1 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,979 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:18,118 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:22,055 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ADAM SANDLER 4 00:00:22,055 --> 00:00:26,960 GRETA GERWIG DANE COOK, MUSICAL GUEST, BABYFACE RAY, 5 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:33,433 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1757 6 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:40,607 >> Questlove: 1757 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:48,948 * 8 00:00:48,948 --> 00:01:04,230 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, THAT MAKES ME 9 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:09,502 FEEL GOOD. I GIVE IT RIGHT BACK TO YOU. ENJOY YOURSELF 10 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:11,571 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE. 11 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:15,508 YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME 12 00:01:15,508 --> 00:01:18,678 GUYS, TODAY IS DECEMBER 1st, WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME TO PLAY THAT CLASSIC DECEMBER GAME, 13 00:01:18,678 --> 00:01:24,084 "CAN YOU FINISH YOUR LUNCH BEFORE THE SUN GOES DOWN?" [ LAUGHTER ] 14 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,954 THAT'S - THAT'S RIGHT IT'S DECEMBER 1st. 15 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:32,125 THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS HERE I HATE TO BE OLD FASHIONED, BUT DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK 16 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:33,693 CHRISTMAS HAS TAKEN ALL THE MEANING AWAY FROM THE LEXUS DECEMBER TO REMEMBER 17 00:01:33,693 --> 00:01:40,433 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN TELL IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON IN NEW YORK CITY. 18 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,268 THIS MORNING I TOLD MY UBER DRIVER, "ROCKEFELLER CENTER," AND HE JUST ABANDONED HIS CAR 19 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:47,741 AND NEVER CAME BACK. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, NOW THAT THE ROCKEFELLER 20 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:51,644 CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE IS UP, THERE ARE TOURISTS EVERYWHERE. AND NOW THAT WEED IS LEGAL IN 21 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:56,716 NEW YORK, I KIND OF UNDERSTAND STARING AT IT FOR AN HOUR. [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:01:56,716 --> 00:02:01,087 I GO - WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW. 23 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:04,691 LAST NIGHT WAS THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE GOT LIT, THE WORLD CUP -- 24 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:09,295 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE WORLD CUP IS IN FULL SWING THERE'S A NEW TRAILER FOR THE 25 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:15,635 "SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE." >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THAT LOOKS GOOD. 26 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,604 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND SUBWAY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE GOING TO SELL A FOOT 27 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:19,673 LONG COOKIE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER 28 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:22,909 SO, LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT ALL AT ONCE IT'S TIME FOR A "NEWS SMASH. 29 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:28,848 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, THE 30 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:31,584 ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE LAST NIGHT WAS THE BIG 31 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:36,489 LIGHTING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WAITED AROUND FOR HOURS JUST FOR ONE 32 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:41,528 SECOND OF EXCITEMENT [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT WAS JUST LIKE WATCHING 33 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:43,096 THE WORLD CUP. YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,731 GAMES ARE LONG SOMETIMES THERE'S A TIE. AND THE FANS IN QATAR AREN'T 35 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:48,635 EVEN ALLOWED TO DRINK. BUT IT HASN'T STOPPED THEM FROM ENJOYING THE MATCHES, WHICH ARE 36 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:50,270 FULL OF RUNNING, JUMPING, AND KICKING, KIND OF LIKE "SUPER MARIO. 37 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:55,208 [ LAUGHTER ] THE NEW TRAILER FOR THE MOVIE JUST CAME OUT. 38 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:57,277 YEAH, IT'S A WHOLE MOVIE ABOUT A PLUMBER, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHO YOU'LL BE CALLING IF YOU EAT A 39 00:02:57,277 --> 00:03:05,685 A FOOT LONG COOKIE FROM SUBWAY [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, A GIANT 40 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:09,389 12-INCH-LONG COOKIE. THEY'RE SELLING THEM FOR "NATIONAL COOKIE DAY," OR AS 41 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:14,861 STONERS CALL IT, "CHRISTMAS. [ LAUGHTER ] THE TREE IS SO BEAUTIFUL WHEN 42 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,963 IT'S LIT BUT YOU KNOW WHO ISN'T LIT RIGHT NOW? 43 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:19,666 FANS AT THE WORLD CUP. [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S -- THERE'S NO BOOZE. 44 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:22,702 BUT THEY STILL WENT WILD WHEN TEAM U.S.A.'S BEST PLAYER SCORED WHILE GETTING KNEED IN 45 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:26,506 THE GROIN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, HE TOOK ONE RIGHT IN HIS 46 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:28,541 COOKIES. [ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, IF THERE'S -- IF YOU 47 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:33,113 EAT THIS WHOLE THING, YOU WON'T BE HITTING YOUR WEIGHT LOSS GOAL 48 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:41,988 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE ARE 16 COUNTRIES LEFT, BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE 1 WINNER 49 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:46,893 RIGHT NOW, EVERY COUNTRY IS HOPING "IT'S A ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:52,799 SO, IN CONCLUSION, WHAT A STAR, IN QATAR, "SUPER MAR," YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR 51 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:55,502 IN QATAR, "SUPER MAR," YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWS SMASH. 52 00:03:56,569 --> 00:04:00,907 * >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU VERY 53 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:07,247 MUCH THANK YOU. WELL, HERE'S SOME BIG NEWS 54 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,915 TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN HOSTED FRENCH PRESIDENT EMMANUEL MACRON FOR THE FIRST 55 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:12,485 WHITE HOUSE STATE DINNER IN MORE THAN THREE YEARS. YEP, THE FRENCH LIKE TO EAT 56 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:16,056 LATE, SO BIDEN WAS LIKE, "GOT IT 4:30 IT IS." 57 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:19,359 [ LAUGHTER ] CAN WE SEE BIDEN AND MACRON TOGETHER 58 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:21,895 OH, YEAH YEAH, THEY LOOK LIKE A FATHER AND SON LAW FIRM 59 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:25,165 [ LAUGHTER ] TONIGHT, BIDEN WAS -- IT WAS THE VERY FIRST WHITE HOUSE 60 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:28,068 STATE DINNER WITH EMMANUEL MACRON. NOW, STATE DINNERS ARE ALWAYS 61 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:31,171 VERY FANCY WITH LOTS OF DISHES AND COURSES. SO, JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, 62 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:32,939 LET'S SEE IF I CAN READ THE ENTIRE MENU IN LESS TIME THAN IT TOOK MACRON TO BREAK AWAY 63 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,574 FROM A HANDSHAKE WITH DONALD TRUMP HERE WE GO 64 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:39,579 LET'S TRY IT AND LET'S RUN THE HANDSHAKE. HERE WE GO 65 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:49,089 BUTTER POACHED MAINE LOBSTER [ LAUGHTER ] AMERICAN CAVIAR. 66 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:52,492 [ LAUGHTER ] SQUASHED RAVIOLO WITH TARRAGON SAUCE. 67 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:55,328 [ LAUGHTER ] BEEF WITH SHALLOT MARMALADE, THAT SOUNDS GOOD 68 00:04:55,328 --> 00:05:00,033 [ LAUGHTER ] TRIPLE COOKED BUTTER POTATOES. SUNCHOKED CREAM WATERCREST RED 69 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:04,938 WINE REDUCTION THREE ARTISANAL CHEESES. [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,040 ORANGE CHIFFON CAKE. AND ROASTED PEARS. AND ICE CREAM. 71 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:10,744 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU GO THAT'S A GOOD MENU 72 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:15,782 WE DID IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 73 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,517 "OH. RING AROUND THE ROSY, POCKET --" 74 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:22,222 NO MEANWHILE, LAST NIGHT, THE BIDENS AND THE MACRONS WENT OUT 75 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:25,925 TO DINNER AT AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT >> Steve: OH 76 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:28,561 >> Jimmy: YEAH HERE'S A PHOTO OF THE TWO COUPLES AT DINNER. 77 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:30,697 THERE THEY ARE YEP, THE BIDENS AND MACRONS WENT ON A DOUBLE DATE. 78 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:34,367 THEN KAMALA AND DOUG SHOWED UP AT THE RESTAURANT AND PRETENDED IT WAS AN ACCIDENT 79 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:36,970 "OH, MY GOSH [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU EAT AT THE SAME -- I GUESS 80 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:40,140 WE SHOULD JUST EAT TOGETHER, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:45,612 SWITCHING GEARS. WELL, GUYS, PRINCE WILLIAM AND PRINCESS KATE ARE ON A TRIP IN 82 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,914 BOSTON AND LAST NIGHT, THEY WENT TO A A BOSTON CELTICS GAME. 83 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:49,549 AND THERE'S A -- THERE'S A A PHOTO GOING AROUND THAT REALLY MADE ME LAUGH 84 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:53,820 CAN WE SEE THIS PHOTO? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE PHOTO ALREADY 85 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,922 INSPIRED THAT NEW MEME, "FIND SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT YOU THE WAY PRINCE WILLIAM LOOKS AT 86 00:05:55,922 --> 00:06:03,329 A BASKETBALL." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS 87 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:06,633 THERE'S A NEW STUDY FROM SCIENTISTS IN CALIFORNIA THAT FOUND THAT EATING FOODS WITH 88 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:11,304 HIGH - >> JIMMY >> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT, KE - 89 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,173 >> JIMMY, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 90 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:19,379 >> Jimmy: KEKE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KEKE PALMER! 91 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:22,048 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * KEKE PALMER, NOW - 92 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:26,386 KEKE PALMER! >> JIMMY >> Jimmy: WHAT 93 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:31,758 >> I SAID, "I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. >> Jimmy: NO, WE ARE FRIENDS 94 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,160 OF COURSE, WE'RE FRIENDS >> WELL, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT I'M HOSTING "SNL" THIS 95 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,263 WEEK WITH MUSICAL GUEST SZA? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU JUST -- YOU JUST 96 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:41,568 DID. >> YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T. >> Jimmy: OH, SURE 97 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,770 KEKE PALMER IS HOSTING "SNL" THIS WEEK WITH MUSICAL GUEST SZA. 98 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:50,310 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANKS, JIMMY [ LAUGHTER ] 99 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:52,512 I KNEW WE WERE FRIENDS >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE ARE BEST FRIENDS. 100 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:54,481 >> BYE, GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S KEKE PALMER, 101 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:56,449 RIGHT THERE. THIS WEEKEND BREAK A LEG! 102 00:06:56,449 --> 00:07:00,020 * GUYS -- OH, SHE'S GOING TO CRUSH IT 103 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:03,223 [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS, ACCORDING TO NEW RESEARCH, SELF-SERVICE 104 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:08,795 CHECKOUTS AT GROCERY STORES ARE COVERED IN HARMFUL BACTERIA. BUT, HEY, AT LEAST THEY ALSO 105 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:13,433 NEVER WORK [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE THAT TWO YEARS AGO, WE 106 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:17,771 WERE WIPING DOWN EVERY SURFACE, AND NOW WE'RE LIKE, "MY IMMUNE SYSTEM NEEDS THE CHALLENGE." 107 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:21,274 [ LAUGHTER ] ALSO, I READ THAT RESEARCHERS IN EUROPE DEVELOPED A ROBOT 108 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:28,581 THAT BRACES ITSELF AGAINST WALLS TO AVOID FALLING [ LAUGHTER ] 109 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:33,286 THE ROBOT'S ALSO PROGRAMMED TO SAY, "I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM YOU HAVE A PROBLEM." 110 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:37,524 [ LAUGHTER ] TOO BAD THEY DON'T HAVE THAT FOR HUMANS 111 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:47,500 [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Steve: WHAT - 112 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:54,708 >> Jimmy: WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE TO SEE IT AGAIN. 113 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,910 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: CAN WE SEE THAT ONE MORE TIME? 114 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,278 MORE TIME? IT'S JUST TOO FUNNY. >> Steve: YEAH, ONE MORE TIME. 115 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:01,047 [ AUDIENCE OOHS 116 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:02,916 >> Jimmy: OH >> Steve: OH, MY GOD [ LAUGHTER ] 117 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:06,286 >> Jimmy: WELL, THIS IS COOL I SAW THAT THE NEW ADDAMS FAMILY SERIES, "WEDNESDAY," 118 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:11,224 JUST PASSED "STRANGER THINGS" FOR MOST HOURS VIEWED IN A WEEK ON NETFLIX 119 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:14,828 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TARIQ, ARE YOU -- ARE YOU WATCHING "WEDNESDAY" 120 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:18,031 >> Tariq: WATCHING WHAT WEDNESDAY? >> Jimmy: "WEDNESDAY." 121 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,734 >> Tariq: YEAH WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING WEDNESDAY? 122 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:23,336 >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S CALLED "WEDNESDAY." YOU CAN WATCH IT WHENEVER. 123 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,739 MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY >> Tariq: ARE THOSE OTHER 124 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:29,142 SHOWS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, JUST -- JUST 125 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:34,614 "WEDNESDAY." I'M A "WEDNESDAY" WATCHER. >> Tariq: OH, I LOVE "THE 126 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:36,149 WATCHER. I WATCHED IT WEDNESDAY [ LAUGHTER ] 127 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:38,418 >> Jimmy: YOU WATCH "THE WATCHER" ON WEDNESDAY BUT NOT "WEDNESDAY." 128 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:40,954 >> Tariq: NO, NO YOU CAN WATCH "THE WATCHER" WHENEVER YOU WANT, EVEN 129 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:43,256 WEDNESDAY. JUST WATCH "THE WATCHER," NOT "WEDNESDAY." 130 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,225 >> Jimmy: SO, YOU WATCHED "THE WATCHER," NOT "WEDNESDAY" ON WEDNESDAY WHILE I WAS WATCHING 131 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:48,361 "WEDNESDAY" ON WEDNESDAY AND NOT "THE WATCHER"? >> Tariq: THAT'S THE FIRST 132 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:53,733 THING YOU SAID THAT MADE ANY SENSE TONIGHT. >> Jimmy: OH, TARIQ TROTTER, 133 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:58,772 EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 134 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,840 THAT'S - * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 135 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,709 WELL, LAST NIGHT WAS THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER TREE LIGHTING HERE IN NEW YORK, BUT 136 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:08,014 IT WAS ALSO THE NATIONAL TREE LIGHTING IN D.C. THAT'S RIGHT, TWO CHRISTMAS 137 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:10,684 TREE LIGHTINGS YEAH [ CHEERS ] 138 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:15,922 THE NATIONAL TREE LIGHTING WILL BE BROADCAST BY CBS IN TWO WEEKS. 139 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:17,791 AND I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE A LITTLE COMPETITIVE, BECAUSE HERE'S THE PROMO THEY JUST 140 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:18,091 A LITTLE COMPETITIVE, BECAUSE HERE'S THE PROMO THEY JUST RELEASED 141 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,027 >> SEASON GREETINGS, AMERICA ARE YOU TIRED OF LAME CHRISTMAS 142 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:22,662 TREE LIGHTINGS AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER WELL, [ BLEEP ] THAT [ BLEEP ] 143 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:27,300 BECAUSE THE NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING IS WHERE IT'S AT WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING 144 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,035 COLORFUL LIGHTS, THIS STAR, DJ NAMED "SPLASHY DAN," ROCK CENTER'S GOT A CUTE, LITTLE 145 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:31,438 SQUIRREL LOSER. BUT WE GOT COCAINE BEAR. 146 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:35,809 [ BEAR ROAR AND COCAINE SQUIRREL [ SQUIRREL SOUND ] 147 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,577 AND YOU THINK DJ DAN'S NOT ON COCAINE? HE'S ON THREE DRUGS YOU HAVEN'T 148 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:42,582 EVEN HEARD OF. [ AIRHORN I HOPE YOU LIKE ORNAMENTS, 149 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:46,853 BECAUSE THIS CHRISTMAS TREE'S GOT BALLS TO THE WALL. [ LAUGHTER ] 150 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:50,056 SO, THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, SUCK IT, ROCKEFELLER CENTER COME WATCH A REAL CHRISTMAS 151 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:56,062 TREE GET LIT THE NATIONAL TREE LIGHTING IT'S CHRISHMASH, BISH, HO-HO 152 00:09:56,062 --> 00:10:02,168 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW, THAT IS COMPETITIVE. 153 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:07,507 IT'S CHRISHMISH, BISH? >> Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA >> Steve: WOW. 154 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:09,943 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE THEY DOING OVER THERE AT CBS? >> Steve: WHAT ARE THEY DOING 155 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,012 AT CBS >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. [ LAUGHTER ] 156 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:16,282 FINALLY, WE HAVE EXACTLY 12 SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK. 157 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:19,986 YEAH THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 158 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:22,389 WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION. 159 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,790 TRADITION. IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." 160 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,326 CHRISTMAS SWEATERS 161 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:31,231 12 DAYS LEFT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 162 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,433 EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER AN OUT OF 163 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,868 THIS WORLD CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE "COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS" CABINET 164 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:44,477 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SINCE THERE ARE 12 SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER 12. 165 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,981 [ AUDIENCE OOHS HELLO. >> HELLO 166 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:54,521 >> Jimmy: NICE TO MEET YOU >> NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] 167 00:10:54,521 --> 00:11:01,094 >> Jimmy: OH * IT'S A SWEATER 168 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:06,332 OH, MY GOODNESS. THIS IS LIKE A - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 169 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:13,773 IT'S GOT MITTENS THERE THIS IS GORGEOUS IT'S A CHRISTMAS SWEATER 170 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:16,076 NOW LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT 171 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,778 NUMBER IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN 172 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:23,817 QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL, PLEASE [ DRUM ROLL 173 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:28,855 WHO WANTS A SWEATER? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT IS 211! 174 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:33,893 * * COME ON OVER, BUD. 175 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:38,565 HEY. * * 176 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:42,936 HOW YOU DOING, BUD HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? WHY DON'T YOU HEAD OVER THERE? 177 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,472 YEAH, GO OVER THERE. NICE TO SEE YOU. HOW ARE YOU? 178 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,941 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> MIKE. >> Jimmy: MIKE, WHERE ARE YOU 179 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,743 FROM >> NEW YORK. >> Jimmy: MIKE FROM NEW YORK 180 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:53,346 I LOVE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LIKE YOUR NEW SWEATSHIRT 181 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:57,117 IS THAT A -- IS THAT A JUST A POLITENESS OR IS THAT A WEED REFERENCE? 182 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,786 >> A LITTLE BIT OF - [ LAUGHTER ] A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH 183 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,055 >> Jimmy: A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH YEAH MIKE, IN NEW YORK, IT GETS A 184 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,490 A LITTLE BIT COLD. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS AT HOME? 185 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,258 >> I ACTUALLY HAVE AN ELF ONESIE, SO - >> Jimmy: OH, THIS IS GOING TO 186 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,394 GO PERFECT >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: YOU LEND THAT OUT TO 187 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,729 SOMEONE ELSE AND GO TO THE PARTY WEARING THIS ONE WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON? 188 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:13,767 >> I GUESS SO. >> Jimmy: YEAH, GO FOR IT. YEAH 189 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,936 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MIKE, THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD * 190 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,405 MIKE, I FEEL LIKE THIS IS GOING TO WORK. YEAH, I FEEL LIKE THIS IS -- 191 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:22,208 THIS IS YOUR THING YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 192 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,177 THEY'RE FOR -- YOU'RE FORCED TO WEAR MITTENS WHILE WEARING THIS SWEATER. 193 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:39,092 YEAHE NKNK>>HA >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, THERE HE 194 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,629 GOES RIGHT THERE MIKE FROM NEW YORK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 195 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:46,566 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, BUDDY. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: LET'S GIVE MIKE 196 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,535 ANOTHER ROUND OF APPLAUSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND 197 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,503 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ADAM SANDLER, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK 198 00:12:50,503 --> 00:13:00,046 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, MY WIFE WAS NERVOUS ABOUT 199 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:05,385 MY -- WHEN I WENT INTO SURGERY SO -- THAT THEY WERE GOING TO OPERATE ON THE WRONG HIP 200 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,053 >> Jimmy: OH THAT'S HAPPENS YEAH 201 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:10,957 >> THAT HAPPENS. SOMETIMES THEY MAKE A MISTAKE. SO, SHE WROTE ON MY RIGHT HIP, 202 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:28,241 "NO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS 203 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,276 ONE OF THE FUNNIEST GUYS ON THE PLANET HE STARS IN THE ACCLAIMED FILM, 204 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:34,080 "HUSTLE," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX AND HE'S CURRENTLY ON HIS 205 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:41,221 HUGELY SUCCESSFUL STANDUP TOUR, "ADAM SANDLER LIVE," WHICH RUNS THROUGH DECEMBER 11th. 206 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,591 THROUGH DECEMBER 11th. PLEASE WELCOME OUR GOOD PAL, ADAM SANDLER 207 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:52,599 * 208 00:13:52,599 --> 00:14:01,574 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY! 209 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:06,046 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YEAH, COME ON. >> JIMMY 210 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:09,749 HEY, HEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 211 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:14,120 TALKING ABOUT. HEY, BUDDY ADAM SANDLER, WELCOME BACK 212 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,190 THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. >> I LOVE YOU. SO GOOD TO SEE YOU 213 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:22,662 >> Jimmy: IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU, PAL IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE. 214 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,065 YOU WERE TELLING ME BACKSTAGE -- I'VE GOT TO GET SERIOUS WITH YOU 215 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,701 >> WHY >> Jimmy: YOU TOLD ME BACKSTAGE YOU HAD HIP SURGERY. 216 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:32,072 >> I HAD HIP SURGERY, EVERYBODY. IT WAS SAD 217 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,473 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: DUDE, I FEEL -- WHAT HAPPENED 218 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,109 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT >> IT WAS FUNNY. SO, I WAS -- IT WAS ACHING -- 219 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,745 MY GROIN WAS ACHING. AND THEN THEY SAID IT WAS IN MY HIP. 220 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:41,581 I THOUGHT IT WAS MY GROIN, BUT IT WAS MY HIP. SO, I GET THE SURGERY. 221 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:45,618 AND YOU'VE GOT TO REPLACE -- YOU REPLACE YOUR HIP WHEN YOUR HIP'S BAD. 222 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:50,957 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I GO TO THE DOCTOR IN THE MORNING, VERY NICE 223 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:54,694 YOU GET THE SURGERY. AND I'M SITTING IN THE BED AND THEIR -- THE MAN -- 224 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:59,165 ANESTHESIOLOGIST -- IS THAT HOW YOU SAY IT >> Jimmy: YEAH 225 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:06,072 >> HE SAYS, "ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO KNOCK YOU OUT WE'RE GOING TO PUT YOU ON SOME 226 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,908 DRUGS. SO THEY PUT ME ON SOME LIGHT DRUGS. 227 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:12,846 AND THEN HE SAID, "WE'RE GOING TO AMP IT UP, BUT WHEN WE BRING YOU INTO THE OPERATING ROOM, 228 00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:16,116 WHAT MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO? AND I GO, "WHAT DO I MEAN? 229 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,852 WHY AM I LISTENING TO MUSIC? [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN HE GOES, "WELL, WE 230 00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:20,820 LIKE TO KEEP IT FUN IN THERE." AND I GO -- AND I WAS ALREADY A LITTLE DAZED FROM THE MILD 231 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:26,593 DRUGS. SO, I'M GOING, "UH -- UH --" HE GOES, "WHO DO YOU LIKE? 232 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:33,266 I GO, "I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHO I LIKE. AND SO HE GOES, "I LISTENED TO 233 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:38,304 DOLLY PARTON ON THE WAY HERE." AND I GO, "YEAH, YEAH. HE GOES, "DO YOU LIKE 234 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,607 DOLLY PARTON?" I GO, "I THINK EVERYBODY LIKES DOLLY PARTON." 235 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,808 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 236 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,476 SO, HE BRINGS ME IN THE OPERATING ROOM, OR WHATEVER IT IS, AND AMPS UP THE -- 237 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:47,714 WHATEVER >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU START FALLING ASLEEP 238 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,116 >> I'M NOT -- WITH THE GROIN, THEY HAVE TO NUMB -- I MEAN, WITH THE HIP, THEY HAVE TO NUMB 239 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,286 THE BOTTOM LIKE IF YOU'RE HAVING A BABY. >> Jimmy: OKAY 240 00:15:53,286 --> 00:16:04,030 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO, THEY'RE NUMBING THAT, SO HE HAS TO KEEP ME AWAKE -- ON 241 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:07,167 DRUGS BUT BE AWAKE, BUT HE'S HOLDING ME UP. HE'S HOLDING ME FORWARD, AND 242 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:10,236 THEY'RE DRUGGING ME THROUGH THE BACK, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND THE MAN'S FACE IS RIGHT 243 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:14,908 NEXT TO MINE, THE ANESTHESIOLOGIST AND I'M HEARING THIS MUSIC, AND 244 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:23,550 IT'S THUMPING. IT'S GOING BOOF, BOOF -- IT'S LIKE A ROCKING TUNE. 245 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,319 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND HE'S TALKING TO ME. AND I'M SO ON DRUGS THAT I'M 246 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,055 GOING, "AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] 247 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:34,060 AND I'M LOOKING AT HIS MOUTH, IT'S MOVING. I'M GOING, "HE'S DEFINITELY 248 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,495 LOOKING AT ME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE'S DEFINITELY ASKING 249 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,764 QUESTIONS. THEN I START GOING, "BUT MAYBE I ALREADY RESPONDED. 250 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,833 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I'M JUST KIND OF LOOKING NUTS 251 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,235 AND THEN I JUST -- I GOT NO WORDS OUT. AND I WAS GOING, "MAN, THIS 252 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,971 IS -- THIS IS HEAVY. AND THEN HE'S LOOKING AT ME AND HE'S, LIKE, "GIVE ME A HEAD NOD 253 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:48,708 GOODBYE. AND THE ONLY WORDS THAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WERE, "THIS 254 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:54,180 ISN'T DOLLY PARTON." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT 255 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:59,085 DOLLY PARTON EVERYONE LOVES DOLLY PARTON. >> YEAH, YEAH. 256 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:07,927 >> Jimmy: WHICH HIP GOT REPLACED >> MY LEFT HIP, WHICH WOULD BE 257 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:10,030 A GREAT MOVIE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT -- BUT DID YOU SEE "MY LEFT 258 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,765 HIP" >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> ANYWAY, SO, MY WIFE WAS 259 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:16,169 NERVOUS ABOUT MY -- WHEN I WENT INTO SURGERY SO -- THAT THEY WERE GOING TO 260 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:21,041 OPERATE ON THE WRONG HIP >> Jimmy: THAT'S HAPPENS YEAH 261 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:24,077 >> THAT HAPPENS. SOMETIMES THEY MAKE A MISTAKE. SO, SHE WROTE ON MY RIGHT HIP, 262 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:30,784 "NO. [ LAUGHTER ] SO, THERE WAS A BIG "NO" IN 263 00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:36,089 BIG, THICK MAGIC MARKER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE OF HER, 264 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:40,627 THOUGH >> THE SAD PART, I WAKE UP, AND THE "NO" IS STILL THERE. 265 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:46,666 AND THERE'S AN ARROW POINTING TO MY PENIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 266 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:51,571 >> Jimmy: THAT DOCTOR'S FUNNY. I LIKE THAT. THE DOCTOR'S FUNNY 267 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,974 >> OH, YEAH. JIMMY, MY KIDS ARE HERE. >> Jimmy: SONNY? 268 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,943 >> YEAH, SONNY AND SADIE RIGHT OVER THERE HI, GIRLS. 269 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,346 >> Jimmy: WHERE ARE THEY >> RIGHT THERE >> Jimmy: HI, GUYS 270 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:04,484 >> HEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 271 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:09,723 >> YEAH, YEAH. THEY CAME. THEY'VE NEVER BEEN HERE. 272 00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:12,325 >> Jimmy: THEY'VE NEVER BEEN >> THEY LOVE YOU >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, ARE YOU 273 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,427 GUYS KIDDING ME? I'VE KNOWN YOU THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE YEARS. 274 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,496 LOOK AT YOU. >> YEAH, YEAH, IT'S GOOD >> Jimmy: WELCOME. 275 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,465 ISN'T IT FUN TO SEE DAD UP HERE >> YEAH. 276 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:22,836 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT IS? OKAY, GOOD, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 277 00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:26,439 DO THEY SEE YOU WHEN YOU'RE ON TOUR >> THEY HEAR ME CURSE, YES 278 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:30,276 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, WHEN YOU DO STANDUP? 279 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,046 WHEN YOU DO STANDUP. >> THEY'VE COME TO MY SHOWS. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'VE -- 280 00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:35,081 YOU'VE COME TO - SOMETIMES THEY COME ON STAGE WHEN I GO DO TOURS, AND THEY 281 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,817 COME AND SING A TUNE >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY >> THEY COME OUT AND SING -- 282 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,120 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE SONG YOU GUYS LIKE TO SING? 283 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,389 >> TAYLOR SWIFT. >> Jimmy: OH, TAYLOR SWIFT, YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE YEAH 284 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:45,458 SWIFTIES YEAH, WE'RE ALL SWIFTIES THAT'S FUN 285 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,094 I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS TOUR, BECAUSE I FOLLOW YOU ON INSTAGRAM. 286 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:52,799 I SEE YOU'RE NOT DOING LIKE JUST THEATERS, OR CLUBS, OR WHATEVER 287 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:57,937 YOU'RE DOING STADIUMS AND ARENAS >> A LOT OF TIMES, IT'S BIG 288 00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:04,277 PLACES, YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. >> IT'S VERY COOL. 289 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,279 AND I DID MY HOMETOWN. I PLAYED MY HOMETOWN I GREW UP IN MANCHESTER, 290 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:11,151 NEW HAMPSHIRE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> AND I PLAYED FOR THE FIRST 291 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,453 TIME IN MY HOMETOWN. AND I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, I WAS SO NERVOUS 292 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,623 WHEN YOU PLAY YOUR HOMETOWN, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT IT I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO LET MY 293 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:20,326 FAMILY DOWN AND STUFF. SO I'M ON THE SIDE I WAS JUST TERRIFIED, YOU KNOW 294 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,396 >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> I REALLY WAS. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU WERE 295 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,899 ADAM SANDLER >> I - [ LAUGHTER ] 296 00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:29,936 THEY WERE SO NICE TO ME. EVERYWHERE I WALKED, PEOPLE BACKSTAGE, "WELCOME HOME, 297 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:33,873 ADAM." AND ALL THIS GREAT STUFF SO, I WAS LIKE, EVERY TIME THEY 298 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:37,177 WERE NICE TO ME, I WAS LIKE, "OH, PLEASE, DON'T LET THESE GUYS DOWN. 299 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,447 >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU DO >> I ENDED UP -- IT WAS JUST WARM 300 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:44,751 IT WAS GREAT THEY WERE SO NICE TO ME. IT TOOK ME LIKE 10, 15 MINUTES 301 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:48,521 TO BE ABLE TO NOT BE SO NERVOUS. YOU KNOW THAT WEIRD FEELING 302 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:52,892 SOMETIMES, LIKE -- >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> EVEN WHEN YOU COME OUT TO DO 303 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,794 THIS SHOW, SOMETIMES YOU'RE OUT OF BODY, AND YOU'RE LIKE SAYING WORDS AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S 304 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,396 HAPPENING. BUT I HAD THAT FOR A LITTLE BIT. 305 00:19:56,396 --> 00:20:02,302 BUT THEN I STARTED LOCKING IN ON THE CROWD, AND THEY WERE JUST GREAT TO ME 306 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,905 AND THEN MY MOM WAS THERE, AND IT WAS HER 85th BIRTHDAY AND LIKE TEN -- EVERYONE SANG 307 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:10,510 "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TO HER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NO WAY, MAN! 308 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,912 >> YEAH, IT WAS NICE >> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM. >> YEAH, GRANDMA 309 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,881 >> Jimmy: SHE'S GOT TO BE PROUD. AND SHE'S GOT SOME GREAT 310 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,183 GRANDKIDS. >> YES, YES, YES, YES. >> Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT 311 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:21,121 "HUSTLE? YOUR MOVIE, "HUSTLE," BY THE WAY, IS STREAMING ON NETFLIX 312 00:20:21,121 --> 00:20:26,259 RIGHT NOW -- YEAH. SURE, GIVE IT UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 313 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,529 YOU'RE GETTING RAVE REVIEWS. THERE'S EVEN SOME AWARDS BUZZ FOR YOU. 314 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:33,466 >> THAT'S WEIRD. >> Jimmy: AND EARLIER THIS WEEK -- NO, IT'S WELL DESERVED 315 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,335 >> IT'S COOL THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: EARLIER THIS WEEK YOU 316 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,270 WERE HONORED WITH -- YOU GOT A A PERFORMER TRIBUTE AWARD AT THE GOTHAM AWARDS RIGHT HERE IN 317 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:40,674 NEW YORK CITY. CONGRATS, ON THAT. >> THANK YOU, BUDDY. 318 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:44,377 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A HERO, IT'S AMAZING. 319 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,146 AND I'VE GOT TO SAY, IT'S WELL DESERVED THAT YOU GET THESE THINGS AND THE AWARDS BUZZ, 320 00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:50,183 BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M A FAN BUT THIS MOVIE MOVES PEOPLE. IT WAS BIG, BUDDY. 321 00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:55,422 IT WAS AWESOME >> QUEEN LATIFAH, BABY >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY PAL. 322 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,491 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S MY BUDDY. SHE'S FANTASTIC IN IT. 323 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:03,396 EVERYONE'S IN IT BUT ALSO WHO'S THE BASKETBALL PLAYER 324 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:07,133 >> JUANCHO HERNANGOMEZ HE'S PHENOMENAL IN THE MOVIE >> Jimmy: PHENOMENAL 325 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,736 AND YOU TWO TOGETHER ARE AMAZING IN IT. >> THANKS, JIMMY 326 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:12,939 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP HERE'S ADAM SANDLER IN 327 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,308 "HUSTLE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. 328 00:21:16,076 --> 00:21:18,511 >> OBSESSION IS GOING TO BEAT TALENT EVERY TIME. YOU'VE GOT ALL THE TALENT IN 329 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:22,649 THE WORLD, BUT ARE YOU OBSESSED IS IT ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT 330 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:26,820 LET'S FACE IT. IT'S YOU AGAINST YOU OUT THERE WHEN YOU WALK ON THAT COURT, 331 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:34,227 YOU HAVE TO THINK, "I AM THE BEST GUY OUT THERE." I DON'T CARE IF LeBRON'S 332 00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:39,265 PLAYING. SO, LET ME ASK YOU AGAIN DO YOU LOVE THIS GAME? 333 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:43,536 >> YES >> IS THERE A NEWBORN KITTEN PURRING IN HERE RIGHT NOW? 334 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:51,177 I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. DO YOU WANT TO BE IN THE NBA >> YES 335 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:58,118 >> WELL, LET'S MAKE THAT HAPPEN NEVER BACK DOWN. 336 00:21:58,118 --> 00:22:01,121 >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 337 00:22:01,121 --> 00:22:04,958 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT ADAM SANDLER, EVERYBODY. >> THANK YOU, GUYS 338 00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:10,530 >> Jimmy: "HUSTLE" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX CATCH ADAM ON HIS STANDUP TOUR, 339 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,599 "ADAM SANDLER LIVE." MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. 340 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:14,668 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 341 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:22,676 * >> OKAY, WELL, HAVE YOU EVER SAT ON THE EDGE OF A TOILET 342 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:29,115 LIKE THIS? [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT? 343 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,818 LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO PLAY CHESS WITH BOBBY FISHER AND YOU KNOW - 344 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:52,339 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN OSCAR-NOMINATED DIRECTOR AND SCREENWRITER, AND A TALENTED 345 00:22:52,339 --> 00:22:54,708 ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "WHITE NOISE," WHICH IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW AND ON 346 00:22:54,708 --> 00:23:08,555 NETFLIX DECEMBER 30th. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, GRETA GERWIG 347 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:17,063 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: GRETA -- 348 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,966 >> YES >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 349 00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:22,268 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU. 350 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:28,074 YOU BROUGHT A LITTLE NEWS, EXCITING NEWS FOR US >> YES 351 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,910 I AM WITH CHILD. >> Jimmy: YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 352 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:36,783 BABY NUMBER TWO. >> NUMBER TWO, YES >> Jimmy: YOU ARE EXPECTING. 353 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:39,419 AND THANK YOU FOR ANNOUNCING IT ON OUR SHOW. >> YES, WELL, I -- I -- 354 00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:42,222 ACTUALLY I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE -- I WENT TO AN EVENT RECENTLY, AND I WORE SOMETHING 355 00:23:42,222 --> 00:23:43,990 I THOUGHT EVERYONE WOULD BE SO INTERESTED TO KNOW THAT I WAS GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER CHILD. 356 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:53,533 AND NOBODY CARED [ LAUGHTER ] AND IT DIDN'T GET REPORTED ON. 357 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:58,004 WHICH TURNS OUT NOBODY'S PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU >> Jimmy: NO, WE ARE PAYING 358 00:23:58,004 --> 00:24:02,275 ATTENTION. WE'RE SO HAPPY FOR YOU THIS IS GOING TO BE BABY 359 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:04,577 HAROLD'S BROTHER OR SISTER >> YES, YEAH >> Jimmy: HE'S 4-YEARS-OLD 360 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:06,646 >> ALMOST 4, YES HE'S ALMOST 4. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES BABY HAROLD 361 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:09,482 THINK OF THIS NEW BABY >> IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHAT A 3-YEAR-OLD MAKES OF THINGS 362 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:12,419 THAT AREN'T EXISTENT YET IN FRONT OF HIM HE'S BEAUTIFULLY SOPHISTICATED 363 00:24:12,419 --> 00:24:18,892 IN SOME WAYS AND THEN IN OTHER WAYS, HE DOESN'T -- 364 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:25,432 HE ASKED WHAT LANGUAGE DO THEY SPEAK IN NEW JERSEY. SO - 365 00:24:25,432 --> 00:24:28,168 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT HE SAID SOMETHING VERY DEEP TO YOU THAT MADE 366 00:24:28,168 --> 00:24:31,905 ME - I WANTED YOU TO SAY. BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE THIS, IT 367 00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:35,942 MADE ME LAUGH. HE WAS HAVING A BATH >> HE HAS -- HE LOVES BUBBLES. 368 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:40,313 I THINK ALL CUTE 3-YEAR-OLDS LOVE BUBBLES BUT HE GETS VERY SAD WHEN THE 369 00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:43,483 BUBBLES GO AWAY. AND HE STARTS WELLING UP AND THEN, HE LOOKED AT ME AND 370 00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:47,754 HE SAID, "THAT'S THE NATURE OF BUBBLES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 371 00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:53,526 AND I SAID, OH - >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE NATURE. >> THAT'S THE NATURE 372 00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:59,332 THAT'S THE NATURE OF BUBBLES >> Jimmy: THAT'S DEEP. THAT'S DEEP. 373 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:01,201 >> AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, MAYBE -- MAYBE WE'LL UNDERSTAND 374 00:25:01,201 --> 00:25:03,269 BUT YES -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO CUTE, CONGRATULATIONS. 375 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:05,572 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU >> THANK YOU 376 00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:07,440 >> Jimmy: WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT YOU, WEIRDLY, ON THE SHOW WITHOUT YOU -- WITHOUT YOUR 377 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,577 PERMISSION 'CAUSE WE'RE SUCH FANS OF YOU. I KNOW YOU'RE DIRECTING 378 00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:13,313 "BARBIE. YOU'VE WRITTEN AND DIRECTED THIS 379 00:25:13,313 --> 00:25:16,483 >> THAT'S RIGHT. YES, I WROTE IT WITH MY PARTNER, NOAH, AND I DIRECTED 380 00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:20,053 IT >> Jimmy: AND YOU DIRECTED THIS 381 00:25:20,053 --> 00:25:25,792 SO, WE HAD EVERYONE ON WE'VE HAD RYAN GOSLING ON. WE'VE HAD MARGOT ROBBIE ON 382 00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:27,961 TALK TO ME, BECAUSE THIS PHOTO WENT OUT - >> OH, YES 383 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:31,064 >> Jimmy: AND KIND OF JUST THE INTERNET WENT NUTS >> YES, YES, YES, YES. 384 00:25:31,064 --> 00:25:35,068 >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT THIS WHEN THIS - >> THAT PICTURE WAS -- 385 00:25:35,068 --> 00:25:38,672 WE'D SHOT MOST OF THE MOVIE IN LONDON AND THEN WE WENT TO L.A. TO 386 00:25:38,672 --> 00:25:44,911 SHOOT. AND EVERYTHING FOR US WAS SO - THE CAST WAS SO COMMITTED. 387 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:49,616 EVERYBODY GAVE EVERYTHING THEY HAD. THEY REALLY WENT FOR IT. 388 00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:51,685 IT'S LIKE FULL, FULL COMMITMENT AND THEN, WE REALIZED IN THAT 389 00:25:51,685 --> 00:25:57,157 MOMENT, WE'RE LIKE, "OH, WE LOOK INSANE. BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW - 390 00:25:57,157 --> 00:25:59,659 >> Jimmy: NO IF YOU'RE IN THE BUBBLE AND EVERYONE'S DRESSED LIKE THIS - 391 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:01,628 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THEN, WE WERE LIKE, THIS IS NORMAL 392 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:03,930 >> Jimmy: YOU GO, "THIS IS NORMAL." YEAH, THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE 393 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:05,765 LOOKS LIKE AND THEN YOU GET OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD, AND PEOPLE ARE 394 00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:07,534 LIKE, "WHOA, WHOA, WHAT? >> EXACTLY SO, IT FELT -- BUT THEY WERE 395 00:26:07,534 --> 00:26:12,038 INCREDIBLE >> Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE GONNA DIRECT THIS? 396 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:17,711 OR DID YOU -- YOU WERE JUST HIRED TO WRITE AT FIRST, RIGHT >> WE WERE HIRED TO WRITE IT 397 00:26:17,711 --> 00:26:23,717 AND I LOVED WRITING IT NOAH AND I HAD THE BEST TIME WRITING IT 398 00:26:23,717 --> 00:26:26,119 AND THEN, I JUST LOVED MARGOT ROBBIE SO MUCH. AND I GOT TO KNOW HER AS A 399 00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,621 A PRODUCER BECAUSE SHE ALSO PRODUCED IT AND SHE'S A BRILLIANT ACTRESS. 400 00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:31,791 AND THEN, IT KILLED ME TO THINK THAT ANYBODY ELSE WOULD GET TO HANG OUT WITH HER. 401 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:34,861 SO, I WAS LIKE, I HAVE TO. I HAVE TO. >> Jimmy: "CAN I DIRECT THIS?" 402 00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:37,597 YEAH AND EVERYONE COOL IN THIS. I JUST KNOW -- ALSO 403 00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:40,433 WILL FERRELL WE HAD ON THE SHOW I KNOW WILL IS IN IT 404 00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:42,302 >> ISSA RAE. [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, OH, ISSA RAE 405 00:26:42,302 --> 00:26:46,139 >> ISSA RAE. SIMU LIU NCUTI GATWA. 406 00:26:46,139 --> 00:26:48,975 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH >> I MEAN, MICHAEL CERA. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 407 00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:51,578 >> BUT THIS IS LATER WE'LL DO THIS LATER. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'LL DO THIS 408 00:26:51,578 --> 00:26:57,617 ALL LATER. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER YEAH, WE HAVE BABY NEWS. 409 00:26:57,617 --> 00:27:00,020 CAN'T TOP BABY NEWS. EXCEPT WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE AS WELL 410 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,022 >> YES >> Jimmy: "WHITE NOISE." >> YES, YES, YES, YES. 411 00:27:02,022 --> 00:27:04,157 >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THE GREAT REVIEWS ALREADY. >> THANK YOU 412 00:27:04,157 --> 00:27:06,893 >> Jimmy: THIS IS AWESOME. SUPER FUN MOVIE. HOW DID YOU, AGAIN, GET 413 00:27:06,893 --> 00:27:10,830 INVOLVED WITH THIS ONE >> WELL, MY PARTNER, NOAH BAUMBACH, WROTE AND 414 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:15,769 DIRECTED IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT'S BASED ON A BOOK, 415 00:27:15,769 --> 00:27:18,138 "WHITE NOISE" BY DON DeLILLO, WHICH WAS WRITTEN IN 1985. >> Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW THE 416 00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:20,340 BOOK >> I DID I READ IT WHEN I WAS 19, AND I 417 00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:23,076 LOVED IT I THOUGHT IT WAS OUTRAGEOUS AND HILARIOUS. 418 00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:27,113 AND IT FELT LIKE ABOUT EVERYTHING AND IT'S ONE OF THOSE BOOKS 419 00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:31,384 THAT AT EVERY MOMENT IT FEELS ABOUT RIGHT NOW. AND SO - 420 00:27:31,384 --> 00:27:33,453 >> Jimmy: SO, NOAH'S GOING, "I'M GOING TO DIRECT THIS MOVIE AND IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT." 421 00:27:33,453 --> 00:27:36,423 >> YES, YES. >> Jimmy: AND YOU GO, "IT IS GOING TO BE GREAT. 422 00:27:36,423 --> 00:27:38,491 DID YOU KIND OF GO, "SLIP ME A A RESUME?" >> YES, YES. 423 00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:43,063 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "I'D BE PERFECT FOR THIS." >> HE WAS ACTUALLY ACROSS THE 424 00:27:43,063 --> 00:27:45,932 APARTMENT. HE SORT OF CALLED TO ME AND SAID, "WHO SHOULD PLAY 425 00:27:45,932 --> 00:27:50,503 BABETTE? AND I SAID, "OBVIOUSLY ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 426 00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:57,610 >> Jimmy: EXACTLY THE WAY TO DO IT "I SHOULD PLAY BABETTE," YEAH. 427 00:27:57,610 --> 00:28:00,013 >> BUT I THINK I -- YOU KNOW, I HADN'T ACTED IN A WHILE. AND YOU KNOW, IT'S NERVE 428 00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:01,881 WRACKING AND IT'S WITH ADAM DRIVER AND DON CHEADLE AND REALLY AMAZING 429 00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:05,385 ACTORS >> Jimmy: BUT YOU HAD THAT WIG THAT YOU'RE WEARING THAT IS 430 00:28:05,385 --> 00:28:09,656 SO -- WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE THIS >> THE WIG IS GREAT. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE OF YOUR 431 00:28:09,656 --> 00:28:11,825 COSTARS. LOOK AT THIS >> YES 432 00:28:11,825 --> 00:28:14,661 I WISH THAT'S MY HAIR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO -- I MEAN, THIS IS 433 00:28:14,661 --> 00:28:18,398 A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF THE CHARACTER. THE HAIR 434 00:28:18,398 --> 00:28:20,467 >> YES, YES. DON SAYS ABOUT MY CHARACTER, HE SAYS, "YOUR WIFE HAS IMPORTANT 435 00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:23,536 HAIR." [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO, I FEEL LIKE AS LONG AS 436 00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:26,139 I HAVE THE IMPORTANT HAIR, I'D BE SAFE. >> Jimmy: YOU DID. 437 00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:28,775 YOU HAD THE IMPORTANT HAIR YOU CAN -- YOU PULLED THIS OFF, BUD. 438 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:31,945 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: HOW DO WE SET UP THE MOVIE HERE, "WHITE NOISE"? 439 00:28:31,945 --> 00:28:36,850 >> WELL, "WHITE NOISE" IS A COMEDY IT'S TAKES PLACE IN THE 1980s. 440 00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:44,057 AND IT'S ABOUT A TYPICAL FAMILY, SORT OF SLIGHTLY OFF BUT THEY'RE TYRING -- THEY'RE 441 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:49,863 FACING A DISASTER AND IGNORING IT WHICH WE MIGHT ALL KNOW , C COF 442 00:28:49,863 --> 00:28:52,265 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S GRETA GERWIG IN "WHITE NOISE. 443 00:28:52,265 --> 00:28:53,667 HERE'S GRETA GERWIG IN "WHITE NOISE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 444 00:28:55,602 --> 00:28:57,737 LABORATORY ANIMALS, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW. 445 00:28:57,737 --> 00:29:00,573 >> YOU WANTED ME TO CHOOSE CHABEAU LES CANTONESE, SO, IT WAS YOUR IDEA. 446 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:03,009 >> THERE WAS NO WARNING ON THE PACK THEN. THEN THEY PUT A WARNING, WHICH 447 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:05,145 I HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING YOU DIDN'T SEE >> EITHER I CHEW GUM WITH SUGAR 448 00:29:05,145 --> 00:29:09,649 AND ARTIFICIAL COLORING OR I CHEW SUGARLESS GUM THAT'S HARMFUL TO RATS. 449 00:29:09,649 --> 00:29:12,285 IT'S UP TO YOU >> DON'T CHEW AT ALL YOU EVER THINK OF THAT 450 00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:17,190 >> DENISE. STEPHIE. EITHER I CHEW GUM OR I SMOKE 451 00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:20,593 >> WHY NOT DO BOTH THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, ISN'T IT WE ALL GET TO DO WHAT WE WANT, 452 00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:25,065 DON'T WE >> UNLESS WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BECAUSE OF OUR AGE AND HEIGHT. 453 00:29:25,065 --> 00:29:28,668 >> YOU'RE MAKING A FUSS OVER NOTHING. >> I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 454 00:29:28,668 --> 00:29:31,504 NEVER MIND JUST A WARNING ON THE PACK >> JUST RATS 455 00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:34,140 >> JUST USELESS RODENTS. PLUS, I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE SHE ONLY CHEWS TWO PIECES A DAY THE 456 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:38,411 WAY SHE FORGETS THINGS >> WHAT DO I FORGET? >> SORRY 457 00:29:38,411 --> 00:29:42,215 >> NEVER MIND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON. 458 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:46,820 GRETA GERWIG, EVERYBODY. "WHITE NOISE" IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW AND ON NETFLIX 459 00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:49,656 DECEMBER 30th. DANE COOK JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 460 00:29:49,656 --> 00:29:53,259 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. HI, BABY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 461 00:29:53,259 --> 00:30:17,617 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS SOLD OUT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, 462 00:30:17,617 --> 00:30:24,624 AND HE'S HAD SO MANY NUMBER ONE COMEDY ALBUMS. HIS LATEST STANDUP SPECIAL, 463 00:30:24,624 --> 00:30:27,460 "ABOVE IT ALL," IS AVAILABLE NOW ON DANECOOK.COM. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME 464 00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:30,797 NOW ON DANECOOK.COM. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME DANE COOK! 465 00:30:32,399 --> 00:30:44,277 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 466 00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:46,046 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THEY LOVE YOU. 467 00:30:46,046 --> 00:30:50,517 DANE, WELCOME BACK OH, LA LA. DANE COOK IS HERE. 468 00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:52,385 >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CROWD WHO NEEDS A TREE OUTSIDE BEING 469 00:30:52,385 --> 00:30:57,390 LIT WHEN THIS CROWD'S ON FIRE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 470 00:30:57,390 --> 00:31:01,327 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT >> SIT 471 00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:03,963 PLEASE SIT >> Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT STANDING >> SIT DOWN. 472 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:06,466 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT STANDING >> I NEED EVERYONE TO PLEASE SIT. 473 00:31:06,466 --> 00:31:09,636 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT STANDING, THEY'RE NOT STANDING DANE 474 00:31:09,636 --> 00:31:11,938 >> IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE STANDING >> Jimmy: DANE, WELCOME BACK 475 00:31:11,938 --> 00:31:15,442 IT IS THE HOLIDAY SEASON ARE YOU IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT, BUD? 476 00:31:15,442 --> 00:31:17,310 >> LISTEN, AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL, A FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS, DELIGHTS, AND OUT OF SIGHTS IS 477 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:23,183 COURSING THROUGH BY VEINS. AND I'M JUST FEELING -- I'M FEELING LIKE THIS IS GOING TO 478 00:31:23,183 --> 00:31:27,354 BE A REALLY SPECIAL TIME FOR YOU, ME, AND ALL OF US WHAT DO YOU THINK? 479 00:31:27,354 --> 00:31:32,158 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU FEEL IT, ROOTS? 480 00:31:32,158 --> 00:31:34,127 YOU FEELING THE ROOTS, TOO DANE -- DANE, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER -- WE'VE KNOWN EACH 481 00:31:34,127 --> 00:31:39,833 OTHER -- WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A LONG TIME. >> VERY LONG TIME. 482 00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:41,668 >> Jimmy: DID I GET TOO CLOSE THERE? >> NO, BUT I LIKE THAT WE JUST 483 00:31:41,668 --> 00:31:44,204 GOT INTIMATE YOU GUYS WANT TO STEP OUT? [ LAUGHTER ] 484 00:31:44,204 --> 00:31:46,606 >> Jimmy: WE GOT REAL INTIMATE >> YOU LAUGHED REALLY LOUD IN MY EAR AND THAT SCARED ME. 485 00:31:46,606 --> 00:31:49,642 >> Jimmy: I APOLOGIZE. I WAS TOO CLOSE. NORMALLY I'M HERE. 486 00:31:49,642 --> 00:31:51,945 >> JIMMY FALLON AND I, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER WE'VE BEEN ON THE ROAD 487 00:31:51,945 --> 00:31:54,481 WE'VE CROSSED PATHS. >> Jimmy: PROBABLY 20 YEARS? 25 YEARS 488 00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:56,216 >> LISTEN. HOW ABOUT THIS GUY HOW ABOUT THE SUCCESS THAT 489 00:31:56,216 --> 00:31:59,586 JIMMY FALLON HAS CREATED FOR HIMSELF. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 490 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:03,656 AND THIS ENTIRE ORGANIZATION IT'S NOT ABOUT ME. IT'S NOT ABOUT ME. 491 00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,725 >> Jimmy: TONIGHT IS ABOUT DANE COOK. >> IT IS 492 00:32:05,725 --> 00:32:09,763 >> Jimmy: YEAH DUDE, YOU'RE THE GREATEST. I HAD TO FOLLOW YOU MANY A TIME 493 00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:11,398 AT THE IMPROV. >> I MADE IT TOUGH ON YOU, DIDN'T I 494 00:32:11,398 --> 00:32:14,067 >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY WERE, YEAH IT WAS GREAT 495 00:32:14,067 --> 00:32:16,803 AND I LOVED IT BUT THEN TO WATCH YOU RISE AND WATCH YOU DO 496 00:32:16,803 --> 00:32:19,072 MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, I GO, "OH, MY GOSH." AND THEN, HERE WE ARE. 497 00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:22,542 WE'RE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW," WE'RE TALKING AGAIN. YOU'RE 50 -- 498 00:32:22,542 --> 00:32:26,379 >> I'M 50 YEARS OLD, DOING WHAT I LOVE 31 YEARS IN. 499 00:32:26,379 --> 00:32:29,115 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT, BUD. 500 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:33,286 >> I FEEL GREAT. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S IT LIKE WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING 50? 501 00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:36,756 WHAT DO I GOT TO LOOK -- >> OKAY, SO -- CAN I JUST -- CAN WE DO THIS TOGETHER? 502 00:32:36,756 --> 00:32:38,958 I'M GOING TO SAY THIS, AND ON THE COUNT OF THREE THERE'S ONE GIFT AT 50 THAT 503 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:41,895 EVERYBODY WANTS TO, SHOULD, AND DOES ULTIMATELY GIFT TO THEMSELVES 504 00:32:41,895 --> 00:32:44,197 AND WE CAN ALL SAY IT AT THE SAME TIME. READY? 505 00:32:44,197 --> 00:32:46,499 AND I'LL SAY IT, BUT THE ULTIMATE GIFT AT 50. READY? 506 00:32:46,499 --> 00:32:51,104 HERE WE GO ONE, TWO, THREE -- A COLONOSCOPY! 507 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:56,776 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES. >> A COLONOSCOPY 508 00:32:56,776 --> 00:32:58,945 >> Jimmy: YES, WE ALL SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME >> THAT'S THE BUTT STUFF THAT'S 509 00:32:58,945 --> 00:33:05,051 NOT SO FUN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY 510 00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:12,726 I NEVER HEARD IT THAT WAY. >> THEY MADE ME DRINK THE -- SO, HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS IF 511 00:33:12,726 --> 00:33:15,595 YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT YOU HAVE TO DRINK A LIQUID THAT'S BASICALLY LIKE 512 00:33:15,595 --> 00:33:19,065 A LAXATIVE IT'S CALLED LIKE MIRALAX I'M ENDORSED BY THEM AS WELL 513 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:21,601 SO THANKS TO ALL MY -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 514 00:33:21,601 --> 00:33:25,739 >> SO, THEY GAVE ME A CHOICE THEY SAID, YOU CAN DO THE LIQUID OR YOU CAN DO THE PILL 515 00:33:25,739 --> 00:33:27,374 FORM BUT I WAS SO NERVOUS ABOUT THE ENTIRE SITUATION, I MESSED UP 516 00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:33,613 AND I DID BOTH [ LAUGHTER ] AND -- 517 00:33:33,613 --> 00:33:40,720 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> WHAT HAPPENED TO MY STOMACH WAS SOMETHING CATACLYSMIC. 518 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:46,493 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD WORD >> IT'S ALMOST LIKE -- IT IS A 519 00:33:46,493 --> 00:33:52,399 A GOOD WORD. >> Jimmy: IT IS. >> IT WAS ALMOST LIKE -- THE 520 00:33:52,399 --> 00:33:53,933 WAY MY STOMACH REACTED -- FIRST OF ALL, I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM AND - 521 00:33:53,933 --> 00:33:56,236 >> Jimmy: NEVER CAME OUT [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. 522 00:33:56,236 --> 00:33:58,872 WELL, HAVE YOU EVER SAT ON THE EDGE OF A TOILET LIKE THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 523 00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:04,444 RIGHT? LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO PLAY CHESS WITH BOBBY FISHER AND YOU 524 00:34:04,444 --> 00:34:08,581 KNOW - [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T WANT TO BE GRAPHIC, BUT 525 00:34:08,581 --> 00:34:12,752 I ALMOST FELT LIKE THIS IS WHAT A SUPER SOAKER MUST FEEL LIKE. [ LAUGHTER ] 526 00:34:12,752 --> 00:34:21,161 TOO MUCH AM I CANCELLED AM I CANCELLED 527 00:34:21,161 --> 00:34:25,098 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO YOU'RE NOT CANCELLED BUT IT ALL WENT WELL 528 00:34:25,098 --> 00:34:29,569 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. HERE'S THE BEST PART I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. 529 00:34:29,569 --> 00:34:31,404 I'M GOING TO LOOK AT THIS CAMERA WHEN I WALKED OUT OF THE 530 00:34:31,404 --> 00:34:33,206 BATHROOM, I REMEMBER I TOOK THREE STEPS AND I TURNED BACK AND I WENT, "WE DON'T EVER TALK 531 00:34:33,206 --> 00:34:36,343 ABOUT THIS EVER AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU SAID THAT TO 532 00:34:36,343 --> 00:34:42,248 THE BATHROOM >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND HERE YOU ARE NOW 533 00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:44,117 LET'S TALK ABOUT "ABOVE IT ALL," BY THE WAY IT WENT TO NUMBER ONE ON 534 00:34:44,117 --> 00:34:46,519 iTUNES, BY THE WAY >> IT DID, IT DID. >> Jimmy: ANOTHER NUMBER ONE 535 00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:50,990 ALBUM FOR YOU. >> THAT'S AMAZING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 536 00:34:50,990 --> 00:34:55,829 >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY >> THAT'S AMAZING. >> Jimmy: BUT DUDE, YOU'VE DONE 537 00:34:55,829 --> 00:34:58,698 MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. YOU'VE DONE THE ARENAS >> YEAH, I'VE DONE LAUNDROMATS 538 00:34:58,698 --> 00:35:00,300 SOUTH SIDE OF BOSTON >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED. 539 00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:03,670 BUT NOW, THIS ONE, THIS SPECIAL YOU DID, YOU DID ON THE PORCH IN THE FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE 540 00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:05,672 >> YEAH, I DID IT ON MY FRONT PORCH IN THE BEAUTIFUL HOLLYWOOD HILLS OVERLOOKING 541 00:35:05,672 --> 00:35:08,808 THAT EXCEPTIONAL VIEW. AND I BROUGHT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TO MY HOME WHO DIDN'T KNOW THEY 542 00:35:08,808 --> 00:35:12,045 WERE BEING SHUTTLED TO MY HOUSE FOR MY COMEDY SPECIAL. >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU COME UP 543 00:35:12,045 --> 00:35:16,716 WITH THE IDEA? DID YOU -- >> I'M A GENIUS! 544 00:35:16,716 --> 00:35:22,055 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S THE WAY MY BRAIN JUST - >> Jimmy: BUT HOW DID YOU MAKE 545 00:35:22,055 --> 00:35:23,690 IT WORK HAVING ALL THOSE STRANGERS AT YOUR HOUSE? >> YEAH, OKAY, SO, WHEN I WAS 546 00:35:23,690 --> 00:35:26,426 12 YEARS OLD, I USED TO STAND ON THE PORCH AND I WOULD DO LIKE -- YOU KNOW, ENTERTAIN THE 547 00:35:26,426 --> 00:35:30,497 NEIGHBORS. YOU KNOW HOW LIKE EVERYBODY WOULD GET TOGETHER ON ONE 548 00:35:30,497 --> 00:35:38,571 STOOP, PEOPLE WOULD HAVE A FEW TOO MANY DRINKS. THERE'D BE A COUPLE LITTLE 549 00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:41,574 WEIRD ARGUMENTS. AND THEN, SOMEBODY WOULD BE A CUTUP AND TRY TO MAKE THE 550 00:35:41,574 --> 00:35:46,579 NEIGHBORHOOD LAUGH AND THAT'S WHAT I DID. AND EVERY SINGLE YEAR OF MY 551 00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:48,948 31 YEARS DOING STANDUP COMEDY, I WAS ALWAYS LIKE, THAT WOULD FEEL LIKE THE ULTIMATE SHOW. 552 00:35:48,948 --> 00:35:51,785 BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS IT BIG AND BOMBASTIC, BUT IT'S THE MOST PERSONAL AND INTIMATE BECAUSE 553 00:35:51,785 --> 00:35:55,522 YOU'RE IN MY HOME WITH ME. SO, I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AND HAVE A LOT OF LAUGHS WITH ME 554 00:35:55,522 --> 00:35:58,458 WITH "ABOVE IT ALL." >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 555 00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:00,393 HERE'S DANE COOK IN HIS SPECIAL "ABOVE IT ALL. TAKE A LOOK. 556 00:36:01,161 --> 00:36:05,565 >> I GET WEIRD ABOUT WEDDINGS. THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT WEDDINGS 557 00:36:05,565 --> 00:36:07,200 FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T DO A LOT OF IMPERSONATIONS. CAN I DO A VERY QUICK ONE OF 558 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,602 ALL OF YOU I CAN DO ALL OF YOU AT ONCE. READY? 559 00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:11,805 THIS IS ANYBODY HERE GETTING A A WEDDING INVITATION IN THE MAIL 560 00:36:11,805 --> 00:36:18,345 READY? [ BLEEP [ LAUGHTER ] 561 00:36:18,345 --> 00:36:20,213 WHEN IS IT YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT WHO. WHEN 562 00:36:20,213 --> 00:36:22,282 WHEN WHAT WEEKEND HAVE YOU STOLEN FROM ME? 563 00:36:22,282 --> 00:36:26,653 JULY 3rd THAT'S GREAT JULY 3rd 564 00:36:26,653 --> 00:36:31,257 WHERE IS IT? YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK OUTSIDE WEDDING, JULY 3rd. 565 00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:33,326 THAT'S NOT GOING TO BE HOT AS BALLS. [ LAUGHTER ] 566 00:36:33,326 --> 00:36:34,961 THEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO'S GETTING MARRIED BECAUSE I DON'T SPEAK CALLIGRAPHY. 567 00:36:34,961 --> 00:36:38,465 WHAT THE [ BLEEP ], IS THAT A K? A Q? 568 00:36:38,465 --> 00:36:40,333 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T SPEAK CALLIGRAPHY. 569 00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:43,169 DANE COOK, EVERYBODY "ABOVE IT ALL" IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON DANECOOK.COM. 570 00:36:43,169 --> 00:36:44,938 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM BABYFACE RAY 571 00:36:44,938 --> 00:37:09,129 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 572 00:37:09,129 --> 00:37:11,131 >> Jimmy: MAKING HIS TV DEBUT PERFORMING "MASTERPIECE" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "MOB," GIVE IT 573 00:37:11,131 --> 00:37:14,034 HIS NEW ALBUM, "MOB," GIVE IT UP FOR BABYFACE RAY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 574 00:37:17,237 --> 00:37:18,405 >> POOH, YOU A FOOL FOR THIS 575 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:31,184 POOH, YOU A FOOL FOR THIS. * * YEA 576 00:37:31,184 --> 00:37:33,186 I'M TRYING TO TAKE OFF LIKE A ROCKET SHIP * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 577 00:37:33,186 --> 00:37:35,455 * SHE TOLD ME BOY PUT DOWN THAT CU 'CAUSE IT'S KILLING YO 578 00:37:35,455 --> 00:37:37,757 GOT SOME ADVICE FROM * * MY DOCTOR CHICK I MADE A BLUEPRINT 579 00:37:37,757 --> 00:37:40,060 IN THIS SPEED * * MY GUYS IT FEELS MY BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT 580 00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:42,562 I ROSE UP THROUGH THE * * TRENCHES JUST BOY IN THE HOOD AND 581 00:37:42,562 --> 00:37:45,198 RIDE FOR MY BOYS * * LIKE MONSTER DI YOU WORKING I'M WORKING TO 582 00:37:45,198 --> 00:37:47,600 SUNDAY I'M CLEANING * * MY DIRTY SHOE I TOOK BRODIE CLOTHE 583 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,337 AND I WENT TO SCHOOL * * THAT MONEY CAN'T HELP YOU FORGET THE TRUTH 584 00:37:50,337 --> 00:37:53,273 JUST KNOCK DOWN YOUR SHOTS * * WHEN YOU HIT YOUR MOV THE BANDS IN MY POCKET 585 00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:55,475 GOT ME SWITCHING MOVES * * THESE -- AIN'T RIGH SO DIS IS GROOVY 586 00:37:55,475 --> 00:37:57,744 THEY TELLING ME STUFF * * THAT I'M TELLING YO JUST FOLLOW YOUR GUT 587 00:37:57,744 --> 00:38:00,814 WHAT I'LL TELL YOU * * I WENT TO THE GAM WITH MY CHAINS O 588 00:38:00,814 --> 00:38:04,017 SOME -- I LEARNED I WISH * * I NEVER KNEW THAT MONEY MACHINE MY RINGTON 589 00:38:04,017 --> 00:38:06,619 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS * * YOU KNOW HOW IT GET JUST MAKE SURE YOU'R 590 00:38:06,619 --> 00:38:09,356 LIVING WITH ZERO REGRETS * * I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AN COULDN'T NOTICE MYSELF 591 00:38:09,356 --> 00:38:12,292 WHEN MY POCKETS WERE * * BULGING AND POLO MY BEL FOR REAL 592 00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:14,694 CATCH THIS BEAMER * * WHEN I'M IN THESE STREETS LEFT WRIST PICASSO 593 00:38:14,694 --> 00:38:16,896 MASTERPIECE * * FREMONT WOODS AND IT HAS TO BE 594 00:38:16,896 --> 00:38:19,199 I KNOW GOD GOT PLANS FOR ME * * NO OPPS LIK 595 00:38:19,199 --> 00:38:22,035 FANS WITH ME RAP GAME STILL GOT BANDS FOR CHEAP * 596 00:38:22,035 --> 00:38:26,039 * YOU UP THAT'S DOING BAD TO ME I DON'T FLEX BANDS I'M STASHING THESE * 597 00:38:26,039 --> 00:38:28,708 * CATCH THIS BEAMER WHEN I'M IN THESE STREETS LEFT WRIST PICASSO * 598 00:38:28,708 --> 00:38:30,777 * MASTERPIECE FREMONT WOOD AND IT HAS TO BE * 599 00:38:30,777 --> 00:38:33,947 * I KNOW GO GOT PLANS FOR ME NO OPPS LIKE FANS WITH ME * 600 00:38:33,947 --> 00:38:36,549 * RAP GAME STILL GO BANDS FOR CHEA YO UP THAT'S 601 00:38:36,549 --> 00:38:39,853 DOING BAD TO ME * * I DON'T FLEX BAND I'M STASHING THESE 602 00:38:39,853 --> 00:38:42,055 YOU WORKIN I'M WORKING TOO * * THAT GIRL THAT YO 603 00:38:42,055 --> 00:38:44,324 WITH JUST A - SHE JUST WORKS FOR FOOD * * I'M THIRSTY FOR PURPL 604 00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:48,061 JUICE I CAN GET 60 FOR PERKY FOR 30 BLUE * * I NEED ME A TURTLE TO 605 00:38:48,061 --> 00:38:51,197 I'M BLOWING ON GAS MY PRICES BE RAISING * * LIKE EVERYDAY PIMPING 606 00:38:51,197 --> 00:38:54,601 MADE MONEY OFF MARY- TURN UP THE TRACKS * * IN A FIGURE 8 607 00:38:54,601 --> 00:38:57,337 I HAD TO VISIT MY JEWELE HE TOLD ME I'M COLDER * * THAN ALL THIS ICE IN HERE 608 00:38:57,337 --> 00:39:00,006 MAN MY WHOLE LIF BEEN A MOVIE * * I TRAVELED THE WORL 609 00:39:00,006 --> 00:39:03,143 AND I MADE SUR THE PRICE WAS FAIR YOU KNOW IT'S -- GAME * 610 00:39:03,143 --> 00:39:05,745 * I'M KEEPING IT ON M THEY THOUGHT I HAD LICENSE TO CARRY YOU * 611 00:39:05,745 --> 00:39:08,481 * KNOW IT'S PURE IN MY HEAR BUT MY FAMILY FROM THE DARK IT'S STARTING * 612 00:39:08,481 --> 00:39:13,420 * TO BOTHER MY SPIRIT NO CUT -- TOO RAW FOR THEIR EARS * 613 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:18,525 * NO CUPS ON IMMA SWITCH 'EM FOR DIAMOND TIME IS MONEY * 614 00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:23,363 * THIS -- DOLLAR INVESTING IN WATCHES I AIN'T DEALIN 615 00:39:23,363 --> 00:39:27,067 WITH HOUSES * * I'M OFF G6 TWO GIRL IN THE SHOWE 616 00:39:27,067 --> 00:39:31,104 WE ON G6 THEY OVER THE CLOUDS * * FIRST I WAS SLEEP 617 00:39:31,104 --> 00:39:33,406 BUT I'M OVER AND OUT I HAD TO TELL BABY * * YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT 618 00:39:33,406 --> 00:39:36,142 YOU KNOW WHERE I COME FROM AIN'T BUYING NO TICKETS * * THESE BOYS BE SELLING 619 00:39:36,142 --> 00:39:38,211 I KNOW THEY AIN'T DONE NOTHIN YOU GET IT * 620 00:39:38,211 --> 00:39:40,714 * JUST KEEP ALL TO YOURSELF I'M KEEPING IT ONE HUNNI EXCLUSIVE YOUNGIN * 621 00:39:40,714 --> 00:39:42,816 * I'M TIGHT WITH THE BIRD I'M FEELING LIKE YOUNG MONEY * 622 00:39:42,816 --> 00:39:44,651 * YOU KNOW HOW I GE YEAH * * 623 00:39:44,651 --> 00:39:54,828 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 624 00:39:54,828 --> 00:39:59,866 >> Jimmy: BABYFACE RAY, EVERYBODY. "MOB" IS OUT NOW 625 00:39:59,866 --> 00:40:04,437 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 626 00:40:04,437 --> 00:40:28,561 * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO ADAM SANDLER, GRETA GERWIG, 627 00:40:28,561 --> 00:40:34,134 DANE COOK, BABYFACE RAY, ONCE AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 628 00:40:34,134 --> 00:40:36,002 WELL DONE, BUDDY AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM 629 00:40:36,002 --> 00:40:41,474 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 630 00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:43,543 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE.