1 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:10,810 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:18,351 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:21,187 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, 4 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:29,596 CHLOE GRACE MORETZ AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 5 00:00:29,596 --> 00:00:38,338 >> Questlove: OOH! >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:57,924 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 7 00:00:57,924 --> 00:01:04,798 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH THANK YOU! 8 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:09,736 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME! THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 9 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,572 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YEAH, ENJOY YOURSELF 10 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:16,509 WELCOME. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME 11 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:19,346 I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. ONE OF THE BIGGEST MUSIC LEGENDS OF ALL TIME, 12 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:29,389 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS MY GUEST! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 13 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:35,962 >> Jimmy: "BRUCE!" THAT'S HOW YOU SAY HELLO IN NEW JERSEY 14 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:38,798 >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S A BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN 15 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:43,103 "TONIGHT SHOW" TAKEOVER. THAT IS RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,773 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, ALL BRUCE. 17 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:53,546 OR AS BRUCE PUTS IT, "ONE, TWO, THREE SHOWS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 18 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:56,182 YEAH, BRUCE WILL BE HERE PERFORMING FOR THREE STRAIGHT NIGHTS 19 00:01:56,182 --> 00:02:00,220 SO, BASICALLY A NORMAL LENGTH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN CONCERT. [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:02,622 WELL, THIS IS FUN -- OVER THE WEEKEND, THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS 21 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:11,164 TREE ARRIVED IN NEW YORK CITY. THIS IS REALCAN WEWE S SEE IT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 22 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:15,335 >> Steve: WHAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY NEVER LOOK AS 23 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,070 GOOD AS THEY DO IN THEIR DATING PROFILE. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 24 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:21,875 [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE TRYING TO TURN THE TREE SO THE GIANT GAP 25 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:24,611 FACES THE WALL [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 26 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:26,946 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS ON SATURDAY, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP'S YOUNGEST DAUGHTER, 27 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:30,517 TIFFANY, GOT MARRIED AT MAR-A-LAGO YEAH, THE CUTEST PART OF THE 28 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:33,586 WEDDING WAS WHEN ERIC TRUMP CARRIED THE RING DOWN THE AISLE ON A TINY PILLOW 29 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:37,290 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THERE WAS A SPECIAL MOMENT WHEN TRUMP WAS LIKE, "WELL, IF 30 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:41,561 I'M GIVING KIDS AWAY, WILL SOMEONE TAKE DON JR.?" [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:44,230 'COURSE, EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE RECEPTION WHEN TIFFANY THREW THE BOUQUET AND 32 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:48,101 MELANIA ELBOWED SIX OTHER WOMEN TO CATCH IT. AND YOU GO, "WAIT A MINUTE 33 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:52,105 NO." [ LAUGHTER ] THE ONLY ISSUE AT THE WEDDING, 34 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:55,208 THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A A TON OF SEATS, BUT SOMEHOW TRUMP LOST THEM ALL. 35 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:59,713 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 36 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:04,284 [ RIM SHOT ] * [ APPLAUSE ] 37 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:06,920 >> Jimmy: YEP. TIFFANY TRUMP GOT MARRIED AT MAR-A-LAGO, AND I DON'T KNOW 38 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,456 HOW THIS HAPPENED, BUT WE GOT OUR HANDS ON A RECORDING OF TRUMP'S FATHER OF THE BRIDE 39 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:13,126 SPEECH >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LISTEN TO THIS 40 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:19,366 MY TOAST IRAN'S SECRET NUCLEAR REACTOR IS LOCATED BENEATH THE MOUNTAIN 41 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,901 RANGE SOUTH OF TEHR -- [ LAUGHTER ] I'M SORRY. 42 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:25,071 WRONG DOCUMENT [ LAUGHTER ] TIFFANY. 43 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:28,108 SWEET TIFF T-BONE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 44 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:32,178 IT FEELS JUST YESTERDAY THAT YOU WERE IN DIAPERS. AND THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE 45 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:36,082 IT'S THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU [ LAUGHTER ] I'M SO PROUD OF YOU TODAY. 46 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:39,586 TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU YOU'RE MARRYING SOMEONE SO SMART AND HANDSOME 47 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:42,322 HE'S JUST LIKE ME. [ LAUGHTER ] AND NOT AT ALL LIKE 48 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:44,290 RON DeSANCTIMONIOUS, WHO I COULD CRUSH VERY EASILY IF I WANTED TO. 49 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:48,661 I MADE HIM, I CAN DESTROY HIM. WHERE WAS I? OH, RIGHT. 50 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:53,366 LOVE IS FOREVER. WAKANDA IS FOREVER [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:57,303 MARRIAGE IS FOR HOWEVER LONG YOU WANT IT TO BE. [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:03:57,303 --> 00:04:01,341 NOW, LET'S RAISE A GLASS OF DIET COKE TO THE HAPPY COUPLE. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT WAS SO 53 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:06,379 SWEET. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO NICE. 54 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:10,216 SWITCHING GEARS, PRESIDENT BIDEN JUST ARRIVED IN BALI FOR THE G20 SUMMIT. 55 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:15,055 AND WHEN HE LANDED, HE RECEIVED AN EXTRA SPECIAL GREETING. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 56 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:27,467 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T TELL WHETHER BIDEN'S HAPPY, CONFUSED, OR BOTH 57 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:35,575 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:38,178 MEANWHILE, TODAY IN BALI, BIDEN HELD HIS FIRST IN-PERSON MEETING WITH CHINESE 59 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:43,216 PRESIDENT XI SINCE TAKING OFFICE, AND IT LASTED THREE HOURS. 60 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:46,152 FOR BOTH MEN, THE HARDEST PART WAS PRETENDING THAT THEY DIDN'T HACK THE OTHER PERSON'S EMAILS 61 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:50,857 TO SEE WHAT THEY'D SAY YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 62 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:52,592 THAT'S RIGHT, BIDEN AND XI MET IN PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE BIDEN TOOK OFFICE. 63 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:56,296 AND THEIR FIRST HANDSHAKE WAS CAPTURED IN A VIDEO. CHECK THIS OUT 64 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:11,411 * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AMAZING MOMENT 65 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:14,147 THAT'S -- WOW. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I THINK IT WENT WELL 66 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,783 SOME MORE BIG POLITICAL NEWS - OVER THE WEEKEND, DEMOCRATS LEARNED THAT THEY'D WON CONTROL 67 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:21,154 OF THE SENATE. YEP. FOR BREAKING NEWS -- 68 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:26,292 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FOR THE BREAKING NEWS ALERT, MSNBC PLAYED - 69 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:32,499 [ AIRHORNS ] WHILE FOX NEWS PLAYED -- [ SAD TROMBONE ] 70 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:35,201 YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DEMOCRATS ARE GIVING CREDIT TO 71 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:38,638 GEN Z, WHO REALLY SHOWED UP TO VOTE REPUBLICANS WERE LIKE, HOW DID 72 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:41,274 GEN Z VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS ALL WE WERE TRYING TO DO IS STOP STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS. 73 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:44,744 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS, I SAW THAT MARK KELLY DEFEATED 74 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:49,249 BLAKE MASTERS IN ARIZONA BUT -- >> I DID -- I DID WHAT 75 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:53,286 >> Jimmy: WHAT >> DID YOU SAY MY NAME >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, MARK. 76 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,922 I WAS TALKING ABOUT MARK KELLY, THE SENATOR, NOT MARK KELLEY FROM THE ROOTS 77 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:59,826 YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME >> OH, MY BAD. THIS HAPPENS A LOT 78 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:03,563 PEOPLE GET US MIXED UP CONSTANTLY [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:05,865 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN IN A 80 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,568 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN IN A A NEW SEGMENT CALLED "MARK KELLY OR MARK KELLEY?" 81 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:10,437 OR MARK KELLEY 82 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:14,374 OH YEAH * [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS WROTE AN 83 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,076 INTRO SONG FOR THIS? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT 84 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:20,513 THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MARK KELLY AND ME, MARK KELLEY FIRST UP, MARK KELLY IS AN 85 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:25,652 ASTRONAUT. MEANWHILE, MARK KELLEY IS A SICK-ASS BASSIST 86 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:31,491 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU MAKE ALL -- WHEN DID YOU MAKE ALL 87 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:35,362 THESE GRAPHICS >> UP NEXT MARK KELLY HAS A TWIN BROTHER. 88 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:40,600 MEANWHILE, MARK KELLEY IS A SICK-ASS BASSIST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 89 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:44,337 >> Jimmy: PLEASE STOP SAYING "SICK-ASS. >> JIMMY, STOP INTERRUPTING ME 90 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:48,375 IT'S VERY RUDE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU INTERRUPTED ME 91 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:51,077 >> IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE EVERYONE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS COOL, BALD ASTRONAUT 92 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:55,915 SENATOR WITH MY NAME, AND I'M TIRED OF IT. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE COOL 93 00:06:55,915 --> 00:07:00,020 MARK KELLEY, AND, NOW, THIS DUDE COMES ALONG AND STEALS MY THUNDER. 94 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:03,790 I'M HURT, AND I'M SCARED [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D 95 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:08,061 LET ME HAVE THIS ONE TINY THING, OKAY? >> Jimmy: JEEZ, I'M SORRY, 96 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,796 MARK I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SO UPSET ABOUT IT 97 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,532 GO AHEAD >> THANK YOU UP NEXT -- 98 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:15,502 MARK KELLY LIVES IN ARIZONA. WHILE MARK KELLEY IS A SICK-ASS BASSIST. 99 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:18,104 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 100 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,306 YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP SAYING THAT >> YOU KNOW WHAT 101 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:21,941 >> Jimmy: WHAT >> I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS 102 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:29,816 I'M OUT OF HERE. WHO'S WITH ME? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 103 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:39,759 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHO'S WITH HIM WHO'S WITH HIM 104 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,294 THE REAL MARK KELLEY, EVERYBODY. HE'LL COME BACK. 105 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:48,702 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "WHO'S WITH ME?" THIS IS GOING VIRAL -- 106 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,637 ON FRIDAY NIGHT, DURING A LIVE COLLEGE BASKETBALL GAME, THE CAMERA CAUGHT A FAN WHO LOOKED 107 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:55,575 LIKE HE WAS SHOWING OFF HIS COSTCO MEMBERSHIP CARD CHECK THIS OUT 108 00:07:57,544 --> 00:08:04,884 GOT THE FOOT STEPPED ON, BILL COVINGTON - [ LAUGHTER ] 109 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:07,420 >> Jimmy: HE WAS LIKE -- HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO BRAG 110 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,255 BUT I CAN BUY 64 ROLLS OF PAPER TOWELS AT ONCE, ANY TIME I WANT." 111 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:13,626 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I LIKE HOW SHE TURNS IT OVER, RIGHT? 112 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:17,897 SHE'S LIKE, "MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING IMPRESSIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE." 113 00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:20,867 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS, A MAN IN THE U.K. THOUGHT HE WAS LOSING HIS 114 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,669 HEARING, AND THEN DISCOVERED THAT PART OF AN EAR BUD HAD BEEN STUCK IN HIS EAR FOR FIVE 115 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:27,874 YEARS. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] AFTER DOCTORS REMOVED IT, HE 116 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:31,044 WAS LIKE, "THANKS. I'VE HAD THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD SINCE 2017. 117 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:35,882 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IN ARIZONA, TWO TEACHERS WHO ARE HUSBAND AND 118 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:40,954 WIFE WERE FIRED AFTER STUDENTS FOUND THEIR ONLYFANS ACCOUNT THEY WOULD'VE BEEN SENT TO 119 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:45,892 DETENTION, BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY HOW ONE OF THE VIDEOS STARTED. [ LAUGHTER ] 120 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,861 WHEN ASKED TO COMMENT, THEY WERE LIKE, "YOU KNOW, IF YOU PAID TEACHERS, WE WOULDN'T HAVE 121 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,963 TO DO THIS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, 122 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:52,232 EVERYBODY. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYBODY. 123 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:55,168 IT'S BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN TAKEOVER WEEK GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 124 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:59,639 WEEK GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 125 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:08,615 * * 126 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:12,252 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ROOTS THANK YOU, EVERYBODY HEY, I JUST WANTED TO WISH A 127 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:15,188 A SPEEDY RECOVERY AND SAY OUR THOUGHTS ARE WITH OUR GOOD PAL, JAY LENO, WHO IS RECOVERING 128 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:22,395 FROM BURNS HE GOT OVER THE WEEKEND, SOME SERIOUS BURNS. HE'S IN GOOD SPIRITS 129 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,698 I HEARD FROM HIM TODAY HE'S GONNA GET THROUGH THIS. JAY, YOU'RE FAMILY 130 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:29,269 WE LOVE YOU. GET BETTER SOON, BUDDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 131 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:32,439 WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE IS A MUSIC LEGEND AND ONE OF 132 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:35,942 THE GREATEST SINGERS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- SONG WRITERS, AND PERFORMERS 133 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:42,615 OF ALL TIME. HIS LATEST ALBUM, "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE," IS OUT NOW. 134 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:45,452 THE ONE, THE ONLY, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 135 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:50,223 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Audience: BRUCE >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE TALKING TO 136 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:54,661 BRUCE -- WE'LL BE TALKING TO BRUCE, AND THEN HE'S PERFORMING FOR US LATER IN THE SHOW 137 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:57,831 THEN HE'LL BE BACK TO PERFORM FOR US TOMORROW NIGHT. AND THEN BACK TO PERFORM FOR US 138 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:01,001 ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 139 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,302 >> Jimmy: IT'S A BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN TAKEOVER WEEK 140 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:08,842 "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!" PLUS, SHE STARS IN THE NEW SERIES, "THE PERIPHERAL," WITH 141 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:15,181 NEW EPISODES AVAILABLE EVERY FRIDAY ON PRIME VIDEO. CHLOE GRACE MORETZ IS HERE 142 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:20,320 TONIGHT. >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 143 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,589 >> Jimmy: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS TIME FOR "SCREEN GRABS." HERE WE GO 144 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,993 * MAKES ME WANN SCREEN GRAB * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 145 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,862 >> Jimmy: THESE ARE SOME WEIRD, FUNNY THINGS THAT YOU GUYS FOUND ON THE INTERNET, OR TOOK 146 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:34,334 A PICTURE OF IN REAL LIFE AND THEN SENT IT IN TO US. THIS FIRST SCREEN GRAB WAS SENT 147 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:38,271 IN BY NATHAN WAGGONER IN ALBANIA. HE WAS SHOPPING FOR SOME LEGOS 148 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:44,477 ONLINE AND SPOTTED THIS. IT'S A 9,000 PIECE LEGO SET OF THE ROMAN COLISEUM, RIGHT? 149 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:48,415 AND DOWN HERE IT SAYS, "AGES 18 MONTHS AND UP." [ LAUGHTER ] 150 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:51,818 OH, REALLY YEAH, BABIES LOVE THE COLISEUM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 151 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:56,322 WHAT BABY IS PUTTING TOGETHER A 9,000 PIECE LEGO SET THIS NEXT ONE WAS SENT IN MY 152 00:10:56,322 --> 00:11:01,528 BRITTANY STANLEY IN ALSTEAD, NEW HAMPSHIRE. SHE WAS BROWSING FACEBOOK 153 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:05,165 MARKETPLACE AND FOUND THIS CHAIR FOR SALE LOOK AT THIS 154 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,767 IT LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY NICE CHAIR. LET'S SEE WHAT IT SAYS UP HERE 155 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,136 "THIS CHAIR IS OVER 200 YEARS OLD, WAS USED TO PROP PEOPLE UP THAT HAD PASSED AWAY FOR 156 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:16,176 PHOTOS." [ AUDIENCE OHS ] "VERY STURDY." 157 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,378 >> Steve: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT 158 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,246 ALL THE DETAILS OF - IT'S A CHAIR >> Steve: YEAH 159 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:22,982 200-YEAR-OLD CHAIR >> Jimmy: THAT - >> Steve: BUNCH OF DEAD PEOPLE 160 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:24,718 >> Jimmy: "200-YEAR-OLD CHAIR, VERY STURDY. YEAH, USED TO -- 161 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:29,089 >> Steve: WHAT WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT? >> Jimmy: I SEAT DEAD PEOPLE 162 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:32,359 >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] OH 163 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,893 >> Jimmy: IT JUST -- IT JUST COMES. YOU CAN'T TURN IT OFF. 164 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:36,429 >> Steve: IT JUST COMES. YEAH >> Jimmy: CAN'T TURN IT OFF. 165 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,531 >> Steve: IT'S LIKE MAGIC. >> Jimmy: NEXT ONE WAS A SCREEN GRAB SENT IN BY BETH PEW-NICKY 166 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,833 IN MANHATTAN, ILLINOIS SHE SPOTTED THIS HEADLINE ON HER PHONE. 167 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:46,473 "ASTEROID THE SIZE OF 350 GIRAFFES TO FLY PAST EARTH THIS WEEK. 168 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,208 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] VERY INTERESTING UNIT OF MEASURE. 169 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,945 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 350 GIRAFFES "HOW BIG'S YOUR HOUSE? 170 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:55,382 "OH, IT'S ABOUT FOUR GIRAFFES. [ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S ABOUT 300 BUNNY RABBITS 171 00:11:55,382 --> 00:12:00,053 WIDE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "YOU OKAY, BUDDY?" 172 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,422 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: "WE'RE GOOD. 173 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,424 IT MIGHT HIT THE EARTH >> Jimmy: THOSE GUMMIES -- THOSE GUMMIES KICKING IN RIGHT 174 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,526 NOW? WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS NEXT SCREEN GRAB WAS SENT 175 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:09,195 IN BY STEPHANIE KELSEY IN MARIN COUNTY, CALIFORNIA >> Steve: YEAH 176 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,765 >> Jimmy: HEY! SHOUT OUT TO MARIN COUNTY. SHE WAS TRYING TO FIND A SHOW 177 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:17,504 FOR HER KIDS TO WATCH, AND SHE FOUND THIS RIGHT HERE. THIS IS CALLED "CAILLOU. 178 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,806 DOWN HERE IT SAYS THIS EPISODE IS, "THE SEARCH FOR THE KILLER OF A POPULAR POSTMAN TURNS 179 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:25,178 URGENT WHEN ADDITIONAL BODIES ARE DISCOVERED." [ LAUGHTER ] 180 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:29,215 MY KIDS LOVE THIS SHOW >> Steve: YEAH, LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: MY KIDS -- 181 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,618 >> Steve: LOVE "CAILLOU. >> Jimmy: THEY SIT AROUND, THEY PUT THE LEGO -- 9,000 PIECE 182 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,486 LEGOS -- >> Steve: LEGO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 183 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,922 >> Jimmy: PUT IT IN THEIR -- >> Steve: THEN SIT DEAD BODIES IN THE CHAIR THAT CAILLOU 184 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,090 FOUND. >> Jimmy: THEY WATCH CAILLOU FIGURE IT OUT. 185 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,126 LET CAILLOU FIGURE IT OUT. NO SPOILERS. >> Steve: NO 186 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,429 >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT SCREEN GRAB WAS SENT IN BY WADE SHECKLA IN MARINA, CALIFORNIA 187 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,397 HE WAS ON A ROAD TRIP WITH HIS FAMILY IN SOUTH DAKOTA, AND HE WAS LOOKING FOR SOME FUN LOCAL 188 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:49,536 ATTRACTIONS. FOUND THIS -- "WADE'S GOLD MILL." 189 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:54,107 30 PEOPLE GAVE IT 4.8 STARS. IT'S GOT GOOD RATINGS. LET'S SEE WHEN IT'S OPEN 190 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,643 OH, IT'S CLOSED MONDAY THROUGH SATURDAY IT'S OPEN -- 191 00:12:56,643 --> 00:13:00,914 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE -- SUNDAY 12:00 TO 12:01 A.M SO, HEY. 192 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,316 >> Steve: HEY, IT'S WADE >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A MINUTE, CHECK THIS PLACE OUT 193 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:06,486 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "IT'LL JUST TAKE ABOUT A MINUTE." 194 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:10,056 >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT SCREEN GRAB WAS SENT IN BY JUSTIN BAKER IN SHIPPENSBURG, PENNSYLVANIA 195 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:14,694 HE SPOTTED A USED TV FOR SALE THAT SOMEONE POSTED ONLINE LOOK AT THIS 196 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:18,298 IT SAYS, "43 INCH LG TV. HAS SLIGHT BLUE TINT, STILL WORKS. 197 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:23,536 CAN WE SEE THE - "SLIGHT BLUE TINT" [ LAUGHTER ] 198 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,739 [ RIM SHOT ] "SLIGHT" >> Steve: "SLIGHT. 199 00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:27,474 >> Jimmy: "YOU'RE WATCHING THE 'AVATAR' NETWORK." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 200 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,775 YEAH, THAT IS NOT SLIGHT >> Steve: NEXT UP, "THE SMURFS." 201 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:31,945 >> Jimmy: COMPLETELY BLUE. >> Jimmy: WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST ONE 202 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:36,449 THIS IS FROM CHRISTY RUSSELL IN CHILLICOTHE, OHIO. SHE WAS WATCHING "FIDDLER ON 203 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,953 THE ROOF." SHE SPOTTED A CHARACTER IN IT THAT SHE SAID LOOKED LIKE ME 204 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:47,694 AND I DON'T KNOW IF I SEE THIS [ LAUGHTER ] DOES THAT LOOK LIKE ME 205 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:55,135 LET ME -- LET ME TRY SOMETHING LET ME TRY SOMETHING * 206 00:13:55,135 --> 00:14:00,707 [ WOLF WHISTLE ] THANK YOU. * 207 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:17,223 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOT BAD. 208 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,826 I KIND OF SEE IT NOW THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "SCREEN GRABS. 209 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,594 IF YOU HAVE A FUNNY SCREEN GRAB - [ LAUGHTER ] 210 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,631 EMAIL IT TO US AT SCREENGRABS@TONIGHTSHOW.COM. WE MIGHT PUT IT ON THE SHOW. 211 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:27,600 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, EVERYBODY 212 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:38,978 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: HOW IS THE 213 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,947 GRANDCHILD YOU'RE A GRANDPA >> THE ONLY THING I KNOW IS 214 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:44,984 PATTI IS NOT GOING TO BE CALLED GRANDMA. WHAT IS SHE HOPING FOR 215 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:48,254 >> ANYTHING, BUT NOT GRANDMA AND I'M GOING FOR ANYTHING EXCEPT THE BOSS, YOU KNOW? 216 00:14:48,254 --> 00:15:07,807 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A ROCK ICON AND ONE OF THE MOST 217 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:12,946 LEGENDARY LIVE PERFORMERS OF ALL TIME HE IS A 20-TIME GRAMMY WINNER. 218 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:17,217 HE IS THE ONLY ARTIST TO HAVE A TOP FIVE ALBUM IN EACH OF THE PAST SIX DECADES 219 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:20,587 HIS NEW -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 220 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:24,524 HIS NEW ALBUM, "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE," IS OUT NOW PLEASE WELCOME 221 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:33,133 SURVIVE," IS OUT NOW PLEASE WELCOME BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN! 222 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:36,536 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 223 00:15:36,536 --> 00:16:03,396 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 224 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,036 WELCOME BACK 225 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:14,708 DO YOU GET STANDING OVATIONS WHEREVER YOU GO? IS THIS THE WAY IT JUST WORKS? 226 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:19,612 >> EVERY MORNING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GO TO STARBUCKS, 227 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,682 PEOPLE ARE LIKE -- >> EVERY MORNING >> Jimmy: YOU'RE HERE FOR BRUCE 228 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,318 TAKEOVER THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE 229 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,488 NOT TONIGHT BUT TOMORROW NIGHT, WEDNESDAY NIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 230 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,591 "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE," AND YOU'RE COMING BACK FOR US FOR THANKSGIVING FOR ANOTHER 231 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,694 PERFORMANCE. I APPRECIATE THIS, BUDDY >> MY PLEASURE 232 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:39,065 >> Jimmy: HOW IS THE FAMILY? HOW IS THE GRANDCHILD? YOU'RE A GRANDPA 233 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:42,235 >> ALL RIGHT GRANDCHILD IS NO LONGER AN INFANT 234 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,972 IT IS NOW A BABY [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE AMAZING THING IS IT 235 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:50,677 ONLY TAKES ABOUT FOUR MONTHS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEY COME HOME. 236 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:54,614 THEY'RE LIKE A LITTLE LOAF OF BREAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 237 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:58,618 EXCEPT THEY DON'T SAY AS MUCH. THE ONLY THING I KNOW IS PATTI IS NOT GOING TO BE CALLED 238 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:03,223 GRANDMA. >> Jimmy: WAIT, THIS IS NOT GRANDMA'S CHOICE, THOUGH 239 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,625 YOU KNOW THIS. >> THE CHILD DOESN'T SPEAK YET, SO WE DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S 240 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:09,262 GOING TO CALL US >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. WHAT IS SHE HOPING FOR 241 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:12,866 WHAT IS SHE HOPING FOR, LIKE, GIGI OR SOMETHING? >> ANYTHING, BUT NOT GRANDMA 242 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:17,237 AND I'M GOING FOR ANYTHING EXCEPT THE BOSS, YOU KNOW? [ LAUGHTER ] 243 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:21,074 >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. YOU MADE A GIANT ANNOUNCEMENT RECENTLY, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND 244 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:26,046 THE E STREET BAND WILL BE TOURING THE U.S. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SIX YEARS. 245 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:30,684 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * KICKS OFF FEBRUARY 1st IN 246 00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:37,791 TAMPA. IS THE SET LIST WRITTEN? >> ACTUALLY, IT IS 247 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,293 >> Jimmy: IT IS? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW. 248 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,362 THE SET LIST IS WRITTEN. >> WELL, THE SET LIST THAT I WRITE RIGHT NOW IS THE ONE 249 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:45,198 WE'RE GOING TO DO ON THE FIRST DAY OF REHEARSAL >> Jimmy: YEAH 250 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,934 AND THEN IT CHANGES? >> IT CHANGES THE SECOND DAY OF REHEARSAL. 251 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:50,337 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE SECOND DAY, EXACTLY. 252 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:55,608 I HAVE THE FIRST RECORDED SET LIST - >> REALLY? 253 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,910 >> Jimmy: -- THAT YOU DID, YEAH THIS IS FROM THE OFF BROAD 254 00:17:56,910 --> 00:18:01,381 STREET COFFEE HOUSE, IN RED BANK, NEW JERSEY 1968 255 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:06,186 SEPTEMBER 28th, 1968 THESE ARE NINE SONGS >> REALLY. 256 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,555 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> "THE EARTH IS BROKEN. I WAS AHEAD OF MY TIME ON THAT 257 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:12,859 ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE 258 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:16,463 YOU WERE, ABSOLUTELY >> IT'S A GOOD TITLE "THE EARTH IS BROKEN." 259 00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,798 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD. I HAVE A SET LIST FROM 260 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:25,038 JULY 31st FROM HELSINKI, FINLAND, WHICH IS THE LONGEST SHOW YOU'VE EVER PLAYED. 261 00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:27,173 I THINK IT WAS I THINK IT WAS FOUR AND A HALF HOURS, OR FIVE HOURS 262 00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:36,816 LOOK AT THIS SET LIST. [ CHEERS ] [ APPLAUSE ] 263 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,652 >> THE ONLY PROBLEM IS WE LEFT "THE EARTH IS BROKEN" OUT OF IT 264 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:43,490 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE CROWD WANTED "THE EARTH IS BROKEN. 265 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:47,727 >> AND WE COULD HAVE DONE 29 LESS SONGS. >> Jimmy: NO 266 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:51,564 DO YOU EVER -- I KNOW YOU'RE FANTASTIC. YOU'RE THE BEST PERFORMER I'VE 267 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,634 EVER SEEN. I MEAN, WHEN YOU GET ON STAGE, YOU REALLY ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 268 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:59,205 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT THAT BECAME YOUR THING, TO DO A LONG SHOW 269 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,141 ARE YOU HAPPY THAT THAT BECAME YOUR THING, OR ARE YOU LIKE, MAN, I WISH I WAS THE GUY THAT 270 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:07,514 PLAYED ONE SONG AND LEFT >> YOUR GREAT -- THE GREAT, GREAT ACTS USED TO PLAY 271 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:12,118 20 MINUTES NOW THEY PLAYED 20 MINUTES, FIVE SHOWS A DAY 272 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:16,389 BUT THEY USED TO COME OUT AT THE PARAMOUNT OR SOMEWHERE AND THEY PLAYED 20 MINUTES, YOU 273 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,258 KNOW AND YOU CAN GET WHAT SOMEONE HAS TO DELIVER IN A SHORT 274 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:26,433 PERIOD OF TIME BUT WE CAME UP PLAYING IN BARS WHERE YOU PLAYED FIVE HOURS 275 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:32,872 A NIGHT. YOU PLAYED 50 MINUTES ON AND 10 MINUTES OFF FOR FIVE SETS 276 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,942 SO, WE WERE USED TO PLAYING A LONG TIME, YOU KNOW. AND THEN WHEN WE GOT OUT THERE, 277 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:39,112 THE MINUTE WE HAD LIKE TWO OR THREE ALBUMS OUT, PEOPLE WERE COMING AND THEY WANTED TO HEAR 278 00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:44,918 THEIR FAVORITES. AND THEN WE HAD THINGS THAT WE WANTED TO PLAY 279 00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:46,786 AND SO, WE STARTED OUT WITH PLAYING FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF, TAKING AN INTERMISSION, AND 280 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:50,590 THEN PLAYING FOR ANOTHER HOUR OR SO. AND THEN THAT TURNED INTO JUST 281 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:57,597 ONE LONG THING THAT WE DO NOW. AND I'M STUCK AT ABOUT THREE HOURS, THAT SORT OF THING. 282 00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:03,937 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. YOU LOVE IT. 283 00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:09,943 YOU LOVE DOING THREE HOURS >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 284 00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:14,848 IT'S THE FOUR HOURS IN HELSINKI, THAT WAS A LOT >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO 285 00:20:14,848 --> 00:20:17,050 HIGH-ENERGY. >> THREE HOURS GOES BY PRETTY QUICK ACTUALLY 286 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,552 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE," BY THE WAY. 287 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:23,923 THIS IS A GREAT RECORD RIGHT HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 288 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:29,729 >> Audience: BRUCE >> Jimmy: "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE. 289 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:34,868 AND IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT I WANT YOU AND I WANT A CAR. THAT'S FANTASTIC 290 00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:39,205 THAT'S WHAT I WANT AND I WANT GOOD MUSIC. AND I WANT SOUL AND I WANT R&B, 291 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:44,577 AND I WANT THE LOVE AND I WANT THE SWEAT FROM A BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SHOW AND 292 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,647 PERFORMANCE TO COME THROUGH ON A RECORD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 293 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:50,617 AND THAT'S WHAT COMES THROUGH! YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING 294 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,153 COME ON! I FEEL IT! THAT COMES THROUGH THE VINYL 295 00:20:53,153 --> 00:21:01,327 WHEN I LISTENED TO IT. >> I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT. I'M EXCITED. 296 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,496 >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU'VE GOT SOME JAMS ON HERE WHAT MADE YOU LAND ON THIS TYPE 297 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,131 OF RECORD? >> WELL, THIS -- I MADE ANOTHER RECORD THAT WAS -- WASN'T AS 298 00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:12,972 SOUL-BASED, AND I THREW IT OUT BECAUSE IT WAS OKAY. I SPENT QUITE A BIT OF TIME ON 299 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:17,811 IT, BUT I'VE DONE THAT IN THE PAST AND I LET THINGS GO AND I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A 300 00:21:17,811 --> 00:21:23,316 A RECORD THAT WAS CENTERED AROUND SINGING SO, I FINALLY CAME AROUND TO 301 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:26,286 THE REALIZATION THAT THE GREATEST VOCAL MUSIC IS, OF COURSE, GOSPEL MUSIC AND THEN 302 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:35,628 SOUL MUSIC, YOU KNOW [ APPLAUSE ] THIS IS -- 303 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:40,533 I MEAN, FOR PURE -- FOR PURE SINGING, THERE IS REALLY NO GREATER MUSIC THAN GOSPEL 304 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,635 MUSIC. IT'S JUST SOME OF -- YOU KNOW, I MEAN, ALL OUR GREAT R&B 305 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:48,742 SINGERS, SAM MOORE, SAM COOKE, THESE GUYS ALL CAME THROUGH THE CHURCH, YOU KNOW 306 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:54,681 FROM THE SOUL STIRRERS, SAM COOKE. SO, I REALIZED THAT, OH, THE 307 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:58,318 GREAT SINGERS HAVE SUNG SOUL MUSIC, YOU KNOW? AND ALL MY HEROES WHO I COVER 308 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:04,724 ON THIS RECORD, NOT AS GOOD, BUT I GIVE IT A SHOT JERRY BUTLER, DAVID RUFFIN, 309 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:09,896 LEVI STUBBS, WILLIAM BELL, ALL OF THESE GUYS, INCREDIBLE SINGERS AND SOME GREAT 310 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:15,869 SONGWRITERS. >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THE FIRST SONG THAT GOT YOU TO MAKE THIS 311 00:22:15,869 --> 00:22:18,605 ALBUM? >> "DO I LOVE YOU," WHICH IS A A SONG BY A GUY NAMED 312 00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:24,077 FRANK WILSON FRANK WILSON WAS GENERALLY PART OF THE MOTOWN BACKLINE 313 00:22:24,077 --> 00:22:29,315 HE WAS LIKE A PRODUCER AND A A SONGWRITER BUT HE MADE THIS ONE SINGLE 314 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:39,592 THAT WAS A HUGE HIT IN THE NORTHERN SOUL SCENE IN ENGLAND AND OVER IN THE STATES, NOT 315 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:44,097 KNOWN AT ALL SO, I CAME ACROSS IT IN A NORTHERN SOUL COMPILATION. 316 00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:49,202 AND I SAID, "OH, MY GOD, THIS THING IS -- THIS IS A CLASSIC MOTOWN RECORD. 317 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:52,005 >> Jimmy: I ALWAYS THINK OF ONE OF THE INTERVIEWS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT, I THINK IT WAS 318 00:22:52,005 --> 00:22:53,740 ASBURY PARK, WHERE YOU WERE LIKE, "I DID A LITTLE BIT TOO DYLAN ON THAT ONE, YOU KNOW, 319 00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:59,579 WHEN I WAS WRITING THAT ONE. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: AND I WAS LIKE, I WAS 320 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:05,618 WONDERING IF DYLAN EVER DID A COVER OF ANY OF YOUR SONGS BECAUSE NOW AND THEN I'VE HEARD 321 00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:08,054 YOU PERFORM A COVER OF DYLAN'S SONGS. >> I DO. 322 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,957 >> Jimmy: AND THERE'S ACTUALLY WAS ONE THAT I FOUND THERE'S ONLY ONE 323 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:15,428 I COULD FIND DYLAN COVERED -- THIS IS FROM NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT, 1990. 324 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:18,064 IT'S THE ONLY KNOWN AUDIO OF BOB DYLAN COVERING A A BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SONG 325 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:22,836 HERE'S BOB DYLAN -- THIS IS REAL -- SINGING "DANCING IN THE DARK." 326 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:29,542 * CAN'T START A FIR CAN'T START A FIRE WITH JUST OUT A SPARK * 327 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:36,316 * THIS GUN'S FOR HIRE IF WE'RE JUS DANCING IN THE DARK * 328 00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:40,353 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, HOW DOES THAT - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 329 00:23:40,353 --> 00:23:44,858 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THAT HAVE YOU EVER -- NO? >> I HEARD ABOUT IT BUT 330 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:48,294 ACTUALLY I'VE NEVER HEARD IT AND I LOVE THAT. THAT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, 331 00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:53,266 YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I LOVE BOB SO MUCH. 332 00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:55,669 >> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- THERE'S A LOT OF MYTHS OUT THERE ABOUT 333 00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:59,706 YOU, AND I WANT TO DEBUNK THEM TONIGHT. MORE WITH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN 334 00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:08,248 WHEN WE COME BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 335 00:24:08,248 --> 00:24:10,316 >> PUT YOUR ARM UP >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND THEN I'M GOING TO GO 336 00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:12,185 UNDERNEATH YOU >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND YOU'RE GOING TO COME 337 00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:26,366 AROUND - >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND THEN -- 338 00:24:26,366 --> 00:24:30,203 >> Jimmy: WE ARE BACK WITH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. HIS ALBUM, "ONLY THE STRONG 339 00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:36,543 SURVIVE," IS OUT NOW BRUCE, YOUR CAREER SPANS OVER SIX DECADES, AND THERE'S A LOT 340 00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:40,146 OF INFORMATION ABOUT YOU OUT THERE ON THE INTERNET. AND SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW 341 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:44,751 WHAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE I WANTED TO RUN BY A FEW MYTHS AND GET IT SOLVED BY YOU - 342 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:47,153 >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: -- TO SEE WHAT THE MAN HIMSELF, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, 343 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:49,789 SAYS ABOUT THESE MYTHS >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY 344 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,524 FIRST ONE, DO YOU ACTUALLY SLEEP NEXT TO A GUITAR SO THAT, IN CASE YOU DREAM UP A SONG, 345 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:59,599 YOU CAN IMMEDIATELY WAKE UP AND RECORD IT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 346 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:04,537 >> I HAVE DONE THAT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. 347 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:07,907 >> THAT'S TRUE >> Jimmy: WOW. DO PEOPLE EVER ASK YOU FOR A 348 00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:12,412 A GUITAR, LIKE, TO GIVE THEM >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH 349 00:25:12,412 --> 00:25:14,714 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DO YOU EVER GIVE THEM? >> NO. 350 00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:18,618 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ASKING FOR A FRIEND. ASKING FOR A FRIEND. 351 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:22,856 >> ACTUALLY, SOMETIMES I DO. BUT NOT FOR A FRIEND >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I -- THIS 352 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:25,592 IS A TRUE STORY. I ASKED -- I HAD JUST MOVED INTO A NEW HOUSE WITH MY WIFE 353 00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:29,896 AND KIDS, AND WE DON'T HAVE A PIANO. SO I GO, "YOU KNOW, I BET YOU 354 00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:36,069 ELTON JOHN HAS GOT A BUNCH OF PIANOS SITTING AROUND STORAGE. I GO -- RIGHT? 355 00:25:36,069 --> 00:25:39,172 I GO - >> I GUARANTEE IT. >> Jimmy: RIGHT? 356 00:25:39,172 --> 00:25:41,474 SO I GO, "ELTON, I'M MOVING TO THIS HOUSE IF YOU WANT, I CAN BORROW IT 357 00:25:41,474 --> 00:25:44,978 I WILL ALWAYS GIVE IT BACK IT WILL BE YOUR PIANO. BUT AT LEAST I'LL GIVE IT SOME 358 00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:47,080 LOVE AND GET IT OUT OF THE STORAGE. >> OKAY. 359 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,550 >> Jimmy: HE SAID NO [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HE GOES, "BUT, YOU KNOW, 360 00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:52,852 THANKS." I GO -- "I DON'T GIVE OUT PIANOS." 361 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:55,088 BUT THEN I ASKED BILLY JOEL AS WELL AND HE SAID NO 362 00:25:55,088 --> 00:25:59,192 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT ANYWAYS, IF YOU KNOW ANY GOOD PIANOS, LET ME KNOW 363 00:25:59,192 --> 00:26:03,129 >> I WILL. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE'S ONE HERE. 364 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:04,764 ALFONSO RIBEIRO SAYS THAT HIS FAMOUS CARLTON DANCE WAS INSPIRED BY YOU AND 365 00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:09,669 COURTENEY COX IN THE "DANCING IN THE DARK" VIDEO I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOME VIDEO 366 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:15,342 PROOF AND LET'S SEE WHAT YOU THINK. >> ALL RIGHT 367 00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:32,325 * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> WELL, MY DANCING IS PRETTY 368 00:26:32,325 --> 00:26:40,734 EMBARRASSING [ LAUGHTER ] AND MY KIDS KILL ME ON IT. 369 00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:45,205 "DAD, YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS. >> Jimmy: NO WAY >> "YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS. 370 00:26:45,205 --> 00:26:49,242 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT LOOKS COOL! >> YOU KNOW? SO IT'S MY NEW JERSEY SHUFFLE, 371 00:26:49,242 --> 00:26:52,545 I GUESS. >> Jimmy: NO, THAT LOOKS - >> BUT THAT WAS ALL I KNEW 372 00:26:52,545 --> 00:26:56,249 BUT IT DEFINITELY DOES LOOK LIKE IT HAD SOME INFLUENCE ON - 373 00:26:56,249 --> 00:26:58,451 >> Jimmy: IT DOES. IT HAD SOME INFLUENCE THERE. YEAH 374 00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,253 >> MAJOR >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. IN 2023, YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON 375 00:27:00,253 --> 00:27:04,024 TOUR TAYLOR SWIFT IS ALSO GOING TO BE ON TOUR 376 00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:06,860 YOU'RE BOTH FRIENDS WITH JACK ANTONOFF. THERE'S A THEORY THAT MAYBE THE 377 00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:11,031 TWO OF YOU WILL POP INTO EACH OTHER'S SHOWS FROM TIME TO TIME 378 00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:17,570 >> WELL, I WILL BE, BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER IS GOING TO MAKE SURE [ LAUGHTER ] 379 00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:20,407 I WILL BE AT THE TAYLOR SWIFT SHOW >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 380 00:27:20,407 --> 00:27:25,545 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE. >> SO, I KNOW THAT 381 00:27:25,545 --> 00:27:28,281 AND SHE'S WELCOME ON E STREET ANY TIME [ APPLAUSE ] 382 00:27:28,281 --> 00:27:33,687 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THERE WAS A BIG TWITTER 383 00:27:33,687 --> 00:27:37,691 ARGUMENT LAST YEAR THAT I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO SETTLE IN THIS SONG "THUNDER ROAD," 384 00:27:37,691 --> 00:27:43,697 SOME PEOPLE SAID THE LYRIC IS, "A SCREEN DOOR SLAMS -- MARY'S DRESS SWAYS. 385 00:27:43,697 --> 00:27:48,268 OTHERS SAY THE LYRIC IS, "A SCREEN DOOR SLAMS -- MARY'S DRESS WAVES. 386 00:27:48,268 --> 00:27:53,206 WHICH ONE IS IT, A "WAVE" OR A A "SWAY" >> ALL RIGHT 387 00:27:53,206 --> 00:27:55,709 I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO ASK THIS QUESTION, SO I CAME PREPARED 388 00:27:55,709 --> 00:28:08,054 [ CHEERS ] THIS RECORD IS ALMOST 50-YEARS-OLD 389 00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:12,759 50 YEARS AGO, I WAS A SOCIOPATH. [ LAUGHTER ] 390 00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:19,666 SO - >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD TITLE FOR A SONG 391 00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:25,238 >> I WAS INSANE ABOUT EVERY SINGLE DETAIL THAT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH MUSIC, MY ALBUM, MY 392 00:28:25,238 --> 00:28:36,282 ALBUM COVER, MY LYRICS I WENT OVER EVERYTHING WITH A FINE-TOOTH COMB SO EVERYTHING 393 00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:41,521 WOULD BE PERFECT AND COMPLETELY ACCURATE >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 394 00:28:41,521 --> 00:28:46,092 >> THE LYRICS TO "THUNDER ROAD" ARE IN THIS ALBUM. >> Jimmy: WOW. 395 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:51,131 >> THE CORRECT LYRICS. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE IT WE'RE GOING TO FINALLY -- I'M 396 00:28:51,131 --> 00:29:01,408 NERVOUS. >> "THE SCREEN DOOR SLAMS. NOW, I HAVE BEEN SINGING - 397 00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:07,080 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD UNBELIEVABLE COME ON! 398 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:14,854 RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK, WE'LL FIND OUT -- SORRY. >> I'VE BEEN SINGING "SWAYS" 399 00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:25,799 FOR ALMOST 50 YEARS. "THE SCREEN DOOR SLAMS -- MARY'S DRESS WAVES." 400 00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:37,811 >> Jimmy: WHAT IT IS "WAVES"? >> THIS IS WRONG 401 00:29:37,811 --> 00:29:43,483 >> Jimmy: I'M MORE CONFUSED THAN I WAS BEFORE I ASKED. >> THIS IS WRONG 402 00:29:43,483 --> 00:29:48,054 I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS WRONG. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE HERE I 403 00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:53,560 THOUGHT WAS INTERESTING HERE IS IT TRUE THAT YOU ORIGINALLY WROTE "THUNDER ROAD" ON THE 404 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,931 PIANO? >> I WROTE ALMOST ALL OF "BORN TO RUN," THE ALBUM, ON THE 405 00:29:57,931 --> 00:30:01,735 PIANO, WHICH IS WHY THERE'S SO MANY PIANO INTROS AND "JUNGLELAND" HAS ALL THE HUGE 406 00:30:01,735 --> 00:30:10,810 PIANO SECTIONS I WROTE EVERYTHING ON THE PIANO. 407 00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:15,749 >> Jimmy: WELL, ACTUALLY ALWAYS HAVE A - [ APPLAUSE ] 408 00:30:15,749 --> 00:30:21,321 I RECEIVED THIS FROM -- ELTON JOHN SENT THIS IT WAS NOT 409 00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:25,258 BUT THIS IS A WORKING PIANO. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT TO -- >> LET ME SEE. 410 00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:33,667 ALL RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 411 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:38,705 >> Jimmy: CAN WE HEAR IT >> OH. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 412 00:30:38,705 --> 00:30:55,655 * [ CHEERS ] * THE SCREEN DOOR SWAVES * 413 00:30:55,655 --> 00:31:00,326 >> Jimmy: SLAMS. "THE SCREEN DOOR SLAMS." WE KNOW IT SLAMS 414 00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:05,365 [ LAUGHTER ] BRUCE, YOU'RE DOING A SONG FOR US TONIGHT FROM "ONLY THE 415 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:09,102 STRONG SURVIVE." IT'S AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 416 00:31:09,102 --> 00:31:14,674 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN PERFORMING "DO I LOVE YOU (INDEED I DO)." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 417 00:31:14,674 --> 00:31:40,734 CHLOE GRACE MORETZ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 418 00:31:40,734 --> 00:31:44,571 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE SERIES "THE PERIPHERAL." 419 00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:47,841 NEW EPISODES ARE AVAILABLE EVERY FRIDAY ON PRIME VIDEO. PLEASE WELCOME 420 00:31:47,841 --> 00:31:51,745 EVERY FRIDAY ON PRIME VIDEO. PLEASE WELCOME CHLOE GRACE MORETZ 421 00:31:54,347 --> 00:32:04,357 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 422 00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:06,559 >> Jimmy: HEY, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, PAL >> HOW ARE YOU 423 00:32:06,559 --> 00:32:08,828 >> Jimmy: I'M GREAT. >> GOOD TO SEE YA. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ONE OF MY 424 00:32:08,828 --> 00:32:10,797 FAVES. >> LIKEWISE. >> Jimmy: I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR 425 00:32:10,797 --> 00:32:14,868 RESUME I'M LOOKING THROUGH YOUR STUFF AND YOU'VE BEEN ACTING FOR 426 00:32:14,868 --> 00:32:17,470 20 YEARS >> YEAH. 20 YEARS THIS YEAR 427 00:32:17,470 --> 00:32:20,874 >> Jimmy: HOW -- YOU'RE NOT EVEN 20 YEARS OLD. >> I'M ONLY 25, YEAH 428 00:32:20,874 --> 00:32:23,476 >> Jimmy: HOW? >> I'M ONLY 25 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. 429 00:32:23,476 --> 00:32:27,547 I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU FROM YOUR -- YOU WERE IN "THE AMITYVILLE HORROR," BY THE WAY 430 00:32:27,547 --> 00:32:31,785 >> YES THIS IS MY FIRST FEATURE FILM. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 431 00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:33,887 >> Jimmy: AT AGE 5, WERE YOU EVEN ALLOWED TO SEE THIS MOVIE >> I WAS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE 432 00:32:33,887 --> 00:32:37,290 THIS MOVIE AT ALL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, HERE'S YOU AND 433 00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:40,326 RYAN REYNOLDS, WHO WAS IN THE MOVIE. >> LOOK AT THAT LITTLE, HUGE 434 00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:43,163 SMILE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S SO HAPPY. 435 00:32:43,163 --> 00:32:47,634 >> SHE'S VERY EXCITED. >> Jimmy: SHE'S -- [ LAUGHTER ] 436 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:50,103 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ABOUT "THE PERIPHERAL," BY THE WAY. >> YES 437 00:32:50,103 --> 00:32:53,206 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE PREMISE CAN WE EXPLAIN WHAT THIS SERIES IS ABOUT 438 00:32:53,206 --> 00:32:56,509 >> YEAH, IT'S ABOUT A YOUNG WOMAN NAMED FLYNNE FISHER, AND SHE LIVES IN A SMALL TOWN IN 439 00:32:56,509 --> 00:33:00,313 THE APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND BASICALLY SHE VIDEO 440 00:33:00,313 --> 00:33:04,150 GAMES FOR A LIVING SHE PLAYS SIMULATION GAMES >> Jimmy: YEAH 441 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,152 >> AND SHE PLAYS IT FOR WEALTHY FOLKS WHO PRETTY MUCH WANT THEM TO LEVEL UP THEIR AVATARS -- 442 00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:10,290 WANTS HER TO LEVEL UP THE AVATARS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 443 00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:13,560 >> AND SO ONE DAY, SHE THINKS SHE'S BETA TESTING A NEW HEADSET. 444 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,730 AND SHE PUTS IT ON, AND IMMEDIATELY SHE REALIZES THAT SHE'S NOT OPERATING 445 00:33:16,730 --> 00:33:24,604 A SIMULATION GAME BUT SHE'S OPERATING A ROBOT BODY IN THE YEAR 2099 IN LONDON. 446 00:33:24,604 --> 00:33:27,107 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> YEAH. 447 00:33:27,107 --> 00:33:30,810 SO IT'S REALLY GREAT >> Jimmy: YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT PLAYING A VIDEO GAME 448 00:33:30,810 --> 00:33:33,113 YOU'RE, "WAIT A SECOND THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL. >> YEAH. 449 00:33:33,113 --> 00:33:34,881 AND SHE BASICALLY BECOMES A LITTLE BIT OF A GOVERNMENT PAWN 450 00:33:34,881 --> 00:33:36,816 AND SO IT'S TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW SHE CAN FIGURE OUT THE WORLD THAT SHE'S BEEN PLACED IN 451 00:33:36,816 --> 00:33:38,651 WHICH HAS REAL-WORLD PROBLEMS IN THE SENSE THAT PEOPLE IN HER TIME IN 2032 ARE NOW TRYING TO 452 00:33:38,651 --> 00:33:46,393 COME AND KILL HER AND HER FAMILY >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S 453 00:33:46,393 --> 00:33:48,862 FANTASTIC. I LOVE THE IDEA. IT'S SO GOOD 454 00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:51,598 AND YOU WERE TELLING ME THERE'S A LOT OF ACTION SEQUENCES IN THIS 455 00:33:51,598 --> 00:33:55,435 AND YOU WERE SAYING, "YEAH" -- YOU TRIED TO LEARN JUDO, WAS IT 456 00:33:55,435 --> 00:33:57,837 >> YEAH, JUDO. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU -- SINCE, WHAT, FROM "KICK-ASS"? 457 00:33:57,837 --> 00:34:00,774 >> YEAH, SO I STARTED DOING MARTIAL ARTS WHEN I WAS 11 IN "KICK-ASS. 458 00:34:00,774 --> 00:34:03,843 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I GOT TO TRAIN FOR -- [ SINGLE CHEER ] 459 00:34:03,843 --> 00:34:07,347 YEAH, THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] I GOT TO TRAIN -- IT'S COOL. 460 00:34:07,347 --> 00:34:09,049 MARTIAL ARTS IS TIGHT. [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 461 00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:11,351 >> YEAH. IT'S COOL. AND FOR THIS ONE, OUR WONDERFUL 462 00:34:11,351 --> 00:34:15,355 STUNT COORDINATOR, TONY, HE'S A MASTER JUDO CHAMPION AND HE REALLY WANTED ME TO GET 463 00:34:15,355 --> 00:34:17,390 INTO IT. AND I WAS SUPER DOWN BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN THROW 160, 464 00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:25,932 180-POUND MEN JUST, LIKE, OVER MY SHOULDER AND JUST FLY THEM, WHICH SOUNDS SO FUN. 465 00:34:25,932 --> 00:34:30,403 >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU CAN DO THAT. [ CHEERS ] 466 00:34:30,403 --> 00:34:33,573 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND THANK GOODNESS WE'RE NOT DOING IT TO ME 467 00:34:33,573 --> 00:34:35,342 BUT YOU BROUGHT VIDEO AS WELL. >> I DID OFFER I WAS LIKE, "I WILL DO IT TO 468 00:34:35,342 --> 00:34:37,711 YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE DON'T HAVE TO DO IT 469 00:34:37,711 --> 00:34:40,880 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU WANT TO DO IT? 470 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:46,286 >> NO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AM I GOING TO GET 471 00:34:46,286 --> 00:34:50,090 HURT >> I DON'T THINK SO. YOU MIGHT GET HURT 472 00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:56,196 >> Jimmy: I MIGHT GET HURT I MEAN, DO YOU WANT TO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 473 00:34:56,196 --> 00:34:59,466 WHERE DO I LAND? WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO >> YOU CAN LAND ON THE COUCH 474 00:34:59,466 --> 00:35:02,102 >> Jimmy: I CAN LAND ON THE COUCH? >> YEAH, WATCH THIS. 475 00:35:02,102 --> 00:35:04,037 OKAY, COME HERE. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH SERIOUSLY, WE DID NOT REHEARSE 476 00:35:04,037 --> 00:35:05,372 THIS >> NO, WE DID NOT REHEARSE THIS 477 00:35:05,372 --> 00:35:08,041 OKAY, PUT YOUR ARM UP. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. I'M A FAN. 478 00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:10,076 [ LAUGHTER ] >> PUT YOUR ARM UP >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 479 00:35:10,076 --> 00:35:11,945 >> AND THEN I'M GOING TO GO UNDERNEATH YOU >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 480 00:35:11,945 --> 00:35:13,680 >> AND YOU'RE GOING TO COME AROUND - >> Jimmy: YES. 481 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:18,618 >> AND THEN -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 482 00:35:18,618 --> 00:35:23,089 >> Jimmy: I'M TOO OLD. I'M TOO OLD TO BE THROWN HERE'S A CLIP FROM 483 00:35:23,089 --> 00:35:25,892 "THE PERIPHERAL. HERE'S CHLOE GRACE MORETZ. CHECK IT OUT 484 00:35:27,861 --> 00:35:31,297 >> DON'T CARE TO LECTURE ME ABOUT PAIN >> WELL, I DON'T WANT TO 485 00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:38,605 LECTURE YOU. I JUST WANT TO SNAP YOUR [ BLEEP ] NECK 486 00:35:38,605 --> 00:35:45,078 >> DO YOU FEEL IT? DARKNESS IS CLOSING IN LET IT BE PREPARATION FOR WHEN 487 00:35:45,078 --> 00:36:02,529 DARKNESS IS CLOSING IN LET IT BE PREPARATION FOR WHEN I KILL YOU AND IT'S REAL 488 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:06,800 WORLD NOW. SO NEXT TIME I'LL BE COMING FOR 489 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,637 YOU INSTEAD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. 490 00:36:10,637 --> 00:36:13,273 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHLOE GRACE MORETZ, EVERYBODY. NEW EPISODES OF "THE 491 00:36:13,273 --> 00:36:17,277 PERIPHERAL" ARE AVAILABLE FRIDAYS ON PRIME VIDEO WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 492 00:36:17,277 --> 00:36:19,946 A PERFORMANCE FROM BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. STICK AROUND 493 00:36:19,946 --> 00:36:42,902 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "DO I LOVE 494 00:36:42,902 --> 00:36:46,740 YOU (INDEED I DO)" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE," ONCE AGAIN, 495 00:36:46,740 --> 00:36:55,081 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 496 00:36:55,081 --> 00:37:05,525 >> ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR * 497 00:37:05,525 --> 00:37:15,468 >> COME ON * * HERE I AM ON BENDED KNEES 498 00:37:15,468 --> 00:37:20,707 I LAY MY HEART DOWN AT YOUR FEE DO I LOVE YOU * 499 00:37:20,707 --> 00:37:23,443 * ALL YOU HAV TO DO IS ASK I'LL GIVE UNTI 500 00:37:23,443 --> 00:37:28,715 THERE'S NOTHING LEFT * * DO I LOVE YOU AS LONG AS THERE 501 00:37:28,715 --> 00:37:31,317 IS LIFE IN M YOUR HAPPINESS * * IS GUARANTEED 502 00:37:31,317 --> 00:37:38,425 I'LL FILL YOUR HEART WIT ECSTASY DARLIN DO I LOVE YOU * 503 00:37:38,425 --> 00:37:47,500 * DO I LOVE YOU DO I LOVE YO INDEED I D 504 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:53,840 OH DARLING * * INDEED I DO THE VERY THING THA 505 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,576 I WANT MOS IS JUST TO HAVE AND * * HOLD YOU CLOS 506 00:37:56,576 --> 00:38:01,614 DO I LOVE YO FROM MORNING UNTIL LATE AT NIGHT * 507 00:38:01,614 --> 00:38:07,087 * YOU FILL MY HEART WITH PURE DELIGH DO I LOVE YO 508 00:38:07,087 --> 00:38:09,589 WHENEVER I LAY ME * * DOWN TO SLEEP I PRAY THE LOR 509 00:38:09,589 --> 00:38:14,294 YOUR SOUL TO KEE AND BRING IT ON HOME * * SAFE TO ME DARLIN 510 00:38:14,294 --> 00:38:20,066 DO I LOVE YO COME ON DARLIN DO I LOVE YOU * 511 00:38:20,066 --> 00:38:26,406 * DO DO I LOVE YO INDEED I D 512 00:38:26,406 --> 00:38:30,910 OH DARLING * * INDEED I DO COME O 513 00:38:30,910 --> 00:38:43,590 KICK THAT THING * * * 514 00:38:43,590 --> 00:38:45,759 * WHENEVER I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEE I PRAY THE LOR 515 00:38:45,759 --> 00:38:50,263 YOUR SOUL TO KEEP * * AND BRING IT HOME SAFE TO ME DARLING 516 00:38:50,263 --> 00:38:57,137 DO I LOVE YO DO I LOVE YOU * * OH DARLIN 517 00:38:57,137 --> 00:39:03,243 DO I LOVE YO INDEED I D SWEET DARLING * 518 00:39:03,243 --> 00:39:09,282 * INDEED I DO COME ON BABY INDEED I D 519 00:39:09,282 --> 00:39:17,891 COME ON SUGAR * * INDEED I DO OOH OO 520 00:39:17,891 --> 00:39:35,508 OOH OOH * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 521 00:39:35,508 --> 00:39:38,445 >> Jimmy: THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. 522 00:39:38,445 --> 00:39:44,684 COME ON, BUDDY BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE" IS OUT NOW 523 00:39:44,684 --> 00:39:49,155 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY YES! THAT WAS GREAT 524 00:39:49,155 --> 00:40:13,179 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 525 00:40:13,179 --> 00:40:18,284 CHLOE GRACE MORETZ, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, ONCE AGAIN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 526 00:40:18,284 --> 00:40:20,787 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM 527 00:40:20,787 --> 00:40:23,957 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 528 00:40:23,957 --> 00:40:25,558 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 529 00:40:25,558 --> 00:40:28,328 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. BYE-BYE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE