>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JERRY SEINFELD
ADAM DEVINE, MUSICAL GUEST, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1753
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. HELLO. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, ENJOY
YOURSELVES WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME
I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A VERY HAPPY THANKSGIVING HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * BY NOW YOUR PANTS HAVE
COMPLETED THEIR JOURNEY FROM ON, TO UNBUTTONED, TO WHO NEEDS PANTS?
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, CONGRATULATIONS. PLEASE, GET COMFORTABLE, RELAX
YOU JUST DID ALL THE DISHES. OR YOU STOOD AROUND PRETENDING TO BE BUSY TO AVOID DOING THE
DISHES WHATEVER YOU DID [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND ACT -- ACTUALLY I'D LIKE TO MAKE A QUICK PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, IF I COULD, IF
YOU'RE STILL AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW, EVERYONE WANTS YOU TO GO HOME
[ LAUGHTER ] BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GO IT'S TIME. OF COURSE, THANKSGIVING WAS
A LITTLE DIFFERENT THIS YEAR YOUR COUSIN WHO WAS SUPER INTO CRYPTO LAST THANKSGIVING, NOT
SO CHATTY ANYMORE. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A BIG NIGHT, NOT ONLY IS
IT THANKSGIVING, BUT WE'RE COMING TO YOU AFTER TONIGHT'S GAME BETWEEN THE MINNESOTA
VIKINGS AND THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS THE PATRIOTS PLAYING ON
THANKSGIVING MAKES SENSE BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE STARTED THE DAY LOOKING LIKE THIS.
AND THEN AFTER ALL THE EATING AND STRESS, THEY END UP LOOKING LIKE THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME RELATIVES WANTED TO WATCH FOOTBALL, OTHERS WANTED TO
WATCH THE WORLD CUP, WHILE YOUR ONE CREEPY NEPHEW WANTED EVERYONE TO WATCH "DAHMER.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU GO, "NO. WELL, GET THIS, I READ THAT
BECAUSE OF INFLATION, THE COST OF THIS YEAR'S THANKSGIVING DINNER WAS UP ABOUT 20%.
IT WAS TOUGH, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LOVE BASTING YOUR TURKEY WITH PREMIUM GASOLINE
[ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, TURKEY WAS NEARLY 75% MORE EXPENSIVE
YEAH LET'S JUST SAY, IF YOU ATE A A TURDUCKEN, THE TUR MIGHT HAVE
BEEN TURTLE. [ AUDIENCE GROANS I ACTUALLY SAW THAT DUE TO
RISING PRICES OF TURKEY AND OTHER MEATS, A LOT OF PEOPLE SERVED PLANT-BASED
ALTERNATIVES SO IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY ARBY'S AND TACO BELL ARE OPEN
ON THANKSGIVING, THAT'S WHY. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT'S NOT JUST INFLATION,
TURKEYS WERE ALSO HARDER TO COME BY BECAUSE OF A BIRD FLU OUTBREAK
WITH EVERYTHING ELSE GOING AROUND, JUST TO BE SAFE, PEOPLE ALSO SERVED MASKED POTATOES.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE --MASKED. >> Steve: MASKED
>> Jimmy: MASKED, THANK YOU. MASKED POTATOES. >> Steve: M-A-S-K, MASKED.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A JOKE FOR EVERYBODY. >> Steve: NOT MASHED, MASKED
>> Jimmy: NO, NO DID YOU SEE THIS, THOUGH, HIGGINS?
FRANK'S RED HOT JUST RELEASED AN INJECTOR TO HELP YOU GET HOT SAUCE INTO YOUR TURKEY THIS
YEAR LOOK AT THIS OH
IT'S A GREAT WAY TO SPICE UP YOUR TURKEY, AND IF YOU MIX IN A LITTLE PFIZER, EVEN BETTER
WAY TO GET YOUR UNCLE VACCINATED [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
HAVE SOME MORE TURKEY. WHITE MEAT OR DARK -- BREAST WELL, THIS IS WILD, I SAW
A SURVEY THAT SAID THIS THANKSGIVING A THIRD OF AMERICANS SERVED FOOD INFUSED
WITH CANNABIS. [ CHEERS ] YEAH, WEED AND OPERATING A DEEP
FRYER, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? [ LAUGHTER ]
OF COURSE, WEED'S ALWAYS BEEN A PART OF THANKSGIVING, THE PILGRIMS WERE SO STONED THEY
PUT BUCKLES ON THEIR HATS. [ LAUGHTER ] ALSO, IT'S PROBABLY NOT THE
BEST DAY TO BE HIGH. IT'S LIKE, "DUDE, I SWEAR I SAW A 50 FOOT PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY
FLOATING DOWN SIXTH AVENUE." [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, ANOTHER POLL SAID
36% OF AMERICANS ADMIT TO DRINKING MORE THAN USUAL YOU KNOW YOU DRANK TOO MUCH
WHEN THERE'S ENOUGH EMPTY WINE BOXES TO BUILD A FORT. DON'T YOU THINK?
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT ALL JOKES ASIDE, WE HAVE SO MUCH TO BE THANKFUL FOR.
WE LIVE IN THE GREATEST NATION ON EARTH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'RE MAKING IT THROUGH A PANDEMIC [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND NO MATTER WHAT CHANNEL YOU WATCH, THERE'S A COMMERCIAL FEATURING SHAQ, YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH TO BE GRATEFUL
FOR THESE DAYS I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE A MOMENT AND GO AROUND AND SAY WHAT
WE'RE THANKFUL FOR I WILL START I AM THANKFUL FOR MY FAMILY, MY
FRIENDS, AND THIS VIDEO.
WHAT DO I DO [ BELCHING ]
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT YOU WHAT ABOUT YOU, HIGGINS?
>> Steve: WELL, I'M THANKFUL FOR MY KIDS, AND MY WIFE, AND THIS VIDEO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING, YEAH
WHAT ABOUT YOU TARIQ >> Tariq: WELL, I'M THANKFUL FOR MY BANDMATES, MY FANS, AND
THIS VIDEO
>> I GOT THESE NEW BOOTS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, QUEST, WHAT ABOUT YOU >> Questlove: I'M THANKFUL FOR
MY RELATIVES, MY FRIENDS, AND THIS VIDEO
[ BLEEP
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT TO GIVE THANKS. HEY, THIS WAS FUN, TODAY THE
96th ANNUAL MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE AIRED ON NBC. 96
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS THERE. WE WERE THERE, THE ROOTS AND I
WERE AT THE PARADE I WAS HONORED TO BE PERFORMING AT THE PARADE, ALTHOUGH IT WAS
TOUGH WHEN KIDS WERE SHOUTING, "JIMMY, WE LOVED YOUR BALLOON," AND I HAD TO TELL THEM, "I
DON'T HAVE A BALLOON, THAT'S JUST MY HEAD." [ LAUGHTER ]
THE PARADE WAS GREAT ALTHOUGH SADLY AFTER A GUST OF WIND, THE CHASE FROM PAW PATROL
BALLOON WAS NEUTERED BY THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT'S RIGHT, THE PARADE HAD 16 BALLOONS, 28 FLOATS,
12 MARCHING BANDS, AND GET THIS, MORE THAN 700 CLOWNS [ AUDIENCE GROANS
BUT IT GOT WEIRD WHEN MACY'S SAID, "WE DIDN'T HIRE ANY CLOWNS."
[ LAUGHTER ] * RING AROUND THE ROSIE POCKET FULL OF POSIE
ASHES * [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OF COURSE,
THANKSGIVING MARKS THE OFFICIAL START OF THE HOLIDAY SHOPPING SEASON, BUT I HEARD THAT THIS
YEAR WALMART, TARGET, AND BEST BUY WERE ALL CLOSED FOR THE DAY.
YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT
THEY TOLD THEIR EMPLOYEES, "TAKE THE DAY OFF, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU HERE UNTIL
12:01 A.M. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, ACCORDING TO A NEW
SURVEY, A DECENT NIGHT OF SLEEP IS AT THE TOP OF MOST AMERICANS' HOLIDAY WISH LIST
SO IF YOU MADE IT THROUGH MY MONOLOGUE, YOU'RE GETTING SLEEPY, YOU'RE GETTING SLEEPY.
[ APPLAUSE ] BUT YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO STICK AROUND, BECAUSE
JERRY SEINFELD IS HERE, TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
JERRY SEINFELD ADAM DEVINE IS ON THE SHOW THIS EVENING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT A PERFORMANCE FROM BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN,
TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, LET'S GO
WRITE SOME "THANK YOU NOTES. COME ON, EVERYBODY
*
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS, HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYBODY.
I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A GREAT DAY. TODAY'S JUST ABOUT OVER, AND I
JUST THOUGHT I'D TAKE A LOOK AT MY THANKSGIVING BINGO CARD >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: MIGHT AS WELL. I ALREADY HAD DINNER LET'S SEE HOW I DID HERE
OKAY, FIRST UP, IN THIS SQUARE, WE HAVE -- "YOU FORGET YOUR COUSIN'S KIDS NAME, BUT IT'S
TOO LATE TO ASK NOW. YEAH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
TARIN? OH, IT'S KAREN THIS NEXT SQUARE SAYS, "THE
THEME OF YOUR AUNT'S BATHROOM IS 'SEASHELLS.'" AH
A LOT OF -- SOME ARE SOAP, SOME ARE REAL, WHO KNOWS? LET'S SEE.
SO I GOT -- I'M TWO FOR TWO ON THAT ONE >> Steve: YOU'RE TWO FOR TWO,
DUDE >> Jimmy: YEAH LET'S SEE THIS NEXT SQUARE
HERE "A GEN-Z RELATIVE CALLS YOUR SIDE DISH 'MID.'
>> Steve: MID. >> Jimmy: MID. >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEXT ONE HERE
"COUSINS HOME FROM COLLEGE COME BACK FROM POST MEAL 'WALK' WITH BLOODSHOT EYES."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "HEY, DUDE, WHAT ARE WE EATING MAN?
>> Steve: "FAKE TURKEY, DUDE." >> Jimmy: "YOU GOT ANY FUNYUNS, DUDE?"
ALL RIGHT. THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN >> Jimmy: HERE'S THE FREE
SPACE, "SOMEONE BRINGS UP KANYE. [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, WELL THAT'S -- EVERYONE GETS THAT ONE, EVERYONE GETS THAT ONE, OF COURSE.
THE NEXT SQUARE SAYS, "YOUR UNCLE GOES WAY TOO HARD DURING FLAG FOOTBALL, PUTS GRANDPA IN
A COMA." >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NOT THIS YEAR, NOT THIS YEAR, THANKFULLY. >> Steve: LAST YEAR.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, LAST YEAR. NO, THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY HOW ABOUT THIS ONE HERE SAYS,
"FAMILY MEMBER WHO'S BEEN DIVORCED THREE TIMES ASKS SOMEONE IF THEY'RE 'SEEING
ANYONE.' >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU KNOW WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE HERE? "WEIRD COUSIN TRIES TO SELL YOU TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS HE GOT ON
THE BLACK MARKET." [ LAUGHTER ] ACTUALLY DID HAPPEN TO ME, I'LL
TAKE THAT ONE. AND FINALLY, "THE ROOMBA SUCKS UP A ROGUE TURKEY BONE, CATCHES
FIRE." OH, THAT'S - HEY, I GOT BINGO
>> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I GOT THANKSGIVING
BINGO. ALL RIGHT! GUYS, TODAY IS A DAY ALL ABOUT
GIVING THANKS, SO, WHY NOT A A BETTER DAY TO WRITE MY WEEKLY "THANK YOU NOTES" RIGHT NOW.
YOU GUYS MIND? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, I'D LOVE TO.
JAMES, CAN I GET SOME "THANK YOU NOTE" WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE
* >> Steve: WOW. *
THANKFUL >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS, FOR
LEADING TO AN EPIC GAME OF FRIDGE TETRIS. [ APPLAUSE ]
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, CANNED CRANBERRY SAUCE, FOR BEING THE
ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ITS SHAPE AFTER THANKSGIVING [ APPLAUSE ]
YOU CAN'T MESS WITH THAT I LIKE A GOOD DESSERT THAT HAS ABS.
>> Steve: YEAH * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, WORLD CUP
TROPHY - >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: -- BECAUSE EVERYONE
KNOWS THE FIRST RULE OF SOCCER IS HOLD THE BALL WITH TWO HANDS.
[ APPLAUSE ] WHAT >> Steve: WHAT
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, PEELING POTATOES, FOR EITHER BEING A
A SIGN THAT YOU'RE HELPING MOM, OR DID SOMETHING WRONG IN BOOT CAMP
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE BEETLE BELLY >> Steve: YEAH, GET OVER HERE.
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANKSGIVING, FOR BEING THAT
SPECIAL DAY WHEN YOUR FAMILY IS EITHER UPSET YOU'RE NOT MARRIED, OR UPSET ABOUT WHO YOU
DID MARRY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "HE'S A LOSER.
* THANK YOU, AIRPORT X-RAY MACHINE, FOR LETTING ME WORK
OFF THANKSGIVING BY DOING ONE VERY SLOW JUMPING JACK [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
* THANK YOU, FAMILY PHOTOS FOR LETTING ME REMEMBER EXACTLY
WHAT MOOD EACH FAMILY MEMBER WAS IN AT THE TIME [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE OUR "THANK YOU NOTES.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JERRY SEINFELD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Steve: CORRECT! >> Jimmy: WOW, LOOK AT YOU >> Steve: YOUR NEW PUPPIES ARE
KYLE McADAMS AND LISA ARMSTRONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH, MY GOSH. >> OH, I AM PUPPY RICH
* >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITES
HIS NEW BOOK "THE COMEDIANS IN CARS GETTING COFFEE BOOK" IS AVAILABLE NOW.
EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, JERRY SEINFELD.
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT --
>> THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. >> Jimmy: IS THAT AWESOME? >> THAT IS AWESOME
>> Jimmy: COME ON, THEY LOVE YOU! THEY -- I -- WE LOVE YOU
COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S BETTER.
>> THAT IS SO NICE THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THAT >> Jimmy: WHAT IS BETTER THAN
HAVING - >> NOTHING >> Jimmy: -- JERRY SEINFELD
HERE ON THANKSGIVING I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK ON
THE SHOW I'M PSYCHED. >> WHY DO YOU SAY THAT
"THANK YOU FOR COMING. EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE ON THIS SHOW
YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ANYBODY. >> Jimmy: NO, BUT --
>> EVERYONE IS DYING TO GET ON THE SHOW >> Jimmy: NO, BUT IT'S
THANKSGIVING SO IT'S -- WHY NOT GIVE THANKS.
MORE THANKS. >> OH, OKAY, THAT'S NICE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I OVERTHINK EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH, HOW ARE -- HOW IS THE FAMILY?
HOW ARE THE KIDS >> FAMILY IS GREAT WHO DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT?
>> Jimmy: SASHA. >> SASHA IS -- SHE'S IN COLLEGE.
SO, YOU KNOW, SHE WAS THE FIRST ONE, SHE'S MY OLDEST >> Jimmy: YEP.
>> SO SHE GOES TO COLLEGE, FIRST YEAR, FRESHMAN YEAR, AND EVERYBODY, YOU KNOW, IS LIKE,
"ARE YOU OKAY, JERRY YOU KNOW, YOUR LITTLE GIRL LEFT THE HOUSE, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU HAVE A KID, SEE -
HOW OLD IS YOUR OLDEST >> Jimmy: NINE >> NINE, OKAY.
YOU'RE NOT CLOSE YET [ LAUGHTER ] BUT WHEN YOU HAVE A KID -- YOU
KNOW, WHEN YOU HAVE A 9-YEAR-OLD, IT'S LIKE A BABY ALLIGATOR.
IT'S LIKE, YOU HAVE A BABY ALLIGATOR. IT'S A FANTASTIC, FUN LITTLE -
IF YOU FOUND A BABY ALLIGATOR, YOU'D PUT IT IN YOUR TUB ALL YOUR FRIENDS WOULD COME
OVER TO CHECK IT OUT AND IT WOULD BE, "OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS!"
AND YOU'D PUT -- "PUT YOUR FINGER FEEL THOSE LITTLE TEETH.
BABY ALLIGATOR TEETH." AND THEN SOME TIME GOES BY AND YOU GO, "WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS
THING THE HELL OUT OF HERE." [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S -- IT GOT BIG
IT'S TOO BIG [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT
ANALOGY. >> I FEEL -- I FEEL NERVOUS WITH THIS THING IN THE HOUSE
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WITH A KID IT NEEDS TO BE OUT THERE
MURDERING AND EATING OTHER THINGS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE THE BOYS >> THE BOYS ARE GREAT. MY NEXT ONE UNDER THAT, I TRY
TO TALK TO HIM HE'S 17. AND IT'S A LITTLE DIFFICULT
COMMUNICATING. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WHATEVER I SAY --
THIS IS NOT A JOKE THE ALLIGATOR THING WAS A JOKE [ LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T -- I DON'T HAVE A BABY ALLIGATOR. BUT THIS IS JUST -- THIS IS
WHAT HE SAYS WHATEVER I SAY, HE GOES, "YOU'RE NOT WRONG.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHICH -- I MEAN, WHY WOULD I SAY
SOMETHING THINKING I'M WRONG I MEAN - [ LAUGHTER ]
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME - >> Jimmy: "YOU'RE NOT WRONG. >> "YOU'RE NOT WRONG."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL HE SAYS TO YOU?
>> THAT'S WHAT HE SAYS OR I'LL SAY, "LET'S GET CHINESE FOOD," AND HE'LL SAY, "THAT'S
FAIR." [ LAUGHTER ] HOW COULD IT BE FAIR OR UNFAIR
>> Jimmy: HEY, HAVE YOU HAD A CHANCE TO CHECK IN ON JAY LENO
OUR FRIEND >> I TALKED TO JAY YESTERDAY HE'S DOING GREAT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> JAY IS DOING GREAT.
>> Jimmy: HAPPY TO HEAR THAT >> WE WISH HIM THE BEST. >> Jimmy: WISH YOU THE BEST,
JAY. >> THIS IS THE EXACT CONVERSATION -
I GET ON THE PHONE WITH HIM. THE GUY'S IN A BURN UNIT, OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YOU CALL HIM, "JAY. HE GETS ON THE PHONE, HE ANSWERS THE PHONE.
I -- "JAY, HOW YOU DOING?" HE SAYS, "I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
"I'M GOOD. "SO, DID YOU HEAR -- I HEARD THERE WAS A LOT OF SNOW.
WAS THERE A LOT OF SNOW BACK EAST?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
JAY, YOU'RE IN A -- WHO CARES ABOUT SNOW [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: JAY, YOU'RE -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS SERIOUS,
YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL >> YEAH, YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL
YEAH, FORGET ABOUT YOU, LET'S GET -- I HAD A SNOWPLOW, AND I GOT TO
PUT CHAINS ON. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO WHY ARE WE TALKING -
>> NO, JAY >> Jimmy: HE HOSTED "THE TONIGHT SHOW" WITH A BROKEN
LEG. DID YOU KNOW THAT? >> YEAH, NO, I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT >> Jimmy: HE GOT IN A -- THIS WAS IN THE '80s, YEAH.
HE GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT, AND DIDN'T - STILL WANTED TO DO "THE TONIGHT
SHOW." HAD A JOB TO DO. HOSTED THE SHOW WITH A BROKEN
LEG. >> THAT'S WHAT'S GREAT, HE'S THE TOUGHEST GUY IN THE WORLD,
AND HE'LL MAKE A FULL RECOVERY HE'S GONNA BE GREAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD MAN, YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S TALK ABOUT THE "COMEDIANS IN CARS GETTING COFFEE BOOK.
I'M SO EXCITED THAT YOU PUT THIS OUT IT IS NOT ONLY SOME OF THE
FUNNIEST COMEDIANS THAT YOU EVER COULD THINK OF SAYING THE FUNNIEST THINGS, BUT ALSO SOME
GREAT BEHIND THE SCENES STORIES ABOUT HOW THIS CAME TO BE. HOW DID THE FIRST ONE START?
WAS IT YOU AND LARRY DAVID >> THE FIRST ONE STARTED WITH MY FRIEND BARRY MARDER
WE WERE DRIVING AROUND ONE TIME, AND I SAID, "YOU KNOW, THIS IS SUCH A FUNNY
CONVERSATION I WONDER IF THIS IS A SHOW." BECAUSE I THINK THESE -- THIS
IDEA, I DON'T KNOW -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS. WHY DON'T WE JUST CUT TO THE
JOKES? >> Jimmy: YOU MEAN - >> YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE THESE
TALK SHOWS, PEOPLE WALK OUT. TO MUSIC [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YES. >> WHY -- WHY DO WE NEED ALL OF THIS
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S A GREAT PART OF THE SHOW >> COME OUT AND I --
>> Jimmy: PEOPLE LOVE THIS AND THEY PLAY MUSIC -- >> WHY NOT JUST CUT, CUT
[ LAUGHTER ] CUT THE VIDEO. AND THEN I'LL GO RIGHT INTO THE
ALLIGATOR BIT RIGHT FROM HERE. >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SO YOU DON'T WANT -- AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW, WHEN I WALK OUT, THAT'S --
>> DO WE NEED IT I DON'T KNOW DO WE NEED -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO "THE TONIGHT SHOW" JUST BEGINS --
>> YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ] IT BEGINS WITH THE ALLIGATOR
BIT. [ LAUGHTER ] OR THE -- YOU KNOW, THE
ELECTRIC KNIFE, AND -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'LL DO THAT BIT.
>> THE TURKEY BIT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO MY IDEA WAS "CONVERSATION IS
GOOD," BUT THIS IS BEFORE THE WHOLE PODCAST EXPLOSION. I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND HOW
PEOPLE LIKE TWO HOURS OF THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU LIKE EDITING.
>> CUT EVERYTHING. CUT IT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND -- >> CUT THAT, TOO, BY THE WAY [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I WAS WAITING. *
I WAS WAITING! I KNEW -- I'M WORKING ON IT, ALL RIGHT?
YEAH >> KNOW WHAT IT'S A STAND-UP THING.
STAND-UP COMEDY IS LIKE, "I HAVE A LOT OF FUNNY IDEAS. "JUST GIVE US THE FUNNIEST
ONES WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ELSE
>> Jimmy: EDIT >> EDIT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, A
CONVERSATION -- EDIT A A CONVERSATION >> RIGHT
EDIT YOUR CLOSET >> Jimmy: YEAH >> EDIT YOUR LIFE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> EDIT EVERYTHING DOWN. >> Jimmy: AND THEN SO YOU DID
THAT, AND THEN - IT WAS ON -- WASN'T EVEN ON -- IT WAS BEFORE STREAMING OR ANY
OF THE STUFF WHEN YOU WOULD -- >> YEAH, I JUST PUT IT ON THE INTERNET
AND I JUST PUT IT ON A WEBSITE, AND I JUST LEFT IT THERE AND --
>> Jimmy: IT JUST GREW FROM THERE. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WE DID -- ONE OF MY FAVORITE MEMORIES OF MY LIFE WAS HANGING OUT WITH YOU
WE DID -- WE WERE IN A GRAY CAR, THAT KEPT BREAKING DOWN, BY THE WAY, DO YOU REMEMBER
THAT >> THE CAR OH, THE CORVETTE BROKE DOWN.
IT WAS A '54 CORVETTE. >> Jimmy: AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING WATCHING
JERRY SEINFELD STALL IN A CAR. >> YEAH, I GOT VERY FRUSTRATED, YEAH
>> Jimmy: PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "OH, IS JERRY'S SAD THEY CAN'T START THE CAR?
[ LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE OLD WOMEN WERE LAUGHING AT US.
>> BUT THEN WE GOT TO GO IN MY BOSTON WHALER -- THE WORLD'S GREATEST BOATS
>> Jimmy: YES! >> BOSTON WHALER >> Jimmy: I ENDED UP GETTING -
>> AND YOU GOT ONE BECAUSE YOU LOVED MINE >> Jimmy: YES.
I GOT IT BECAUSE I WAS IN THAT THING AND I GO, "THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE
DO YOU USE IT? AND YOU GO, "I LIKE THIS." >> YEAH, I HAVE A 13-FOOT
BOSTON WHALER. YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE BOATS? IT'S "THE UNSINKABLE LEGEND" IS
THE -- IS THE HOOK FOR THE BRAND. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> BECAUSE YOU CAN CUT A BOSTON WHALER INTO PIECES AND IT STILL FLOATS
>> Jimmy: WHICH I PLAN TO DO >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND THEN I THOUGHT, "HE'S THE UNSINKABLE LEGEND. YOU KNOW HOW HE HAS THIS
AMAZING, UNNATURAL ENTHUSIASM ALL -- EVERY NIGHT HE'S -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERY NIGHT. YOU ARE THE UNSINKABLE LEGEND.
>> Jimmy: NO, YOU ARE -- YOU ARE THE GREATEST THANK YOU.
YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME A GOOD NICKNAME EVERY TIME YOU COME ON
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH "THE UNSINKABLE LEGEND" IS WHAT
I'M GONNA GO WITH THIS TIME. >> RIGHT OR "THE WHITE SNOW LEOPARD."
>> Jimmy: -- SNOW LEOPARD WAS A DIFFERENT ONE. [ LAUGHTER ]
GUYS, THE "COMEDIANS IN CARS GETTING COFFEE" BOOK IS OUT RIGHT NOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO COME BACK WITH JERRY SEINFELD, AND SOME
PUPPIES WHEN WE COME BACK. THIS IS GONNA BE FUN COME ON BACK
>> PUPPIES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* OH LET'S DANC WHOO BUT DARLIN' YOU LIED
DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * * YEAH DARLIN' YOU LIED DARLIN' I LOVE YOU
YEAH DARLIN' YOU LIED * >> Steve: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
I'M STEVE HIGGINS, AND WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY "PUP QUIZ.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: OH PLAYING TONIGHT, WE HAVE THE HOST OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW,"
MR. JIMMY FALLON >> Jimmy: OH, HI, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* THAT'S A CUTE PUPPY. >> Steve: AND HIS OPPONENT, THE
WRITER OF "THE COMEDIANS IN CARS GETTING COFFEE BOOK," AVAILABLE NOW,
MR. JERRY SEINFELD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: AND THIS IS THE FIRST
PUPPY UP FOR GRABS, GARY FRICK JR. [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS.
I'LL BE ASKING BOTH OF YOU ANIMAL TRIVIA QUESTIONS. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
>> Steve: AND IF YOU ANSWER CORRECTLY, YOU WIN A LABRADOR RETRIEVER PUPPY.
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT GAME. >> Steve: IF YOU ANSWER
INCORRECTLY, YOUR OPPONENT GETS THE PUPPY. >> Jimmy: OH
>> Steve: SO, WHOEVER HAS THE MOST PUPPIES AT THE END OF THE GAME IS, GUESS WHAT?
THE PUP QUIZ CHAMPION. JERRY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
JERRY, YOU'RE OUR GUEST, SO YOU'LL ANSWER THE FIRST QUESTION
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> WHO IS GARY FRICK JR. >> Steve: HIM, RIGHT HERE.
>> Jimmy: GARY FRICK JR. IS THE NAME OF THE DOG. AND ORIGINALLY -- MY DOG'S NAME
IS GARY. >> OH. >> Jimmy: IT WAS THE FIRST -
>> Steve: SO, THAT WAS THE FIRST GARY FRICK JR. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND IT WAS A
A PUPPY FROM THE SHOW. AND IT WAS A SKETCH WE DID AND THEN AT THE END OF THE
SHOW, I SURPRISED MY WIFE WITH THE PUPPY. >> OH, MY GOD.
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: NEVER SURPRISE YOUR WIFE WITH A PUPPY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NO >> Jimmy: TERRIBLE
TERRIBLE THING >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE GETTING
SOMEONE A JOB. IT'S LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
"HONEY, SURPRISE YOU NOW WORK AT 7-ELEVEN." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: YOU'RE THE ASSISTANT MANAGER. >> THAT'S GREAT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> DON'T CUT THAT OUT. LEAVE THAT JOKE IN
>> Steve: YEAH, LEAVE THAT IN. >> THAT'S GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. JERRY SEINFELD SAID I GOT -- I LOVE THAT.
>> Steve: YEAH >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IT MAKES MY WHOLE YEAR MADE MY WHOLE YEAR
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. >> Steve: ALL RIGHT, JERRY, HERE'S YOUR QUESTION
>> OKAY. >> Steve: WHERE DO WILD TURKEYS SLEEP?
IS IT, "A," IN TREES "B," IN TALL GRASS OR "C," IN MUD
>> OR "D," WHO CARES [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: AGAIN.
>> THE ANSWER WOULD BE - >> Jimmy: TALL GRASS THIS IS THE --
>> "B," IN TALL GRASS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS, LIKE, OBVIOUS.
>> Steve: TALL GRASS THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY.
>> YES [ BUZZER ] >> Steve: OH, YOU'RE WRONG
[ SAD TUBA ] THE CORRECT ANSWER IS TREES. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
SO, JIMMY, YOU GET GARY FRICK JR. >> Jimmy: HEY, BUDDY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: HERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: HI
>> Steve: TREES. >> Jimmy: HI >> Steve: NEXT QUESTION IS FOR
YOU, JIMMY >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU. >> Steve: AGAIN, ANOTHER TURKEY
QUESTION TURKEYS HAVE THREE TIMES BETTER BLANK THAN HUMANS.
SMELL, VISION, OR HEARING? * >> WELL, THEY GOT TO LISTEN
FOR, LIKE, KNIVES SHARPENING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY THEY
HAVE BETTER HEARING THAN HUMANS >> Steve: IS THAT YOUR FINAL
ANSWER >> Jimmy: YES. [ BUZZER ]
>> Steve: THAT IS INCORRECT. IT'S VISION. [ SAD TUBA ]
>> I GET A PUPPY >> Steve: JERRY GETS THE NEXT PUPPY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: THE ADORABLE
MARY KENNEDY >> Jimmy: OH, THERE YOU GO >> HI.
>> Steve: OH, THERE YOU GO >> HELLO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU HAPPY? >> Steve: YEAH
>> YEAH. >> Steve: THAT'S MARY KENNEDY. >> Jimmy: A PUPPY JUST MAKES
YOU HAPPY. >> I GOT YOU I GOT YOU.
[ BARKING >> Steve: OH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND MEANS
>> THAT MEANS -- >> Steve: IT'S TIME FOR DOUBLE PUPPARDY
[ LAUGHTER ] WHERE THE QUESTIONS ARE NOW WORTH TWO PUPPIES.
>> Jimmy: OOH. >> OH. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
>> Steve: OH, SO IT GETS REAL SPICY. >> DID YOU HEAR THAT
>> Steve: OKAY, JERRY, NEXT QUESTION FOR YOU >> TWO OF YOU.
>> Steve: A GROUP OF TURKEYS IS CALLED A WHAT? AN, "A," BALE, "B," PARLIAMENT,
OR "C," RAFTER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN --
A FUN SHOW [ LAUGHTER ] THESE ARE, LIKE, BRAIN-BREAKING
QUESTIONS. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SITTING -- YOU'RE SITTING IN A LA-Z-BOY
WITH A PUPPY THIS IS -- HOW MORE FUN CAN YOU GET?
I MEAN, COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> A RAFTER.
>> Steve: IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER [ DING ]
CORRECT! >> Jimmy: WOW, LOOK AT YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Steve: YOUR NEW PUPPIES ARE KYLE McADAMS AND
LISA ARMSTRONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOSH.
>> OH, I AM PUPPY RICH [ LAUGHTER ] PUPPY RICH
>> Jimmy: COME ON. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> PUPPY, PUPPY --
>> Steve: OKAY, NEXT QUESTION GOES TO JIMMY. >> FEELING A LITTLE LONELY OVER
THERE? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BONDING -- WE'RE
BONDING. YEAH >> Steve: MALE TURKEY
DROPPINGS, RIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? >> OH, BOY
>> Steve: HAVE A DISTINCT SHAPE THAT LOOKS LIKE WHAT "A," A TEARDROP.
>> Jimmy: OH, GOSH >> OH -- >> Steve: "B," AN INFINITY
SIGN >> WE -- WE JUST ATE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OR "C," THE LETTER "J." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT WOULD BE RUDE, RIGHT? >> THE INFINITY SIGN IS JUST
STUPID >> Jimmy: STUPID THAT IS JUST ABSOLUTELY
RIDIC -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT TAKES A LOT OF
EFFORT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
BUT IF - >> COME ON, THAT WOULD BE -- >> Jimmy: BUT IF I DID SEE
THAT, I WOULD BE, KIND OF, AMAZED THAT WOULD BE --
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT WOULD GO ON MY INSTAGRAM, PROBABLY.
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LIKE A LOWERCASE "J,"
CAN I ASK? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NOW, DO YOU THINK --
YOU SAID, "DOES IT HAVE A LITTLE DOT ON THE TOP? THAT I DON'T KNOW.
>> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY, I DON'T KNOW, TURKEY DROPPINGS, TEARDROP
>> Steve: TEARDROP NO [ BUZZER ]
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS THE LETTER "J.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH LETTER "J. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
>> Steve: JERRY, SAY HELLO TO ROGER BLAIN AND TED MOONEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: THIS IS INSANE >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS INSANE THIS IS INSANE
EVERYONE SNIFFING EACH OTHER'S CROTCH NO ONE CARES ABOUT ANYTHING.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE RULES HAVE GONE OFF. THIS IS OFF THE RAILS.
>> Steve: OH [ BARKING WOW, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND
MEANS. >> Jimmy: WHAT >> Steve: TIME FOR FINAL
PUPPARDY >> Jimmy: OKAY, THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: THIS QUESTION IS FOR ALL YOUR OPPONENT'S PUPPIES AND THE GAME
>> WE HAVE CRUSHED HIM >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU ARE - [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
AW, COME ON. COME ON, NOW >> GUYS, GET FOCUSED
OKAY, FOCUS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: ON AVERAGE -
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, COME ON, GARY LET'S FIGURE IT OUT, BUDDY
>> Steve: ON AVERAGE, HOW MANY TURKEYS DOES BUTTERBALL SELL PER YEAR
THAT'S A TOUGHIE - >> ON AVERAGE. >> Steve: ON AVERAGE
TEN SECONDS, STARTING NOW. >> Jimmy: TEN SECONDS. A YEAR
>> A YEAR? >> Steve: YEP. >> Jimmy: I COULDN'T EVEN TELL
YOU -- >> AGAIN, WHO CARES. >> Jimmy: A DAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] A YEAR >> HOW MANY TURKEYS ARE THERE
ALTOGETHER [ BUZZER ] >> Steve: OH
>> I'LL SAY -- >> Jimmy: IT'S -- I -- THIS IS -
IF ONE OF US GETS THIS RIGHT, THAT WOULD BE INSANE >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK WE'D EVER SPEAK TO EACH OTHER AGAIN >> I GOT IT.
>> Steve: OH, YOU GOT IT ALL RIGHT, JIMMY, WHAT DID YOU WRITE DOWN
>> Jimmy: I WROTE 200,000. [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Steve: OOH!
ALL YEAR, REALLY JERRY, WHAT DID YOU WRITE DOWN >> 200,000
>> Steve: WOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DUDE, THE ANSWER
I'M GIVING HIM A PUP - >> Steve: IT'S 13 MILLION. YOU BOTH WIN
YES. [ BELL DINGING ] >> Jimmy: BIZARRE.
WE BOTH WROTE 200,000 TURKEYS. >> THAT IS BIZARRE >> Jimmy: THAT IS BIZARRE.
WE BONDED FOREVER. 200,000 TURKEYS. JERRY SEINFELD, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL OF THESE ADORABLE PUPPIES. HAPPY THANKSGIVING
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ADAM DeVINE, EVERYBODY
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO IS REPRISING HIS ROLE AS BUMPER IN
THE NEW "PITCH PERFECT" SPINOFF SERIES "BUMPER IN BERLIN," WHICH IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON
PEACOCK. PLEASE WELCOME ADAM DeVINE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: COME ON. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. ADAM DeVINE.
>> STOP. STOP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OKAY, NO, I'M SO NEEDY >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO. >> YOU CANNOT PUT A CROWD IN
FRONT OF ME, I'M SUCH A HAM. >> Jimmy: LOOKING -- LOOKING GOOD, BUDDY.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING >> THANKS, MAN >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING
HERE BY THE WAY, YOU -- HOW'D YOU LIKE THE PARADE?
YOU WERE IN THE PARADE THIS YEAR >> YEAH, IT WAS SO FUN
I DIDN'T -- YEAH, I WAS IN THE MACY'S DAY PARADE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH I HAD NO IDEA THAT IT WAS AS BIG OF A THING AS IT WAS
>> Jimmy: OH, IT'S A GIANT DEAL >> IT WAS HUGE
WHEN THEY ASKED ME, THEY WERE LIKE, "DO YOU WANT TO BE IN THE MACY'S DAY PARADE?
I'M LIKE, "WHAT AM I, A BEAUTY QUEEN? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A A PARADE." I WAS WITH MY DAD WHEN THEY
ASKED ME, AND HE'S LIKE, "YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT A BEAUTY QUEEN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANKS, DAD. >> HE'S HERE ACTUALLY TODAY.
HE WAS LIKE -- NOT HERE FOR ME, HE'S HERE FOR SEINFELD
[ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE, "BRING OUT BRUCE, ENOUGH OF YOU.
BUT YEAH, IT'S LIKE HUGE DEAL. 50 MILLION PEOPLE WATCHED THE PARADE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A GIANT DEAL >> IT'S A GIANT THING.
>> Jimmy: YOU GET -- >> LIKE, "WORKAHOLICS," WHICH IS MY SHOW, I THINK ON OUR
BIGGEST EPISODE, LIKE 3.5 MILLION PEOPLE WATCHED THAT
SO, THIS MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST THING I'VE EVER DONE >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT "BUMPER IN BERLIN"
>> PLEASE. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS, THIS FOCUSES ON YOUR CHARACTER
BUMPER FROM "PITCH PERFECT." AND I -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I HAD HEARD THAT LOKI -- LOKI WAS AN INSPIRATION
FOR THIS >> YEAH, FROM THE MARVEL MOVIES
NO JOKE. >> Jimmy: HOW? >> ELIZABETH BANKS IS THE
PRODUCER OF THE "PITCH PERFECT" MOVIES AND SHE WAS LIKE, "IT'S COOL
THAT THEY MADE THE VILLAIN THE SPINOFF TV SHOW FOR 'LOKI.'" AND SO I'M THE VILLAIN -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- OF THE BUMPER FRANCHISE.
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU -- THERE ARE A FEW NODS TO "PITCH PERFECT" IN THIS.
>> YEAH, WE DROP A LITTLE -- COUPLE EASTER EGGS ON 'EM. >> Jimmy: ONE OF THEM IS THE
CUP SONG >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHICH IS LEGENDARY
>> YUP IT'S A -- IT WAS A WILDLY FAMOUS SONG.
>> Jimmy: IT'S THE BIGGEST THING EVER I MEAN, DID YOU REMEMBER HOW TO
DO IT? >> NO, I HAD TO WATCH LIKE A A YOUTUBE TUTORIAL TO TRY TO
REMEMBER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YOU KNOW, ALL OF MY FAMILY, THEY WILL DO IT FOR ME >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> YEAH. AND THEY'RE LIKE, "I BET YOU CAN'T DO IT AS WELL AS ME.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LIKE MY LITTLE COUSINS AND I'M LIKE, "I BET YOU'RE
RIGHT. YOU'RE 14, THIS IS ALL YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE."
[ LAUGHTER ] "I'VE GOT A LIFE, GIRL." >> Jimmy: YOU -- YOU UPPED YOUR
GAME YOU DID IT WITH A BEER STEIN >> I DID, YEAH
SO EAT IT, ANNA KENDRICK >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ]
NO, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING >> I'M COMING FOR YOU, ANNA.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING >> I'M COMING FROM YOU
>> Jimmy: WHAT I'M SAYING IS, WE ALWAYS HAVE A BEER STEIN -- >> OH, NO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COULD YOU DO IT? WOULD YOU GET NERVOUS?
COULD YOU DO IT? YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT. >> UH, YEAH, NO.
I'LL -- I'LL DO IT AND THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY I'LL MESS IT UP AT ALL
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. WHAT A NICE SLOW MOVING OF THE
GOURDS >> YEAH. YOU'VE GOTTA START WITH IT
UPSIDE DOWN. THIS IS A PRO TIP. >> Jimmy: OH
>> OKAY, SO -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SO -- I'M SO
EXCITED ABOUT THIS >> WATCH THIS. THERE'S NO WAY
NO WAY I'M GONNA MESS IT UP. * WHEN I'M GONE WHEN I'M GON
YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE * * YOU'RE GONNA MISS M
BY MY TALK YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME BY MY WALK OH *
* YOU'RE GONNA MISS M WHEN I'M -- GONE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS ADAM DeVINE, IN "BUMPER IN BERLIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> WHAT IF WE TURNED THIS
LITTLE CONCERT INTO A LITTLE RIFF-OFF [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> OF COURSE YOU'RE CHALLENGING ME TO A A WHIFF-OFF.
AMERICANS, YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH YOUR WHIFF-OFFS >> "WHIFF-OFF.
>> YEAH, A WHIFF-OFF >> IT'S A RIFF-OFF >> WHIFF-OFF
>> RIFF-OFF. >> YOU SAID WHIFF-OFF, I SAID WHIFF-OFF.
>> OKAY. >> AND I WOULD LOVE TO BE A PART OF THE WHIFF-OFF.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE A CAPPELLA BY-LAWS CLEARLY STATE, "A QUORUM OF A CAPELLA
PAIRS MUST BE PRESENT FOR A WHIFF-OFF TO BE LEGALLY BINDING.
SO IT'S SAD. >> IT'S ACTUALLY NOT SAD NEIN
>> Jimmy: YEAH, "NEIN. [ APPLAUSE ] >> NEIN.
>> Jimmy: ADAM DeVINE, EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ALL SIX EPISODES OF "BUMPER IN BERLIN" ARE STREAMING RIGHT NOW, ON PEACOCK.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN PERFORMS FOR US AFTER THE BREAK STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "DON'T
PLAY THAT SONG" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE," GIVE IT UP FOR
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ONE, TWO -- ONE, TWO,
THREE -- * *
>> COME ON * DON'T PLAY THAT SON FOR ME
THOUGH IT BRINGS BAC SWEET MEMORIES * * OF THE DAYS
THAT I ONCE KNEW OF THE DAY I SPENT WITH YOU *
* OH NO DON'T YOU LET IT PLA IT FILLS MY HEAR
WITH PAIN * * PLEASE STOP IT RIGHT AWAY 'CAUSE I REMEMBE
JUST WHAT IT'D SAY WELL IT SAID * * DARLIN' I LOVE YO
OH YOU KNOW THAT YOU LIE DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * * YEAH YOU KNOW
THAT YOU LIE DARLIN' I LOVED YOU * * OH YOU KNOW THAT YOU LIED
YOU LIED * * YOU LIE YOU LIED
YOU LIED LIED LIED LIED * * I REMEMBE ON OUR FIRST DAT
YOU KISSED ME THEN YOU WALKED AWAY * * YOU WERE ONLY SEVENTEEN
I NEVER THOUGH YOU'D ACT SO MEAN * * OH YOU TOLD M
THAT YOU LOVED M YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CARED * * YOU SAID YOU'D GO WITH ME
DARLIN OH ANYTIME ANYWHERE * * BUT DARLIN' YOU LIE
DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * OH DARLIN' YOU LIE DARLIN' I LOVE YOU *
* YEAH DARLIN' YOU LIED DARLIN' I LOVE YOU OH DARLING YOU LIE
YOU LIED * * YOU LIE YOU LIED
YOU LIED LIED LIED LIED * * NOW I REMEMBE THOSE SUMMER NIGHT
DOWN BY THE JERSEY SHORE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * AS THE BAND PLAYE
WITH YOU IN MY ARM WE MOVED ACROSS THAT FLOOR * * THEN DARLIN' YOU WENT AWA
WELL ALL I'VE GOT TO SAY I I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIED OH LET'S DANCE *
* WOO BUT DARLIN' YOU LIED DARLIN' I LOVE YOU
YEAH DARLIN' YOU LIE DARLING I LOVE YOU * * YEAH DARLIN' YOU LIED
DARLIN' I LOVE YOU OH DARLIN' YOU LIE YOU LIED *
* YOU LIE YOU LIED YOU LIED LIED LIED LIED *
* DARLIN' I LOVE YO MMM-MM * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* DARLIN' I LOVE YO MMMM-M DARLIN' I LOVE YOU
MMM-MM * * YOU LIE YOU LIED *
>> OH, LET'S SEE THAT AUDIENCE OUT THERE. COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * >> IF YOU'RE SITTING DOWN, GET
UP OFF THOSE ASSES OUT THERE * DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * >> OH, COME ON NOW
THAT'S RIGHT * DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * >> I HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT
THANKSGIVING * YOU LIE YOU LIED *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I HOPE YOU ATE YOUR TURKEY AND YOUR MASHED POTATOES
* DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * [ CHEERS ] >> AND THE SWEET POTATOES WITH
THE -- WITH THE MARSHMALLOWS ON TOP. YES!
* DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * >> BUT WE CAN'T GO -- WE CAN'T GO ANY FURTHER WITHOUT A LITTLE
HELP * YOU LIE YOU LIED *
>> WE NEED THE ROOTS COME ON, BOYS. * DARLIN' I LOVE YO
OH YEAH THAT YOU'VE LIED DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * * OH A LITTLE BIT MOR
DARLIN' I LOVE YOU JUST A LITTLE BIT LOUDER YOU LIED YOU LIED *
* JUST A LITTLE BIT LOUDE DARLIN' I LOVE YOU JUST A LITTLE BIT LOUDER
DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * * JUST A LITTLE BIT LOUDE DARLIN' I LOVE YOU
>> OH, LET'S BRING IN THE BAND NOW. * YOU LIE
YOU LIED * >> COME ON COME ON.
* DARLIN' YOU LIE DARLIN' I LOVE YOU
YEAH DARLIN YOU LIED DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * * WELL DARLIN' YOU LIED
DARLIN' I LOVE YOU OH DARLIN' YOU LIE YOU LIED *
* YOU LIE YOU LIED YOU LIED LIED LIED LIED *
* DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * YEAH DARLIN' YOU LIE DARLIN' I LOVE YOU *
>> COME ON * DARLIN' YOU LIE DARLIN' I LOVE YOU
DARLIN' YOU LIED * >> ONE MORE TIME AROUND. * YOU LIE
YOU LIED * >> COME ON NOW * DARLIN' YOU LIE
DARLIN' I LOVE YOU OH DARLIN' YOU LIE DARLIN' I LOVE YOU *
* YEAH DARLIN' YOU LIED DARLIN' I LOVE YOU OH DARLIN' YOU LIE
YOU LIED * * YOU LIE LIED LIED LIED
LIED LIE OOH * >> THE ROOTS
* THE NIGHT SHIFT. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> BRUCE >> Jimmy: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN!
>> BRUCE >> Jimmy: "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE" IS OUT NOW!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, BABY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* YEA YOU KNOW THAT YOU LIED YOU KNOW THAT YOU LIED
YOU KNOW THAT YOU LIED * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO JERRY SEINFELD, ADAM DeVINE,
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
HAPPY THANKSGIVING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *