Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - WILL FARRELL, LINDSAY LOHAN,
MUSICAL GUESTS THE 1975, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
Questlove: 1743 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YEAH WELCOME, EVERYBODY. WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT.
LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, GUYS, TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN TRAVELLED TO EGYPT FOR
THE U.N. CLIMATE CHANGE SUMMIT YEAH, I'M WORRIED ALL THE TRAVELING FROM THE MIDTERMS IS
TAKING IT OUT ON BIDEN, BECAUSE HE SHOWED UP TO EGYPT AND ASKED TO MEET THE LEADER OF WAKANDA.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT THE CLIMATE SUMMIT IS IMPORTANT.
IT'S WHERE WORLD LEADERS FLY LONG DISTANCES IN THEIR PRIVATE JETS TO DISCUSS HOW TO HELP THE
ENVIRONMENT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU LIKE THAT?
Steve: COME ON. IT WAS A GOOD ONE. Jimmy: MEANWHILE, THE U.N.
SECRETARY GENERAL WAS ADDRESSING THE SUMMIT WHEN HE REALIZED SOMETHING WASN'T
RIGHT. WATCH THIS
HOLDING DECISION MAKERS TO
ACCOUNT. [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK THAT I WAS GIVEN THE
WRONG SPEECH [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GOING TO SPEAK TO A GROUP
OF YOUNG PEOPLE AFTERWARDS [ RIM SHOT ] [ APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: EVENTUALLY HE GOT THE RIGHT SPEECH AND WAS LIKE, "OKAY, HERE IT IS.
WHAT'S UP, PLAYAS? [ LAUGHTER ] THEN HE LEFT THE BUILDING AND
GOT IN THE WRONG MOTORCADE IT WAS JUST -- THE WHOLE DAY WAS BAD.
WELL NEXT WEEK, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP IS EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE HE'S RUNNING FOR
PRESIDENT AGAIN. BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY JUST ONE OF THE RUMORED ANNOUNCEMENTS HE'S
PLANS ON MAKING. FOR EXAMPLE, HE'S ALSO ANNOUNCING DON JR. WILL BE
REPLACED BY KENDALL ON "SUCCESSION. [ LAUGHTER ]
THERE'S A RUMOR. HE'S ALSO TELLING PEOPLE HE'S HIRING A PLUMBER BECAUSE HIS
TOILET HAS A DOCUMENTS PROBLEM I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS [ APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S NOT ALL, TRUMP, SAYS THAT HE'S RELEASING HIS ANNUAL HOLIDAY SEASON CATALOG OF HIS
FAVORITE LOSERS. OH THAT'S FUN. [ APPLAUSE ]
P THEN HE MIGHT ANNOUNCE THAT HE'S GOING TO COMPETE IN "THE MASKED SINGER" WEARING A GIANT
VERSION OF HIS OWN HEAD AS A A COSTUME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
AND FINALLY, THIS THANKSGIVING, HE'S PARDONING THE BIGGEST TURKEY HE KNOWS, RUDY GIULIANI
THESE ARE JUST RUMORS. RUMORS WELL, SOME BUSINESS NEWS
THE CEO OF DELTA AIRLINES SAID THERE IS NO POSSIBILITY OF PILOT STRIKES OVER THE
HOLIDAYS [ APPLAUSE ] DEPENDING ON IF YOU CHAIRED OR
BOOED, IT REALLY SAYS A LOT ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR FAMILY
IT REALLY DOES THIS SIDE OF THE - THIS SIDE OF THE -- YEAH, YEAH
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE [ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, I SAW THAT
BITCOIN IS CRASHING AND IT ACTUALLY JUST HIT A TWO-YEAR LOW.
RIGHT NOW BITCOIN IS WORTH ABOUT AS MUCH AS A DR. OZ YARD SIGN
Steve: HEY-OH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: WELL GET THIS, I SAW THAT APPLE IS MAKING A BIG CHANGE TO SIRI
THEY'RE PLANNING TO DROP THE WORD "HEY" FROM THE PHRASE "HEY SIRI" SO SOON PEOPLE WILL JUST
SAY "SIRI. YEAH, WE GOT OUR HANDS ON THE UPDATE EARLY, SO LET'S TEST IT
OUT. SIRI, WHAT IS THE WEATHER? THAT'S IT
WOW, YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY, "HEY," TO ME? [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY TO YOUR PARTNER OF 11 YEARS AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN
THROUGH TOGETHER [ AUDIENCE OOHS Jimmy: I --
WHAT HAPPENED TO US I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT SWIMMING
IN MYKONOS TOGETHER? YOU FORGOT I WAS IN YOUR POCKET, SO WE ENDED UP SPENDING
THE EVENING AT THAT GREEK APPLE STORE AND NOW YOU JUST BARK ORDERS AT ME
Jimmy: I'M SORRY, I'M NOT BARKING ORDERS AT YOU. I'M SORRY.
CAN WE START OVER. HEY, SIRI. WHAT'S THE WEATHER
I'M SORRY, JIMMY, I'VE MOVE ON I'M DATING A REAL MAN THE WAZE
GUY. HAVE FUN WITH THAT FLOOZY, ALEXA.
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. [ APPLAUSE ]
Steve: RUDE Jimmy: HEY GUYS, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?
THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE HAS ASKED VISITORS TO STOP LICKING HALLUCINOGENIC TOADS
[ LAUGHTER ] THEN THE TOADS ISSUED A STATEMENT TELLING THE
NATIONAL PARK SERVICE TO MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS [ LAUGHTER ]
Steve: RIBBIT * Jimmy: IF YOU'RE THE TYPE OF
PERSON WHO WOULD LICK A TOAD, I'M GUESSING YOU DON'T LISTEN TO A LOT OF GOVERNMENT
ADVISORIES [ LAUGHTER ] SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, I
HEARD NETFLIX, THE SHOW "THE WATCHER," WAS RENEWED FOR A SECOND SEASON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DID YOU SEE THAT SHOW? I LOVE "THE WATCHER.
BUT I THOUGHT THE VOICE OF THE WATCHER WAS A LITTLE DISTRACTING.
TAKE A LOOK. SEE IF YOU AGREE I DON'T KNOW
657 BOULEVARD. I WANT TO WELCOME YOU TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD
HI YOUR HOUSE IS MY OBSESSION AND NOW YOU ARE TOO.
I WILL NEVER STOP WATCHING BECAUSE I'M THE WATCHER. HA HA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HEY GUYS, ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY, HALF OF
DENTISTS SAY THEY PATIENTS COME INTO THEIR APPOINTMENTS HIGH [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, WHEN DENTISTS ASKED "HAVE YOU BEEN FLOSSING," PATIENTS ARE LIKKE, "NO, BUT I LICKED
TOAD." [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, FINALLY IT IS THURSDAY
IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. HERE WE GO
*
* WETWEET WETWEET * Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WeTWEET.
THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING TO POST ON TWITTER.
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS AND WE'RE GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU
LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS
YOU GOT THEM THERE YEAH, YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THESE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM.
WHATEVER YOU WANT. WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS LIVE HERE ON THE SHOW.
HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKERS TOO WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST
TWEETS, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW SO YOU ALL CAN LIKE IT AND WeTWEET IT
Steve: WOW. Jimmy: IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS HERE WE GO
THE FIRST TWEET SAYS, "LIKE 'TEN ITEMS OR LESS' LINES, STARBUCKS SHOULD HAVE A 'SIMPLE
ORDER LINE.' HMM, WOW *
NOT ONLY DID THEY NOT LAUGH, THEY DIDN'T MOVE Steve: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN
Steve: MORE LIKE ADVICE Jimmy: YEAH THEY JUST DIDN'T -- THEY'RE
LIKE, NO OKAY I THINK -- YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE
TO FINISH THE SONG LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ DRUM ROLL YEAH THAT'S HALF AND HALF
WOW. 100 IS NOT BAD *
Steve: WOW. Jimmy: NOT GREAT EITHER ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
YEAH WE'RE JUST WARMING UP. THEY DON'T NECESSARILY GET
BETTER BY THE WAY. Steve: NO [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: JUST WANT TO WARN YOU THERE. ALL RIGHT, THIS NEXT ONE SAYS,
"DON'T EXPECT A 'BLESS YOU' AFTER THE THIRD SNEEZE JUST FOCUS ON GETTING YOURSELF
TOGETHER." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ LAUGHTER ] Steve: TARIQ UP THERE Jimmy: YEAH, TARIQ IS LIKE
YEAH Steve: YEAH, THAT'S SOMETHING.
Jimmy: THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD ONE. [ LAUGHTER ]
Tariq: BECAUSE YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE, "BLESS YOU." Jimmy: "BLESS YOU."
Tariq: "BLESS YOU." Jimmy: FIGURE IT OUT. Tariq: GET YOURSELF
TOGETHER I LOVE IT. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS [ DRUM ROLL
I FEEL MUCH BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS
ONE. WOAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* YO Steve: WOAH
Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS THE ONE. Steve: 194.
Jimmy: THAT WAS A GREAT ONE THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT WHAT A CHANGE OF HEART THE
AUDIENCE HAD [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: APARTENTLY THEY
WEREN'T IN LINE AT STARBUCKS Jimmy: THEY FOUND THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT BECAUSE WILL
FERRELL IS ON THE SHOW THEY GOT ALL EXCITED YEAH, I GOT IT
I UNDERSTAND HAPPENS WITH THE NEXT ONE. IT SAY, "IF PRO ATHLETES COULD
HEAR THE HELPFUL THINGS I YELL AT THE TV, THEY WOULD PLAY SO MUCH BETTER.
[ LAUGHTER ] * THAT'S PRETTY GOOD TOO
Steve: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. ALL RIGHT. HERE'S THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE
[ DRUM ROLL CAN WE BEAT 194? OH, NOT BAD!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NOT BAD.
Steve: NOT AWFUL. 166. Jimmy: VERY POSITIVE
AUDIENCE I LIKE THIS AUDIENCE, VERY, VERY GOOD.
THIS NEXT ONE HERE THIS ONE SAYS, "IF THERE'S ONE THING I'M REALLY GOOD AT, IT'S
GETTING PEOPLE TO SAY, 'WOW, YOU LOOK TIRED.'" [ LAUGHTER ] *
TOO TRUE IS THAT TOO TRUE Questlove: ALL THE TIME
Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW ME TOO ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS RIGHT HERE LIVE. [ DRUM ROLL
NOT BAD BUT STILL NOT AS - * THIS LAST ONE SAYS, "THERE'S
NOTHING MORE PAINFUL THAN HAVING A KID DESCRIBE MINECRAFT TO YOU."
[ LAUGHTER ] * Steve: COME ON.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE. Jimmy: THAT IS TOO REAL Steve: IT DOESN'T BEAT 194,
BUT THAT'S A GOOD ONE. Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. IT'S NOT GOING TO BEAT 194
I DON'T THINK THIS ONE'S GOING TO GO ALL THE WAY. BUT LET'S SEE.
[ DRUM ROLL LET'S SEE THE RESULTS RIGHT NOW.
THERE YOU GO EVERYBODY THAT'S IT. *
LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WINNER. IT IS TWEET NUMBER TWO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ DINGING I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK
IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WeTWEET, AND ENJOY
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW WILL FERRELL IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LINDSAY LOHAN IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
THE 1975 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH WILL
FERRELL, EVERYBODY COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: HOW OLD IS THIS TIGER WILL
UH, THREE MONTHS OLD. CAN I BORROW ONE OF YOUR PENS. THEY LOVE OBJECTS.
[ MEOWING
PLANET HIS NEW MOVIE, "SPIRITED," IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY AND
STREAMING GLOBALLY ON APPLE TV PLUS ON NOVEMBER 18th. PLEASE WELCOME WILL FERRELL!
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: WILL FERRELL OH, MY GOODNESS. WILL FERRELL, EVERYBODY.
COME ON, THAT'S -- THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU
Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK TO THE SHOW ENJOY YOURSELF, GUYS
YEAH, THANKS WILL -- JIMMY, AREN'T YOU JUST LOST
IN THE HOLIDAY MAGIC [ LAUGHTER ] YES, I AM
WELL, IS IT -- IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE BRINGING US HERE? WHAT IS THIS YOU BROUGHT
WELL, JIMMY, YOU KNOW, I HAVE A PASSION FOR MINIATURES, BECAUSE I'M BIT OF A CONTROL
FREAK. Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH SO, EVERY JANUARY, I BEGIN
CONSTRUCTION OF MY PERFECT CHRISTMAS VILLAGE. Jimmy: OH
AND SINCE THE HOLIDAYS ARE ALMOST HERE, I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN TO BRING IT HERE AND SHARE
IT WITH ALL OF YOU Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THIS IS -- THANK YOU.
THIS -- YEAH. Jimmy: IT'S REALLY
IMPRESSIVE I HAVEN'T EVEN SHOWN YOU THE BEST PART YET.
LOOK Jimmy: WOW, LOOK AT THAT. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S VERY GOOD WOULD YOU LIKE FOR ME TO
GIVE YOU A TOUR? Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE TO SEE A TOUR OF THIS WITH YOU.
IF YOU DO THE HONOR OF SPRINKLING A LITTLE CHRISTMAS SNOW --
Jimmy: OKAY -- OVER THE VILLAGE Jimmy: OVER THE VILLAGE
SURE AND FELLAS, CAN I GET SOME -- SOME MUSIC THAT SAYS
"HOLIDAY MAGIC"? * OH, THANK YOU.
WELCOME TO MY PERFECT CHRISTMAS VILLAGE. Jimmy: WOW.
THE SEASON STARTS DOWNTOWN, WITH OUR VILLAGE GAZEBO. Jimmy: OOH.
AND LOOK HERE, A FRIENDLY SNOWBALL FIGHT [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WOW, INCREDIBLE DETAIL AND WHO'S THIS GUY OVER HERE
OOH, THAT'S MICHAEL THE POPCORN MAN. Jimmy: OOH, AND WHO'S SHE
THAT'S FRANCINE SHE'S THE TOWN HEARTBREAKER. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT IT'S NOT JUST THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE A CHRISTMAS VILLAGE PERFECT.
Jimmy: UH-HUH LOOK AT THESE DARLING SHOPS HERE
Jimmy: UH-HUH YEAH, YOU HAVE A POST OFFICE YOU HAVE A HARDWARE STORE.
AND DON'T FORGET TO BUY ALL YOUR CHRISTMAS CIGARS AT THE CIGAR SHOP
MMM, IS THERE ANYTHING THAT SAYS "HOLIDAY CHEER" LIKE THE SMELL OF A CHRISTMAS CIGAR
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I GUESS. SURE
I GUESS. YES, I KNOW Jimmy: OH, OKAY
YOU DO YOU KNOW IT, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT.
WHAT IS THIS FACTORY OVER HERE IS THIS A FACTORY? YEAH.
UH-HUH Jimmy: YEAH ARE THEY TOYS HERE OR CANDY
CANES OR SOMETHING NO, NOBODY KNOWS WHAT GOES ON THERE
[ LAUGHTER ] NOT EVEN ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WHAT'S THIS OVER HERE OH, THAT'S THE ROSS DRESS
FOR LESS [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S WHERE THE
TOWNSPEOPLE SHOP WHEN THEY WANT DRESSES, BUT FOR LESS. Jimmy: BUT FOR LESS
YEAH, I GOT YOU. OVER HERE WE HAVE PEOPLE GETTING THEIR PHOTOS WITH
SANTA. BUT YOU'D BETTER BE GOOD, OR NO CHRISTMAS CIGARS FOR YOU
[ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S OUR REINDEER PETTING ZOO.
Jimmy: OH, THAT'S NICE. LOOKS LIKE THERE SOME -- OH, THERE'S SOME WOLVES IN THERE
WITH THE REINDEER. [ LAUGHTER ] UH-HUH.
WELL, SANTA'S BUSY WITH OTHER THINGS SO THE WOLVES ARE THERE TO KEEP THE REINDEER IN CHECK.
Jimmy: IT LOOKS LIKE SOME WOLVES ARE ACTUALLY ESCAPED AND ARE WALKING AROUND TOWN.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THEY VOTE, SO THEY'VE EARNED THEIR RIGHT TO BE HERE.
Jimmy: THE WOLVES THE WOLVES VOTE? THE WOLVES RUN THE TOWN,
JIMMY. THEY RUN IT ALL. SO, YOU'D BETTER NOT SAY
ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THEM. [ SHAKY BREATH ] HEY, IT'S NOT ALMOST MIDNIGHT,
IS IT? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT IS.
IT IS. OH, NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, NO NOT ON THE FULL MOON, NOT NOW. AHH, IT BURNS!
Jimmy: OH, WILL, WHAT'S GOING ON I AM TURNING INTO A
A WEREWOLF [ DRAMATIZATION AND I TOLD A FIB
THAT'S NOT THE ORIGINAL MICHAEL THE POPCORN MAN. I ATE THE REAL MICHAEL
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT I WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING
IN THE GAZEBO, NAKED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I COULDN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING,
BUT I COULD TASTE POPCORN MAN. YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME TO THE FACTORY.
TAKE ME TO THE FACTORY AND HANDCUFF ME TO THE RADIATOR, FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!
[ GROWLING ] [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WILL, IS THAT ALL I
CAN DO THIS IS A LONG PROCESS. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: OH, MY GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE WHAT CAN I DO?
THE VILLAGE NEEDS BLOOD NEEDS NEW, FRESH BLOOD Jimmy: WHAT
I HAVE AN IDEA I HAVE AN IDEA I HAVE A TINY FIGURINE OF ME
MAYBE I CAN PUT HIM IN YOUR CHRISTMAS VILLAGE, THAT COULD BE GOOD?
IT'S THE ONLY WAY Jimmy: I'M RIGHT THERE. JIMMY -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JIMMY, I TOLD ANOTHER FIB. Jimmy: WHAT
I WASN'T REALLY TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF [ LAUGHTER ]
I JUST NEEDED TO SEE IF YOU HAD THE CHRISTMAS HEART. [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
AND I NEEDED TO KNOW IF YOU COULD SAVE MY VILLAGE. AND YOU DID IT
YOU SAVED CHRISTMAS! HOLIDAY CIGAR? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: WOW! THANKS, BUDDY. WILL FERRELL, EVERYBODY!
MORE WITH WILL AFTER THE BREAK COME ON BACK OH, MY GOD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE, FLIP COME ON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT'S GOING ON? IT'S THE LAST TIME
IT FEELS RIGED ALL RIGHT. GO
Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! WE'RE TALKING WITH, THE ONE THE
ONLY, WILL FERRELL WHO STARS ALONGSIDE RYAN REYNOLDS IN THE NEW MOVIE "SPIRITED.
WILL, WELCOME BACK YOU HAD A BIG WEEKEND. OVER THE WEEKEND, YOU HAVE A
A SOCCER TEAM FIRST OF ALL WITH L.A.F.C. L.A.F.C
LOS ANGELES FOOTBALL CLUB. Jimmy: YEAH AND, YEAH
Jimmy: AND YOU WON THE FIRST MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER CUP. OUR FIRST MLS CUP
Jimmy: YOU WON? WE WON. Jimmy: YOU WON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THIS IS A LOT TO CELEBRATE
WE HAVE A CLIP OF YOU CELEBRATING WITH THE TROPHY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH. Jimmy: THAT'S A BIG DEAL. SO WE HAD SO MANY -- WE HAD
MAGIC JOHNSON WAS THERE. SIA WAS THERE. WE HAVE ALL THIS WONDERFUL
FANBASE. JUSTIN BIEBER WAS THERE. SLAY.
Jimmy: NO WAY YEAH WAIT, WHAT?
Jimmy: SLAY SLAY SLAY.
Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU SAY SLAY. OH IT SOUNDED LIKE --
[ IMITATES SHEEP ] [ LAUGHTER ] IS THAT A THING?
WHEN YOU SAY JUSTIN BIEBER, YOU GO - [ IMITATES SHEEP ]
Jimmy: NO, HE HAS A LOT OF FANS SOUNDS LIKE A GHOST SHEEP
Jimmy: WE ARE ALLOWED TO INVITE LIVESTOCK TO THE SHOW NOW.
OH, THAT'S GREAT. Jimmy: THE NEW THING WE'RE DOING IN 2022.
I LOVE IT THE SHOW IS SO INNOVATIVE. Jimmy: YEAH
NOT JUST FOR HUMANS. WE'RE FOR EVERYBODY. SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY SHEEP OUT
THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DO WE HAVE ANY BENGAL
TIGERS [ LAUGHTER ] NO BENGAL TIGERS
Jimmy: NO I HEARD A BABY ONE I HEARD A BABY BANGAL TIGER
[ LAUGHTER ] [ LIGHT GROWLING ] Jimmy: WAKING UP.
YEAH, THEY'RE TAKING A NAP AND WAKING UP. [ LIGHT GROWLING ]
WHERE'S THAT BABY BENGAL TIGER I'LL GO FIND IT. I'LL GO FIND IT.
[ WOMAN SHREIKS WHERE'S THAT BABY BENGAL TIGER COME HERE.
I FOUND IT HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING COME HERE.
COME ON OVER BE CAREFUL BE CAREFUL
OOH THIS IS ADORABLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: YOU WANT TO SIT ON HIS LAP? YOU'RE GOING TO SIT IN HIS LAP
LIKE A TIGER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ MEOWING
[ HISSING HOW OLD IS THIS TIGER, WILL? THREE-MONTHS-OLD.
[ LAUGHTER ] CAN I BORROW ONE OF YOUR PENS? THEY LOVE OBJECTS.
[ MEOWING Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THIS IS HOW THEY LEARN TO
HUNT Jimmy: BE CAREFUL THIS IS HOW THEY LEARN TO
HUNT Jimmy: OH, BE CAREFUL OH, BE CAREFUL
BE CAREFUL BE CAREFUL ALL RIGHT.
NO, BE CAREFUL [ LAUGHTER ] YOU BE GOOD.
HE'S GOING TO GET TO BE MUCH BIGGER [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: NOW, DID YOU HAVE HIM ON SET WELL, I GUESS HE'S ONLY THREE
MONTHS HE TRAVELS WITH ME. Jimmy: HE DOES TRAVELS WITH
YOU? AND HOW LONG -- HE TRAVELS TO EVERY MOVIE PREMIER?
EVERY MOVIE PREMIER EVERY FAMILY HOLIDAY Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
BUT HE LOVES TALK SHOWS Jimmy: YOU DO YOU LOVE COMING TO NEW YORK?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? HE DOES
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. THAT'S AMAZING THAT YOU TAUGHT
HIM THAT THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY IS GOING CRAZY OVER THIS.
THEY'RE GOING NUTS [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE ONE OF A KIND.
Jimmy: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SOMETHING I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
BECAUSE I'VE HAD SO MANY BENGAL TIGERS, AND NONE OF THEM COULD SPEAK ENGLISH.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND HE'S THE FIRST ONE IS IT BETTER FOR YOU BECAUSE
YOU GET TO COMMUNICATE WITH OTHER HUMANS YEAH, I MEAN, THEY LIKE WHEN
I DO THE - [ HISSES ] --THING
BUT USUALLY, THEY DON'T GET WHAT I MEAN. I DO THIS --
[ HISS ] AND THEY'RE LIKE, "THAT'S SO CUTE."
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT MEANS, I WANT TO RIP YOUR FACE OFF.
SOMETIMES Jimmy: YOU SPEAK ENGLISH, BUT ALSO YOU HAVE KIND OF AN
ACCENT AS WELL I DO. I DO
YEAH, IT'S A GERMAN ACCENT GERMAN ACCENT Jimmy: SO IS IT GERMAN --
I TAUGHT HIM ENGLISH IN A A GERMAN ACCENT. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YOU WOULD THINK TEACHING HIM ENGLISH WOULD BE ENOUGH
YOU WOULD THINK, BUT I WANTED HIM TO BE DISTINCT. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YOU WOULD THINK SPEAKING WOULD MAKE HIM RARE ENOUGH
I JUST, YOU KNOW, DIDN'T KNOW HOW MANY OTHER BABY BENGAL TIGERS KNEW ENGLISH, AND I
THOUGHT IF THIS BECOMES A THING, AT LEAST MY GUY SPEAKS WITH A GERMAN ACCENT
Jimmy: YOUR TIGER ALSO SPEAKS GERMAN? [ SPEAKING NON ENGLISH ]
YES, THE TIGER SPEAKS GERMAN AND HE DOES TOO
I DO TOO, YEAH. Jimmy: COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING.
YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU GETTING
EMBARASSED VERY QUIET [ IMITATING GERMAN ]
Jimmy: WELL, YOU WANT TO LET HIM GO BACK? SHOULD WE RELEASE YOU
YES RUN, RUN, RUN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: AMAZING. * AMAZING.
THANK YOU FOR BRINGING HIM THANK YOU FOR BRINGING HIM TO SEE THEM IN THE WILD IS
ONE THING, BUT TO REALLY HOLD THEM UP CLOSE -- Jimmy: THAT'S SOMETHING I'LL
NEVER FORGET I'VE NEVER BEEN THAT CLOSE TO A BENGALED TIGER
CAN WE TALK ABOUT "SPIRITED? YOUR MOVIE [ LAUGHTER ]
THE THING ABOUT YOUR FILM. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S JUST AMAZING.
IT WAS FANTASTIC "SPIRITED. I LOVE THIS MOVIE.
I LOVE IT. RYAN REYNOLDS. IT'S A MUSICAL.
Jimmy: YEAH YEAH. Jimmy: SINGING AND DANCING
IN THIS. A REIMAGINING OF "CHRISTMAS CAROL.
Jimmy: I LIKE THE PLOT, BY THE WAY. I LOVE IT.
IT'S LIKE THE IDEA THAT THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT, BUT HIS LIFE
RIGHT THE VIEWPOINT OF THE GHOST WORLD, AND HOW EVERY YEAR THEY
PICK A SCROOGE TO HAUNT. BUT MY CHARACTER, CHRISTMAS PRESENT IS HAING A CHRISIS OF
FAITH AND WONDERING, "GOD, WE PICK, YOU KNOW, A TURD OUT EVERY YEAR, AND TRY TO CONVERT
THEM, BUT IS IT REALLY DOING ANY GOOD AND WHY ARE WE DOING THIS
ANYMORE? Jimmy: WHAT IS THE POINT OF WHAT WE'RE DOING
THAT'S KIND OF THRUST Jimmy: IT'S SO FUNNY. BUT WE REALLY HAD TO SING
IT WASN'T LIKE SINGING IN A SKETCH OR -- Jimmy: DOING A BIT.
I MEAN, JIMMY, YOU OBVIOUSLY SING A LOT IN YOUR STUFF DO YOU DO VOCAL TRAINING AT
ALL? THAT'S WHAT I FOUND FASCINATING.
SOME OF THE -- DO YOU DO WARMUP STUFF AT ALL Jimmy: NO
DID YOU EVER DO LION'S POSE Jimmy: NO, WHAT'S THAT? LION'S POSE
YOU START HERE [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: UH-HUH
AND THEN BRING IT BACK. AND THEN AGAIN [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN BRING IT BACK TO ANOTHER LION'S POSE. Jimmy: I'M SORRY.
THE BENGAL TIGER IS GETTING JEALOUS. [ LAUGHTER ]
I HEARD A WORD IN GERMAN HE WANTS ME TO CALL IT TIGER'S POSE, BUT IT'S NOT
IT'STHE LIONS POSE Jimmy: AND YOU DO THAT FOR VOCAL WARMUPS?
THAT STRETCHES THE BACK OF YOUR MOUTH HERE'S ANOTHER ONE I WOULD DO.
POPCORN, PEANUTS, GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT [ LAUGHTER ]
POPCORN, PEANUTS, GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: I CAN FEEL IT DOING SOMETHING TO MY VOICE. THAT'S THE DESIRED EFFECT
Jimmy: THESE ARE GREAT TIPS WE'RE ALL PROFESSIONAL SINGERS NOW AFTER THIS TONIGHT
YEAH. CAN WE SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP FROM THE MOVIE
YEAH, PLEASE. Jimmy: HERE'S WILL FERRELL IN "SPIRITED."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
EXPLAIN IT BUT MAYBE IF I CAN JUST CHANGE
THIS GUY, MAYBE I'LL - WHAT? MAYBE YOU'LL WHAT?
OH, NO. NO, THERE'S NO NEED FOR A WHOLE BIG NUMBER HERE.
NO NO, SPOTLIGHT. GARY, KILL THE -
* EVERY DAY I WAKE UP WITH A SINGLE DREA RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD *
LOOK, I HAVE ANOTHER MEETING I'M ACTUALLY LATE FOR. * TO THROW A TINY STONE
INTO A MIGHTY STREAM AND WATCH THE RIPPLE AS THEY SPREAD *
REDEEMING AN UNREDEEMABLE IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE. BUT IF YOU'LL PROMISE TO STOP
SINGING, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR PERP OH, REALLY?
GREAT. THANK YOU. THAT'S QUITE REASONABLE.
Jimmy: YES! WILL FERRELL EVERYBODY "SPIRITED" OPENS IN THEATERS ON
FRIDAY, AND IS ON APPLE TV PLUS NOVEMBER 18th. LINDSAY LOHAN JOINS US AFTER
THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. WILL FERRELL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER AND THE STAR OF THE NEW MOVIE "FALLING FOR CHRISTMAS," WHICH IS STREAMING
NOW ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL, LINDSAY LOHAN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. WELCOME BACK THEY LOVE YOU.
I'M LIKE BLUSHING COME ON. OH MY GOSH --
Jimmy: I KNOW COME ON. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW
THANKS FOR COMING ON I APPRECIATE THIS. WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.
FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'RE MARRIED I AM, YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL I MET YOUR HUSBAND
YEAH, YOU DID Jimmy: I MET HIM BACKSTAGE. HOW DOES IT FEEL
IT'S GREAT. IT'S AMAZING I MET MY PERSON.
YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU'RE GOING TO FIND THAT IN LIFE AND HE'S AN AMAZING GUY, MAN
I LOVE HIM AND WE'RE A GREAT TEAM Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED WE'VE BEEN MARRIED SINCE APRIL.
Jimmy: I LOVE IT. DOES IT GIVE YOU A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE.
AND YOU GO, OH, YEAH, YOU HAVE A BUDDY NOW. YOU JUST GET TO SHARE
EVERYTHING WITH SOMEONE. AND IT SO SPECIAL. EVERYTHING BECOMES THAT MUCH
MORE IMPORTANT I FEEL LIKE Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT "FALLING FOR CHRISTMAS"?
YEAH. Jimmy: IT'S ON NETFLIX. THIS IS MY TYPE OF MOVIE BY THE
WAY. I TOLD YOU BACKSTAGE I'M SO INTO THESE MOVIES
THESE HOLIDAY MOVIES I WANT "LOVE ACTUALLY" EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR.
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER THAT'S WHAT I WANT ALL THE TIME
BUT CAN WE SET UP WHAT THIS ONE'S ABOUT? SO IT'S A GIRL WHO KIND OF
IS AN A HEIRESS THAT HAS PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING AND SOMETHING HAPPENS TO HER
SHE GETS IN A BAD ACCIDENT AND SHE GETS AMNESIA AND REMEMBERS NOTHING.
Jimmy: YEP. AND I THINK IT'S A BEAUTIFUL STORY BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT HOW WE
ALWAYS WANT MORE THINGS IN LIFE, BUT THE SIMPLE THINGS REALLY MEAN THE MOST TO US IN
THE END. THAT REALLY -- I CONNECTED WITH THAT
Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY - AND IT'S REALLY FUNNY I DO A LOT OF PHYSICAL COMEDY
IN IT WHICH IS FUN FOR ME. Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU SING IN IT BY THE WAY.
I DO, YEAH. Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS
NO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE YOUR VOICE
WE WANT MORE SINGING BUT THE SONG OF CHOICE IS JINGLE BELL ROCK
[ CHEERS ] NOW -- LET ME REMIND ANYONE -- ANYONE
WHO DOESN'T KNOW, BUT THE LAST TIME YOU SANG JINGLE BELL ROCK IN A MOVIE WAS IN --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "MEAN GIRLS. HOW DID IT COME ABOUT?
WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO DO "JINGLE BELL ROCK? WELL, IT WAS A JOKE
ACTUALLY I WAS KIDDING AROUND WITH THE PRODUCERS AND THE DIRECTOR AND,
I WAS LIKE, "OH, IT WOULD BE GREAT TO DO, YOU KNOW, LIKE A JINGLE BELL ROCK SKIT.
AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT, BECAUSE THEY WENT STRAIGHT TO, OH, LET'S RECREATE THE "MEAN
GIRLS" TALENT SHOW SCENE AND I WAS LIKE, " OH NO, YOU CAN'T TOUCH "MEAN GIRLS.
SORRY, THAT'S LIKE, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, CAN YOU DO
THE SONG?" AND SO I WAS LIKE, "I'LL DO THE SONG."
Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GOT TO GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT. WHY NOT?
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PERFECT FOR THE HOLIDAYS
THERE WAS ALSO -- I SAW RECENTLY JAMIE LEE CURTIS WAS BEING INTERVIEWED AND THEY SAID
WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO DO A "FREAKY FRIDAY" SEQUEL OR SOMETHING AND SHE SAID, I HAVE
A GREAT IDEA FOR IT AND I TALKED TO -- I THINK SHE SAID SHE TALKED TO
YOU OR PITCHED YOU AND IDEA -- WE DID SPEAK ABOUT IT YEAH. Jimmy: AND IS THERE ANY
TRUTH TO - IS IT MOVING FORWARD OR IS ANYONE -
FIRST OF ALL, LET'S JUST TAKE THE FACT THAT I WAS ON SET FILMING AT THE TIME.
AND JAMIE LEE CURTIS WRITES YOU AND YOU JUST GET EXCITED AND DISTRACTED IMMEDIATELY
I HAD TO BRING MYSELF DOWN TO EARTH. AND BE LIKE, OKAY, I'M ON SET.
I HAVE TO FOCUS. AND THEN SHE SAID "FREAKY FRIDAY 2" AND I GOT MORE
EXCITED. Jimmy: YEAH, BUT THEN ALL THE FANS WERE LIKE, WAIT THIS
IS -- THE IDEA FOR THE PLOT IS GOOD TOO YEAH -- IS THERE ANYONE --
WE WOULD BOTH BE INTO IT. YOU WOULD YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: LET'S GET ON THIS. LET'S MAKE THIS INTO A THING
ANY "MEAN GIRLS 2? I THINK THAT'S IN TINA FEY'S HANDS.
Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY, YEAH - TINA, I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING, YEAH
LET'S MAKE THAT HAPPEN AS WELL I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP THOUGH OF YOUR MOVIE RIGHT NOW
"FALLING FOR CHRISTMAS." HERE'S LINDSAY LOHAN TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
WE JUST RAN OUT OF PUMPKIN PANCAKES, BUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE, I CAN MAKE YOU SOME EGGS
OH, PLEASE. I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF MAKING MY OWN BREAKFAST
* IT'S BROKEN. YEAH, NO.
YOU JUST GOT TO PUSH IT IN AND TWIST IT THANK YOU
* OH, THIS COMES OUT FAST. EGG
THANK YOU OH! WELL, YOU SHOWED THAT EGG WHO'S
BOSS LITTLE MESSY. YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU
SIT OVER THERE, AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF ALL OF THIS. OKAY.
GOOD IDEA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I LOVE OLIVIA.
OLIVIA PEREZ. Jimmy: OLIVIA PEREZ I LOVE HER
WHAT A GREAT ACTRESS SO CUTE. LINDSAY LOHAN, EVERYBODY
"FALLING FOR CHRISTMAS" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX LINDSAY AND I ARE DOING
SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
LINDSAY LOHAN AND I ARE ABOUT TO FACE OFF IN A WATER WAR WE'LL PLAY THE CARD GAME WAR,
BUT IF YOU LOSE THE HAND, YOU GET A PINT OF WATER IN THE FACE
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] THE FIRST PERSON TO THROW FIVE GLASSES WINS, AND GETS TO
WATER-CANNON THE LOSER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YAY
LOTS OF WAYS TO GET WET, BUT ONLY ONE WAY TO WIN. LINDSAY, ARE YOU READY
WE DID NOT RIG ALL OF THIS I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE READY, JIMMY.
Jimmy: I'M APOLGIZING IN ADVANCE. OKAY, I JUST WANT TO KIND OF
START CAUSE I'M NERVOUS. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ONE, TWO, THREE, FLIP.
YES MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL? EARLY
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. YOU GET THE FIRST CARD GO
OH, MY GOSH. YOU'RE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
DIDN'T HOLD BACK ON THAT ONE AT ALL. THAT ONE ACTUALLY --
SORRY Jimmy: NO WE'RE READY TO PLAY.
LET'S GO LET'S DO THIS. ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] ONE, TWO, THREE, FLIP. WHAT
WHAT'S GOING ON? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MAYBE I SHOULD MOVE THE DECK
AROUND I'LL GO GENTLE. Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WILL
GO FOR IT. YOU CAN DO IT. OH, MY GOSH.
YOU'RE BEING TOO NICE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GO FOR IT DO I TRUST THIS, OR SHOULD I
SWITCH HANDS NO! Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE,
FLIP COME ON! WHAT'S GOING ON?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S RIGGED! GO FOR IT, GO FOR IT
OKAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SORRY.
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
THIS FEELS SO RIGGED RIGHT NOW I'M SO MAD ALL RIGHT.
COME ON NOW! GIVE ME AT LEAST ONE WIN ONE, TWO, THREE!
OH, NO! [ AUDIENCE OHS ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
SWEET MARY AND JOSEPH Jimmy: I FEEL WEIRD NO.
Jimmy: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DRESS. I DESERVE IT.
I DESERVE IT NO. I JUST -- I CAN'T.
SORRY TO THE VERSACE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AHH! COLD I PLANNED ON IT BEING REALLY
BAD. Jimmy: I DID IT VERY NICE I FEEL ODD
HERE WE GO READY?
ONE, TWO, THREE. ALL RIGHT. WE GOT TO GO
YOU DID THAT ONE ALREADY YEAH, GO DID YOU DO IT?
I DO IT TWICE? YOU'RE GOING TO DO THE WHOLE THING?
THIS IS RIDICULOUS I'M GETTING DESTROYED HERE WHY DID I AGREE TO DO THIS
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO ONE, TWO, THREE, FLIP.
COME ON! WAIT IS THAT IT
THIS IS NOT NORMALLY HOW IT HAPPENS. Jimmy: WE DIDN'T GET ONE WAR
AT ALL I KIND OF WANT TO TRY AGAIN AND SEE IF WE GET A WAR.
Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S GO FOR IT I LIKE THIS.
WHOEVER LOSES THIS GETS THE WATER CANNON OKAY
OH, SHOOT Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE -- AND NOW THIS IS IT
THANKS FOR COMING ON THE SHOW. HAVE ME BACK, PLEASE. Jimmy: HAPPY HOLIDAYS
CONGRATS ON THE MOVIE, AND -- OH, YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH, MY GOD. JUST KNOW I GAVE IT TO YOU Jimmy: ARE YOU SURE
YOU SURE YES Jimmy: HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * LINDSAY LOHAN, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WATCH OUT FOR THE ROOTS.
SORRY, QUEST. Jimmy: SORRY, QUEST 1975 ARE COMING UP
COME BACK LINDSAY LOHAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: PERFORMING "I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM, "BEING FUNNY IN A
A FOREIGN LANGUAGE," GIVE IT UP FOR THE 1975
* HEARTBEAT IS COMING
IN SO STRONG OH IF YOU DON'T STOP I'M GONNA NEED *
* A SECOND ON OH THERE'S SOMETHING I'V BEEN MEANING T
SAY TO YOU BABY * * HOLD THAT THOUGHT YEAH THERE'S SOMETHING
I'VE BEEN MEANIN TO SAY TO YOU BABY * * BUT I JUST CAN'T DO I
WHAT A CALL MOVING I I FEEL LIKE I CA LOOSEN MY LIPS *
* COME ON SO STRONG I CAN SUMMARIZE IT FOR YOU SIMPLE AND I
GOES LIKE THIS * * I'M IN LOVE WITH YO I-I-I-I-
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I-I * * I'M IN LOVE WITH YO
I-I-I-I- I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU YOU *
* I-I-I-I-I GOT HER BROADSHEET READING DOWN THE LIS
OF THE GOING WRONGS * * YEA YEAH YEAH YEAH
I'M GETTING NO SLEEP TOSSING AND TURNING * * ALL NIGHT LON
HEY YEAH OH THERE'S SOMEWHERE I'V SOMEWHERE I'VE *
* BEEN MEANING TO MEANING TO TAKE THE CONVERSATIO
HOLD THAT THOUGHT * * OH THERE'S SOMEWHERE I'VE SOMEWHERE I'VE
BEEN MEANING T MEANING TO * * TAKE THE CONVERSATION
WITH YOU YEAH WITH YOU *
* YOU SHOW ME YOU YOU SHOW ME YOUR BLACK GIRL THING
BLACK GIRL THING * * PRETENDING THAT I KNOW WHAT IT I
I WASN'T LISTENING I APOLOGIZE * * MEET MY EYE
YEAH IT'S SIMPLE AND IT GOES LIKE THI I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU *
* I-I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I-
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU * * I-I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU
I-I-I-I- YEAH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU * * I-I-I
YEAH I-I- I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU *
* I-I-I-I-I IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I-
YEAH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU * * I-I-I-I-I YEAH I GOT I
HE FOUND IT * * O
JUST GOTTA KEEP IT DON' YOU MUPPET *
* IT'S NOT THAT DEE WELL I'VE BEEN COUNTIN HE
MY BLESSINGS * * O THINKING THIS THROUG
LET'S GO JUST LIKE ONE, TWO * * YEAH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU
IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I- COME ON *
* I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I-
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU * * I-I-I-I-I-I IN LOVE WITH YOU
YOU YOU YOU YO YEAH * * COME ON
IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I- HEY *
* YEAH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I- IN LOVE WITH YOU
I-I-I-I-I * * IN LOVE WITH YO I-I-I-I-
YEAH I'M IN LOVE WITH YO I-I-I-I-I * *
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: THE 1975 CATCH THEM ON TOUR IN THE U.S. NOW!
MY THANKS TO WILL FERRELL, LINDSAY LOHAN, THE 1975, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE