHT. 457 00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:42,742 [ SAD TUBA ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHO CARES. 458 00:30:42,742 --> 00:30:45,478 >> OKAY. SO, THE LAST ONE, THAT'S A A LITTLE DIFFERENT 459 00:30:45,478 --> 00:30:50,717 LIKE THE ENGLISH WORD FOR POOL, THE GERMAN WORD FOR POOL, YEAH, IS CALLED BECKEN 460 00:30:50,717 --> 00:30:57,657 AND BECKEN HAS MULTIPLE MEANINGS SO, BECKEN, DOES IT MEAN, "A," 461 00:30:57,657 --> 00:31:01,227 PELVIS AND CYMBALS, OR UVULA AND BOWLING PIN. [ LAUGHTER ] 462 00:31:01,227 --> 00:31:02,495 >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY UVULA AND BOWLING PIN. [ BUZZER ] 463 00:31:02,495 --> 00:31:07,067 WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME [ SAD TUBA ] 464 00:31:07,067 --> 00:31:14,107 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT UP WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT UP 465 00:31:14,107 --> 00:31:16,843 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY. I HAVE NO IDEA 466 00:31:16,843 --> 00:31:19,145 >> YEAH. WE'RE NOT PLAYING THIS GAME ANYMORE. 467 00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:21,114 >> YOU WILL NEVER PLAY A GAME AGAIN. NEVER. 468 00:31:21,114 --> 00:31:23,817 >> Jimmy: NO, WE'LL PLAY A GAME AGAIN, BUT NOT THIS ONE. PLEASE, THANK YOU. 469 00:31:23,817 --> 00:31:31,157 >> THAT'S FOR YOU, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE, "THE SWIMMERS." 470 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:35,862 >> YES >> Jimmy: YOU PLAY A COACH [ LAUGHTER ] 471 00:31:35,862 --> 00:31:37,731 I LOVE THAT YOU PLAYED THIS WITH ME. DO YOU SWIM IN REAL LIFE 472 00:31:37,731 --> 00:31:40,233 DO YOU KNOW THESE WORDS? >> I CAN FLOAT, AND I CAN DIVE I'M GOOD AT FLOATING 473 00:31:40,233 --> 00:31:43,403 >> Jimmy: BUT THERE'S MUCH MORE ACTION IN THIS MOVIE >> I CAN SWIM. 474 00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:45,805 I CAN SWIM A BIT I'M NOT A REALLY GOOD SWIMMER, BUT I LOOK GOOD, LIKE, STANDING 475 00:31:45,805 --> 00:31:48,441 IN THE OCEAN IN THE WATER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JUST FLOATING AROUND 476 00:31:48,441 --> 00:31:51,277 YEAH, YEAH, LOOKING AROUND HOW DID YOU GET THE STORY FOR THIS SCRIPT? 477 00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:56,516 >> THIS IS A -- IN FACT, IT'S A TRUE STORY AND IN 2016, I MET -- IT'S A 478 00:31:56,516 --> 00:32:05,492 A FILM ABOUT TWO SISTERS, AND THEY FLED THE SYRIAN WAR AND I MET THESE GIRLS 479 00:32:05,492 --> 00:32:07,327 IN 2016 ON AN AWARD SHOW I RECEIVED AN AWARD AS A A DIRECTOR, AND I WAS SUPER 480 00:32:07,327 --> 00:32:10,530 PROUD, BECAUSE IT WAS MY FIRST AWARD. BUT THEN THEY CAME ON STAGE AND 481 00:32:10,530 --> 00:32:19,706 RECEIVED AN AWARD FOR BEING HEROES, BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS CRAZY JOURNEY 482 00:32:19,706 --> 00:32:22,108 AND I WAS LIKE - >> Jimmy: HERE'S MY DIRECTOR AWARD. 483 00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:30,083 >> IT'S YOUR AWARD NOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> AND I MET THE GIRLS FOR THE 484 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:32,118 FIRST TIME, AND I THOUGHT THE STORY WAS AMAZING. AND FIVE YEARS LATER, WORKING 485 00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:33,953 TITLE, ERIC FELLNER, CALLED ME AND SAID MATTHIAS, THE PRODUCER, WE ARE DOING THIS 486 00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:35,588 FILM CALLED "THE SWIMMERS," BASED ON THE TRUE STORY OF THESE TWO SWIMMING SISTERS 487 00:32:35,588 --> 00:32:39,826 AND DO YOU WANT TO PLAY THE COACH? AND I WAS LIKE, "YES, WHERE DO 488 00:32:39,826 --> 00:32:48,234 I NEED TO SIGN YES, I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT FILM." 489 00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:51,504 >> Jimmy: THE IDEA OF THE FILM IS THAT THE ENGINE GOES OUT ON THE BOAT 490 00:32:51,504 --> 00:32:54,107 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO, THEY ACTUALLY SWIM AND PULL THE BOAT 491 00:32:54,107 --> 00:32:56,643 >> THEY PULL THE BOAT, AND THEY SAVE LOADS OF PEOPLE BY SWIMMING THROUGH THE 492 00:32:56,643 --> 00:33:02,882 MEDITERRANEAN SEA AT NIGHT JUST TO SAVE ALL THESE PEOPLE'S LIVES. 493 00:33:02,882 --> 00:33:05,719 AND THEY'VE BEEN LIKE 17 AND 19 AT THE TIME >> Jimmy: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 494 00:33:05,719 --> 00:33:08,888 IT'S AN UNBELIEVABLE, UNBELIEVABLE FILM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 495 00:33:08,888 --> 00:33:12,158 I'M SO GLAD YOU MADE THIS. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER IN 496 00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:13,059 HERE'S MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER IN "THE SWIMMERS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 497 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:14,627 >> I SWIM 200 METER FREESTYLE 498 00:33:14,627 --> 00:33:18,498 IN 2:12, AND THE 100 METER BUFTTERFLY IN 1:09 >> BUTTERFLY IN 1:09 499 00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:24,304 >> YES >> IS SHE KIDDING? >> NO, NO. 500 00:33:24,304 --> 00:33:29,442 SHE SWIMS. SHE SWIMS. >> OKAY. 501 00:33:29,442 --> 00:33:33,613 OKAY I HAVE A SMALL BREAK BEFORE MY 11:00 SESSION, SO IN THE 502 00:33:33,613 --> 00:33:38,952 INDOOR POOL IF YOU'RE QUICK. >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 503 00:33:38,952 --> 00:33:43,323 >> OKAY. >> BUT I DON'T HAVE SWIMSUIT >> YOU DON'T HAVE A SWIMSUIT 504 00:33:43,323 --> 00:33:52,165 >> AND GOGGLES [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 505 00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:58,204 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. >> YES 506 00:33:58,204 --> 00:34:00,473 >> LET'S GO. >> HEY, HEY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME 507 00:34:00,473 --> 00:34:03,343 >> YUSRA MARDINI >> YEAH, AND I'M SARAH WHO ARE YOU? 508 00:34:03,343 --> 00:34:05,045 >> SVEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: 509 00:34:05,045 --> 00:34:06,780 MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER. "THE SWIMMERS" IS IN SELECT THEATERS FRIDAY AND ON NETFLIX 510 00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:11,051 NOVEMBER 23rd. WE HAVE STAND-UP FROM COMEDIAN KURT BRAUNOHLER, WHEN WE COME 511 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:13,053 BACK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 512 00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:36,743 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS HIS COMEDY SPECIAL, "PERFECTLY 513 00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:45,652 STUPID," AVAILABLE NOW AT PERFECTLYSTUPID.COM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 514 00:34:45,652 --> 00:34:46,753 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY KURT BRAUNOHLER, EVERYBODY 515 00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:48,488 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 516 00:34:48,488 --> 00:35:04,237 * >> HELLO THANK YOU. 517 00:35:04,237 --> 00:35:11,644 SO, I HAVE TWO KIDS, WHICH IS SO MUCH MORE THAN ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 518 00:35:11,644 --> 00:35:13,747 I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE WHO I AM WITH TWO KIDS. I LOVE THE KIDS. 519 00:35:13,747 --> 00:35:15,415 BUT RECENTLY, I SCREAMED AT MY ENTIRE FAMILY AT THE DINNER TABLE, "I DON'T CARE IF 520 00:35:15,415 --> 00:35:26,726 EVERYONE'S CRYING! I'M EATING." [ LAUGHTER ] 521 00:35:26,726 --> 00:35:28,828 I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT MAN. AND WHEN I HAD ONE KID, IF SOMEONE ASKED ME, "HEY, SHOULD 522 00:35:28,828 --> 00:35:33,133 I ASK KIDS?" I WAS LIKE, "YEAH. BUT NOW, WHEN I HAVE TWO KIDS, 523 00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:48,281 IF SOMEONE'S LIKE, "SHOULD I HAVE KIDS? I'M LIKE, "DON'T TALK TO ME. 524 00:35:48,281 --> 00:35:50,150 I HAVE 15 MINUTES TO DRINK THIS VODKA SODA BEFORE GOING TO BED BECAUSE EVERY MINUTE THAT HE 525 00:35:50,150 --> 00:35:51,885 SLEEPS THAT I DON'T SLEEP, HE GETS STRONGER THAN ME! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 526 00:35:51,885 --> 00:36:05,665 BUT I WANT TO BE A GOOD DAD. I'M TRYING I'LL TELL YOU A STORY. 527 00:36:05,665 --> 00:36:07,300 THERE'S A GAS STATION NEAR MY HOUSE. IT HAS A SMALL, HANDWRITTEN 528 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,369 SIGN ON ONE OF THE PUMPS THAT SAYS, "PLEASE REPLACE NOZZLE TO PUMP BEFORE DRIVING AWAY WITH 529 00:36:09,369 --> 00:36:12,138 IT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY 530 00:36:12,138 --> 00:36:13,840 AND I LAUGHED AT ALL THESE IDIOTS WHO ARE DRIVING AWAY WITH THE PUMPS STILL IN THEIR 531 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,075 CAR. AND SO, WHEN I DROVE AWAY WITH THE PUMP IN MY CAR -- 532 00:36:15,075 --> 00:36:21,047 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS BASHFUL. A LITTLE EMBARRASSED, YOU MIGHT 533 00:36:21,047 --> 00:36:29,389 SAY. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I DID IT, OKAY 534 00:36:29,389 --> 00:36:35,829 HOPPED IN MY CAR BLASTING MY MEDITATION APP AND JUST -- [ LAUGHTER ] 535 00:36:35,829 --> 00:36:37,697 TOOK OFF, YANKED IT RIGHT OUT OF THE THING, AND IMMEDIATELY PULLED AN ILLEGAL FOUR-LANE 536 00:36:37,697 --> 00:36:39,432 U-TURN [ LAUGHTER ] ALL THE ONCOMING TRAFFIC WAS 537 00:36:39,432 --> 00:36:41,601 LIKE -- [ IMITATING CAR HORNS AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, SCREW YOU, 538 00:36:41,601 --> 00:36:43,903 NERDS! [ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S A U-TURN!" 539 00:36:43,903 --> 00:36:48,274 [ LAUGHTER ] I GAVE THEM ALL THE MIDDLE FINGER, MEANWHILE SPEWING 540 00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:55,382 GASOLINE ACROSS THE STREET [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I MADE A RIGHT AND GOT 541 00:36:55,382 --> 00:37:03,590 ON AN EVEN BIGGER HIGHWAY, STARTED GOING VERY FAST. MIND YOU, I HAVE A TAIL. 542 00:37:03,590 --> 00:37:05,458 JUST -- AND A BIG WHITE PICKUP TRUCK PULLS UP NEXT TO ME AND STARTS 543 00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:08,028 HONKING AT ME AND I WAS LIKE, "IT'S A U-TURN!" [ LAUGHTER ] 544 00:37:08,028 --> 00:37:10,463 AND HE'S LIKE, "ROLL YOUR WINDOW DOWN. I WAS LIKE, "WHAT? 545 00:37:10,463 --> 00:37:15,602 HE WAS LIKE, "YOU DROVE AWAY WITH THE PUMP IN YOUR CAR. [ LAUGHTER ] 546 00:37:15,602 --> 00:37:17,237 AND I WAS LIKE, YOU DROVE AWAY WITH THE -- [ SCREAMING 547 00:37:17,237 --> 00:37:22,175 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I DID. AND THEN I WAS VERY 548 00:37:22,175 --> 00:37:27,213 EMBARRASSED. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I'M ON A HIGHWAY, SO I JUST 549 00:37:27,213 --> 00:37:34,521 PULLED OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND HE PULLED OVER TOO 550 00:37:34,521 --> 00:37:36,589 AND THEN I GOT OUT OF MY CAR AND HE GOT OUT OF HIS CAR. MIND YOU, I'M DEEPLY 551 00:37:36,589 --> 00:37:42,262 EMBARRASSED. IT'S ESSENTIALLY LIKE I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS AND HE, LIKE, 552 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:43,763 FOLLOWED ME INTO THE BATHROOM LIKE, "HEY, DID YOU CRAP YOUR PANTS, MAN?" 553 00:37:43,763 --> 00:37:45,565 [ LAUGHTER ] "HEY, HOW MUCH CRAP IS IN YOUR PANTS? 554 00:37:45,565 --> 00:37:48,968 [ LAUGHTER ] "HEY, WHY YOU THINK YOU CRAPPED YOUR PANTS EARLIER?" 555 00:37:48,968 --> 00:37:54,841 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" 556 00:37:54,841 --> 00:37:58,778 AND HE SAID, "DO YOU NEED HELP?" AND I REALIZED, I HAD A CHOICE 557 00:37:58,778 --> 00:38:07,420 AS DAD YOU KNOW, I COULD ACT LIKE MEN HAVE ACTED FOR MILLENIA. 558 00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:09,622 I COULD LASH OUT LIKE A WOUNDED ANIMAL AND ADMIT, "YES, I SCREWED UP 559 00:38:09,622 --> 00:38:11,191 AND I DO NEED HELP." AND SO, I LOOKED AT THIS MAN OFFERING THIS OLID BRANCH OF 560 00:38:11,191 --> 00:38:29,275 HELP, AND I SAID "NO!" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND THEN I GOT IN MY CAR AND 561 00:38:29,275 --> 00:38:35,849 DROVE AWAY AND I -- YOU KNOW, AT FIRST I LOOKED AT THE CAR, AND I 562 00:38:35,849 --> 00:38:38,351 REALIZED, "OH, I HAVE GAS -- I PULLED IT OUT OF MY CAR. AND I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS FILLED 563 00:38:38,351 --> 00:38:40,954 WITH GAS STILL." WHAT WOULD BE VERY USEFUL WOULD BE A PICKUP TRUCK, BUT THAT GUY 564 00:38:40,954 --> 00:38:49,496 JUST -- I JUST TOLD HIM TO GO SCREW HIMSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] 565 00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:51,531 SO, THEN I HAD TO WALK WITH IT IN MY ARMS ALONG THE HIGHWAY LIKE A BIG DEAD SNAKE BACK TO 566 00:38:51,531 --> 00:38:52,932 WHERE BOTH GAS STATION MANAGERS ARE STANDING OUTSIDE WAITING FOR ME 567 00:38:52,932 --> 00:38:58,371 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I JUST LAID IT AT THEIR FEET 568 00:38:58,371 --> 00:39:02,208 AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT DO WE DO NOW? AND THEY'RE LIKE, "WE DON'T 569 00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:07,113 KNOW THERE'S NO FORM FOR THIS, PAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 570 00:39:07,113 --> 00:39:08,581 TURNS OUT, IT COSTS $350, WHICH IS HONESTLY A LOT LESS THAN I EXPECTED 571 00:39:08,581 --> 00:39:13,153 [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY'RE DESIGNED TO JUST POP 572 00:39:13,153 --> 00:39:14,888 RIGHT OFF, SO YOU CAN JUST DO IT IT DOESN'T MATTER. 573 00:39:14,888 --> 00:39:22,595 YOU CAN JUST DO IT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HONESTLY, IF YOU TURNED IT INTO 574 00:39:22,595 --> 00:39:25,799 A COMEDY BIT, MAYBE YOU'LL GET ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 575 00:39:25,799 --> 00:39:34,107 THANK YOU. * >> Jimmy: YEAH 576 00:39:34,107 --> 00:39:42,048 COME ON. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. KURT BRAUNOHLER. 577 00:39:42,048 --> 00:39:43,850 KURT BRAUNOHLER, "PERFECTLY STUPID" IS AVAILABLE AT PERFECTLYSTUPID.COM. 578 00:39:43,850 --> 00:40:02,469 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 579 00:40:02,469 --> 00:40:05,638 OCTAVIA SPENCER, MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER, SETH ROGEN, KURT BRAUNOHLER, 580 00:40:05,638 --> 00:40:10,477 RIGHT HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, 581 00:40:10,477 --> 00:40:14,714 FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 582 00:40:14,714 --> 00:40:16,149 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 583 00:40:16,149 --> 00:40:18,985 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. BYE BYE. THANK YOU!