>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN,
CHLOE GRACE MORETZ AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: OOH! >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH THANK YOU!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME! THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YEAH, ENJOY YOURSELF
WELCOME. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME
I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. ONE OF THE BIGGEST MUSIC LEGENDS OF ALL TIME,
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS MY GUEST! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: "BRUCE!" THAT'S HOW YOU SAY HELLO IN NEW JERSEY
>> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S A BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
"TONIGHT SHOW" TAKEOVER. THAT IS RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, ALL BRUCE.
OR AS BRUCE PUTS IT, "ONE, TWO, THREE SHOWS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH, BRUCE WILL BE HERE PERFORMING FOR THREE STRAIGHT NIGHTS
SO, BASICALLY A NORMAL LENGTH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN CONCERT. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, THIS IS FUN -- OVER THE WEEKEND, THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS
TREE ARRIVED IN NEW YORK CITY. THIS IS REALCAN WEWE S SEE IT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WHAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY NEVER LOOK AS
GOOD AS THEY DO IN THEIR DATING PROFILE. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
[ LAUGHTER ] DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE TRYING TO TURN THE TREE SO THE GIANT GAP
FACES THE WALL [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS ON SATURDAY, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP'S YOUNGEST DAUGHTER,
TIFFANY, GOT MARRIED AT MAR-A-LAGO YEAH, THE CUTEST PART OF THE
WEDDING WAS WHEN ERIC TRUMP CARRIED THE RING DOWN THE AISLE ON A TINY PILLOW
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THERE WAS A SPECIAL MOMENT WHEN TRUMP WAS LIKE, "WELL, IF
I'M GIVING KIDS AWAY, WILL SOMEONE TAKE DON JR.?" [ LAUGHTER ]
'COURSE, EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE RECEPTION WHEN TIFFANY THREW THE BOUQUET AND
MELANIA ELBOWED SIX OTHER WOMEN TO CATCH IT. AND YOU GO, "WAIT A MINUTE
NO." [ LAUGHTER ] THE ONLY ISSUE AT THE WEDDING,
THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A A TON OF SEATS, BUT SOMEHOW TRUMP LOST THEM ALL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ RIM SHOT ] * [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YEP. TIFFANY TRUMP GOT MARRIED AT MAR-A-LAGO, AND I DON'T KNOW
HOW THIS HAPPENED, BUT WE GOT OUR HANDS ON A RECORDING OF TRUMP'S FATHER OF THE BRIDE
SPEECH >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LISTEN TO THIS
MY TOAST IRAN'S SECRET NUCLEAR REACTOR IS LOCATED BENEATH THE MOUNTAIN
RANGE SOUTH OF TEHR -- [ LAUGHTER ] I'M SORRY.
WRONG DOCUMENT [ LAUGHTER ] TIFFANY.
SWEET TIFF T-BONE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IT FEELS JUST YESTERDAY THAT YOU WERE IN DIAPERS. AND THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE
IT'S THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU [ LAUGHTER ] I'M SO PROUD OF YOU TODAY.
TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU YOU'RE MARRYING SOMEONE SO SMART AND HANDSOME
HE'S JUST LIKE ME. [ LAUGHTER ] AND NOT AT ALL LIKE
RON DeSANCTIMONIOUS, WHO I COULD CRUSH VERY EASILY IF I WANTED TO.
I MADE HIM, I CAN DESTROY HIM. WHERE WAS I? OH, RIGHT.
LOVE IS FOREVER. WAKANDA IS FOREVER [ LAUGHTER ]
MARRIAGE IS FOR HOWEVER LONG YOU WANT IT TO BE. [ LAUGHTER ]
NOW, LET'S RAISE A GLASS OF DIET COKE TO THE HAPPY COUPLE. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT WAS SO
SWEET. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO NICE.
SWITCHING GEARS, PRESIDENT BIDEN JUST ARRIVED IN BALI FOR THE G20 SUMMIT.
AND WHEN HE LANDED, HE RECEIVED AN EXTRA SPECIAL GREETING. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T TELL WHETHER BIDEN'S HAPPY, CONFUSED, OR BOTH
[ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, TODAY IN BALI, BIDEN HELD HIS FIRST IN-PERSON MEETING WITH CHINESE
PRESIDENT XI SINCE TAKING OFFICE, AND IT LASTED THREE HOURS.
FOR BOTH MEN, THE HARDEST PART WAS PRETENDING THAT THEY DIDN'T HACK THE OTHER PERSON'S EMAILS
TO SEE WHAT THEY'D SAY YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, BIDEN AND XI MET IN PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE BIDEN TOOK OFFICE.
AND THEIR FIRST HANDSHAKE WAS CAPTURED IN A VIDEO. CHECK THIS OUT
* [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AMAZING MOMENT
THAT'S -- WOW. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I THINK IT WENT WELL
SOME MORE BIG POLITICAL NEWS - OVER THE WEEKEND, DEMOCRATS LEARNED THAT THEY'D WON CONTROL
OF THE SENATE. YEP. FOR BREAKING NEWS --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FOR THE BREAKING NEWS ALERT, MSNBC PLAYED -
[ AIRHORNS ] WHILE FOX NEWS PLAYED -- [ SAD TROMBONE ]
YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DEMOCRATS ARE GIVING CREDIT TO
GEN Z, WHO REALLY SHOWED UP TO VOTE REPUBLICANS WERE LIKE, HOW DID
GEN Z VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS ALL WE WERE TRYING TO DO IS STOP STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS, I SAW THAT MARK KELLY DEFEATED
BLAKE MASTERS IN ARIZONA BUT -- >> I DID -- I DID WHAT
>> Jimmy: WHAT >> DID YOU SAY MY NAME >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, MARK.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT MARK KELLY, THE SENATOR, NOT MARK KELLEY FROM THE ROOTS
YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME >> OH, MY BAD. THIS HAPPENS A LOT
PEOPLE GET US MIXED UP CONSTANTLY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN IN A
A NEW SEGMENT CALLED "MARK KELLY OR MARK KELLEY?"
OR MARK KELLEY
OH YEAH * [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS WROTE AN
INTRO SONG FOR THIS? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MARK KELLY AND ME, MARK KELLEY FIRST UP, MARK KELLY IS AN
ASTRONAUT. MEANWHILE, MARK KELLEY IS A SICK-ASS BASSIST
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU MAKE ALL -- WHEN DID YOU MAKE ALL
THESE GRAPHICS >> UP NEXT MARK KELLY HAS A TWIN BROTHER.
MEANWHILE, MARK KELLEY IS A SICK-ASS BASSIST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: PLEASE STOP SAYING "SICK-ASS. >> JIMMY, STOP INTERRUPTING ME
IT'S VERY RUDE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU INTERRUPTED ME
>> IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE EVERYONE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS COOL, BALD ASTRONAUT
SENATOR WITH MY NAME, AND I'M TIRED OF IT. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE COOL
MARK KELLEY, AND, NOW, THIS DUDE COMES ALONG AND STEALS MY THUNDER.
I'M HURT, AND I'M SCARED [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D
LET ME HAVE THIS ONE TINY THING, OKAY? >> Jimmy: JEEZ, I'M SORRY,
MARK I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SO UPSET ABOUT IT
GO AHEAD >> THANK YOU UP NEXT --
MARK KELLY LIVES IN ARIZONA. WHILE MARK KELLEY IS A SICK-ASS BASSIST.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP SAYING THAT >> YOU KNOW WHAT
>> Jimmy: WHAT >> I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS
I'M OUT OF HERE. WHO'S WITH ME? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHO'S WITH HIM WHO'S WITH HIM
THE REAL MARK KELLEY, EVERYBODY. HE'LL COME BACK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "WHO'S WITH ME?" THIS IS GOING VIRAL --
ON FRIDAY NIGHT, DURING A LIVE COLLEGE BASKETBALL GAME, THE CAMERA CAUGHT A FAN WHO LOOKED
LIKE HE WAS SHOWING OFF HIS COSTCO MEMBERSHIP CARD CHECK THIS OUT
GOT THE FOOT STEPPED ON, BILL COVINGTON - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HE WAS LIKE -- HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO BRAG
BUT I CAN BUY 64 ROLLS OF PAPER TOWELS AT ONCE, ANY TIME I WANT."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I LIKE HOW SHE TURNS IT OVER, RIGHT?
SHE'S LIKE, "MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING IMPRESSIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE."
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS, A MAN IN THE U.K. THOUGHT HE WAS LOSING HIS
HEARING, AND THEN DISCOVERED THAT PART OF AN EAR BUD HAD BEEN STUCK IN HIS EAR FOR FIVE
YEARS. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] AFTER DOCTORS REMOVED IT, HE
WAS LIKE, "THANKS. I'VE HAD THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD SINCE 2017.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IN ARIZONA, TWO TEACHERS WHO ARE HUSBAND AND
WIFE WERE FIRED AFTER STUDENTS FOUND THEIR ONLYFANS ACCOUNT THEY WOULD'VE BEEN SENT TO
DETENTION, BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY HOW ONE OF THE VIDEOS STARTED. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN ASKED TO COMMENT, THEY WERE LIKE, "YOU KNOW, IF YOU PAID TEACHERS, WE WOULDN'T HAVE
TO DO THIS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW,
EVERYBODY. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYBODY.
IT'S BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN TAKEOVER WEEK GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
* *
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ROOTS THANK YOU, EVERYBODY HEY, I JUST WANTED TO WISH A
A SPEEDY RECOVERY AND SAY OUR THOUGHTS ARE WITH OUR GOOD PAL, JAY LENO, WHO IS RECOVERING
FROM BURNS HE GOT OVER THE WEEKEND, SOME SERIOUS BURNS. HE'S IN GOOD SPIRITS
I HEARD FROM HIM TODAY HE'S GONNA GET THROUGH THIS. JAY, YOU'RE FAMILY
WE LOVE YOU. GET BETTER SOON, BUDDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE IS A MUSIC LEGEND AND ONE OF
THE GREATEST SINGERS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- SONG WRITERS, AND PERFORMERS
OF ALL TIME. HIS LATEST ALBUM, "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE," IS OUT NOW.
THE ONE, THE ONLY, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Audience: BRUCE >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE TALKING TO
BRUCE -- WE'LL BE TALKING TO BRUCE, AND THEN HE'S PERFORMING FOR US LATER IN THE SHOW
THEN HE'LL BE BACK TO PERFORM FOR US TOMORROW NIGHT. AND THEN BACK TO PERFORM FOR US
ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IT'S A BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN TAKEOVER WEEK
"ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!" PLUS, SHE STARS IN THE NEW SERIES, "THE PERIPHERAL," WITH
NEW EPISODES AVAILABLE EVERY FRIDAY ON PRIME VIDEO. CHLOE GRACE MORETZ IS HERE
TONIGHT. >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS TIME FOR "SCREEN GRABS." HERE WE GO
* MAKES ME WANN SCREEN GRAB * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THESE ARE SOME WEIRD, FUNNY THINGS THAT YOU GUYS FOUND ON THE INTERNET, OR TOOK
A PICTURE OF IN REAL LIFE AND THEN SENT IT IN TO US. THIS FIRST SCREEN GRAB WAS SENT
IN BY NATHAN WAGGONER IN ALBANIA. HE WAS SHOPPING FOR SOME LEGOS
ONLINE AND SPOTTED THIS. IT'S A 9,000 PIECE LEGO SET OF THE ROMAN COLISEUM, RIGHT?
AND DOWN HERE IT SAYS, "AGES 18 MONTHS AND UP." [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, REALLY YEAH, BABIES LOVE THE COLISEUM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHAT BABY IS PUTTING TOGETHER A 9,000 PIECE LEGO SET THIS NEXT ONE WAS SENT IN MY
BRITTANY STANLEY IN ALSTEAD, NEW HAMPSHIRE. SHE WAS BROWSING FACEBOOK
MARKETPLACE AND FOUND THIS CHAIR FOR SALE LOOK AT THIS
IT LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY NICE CHAIR. LET'S SEE WHAT IT SAYS UP HERE
"THIS CHAIR IS OVER 200 YEARS OLD, WAS USED TO PROP PEOPLE UP THAT HAD PASSED AWAY FOR
PHOTOS." [ AUDIENCE OHS ] "VERY STURDY."
>> Steve: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT
ALL THE DETAILS OF - IT'S A CHAIR >> Steve: YEAH
200-YEAR-OLD CHAIR >> Jimmy: THAT - >> Steve: BUNCH OF DEAD PEOPLE
>> Jimmy: "200-YEAR-OLD CHAIR, VERY STURDY. YEAH, USED TO --
>> Steve: WHAT WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT? >> Jimmy: I SEAT DEAD PEOPLE
>> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] OH
>> Jimmy: IT JUST -- IT JUST COMES. YOU CAN'T TURN IT OFF.
>> Steve: IT JUST COMES. YEAH >> Jimmy: CAN'T TURN IT OFF.
>> Steve: IT'S LIKE MAGIC. >> Jimmy: NEXT ONE WAS A SCREEN GRAB SENT IN BY BETH PEW-NICKY
IN MANHATTAN, ILLINOIS SHE SPOTTED THIS HEADLINE ON HER PHONE.
"ASTEROID THE SIZE OF 350 GIRAFFES TO FLY PAST EARTH THIS WEEK.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] VERY INTERESTING UNIT OF MEASURE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 350 GIRAFFES "HOW BIG'S YOUR HOUSE?
"OH, IT'S ABOUT FOUR GIRAFFES. [ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S ABOUT 300 BUNNY RABBITS
WIDE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "YOU OKAY, BUDDY?"
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: "WE'RE GOOD.
IT MIGHT HIT THE EARTH >> Jimmy: THOSE GUMMIES -- THOSE GUMMIES KICKING IN RIGHT
NOW? WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS NEXT SCREEN GRAB WAS SENT
IN BY STEPHANIE KELSEY IN MARIN COUNTY, CALIFORNIA >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: HEY! SHOUT OUT TO MARIN COUNTY. SHE WAS TRYING TO FIND A SHOW
FOR HER KIDS TO WATCH, AND SHE FOUND THIS RIGHT HERE. THIS IS CALLED "CAILLOU.
DOWN HERE IT SAYS THIS EPISODE IS, "THE SEARCH FOR THE KILLER OF A POPULAR POSTMAN TURNS
URGENT WHEN ADDITIONAL BODIES ARE DISCOVERED." [ LAUGHTER ]
MY KIDS LOVE THIS SHOW >> Steve: YEAH, LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: MY KIDS --
>> Steve: LOVE "CAILLOU. >> Jimmy: THEY SIT AROUND, THEY PUT THE LEGO -- 9,000 PIECE
LEGOS -- >> Steve: LEGO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: PUT IT IN THEIR -- >> Steve: THEN SIT DEAD BODIES IN THE CHAIR THAT CAILLOU
FOUND. >> Jimmy: THEY WATCH CAILLOU FIGURE IT OUT.
LET CAILLOU FIGURE IT OUT. NO SPOILERS. >> Steve: NO
>> Jimmy: THIS NEXT SCREEN GRAB WAS SENT IN BY WADE SHECKLA IN MARINA, CALIFORNIA
HE WAS ON A ROAD TRIP WITH HIS FAMILY IN SOUTH DAKOTA, AND HE WAS LOOKING FOR SOME FUN LOCAL
ATTRACTIONS. FOUND THIS -- "WADE'S GOLD MILL."
30 PEOPLE GAVE IT 4.8 STARS. IT'S GOT GOOD RATINGS. LET'S SEE WHEN IT'S OPEN
OH, IT'S CLOSED MONDAY THROUGH SATURDAY IT'S OPEN --
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE -- SUNDAY 12:00 TO 12:01 A.M SO, HEY.
>> Steve: HEY, IT'S WADE >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A MINUTE, CHECK THIS PLACE OUT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "IT'LL JUST TAKE ABOUT A MINUTE."
>> Jimmy: THIS NEXT SCREEN GRAB WAS SENT IN BY JUSTIN BAKER IN SHIPPENSBURG, PENNSYLVANIA
HE SPOTTED A USED TV FOR SALE THAT SOMEONE POSTED ONLINE LOOK AT THIS
IT SAYS, "43 INCH LG TV. HAS SLIGHT BLUE TINT, STILL WORKS.
CAN WE SEE THE - "SLIGHT BLUE TINT" [ LAUGHTER ]
[ RIM SHOT ] "SLIGHT" >> Steve: "SLIGHT.
>> Jimmy: "YOU'RE WATCHING THE 'AVATAR' NETWORK." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, THAT IS NOT SLIGHT >> Steve: NEXT UP, "THE SMURFS."
>> Jimmy: COMPLETELY BLUE. >> Jimmy: WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST ONE
THIS IS FROM CHRISTY RUSSELL IN CHILLICOTHE, OHIO. SHE WAS WATCHING "FIDDLER ON
THE ROOF." SHE SPOTTED A CHARACTER IN IT THAT SHE SAID LOOKED LIKE ME
AND I DON'T KNOW IF I SEE THIS [ LAUGHTER ] DOES THAT LOOK LIKE ME
LET ME -- LET ME TRY SOMETHING LET ME TRY SOMETHING *
[ WOLF WHISTLE ] THANK YOU. *
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOT BAD.
I KIND OF SEE IT NOW THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "SCREEN GRABS.
IF YOU HAVE A FUNNY SCREEN GRAB - [ LAUGHTER ]
EMAIL IT TO US AT SCREENGRABS@TONIGHTSHOW.COM. WE MIGHT PUT IT ON THE SHOW.
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: HOW IS THE
GRANDCHILD YOU'RE A GRANDPA >> THE ONLY THING I KNOW IS
PATTI IS NOT GOING TO BE CALLED GRANDMA. WHAT IS SHE HOPING FOR
>> ANYTHING, BUT NOT GRANDMA AND I'M GOING FOR ANYTHING EXCEPT THE BOSS, YOU KNOW?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A ROCK ICON AND ONE OF THE MOST
LEGENDARY LIVE PERFORMERS OF ALL TIME HE IS A 20-TIME GRAMMY WINNER.
HE IS THE ONLY ARTIST TO HAVE A TOP FIVE ALBUM IN EACH OF THE PAST SIX DECADES
HIS NEW -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH
HIS NEW ALBUM, "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE," IS OUT NOW PLEASE WELCOME
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELCOME BACK
DO YOU GET STANDING OVATIONS WHEREVER YOU GO? IS THIS THE WAY IT JUST WORKS?
>> EVERY MORNING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GO TO STARBUCKS,
PEOPLE ARE LIKE -- >> EVERY MORNING >> Jimmy: YOU'RE HERE FOR BRUCE
TAKEOVER THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE
NOT TONIGHT BUT TOMORROW NIGHT, WEDNESDAY NIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE," AND YOU'RE COMING BACK FOR US FOR THANKSGIVING FOR ANOTHER
PERFORMANCE. I APPRECIATE THIS, BUDDY >> MY PLEASURE
>> Jimmy: HOW IS THE FAMILY? HOW IS THE GRANDCHILD? YOU'RE A GRANDPA
>> ALL RIGHT GRANDCHILD IS NO LONGER AN INFANT
IT IS NOW A BABY [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE AMAZING THING IS IT
ONLY TAKES ABOUT FOUR MONTHS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEY COME HOME.
THEY'RE LIKE A LITTLE LOAF OF BREAD. [ LAUGHTER ]
EXCEPT THEY DON'T SAY AS MUCH. THE ONLY THING I KNOW IS PATTI IS NOT GOING TO BE CALLED
GRANDMA. >> Jimmy: WAIT, THIS IS NOT GRANDMA'S CHOICE, THOUGH
YOU KNOW THIS. >> THE CHILD DOESN'T SPEAK YET, SO WE DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S
GOING TO CALL US >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. WHAT IS SHE HOPING FOR
WHAT IS SHE HOPING FOR, LIKE, GIGI OR SOMETHING? >> ANYTHING, BUT NOT GRANDMA
AND I'M GOING FOR ANYTHING EXCEPT THE BOSS, YOU KNOW? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: EXACTLY. YOU MADE A GIANT ANNOUNCEMENT RECENTLY, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND
THE E STREET BAND WILL BE TOURING THE U.S. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SIX YEARS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * KICKS OFF FEBRUARY 1st IN
TAMPA. IS THE SET LIST WRITTEN? >> ACTUALLY, IT IS
>> Jimmy: IT IS? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW.
THE SET LIST IS WRITTEN. >> WELL, THE SET LIST THAT I WRITE RIGHT NOW IS THE ONE
WE'RE GOING TO DO ON THE FIRST DAY OF REHEARSAL >> Jimmy: YEAH
AND THEN IT CHANGES? >> IT CHANGES THE SECOND DAY OF REHEARSAL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE SECOND DAY, EXACTLY.
I HAVE THE FIRST RECORDED SET LIST - >> REALLY?
>> Jimmy: -- THAT YOU DID, YEAH THIS IS FROM THE OFF BROAD
STREET COFFEE HOUSE, IN RED BANK, NEW JERSEY 1968
SEPTEMBER 28th, 1968 THESE ARE NINE SONGS >> REALLY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> "THE EARTH IS BROKEN. I WAS AHEAD OF MY TIME ON THAT
ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE
YOU WERE, ABSOLUTELY >> IT'S A GOOD TITLE "THE EARTH IS BROKEN."
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD. I HAVE A SET LIST FROM
JULY 31st FROM HELSINKI, FINLAND, WHICH IS THE LONGEST SHOW YOU'VE EVER PLAYED.
I THINK IT WAS I THINK IT WAS FOUR AND A HALF HOURS, OR FIVE HOURS
LOOK AT THIS SET LIST. [ CHEERS ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> THE ONLY PROBLEM IS WE LEFT "THE EARTH IS BROKEN" OUT OF IT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE CROWD WANTED "THE EARTH IS BROKEN.
>> AND WE COULD HAVE DONE 29 LESS SONGS. >> Jimmy: NO
DO YOU EVER -- I KNOW YOU'RE FANTASTIC. YOU'RE THE BEST PERFORMER I'VE
EVER SEEN. I MEAN, WHEN YOU GET ON STAGE, YOU REALLY ARE UNBELIEVABLE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT THAT BECAME YOUR THING, TO DO A LONG SHOW
ARE YOU HAPPY THAT THAT BECAME YOUR THING, OR ARE YOU LIKE, MAN, I WISH I WAS THE GUY THAT
PLAYED ONE SONG AND LEFT >> YOUR GREAT -- THE GREAT, GREAT ACTS USED TO PLAY
20 MINUTES NOW THEY PLAYED 20 MINUTES, FIVE SHOWS A DAY
BUT THEY USED TO COME OUT AT THE PARAMOUNT OR SOMEWHERE AND THEY PLAYED 20 MINUTES, YOU
KNOW AND YOU CAN GET WHAT SOMEONE HAS TO DELIVER IN A SHORT
PERIOD OF TIME BUT WE CAME UP PLAYING IN BARS WHERE YOU PLAYED FIVE HOURS
A NIGHT. YOU PLAYED 50 MINUTES ON AND 10 MINUTES OFF FOR FIVE SETS
SO, WE WERE USED TO PLAYING A LONG TIME, YOU KNOW. AND THEN WHEN WE GOT OUT THERE,
THE MINUTE WE HAD LIKE TWO OR THREE ALBUMS OUT, PEOPLE WERE COMING AND THEY WANTED TO HEAR
THEIR FAVORITES. AND THEN WE HAD THINGS THAT WE WANTED TO PLAY
AND SO, WE STARTED OUT WITH PLAYING FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF, TAKING AN INTERMISSION, AND
THEN PLAYING FOR ANOTHER HOUR OR SO. AND THEN THAT TURNED INTO JUST
ONE LONG THING THAT WE DO NOW. AND I'M STUCK AT ABOUT THREE HOURS, THAT SORT OF THING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. YOU LOVE IT.
YOU LOVE DOING THREE HOURS >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S THE FOUR HOURS IN HELSINKI, THAT WAS A LOT >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO
HIGH-ENERGY. >> THREE HOURS GOES BY PRETTY QUICK ACTUALLY
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE," BY THE WAY.
THIS IS A GREAT RECORD RIGHT HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Audience: BRUCE >> Jimmy: "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE.
AND IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT I WANT YOU AND I WANT A CAR. THAT'S FANTASTIC
THAT'S WHAT I WANT AND I WANT GOOD MUSIC. AND I WANT SOUL AND I WANT R&B,
AND I WANT THE LOVE AND I WANT THE SWEAT FROM A BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SHOW AND
PERFORMANCE TO COME THROUGH ON A RECORD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THAT'S WHAT COMES THROUGH! YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
COME ON! I FEEL IT! THAT COMES THROUGH THE VINYL
WHEN I LISTENED TO IT. >> I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT. I'M EXCITED.
>> Jimmy: YEAH YOU'VE GOT SOME JAMS ON HERE WHAT MADE YOU LAND ON THIS TYPE
OF RECORD? >> WELL, THIS -- I MADE ANOTHER RECORD THAT WAS -- WASN'T AS
SOUL-BASED, AND I THREW IT OUT BECAUSE IT WAS OKAY. I SPENT QUITE A BIT OF TIME ON
IT, BUT I'VE DONE THAT IN THE PAST AND I LET THINGS GO AND I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A
A RECORD THAT WAS CENTERED AROUND SINGING SO, I FINALLY CAME AROUND TO
THE REALIZATION THAT THE GREATEST VOCAL MUSIC IS, OF COURSE, GOSPEL MUSIC AND THEN
SOUL MUSIC, YOU KNOW [ APPLAUSE ] THIS IS --
I MEAN, FOR PURE -- FOR PURE SINGING, THERE IS REALLY NO GREATER MUSIC THAN GOSPEL
MUSIC. IT'S JUST SOME OF -- YOU KNOW, I MEAN, ALL OUR GREAT R&B
SINGERS, SAM MOORE, SAM COOKE, THESE GUYS ALL CAME THROUGH THE CHURCH, YOU KNOW
FROM THE SOUL STIRRERS, SAM COOKE. SO, I REALIZED THAT, OH, THE
GREAT SINGERS HAVE SUNG SOUL MUSIC, YOU KNOW? AND ALL MY HEROES WHO I COVER
ON THIS RECORD, NOT AS GOOD, BUT I GIVE IT A SHOT JERRY BUTLER, DAVID RUFFIN,
LEVI STUBBS, WILLIAM BELL, ALL OF THESE GUYS, INCREDIBLE SINGERS AND SOME GREAT
SONGWRITERS. >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THE FIRST SONG THAT GOT YOU TO MAKE THIS
ALBUM? >> "DO I LOVE YOU," WHICH IS A A SONG BY A GUY NAMED
FRANK WILSON FRANK WILSON WAS GENERALLY PART OF THE MOTOWN BACKLINE
HE WAS LIKE A PRODUCER AND A A SONGWRITER BUT HE MADE THIS ONE SINGLE
THAT WAS A HUGE HIT IN THE NORTHERN SOUL SCENE IN ENGLAND AND OVER IN THE STATES, NOT
KNOWN AT ALL SO, I CAME ACROSS IT IN A NORTHERN SOUL COMPILATION.
AND I SAID, "OH, MY GOD, THIS THING IS -- THIS IS A CLASSIC MOTOWN RECORD.
>> Jimmy: I ALWAYS THINK OF ONE OF THE INTERVIEWS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT, I THINK IT WAS
ASBURY PARK, WHERE YOU WERE LIKE, "I DID A LITTLE BIT TOO DYLAN ON THAT ONE, YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WAS WRITING THAT ONE. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: AND I WAS LIKE, I WAS
WONDERING IF DYLAN EVER DID A COVER OF ANY OF YOUR SONGS BECAUSE NOW AND THEN I'VE HEARD
YOU PERFORM A COVER OF DYLAN'S SONGS. >> I DO.
>> Jimmy: AND THERE'S ACTUALLY WAS ONE THAT I FOUND THERE'S ONLY ONE
I COULD FIND DYLAN COVERED -- THIS IS FROM NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT, 1990.
IT'S THE ONLY KNOWN AUDIO OF BOB DYLAN COVERING A A BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SONG
HERE'S BOB DYLAN -- THIS IS REAL -- SINGING "DANCING IN THE DARK."
* CAN'T START A FIR CAN'T START A FIRE WITH JUST OUT A SPARK *
* THIS GUN'S FOR HIRE IF WE'RE JUS DANCING IN THE DARK *
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, HOW DOES THAT - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THAT HAVE YOU EVER -- NO? >> I HEARD ABOUT IT BUT
ACTUALLY I'VE NEVER HEARD IT AND I LOVE THAT. THAT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE,
YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I LOVE BOB SO MUCH.
>> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- THERE'S A LOT OF MYTHS OUT THERE ABOUT
YOU, AND I WANT TO DEBUNK THEM TONIGHT. MORE WITH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
WHEN WE COME BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> PUT YOUR ARM UP >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND THEN I'M GOING TO GO
UNDERNEATH YOU >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND YOU'RE GOING TO COME
AROUND - >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND THEN --
>> Jimmy: WE ARE BACK WITH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. HIS ALBUM, "ONLY THE STRONG
SURVIVE," IS OUT NOW BRUCE, YOUR CAREER SPANS OVER SIX DECADES, AND THERE'S A LOT
OF INFORMATION ABOUT YOU OUT THERE ON THE INTERNET. AND SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE I WANTED TO RUN BY A FEW MYTHS AND GET IT SOLVED BY YOU -
>> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: -- TO SEE WHAT THE MAN HIMSELF, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN,
SAYS ABOUT THESE MYTHS >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY
FIRST ONE, DO YOU ACTUALLY SLEEP NEXT TO A GUITAR SO THAT, IN CASE YOU DREAM UP A SONG,
YOU CAN IMMEDIATELY WAKE UP AND RECORD IT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> I HAVE DONE THAT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT.
>> THAT'S TRUE >> Jimmy: WOW. DO PEOPLE EVER ASK YOU FOR A
A GUITAR, LIKE, TO GIVE THEM >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DO YOU EVER GIVE THEM? >> NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ASKING FOR A FRIEND. ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
>> ACTUALLY, SOMETIMES I DO. BUT NOT FOR A FRIEND >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I -- THIS
IS A TRUE STORY. I ASKED -- I HAD JUST MOVED INTO A NEW HOUSE WITH MY WIFE
AND KIDS, AND WE DON'T HAVE A PIANO. SO I GO, "YOU KNOW, I BET YOU
ELTON JOHN HAS GOT A BUNCH OF PIANOS SITTING AROUND STORAGE. I GO -- RIGHT?
I GO - >> I GUARANTEE IT. >> Jimmy: RIGHT?
SO I GO, "ELTON, I'M MOVING TO THIS HOUSE IF YOU WANT, I CAN BORROW IT
I WILL ALWAYS GIVE IT BACK IT WILL BE YOUR PIANO. BUT AT LEAST I'LL GIVE IT SOME
LOVE AND GET IT OUT OF THE STORAGE. >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: HE SAID NO [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HE GOES, "BUT, YOU KNOW,
THANKS." I GO -- "I DON'T GIVE OUT PIANOS."
BUT THEN I ASKED BILLY JOEL AS WELL AND HE SAID NO
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT ANYWAYS, IF YOU KNOW ANY GOOD PIANOS, LET ME KNOW
>> I WILL. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE'S ONE HERE.
ALFONSO RIBEIRO SAYS THAT HIS FAMOUS CARLTON DANCE WAS INSPIRED BY YOU AND
COURTENEY COX IN THE "DANCING IN THE DARK" VIDEO I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOME VIDEO
PROOF AND LET'S SEE WHAT YOU THINK. >> ALL RIGHT
* [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> WELL, MY DANCING IS PRETTY
EMBARRASSING [ LAUGHTER ] AND MY KIDS KILL ME ON IT.
"DAD, YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS. >> Jimmy: NO WAY >> "YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT LOOKS COOL! >> YOU KNOW? SO IT'S MY NEW JERSEY SHUFFLE,
I GUESS. >> Jimmy: NO, THAT LOOKS - >> BUT THAT WAS ALL I KNEW
BUT IT DEFINITELY DOES LOOK LIKE IT HAD SOME INFLUENCE ON -
>> Jimmy: IT DOES. IT HAD SOME INFLUENCE THERE. YEAH
>> MAJOR >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. IN 2023, YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON
TOUR TAYLOR SWIFT IS ALSO GOING TO BE ON TOUR
YOU'RE BOTH FRIENDS WITH JACK ANTONOFF. THERE'S A THEORY THAT MAYBE THE
TWO OF YOU WILL POP INTO EACH OTHER'S SHOWS FROM TIME TO TIME
>> WELL, I WILL BE, BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER IS GOING TO MAKE SURE [ LAUGHTER ]
I WILL BE AT THE TAYLOR SWIFT SHOW >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE. >> SO, I KNOW THAT
AND SHE'S WELCOME ON E STREET ANY TIME [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THERE WAS A BIG TWITTER
ARGUMENT LAST YEAR THAT I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO SETTLE IN THIS SONG "THUNDER ROAD,"
SOME PEOPLE SAID THE LYRIC IS, "A SCREEN DOOR SLAMS -- MARY'S DRESS SWAYS.
OTHERS SAY THE LYRIC IS, "A SCREEN DOOR SLAMS -- MARY'S DRESS WAVES.
WHICH ONE IS IT, A "WAVE" OR A A "SWAY" >> ALL RIGHT
I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO ASK THIS QUESTION, SO I CAME PREPARED
[ CHEERS ] THIS RECORD IS ALMOST 50-YEARS-OLD
50 YEARS AGO, I WAS A SOCIOPATH. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO - >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD TITLE FOR A SONG
>> I WAS INSANE ABOUT EVERY SINGLE DETAIL THAT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH MUSIC, MY ALBUM, MY
ALBUM COVER, MY LYRICS I WENT OVER EVERYTHING WITH A FINE-TOOTH COMB SO EVERYTHING
WOULD BE PERFECT AND COMPLETELY ACCURATE >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
>> THE LYRICS TO "THUNDER ROAD" ARE IN THIS ALBUM. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> THE CORRECT LYRICS. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE IT WE'RE GOING TO FINALLY -- I'M
NERVOUS. >> "THE SCREEN DOOR SLAMS. NOW, I HAVE BEEN SINGING -
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD UNBELIEVABLE COME ON!
RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK, WE'LL FIND OUT -- SORRY. >> I'VE BEEN SINGING "SWAYS"
FOR ALMOST 50 YEARS. "THE SCREEN DOOR SLAMS -- MARY'S DRESS WAVES."
>> Jimmy: WHAT IT IS "WAVES"? >> THIS IS WRONG
>> Jimmy: I'M MORE CONFUSED THAN I WAS BEFORE I ASKED. >> THIS IS WRONG
I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS WRONG. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE HERE I
THOUGHT WAS INTERESTING HERE IS IT TRUE THAT YOU ORIGINALLY WROTE "THUNDER ROAD" ON THE
PIANO? >> I WROTE ALMOST ALL OF "BORN TO RUN," THE ALBUM, ON THE
PIANO, WHICH IS WHY THERE'S SO MANY PIANO INTROS AND "JUNGLELAND" HAS ALL THE HUGE
PIANO SECTIONS I WROTE EVERYTHING ON THE PIANO.
>> Jimmy: WELL, ACTUALLY ALWAYS HAVE A - [ APPLAUSE ]
I RECEIVED THIS FROM -- ELTON JOHN SENT THIS IT WAS NOT
BUT THIS IS A WORKING PIANO. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT TO -- >> LET ME SEE.
ALL RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: CAN WE HEAR IT >> OH. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
* [ CHEERS ] * THE SCREEN DOOR SWAVES *
>> Jimmy: SLAMS. "THE SCREEN DOOR SLAMS." WE KNOW IT SLAMS
[ LAUGHTER ] BRUCE, YOU'RE DOING A SONG FOR US TONIGHT FROM "ONLY THE
STRONG SURVIVE." IT'S AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN PERFORMING "DO I LOVE YOU (INDEED I DO)." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
CHLOE GRACE MORETZ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE SERIES "THE PERIPHERAL."
NEW EPISODES ARE AVAILABLE EVERY FRIDAY ON PRIME VIDEO. PLEASE WELCOME
CHLOE GRACE MORETZ
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HEY, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, PAL >> HOW ARE YOU
>> Jimmy: I'M GREAT. >> GOOD TO SEE YA. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ONE OF MY
FAVES. >> LIKEWISE. >> Jimmy: I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR
RESUME I'M LOOKING THROUGH YOUR STUFF AND YOU'VE BEEN ACTING FOR
20 YEARS >> YEAH. 20 YEARS THIS YEAR
>> Jimmy: HOW -- YOU'RE NOT EVEN 20 YEARS OLD. >> I'M ONLY 25, YEAH
>> Jimmy: HOW? >> I'M ONLY 25 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD.
I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU FROM YOUR -- YOU WERE IN "THE AMITYVILLE HORROR," BY THE WAY
>> YES THIS IS MY FIRST FEATURE FILM. [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
>> Jimmy: AT AGE 5, WERE YOU EVEN ALLOWED TO SEE THIS MOVIE >> I WAS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE
THIS MOVIE AT ALL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, HERE'S YOU AND
RYAN REYNOLDS, WHO WAS IN THE MOVIE. >> LOOK AT THAT LITTLE, HUGE
SMILE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S SO HAPPY.
>> SHE'S VERY EXCITED. >> Jimmy: SHE'S -- [ LAUGHTER ]
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ABOUT "THE PERIPHERAL," BY THE WAY. >> YES
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THE PREMISE CAN WE EXPLAIN WHAT THIS SERIES IS ABOUT
>> YEAH, IT'S ABOUT A YOUNG WOMAN NAMED FLYNNE FISHER, AND SHE LIVES IN A SMALL TOWN IN
THE APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND BASICALLY SHE VIDEO
GAMES FOR A LIVING SHE PLAYS SIMULATION GAMES >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SHE PLAYS IT FOR WEALTHY FOLKS WHO PRETTY MUCH WANT THEM TO LEVEL UP THEIR AVATARS --
WANTS HER TO LEVEL UP THE AVATARS. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SO ONE DAY, SHE THINKS SHE'S BETA TESTING A NEW HEADSET.
AND SHE PUTS IT ON, AND IMMEDIATELY SHE REALIZES THAT SHE'S NOT OPERATING
A SIMULATION GAME BUT SHE'S OPERATING A ROBOT BODY IN THE YEAR 2099 IN LONDON.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> YEAH.
SO IT'S REALLY GREAT >> Jimmy: YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT PLAYING A VIDEO GAME
YOU'RE, "WAIT A SECOND THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL. >> YEAH.
AND SHE BASICALLY BECOMES A LITTLE BIT OF A GOVERNMENT PAWN
AND SO IT'S TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW SHE CAN FIGURE OUT THE WORLD THAT SHE'S BEEN PLACED IN
WHICH HAS REAL-WORLD PROBLEMS IN THE SENSE THAT PEOPLE IN HER TIME IN 2032 ARE NOW TRYING TO
COME AND KILL HER AND HER FAMILY >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S
FANTASTIC. I LOVE THE IDEA. IT'S SO GOOD
AND YOU WERE TELLING ME THERE'S A LOT OF ACTION SEQUENCES IN THIS
AND YOU WERE SAYING, "YEAH" -- YOU TRIED TO LEARN JUDO, WAS IT
>> YEAH, JUDO. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU -- SINCE, WHAT, FROM "KICK-ASS"?
>> YEAH, SO I STARTED DOING MARTIAL ARTS WHEN I WAS 11 IN "KICK-ASS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I GOT TO TRAIN FOR -- [ SINGLE CHEER ]
YEAH, THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] I GOT TO TRAIN -- IT'S COOL.
MARTIAL ARTS IS TIGHT. [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YEAH. IT'S COOL. AND FOR THIS ONE, OUR WONDERFUL
STUNT COORDINATOR, TONY, HE'S A MASTER JUDO CHAMPION AND HE REALLY WANTED ME TO GET
INTO IT. AND I WAS SUPER DOWN BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN THROW 160,
180-POUND MEN JUST, LIKE, OVER MY SHOULDER AND JUST FLY THEM, WHICH SOUNDS SO FUN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH YOU CAN DO THAT. [ CHEERS ]
>> YES >> Jimmy: AND THANK GOODNESS WE'RE NOT DOING IT TO ME
BUT YOU BROUGHT VIDEO AS WELL. >> I DID OFFER I WAS LIKE, "I WILL DO IT TO
YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE DON'T HAVE TO DO IT
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU WANT TO DO IT?
>> NO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AM I GOING TO GET
HURT >> I DON'T THINK SO. YOU MIGHT GET HURT
>> Jimmy: I MIGHT GET HURT I MEAN, DO YOU WANT TO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHERE DO I LAND? WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO >> YOU CAN LAND ON THE COUCH
>> Jimmy: I CAN LAND ON THE COUCH? >> YEAH, WATCH THIS.
OKAY, COME HERE. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH SERIOUSLY, WE DID NOT REHEARSE
THIS >> NO, WE DID NOT REHEARSE THIS
OKAY, PUT YOUR ARM UP. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. I'M A FAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> PUT YOUR ARM UP >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
>> AND THEN I'M GOING TO GO UNDERNEATH YOU >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
>> AND YOU'RE GOING TO COME AROUND - >> Jimmy: YES.
>> AND THEN -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: I'M TOO OLD. I'M TOO OLD TO BE THROWN HERE'S A CLIP FROM
"THE PERIPHERAL. HERE'S CHLOE GRACE MORETZ. CHECK IT OUT
>> DON'T CARE TO LECTURE ME ABOUT PAIN >> WELL, I DON'T WANT TO
LECTURE YOU. I JUST WANT TO SNAP YOUR [ BLEEP ] NECK
>> DO YOU FEEL IT? DARKNESS IS CLOSING IN LET IT BE PREPARATION FOR WHEN
I KILL YOU AND IT'S REAL
WORLD NOW. SO NEXT TIME I'LL BE COMING FOR
YOU INSTEAD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHLOE GRACE MORETZ, EVERYBODY. NEW EPISODES OF "THE
PERIPHERAL" ARE AVAILABLE FRIDAYS ON PRIME VIDEO WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "DO I LOVE
YOU (INDEED I DO)" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE," ONCE AGAIN,
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR *
>> COME ON * * HERE I AM ON BENDED KNEES
I LAY MY HEART DOWN AT YOUR FEE DO I LOVE YOU *
* ALL YOU HAV TO DO IS ASK I'LL GIVE UNTI
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT * * DO I LOVE YOU AS LONG AS THERE
IS LIFE IN M YOUR HAPPINESS * * IS GUARANTEED
I'LL FILL YOUR HEART WIT ECSTASY DARLIN DO I LOVE YOU *
* DO I LOVE YOU DO I LOVE YO INDEED I D
OH DARLING * * INDEED I DO THE VERY THING THA
I WANT MOS IS JUST TO HAVE AND * * HOLD YOU CLOS
DO I LOVE YO FROM MORNING UNTIL LATE AT NIGHT *
* YOU FILL MY HEART WITH PURE DELIGH DO I LOVE YO
WHENEVER I LAY ME * * DOWN TO SLEEP I PRAY THE LOR
YOUR SOUL TO KEE AND BRING IT ON HOME * * SAFE TO ME DARLIN
DO I LOVE YO COME ON DARLIN DO I LOVE YOU *
* DO DO I LOVE YO INDEED I D
OH DARLING * * INDEED I DO COME O
KICK THAT THING * * *
* WHENEVER I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEE I PRAY THE LOR
YOUR SOUL TO KEEP * * AND BRING IT HOME SAFE TO ME DARLING
DO I LOVE YO DO I LOVE YOU * * OH DARLIN
DO I LOVE YO INDEED I D SWEET DARLING *
* INDEED I DO COME ON BABY INDEED I D
COME ON SUGAR * * INDEED I DO OOH OO
OOH OOH * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT.
COME ON, BUDDY BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE" IS OUT NOW
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY YES! THAT WAS GREAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
CHLOE GRACE MORETZ, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, ONCE AGAIN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. BYE-BYE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE