1 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:11,111 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:12,545 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:18,018 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SAMUEL L. JACKSON, 4 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:23,056 NEAL BRENNAN MUSICAL GUEST WIZKID AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:29,429 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1749 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:36,102 >> Questlove: 1749 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:53,520 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:59,092 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 9 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:01,628 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU 10 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:04,364 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 11 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:08,501 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. 12 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:11,571 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN AT HOME 13 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:16,276 I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS -- MY GUEST TONIGHT IS THE ONE AND ONLY SAMUEL L. JACKSON 14 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:20,413 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * YES! 15 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:24,351 I BUMPED INTO HIM BACKSTAGE AND HE WAS CURSING LIKE CRAZY. >> Steve: REALLY 16 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:26,419 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TURNS OUT HE WAS JUST TRYING TO 17 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:29,155 GET TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THAT'S ALL, IT WAS FINE. 18 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:33,193 THE STARS ARE JUST LIKE US GUYS, IT'S FRIDAY. I'M IN A GREAT MOOD. 19 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:39,099 UNLIKE TWITTER, WE MADE IT TO THE WEEKEND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 20 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,867 AND I -- DID YOU SEE THIS AFTER MORE THAN 1,000 KEY 21 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:46,873 EMPLOYEES RESIGNED, TWITTER CLOSED ALL THEIR OFFICES AND APPARENTLY DUE TO THE MASS 22 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:51,011 RESIGNATIONS, THE PLATFORM COULD START BREAKING SOON. EVEN CRYPTO -- EVEN CRYPTO WAS 23 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:56,282 LIKE, "DAMN, THAT -- THAT CAME CRASHING DOWN FAST." [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,118 RIGHT NOW, THINGS ARE SO BAD, TWITTER RECOMMENDS WRITING YOUR TWEET ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND 25 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:02,188 JUST MAILING IT TO ALL OF YOUR FOLLOWERS. [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:04,090 YEAH, A TON OF EMPLOYEES QUIT AFTER ELON ASKED THEM TO COMMIT TO AN EXTREMELY HARDCORE WORK 27 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:11,264 ENVIRONMENT. STAFF WAS LIKE, "IF I'M GOING TO GO EXTREMELY HARDCORE FOR AN 28 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:14,634 APP, I DON'T WANT TWITTER MONEY. I WANT ONLYFANS MONEY. 29 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:18,905 [ LAUGHTER ] * >> Steve: TWITTER. 30 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:25,078 >> Jimmy: LAST NIGHT THINGS GOT SO BAD, THE HASH TAG #RIPTWITTER STARTED TRENDING 31 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:34,521 I JUST WANT TO SAY, I DIED ON TWITTER BEFORE IT WAS COOL [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 32 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:37,691 SOME PEOPLE SAY THE CHAOS AT TWITTER COULD LEAD TO A COMEBACK FOR TUMBLR. 33 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:41,828 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'D BE FUN TO GET MY POLITICAL NEWS AT THE SAME 34 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:47,000 PLACE I USED TO POST MY URKEL FANFICTION [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,835 YEAH, TWITTER'S NOT LOOKING SO GREAT RIGHT NOW, AND I THINK SOME OTHER COMPANIES ARE TRYING 36 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:52,539 TO TAKE ADVANTAGE. CHECK OUT THIS I SAW THIS TODAY 37 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:54,974 >> TWITTER IS AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER A HORRIBLE COMPANY THAT'S 38 00:02:54,974 --> 00:03:00,447 TERRIBLY RUN IN EVERY WAY. SO, WHEN THINKING OF US, REMEMBER, THERE'S WORSE. 39 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:04,818 >> A MESSAGE FROM TICKETMASTER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, NOW I GET IT 40 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:09,723 YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] I GET IT 41 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,958 SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON. TOMORROW PRESIDENT BIDEN'S GRANDDAUGHTER IS GETTING 42 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:17,697 MARRIED ON THE SOUTH LAWN OF THE WHITE HOUSE. THAT'S NICE, IT'S INTERESTING. 43 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:22,402 TO RSVP, YOU HAVE TO CHECK YES OR IVANKA. [ LAUGHTER ] 44 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:25,572 NOT GONNA -- NOT GONNA SHOW UP, NO BIDEN'S ALREADY EMOTIONAL. 45 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:28,975 IT'S THE FIRST TIME AN 80-YEAR-OLD HAS EVER SAID, "GET ON MY LAWN." 46 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:35,582 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE SOUTH LAWN." IT'S DIFFERENT GETTING MARRIED 47 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:38,318 WHEN YOUR GRANDFATHER'S PRESIDENT, THOUGH. YOU GET CARDS THAT SAY, "ENJOY 48 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:41,421 THE PANINI MAKER, LOVE KIM JONG-UN. [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:43,256 YEP, THE BIDEN FAMILY HAS A LOT TO CELEBRATE THIS WEEKEND, 'CAUSE ON SUNDAY, THE PRESIDENT 50 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:48,962 TURNS 80 [ APPLAUSE ] JUST TO GIVE YOU THE SENSE OF 51 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:55,101 HOW OLD THAT IS, CONSIDER THIS HE'S 80. [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:58,104 DEMOCRATS DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES, SO THERE ARE GOING TO BE NO SURPRISE PARTIES. 53 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:07,347 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DON'T CLAP TOO LOUD. 54 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:10,717 HE MIGHT BE WATCHING [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, THIS IS BIG - 55 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:13,887 TODAY THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT NAMED A SPECIAL COUNSEL TO INVESTIGATE WHETHER FORMER 56 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:19,893 PRESIDENT TRUMP SHOULD BE CHARGED FOR JANUARY 6th, OR TAKING CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS. 57 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:23,730 AS WE SPEAK, TRUMP IS SQUEEZING INTO A TURKEY COSTUME TO TRICK BIDEN INTO PARDONING HIM 58 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:31,504 [ LAUGHTER ] "GOBBLE, GOBBLE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 59 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:36,076 GOBBLE, GOBBLE." [ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, SOME BIG 60 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:43,316 SPORTS NEWS, THIS WEEKEND THE WORLD CUP BEGINS IN QATAR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 61 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:46,086 YEP. SOCCER IS HUGE ACROSS THE WORLD. 62 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:50,090 MEANWHILE, AMERICANS ARE LIKE, "WAIT, 'TED LASSO' IS BASED ON A REAL SPORT?" 63 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:52,859 [ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS - ON SUNDAY, ELTON JOHN IS 64 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:58,098 PERFORMING HIS FINAL CONCERT IN NORTH AMERICA, AND THE ENTIRE SHOW WILL AIR ON DISNEY PLUS 65 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:01,034 I JUST HOPE THE DISNEY PRODUCT PLACEMENT IS A LITTLE MORE SUBTLE THAN THE LAST TIME THEY 66 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:03,269 SUBTLE THAN THE LAST TIME THEY WORKED WITH HIM. CHECK IT OUT 67 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:04,604 * 68 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:12,512 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF DISNEY, I SAW THEY JUST FILED A PATENT 69 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:16,649 FOR A NEW TYPE OF ROLLER COASTER, AND IT LOOKS PRETTY CRAZY. 70 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:18,685 COASTER, AND IT LOOKS PRETTY CRAZY. WATCH THIS 71 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:20,620 >> WALT DISNEY JUST FILED A PATENT FOR A ROLLER COASTER 72 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:27,360 THAT JUMPS THE TRACK ENGINEERS SAY IT HAS TO MOVE AT PRECISE SPEED EVERY SINGLE 73 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:31,631 TIME - [ AUDIENCE OHS ] WHICH CAN EASILY BE IMPACTED BY 74 00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:33,266 THE WEATHER, BY HUMIDITY, NUMBER OF RIDERS, AND MANY, MANY OTHER ELEMENTS. 75 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:38,738 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE RIDE IS CALLED "YOU FIRST." 76 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:42,509 [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE GOING TO 77 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:45,078 PUT SOME PILLOWS DOWN THE FIRST FEW TIMES THEY TRY IT, SO IT SHOULD BE ALL RIGHT. 78 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:48,682 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S THE ONLY RIDE WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS "YOU MUST BE THIS 79 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,717 TALL TO DIE. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS IS NICE - 80 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,619 DISNEY TAKES YOUR PICTURE DURING THE RIDE AND A CRIME SCENE PHOTOGRAPHER TAKES IT 81 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:59,159 AFTER. [ LAUGHTER ] "JUMPS THE TRACKS. 82 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:00,694 MEANWHILE, SIX FLAGS IS LIKE, "BIG DEAL, WE'VE BEEN DOING THAT FOR YEARS." 83 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:05,198 [ LAUGHTER ] GET THIS, THE MAKERS OF SCRABBLE HAVE ANNOUNCED THAT 84 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:10,437 THEY NOW WILL ACCEPT HUNDREDS OF NEW WORDS CHECK OUT THIS COMMERCIAL THEY 85 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:11,271 OF NEW WORDS CHECK OUT THIS COMMERCIAL THEY JUST RELEASED. 86 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:13,606 * >> AMERICA'S MOST BELOVED BOARD 87 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:19,379 GAME IS BETTER THAN EVER, WITH HUNDREDS OF NEW PLAYABLE WORDS LIKE ADORBS, ZOODLE, AND GUAC. 88 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:26,486 AND TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE FUN, WE NOW ACCEPT MISSPELLED WORDS, MADE-UP WORDS, AND TATER TOTS. 89 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:30,957 [ LAUGHTER ] SCRABBLE, DO WHATEVER THE [ BLEEP ] YOU WANT 90 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:33,727 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: INTERESTING, RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 91 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,329 >> Steve: WOW. INDEED >> Jimmy: ALSO I READ THAT 92 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:37,931 TYSON FOODS RECALLED 94,000 POUNDS OF GROUND BEEF, 'CAUSE IT MAY CONTAIN A HARD 93 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:47,807 MIRROR-LIKE SUBSTANCE. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE REALLY BENDING OVER 94 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:50,443 BACKWARDS TO AVOID SAYING, "FINE, IT'S GLASS. OKAY?" 95 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:54,147 [ LAUGHTER ] A "MIRROR-LIKE SUBSTANCE"? NOTHING WORSE THAN EATING A ONE 96 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:57,417 POUND BURGER AND CATCHING A GLIMPSE OF YOURSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] 97 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,820 "OH. THAT'S WHAT I LOOK LIKE? GUYS, IT IS THE HOLIDAY SEASON, 98 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:05,025 AND THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE IS HERE IF YOU GUYS HAVEN'T SEEN IT 99 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:13,299 YET, HERE IT IS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING 100 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:16,236 TOO MEAN IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD USE SOME ENCOURAGEMENT BEFORE ITS BIG 101 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:20,707 LIGHTING LATER THIS MONTH, SO I WROTE A TINY SONG. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT 102 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:24,177 WROTE A TINY SONG. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 103 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:37,090 * YOU'RE 82 FEE AND ESSENTIALLY FLAWLESS * 104 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,959 * BUT WE CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU HAVE 105 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:44,330 MALE PATTERN BALDNESS * * JUST A WEEK AGO WE COULDN'T WAIT 106 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:48,268 FOR YOU TO SHOW UP * * BUT NOW WE'RE ALL WONDERIN 107 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:53,940 WHEN YOU'L GL-GL-GL-GL-GLOW UP * * IT'S TIME FOR A GLOW UP 108 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:57,077 A MIDTOWN MAKEOVER * * SO LET'S GE THE QUEER EYE GUYS 109 00:07:57,077 --> 00:08:04,017 TO DO A T-T-T-TAKE OVER * * IT'S TIME FOR GLOW UP YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY POOR-A 110 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:10,457 SO LET'S GO GET FREE SAMPLES AT S-S-S-SEPHORA * * IT'S TIME FOR A GLOW UP 111 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:14,260 YOU MIGHT NEED TO GO FASTER * * WE DON'T WANT TO WAIT 112 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:17,664 THIS ISN'T T-T-TICKETMASTER * [ LAUGHTER ] 113 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:22,135 * IT'S TIME FOR A GLOW UP I KNOW YOU'R NOT A QUITTER * 114 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:24,437 * AT LEAS YOU'RE DOING BETTE THAN THEY ARE AT 115 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:35,482 T-T-TWITTER * * IT'S TIME FOR GLOW UP IT'S TIME FOR A GLOW UP * 116 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:48,261 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. AND FINALLY, THIS IS SO COOL - 117 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,897 LAST NIGHT OUR PAL AARON JUDGE WAS NAMED THE AMERICAN LEAGUE'S MOST VALUABLE PLAYER 118 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:56,469 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND OF COURSE WE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FUN TO CELEBRATE 119 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,071 AND OF COURSE WE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FUN TO CELEBRATE TAKE A LOOK. 120 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,541 FLAGSHIP STORE HERE IN NEW YORK CITY WITH MY PAL, THE 121 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:05,745 AMERICAN LEAGUE MVP, AARON JUDGE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 122 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:07,714 WE'RE ABOUT TO SURPRISE SOME BASEBALL FANS WHO THINK THEY'RE GETTING THEIR PHOTO TAKEN WHILE 123 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:11,651 PRETENDING TO POSE IN A BATTER'S BOX AT YANKEE'S STADIUM. 124 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:15,422 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE I SEE YOU ALL THE TIME, IN THE BATTER'S 125 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:19,693 BOX. >> YOU READY FOR THIS? >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M READY FOR 126 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:23,129 YOU TO BE -- YEAH, IN YANKEE'S STADIUM, ALL THE TIME. THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE TO SEE 127 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:30,036 >> LET'S PLAY BALL * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 128 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:31,905 >> HELLO, HOW YOU DOING? NICE TO MEET YOU >> THIS IS OUR PHOTOGRAPHER, 129 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,406 CHRIS. HE'S GONNA SET YOU UP. >> OKAY, SO STAND IN THAT 130 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:40,046 BATTER'S BOX I'M GONNA GO OVER HERE OKAY 131 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:42,282 BIG SMILES, AND -- ONE, TWO, THREE. [ SHUTTER SNAPS 132 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:45,452 * >> Jimmy: STRIKE I THINK THAT WAS A STRIKE. 133 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,420 >> I THINK THAT WAS A BALL >> Jimmy: YOU DO >> YEAH. 134 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,489 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT CAN I MAKE THE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 135 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,424 >> I THINK I MIGHT DO IT >> NO WAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 136 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,626 I'M SHAKING RIGHT NOW. >> THREE, TWO, ONE HERE COMES THE PITCH 137 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:58,765 >> Jimmy: STRIKE STRIKE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 138 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,667 [ SHUTTER SNAPS LET'S ASK AARON JUDGE. >> YEAH, I THOUGHT THAT WAS 139 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:05,005 A LITTLE OUTSIDE TOO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YO! 140 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:08,174 >> YEAH, WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE HERE HE'S GOT A GOOD EYE. 141 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,477 >> NO WAY. >> HE'S GOT A GOOD EYE >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT 142 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,345 NOW? >> Jimmy: STRIKE THREE [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 143 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:15,382 [ SHUTTER SNAPS >> THAT'S CLEARLY A BALL BALLS, NOT STRIKES 144 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,883 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: IF AARON JUDGE SAYS THAT IT'S A BALL, THEN 145 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,785 JIMMY FALLON SAYS IT'S A A STRIKE - >> WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? 146 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:23,256 BALL OR STRIKE >> BALL. [ SHUTTER SNAPS 147 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:29,262 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> BALL FOUR >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A STRIKE. 148 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,131 >> BALL FOUR >> Jimmy: STRIKE >> TAKE YOUR BASE. 149 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:37,704 [ SCREAMS >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A STRIKE. [ SHUTTER SNAPS 150 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,439 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, BUT WHO -- WHO WOULD YOU [ BLEEP ]. 151 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,640 >> ONE MORE -- HEY, YOU'RE OUTTA HERE YOU'RE OUTTA HERE. 152 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,043 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GONNA THROW ME OUTTA HERE >> THAT'S IT 153 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,111 THAT'S IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ARRON JUDGE. 154 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:49,182 >> THREE, TWO, ONE [ SHUTTER SNAPS [ LAUGHTER ] 155 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,251 >> WHAT? JIMMY? >> Jimmy: YEAH 156 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:54,587 >> WHAT IS GOING ON? >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW AARON JUDGE >> YEAH, LIKE, MY BODY'S 157 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,489 SHAKING RIGHT NOW. CAN I -- CAN I, LIKE, GIVE YOU A HUG? 158 00:10:56,489 --> 00:11:04,464 IS THAT POSSIBLE >> YEAH, SURE. >> OKAY. 159 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:07,434 >> YOU WANNA STAY ON THE BOX THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS ] 160 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,937 EVEN BETTER, EVEN BETTER [ LAUGHTER ] >> THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING 161 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,138 YOU'VE DONE FOR NEW YORK [ INDISCERNIBLE * 162 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,207 [ SHUTTER SNAPS [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> OH, MY GOD. 163 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:17,711 >> I WAS THERE FOR 60, DUDE. IT WAS NUTS. >> HE SAW 60 164 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,979 >> CRAZY, RIGHT? >> AGAINST THE PIRATES, LIKE - IT WAS LIKE, THE CRAZIEST 165 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:23,616 FREAKIN' MOMENT OF MY LIFE >> Jimmy: LET'S GET A PIC TOO. >> OH, MY GOSH, YEAH, WHAT 166 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:26,319 [ SHUTTER SNAPS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 167 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,088 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL AND THE MLB FLAGSHIP STORE, AND OF COURSE, 168 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,824 AARON JUDGE. WE LOVE YOU, BUD CONGRATS 169 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:34,527 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS HERE. 170 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,765 NEAL BRENNAN IS ON THE SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM GRAMMY 171 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:43,169 AWARD WINNING AND MULTI-PLATINUM SELLING NIGERIAN SUPERSTAR, WIZKID. 172 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,805 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK 173 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,774 YOU NOTES," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 174 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:56,416 * * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, EARTH'S 175 00:11:56,416 --> 00:12:00,453 POPULATION FOR HITTING 8 BILLION. IF WE ALL CHIP IN $6, WE CAN 176 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:05,692 BUY TWITTER BACK FROM ELON [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LET'S DO IT! 177 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:25,145 LET'S DO IT! COME ON! >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 178 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:28,548 TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF. 179 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:31,584 I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND OF COURSE SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES. 180 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:35,221 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND TODAY. 181 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:38,091 SO I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, COULD I WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES 182 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:42,529 RIGHT NOW? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DURING THE SHOW? 183 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,699 THIS WILL BE PERFECT MAYBE IF I CAN GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC FROM 184 00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:48,768 HAPPY JAMES. HAPPY JAMES? * 185 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:54,674 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO HAPPY >> Steve: WOW, THAT IS HAPPY 186 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:58,144 JAMES. AWWWW. * 187 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:02,048 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, TICKETMASTER CRASHING BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE WANTED 188 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:04,384 TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS OR AS TICKETMASTER PUT IT, "IT'S ME 189 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:13,793 HI I'M THE PROBLEM, IT'S ME." GOSH, SORRY, I'M DOING IT -- 190 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:21,101 YOU KNOW WHAT THE JOKE IS. [ HUMMING IT'S A GOOD JAM. 191 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,970 * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU, AIRPLANE NECK 192 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:28,341 PILLOWS, FOR MAKING IT LOOK LIKE A FELL ASLEEP IN A VELVET TOILET 193 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:35,115 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "DON'T FLUSH DON'T FLUSH. 194 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:38,618 >> Steve: "DON'T FLUSH." IT'S A VELVET TOILET "HE'S SO RICH. 195 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:42,422 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "HE HAD A VELVET TOILET. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 196 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:48,428 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, EARTH'S POPULATION, FOR HITTING 197 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:53,099 8 BILLION. IF WE ALL CHIP IN SIX BUCKS, WE CAN BUY TWITTER BACK FROM ELON 198 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:56,536 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LET'S DO IT. LET'S DO IT! 199 00:13:56,536 --> 00:14:00,573 COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M IN 200 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:08,348 >> Steve: WOW. * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MOVING 201 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,951 WALKWAYS AT AIRPORTS FOR LETTING ME GET TO MY GATE A WHOLE THREE SECONDS FASTER 202 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:19,693 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I DO GO ON THEM ANYWAY >> Steve: I DO TOO 203 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,328 EVEN IF THEY'RE BROKEN >> Jimmy: THEY'RE FUN. IT'S THE FUTURE, RIGHT THERE 204 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,631 >> Steve: YEAH I FEEL LIKE THE JETSONS. >> Jimmy: YES. 205 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:29,202 >> Steve: YEAH * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, 206 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,738 "YELLOWSTONE," FOR PROVING THAT PARENTS CAN FIGURE OUT STREAMING APPS 207 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:39,179 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: COME ON! 208 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,680 TOPICAL. YEAH. >> Jimmy: PEACOCK. >> Steve: YEAH 209 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,550 PEACOCK, MAN >> Jimmy: PEACOCK ALL THE WAY, MAN. 210 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:48,221 >> Steve: THE P. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PEACOCK -- YOUR 211 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,958 NICKNAME, YOU CALL IT "THE P"? >> Steve: YEAH, WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONE. 212 00:14:51,958 --> 00:15:00,600 [ LAUGHTER ] * [ APPLAUSE ] 213 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,203 IT'S A FAMILY SHOW * [ LAUGHTER ] 214 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:15,048 [ RIM SHOT ] >> Jimmy: YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE. 215 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,650 WE'VE GOTTA MAKE A T-SHIRT WE'VE GOTTA MAKE A T-SHIRT, RIGHT? 216 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,153 >> Questlove: YO, IF THEY KNEW WHAT - THAT'S WHAT'S UP 217 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,789 >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 218 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,190 I KNOW I KNOW YOU JUST - 219 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,493 YEAH, THE PEOPLE AT PEACOCK ARE LIKE, "HE'S ONTO SOMETHING." [ LAUGHTER ] 220 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:31,865 >> Jimmy: OH, MAN. * THANK YOU, FRIENDSGIVING, FOR 221 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,433 BEING WHEN FRIENDS GATHER TOGETHER WITH A TURKEY, 3 SIDES, AND 20 BOTTLES OF 222 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:46,379 CHEAP WINE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "I BROUGHT THE WINE! 223 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,682 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, FRENCH'S FRIED ONIONS, FOR FIGURING OUT 224 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:50,550 THE SECRET TO GETTING PEOPLE TO EAT GREEN BEANS IS PUTTING A A DIFFERENT, BETTER FOOD ON 225 00:15:50,550 --> 00:16:00,060 TOP. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "THAT WAS YUMMY, I 226 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,562 NEED MORE. >> Jimmy: "WHAT'S THE SECRET?" "UH, I PUT DORITOS ALL OVER 227 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,364 IT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "OH, MY GOD, 228 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:07,934 DELICIOUS. >> Jimmy: MWAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 229 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:11,137 OH, YEAH, THIS IS GOOD * THANK YOU, THANKSGIVING, OR AS 230 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:16,042 THE FOLD OUT TABLES IN YOUR GARAGE PUT IT, "OUR TIME TO SHINE, BISH. 231 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:19,179 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT. 232 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,380 THOSE ARE OUR "THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 233 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:33,927 SAMUEL L. JACKSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 234 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,695 >> WHAT YOU GOT? [ CHEERS ] WHAT YOU GOT 235 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:55,382 WHAT YOU GOT * [ APPLAUSE ] 236 00:16:55,382 --> 00:17:00,186 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST GROSSING FILM ACTORS OF ALL TIME. 237 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:04,758 HE'S CURRENTLY ON BROADWAY, STARRING IN "THE PIANO LESSON," WHICH IS NOW PLAYING AT THE 238 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:09,763 BARRYMORE THEATER. PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, SAMUEL L. JACKSON. 239 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:30,784 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT WELCOME BACK 240 00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:34,187 WHAT A GOOD VIBE, RIGHT? >> THEY ROCKING OUT, MAN HEY GUYS. >> Jimmy: COME ON, 241 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:37,624 BUD. IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU. I HAVE LOTS OF THINGS TO TALK 242 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,593 TO YOU ABOUT >> FIRST OF ALL, LET ME THANK YOU FOR BEING SO NICE TO MY 243 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:46,299 WIFE WHEN SHE WAS HERE >> Jimmy: YOUR WIFE WAS SO FUNNY. 244 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:49,703 >> IT WAS LIKE ONE OF THE BEST SHOWS I'VE EVER SEEN YOU DO. [ LAUGHTER ] 245 00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:52,872 >> Jimmy: IT WAS IT WAS GOOD. SHE WAS FANTASTIC. 246 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,841 SHE WAS ON FIRE, BY THE WAY. TELL HER TO COME BACK ANY TIME SHE WANTS. 247 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,810 SHE CRUSHED. I LOVE HER >> THANK YOU 248 00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:59,446 >> Jimmy: AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT HER LATER ON WHEN WE TALK ABOUT THE PLAY 249 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,281 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: NOW I WANT TO TALK ABOUT NICK FURY. 250 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:05,018 YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FANS ARE WAITING 251 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:10,357 I'M WAITING. TWO NEW MARVEL PROJECTS, "THE MARVELS" AND "SECRET INVASION. 252 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:13,760 ARE YOU EXCITED TO PLAY -- PLAY HIM AGAIN? >> ALWAYS EXCITED TO, YOU KNOW, 253 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,130 PUT THAT EYE PATCH ON AND JUST HANG OUT WITH SOME OF THE PEOPLE THAT I REALLY, REALLY 254 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:22,769 ENJOY BEING AROUND WHEN THAT'S HAPPENING. LIKE, BRIE IS LIKE AMAZING AND 255 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:29,943 THE WHOLE NEW SETUP WITH "THE MARVELS," THE NEW FAMILY >> Jimmy: YOU LIKE GETTING IN 256 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:35,382 THERE. I SAW YOU, YOU MADE AN APPEARANCE ON "SESAME STREET." 257 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:38,118 NOT "THE AVENGERS," THIS IS THE -- >> "AVEGGIES." 258 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:41,421 >> Jimmy: "AVEGGIES. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THESE ARE 259 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:45,558 "THE AVEGGIES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE COME ON, BUD 260 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,294 THAT'S WHY WE LOVE YOU COME ON, YOU DO THIS -- COME ON 261 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:52,565 THAT'S COOL THAT YOU DO THAT >> A BUCKET LIST THING I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET ON IS 262 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,968 THE "SESAME STREET" FOR YEARS. >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> OH YEAH 263 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,703 YEAH, I'VE BEEN OUT TO MY PUBLICIST AND I'LL WALK UP TO HIM LIKE, WHEN AM I GOING TO 264 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,471 GET ON "SESAME STREET. AND EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEBODY ELSE ON THERE, I GO, HOW ARE 265 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:03,643 THEY ON THERE AND I CAN'T GET ON "SESAME STREET. >> Jimmy: YOU PROBABLY HAD TO 266 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:08,515 WATCH YOUR MOUTH A LITTLE BIT AROUND THE MUPPETS >> EVERY NOW AND THEN. 267 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,817 THE WORD OF THE DAY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MY FAVORITE WORD, THAT'S FOR SURE. 268 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:14,020 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I READ THIS INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOU THAT 269 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:19,459 WHEN YOU WERE DOING "STAR WARS" YOU USED TO CARRY A LIGHTSABER AROUND IN YOUR GOLF BAG. 270 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:24,364 >> "EPISODE III. >> Jimmy: SO YOU COULD PRACTICE 271 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:28,068 >> I HAD MY PRACTICE LIGHTSABER ACTUALLY, IT WAS THE LIGHTSABER 272 00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:32,672 I USED TO ACTUALLY FIGHT IN THE FILM BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE 273 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,943 A SABER THAT HAS A PLASTIC METAL THING THAT'S COVERED IN PLASTIC. 274 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:39,879 IT HAS ALL KINDS OF NICKS -- >> Jimmy: REALL, FROM REHEARSAL? 275 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:43,049 >> FROM REHEARSING BUT I HAD LIKE A 93 TO 98 MOVE -- THING TO LEARN, 276 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:52,792 GOING THROUGH THREE ROOMS, MOSTLY BACKWARDS >> Jimmy: OH YEAH, I GUESS SO. 277 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,661 >> SO, WHEN I WAS -- I HAD DOWN TIME IN THE TEE BOX JUST STANDING AROUND, I WOULD JUST 278 00:19:54,661 --> 00:20:00,000 TAKE IT OUT AND GOING THROUGH MY HEAD GOING THROUGH LIKE I WAS DOING STUFF. 279 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:05,038 AND I WOULD DO IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND PEOPLE ARE COOL WITH THAT 280 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,640 >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S FUN 281 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,943 >> YEAH, THE PEOPLE I WAS PLAYING WITH, THEY KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING. 282 00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:12,245 IT WAS ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: MACE WINDU'S JUST GOING FOR IT 283 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:15,415 >> YEAH, MAN JUST GOING IN THERE DOING MY THING. 284 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:18,585 IT'S NOT SIMPLE. >> Jimmy: I HAVE A - >> OH, LOOK OUT. 285 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:25,458 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I HAVE ONE OF ME TOO >> I'M FEELING THAT. 286 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:29,529 OKAY >> Jimmy: WOAH >> HOW DID YOU DO THAT 287 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:34,267 >> Jimmy: I USED THE FORCE [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T 288 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,836 KNOW >> Jimmy: CAN WE DIM THE LIGHTS 289 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:41,107 [ LAUGHTER ] >> BOOP IT AGAIN >> Jimmy: YEAH, CAN YOU BOOP IT 290 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:44,711 AGAIN? >> BOOP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 291 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,446 >> Jimmy: THAT'S COOL THERE. >> BUT DO THEY MAKE CLASHING SOUNDS WHEN THEY HIT 292 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,648 [ LIGHTSABER SOUND ] >> Jimmy: OH, THEY DO. MINE DOES. 293 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,950 >> A LITTLE BIT. THIS ONE DOES. >> Jimmy: WE CAN ADD IT IN 294 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:54,220 POST >> WHAT YOU GOT? WHAT YOU GOT 295 00:20:54,220 --> 00:21:02,195 * [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 296 00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:19,212 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 297 00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:27,554 >> Jimmy: COME ON. >> NOW IT'LL JUST STAY PURPLE. 298 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:32,492 >> Jimmy: YEAH, JUST STAY ON HERE WE GO THANK YOU. 299 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:35,195 WOW. >> GET THAT FOR CHRISTMAS. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR DOING 300 00:21:35,195 --> 00:21:37,163 THAT YEAH, I KNOW >> MY PLEASURE, MY PLEASURE. 301 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:39,466 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT THANK YOU, BUDDY CAN WE TALK ABOUT "THE PIANO 302 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,800 LESSON," PLEASE. >> YES, PLEASE >> Jimmy: THIS IS AT THE 303 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,103 BARRYMORE THEATER. YOU'RE GETTING RAVE REVIEWS ON THIS, AND YOU'RE DIRECTED BY 304 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:46,573 YOUR VERY TALENTED - >> MY WIFE LaTANYA DIRECTED IT, YES. 305 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,274 AND WE'RE HAVING A MEASURE OF SUCCES TO THE POINT THAT WE'VE BEEN EXTENDED NOW UNTIL 306 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:53,913 JANUARY 29th >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 307 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:58,385 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. * 308 00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:01,121 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU 309 00:22:01,121 --> 00:22:03,523 IF YOU'RE NOT DOING NOTHING OVER THE HOLIDAYS, COME SEE THE SHOW 310 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:07,227 OR CHRISTMAS NIGHT WE HAVE A SHOW CHRISTMAS NIGHT >> Jimmy: YOU'RE WORKING ON 311 00:22:07,227 --> 00:22:10,196 CHRISTMAS? >> 8:00, CHRISTMAS NIGHT >> Jimmy: NO WAY 312 00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:12,065 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE REALLY GOT TO WORK OVER THERE ON BROADWAY. 313 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:17,203 CAN WE SAY WHAT THE PLAY IS ABOUT? CAN WE SET IT UP 314 00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:19,739 >> WOW IT'S A PLAY. "THE PIANO LESSON" IS ABOUT AN 315 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:30,750 HEIRLOOM PIANO THAT'S IN THE HOUSE IN PITTSBURGH THAT BERNICE, MY NIECE, CHERISHES 316 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,819 IT'S A FAMILY HEIRLOOM AND HER BROTHER, BOY WILLY, PLAYED BY 317 00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:39,826 JOHN DAVID WASHINGTON -- DANIELLE BROOKES IS BERNISE. JOHN DAVID WASHINGTON WANTS TO 318 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:41,628 SELL THE PIANO TO ACQUIRE SOME LAND IN MISSISSIPPI THAT WILL CHANGE HIS LIFE AND KEEP HIM 319 00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:43,263 FROM GOING BACK AND FORTH THROUGH THE, YOU KNOW, THE PRISON SYSTEM OR WHATEVER'S 320 00:22:43,263 --> 00:22:54,674 GOING ON DOWN THERE. AND SHE WANTS TO KEEP IT HE WANTS TO SELL IT. 321 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:58,178 SO, THAT'S THE CONUNDRUM OF THE PLAY >> Jimmy: YEAH 322 00:22:58,178 --> 00:23:01,781 AND YOU ACTUALLY PLAYED IN THIS -- YOU WERE IN THIS PLAY. >> I WAS BOY WILLY -- I WAS THE 323 00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:06,486 ORIGINAL BOY WILLY IN THE FIRST PRODUCTION AT YALE 30-SOME YEARS AGO. 324 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:10,056 >> Jimmy: WOW. AND LOOK AT YOU NOW. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 325 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,726 >> NOW I GET TO -- >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE GET TO WORK ON CHRISTMAS NOW. 326 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:16,763 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I GET TO REST AND DO NOTHING. 327 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:19,699 BUT, I DO HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU BEFORE YOU KICK ME OUT OF HERE 328 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:21,568 IF I GET A BILL FROM ELON MUSK FOR $8, CAN I SEND THAT TO YOU SINCE I JOINED TWITTER ON THIS 329 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:30,310 SHOW [ AUDIENCE OHs ] >> Jimmy: YOU DID. 330 00:23:30,310 --> 00:23:33,079 >> REMEMBER THAT MY FIRST TWEET WAS ON THIS SHOW 331 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:36,883 >> Jimmy: I WILL GET YOU $8. I PROMISE, I'LL GIVE YOU $8. >> NO, $8 A MONTH. 332 00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:39,819 >> Jimmy: OH >> RIGHT $8 A MONTH, RIGHT? 333 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:43,656 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT TO TALK -- I'LL TALK TO ELON. 334 00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:47,694 I'LL FIGURE OUT SOMETHING. SAMUEL L. JACKSON. "THE PIANO LESSON" IS PLAYING 335 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:51,865 NOW THROUGH JANUARY 29th AT THE BARRYMORE THEATER. WE'RE DOING SOMETHING FUN AFTER 336 00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:55,101 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 337 00:23:55,101 --> 00:24:20,493 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 338 00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:26,633 WE ARE HERE WITH SAMUEL L. JACKSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 339 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,368 SAMUEL, YOU HAVE A CAREER THAT SPANS DECADES OF BOTH OSCAR WINNING MOVIES, SOME OF THE 340 00:24:28,368 --> 00:24:29,536 MOST FAMOUS FRANCHISES OF ALL TIME YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL 341 00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:34,374 I THOUGHT YOU COULD HELP ME SETTLE SOME OF THE BIGGEST AND MOST IMPORTANT DEBATES EVER. 342 00:24:34,374 --> 00:24:37,777 ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS >> NO FEAR >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 343 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:39,079 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. IT'S TIME FOR "SAMUEL L. JACKSON SETTLES IT. 344 00:24:41,114 --> 00:24:43,450 SETTLES IT * 345 00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:50,090 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, BUD. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. IS IT PEA-CAN PIE OR PECAN PIE 346 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:54,828 >> PEA-CAN PIE OR PECAN? IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID? >> Jimmy: PECAN. 347 00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:57,564 >> PECAN >> Jimmy: PECAN. >> PECAN 348 00:24:57,564 --> 00:25:02,268 >> Jimmy: PECAN PIE. >> PEA-CAN PIE IF YOU'RE FROM THE SOUTH. 349 00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:06,639 PECAN PIE IF YOU'RE FROM THE NORTH. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT 350 00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:11,111 [ APPLAUSE ] CHRISTMAS TREE REAL OR FAKE ONE 351 00:25:11,111 --> 00:25:14,414 >> REAL. [ APPLAUSE ] YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE THAT PINE 352 00:25:14,414 --> 00:25:20,620 SMELL IN THE HOUSE YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT TO SMELL IT 353 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,922 YOU CAN'T SMELL THAT TINSEL TREE, THAT ALUMINUM THING PEOPLE PUT UP. 354 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,658 >> Jimmy: I HAD A FAKE THING IN MY HOUSE FOR YEARS MY WHOLE LIFE, GROWING UP, I 355 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:28,528 HAD THE SAME CHRISTMAS TREE. IT WAS IN THE BASEMENT AND EVERY TIME WE PULLED IT 356 00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:31,231 OUT, IT WAS THIS MUSTY SMELL AND THAT IS THE SMELL OF CHRISTMAS FOR ME 357 00:25:31,231 --> 00:25:34,734 >> THAT IS SO BAD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: STOVE TOP STUFFING OR 358 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:39,639 HOMEMADE STUFFING. >> HOMEMADE STUFFING WHAT 359 00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:43,376 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STOVE TOP STUFFING >> Jimmy: REALLY 360 00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,111 >> STOVE TOP STUFFING -- THE CITY DWELLERS WHO NEVER HAD TO COOK AT HOME OR NEVER HAD 361 00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:52,552 A REAL KITCHEN OR NEVER WANTED TO SMELL THE FOOD COOKING ALL DAY? 362 00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:55,622 SEE, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE THAT SMELL ALL DAY. YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE STOVE TOP 363 00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:59,092 QUICK, QUICK, QUICK. NO >> Jimmy: NO 364 00:25:59,092 --> 00:26:01,628 IT'S GOT TO GO ALL THE WAY ALL RIGHT. I LIKE THE HOMEMADE. 365 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:05,231 WINDOW SEAT OR AISLE SEAT. >> ON WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] 366 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:12,772 ON A PLANE OH, PEOPLE GET CHOICES [ LAUGHTER ] 367 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:16,509 IF I'M ON A -- WELL, I LIKE AN AISLE SEAT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE CRAWLING OVER PEOPLE, WHEN I 368 00:26:16,509 --> 00:26:20,547 USED TO FLY WITH OTHER PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. 369 00:26:20,547 --> 00:26:27,954 WOW. THAT'S THE OLD SAMUEL L. JACKSON. 370 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:31,791 YEAH >> YOU HAVE TO ADJUST IN THE TIMES. 371 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:37,464 YOU ADJUST -- YOU PICK YOUR CONTRACT PERKS >> Jimmy: VERY SMART MAN 372 00:26:37,464 --> 00:26:41,735 >> DON'T FLY WITH OTHER PEOPLE >> Jimmy: FRIES -- FRIES OR ONION RINGS. 373 00:26:41,735 --> 00:26:46,673 >> OH, FRIES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SAUTED ONIONS. 374 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:52,112 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY >> SAUTED ONIONS >> Jimmy: ORIGINAL "STAR WARS," 375 00:26:52,112 --> 00:27:00,220 OR "EMPIRE STRIKES BACK? >> THE ORIGINAL "STAR WARS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 376 00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:05,225 THERE WAS NOTHING LIKE -- I REMEMBER WATCHING THAT FILM ON, LIKE, 44th STREET. 377 00:27:05,225 --> 00:27:08,395 I WAS LIKE AT THE SECOND SCREENING OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY GO INTO HYPER SPACE 378 00:27:08,395 --> 00:27:12,232 FOR THE FIRST TIME, THAT WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD, WHAT WAS THAT 379 00:27:12,232 --> 00:27:14,034 >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT >> PLUS, THAT WAS LIKE DURING 380 00:27:14,034 --> 00:27:18,238 THE TIME YOU HAD HORRIBLE WEED AND LITTLE NICKEL BAGS AND YOU SITTING THERE AND THEY GO -- 381 00:27:18,238 --> 00:27:29,949 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS LIKE -- THE BOMB! IT WAS ALL THAT. 382 00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:33,319 YEAH >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY -- LET'S FIGURE THIS OUT ONCE AND FOR 383 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:41,961 ALL. WHAT IS THE BEST CURSE WORD? >> THE BEST CURSE WORD 384 00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:46,700 DAMN, IT'S HARD TO SAY I MEAN, I LOVE MY FAVORITE BECAUSE IT'S MY FAVORITE, BUT 385 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:58,078 EVERYBODY DOESN'T DO IT GREAT. AND I DON'T KNOW, MAN, IT'S LIKE -- IT'S SO MANY GOOD ONES 386 00:27:58,078 --> 00:27:59,779 >> Jimmy: IT'S A LOT OF GOOD ONES >> THE ONES WITH ONE SYLLABLE 387 00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:06,686 AREN'T AS GOOD AS THE ONES WITH TWO AND THREE SYLLABLES. >> Jimmy: YEAH, FOUR SYLLABLES 388 00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:11,491 >> THE MORE SYLLABLES YOU HAVE, THE BETTER THE CURSE WORD. >> Jimmy: UH-UH, UH-UH 389 00:28:11,491 --> 00:28:17,063 >> RIGHT YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: WE WOULD SAY - 390 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:23,737 >> SAYING SOMBITCH IS NOT AS GOOD AS SON OF A BITCH >> Jimmy: YEAH 391 00:28:23,737 --> 00:28:29,943 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SYLLABLES THERE YOU HAVE IT. 392 00:28:29,943 --> 00:28:31,544 SAMUEL L. JACKSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 393 00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:59,472 NEAL BRENNAN, EVERYBODY. * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 394 00:28:59,472 --> 00:29:03,009 A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN, WHO'S ALSO AN EMMY-NOMINATED WRITER AND DIRECTOR 395 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:06,146 HIS LATEST STANDUP SPECIAL "NEAL BRENNAN BLOCKS" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX 396 00:29:06,146 --> 00:29:11,251 STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME NEAL BRENNAN 397 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:14,788 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 398 00:29:14,788 --> 00:29:31,037 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NICE TO SEE YOU 399 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:33,039 AGAIN, BUD YOU LOOK GREAT >> NICE TO BE HERE 400 00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:37,077 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU STRAIGHT UP BECAUSE I -- CRYPTO 401 00:29:37,077 --> 00:29:42,449 STARTED TO CRASH IT'S CRASHING NOW, WHATEVER. I WENT UP TO YOU EARLIER, AND I 402 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:45,819 WAS LIKE, "YOU MUST BE BUMMED BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME ABOUT CRYPTO." 403 00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:49,422 >> NO. >> Jimmy: IT WAS NOT YOU >> WE SPENT THE LAST FIVE YEARS 404 00:29:49,422 --> 00:29:53,259 BEING, LIKE, SORT OF SHAMED ABOUT CRYPTO YOU GOT IT 405 00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:56,629 NO YOU'RE A COWARD? NO, YEAH 406 00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:59,366 YOU'RE STUPID? YOU'RE A STUPID COWARD YOU HAVE CRYPTO? 407 00:29:59,366 --> 00:30:02,936 AND IT'S BEEN SORT OF CRASHING THE PAST COUPLE MONTHS AND I'VE GOT TO SAY, IT'S BEEN 408 00:30:02,936 --> 00:30:09,009 PRETTY SATISFYING TO WATCH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH 409 00:30:09,009 --> 00:30:15,782 WATCHING CRYPTO CRASH IS LIKE WATCHING THE FYRE FESTIVAL FROM A NEARBY BOAT. 410 00:30:15,782 --> 00:30:22,622 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE REACTING VERY POSITIVELY TO YOUR 411 00:30:22,622 --> 00:30:28,028 SPECIAL, "BLOCKS" ON NETFLIX CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH 412 00:30:28,028 --> 00:30:33,600 >> Jimmy: DO YOU -- DO YOU - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DO YOU PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT 413 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,168 PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA. >> YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL ON 414 00:30:35,168 --> 00:30:39,639 SOCIAL MEDIA, AS WE ALL KNOW FOR MEN, IT'S A LOT OF -- THE SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCES FOR MEN 415 00:30:39,639 --> 00:30:43,109 ARE -- I CALL THEM THE CLAPPERS BECAUSE THEY START ALL THEIR POSTS LIKE THIS, "SUP, GUYS. 416 00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:44,878 IF YOU'RE UNDER 30, I JUST HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW, NO ONE'S EVER CLAPPED AND SAID ANYTHING 417 00:30:44,878 --> 00:30:59,059 GREAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] JFK WASN'T LIKE, "ASK NOT WHAT 418 00:30:59,059 --> 00:31:02,896 YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU --" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING ON TOUR 419 00:31:02,896 --> 00:31:07,167 NEXT YEAR, BUDDY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A BIG DEAL. 420 00:31:07,167 --> 00:31:09,202 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE WATCHING THE HOUSE 421 00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:10,970 >> I HAVE SOMEONE -- MY FRIEND SARAH WATCHES THE HOUSE. SHE WAS WATCHING IT THIS YEAR 422 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:18,845 WHEN I WAS ON TOUR I HAVE LIKE A SMALL POOL, AND I HAD RACCOONS BACK THERE. 423 00:31:18,845 --> 00:31:23,450 AND MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS LIKE, "YOU'VE GOT TO KILL THEM." >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 424 00:31:23,450 --> 00:31:30,423 >> AND THEN SHE SENT ME VIDEO, AND THEY'RE SO CUTE. I DON'T -- CAN YOU SHOW THE 425 00:31:30,423 --> 00:31:33,827 VIDEO? >> Jimmy: THE VIDEO OF RACCOONS IN NEAL'S BACKYARD 426 00:31:33,827 --> 00:31:34,661 >> Jimmy: THE VIDEO OF RACCOONS IN NEAL'S BACKYARD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 427 00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:43,236 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. CLEANING THEMSELVES? 428 00:31:43,236 --> 00:31:47,707 I MEAN, STOP [ LAUGHTER ] >> I THINK YOU GOT TO LET THEM 429 00:31:47,707 --> 00:31:50,110 STAY >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THEM 430 00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:52,178 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GOT TO KEEP 'EM. 431 00:31:52,178 --> 00:31:54,481 AND SOMEONE GOES, "ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT GETTING RABIES THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE ME 432 00:31:54,481 --> 00:32:01,688 RABIES THEY MIGHT GIVE ME WABIES. [ LAUGHTER ] 433 00:32:01,688 --> 00:32:03,556 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE OF SO CUTE THEY ARE >> THEY'RE SO CUTE 434 00:32:03,556 --> 00:32:06,292 THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE ME WABIES [ LAUGHTER ] 435 00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:09,062 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CALL 9-1-1, AND BE LIKE, "I THINK I HAVE WABIES. 436 00:32:09,062 --> 00:32:14,701 THEY'RE GOING TO SEND A WAMBULANCE OVER. AND I'M GOING TO GO TO THE 437 00:32:14,701 --> 00:32:17,537 HOSPITAL, AND THEY'RE GOING TO SAY DO YOU HAVE INSUWANCE. AND I'M GOING TO GO, "I HAVE 438 00:32:17,537 --> 00:32:21,908 BOO CROSS AND BOO SHIELD." >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW CUTE RACCOONS ARE 439 00:32:21,908 --> 00:32:26,846 TALK MAKE YOU TALK LIKE A BABY YOU TALK ABOUT DATING IN YOUR STANDUP. 440 00:32:26,846 --> 00:32:30,984 HOW'S DATING LIFE GOING? >> IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, IT'S NOT GOING GREAT. 441 00:32:30,984 --> 00:32:36,089 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S TRUE. >> ALL RIGHT 442 00:32:36,089 --> 00:32:41,695 THE WOMEN I DATE HAVE ALWAYS KIND OF LIKE -- KIND OF BOSSED ME AROUND A LITTLE BIT 443 00:32:41,695 --> 00:32:45,098 I THINK THEY SEE ME AS, LIKE, A FIXER-UPPER. [ LAUGHTER ] 444 00:32:45,098 --> 00:32:46,833 LIKE I'M LOOKING FOR A COACH, YOU KNOW SO, THEY WOULD CONSTANTLY BE 445 00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:52,539 TELLING ME, LIKE, THEY'D ALWAYS SAY LIKE, "I TRAINED HIM I TAUGHT HIM." 446 00:32:52,539 --> 00:32:54,874 WHICH IS LIKE, YOU EVER HEAR A A GUY SAY THAT NO BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ANY 447 00:32:54,874 --> 00:33:00,246 PIMPS. [ LAUGHTER ] SO, AND THEN WOMEN WOULD TELL 448 00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:06,853 ME WHAT TO DO, AND THEN YOU TALK ABOUT THIS ON THE SHOW RECENTLY 449 00:33:06,853 --> 00:33:12,325 I HAD A WOMAN THAT I WAS DATING, WE DIDN'T EVEN LIVE TOGETHER 450 00:33:12,325 --> 00:33:16,563 SHE MADE ME GET RID OF A PIECE OF ART, AND THEN NO ONE BELIEVED ME. 451 00:33:16,563 --> 00:33:20,400 AND THEN YOU TALKED ABOUT IT ON THE SHOW, AND I'M SO GRATEFUL. PLEASE - 452 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,701 PLEASE - >> Jimmy: I HAVE A CLIP OF ME TALKING ABOUT THIS 453 00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:25,538 AND I ALSO LOVE STAINED GLASS. 454 00:33:25,538 --> 00:33:27,507 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST CAME UP 455 00:33:27,507 --> 00:33:31,211 HE'S LIKE, "YOU LOVED STAINED GLASS. DO YOU LIKE BUDDY HOLLY? 456 00:33:31,211 --> 00:33:33,680 I GO, "I DO ACTUALLY." HE GOES, "I HAVE A STAINED GLASS PORTRAIT OF BUDDY HOLLY 457 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,582 THAT MY WIFE IS LIKE, 'THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE KEEPING THIS IN THE LIVING ROOM.'" SO, I GO, "I 458 00:33:35,582 --> 00:33:44,357 WILL BORROW IT, AND WHENEVER YOU NEED IT BACK, I WILL HANG IT IN MY OFFICE. 459 00:33:44,357 --> 00:33:46,960 AND IT'S BEEN IN MY OFFICE SINCE 'LATE NIGHT.'" NEAL BRENNAN, IF YOU NEED IT 460 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:47,827 NEAL BRENNAN, IF YOU NEED IT BACK I HAVE IT. 461 00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:49,696 >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOU 462 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:52,332 IT WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND, NOT YOUR WIFE. EITHER WAY, I HAVE IT'S BEEN IN 463 00:33:52,332 --> 00:34:00,840 MY OFFICE -- >> I FEEL LIKE IF I COULD GET IT BACK. 464 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,742 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MY GIRL -- MY GIRLFRIEND THAT I'M DATING WITH -- MY 465 00:34:02,742 --> 00:34:06,046 GIRLFRIEND THAT I'M DATING NOW IS HERE. LIKE, WE COULD MAYBE -- WE 466 00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:10,917 COULD BRING IT OUT [ DRUM ROLL >> Jimmy: CAN WE SHOW IT OUT 467 00:34:10,917 --> 00:34:13,186 CAN WE BRING OUT -- COME ON OVER * 468 00:34:13,186 --> 00:34:19,859 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS HAS BEEN WITH ME FOR ALMOST 15 YEARS NOW. 469 00:34:19,859 --> 00:34:23,897 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE DIDN'T WANT THIS IN THEIR LIVING ROOM. 470 00:34:23,897 --> 00:34:27,834 >> I KNOW. AND I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A GOOD PLACE IN MY LIFE -- ISN'T THAT 471 00:34:27,834 --> 00:34:31,071 COOL LIKE, I'M IN A GOOD PLACE IN MY LIFE 472 00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:33,406 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN TELL BY THE SILENCE HOW COOL IT IS [ LAUGHTER ] 473 00:34:33,406 --> 00:34:39,746 >> IT'S REALLY - THERE'S A REVERENT SILENCE FOR HOW COOL THIS IS 474 00:34:39,746 --> 00:34:43,149 >> Jimmy: CAN I ASK YOU THIS IT HAS BEEN MINE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE IT. 475 00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:46,753 I LOVE IT SO MUCH. >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: WHERE DID YOU GET IT 476 00:34:46,753 --> 00:34:51,458 >> I GOT IT IN THE STREET IN ENGLAND. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EVEN COOLER 477 00:34:51,458 --> 00:34:53,960 >> I KNOW, I KNOW. >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT EVEN MORE. YOU GOT THIS ON THE STREET IN 478 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,130 ENGLAND. NOW IT'S LIVED IN MY OFFICE FOR 15 YEARS 479 00:34:57,130 --> 00:34:59,432 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND NOW I'M GIVING IT BACK TO YOU. 480 00:34:59,432 --> 00:35:02,602 I'M A MAN OF MY WORD - >> LET ME JUST -- MY GIRL IS HERE 481 00:35:02,602 --> 00:35:07,741 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN A GOOD PLACE, AND I CAN SORT OF MAKE MY DECISIONS 482 00:35:07,741 --> 00:35:19,886 VAL, WILL YOU STAND UP MY GIRLFRIEND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 483 00:35:19,886 --> 00:35:24,591 SO, BABE, WHAT DO YOU THINK? CAN WE KEEP IT >> NO, IT'S GROSS. 484 00:35:24,591 --> 00:35:27,060 >> Jimmy: YES! [ SAD TUBA ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 485 00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:30,497 YES! IT'S MINE AGAIN! THANK YOU! 486 00:35:30,497 --> 00:35:33,099 SHE'S A KEEPER I LOVE HER, BY THE WAY NEAL BRENNAN, EVERYBODY. 487 00:35:33,099 --> 00:35:35,201 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE SPECIAL "NEAL BRENNAN BLOCKS" IS STREAMING NOW ON 488 00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:40,106 NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM WIZKID. 489 00:35:40,106 --> 00:35:43,476 STICK AROUND * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 490 00:35:43,476 --> 00:36:13,606 * >> Jimmy: PERFOMING "MONEY AND LOVE" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "MORE 491 00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:21,214 LOVE, LESS EGO," GIVE IT UP FOR WIZKID [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 492 00:36:39,265 --> 00:36:42,902 * NOBODY LIKE M BODY LIKE ME BABY, WHEN I PULL UP * 493 00:36:42,902 --> 00:36:46,840 * PUT YOU ALL IN MY JEANS BIG LOLLIPOP, BABY LICK LIKE ICE CREAM * 494 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,076 * BIG BAD WIZ MR YOU TO BUJU BANTON * 495 00:36:50,076 --> 00:36:54,080 * OR BUJU BENSO GIRL, ANY RECORD GIRL, I GO MAKE YOU SING * 496 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,217 * KNOW SHE DEY PRAY FOR THE KOKOMICI I GOT THE HOLY WATER * 497 00:36:57,217 --> 00:37:02,589 * BABY, MAKE YOU COME SWI MY POCKET FULL OF MONEY OH MY HEART DEY FULL OF LOVE * 498 00:37:02,589 --> 00:37:06,626 * OH, OH, O NOBODY BETTER FO THE DANCER NO FINE * 499 00:37:06,626 --> 00:37:11,531 * LADY SHE DE BOUNCE ALONG SKINTIGHT FOR YOUR BODY YEAH * 500 00:37:11,531 --> 00:37:14,267 * WHAT YOU DEY WANT NA HIN I WANT TO KNO DON'T STOP * 501 00:37:14,267 --> 00:37:18,772 * MAKE YOU DRAG ME ON WHAT YOU DEY ON NA HIN I WANT TAKE ON * 502 00:37:18,772 --> 00:37:22,475 * NOW PAMI, OH, LOMI, O BURN THAT SPLIFF BE YOUR ROMEO * 503 00:37:22,475 --> 00:37:44,064 [ SINGING NON-ENGLISH [ SINGING NON-ENGLISH * JE, JE, JE, MAKE I GIVE A 504 00:37:44,064 --> 00:37:53,073 JE, JE, JE, AH, AH, AH, AH JE, JE, JE, TAKE YOUR * * TROUBLE AND PAIN AWAY 505 00:37:53,073 --> 00:38:02,482 SAY, OH, AY, O SAY THE MONEY I GO SUPPLY * * OH THING LONG FRO 506 00:38:02,482 --> 00:38:08,488 LA TO OKOKOMAIKO I WEY FIT FLY * * ENTER MUMBAI, O 507 00:38:08,488 --> 00:38:23,470 PRETTY LADY ARE YOU ON SAY NA ONE TIME, OH * [ SINGING NON-ENGLISH 508 00:38:23,470 --> 00:38:31,678 * I DEY FEEL FINE MAKE ME FEEL NICE * * BUSS TWO SHOT FOR 509 00:38:31,678 --> 00:38:35,815 THIS ONE NIGHT MY POCKET FULL OF MONEY OH * * MY HEART DEY FULL OF LOVE 510 00:38:35,815 --> 00:38:38,051 OH, OH, OH NOBODY BETTER AM * * FOR THE DANCE 511 00:38:38,051 --> 00:38:40,286 NO FINE LADY SHE DEY BOUNCE ALONG * * SKINTIGHT FOR YOUR BODY 512 00:38:40,286 --> 00:38:42,922 YEAH WHAT YOU DE WANT NA HIN I WANT TO KNOW * * DON'T STOP MAKE 513 00:38:42,922 --> 00:38:45,125 YOU DRAG ME ON WHAT YOU DEY ON NA HIN * * I WANT TAKE O 514 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:57,237 [ SINGING NON-ENGLISH BURN THAT SPLIFF * * BE YOUR ROMEO 515 00:38:57,237 --> 00:39:01,508 [ SINGING NON-ENGLISH GOT YOUR BACK WA SUN BI OH * [ SINGING NON-ENGLISH 516 00:39:01,508 --> 00:39:03,376 TOUCH ME I TOUCH AS DEY OH [ SINGING NON-ENGLISH * JE, JE, JE MAKE I GIVE AM 517 00:39:03,376 --> 00:39:05,345 JE, JE, JE TAKE YOUR TROUBLE * * AND PAIN AWAY 518 00:39:05,345 --> 00:39:24,364 JE, JE, JE JE, JE, JE * * YEAH YOUR BODY THAN THE 519 00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:26,533 MY MUMMY CAL OMO ME I NO GO * * THIS KIND OF TOUC 520 00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:29,269 MAKE ME FEEL I DON G FINE GIRL T'OFE PAMI OH * * OMO THIS KIND LOVE, O 521 00:39:29,269 --> 00:39:39,212 SAY MAKE I TOUCH * * AM GIVE AM PROPERLY MAKE I GIVE AM NORMALLY * 522 00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:49,155 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WIZKID, "MORE LOVE, LESS EGO" IS OUT NOW 523 00:39:49,155 --> 00:39:54,961 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY THANKS TO SAMUEL L. JACKSON, NEAL BRENNAN, WIZKID 524 00:39:54,961 --> 00:39:58,565 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 525 00:39:58,565 --> 00:40:01,301 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 526 00:40:01,301 --> 00:40:01,301 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *