>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SAMUEL L. JACKSON,
NEAL BRENNAN MUSICAL GUEST WIZKID AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1749 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN AT HOME
I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS -- MY GUEST TONIGHT IS THE ONE AND ONLY SAMUEL L. JACKSON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * YES!
I BUMPED INTO HIM BACKSTAGE AND HE WAS CURSING LIKE CRAZY. >> Steve: REALLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TURNS OUT HE WAS JUST TRYING TO
GET TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THAT'S ALL, IT WAS FINE.
THE STARS ARE JUST LIKE US GUYS, IT'S FRIDAY. I'M IN A GREAT MOOD.
UNLIKE TWITTER, WE MADE IT TO THE WEEKEND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND I -- DID YOU SEE THIS AFTER MORE THAN 1,000 KEY
EMPLOYEES RESIGNED, TWITTER CLOSED ALL THEIR OFFICES AND APPARENTLY DUE TO THE MASS
RESIGNATIONS, THE PLATFORM COULD START BREAKING SOON. EVEN CRYPTO -- EVEN CRYPTO WAS
LIKE, "DAMN, THAT -- THAT CAME CRASHING DOWN FAST." [ LAUGHTER ]
RIGHT NOW, THINGS ARE SO BAD, TWITTER RECOMMENDS WRITING YOUR TWEET ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND
JUST MAILING IT TO ALL OF YOUR FOLLOWERS. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, A TON OF EMPLOYEES QUIT AFTER ELON ASKED THEM TO COMMIT TO AN EXTREMELY HARDCORE WORK
ENVIRONMENT. STAFF WAS LIKE, "IF I'M GOING TO GO EXTREMELY HARDCORE FOR AN
APP, I DON'T WANT TWITTER MONEY. I WANT ONLYFANS MONEY.
[ LAUGHTER ] * >> Steve: TWITTER.
>> Jimmy: LAST NIGHT THINGS GOT SO BAD, THE HASH TAG #RIPTWITTER STARTED TRENDING
I JUST WANT TO SAY, I DIED ON TWITTER BEFORE IT WAS COOL [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
SOME PEOPLE SAY THE CHAOS AT TWITTER COULD LEAD TO A COMEBACK FOR TUMBLR.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'D BE FUN TO GET MY POLITICAL NEWS AT THE SAME
PLACE I USED TO POST MY URKEL FANFICTION [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, TWITTER'S NOT LOOKING SO GREAT RIGHT NOW, AND I THINK SOME OTHER COMPANIES ARE TRYING
TO TAKE ADVANTAGE. CHECK OUT THIS I SAW THIS TODAY
>> TWITTER IS AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER A HORRIBLE COMPANY THAT'S
TERRIBLY RUN IN EVERY WAY. SO, WHEN THINKING OF US, REMEMBER, THERE'S WORSE.
>> A MESSAGE FROM TICKETMASTER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, NOW I GET IT
YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] I GET IT
SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON. TOMORROW PRESIDENT BIDEN'S GRANDDAUGHTER IS GETTING
MARRIED ON THE SOUTH LAWN OF THE WHITE HOUSE. THAT'S NICE, IT'S INTERESTING.
TO RSVP, YOU HAVE TO CHECK YES OR IVANKA. [ LAUGHTER ]
NOT GONNA -- NOT GONNA SHOW UP, NO BIDEN'S ALREADY EMOTIONAL.
IT'S THE FIRST TIME AN 80-YEAR-OLD HAS EVER SAID, "GET ON MY LAWN."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE SOUTH LAWN." IT'S DIFFERENT GETTING MARRIED
WHEN YOUR GRANDFATHER'S PRESIDENT, THOUGH. YOU GET CARDS THAT SAY, "ENJOY
THE PANINI MAKER, LOVE KIM JONG-UN. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, THE BIDEN FAMILY HAS A LOT TO CELEBRATE THIS WEEKEND, 'CAUSE ON SUNDAY, THE PRESIDENT
TURNS 80 [ APPLAUSE ] JUST TO GIVE YOU THE SENSE OF
HOW OLD THAT IS, CONSIDER THIS HE'S 80. [ LAUGHTER ]
DEMOCRATS DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES, SO THERE ARE GOING TO BE NO SURPRISE PARTIES.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DON'T CLAP TOO LOUD.
HE MIGHT BE WATCHING [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, THIS IS BIG -
TODAY THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT NAMED A SPECIAL COUNSEL TO INVESTIGATE WHETHER FORMER
PRESIDENT TRUMP SHOULD BE CHARGED FOR JANUARY 6th, OR TAKING CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS.
AS WE SPEAK, TRUMP IS SQUEEZING INTO A TURKEY COSTUME TO TRICK BIDEN INTO PARDONING HIM
[ LAUGHTER ] "GOBBLE, GOBBLE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
GOBBLE, GOBBLE." [ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, SOME BIG
SPORTS NEWS, THIS WEEKEND THE WORLD CUP BEGINS IN QATAR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEP. SOCCER IS HUGE ACROSS THE WORLD.
MEANWHILE, AMERICANS ARE LIKE, "WAIT, 'TED LASSO' IS BASED ON A REAL SPORT?"
[ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS - ON SUNDAY, ELTON JOHN IS
PERFORMING HIS FINAL CONCERT IN NORTH AMERICA, AND THE ENTIRE SHOW WILL AIR ON DISNEY PLUS
I JUST HOPE THE DISNEY PRODUCT PLACEMENT IS A LITTLE MORE SUBTLE THAN THE LAST TIME THEY
WORKED WITH HIM. CHECK IT OUT
*
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF DISNEY, I SAW THEY JUST FILED A PATENT
FOR A NEW TYPE OF ROLLER COASTER, AND IT LOOKS PRETTY CRAZY.
WATCH THIS
>> WALT DISNEY JUST FILED A PATENT FOR A ROLLER COASTER
THAT JUMPS THE TRACK ENGINEERS SAY IT HAS TO MOVE AT PRECISE SPEED EVERY SINGLE
TIME - [ AUDIENCE OHS ] WHICH CAN EASILY BE IMPACTED BY
THE WEATHER, BY HUMIDITY, NUMBER OF RIDERS, AND MANY, MANY OTHER ELEMENTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE RIDE IS CALLED "YOU FIRST."
[ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE GOING TO
PUT SOME PILLOWS DOWN THE FIRST FEW TIMES THEY TRY IT, SO IT SHOULD BE ALL RIGHT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S THE ONLY RIDE WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS "YOU MUST BE THIS
TALL TO DIE. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS IS NICE -
DISNEY TAKES YOUR PICTURE DURING THE RIDE AND A CRIME SCENE PHOTOGRAPHER TAKES IT
AFTER. [ LAUGHTER ] "JUMPS THE TRACKS.
MEANWHILE, SIX FLAGS IS LIKE, "BIG DEAL, WE'VE BEEN DOING THAT FOR YEARS."
[ LAUGHTER ] GET THIS, THE MAKERS OF SCRABBLE HAVE ANNOUNCED THAT
THEY NOW WILL ACCEPT HUNDREDS OF NEW WORDS CHECK OUT THIS COMMERCIAL THEY
JUST RELEASED.
* >> AMERICA'S MOST BELOVED BOARD
GAME IS BETTER THAN EVER, WITH HUNDREDS OF NEW PLAYABLE WORDS LIKE ADORBS, ZOODLE, AND GUAC.
AND TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE FUN, WE NOW ACCEPT MISSPELLED WORDS, MADE-UP WORDS, AND TATER TOTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] SCRABBLE, DO WHATEVER THE [ BLEEP ] YOU WANT
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: INTERESTING, RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WOW. INDEED >> Jimmy: ALSO I READ THAT
TYSON FOODS RECALLED 94,000 POUNDS OF GROUND BEEF, 'CAUSE IT MAY CONTAIN A HARD
MIRROR-LIKE SUBSTANCE. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE REALLY BENDING OVER
BACKWARDS TO AVOID SAYING, "FINE, IT'S GLASS. OKAY?"
[ LAUGHTER ] A "MIRROR-LIKE SUBSTANCE"? NOTHING WORSE THAN EATING A ONE
POUND BURGER AND CATCHING A GLIMPSE OF YOURSELF. [ LAUGHTER ]
"OH. THAT'S WHAT I LOOK LIKE? GUYS, IT IS THE HOLIDAY SEASON,
AND THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE IS HERE IF YOU GUYS HAVEN'T SEEN IT
YET, HERE IT IS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING
TOO MEAN IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD USE SOME ENCOURAGEMENT BEFORE ITS BIG
LIGHTING LATER THIS MONTH, SO I WROTE A TINY SONG. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* YOU'RE 82 FEE AND ESSENTIALLY FLAWLESS *
* BUT WE CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU HAVE
MALE PATTERN BALDNESS * * JUST A WEEK AGO WE COULDN'T WAIT
FOR YOU TO SHOW UP * * BUT NOW WE'RE ALL WONDERIN
WHEN YOU'L GL-GL-GL-GL-GLOW UP * * IT'S TIME FOR A GLOW UP
A MIDTOWN MAKEOVER * * SO LET'S GE THE QUEER EYE GUYS
TO DO A T-T-T-TAKE OVER * * IT'S TIME FOR GLOW UP YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY POOR-A
SO LET'S GO GET FREE SAMPLES AT S-S-S-SEPHORA * * IT'S TIME FOR A GLOW UP
YOU MIGHT NEED TO GO FASTER * * WE DON'T WANT TO WAIT
THIS ISN'T T-T-TICKETMASTER * [ LAUGHTER ]
* IT'S TIME FOR A GLOW UP I KNOW YOU'R NOT A QUITTER *
* AT LEAS YOU'RE DOING BETTE THAN THEY ARE AT
T-T-TWITTER * * IT'S TIME FOR GLOW UP IT'S TIME FOR A GLOW UP *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. AND FINALLY, THIS IS SO COOL -
LAST NIGHT OUR PAL AARON JUDGE WAS NAMED THE AMERICAN LEAGUE'S MOST VALUABLE PLAYER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND OF COURSE WE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FUN TO CELEBRATE
TAKE A LOOK.
FLAGSHIP STORE HERE IN NEW YORK CITY WITH MY PAL, THE
AMERICAN LEAGUE MVP, AARON JUDGE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'RE ABOUT TO SURPRISE SOME BASEBALL FANS WHO THINK THEY'RE GETTING THEIR PHOTO TAKEN WHILE
PRETENDING TO POSE IN A BATTER'S BOX AT YANKEE'S STADIUM.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE I SEE YOU ALL THE TIME, IN THE BATTER'S
BOX. >> YOU READY FOR THIS? >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M READY FOR
YOU TO BE -- YEAH, IN YANKEE'S STADIUM, ALL THE TIME. THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE TO SEE
>> LET'S PLAY BALL * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> HELLO, HOW YOU DOING? NICE TO MEET YOU >> THIS IS OUR PHOTOGRAPHER,
CHRIS. HE'S GONNA SET YOU UP. >> OKAY, SO STAND IN THAT
BATTER'S BOX I'M GONNA GO OVER HERE OKAY
BIG SMILES, AND -- ONE, TWO, THREE. [ SHUTTER SNAPS
* >> Jimmy: STRIKE I THINK THAT WAS A STRIKE.
>> I THINK THAT WAS A BALL >> Jimmy: YOU DO >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT CAN I MAKE THE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> I THINK I MIGHT DO IT >> NO WAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I'M SHAKING RIGHT NOW. >> THREE, TWO, ONE HERE COMES THE PITCH
>> Jimmy: STRIKE STRIKE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
[ SHUTTER SNAPS LET'S ASK AARON JUDGE. >> YEAH, I THOUGHT THAT WAS
A LITTLE OUTSIDE TOO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YO!
>> YEAH, WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE HERE HE'S GOT A GOOD EYE.
>> NO WAY. >> HE'S GOT A GOOD EYE >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT
NOW? >> Jimmy: STRIKE THREE [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
[ SHUTTER SNAPS >> THAT'S CLEARLY A BALL BALLS, NOT STRIKES
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: IF AARON JUDGE SAYS THAT IT'S A BALL, THEN
JIMMY FALLON SAYS IT'S A A STRIKE - >> WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
BALL OR STRIKE >> BALL. [ SHUTTER SNAPS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> BALL FOUR >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A STRIKE.
>> BALL FOUR >> Jimmy: STRIKE >> TAKE YOUR BASE.
[ SCREAMS >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A STRIKE. [ SHUTTER SNAPS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, BUT WHO -- WHO WOULD YOU [ BLEEP ].
>> ONE MORE -- HEY, YOU'RE OUTTA HERE YOU'RE OUTTA HERE.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE GONNA THROW ME OUTTA HERE >> THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ARRON JUDGE.
>> THREE, TWO, ONE [ SHUTTER SNAPS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT? JIMMY? >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> WHAT IS GOING ON? >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW AARON JUDGE >> YEAH, LIKE, MY BODY'S
SHAKING RIGHT NOW. CAN I -- CAN I, LIKE, GIVE YOU A HUG?
IS THAT POSSIBLE >> YEAH, SURE. >> OKAY.
>> YOU WANNA STAY ON THE BOX THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS ]
EVEN BETTER, EVEN BETTER [ LAUGHTER ] >> THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING
YOU'VE DONE FOR NEW YORK [ INDISCERNIBLE *
[ SHUTTER SNAPS [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> OH, MY GOD.
>> I WAS THERE FOR 60, DUDE. IT WAS NUTS. >> HE SAW 60
>> CRAZY, RIGHT? >> AGAINST THE PIRATES, LIKE - IT WAS LIKE, THE CRAZIEST
FREAKIN' MOMENT OF MY LIFE >> Jimmy: LET'S GET A PIC TOO. >> OH, MY GOSH, YEAH, WHAT
[ SHUTTER SNAPS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL AND THE MLB FLAGSHIP STORE, AND OF COURSE,
AARON JUDGE. WE LOVE YOU, BUD CONGRATS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS HERE.
NEAL BRENNAN IS ON THE SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM GRAMMY
AWARD WINNING AND MULTI-PLATINUM SELLING NIGERIAN SUPERSTAR, WIZKID.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK
YOU NOTES," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, EARTH'S
POPULATION FOR HITTING 8 BILLION. IF WE ALL CHIP IN $6, WE CAN
BUY TWITTER BACK FROM ELON [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LET'S DO IT!
COME ON! >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF.
I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND OF COURSE SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND TODAY.
SO I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, COULD I WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES
RIGHT NOW? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DURING THE SHOW?
THIS WILL BE PERFECT MAYBE IF I CAN GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC FROM
HAPPY JAMES. HAPPY JAMES? *
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO HAPPY >> Steve: WOW, THAT IS HAPPY
JAMES. AWWWW. *
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, TICKETMASTER CRASHING BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE WANTED
TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS OR AS TICKETMASTER PUT IT, "IT'S ME
HI I'M THE PROBLEM, IT'S ME." GOSH, SORRY, I'M DOING IT --
YOU KNOW WHAT THE JOKE IS. [ HUMMING IT'S A GOOD JAM.
* [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU, AIRPLANE NECK
PILLOWS, FOR MAKING IT LOOK LIKE A FELL ASLEEP IN A VELVET TOILET
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "DON'T FLUSH DON'T FLUSH.
>> Steve: "DON'T FLUSH." IT'S A VELVET TOILET "HE'S SO RICH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "HE HAD A VELVET TOILET. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, EARTH'S POPULATION, FOR HITTING
8 BILLION. IF WE ALL CHIP IN SIX BUCKS, WE CAN BUY TWITTER BACK FROM ELON
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LET'S DO IT. LET'S DO IT!
COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M IN
>> Steve: WOW. * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MOVING
WALKWAYS AT AIRPORTS FOR LETTING ME GET TO MY GATE A WHOLE THREE SECONDS FASTER
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I DO GO ON THEM ANYWAY >> Steve: I DO TOO
EVEN IF THEY'RE BROKEN >> Jimmy: THEY'RE FUN. IT'S THE FUTURE, RIGHT THERE
>> Steve: YEAH I FEEL LIKE THE JETSONS. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> Steve: YEAH * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU,
"YELLOWSTONE," FOR PROVING THAT PARENTS CAN FIGURE OUT STREAMING APPS
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: COME ON!
TOPICAL. YEAH. >> Jimmy: PEACOCK. >> Steve: YEAH
PEACOCK, MAN >> Jimmy: PEACOCK ALL THE WAY, MAN.
>> Steve: THE P. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PEACOCK -- YOUR
NICKNAME, YOU CALL IT "THE P"? >> Steve: YEAH, WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] * [ APPLAUSE ]
IT'S A FAMILY SHOW * [ LAUGHTER ]
[ RIM SHOT ] >> Jimmy: YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE.
WE'VE GOTTA MAKE A T-SHIRT WE'VE GOTTA MAKE A T-SHIRT, RIGHT?
>> Questlove: YO, IF THEY KNEW WHAT - THAT'S WHAT'S UP
>> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
I KNOW I KNOW YOU JUST -
YEAH, THE PEOPLE AT PEACOCK ARE LIKE, "HE'S ONTO SOMETHING." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MAN. * THANK YOU, FRIENDSGIVING, FOR
BEING WHEN FRIENDS GATHER TOGETHER WITH A TURKEY, 3 SIDES, AND 20 BOTTLES OF
CHEAP WINE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "I BROUGHT THE WINE!
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, FRENCH'S FRIED ONIONS, FOR FIGURING OUT
THE SECRET TO GETTING PEOPLE TO EAT GREEN BEANS IS PUTTING A A DIFFERENT, BETTER FOOD ON
TOP. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "THAT WAS YUMMY, I
NEED MORE. >> Jimmy: "WHAT'S THE SECRET?" "UH, I PUT DORITOS ALL OVER
IT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "OH, MY GOD,
DELICIOUS. >> Jimmy: MWAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
OH, YEAH, THIS IS GOOD * THANK YOU, THANKSGIVING, OR AS
THE FOLD OUT TABLES IN YOUR GARAGE PUT IT, "OUR TIME TO SHINE, BISH.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT.
THOSE ARE OUR "THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
SAMUEL L. JACKSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> WHAT YOU GOT? [ CHEERS ] WHAT YOU GOT
* [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST GROSSING FILM ACTORS OF ALL TIME.
HE'S CURRENTLY ON BROADWAY, STARRING IN "THE PIANO LESSON," WHICH IS NOW PLAYING AT THE
BARRYMORE THEATER. PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, SAMUEL L. JACKSON.
* >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT WELCOME BACK
WHAT A GOOD VIBE, RIGHT? >> THEY ROCKING OUT, MAN HEY GUYS. >> Jimmy: COME ON,
BUD. IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU. I HAVE LOTS OF THINGS TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT >> FIRST OF ALL, LET ME THANK YOU FOR BEING SO NICE TO MY
WIFE WHEN SHE WAS HERE >> Jimmy: YOUR WIFE WAS SO FUNNY.
>> IT WAS LIKE ONE OF THE BEST SHOWS I'VE EVER SEEN YOU DO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT WAS IT WAS GOOD. SHE WAS FANTASTIC.
SHE WAS ON FIRE, BY THE WAY. TELL HER TO COME BACK ANY TIME SHE WANTS.
SHE CRUSHED. I LOVE HER >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT HER LATER ON WHEN WE TALK ABOUT THE PLAY
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: NOW I WANT TO TALK ABOUT NICK FURY.
YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FANS ARE WAITING
I'M WAITING. TWO NEW MARVEL PROJECTS, "THE MARVELS" AND "SECRET INVASION.
ARE YOU EXCITED TO PLAY -- PLAY HIM AGAIN? >> ALWAYS EXCITED TO, YOU KNOW,
PUT THAT EYE PATCH ON AND JUST HANG OUT WITH SOME OF THE PEOPLE THAT I REALLY, REALLY
ENJOY BEING AROUND WHEN THAT'S HAPPENING. LIKE, BRIE IS LIKE AMAZING AND
THE WHOLE NEW SETUP WITH "THE MARVELS," THE NEW FAMILY >> Jimmy: YOU LIKE GETTING IN
THERE. I SAW YOU, YOU MADE AN APPEARANCE ON "SESAME STREET."
NOT "THE AVENGERS," THIS IS THE -- >> "AVEGGIES."
>> Jimmy: "AVEGGIES. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THESE ARE
"THE AVEGGIES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE COME ON, BUD
THAT'S WHY WE LOVE YOU COME ON, YOU DO THIS -- COME ON
THAT'S COOL THAT YOU DO THAT >> A BUCKET LIST THING I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET ON IS
THE "SESAME STREET" FOR YEARS. >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> OH YEAH
YEAH, I'VE BEEN OUT TO MY PUBLICIST AND I'LL WALK UP TO HIM LIKE, WHEN AM I GOING TO
GET ON "SESAME STREET. AND EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEBODY ELSE ON THERE, I GO, HOW ARE
THEY ON THERE AND I CAN'T GET ON "SESAME STREET. >> Jimmy: YOU PROBABLY HAD TO
WATCH YOUR MOUTH A LITTLE BIT AROUND THE MUPPETS >> EVERY NOW AND THEN.
THE WORD OF THE DAY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MY FAVORITE WORD, THAT'S FOR SURE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I READ THIS INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOU THAT
WHEN YOU WERE DOING "STAR WARS" YOU USED TO CARRY A LIGHTSABER AROUND IN YOUR GOLF BAG.
>> "EPISODE III. >> Jimmy: SO YOU COULD PRACTICE
>> I HAD MY PRACTICE LIGHTSABER ACTUALLY, IT WAS THE LIGHTSABER
I USED TO ACTUALLY FIGHT IN THE FILM BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE
A SABER THAT HAS A PLASTIC METAL THING THAT'S COVERED IN PLASTIC.
IT HAS ALL KINDS OF NICKS -- >> Jimmy: REALL, FROM REHEARSAL?
>> FROM REHEARSING BUT I HAD LIKE A 93 TO 98 MOVE -- THING TO LEARN,
GOING THROUGH THREE ROOMS, MOSTLY BACKWARDS >> Jimmy: OH YEAH, I GUESS SO.
>> SO, WHEN I WAS -- I HAD DOWN TIME IN THE TEE BOX JUST STANDING AROUND, I WOULD JUST
TAKE IT OUT AND GOING THROUGH MY HEAD GOING THROUGH LIKE I WAS DOING STUFF.
AND I WOULD DO IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND PEOPLE ARE COOL WITH THAT
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S FUN
>> YEAH, THE PEOPLE I WAS PLAYING WITH, THEY KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING.
IT WAS ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: MACE WINDU'S JUST GOING FOR IT
>> YEAH, MAN JUST GOING IN THERE DOING MY THING.
IT'S NOT SIMPLE. >> Jimmy: I HAVE A - >> OH, LOOK OUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I HAVE ONE OF ME TOO >> I'M FEELING THAT.
OKAY >> Jimmy: WOAH >> HOW DID YOU DO THAT
>> Jimmy: I USED THE FORCE [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T
KNOW >> Jimmy: CAN WE DIM THE LIGHTS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> BOOP IT AGAIN >> Jimmy: YEAH, CAN YOU BOOP IT
AGAIN? >> BOOP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S COOL THERE. >> BUT DO THEY MAKE CLASHING SOUNDS WHEN THEY HIT
[ LIGHTSABER SOUND ] >> Jimmy: OH, THEY DO. MINE DOES.
>> A LITTLE BIT. THIS ONE DOES. >> Jimmy: WE CAN ADD IT IN
POST >> WHAT YOU GOT? WHAT YOU GOT
* [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
>> Jimmy: COME ON. >> NOW IT'LL JUST STAY PURPLE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, JUST STAY ON HERE WE GO THANK YOU.
WOW. >> GET THAT FOR CHRISTMAS. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR DOING
THAT YEAH, I KNOW >> MY PLEASURE, MY PLEASURE.
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT THANK YOU, BUDDY CAN WE TALK ABOUT "THE PIANO
LESSON," PLEASE. >> YES, PLEASE >> Jimmy: THIS IS AT THE
BARRYMORE THEATER. YOU'RE GETTING RAVE REVIEWS ON THIS, AND YOU'RE DIRECTED BY
YOUR VERY TALENTED - >> MY WIFE LaTANYA DIRECTED IT, YES.
AND WE'RE HAVING A MEASURE OF SUCCES TO THE POINT THAT WE'VE BEEN EXTENDED NOW UNTIL
JANUARY 29th >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU
IF YOU'RE NOT DOING NOTHING OVER THE HOLIDAYS, COME SEE THE SHOW
OR CHRISTMAS NIGHT WE HAVE A SHOW CHRISTMAS NIGHT >> Jimmy: YOU'RE WORKING ON
CHRISTMAS? >> 8:00, CHRISTMAS NIGHT >> Jimmy: NO WAY
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE REALLY GOT TO WORK OVER THERE ON BROADWAY.
CAN WE SAY WHAT THE PLAY IS ABOUT? CAN WE SET IT UP
>> WOW IT'S A PLAY. "THE PIANO LESSON" IS ABOUT AN
HEIRLOOM PIANO THAT'S IN THE HOUSE IN PITTSBURGH THAT BERNICE, MY NIECE, CHERISHES
IT'S A FAMILY HEIRLOOM AND HER BROTHER, BOY WILLY, PLAYED BY
JOHN DAVID WASHINGTON -- DANIELLE BROOKES IS BERNISE. JOHN DAVID WASHINGTON WANTS TO
SELL THE PIANO TO ACQUIRE SOME LAND IN MISSISSIPPI THAT WILL CHANGE HIS LIFE AND KEEP HIM
FROM GOING BACK AND FORTH THROUGH THE, YOU KNOW, THE PRISON SYSTEM OR WHATEVER'S
GOING ON DOWN THERE. AND SHE WANTS TO KEEP IT HE WANTS TO SELL IT.
SO, THAT'S THE CONUNDRUM OF THE PLAY >> Jimmy: YEAH
AND YOU ACTUALLY PLAYED IN THIS -- YOU WERE IN THIS PLAY. >> I WAS BOY WILLY -- I WAS THE
ORIGINAL BOY WILLY IN THE FIRST PRODUCTION AT YALE 30-SOME YEARS AGO.
>> Jimmy: WOW. AND LOOK AT YOU NOW. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> NOW I GET TO -- >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE GET TO WORK ON CHRISTMAS NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I GET TO REST AND DO NOTHING.
BUT, I DO HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU BEFORE YOU KICK ME OUT OF HERE
IF I GET A BILL FROM ELON MUSK FOR $8, CAN I SEND THAT TO YOU SINCE I JOINED TWITTER ON THIS
SHOW [ AUDIENCE OHs ] >> Jimmy: YOU DID.
>> REMEMBER THAT MY FIRST TWEET WAS ON THIS SHOW
>> Jimmy: I WILL GET YOU $8. I PROMISE, I'LL GIVE YOU $8. >> NO, $8 A MONTH.
>> Jimmy: OH >> RIGHT $8 A MONTH, RIGHT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT TO TALK -- I'LL TALK TO ELON.
I'LL FIGURE OUT SOMETHING. SAMUEL L. JACKSON. "THE PIANO LESSON" IS PLAYING
NOW THROUGH JANUARY 29th AT THE BARRYMORE THEATER. WE'RE DOING SOMETHING FUN AFTER
THE BREAK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
WE ARE HERE WITH SAMUEL L. JACKSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SAMUEL, YOU HAVE A CAREER THAT SPANS DECADES OF BOTH OSCAR WINNING MOVIES, SOME OF THE
MOST FAMOUS FRANCHISES OF ALL TIME YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL
I THOUGHT YOU COULD HELP ME SETTLE SOME OF THE BIGGEST AND MOST IMPORTANT DEBATES EVER.
ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS >> NO FEAR >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
IT'S TIME FOR "SAMUEL L. JACKSON SETTLES IT.
SETTLES IT *
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, BUD. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. IS IT PEA-CAN PIE OR PECAN PIE
>> PEA-CAN PIE OR PECAN? IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID? >> Jimmy: PECAN.
>> PECAN >> Jimmy: PECAN. >> PECAN
>> Jimmy: PECAN PIE. >> PEA-CAN PIE IF YOU'RE FROM THE SOUTH.
PECAN PIE IF YOU'RE FROM THE NORTH. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
[ APPLAUSE ] CHRISTMAS TREE REAL OR FAKE ONE
>> REAL. [ APPLAUSE ] YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE THAT PINE
SMELL IN THE HOUSE YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT TO SMELL IT
YOU CAN'T SMELL THAT TINSEL TREE, THAT ALUMINUM THING PEOPLE PUT UP.
>> Jimmy: I HAD A FAKE THING IN MY HOUSE FOR YEARS MY WHOLE LIFE, GROWING UP, I
HAD THE SAME CHRISTMAS TREE. IT WAS IN THE BASEMENT AND EVERY TIME WE PULLED IT
OUT, IT WAS THIS MUSTY SMELL AND THAT IS THE SMELL OF CHRISTMAS FOR ME
>> THAT IS SO BAD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: STOVE TOP STUFFING OR
HOMEMADE STUFFING. >> HOMEMADE STUFFING WHAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STOVE TOP STUFFING >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> STOVE TOP STUFFING -- THE CITY DWELLERS WHO NEVER HAD TO COOK AT HOME OR NEVER HAD
A REAL KITCHEN OR NEVER WANTED TO SMELL THE FOOD COOKING ALL DAY?
SEE, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE THAT SMELL ALL DAY. YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE STOVE TOP
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK. NO >> Jimmy: NO
IT'S GOT TO GO ALL THE WAY ALL RIGHT. I LIKE THE HOMEMADE.
WINDOW SEAT OR AISLE SEAT. >> ON WHAT [ LAUGHTER ]
ON A PLANE OH, PEOPLE GET CHOICES [ LAUGHTER ]
IF I'M ON A -- WELL, I LIKE AN AISLE SEAT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE CRAWLING OVER PEOPLE, WHEN I
USED TO FLY WITH OTHER PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW.
WOW. THAT'S THE OLD SAMUEL L. JACKSON.
YEAH >> YOU HAVE TO ADJUST IN THE TIMES.
YOU ADJUST -- YOU PICK YOUR CONTRACT PERKS >> Jimmy: VERY SMART MAN
>> DON'T FLY WITH OTHER PEOPLE >> Jimmy: FRIES -- FRIES OR ONION RINGS.
>> OH, FRIES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SAUTED ONIONS.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY >> SAUTED ONIONS >> Jimmy: ORIGINAL "STAR WARS,"
OR "EMPIRE STRIKES BACK? >> THE ORIGINAL "STAR WARS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THERE WAS NOTHING LIKE -- I REMEMBER WATCHING THAT FILM ON, LIKE, 44th STREET.
I WAS LIKE AT THE SECOND SCREENING OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY GO INTO HYPER SPACE
FOR THE FIRST TIME, THAT WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD, WHAT WAS THAT
>> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT >> PLUS, THAT WAS LIKE DURING
THE TIME YOU HAD HORRIBLE WEED AND LITTLE NICKEL BAGS AND YOU SITTING THERE AND THEY GO --
[ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS LIKE -- THE BOMB! IT WAS ALL THAT.
YEAH >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY -- LET'S FIGURE THIS OUT ONCE AND FOR
ALL. WHAT IS THE BEST CURSE WORD? >> THE BEST CURSE WORD
DAMN, IT'S HARD TO SAY I MEAN, I LOVE MY FAVORITE BECAUSE IT'S MY FAVORITE, BUT
EVERYBODY DOESN'T DO IT GREAT. AND I DON'T KNOW, MAN, IT'S LIKE -- IT'S SO MANY GOOD ONES
>> Jimmy: IT'S A LOT OF GOOD ONES >> THE ONES WITH ONE SYLLABLE
AREN'T AS GOOD AS THE ONES WITH TWO AND THREE SYLLABLES. >> Jimmy: YEAH, FOUR SYLLABLES
>> THE MORE SYLLABLES YOU HAVE, THE BETTER THE CURSE WORD. >> Jimmy: UH-UH, UH-UH
>> RIGHT YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: WE WOULD SAY -
>> SAYING SOMBITCH IS NOT AS GOOD AS SON OF A BITCH >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SYLLABLES THERE YOU HAVE IT.
SAMUEL L. JACKSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
NEAL BRENNAN, EVERYBODY. * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN, WHO'S ALSO AN EMMY-NOMINATED WRITER AND DIRECTOR
HIS LATEST STANDUP SPECIAL "NEAL BRENNAN BLOCKS" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX
EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME NEAL BRENNAN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN, BUD YOU LOOK GREAT >> NICE TO BE HERE
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU STRAIGHT UP BECAUSE I -- CRYPTO
STARTED TO CRASH IT'S CRASHING NOW, WHATEVER. I WENT UP TO YOU EARLIER, AND I
WAS LIKE, "YOU MUST BE BUMMED BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME ABOUT CRYPTO."
>> NO. >> Jimmy: IT WAS NOT YOU >> WE SPENT THE LAST FIVE YEARS
BEING, LIKE, SORT OF SHAMED ABOUT CRYPTO YOU GOT IT
NO YOU'RE A COWARD? NO, YEAH
YOU'RE STUPID? YOU'RE A STUPID COWARD YOU HAVE CRYPTO?
AND IT'S BEEN SORT OF CRASHING THE PAST COUPLE MONTHS AND I'VE GOT TO SAY, IT'S BEEN
PRETTY SATISFYING TO WATCH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH
WATCHING CRYPTO CRASH IS LIKE WATCHING THE FYRE FESTIVAL FROM A NEARBY BOAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE REACTING VERY POSITIVELY TO YOUR
SPECIAL, "BLOCKS" ON NETFLIX CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH
>> Jimmy: DO YOU -- DO YOU - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DO YOU PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT
PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA. >> YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL ON
SOCIAL MEDIA, AS WE ALL KNOW FOR MEN, IT'S A LOT OF -- THE SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCES FOR MEN
ARE -- I CALL THEM THE CLAPPERS BECAUSE THEY START ALL THEIR POSTS LIKE THIS, "SUP, GUYS.
IF YOU'RE UNDER 30, I JUST HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW, NO ONE'S EVER CLAPPED AND SAID ANYTHING
GREAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] JFK WASN'T LIKE, "ASK NOT WHAT
YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU --" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING ON TOUR
NEXT YEAR, BUDDY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A BIG DEAL.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE WATCHING THE HOUSE
>> I HAVE SOMEONE -- MY FRIEND SARAH WATCHES THE HOUSE. SHE WAS WATCHING IT THIS YEAR
WHEN I WAS ON TOUR I HAVE LIKE A SMALL POOL, AND I HAD RACCOONS BACK THERE.
AND MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS LIKE, "YOU'VE GOT TO KILL THEM." >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> AND THEN SHE SENT ME VIDEO, AND THEY'RE SO CUTE. I DON'T -- CAN YOU SHOW THE
VIDEO? >> Jimmy: THE VIDEO OF RACCOONS IN NEAL'S BACKYARD
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. CLEANING THEMSELVES?
I MEAN, STOP [ LAUGHTER ] >> I THINK YOU GOT TO LET THEM
STAY >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THEM
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GOT TO KEEP 'EM.
AND SOMEONE GOES, "ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT GETTING RABIES THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE ME
RABIES THEY MIGHT GIVE ME WABIES. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE OF SO CUTE THEY ARE >> THEY'RE SO CUTE
THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE ME WABIES [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CALL 9-1-1, AND BE LIKE, "I THINK I HAVE WABIES.
THEY'RE GOING TO SEND A WAMBULANCE OVER. AND I'M GOING TO GO TO THE
HOSPITAL, AND THEY'RE GOING TO SAY DO YOU HAVE INSUWANCE. AND I'M GOING TO GO, "I HAVE
BOO CROSS AND BOO SHIELD." >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW CUTE RACCOONS ARE
TALK MAKE YOU TALK LIKE A BABY YOU TALK ABOUT DATING IN YOUR STANDUP.
HOW'S DATING LIFE GOING? >> IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, IT'S NOT GOING GREAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S TRUE. >> ALL RIGHT
THE WOMEN I DATE HAVE ALWAYS KIND OF LIKE -- KIND OF BOSSED ME AROUND A LITTLE BIT
I THINK THEY SEE ME AS, LIKE, A FIXER-UPPER. [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE I'M LOOKING FOR A COACH, YOU KNOW SO, THEY WOULD CONSTANTLY BE
TELLING ME, LIKE, THEY'D ALWAYS SAY LIKE, "I TRAINED HIM I TAUGHT HIM."
WHICH IS LIKE, YOU EVER HEAR A A GUY SAY THAT NO BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ANY
PIMPS. [ LAUGHTER ] SO, AND THEN WOMEN WOULD TELL
ME WHAT TO DO, AND THEN YOU TALK ABOUT THIS ON THE SHOW RECENTLY
I HAD A WOMAN THAT I WAS DATING, WE DIDN'T EVEN LIVE TOGETHER
SHE MADE ME GET RID OF A PIECE OF ART, AND THEN NO ONE BELIEVED ME.
AND THEN YOU TALKED ABOUT IT ON THE SHOW, AND I'M SO GRATEFUL. PLEASE -
>> Jimmy: I HAVE A CLIP OF ME TALKING ABOUT THIS
AND I ALSO LOVE STAINED GLASS.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST CAME UP
HE'S LIKE, "YOU LOVED STAINED GLASS. DO YOU LIKE BUDDY HOLLY?
I GO, "I DO ACTUALLY." HE GOES, "I HAVE A STAINED GLASS PORTRAIT OF BUDDY HOLLY
THAT MY WIFE IS LIKE, 'THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE KEEPING THIS IN THE LIVING ROOM.'" SO, I GO, "I
WILL BORROW IT, AND WHENEVER YOU NEED IT BACK, I WILL HANG IT IN MY OFFICE.
AND IT'S BEEN IN MY OFFICE SINCE 'LATE NIGHT.'" NEAL BRENNAN, IF YOU NEED IT
BACK I HAVE IT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S YOU
IT WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND, NOT YOUR WIFE. EITHER WAY, I HAVE IT'S BEEN IN
MY OFFICE -- >> I FEEL LIKE IF I COULD GET IT BACK.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MY GIRL -- MY GIRLFRIEND THAT I'M DATING WITH -- MY
GIRLFRIEND THAT I'M DATING NOW IS HERE. LIKE, WE COULD MAYBE -- WE
COULD BRING IT OUT [ DRUM ROLL >> Jimmy: CAN WE SHOW IT OUT
CAN WE BRING OUT -- COME ON OVER *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS HAS BEEN WITH ME FOR ALMOST 15 YEARS NOW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE DIDN'T WANT THIS IN THEIR LIVING ROOM.
>> I KNOW. AND I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A GOOD PLACE IN MY LIFE -- ISN'T THAT
COOL LIKE, I'M IN A GOOD PLACE IN MY LIFE
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN TELL BY THE SILENCE HOW COOL IT IS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> IT'S REALLY - THERE'S A REVERENT SILENCE FOR HOW COOL THIS IS
>> Jimmy: CAN I ASK YOU THIS IT HAS BEEN MINE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE IT.
I LOVE IT SO MUCH. >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: WHERE DID YOU GET IT
>> I GOT IT IN THE STREET IN ENGLAND. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EVEN COOLER
>> I KNOW, I KNOW. >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT EVEN MORE. YOU GOT THIS ON THE STREET IN
ENGLAND. NOW IT'S LIVED IN MY OFFICE FOR 15 YEARS
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND NOW I'M GIVING IT BACK TO YOU.
I'M A MAN OF MY WORD - >> LET ME JUST -- MY GIRL IS HERE
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN A GOOD PLACE, AND I CAN SORT OF MAKE MY DECISIONS
VAL, WILL YOU STAND UP MY GIRLFRIEND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SO, BABE, WHAT DO YOU THINK? CAN WE KEEP IT >> NO, IT'S GROSS.
>> Jimmy: YES! [ SAD TUBA ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YES! IT'S MINE AGAIN! THANK YOU!
SHE'S A KEEPER I LOVE HER, BY THE WAY NEAL BRENNAN, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE SPECIAL "NEAL BRENNAN BLOCKS" IS STREAMING NOW ON
NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM WIZKID.
STICK AROUND * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: PERFOMING "MONEY AND LOVE" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "MORE
LOVE, LESS EGO," GIVE IT UP FOR WIZKID [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* NOBODY LIKE M BODY LIKE ME BABY, WHEN I PULL UP *
* PUT YOU ALL IN MY JEANS BIG LOLLIPOP, BABY LICK LIKE ICE CREAM *
* BIG BAD WIZ MR YOU TO BUJU BANTON *
* OR BUJU BENSO GIRL, ANY RECORD GIRL, I GO MAKE YOU SING *
* KNOW SHE DEY PRAY FOR THE KOKOMICI I GOT THE HOLY WATER *
* BABY, MAKE YOU COME SWI MY POCKET FULL OF MONEY OH MY HEART DEY FULL OF LOVE *
* OH, OH, O NOBODY BETTER FO THE DANCER NO FINE *
* LADY SHE DE BOUNCE ALONG SKINTIGHT FOR YOUR BODY YEAH *
* WHAT YOU DEY WANT NA HIN I WANT TO KNO DON'T STOP *
* MAKE YOU DRAG ME ON WHAT YOU DEY ON NA HIN I WANT TAKE ON *
* NOW PAMI, OH, LOMI, O BURN THAT SPLIFF BE YOUR ROMEO *
[ SINGING NON-ENGLISH [ SINGING NON-ENGLISH * JE, JE, JE, MAKE I GIVE A
JE, JE, JE, AH, AH, AH, AH JE, JE, JE, TAKE YOUR * * TROUBLE AND PAIN AWAY
SAY, OH, AY, O SAY THE MONEY I GO SUPPLY * * OH THING LONG FRO
LA TO OKOKOMAIKO I WEY FIT FLY * * ENTER MUMBAI, O
PRETTY LADY ARE YOU ON SAY NA ONE TIME, OH * [ SINGING NON-ENGLISH
* I DEY FEEL FINE MAKE ME FEEL NICE * * BUSS TWO SHOT FOR
THIS ONE NIGHT MY POCKET FULL OF MONEY OH * * MY HEART DEY FULL OF LOVE
OH, OH, OH NOBODY BETTER AM * * FOR THE DANCE
NO FINE LADY SHE DEY BOUNCE ALONG * * SKINTIGHT FOR YOUR BODY
YEAH WHAT YOU DE WANT NA HIN I WANT TO KNOW * * DON'T STOP MAKE
YOU DRAG ME ON WHAT YOU DEY ON NA HIN * * I WANT TAKE O
[ SINGING NON-ENGLISH BURN THAT SPLIFF * * BE YOUR ROMEO
[ SINGING NON-ENGLISH GOT YOUR BACK WA SUN BI OH * [ SINGING NON-ENGLISH
TOUCH ME I TOUCH AS DEY OH [ SINGING NON-ENGLISH * JE, JE, JE MAKE I GIVE AM
JE, JE, JE TAKE YOUR TROUBLE * * AND PAIN AWAY
JE, JE, JE JE, JE, JE * * YEAH YOUR BODY THAN THE
MY MUMMY CAL OMO ME I NO GO * * THIS KIND OF TOUC
MAKE ME FEEL I DON G FINE GIRL T'OFE PAMI OH * * OMO THIS KIND LOVE, O
SAY MAKE I TOUCH * * AM GIVE AM PROPERLY MAKE I GIVE AM NORMALLY *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WIZKID, "MORE LOVE, LESS EGO" IS OUT NOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY THANKS TO SAMUEL L. JACKSON, NEAL BRENNAN, WIZKID
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *