1 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:12,579 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:19,552 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,552 --> 00:00:23,857 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - WILL FARRELL, LINDSAY LOHAN, 4 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:31,364 MUSICAL GUESTS THE 1975, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 5 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:43,143 Questlove: 1743 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:44,010 --> 00:01:04,064 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 7 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,766 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 8 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:09,502 YEAH WELCOME, EVERYBODY. WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 9 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:13,573 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. 10 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,743 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, GUYS, TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN TRAVELLED TO EGYPT FOR 11 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:21,214 THE U.N. CLIMATE CHANGE SUMMIT YEAH, I'M WORRIED ALL THE TRAVELING FROM THE MIDTERMS IS 12 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:27,554 TAKING IT OUT ON BIDEN, BECAUSE HE SHOWED UP TO EGYPT AND ASKED TO MEET THE LEADER OF WAKANDA. 13 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:35,095 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THE CLIMATE SUMMIT IS IMPORTANT. 14 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:39,232 IT'S WHERE WORLD LEADERS FLY LONG DISTANCES IN THEIR PRIVATE JETS TO DISCUSS HOW TO HELP THE 15 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:47,440 ENVIRONMENT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU LIKE THAT? 16 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,576 Steve: COME ON. IT WAS A GOOD ONE. Jimmy: MEANWHILE, THE U.N. 17 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:51,211 SECRETARY GENERAL WAS ADDRESSING THE SUMMIT WHEN HE REALIZED SOMETHING WASN'T 18 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:53,646 REALIZED SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT. WATCH THIS 19 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:55,181 HOLDING DECISION MAKERS TO 20 00:01:55,181 --> 00:02:04,290 ACCOUNT. [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK THAT I WAS GIVEN THE 21 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:09,729 WRONG SPEECH [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GOING TO SPEAK TO A GROUP 22 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:15,435 OF YOUNG PEOPLE AFTERWARDS [ RIM SHOT ] [ APPLAUSE ] 23 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:19,139 Jimmy: EVENTUALLY HE GOT THE RIGHT SPEECH AND WAS LIKE, "OKAY, HERE IT IS. 24 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:25,979 WHAT'S UP, PLAYAS? [ LAUGHTER ] THEN HE LEFT THE BUILDING AND 25 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,548 GOT IN THE WRONG MOTORCADE IT WAS JUST -- THE WHOLE DAY WAS BAD. 26 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:30,183 WELL NEXT WEEK, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP IS EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE HE'S RUNNING FOR 27 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:36,556 PRESIDENT AGAIN. BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY JUST ONE OF THE RUMORED ANNOUNCEMENTS HE'S 28 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:39,459 PLANS ON MAKING. FOR EXAMPLE, HE'S ALSO ANNOUNCING DON JR. WILL BE 29 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:45,165 REPLACED BY KENDALL ON "SUCCESSION. [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:49,869 THERE'S A RUMOR. HE'S ALSO TELLING PEOPLE HE'S HIRING A PLUMBER BECAUSE HIS 31 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:55,442 TOILET HAS A DOCUMENTS PROBLEM I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS [ APPLAUSE ] 32 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,310 THAT'S NOT ALL, TRUMP, SAYS THAT HE'S RELEASING HIS ANNUAL HOLIDAY SEASON CATALOG OF HIS 33 00:02:57,310 --> 00:03:03,516 FAVORITE LOSERS. OH THAT'S FUN. [ APPLAUSE ] 34 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,485 P THEN HE MIGHT ANNOUNCE THAT HE'S GOING TO COMPETE IN "THE MASKED SINGER" WEARING A GIANT 35 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:12,926 VERSION OF HIS OWN HEAD AS A A COSTUME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 36 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:16,963 AND FINALLY, THIS THANKSGIVING, HE'S PARDONING THE BIGGEST TURKEY HE KNOWS, RUDY GIULIANI 37 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:24,637 THESE ARE JUST RUMORS. RUMORS WELL, SOME BUSINESS NEWS 38 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:26,239 THE CEO OF DELTA AIRLINES SAID THERE IS NO POSSIBILITY OF PILOT STRIKES OVER THE 39 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:33,313 HOLIDAYS [ APPLAUSE ] DEPENDING ON IF YOU CHAIRED OR 40 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:37,183 BOOED, IT REALLY SAYS A LOT ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR FAMILY 41 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:41,788 IT REALLY DOES THIS SIDE OF THE - THIS SIDE OF THE -- YEAH, YEAH 42 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:44,958 YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE [ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, I SAW THAT 43 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,259 BITCOIN IS CRASHING AND IT ACTUALLY JUST HIT A TWO-YEAR LOW. 44 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:52,399 RIGHT NOW BITCOIN IS WORTH ABOUT AS MUCH AS A DR. OZ YARD SIGN 45 00:03:52,399 --> 00:04:01,041 Steve: HEY-OH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 46 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:05,512 Jimmy: WELL GET THIS, I SAW THAT APPLE IS MAKING A BIG CHANGE TO SIRI 47 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:09,115 THEY'RE PLANNING TO DROP THE WORD "HEY" FROM THE PHRASE "HEY SIRI" SO SOON PEOPLE WILL JUST 48 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:12,218 SAY "SIRI. YEAH, WE GOT OUR HANDS ON THE UPDATE EARLY, SO LET'S TEST IT 49 00:04:12,218 --> 00:04:16,556 OUT. SIRI, WHAT IS THE WEATHER? THAT'S IT 50 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:22,128 WOW, YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY, "HEY," TO ME? [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:25,732 Jimmy: I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY. 52 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:29,669 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY TO YOUR PARTNER OF 11 YEARS AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN 53 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:34,808 THROUGH TOGETHER [ AUDIENCE OOHS Jimmy: I -- 54 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:38,578 WHAT HAPPENED TO US I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT SWIMMING 55 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:45,852 IN MYKONOS TOGETHER? YOU FORGOT I WAS IN YOUR POCKET, SO WE ENDED UP SPENDING 56 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:51,524 THE EVENING AT THAT GREEK APPLE STORE AND NOW YOU JUST BARK ORDERS AT ME 57 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:53,259 Jimmy: I'M SORRY, I'M NOT BARKING ORDERS AT YOU. I'M SORRY. 58 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:57,430 CAN WE START OVER. HEY, SIRI. WHAT'S THE WEATHER 59 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:01,468 I'M SORRY, JIMMY, I'VE MOVE ON I'M DATING A REAL MAN THE WAZE 60 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:05,939 GUY. HAVE FUN WITH THAT FLOOZY, ALEXA. 61 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:11,411 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. [ APPLAUSE ] 62 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:15,248 Steve: RUDE Jimmy: HEY GUYS, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? 63 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:19,085 THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE HAS ASKED VISITORS TO STOP LICKING HALLUCINOGENIC TOADS 64 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:22,122 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN THE TOADS ISSUED A STATEMENT TELLING THE 65 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:28,361 NATIONAL PARK SERVICE TO MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:32,832 Steve: RIBBIT * Jimmy: IF YOU'RE THE TYPE OF 67 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,501 PERSON WHO WOULD LICK A TOAD, I'M GUESSING YOU DON'T LISTEN TO A LOT OF GOVERNMENT 68 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:38,638 ADVISORIES [ LAUGHTER ] SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, I 69 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:42,809 HEARD NETFLIX, THE SHOW "THE WATCHER," WAS RENEWED FOR A SECOND SEASON. 70 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:47,180 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DID YOU SEE THAT SHOW? I LOVE "THE WATCHER. 71 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,581 BUT I THOUGHT THE VOICE OF THE WATCHER WAS A LITTLE DISTRACTING. 72 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:52,619 TAKE A LOOK. SEE IF YOU AGREE I DON'T KNOW 73 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,890 657 BOULEVARD. I WANT TO WELCOME YOU TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD 74 00:05:56,890 --> 00:06:03,663 HI YOUR HOUSE IS MY OBSESSION AND NOW YOU ARE TOO. 75 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:09,903 I WILL NEVER STOP WATCHING BECAUSE I'M THE WATCHER. HA HA. 76 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:15,775 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HEY GUYS, ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY, HALF OF 77 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:24,784 DENTISTS SAY THEY PATIENTS COME INTO THEIR APPOINTMENTS HIGH [ LAUGHTER ] 78 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:26,753 YEAH, WHEN DENTISTS ASKED "HAVE YOU BEEN FLOSSING," PATIENTS ARE LIKKE, "NO, BUT I LICKED 79 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:31,224 TOAD." [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, FINALLY IT IS THURSDAY 80 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,826 GUYS, FINALLY IT IS THURSDAY IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. HERE WE GO 81 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:35,362 * 82 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:42,369 * WETWEET WETWEET * Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WeTWEET. 83 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:45,071 THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING TO POST ON TWITTER. 84 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,639 I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS AND WE'RE GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU 85 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:53,079 LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS 86 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,149 YOU GOT THEM THERE YEAH, YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THESE. 87 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:58,885 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. 88 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:01,921 WHATEVER YOU WANT. WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS LIVE HERE ON THE SHOW. 89 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:05,225 HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKERS TOO WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST 90 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:09,929 TWEETS, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW SO YOU ALL CAN LIKE IT AND WeTWEET IT 91 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:12,532 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE 92 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:14,501 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS HERE WE GO 93 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:16,369 THE FIRST TWEET SAYS, "LIKE 'TEN ITEMS OR LESS' LINES, STARBUCKS SHOULD HAVE A 'SIMPLE 94 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:23,143 ORDER LINE.' HMM, WOW * 95 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:26,413 NOT ONLY DID THEY NOT LAUGH, THEY DIDN'T MOVE Steve: YEAH 96 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:28,181 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN 97 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:30,350 Steve: MORE LIKE ADVICE Jimmy: YEAH THEY JUST DIDN'T -- THEY'RE 98 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:33,953 LIKE, NO OKAY I THINK -- YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE 99 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:37,123 TO FINISH THE SONG LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 100 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,426 [ DRUM ROLL YEAH THAT'S HALF AND HALF 101 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:41,294 WOW. 100 IS NOT BAD * 102 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:45,231 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: NOT GREAT EITHER ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 103 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:47,534 YEAH WE'RE JUST WARMING UP. THEY DON'T NECESSARILY GET 104 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:50,236 BETTER BY THE WAY. Steve: NO [ LAUGHTER ] 105 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:52,072 Jimmy: JUST WANT TO WARN YOU THERE. ALL RIGHT, THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, 106 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,873 "DON'T EXPECT A 'BLESS YOU' AFTER THE THIRD SNEEZE JUST FOCUS ON GETTING YOURSELF 107 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:56,576 TOGETHER." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 108 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:59,746 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: TARIQ UP THERE Jimmy: YEAH, TARIQ IS LIKE 109 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:02,282 YEAH Steve: YEAH, THAT'S SOMETHING. 110 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,017 Jimmy: THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:07,187 Tariq: BECAUSE YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE, "BLESS YOU." Jimmy: "BLESS YOU." 112 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,622 Tariq: "BLESS YOU." Jimmy: FIGURE IT OUT. Tariq: GET YOURSELF 113 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:11,891 TOGETHER I LOVE IT. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 114 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:14,394 HERE WE GO I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS [ DRUM ROLL 115 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:16,096 I FEEL MUCH BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS 116 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,897 ONE. WOAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 117 00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:21,201 * YO Steve: WOAH 118 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,836 Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS THE ONE. Steve: 194. 119 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,872 Jimmy: THAT WAS A GREAT ONE THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT WHAT A CHANGE OF HEART THE 120 00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:28,274 AUDIENCE HAD [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: APARTENTLY THEY 121 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:30,210 WEREN'T IN LINE AT STARBUCKS Jimmy: THEY FOUND THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT BECAUSE WILL 122 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:32,679 FERRELL IS ON THE SHOW THEY GOT ALL EXCITED YEAH, I GOT IT 123 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,849 I UNDERSTAND HAPPENS WITH THE NEXT ONE. IT SAY, "IF PRO ATHLETES COULD 124 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:39,219 HEAR THE HELPFUL THINGS I YELL AT THE TV, THEY WOULD PLAY SO MUCH BETTER. 125 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:43,690 [ LAUGHTER ] * THAT'S PRETTY GOOD TOO 126 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:47,961 Steve: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. ALL RIGHT. HERE'S THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE 127 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:51,564 [ DRUM ROLL CAN WE BEAT 194? OH, NOT BAD! 128 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,867 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NOT BAD. 129 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,236 Steve: NOT AWFUL. 166. Jimmy: VERY POSITIVE 130 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:58,138 AUDIENCE I LIKE THIS AUDIENCE, VERY, VERY GOOD. 131 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:01,074 THIS NEXT ONE HERE THIS ONE SAYS, "IF THERE'S ONE THING I'M REALLY GOOD AT, IT'S 132 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:07,647 GETTING PEOPLE TO SAY, 'WOW, YOU LOOK TIRED.'" [ LAUGHTER ] * 133 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:10,817 TOO TRUE IS THAT TOO TRUE Questlove: ALL THE TIME 134 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:12,886 Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW ME TOO ALL RIGHT. 135 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:16,156 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS RIGHT HERE LIVE. [ DRUM ROLL 136 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:20,093 NOT BAD BUT STILL NOT AS - * THIS LAST ONE SAYS, "THERE'S 137 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:23,396 NOTHING MORE PAINFUL THAN HAVING A KID DESCRIBE MINECRAFT TO YOU." 138 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:27,100 [ LAUGHTER ] * Steve: COME ON. 139 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:31,104 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. Jimmy: THAT IS TOO REAL Steve: IT DOESN'T BEAT 194, 140 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:35,075 BUT THAT'S A GOOD ONE. Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. IT'S NOT GOING TO BEAT 194 141 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,943 I DON'T THINK THIS ONE'S GOING TO GO ALL THE WAY. BUT LET'S SEE. 142 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:39,546 [ DRUM ROLL LET'S SEE THE RESULTS RIGHT NOW. 143 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:44,484 THERE YOU GO EVERYBODY THAT'S IT. * 144 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:46,653 LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WINNER. IT IS TWEET NUMBER TWO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 145 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:48,621 [ DINGING I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK 146 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:52,692 IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WeTWEET, AND ENJOY 147 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:57,263 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW WILL FERRELL IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 148 00:09:57,263 --> 00:10:01,001 LINDSAY LOHAN IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 149 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:04,771 THE 1975 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH WILL 150 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:11,144 FERRELL, EVERYBODY COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 151 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:18,151 * Jimmy: HOW OLD IS THIS TIGER WILL 152 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:24,591 UH, THREE MONTHS OLD. CAN I BORROW ONE OF YOUR PENS. THEY LOVE OBJECTS. 153 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:27,861 CAN I BORROW ONE OF YOUR PENS. THEY LOVE OBJECTS. [ MEOWING 154 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:51,217 PLANET HIS NEW MOVIE, "SPIRITED," IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY AND 155 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:58,391 STREAMING GLOBALLY ON APPLE TV PLUS ON NOVEMBER 18th. PLEASE WELCOME WILL FERRELL! 156 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:13,940 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 157 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:22,248 Jimmy: WILL FERRELL OH, MY GOODNESS. WILL FERRELL, EVERYBODY. 158 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:25,518 COME ON, THAT'S -- THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU 159 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,154 Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK TO THE SHOW ENJOY YOURSELF, GUYS 160 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,924 YEAH, THANKS WILL -- JIMMY, AREN'T YOU JUST LOST 161 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:35,462 IN THE HOLIDAY MAGIC [ LAUGHTER ] YES, I AM 162 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:40,100 WELL, IS IT -- IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE BRINGING US HERE? WHAT IS THIS YOU BROUGHT 163 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,901 WELL, JIMMY, YOU KNOW, I HAVE A PASSION FOR MINIATURES, BECAUSE I'M BIT OF A CONTROL 164 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:47,674 FREAK. Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH SO, EVERY JANUARY, I BEGIN 165 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:53,847 CONSTRUCTION OF MY PERFECT CHRISTMAS VILLAGE. Jimmy: OH 166 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,749 AND SINCE THE HOLIDAYS ARE ALMOST HERE, I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN TO BRING IT HERE AND SHARE 167 00:11:55,749 --> 00:12:01,054 IT WITH ALL OF YOU Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THIS IS -- THANK YOU. 168 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,123 THIS -- YEAH. Jimmy: IT'S REALLY 169 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:06,092 IMPRESSIVE I HAVEN'T EVEN SHOWN YOU THE BEST PART YET. 170 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:12,298 LOOK Jimmy: WOW, LOOK AT THAT. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 171 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,767 Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S VERY GOOD WOULD YOU LIKE FOR ME TO 172 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:19,205 GIVE YOU A TOUR? Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE TO SEE A TOUR OF THIS WITH YOU. 173 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:22,575 IF YOU DO THE HONOR OF SPRINKLING A LITTLE CHRISTMAS SNOW -- 174 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,878 Jimmy: OKAY -- OVER THE VILLAGE Jimmy: OVER THE VILLAGE 175 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:29,816 SURE AND FELLAS, CAN I GET SOME -- SOME MUSIC THAT SAYS 176 00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:34,287 "HOLIDAY MAGIC"? * OH, THANK YOU. 177 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:38,425 WELCOME TO MY PERFECT CHRISTMAS VILLAGE. Jimmy: WOW. 178 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:43,463 THE SEASON STARTS DOWNTOWN, WITH OUR VILLAGE GAZEBO. Jimmy: OOH. 179 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,866 AND LOOK HERE, A FRIENDLY SNOWBALL FIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 180 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:50,670 Jimmy: WOW, INCREDIBLE DETAIL AND WHO'S THIS GUY OVER HERE 181 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:55,608 OOH, THAT'S MICHAEL THE POPCORN MAN. Jimmy: OOH, AND WHO'S SHE 182 00:12:55,608 --> 00:13:01,514 THAT'S FRANCINE SHE'S THE TOWN HEARTBREAKER. [ LAUGHTER ] 183 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:04,250 BUT IT'S NOT JUST THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE A CHRISTMAS VILLAGE PERFECT. 184 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:08,488 Jimmy: UH-HUH LOOK AT THESE DARLING SHOPS HERE 185 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:13,093 Jimmy: UH-HUH YEAH, YOU HAVE A POST OFFICE YOU HAVE A HARDWARE STORE. 186 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:18,131 AND DON'T FORGET TO BUY ALL YOUR CHRISTMAS CIGARS AT THE CIGAR SHOP 187 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:22,602 MMM, IS THERE ANYTHING THAT SAYS "HOLIDAY CHEER" LIKE THE SMELL OF A CHRISTMAS CIGAR 188 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:26,639 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I GUESS. SURE 189 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:30,143 I GUESS. YES, I KNOW Jimmy: OH, OKAY 190 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,344 YOU DO YOU KNOW IT, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT. 191 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,980 WHAT IS THIS FACTORY OVER HERE IS THIS A FACTORY? YEAH. 192 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,282 UH-HUH Jimmy: YEAH ARE THEY TOYS HERE OR CANDY 193 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:39,753 CANES OR SOMETHING NO, NOBODY KNOWS WHAT GOES ON THERE 194 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:44,691 [ LAUGHTER ] NOT EVEN ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 195 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,326 Jimmy: WHAT'S THIS OVER HERE OH, THAT'S THE ROSS DRESS 196 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:51,364 FOR LESS [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S WHERE THE 197 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:57,137 TOWNSPEOPLE SHOP WHEN THEY WANT DRESSES, BUT FOR LESS. Jimmy: BUT FOR LESS 198 00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:00,540 YEAH, I GOT YOU. OVER HERE WE HAVE PEOPLE GETTING THEIR PHOTOS WITH 199 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:07,080 SANTA. BUT YOU'D BETTER BE GOOD, OR NO CHRISTMAS CIGARS FOR YOU 200 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,483 [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S OUR REINDEER PETTING ZOO. 201 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,252 Jimmy: OH, THAT'S NICE. LOOKS LIKE THERE SOME -- OH, THERE'S SOME WOLVES IN THERE 202 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:17,057 WITH THE REINDEER. [ LAUGHTER ] UH-HUH. 203 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:20,193 WELL, SANTA'S BUSY WITH OTHER THINGS SO THE WOLVES ARE THERE TO KEEP THE REINDEER IN CHECK. 204 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:24,464 Jimmy: IT LOOKS LIKE SOME WOLVES ARE ACTUALLY ESCAPED AND ARE WALKING AROUND TOWN. 205 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:29,169 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THEY VOTE, SO THEY'VE EARNED THEIR RIGHT TO BE HERE. 206 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,271 Jimmy: THE WOLVES THE WOLVES VOTE? THE WOLVES RUN THE TOWN, 207 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:34,307 JIMMY. THEY RUN IT ALL. SO, YOU'D BETTER NOT SAY 208 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:42,949 ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THEM. [ SHAKY BREATH ] HEY, IT'S NOT ALMOST MIDNIGHT, 209 00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:49,489 IS IT? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT IS. 210 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:56,162 IT IS. OH, NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 211 00:14:56,162 --> 00:15:04,571 OH, NO NOT ON THE FULL MOON, NOT NOW. AHH, IT BURNS! 212 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:08,041 Jimmy: OH, WILL, WHAT'S GOING ON I AM TURNING INTO A 213 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:16,049 A WEREWOLF [ DRAMATIZATION AND I TOLD A FIB 214 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:20,653 THAT'S NOT THE ORIGINAL MICHAEL THE POPCORN MAN. I ATE THE REAL MICHAEL 215 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,556 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT I WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING 216 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:30,930 IN THE GAZEBO, NAKED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I COULDN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING, 217 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,634 BUT I COULD TASTE POPCORN MAN. YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME TO THE FACTORY. 218 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:38,805 TAKE ME TO THE FACTORY AND HANDCUFF ME TO THE RADIATOR, FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY! 219 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:42,409 [ GROWLING ] [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WILL, IS THAT ALL I 220 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:50,617 CAN DO THIS IS A LONG PROCESS. [ LAUGHTER ] 221 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,585 Jimmy: OH, MY GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE WHAT CAN I DO? 222 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,522 THE VILLAGE NEEDS BLOOD NEEDS NEW, FRESH BLOOD Jimmy: WHAT 223 00:15:55,522 --> 00:16:00,894 I HAVE AN IDEA I HAVE AN IDEA I HAVE A TINY FIGURINE OF ME 224 00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:02,295 MAYBE I CAN PUT HIM IN YOUR CHRISTMAS VILLAGE, THAT COULD BE GOOD? 225 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:07,867 IT'S THE ONLY WAY Jimmy: I'M RIGHT THERE. JIMMY - 226 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:15,542 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JIMMY, I TOLD ANOTHER FIB. Jimmy: WHAT 227 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:20,046 I WASN'T REALLY TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF [ LAUGHTER ] 228 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:23,416 I JUST NEEDED TO SEE IF YOU HAD THE CHRISTMAS HEART. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 229 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,453 AND I NEEDED TO KNOW IF YOU COULD SAVE MY VILLAGE. AND YOU DID IT 230 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:33,126 YOU SAVED CHRISTMAS! HOLIDAY CIGAR? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 231 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:36,396 Jimmy: WOW! THANKS, BUDDY. WILL FERRELL, EVERYBODY! 232 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:40,567 MORE WITH WILL AFTER THE BREAK COME ON BACK OH, MY GOD 233 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:47,240 OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 234 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,610 Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE, FLIP COME ON! 235 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,079 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT'S GOING ON? IT'S THE LAST TIME 236 00:16:53,079 --> 00:17:08,261 IT FEELS RIGED ALL RIGHT. GO 237 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:12,032 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! WE'RE TALKING WITH, THE ONE THE 238 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:18,038 ONLY, WILL FERRELL WHO STARS ALONGSIDE RYAN REYNOLDS IN THE NEW MOVIE "SPIRITED. 239 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:22,275 WILL, WELCOME BACK YOU HAD A BIG WEEKEND. OVER THE WEEKEND, YOU HAVE A 240 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,111 A SOCCER TEAM FIRST OF ALL WITH L.A.F.C. L.A.F.C 241 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:28,381 LOS ANGELES FOOTBALL CLUB. Jimmy: YEAH AND, YEAH 242 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:32,652 Jimmy: AND YOU WON THE FIRST MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER CUP. OUR FIRST MLS CUP 243 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,521 Jimmy: YOU WON? WE WON. Jimmy: YOU WON! 244 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:39,859 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THIS IS A LOT TO CELEBRATE 245 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,228 WE HAVE A CLIP OF YOU CELEBRATING WITH THE TROPHY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING. 246 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:52,138 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 247 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,841 YEAH. Jimmy: THAT'S A BIG DEAL. SO WE HAD SO MANY -- WE HAD 248 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,077 MAGIC JOHNSON WAS THERE. SIA WAS THERE. WE HAVE ALL THIS WONDERFUL 249 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,646 FANBASE. JUSTIN BIEBER WAS THERE. SLAY. 250 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,148 Jimmy: NO WAY YEAH WAIT, WHAT? 251 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:04,684 Jimmy: SLAY SLAY SLAY. 252 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,187 Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU SAY SLAY. OH IT SOUNDED LIKE -- 253 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:10,790 [ IMITATES SHEEP ] [ LAUGHTER ] IS THAT A THING? 254 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:14,828 WHEN YOU SAY JUSTIN BIEBER, YOU GO - [ IMITATES SHEEP ] 255 00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:18,665 Jimmy: NO, HE HAS A LOT OF FANS SOUNDS LIKE A GHOST SHEEP 256 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,935 Jimmy: WE ARE ALLOWED TO INVITE LIVESTOCK TO THE SHOW NOW. 257 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:25,872 OH, THAT'S GREAT. Jimmy: THE NEW THING WE'RE DOING IN 2022. 258 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:29,709 I LOVE IT THE SHOW IS SO INNOVATIVE. Jimmy: YEAH 259 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:33,046 NOT JUST FOR HUMANS. WE'RE FOR EVERYBODY. SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY SHEEP OUT 260 00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:37,751 THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DO WE HAVE ANY BENGAL 261 00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:43,490 TIGERS [ LAUGHTER ] NO BENGAL TIGERS 262 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:47,060 Jimmy: NO I HEARD A BABY ONE I HEARD A BABY BANGAL TIGER 263 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:50,163 [ LAUGHTER ] [ LIGHT GROWLING ] Jimmy: WAKING UP. 264 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:54,734 YEAH, THEY'RE TAKING A NAP AND WAKING UP. [ LIGHT GROWLING ] 265 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:59,339 WHERE'S THAT BABY BENGAL TIGER I'LL GO FIND IT. I'LL GO FIND IT. 266 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:04,377 [ WOMAN SHREIKS WHERE'S THAT BABY BENGAL TIGER COME HERE. 267 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:07,847 I FOUND IT HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING COME HERE. 268 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,150 COME ON OVER BE CAREFUL BE CAREFUL 269 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:14,754 OOH THIS IS ADORABLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 270 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:19,225 Jimmy: YOU WANT TO SIT ON HIS LAP? YOU'RE GOING TO SIT IN HIS LAP 271 00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:26,866 LIKE A TIGER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ MEOWING 272 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:37,811 [ HISSING HOW OLD IS THIS TIGER, WILL? THREE-MONTHS-OLD. 273 00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:40,447 [ LAUGHTER ] CAN I BORROW ONE OF YOUR PENS? THEY LOVE OBJECTS. 274 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:47,087 [ MEOWING Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THIS IS HOW THEY LEARN TO 275 00:19:47,087 --> 00:19:49,289 HUNT Jimmy: BE CAREFUL THIS IS HOW THEY LEARN TO 276 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,359 HUNT Jimmy: OH, BE CAREFUL OH, BE CAREFUL 277 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,194 BE CAREFUL BE CAREFUL ALL RIGHT. 278 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:57,263 NO, BE CAREFUL [ LAUGHTER ] YOU BE GOOD. 279 00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:01,868 HE'S GOING TO GET TO BE MUCH BIGGER [ LAUGHTER ] 280 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,170 Jimmy: NOW, DID YOU HAVE HIM ON SET WELL, I GUESS HE'S ONLY THREE 281 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,439 MONTHS HE TRAVELS WITH ME. Jimmy: HE DOES TRAVELS WITH 282 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,509 YOU? AND HOW LONG -- HE TRAVELS TO EVERY MOVIE PREMIER? 283 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:14,547 EVERY MOVIE PREMIER EVERY FAMILY HOLIDAY Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 284 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:18,485 BUT HE LOVES TALK SHOWS Jimmy: YOU DO YOU LOVE COMING TO NEW YORK? 285 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,787 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? HE DOES 286 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:25,358 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. THAT'S AMAZING THAT YOU TAUGHT 287 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:30,397 HIM THAT THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY IS GOING CRAZY OVER THIS. 288 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:34,200 THEY'RE GOING NUTS [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE ONE OF A KIND. 289 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,837 Jimmy: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SOMETHING I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE 290 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,674 BECAUSE I'VE HAD SO MANY BENGAL TIGERS, AND NONE OF THEM COULD SPEAK ENGLISH. 291 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,942 [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE'S THE FIRST ONE IS IT BETTER FOR YOU BECAUSE 292 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:46,579 YOU GET TO COMMUNICATE WITH OTHER HUMANS YEAH, I MEAN, THEY LIKE WHEN 293 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,315 I DO THE - [ HISSES ] --THING 294 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:52,252 BUT USUALLY, THEY DON'T GET WHAT I MEAN. I DO THIS -- 295 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,987 [ HISS ] AND THEY'RE LIKE, "THAT'S SO CUTE." 296 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:57,290 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT MEANS, I WANT TO RIP YOUR FACE OFF. 297 00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:01,928 SOMETIMES Jimmy: YOU SPEAK ENGLISH, BUT ALSO YOU HAVE KIND OF AN 298 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,931 ACCENT AS WELL I DO. I DO 299 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:08,435 YEAH, IT'S A GERMAN ACCENT GERMAN ACCENT Jimmy: SO IS IT GERMAN -- 300 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:17,177 I TAUGHT HIM ENGLISH IN A A GERMAN ACCENT. [ LAUGHTER ] 301 00:21:17,177 --> 00:21:19,245 Jimmy: YOU WOULD THINK TEACHING HIM ENGLISH WOULD BE ENOUGH 302 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:24,818 YOU WOULD THINK, BUT I WANTED HIM TO BE DISTINCT. [ LAUGHTER ] 303 00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:27,887 Jimmy: YOU WOULD THINK SPEAKING WOULD MAKE HIM RARE ENOUGH 304 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,622 I JUST, YOU KNOW, DIDN'T KNOW HOW MANY OTHER BABY BENGAL TIGERS KNEW ENGLISH, AND I 305 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:33,460 THOUGHT IF THIS BECOMES A THING, AT LEAST MY GUY SPEAKS WITH A GERMAN ACCENT 306 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:46,373 Jimmy: YOUR TIGER ALSO SPEAKS GERMAN? [ SPEAKING NON ENGLISH ] 307 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:49,876 YES, THE TIGER SPEAKS GERMAN AND HE DOES TOO 308 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:53,480 I DO TOO, YEAH. Jimmy: COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING. 309 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,448 YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU GETTING 310 00:21:55,448 --> 00:22:07,460 EMBARASSED VERY QUIET [ IMITATING GERMAN ] 311 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:11,931 Jimmy: WELL, YOU WANT TO LET HIM GO BACK? SHOULD WE RELEASE YOU 312 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:19,172 YES RUN, RUN, RUN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 313 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:26,146 Jimmy: AMAZING. * AMAZING. 314 00:22:26,146 --> 00:22:34,621 THANK YOU FOR BRINGING HIM THANK YOU FOR BRINGING HIM TO SEE THEM IN THE WILD IS 315 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:37,524 ONE THING, BUT TO REALLY HOLD THEM UP CLOSE -- Jimmy: THAT'S SOMETHING I'LL 316 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:42,762 NEVER FORGET I'VE NEVER BEEN THAT CLOSE TO A BENGALED TIGER 317 00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:49,536 CAN WE TALK ABOUT "SPIRITED? YOUR MOVIE [ LAUGHTER ] 318 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:52,939 THE THING ABOUT YOUR FILM. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S JUST AMAZING. 319 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:56,643 IT WAS FANTASTIC "SPIRITED. I LOVE THIS MOVIE. 320 00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:59,279 I LOVE IT. RYAN REYNOLDS. IT'S A MUSICAL. 321 00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:01,581 Jimmy: YEAH YEAH. Jimmy: SINGING AND DANCING 322 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:04,317 IN THIS. A REIMAGINING OF "CHRISTMAS CAROL. 323 00:23:04,317 --> 00:23:06,486 Jimmy: I LIKE THE PLOT, BY THE WAY. I LOVE IT. 324 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:10,090 IT'S LIKE THE IDEA THAT THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT, BUT HIS LIFE 325 00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:17,097 RIGHT THE VIEWPOINT OF THE GHOST WORLD, AND HOW EVERY YEAR THEY 326 00:23:17,097 --> 00:23:19,466 PICK A SCROOGE TO HAUNT. BUT MY CHARACTER, CHRISTMAS PRESENT IS HAING A CHRISIS OF 327 00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:21,201 FAITH AND WONDERING, "GOD, WE PICK, YOU KNOW, A TURD OUT EVERY YEAR, AND TRY TO CONVERT 328 00:23:21,201 --> 00:23:29,209 THEM, BUT IS IT REALLY DOING ANY GOOD AND WHY ARE WE DOING THIS 329 00:23:29,209 --> 00:23:31,411 ANYMORE? Jimmy: WHAT IS THE POINT OF WHAT WE'RE DOING 330 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:36,783 THAT'S KIND OF THRUST Jimmy: IT'S SO FUNNY. BUT WE REALLY HAD TO SING 331 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:39,953 IT WASN'T LIKE SINGING IN A SKETCH OR -- Jimmy: DOING A BIT. 332 00:23:39,953 --> 00:23:43,223 I MEAN, JIMMY, YOU OBVIOUSLY SING A LOT IN YOUR STUFF DO YOU DO VOCAL TRAINING AT 333 00:23:43,223 --> 00:23:48,895 ALL? THAT'S WHAT I FOUND FASCINATING. 334 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:51,531 SOME OF THE -- DO YOU DO WARMUP STUFF AT ALL Jimmy: NO 335 00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:57,437 DID YOU EVER DO LION'S POSE Jimmy: NO, WHAT'S THAT? LION'S POSE 336 00:23:57,437 --> 00:24:04,044 YOU START HERE [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: UH-HUH 337 00:24:04,044 --> 00:24:08,915 AND THEN BRING IT BACK. AND THEN AGAIN [ LAUGHTER ] 338 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:14,688 AND THEN BRING IT BACK TO ANOTHER LION'S POSE. Jimmy: I'M SORRY. 339 00:24:14,688 --> 00:24:19,626 THE BENGAL TIGER IS GETTING JEALOUS. [ LAUGHTER ] 340 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:22,662 I HEARD A WORD IN GERMAN HE WANTS ME TO CALL IT TIGER'S POSE, BUT IT'S NOT 341 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:27,801 IT'STHE LIONS POSE Jimmy: AND YOU DO THAT FOR VOCAL WARMUPS? 342 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:34,074 THAT STRETCHES THE BACK OF YOUR MOUTH HERE'S ANOTHER ONE I WOULD DO. 343 00:24:34,074 --> 00:24:43,783 POPCORN, PEANUTS, GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT [ LAUGHTER ] 344 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:54,694 POPCORN, PEANUTS, GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 345 00:24:54,694 --> 00:25:00,834 Jimmy: I CAN FEEL IT DOING SOMETHING TO MY VOICE. THAT'S THE DESIRED EFFECT 346 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:04,037 Jimmy: THESE ARE GREAT TIPS WE'RE ALL PROFESSIONAL SINGERS NOW AFTER THIS TONIGHT 347 00:25:04,037 --> 00:25:08,141 YEAH. CAN WE SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP FROM THE MOVIE 348 00:25:08,141 --> 00:25:10,543 YEAH, PLEASE. Jimmy: HERE'S WILL FERRELL IN "SPIRITED." 349 00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:11,845 Jimmy: HERE'S WILL FERRELL IN "SPIRITED." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 350 00:25:14,047 --> 00:25:15,682 EXPLAIN IT BUT MAYBE IF I CAN JUST CHANGE 351 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:20,520 THIS GUY, MAYBE I'LL - WHAT? MAYBE YOU'LL WHAT? 352 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,689 OH, NO. NO, THERE'S NO NEED FOR A WHOLE BIG NUMBER HERE. 353 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:26,393 NO NO, SPOTLIGHT. GARY, KILL THE - 354 00:25:26,393 --> 00:25:31,231 * EVERY DAY I WAKE UP WITH A SINGLE DREA RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD * 355 00:25:31,231 --> 00:25:35,702 LOOK, I HAVE ANOTHER MEETING I'M ACTUALLY LATE FOR. * TO THROW A TINY STONE 356 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:40,607 INTO A MIGHTY STREAM AND WATCH THE RIPPLE AS THEY SPREAD * 357 00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:44,711 REDEEMING AN UNREDEEMABLE IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE. BUT IF YOU'LL PROMISE TO STOP 358 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:52,419 SINGING, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR PERP OH, REALLY? 359 00:25:52,419 --> 00:25:55,588 GREAT. THANK YOU. THAT'S QUITE REASONABLE. 360 00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:59,192 Jimmy: YES! WILL FERRELL EVERYBODY "SPIRITED" OPENS IN THEATERS ON 361 00:25:59,192 --> 00:26:05,665 FRIDAY, AND IS ON APPLE TV PLUS NOVEMBER 18th. LINDSAY LOHAN JOINS US AFTER 362 00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:07,634 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. WILL FERRELL 363 00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:35,729 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN 364 00:26:35,729 --> 00:26:37,564 EXECUTIVE PRODUCER AND THE STAR OF THE NEW MOVIE "FALLING FOR CHRISTMAS," WHICH IS STREAMING 365 00:26:37,564 --> 00:26:46,339 NOW ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL, LINDSAY LOHAN! 366 00:26:47,774 --> 00:27:01,554 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 367 00:27:01,554 --> 00:27:09,763 Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. WELCOME BACK THEY LOVE YOU. 368 00:27:09,763 --> 00:27:12,399 I'M LIKE BLUSHING COME ON. OH MY GOSH -- 369 00:27:12,399 --> 00:27:14,234 Jimmy: I KNOW COME ON. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 370 00:27:14,234 --> 00:27:16,436 THANKS FOR COMING ON I APPRECIATE THIS. WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT. 371 00:27:16,436 --> 00:27:18,938 FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'RE MARRIED I AM, YEAH. 372 00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:22,108 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL I MET YOUR HUSBAND 373 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:25,278 YEAH, YOU DID Jimmy: I MET HIM BACKSTAGE. HOW DOES IT FEEL 374 00:27:25,278 --> 00:27:30,850 IT'S GREAT. IT'S AMAZING I MET MY PERSON. 375 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:33,386 YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU'RE GOING TO FIND THAT IN LIFE AND HE'S AN AMAZING GUY, MAN 376 00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:37,857 I LOVE HIM AND WE'RE A GREAT TEAM Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU 377 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:40,593 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED WE'VE BEEN MARRIED SINCE APRIL. 378 00:27:40,593 --> 00:27:44,197 Jimmy: I LOVE IT. DOES IT GIVE YOU A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE. 379 00:27:44,197 --> 00:27:47,600 AND YOU GO, OH, YEAH, YOU HAVE A BUDDY NOW. YOU JUST GET TO SHARE 380 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,769 EVERYTHING WITH SOMEONE. AND IT SO SPECIAL. EVERYTHING BECOMES THAT MUCH 381 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:52,939 MORE IMPORTANT I FEEL LIKE Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT "FALLING FOR CHRISTMAS"? 382 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:56,109 YEAH. Jimmy: IT'S ON NETFLIX. THIS IS MY TYPE OF MOVIE BY THE 383 00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:58,845 WAY. I TOLD YOU BACKSTAGE I'M SO INTO THESE MOVIES 384 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:02,449 THESE HOLIDAY MOVIES I WANT "LOVE ACTUALLY" EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR. 385 00:28:02,449 --> 00:28:06,052 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER THAT'S WHAT I WANT ALL THE TIME 386 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:11,157 BUT CAN WE SET UP WHAT THIS ONE'S ABOUT? SO IT'S A GIRL WHO KIND OF 387 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:15,462 IS AN A HEIRESS THAT HAS PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING AND SOMETHING HAPPENS TO HER 388 00:28:15,462 --> 00:28:19,499 SHE GETS IN A BAD ACCIDENT AND SHE GETS AMNESIA AND REMEMBERS NOTHING. 389 00:28:19,499 --> 00:28:22,202 Jimmy: YEP. AND I THINK IT'S A BEAUTIFUL STORY BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT HOW WE 390 00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:23,903 ALWAYS WANT MORE THINGS IN LIFE, BUT THE SIMPLE THINGS REALLY MEAN THE MOST TO US IN 391 00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:28,041 THE END. THAT REALLY -- I CONNECTED WITH THAT 392 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:31,244 Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY - AND IT'S REALLY FUNNY I DO A LOT OF PHYSICAL COMEDY 393 00:28:31,244 --> 00:28:36,783 IN IT WHICH IS FUN FOR ME. Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU SING IN IT BY THE WAY. 394 00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:38,518 I DO, YEAH. Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS 395 00:28:38,518 --> 00:28:42,055 NO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE YOUR VOICE 396 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:46,059 WE WANT MORE SINGING BUT THE SONG OF CHOICE IS JINGLE BELL ROCK 397 00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:51,698 [ CHEERS ] NOW -- LET ME REMIND ANYONE -- ANYONE 398 00:28:51,698 --> 00:28:55,902 WHO DOESN'T KNOW, BUT THE LAST TIME YOU SANG JINGLE BELL ROCK IN A MOVIE WAS IN -- 399 00:28:55,902 --> 00:29:05,512 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "MEAN GIRLS. HOW DID IT COME ABOUT? 400 00:29:05,512 --> 00:29:07,614 WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO DO "JINGLE BELL ROCK? WELL, IT WAS A JOKE 401 00:29:07,614 --> 00:29:10,517 ACTUALLY I WAS KIDDING AROUND WITH THE PRODUCERS AND THE DIRECTOR AND, 402 00:29:10,517 --> 00:29:12,185 I WAS LIKE, "OH, IT WOULD BE GREAT TO DO, YOU KNOW, LIKE A JINGLE BELL ROCK SKIT. 403 00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:14,187 AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT, BECAUSE THEY WENT STRAIGHT TO, OH, LET'S RECREATE THE "MEAN 404 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:23,663 GIRLS" TALENT SHOW SCENE AND I WAS LIKE, " OH NO, YOU CAN'T TOUCH "MEAN GIRLS. 405 00:29:23,663 --> 00:29:26,833 SORRY, THAT'S LIKE, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, CAN YOU DO 406 00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:30,770 THE SONG?" AND SO I WAS LIKE, "I'LL DO THE SONG." 407 00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:32,839 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GOT TO GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT. WHY NOT? 408 00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:37,110 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PERFECT FOR THE HOLIDAYS 409 00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:38,912 THERE WAS ALSO -- I SAW RECENTLY JAMIE LEE CURTIS WAS BEING INTERVIEWED AND THEY SAID 410 00:29:38,912 --> 00:29:40,680 WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO DO A "FREAKY FRIDAY" SEQUEL OR SOMETHING AND SHE SAID, I HAVE 411 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:49,456 A GREAT IDEA FOR IT AND I TALKED TO -- I THINK SHE SAID SHE TALKED TO 412 00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:52,859 YOU OR PITCHED YOU AND IDEA -- WE DID SPEAK ABOUT IT YEAH. Jimmy: AND IS THERE ANY 413 00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:55,795 TRUTH TO - IS IT MOVING FORWARD OR IS ANYONE - 414 00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:59,632 FIRST OF ALL, LET'S JUST TAKE THE FACT THAT I WAS ON SET FILMING AT THE TIME. 415 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:04,004 AND JAMIE LEE CURTIS WRITES YOU AND YOU JUST GET EXCITED AND DISTRACTED IMMEDIATELY 416 00:30:04,004 --> 00:30:07,073 I HAD TO BRING MYSELF DOWN TO EARTH. AND BE LIKE, OKAY, I'M ON SET. 417 00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:09,576 I HAVE TO FOCUS. AND THEN SHE SAID "FREAKY FRIDAY 2" AND I GOT MORE 418 00:30:09,576 --> 00:30:11,978 EXCITED. Jimmy: YEAH, BUT THEN ALL THE FANS WERE LIKE, WAIT THIS 419 00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:18,551 IS -- THE IDEA FOR THE PLOT IS GOOD TOO YEAH -- IS THERE ANYONE -- 420 00:30:18,551 --> 00:30:21,921 WE WOULD BOTH BE INTO IT. YOU WOULD YEAH. 421 00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:29,362 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: LET'S GET ON THIS. LET'S MAKE THIS INTO A THING 422 00:30:29,362 --> 00:30:32,632 ANY "MEAN GIRLS 2? I THINK THAT'S IN TINA FEY'S HANDS. 423 00:30:32,632 --> 00:30:37,570 Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY, YEAH - TINA, I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING, YEAH 424 00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:42,042 LET'S MAKE THAT HAPPEN AS WELL I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP THOUGH OF YOUR MOVIE RIGHT NOW 425 00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:44,310 "FALLING FOR CHRISTMAS." HERE'S LINDSAY LOHAN TAKE A LOOK AT THIS 426 00:30:45,078 --> 00:30:48,181 WE JUST RAN OUT OF PUMPKIN PANCAKES, BUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE, I CAN MAKE YOU SOME EGGS 427 00:30:48,181 --> 00:30:51,217 OH, PLEASE. I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF MAKING MY OWN BREAKFAST 428 00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:57,123 * IT'S BROKEN. YEAH, NO. 429 00:30:57,123 --> 00:31:01,294 YOU JUST GOT TO PUSH IT IN AND TWIST IT THANK YOU 430 00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:06,433 * OH, THIS COMES OUT FAST. EGG 431 00:31:06,433 --> 00:31:11,338 THANK YOU OH! WELL, YOU SHOWED THAT EGG WHO'S 432 00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:16,676 BOSS LITTLE MESSY. YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU 433 00:31:16,676 --> 00:31:22,816 SIT OVER THERE, AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF ALL OF THIS. OKAY. 434 00:31:22,816 --> 00:31:27,854 GOOD IDEA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I LOVE OLIVIA. 435 00:31:27,854 --> 00:31:30,590 OLIVIA PEREZ. Jimmy: OLIVIA PEREZ I LOVE HER 436 00:31:30,590 --> 00:31:32,992 WHAT A GREAT ACTRESS SO CUTE. LINDSAY LOHAN, EVERYBODY 437 00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:38,331 "FALLING FOR CHRISTMAS" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX LINDSAY AND I ARE DOING 438 00:31:38,331 --> 00:31:40,633 SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 439 00:31:40,633 --> 00:32:04,290 * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 440 00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:09,763 LINDSAY LOHAN AND I ARE ABOUT TO FACE OFF IN A WATER WAR WE'LL PLAY THE CARD GAME WAR, 441 00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:13,066 BUT IF YOU LOSE THE HAND, YOU GET A PINT OF WATER IN THE FACE 442 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:16,636 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] THE FIRST PERSON TO THROW FIVE GLASSES WINS, AND GETS TO 443 00:32:16,636 --> 00:32:23,209 WATER-CANNON THE LOSER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YAY 444 00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:27,080 LOTS OF WAYS TO GET WET, BUT ONLY ONE WAY TO WIN. LINDSAY, ARE YOU READY 445 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:31,084 WE DID NOT RIG ALL OF THIS I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE READY, JIMMY. 446 00:32:31,084 --> 00:32:33,486 Jimmy: I'M APOLGIZING IN ADVANCE. OKAY, I JUST WANT TO KIND OF 447 00:32:33,486 --> 00:32:37,524 START CAUSE I'M NERVOUS. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ONE, TWO, THREE, FLIP. 448 00:32:37,524 --> 00:32:43,096 YES MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 449 00:32:43,096 --> 00:32:44,731 ABOUT, "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL? EARLY 450 00:32:44,731 --> 00:32:47,701 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. YOU GET THE FIRST CARD GO 451 00:32:47,701 --> 00:32:56,776 OH, MY GOSH. YOU'RE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 452 00:32:56,776 --> 00:32:58,945 DIDN'T HOLD BACK ON THAT ONE AT ALL. THAT ONE ACTUALLY -- 453 00:32:58,945 --> 00:33:01,781 SORRY Jimmy: NO WE'RE READY TO PLAY. 454 00:33:01,781 --> 00:33:04,417 LET'S GO LET'S DO THIS. ALL RIGHT. 455 00:33:04,417 --> 00:33:09,656 [ LAUGHTER ] ONE, TWO, THREE, FLIP. WHAT 456 00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:12,826 WHAT'S GOING ON? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MAYBE I SHOULD MOVE THE DECK 457 00:33:12,826 --> 00:33:15,795 AROUND I'LL GO GENTLE. Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WILL 458 00:33:15,795 --> 00:33:19,499 GO FOR IT. YOU CAN DO IT. OH, MY GOSH. 459 00:33:19,499 --> 00:33:26,172 YOU'RE BEING TOO NICE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GO FOR IT DO I TRUST THIS, OR SHOULD I 460 00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:30,977 SWITCH HANDS NO! Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE, 461 00:33:30,977 --> 00:33:35,582 FLIP COME ON! WHAT'S GOING ON? 462 00:33:35,582 --> 00:33:38,952 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S RIGGED! GO FOR IT, GO FOR IT 463 00:33:38,952 --> 00:33:48,261 OKAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SORRY. 464 00:33:48,261 --> 00:33:51,431 I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 465 00:33:51,431 --> 00:33:54,934 THIS FEELS SO RIGGED RIGHT NOW I'M SO MAD ALL RIGHT. 466 00:33:54,934 --> 00:34:00,273 COME ON NOW! GIVE ME AT LEAST ONE WIN ONE, TWO, THREE! 467 00:34:00,273 --> 00:34:04,044 OH, NO! [ AUDIENCE OHS ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 468 00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:07,614 SWEET MARY AND JOSEPH Jimmy: I FEEL WEIRD NO. 469 00:34:07,614 --> 00:34:09,582 Jimmy: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DRESS. I DESERVE IT. 470 00:34:09,582 --> 00:34:11,518 I DESERVE IT NO. I JUST -- I CAN'T. 471 00:34:11,518 --> 00:34:16,790 SORRY TO THE VERSACE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 472 00:34:16,790 --> 00:34:20,493 AHH! COLD I PLANNED ON IT BEING REALLY 473 00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:24,097 BAD. Jimmy: I DID IT VERY NICE I FEEL ODD 474 00:34:24,097 --> 00:34:27,701 I FEEL ODD HERE WE GO READY? 475 00:34:27,701 --> 00:34:32,972 ONE, TWO, THREE. ALL RIGHT. WE GOT TO GO 476 00:34:32,972 --> 00:34:39,312 YOU DID THAT ONE ALREADY YEAH, GO DID YOU DO IT? 477 00:34:39,312 --> 00:34:45,418 I DO IT TWICE? YOU'RE GOING TO DO THE WHOLE THING? 478 00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:49,255 THIS IS RIDICULOUS I'M GETTING DESTROYED HERE WHY DID I AGREE TO DO THIS 479 00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:53,626 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO ONE, TWO, THREE, FLIP. 480 00:34:53,626 --> 00:34:57,664 COME ON! WAIT IS THAT IT 481 00:34:57,664 --> 00:35:00,400 THIS IS NOT NORMALLY HOW IT HAPPENS. Jimmy: WE DIDN'T GET ONE WAR 482 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,036 AT ALL I KIND OF WANT TO TRY AGAIN AND SEE IF WE GET A WAR. 483 00:35:03,036 --> 00:35:04,671 Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S GO FOR IT I LIKE THIS. 484 00:35:04,671 --> 00:35:06,639 WHOEVER LOSES THIS GETS THE WATER CANNON OKAY 485 00:35:06,639 --> 00:35:11,311 OH, SHOOT Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE -- AND NOW THIS IS IT 486 00:35:11,311 --> 00:35:18,051 THANKS FOR COMING ON THE SHOW. HAVE ME BACK, PLEASE. Jimmy: HAPPY HOLIDAYS 487 00:35:18,051 --> 00:35:26,092 CONGRATS ON THE MOVIE, AND -- OH, YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 488 00:35:26,092 --> 00:35:32,866 OH, MY GOD. JUST KNOW I GAVE IT TO YOU Jimmy: ARE YOU SURE 489 00:35:32,866 --> 00:35:41,741 YOU SURE YES Jimmy: HERE WE GO 490 00:35:41,741 --> 00:35:44,577 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * LINDSAY LOHAN, EVERYBODY 491 00:35:44,577 --> 00:35:51,584 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WATCH OUT FOR THE ROOTS. 492 00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:56,089 SORRY, QUEST. Jimmy: SORRY, QUEST 1975 ARE COMING UP 493 00:35:56,089 --> 00:36:19,112 COME BACK LINDSAY LOHAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 494 00:36:19,112 --> 00:36:20,947 Jimmy: PERFORMING "I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM, "BEING FUNNY IN A 495 00:36:20,947 --> 00:36:26,953 ALBUM, "BEING FUNNY IN A A FOREIGN LANGUAGE," GIVE IT UP FOR THE 1975 496 00:36:30,657 --> 00:36:41,101 * HEARTBEAT IS COMING 497 00:36:41,101 --> 00:36:49,175 IN SO STRONG OH IF YOU DON'T STOP I'M GONNA NEED * 498 00:36:49,175 --> 00:36:55,949 * A SECOND ON OH THERE'S SOMETHING I'V BEEN MEANING T 499 00:36:55,949 --> 00:37:03,023 SAY TO YOU BABY * * HOLD THAT THOUGHT YEAH THERE'S SOMETHING 500 00:37:03,023 --> 00:37:09,029 I'VE BEEN MEANIN TO SAY TO YOU BABY * * BUT I JUST CAN'T DO I 501 00:37:09,029 --> 00:37:18,905 WHAT A CALL MOVING I I FEEL LIKE I CA LOOSEN MY LIPS * 502 00:37:18,905 --> 00:37:21,875 * COME ON SO STRONG I CAN SUMMARIZE IT FOR YOU SIMPLE AND I 503 00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:26,880 GOES LIKE THIS * * I'M IN LOVE WITH YO I-I-I-I- 504 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:32,686 I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I-I * * I'M IN LOVE WITH YO 505 00:37:32,686 --> 00:37:38,358 I-I-I-I- I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU YOU * 506 00:37:38,358 --> 00:37:43,630 * I-I-I-I-I GOT HER BROADSHEET READING DOWN THE LIS 507 00:37:43,630 --> 00:37:47,867 OF THE GOING WRONGS * * YEA YEAH YEAH YEAH 508 00:37:47,867 --> 00:37:52,906 I'M GETTING NO SLEEP TOSSING AND TURNING * * ALL NIGHT LON 509 00:37:52,906 --> 00:38:01,214 HEY YEAH OH THERE'S SOMEWHERE I'V SOMEWHERE I'VE * 510 00:38:01,214 --> 00:38:04,184 * BEEN MEANING TO MEANING TO TAKE THE CONVERSATIO 511 00:38:04,184 --> 00:38:06,786 HOLD THAT THOUGHT * * OH THERE'S SOMEWHERE I'VE SOMEWHERE I'VE 512 00:38:06,786 --> 00:38:10,724 BEEN MEANING T MEANING TO * * TAKE THE CONVERSATION 513 00:38:10,724 --> 00:38:12,492 WITH YOU YEAH WITH YOU * 514 00:38:12,492 --> 00:38:15,762 * YOU SHOW ME YOU YOU SHOW ME YOUR BLACK GIRL THING 515 00:38:15,762 --> 00:38:19,132 BLACK GIRL THING * * PRETENDING THAT I KNOW WHAT IT I 516 00:38:19,132 --> 00:38:23,737 I WASN'T LISTENING I APOLOGIZE * * MEET MY EYE 517 00:38:23,737 --> 00:38:28,041 YEAH IT'S SIMPLE AND IT GOES LIKE THI I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU * 518 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:34,114 * I-I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I- 519 00:38:34,114 --> 00:38:40,353 I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU * * I-I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU 520 00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:45,158 I-I-I-I- YEAH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU * * I-I-I 521 00:38:45,158 --> 00:38:47,794 YEAH I-I- I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU * 522 00:38:47,794 --> 00:38:53,366 * I-I-I-I-I IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I- 523 00:38:53,366 --> 00:39:00,340 YEAH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU * * I-I-I-I-I YEAH I GOT I 524 00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:02,208 HE FOUND IT * * O 525 00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:05,478 JUST GOTTA KEEP IT DON' YOU MUPPET * 526 00:39:05,478 --> 00:39:08,548 * IT'S NOT THAT DEE WELL I'VE BEEN COUNTIN HE 527 00:39:08,548 --> 00:39:10,617 MY BLESSINGS * * O THINKING THIS THROUG 528 00:39:10,617 --> 00:39:14,888 LET'S GO JUST LIKE ONE, TWO * * YEAH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU 529 00:39:14,888 --> 00:39:17,857 IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I- COME ON * 530 00:39:17,857 --> 00:39:21,461 * I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I- 531 00:39:21,461 --> 00:39:25,065 I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU * * I-I-I-I-I-I IN LOVE WITH YOU 532 00:39:25,065 --> 00:39:26,933 YOU YOU YOU YO YEAH * * COME ON 533 00:39:26,933 --> 00:39:30,036 IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I- HEY * 534 00:39:30,036 --> 00:39:34,908 * YEAH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I- IN LOVE WITH YOU 535 00:39:34,908 --> 00:39:41,448 I-I-I-I-I * * IN LOVE WITH YO I-I-I-I- 536 00:39:41,448 --> 00:39:46,586 YEAH I'M IN LOVE WITH YO I-I-I-I-I * * 537 00:39:46,586 --> 00:40:03,603 I-I-I-I-I * * * 538 00:40:05,438 --> 00:40:23,990 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 539 00:40:23,990 --> 00:40:28,995 Jimmy: THE 1975 CATCH THEM ON TOUR IN THE U.S. NOW! 540 00:40:28,995 --> 00:40:30,764 MY THANKS TO WILL FERRELL, LINDSAY LOHAN, THE 1975, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 541 00:40:30,764 --> 00:40:37,871 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 542 00:40:37,871 --> 00:40:40,473 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE