1 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:11,211 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:18,418 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:22,122 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ZOE SALDANA, 4 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:27,093 JAMES AUSTIN JOHNSON A PERFORMANCE FROM "& JULIET." FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS 5 00:00:27,093 --> 00:00:33,900 CREW >> Questlove: 1754 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:43,543 >> Questlove: 1754 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:59,292 * * 8 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:03,329 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 9 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:05,432 I APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE. WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:08,368 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. 11 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:11,771 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 12 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:15,075 WELL, GUYS, TODAY IS CYBER MONDAY [ CHEERS ] 13 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,310 YES. IT IS THE DAY WHEN MILLIONS OF PEOPLE SHOP ONLINE, SO 14 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:23,683 BASICALLY MONDAY [ LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE SHOPS ONLINE. 15 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:27,721 SERIOUSLY, I HAVEN'T BEEN TO A A STORE SINCE "AVATAR 1. [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,489 CYBER MONDAY IS A GREAT WAY TO GET AHEAD OF YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING, AND THEN EVERY GAS 17 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:36,129 STATION GIFT CARD RACK IS LIKE, "WE'LL SEE YOU ON THE 24th, ALL RIGHT. 18 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:37,997 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, IT'S CYBER MONDAY, THE BUSIEST ONLINE SHOPPING DAY OF 19 00:01:37,997 --> 00:01:41,601 THE YEAR >> Tariq: YEAH YEAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD TO 20 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:47,173 COME TO WORK TODAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT, TARIQ 21 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:49,376 >> Tariq: I OBSERVE CYBER MONDAY IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. 22 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:53,513 I THINK I SHOULD GET IT OFF. >> Jimmy: TARIQ, WE'VE NEVER TAKEN OFF FOR CYBER MONDAY 23 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:56,282 IT'S NOT A REAL HOLIDAY. >> Tariq: NO, NO IT SAYS IT RIGHT HERE IN MY 24 00:01:56,282 --> 00:02:02,155 CONTRACT I GET TO TAKE OFF FOR THE HOLIDAYS I OBSERVE 25 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:06,526 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE THOSE >> Tariq: CYBER MONDAY TOYOTA-THON. 26 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:10,130 [ LAUGHTER ] HAPPY HONDA DAYS PRIME DAY, BOTH SUMMER AND 27 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:15,268 FALL SHARK WEEK THE LEXUS DECEMBER TO REMEMBER 28 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:20,940 4/20 CHEVY END OF SUMMER CLEARANCE EVENTS 29 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:24,678 WALK ABOUT WEDNESDAYS AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE THE LAST DAY IN APRIL SO I CAN 30 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:28,948 POST THAT MEME OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SINGING "IT'S GONNA BE MAY." 31 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:31,685 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OH, JULY 4th MAY 4th. 32 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:34,721 ACTUALLY, I'LL TAKE OFF THE FOURTH OF EVERY MONTH TO BE SAFE 33 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:37,457 WHENEVER A NEW "YELLOWSTONE" SPIN OFF COMES OUT PRESIDENT'S DAY. 34 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:43,096 VICE PRESIDENT'S DAY SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE DAY FREE CONE DAY AT DAIRY QUEEN 35 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:47,100 FREE CONE DAY AT BEN AND JERRYS FREE CONE DAY AT HAAGEN-DAZS 36 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:50,303 DAVID CONE DAY AT YANKEE STADIUM. CINCO DE MAYO AS WELL AS SEIS, 37 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:56,509 SIETE AND OCHO DE MAYO MOST THURSDAYS THE HALLMARK CHANNEL'S 38 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:59,346 COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS [ LAUGHTER ] THE ANNIVERSARY OF THAT TIME 39 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:03,483 FABIO WAS RIDING THE ROLLER COASTER AND HE GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BIRD 40 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:07,754 [ APPLAUSE ] AND OF COURSE MY ENTIRE BIRTHDAY MONTH 41 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:11,224 YOU COOL WITH THAT >> Jimmy: SURE TAKE OFF ALL THE DAYS YOU WANT 42 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:14,961 >> Tariq: GREAT. SEE YOU IN 2024, BUDDY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, TARIQ 43 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:21,201 * GOT A LOT OF - >> Steve: GOT HIS SUITCASE 44 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:24,471 READY. >> Jimmy: GOT A LOT OF STICKERS ON HIS SUITCASE. 45 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:27,307 >> Steve: HE TRAVELS AROUND THE WORLD. >> Jimmy: WELL, GUYS, THIS IS 46 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:30,076 OUR FIRST SHOW BACK SINCE THANKSGIVING DID EVERYONE HAVE A NICE 47 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:33,646 HOLIDAY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M HAPPY. 48 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:36,116 THANKS I'M GLAD YOU DID DO YOU EVER INVITE PEOPLE OVER 49 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:38,551 FOR THANKSGIVING WHO END UPBRINGING THEIR WEIRD FRIENDS WITH THEM. 50 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:41,721 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] APPARENTLY, THAT'S WHAT KANYE DID TO FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP. 51 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,624 [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? TRUMP HAD DINNER AT MAR-A-LAGO 52 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:50,096 WITH KANYE WEST AND A WELL-KNOWN WHITE SUPREMACIST SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW THESE ARE 53 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:54,434 CRAZY TIMES WHEN TRUMP IS ONLY THE THIRD MOST PROBLEMATIC PERSON AT THE TABLE. 54 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:58,471 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, PRESIDENT BIDEN AND HIS FAMILY SPENT THANKSGIVING 55 00:03:58,471 --> 00:04:00,206 IN NANTUCKET WHERE THEY REPORTEDLY TALKED ABOUT WHETHER BIDEN SHOULD RUN FOR A SECOND 56 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:05,779 TERM YEAH, IT'S JUST LIKE YOUR THANKSGIVING 57 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:08,615 EVERYONE SPENT THE WHOLE TIME TALKING ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT TO GO BACK FOR SECONDS. 58 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:11,151 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A PRETTY INTENSE CONVERSATION 59 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:15,722 LET'S JUST SAY THERE WERE A LOT OF WORDS THAT RHYME WITH NANTUCKET. 60 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:17,691 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I SAW THAT WHILE HE WAS IN NANTUCKET, BIDEN DID SOME BLACK 61 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:21,528 FRIDAY SHOPPING. YOU KNOW BIDEN HAD TO GET HIS SHOPPING DONE ON BLACK FRIDAY 62 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:25,131 BECAUSE THERE WAS NO WAY HE WAS FIGURING OUT HOW TO BUY STUFF ON CYBER MONDAY. 63 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:29,402 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE, "WHAT'S MY PASSWORD AGAIN? 64 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:33,773 WHIPPER SNAPPERS?" OH, AND EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS, WHILE BIDEN WAS ON 65 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:37,811 VACATION, HE TOOK A SELFIE WITH SOME KIDS. DID YOU SEE THIS 66 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,579 SOME KIDS WERE LOOKING THROUGH A WINDOW, THEY SAW HIM AND THEN, HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE 67 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:40,847 FUNNY TO TAKE A SELFIE WITH THEM BUT PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT'S 68 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:42,716 BUT PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT'S COMING OFF A LITTLE CREEPY LOOK AT THIS 69 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:51,791 [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,961 >> Jimmy: IT LOOKS LIKE THE KIND OF PHOTO THEY ANALYZE ON "GHOST HUNTERS." 71 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:59,232 YOU KNOW IS HE REAL CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN? 72 00:04:59,232 --> 00:04:59,766 IS HE REAL CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN? DO YOU HAVE THAT PHOTO 73 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,204 >> Jimmy: IT LOOKS LIKE A POSTER FOR THE SECOND SEASON 74 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:09,409 OF "THE WATCHER. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, THIS 75 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:14,114 IS EXCITING, I HEARD THAT NEXT YEAR AMERICANS WILL GET TO VOTE IN THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 76 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:17,384 [ AUDIENCE OOHS ALTHOUGH I'M ALREADY HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING THE 77 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:19,452 SYSTEM CHECK OUT THIS CONFIRMATION TEXT I JUST GOT TODAY. 78 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:23,289 IT SAID, "THANK YOU FOR VOTING IN THIS YEAR'S EUROVISION CONTEST. 79 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:25,959 YOU HAVE SELECTED 'FLOEVOEN ROELF. IF YOU NO LONGER WISH TO 80 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:32,465 RECEIVE THIS TEXT, PLEASE REPLY 'SLUTA.' [ APPLAUSE ] 81 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:37,937 WELL, GET THIS A WOMAN IN FLORIDA IS SUING KRAFT HEINZ BECAUSE HER 82 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:39,806 MICROWAVABLE VELVEETA MACARONI ALLEGEDLY TOOK LONGER TO PREPARE THAN THE LABEL ON THE 83 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:46,579 BOX SAID [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] VELVEETA WAS LIKE, "PHEW, I 84 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:48,982 THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SUE BECAUSE THE BOX SAID 'REAL CHEESE.' 85 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:52,452 [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, AND FINALLY, BEFORE WE GO, I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A 86 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:54,988 A MOMENT TO THANK SOME OF OUR SPONSORS FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW. THEY DON'T ALWAYS FIT IN THE 87 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:58,258 COMMERCIAL BREAKS AND WE WANT TO MAKE SURE WE MENTION ALL OF THEM 88 00:05:58,258 --> 00:06:01,294 SO IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS." HERE WE. 89 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:10,070 * TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS * >> Jimmy: PET SMART. 90 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:12,405 DO YOU HAVE A PONYTAIL AND WEAR CARGO SHORTS IF SO, THE LIZARDS ARE THAT 91 00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:19,045 WAY. [ APPLAUSE ] DRAFT KINGS. 92 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:23,950 COME ON, YOUR KIDS DON'T NEED TO GO TO COLLEGE [ APPLAUSE ] 93 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:26,152 ADOBE. HEY. HEY. 94 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:29,322 HEY YOU. HEY. HEY. 95 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,391 HI HEY YOU. HEY, IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER 96 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:38,264 UPDATE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE VIZIO TVs. 97 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:43,837 ARE WE A GOOD BRAND, WHO KNOWS BUT LOOK, BIG! [ APPLAUSE ] 98 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,939 OREO THINS JUST LIKE REGULAR OREOS, BUT YOU'RE ALLOWED TO EAT 30 OF 99 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:53,813 THEM [ APPLAUSE ] FRUITY PEBBLES 100 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:59,919 LOOK, KIDS, IT'S BASED ON YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON FROM THE '50s [ APPLAUSE ] 101 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:02,655 SHARPIE. IN YOUR HAND FOR A MOMENT, ON YOUR HAND FOREVER. 102 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:08,762 [ APPLAUSE ] PRINGLES COME FOR THE CHIPS, STAY 103 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:13,700 BECAUSE YOUR ARM IS STUCK IN THE TUBE [ APPLAUSE ] 104 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:16,202 AND FINALLY, MARSHALL'S. SOMEHOW FLYING UNDER THE RADAR WHILE T.J. MAXX TAKES ALL THE 105 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:20,473 HEAT THAT'S IT FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS." 106 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:24,944 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW ZOE SALDANA IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 107 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:30,650 "AVATAR. ZOE SALDANA! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 108 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:35,121 FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," JAMES AUSTIN JOHNSON IS ON THE SHOW 109 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,924 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT A GREAT PERFORMANCE FROM THE BROADWAY 110 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:41,895 MUSICAL "& JULIET. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 111 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:44,531 ZOE SALDANA, EVERYBODY COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 112 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:55,075 * >> JUST CAME BACK FROM THE SCREENING. 113 00:07:55,075 --> 00:08:00,914 I WENT TO SEE "AVATAR," TODAY. I'M STILL PROCESSING IT'S VERY EMOTIONAL. 114 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,416 I'M SURPRISED MY EYELASHES STAYED ON, YOU GUYS. I WAS, LIKE -- I WAS, LIKE, 115 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,285 SOBBING. >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU COME ON. 116 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:08,455 >> IT'S REALLY SPECIAL IT'S REALLY -- IT'S REALLY SPECIAL. 117 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:25,939 AND I CAN GIVE YOU, LIKE, A LITTLE HINT. IT'S ABOUT WATER 118 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,774 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR FIRST GUEST FROM MOVIES LIKE "GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY" AND 119 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:35,348 "STAR TREK." SHE ALSO STARRED IN THE BIGGEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME, "AVATAR." 120 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,618 IT'S HIGHLY ANTICIPATED SEQUEL, "AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER" IS IN THEATERS AND IMAX 121 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:42,422 DECEMBER 16th. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME ZOE SALDANA. 122 00:08:45,158 --> 00:09:01,274 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 123 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:04,310 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A MOVIE STAR. COME ON. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT 124 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:07,480 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, YOU GUYS. THANK YOU. 125 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,783 I REALLY WANTED TO HEAR THAT [ LAUGHTER ] I NEEDED IT. 126 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,751 >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. THEY LOVE YOU. WE LOVE YOU. 127 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,386 >> YEP >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 128 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,789 CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU 129 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:18,525 ABOUT EVERYTHING BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT EVEN FEELS LIKE 130 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:21,194 YOU'RE IN THESE GIANT MOVIES >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THE BIGGEST MOVIES, 131 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:27,400 BETWEEN MARVEL'S CINEMATIC UNIVERSE AND "AVATAR." I MEAN, "AVATAR'S" THE BIGGEST 132 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,803 MOVIE EVER MADE. >> YES >> Jimmy: BECAUSE -- 133 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:32,639 >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND "GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY. 134 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:35,475 WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO BE IN THE BIGGEST -- >> I'M PINCHING MYSELF 135 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:38,878 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S -- IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT I PICKED STRATEGICALLY. 136 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:40,613 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I JUST -- I WAS JUST VERY LUCKY TO BE PICKED, TO BE 137 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:47,387 CHOSEN AND I GAVE IT 120% THE FACT THAT THESE TWO MOVIES 138 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:52,959 ARE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL ONES AND I'M IN THEM, IT'S NOT BAD FOR A GIRL FROM QUEENS 139 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:56,696 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHAB -- IT'S NOT BAD AT ALL 140 00:09:56,696 --> 00:10:00,900 NO, BUT YOU'RE SO GOOD >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN 141 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,236 IT I -- YOU KNOW, I FOLLOW YOU ON THE SOCIALS. 142 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:07,107 YOU'RE FUN AND YOU -- YOU POSTED THIS THIS IS FROM "GUARDIANS OF THE 143 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:11,344 GALAXY 3." THIS IS A BUNCH OF YOU [ LAUGHTER ] 144 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,179 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW MANY OF YOU WERE THERE WITH YOU -- WITH YOU 145 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:17,350 >> LIKE, FOUR -- A MINIMUM OF FOUR IT'S A LOT OF ME'S 146 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,419 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THE THING IS THAT THESE ARE CREATED -- IT'S TAKING OUT 147 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,287 OF, LIKE, A CAST OF MY HEAD. AND SO, THEY CAN PUT THE WIGS ON OR ANY KIND OF ADDITIONAL 148 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:29,362 PROSTHETICS THAT GO ON GAMORA. AND -- AND SOMETIMES IT'S JUST TO PUT HER IN THE BACKGROUND 149 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:38,238 LIKE -- KIND OF, LIKE, MAYBE LIKE A "WHERE'S WALDO? LIKE, "WHERE'S GAMORA? 150 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,839 I DON'T KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO, LIKE -- SO, 151 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,708 THERE'S -- GAMORA SOMETIMES IN THE SCENE? ARE YOU IN THE SCENE 152 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,810 OR JUST SOMETIMES THERE'S JUST A GAMORA >> SOMETIMES, LIKE, LET'S SAY 153 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,345 IF THEY'RE SHOOTING A BIG ACTION SEQUENCE AND MY CHARACTER IS, LIKE, IN THE 154 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,713 BACKGROUND IN CERTAIN PARTS OF THAT SET THEY'LL JUST HAVE -- LIKE, 155 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,481 THEY'LL JUST PUT A HEAD, LIKE, RUNNING BACK AND FORTH SO THE COMUTER CAN, SORT OF, TRACK 156 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:54,387 IT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW, GUYS 157 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:59,426 IT'S HIGH TECHNOLOGY >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S HIGH-TECH YEAH 158 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:06,433 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I MEAN, "GUARDIANS 3," THIS COMES OUT NEXT YEAR, IS IT 159 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:07,967 >> YES, NEXT MAY >> Jimmy: NEXT MAY YEAH 160 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,470 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JUST SO FUN. AND SO -- IT'S REALLY -- IT'S 161 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:14,507 SUCH A FUN RIDE. SUCH -- >> THEY'RE FUN, YOU GUYS 162 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,844 IT IS A FUN RIDE I'VE -- I TOOK MY BOYS TO DISNEY EARLIER THIS YEAR, AND 163 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,546 MY OLDER SONS ARE MUCH MORE, YOU KNOW, PRECAUTIOUS AND THEY DON'T LIKE TO DO, LIKE, 164 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:24,884 ROLLERCOASTERS MY LITTLE ONE, HIS NAME IS ZEN THERE'S NOTHING ZEN ABOUT ZEN. 165 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:28,421 [ LAUGHTER ] ZEN GOT ON ALL THE RIDES HE WAS ONLY -- I MEAN, HE'S 166 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:31,091 STILL 5. >> Jimmy: AW >> AND THEN GOT ON THE TOWER OF 167 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:34,627 TERROR, WHICH IS THE "GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY" RIDE. AND -- AND I WAS LIKE, "HOW WAS 168 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,796 IT?" HE GOES, "OH, MAMA I WAS SO SCARED. 169 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:39,866 I'M LIKE, "DID YOU SEE MAMA? "I DON'T KNOW. NO, I DIDN'T SEE YOU." 170 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,935 >> Jimmy: NO, REALLY >> I'M LIKE, "MAMA WAS IN THE RIDE." 171 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:45,772 HE GOES, "YOU WERE?" >> THEY HAVE NO IDEA >> Jimmy: THAT MIGHT BE ONE OF 172 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:48,508 THE BEST ROLLERCOASTERS I'VE EVER BEEN ON IN -- >> I DON'T KNOW GUYS 173 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,110 THEY DON'T THINK I'M COOL AT ALL, SO -- >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH! 174 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,212 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT BETWEEN THAT AND ALSO THE "AVATAR" RIDE. 175 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,114 >> YEAH, I KNOW. >> Jimmy: DO THEY KNOW THAT YOU'RE THAT AS WELL? 176 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:58,318 >> THEY DO THEY DO. BUT THEY -- THEY ARE -- MY KIDS 177 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,053 ARE SOFTIES. THEY DON'T LIKE TO WATCH THINGS THAT ARE TOO VIOLENT 178 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,055 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> YEAH, NOT YET NOT YET. 179 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,257 WE STILL HAVE SOME TIME. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, YOU HAVE -- HE'S 5 AND THEN THE 180 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,792 OTHER BOYS >> THEY JUST TURNED 8 YESTERDAY. 181 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:12,899 >> Jimmy: OOH. >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 182 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,235 THERE'S A LOT OF LEGOS >> Jimmy: ROBLOX >> YES, A LOT OF ROBLOX. 183 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,437 >> Jimmy: I LOVE ROBLOX. >> BUT THEY DON'T REALLY PLAY THAT MUCH ON THE TABLETS 184 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,673 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: YEAH 185 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:21,941 >> WE DO A LOT OF OUTDOOR STUFF. >> Jimmy: MY KIDS EITHER 186 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:24,077 >> OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 187 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,779 >> BUT THEY DO WATCH A LOT OF NETFLIX. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 188 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,415 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHA-WHA >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, WHEN I 189 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,116 FIRST SAW "AVATAR," I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD AGREE WITH ME, I'D NEVER SEEN 190 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,886 ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY LIFETIME IT WAS THE -- 191 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:35,722 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- COOLEST THING I'D EVER SEEN. 192 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,857 I KNOW JAMES CAMERON WE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HOW COOL THIS THING IS GOING TO BE AND 193 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:41,861 DIFFERENT. AND I'VE SEEN 3D MOVIES. WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, A 3D 194 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:45,899 MOVIE WAS SOMETHING SOMEBODY WOULD BE HOLDING LIKE A POOL STICK AND THEY WOULD BE LIKE, 195 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,334 "AH. AH AH 196 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,502 AH." [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY'RE LIKE, "WELL, THAT'S 197 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,304 3D." AND THEN YOU SEE THIS, AND YOU GO, "OH, THIS IS THE MOST 198 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:54,808 BIZARRE THING. I FEEL LIKE I'M IN THIS WORLD. >> WELL, I JUST -- IF I SEEM A 199 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,409 A LITTLE OFF AND AWFULLY QUIET -- I KNOW I'M VERY TALKATIVE -- IT'S BECAUSE I 200 00:12:56,409 --> 00:13:04,050 JUST CAME BACK FROM THE SCREENING. I WENT TO SEE "AVATAR," TODAY. 201 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:08,054 I'M STILL PROCESSING [ CHEERS ] IT'S VERY EMOTIONAL. 202 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,522 I'M SURPRISED MY EYELASHES STAYED ON, YOU GUYS. I WAS, LIKE -- I WAS, LIKE, 203 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,892 SOBBING. >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU COME ON. 204 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,527 >> IT'S REALLY SPECIAL IT'S REALLY -- IT'S REALLY SPECIAL. 205 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,497 AND I CAN GIVE YOU, LIKE, A LITTLE HINT. IT'S ABOUT WATER 206 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:20,100 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. OH, MY GOSH. 207 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,269 [ APPLAUSE ] WOW. WE ALWAYS GET THE SCOOP -- 208 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:25,138 >> A LOT OF WATER. >> Jimmy: WE ALWAYS GET THE SCOOP HERE ON "THE TONIGHT 209 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,774 SHOW," GUYS. [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN "AVATAR" WAS FIRST PITCHED 210 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:32,779 TO YOU, WHAT DID THEY PITCH? BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A BRAND-NEW WORLD AND NEW CHARACTERS AND 211 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,181 NEW EVERYTHING >> YOU SOUND SO NICE LIKE, IT WAS NEVER PITCHED TO 212 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:40,086 ME I WAS PITCHED FOR IT AND THEN I -- 213 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,654 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY >> OH, MY GOD. OF COURSE. 214 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,623 IF I COULD BE SO LUCKY TO HAVE SOMEBODY LIKE, "YEAH, PITCH ME WHAT'S THIS MOVIE JAM ABOUT? 215 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:46,359 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> OH, MY GOD. 216 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,528 >> Jimmy: BUT WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS OR WHAT DID YOU -- DESCRIBE IT 217 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,096 TO ME. >> I THOUGHT -- FIRST, THEY TOLD ME THAT IT WAS, LIKE, 218 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:53,133 ABOUT THIS ROBOT, THIS FEMALE ROBOT. I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A BOT 219 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:57,704 LIKE ALITA, BATTLE ANGEL BUT IT'S SET, LIKE, IN THE JUNGLE 220 00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,507 AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, THAT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE ANY SENSE. LIKE, A WARRIOR PRINCESS WAS A 221 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:04,811 A ROBOT LIKE A SENTIENCE." LIKE, "WHAT IS THAT? >> Jimmy: YEAH 222 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:06,780 >> BUT MALI FINN, WHO WAS THE CASTING DIRECTOR AT THAT TIME WHO WAS LATER THEN -- YOU KNOW, 223 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,648 MARGERY SIMKIN TOOK -- TOOK THE PART OF CASTING IT, THEY WOULD SOMETIMES JUST COME IN AND CALL 224 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:17,123 ME AND I WAS STILL LIVING IN NEW YORK AT THE TIME, AND THEY 225 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:21,227 WOULD PUT ME ON TAPE AND SOMETIMES IT WAS LIKE, "BRING SOME TIGHT STUFF. 226 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,296 I WANT YOU TO CLIMB AND DO SOME CARTWHEELS." AND I'M LIKE, "OKAY. 227 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,900 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, I WOULD COME IN, IT'S LIKE, "WELL, WE'LL JUST PLAY IT. 228 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,201 THEY WOULD MOVE ALL THE FURNITURE. >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU HAVE A 229 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,371 A DANCE BACKGROUND, RIGHT? >> YEAH, YEAH. I FEEL LIKE I WAS ABLE TO BOOK 230 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:36,843 THE PART BECAUSE OF THAT AND THEN ONE TIME THEY CALLED ME IN AND I PUT MYSELF ON TAPE 231 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:40,113 AGAIN FOR THEM AND THEY WERE LIKE, "JUST MAKE ALL THESE SOUNDS." 232 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,082 I'M LIKE, "WHAT KIND OF SOUNDS?" [ TONGUE ROLLING SOUND ] 233 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:46,086 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M LIKE, "WELL, OKAY. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT IS 234 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:49,089 THIS MOVIE REMOTELY? >> AND I'M THINKING LIKE, "OKAY, JAMES CAMERON, A ROBOT 235 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:55,095 WARRIOR PRINCESS THAT'S IN THE JUNGLE AND I'M DOING R, LIKE -- ROLLING MY Rs. 236 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,831 I'M LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS, BUT I DIG IT. I DIG IT." 237 00:14:57,831 --> 00:15:00,367 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, AND THEN SO, YOU DO ALL 238 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:03,737 THAT AND YOU GO, "OKAY." AND DID -- WHEN DID YOU FINALLY GET TO MEET JAMES CAMERON? 239 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:09,743 >> THEY FLEW ME FROM NEW YORK TO LOS ANGELES AND DROVE ME TO LIGHTSTORM 240 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,745 >> Jimmy: NOW, DO YOU FEEL GOOD AT THIS POINT? OR ARE YOU LIKE, "I'M IN THE 241 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:18,618 RUNNING" >> I MEAN -- YEAH, I'M EXCITED BUT I WAS ALWAYS, LIKE, A VERY 242 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,121 HAPPY GO LUCKY LIKE, A HAPPY GIRL FROM QUEENS I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. 243 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,323 I'M GOING TO GO MEET MY IDOL, LIKE, JAMES CAMERON. >> Jimmy: YEAH 244 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,825 >> AND THEY LOCK ME IN AN OFFICE, WHICH WAS A BIT SCARY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 245 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:28,328 >> AND THEY GAVE ME THE SCRIPT AND THE SCRIPT WAS, LIKE, THIS THICK. 246 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,064 >> Jimmy: OH, SO THIS IS VERY PRIVATE. THEY DON'T LET ANYONE LOOK AT 247 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:35,769 THIS >> NO, NO. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE IN 248 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,937 THIS PRIVATE OFFICE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OH, I UNDERSTAND 249 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,806 >> AND THEY GAVE ME THREE HOURS TO READ. I TOOK SIX 250 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,641 BECAUSE IT WAS JUST ALL THE DIRECTIONS DESCRIBING THE WHOLE WORLD OF PANDORA WAS JUST 251 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,310 REALLY BIZARRE TO ME AND I -- ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE 252 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:49,315 SO, THAT WAS A LITTLE HARD AND THEN JIM WALKS IN, AND HE WAS SO NICE. 253 00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,718 AND THEN HE SAYS, "ARE YOU READY TO MEET YOURSELF?" AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT? 254 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:55,989 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND AT THAT MOMENT, MY SOUL, LIKE, LEFT MY BODY 255 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,857 >> Jimmy: SO, ARE YOU READY TO MEET YOURSELF? >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD 256 00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:03,530 ME AND THEN HE WALKS ME TO HIS OFFICE 257 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:06,166 I SEE THIS BIG WHEEL OF A SHIP, AND I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS THE TITANIC WHEEL. 258 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,668 >> Jimmy: OH, MY -- >> I SEE THE ARM OF THE TERMINATOR 259 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,637 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> I JUST -- I WAS JUST LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. 260 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,640 THIS IS -- I'M HAVING AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, THAT'S HIS 261 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,909 OFFICE [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND HIS OFFICE WAS 262 00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:19,045 BEAUTIFUL, AND BIG AND JUST, LIKE, ALL THESE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, THINGS THAT HE HAD KEPT 263 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:23,416 FROM ALL OF HIS FILMS. AND THEN ON A COFFEE TABLE WAS A SCULPTURE OF MY CHARACTER, 264 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,720 NEYTIRI. AND AS I'M OBSERVING THE SCULPTURE, HE'S SITTING ACROSS 265 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:32,392 FROM ME, LIKE, OBSERVING ME. AND I THOUGHT IN MY MIND LIKE, "THAT'S NOT WEIRD. 266 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,260 THAT'S NOT WEIRD." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 267 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:37,063 >> "DON'T ACT WEIRD. >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL -- IT'S ALL GOING INTO THE MOVIE SOMEHOW 268 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:41,901 IT'S ALL GOING IN. WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT THAT YOU GOT THE PART 269 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,204 >> LIKE -- LIKE, MAYBE, LIKE, A WEEK OR TWO LATER. >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE 270 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,605 YOU WERE >> YES, I WAS IN MY APARTMENT IN QUEENS. 271 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:49,109 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> CHANGING MY NEPHEW'S DIAPER [ LAUGHTER ] 272 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,644 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. I HAD -- I HAD NANNY DUTIES 273 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,713 THAT DAY AND MY MOTHER WALKS IN AND SHE GO -- WITH HER -- WITH MY 274 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:57,217 CELLPHONE. "ZOE, ZOE, IT'S -- THEY SAY IT'S JAMES CAMERON." 275 00:16:57,217 --> 00:17:02,355 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. OKAY, HOLD THE BABY WIPES. 276 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,524 OH, MY GOD." >> Jimmy: "HOLD THE DIAPER HOLD THE PHONE 277 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,726 HOLD THE DIAPER. YEAH, YOU PICK UP THE DIAPER, "HELLO." 278 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,461 YEAH >> AND THEN EVERYBODY -- I MEAN, MY SISTER, MY MOM, AND, 279 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:12,165 LIKE, MY LITTLE NEPHEW IS POPPING UP HIS FACE. AND I'M LIKE, "HELLO?" 280 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:16,236 AND HE'S LIKE, "HEY -- ZOE, IT'S JIM I JUST WANTED TO INVITE YOU TO 281 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,304 JOIN US AND I WANT YOU TO PLAY NEYTIRI. AND I STILL GET TEARY-EYED 282 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:19,939 BECAUSE IT WAS -- IT WAS DEFINITELY, LIKE, A VERY BIG OPPORTUNITY AND A VERY BIG 283 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:27,614 DREAM COME TRUE FOR ME AND THEN I DIDN'T NEED TO CRY BECAUSE MY MOM AND MY SISTER 284 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,216 AND MY NEPHEW WERE SOBBING [ LAUGHTER ] I'M LIKE, OH, MY GOD 285 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,386 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE'RE SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 286 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,388 AW, YOU'RE AWESOME I WANT TO TALK MORE ABOUT "AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER" AND 287 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,291 SHOW A CLIP FROM IT WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 288 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:47,934 * >> HE WAS CALLING SOMEBODY IN WASHINGTON A LIAR. 289 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:52,405 THEN HE WENT, "HE'S A LIAR, THE LIAR, THE LIAR." JON LOVITZ 290 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:56,776 JON LOVITZ THE SHOW'S NOT AS GOOD ANYMORE IT'S NOT AS GOOD ANYMORE 291 00:17:56,776 --> 00:18:00,013 WE DON'T WATCH THE SHOW, BUT THEY GOT A NEW GUY DOING ME. I HEAR HE'S PRETTY GOOD. 292 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:04,117 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I HEAR HE'S PRETTY GOOD. THEY GOT A NEW GUY DOING ME. 293 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:18,665 IT'S PROBABLY PRETTY GOOD. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 294 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:22,936 WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH ZOE SALDANA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 295 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:26,906 STAR OF "AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER. ALL OF YOUR SCENES ARE FILMED 296 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:31,344 WEARING MO-CAP >> YES >> Jimmy: THOSE ARE MOTION 297 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:34,180 CAPTURE -- ARE THEY BALLS WHAT DO WE CALL THEM 298 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,483 CAPSULE? >> YES, YES. THERE ARE THESE SILVER BALLS 299 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,318 THAT ARE DETECTED BY ALL THESE CAMERAS THAT ARE INSTALLED IN A SET, WHICH WE CALL IT THE 300 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:46,393 VOLUME SO, THESE CAMERAS ARE ALL -- AND THEY HAVE TO BE AT THE SAME 301 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:51,398 DISTANCE TO EACH OTHER AND THESE BALLS THAT ARE IN YOUR ONESIE BECAUSE YOU ARE 302 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,733 WEARING A LITTLE ONESIE, LIKE A UNITARD. AND ALL THESE ARE BALLS ARE ON 303 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:59,773 DIFFERENT PARTS. >> Jimmy: OVER YOUR HEAD TOO >> YEAH, WELL, THE HELMET. 304 00:18:59,773 --> 00:19:02,609 THE HELMET HAS THESE BALLS TO IDENTIFY THE HEAD OF YOUR NA'VI. 305 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:06,546 AND THEN THE BALL IS ON YOUR -- WHY ARE WE CALLING IT BALLS. IT FEELS REALLY AWKWARD. 306 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,716 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SORRY. I KNOW, THAT'S WHY I WAS ASKING 307 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,685 WHAT -- MO-CAP WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM? >> IT'S A SUIT 308 00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:14,421 IT'S A MO-CAP SUIT >> Jimmy: JAMES, GOT TO INVENT A NEW THING INSTEAD OF BALLS 309 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,156 OKAY, YEAH SO, YOU'RE WEARING THE SUIT. >> YES 310 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,857 >> Jimmy: AND EVERYONE'S WEARING THE SUITS. AND WHAT ARE YOU -- ARE YOU IN 311 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,627 THE -- WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE ROOM CALLED? >> THE VOLUME. 312 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:25,131 >> Jimmy: THE VOLUME SO, WE'RE IN THE VOLUME, OKAY. SAY I WAS CAST IN THIS AND I'M 313 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:30,370 WITH YOU WE'RE BOTH COVERED IN MO-CAP THINGS 314 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,439 AND WE'RE IN THE -- AND THEN, WHAT DO YOU SEE IN FRONT OF YOU? 315 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:35,842 ARE THERE -- IS THERE - >> OTHER PEOPLE IN ONESIES FULL 316 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:39,212 OF BALLS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 317 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,047 >> THAT'S WHAT YOU SEE IN FRONT OF YOU, BUT WE'LL HAVE - >> Jimmy: NOW ARE YOU 318 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:46,219 EMBARRASSED? >> THE FIRST WEEK. THE FIRST WEEK, YOU ARE GETTING 319 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,388 OVER JUST HOW TIGHT IT IS, THE WEDGIE THAT YOU CONSTANTLY HAVE, HOW FUNNY EVERYBODY LOOKS 320 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:54,961 IN THEIR UNITARD >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO ACT ON TOP OF ALL THAT STUFF 321 00:19:54,961 --> 00:20:00,233 >> BUT THEN AFTER YOU GET OVER THAT DISCOMFORT, YOU'VE BEEN PREPPING FOR THIS WORLD AND 322 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,102 THIS PART FOR SO LONG THAT EVERYTHING THAT'S IN FRONT OF YOU JUST DISAPPEARS AND PANDORA 323 00:20:02,102 --> 00:20:09,609 REALLY COMES TO LIFE SO, IT IS, IN A WAY, LIKE ROUNDABOUT THEATER 324 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:13,113 AND IT'S LIKE CHILD-LIKE PLAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, AND IT'S BEEN, BY 325 00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:17,584 FAR, THE MOST SPECIAL EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE. IN TERMS OF MY CAREER AND ALSO 326 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,452 AS A PERSON BECAUSE IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT I WAS EVER, SORT OF, HAVING CONVERSATIONS 327 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:25,558 AROUND, LIKE, CLIMATE CHANGE AND THE ENVIRONMENT WAS BY BEING A PART OF "AVATAR. 328 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:31,131 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS A A BIG -- AND IS THAT ANOTHER BIG POINT 329 00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:35,835 IN THIS NEW MOVIE, "THE WAY OF WATER" >> I THINK SO. 330 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,804 BUT WHAT'S SPECIAL ABOUT IT, AT THE CENTER OF ALL OF THIS THAT'S GOING ON, YOU GET TO SEE 331 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,506 A LOT OF THINGS THAT WE HAVE SEEN IN OUR WORLD FROM, YOU KNOW, HISTORY AND WHAT WE'RE 332 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:52,452 EXPERIENCING TODAY BUT THERE'S A FAMILY THERE'S A FAMILY IN THE CENTER 333 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:55,755 OF ALL OF THIS AND THEY JUST WANT TO STAY TOGETHER 334 00:20:55,755 --> 00:21:01,628 THEY WANT TO SURVIVE THEY WANT TO THRIVE. THEY WANT TO BE TOGETHER 335 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,396 THEY WANT TO RAISE THEIR CHILDREN >> Jimmy: YEAH 336 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,198 >> AND I FEEL LIKE THAT'S GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST TAKE AWAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE 337 00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:08,301 EVERYONE CAN RELATE TO THAT. THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO I WANT TO SHOW YOU A PICTURE OF 338 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:12,572 JUST YOU IN THE -- >> OH, THAT WAS THE TIME I TOOK A BATH WITH KATE WINSLET, AND 339 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:20,113 CLIFTON, AND SAM >> Jimmy: HOW BIG IS THIS BATH OF -- ARE THESE DIFFERENT 340 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:23,083 BALLS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> THOSE ARE DIFFERENT BALLS 341 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:25,585 THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF BALLS ON THE SET OF "AVATAR," BY THE WAY. 342 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:29,422 >> Jimmy: THE ONES ON YOUR ARMS AND LEGS AND STUFF SO THEY KNOW THAT IT'S YOU. 343 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,257 >> WELL, THESE BALLS WERE INTENDED IN THE TANK SO THAT WHEN YOU PUT ALL THESE BALLS ON 344 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:38,365 THE SURFACE, I CAN'T FEEL COMFORTABLE SAYING THE WORD BALLS. 345 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:42,535 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT THEN WHEN WE'RE SHOOTING 30 FEET DEEP, WE HAVE NO 346 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:46,940 REFLECTIONS. IT DOESN'T AFFECT THE LIGHTING OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 347 00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:50,110 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> NO, JIM IS A SCIENTIST. I'M TELLING YOU. 348 00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:52,812 HE FIGURES ALL THESE THINGS OUT. AND HIS TEAM 349 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,515 HE HAS AN AMAZING TEAM >> Jimmy: SO ONCE YOU DIVE UNDER THIS, IT'S LIKE DIVING IN 350 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:58,284 WATER AND THEY CAN'T SEE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT RIGHT 351 00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:02,322 THERE, I WOULD FREAK OUT JAMES CAMERON WOULD FIRE ME IN TWO SECONDS. 352 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,491 I'D BE LIKE -- HE'S LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, JUST FIRE HIM 353 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:07,660 JUST GET HIM OUT OF THERE. BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO ACT ON TOP OF THAT. 354 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:12,899 >> YEAH. YOU DO HAVE TO PERFORM AND 30 FEET DEEP 355 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:16,302 BUT WE DID OUR TRAINING. >> Jimmy: CAN SEE THE DOTS ON ZOE'S FACE AS WELL 356 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:19,606 LIKE, CAN WE ZOOM IN >> YEAH, YOU CAN SEE THE DOTS. BUT CAN YOU SEE HOW HAPPY WE 357 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:22,208 ALL ARE? WE LOOK LIKE WE'RE FIVE YEARS OLD, YOU GUYS. 358 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:28,782 LIKE TAKING A BATH TOGETHER IN JAMES', YOU KNOW, BATHTUB, WHICH IS HUGE. 359 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,617 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU SEE THE FILM, DO YOU GO, LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH, LIKE, I REMEMBER ACTING 360 00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:37,824 SURPRISED? OR ACTING -- >> NO. 361 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:40,694 I FEEL LIKE "AVATAR" IS SO BIG THAT EVEN FOR MY BRAIN THAT I FORGET THAT I WAS A PART OF IT 362 00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:47,801 AND I'M JUST TAKEN INTO LIKE, THIS IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE OF WHAT THE MOVIE IS GOING TO BE. 363 00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:50,837 IT'S GOING TO BE JUST AS SPECIAL AS THE FIRST ONE YOU HAVE TO GO SEE IT. 364 00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:54,007 JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT IT'S SO SPECIAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 365 00:22:54,007 --> 00:22:56,643 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I CANNOT WAIT. WE HAVE A CLIP HERE'S ZOE SALDANA IN "AVATAR: 366 00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:58,912 HERE'S ZOE SALDANA IN "AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 367 00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:02,215 >> HE'S TARGETING OUR FAMILY 368 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:05,285 >> YOU CANNOT ASK THIS THE CHILDREN, EVERYTHING THEY'VE EVER KNOWN, THE FOREST, 369 00:23:05,285 --> 00:23:19,065 THIS IS OUR HOME >> HE HAD OUR CHILDREN HE HAD THEM UNDER HIS KNIFE. 370 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:25,939 >> MY FATHER GAVE ME THIS BOW, AS HE LAY DYING, AND HE SAID, "PROTECT THE PEOPLE. 371 00:23:25,939 --> 00:23:29,776 YOU'RE - [ SPEAKING NA'VI ] >> THIS WILL PROTECT THE 372 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:34,581 PEOPLE QUARITCH HAS SPIDER. THAT KID KNOWS EVERYTHING. 373 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:38,385 >> Jimmy: ZOE SALDANA, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 374 00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:39,919 "AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER" IS IN THEATERS AND iMAX DECEMBER 16th. 375 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:45,925 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAMES AUSTIN JOHNSON STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 376 00:23:45,925 --> 00:24:11,217 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 377 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,053 A VERY FUNNY ACTOR AND COMEDIAN WHO YOU KNOW FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WHICH AIRS THIS 378 00:24:13,053 --> 00:24:18,758 WEEKEND ON NBC AND PEACOCK WITH HOST KEKE PALMER AND MUSICAL GUEST SZA. 379 00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:24,964 GUEST SZA. PLEASE WELCOME JAMES AUSTIN JOHNSON 380 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:33,206 * 381 00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:41,281 * >> JIMMY >> Jimmy: IT'S A PLEASURE TO 382 00:24:41,281 --> 00:24:43,683 HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW I'M A BIG FAN. CONGRATS ON -- YOU'VE BEEN 383 00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:47,287 KNOCKING IT OUT OF THE PARK ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." >> OH, YOUR WORDS. 384 00:24:47,287 --> 00:24:51,791 >> Jimmy: IT IS, BUT, YEAH YOU'VE ACTUALLY BEEN CRUSHING IT 385 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:53,860 >> THANKS MAN. >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER WHEN YOU FIRST GOT CAST AND HIGGINS AND 386 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:58,998 LORNE WERE LIKE, YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS KID HE'S UNBELIEVABLE. 387 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:02,736 OH, I CAN'T WAIT CAUSE I LOVE IMPRESSIONS THE FIRST -- THE FIRST SCENE 388 00:25:02,736 --> 00:25:09,042 ANYONE EVER SAW OF YOU, YOU'RE IN THE COLD OPEN >> I'M IN THE COLD OPEN OF MY 389 00:25:09,042 --> 00:25:16,716 FIRST EPISODE OF THE SHOW, AND I JUST WALKED OUT IN FULL BIDEN MAKE-UP, WHICH I THINK I KNEW 390 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:22,055 FOR ABOUT -- I HAD KNOWN AT THAT POINT FOR ABOUT 24 HOURS THAT I WAS GOING TO DO THAT. 391 00:25:22,055 --> 00:25:25,558 AND IT WAS VERY SURREAL. >> Jimmy: WHEN I WAS ON THE SHOW AND JUST STARTING OUT, I 392 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:30,163 WAS NOT IN ALL THE SHOWS I WAS BARELY IN. I WOULD CALL MY MOM, I DIDN'T 393 00:25:30,163 --> 00:25:32,432 MAKE IT TO THE SHOW. DON'T WATCH, OR DON'T GET EXCITED. 394 00:25:32,432 --> 00:25:37,137 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M IN THE OPENING CREDITS, BUT THEN I'M NOT IN SHOW 395 00:25:37,137 --> 00:25:41,174 >> I FULLY WAS LIKE, MOM, DAD, JUST HANG OUT, WATCH ME. I'M GOING TO WAIT IN THE WINGS 396 00:25:41,174 --> 00:25:43,877 I'M GOING TO LEARN THE ROPES >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN LIKE FRIDAY NIGHT, 397 00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:46,880 THEY'RE LIKE, WE'RE PUTTING YOU IN FULL BIDEN MAKE-UP. YOU NEED TO RIFF IN FRONT OF 398 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:50,483 THE CAMERA SO WE CAN MAKE SURE THAT WE CAN DO THIS THING. BY THE WAY, YOU'RE DOING IT AND 399 00:25:50,483 --> 00:25:53,319 YOU HAVE TO GO NOW IT'S ACTUALLY SATURDAY AT MIDNIGHT RIGHT NOW 400 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:57,257 YOU HAVE TO GO - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I HAD NO TIME TO THINK ABOUT 401 00:25:57,257 --> 00:25:59,125 IT I JUST JUMPED IN I WAS LIKE, ALL RIGHT, LET'S 402 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:02,696 FIND THIS GUY. LET'S FIND THE VOICE >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU FIND 403 00:26:02,696 --> 00:26:05,565 BIDEN? DID YOU HAVE ONE >> YOU KNOW, HE'S A MIXTURE OF 404 00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:10,904 A FEW DIFFERENT IMPRESSIONS. I DID HAVE AN OWEN WILSON. BIDEN HAS THIS LIKE -- YOU KNOW 405 00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:16,609 IN OWEN WILSON MOVIES HE'S ALWAYS GIVING A PUMP-UP SPEECH HALFWAY THROUGH TO THE OTHER 406 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:19,546 CHARACTER. LIKE, "I SAW UP THERE, YOU'RE SO GREAT 407 00:26:19,546 --> 00:26:24,050 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT, WOW, I COULD DO THAT 408 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:27,053 WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT WE'RE GOING TO GET EVERYBODY TOGETHER 409 00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:30,824 WE'RE GOING TO MOVE FORWARD. GOOD JOBS. SO, HE HAS THAT PUMP UP GUY. 410 00:26:30,824 --> 00:26:33,093 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN HE DOES LIKE -- AND THEN HE'S GOT NICOLAS CAGE 411 00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:38,264 VIBES SOMETIMES LIKE HE'S REALLY PROUD OF HIMSELF. YOU KNOW, NICOLAS CAGE HAS THAT 412 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:42,736 KIND OF VOICE. "YOU KNOW, I AM PROUD OF BUILD BACK BETTER, I JUST WANT TO 413 00:26:42,736 --> 00:26:50,276 MAKE SIGNATURE POLICIES. AND THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD FOR EVERYBODY. 414 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,145 IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THAT'S TOO TOUGH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 415 00:26:52,145 --> 00:26:54,981 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> "WE'VE GOT TO PROTECT OUR BILL OF RIGHTS, STEAL THE BILL 416 00:26:54,981 --> 00:27:00,887 OF RIGHTS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN YOU FINISH IT OFF WITH 417 00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:02,589 THAT -- IRASCIBLE BIDEN WHO'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, A VOTER IS LIKE, YOU'RE TAKING MY GUNS 418 00:27:02,589 --> 00:27:08,094 AWAY AND HE'S LIKE, "NOBODY SAID I WAS TAKING YOUR GUNS AWAY. 419 00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:14,100 [ LAUGHTER ] I NEVER SAID THAT. I NEVER SAID I WAS GOING TO DO 420 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:18,038 THAT." AND YOU JUST MIX IT ALL TOGETHER 421 00:27:18,038 --> 00:27:20,440 IT'S NOT ABOUT YESTERDAY IT'S ABOUT TODAY MOVING FORWARD, BRING PEOPLE 422 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,242 TOGETHER, GOOD UNION JOBS, EMISSIONS, LOWER EMISSIONS, WE'RE GOING TO BE COMPETITIVE, 423 00:27:22,242 --> 00:27:32,052 COMPETITIVE WITH EVERYBODY." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 424 00:27:32,052 --> 00:27:38,925 THAT'S FANTASTIC BUDDY >> THAT'S THREE GUYS, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC 425 00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:42,529 WAS IT ALWAYS YOUR GOAL TO BE ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" >> I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IT. 426 00:27:42,529 --> 00:27:46,900 I WOULD STAY UP LATE, SORT OF SNEAK SOME VIEWINGS OF IT, EVEN THOUGH WE HAD CHURCH IN THE 427 00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:49,636 MORNING. I WOULD BE LIKE, YEAH, I'M OLD ENOUGH TO WATCH THIS CONTENT 428 00:27:49,636 --> 00:27:51,571 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT ME SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE HANGING 429 00:27:51,571 --> 00:27:54,541 IN YOUR OFFICE >> YEAH, SO MY BROTHER CAME AND VISITED "SNL." 430 00:27:54,541 --> 00:28:00,113 I WAS TOO YOUNG TO COME WITH HIM, BUT HE GOT AN NBC PAGE TO HAND HIM A SHEET OF PAPER. 431 00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:03,416 THEY DIDN'T GET INTO THE SHOW. THEY WERE IN THE STAND BY LINE THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT. 432 00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:08,321 SO, THEY JUST HARASSED CAST MEMBERS ON THEIR WAY HOME. THEY GOT ME THIS 433 00:28:08,321 --> 00:28:14,027 IT'S SIGNED BY FRED ARMISEN, AND BILL HADER, AND JASON SUDEIKIS 434 00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:20,467 AND -- FRED HERE SAYS, HI AUSTIN -- KEEP WRITING - MY FAMILY CALLS ME AUSTIN. 435 00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:22,635 STAY TOUGH FROM BILL HADER BEST OF LUCK FROM SCRIBBLE, SCRIBBLE, SCRIBBLE 436 00:28:22,635 --> 00:28:25,572 I THINK THAT'S SUDEIKIS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS AN NBC PAGE - 437 00:28:25,572 --> 00:28:29,042 I REMEMBER THIS ACTUALLY THIS PAPER. >> PRE SMARTPHONE. 438 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:34,781 >> Jimmy: TELEPHONE MESSAGE. >> AND NOW THIS IS HANGING UP IN MY OFFICE AND I CAN JUST 439 00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:40,253 TEXT FRED ARMISEN WHENEVER I -- I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC "SNL", YOU KNOW, QUANDARY 440 00:28:40,253 --> 00:28:41,755 LIKE IS IT NORMAL TO HAVE A TEXTING MARRIAGE ARGUMENT WHILE I'M IN FULL 441 00:28:41,755 --> 00:28:47,127 LINDSEY GRAHAM MAKE-UP [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S A NORMAL FEELING TO HAVE. 442 00:28:47,127 --> 00:28:49,963 >> Jimmy: GOOD "SNL" QUESTIONS YOU HAVE I'VE GOT TO SAY, THE FIRST TIME 443 00:28:49,963 --> 00:28:51,731 I THINK I SAW YOU, YOU DID AN IMPRESSION OF DONALD TRUMP, WHICH I THINK IS THE GREATEST 444 00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:58,405 IMPRESSION OF DONALD TRUMP IT'S SUCH AN INTERESTING TAKE, AND YOU DID IT BEFORE ANYONE 445 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:01,875 WAS DOING THIS >> AH, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND I GO, WHAT IS 446 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:06,046 GOING ON HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT YOU COULD DO THAT? 447 00:29:06,046 --> 00:29:08,648 >> LET ME JUST SAY, THAT I LOVE THAT MY FATE IS BOUND TO THIS MAN. 448 00:29:08,648 --> 00:29:12,285 YOU KNOW - I LOVE -- JUST ANY TIME HE DOES SOMETHING, A RELATIVE WILL BE 449 00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:16,856 LIKE, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THAT I'LL BE LIKE, WHAT A GUY 450 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:19,059 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS GUY. 451 00:29:19,059 --> 00:29:20,894 I'M DOING AN IMPRESSION OF THIS GUY. A LOT OF PEOPLE DO IT -- "THEY 452 00:29:20,894 --> 00:29:26,599 DO THE HIGH VOICE -- YOU DO THE THING OR WHATEVER. >> THERE'S, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 453 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:31,071 HE'S BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG TIME SO, EVERYBODY HAS THEIR TAKE ON 454 00:29:31,071 --> 00:29:34,040 HIM. BUT I -- MY PROUDEST MOMENT IS THAT HE CALLED ME OUT IN A 455 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:38,611 A SPEECH I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A PROUD MOMENT TO BE MENTIONED IN 456 00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,580 A TRUMP RALLY, BUT HE WAS JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE THAT STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS THING 457 00:29:40,580 --> 00:29:45,285 WHERE HE BOUNCES AROUND TO A A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT TOPICS AT ONCE 458 00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:50,757 HE WAS CALLING SOMEBODY IN WASHINGTON A LIAR. THEN HE WENT, "HE'S A LIAR, THE 459 00:29:50,757 --> 00:29:54,694 LIAR, THE LIAR." JON LOVITZ JON LOVITZ 460 00:29:54,694 --> 00:29:59,265 THE SHOW'S NOT AS GOOD ANYMORE IT'S NOT AS GOOD ANYMORE WE DON'T WATCH THE SHOW, BUT 461 00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:02,669 THEY GOT A NEW GUY DOING ME. I HEAR HE'S PRETTY GOOD. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 462 00:30:02,669 --> 00:30:06,940 I HEAR HE'S PRETTY GOOD. THEY GOT A NEW GUY DOING ME. IT'S PROBABLY PRETTY GOOD. 463 00:30:06,940 --> 00:30:14,781 WE DON'T KNOW HIS NAME WE DON'T WATCH THE SHOW. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 464 00:30:14,781 --> 00:30:19,386 HE LOVED THE LIAR BIT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? IF HE HAD JUST BEEN LIKE - 465 00:30:19,386 --> 00:30:23,223 "GARTH AND CAT WE LOVE GARTH AND CAT. REMEMBER NICK BURNS? 466 00:30:23,223 --> 00:30:26,493 WE LOVE NICK BURNS." >> Jimmy: NICK BURNS, YEAH >> NICK BURNS, HE DID COMPUTER 467 00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:30,530 HE WAS VERY GOOD WITH iMAC [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 468 00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:35,969 THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE, BUDDY >> "SNL" FANS -- >> Jimmy: I SAW YOU, WE WERE IN 469 00:30:35,969 --> 00:30:40,540 THE HALLS GETTING OUR COVID TEST THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU. I GO, "HEY, YOU'RE DOING GREAT 470 00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:47,147 IN THE SHOW, BUDDY CONGRATULATIONS. AND WE WERE TALKING QUICKLY SIX 471 00:30:47,147 --> 00:30:49,015 FEET AWAY THROUGH MASKS AND YOU WERE LIKE -- I GO, YOU'VE GOT TO COME ON THE SHOW BECAUSE I'M 472 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:54,587 A FAN. YOU GO, I'D LOVE TO. MAYBE WE CAN TALK ABOUT DYLAN. 473 00:30:54,587 --> 00:30:56,456 >> OH YEAH >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE A FAN OF BOB DYLAN, >> I KNOW 474 00:30:56,456 --> 00:31:00,160 YOU'RE A FAN OF BOB DYLAN. I'M A FAN OF BOB DYLAN >> Jimmy: I LOVE BOB DYLAN 475 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,062 DID YOU GET THE NEW BOOK >> I'VE GOT THE NEW BOOK "PHILOSOPHY OF MODERN SONG." 476 00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:06,166 WHAT YOU'VE REALLY GOT TO GET IS THE AUDIO BOOK. 'CAUSE IF YOU EVER LISTEN TO 477 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:10,970 HIM ON SIRIUS XM, HE'S LIKE, "THEME TIME RADIO ON SIRIUS XM YOU'RE LISTENING TO BOB DYLAN. 478 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:17,143 TODAY'S THEME IS FLOWERS, HYDRANGEAS, CHRYSANTHEMUMS." AND LIKE THE WHOLE AUDIO BOOK 479 00:31:17,143 --> 00:31:20,246 FOR HIS PHILOSOPHY - >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER HEARD ANYONE DO A SPEAKING 480 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:26,186 IMPRESSION OF BOB DYLAN. >> YOU SHOULD LISTEN BECAUSE HIS VOICE IS A LITTLE 481 00:31:26,186 --> 00:31:30,990 TERRIFYING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IS THERE AN ERA OF 482 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:33,159 DYLAN THAT YOU LIKE DOING THE MOST >> THERE'S TOO MANY TO PICK. 483 00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:38,198 I LOVE THE MODERN -- "ROUGH AND ROWDY WAYS" IS THE LAST RECORD SO GOOD. 484 00:31:38,198 --> 00:31:40,500 SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: IT WAS FANTASTIC >> BUT THE BOB DYLAN THAT WE 485 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,569 LOVE IS THE GREENWICH VILLAGE BOB DYLAN. >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU BE UP FOR 486 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:44,004 SHOWING US YOUR BOB DYLAN IMPRESSIONS? >> YEAH, I COULD WALK YOU 487 00:31:44,004 --> 00:31:48,575 THROUGH SOME >> Jimmy: THROUGH THE DECADES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 488 00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:52,112 >> IF YOU INSIST WITH THE HOLIDAYS COMING UP, MAYBE COULD WE HEAR BOB DYLAN 489 00:31:52,112 --> 00:32:00,487 SINGING "JINGLE BELLS" >> OH YEAH, SURE YEAH, WE COULD MAYBE START IT 490 00:32:00,487 --> 00:32:07,594 OFF WITH LIKE THAT FOLKY GREENWICH VILLAGE BOB DYLAN. LET ME GET THIS HARMONICA, 491 00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:09,896 HERE THIS WILL BE HELPFUL * JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELL 492 00:32:09,896 --> 00:32:17,871 JINGLE ALL THE WAY OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE * >> HEH-HEH 493 00:32:17,871 --> 00:32:20,273 HE'S ALWAYS GIGGLING ON THESE SONGS. [ LAUGHTER ] 494 00:32:20,273 --> 00:32:21,908 WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE, HEH-HEH. I THINK CALVIN COOLIDGE SAID 495 00:32:21,908 --> 00:32:32,318 THAT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 496 00:32:32,318 --> 00:32:35,188 SOME PROFESSIONALISM, PLEASE, BOB. >> Jimmy: BUT THEN HE DID -- 497 00:32:35,188 --> 00:32:36,790 HOW ABOUT THE CROONER, WHEN HE DID THE CROONER KIND OF SINATRA -- 498 00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:39,092 >> THE "LAY LADY LAY." >> Both: THE "NASHVILLE SKYLINE. 499 00:32:39,092 --> 00:32:42,896 >> BOB DYLAN HE HAD A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT VOICE ALL OF A SUDDEN. 500 00:32:42,896 --> 00:32:52,305 IT'S LIKE -- * JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELL JINGLE ALL THE WAY 501 00:32:52,305 --> 00:33:02,248 OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RID IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 502 00:33:02,248 --> 00:33:06,319 WHY ARE YOU SINGING LIKE THAT? WE DON'T EVEN NEED YOU TO SING YOU'RE BOB DYLAN 503 00:33:06,319 --> 00:33:08,154 >> Jimmy: YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR OWN VOICE. BUT HE CREATED A NEW VOICE 504 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:12,525 BUT THEN HE DID THE WHOLE ROCK BAND TOUR, THE ROLLING THUNDER >> AND HE'S TOURING ALL OVER 505 00:33:12,525 --> 00:33:14,828 THE WORLD. HE'S FILLING ARENAS. HE'S GOT THE ROLLING THUNDER 506 00:33:14,828 --> 00:33:17,564 REVIEW BAND. THAT'S MY FAVORITE DYLAN BECAUSE HE'S UNINTELLIGIBLE. 507 00:33:17,564 --> 00:33:31,544 HE'S JUST SCREAMING. * * DASHING THROUGH THE SNO 508 00:33:31,544 --> 00:33:40,186 IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH OVER THE FIELDS WE G LAUGHING ALL THE WAY * 509 00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:47,394 * WITH YOUR BELLS ON YOU BOBTAILS RING AND YOU'RE MAKIN 510 00:33:47,394 --> 00:33:53,299 SPIRITS BRIGHT * * WHAT FUN IT IS TO RID AND SING ON 511 00:33:53,299 --> 00:34:00,407 SLEIGHING SONG TONIGHT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I CAN HEAR YOU, BOB. 512 00:34:00,407 --> 00:34:03,710 I'M TWO TOWNS OVER I CAN HEAR YOU >> Jimmy: HE CAN HEAR YOU. 513 00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:06,880 YOU DON'T NEED THE MICROPHONE THERE. HOW ABOUT '90s DYLAN 514 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,483 >> '90s DYLAN, HE HAD A BIG COMEBACK "TIME OUT OF MIND. 515 00:34:10,483 --> 00:34:13,753 HE SAID, "I'M NEVER GOING TO SELL OUT I'LL NEVER DO AN AD. 516 00:34:13,753 --> 00:34:17,257 AND THEN HE DID A VICTORIA'S SECRET AD. [ LAUGHTER ] 517 00:34:17,257 --> 00:34:20,860 AND HE'S JUST SINGING LIKE A A DISNEY VULTURE [ LAUGHTER ] 518 00:34:20,860 --> 00:34:24,564 HE'S SINGING LIKE HE CRAWLED OUT OF A FRENCH CRYPT OR SOMETHING. 519 00:34:24,564 --> 00:34:31,338 AND THE SONGS HAVE THIS MOODY SEXINESS TO THEM * 520 00:34:31,338 --> 00:34:43,383 * JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELL JINGLE ALL THE WAY OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RID 521 00:34:43,383 --> 00:34:49,489 IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 522 00:34:49,489 --> 00:34:51,825 COME ON, NOW JAMES AUSTIN JOHNSON, EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 523 00:34:51,825 --> 00:34:54,728 CATCH AN ALL NEW "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND ON NBC AND PEACOCK. 524 00:34:54,728 --> 00:34:57,163 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM "& JULIET." STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 525 00:34:57,163 --> 00:35:33,333 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "PROBLEM" 526 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:36,636 AND "CAN'T FEEL MY FACE," PLEASE WELCOME LORNA COURTNEY, BEN JACKSON WALKER, AND THE 527 00:35:36,636 --> 00:35:38,772 PLEASE WELCOME LORNA COURTNEY, BEN JACKSON WALKER, AND THE CAST OF "& JULIET. 528 00:35:43,343 --> 00:35:45,912 * * BABY EVEN THOUG 529 00:35:45,912 --> 00:35:51,918 I HATE YOU I WANNA LOVE YOU AND EVEN THOUGH I * 530 00:35:51,918 --> 00:36:00,794 * CAN'T FORGIVE YOU I REALLY WANT TO TELL ME, TELL ME BAB 531 00:36:00,794 --> 00:36:09,402 WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME * * 'CAUSE EVEN THOUGH SHOULDN'T WANT I 532 00:36:09,402 --> 00:36:12,472 I GOTTA HAVE I HEAD IN THE CLOUDS * * GOT NO WEIGHT O 533 00:36:12,472 --> 00:36:22,415 MY SHOULDE I SHOULD BE WISE AND REALIZE THAT I GOT * 534 00:36:22,415 --> 00:36:27,787 * ONE LESS PROBLE WITHOUT YA I GOT ONE LESS PROBLEM 535 00:36:27,787 --> 00:36:34,894 WITHOUT YA * * ONE LESS PROBLE WITHOUT YA 536 00:36:34,894 --> 00:36:37,931 I GOT ONE LESS PROBLEM WITHOUT YA * * ONE LESS PROBLE 537 00:36:37,931 --> 00:36:42,769 WITHOUT YA I GOT ONE LESS ONE LESS PROBLEM * 538 00:36:42,769 --> 00:36:45,605 * I KNOW YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WAKE U I GOTTA GIVE U 539 00:36:45,605 --> 00:36:48,441 BUT IT'S YOU-OOH-OOH * * I KNOW I SHOULDN' EVER CALL BACK 540 00:36:48,441 --> 00:36:53,780 OR LET YOU COME BACK BUT IT'S YOU-OOH-OOH * * EVERY TIME YOU TOUCH ME 541 00:36:53,780 --> 00:36:58,718 AND SAY YOU LOVE M I GET A LITTLE BIT BREATHLESS * 542 00:36:58,718 --> 00:37:02,422 * I SHOULDN'T WANT IT BUT IT'S YOU-OOH-OOH HEAD IN THE CLOUDS 543 00:37:02,422 --> 00:37:07,360 GOT NO WEIGHT ON * * MY SHOULDER I SHOULD BE WISE 544 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:11,831 AND REALIZE THAT I GOT ONE LESS PROBLEM * * WITHOUT Y 545 00:37:11,831 --> 00:37:14,901 I GOT ONE LESS PROBLEM WITHOUT YA I GOT ONE LESS PROBLEM * 546 00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:18,038 * WITHOUT Y I GOT ONE LESS ONE LESS PROBLEM 547 00:37:18,038 --> 00:37:22,108 ONE LESS PROBLEM * * WITHOUT Y I GOT ONE LESS PROBLEM 548 00:37:22,108 --> 00:37:25,712 WITHOUT YA I GOT ONE LESS PROBLEM * * WITHOUT Y 549 00:37:25,712 --> 00:37:29,315 I GOT ONE LESS ONE LESS PROBLEM AND I KNOW SHE'LL BE * 550 00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:32,485 * THE DEATH OF ME AT LEAST WE'LL BOTH BE KNOW 551 00:37:32,485 --> 00:37:37,090 AND SHE'LL ALWAYS GET * * THE BEST OF M THE WORST IS YET TO COME 552 00:37:37,090 --> 00:37:41,561 BUT AT LEAST WE'LL BOT BE BEAUTIFUL AND * * STAY FOREVER YOUN 553 00:37:41,561 --> 00:37:46,933 YES I KNOW, YES I KNOW YEAH I KNOW, YEAH I KNOW SHE TOLD ME DON'T WORRY * 554 00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:54,574 * ABOUT I SHE TOLD ME DON'T WORR NO MOR 555 00:37:54,574 --> 00:38:01,014 WE BOTH KNOW WE CAN'T GO * * WITHOUT I YOU TOLD ME YOU'LL NEVER 556 00:38:01,014 --> 00:38:05,819 BE ALONE-OH-OH OOH ONE LESS PROBLEM * * WITHOUT Y 557 00:38:05,819 --> 00:38:09,022 I GOT ONE LESS PROBLEM WITHOUT YA BUT I LOVE IT * 558 00:38:09,022 --> 00:38:14,594 * I GOT ONE LES ONE LESS PROBLEM I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE 559 00:38:14,594 --> 00:38:21,234 WHEN I'M WITH YOU * * BUT I LOVE IT BUT I LOVE I 560 00:38:21,234 --> 00:38:25,939 ONE LESS PROBLEM OH, OH, OH, OH, OH * * OH OH-OH-OH OH, O 561 00:38:25,939 --> 00:38:34,681 OH, OH, OH, OH, OH OH OH-OH-O ONE LESS PROBLEM * 562 00:38:34,681 --> 00:38:43,556 * ONE LES PROBLEM, PROBLEM, PROBLE ONE LESS 563 00:38:43,556 --> 00:38:49,896 I GOT ONE LESS * * ONE LES I GOT ONE LESS 564 00:38:49,896 --> 00:38:54,701 ONE LESS * * ONE LESS PROBLE WITHOUT YA * 565 00:38:54,701 --> 00:39:02,776 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH 566 00:39:02,776 --> 00:39:05,412 COME ON NOW! COME ON! THAT'S AWESOME 567 00:39:05,412 --> 00:39:10,884 THE CAST OF "& JULIET! GO SEE IT ON BROADWAY AND CHECK OUT THE ORIGINAL BROADWAY CAST 568 00:39:10,884 --> 00:39:13,820 RECORDING WHICH IS STREAMING NOW. FOR TICKETS GO TO 569 00:39:13,820 --> 00:39:19,292 ANDJULIETBROADWAY.COM. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 570 00:39:19,292 --> 00:39:45,585 * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO ZOE SALDANA, 571 00:39:45,585 --> 00:39:53,893 JAMES AUSTIN JOHNSON, THE CAST OF "& JULIET!" THAT WAS AMAZING 572 00:39:53,893 --> 00:39:57,263 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 573 00:39:57,263 --> 00:39:59,566 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 574 00:39:59,566 --> 00:39:59,566 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE