1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:13,079 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:20,387 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:23,990 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JERRY SEINFELD 4 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:28,028 ADAM DEVINE, MUSICAL GUEST, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, 5 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:34,267 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1753 6 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:40,907 >> Questlove: 1753 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,942 --> 00:00:47,080 * 8 00:00:47,080 --> 00:01:06,833 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 9 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:09,469 TALKING ABOUT. HELLO. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, ENJOY 10 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:12,706 YOURSELVES WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO 11 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:18,878 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME 12 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:24,084 I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A VERY HAPPY THANKSGIVING HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE 13 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,987 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * BY NOW YOUR PANTS HAVE 14 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:31,558 COMPLETED THEIR JOURNEY FROM ON, TO UNBUTTONED, TO WHO NEEDS PANTS? 15 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:35,595 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, CONGRATULATIONS. PLEASE, GET COMFORTABLE, RELAX 16 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:38,865 YOU JUST DID ALL THE DISHES. OR YOU STOOD AROUND PRETENDING TO BE BUSY TO AVOID DOING THE 17 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:41,735 DISHES WHATEVER YOU DID [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:43,603 AND ACT -- ACTUALLY I'D LIKE TO MAKE A QUICK PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, IF I COULD, IF 19 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:49,809 YOU'RE STILL AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW, EVERYONE WANTS YOU TO GO HOME 20 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:54,414 [ LAUGHTER ] BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 21 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:59,452 GO IT'S TIME. OF COURSE, THANKSGIVING WAS 22 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,222 A LITTLE DIFFERENT THIS YEAR YOUR COUSIN WHO WAS SUPER INTO CRYPTO LAST THANKSGIVING, NOT 23 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:08,595 SO CHATTY ANYMORE. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A BIG NIGHT, NOT ONLY IS 24 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:12,098 IT THANKSGIVING, BUT WE'RE COMING TO YOU AFTER TONIGHT'S GAME BETWEEN THE MINNESOTA 25 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:15,902 VIKINGS AND THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS THE PATRIOTS PLAYING ON 26 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:20,306 THANKSGIVING MAKES SENSE BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE STARTED THE DAY LOOKING LIKE THIS. 27 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:23,810 AND THEN AFTER ALL THE EATING AND STRESS, THEY END UP LOOKING LIKE THIS. 28 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:30,784 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME RELATIVES WANTED TO WATCH FOOTBALL, OTHERS WANTED TO 29 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:35,388 WATCH THE WORLD CUP, WHILE YOUR ONE CREEPY NEPHEW WANTED EVERYONE TO WATCH "DAHMER. 30 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:39,125 [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU GO, "NO. WELL, GET THIS, I READ THAT 31 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:44,097 BECAUSE OF INFLATION, THE COST OF THIS YEAR'S THANKSGIVING DINNER WAS UP ABOUT 20%. 32 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:46,332 IT WAS TOUGH, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LOVE BASTING YOUR TURKEY WITH PREMIUM GASOLINE 33 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:52,439 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, TURKEY WAS NEARLY 75% MORE EXPENSIVE 34 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:55,608 YEAH LET'S JUST SAY, IF YOU ATE A A TURDUCKEN, THE TUR MIGHT HAVE 35 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:58,678 BEEN TURTLE. [ AUDIENCE GROANS I ACTUALLY SAW THAT DUE TO 36 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,280 RISING PRICES OF TURKEY AND OTHER MEATS, A LOT OF PEOPLE SERVED PLANT-BASED 37 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:07,187 ALTERNATIVES SO IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY ARBY'S AND TACO BELL ARE OPEN 38 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:12,258 ON THANKSGIVING, THAT'S WHY. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT'S NOT JUST INFLATION, 39 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:17,364 TURKEYS WERE ALSO HARDER TO COME BY BECAUSE OF A BIRD FLU OUTBREAK 40 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:22,736 WITH EVERYTHING ELSE GOING AROUND, JUST TO BE SAFE, PEOPLE ALSO SERVED MASKED POTATOES. 41 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:27,307 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE --MASKED. >> Steve: MASKED 42 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:30,910 >> Jimmy: MASKED, THANK YOU. MASKED POTATOES. >> Steve: M-A-S-K, MASKED. 43 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:33,880 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A JOKE FOR EVERYBODY. >> Steve: NOT MASHED, MASKED 44 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,849 >> Jimmy: NO, NO DID YOU SEE THIS, THOUGH, HIGGINS? 45 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,385 FRANK'S RED HOT JUST RELEASED AN INJECTOR TO HELP YOU GET HOT SAUCE INTO YOUR TURKEY THIS 46 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:42,722 YEAR LOOK AT THIS OH 47 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,792 IT'S A GREAT WAY TO SPICE UP YOUR TURKEY, AND IF YOU MIX IN A LITTLE PFIZER, EVEN BETTER 48 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:49,729 WAY TO GET YOUR UNCLE VACCINATED [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 49 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:57,370 HAVE SOME MORE TURKEY. WHITE MEAT OR DARK -- BREAST WELL, THIS IS WILD, I SAW 50 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,972 A SURVEY THAT SAID THIS THANKSGIVING A THIRD OF AMERICANS SERVED FOOD INFUSED 51 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:05,478 WITH CANNABIS. [ CHEERS ] YEAH, WEED AND OPERATING A DEEP 52 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:09,082 FRYER, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,950 OF COURSE, WEED'S ALWAYS BEEN A PART OF THANKSGIVING, THE PILGRIMS WERE SO STONED THEY 54 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:18,525 PUT BUCKLES ON THEIR HATS. [ LAUGHTER ] ALSO, IT'S PROBABLY NOT THE 55 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:22,062 BEST DAY TO BE HIGH. IT'S LIKE, "DUDE, I SWEAR I SAW A 50 FOOT PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY 56 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:27,734 FLOATING DOWN SIXTH AVENUE." [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, ANOTHER POLL SAID 57 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:32,772 36% OF AMERICANS ADMIT TO DRINKING MORE THAN USUAL YOU KNOW YOU DRANK TOO MUCH 58 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:37,344 WHEN THERE'S ENOUGH EMPTY WINE BOXES TO BUILD A FORT. DON'T YOU THINK? 59 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:41,281 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT ALL JOKES ASIDE, WE HAVE SO MUCH TO BE THANKFUL FOR. 60 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:47,620 WE LIVE IN THE GREATEST NATION ON EARTH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 61 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:53,293 WE'RE MAKING IT THROUGH A PANDEMIC [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 62 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,161 AND NO MATTER WHAT CHANNEL YOU WATCH, THERE'S A COMMERCIAL FEATURING SHAQ, YOU KNOW WHAT 63 00:04:55,161 --> 00:05:02,035 I'M SAYING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH TO BE GRATEFUL 64 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:05,305 FOR THESE DAYS I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE A MOMENT AND GO AROUND AND SAY WHAT 65 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,274 WE'RE THANKFUL FOR I WILL START I AM THANKFUL FOR MY FAMILY, MY 66 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:13,480 I WILL START I AM THANKFUL FOR MY FAMILY, MY FRIENDS, AND THIS VIDEO. 67 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:17,684 WHAT DO I DO [ BELCHING ] 68 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:23,690 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT YOU WHAT ABOUT YOU, HIGGINS? 69 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:29,763 >> Steve: WELL, I'M THANKFUL FOR MY KIDS, AND MY WIFE, AND THIS VIDEO 70 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:39,439 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING, YEAH 71 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:43,677 WHAT ABOUT YOU TARIQ >> Tariq: WELL, I'M THANKFUL FOR MY BANDMATES, MY FANS, AND 72 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,846 >> Tariq: WELL, I'M THANKFUL FOR MY BANDMATES, MY FANS, AND THIS VIDEO 73 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:52,752 >> I GOT THESE NEW BOOTS [ LAUGHTER ] 74 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:56,356 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, QUEST, WHAT ABOUT YOU >> Questlove: I'M THANKFUL FOR 75 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,625 >> Questlove: I'M THANKFUL FOR MY RELATIVES, MY FRIENDS, AND THIS VIDEO 76 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:02,595 [ BLEEP 77 00:06:02,595 --> 00:06:06,866 [ BLEEP [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT 78 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:14,741 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT TO GIVE THANKS. HEY, THIS WAS FUN, TODAY THE 79 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:20,413 96th ANNUAL MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE AIRED ON NBC. 96 80 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:24,284 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS THERE. WE WERE THERE, THE ROOTS AND I 81 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:29,155 WERE AT THE PARADE I WAS HONORED TO BE PERFORMING AT THE PARADE, ALTHOUGH IT WAS 82 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:31,057 TOUGH WHEN KIDS WERE SHOUTING, "JIMMY, WE LOVED YOUR BALLOON," AND I HAD TO TELL THEM, "I 83 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:34,861 DON'T HAVE A BALLOON, THAT'S JUST MY HEAD." [ LAUGHTER ] 84 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:38,331 THE PARADE WAS GREAT ALTHOUGH SADLY AFTER A GUST OF WIND, THE CHASE FROM PAW PATROL 85 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:42,836 BALLOON WAS NEUTERED BY THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 86 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:48,174 IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT'S RIGHT, THE PARADE HAD 16 BALLOONS, 28 FLOATS, 87 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:53,413 12 MARCHING BANDS, AND GET THIS, MORE THAN 700 CLOWNS [ AUDIENCE GROANS 88 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,916 BUT IT GOT WEIRD WHEN MACY'S SAID, "WE DIDN'T HIRE ANY CLOWNS." 89 00:06:56,916 --> 00:07:04,157 [ LAUGHTER ] * RING AROUND THE ROSIE POCKET FULL OF POSIE 90 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:08,728 ASHES * [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, 91 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:10,597 THANKSGIVING MARKS THE OFFICIAL START OF THE HOLIDAY SHOPPING SEASON, BUT I HEARD THAT THIS 92 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:11,931 YEAR WALMART, TARGET, AND BEST BUY WERE ALL CLOSED FOR THE DAY. 93 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:22,042 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT 94 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:25,145 THEY TOLD THEIR EMPLOYEES, "TAKE THE DAY OFF, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU HERE UNTIL 95 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:28,081 12:01 A.M. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, ACCORDING TO A NEW 96 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:34,320 SURVEY, A DECENT NIGHT OF SLEEP IS AT THE TOP OF MOST AMERICANS' HOLIDAY WISH LIST 97 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,824 SO IF YOU MADE IT THROUGH MY MONOLOGUE, YOU'RE GETTING SLEEPY, YOU'RE GETTING SLEEPY. 98 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:41,061 [ APPLAUSE ] BUT YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO STICK AROUND, BECAUSE 99 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:46,433 JERRY SEINFELD IS HERE, TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 100 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:52,772 JERRY SEINFELD ADAM DEVINE IS ON THE SHOW THIS EVENING. 101 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:58,345 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT A PERFORMANCE FROM BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, 102 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:01,314 TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, LET'S GO 103 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,117 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, LET'S GO WRITE SOME "THANK YOU NOTES. COME ON, EVERYBODY 104 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:12,125 * 105 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:18,798 * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS, HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYBODY. 106 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:21,201 I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A GREAT DAY. TODAY'S JUST ABOUT OVER, AND I 107 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:28,108 JUST THOUGHT I'D TAKE A LOOK AT MY THANKSGIVING BINGO CARD >> Steve: OH 108 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:30,810 >> Jimmy: MIGHT AS WELL. I ALREADY HAD DINNER LET'S SEE HOW I DID HERE 109 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,446 OKAY, FIRST UP, IN THIS SQUARE, WE HAVE -- "YOU FORGET YOUR COUSIN'S KIDS NAME, BUT IT'S 110 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:38,485 TOO LATE TO ASK NOW. YEAH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 111 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:41,221 TARIN? OH, IT'S KAREN THIS NEXT SQUARE SAYS, "THE 112 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:45,692 THEME OF YOUR AUNT'S BATHROOM IS 'SEASHELLS.'" AH 113 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:49,729 A LOT OF -- SOME ARE SOAP, SOME ARE REAL, WHO KNOWS? LET'S SEE. 114 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,498 SO I GOT -- I'M TWO FOR TWO ON THAT ONE >> Steve: YOU'RE TWO FOR TWO, 115 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:53,566 DUDE >> Jimmy: YEAH LET'S SEE THIS NEXT SQUARE 116 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:57,404 HERE "A GEN-Z RELATIVE CALLS YOUR SIDE DISH 'MID.' 117 00:08:57,404 --> 00:09:02,208 >> Steve: MID. >> Jimmy: MID. >> Steve: WOW. 118 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,377 >> Jimmy: DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEXT ONE HERE 119 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:09,616 "COUSINS HOME FROM COLLEGE COME BACK FROM POST MEAL 'WALK' WITH BLOODSHOT EYES." 120 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:14,454 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "HEY, DUDE, WHAT ARE WE EATING MAN? 121 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:17,023 >> Steve: "FAKE TURKEY, DUDE." >> Jimmy: "YOU GOT ANY FUNYUNS, DUDE?" 122 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:21,094 ALL RIGHT. THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN >> Jimmy: HERE'S THE FREE 123 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,830 SPACE, "SOMEONE BRINGS UP KANYE. [ LAUGHTER ] 124 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:28,668 OKAY, WELL THAT'S -- EVERYONE GETS THAT ONE, EVERYONE GETS THAT ONE, OF COURSE. 125 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:30,437 THE NEXT SQUARE SAYS, "YOUR UNCLE GOES WAY TOO HARD DURING FLAG FOOTBALL, PUTS GRANDPA IN 126 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:34,240 A COMA." >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] 127 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,177 >> Jimmy: NOT THIS YEAR, NOT THIS YEAR, THANKFULLY. >> Steve: LAST YEAR. 128 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,079 >> Jimmy: YEAH, LAST YEAR. NO, THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY HOW ABOUT THIS ONE HERE SAYS, 129 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,548 "FAMILY MEMBER WHO'S BEEN DIVORCED THREE TIMES ASKS SOMEONE IF THEY'RE 'SEEING 130 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:44,718 ANYONE.' >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] 131 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:48,555 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU KNOW WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME 132 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:50,857 HOW ABOUT THIS ONE HERE? "WEIRD COUSIN TRIES TO SELL YOU TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS HE GOT ON 133 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:54,861 THE BLACK MARKET." [ LAUGHTER ] ACTUALLY DID HAPPEN TO ME, I'LL 134 00:09:54,861 --> 00:10:01,134 TAKE THAT ONE. AND FINALLY, "THE ROOMBA SUCKS UP A ROGUE TURKEY BONE, CATCHES 135 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:04,738 FIRE." OH, THAT'S - HEY, I GOT BINGO 136 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:07,574 >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I GOT THANKSGIVING 137 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:12,912 BINGO. ALL RIGHT! GUYS, TODAY IS A DAY ALL ABOUT 138 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:16,516 GIVING THANKS, SO, WHY NOT A A BETTER DAY TO WRITE MY WEEKLY "THANK YOU NOTES" RIGHT NOW. 139 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:21,354 YOU GUYS MIND? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, I'D LOVE TO. 140 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,423 JAMES, CAN I GET SOME "THANK YOU NOTE" WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE 141 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:31,164 * >> Steve: WOW. * 142 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:37,303 THANKFUL >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS, FOR 143 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:46,479 LEADING TO AN EPIC GAME OF FRIDGE TETRIS. [ APPLAUSE ] 144 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:50,650 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, CANNED CRANBERRY SAUCE, FOR BEING THE 145 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:55,789 ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ITS SHAPE AFTER THANKSGIVING [ APPLAUSE ] 146 00:10:55,789 --> 00:11:01,561 YOU CAN'T MESS WITH THAT I LIKE A GOOD DESSERT THAT HAS ABS. 147 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:08,335 >> Steve: YEAH * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, WORLD CUP 148 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,804 TROPHY - >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: -- BECAUSE EVERYONE 149 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,373 KNOWS THE FIRST RULE OF SOCCER IS HOLD THE BALL WITH TWO HANDS. 150 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:20,380 [ APPLAUSE ] WHAT >> Steve: WHAT 151 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:24,517 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, PEELING POTATOES, FOR EITHER BEING A 152 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:28,355 A SIGN THAT YOU'RE HELPING MOM, OR DID SOMETHING WRONG IN BOOT CAMP 153 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:36,229 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE BEETLE BELLY >> Steve: YEAH, GET OVER HERE. 154 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:39,599 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANKSGIVING, FOR BEING THAT 155 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,368 SPECIAL DAY WHEN YOUR FAMILY IS EITHER UPSET YOU'RE NOT MARRIED, OR UPSET ABOUT WHO YOU 156 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:54,681 DID MARRY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "HE'S A LOSER. 157 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:58,418 * THANK YOU, AIRPORT X-RAY MACHINE, FOR LETTING ME WORK 158 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:15,068 OFF THANKSGIVING BY DOING ONE VERY SLOW JUMPING JACK [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 159 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,871 * THANK YOU, FAMILY PHOTOS FOR LETTING ME REMEMBER EXACTLY 160 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:23,343 WHAT MOOD EACH FAMILY MEMBER WAS IN AT THE TIME [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 161 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,612 THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE OUR "THANK YOU NOTES. 162 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:28,348 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JERRY SEINFELD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 163 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:40,093 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 164 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:44,330 >> Steve: CORRECT! >> Jimmy: WOW, LOOK AT YOU >> Steve: YOUR NEW PUPPIES ARE 165 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:48,134 KYLE McADAMS AND LISA ARMSTRONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 166 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:51,838 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOSH. >> OH, I AM PUPPY RICH 167 00:12:55,108 --> 00:13:07,120 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITES 168 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:12,258 HIS NEW BOOK "THE COMEDIANS IN CARS GETTING COFFEE BOOK" IS AVAILABLE NOW. 169 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:16,930 AVAILABLE NOW. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, JERRY SEINFELD. 170 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:23,937 * 171 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:37,617 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT -- 172 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,919 >> THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. >> Jimmy: IS THAT AWESOME? >> THAT IS AWESOME 173 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,755 >> Jimmy: COME ON, THEY LOVE YOU! THEY -- I -- WE LOVE YOU 174 00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:46,126 COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S BETTER. 175 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:50,930 >> THAT IS SO NICE THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THAT >> Jimmy: WHAT IS BETTER THAN 176 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,099 HAVING - >> NOTHING >> Jimmy: -- JERRY SEINFELD 177 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:56,736 HERE ON THANKSGIVING I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK ON 178 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:59,105 THE SHOW I'M PSYCHED. >> WHY DO YOU SAY THAT 179 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,341 "THANK YOU FOR COMING. EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE ON THIS SHOW 180 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,410 YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ANYBODY. >> Jimmy: NO, BUT -- 181 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,712 >> EVERYONE IS DYING TO GET ON THE SHOW >> Jimmy: NO, BUT IT'S 182 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,681 THANKSGIVING SO IT'S -- WHY NOT GIVE THANKS. 183 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,617 MORE THANKS. >> OH, OKAY, THAT'S NICE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 184 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,153 I OVERTHINK EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH, HOW ARE -- HOW IS THE FAMILY? 185 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,422 HOW ARE THE KIDS >> FAMILY IS GREAT WHO DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT? 186 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:20,126 >> Jimmy: SASHA. >> SASHA IS -- SHE'S IN COLLEGE. 187 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:24,831 SO, YOU KNOW, SHE WAS THE FIRST ONE, SHE'S MY OLDEST >> Jimmy: YEP. 188 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:28,501 >> SO SHE GOES TO COLLEGE, FIRST YEAR, FRESHMAN YEAR, AND EVERYBODY, YOU KNOW, IS LIKE, 189 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:33,907 "ARE YOU OKAY, JERRY YOU KNOW, YOUR LITTLE GIRL LEFT THE HOUSE, ARE YOU OKAY? 190 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,209 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU HAVE A KID, SEE - 191 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,378 HOW OLD IS YOUR OLDEST >> Jimmy: NINE >> NINE, OKAY. 192 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,081 YOU'RE NOT CLOSE YET [ LAUGHTER ] BUT WHEN YOU HAVE A KID -- YOU 193 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:44,084 KNOW, WHEN YOU HAVE A 9-YEAR-OLD, IT'S LIKE A BABY ALLIGATOR. 194 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:47,887 IT'S LIKE, YOU HAVE A BABY ALLIGATOR. IT'S A FANTASTIC, FUN LITTLE - 195 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,491 IF YOU FOUND A BABY ALLIGATOR, YOU'D PUT IT IN YOUR TUB ALL YOUR FRIENDS WOULD COME 196 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:55,762 OVER TO CHECK IT OUT AND IT WOULD BE, "OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS!" 197 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:58,498 AND YOU'D PUT -- "PUT YOUR FINGER FEEL THOSE LITTLE TEETH. 198 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,234 BABY ALLIGATOR TEETH." AND THEN SOME TIME GOES BY AND YOU GO, "WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS 199 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:10,510 THING THE HELL OUT OF HERE." [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S -- IT GOT BIG 200 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:14,147 IT'S TOO BIG [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT 201 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:17,083 ANALOGY. >> I FEEL -- I FEEL NERVOUS WITH THIS THING IN THE HOUSE 202 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:21,121 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WITH A KID IT NEEDS TO BE OUT THERE 203 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:25,392 MURDERING AND EATING OTHER THINGS [ LAUGHTER ] 204 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:28,795 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE THE BOYS >> THE BOYS ARE GREAT. MY NEXT ONE UNDER THAT, I TRY 205 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:36,870 TO TALK TO HIM HE'S 17. AND IT'S A LITTLE DIFFICULT 206 00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:42,342 COMMUNICATING. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WHATEVER I SAY -- 207 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:46,379 THIS IS NOT A JOKE THE ALLIGATOR THING WAS A JOKE [ LAUGHTER ] 208 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,549 I DON'T -- I DON'T HAVE A BABY ALLIGATOR. BUT THIS IS JUST -- THIS IS 209 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:54,587 WHAT HE SAYS WHATEVER I SAY, HE GOES, "YOU'RE NOT WRONG. 210 00:15:54,587 --> 00:16:00,794 [ LAUGHTER ] WHICH -- I MEAN, WHY WOULD I SAY 211 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,096 SOMETHING THINKING I'M WRONG I MEAN - [ LAUGHTER ] 212 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:06,066 WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME - >> Jimmy: "YOU'RE NOT WRONG. >> "YOU'RE NOT WRONG." 213 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:09,869 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL HE SAYS TO YOU? 214 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,272 >> THAT'S WHAT HE SAYS OR I'LL SAY, "LET'S GET CHINESE FOOD," AND HE'LL SAY, "THAT'S 215 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:19,079 FAIR." [ LAUGHTER ] HOW COULD IT BE FAIR OR UNFAIR 216 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,781 >> Jimmy: HEY, HAVE YOU HAD A CHANCE TO CHECK IN ON JAY LENO 217 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:25,418 OUR FRIEND >> I TALKED TO JAY YESTERDAY HE'S DOING GREAT 218 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,687 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> JAY IS DOING GREAT. 219 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,123 >> Jimmy: HAPPY TO HEAR THAT >> WE WISH HIM THE BEST. >> Jimmy: WISH YOU THE BEST, 220 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,758 JAY. >> THIS IS THE EXACT CONVERSATION - 221 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:35,462 I GET ON THE PHONE WITH HIM. THE GUY'S IN A BURN UNIT, OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH 222 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:38,965 >> YOU CALL HIM, "JAY. HE GETS ON THE PHONE, HE ANSWERS THE PHONE. 223 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:41,701 I -- "JAY, HOW YOU DOING?" HE SAYS, "I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? 224 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:44,738 "I'M GOOD. "SO, DID YOU HEAR -- I HEARD THERE WAS A LOT OF SNOW. 225 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:48,241 WAS THERE A LOT OF SNOW BACK EAST?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 226 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:52,846 JAY, YOU'RE IN A -- WHO CARES ABOUT SNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 227 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,248 >> Jimmy: JAY, YOU'RE -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS SERIOUS, 228 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,117 YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL >> YEAH, YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL 229 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,853 YEAH, FORGET ABOUT YOU, LET'S GET -- I HAD A SNOWPLOW, AND I GOT TO 230 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,122 PUT CHAINS ON. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO WHY ARE WE TALKING - 231 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,324 >> NO, JAY >> Jimmy: HE HOSTED "THE TONIGHT SHOW" WITH A BROKEN 232 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,026 LEG. DID YOU KNOW THAT? >> YEAH, NO, I DIDN'T KNOW 233 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,161 THAT >> Jimmy: HE GOT IN A -- THIS WAS IN THE '80s, YEAH. 234 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,430 HE GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT, AND DIDN'T - STILL WANTED TO DO "THE TONIGHT 235 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,732 SHOW." HAD A JOB TO DO. HOSTED THE SHOW WITH A BROKEN 236 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,934 LEG. >> THAT'S WHAT'S GREAT, HE'S THE TOUGHEST GUY IN THE WORLD, 237 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:18,405 AND HE'LL MAKE A FULL RECOVERY HE'S GONNA BE GREAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD MAN, YEAH 238 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:23,243 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S TALK ABOUT THE "COMEDIANS IN CARS GETTING COFFEE BOOK. 239 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:26,613 I'M SO EXCITED THAT YOU PUT THIS OUT IT IS NOT ONLY SOME OF THE 240 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,381 FUNNIEST COMEDIANS THAT YOU EVER COULD THINK OF SAYING THE FUNNIEST THINGS, BUT ALSO SOME 241 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:37,891 GREAT BEHIND THE SCENES STORIES ABOUT HOW THIS CAME TO BE. HOW DID THE FIRST ONE START? 242 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:41,695 WAS IT YOU AND LARRY DAVID >> THE FIRST ONE STARTED WITH MY FRIEND BARRY MARDER 243 00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:43,329 WE WERE DRIVING AROUND ONE TIME, AND I SAID, "YOU KNOW, THIS IS SUCH A FUNNY 244 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,299 CONVERSATION I WONDER IF THIS IS A SHOW." BECAUSE I THINK THESE -- THIS 245 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:53,306 IDEA, I DON'T KNOW -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS. WHY DON'T WE JUST CUT TO THE 246 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:57,077 JOKES? >> Jimmy: YOU MEAN - >> YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE THESE 247 00:17:57,077 --> 00:18:01,915 TALK SHOWS, PEOPLE WALK OUT. TO MUSIC [ LAUGHTER ] 248 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:05,318 >> Jimmy: YES. >> WHY -- WHY DO WE NEED ALL OF THIS 249 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:08,388 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S A GREAT PART OF THE SHOW >> COME OUT AND I -- 250 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,424 >> Jimmy: PEOPLE LOVE THIS AND THEY PLAY MUSIC -- >> WHY NOT JUST CUT, CUT 251 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:15,261 [ LAUGHTER ] CUT THE VIDEO. AND THEN I'LL GO RIGHT INTO THE 252 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,665 ALLIGATOR BIT RIGHT FROM HERE. >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] 253 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:22,369 >> Jimmy: SO YOU DON'T WANT -- AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW, WHEN I WALK OUT, THAT'S -- 254 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:25,105 >> DO WE NEED IT I DON'T KNOW DO WE NEED - 255 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,174 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO "THE TONIGHT SHOW" JUST BEGINS -- 256 00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,577 >> YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ] IT BEGINS WITH THE ALLIGATOR 257 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:33,947 BIT. [ LAUGHTER ] OR THE -- YOU KNOW, THE 258 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:38,218 ELECTRIC KNIFE, AND -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'LL DO THAT BIT. 259 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:41,488 >> THE TURKEY BIT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO MY IDEA WAS "CONVERSATION IS 260 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:46,626 GOOD," BUT THIS IS BEFORE THE WHOLE PODCAST EXPLOSION. I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND HOW 261 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:51,898 PEOPLE LIKE TWO HOURS OF THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU LIKE EDITING. 262 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,067 >> CUT EVERYTHING. CUT IT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 263 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:57,237 >> Jimmy: AND -- >> CUT THAT, TOO, BY THE WAY [ LAUGHTER ] 264 00:18:57,237 --> 00:19:02,809 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I WAS WAITING. * 265 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,445 I WAS WAITING! I KNEW -- I'M WORKING ON IT, ALL RIGHT? 266 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,381 YEAH >> KNOW WHAT IT'S A STAND-UP THING. 267 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,017 STAND-UP COMEDY IS LIKE, "I HAVE A LOT OF FUNNY IDEAS. "JUST GIVE US THE FUNNIEST 268 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,086 ONES WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ELSE 269 00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:14,621 >> Jimmy: EDIT >> EDIT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, A 270 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,790 CONVERSATION -- EDIT A A CONVERSATION >> RIGHT 271 00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:18,892 EDIT YOUR CLOSET >> Jimmy: YEAH >> EDIT YOUR LIFE. 272 00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:21,728 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> EDIT EVERYTHING DOWN. >> Jimmy: AND THEN SO YOU DID 273 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:25,865 THAT, AND THEN - IT WAS ON -- WASN'T EVEN ON -- IT WAS BEFORE STREAMING OR ANY 274 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,268 OF THE STUFF WHEN YOU WOULD -- >> YEAH, I JUST PUT IT ON THE INTERNET 275 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:33,206 AND I JUST PUT IT ON A WEBSITE, AND I JUST LEFT IT THERE AND -- 276 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,075 >> Jimmy: IT JUST GREW FROM THERE. >> YEAH. 277 00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:39,446 >> Jimmy: WE DID -- ONE OF MY FAVORITE MEMORIES OF MY LIFE WAS HANGING OUT WITH YOU 278 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:42,615 WE DID -- WE WERE IN A GRAY CAR, THAT KEPT BREAKING DOWN, BY THE WAY, DO YOU REMEMBER 279 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,885 THAT >> THE CAR OH, THE CORVETTE BROKE DOWN. 280 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:49,489 IT WAS A '54 CORVETTE. >> Jimmy: AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING WATCHING 281 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,058 JERRY SEINFELD STALL IN A CAR. >> YEAH, I GOT VERY FRUSTRATED, YEAH 282 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,626 >> Jimmy: PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "OH, IS JERRY'S SAD THEY CAN'T START THE CAR? 283 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:57,697 [ LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE OLD WOMEN WERE LAUGHING AT US. 284 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:01,735 >> BUT THEN WE GOT TO GO IN MY BOSTON WHALER -- THE WORLD'S GREATEST BOATS 285 00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:04,904 >> Jimmy: YES! >> BOSTON WHALER >> Jimmy: I ENDED UP GETTING - 286 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,640 >> AND YOU GOT ONE BECAUSE YOU LOVED MINE >> Jimmy: YES. 287 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,709 I GOT IT BECAUSE I WAS IN THAT THING AND I GO, "THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE 288 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,779 DO YOU USE IT? AND YOU GO, "I LIKE THIS." >> YEAH, I HAVE A 13-FOOT 289 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:15,949 BOSTON WHALER. YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE BOATS? IT'S "THE UNSINKABLE LEGEND" IS 290 00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:19,219 THE -- IS THE HOOK FOR THE BRAND. >> Jimmy: YES. 291 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:22,055 >> BECAUSE YOU CAN CUT A BOSTON WHALER INTO PIECES AND IT STILL FLOATS 292 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:25,225 >> Jimmy: WHICH I PLAN TO DO >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 293 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,961 >> AND THEN I THOUGHT, "HE'S THE UNSINKABLE LEGEND. YOU KNOW HOW HE HAS THIS 294 00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:32,232 AMAZING, UNNATURAL ENTHUSIASM ALL -- EVERY NIGHT HE'S - 295 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:37,570 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERY NIGHT. YOU ARE THE UNSINKABLE LEGEND. 296 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,006 >> Jimmy: NO, YOU ARE -- YOU ARE THE GREATEST THANK YOU. 297 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,741 YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME A GOOD NICKNAME EVERY TIME YOU COME ON 298 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,044 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH "THE UNSINKABLE LEGEND" IS WHAT 299 00:20:44,044 --> 00:20:46,546 I'M GONNA GO WITH THIS TIME. >> RIGHT OR "THE WHITE SNOW LEOPARD." 300 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:49,049 >> Jimmy: -- SNOW LEOPARD WAS A DIFFERENT ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 301 00:20:49,049 --> 00:20:52,218 GUYS, THE "COMEDIANS IN CARS GETTING COFFEE" BOOK IS OUT RIGHT NOW. 302 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:55,622 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO COME BACK WITH JERRY SEINFELD, AND SOME 303 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:58,792 PUPPIES WHEN WE COME BACK. THIS IS GONNA BE FUN COME ON BACK 304 00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:08,068 >> PUPPIES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 305 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:13,773 * OH LET'S DANC WHOO BUT DARLIN' YOU LIED 306 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:19,879 DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * * YEAH DARLIN' YOU LIED DARLIN' I LOVE YOU 307 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:34,861 YEAH DARLIN' YOU LIED * >> Steve: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 308 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:38,098 TONIGHT SHOW." I'M STEVE HIGGINS, AND WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY "PUP QUIZ. 309 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:39,666 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 310 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:46,439 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 311 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:49,609 >> Steve: OH PLAYING TONIGHT, WE HAVE THE HOST OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW," 312 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:53,646 MR. JIMMY FALLON >> Jimmy: OH, HI, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 313 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:57,117 * THAT'S A CUTE PUPPY. >> Steve: AND HIS OPPONENT, THE 314 00:21:57,117 --> 00:22:00,220 WRITER OF "THE COMEDIANS IN CARS GETTING COFFEE BOOK," AVAILABLE NOW, 315 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:06,226 MR. JERRY SEINFELD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: AND THIS IS THE FIRST 316 00:22:06,226 --> 00:22:12,132 PUPPY UP FOR GRABS, GARY FRICK JR. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 317 00:22:12,132 --> 00:22:14,868 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. 318 00:22:14,868 --> 00:22:17,904 I'LL BE ASKING BOTH OF YOU ANIMAL TRIVIA QUESTIONS. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 319 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:20,974 >> Steve: AND IF YOU ANSWER CORRECTLY, YOU WIN A LABRADOR RETRIEVER PUPPY. 320 00:22:20,974 --> 00:22:23,877 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT GAME. >> Steve: IF YOU ANSWER 321 00:22:23,877 --> 00:22:27,747 INCORRECTLY, YOUR OPPONENT GETS THE PUPPY. >> Jimmy: OH 322 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:30,483 >> Steve: SO, WHOEVER HAS THE MOST PUPPIES AT THE END OF THE GAME IS, GUESS WHAT? 323 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:36,623 THE PUP QUIZ CHAMPION. JERRY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 324 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:39,893 JERRY, YOU'RE OUR GUEST, SO YOU'LL ANSWER THE FIRST QUESTION 325 00:22:39,893 --> 00:22:43,496 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> WHO IS GARY FRICK JR. >> Steve: HIM, RIGHT HERE. 326 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:47,000 >> Jimmy: GARY FRICK JR. IS THE NAME OF THE DOG. AND ORIGINALLY -- MY DOG'S NAME 327 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,270 IS GARY. >> OH. >> Jimmy: IT WAS THE FIRST - 328 00:22:50,270 --> 00:22:52,772 >> Steve: SO, THAT WAS THE FIRST GARY FRICK JR. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND IT WAS A 329 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:55,508 A PUPPY FROM THE SHOW. AND IT WAS A SKETCH WE DID AND THEN AT THE END OF THE 330 00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:57,911 SHOW, I SURPRISED MY WIFE WITH THE PUPPY. >> OH, MY GOD. 331 00:22:57,911 --> 00:23:00,647 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: NEVER SURPRISE YOUR WIFE WITH A PUPPY. 332 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:02,415 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NO >> Jimmy: TERRIBLE 333 00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:04,584 TERRIBLE THING >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE GETTING 334 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:07,320 SOMEONE A JOB. IT'S LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 335 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:11,491 "HONEY, SURPRISE YOU NOW WORK AT 7-ELEVEN." [ LAUGHTER ] 336 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,560 >> Steve: YOU'RE THE ASSISTANT MANAGER. >> THAT'S GREAT. 337 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,628 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> DON'T CUT THAT OUT. LEAVE THAT JOKE IN 338 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:17,831 >> Steve: YEAH, LEAVE THAT IN. >> THAT'S GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 339 00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:20,233 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. JERRY SEINFELD SAID I GOT -- I LOVE THAT. 340 00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:21,968 >> Steve: YEAH >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 341 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:24,371 >> Jimmy: IT MAKES MY WHOLE YEAR MADE MY WHOLE YEAR 342 00:23:24,371 --> 00:23:27,974 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. >> Steve: ALL RIGHT, JERRY, HERE'S YOUR QUESTION 343 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:30,610 >> OKAY. >> Steve: WHERE DO WILD TURKEYS SLEEP? 344 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:37,617 IS IT, "A," IN TREES "B," IN TALL GRASS OR "C," IN MUD 345 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:41,087 >> OR "D," WHO CARES [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: AGAIN. 346 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,957 >> THE ANSWER WOULD BE - >> Jimmy: TALL GRASS THIS IS THE -- 347 00:23:43,957 --> 00:23:46,092 >> "B," IN TALL GRASS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS, LIKE, OBVIOUS. 348 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,761 >> Steve: TALL GRASS THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY. 349 00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:49,629 >> YES [ BUZZER ] >> Steve: OH, YOU'RE WRONG 350 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,598 [ SAD TUBA ] THE CORRECT ANSWER IS TREES. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 351 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:55,535 SO, JIMMY, YOU GET GARY FRICK JR. >> Jimmy: HEY, BUDDY 352 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,604 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: HERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: HI 353 00:23:57,604 --> 00:24:00,774 >> Steve: TREES. >> Jimmy: HI >> Steve: NEXT QUESTION IS FOR 354 00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:03,043 YOU, JIMMY >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU. >> Steve: AGAIN, ANOTHER TURKEY 355 00:24:03,043 --> 00:24:06,913 QUESTION TURKEYS HAVE THREE TIMES BETTER BLANK THAN HUMANS. 356 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:14,220 SMELL, VISION, OR HEARING? * >> WELL, THEY GOT TO LISTEN 357 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:17,190 FOR, LIKE, KNIVES SHARPENING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY THEY 358 00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:20,060 HAVE BETTER HEARING THAN HUMANS >> Steve: IS THAT YOUR FINAL 359 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:21,661 ANSWER >> Jimmy: YES. [ BUZZER ] 360 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:24,064 >> Steve: THAT IS INCORRECT. IT'S VISION. [ SAD TUBA ] 361 00:24:24,064 --> 00:24:26,232 >> I GET A PUPPY >> Steve: JERRY GETS THE NEXT PUPPY. 362 00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:28,668 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: THE ADORABLE 363 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:31,371 MARY KENNEDY >> Jimmy: OH, THERE YOU GO >> HI. 364 00:24:31,371 --> 00:24:34,841 >> Steve: OH, THERE YOU GO >> HELLO [ LAUGHTER ] 365 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:36,643 >> Jimmy: DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU HAPPY? >> Steve: YEAH 366 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:39,079 >> YEAH. >> Steve: THAT'S MARY KENNEDY. >> Jimmy: A PUPPY JUST MAKES 367 00:24:39,079 --> 00:24:40,580 YOU HAPPY. >> I GOT YOU I GOT YOU. 368 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:43,616 [ BARKING >> Steve: OH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND MEANS 369 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:46,152 >> THAT MEANS -- >> Steve: IT'S TIME FOR DOUBLE PUPPARDY 370 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:50,190 [ LAUGHTER ] WHERE THE QUESTIONS ARE NOW WORTH TWO PUPPIES. 371 00:24:50,190 --> 00:24:52,258 >> Jimmy: OOH. >> OH. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 372 00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:54,461 >> Steve: OH, SO IT GETS REAL SPICY. >> DID YOU HEAR THAT 373 00:24:54,461 --> 00:24:56,730 >> Steve: OKAY, JERRY, NEXT QUESTION FOR YOU >> TWO OF YOU. 374 00:24:56,730 --> 00:25:02,035 >> Steve: A GROUP OF TURKEYS IS CALLED A WHAT? AN, "A," BALE, "B," PARLIAMENT, 375 00:25:02,035 --> 00:25:06,573 OR "C," RAFTER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN -- 376 00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:11,277 A FUN SHOW [ LAUGHTER ] THESE ARE, LIKE, BRAIN-BREAKING 377 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:14,047 QUESTIONS. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SITTING -- YOU'RE SITTING IN A LA-Z-BOY 378 00:25:14,047 --> 00:25:16,216 WITH A PUPPY THIS IS -- HOW MORE FUN CAN YOU GET? 379 00:25:16,216 --> 00:25:20,353 I MEAN, COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> A RAFTER. 380 00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:22,055 >> Steve: IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER [ DING ] 381 00:25:22,055 --> 00:25:24,057 CORRECT! >> Jimmy: WOW, LOOK AT YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 382 00:25:24,057 --> 00:25:26,926 * >> Steve: YOUR NEW PUPPIES ARE KYLE McADAMS AND 383 00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:32,265 LISA ARMSTRONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOSH. 384 00:25:32,265 --> 00:25:35,769 >> OH, I AM PUPPY RICH [ LAUGHTER ] PUPPY RICH 385 00:25:35,769 --> 00:25:39,172 >> Jimmy: COME ON. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> PUPPY, PUPPY -- 386 00:25:39,172 --> 00:25:42,976 >> Steve: OKAY, NEXT QUESTION GOES TO JIMMY. >> FEELING A LITTLE LONELY OVER 387 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:45,712 THERE? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BONDING -- WE'RE 388 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,480 BONDING. YEAH >> Steve: MALE TURKEY 389 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,650 DROPPINGS, RIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? >> OH, BOY 390 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:54,788 >> Steve: HAVE A DISTINCT SHAPE THAT LOOKS LIKE WHAT "A," A TEARDROP. 391 00:25:54,788 --> 00:25:56,856 >> Jimmy: OH, GOSH >> OH -- >> Steve: "B," AN INFINITY 392 00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:59,492 SIGN >> WE -- WE JUST ATE [ LAUGHTER ] 393 00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:02,228 >> Steve: OR "C," THE LETTER "J." [ LAUGHTER ] 394 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:06,166 >> Jimmy: OH, THAT WOULD BE RUDE, RIGHT? >> THE INFINITY SIGN IS JUST 395 00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:08,301 STUPID >> Jimmy: STUPID THAT IS JUST ABSOLUTELY 396 00:26:08,301 --> 00:26:10,203 RIDIC -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT TAKES A LOT OF 397 00:26:10,203 --> 00:26:12,505 EFFORT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 398 00:26:12,505 --> 00:26:15,041 BUT IF - >> COME ON, THAT WOULD BE -- >> Jimmy: BUT IF I DID SEE 399 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:17,077 THAT, I WOULD BE, KIND OF, AMAZED THAT WOULD BE -- 400 00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:19,279 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT WOULD GO ON MY INSTAGRAM, PROBABLY. 401 00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:21,147 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LIKE A LOWERCASE "J," 402 00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:22,515 CAN I ASK? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NOW, DO YOU THINK -- 403 00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:24,951 YOU SAID, "DOES IT HAVE A LITTLE DOT ON THE TOP? THAT I DON'T KNOW. 404 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:28,555 >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY, I DON'T KNOW, TURKEY DROPPINGS, TEARDROP 405 00:26:28,555 --> 00:26:30,857 >> Steve: TEARDROP NO [ BUZZER ] 406 00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:32,292 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS THE LETTER "J. 407 00:26:32,292 --> 00:26:34,594 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH LETTER "J. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 408 00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:37,530 >> Steve: JERRY, SAY HELLO TO ROGER BLAIN AND TED MOONEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 409 00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:43,203 * >> Jimmy: THIS IS INSANE >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. 410 00:26:43,203 --> 00:26:47,374 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS INSANE THIS IS INSANE 411 00:26:47,374 --> 00:26:51,644 EVERYONE SNIFFING EACH OTHER'S CROTCH NO ONE CARES ABOUT ANYTHING. 412 00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:53,613 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE RULES HAVE GONE OFF. THIS IS OFF THE RAILS. 413 00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:56,983 >> Steve: OH [ BARKING WOW, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND 414 00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:59,786 MEANS. >> Jimmy: WHAT >> Steve: TIME FOR FINAL 415 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:02,022 PUPPARDY >> Jimmy: OKAY, THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ] 416 00:27:02,022 --> 00:27:04,124 >> Steve: THIS QUESTION IS FOR ALL YOUR OPPONENT'S PUPPIES AND THE GAME 417 00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:07,927 >> WE HAVE CRUSHED HIM >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU ARE - [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 418 00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:11,097 AW, COME ON. COME ON, NOW >> GUYS, GET FOCUSED 419 00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:14,267 OKAY, FOCUS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: ON AVERAGE - 420 00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:16,136 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, COME ON, GARY LET'S FIGURE IT OUT, BUDDY 421 00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:20,840 >> Steve: ON AVERAGE, HOW MANY TURKEYS DOES BUTTERBALL SELL PER YEAR 422 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,910 THAT'S A TOUGHIE - >> ON AVERAGE. >> Steve: ON AVERAGE 423 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:26,946 TEN SECONDS, STARTING NOW. >> Jimmy: TEN SECONDS. A YEAR 424 00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:28,915 >> A YEAR? >> Steve: YEP. >> Jimmy: I COULDN'T EVEN TELL 425 00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:31,051 YOU -- >> AGAIN, WHO CARES. >> Jimmy: A DAY. 426 00:27:31,051 --> 00:27:34,554 [ LAUGHTER ] A YEAR >> HOW MANY TURKEYS ARE THERE 427 00:27:34,554 --> 00:27:38,224 ALTOGETHER [ BUZZER ] >> Steve: OH 428 00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:42,696 >> I'LL SAY -- >> Jimmy: IT'S -- I -- THIS IS - 429 00:27:42,696 --> 00:27:45,432 IF ONE OF US GETS THIS RIGHT, THAT WOULD BE INSANE >> OKAY. 430 00:27:45,432 --> 00:27:47,734 >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK WE'D EVER SPEAK TO EACH OTHER AGAIN >> I GOT IT. 431 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:50,070 >> Steve: OH, YOU GOT IT ALL RIGHT, JIMMY, WHAT DID YOU WRITE DOWN 432 00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:53,506 >> Jimmy: I WROTE 200,000. [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Steve: OOH! 433 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:56,242 ALL YEAR, REALLY JERRY, WHAT DID YOU WRITE DOWN >> 200,000 434 00:27:56,242 --> 00:28:00,180 >> Steve: WOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DUDE, THE ANSWER 435 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:05,552 I'M GIVING HIM A PUP - >> Steve: IT'S 13 MILLION. YOU BOTH WIN 436 00:28:05,552 --> 00:28:09,055 YES. [ BELL DINGING ] >> Jimmy: BIZARRE. 437 00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:12,325 WE BOTH WROTE 200,000 TURKEYS. >> THAT IS BIZARRE >> Jimmy: THAT IS BIZARRE. 438 00:28:12,325 --> 00:28:16,363 WE BONDED FOREVER. 200,000 TURKEYS. JERRY SEINFELD, EVERYBODY. 439 00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:19,532 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL OF THESE ADORABLE PUPPIES. HAPPY THANKSGIVING 440 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:22,369 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ADAM DeVINE, EVERYBODY 441 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:42,856 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 442 00:28:42,856 --> 00:28:46,126 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO IS REPRISING HIS ROLE AS BUMPER IN 443 00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:49,295 THE NEW "PITCH PERFECT" SPINOFF SERIES "BUMPER IN BERLIN," WHICH IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON 444 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:56,603 WHICH IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON PEACOCK. PLEASE WELCOME ADAM DeVINE 445 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:57,837 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 446 00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:10,717 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 447 00:29:10,717 --> 00:29:13,019 >> Jimmy: COME ON. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. ADAM DeVINE. 448 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:17,624 >> STOP. STOP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 449 00:29:17,624 --> 00:29:21,227 OKAY, NO, I'M SO NEEDY >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO. >> YOU CANNOT PUT A CROWD IN 450 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:25,065 FRONT OF ME, I'M SUCH A HAM. >> Jimmy: LOOKING -- LOOKING GOOD, BUDDY. 451 00:29:25,065 --> 00:29:27,901 HAPPY THANKSGIVING >> THANKS, MAN >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING 452 00:29:27,901 --> 00:29:29,869 HERE BY THE WAY, YOU -- HOW'D YOU LIKE THE PARADE? 453 00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:32,172 YOU WERE IN THE PARADE THIS YEAR >> YEAH, IT WAS SO FUN 454 00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:34,140 I DIDN'T -- YEAH, I WAS IN THE MACY'S DAY PARADE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 455 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:40,580 YEAH I HAD NO IDEA THAT IT WAS AS BIG OF A THING AS IT WAS 456 00:29:40,580 --> 00:29:42,649 >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S A GIANT DEAL >> IT WAS HUGE 457 00:29:42,649 --> 00:29:44,517 WHEN THEY ASKED ME, THEY WERE LIKE, "DO YOU WANT TO BE IN THE MACY'S DAY PARADE? 458 00:29:44,517 --> 00:29:48,221 I'M LIKE, "WHAT AM I, A BEAUTY QUEEN? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 459 00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:50,090 "NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A A PARADE." I WAS WITH MY DAD WHEN THEY 460 00:29:50,090 --> 00:29:51,958 ASKED ME, AND HE'S LIKE, "YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT A BEAUTY QUEEN. 461 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:55,128 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANKS, DAD. >> HE'S HERE ACTUALLY TODAY. 462 00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:58,498 HE WAS LIKE -- NOT HERE FOR ME, HE'S HERE FOR SEINFELD 463 00:29:58,498 --> 00:30:03,970 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE, "BRING OUT BRUCE, ENOUGH OF YOU. 464 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:07,140 BUT YEAH, IT'S LIKE HUGE DEAL. 50 MILLION PEOPLE WATCHED THE PARADE 465 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:09,209 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A GIANT DEAL >> IT'S A GIANT THING. 466 00:30:09,209 --> 00:30:13,813 >> Jimmy: YOU GET -- >> LIKE, "WORKAHOLICS," WHICH IS MY SHOW, I THINK ON OUR 467 00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:16,750 BIGGEST EPISODE, LIKE 3.5 MILLION PEOPLE WATCHED THAT 468 00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:19,586 SO, THIS MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST THING I'VE EVER DONE >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO 469 00:30:19,586 --> 00:30:22,756 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT "BUMPER IN BERLIN" 470 00:30:22,756 --> 00:30:25,058 >> PLEASE. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS, THIS FOCUSES ON YOUR CHARACTER 471 00:30:25,058 --> 00:30:29,562 BUMPER FROM "PITCH PERFECT." AND I -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 472 00:30:29,562 --> 00:30:33,800 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I HAD HEARD THAT LOKI -- LOKI WAS AN INSPIRATION 473 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,203 FOR THIS >> YEAH, FROM THE MARVEL MOVIES 474 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:39,272 NO JOKE. >> Jimmy: HOW? >> ELIZABETH BANKS IS THE 475 00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:42,242 PRODUCER OF THE "PITCH PERFECT" MOVIES AND SHE WAS LIKE, "IT'S COOL 476 00:30:42,242 --> 00:30:49,649 THAT THEY MADE THE VILLAIN THE SPINOFF TV SHOW FOR 'LOKI.'" AND SO I'M THE VILLAIN - 477 00:30:49,649 --> 00:30:54,154 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- OF THE BUMPER FRANCHISE. 478 00:30:54,154 --> 00:30:57,090 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU -- THERE ARE A FEW NODS TO "PITCH PERFECT" IN THIS. 479 00:30:57,090 --> 00:31:01,561 >> YEAH, WE DROP A LITTLE -- COUPLE EASTER EGGS ON 'EM. >> Jimmy: ONE OF THEM IS THE 480 00:31:01,561 --> 00:31:04,097 CUP SONG >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHICH IS LEGENDARY 481 00:31:04,097 --> 00:31:07,600 >> YUP IT'S A -- IT WAS A WILDLY FAMOUS SONG. 482 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,869 >> Jimmy: IT'S THE BIGGEST THING EVER I MEAN, DID YOU REMEMBER HOW TO 483 00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:12,605 DO IT? >> NO, I HAD TO WATCH LIKE A A YOUTUBE TUTORIAL TO TRY TO 484 00:31:12,605 --> 00:31:14,908 REMEMBER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 485 00:31:14,908 --> 00:31:17,544 >> YOU KNOW, ALL OF MY FAMILY, THEY WILL DO IT FOR ME >> Jimmy: REALLY 486 00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:20,380 >> YEAH. AND THEY'RE LIKE, "I BET YOU CAN'T DO IT AS WELL AS ME. 487 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:22,982 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LIKE MY LITTLE COUSINS AND I'M LIKE, "I BET YOU'RE 488 00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:25,418 RIGHT. YOU'RE 14, THIS IS ALL YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE." 489 00:31:25,418 --> 00:31:29,556 [ LAUGHTER ] "I'VE GOT A LIFE, GIRL." >> Jimmy: YOU -- YOU UPPED YOUR 490 00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:34,794 GAME YOU DID IT WITH A BEER STEIN >> I DID, YEAH 491 00:31:34,794 --> 00:31:36,663 SO EAT IT, ANNA KENDRICK >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] 492 00:31:36,663 --> 00:31:38,865 NO, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING >> I'M COMING FOR YOU, ANNA. 493 00:31:38,865 --> 00:31:41,101 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING >> I'M COMING FROM YOU 494 00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:45,739 >> Jimmy: WHAT I'M SAYING IS, WE ALWAYS HAVE A BEER STEIN -- >> OH, NO. 495 00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:50,977 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COULD YOU DO IT? WOULD YOU GET NERVOUS? 496 00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:55,015 COULD YOU DO IT? YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT. >> UH, YEAH, NO. 497 00:31:55,015 --> 00:31:58,118 I'LL -- I'LL DO IT AND THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY I'LL MESS IT UP AT ALL 498 00:31:58,118 --> 00:32:02,555 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. WHAT A NICE SLOW MOVING OF THE 499 00:32:02,555 --> 00:32:04,657 GOURDS >> YEAH. YOU'VE GOTTA START WITH IT 500 00:32:04,657 --> 00:32:06,726 UPSIDE DOWN. THIS IS A PRO TIP. >> Jimmy: OH 501 00:32:06,726 --> 00:32:11,064 >> OKAY, SO -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SO -- I'M SO 502 00:32:11,064 --> 00:32:13,066 EXCITED ABOUT THIS >> WATCH THIS. THERE'S NO WAY 503 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:16,903 NO WAY I'M GONNA MESS IT UP. * WHEN I'M GONE WHEN I'M GON 504 00:32:16,903 --> 00:32:21,708 YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE * * YOU'RE GONNA MISS M 505 00:32:21,708 --> 00:32:25,311 BY MY TALK YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME BY MY WALK OH * 506 00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:31,751 * YOU'RE GONNA MISS M WHEN I'M -- GONE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 507 00:32:31,751 --> 00:32:37,757 >> Jimmy: OH THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 508 00:32:37,757 --> 00:32:41,695 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS ADAM DeVINE, IN "BUMPER IN BERLIN. 509 00:32:41,695 --> 00:32:42,562 IN BERLIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 510 00:32:44,164 --> 00:32:45,532 >> WHAT IF WE TURNED THIS 511 00:32:45,532 --> 00:32:50,337 LITTLE CONCERT INTO A LITTLE RIFF-OFF [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 512 00:32:50,337 --> 00:32:53,173 >> OF COURSE YOU'RE CHALLENGING ME TO A A WHIFF-OFF. 513 00:32:53,173 --> 00:32:56,910 AMERICANS, YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH YOUR WHIFF-OFFS >> "WHIFF-OFF. 514 00:32:56,910 --> 00:32:59,946 >> YEAH, A WHIFF-OFF >> IT'S A RIFF-OFF >> WHIFF-OFF 515 00:32:59,946 --> 00:33:02,248 >> RIFF-OFF. >> YOU SAID WHIFF-OFF, I SAID WHIFF-OFF. 516 00:33:02,248 --> 00:33:07,187 >> OKAY. >> AND I WOULD LOVE TO BE A PART OF THE WHIFF-OFF. 517 00:33:07,187 --> 00:33:10,790 BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE A CAPPELLA BY-LAWS CLEARLY STATE, "A QUORUM OF A CAPELLA 518 00:33:10,790 --> 00:33:14,828 PAIRS MUST BE PRESENT FOR A WHIFF-OFF TO BE LEGALLY BINDING. 519 00:33:14,828 --> 00:33:19,432 SO IT'S SAD. >> IT'S ACTUALLY NOT SAD NEIN 520 00:33:19,432 --> 00:33:21,368 >> Jimmy: YEAH, "NEIN. [ APPLAUSE ] >> NEIN. 521 00:33:21,368 --> 00:33:23,470 >> Jimmy: ADAM DeVINE, EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 522 00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:27,841 ALL SIX EPISODES OF "BUMPER IN BERLIN" ARE STREAMING RIGHT NOW, ON PEACOCK. 523 00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:31,344 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN PERFORMS FOR US AFTER THE BREAK STICK AROUND 524 00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:55,268 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "DON'T 525 00:33:55,268 --> 00:33:58,571 PLAY THAT SONG" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE," GIVE IT UP FOR 526 00:33:58,571 --> 00:34:02,242 ALBUM, "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE," GIVE IT UP FOR BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN! 527 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:07,147 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ONE, TWO -- ONE, TWO, 528 00:34:07,147 --> 00:34:23,463 THREE -- * * 529 00:34:23,463 --> 00:34:30,070 >> COME ON * DON'T PLAY THAT SON FOR ME 530 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:35,375 THOUGH IT BRINGS BAC SWEET MEMORIES * * OF THE DAYS 531 00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:42,615 THAT I ONCE KNEW OF THE DAY I SPENT WITH YOU * 532 00:34:42,615 --> 00:34:48,288 * OH NO DON'T YOU LET IT PLA IT FILLS MY HEAR 533 00:34:48,288 --> 00:34:55,929 WITH PAIN * * PLEASE STOP IT RIGHT AWAY 'CAUSE I REMEMBE 534 00:34:55,929 --> 00:35:01,067 JUST WHAT IT'D SAY WELL IT SAID * * DARLIN' I LOVE YO 535 00:35:01,067 --> 00:35:05,672 OH YOU KNOW THAT YOU LIE DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * * YEAH YOU KNOW 536 00:35:05,672 --> 00:35:10,910 THAT YOU LIE DARLIN' I LOVED YOU * * OH YOU KNOW THAT YOU LIED 537 00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:12,879 YOU LIED * * YOU LIE YOU LIED 538 00:35:12,879 --> 00:35:19,319 YOU LIED LIED LIED LIED * * I REMEMBE ON OUR FIRST DAT 539 00:35:19,319 --> 00:35:26,226 YOU KISSED ME THEN YOU WALKED AWAY * * YOU WERE ONLY SEVENTEEN 540 00:35:26,226 --> 00:35:32,232 I NEVER THOUGH YOU'D ACT SO MEAN * * OH YOU TOLD M 541 00:35:32,232 --> 00:35:41,207 THAT YOU LOVED M YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CARED * * YOU SAID YOU'D GO WITH ME 542 00:35:41,207 --> 00:35:48,181 DARLIN OH ANYTIME ANYWHERE * * BUT DARLIN' YOU LIE 543 00:35:48,181 --> 00:35:54,754 DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * OH DARLIN' YOU LIE DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * 544 00:35:54,754 --> 00:36:00,226 * YEAH DARLIN' YOU LIED DARLIN' I LOVE YOU OH DARLING YOU LIE 545 00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:02,195 YOU LIED * * YOU LIE YOU LIED 546 00:36:02,195 --> 00:36:07,434 YOU LIED LIED LIED LIED * * NOW I REMEMBE THOSE SUMMER NIGHT 547 00:36:07,434 --> 00:36:13,039 DOWN BY THE JERSEY SHORE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * AS THE BAND PLAYE 548 00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:23,283 WITH YOU IN MY ARM WE MOVED ACROSS THAT FLOOR * * THEN DARLIN' YOU WENT AWA 549 00:36:23,283 --> 00:36:34,194 WELL ALL I'VE GOT TO SAY I I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIED OH LET'S DANCE * 550 00:36:34,194 --> 00:36:39,132 * WOO BUT DARLIN' YOU LIED DARLIN' I LOVE YOU 551 00:36:39,132 --> 00:36:45,071 YEAH DARLIN' YOU LIE DARLING I LOVE YOU * * YEAH DARLIN' YOU LIED 552 00:36:45,071 --> 00:36:49,509 DARLIN' I LOVE YOU OH DARLIN' YOU LIE YOU LIED * 553 00:36:49,509 --> 00:36:52,779 * YOU LIE YOU LIED YOU LIED LIED LIED LIED * 554 00:36:52,779 --> 00:36:57,917 * DARLIN' I LOVE YO MMM-MM * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 555 00:36:57,917 --> 00:37:03,723 * DARLIN' I LOVE YO MMMM-M DARLIN' I LOVE YOU 556 00:37:03,723 --> 00:37:07,127 MMM-MM * * YOU LIE YOU LIED * 557 00:37:07,127 --> 00:37:10,296 >> OH, LET'S SEE THAT AUDIENCE OUT THERE. COME ON. 558 00:37:10,296 --> 00:37:12,365 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * >> IF YOU'RE SITTING DOWN, GET 559 00:37:12,365 --> 00:37:17,170 UP OFF THOSE ASSES OUT THERE * DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * >> OH, COME ON NOW 560 00:37:17,170 --> 00:37:21,441 THAT'S RIGHT * DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * >> I HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT 561 00:37:21,441 --> 00:37:23,610 THANKSGIVING * YOU LIE YOU LIED * 562 00:37:23,610 --> 00:37:27,447 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I HOPE YOU ATE YOUR TURKEY AND YOUR MASHED POTATOES 563 00:37:27,447 --> 00:37:31,151 * DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * [ CHEERS ] >> AND THE SWEET POTATOES WITH 564 00:37:31,151 --> 00:37:34,888 THE -- WITH THE MARSHMALLOWS ON TOP. YES! 565 00:37:34,888 --> 00:37:38,692 * DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * >> BUT WE CAN'T GO -- WE CAN'T GO ANY FURTHER WITHOUT A LITTLE 566 00:37:38,692 --> 00:37:40,460 HELP * YOU LIE YOU LIED * 567 00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:45,365 >> WE NEED THE ROOTS COME ON, BOYS. * DARLIN' I LOVE YO 568 00:37:45,365 --> 00:37:51,705 OH YEAH THAT YOU'VE LIED DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * * OH A LITTLE BIT MOR 569 00:37:51,705 --> 00:37:57,844 DARLIN' I LOVE YOU JUST A LITTLE BIT LOUDER YOU LIED YOU LIED * 570 00:37:57,844 --> 00:38:03,750 * JUST A LITTLE BIT LOUDE DARLIN' I LOVE YOU JUST A LITTLE BIT LOUDER 571 00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:10,290 DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * * JUST A LITTLE BIT LOUDE DARLIN' I LOVE YOU 572 00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:12,359 >> OH, LET'S BRING IN THE BAND NOW. * YOU LIE 573 00:38:12,359 --> 00:38:14,127 YOU LIED * >> COME ON COME ON. 574 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:17,931 COME ON. * DARLIN' YOU LIE DARLIN' I LOVE YOU 575 00:38:17,931 --> 00:38:24,037 YEAH DARLIN YOU LIED DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * * WELL DARLIN' YOU LIED 576 00:38:24,037 --> 00:38:28,441 DARLIN' I LOVE YOU OH DARLIN' YOU LIE YOU LIED * 577 00:38:28,441 --> 00:38:32,045 * YOU LIE YOU LIED YOU LIED LIED LIED LIED * 578 00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:37,517 * DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * YEAH DARLIN' YOU LIE DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * 579 00:38:37,517 --> 00:38:42,222 >> COME ON * DARLIN' YOU LIE DARLIN' I LOVE YOU 580 00:38:42,222 --> 00:38:46,359 DARLIN' YOU LIED * >> ONE MORE TIME AROUND. * YOU LIE 581 00:38:46,359 --> 00:38:48,895 YOU LIED * >> COME ON NOW * DARLIN' YOU LIE 582 00:38:48,895 --> 00:38:54,801 DARLIN' I LOVE YOU OH DARLIN' YOU LIE DARLIN' I LOVE YOU * 583 00:38:54,801 --> 00:39:00,240 * YEAH DARLIN' YOU LIED DARLIN' I LOVE YOU OH DARLIN' YOU LIE 584 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:04,411 YOU LIED * * YOU LIE LIED LIED LIED 585 00:39:04,411 --> 00:39:11,284 LIED LIE OOH * >> THE ROOTS 586 00:39:11,284 --> 00:39:17,724 * THE NIGHT SHIFT. * 587 00:39:17,724 --> 00:39:24,631 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> BRUCE >> Jimmy: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN! 588 00:39:24,631 --> 00:39:29,336 >> BRUCE >> Jimmy: "ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE" IS OUT NOW! 589 00:39:29,336 --> 00:39:32,405 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, BABY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 590 00:39:32,405 --> 00:39:43,316 * YEA YOU KNOW THAT YOU LIED YOU KNOW THAT YOU LIED 591 00:39:43,316 --> 00:40:03,903 YOU KNOW THAT YOU LIED * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO JERRY SEINFELD, ADAM DeVINE, 592 00:40:03,903 --> 00:40:07,741 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 593 00:40:07,741 --> 00:40:12,212 AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 594 00:40:12,212 --> 00:40:14,414 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 595 00:40:14,414 --> 00:40:19,019 HAPPY THANKSGIVING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *