1 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:11,644 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:17,450 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:21,154 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SYLVESTER STALLONE 4 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:25,792 LINDA CARDELLINI MUSICAL GUEST LOUIS TOMLINSON, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:31,831 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1744 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:31,831 --> 00:00:35,902 >> Questlove: 1744 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:46,413 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:46,413 --> 00:01:08,068 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,071 WELCOME! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! 10 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:14,941 LOOKING GOOD ENJOY YOURSELF ENJOY YOURSELF, PLEASE 11 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:20,413 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU GUYS, IT'S VETERANS DAY. 12 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:28,955 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * TONIGHT OUR AUDIENCE IS MADE UP 13 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:32,859 OF VETERANS AND ACTIVE MILITARY THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING 14 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:39,432 HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME. 15 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:41,334 BETWEEN ALL OF YOU OUT HERE AND SYLVESTER STALLONE BACKSTAGE, I'VE NEVER FELT SO SAFE IN MY 16 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:49,609 ENTIRE LIFE. [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST WANT TO SAY TO EVERYONE 17 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,311 HERE AND WATCHING AT HOME, THANK YOU FOR PROTECTING US FROM OUR BIGGEST THREATS, BOTH 18 00:01:51,311 --> 00:02:03,690 FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 19 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,291 YEAH, I COULD NEVER DO WHAT ALL OF YOU GUYS DO THE CLOSEST I'VE BEEN TO A WAR 20 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:10,063 ZONE WAS THIS MORNING WHEN I LOGGED ON TO TWITTER IT WAS UGLY. 21 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:11,698 [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE THERE WAS A BIG VETERANS DAY PARADE HERE IN 22 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:18,338 NEW YORK CITY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT INCLUDED 25 FLOATS, 23 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:19,673 20,000 MARCHERS, AND ONE GUY WHO'S STILL FINISHING THE MARATHON 24 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:22,509 YOU'RE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN DO IT. 25 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:28,848 COME ON, BUDDY, GO!" WELL, SO MANY OF YOU IN TONIGHT'S AUDIENCE EARNED SOME 26 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:33,119 AMAZING MEDALS OVER YOUR CAREER I THINK SOMETIMES CIVILIANS CAN 27 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:35,622 FEEL A LITTLE LEFT OUT SO WE DECIDED TO MAKE SOME MEDALS THAT REGULAR PEOPLE CAN 28 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:39,459 EARN TOO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 29 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:41,361 FOR INSTANCE, THERE'S A MEDAL FOR OWNING AN ELECTRIC CAR WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE YOU OWN 30 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:51,371 AN ELECTRIC CAR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE LIKE, "I DON'T PAY --" 31 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:52,906 YOU'RE LIKE, "OKAY, BUT YEAH, I HEARD YOU. THERE'S ALSO A MEDAL FOR 32 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:56,810 LEAVING TARGET WITH ONLY WHAT YOU WALKED IN TO BUY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 33 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:59,879 NEXT, THERE'S A MEDAL FOR SPOTTING DEER IN THE YARD WITHOUT YELLING, "DEER!" 34 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:05,852 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT, THERE'S A MEDAL FOR TEXTING BACK, "SORRY, I DID SEE 35 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:14,527 THIS I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO RESPOND. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 36 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,229 AND FINALLY, THERE'S A MEDAL FOR GROWING A BEARD TO LOOK TOUGH IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF 37 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:20,433 VETERANS THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 38 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:30,810 * I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING I'M TRYING 39 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:32,545 I'M SO HONORED AND THRILLED THAT OUR AUDIENCE IS FILLED WITH MEN AND WOMEN WHO SERVED 40 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:40,553 IN UNIFORM BUT, LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BE A STICKLER ABOUT THIS. 41 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,522 BUT WHEN WE SAY SERVED IN UNIFORM, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE IN THE MILITARY, SO, I'M 42 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:45,792 SORRY, SIR, BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE. >> WAIT, WAIT. 43 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:48,094 NO, NO, HOLD ON. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, I'M SORRY. >> WAIT, JUST A SEC. 44 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:50,263 >> Jimmy: NO, NO >> THIS IS A UNIFORM >> Jimmy: NO, NO, THAT'S - 45 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:51,931 [ LAUGHTER ] >> HOLD ON WAIT, WAIT 46 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:53,767 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> WAIT. YOU GOTTA WAIT 47 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,635 [ CHEERS ] YOU WAIT, HOLD ON. NO, HOLD ON. 48 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:57,103 OH NO. NO >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE - 49 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,906 >> YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! >> Jimmy: HEY, NO, COME ON >> YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. 50 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:03,510 >> Jimmy: GET HIM OUT OF HERE. [ APPLAUSE ] SORRY ABOUT THAT 51 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:08,048 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT THIS IN HIS FIRST ADDRESS TO TWITTER 52 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:12,252 EMPLOYEES, ELON MUSK SAID THAT BANKRUPTCY IS A POSSIBILITY. ANSWERING THE QUESTION, "WHAT'S 53 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:17,290 THE OPPOSITE OF A MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH?" [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,225 TWITTER ALSO SUSPENDED THE LAUNCH OF TWITTER BLUE, BECAUSE SO MANY USERS WERE PAYING TO BE 55 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:26,132 VERIFIED, THEN IMPERSONATING OTHER PEOPLE SERIOUSLY, IT'S A MESS OVER 56 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:28,935 THERE. I KNEW THE IMPERSONATIONS WERE A PROBLEM WHEN POPE FRANCIS 57 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:32,472 SLID INTO MY DMs [ LAUGHTER ] AND DID YOU SEE THIS 58 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:34,974 I READ THAT ALMOST EVERY MAJOR CRYPTOCURRENCY IS CRASHING RIGHT NOW THE ONLY BITCOIN 59 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:44,718 WINNERS ARE THE PEOPLE WHO NEVER WASTED THE TIME TO UNDERSTAND IT. 60 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:47,821 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PRETTY SHOCKING, IT TURNS OUT FAKE MONEY IS NOT AS VALUABLE 61 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:53,259 AS YOU THINK [ LAUGHTER ] SOME NEWS FROM OVERSEAS -- 62 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:56,296 TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS AT A A CLIMATE SUMMIT IN EGYPT, AND DURING HIS SPEECH, SOMEONE 63 00:04:56,296 --> 00:05:04,371 INTERRUPTED HIM WITH A LOUD SOUND. CHECK THIS OUT 64 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:06,906 >> AS I STAND HERE BEFORE YOU, WE'VE TAKEN ENORMOUS STRIDES TO ACHIEVE THAT - 65 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:12,045 [ WHOOPING ] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT I DON'T STAND HERE ALONE 66 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,247 [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] >> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE NOT 67 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:19,819 NO, YOU'RE NOT ALONE IT'S YOU AND A PACK OF COYOTES [ LAUGHTER ] 68 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,755 YOU COULD TELL FOR A SECOND BIDEN WAS LIKE, "PLEASE TELL ME YOU GUYS ARE HEARING THIS SOUND 69 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:24,824 TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S NOT MY TIME YET. 70 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:30,397 PLEASE IT'S NOT MY -- [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:32,065 SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, I SAW THAT A BIOPIC ABOUT SNOOP DOGG'S LIFE IS IN THE 72 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:40,140 WORKS AND RIGHT NOW THEY'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE BEST NAME FOR THE MOVIE 73 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:44,844 FOR EXAMPLE, THEY'RE CONSIDERING NAMES LIKE - >> Tariq: AH, HERE WE GO 74 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,913 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT'S UP, TARIQ >> Tariq: LET ME GUESS 75 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,448 YOU'RE GONNA LIST A BUNCH OF FAKE MOVIE TITLES ABOUT SNOOP DOGG, RIGHT? 76 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:51,084 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YEAH, THAT WAS THE PLAN >> Tariq: AND THEN, LIKE, 77 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:53,486 A LITTLE GRAPHIC'LL POP UP SO EVERYONE CAN SEE THE TITLES AND LAUGH ALONG. 78 00:05:53,486 --> 00:06:02,662 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. I WANT TO SHOW OUR AUDIENCE A GOOD TIME. 79 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:05,031 >> Tariq: YEAH, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS'LL GO DOWN. SEE, FIRST A GRAPHIC WILL POP 80 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,700 UP WITH A PICTURE OF SNOOP DOGG THAT SAYS "SNOOP'S MOVIE TITLES." 81 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:13,440 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Tariq: AND THEN UNDER THAT YOU'LL LIST THE FAKE TITLES 82 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,109 LIKE, "ALL'S QUIET ON THE WESTERN BLUNT. [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,844 OR "THERE WILL BE BUD. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 84 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:19,813 >> Tariq: I KNOW, I'M JUST SPIT-BALLING HERE. STUFF LIKE "HIGH-TANNIC. 85 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,748 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN -- AND THEN, OF COURSE "THE SHAW-DANK REDEMPTION. 86 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:23,750 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, "SOME LIKE IT HOT-BOXED. 87 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:27,354 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: YEAH, YEAH 88 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:31,391 "WHO'S HEATING GILBERT'S VAPE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT 89 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,259 >> Tariq: AND THEN YOU'LL DO, YOU KNOW, "BAKED ON A PLANE" OR "SPLIFFHANGER" OR SOMETHING 90 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:35,628 LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Tariq: OH, AND, UH, "SNACK 91 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:37,430 PANTHER. "SNACK PANTHER," FOLLOWED BY "SNACK PANTHER: WAKANDA 92 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:42,569 FOR-REEFER." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ RIM SHOT ] 93 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:51,277 AND THEN - [ APPLAUSE ] AND THEN YOU'LL PROBABLY END ON 94 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:53,079 SOMETHING TOPICAL LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, INSTEAD OF "JOHN WICK," YOU'LL JUST GO WITH "CHRON 95 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:57,517 ICK. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 96 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:59,185 >> Tariq: IS THAT HOW THIS IS GONNA GO >> Jimmy: YEAH 97 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:01,254 YOU NAILED IT. >> Tariq: COOL IT'S A FUN BIT 98 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,323 YOU SHOULD DO IT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 99 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:05,058 WE'LL DO IT NEXT WEEK, THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 100 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:15,135 I'LL DO IT NEXT WEEK "WAKANDA FOR-REEFER. HEY GUYS, GET THIS - 101 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,203 I HEARD THAT THE NATIONAL TOY HALL OF FAME JUST INDUCTED THE TOP, LITE-BRITE, AND MASTERS OF 102 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:23,109 THE UNIVERSE YEAH, THEY PRAISED LITE-BRITE FOR INTRODUCING MILLIONS OF 103 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,178 KIDS TO THE FEELING OF BEING BURNT BY A SCALDING HOT LIGHT BULB 104 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:28,515 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, THIS YEAR'S TOY HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES ARE THE 105 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:30,316 TOP, LITE-BRITE, AND MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE AND THIS IS VERY INTERESTING, 106 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:35,121 THEY ALSO ANNOUNCED A LIST OF THE WORST TOYS >> Steve: REALLY 107 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,090 >> Jimmy: YEAH CHECK OUT SOME OF THESE. FIRST UP THERE'S RUBRIC'S CUBE, 108 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,626 YELLOW ONLY EDITION. [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, THERE'S BARBIE CAN'T 109 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:43,863 AFFORD DREAM HOUSE [ LAUGHTER ] SAD. 110 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:48,368 NEXT THERE'S PRE-DROPPED PLAY-DOH >> Steve: EW 111 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:50,103 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ RIM SHOT ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO - 112 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:55,141 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: CAN WE SHOW THAT ON TELEVISION 113 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,644 >> Steve: OH, MY GOD PRE-DROPPED. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 114 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:01,681 >> Steve: OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY THE WORST TOY OF ALL, TICKLE-BACK ELMO 115 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:05,518 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TICKLES YOU BACK 116 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:08,922 IT'S WEIRD FINALLY, THIS IS EXCITING -- TOMORROW THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER 117 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:16,796 CHRISTMAS TREE IS GOING UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT KICKS OFF THAT SPECIAL TWO 118 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:18,531 MONTHS IN NEW YORK CITY WHEN EVEN NAVY SEALS ARE LIKE, "LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF 119 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:22,369 HERE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 120 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:27,807 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 121 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:37,650 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 122 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:42,756 GUYS, BE SURE TO TUNE IN TO OUR SHOW MONDAY NIGHT. WE HAVE A BIG SHOW -- ALL NEXT 123 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:47,827 WEEK WE HAVE A BIG SHOW. NONE OTHER THAN BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN WILL BE HERE 124 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:51,431 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE TALKING TO HIM HE'LL BE PERFORMING A SONG OFF 125 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:52,532 HIS NEW ALBUM "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE. LOTS MORE. 126 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:56,670 MONDAY NIGHT, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT. 127 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:58,772 BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE STARS IN THE NEW SHOW, 128 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:05,311 "TULSA KING," WHICH PREMIERES ON PARAMOUNT PLUS THIS SUNDAY. SYLVESTER STALLONE IS HERE 129 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:08,281 TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY MAN 130 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,584 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: LOVE HIM PLUS, SHE STARS IN "DEAD TO 131 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:13,853 ME," WHICH RETURNS FOR ITS THIRD AND FINAL SEASON NOVEMBER 17th ON NETFLIX 132 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:20,527 LINDA CARDELLINI IS ON THE SHOW >> Steve: OH 133 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:22,862 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC. LOUIS TOMLINSON IS HERE 134 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:34,607 TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND YOU ARE HERE TONIGHT 135 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:39,145 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TODAY IS VETERANS DAY, AND TONIGHT'S AUDIENCE IS MADE UP 136 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:42,148 ENTIRELY OF VETERANS, ACTIVE MILITARY, AND THEIR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS. 137 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:46,086 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE TO THIS COUNTRY 138 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:50,690 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE P WE'RE HONORED. WE'RE HONORED TO HAVE YOU HERE 139 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:55,595 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. THANK YOU, THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 140 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,464 FANTASTIC. GUYS, TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP 141 00:09:57,464 --> 00:10:01,234 ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF I CHECK MY INBOX, RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND OF COURSE SEND OUT 142 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:09,142 THANK YOU NOTES. AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND SO I THOUGHT - 143 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:12,645 YEAH, THANK YOU, SIR OR MA'AM. [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, CAN 144 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:18,351 I WRITE OUT SOME THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 145 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:21,154 I APPRECIATE THAT. JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE 146 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,356 * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WOW. 147 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,125 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: HE'S IN A GOOD MOOD. >> Steve: YEAH 148 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,394 >> Jimmy: HE'S IN A GOOD MOOD TONIGHT. * 149 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:33,033 THANK YOU, THIS WEEK, FOR GIVING US 70 DEGREE WEATHER ONE DAY, 30 DEGREES THE NEXT, AND 150 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:43,910 BLACKING OUT AT 5:00 P.M MOTHER NATURE, YOU'RE DRUNK. GO TO BED. 151 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:47,647 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THANK YOU, WOOL SCARVES, FOR 152 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,417 GIVING EVERYONE RESTING ITCH FACE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 153 00:10:50,417 --> 00:11:01,961 >> Steve: NICE * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, SPACE 154 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,496 FORCE UNIFORMS, FOR MAKING SERVICE MEMBERS LOOK VERY PREPARED TO PROTECT AN 155 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:13,540 F.A.O. SCHWARZ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON. 156 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,408 POOR SPACE FORCERS >> Jimmy: WELL, THERE'S NO SPACE FORCE VETERANS 157 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,811 >> Steve: YEAH, NO [ LAUGHTER ] EXACTLY. 158 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,979 >> Jimmy: SO WE CAN -- >> Steve: COME ON. >> THEY'RE CALLED SPACE CADETS 159 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:23,483 >> Jimmy: YES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THANK YOU. 160 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:27,320 SPACE CADETS * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, STANDING 161 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,155 DESKS, FOR BEING A GREAT WAY TO STAY FIT AT WORK FOR THREE WEEKS UNTIL YOU GO, "HEY, DOES 162 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:33,093 ANYONE WANT THIS STANDING DESK?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 163 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:45,772 "MY BACK IS KILLING ME." >> Steve: AND THE BALL * 164 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:47,440 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, SALAD TONGS, FOR LOOKING LIKE A SPOON, A FORK, AND A PAIR OF 165 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:52,679 SCISSORS ARE IN A THROUPLE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THROUPLE 166 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:59,853 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, CAPTAIN AMERICA CHRIS EVANS, FOR BEING 167 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:09,295 NAMED "PEOPLE'S" SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 168 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,064 I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, BUT COME ON, YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE BEST LOOKING CAPTAIN IN THIS ROOM 169 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,868 COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT. 170 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,536 THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS," 171 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:27,313 EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 172 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:32,118 * LARRY McDANIELS TOO HOT TO GET OVER I 173 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:37,924 HE'S THE SNOOP DOGG * * OF THE ARMY GOING TO CALIFORNI 174 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:59,112 SMOKING TREES * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 175 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,381 GUYS, I ALWAYS SAY OUR SHOW IS LUCKY TO HAVE THE GREATEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT. 176 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:07,153 THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 177 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,822 BUT IT ISN'T ALWAYS FUN AND GAMES. FROM TIME TO TIME WE PUT THE 178 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:12,726 ROOTS TO THE TEST. AND BECAUSE IT'S VETERANS DAY, WE'RE GOING TO PICK THREE 179 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:17,564 VETERANS FROM OUR AUDIENCE AND HAVE THE ROOTS MAKE UP SONGS ABOUT THEM ON THE SPOT 180 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,065 IT IS TIME FOR "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS: VETERANS DAY EDITION. 181 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:30,777 * FREESTYLE WITH THE ROOTS * >> Jimmy: OH, I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE 182 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:43,089 ROOTS, READY TO DO THIS? ALL RIGHT. WHO WANTS THE ROOTS TO WRITE A 183 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,591 A SONG ABOUT THEM? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL THE WAY UP IN THE MIDDLE 184 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,960 RIGHT THERE. ALL THE WAY UP -- YEAH YOU'VE GOT SOME SPIRIT 185 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,362 YOU DON'T COME DOWN. YOU STAY THERE YEAH 186 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,097 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT 187 00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:53,733 YOU CAN HOST IF YOU WANT WHAT IS YOUR NAME? WHAT BRANCH DID YOU SERVE IN 188 00:13:53,733 --> 00:14:00,740 >> MY NAME IS LARRY McDANIELS. I WAS IN THE ARMY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 189 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:04,344 >> Jimmy: HEY LARRY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. LARRY, HOLIDAY TRAVEL SEASON IS 190 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,112 COMING UP. IF YOU COULD GO ON A TRIP ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, WHERE 191 00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:19,059 WOULD IT BE? >> PROBABLY CALIFORNIA I LIKE CALIFORNIA. 192 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,161 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SMOKE THEM TREES, SMOKE THEM TREES. 193 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:30,904 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SMOKE THEM TREES 194 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:38,645 OKAY LARRY, WHEN YOU TRAVEL, DO YOU PREFER AN AISLE OR WINDOW SEAT 195 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:43,350 >> WINDOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. >> YES 196 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,884 >> Jimmy: WHY WOULD YOU WANT AN AISLE? >> I WANT THE WINDOW 197 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,087 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO ARGUE 198 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:50,590 THAT'S IT. I JUST WANT THE WINDOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 199 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,292 ROOTS, WE HAVE LARRY WHO SERVED IN THE ARMY. IF HE COULD TAKE A TRIP 200 00:14:52,292 --> 00:15:00,400 ANYWHERE IN THE WHOLE WORLD, THE ENTIRE WORLD, INCLUDING JAMAICA. 201 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,168 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO. >> Jimmy: ANYWHERE IN THE 202 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:07,741 WORLD, HE WANTS TO GO TO CALIFORNIA >> SMOKE TREES 203 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:11,778 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SMOKE SOME TREES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 204 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:20,053 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HE SAID BETWEEN THE AISLE SEAT OR WINDOW SEAT, HE'S 205 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:23,490 A WINDOW SEAT PERSON ROOTS, LET'S GET A LITTLE FUNKY IN HERE. 206 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,558 LET'S DO A FUNKADELIC. SOMETHING LIKE - * 207 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:37,470 * YEA LARRY McDANIEL TOO HIGH TO GET OVER I 208 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:45,979 HE'S THE SNOOP DOGG * * OF THE ARMY GOING TO CALIFORNI 209 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:53,086 SMOKE THEM TREES ONLY IN A WINDOW SEAT * * ONE NATIO 210 00:15:53,086 --> 00:16:03,363 UNDER THIS ROO DIFFERENT BRANCHES OF THE MILITARY * 211 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:06,032 * LARRY McDANIELS HE'S ON THE MOVE SNOOP DOGG OF TH 212 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:14,741 ARMED FORCES YEAH YEAH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LARRY! 213 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:24,684 YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR, LARRY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 214 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:32,359 THAT'S FANTASTIC THANK YOU. LET'S GET ANOTHER -- WHO WANTS 215 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,861 THE ROOTS TO WRITE A SONG? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RIGHT THERE IN THE WHITE 216 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,931 SWEATER RIGHT THERE IN THE CREAM SWEATER RIGHT THERE. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND 217 00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:40,967 WHAT BRANCH ARE YOU SERVING? >> MY NAME IS KAYLEY POLLADORA I'M IN THE ARMY. 218 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:46,940 >> Jimmy: HEY, KAYLEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING 219 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,509 HERE SOMEONE JUST WON $2 BILLION ON THE POWERBALL. 220 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:53,346 IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY, WHO'S THE FIRST PERSON YOU WOULD CALL 221 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:59,586 >> I'D CALL MY GRANDMA >> Jimmy: AH [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 222 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:03,623 AND WHO'S SITTING NEXT TO YOU? >> MY BOYFRIEND. >> Jimmy: YEAH 223 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:16,736 [ LAUGHTER ] CALL GRANDMA GIVE GRANDMA A CALL. 224 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,673 WHAT IS THE DUMBEST THING YOU EVER BOUGHT? >> I WOULD PROBABLY SAY WORKOUT 225 00:17:19,673 --> 00:17:22,509 CABLES BECAUSE THEY JUST SIT IN MY CLOSET. >> Jimmy: YOU MEAN THE STRETCHY 226 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,377 RUBBER BAND THINGS >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YOU NEVER 227 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:28,748 USE THOSE THINGS I KNOW EXACTLY THOSE THINGS. RUBBER BAND THINGS 228 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:32,285 OKAY GUYS, WE HAVE KAYLEY SERVED IN THE ARMY IF SHE WON THE LOTTERY, FIRST 229 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:37,490 PERSON SHE'D CALL IS GRANDMA AND THE DUMBEST THING SHE EVER BOUGHT WAS THOSE WORKOUT 230 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:51,171 CABLES, THOSE RUBBER BAND, THOSE STRETCHY THINGS. AND FOR THIS ONE, CAN WE DO 231 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,572 A COUNTRY VIBE, LIKE A FANCY LIKE, LIKE A WALKER HAYES TYPE OF JAM 232 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:58,578 * * HER NAME KAYLEE SHE LOVES HER FAMILY 233 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:03,083 SO IF SHE HIT THE LOTTER SHE'D CALL HER GRAMMY * * THE DUMBEST THING SHE EVE 234 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,251 BOUGHT WAS WORKOUT CABLE HER BOYFRIEND'S WITH HER JUST SO YOU WON'T BE ABL 235 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:09,289 DON'T CALL HER KATIE * * DON'T CALL HER BABY HER NAME IS KAYLEE 236 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:13,793 YOU MUST BE CRAZ AND IF SHE WON * * TWO BILLION DOLLARS 237 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,730 SHE'S BE SWAZY SHE'S IN THE ARM AND IT'S NOT THE NAVY * 238 00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:30,610 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, KAYLEE! COME ON. 239 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,046 THE ROOTS CAN DO ANYTHING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW ABOUT SOMEONE HERE IN THE 240 00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:41,755 FRONT? >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND 241 00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:50,730 WHAT BRANCH DID YOU SERVE? [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> MY NAME IS ADRIAN 242 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,466 >> Jimmy: ADRIAN, VERY GOOD. >> IN THE ARMY >> Jimmy: YEAH 243 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,636 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I SAW THAT ADRIAN, TAYLOR SWIFT RECENTLY 244 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,572 ANNOUNCED HER NEW "ERAS" WORLD TOUR ERAS 245 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,374 WHAT WAS THE FIRST CONCERT YOU EVER WENT TO >> A TYREESE CONCERT AFTER THE 246 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:07,414 CIRCUS [ LAUGHTER ] RINGLING BROTHERS USED TO HAVE 247 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:11,017 A CONCERT SERIES RIGHT AFTER THE END OF THE CIRCUS. AND YOU STICK AROUND AND HE 248 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:17,624 SANG THE COCA-COLA SONG. * * ALWAYS COCA-COL 249 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:30,303 YEAH * >> Jimmy: TYREESE? AFTER A CIRCUS 250 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,272 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW. ADRIAN, IS THERE AN ERA OF YOUR 251 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,907 LIFE YOU WISH YOU COULD REVISIT? >> THE '90s. 252 00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:51,825 >> THE '90s. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: REALLY 253 00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:15,515 WHY THE '90s 254 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,183 >> I WAS A TEENAGER. I HAD A BETTER FULL HEAD OF HAIR 255 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,052 LIFE WAS JUST GREAT. THE MUSIC WAS AMAZING. [ APPLAUSE ] 256 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,121 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU A MUSICIAN >> I WOULDN'T SAY A MUSICIAN I JUST, YOU KNOW, FIDDLE AROUND 257 00:20:21,121 --> 00:20:23,156 AND WIFE LAUGHS. >> Jimmy: YOU PLAY GUITAR? >> A LITTLE BIT, A LITTLE BIT. 258 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:24,958 >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH THE ROOTS? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 259 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,826 YOU CAN PLAY SOMETHING >> Steve: WHAT >> ARE YOU FOR REAL? 260 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,229 >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU CAN COME ON DOWN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 261 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,297 NICE TO MEET YOU THANKS FOR BEING HERE. >> THANK YOU 262 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,700 NICE BEARD >> Jimmy: HE SAID NICE BEARD YEAH, I APPRECIATE THAT. 263 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,368 DO YOU WANT US TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOU, OR DO YOU WANT TO PLAY SOMETHING YOU KNOW? 264 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:38,838 >> YOU GUYS -- WHATEVER, MAN >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY 265 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,907 WHAT DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY >> "THREE BLIND MICE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 266 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:49,883 >> Jimmy: WOW. * * GUY HOPE YOUR AREN'T NERVOU 267 00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:53,586 LET ME THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE HE SAW TYREESE * 268 00:20:53,586 --> 00:21:02,462 * AT THE CIRCUS IT WAS AWESOME THE IN THE '90s WHERE TO M 269 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:07,801 IF I COULD GO BACK * * BECAUSE IT'S JUST AWESOME AND BECAUSE IT'S 270 00:21:07,801 --> 00:21:13,707 HE'S A MUSIC MAN IT'S ME HI I'M THE ONE IN THE ARMY * 271 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:23,883 * IT'S ME H I'M THE ONE IN THE ARM GET IT, MAN * 272 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:28,922 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NICE JOB NO BAD 273 00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:31,091 >> Tariq: GET IT MAN * >> Jimmy: STANDING OVATION 274 00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:32,826 RIGHT THERE. YOU'RE GETTING A STANDING OVATION, RIGHT THERE, BUD. 275 00:21:32,826 --> 00:21:36,396 MY THANKS TO ALL OUR AUDIENCE. MY THANKS TO THE ROOTS ADRIAN, EVERY MEMBER FROM ALL 276 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:39,933 BRANCHES OF THE MILITARY, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE HAPPY VETERANS DAY 277 00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:41,601 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SYLVESTOR STALLONE, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. 278 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:57,550 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 279 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,719 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU GIVE ME A TIP ON HOW I COULD TAKE A FAKE PUNCH? 280 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,821 >> YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO DO THIS >> Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE - 281 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:05,058 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, I MEAN - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 282 00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:07,560 YEAH, I MEAN - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> RIGHT 283 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:28,948 ACTOR AND WRITER HE STARS IN THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW SHOW, "TULSA 284 00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:31,484 KING," WHICH PREMIERES ON PARAMOUNT PLUS THIS SUNDAY PLEASE WELCOME, 285 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:32,118 PARAMOUNT PLUS THIS SUNDAY PLEASE WELCOME, SYLVESTER STALLONE 286 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:51,905 * * 287 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,641 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LOOKING GOOD, BUDDY. LOOKING GREAT. 288 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:57,177 THAT'S A STAR, RIGHT THERE THAT'S A STAR. COME ON. 289 00:22:57,177 --> 00:23:06,553 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME. >> WOW 290 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:12,058 HEY, GUYS. GOOD TO BE BACK. >> Jimmy: YEAH 291 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:15,428 WELCOME BACK IT'S AN AUDIENCE FULL OF VETERANS AND SERVICE MEN AND 292 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:19,666 WOMEN. >> I KNOW. THANK YOU, GUYS. 293 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:24,170 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU ARE RAMBO. YOU ARE RAMBO. 294 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:26,072 >> YEAH, I'M PRETEND THEY'RE THE REAL THING, SO THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 295 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:33,713 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH I'M SURE, AS BEING RAMBO, I'M 296 00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:35,081 SURE A LOT OF VETERANS HAVE COME TO YOU THROUGHOUT THE YEARS. 297 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:38,251 >> YEAH, THEY HAVE THEY SAID, LIKE, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING." 298 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:40,987 [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU CANNOT TAKE ON HALF THE WORLD WITH A KNIFE 299 00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:52,098 IT JUST DOESN'T WORK." OR, "YOU CANNOT TAKE A GUN THAT USUALLY IS MOUNTED ON 300 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,900 A HELICOPTER, HOLD IT WITH ONE ARM, WRAP BULLETS AROUND YOUR NECK AND JUST RUN THROUGH THE 301 00:23:53,900 --> 00:24:01,341 WOODS NAKED AND ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING. [ LAUGHTER ] 302 00:24:01,341 --> 00:24:04,511 >> Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "TULSA KING," BUT BEFORE I DO THAT -- 303 00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:08,214 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- YOU BROKE THE INTERNET A COUPLE WEEKS AGO BY 304 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:09,749 POSTING THIS PHOTO [ LAUGHTER ] YOU AND ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER 305 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:15,088 CARVING PUMPKINS TOGETHER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOD. 306 00:24:15,088 --> 00:24:17,057 >> Jimmy: IS THIS SOMETHING YOU DO >> WELL, USUALLY, WE MAKE 307 00:24:17,057 --> 00:24:18,591 POTHOLDERS, BUT THIS A, YOU KNOW - [ LAUGHTER ] 308 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:20,393 YEAH, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A LITTLE BIT OLDER NO, HE -- I'M DOING A REALITY 309 00:24:20,393 --> 00:24:22,095 SHOW AND I GAVE HIM A CALL, I SAID, "YEAH, CAN I COME OVER?" 310 00:24:22,095 --> 00:24:25,699 HE GOES, "YEAH, COME ON OVER I'LL BRING MY DONKEY YOU CAN PET IT." 311 00:24:25,699 --> 00:24:29,202 >> Jimmy: "COME OVER AND PET MY DONKEY." >> PET MY DONKEY, STROKE MY 312 00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:31,071 HORSE. [ LAUGHTER ] I COME OVER, AND THERE ARE 313 00:24:31,071 --> 00:24:35,342 THESE FUZZY THINGS IN HIS OFFICE A DONKEY AND A PONY. 314 00:24:35,342 --> 00:24:39,579 IN THE OFFICE. I MEAN, NOT LIKE, OKAY WITH DIAPERS, JUST WALKING AROUND 315 00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:43,316 I GO, "WHEN IS IT GOING TO TAKE A DUMP I MEAN - 316 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,085 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE >> WHO HAS -- WHAT SECRETARY 317 00:24:45,085 --> 00:24:49,656 SIGNS UP FOR THAT? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, ANYWAY, AFTER WE DO OUR 318 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:53,793 LITTLE TALKING, HE GOES, "YOU WANT TO CARVE A PUMPKIN? [ LAUGHTER ] 319 00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:57,530 >> Jimmy: "YOU WANT TO CARVE A A PUMPKIN? >> I'M TELLING YOU 320 00:24:57,530 --> 00:25:02,335 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, YEAH >> AND HE GOES, LIKE, "PUMPKIN!" 321 00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:06,039 AND THEN PUMPKINS APPEAR THEN HE'S LIKE, "KNIVES! AND SOME GUY BRINGS IN KNIVES. 322 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:08,108 I MEAN, IT'S UNBELIEVABLY CHOREOGRAPHED. THIS GUY'S THE REAL DEAL 323 00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:09,642 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THESE ARE CRAZY. THESE AREN'T LIKE PUMPKIN 324 00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:15,048 CARVING KNIVES THESE ARE LIKE - >> NO. 325 00:25:15,048 --> 00:25:18,184 WHEN I SAW THIS KNIFE, I GO, "IT'S HOME TEAM. >> Jimmy: YEAH 326 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:21,454 >> SO, WE HAD A PUMPKIN CARVING CONTEST. AND I'M GLAD TO SAY THAT I WENT 327 00:25:21,454 --> 00:25:23,189 DOWN, GOT THE HEAD OFF, BOTH EYES AND NOSE, THE MOUTH, BEFORE HE GOT ONE EYE BALL 328 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:27,260 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 329 00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:30,430 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATS ON "TULSA KING. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH 330 00:25:30,430 --> 00:25:34,367 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GETTING RAVE REVIEWS ON THIS ALREADY. I THINK IT'S PERFECT FOR YOU 331 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:40,807 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THE CHARACTER 332 00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:42,409 >> WELL, IT'S INTERESTING, BECAUSE IT'S -- IT'S VERY HARD TO FIND A NEW CONCEPT. 333 00:25:42,409 --> 00:25:48,581 BUT THIS IS THE GUY WHO TAKES A FALL FOR SOMEONE, WHO GOES TO JAIL FOR 25 YEARS. 334 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:49,983 KEEPS HIS MOUTH SHUT, EXPECTED TO BE REWARDED BY HIS MAFIA FAMILY 335 00:25:49,983 --> 00:25:52,085 INSTEAD, HE'S SHIPPED OUT TO TULSA BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GET RID OF HIM, BASICALLY TO DROP 336 00:25:52,085 --> 00:25:59,159 DEAD AND DIE AND I DO GO RAMBO A COUPLE TIMES. 337 00:25:59,159 --> 00:26:01,461 SO, HE DOES -- HE DOES -- I MEAN - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 338 00:26:01,461 --> 00:26:03,763 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DO -- IT IS -- IN THE FIRST THREE MINUTES OF WHAT I SAW, I THINK 339 00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:05,632 YOU KNOCKED OUT, LIKE, FIVE GUYS >> YES 340 00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:09,035 >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT IT IS VERY FUNNY, BY THE WAY. 341 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:13,039 >> BUT THEY DESERVED IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH OF COURSE. 342 00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:16,343 OF COURSE, THEY DESERVED IT, YEAH I SAW YOU SHOWED DEMI LOVATO 343 00:26:16,343 --> 00:26:17,544 HOW TO DO AN ON-SCREEN FIGHT SCENE. >> OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 344 00:26:17,544 --> 00:26:19,679 >> Jimmy: TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING. WATCH THIS 345 00:26:27,654 --> 00:26:38,965 HERE IT COMES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DEMI -- DEMI LOVATO. 346 00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:43,570 >> NOW, YOU DON'T, FOR A A SECOND, THINK THAT'S REAL. THAT WAS AN ART FORM 347 00:26:43,570 --> 00:26:45,739 THAT SHOWS YOU HOW YOU CAN ACTUALLY CHOREOGRAPH AND FAKE A PUNCH. 348 00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:49,142 BUT IT TAKES A LITTLE BIT OF PRACTICE, AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE GOT IT. 349 00:26:49,142 --> 00:26:54,080 [ AUDIENCE OOHS I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW 350 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,915 I THINK DEMI COULD TAKE YOU OUT. THAT'S -- I'M JUST SAYING. 351 00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:58,918 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE A PU -- A FAKE PUNCH? >> I DON'T THINK YOU CAN TAKE 352 00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:02,489 A FAKE PUNCH >> Jimmy: "YOU WANT TO CARVE MY PUMPKIN? 353 00:27:02,489 --> 00:27:07,827 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" >> YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T TAKE MY PUNCH -- YOU CAN'T TAKE MY FAKE 354 00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:09,696 PUNCH. HOW'S THAT >> Jimmy: CAN YOU GIVE ME A TIP 355 00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:11,664 ON HOW I COULD TAKE A FAKE PUNCH? >> YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO DO 356 00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:19,305 THIS >> Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE -- YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 357 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:22,275 >> YOU TELL ME WHERE TO STAND. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO I DO 358 00:27:22,275 --> 00:27:25,145 I'M GETTING NERVOUS. >> I'M SERIOUS >> Jimmy: THIS IS MAKING ME SO 359 00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:27,714 NERVOUS. >> NO, NO, NO. SERIOUSLY. 360 00:27:27,714 --> 00:27:30,517 ALL RIGHT. NOW, FIRST OF ALL, YOU'VE GOT TO PUT A LITTLE WATER IN YOUR 361 00:27:30,517 --> 00:27:33,186 MOUTH. BECAUSE WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IS, I'M GOING TO LAY IT ON YOU 362 00:27:33,186 --> 00:27:34,621 IF YOU GET CLOSE, I WILL BREAK YOUR JAW I MEAN, I'M JUST TELLING YOU 363 00:27:34,621 --> 00:27:40,627 RIGHT NOW. I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU I LIKE YOU 364 00:27:40,627 --> 00:27:44,064 YOU'RE TALL, GOOD LOOKING. BUT YOU'RE - >> Jimmy: STOP, STOP, STOP, 365 00:27:44,064 --> 00:27:49,269 STOP OW, OW, OW >> THIS IS WHAT I SAID TO 366 00:27:49,269 --> 00:27:51,071 De NIRO, WE WERE DOING "GRUDGE MATCH" TOGETHER. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 367 00:27:51,071 --> 00:27:55,275 >> I GO, "THOSE DAMN OSCARS AIN'T GONNA SAVE YOU IN HERE." [ LAUGHTER ] 368 00:27:55,275 --> 00:27:58,111 OKAY, SO - >> Jimmy: A SIP OF THE WATER >> PUT A LITTLE WATER IN THERE 369 00:27:58,111 --> 00:27:59,879 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND THEN I'M GOING TO THROW -- 370 00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:02,048 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH LIKE, WHAM A LEFT, AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO 371 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:04,884 A SPIN AND SPIT THE WATER OUT, AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU'RE REALLY IN TROUBLE. 372 00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:11,791 >> Jimmy: OKAY I'M SO SCARED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 373 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:19,666 >> READY >> Jimmy: THAT WAS GOOD? >> THAT WAS GOOD 374 00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:22,936 >> Jimmy: SLOW MOTION. CAN WE SEE IT? LOOK AT THIS 375 00:28:22,936 --> 00:28:29,809 [ LAUGHTER ] I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HE'S SYLVESTER STALLONE IN 376 00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:32,846 HE'S SYLVESTER STALLONE IN "TULSA KING. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 377 00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:34,547 >> IT SEEMS WE HAVE A SLIGHT 378 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:36,249 MISUNDERSTANDING YOU SEE, MY ASSOCIATE WAS IN EARLIER TRYING TO BUY THAT 379 00:28:36,249 --> 00:28:39,886 NAVIGATOR THAT YOU'VE GOT DOWNSTAIRS BUT YOU WOULDN'T SELL IT TO 380 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:49,262 HIM. >> OH, BOY, I'M SO SORRY >> WHY, DONNY? 381 00:28:49,262 --> 00:28:50,897 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A TOTAL MISUNDERSTANDING, LIKE YOU SAID YOURSELF. 382 00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:55,935 >> THE TRUTH IS, HE'S A GOOD KID. PROBABLY NEVER HAD A DAY OF 383 00:28:55,935 --> 00:29:00,774 TROUBLE IN HIS LIFE. SEE, THE PROBLEM IS, YOU SEE A A YOUNG BLACK GUY WITH A 384 00:29:00,774 --> 00:29:07,647 A MOUNTAIN OF MONEY, AND RIGHT AWAY YOU SAY, "HEY, HE'S GOT TO BE A DRUG DEALER." 385 00:29:07,647 --> 00:29:10,917 BUT I WALK IN IN A NICE SUIT, AND YOU'RE NOT AFRAID ANYMORE. SEE, THE IRONY IS, HE'S AFRAID 386 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:18,792 OF THE WRONG THING >> I'M NOT FOLLOWING >> WELL, FOLLOW THIS 387 00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:23,930 >> Jimmy: YEAH EXACTLY RIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 388 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:28,301 SYLVESTER STALLONE, EVERYBODY! "TULSA KING" PREMIERES SUNDAY, EXCLUSIVELY ON PARAMOUNT PLUS. 389 00:29:28,301 --> 00:29:31,905 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LINDA CARDELLINI STICK AROUND 390 00:29:31,905 --> 00:30:00,967 DO ONE MORE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 391 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:06,006 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO STARS IN "DEAD TO ME," WHICH 392 00:30:06,006 --> 00:30:07,974 RETURNS FOR ITS THIRD AND FINAL SEASON NOVEMBER 17th ON NETFLIX. 393 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:10,243 NETFLIX. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, LINDA CARDELLINI 394 00:30:11,511 --> 00:30:12,245 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 395 00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:27,660 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 396 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:29,195 >> Jimmy: WELCOME! >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: SO HAPPY YOU'RE ON 397 00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:31,364 THE SHOW >> ME TOO. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 398 00:30:31,364 --> 00:30:33,366 WHAT A SPECIAL NIGHT MY GOD THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME HERE 399 00:30:33,366 --> 00:30:35,402 TONIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, PLEASE >> THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR 400 00:30:35,402 --> 00:30:37,470 SERVICE. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 401 00:30:37,470 --> 00:30:39,239 >> Jimmy: PRETTY COOL, RIGHT >> YEAH, AMAZING >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, WE WERE 402 00:30:39,239 --> 00:30:44,244 TALKING BACKSTAGE. AND I DIDN'T REALIZE OUR PATHS CROSSED BEFORE - 403 00:30:44,244 --> 00:30:46,980 >> YES >> Jimmy: -- AS WE WERE STRUGGLING 404 00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:51,151 >> YES, BEFORE WE WERE, WELL, WHERE WE ARE RIGHT NOW >> Jimmy: YEAH 405 00:30:51,151 --> 00:30:53,153 >> YEAH, IT WAS PROBABLY IN THE LATE '90s, AND I SAW YOU AT THE IMPROV, BECAUSE ONE OF MY BEST 406 00:30:53,153 --> 00:31:00,860 FRIENDS WAS A STAND-UP ELIZABETH BECKWITH >> Jimmy: REALLY 407 00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:02,629 >> AND WE WENT TO -- YEAH, WE WENT TO THE IMPROV, AND YOU -- I REMEMBER YOU WERE PLAYING 408 00:31:02,629 --> 00:31:10,603 GUITAR TO A TROLL DOLL >> Jimmy: YES. EVERYONE STARTS -- 409 00:31:10,603 --> 00:31:12,906 >> AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT GUY IS GOING SOMEWHERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 410 00:31:12,906 --> 00:31:14,974 >> Jimmy: "HE'S ONTO SOMETHING. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 411 00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:16,710 >> Jimmy: "I HOPE HE GETS OUT OF HERE. THAT POOR KID. 412 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:19,145 YEAH, OH, MY GOD >> NO, YOU WERE GREAT. >> Jimmy: OH, PLEASE 413 00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:20,880 YOU WERE BORN AND RAISED IN CALIFORNIA >> YEAH. 414 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,083 >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE COMING TO NEW YORK >> I LOVE IT 415 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:25,085 I REALLY DO. >> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD ENERGY HERE, RIGHT? 416 00:31:25,085 --> 00:31:27,454 >> IT'S SO EXCITING. IT REALLY IS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 417 00:31:27,454 --> 00:31:29,089 >> Jimmy: YOU GET TO COME OFTEN? >> YOU KNOW, THE LAST TIME I 418 00:31:29,089 --> 00:31:30,957 WAS HERE WAS FOR MY BIRTHDAY IN 2019, AND I GOT TO DO -- THIS MAY BE MY FAVORITE MEMORY OF 419 00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:35,695 ALL TIME BUT I GOT TO -- MY GOOD FRIEND, REGINA SPEKTOR, WAS DOING 420 00:31:35,695 --> 00:31:37,464 A RESIDENCY ON BROADWAY, AND SHE INVITED ME TO COME UP AND SING WITH HER ON MY BIRTHDAY 421 00:31:37,464 --> 00:31:42,969 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO, I GOT TO BE ON BROADWAY, WHICH IS, LIKE, ONE OF MY 422 00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:46,239 ALL-TIME DREAMS. >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET NERVOUS. >> OH, I WAS TERRIFIED, OF 423 00:31:46,239 --> 00:31:50,710 COURSE I MEAN, I ALWAYS GET A LITTLE NERVOUS. 424 00:31:50,710 --> 00:31:53,013 LIKE, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS NOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU HAD TO GET ON STAGE 425 00:31:53,013 --> 00:31:55,315 >> YES, IT WAS AMAZING THOUGH. AND EVERYBODY SANG "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TO ME. 426 00:31:55,315 --> 00:32:00,053 THE WHOLE AUDIENCE SANG "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TO ME. >> Jimmy: WHAT 427 00:32:00,053 --> 00:32:01,554 >> MY PARENTS WERE IN THE AUDIENCE YOU KNOW, MY DAUGHTER, HER 428 00:32:01,554 --> 00:32:04,157 FATHER, HIS PARENTS, REGINA'S PARENTS. >> Jimmy: OH, SO IT WAS 429 00:32:04,157 --> 00:32:06,493 A FAMILY AFFAIR. EVERYBODY'S PARENTS WERE THERE YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST, LIKE, 430 00:32:06,493 --> 00:32:08,762 THE MOST INCREDIBLE BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER. >> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY GOT A 431 00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:10,730 A PICTURE OF YOUR FIRST VISIT TO NEW YORK CITY IS THAT POSSIBLE 432 00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:14,067 >> OH, YES THAT IS. THAT, YES, THAT IS IT. 433 00:32:14,067 --> 00:32:17,937 >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO NEW YORK. THIS IS -- 434 00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:19,806 >> HOW COOL IS THIS FOR YOUR FIRST VISIT EVER GOING TO NEW YORK 435 00:32:19,806 --> 00:32:21,374 >> Jimmy: I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THIS IS. THIS IS THE HALLWAY AT 436 00:32:21,374 --> 00:32:22,842 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," AND YOU'RE WITH MOLLY SHANNON AND WILL FERRELL 437 00:32:22,842 --> 00:32:24,811 >> YEAH. YEAH >> Jimmy: THERE'S WILL AND 438 00:32:24,811 --> 00:32:29,749 MOLLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THE BEST. 439 00:32:29,749 --> 00:32:31,818 LIKE, HOW LUCKY? >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU END UP HERE 440 00:32:31,818 --> 00:32:33,887 >> OKAY, SO, I HAD NEVER BEEN TO NEW YORK BEFORE, AND I WAS A THEATER STUDENT. 441 00:32:33,887 --> 00:32:35,321 AND I WAS GOING, YOU KNOW, IN THE -- YOU KNOW, IN LOS ANGELES. 442 00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:37,123 AND ONE OF OUR TEACHERS -- YOU KNOW, I WAS COMING WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS, JASON, IN THE 443 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:39,392 PICTURE. AND MY TEACHER KNEW SOMEBODY WHO WORKED BACKSTAGE IN THE 444 00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:46,566 WARDROBE DEPARTMENT. AND SHE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO SAY, "I'LL GIVE YOU A TOUR. 445 00:32:46,566 --> 00:32:51,838 AND YOU GUYS CAN STAY FOR REHEARSAL. AND WE WERE SO EXCITED 446 00:32:51,838 --> 00:32:56,409 BUT WHEN WE GOT THERE, WE ALSO HAD TICKETS TO OUR FIRST BROADWAY SHOW, AND WE HAD SPENT 447 00:32:56,409 --> 00:33:00,780 ALL OF OUR HARD-EARNED COLLEGE MONEY ON THESE TICKETS SO, WE COULDN'T STAY FOR THE 448 00:33:00,780 --> 00:33:05,719 ACTUAL REHEARSAL, BUT WE GOT TO BE THERE AND MEET EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: YOU LEFT "SATURDAY 449 00:33:05,719 --> 00:33:08,755 NIGHT LIVE" TO GO SEE -- >> OKAY, WAIT A SECOND I LEFT "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" TO 450 00:33:08,755 --> 00:33:11,291 GO SEE "CATS." >> Jimmy: "CATS. [ LAUGHTER ] 451 00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:14,461 "CATS," WOW. >> I MEAN, WE HAD FUN. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO GO 452 00:33:14,461 --> 00:33:18,598 EVERYONE'S GOTTA SEE "CATS" AS WELL >> BUT, YEAH, NO, PROBABLY ONE 453 00:33:18,598 --> 00:33:27,774 OF THE DUMBEST THINGS I'VE DONE >> Jimmy: IT'S MOLLY AND WILL. 454 00:33:27,774 --> 00:33:32,479 >> THEY WERE JUST CROSSING AND GOING -- WE WERE ALL EATING. I GOT TO EAT WITH EVERYBODY. 455 00:33:32,479 --> 00:33:38,284 I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS JUST LIKE TINS WITH SPOONS AND -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE ARMY. 456 00:33:38,284 --> 00:33:40,487 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WE HAVE CATERING [ LAUGHTER ] 457 00:33:40,487 --> 00:33:42,122 >> YEAH, SO, I GOT TO EAT CATERING WITH EVERYBODY. AND IT WAS, LIKE, JOHN GOODMAN 458 00:33:42,122 --> 00:33:46,926 WAS THERE. BUT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO REALLY STOPPED AND TOOK A PICTURE WAS 459 00:33:46,926 --> 00:33:53,900 WILL AND MOLLY I MEAN, THEY MADE A POINT OF IT 460 00:33:53,900 --> 00:34:01,141 IT WAS SO NICE OF THEM AND THEN, WHO WOULD GUESS, YEARS LATER I WOULD PLAY HIS 461 00:34:01,141 --> 00:34:08,782 WIFE - >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> -- TWICE IN, YOU KNOW, TWO 462 00:34:08,782 --> 00:34:11,418 MOVIES AND THEN HE PRODUCES OUR SHOW. HE PRODUCES "DEAD TO ME. 463 00:34:11,418 --> 00:34:14,154 >> Jimmy: AND CHRISTINA -- >> CHRISTINA IS ALSO HIS WIFE. HE HAS TWO WIVES >> Jimmy: 464 00:34:14,154 --> 00:34:16,756 THAT'S HILARIOUS HOW'S CHRISTINA? HOW'S SHE DOING? 465 00:34:16,756 --> 00:34:19,926 >> SHE'S GOOD. SHE SAYS, "HELLO." >> Jimmy: GIVE HER MY BEST 466 00:34:19,926 --> 00:34:22,462 >> SHE SAID TO SEND HER LOVE YES. >> Jimmy: I LOVE HER 467 00:34:22,462 --> 00:34:25,065 "DEAD TO ME --" >> SHE'S WATCHING HI, CHRISTINA. 468 00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:27,467 WE LOVE YOU. >> Jimmy: HI, CHRISTINA. WE DO LOVE YOU 469 00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:29,336 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE IS SO FUNNY. >> SHE'S THE BEST. 470 00:34:29,336 --> 00:34:31,071 SHE'S SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU WORKED WITH EACH OTHER BEFORE? 471 00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:32,739 >> NO, WE DIDN'T KNOW EACH OTHER AT ALL AND, YOU KNOW, EVERYONE WAS 472 00:34:32,739 --> 00:34:34,374 LIKE, "OH, YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO LOVE EACH OTHER." AND YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER KNOW 473 00:34:34,374 --> 00:34:36,343 WHEN YOU MEET SOMEBODY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT WE JUST LOVED EACH OTHER 474 00:34:36,343 --> 00:34:37,977 INSTANTLY. >> Jimmy: YOU HIT IT OFF >> AND WE WERE GREAT FRIENDS 475 00:34:37,977 --> 00:34:39,813 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN TELL YOU HAVE GREAT CHEMISTRY ON THE SHOW. >> OH, THANK YOU 476 00:34:39,813 --> 00:34:41,614 HOW DO WE SET UP THE SHOW WITHOUT GIVING AWAY TOO MUCH >> WELL, THAT'S NEARLY 477 00:34:41,614 --> 00:34:43,450 IMPOSSIBLE BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S THE LAST SEASON, SO JEN AND JUDY, IF YOU 478 00:34:43,450 --> 00:34:45,251 KNOW THE SHOW AT ALL, WE ARE ALWAYS KIND OF IN TROUBLE AND DOING SOMETHING WE SHOULDN'T BE 479 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:46,219 DOING. AND THE FBI IS FOLLOWING US A BIT. 480 00:34:46,219 --> 00:34:47,821 AND, SO, WE'RE ON THIS WILD RIDE THIS SEASON, SORT OF FINISHING UP THE ERIES. 481 00:34:47,821 --> 00:34:49,322 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THERE'S A LOT OF TWISTS. >> THERE'S LOTS OF TURNS AND 482 00:34:49,322 --> 00:34:51,958 TWISTS >> Jimmy: YEAH GET READY FOR -- 483 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:56,863 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S LINDA CARDELLINI IN "DEAD TO ME. 484 00:34:56,863 --> 00:34:57,497 HERE'S LINDA CARDELLINI IN "DEAD TO ME. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 485 00:34:58,998 --> 00:35:00,367 ABOUT IT >> WHICH PART? 486 00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:03,670 >> THAT STEVE'S BEEN FOUND >> OH. YEAH 487 00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:07,707 RIGHT. >> I MEAN, IS IT TERRIFYING? >> YEAH. 488 00:35:07,707 --> 00:35:10,110 >> HAVE I BEEN HAVING LOW-GRADE DIARRHEA ABOUT IT? SURE, I HAVE 489 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:13,279 >> YOU HAVE? >> YEAH. IT'S NERVOUS POOPS 490 00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:15,048 BUT, I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT, AND IT MIGHT NOT BE THE WORST THING 491 00:35:15,048 --> 00:35:16,483 THAT COULD HAPPEN. >> THAT'S TRUE >> OKAY, WHEN WE WERE AT THE 492 00:35:16,483 --> 00:35:18,051 HOSPITAL, I KEPT HAVING THIS FEELING LIKE ANOTHER SHOE WAS GOING TO DROP. 493 00:35:18,051 --> 00:35:19,953 ALTHOUGH, I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY IT'S A SHOE, OR WHY IT'S DROPPING 494 00:35:19,953 --> 00:35:21,521 I MEAN, MAYBE THAT'S A REGIONAL THING. ANYWAY, I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE 495 00:35:21,521 --> 00:35:23,556 THE SHOE >> WAIT, ME? HOW AM I THE SHOE? 496 00:35:23,556 --> 00:35:25,759 >> WELL, BECAUSE OF YOUR INJURIES AND STUFF AND YOU WERE THE ONLY OTHER 497 00:35:25,759 --> 00:35:27,293 SHOE THAT I HAD AT THE TIME. >> OKAY. >> BUT THEN WHEN BEN TOLD ME 498 00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:33,600 ABOUT STEVE, I WAS LIKE, "OH, THERE IT IS. >> SO STEVE'S THE SHOE 499 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,903 >> RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LINDA CARDELLINI, 500 00:35:36,903 --> 00:35:38,538 EVERYBODY. SEASON THREE OF "DEAD TO ME" PREMIERES NOVEMBER 17th ON 501 00:35:38,538 --> 00:35:44,110 NETFLIX. LOUIS TOMLINSON PERFORMS FOR US NEXT 502 00:35:44,110 --> 00:36:07,434 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 503 00:36:07,434 --> 00:36:09,369 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "SILVER TONGUES" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "FAITH IN THE FUTURE," PLEASE 504 00:36:09,369 --> 00:36:11,037 "FAITH IN THE FUTURE," PLEASE WELCOME, LOUIS TOMLINSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 505 00:36:22,048 --> 00:36:24,951 ON THE EMBER WAV 506 00:36:24,951 --> 00:36:27,654 GOING DEEP FOR THE ONE WHO DO THE SAME * * AIR MAX'S 507 00:36:27,654 --> 00:36:30,523 AND SILVER TONGUES SETTLE I FOR ANOTHER HEAVY ONE * 508 00:36:30,523 --> 00:36:34,561 * YOU SAID LOVE WAS A PRETTY LIE I CHOKED WHEN YOUR SMOKE 509 00:36:34,561 --> 00:36:42,969 GOT IN MY EYE * * BAD LOGIC AND EMPTY CAN I KNOW NOBODY UNDERSTAND 510 00:36:42,969 --> 00:36:49,209 ME LIKE YOU DO * * YOU KNOW IT'S TIMES LIKE THESE 511 00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:54,247 WE'RE SO MUCH HAPPIER * * NIGHTS LIKE THESE WE'LL REMEMBER 512 00:36:54,247 --> 00:37:00,453 THOSE STUPID JOKES ONLY WE KNOW * * YOU KNOW WHEN I'M WITH YO 513 00:37:00,453 --> 00:37:07,127 I'M SO MUCH HAPPIER * * NIGHTS LIKE THESE WE'LL REMEMBER 514 00:37:07,127 --> 00:37:12,499 THOSE SONGS WE WROTE ONLY WE KNOW * * YOU SMILE AT ME 515 00:37:12,499 --> 00:37:16,870 AND SAY IT'S TIME TO G BUT I DON'T FEEL LIK GOING HOME * 516 00:37:16,870 --> 00:37:34,054 * * YOU SAID GRAS WAS A DIRTY DRUG 517 00:37:34,054 --> 00:37:37,857 YOU LIKE TO PREACH WITH A VODKA IN YOUR MUG * * I LOV 518 00:37:37,857 --> 00:37:39,926 ALL THE THINGS YOU KNO I'M KING ON A 50 METRE ROAD * 519 00:37:39,926 --> 00:37:42,228 * WE STAND UP TAL AND BEAT OUR CHEST SHOUT SOME THING 520 00:37:42,228 --> 00:37:45,732 THAT WE'LL REGRET * * SIT DOW WITH A MASTER PLAN 521 00:37:45,732 --> 00:37:55,075 I KNOW NOBODY UNDERSTAND ME LIKE YOU DO * * IT'S TIMES LIKE THESE 522 00:37:55,075 --> 00:38:01,581 WE'RE SO MUCH HAPPIER * * NIGHTS LIKE THESE WE'LL REMEMBER 523 00:38:01,581 --> 00:38:10,423 THOSE STUPID JOKES ONLY WE KNOW * * YOU KNOW WHEN I'M WITH YO 524 00:38:10,423 --> 00:38:12,726 I'M SO MUCH HAPPIER * * NIGHTS LIKE THESE WE'LL REMEMBER 525 00:38:12,726 --> 00:38:23,103 THOSE SONGS WE WROTE ONLY WE KNOW * * YOU SMILE AT ME 526 00:38:23,103 --> 00:38:25,605 AND SAY IT'S TIME TO G BUT I DON'T FEEL LIK GOING HOME * 527 00:38:25,605 --> 00:38:52,832 * * * YOU AND ME UNTIL THE EN 528 00:38:52,832 --> 00:38:58,838 WAKING UP TO START AGAIN YOU AND ME UNTIL THE END WAKING UP TO START AGAIN * 529 00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:04,644 * THERE'S NOWHERE ELS THAT I WOULD RATHER BE * * BECAUSE 530 00:39:04,644 --> 00:39:08,915 IT'S TIMES LIKE THES WE'RE SO MUCH HAPPIER * * NIGHTS LIKE THESE 531 00:39:08,915 --> 00:39:17,424 WE'LL REMEMBER THOSE STUPID JOKES ONLY WE KNOW * 532 00:39:17,424 --> 00:39:24,431 * WHEN I'M WITH YOU I'M SO MUCH HAPPIER * * NIGHTS LIKE THESE 533 00:39:24,431 --> 00:39:33,173 WE'LL REMEMBER THOSE SONGS WE WROTE ONLY WE KNOW * 534 00:39:33,173 --> 00:39:35,342 * YOU SMILE AT ME AND SAY IT'S TIME TO G BUT I DON'T FEEL LIK 535 00:39:35,342 --> 00:39:51,091 GOING HOME * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 536 00:39:51,091 --> 00:39:55,595 >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT THERE. 537 00:39:55,595 --> 00:39:58,965 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT LOUIS TOMLINSON. 538 00:39:58,965 --> 00:40:05,972 TICKETS FOR HIS TOUR ARE ON SALE NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 539 00:40:05,972 --> 00:40:25,025 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 540 00:40:25,025 --> 00:40:30,030 SYLVESTER STALLONE, LINDA CARDELLINI, LOUIS TOMLINSON, ONCE AGAIN. 541 00:40:30,030 --> 00:40:37,337 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSILVANIA 542 00:40:37,337 --> 00:40:40,407 THANK YOU AGAIN TO ALL TO ALL THE VETERANS HERE TONIGHT AND VETERANS EVERYWHERE WATCHING 543 00:40:40,407 --> 00:40:42,475 EVERYWHERE AND THE FAMILIES. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 544 00:40:42,475 --> 00:40:44,110 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BUH-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE