>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SELENA GOMEZ
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO MUSICAL GUEST, BEABADOOBEE AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1759 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. WOW.
I LOVE YOU WELCOME. WELCOME, EVERYBODY
ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
YEAH, YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU MADE IT.
IT IS THE HOLIDAY SEASON ISN'T IT A GREAT TIME TO BE HERE IN NEW YORK CITY?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DON'T IT FEEL GOOD BUT I JUST SAW THAT THE POLICE
JUST WARNED TOURISTS TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR PICKPOCKETS. AND EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE
WHO JUST CHECKED YOUR POCKETS, IT'S TOO LATE NOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE. THAT'S WHY THIS TIME OF YEAR, INSTEAD OF A WALLET, I KEEP ALL
MY MONEY IN CRYPTO [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, PICKPOCKETS ARE
EVERYWHERE BECAUSE NOTHING RUINS A WEEK OF $200 BROADWAY TICKETS AND
$12 PRETZELS LIKE GETTING RIPPED OFF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS FOR THE HOLIDAYS, AFTER MORE THAN
A YEAR OF RECORD INFLATION, IT LOOKS LIKE PRICES ARE FINALLY STARTING TO GO DOWN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH SO -- SO, TAKE THAT, ANNOYING
PEOPLE WHO FINISHED ALL THEIR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING IN NOVEMBER [ LAUGHTER ]
WE WIN SOME POLITICAL NEWS, TOMORROW IS THE GEORGIA SENATE RUNOFF
BETWEEN HERSCHEL WALKER AND SENATOR RAPHAEL WARNOCK. WARNOCK SUPPORTERS SAID THAT
THEY'RE VOTING FOR HIM BECAUSE OF HIS POLICIES, WHILE WALKER'S SUPPORTERS SAY THEY'RE VOTING
FOR HIM BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY [ LAUGHTER ] MORE THAN 1.8 MILLION GEORGIA
RESIDENTS HAVE ALREADY VOTED, AND THAT'S JUST HERSCHEL WALKER'S CHILDREN
[ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ APPLAUSE ]
RIGHT NOW -- RIGHT NOW -- RIGHT NOW, WARNOCK IS LEADING WALKER IN THE POLLS BY ABOUT FOUR
POINTS YEAH, ONLY FOUR POINTS THAT EXPLAINS WARNOCK'S SLOGAN,
"EVEN IF I WIN, I'M GENUINELY HURT." [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S LIKE -- IT'S ONLY FOUR POINTS TOMORROW IS THE BIG RUNOFF
BETWEEN HERSCHEL WALKER AND RAPHAEL WARNOCK. AND I MUST SAY, IT'S NICE TO
SEE TWO CANDIDATES SET ASIDE THEIR PERSONAL ATTACKS AND FOCUS ON REAL ISSUES IN THEIR
CAMPAIGN CHECK OUT THIS AD FOR HERSCHEL WALKER.
LET GEORGIANS KNOW WHERE HE STANDS ON THE IMPORTANT ISSUES LIKE TAXES, JOBS, AND VAMPIRES
>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW, VAMPIRES ARE SOME COOL PEOPLE, ARE THEY NOT
BUT I'MA TELL YOU SOMETHING TODAY I FOUND OUT. A WEREWOLF CAN KILL A VAMPIRE.
DID YOU KNOW THAT? >> WHERE DOES RAPHAEL WARNOCK STAND ON VAMPIRES?
HE'S NEVER TOLD US BUT HERSCHEL WALKER HAS. >> BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT
TO HAVE A STAKE, GOT TO HAVE A A THING TO KILL THEM IN THE HEART.
AND YOU GOT A NECKLACE OF GARLIC, 'CAUSE THAT WORK I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DOES, BUT
IT WORK. YOU GOT TO HAVE A CROSS BECAUSE IT BURNS
I KNOW THAT WORKS. >> HERSCHEL WALKER, SOLUTIONS FOR GEORGIA.
SOLUTIONS FOR VAMPIRES >> SO, I DON'T WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE ANYMORE.
I WANT TO BE A WEREWOLF. [ HOWLING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WELL, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS OVER THE WEEKEND, FORMER
PRESIDENT TRUMP CALLED FOR THE 2020 ELECTION TO BE OVERTURNED BY TERMINATING THE
CONSTITUTION [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND TRUMP CAN ACTUALLY DO IT BECAUSE HE HAS THE REAL CONSTITUTION HANGING IN THE
BATHROOM AT MAR-A-LAGO [ LAUGHTER ] SO HE COULD --
TRUMP WANTS TO TERMINATE THE CONSTITUTION THEN A STAFFER HELD A BRICK TO
HIS EAR LIKE, "YEAH, WORKING ON IT NOW, SIR. YEAH."
WELL, LISTEN TO THIS, I READ THAT COMPARED TO PAST PRESIDENTS, BOOKS ABOUT
PRESIDENT BIDEN AREN'T SELLING MANY COPIES. YEAH, YOU CAN TELL THAT BIDEN
BOOKS AREN'T THAT EXCITING JUST LOOK AT THE BLURBS ON THE BACK
FOR INSTANCE, THIS CRITIC FROM "NEW YORK TIMES" WROTE, "EVEN FOR A GUY FROM DELAWARE, HE'S
BORING." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, "THE WASHINGTON POST"
WROTE, "JOE BIDEN IS THE MILLARD FILLMORE OF JAMES POLKS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THEN "USA TODAY" WROTE, "THIS MAKES MIKE PENCE'S BOOK FEEL
LIKE 'TOP GUN: MAVERICK.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS THE BLURBS ON THE BACK OF -- >> Steve: THESE ARE THE BLURBS
ON THE BACK OF THE BOOK, THE REAL HUMAN QUOTE >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: "TIME" MAGAZINE WROTE, "WHILE I READ THIS, MY
APPLE WATCH CALLED 9-1-1 'CAUSE MY HEART RATE HIT 20." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
AND FINALLY, "THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE" WROTE, "THIS BOOK IS GREAT -- AT KEEPING A TABLE
FROM WOBBLING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT
ON THE BACK OF THE -- >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: SOME ENTERTAINMENT
NEWS, A NEW EPISODE OF "WHITE LOTUS" DROPPED LAST NIGHT, AND IT WAS A REAL DOOZY.
>> Tariq: NO SPOILERS. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET. >> Jimmy: OH, I WASN'T GOING TO
SPOIL ANYTHING I WAS JUST SAYING IT WAS A GOOD EPISODE.
>> Tariq: I DON'T CARE I MIGHT BE ABLE TO EXTRAPOLATE INFORMATION FROM WHAT YOU SAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S POSSIBLE.
>> Tariq: JUST DON'T, OKAY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, FINE. WHAT ELSE CAN WE TALK ABOUT?
EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE SHOW -- >> Tariq: AH
NO SPOILERS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WAS JUST GOING TO
SAY THE DANCE SCENE IS GETTING A LOT OF BUZZ. >> Tariq: GREAT.
JIMMY, NOW I KNOW THERE'S A DANCE SCENE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S A DANCE SCENE. IT WAS HUGE ON TIKTOK.
>> Tariq: GREAT. NOW I KNOW IT'S HUGE ON TIKTOK [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, FINE. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT?
"YELLOWSTONE" IS BIG RIGHT NOW >> Tariq: I HAVEN'T SEEN IT. >> Jimmy: "VIOLENT NIGHT" IS
GETTING GOOD REVIEWS >> Tariq: HAVEN'T SEEN IT. >> Jimmy: TRAILER FOR "COCAINE
BEAR." * LA DEE DA DEE DA DA DA * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "THE SURVIVOR" FINALE IS -- * LOO LOO LOO
LOO LOO LO LOO LOO LOO * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, FINE.
FINE WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE NEWS INSTEAD.
ALL RIGHT? EVERYONE KNOWS THAT U.S. LOST TO THE NETHERLANDS
>> Tariq: IN WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PRESIDENT
JOE BIDEN -- >> Tariq: HE WON THE ELECTION? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DONALD TRUMP -- >> Tariq: HE WON THE ELECTION? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE >> Tariq: IT IS?
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ENOUGH. YOU'RE BEHIND ON EVERYTHING.
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS WHOLE TIME >> Tariq: WORDLE
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M ACTUALLY DOING TODAY'S PUZZLE RIGHT NOW
>> Jimmy: WELL, GET A LOAD OF THIS IT'S ACTUALLY WOKEN.
W-O-K-E-N. IT'S "WOKEN" IS THE WORD TODAY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: I SWEAR TO GOD [ LAUGHTER ] MOTHER[ BLEEP
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, HEY COME ON, MAN
WHOA, HEY! SORRY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
UNBELIEVABLE SORRY. >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: GUYS, GET THIS FOLLOWING A PAUSE DURING THE PANDEMIC, THE CATHOLIC CHURCH
HAS REINTRODUCED HANDSHAKES DURING MASS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
REALLY >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
PEACE BE WITH YOU, WOW >> Jimmy: YEP, SHAKING HANDS IN CHURCH OR AS MIKE PENCE CALLS
IT, "GOING ALL THE WAY." [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS
EVERYONE'S BEEN USING THIS NEW A.I. APP THAT TAKES YOUR SELFIES AND TURNS THEM INTO
BEAUTIFUL PORTRAITS. I DID MINE EARLIER TODAY LOOK AT -- LOOK AT MINE.
THEY MADE ME LOOK LIKE A -- [ LAUGHTER ] 1930s HOLLYWOOD STAR
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: QUEST, DID YOU TRY IT
>> Questlove: YEAH, I DID. CHECK IT OUT, MAN. >> Jimmy: OOH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: SEE? THAT'S WHAT I LOOK LIKE AS AN
IMPRESSIONIST PAINTING >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT. HIGGINS, DID YOU TRY IT?
>> Steve: YEAH TAKE A LOOK. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HEY, GOD WHAT FILTER IS THAT? >> Steve: FILTER
THAT WAS SATURDAY. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MOVING ON. HEY, GUYS, I HEARD ABOUT A A TATTOO REMOVAL STUDIO IN
LONDON THAT'S LASERING OFF KANYE WEST TATTOOS FOR FREE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S GREAT YOU JUST WALK IN AND SAY "MAKE MY YE A NAY.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FINALLY, WE HAVE EXACTLY TEN SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON
CHRISTMAS BREAK, WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION
IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS."
* 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMA
SWEATERS TEN DAYS LEFT * >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER AN
EXQUISITE CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS CABINET.
NOW, SINCE THERE ARE TEN SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER TEN.
[ CHEERS ] READY FOR THIS OOH.
* WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WOW. THIS IS -- OH, MY GOSH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH ALL RIGHT.
NOW, LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING TO GO HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT
NUMBER IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN
QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL, PLEASE [ DRUM ROLL
WHO WANTS A SWEATER? IT'S A GOOD ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
216! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON! * COME ON!
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON!
HOW YOU DOING? NICE TO SEE YOU. HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD. >> Jimmy: WHY DON'T YOU STAND OVER THERE
HERE YOU GO. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM
>> I'M LEAH, I'M FROM GERMANY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LEAH FROM GERMANY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW, WE LOVE GERMANY THANKS FOR COMING TO THE SHOW.
I APPRECIATE THIS. IT GETS COLD IN GERMANY, RIGHT >> IT DOES
>> Jimmy: YEAH, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS >> NOT YET
>> Jimmy: YEAH WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON? >> ABSOLUTELY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE GO FOR IT. THIS IS --
>> OH, MY GOSH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OH, IT'S VERY -- OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WOW. STUNNING STUNNING
GORGEOUS THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE I APPRECIATE THIS. LET'S GIVE OUR WINNER A ROUND
OF APPLAUSE. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
SELENA GOMEZ, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: GOOD LUCK. >> OKAY.
OH, I DON'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS ONE EITHER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THIS IS FOR THE WIN. >> OKAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." IT IS TIME TO PLAY "EGG
ROULETTE." BUT I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP
HER NEW DOCUMENTARY "SELENA GOMEZ: MY MIND AND ME" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON APPLE TV
PLUS PLEASE WELCOME SELENA GOMEZ! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* THANK YOU FOR COMING HIGGINS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO
EXPLAIN HOW THIS WORKS >> Steve: YES, JAMES [ LAUGHTER ]
IN MY HAND, I HAVE ONE DOZEN EGGS >> OH, GOD
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: EIGHT OF THEM HAVE BEEN HARD BOILED AND FOUR OF
THEM ARE STILL RAW YOU AND SELENA WILL TAKE TURNS SELECTING ONE EGG AT A TIME,
SMASHING IT UPON YOUR HEAD [ LAUGHTER ] YOU WON'T KNOW WHICH EGGS ARE
HARD BOILED OR RAW ONCE YOU CHOOSE AN EGG, YOU MUST SMASH THAT EGG UPON YOUR
HEAD >> Jimmy: OKAY >> Steve: NO PUT BACKS
>> Jimmy: NO PUT BACKS GOTCHA >> Steve: FIRST ONE TO SMASH
TWO EGGS UPON THEIR HEAD LOSES SELENA, WOULD YOU CHOOSE THE FIRST EGG?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BE CAREFUL BE CAREFUL
>> STOP IT YOU MAKE ME MAD. THIS IS THE THINGS YOU MAKE ME
DO >> Steve: GOOD LUCK! >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL
DO YOU FEEL CONFIDENT? >> I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OH LUCKY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: JAMES! NO
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC >> OOH YOU CAN DO IT.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE >> GO!
>> Jimmy: CAN I -- >> NO, DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ CHEERS ] [ SAD TUBA ] YES!
>> Jimmy: I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. GOSH
GOOD LUCK. >> OKAY. OH, I DON'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT
THIS ONE EITHER. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T? >> WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS
>> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU CAME ON DO YOU HAVE AN EVENT TONIGHT
AFTER THE SHOW >> NO. >> Jimmy: OH, PERFECT.
>> OH, GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ SCREAMING
* >> WHAT THE -- >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE NICEST
CRACKING >> SORRY, SORRY. >> Jimmy: YOU JUST DID A LITTLE
CRACKING LOOK AT THAT NOW YOU HAVE LIKE AN ELVIS SPIT
CURL >> GREAT THIS IS SO, SO SEXY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OOH, THIS IS GOOD. IT'S A TIE GAME.
>> Steve: TIE GAME 1-1. >> Jimmy: BUT THAT ONE IS
SUSPICIOUS >> OH, NO. YOU --
YEAH >> Jimmy: BA DA DA DA BA DE DE DE
OOH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> I'LL DO A GOOD ONE THIS TIME [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
OH, I DON'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS ONE EITHER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THIS IS FOR THE WIN. >> OKAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ SAD TUBA ] I DID THAT FOR YOU >> Jimmy: YOU DID THAT FOR ME.
SELENA GOMEZ THE GREATEST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE LOVE HAVING YOU ON THE SHOW WE'RE TALKING TO SELENA AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. SELENA GOMEZ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: AND YOU WROTE "COLE SPROUSE" HEART
[ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON COLE SPROUSE
>> YES, I DID. [ LAUGHTER ] AND MY FIRST KISS WAS HIS
BROTHER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A TALENTED ACTRESS AND A GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST, WHO'S NEW
DOCUMENTARY, "SELENA GOMEZ: MY MIND AND ME," IS STREAMING NOW ON APPLE TV PLUS
HER NEW SINGLE, "MY MIND AND ME" IS AVAILABLE NOW PLEASE WELCOME SELENA GOMEZ!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
DO YOU FEEL THE LOVE >> I DO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: PLEASE, THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. GOD, THEY LOVE YOU
WE LOVE YOU. >> I LOVE YOU. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING
BACK TO THE SHOW >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU
WERE GOING TO COME BACK AFTER LAST TIME. >> Jimmy: WE DID "HOT ONES" ON
THE SHOW >> THAT'S RIGHT. I WAS VERY UPSET WITH YOU.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE REALLY - >> I WAS SO MAD.
>> Jimmy: THE LAST TIME I SAW, I THINK YOU WERE VOMITING IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM
>> YES YOU CAME IN LIKE, "YOU GOOD? I'M LIKE, "NO, GET OUT OF MY
ROOM!" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT WAS SO FUNNY.
I TOLD YOU BACKSTAGE, BUT I REALLY MEAN THIS I WATCHED YOU DURING COVID
YOU DID SELENA PLUS CHEF AND MAN, IF YOU DON'T LOVE SELENA GOMEZ IN --
IF YOU CAN'T LOVE HER ANY MORE, WATCH THIS SHOW. YOU ARE SO CHARMING AND COOL
AND FUN. I JUST LOVED IT. >> BASICALLY I WAS AN IDIOT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, YOU WERE SO FUN. AND I LOVED IT
AND I GO, "OH, THAT'S JUST YOU BEING FUN AND COOL." I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT
I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT. AND THEN, I DON'T THINK I'VE TALKED TO YOU SINCE "ONLY
MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: IT'S MY FAVORITE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S THE BEST SHOW >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST SHOW >> I HAD SO MUCH FUN WORKING WITH STEVE AND MARTY IS
HONESTLY A DREAM THEY'RE INCREDIBLE >> Jimmy: DID YOU MEET THEM
BEFORE YOU DID THE SHOW? >> NO. NO I DIDN'T.
>> Jimmy: YOU JUST GOT CAST IN IT >> YEAH.
NO, I ACTUALLY MET WITH THEM BEFORE I GOT THE PART. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND ARE THEY RUBBING OFF ON YOU
>> OH, COMPLETELY. I'VE BECOME SNARKY AND A LITTLE GRUMPY
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, THEY'RE JUST THE BEST. >> Jimmy: THEY ARE TWO OF THE
FUNNIEST HUMAN BEINGS ON EARTH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH
ARE YOU SHOOTING SEASON THREE? >> YEAH, WE START IN JANUARY >> Jimmy: YOU DO
ALL RIGHT. GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I KNOW YOU WERE TELLING ME BACKSTAGE, YOU'RE LIKE, "OH YEAH, YOU DO THIS THING.
AND SOMETIMES YOU GO, "THEY JUST JOKE ALL THE TIME." >> YES
>> Jimmy: YEAH AND SOMETIMES YOU GO, YEAH, I'M GOING TO ROLL BY EYES.
>> OH, COMPLETELY. ARE YOU KIDDING ME I'M TRAINED TO ROLL MY EYES AT
BOTH OF THEM THEY'RE SO FUNNY AND THEY JUST -- THEY'LL TELL
THE SAME JOKES EVERY NOW AND THEN IT'S KIND OF LIKE, ALL RIGHT,
GUYS >> Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU JUST SAID SOMETHING AND
MARTY SHORT HAD A JOKE ABOUT MERYL STREEP - >> YES
>> Jimmy: -- AND YOU GOT TO MEET MERYL STREEP. >> YEAH, SHE CAME OVER TO THE
TABLE. >> Jimmy: SO -- AND YOU FREAKED OUT.
>> OH, MY GOSH I LOOKED LIKE I WAS GOING TO CRY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BECAUSE IT'S MERYL STREEP
>> IT'S MERYL STREEP >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE HAS THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE
>> YEAH, YOU THINK >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE DOES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND YOU NEVER MET BEFORE >> NO. SHE GRABBED MY HAND.
SHE KISSED MY HAND I WAS LIKE, "OH MY GOD!" >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A PICTURE.
I WANTED TO SHOW THIS. >> OH MY GOD >> Jimmy: SHE GRABBED YOUR HAND
HERE AND I GO, "THAT'S COOL." I HAD TO SHOW THIS
AND THEN HERE'S -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOK AT THIS
COME ON. >> I'M SO HAPPY. >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE SO
HAPPY. >> I'M SO HAPPY. >> Jimmy: HOW GREAT IS THAT?
>> IT WAS SUCH A SURREAL MOMENT HONESTLY YOU CAN ONLY DREAM OF, YOU
KNOW, MEETING HER OR WORKING WITH HER, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
SHE'S A -- SHE'S A STAR. SPEAKING OF STARS, LOOK AT THIS
>> OH, GOD >> Jimmy: COME ON, LOOK AT THIS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATS COVER OF "ROLLING STONE.
COME ON. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT ARTICLE,
BY THE WAY, IN HERE. AND WHAT I LIKED ABOUT IT IS ALSO YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR COMES
THROUGH IN THIS ARTICLE. BUT I KNOW YOU NAMED YOUR KIDNEY
>> YES >> Jimmy: YOU NAMED IT AFTER SOMEONE WE KNOW.
>> RIGHT SO, I GOT A KIDNEY TRANSPLANT A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.
AND AS A WAY OF COPING, I THOUGHT I WOULD NAME IT. IT'S WEIRD, I KNOW, BUT I DID.
AND I NAMED IT AFTER FRED ARMISEN [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
>> Jimmy: SO FRED ARMISEN IS THE NAME AND ANY -- WHY
>> BECAUSE I LOVE "PORTLANDIA" AND I LOVE EVERYTHING HE DOES. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND SO, I'M LIKE, "HEY, WATCH FRED, GUYS." YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: FRED ARISEN. AND DOES FRED ARMISEN KNOW >> YEAH, HE SENT ME FLOWERS.
I WAS SO EXCITED >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? DID HE REALLY?
[ LAUGHTER ] HE'S ACTUALLY SUPER FUN. >> YEAH, I HEARD HE'S AWESOME.
>> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD HANG OUT WITH HIM COULD WE TALK ABOUT "MY MIND
AND ME"? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE SINGLE IS OUT NOW.
AND FANS LOVE IT AND FANS ARE ALL GOING ON THE SOCIALS, "HEY, DOES THIS MEAN
THERE'S GOING TO BE MORE MUSIC? >> MM-HM
THAT'S ACCURATE. >> Jimmy: THERE IS GOING TO BE MORE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> FINALLY >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT.
>> I JUST -- I'M SO USED TO WRITING SAD GIRL SONGS BECAUSE I'M GOOD AT THAT
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE. >> BUT I'M READY TO HAVE SOME FUN, AND I THINK PEOPLE ARE
GOING TO LIKE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, I CAN'T WAIT
SO YOU'RE IN THE STUDIO NOW WORKING IT >> YES
I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT HERE, WHICH IS AWESOME >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY
[ CHEERS ] IT'S ALL HAPPENING YEAH, I KNOW, WE'RE ALL PART OF
IT [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE THE DOCUMENTARY
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND MAN, OH, MAN, I LOVE THAT YOU DID IT
I LOVE THAT YOU JUST KIND OF LET IT ALL OUT THERE AND WHEN DID YOU START FILMING
IT >> ABOUT SIX YEARS AGO -- SEVEN YEARS AGO.
>> Jimmy: SEVEN YEARS AGO? >> YEAH. AND WE KIND OF WENT THROUGH ALL
THE DIFFERENT PHASES OF MY LIFE FROM YOU KNOW, GETTING DIAGNOSED AND DOING ALL THE
THINGS I HAD TO GO THROUGH >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S ROUGH >> YEAH, IT IS
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE I CAN'T WATCH IT AND TO BE HONEST, I WAS SCARED
TO RELEASE IT. BUT I KNEW THAT -- I KNEW THAT BEING HONEST AND COMPLETELY
TRANSPARENT WAS WHAT I WANT TO BE KNOWN FOR I DON'T WANT TO BE AN
UNATTAINABLE THING I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT IT'S NOT JUST YOU AND THAT THEY'RE
NOT ALONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I TOOK FROM IT.
YEAH, ABSOLUTELY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU DO A LOT FOR MENTAL HEALTH
AND I KNOW YOU ACTUALLY VISITED THE WHITE HOUSE. >> RIGHT
>> Jimmy: AND MET WITH THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY >> YES
AND WE DISCUSSED MENTAL HEALTH NOW, I MEAN, THAT WAS JUST A A CONVERSATION
I HOPE THAT THERE'S MORE THAT'S GOING TO BE HAPPENING. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BUT IT WAS REALLY INCREDIBLE TO BE THERE WITH A BUNCH OF YOUNG PEOPLE DISCUSSING MENTAL
HEALTH AND THE CRISIS THAT WE'RE IN >> Jimmy: NOT ONLY THE
DOCUMENTARY SHOWS YOU PERFORMING AND WRITING SONGS AND RECORDING, BUT IT'S LIKE
THE TOURING AND ALSO ALL THE CHARITY WORK YOU DO. IT'S JUST A LOT FOR ONE HUMAN.
AND THAT'S WHAT I -- I MEAN, IT'S A LOT, WHAT YOU DO
>> I DON'T - >> Jimmy: GREAT THINGS >> I DON'T KNOW, YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I DO IT SOMETIMES. I'M REALLY TIRED
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT IT'S AMAZING THAT YOU DO
AND YOU GIVE AND WHEN YOU DO TRAVEL TO AFRICA AND YOU GO, "HEY, I FEEL
GREAT WHEN I DO THESE THINGS." >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S ANOTHER
GOOD MESSAGE I THINK PEOPLE CAN TAKE FROM THIS TOO LIKE WHEN YOU DO GIVE AND DO
SOMETHING FOR CHARITY, YOU FEEL GOOD >> COMPLETELY.
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A PURPOSE IN SOME WAYS I FEEL SELFISH BECAUSE I WANT TO DO MORE.
BUT I DO KNOW THAT I WON'T STOP THE FIGHT UNTIL THE DAY I DIE. I THINK MENTAL HEALTH IS
INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT AND SHOULD BE FOCUSED ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MY FAVORITE PART - ALSO, BY THE WAY, I'M IN IT. MY VOICE IS IN -
>> I KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] L >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT MY
FAVORITE PART. MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN YOU GO TO YOUR HOMETOWN WHERE YOU GREW
UP AND YOU GO TO YOUR HOUSE WHERE YOU WERE RAISED. >> YES
>> Jimmy: AND YOU HAVE THE HOME VIDEOS YOU'RE STILL SO CUTE
>> AH, THANKS. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU GO TO YOUR HOME AND YOU'RE LIKE, I
REMEMBER THIS AND THAT AND IT'S CHANGED. >> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU GO, "HEY, I THINK I WROTE ON THE BACK OF THIS DOOR OR A WALL?
>> YES, I DID. IT WAS A MIRROR. >> Jimmy: IT'S A MIRROR.
AND HE ACTUALLY STILL HAS IT >> YES, HE DOES. >> Jimmy: AND YOU WROTE
"COLE SPROUSE" HEART [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON
COLE SPROUSE >> YES, I DID. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND MY FIRST KISS WAS HIS BROTHER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT DYLAN? [ SAD TUBA ]
>> ON TV ON TV. >> Jimmy: YOU KISSED THE WRONG
SPROUSE? >> THEY WROTE IT IN THE SCRIPT THAT WAY
>> Jimmy: OH, OKAY IT WAS PART OF THE - >> IT WAS THE SHOW, YES.
>> Jimmy: OH, "SUITE LIFE WITH ZACK AND CODY. OKAY, SO YOU WENT ON THERE
BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THE SCENE WITH COLE? WERE YOU BUMMED SECRETLY
>> OH, I CAN'T SAY THAT. THAT ISN'T WHAT IT WAS >> Jimmy: NO
>> I THINK I FELT MUCH BETTER THAT IT WASN'T HIM BECAUSE I THINK I WOULD HAVE PROBABLY
BEEN AN IDIOT. >> Jimmy: HE WAS THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> HE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. >> Jimmy: HE WAS THE CRUSH
>> HE WAS. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO READ SOME REVIEWS ON THE DOCUMENTARY, BY
THE WAY. IF YOU WANT TO PLUG YOUR EARS. >> YEAH, JUST A LITTLE BIT
>> Jimmy: "SINCERE AND SOUL BEARING," "NEW YORK TIMES. "SELENA GOMEZ: MY MIND AND ME"
EXPLAINS MUCH ABOUT THE STAR, THE CULTURE AND MOVEMENT," "WALL STREET JOURNAL."
"ROLLING STONE" SAID PROFOUND AND POWERFUL IT'S 97% FRESH ON ROTTEN
TOMATOES IT'S A HIT, BUD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S COOL THAT YOU DID IT. IT'S REALLY GOOD THAT YOU DID IT
FOR EVERYONE OUT THERE, CHECK IT OUT PLEASE TAKE A LOOK
HERE'S SELENA'S NEW DOCUMENTARY, "SELENA GOMEZ: MY MIND AND ME.
CHECK THIS OUT
DIDN'T KNOW HOW I WOULD COPE WITH MY DIAGNOSIS.
WHAT IF IT HAPPENED AGAIN? WHAT IF THE NEXT TIME, I DIDN'T COME BACK?
I NEEDED TO KEEP LEARNING ABOUT IT I NEEDED TO TAKE IT DAY BY DAY
WHEN I WAS A KID, I WAS TERRIFIED OF THUNDERSTORMS I GREW UP IN TEXAS
I WAS SO SCARED THAT LIGHTNING AND THUNDER WOULD MEAN A A TORNADO WAS COMING
BUT MY MOM GAVE ME THESE BOOKS FOR KIDS THAT EXPLAINED STORMS AND LIGHTNING AND THUNDER AND
BASICALLY SAID, "THE MORE YOU LEARN ABOUT IT, THE LESS YOU'RE GOING TO BE AFRAID OF IT."
AND IT REALLY HELPED >> Jimmy: SELENA GOMEZ, EVERYONE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SELENA GOMEZ: MY MIND AND ME" IS STREAMING NOW ON APPLE TV
PLUS SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO JOINS US NEXT
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST, MOST SUCCESSFUL COMEDIANS ON THE
PLANET HIS BRAND NEW STAND-UP SPECIAL CALLED "SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO:
IS IT ME?" PREMIERES TOMORROW ON NETFLIX TOMORROW. PLEASE WELCOME
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT THAT'S WHAT I'M -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU FEELING IT SEBASTIAN, WELCOME BACK. >> OH, GOOD TO BE HERE
GREAT CROWD, GREAT BAND, GREAT HOST >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
THAT'S WHAT I'M -- YOU LOOK SHARP YOU LOOK GREAT
BY THE WAY, BACKSTAGE, I NOTICED YOU DON'T HAVE AN ENTOURAGE.
>> NO, I COME SOLO TO THESE THINGS THERE'S A LOT GOING ON BACK
THERE. A LOT OF PEOPLE BRINGING A LOT, 30, 35 PEOPLE.
AND I LOOK AT THAT, AND I GO, EVERY HEAD IS CASH >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S -- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT OKAY, I SEE.
YEAH SO, YOU DON'T MESS WITH THAT CAN I JUST TELL YOU HOW GREAT,
BY THE WAY -- THE SPECIAL IS FANTASTIC. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: "IS IT ME? YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH. AND WE'LL GET INTO THAT.
BUT ALSO, JUST ALL OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE IN YOUR WHOLE COMEDY
I WAS GOING TO SEND YOU THIS I WAS TELLING YOU BACKSTAGE, THERE'S KIDS -- THIS ONE KID IS
DOING AN IMPRESSION OF YOU SO GOOD, A FANTASTIC IMPRESSION I GO, I'M GOING TO SEND THAT TO
SEBASTIAN. THEN I FLIPPED AND I SAW ANOTHER KID DOING YOU.
AND THEN, THERE'S LIKE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. EVERYONE'S -- DOES THAT FEEL
GOOD WHEN PEOPLE DO IMPRESSIONS OF YOU >> NO.
>> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
>> IT'S FLATTERY I LIKE IT. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THIS IS IT
>> YEAH, NO, IT'S NICE, MAN. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET TO THIS POINT.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE SITTING HERE TALKING TO YOU ON "THE FALLON SHOW.
I MEAN, COME ON. >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON, BUDDY I'M SO HAPPY
I'M THANKFUL YOU'RE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND YOU'RE HERE DURING THE
HOLIDAYS >> LOVE IT >> Jimmy: HOW WAS YOUR
THANKSGIVING >> SO, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THANKSGIVING
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DON'T LIKE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FOOD AT THEIR HOUSE AND THEN
BRING IT TO MY HOUSE RIGHT? >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
I UNDERSTAND >> IT'S ALWAYS LEAKING, YOU KNOW
THERE'S, LIKE, A TRAIL FROM THEIR CAR -- [ LAUGHTER ]
-- TO MY KITCHEN >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND IT'S ALWAYS
UNIDENTIFIABLE THEY GOT TO EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS THEY'RE LIKE, "IT'S A FAMILY
RECIPE [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A LITTLE CINNAMON, PECAN,
CHICKEN -- CHICKEN? [ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS WONDERING WHERE TO PUT IT I'M LIKE, PUT IT NEAR THE
GARBAGE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE CLOSE
PLACE TO PUT IT. YEAH ARE YOU IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
HERE >> I AM IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
I'M MAKING EGGNOG THIS SATURDAY [ LAUGHTER ]
FOR A -- YEAH, SO, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY SATURDAY AT THE HOUSE.
RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> I WANTED IT SMALL,
14 PEOPLE. I'M GOING TO MAKE A LITTLE EGGNOG, HAVE THE PEOPLE COME
OVER BUT MY WIFE, IT'S BALLOONED TO 65 PEOPLE, ALL RIGHT
NOW, THE RECIPE ONLY GOES TO 14. SO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING
TO DO NOW THAT THERE'S 60. AND IT'S BALLOONED WHERE -- MY WIFE IS SO CREATIVE.
SHE'S AN ARTIST. SHE'S LIKE, WHAT IF WE GET A A REINDEER
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO -- YEAH.
>> Jimmy: LIKE A REAL -- A A REINDEER >> SHE WANTS -- LISTEN
WE'VE HAD THESE PARTIES, THESE ELABORATE PARTIES, AND LISTEN. I'M FROM THE MIDWEST
I'M VERY - [ CHEERS ] YEAH, I'M FROM CHICAGO
OUR PARTIES WERE VERY SIMPLE GROWING UP PLAYED GAMES
THERE WAS NOTHING -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> NOTHING TOO -
>> Jimmy: FANFARE. YOU DON'T NEED A BIG THING >> NO.
BUT MY WIFE, SHE'S GOT TO BE -- "WHAT ABOUT A SANTA ON THE ROOF?"
WE'RE NOT GETTING A SANTA ON THE ROOF [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DO THE KIDS LIKE IT? HOW OLD ARE THE KIDS >> IT'S NOT EVEN A KIDDY PARTY
THIS IS ADULTS >> Jimmy: YOU'RE HAVING EGGNOG >> EGGNOG FOR 65 ADULTS, AND MY
WIFE WANTS A REINDEER WALKING AROUND IN THE YARD SO, I SAID -- I HAD TO PUT A -
>> Jimmy: WALKING AROUND IN THE YARD >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE THE KIDS >> THEY'RE FIVE AND THEY'RE THREE AND I'M 49
AND THAT'S A 46-YEAR GAP [ LAUGHTER ] AND FOR OLDER PARENTS OUT
THERE, YOU START DOING MATH IF YOU'RE OLDER, YOU KNOW I COULD VERY WELL BE IN
A WHEELCHAIR AT MY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING, RIGHT >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
>> THEY'LL JUST WHEEL ME IN. THERE WILL BE A 10-MINUTE DISCUSSION
"WHERE DO YOU WANT TO PUT DAD? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHERE DO YOU WANT TO
PUT DAD? [ LAUGHTER ] WHERE DO YOU WANT TO PUT DAD
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HILARIOUS YOU'VE HAD A GREAT STAND-UP
CAREER YOU'VE DONE -- YOU SOLD OUT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN MULTIPLE
NIGHTS RADIO CITY - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S LIKE IT'S NOTHING DO YOU REMEMBER ONE OF THE WORST GIGS THAT YOU PLAYED
>> WORST GIGS? IT WAS IN MANTECA, CALIFORNIA. AND IT WAS A BOXING RING
NOW, THE PROBLEM WITH STAND-UP, PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN JUST THROW IT UP ANYWHERE AND IT'S
GOING TO WORK. SO, WE WALKED IN AND I ASKED THE GUY, "WHERE'S THE STAGE?
HE GOES, "WELL, IT'S THE BOXING RING." I SAID, "ALL RIGHT."
NOW, ON TOP OF THAT, THERE WAS A BOWLING ALLEY BEHIND THE BOXING RING.
SO, I'M DOING JOKES WHILE SOMEBODY BEHIND ME IS TRYING TO PICK UP A SPARE, RIGHT
[ LAUGHTER ] DOESN'T REALLY WORK WELL IN STAND-UP WHEN YOU'VE GOT
BOWLING AND BLOOD ON THE FLOOR OF THE STAGE >> Jimmy: NO WAY
I LOVE THOSE GIGS. I REMEMBER THAT. I REMEMBER THERE WAS ONE
RESTAURANT THAT STARTED. THEY JUST GO, "LET'S JUST HAVE COMEDY NIGHT IN THE
RESTAURANT." >> YEAH, JUST THROW IT UP. >> Jimmy: AND I JUST STARTED
DOING STAND-UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE -- PEOPLE ARE JUST EATING. PEOPLE ARE ORDERING HOT WINGS,
AND I'M GOING LIKE -- I'M DOING MY ACT IT WAS TERRIBLE.
>> NO INTRODUCTION >> Jimmy: NO >> THEY'RE LIKE, "GO UP.
I'M LIKE, "NO INTRODUCTION NO NOTHING?" AND I'M ON A MICROPHONE DOING
JOKES WHILE PEOPLE ARE GETTING -- >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER DO THE
GIGS WHERE THEY DON'T HAVE A A MICROPHONE >> OH, YEAH, YEAH.
THEY GO, "JUST YELL. >> Jimmy: JUST YELL. EXACTLY, YEAH.
WE'LL HAVE EVERYONE BE QUIET I DON'T WANT EVERYONE TO BE QUIET.
IT'S A STAND-UP SHOW >> AWFUL IT'S AWFUL
>> Jimmy: SO, THEN YOU DO YOUR SPECIAL NOW -- WHICH BY THE WAY, I LOVE THE LOOK
I MEAN, YOU'RE IN VEGAS. YOU'VE GOT THE TUXEDO. IT'S CALLED
"SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO: IS IT ME?" DID YOU WANT TO DO LIKE A WHOLE
RAT PACK TYPE OF VIBE. >> YEAH, I WANTED TO DO A THROW BACK TO THE RAT PACK WHERE
PEOPLE, WHEN THEY WENT OUT, DRESSED UP, HAD A TUXEDO ON. I ASKED THE AUDIENCE TO DRESS
UP ABOUT 20 PEOPLE DID. NICE
[ LAUGHTER ] I JUST WANTED TO DO A THROWBACK BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
ENTERTAINMENT BACK THEN SEEMED A LITTLE BIT MORE CLASSY BOW TIE, YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE
THING. SO, THAT -- I GIVE IT A LITTLE NOD TO THE PACK.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU LIKE VEGAS DID YOU LIKE PLAYING LAS VEGAS >> I LIKE IT
YOU KNOW, CROSS SECTION BETWEEN, YOU KNOW -- I LIKE THE WYNN HOTEL
THAT'S WHERE I LIKE TO PERFORM IT'S GOT A NICE VIBE THERE ALTHOUGH VEGAS HAS CHANGED
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, YOU USED TO GO TO THE POOL AND LAY OUT NOW YOU GO TO THE POOL AND YOU
CAN'T EVEN GET IN. I'M LIKE, I JUST WANT TO LAY OUT.
THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S GOING TO BE EIGHT GRAND. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: JUST TO LAY OUT AT THE POOL >> TO LAY OUT ON A LILY PAD IN
THE POOL [ LAUGHTER ] THE TITLE, YOU ASK THE
QUESTION, "IS IT ME? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS THIS BASED ON
SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS IN YOUR REAL LIFE? >> WELL, I CONSTANTLY WALK
AROUND AND LOOK AT TODAY'S ENVIRONMENT, AND I GO, IS IT ME OR -
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PEOPLE CAN RELATE.
BUT IS IT YOU? DO YOU THINK IT IS US? >> THE MORE AND MORE I GO
THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY, I'M FINDING A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE AGREEING WITH ME
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S NOT JUST YOU.
THERE'S MANY MORE, YEAH. I WANT TO SHOW A LITTLE BIT. HERE'S "SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO:
IS IT ME?" TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SPECIAL.
MONTH.
AND MY WIFE DON'T GET UP I'M UP RIGHT AWAY. AND I'M NOT ONE OF THESE GUYS
THAT GOES AND HANDLES IT, ALL RIGHT? I'M LIKE, "GET UP.
GET UP!" [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S LIKE, "WHAT?
WHAT'S GOING ON? I SAID, "THE ALARM THE ALARM'S ON."
SHE'S LIKE, "OH, JUST GO LOOK. YEAH, WHAT I'M GOING TO GO LOOK, TAKE TWO
TO THE HEAD WHILE YOU ESCAPE OUT THE BACK WITH OUR TWO KIDS AND START ANOTHER FAMILY WITH
SOME OTHER GUY [ BLEEP ] THAT GET ON MY BACK
WE'RE GOING OUT TOGETHER "GO LOOK." [ LAUGHTER ]
WHO THE HELL YOU THINK YOU MARRIED? RAMBO?
LET'S GO TOGETHER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: START ANOTHER FAMILY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO,
EVERYBODY! HIS STAND-UP SPECIAL PREMIERES TOMORROW GLOBALLY ON NETFLIX
BEABADOOBEE PERFORMS AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS HEADING ON TOUR WITH TAYLOR SWIFT NEXT YEAR
PERFORMING "THE PERFECT PAIR" FROM HER ALBUM "BEATOPIA," GIVE IT UP FOR BEABADOOBEE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* YOU OUGHT TO KNOW THA I THINK WE'RE ON
IN THE SAM I DON'T THINK WE * * COULD HELP IT
NO I DON'T THINK WE COULD HELP IT WE DON'T TALK MUCH *
* GUESS 'CAUSE NOTHIN HAS CHANGE I'M NOT SURE I LIKE IT
AND I'M SO TIRED * * OF FIGHTING IF I TOLD YO
YOU KNOW HOW T GO AND BREAK MY * * HEART IN TW
'CAUSE I WOULD ANYWAYS WE'D END UP LIKE ALWAY YOU KNOW ME *
* YOU BETTER SHOW M THAT YOU CAN SAY I TO MY FACE
'CAUSE YOU KNOW * * WE'RE THE SAM THERE'S WORSE THINGS
I CAN TAKE * * * I KNOW YOU HATE I
WHEN THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY I'M NOT QUITE SURE *
* WE'D FIX IT GUESS WE'RE SO USED TO IT * * WISH I HAD KNOWN THIS
FROM THE BEGINNING * * WE FIND IT HARD TO WORK OU
WHY WE HAVE ALL THIS DOUBT IF I TOLD YOU * * YOU KNOW HOW TO
GO AND BREAK M HEART IN TWO 'CAUSE I WOULD ANYWAYS *
* WE'D END UP LIKE ALWAYS YOU KNOW M YOU BETTER SHOW ME
THAT YOU CAN SAY * * IT TO MY FACE 'CAUSE YOU KNO
WE'RE THE SAME * * THERE'S WORSE THING I CAN TAKE *
* * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW
COME ON. THANKS, BUDDY. I APPRECIATE IT.
BEABADOOBEE! "BEATOPIA" IS OUT NOW! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
SELENA GOMEZ, SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO, BEABADOOBEE, ONCE AGAIN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE.