1 00:00:06,973 --> 00:00:08,675 >>> YOU LOVE TAKING YOUR LITTLE ONE'S TO THE MACY'S 2 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:12,312 THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE. >> PICK ME UP. PICK ME UP 3 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:14,147 >> AND THEY LOVE WATCHING THE PARADE FROM YOUR SHOULDERS BUT WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS 4 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:19,085 WHEN THEY'RE UP THERE FOR A THREE-HOUR PARADE. >> DADDY, I HAVE TO GO TO THE 5 00:00:19,085 --> 00:00:23,990 BATHROOM >> Jimmy: I'M KIND OF STUCK. CAN YOU HOLD IT, PAL 6 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:28,695 >> ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. >> Jimmy: COME ON, ARE YOU KIDDING ME 7 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,463 >> SO, FOR THIS YEAR'S PARADE, PATAGONIA AND PAMPERS TEAMED UP TO CREATE THE ALL NEW 8 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:36,569 PEETAGONIA THE FIRST JACKET WITH A BUILT-IN NECK DIAPER TO KEEP 9 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:40,607 YOU DRY WHEN THE KID ON YOUR SHOULDERS TREATS YOU LIKE A HUMAN URINAL 10 00:00:40,607 --> 00:00:45,745 >> DADDY, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM >> Jimmy: GO RIGHT AHEAD 11 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:48,048 I'M WEARING MY PEETAGONIA. * LET IT FLOW LET IT FLO 12 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:51,751 LET IT FLOW * >> YOU'LL STAY COMPLETELY DRY. >> Jimmy: AND WARM TOO 13 00:00:51,751 --> 00:00:56,022 >> OH, HELL NO COME ON. >> PEETAGONIA. 14 00:00:56,022 --> 00:01:03,897 LET IT RAIN ON YOUR PARADE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 15 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,066 * >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 16 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:10,904 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 17 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:14,507 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JESSE EISENBERG. 18 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:18,311 MADELYN CLINE. CHEF JACQUES PEPIN AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 19 00:01:18,311 --> 00:01:27,487 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1-7-5-2. >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 20 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:31,091 >> Questlove: 1-7-5-2. >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 21 00:01:32,692 --> 00:01:37,997 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 22 00:01:37,997 --> 00:01:53,313 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! 23 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:56,916 YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FEELS SO GOOD. 24 00:01:56,916 --> 00:02:00,720 MWAH, MWAH ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY 25 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:04,791 ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY! 26 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:09,162 EVERYONE'S IN A GOOD MOOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERYONE'S IN A GOOD MOOD. 27 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:12,098 YOU GUYS, TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT 28 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:15,935 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RIGHT NOW, SOME OF YOU ARE EXCITED TO SEE YOUR FAMILY, 29 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:20,073 WHILE THE REST OF YOU ARE ABOUT TO DRAW AN EXTRA LINE ON A A COVID TEST 30 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:24,077 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE LIKE, "AW." [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:26,546 A BIT OF HISTORY I READ THAT ABRAHAM LINCOLN DECLARED THANKSGIVING AN 32 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:32,552 OFFICIAL HOLIDAY IN 1863 IT'S LIKE DURING THE CIVIL WAR, HE SAW OUR COUNTRY FIGHTING 33 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:35,288 EACH OTHER AND THOUGHT, WE SHOULD MAKE A WHOLE MEAL OUT OF THIS 34 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:41,728 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, THANKSGIVING IS ALMOST HERE AND NOBODY IS MORE 35 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:44,130 IN THE SPIRIT THAN LOCAL NEWS ANCHORS. LET'S SEE HOW THEY'RE 36 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:44,431 ANCHORS. LET'S SEE HOW THEY'RE CELEBRATING. 37 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:47,967 >> GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE. 38 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:50,704 >> GOBBLE, GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE, GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE, GOBBLE. 39 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:54,507 >> GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, 40 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:58,011 GOBBLE HUH, HUH >> DID YOU PURPOSELY WEAR 41 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,280 TURKEY COLORS TODAY? >> YOU KIND OF LOOK LIKE A BIG OL' BUTTER BALL. 42 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:06,753 >> THANKS. THANKS A LOT, ABBY [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:09,322 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THEN DURING COMMERCIAL SHE TRIED PULLING 44 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:12,292 ABBY'S ARM OFF LIKE A WISHBONE IT'S LIKE, "HEY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I LOOK LIKE 45 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:16,930 A BUTTERBALL?" TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING, BUT TONIGHT IS DRINKS-GIVING 46 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:23,370 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHY AM I TELLING YOU GUYS? I FEEL LIKE YOU KNOW THIS 47 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:26,906 ALREADY. DRINKS-GIVING, THAT'S WHEN A A LOT OF PEOPLE HIT UP THEIR 48 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:30,076 HOMETOWN BARS TO SEE OLD FRIENDS. IT'S A GREAT TRADITION 49 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:31,778 YOU TALK SMACK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY TO YOUR FRIENDS, AND THEN TOMORROW YOU TALK SMACK 50 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:36,616 ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS TO YOUR FAMILY [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:39,119 IT'S A GOOD TIME IT'S BASICALLY AN ENTIRE BAR FILLED WITH PEOPLE SAYING, 52 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:43,156 "TIM'S LOOKING LIKE A BIG, OLD BUTTERBALL." [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,091 THIS IS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE BIGGEST DRINKING NIGHTS OF THE YEAR, WHICH IS WHY TOMORROW 54 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:46,826 MORNING PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE LIKE, "I'M MOST THANKFUL FOR THIS BACON, EGG, AND CHEESE AND 55 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:56,603 GATORADE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LOVE IT. 56 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:58,138 TONIGHT, A LOT OF PEOPLE WENT TO THEIR HOMETOWN BAR WITH OLD FRIENDS. 57 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:00,774 BUT IF YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO GO OUT, DON'T WORRY WE PUT TOGETHER A SIMULATION OF 58 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,909 HOW YOUR CONVERSATION WOULD HAVE GONE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 59 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:07,847 >> NO WAY! WHAT'S UP, BRO >> HOW YOU BEEN, BRO 60 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:10,583 >> GOOD, GOOD. IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU, BRO. >> YEAH, BRO, YOU TOO. 61 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,886 >> YOU GOOD? >> YEAH, YEAH. I'M GOOD, BRO. 62 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:19,325 YEAH >> COOL. >> COOL. 63 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:22,729 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SHOTS OF FIREBALL >> [ BLEEP ] YES, BRO. 64 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:29,169 YES, BRO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GET IT, GET IT BRO 65 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:35,241 LET'S GET AT IT, BRO GET IT, BRO. GUYS, I'M SO PUMPED IT'S 66 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:38,144 THANKSGIVING EVE JUST THINK, IN 12 HOURS YOUR AUNT'S GOING TO PULL A TURKEY 67 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:41,981 OUT OF THE OVEN THAT ISN'T PLANT BASED BUT IT'S DEFINITELY BEYOND MEAT. 68 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:45,085 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, SPEAKING OF FOOD, 69 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,886 OCEAN SPRAY SAYS THEY FLIP THE LABELS ON THEIR CRANBERRY SAUCE CANS UPSIDE-DOWN TO CREATE A 70 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:55,962 A "SEAMLESS SERVING EXPERIENCE." [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,598 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE DUMPING A BRICK OF MAROON SLIME OUT OF A CAN, YOU'RE REALLY PLAYING 72 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:03,403 FAST AND LOOSE WITH THE PHRASE "SERVING EXPERIENCE. [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:06,673 SERIOUSLY, I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE SOUND IT MAKES WHEN IT COMES OUT. 74 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:10,610 EWW. [ SLURP SOUND YEAH 75 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:14,314 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, PEOPLE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY ARE GETTING READY 76 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:17,817 FOR TOMORROW QUEST, YOU ALL PREPPED FOR THANKSGIVING 77 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:20,120 >> Questlove: YEAH, MAN. I GOT EVERYTHING I NEED AT THE GROCERY STORE. 78 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:23,056 I JUST LANDED ON A SWEET POTATO CASSEROLE RECIPE I'M GOING TO MAKE 79 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:27,394 THAT'S IT. HOW ABOUT YOU? >> Jimmy: I'M READY TOO. 80 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:30,296 WE'RE HAVING FAMILY OVER SO, I RENTED SOME TABLES I'VE GOT MY THANKSGIVING 81 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:32,465 PLAYLIST READY TO GO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, HIGGINS? 82 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:35,068 >> Steve: OH, MAN, I'M SO READY FOR THANKSGIVING BEFORE I LEFT THE HOUSE THIS 83 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,704 MORNING, I CRANKED UP THE OVEN AT 600 DEGREES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 84 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:41,074 >> Jimmy: HIGGINS, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE YOUR OVEN ON WHEN YOU'RE NOT HOME 85 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,843 >> Steve: RELAX, IT'S FINE MY OVEN TAKES A LITTLE WHILE TO HEAT UP BECAUSE THE GAS LINE 86 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,913 HAS A HOLE IN IT [ LAUGHTER ] IT STINKS UP THE KITCHEN SO 87 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:51,284 BAD, I LEFT A BUNCH OF AEROSOL CANS RIGHT NEXT TO THE OVEN. AND WHEN I GET HOME, I'M GOING 88 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,454 TO SPRAY THEM DOWN AND FRESHEN UP THE PLACE >> Jimmy: NO - 89 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:56,089 >> Steve: I KNOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY WORRIED THAT THE TURKEY WON'T FULLY COOKED 90 00:05:56,089 --> 00:06:01,861 BECAUSE THE BUSTED GAS LINE. WE GOT A BACKUP BIRD WRAPPED IT IN FOIL 91 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:05,932 POPPED IT IN THE MICROWAVE SET IT FOR NINE HOURS. [ LAUGHTER ] 92 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:08,435 AND GET THIS WE'RE GOING TO DEEP FRY THAT SUCKER 93 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:11,371 [ LAUGHTER ] GOT A GREAT DEAL FOUND 18 LEAKY PROPANE TANKS ON 94 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:16,643 THE SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY. MAN, IT IS GOING TO BE A GOOD THANKSGIVING 95 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:19,913 [ DING ] >> Steve: OH OH, NO 96 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:26,152 [ EXPLOSION [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MY NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE BLEW UP. 97 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:27,887 [ LAUGHTER ] I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BEEN COOKING AT MY HOUSE. 98 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:32,258 SO NO, I'M NOT READY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 99 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:37,063 YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE? HEY, THIS IS FUN TOMORROW IS THE MACY'S 100 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:42,068 THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ROOTS AND I WILL BE THERE 101 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:47,474 PERFORMING BUT IF YOU LOVE PARADES, MACY'S ISN'T THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN. 102 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:48,408 BUT IF YOU LOVE PARADES, MACY'S ISN'T THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN. WATCH THIS 103 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,379 BALLOONS THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE? 104 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:56,649 THEN TUNE IN TO THE T.J. MAXX THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE. THE ONLY PARADE WITH OLD OUT OF 105 00:06:56,649 --> 00:07:01,287 FASHIONED BALLOONS THAT MACY'S THREW AWAY YEARS AGO LIKE ASK JEEVES, THE PETS.COM 106 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:09,295 DOG, WEIRD OLD GUY SUPERMAN, AND WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS. T.J. MAXX, WHERE EVERY DAY 107 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:15,769 LOOKS LIKE THE DAY AFTER BLACK FRIDAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 108 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,437 >> Jimmy: WELL, WITH THANKSGIVING DAY SO CLOSE, I THINK IT'S TIME TO READ THAT 109 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:27,547 CLASSIC STORY WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 110 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,652 * >> Jimmy: 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THANKSGIVING, AND, OH, 111 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:37,424 WHAT A NIGHT NOT A CREATURE WAS SOBER, CHUGGING MILLER HIGH LIFE. 112 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:41,895 [ LAUGHTER ] THE DIVE BARS WERE PACKED, EVERYONE PLAYING POOL, IN THE 113 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:45,732 HOPES THEY'D HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE FROM HIGH SCHOOL [ LAUGHTER ] 114 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:49,436 WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THERE AROSE SUCH A TITTER. OH, NO, ELON MUSK POSTED 115 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:53,273 ANOTHER WEIRD MEME TO TWITTER. [ LAUGHTER ] I ROLLED BOTH MY EYES AND 116 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:57,544 TURNED OFF MY PHONE, THEN WENT TO MY PARENTS' HOUSE TO WATCH "YELLOWSTONE." 117 00:07:57,544 --> 00:08:00,914 [ LAUGHTER ] ON JOHN DUTTON, ON BETH DUTTON, ON TEETER AND KAYCE, ON 118 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:05,618 RIP WHEELER, ON CHIEF RAINWATER, EVERYONE EXCEPT JAMIE 119 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:09,155 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN I SPRANG TO MY CHILDHOOD BEDROOM TO CRASH, BUT MY COUSIN 120 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:17,864 WAS IN THERE SMOKING HIS STASH [ LAUGHTER ] TOMORROW, I THOUGHT, MY WHOLE 121 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:19,599 FAMILY WILL FIGHT. BUT HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL, EXCEPT MY UNCLE STEVE, WHO I 122 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:33,813 HOPE MISSES HIS FLIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, THIS IS GOING VIRAL. 123 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:37,650 A PHOTO THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN POSTED ON TWITTER. DID YOU SEE THIS, QUEST? 124 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:41,788 >> Questlove: NO >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING LAUGH IT HAS AN OPTICAL ILLUSION THAT 125 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:48,128 MAKES HIS JACKET LOOK LIKE HIS LEGS LOOK AT THIS PHOTO 126 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:56,536 [ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE WALKED INTO THE OFFICE LIKE, "WHOA, I'LL COME BACK. 127 00:08:56,536 --> 00:09:03,443 I -- CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN? DO WE HAVE THE FOOTAGE 128 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,745 HE LOOKS LIKE A TEACHER WHO WOULD SAY, "YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME MR. DUNCAN, CALL ME 129 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,682 MATT [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, WHAT 130 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:13,920 FORGET TODAY'S LESSON, LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT LIFE." YEAH, IT'S THE BEST BIDEN 131 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,356 OPTICAL ILLUSION SINCE HE AND JILL LOOKED LIKE GIANTS NEXT TO THE CARTERS. 132 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:25,031 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE REMEMBER THAT? [ APPLAUSE ] 133 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:30,103 >> Steve: THAT WAS THE BEST. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS INSANE. DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? 134 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,072 LAST NIGHT AHEAD OF THE SENATE RUNOFF IN GEORGIA, HERSCHEL WALKER WAS ON FOX 135 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:36,876 NEWS, AND HE HAD A BIT OF A SLIP UP WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE ELECTION 136 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:37,310 A SLIP UP WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE ELECTION LISTEN TO THIS 137 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,513 >> FIRST OF ALL, THIS ELECTION IS MORE THAN HERSCHEL WALKER 138 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:44,551 THIS ERECTION IS ABOUT THE PEOPLE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 139 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:51,324 >> Steve: OH [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: SOMEBODY'S EXCITED 140 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:54,160 ABOUT THE RUNOFFS. [ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, ELON MUSK 141 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,963 REPORTEDLY TOLD TWITTER EMPLOYEES THAT HE'S DONE LAYING PEOPLE OFF, AND IS NOW LOOKING 142 00:09:56,963 --> 00:10:02,268 TO START HIRING. ELON KNEW HE NEEDED MORE PEOPLE WHEN HE LOOKED AROUND THE 143 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:07,841 TWITTER OFFICE AND SAW FEWER THAN 280 CHARACTERS. [ LAUGHTER ] 144 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,576 HEY, THIS SATURDAY IS SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY, AND I HEARD THAT TO ATTRACT YOUNGER 145 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:17,150 CUSTOMERS, SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS ARE BEING ENCOURAGED TO UP THEIR TIKTOK GAME 146 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,586 YEAH, THAT'S GOT TO BE TOUGH AFTER 50 YEARS OF OWNING A A HARDWARE STORE, MOM AND POP 147 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:23,156 GOTTA STAY IN BUSINESS BY SLAPPING EACH OTHER WITH TORTILLAS. 148 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:31,131 [ LAUGHTER ] "WE WERE THE GREATEST GENERATION." 149 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:36,036 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A MALL IN CANADA HAS AN ATTRACTION CALLED WOODY 150 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:42,809 THE CHRISTMAS TREE [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE JUST WOKE UP. 151 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:43,109 [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE JUST WOKE UP. CHECK THIS OUT 152 00:10:47,347 --> 00:11:00,960 [ CHEERS ] [ LAUGHTER ] 153 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:04,698 >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S THE FIRST PROMO FOR "A VERY SQUIDGAME CHRISTMAS. 154 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:08,234 [ LAUGHTER ] COINCIDENTALLY, WAKE UP WOODY IS ALSO HERSCHEL WALKER'S NEW 155 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:12,672 CAMPAIGN SLOGAN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT 156 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:16,476 JESSE EISENBERG IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FROM "GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT 157 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,911 MYSTERY," MADELYN CLINE IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 158 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:21,414 AND JAMES BEARD AWARD-WINNING CHEF JACQUES PEPIN IS HERE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 159 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,482 CHEF JACQUES PEPIN IS HERE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 160 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,584 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 161 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:38,798 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," 162 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:40,867 EVERYBODY. I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT NIGHT BEFORE THANKSGIVING. 163 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,803 WE HAVE A BIG DAY TOMORROW IN THE MORNING, THE ROOTS AND I WILL BE IN THE MACY'S 164 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:48,308 THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE ARE ON THE CENTRAL PARK 165 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:52,579 FLOAT, AND I'LL BE PERFORMING MY NEW SONG I DID WITH DOLLY PARTON "ALMOST TOO EARLY 166 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:56,483 FOR CHRISTMAS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A BIG DEAL. 167 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:59,652 AND THEN TOMORROW NIGHT, WE HAVE AN ALL-NEW SHOW, A GIANT SHOW 168 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:03,723 JERRY SEINFELD WILL BE OUR GUEST. ADAM DEVINE WILL BE HERE 169 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:08,194 AND OUR MUSICAL GUEST WILL BE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. 170 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:13,867 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY HEY, GUYS, A LOT IS HAPPENING 171 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,836 IN THE NEWS RIGHT NOW, AND SOMETIMES I FIND THE BEST WAY TO EXPLAIN THE NEWS IS WITH 172 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,239 MUSIC. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS RADIO. 173 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:19,739 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS RADIO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 174 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,842 * NEWS RADI NEWS RADIO 175 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:28,648 NEWS RADIO, YEAH * >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, TICKETMASTER HAS APOLOGIZED TO 176 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:33,553 TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AFTER THE FIASCO OVER HER UPCOMING TOUR 177 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:37,724 THEY WERE LIKE - * BABY I'M SORRY * >> Jimmy: BUT THE FANS AREN'T 178 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,559 HAVING IT. THEY'RE LIKE - * IT'S TOO LATE 179 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:44,364 TO APOLOGIZE * >> Jimmy: AND NOW TICKETMASTER IS UNDER INVESTIGATION BECAUSE 180 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,867 THEIR PARENT COMPANY MIGHT BE A -- * MONOPOLY * 181 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:51,104 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND SINCE THEY'RE THE ONLY COMPETITION, THEY'RE ABLE 182 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,673 TO HIKE PRICES WAY - * UP THEN IT'S UP THEN IT'S UP 183 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:56,843 THEN IT'S UP * >> Jimmy: SO IN ORDER TO SEE A A CONCERT, YOU HAVE TO PAY - 184 00:12:56,843 --> 00:13:02,949 * 525,600 * >> Jimmy: DOLLARS. WHICH IS WHY EVERYONE IS HOPING 185 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:06,119 TICKETMASTER GETS IN TROUBLE, BECAUSE FRANKLY -- * IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME * 186 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:14,060 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OF COURSE, ELON MUSK IS IN CHARGE OF TWITTER NOW. 187 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:19,132 AND LET'S BE HONEST -- * YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THE SAME AS IT WAS * 188 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,902 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE ELON KEEPS TWEETING MEMES IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY 15 MINUTES 189 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,472 THERE'S -- * ANOTHER ONE * >> Jimmy: THEN - 190 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,308 * ANOTHER ONE * >> Jimmy: AND EVERYONE IN HIS COMMENTS ARE LIKE. 191 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,077 * SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP SHUT UP * [ LAUGHTER ] 192 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:33,346 >> Jimmy: ALSO, HE REINSTATED PRESIDENT TRUMPS ACCOUNT, AND WAS LIKE - 193 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,516 * BABY, COME BACK * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT WHEN ASKED IF HE 194 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:39,919 WOULD RETURN TO THE SITE, TRUMP SAID - * NO, NO, NO * 195 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,988 >> Jimmy: SOME PEOPLE WANT TRUMP TO TWEET AGAIN THEY'RE LIKE - 196 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:45,492 * SAY SOMETHING * >> Jimmy: WHILE OTHERS DON'T WANT HIM BACK AT ALL 197 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:50,497 THEY'RE MORE LIKE -- * I'M GIVING UP ON YOU * >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, ELON ALSO 198 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,566 REINSTATED KANYE, AND UNLIKE TRUMP, HE WAS LIKE - * I'M COMING BACK 199 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:58,505 FOR YOU BABY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, NEW YORK 200 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:02,142 IS SET TO APPROVE 36 MARIJUANA DISPENSARY LICENSES. SO, NOW IT'S EASIER THAN EVER 201 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:05,912 TO GET - * HIGH * >> Jimmy: BUT REMEMBER IN ORDER 202 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:10,183 TO BUY WEED, YOU STILL HAVE TO BE OVER -- * 21 * 203 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,353 >> Jimmy: AND IF YOU'RE NOT, THE POLICE WILL RUN INTO THE DISPENSARY LIKE -- 204 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,523 * NOBODY MOVE * >> Jimmy: AND YOU'LL THROW YOUR HANDS UP LIKE -- 205 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,359 * IT WASN'T ME * >> Jimmy: BUT FOR EVERYONE ELSE, DON'T WORRY. 206 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,862 IT'S LEGAL, SO FEEL FREE TO -- * SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 207 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,065 >> Jimmy: THIS HAS BEEN "NEWS RADIO. STICK AROUND 208 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,801 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK 209 00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:35,975 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> I WAS JUST THINKING, MY GOD, 210 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:40,347 THIS IS LIKE THE COOLEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE." AND I -- I TOLD HER THAT 211 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,516 AND THEN, I WALKED OVER TO MY WIFE, AND I SAID, "HONEY, I THINK I JUST MET MY SOULMATE 212 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:47,354 I MET THIS AMAZING WOMAN." AND I POINTED TO THE WOMAN WHO I WANTED TO BE MY SOULMATE AND 213 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:52,258 ANNA, MY WIFE, SHE SAID, "THAT'S CLAIRE DANES, YOU IDIOT. 214 00:14:52,258 --> 00:15:06,506 GOOD LUCK. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR 215 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,875 GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 216 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:18,418 HASHTAGS * 217 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,520 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT 218 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:24,557 A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC THIS WEEK, I SENT OUT THE 219 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:28,495 HASHTAG, "MY FAMILY IS WEIRD." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I ASKED YOU TO TWEET OUT A 220 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:32,532 A FUNNY, WEIRD, OR EMBARRASSING THING A FAMILY MEMBER HAS DONE OR SAID. 221 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:35,802 WITHIN MINUTES -- WITHIN SECONDS -- IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S 222 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:39,406 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WONDER WHY THANK YOU ALL FOR PLAYING 223 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:42,275 ALONG. AND NOW I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE "MY FAMILY 224 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:46,312 IS WEIRD" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS AND THERE'S SOME WEIRD FAMILIES OUT THERE. 225 00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,815 IT'S AWESOME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM 226 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,550 @COVEYDENTON SHE SAYS, "MY MOM USED TO WAKE US UP THANKSGIVING MORNING BY 227 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,318 HOLDING THE RAW TURKEY BY THE ARMPITS, MAKING GOBBLE NOISES, AND CHASING US INTO THE 228 00:15:52,318 --> 00:16:02,495 KITCHEN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ONE WAY TO WAKE UP THE 229 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,432 KIDS, YEAH THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM @CKGIRL04, SHE SAYS, "WHEN MY 230 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:10,570 FAMILY SINGS HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WE SING IT THE NORMAL WAY FIRST THEN WE SING IT SAD AND SLOW IN 231 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:16,476 THE DEEPEST VOICES WE CAN MANAGE EVEN IF WE ARE IN PUBLIC." 232 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:23,683 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEVER HEARD OF THAT. * HAPPY BIRTHDAY * 233 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,585 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S FUN THIS ONE'S FROM 234 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:29,689 @JURNEESRAINBOW. SHE SAYS, "MY MOM AND THREE AUNTS WOULD DO A SYNCHRONIZED 235 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:33,193 SWIMMING ROUTINE THEY MADE UP EVERY SUMMER THE KIDS HAD TO GET OUT OF THE 236 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:38,431 POOL AND WATCH." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GET OUT. 237 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:42,702 >> Steve: GET OUT OF HERE. >> Jimmy: SOMEBODY'S GOT TO JUDGE. 238 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:49,142 THIS ONE'S FROM @MPETRICOIN. SHE SAYS, "THE FIRST TIME I MET MY NOT YET MOTHER-IN-LAW, SHE 239 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:53,079 STIRRED MY DRINK WITH HER FINGER." [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 240 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,548 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: IS THIS FOR MY WIFE? 241 00:16:55,548 --> 00:17:01,087 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW I FEEL LIKE MY MOM DID THAT. THIS ONE'S FROM @RJT1605 242 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:02,822 HE SAYS, "MY FATHER ONCE RAN TO THE BUS STOP ONLY IN HIS UNDERWEAR, CARRYING ME IN HIS 243 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:09,062 ARMS TO DROP ME OFF ONTO MY SCHOOL BUS I WAS IN THIRD GRADE 244 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:13,533 I STILL GET GOOSEBUMPS FROM THAT MEMORY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 245 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:19,039 I'M SO SORRY I HOPE YOU'RE IN THERAPY I'M SORRY. 246 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:22,509 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @JAKEWILLIAMSART 247 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,845 HE SAYS, "MY BROTHER THINKS POTATOES TASTE BETTER COLD SO, HE PUTS A PLATE OF THEM IN 248 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:30,684 THE FREEZER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MEAL AND BY THE END HE HAS FROZEN POTATOES FOR DESSERT. 249 00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:38,358 HE CALLS THEM FRO-POS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE POP ME A FRO-PO, MAN 250 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:44,564 >> Steve: PO-SICLE >> Jimmy: POP ME A FRO-PO, BRO THIS IS ONE IS FROM @OLMUSKY 251 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:48,835 THEY SAY "ONCE A WEEK, MY FAMILY WOULD EAT AT THE LOCAL DINER. 252 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,804 IMMEDIATELY AFTER FINISHING HIS MEAL, MY DAD WOULD HAND MY MOM HIS WALLET, THEN GO LISTEN TO 253 00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:59,546 THE RADIO IN THE CAR WHILE WE FINISHED." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 254 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:05,352 DAD NEEDS HIS ME TIME. >> Steve: DAD NEEDS ME TIME. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 255 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:09,489 @ARSHDHILLONK. SHE SAYS, "MY SISTER USED TO BRAID HER LEG HAIR, THEN RIP IT 256 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:15,028 OUT AND CALL IT 'DIY WAXING.'" >> Steve: OHH. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 257 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:19,132 OUCH HOW LONG DID IT HAVE TO GET? >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS -- 258 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:24,504 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @KYLEDICE23. HE SAYS, "MY BOYFRIEND'S DAD 259 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:29,275 COMPLIMENTS OTHER DRIVERS WHEN THEY THEY FOLLOW THE RULES LIKE, 'BEIGE CAMRY JUST PUT 260 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:33,046 THEIR TURN SIGNAL ON NICE.' WE CALL IT HIS 'ANTI-ROAD 261 00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:38,051 RAGE.' [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: NICE JOB 262 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:41,755 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE. >> Steve: GOOD TURN! >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 263 00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:46,126 @RENEEJORDAN78 SHE SAYS, "MY FAMILY HIDES AN ALMOND IN THE STUFFING 264 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,962 WHOEVER FINDS IT GETS GOOD LUCK FOR THE NEXT YEAR. LAST YEAR, MY BROTHER CHOKED ON 265 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:57,170 THE ALMOND, SO THIS YEAR WE SWITCHED IT TO A RAISIN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 266 00:18:57,170 --> 00:19:02,509 CHOKED ON IT YOU WIN. YOU WON. 267 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:07,313 THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @EDDIELOVESTOAST HE SAYS, "THE WHOLE FAM WAS 268 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,717 TOGETHER FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER. MY GRANDMA GOT A BIT TOASTY ON SOME HOLIDAY WINE AND GOT 269 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:14,654 LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM SHE STARTED FREAKING OUT AND SCREAMING, 'SOMEBODY HELP ME.' 270 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,024 SHE WAS PULLING AND PUSHING, BUT IT WAS A SLIDING DOOR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 271 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,560 THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 272 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:24,264 TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS 273 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:27,334 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JESSE EISENBERG, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 274 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:38,278 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU STARTED 275 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:43,950 ACTING AND YOU LANDED WORK IN COMMERCIALS, WHICH A LOT OF CHILD ACTORS GET THEIR START 276 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:49,089 IN FACT, WE FOUND ONE OF THEM. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. >> TODAY WE'RE MAKING 277 00:19:49,089 --> 00:19:50,457 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. >> TODAY WE'RE MAKING CHUCK E. CHEESE PIZZA. 278 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:11,077 STARRING IN THE FX LIMITED SERIES, "FLEISHMAN IS IN TROUBLE," WITH NEW EPISODES 279 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:15,415 TROUBLE," WITH NEW EPISODES RELEASING THURSDAYS ON HULU. PLEASE WELCOME JESSE EISENBERG 280 00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:17,617 * 281 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:34,567 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD FEEL THE LOVE. 282 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,070 FEEL THE LOVE RIGHT THERE. >> THAT'S SO NICE. >> Jimmy: HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO 283 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,638 YOU. NICE TO SEE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 284 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:41,007 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING ON 285 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,977 THANKSGIVING EXCITING FOR YOU? NOT EXCITING DO YOU HAVE A BIG FAMILY 286 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:46,279 GATHERING? >> NO, NOT EXCITING. NOT EXCITING, NO 287 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,114 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NOT EXCITING >> NO, NO. 288 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:51,951 SO, I COME FROM A FAMILY OF -- OF VEGETARIANS AND VEGANS, AND, UM - 289 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,354 YEAH, YEAH, I MEAN - AND I MEAN, ALL DUE -- YOU KNOW 290 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,524 AND, UM, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO - 291 00:20:57,524 --> 00:21:00,493 >> YEAH, SO, NO, WE DO A, LIKE, A "THANKS-LIVING," WHICH IS, YOU KNOW - 292 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:04,097 [ LAUGHTER ] WHICH IS, LIKE A PUN WHICH IS NOT FUN IN AND OF 293 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:07,567 ITSELF BUT ALSO WHEN IT APPLIES TO A VEGAN THANKSGIVING -- >> Jimmy: THANKS-LIVING. 294 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,336 >> THANKS-LIVING, YEAH, SO WE - >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENS AT 295 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,237 THANKS-LIVING? >> WE -- WE -- YOU KNOW, WE BUY A TURKEY, WHICH IS ESSENTIALLY 296 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:16,976 SAVING A TURKEY. AND WE PUT THAT PICTURE OF THE TURKEY, YOU KNOW, ON THE TABLE, 297 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:21,081 INSTEAD OF TURKEY FOOD, YOU KNOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 298 00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:25,185 AND IT SAYS LITTLE THINGS LIKE, YOU KNOW, "OH, IT'S BAGEL AND HE LIKES TO RUN AROUND AND --" 299 00:21:25,185 --> 00:21:30,657 YOU KNOW, AND STUFF LIKE THAT. AND SO ANYWAY, THEN WE DON'T EAT TURKEY, BUT WE DO FEEL THE 300 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:33,693 GUILT OF IT ANYWAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 301 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,429 YOU SEE -- YOU'RE LOOKING AT BAGEL THE WHOLE EVENING. >> YEAH, EXACTLY 302 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:39,232 >> Jimmy: AND TALKING ABOUT HOW HE LIKES TO RUN AROUND I THINK YOU'LL HAVE A FUN -- A 303 00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:41,568 A FUN TIME I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "FLEISHMAN IS IN TROUBLE. 304 00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:44,537 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. YOU ARE FLEISHMAN. 305 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,606 >> YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 306 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:50,643 YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT IT'S SMART 307 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,480 IT'S FUNNY IT'S VERY NEW YORK YOU AND CLAIRE DANES - 308 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,448 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHO I LOVE HAVE YOU EVER WORKED WITH 309 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,618 CLAIRE >> NO, NO. I MEAN, IT WAS AMAZING 310 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:01,921 WE -- I DID MEET HER ONCE. I MET HER PROBABLY, LIKE, 15 YEARS AGO 311 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:05,091 I -- SHE HAS NO RECOLLECTION OF IT, WHICH IS THE IMPRESSION I NORMALLY MAKE ON PEOPLE. 312 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:08,895 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT ESPECIALLY, ESPECIALLY IN THIS CASE. 313 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,463 >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU MEET CLAIRE DANES >> SO, MY WIFE HAD TO GO TO 314 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:14,601 SOME BENEFIT AND I WAS WITH HER. AND I HAD TO GO WITH HER 315 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:17,203 AND I JUST GOT REALLY HIGH BECAUSE I -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 316 00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:21,141 I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE BORING AND THEN - 317 00:22:21,141 --> 00:22:24,744 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I-- I GOT, YOU KNOW, I GOT SEPARATED FROM HER THERE 318 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:30,383 YOU KNOW, AND I WOUND UP TALKING TO THIS WOMAN. AND SHE -- WE HAD GONE TO THE 319 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:33,820 SAME HIGH SCHOOL, AND SHE SAID SHE WAS AN ACTRESS, AND SHE WENT TO YALE 320 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,656 AND I WAS JUST THINKING, "MY GOD. THIS IS, LIKE, THE COOLEST 321 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:39,626 PERSON I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE." AND I -- I TOLD HER THAT 322 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:42,562 AND THEN, I WALKED OVER TO MY WIFE, AND I SAID, "HONEY, I THINK I JUST MET MY SOULMATE 323 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:46,399 I MET THIS AMAZING WOMAN." [ LAUGHTER ] AND I POINTED TO THE WOMAN WHO 324 00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:48,101 I WANTED TO BE MY SOULMATE AND ANNA, MY WIFE, SHE SAID, "THAT'S CLAIRE DANES, YOU 325 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:54,607 IDIOT. GOOD LUCK. [ LAUGHTER ] 326 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:58,645 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WERE YOU -- WERE YOU 327 00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:01,381 MARRIED TO YOUR WIFE >> I WASN'T MARRIED TO HER, BUT THINGS WERE GOING WELL 328 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:04,217 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE DATING HER AT THE TIME -- >> I WAS DATING HER, YEAH. 329 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:07,053 YOU KNOW, WE DID A DRY RUN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE HAPPILY 330 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,688 MARRIED. AND ALL THESE YEARS LATER, HERE YOU ARE WORKING WITH 331 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:11,091 CLAIRE DANES >> YEAH, BUT SHE HAD NO RECOLLECTION OF THE GREATEST 332 00:23:11,091 --> 00:23:16,896 DAY OF MY LIFE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 333 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,732 FOR THIS SERIES YOU TOLD ME BACKSTAGE THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING THEY ASKED YOU TO DO, 334 00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:22,802 YOU WERE A LITTLE APPREHENSIVE ABOUT. >> YES, YES. 335 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,972 >> Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT I THINK IT'LL BE GOOD TO TALK ABOUT IT 336 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:28,375 >> YEAH. I MEAN, I'M APPREHENSIVE ABOUT MOST THINGS. 337 00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:30,443 BUT IN PARTICULAR, THEY WANT ME TO BE NAKED IN THIS. YOU KNOW, THEY WANTED ME TO BE 338 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,979 NAKED. NOT -- NOT MY FRONT. YOU ALL KNOW WHAT -- 339 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:34,814 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS. 340 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:37,450 >> Jimmy: SURE >> AND SO -- BUT MY BACK AND I'M, NOT, LIKE -- I'M NOT 341 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:39,953 A VERY COMFORTABLE PERSON NAKED. YOU KNOW 342 00:23:39,953 --> 00:23:42,322 >> Jimmy: NO >> NO, I MEAN, I WOULD SHOWER IN A BATHING SUIT IF IT MEANT, 343 00:23:42,322 --> 00:23:48,261 YOU KNOW, STAYING -- IF IT WASN'T UNSANITARY. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 344 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:51,664 YEAH, OF COURSE. >> JUST SO I DON'T HAVE TO SEE ANYTHING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 345 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,533 AND I ALSO HAVE, YOU KNOW, THE SAME BODY FOR THE LAST, REALLY, 30 YEARS I'VE HAD THE SAME 346 00:23:53,533 --> 00:24:00,640 BODY AND SO, UM - AND, YEAH -- BUT ANYWAY, THEY 347 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,076 WANTED ME TO BE NAKED. >> Jimmy: SO USUALLY YOU'RE NOT PARADING AROUND SAYING, "HEY, 348 00:24:03,076 --> 00:24:04,778 THIS IS THE WAY I LIVE." >> I HAVE THREE MORE JOKES ABOUT MY BODY. 349 00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:08,481 NO, YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] SORRY, SO, ANYWAY, THEY WANT ME 350 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:09,883 TO BE NAKED AND I WAS MORTIFIED. YOU KNOW, AND I THOUGHT, "OKAY, 351 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:13,053 WELL LET ME -- THEY ASKED ME SO, SO NICELY. AND I THOUGHT "OKAY, WELL LET 352 00:24:13,053 --> 00:24:15,488 ME CALL MY WIFE, 'CAUSE SHE'LL SAY NO, AND THEN I CAN SAY, 'YOU KNOW, MY WIFE SAID NO.' 353 00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:20,193 BUT, SO, I CALLED MY WIFE, AND SHE SAID, "WELL, IS THE WOMAN IN THE SCENE NAKED?" 354 00:24:20,193 --> 00:24:24,330 AND I SAID, "YES." AND SHE SAID, "WELL, THEN OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO BE 355 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:26,199 NAKED. I WAS LIKE, "I WAS CALLING YOU 'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD SAY 356 00:24:26,199 --> 00:24:28,501 NO." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "YOU'RE MY EXCUSE OUT 357 00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,470 OF THIS. >> YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY ANYWAY, SHE -- SHE HAD ALREADY 358 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:33,406 HUNG UP. SO I - [ LAUGHTER ] 359 00:24:33,406 --> 00:24:35,175 ANYWAY, SO I WAS NAKED IN THE SHOW I WAS, YOU KNOW -- 360 00:24:35,175 --> 00:24:37,677 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> IT WAS DEEPLY SHAMEFUL. >> Jimmy: YEAH 361 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:40,647 [ LAUGHTER ] AT THANKS-LIVING, DO YOU NOT BRING UP THE SHOW? 362 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:44,084 >> I, YOU KNOW, I TOLD MY PARENTS THAT THERE WAS NO PREMIERE IN NEW YORK 363 00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:47,721 [ LAUGHTER ] I SAID, "I THINK THEY'RE JUST GONNA GO TO AIR WITH THIS ONE. 364 00:24:47,721 --> 00:24:49,389 >> Jimmy: "THEY'RE JUST GONNA GO STRAIGHT TO HULU ON THIS ONE," YEAH 365 00:24:49,389 --> 00:24:52,125 >> YEAH, "I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE HULU. AND THEN I'M GONNA DISABLE IT 366 00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:54,527 ON THEIR TV. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 367 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:56,296 >> THEY'RE NOT GOING TO KNOW >> Jimmy: CAN WE SET UP WHAT "FLEISHMAN IS IN TROUBLE" IS 368 00:24:56,296 --> 00:24:59,199 ABOUT? IT'S A GREAT NOVEL BY THE WAY. IT'S A GOOD READ, AS WELL. 369 00:24:59,199 --> 00:25:01,067 >> AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU'RE IN THE SHOW. YOU'RE IN "FLEISHMAN IS IN 370 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:03,269 TROUBLE. >> Jimmy: I DO FULL FRONTAL NUDITY IN THIS 371 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:05,872 [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT AT FIRST, BUT I CALLED MY WIFE, 372 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,741 AND SHE SAID - >> SHE WAS LIKE, "IS JESSE DOING BACK?" 373 00:25:07,741 --> 00:25:10,810 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "IS JESSE DOING BACK?" 374 00:25:10,810 --> 00:25:13,046 >> "IF JESSE DOES BACK, YOU GOTTA DO FRONT." >> Jimmy: YOU GOTTA BE FAIR, 375 00:25:13,046 --> 00:25:15,815 EXACTLY. >> YEAH, YOU GOTTA SEE BOTH SIDES OF WHAT A MAN LOOKS LIKE 376 00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:18,351 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, YOU DO, YEAH I'M NOT SURE IF PEOPLE WILL 377 00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:20,854 UNDERSTAND WHEN THEY SEE MY FRONT, BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 378 00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:23,256 >> EXACTLY THEY'LL PROBABLY THINK IT'S MY BACK 379 00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:25,792 BUT ANYWAY - NO, YEAH, SO THE SHOW IS ABOUT THIS COUPLE -- 380 00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:28,395 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SAYING MY FRONT LOOKS LIKE YOUR BACK >> I'M JUST -- 381 00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:31,464 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY FUNNY. 382 00:25:31,464 --> 00:25:33,333 >> OH, THANKS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY, VERY FUNNY. 383 00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:36,069 HOW DO WE SET UP THE SHOW? >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: SORRY. 384 00:25:36,069 --> 00:25:37,904 >> OH, YEAH, THE SHOW IS, YOU KNOW, ABOUT THIS - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 385 00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:40,540 OH, I'M NOT -- IT'S NOT TRUE >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 386 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:43,443 NO, THE SHOW IS ABOUT, LIKE, A A COUPLE DIVORCING THEY'RE GOING THROUGH, LIKE, A 387 00:25:43,443 --> 00:25:48,848 A BAD DIVORCE. AND THEN SHE DROPS THE KIDS OFF WITH ME AND DISAPPEARS, AND NO 388 00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:52,786 ONE KNOWS WHERE SHE IS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. 389 00:25:52,786 --> 00:25:54,621 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. [ LAUGHTER ] 390 00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:57,257 HERE'S JESSE EISENBERG AND CLAIRE DANES IN "FLEISHMAN IS IN TROUBLE." 391 00:25:57,257 --> 00:26:00,293 CLAIRE DANES IN "FLEISHMAN IS IN TROUBLE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 392 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,030 ASKING A QUESTION, TOBY. IT'S AN HONEST QUESTION. 393 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:06,099 >> CAN I GET INSTAGRAM EVERYONE HAS IT. >> NO, WE'VE ANSWERED THIS 394 00:26:06,099 --> 00:26:07,767 BEFORE NO SOCIAL MEDIA UNTIL YOU'RE 13. 395 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:10,170 >> EVERYONE. >> HANNAH, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A PHONE. 396 00:26:10,170 --> 00:26:12,672 IT'S NOT GOOD FOR KIDS AND ANXIETY. YOUR BRAIN IS STILL DEVELOPING, 397 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:15,041 ALL RIGHT? >> DAD AND I'LL TALK ABOUT IT. >> EXCUSE ME 398 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:17,377 WE'VE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT IT, OKAY >> HOW ABOUT MY ANXIETY THAT 399 00:26:17,377 --> 00:26:20,313 EVERYBODY IS ALWAYS ON IT AND LEAVING ME OUT >> SHE HAS A POINT 400 00:26:20,313 --> 00:26:38,898 >> YEAH? >> YOU'RE AN ANIMAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 401 00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:41,868 >> Jimmy: YEAH THROWING RAW CHICKEN >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, RAW 402 00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:44,471 CHICKEN. >> Jimmy: JESSE EISENBERG, EVERYBODY. 403 00:26:44,471 --> 00:26:47,073 CHECK OUT "FLEISHMAN IS IN TROUBLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 404 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:49,442 IT'S GREAT RIGHT NOW ON HULU. MADELYN CLINE JOINTS US AFTER 405 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:54,981 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 406 00:26:54,981 --> 00:27:12,032 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS THAT 407 00:27:12,032 --> 00:27:16,703 YOU KNOW FROM THE HIT SHOW "OUTER BANKS." [ CHEERS ] 408 00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:22,275 OW NOW SHE'S STARRING IN "GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY. 409 00:27:22,275 --> 00:27:24,778 [ CHEERS ] OW WHICH IS IN THEATERS FOR ONE 410 00:27:24,778 --> 00:27:29,582 WEEK ONLY STARTING TODAY AND WILL BE STREAMING ON NETFLIX ON DECEMBER 23rd. 411 00:27:29,582 --> 00:27:31,084 WILL BE STREAMING ON NETFLIX ON DECEMBER 23rd. PLEASE WELCOME MADELYN CLINE 412 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:47,200 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 413 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,069 THEY LOVE YOU. >> HI, GUYS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 414 00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:50,804 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE YOU. IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU IN THE 415 00:27:50,804 --> 00:27:53,973 FLESH. WE'VE ONLY ZOOMED. >> I KNOW. 416 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:56,810 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE JUST AS GORGEOUS AND STUNNING AS YOU WERE ON ZOOM 417 00:27:56,810 --> 00:27:59,312 >> WE'RE NOT CATFISHES >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] 418 00:27:59,312 --> 00:28:01,381 NO, WE'RE NOT. WE'RE REAL PEOPLE. >> YEAH. 419 00:28:01,381 --> 00:28:04,117 >> Jimmy: THANKSGIVING IS TOMORROW HAPPY THANKSGIVING EARLY 420 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:07,020 >> HAPPY THANKSGIVING. >> Jimmy: JACQUES PEPIN AND I ARE COOKING LATER. 421 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:10,590 DO YOU HAVE A SPECIALTY THANKSGIVING DISH? >> NO. 422 00:28:10,590 --> 00:28:13,326 NO I DON'T COOK >> Jimmy: AT ALL 423 00:28:13,326 --> 00:28:17,897 >> NO, IT'S WITHIN EVERYBODY'S BEST INTEREST IF I DON'T [ LAUGHTER ] 424 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:21,034 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED? >> NO -- I MEAN, OF COURSE I'VE TRIED. 425 00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:23,703 BUT I -- FROM AN EARLY AGE, I REALIZED I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T. I NEARLY BURNT DOWN MY MOM'S 426 00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:32,445 OVEN I TRIED TO MAKE CUPCAKES [ LAUGHTER ] 427 00:28:32,445 --> 00:28:34,948 SOME CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES. BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT YOU NEEDED, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, 428 00:28:34,948 --> 00:28:39,552 BAKING SODA OR BAKING FLOUR. SO, I LIKE -- IT JUST BLEW UP. LL FROM THEN ON, SHE DIDN'T LET 429 00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:41,888 ME - >> Jimmy: YOU JUST THOUGHT YOU'D JUST INVENT A RECIPE AND 430 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,723 SEE IF IT WORKED >> CORRECT >> Jimmy: NEXT THANKSGIVING, 431 00:28:43,723 --> 00:28:49,162 I'M INVITING YOU OVER. >> YOU SHOULD, YOU SHOULD. I CAN MAKE RAMEN, THOUGH 432 00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:52,132 >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW WE'RE BUDDIES FOR LIFE >> I WILL MAKE -- I CAN DO - 433 00:28:52,132 --> 00:28:53,867 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IF YOU CAN MAKE RAMEN, WE'RE BUDDIES FOR LIFE 434 00:28:53,867 --> 00:28:57,704 >> I CAN DO SOME LIKE -- SOME LATE NIGHT CRAFT RAMEN THAT'S MY [ BLEEP ]. 435 00:28:57,704 --> 00:29:00,006 SORRY. THAT'S MY -- [ LAUGHTER ] 436 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:02,509 SIGNATURE DISH SORRY. >> Jimmy: NO PROBLEM, NO 437 00:29:02,509 --> 00:29:04,477 PROBLEM. >> I CALLED MY DAD BEFORE -- >> Jimmy: MAYBE WE SHOULD BE 438 00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:07,414 BACK ON ZOOM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO KNOW MORE 439 00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:10,050 ABOUT YOU. YOU'RE FROM SOUTH CAROLINA >> I AM. 440 00:29:10,050 --> 00:29:12,352 I'M FROM A LITTLE TOWN CALLED GOOSE CREEK. >> Jimmy: GOOSE CREEK? 441 00:29:12,352 --> 00:29:14,621 >> GOOSE CREEK >> Jimmy: WHAT A CUTE NAME >> I KNOW. 442 00:29:14,621 --> 00:29:17,023 >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF GOOSE CREEK. >> BUT THERE'S -- I MEAN, I 443 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:21,528 DON'T KNOW IF -- I DON'T THINK THERE'S A LOT OF GEESE THERE >> Jimmy: IS THERE A CREEK 444 00:29:21,528 --> 00:29:24,130 >> THERE'S A CREEK BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY GEESE IN IT >> Jimmy: NO 445 00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:26,666 >> NO. SO, WHATEVER >> Jimmy: YEAH 446 00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:28,635 >> YOU KNOW? HEY. >> Jimmy: CUTE NAME, I LOVE IT 447 00:29:28,635 --> 00:29:32,339 I'LL TAKE IT >> IT'S LIKE A CW TOWN >> Jimmy: YEAH 448 00:29:32,339 --> 00:29:34,207 BUT YOU STARTED ACTING AND YOU LANDED WORKING COMMERCIALS, WHICH A LOT OF CHILD ACTORS GET 449 00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:44,150 THEIR START. IN FACT, WE FOUND ONE OF THEM. [ LAUGHTER ] 450 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:46,453 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE THIS >> WHICH ONE 451 00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:47,921 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW -- HERE'S MADELYN CLINE IN A COMMERCIAL FOR A 452 00:29:47,921 --> 00:29:55,161 A COMMERCIAL FOR A A CHUCK E. CHEESE PIZZA MAKER. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 453 00:29:56,329 --> 00:29:57,063 CHUCK E. CHEESE PIZZA. 454 00:29:57,063 --> 00:30:01,201 MICROWAVE FOR JUST A MINUTE. BLEND THE SAUCE AND CHEESE MICROWAVE AGAIN. 455 00:30:01,201 --> 00:30:04,471 >> FUN FOOD IN MINUTES >> AND YOU MADE REAL CHUCK E. CHEESE PIZZA WITH EASY 456 00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:11,578 TO MAKE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT LOOKS DELICIOUS 457 00:30:11,578 --> 00:30:15,048 IT LOOKS REALLY DELICIOUS. >> YOU KNOW, HAVE YOU EVER -- YOU'VE HAD A LUNCHABLE, I'M 458 00:30:15,048 --> 00:30:19,352 SURE >> Jimmy: YES. >> IT'S LIKE THAT. 459 00:30:19,352 --> 00:30:21,654 IT'S THE SAME THING. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE AHEAD OF YOUR TIME. 460 00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:23,390 >> THERE WAS NO BAKING INVOLVED >> Jimmy: NO 461 00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:26,026 >> IT'S JUST A TURNTABLE - >> Jimmy: THE CHUCK E. CHEESE PIZZA MAKER IS A LUNCHABLE 462 00:30:26,026 --> 00:30:28,094 >> IT IS A LUNCHABLE >> Jimmy: THERE'S A LAWSUIT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. 463 00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:31,464 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S KIND OF A BIG DEAL, THAT'S GREAT 464 00:30:31,464 --> 00:30:34,000 NOW LOOK AT YOU. NOW YOU'RE IN "GLASS ONION." >> I KNOW. 465 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:38,805 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN A GIANT MOVIE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 466 00:30:38,805 --> 00:30:42,409 THE SECOND INSTALLMENT OF THE "KNIVES OUT" FRANCHISE GREAT CAST, BY THE WAY 467 00:30:42,409 --> 00:30:46,446 >> STACKED, PACKED >> Jimmy: STACKED AND PACKED, SMOTHERED, COVERED - 468 00:30:46,446 --> 00:30:49,916 >> AND SMASHED >> Jimmy: AND SMASHED. YOU GOT -- YOU GOT 469 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:54,654 DANIEL CRAIG, WHO I LOVE >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE KATE HUDSON 470 00:30:54,654 --> 00:30:58,591 >> THE BEST. >> Jimmy: WHO DID YOU HAVE THE MOST SCENES WITH 471 00:30:58,591 --> 00:31:00,660 WELL, I GUESS ALL OF THEM. >> OH, GOD OBVIOUSLY I'M STILL ON THE NO 472 00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:04,064 SPOILER TRAIN. >> Jimmy: SO, NEVER MIND >> BUT IT'S AN ENSEMBLE. 473 00:31:04,064 --> 00:31:07,867 IT'S A HEAVY ENSEMBLE. >> Jimmy: YOU NEVER GET TO WORK WITH ANYONE? 474 00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:10,403 >> I DON'T WORK WITH ANYONE. >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T TALK TO ANYONE ON THE SET. 475 00:31:10,403 --> 00:31:15,475 DIDN'T SEE A THING "I DIDN'T SEE ANYONE AT ALL. NO, THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO SET 476 00:31:15,475 --> 00:31:19,145 UP THE MOVIE I NEVER MET ANYONE IN THE CAST GOOD 477 00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:21,448 IT KEEPS EVERYONE GUESSING IT'S A MYSTERY, SO I DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT FOR ANYONE ELSE 478 00:31:21,448 --> 00:31:25,785 EITHER, THOUGH >> IT IS SO MUCH FUN WE REALLY LEANED INTO -- I 479 00:31:25,785 --> 00:31:32,692 WOULD SAY WE LEANED INTO THE COMEDY OF IT ALL EVEN MORE SO THIS TIME, WHICH WAS SO FUN. 480 00:31:32,692 --> 00:31:35,662 IT'S JUST -- I MEAN -- AND WHEN YOU HAVE KATHRYN HAHN ON A A CAST - 481 00:31:35,662 --> 00:31:39,099 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. SHE IS FUNNY FUNNY AND AWESOME. 482 00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:41,668 AND I -- SHE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE GUESTS. >> OH, SHE'S THE BEST. 483 00:31:41,668 --> 00:31:44,404 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S MADELYN CLINE AND 484 00:31:44,404 --> 00:31:47,440 HERE'S MADELYN CLINE AND JANELLE MONAE IN "GLASS ONION. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 485 00:31:48,475 --> 00:31:49,209 >> THAT WAS MY SECOND ONE OF 486 00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:53,480 THESE THINGS WE DID A YACHT THING LAST YEAR >> THAT SOUNDS FUN 487 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,149 >> NO. I MEAN, WHEN THEY'RE ALL TOGETHER, IT'S KIND OF THE 488 00:31:56,149 --> 00:32:02,088 WORST. DUKE JUST TREATS ME LIKE ARM CANDY AND THEY JUST IGNORE ME. 489 00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:07,060 >> WHY DO YOU PUT UP WITH IT >> WITH DUKE I'M BUILDING MY BRAND. 490 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:12,098 AND HE'S PUTTING ME ON HIS CHANNEL MORE OFTEN SO, HE'S LEANING HARDER RIGHT 491 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:15,535 INTO THIS MAN-DOM STUFF. LIKE, IF I'M GOING TO GO INTO POLITICS EVENTUALLY, I DON'T 492 00:32:15,535 --> 00:32:20,674 THINK THAT'S A ROAD I WANT TO GO DOWN. LIKE, IT'S EXPEDITIOUS 493 00:32:20,674 --> 00:32:25,378 IT'S KIND OF A [ BLEEP ] SHOW. OH, HERE'S THE POOL. >> I'M GOING TO WALK AROUND 494 00:32:25,378 --> 00:32:28,648 A LITTLE LONGER. I'LL CATCH YOU OVER THERE. >> OKAY. 495 00:32:28,648 --> 00:32:32,485 >> HEY, IT'S REALLY GREAT TALKING WITH YOU >> YOU, TOO. 496 00:32:32,485 --> 00:32:34,120 >> Jimmy: MADELYN CLINE, EVERYBODY. "GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT 497 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:39,592 MYSTERY" IS IN THEATERS NOW. YOU CAN CATCH IT ON NETFLIX BEGINNING DECEMBER 23rd. 498 00:32:39,592 --> 00:32:43,863 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHEF JACQUES PEPIN. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 499 00:32:43,863 --> 00:33:12,225 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WE'RE JOINED RIGHT 500 00:33:12,225 --> 00:33:16,463 NOW BY A LEGENDARY CHEF. HE'S AN EMMY AND JAMES BEARD AWARD WINNER AND THE FOUNDER OF 501 00:33:16,463 --> 00:33:21,501 THE JACQUES PEPIN FOUNDATION EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME CHEF JACQUES PEPIN. 502 00:33:21,501 --> 00:33:24,904 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I LOVE YOU 503 00:33:24,904 --> 00:33:28,274 COME ON. I LOVE YOU WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 504 00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:32,078 I LOVE YOU TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING, AND I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU COULD 505 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:37,083 SHOW ME HOW TO PROPERLY CARVE A TURKEY BECAUSE I AM MORON. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING. 506 00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:38,785 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO CARVE IT 507 00:33:38,785 --> 00:33:41,087 PROPERLY I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 508 00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:43,790 BUT LET'S SEE THE WAY JACQUES PEPIN DOES IT. >> TO START WITH, WHEN YOU 509 00:33:43,790 --> 00:33:48,294 ROAST IT LIKE THIS, YOU REMOVE THE WISHBONE YOU KNOW, THAT TRIANGLE HERE 510 00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:51,097 >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY >> IT'S IN THE WAY TO CARVE, SO YOU REMOVE IT. 511 00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:54,300 SEE, YOU REMOVE IT BEFORE COOKING, IT'S HERE HERE YOU'VE GOT TO PULL ON THE 512 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:57,370 OTHER SIDE >> Jimmy: LET'S MAKE A WISH. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 513 00:33:57,370 --> 00:34:00,040 >> YOU GOT - >> Jimmy: WOW. WHAT HAPPENED? 514 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,276 WE BOTH GOT OUR WISHES CAME TRUE YEAH 515 00:34:03,276 --> 00:34:06,112 THAT WAS COOL. [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S SO COOL 516 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:08,848 LOOK AT THIS THAT JUST POPPED OFF EQUALLY OH, MY GOSH. 517 00:34:08,848 --> 00:34:11,785 I'M SAVING THIS. OKAY, COOL [ LAUGHTER ] 518 00:34:11,785 --> 00:34:14,754 >> SO, ANYWAY, SO HERE LIKE THIS, YOU CAN DO THAT. SO HERE, NOW YOU CAN CUT THIS 519 00:34:14,754 --> 00:34:19,426 WAY DIRECTLY AND THEN YOU GO RIGHT DOWN INTO SLICE. 520 00:34:19,426 --> 00:34:22,295 [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: NOW, SEE THIS IS -- I CAN'T DO THIS. 521 00:34:22,295 --> 00:34:24,798 >> OF COURSE YOU CAN YOU'RE GOING TO DO THE OTHER SIDE 522 00:34:24,798 --> 00:34:28,068 >> Jimmy: OH, OH, MY GOSH. I ACTUALLY AM GOING TO DO THIS >> YEAH, DO THIS SIDE HERE 523 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:31,371 OR YOU CAN DO IT MAYBE BIGGER. SO, YOU CUT IT THIS WAY. >> Jimmy: YEP. 524 00:34:31,371 --> 00:34:33,640 CUT IT THAT WAY. WATCH OUT, BE CAREFUL, I'M NOT -- AROUND ME 525 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,842 >> LOWER >> Jimmy: LOWER? >> YEAH, THAT'S IT 526 00:34:35,842 --> 00:34:37,911 >> Jimmy: RIGHT UNDER THE WISHBONE THING >> YES 527 00:34:37,911 --> 00:34:40,313 >> Jimmy: GO ACROSS. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 528 00:34:40,313 --> 00:34:43,383 >> YEAH, BEAUTIFUL >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT FELT GOOD. >> THAT'S HOW YOU START 529 00:34:43,383 --> 00:34:44,918 SLICING. >> Jimmy: AND THEN SLICE IT LIKE THIS. 530 00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:46,753 >> YES NOW YOU GO - BECAUSE NOW IT STOPS RIGHT 531 00:34:46,753 --> 00:34:50,824 THERE. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH [ CHEERS ] 532 00:34:50,824 --> 00:34:54,627 >> WHOA, YOU'RE GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS 533 00:34:54,627 --> 00:34:56,830 WHOA, LOOK AT THIS >> PERFECT >> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME 534 00:34:56,830 --> 00:34:59,132 I'M GONNA STOP HERE, JUST 'CAUSE IT LOOKS SO GOOD. >> YEAH, THAT'S PERFECT. 535 00:34:59,132 --> 00:35:02,502 >> Jimmy: WAIT, YOU -- >> THEN WE REMOVE THE -- THE DARK MEAT, YOU KNOW? 536 00:35:02,502 --> 00:35:06,339 DARK MEAT. I USE MY HAND, IT'S EASIER >> Jimmy: YEAH 537 00:35:06,339 --> 00:35:10,377 OF COURSE, YOU JUST GET RIGHT IN THERE AND REMOVE IT WITH YOUR HAND. 538 00:35:10,377 --> 00:35:15,849 >> AND YOU TAKE THE DRUMSTICK AND YOU CUT IT IN HALF AND THEN, NOW WE CUT THAT IN 539 00:35:15,849 --> 00:35:21,654 TWO PIECES MAKE SURE TO USE THE SKIN, BECAUSE THE SKIN IS VERY GOOD. 540 00:35:21,654 --> 00:35:24,491 >> Jimmy: THE SKIN IS THE BEST >> DO YOU WANT TO TASTE IT >> Jimmy: I DO 541 00:35:24,491 --> 00:35:29,295 I WOULD LOVE TO TASTE IT OH, MY GOSH. I LOVE JUST DOING ANYTHING WITH 542 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:33,066 YOU. YEAH, THAT WAS AMAZING I WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 543 00:35:33,066 --> 00:35:37,170 MY FAVORITE PART IS THE NEXT DAY, OR MAYBE EVEN LATER THAT NIGHT WHEN YOU MAKE A TURKEY 544 00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:39,906 SANDWICH >> OH, YES [ CHEERS ] 545 00:35:39,906 --> 00:35:42,409 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING >> I LOVE TURKEY SANDWICH. 546 00:35:42,409 --> 00:35:45,145 >> Jimmy: YOU DO I WAS THINKING WHAT WE COULD DO IS MAYBE MAKE A SANDWICH AND 547 00:35:45,145 --> 00:35:47,781 GIVE QUESTLOVE, YOU CAN BE OUR TASTE TESTER - >> OKAY. 548 00:35:47,781 --> 00:35:50,617 >> Jimmy: AND THEN HE CAN SAY WHO MADE THE BETTER THANKSGIVING SANDWICH. 549 00:35:50,617 --> 00:35:54,120 YOU WANT TO HAVE A COMPETITION >> FINE. >> Jimmy: YOU READY FOR THIS 550 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:58,925 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, BEFORE -- BEFORE WE START, WE NEED QUEST TO PUT ON THE 551 00:35:58,925 --> 00:36:02,729 DOME OF SILENCE. SO, HE WON'T KNOW WHO MADE WHICH -- 552 00:36:02,729 --> 00:36:06,366 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, SO, CAN YOU -- YOU CAN'T SEE, RIGHT 553 00:36:06,366 --> 00:36:09,402 OKAY, PERFECT.Y Y Y TO MAKE THIS >> ALL RIGHT, YES. >> Jimmy: I THINK HE CAN'T HEAR 554 00:36:09,402 --> 00:36:12,138 ANYTHING EITHER. >> I CAN TAKE ANY BREAD I WANT HERE, OKAY, HERE 555 00:36:12,138 --> 00:36:13,673 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING THAT BREAD? >> YES 556 00:36:13,673 --> 00:36:18,278 I HAVE SOME STUFF UNDERNEATH HERE >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A SECRET 557 00:36:18,278 --> 00:36:20,246 INGREDIENT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, I HAVE SOME SRIRACHA, 558 00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:22,215 SOME HOT SAUCE >> Jimmy: SRIRACHA >> YES 559 00:36:22,215 --> 00:36:25,051 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> YOU WANT SOME OF IT >> Jimmy: NO 560 00:36:25,051 --> 00:36:28,054 >> OH, GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK -- I'M GOING 561 00:36:28,054 --> 00:36:30,824 STUFFING ALL THE WAY I REALLY THINK STUFFING IS A A BIG HIT THIS YEAR. 562 00:36:30,824 --> 00:36:32,926 >> I HAVE SOME MUSTARD HERE. >> Jimmy: MUSTARD? OKAY 563 00:36:32,926 --> 00:36:35,528 SRIRACHA AND MUSTARD I'M JUST GOING STUFFING. THIS IS GOING TO BE REAL DRY 564 00:36:35,528 --> 00:36:38,698 THOUGH, RIGHT? >> I HAVE SOME OLIVE OIL >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING 565 00:36:38,698 --> 00:36:41,334 OH, OLIVE OIL. >> OLIVE OIL >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, I MIGHT USE 566 00:36:41,334 --> 00:36:44,070 SOME OF THAT OLIVE OIL >> I HAVE SOME LETTUCE TOO >> Jimmy: LETTUCE IS DELICIOUS, 567 00:36:44,070 --> 00:36:45,905 BUT, YOU KNOW. >> WANT LETTUCE? >> Jimmy: NO 568 00:36:45,905 --> 00:36:48,641 YEAH, IT LOOKS NICE, RIGHT YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 569 00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:51,378 ALL RIGHT, LETTUCE IS GOOD I'LL PUT ONE -- TWO THINGS OF LETTUCE ON THERE 570 00:36:51,378 --> 00:36:54,180 OOH, LOOK AT THAT. IT'S ACTUALLY GONNA BE - I'M GOING TO DO A LITTLE GRAVY 571 00:36:54,180 --> 00:36:56,850 ON MINE. >> YEAH, YOU PUT - >> Jimmy: SHOULD I PUT IT ON 572 00:36:56,850 --> 00:37:00,020 THE BREAD? SO THE BREADS -- KIND OF SOPS IT UP A LITTLE BIT 573 00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:04,491 [ LAUGHTER ] >> CAN I HAVE SOME GRAVY TOO >> Jimmy: YEAH, I GUESS SO 574 00:37:04,491 --> 00:37:07,227 >> OKAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN HAVE 575 00:37:07,227 --> 00:37:09,429 SOME GRAVY ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'RE PUTTING GRAVY TOO. 576 00:37:09,429 --> 00:37:11,731 >> JUST A BIT. >> Jimmy: HOW IS QUESTLOVE DRUMMING WHILE NOT SEEING OR 577 00:37:11,731 --> 00:37:13,900 HEARING? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. 578 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:17,504 TURKEY RIGHT HERE. AND THEN - >> YOU TOOK THE PIECE I WANTED 579 00:37:17,504 --> 00:37:20,674 >> Jimmy: I KNOW I DID, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] I TOOK THE GOOD ONE, RIGHT 580 00:37:20,674 --> 00:37:23,043 YOU CAN TAKE -- I CARVED THAT SIDE >> NO, NO, I'M DOING ONLY THE 581 00:37:23,043 --> 00:37:25,945 DARK MEAT. >> Jimmy: I THINK QUEST WOULD THINK THAT I - 582 00:37:25,945 --> 00:37:27,781 >> I LIKE THE DARK MEAT. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS -- WHAT IS THIS 583 00:37:27,781 --> 00:37:31,284 WHAT'S THAT? >> OH, THIS IS THE GRATIN THAT MY MOTHER USED TO DO 584 00:37:31,284 --> 00:37:36,322 IN FRANCE, WE NEVER DO -- WE NEVER DO SWEET PUMPKIN THE PUMPKIN IS DONE WITH CREAM 585 00:37:36,322 --> 00:37:39,159 AND CHEESE YOU WANT TO TASTE IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DO WANT TO 586 00:37:39,159 --> 00:37:42,562 TASTE IT, TO JUST CHECK IT OUT SORRY. OH, MY GOSH. 587 00:37:42,562 --> 00:37:44,397 >> WANT TO PUT IT IN YOUR SANDWICH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 588 00:37:44,397 --> 00:37:46,700 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S -- I WANT THAT RECIPE THE GRATIN 589 00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:49,969 OOH, JACQUES PEPIN GRATIN. HERE WE GO [ LAUGHTER ] 590 00:37:49,969 --> 00:37:52,172 ALL RIGHT, GONNA PUT A LITTLE CRANBERRY. JUST A LITTLE -- JUST A LITTLE 591 00:37:52,172 --> 00:37:54,074 BIT. JUST ENOUGH. JUST ENOUGH. 592 00:37:54,074 --> 00:37:58,611 AND THEN LOOK AT THIS. [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> WOW 593 00:37:58,611 --> 00:38:01,247 THAT'S SUGAR, THOUGH >> Jimmy: OH, WAIT, IT'S NOT SUGAR, IS IT 594 00:38:01,247 --> 00:38:08,455 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GOT ME, BUDDY. LIKE, OH, MY GOSH. 595 00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:10,523 ALL RIGHT. WAIT, THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA MAKE 596 00:38:10,523 --> 00:38:12,492 I'M GONNA GO -- THAT'S IT. THAT'S SIMPLE. IS THAT ENOUGH 597 00:38:12,492 --> 00:38:16,096 [ CHEERS ] ALL RIGHT, AUDIENCE SEEMS TO LIKE - 598 00:38:16,096 --> 00:38:20,033 >> HERE IS MINE. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. IF I BEAT JACQUES PEPIN AT A 599 00:38:20,033 --> 00:38:24,637 A SANDWICH MAKING CONTEST, YES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WOO! 600 00:38:24,637 --> 00:38:26,806 I'M EXCITED. >> CAN I PUT THAT -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 601 00:38:26,806 --> 00:38:29,442 >> Jimmy: HEY, WHOA, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT >> RIGHT THERE 602 00:38:29,442 --> 00:38:31,845 >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE YOU HAPPY THANKSGIVING >> THANK YOU 603 00:38:31,845 --> 00:38:35,782 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TARIQ, CAN YOU LET HIM KNOW 604 00:38:35,782 --> 00:38:39,619 >> Tariq: IT'S -- IT'S -- TAKE - IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE -- 605 00:38:39,619 --> 00:38:41,454 >> Questlove: STOP THE SONG. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH WAIT 606 00:38:41,454 --> 00:38:43,556 OH, YEAH ALL RIGHT. >> Questlove: I'M READY? 607 00:38:43,556 --> 00:38:48,161 >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: QUEST. >> Tariq: HERE, I'LL TAKE IT 608 00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:52,599 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE TWO TURKEY SANDWICHES HERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 609 00:38:52,599 --> 00:38:55,335 >> Questlove: OKAY >> Jimmy: ONE IS MADE BY JACQUES PEPIN. 610 00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:58,838 ALL RIGHT, SO TAKE A BITE AND LET'S SEE WHAT YOU THINK >> Questlove: ALL RIGHT. 611 00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:04,310 >> Jimmy: YEP. START WITH THAT ONE. OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 612 00:39:04,310 --> 00:39:07,047 >> Questlove: HM >> Jimmy: OKAY >> TURKEY'S GREAT. 613 00:39:07,047 --> 00:39:10,116 >> Jimmy: YEP, IT IS GOOD. YEAH, GREAT. HE SAID "GREAT." 614 00:39:10,116 --> 00:39:15,555 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH >> SOMEONE SHOULD HOLD THE TRAY 615 00:39:15,555 --> 00:39:17,424 FOR HIM. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, THIS IS GETTING GOOD 616 00:39:17,424 --> 00:39:18,858 >> YOU NEED TWO HANDS FOR THAT ONE. >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS ONE 617 00:39:18,858 --> 00:39:26,066 OOH, OOH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MM-HMM, MM-HMM, 618 00:39:26,066 --> 00:39:28,802 MM-HMM >> Questlove: THERE'S A LOT GOING ON WITH THIS ONE 619 00:39:28,802 --> 00:39:34,708 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NOT GOING DOWN NOT GOING DOWN 620 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:37,110 >> Questlove: ALL RIGHT. I'LL SAY THIS MUCH, BECAUSE HE'S A BETTER COOK THAN I AM, I 621 00:39:37,110 --> 00:39:43,049 WOULD HAVE PROBABLY MADE THIS SANDWICH SO, THIS IS MORE ME, BUT THIS 622 00:39:43,049 --> 00:39:48,154 ONE ACTUALLY TASTES A LITTLE BETTER [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 623 00:39:48,154 --> 00:39:50,657 WHO WON? >> Jimmy: YOU -- YOU GUESSED CORRECTLY, THAT'S JACQUES'S. 624 00:39:50,657 --> 00:39:55,595 THAT'S MINE. THAT'S MINE, THAT'S JACQUES'S. [ APPLAUSE ] 625 00:39:55,595 --> 00:39:58,098 THAT'S CORRECT THAT'S EXACTLY THE RIGHT CHOICE 626 00:39:58,098 --> 00:40:00,834 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * YOU'RE THE CHAMP 627 00:40:00,834 --> 00:40:06,406 JACQUES PEPIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GO TO JP.FOUNDATION TO LEARN 628 00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:09,776 MORE ABOUT JACQUES'S VIDEO SERIES "COOK WITH JACQUES AND FRIENDS. 629 00:40:09,776 --> 00:40:12,412 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 630 00:40:12,412 --> 00:40:30,296 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 631 00:40:30,296 --> 00:40:35,101 JESSE EISENBERG, MADELYN CLINE, JACQUES PEPIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 632 00:40:35,101 --> 00:40:37,837 >> HAPPY THANKSGIVING. >> Jimmy: AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 633 00:40:37,837 --> 00:40:41,875 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING >> THANK YOU HAPPY THANKSGIVING 634 00:40:41,875 --> 00:40:44,411 >> Jimmy: STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." GOODNIGHT, EVERYONE. 635 00:40:44,411 --> 00:40:44,411 GOODNIGHT, EVERYONE. HAPPY THANKSGIVING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE