1 00:00:08,541 --> 00:00:09,943 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:16,383 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:19,986 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SELENA GOMEZ 4 00:00:19,986 --> 00:00:25,358 SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO MUSICAL GUEST, BEABADOOBEE AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:31,097 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1759 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:38,772 >> Questlove: 1759 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:57,257 * * 8 00:00:57,257 --> 00:01:02,729 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. WOW. 9 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:06,900 I LOVE YOU WELCOME. WELCOME, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:10,704 ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 11 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:13,673 YEAH, YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU MADE IT. 12 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:16,943 IT IS THE HOLIDAY SEASON ISN'T IT A GREAT TIME TO BE HERE IN NEW YORK CITY? 13 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:21,114 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DON'T IT FEEL GOOD BUT I JUST SAW THAT THE POLICE 14 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:26,553 JUST WARNED TOURISTS TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR PICKPOCKETS. AND EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE 15 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:30,490 WHO JUST CHECKED YOUR POCKETS, IT'S TOO LATE NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:33,226 YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE. THAT'S WHY THIS TIME OF YEAR, INSTEAD OF A WALLET, I KEEP ALL 17 00:01:33,226 --> 00:01:36,629 MY MONEY IN CRYPTO [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, PICKPOCKETS ARE 18 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:39,899 EVERYWHERE BECAUSE NOTHING RUINS A WEEK OF $200 BROADWAY TICKETS AND 19 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:44,504 $12 PRETZELS LIKE GETTING RIPPED OFF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 20 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:46,773 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS FOR THE HOLIDAYS, AFTER MORE THAN 21 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:52,112 A YEAR OF RECORD INFLATION, IT LOOKS LIKE PRICES ARE FINALLY STARTING TO GO DOWN. 22 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:57,117 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH SO -- SO, TAKE THAT, ANNOYING 23 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:04,824 PEOPLE WHO FINISHED ALL THEIR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING IN NOVEMBER [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:09,529 WE WIN SOME POLITICAL NEWS, TOMORROW IS THE GEORGIA SENATE RUNOFF 25 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:13,266 BETWEEN HERSCHEL WALKER AND SENATOR RAPHAEL WARNOCK. WARNOCK SUPPORTERS SAID THAT 26 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:15,101 THEY'RE VOTING FOR HIM BECAUSE OF HIS POLICIES, WHILE WALKER'S SUPPORTERS SAY THEY'RE VOTING 27 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:21,174 FOR HIM BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY [ LAUGHTER ] MORE THAN 1.8 MILLION GEORGIA 28 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:25,578 RESIDENTS HAVE ALREADY VOTED, AND THAT'S JUST HERSCHEL WALKER'S CHILDREN 29 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:29,315 [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ APPLAUSE ] 30 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,084 RIGHT NOW -- RIGHT NOW -- RIGHT NOW, WARNOCK IS LEADING WALKER IN THE POLLS BY ABOUT FOUR 31 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:38,825 POINTS YEAH, ONLY FOUR POINTS THAT EXPLAINS WARNOCK'S SLOGAN, 32 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:44,164 "EVEN IF I WIN, I'M GENUINELY HURT." [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,498 IT'S LIKE -- IT'S ONLY FOUR POINTS TOMORROW IS THE BIG RUNOFF 34 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:48,234 BETWEEN HERSCHEL WALKER AND RAPHAEL WARNOCK. AND I MUST SAY, IT'S NICE TO 35 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:51,271 SEE TWO CANDIDATES SET ASIDE THEIR PERSONAL ATTACKS AND FOCUS ON REAL ISSUES IN THEIR 36 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,673 CAMPAIGN CHECK OUT THIS AD FOR HERSCHEL WALKER. 37 00:02:55,408 --> 00:03:03,049 LET GEORGIANS KNOW WHERE HE STANDS ON THE IMPORTANT ISSUES LIKE TAXES, JOBS, AND VAMPIRES 38 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:04,584 >> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW, VAMPIRES ARE SOME COOL PEOPLE, ARE THEY NOT 39 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:08,655 BUT I'MA TELL YOU SOMETHING TODAY I FOUND OUT. A WEREWOLF CAN KILL A VAMPIRE. 40 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:12,826 DID YOU KNOW THAT? >> WHERE DOES RAPHAEL WARNOCK STAND ON VAMPIRES? 41 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:17,464 HE'S NEVER TOLD US BUT HERSCHEL WALKER HAS. >> BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT 42 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:20,467 TO HAVE A STAKE, GOT TO HAVE A A THING TO KILL THEM IN THE HEART. 43 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:24,170 AND YOU GOT A NECKLACE OF GARLIC, 'CAUSE THAT WORK I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DOES, BUT 44 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:26,906 IT WORK. YOU GOT TO HAVE A CROSS BECAUSE IT BURNS 45 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:28,875 I KNOW THAT WORKS. >> HERSCHEL WALKER, SOLUTIONS FOR GEORGIA. 46 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:34,147 SOLUTIONS FOR VAMPIRES >> SO, I DON'T WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE ANYMORE. 47 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:42,555 I WANT TO BE A WEREWOLF. [ HOWLING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 48 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,624 >> Jimmy: WELL, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS OVER THE WEEKEND, FORMER 49 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:47,093 PRESIDENT TRUMP CALLED FOR THE 2020 ELECTION TO BE OVERTURNED BY TERMINATING THE 50 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:51,965 CONSTITUTION [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 51 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:54,367 AND TRUMP CAN ACTUALLY DO IT BECAUSE HE HAS THE REAL CONSTITUTION HANGING IN THE 52 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:59,372 BATHROOM AT MAR-A-LAGO [ LAUGHTER ] SO HE COULD -- 53 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:03,376 TRUMP WANTS TO TERMINATE THE CONSTITUTION THEN A STAFFER HELD A BRICK TO 54 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:05,845 HIS EAR LIKE, "YEAH, WORKING ON IT NOW, SIR. YEAH." 55 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:07,414 WELL, LISTEN TO THIS, I READ THAT COMPARED TO PAST PRESIDENTS, BOOKS ABOUT 56 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:12,786 PRESIDENT BIDEN AREN'T SELLING MANY COPIES. YEAH, YOU CAN TELL THAT BIDEN 57 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:15,555 BOOKS AREN'T THAT EXCITING JUST LOOK AT THE BLURBS ON THE BACK 58 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,524 FOR INSTANCE, THIS CRITIC FROM "NEW YORK TIMES" WROTE, "EVEN FOR A GUY FROM DELAWARE, HE'S 59 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:23,263 BORING." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, "THE WASHINGTON POST" 60 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:27,067 WROTE, "JOE BIDEN IS THE MILLARD FILLMORE OF JAMES POLKS. 61 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:31,171 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THEN "USA TODAY" WROTE, "THIS MAKES MIKE PENCE'S BOOK FEEL 62 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:36,543 LIKE 'TOP GUN: MAVERICK.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. 63 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:38,678 >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE BLURBS ON THE BACK OF -- >> Steve: THESE ARE THE BLURBS 64 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:42,549 ON THE BACK OF THE BOOK, THE REAL HUMAN QUOTE >> Jimmy: YEAH 65 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:44,084 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: "TIME" MAGAZINE WROTE, "WHILE I READ THIS, MY 66 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:47,821 APPLE WATCH CALLED 9-1-1 'CAUSE MY HEART RATE HIT 20." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 67 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:51,091 AND FINALLY, "THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE" WROTE, "THIS BOOK IS GREAT -- AT KEEPING A TABLE 68 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:53,326 FROM WOBBLING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT 69 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:57,897 ON THE BACK OF THE -- >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: SOME ENTERTAINMENT 70 00:04:57,897 --> 00:05:02,335 NEWS, A NEW EPISODE OF "WHITE LOTUS" DROPPED LAST NIGHT, AND IT WAS A REAL DOOZY. 71 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:05,605 >> Tariq: NO SPOILERS. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET. >> Jimmy: OH, I WASN'T GOING TO 72 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:07,374 SPOIL ANYTHING I WAS JUST SAYING IT WAS A GOOD EPISODE. 73 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:10,777 >> Tariq: I DON'T CARE I MIGHT BE ABLE TO EXTRAPOLATE INFORMATION FROM WHAT YOU SAY. 74 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:13,813 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S POSSIBLE. 75 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:18,118 >> Tariq: JUST DON'T, OKAY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, FINE. WHAT ELSE CAN WE TALK ABOUT? 76 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:20,587 EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE SHOW -- >> Tariq: AH 77 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:23,456 NO SPOILERS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WAS JUST GOING TO 78 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:25,725 SAY THE DANCE SCENE IS GETTING A LOT OF BUZZ. >> Tariq: GREAT. 79 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:28,595 JIMMY, NOW I KNOW THERE'S A DANCE SCENE. [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:31,531 >> Jimmy: EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S A DANCE SCENE. IT WAS HUGE ON TIKTOK. 81 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:35,669 >> Tariq: GREAT. NOW I KNOW IT'S HUGE ON TIKTOK [ LAUGHTER ] 82 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,304 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, FINE. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT? 83 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:41,574 "YELLOWSTONE" IS BIG RIGHT NOW >> Tariq: I HAVEN'T SEEN IT. >> Jimmy: "VIOLENT NIGHT" IS 84 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:46,079 GETTING GOOD REVIEWS >> Tariq: HAVEN'T SEEN IT. >> Jimmy: TRAILER FOR "COCAINE 85 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:48,381 BEAR." * LA DEE DA DEE DA DA DA * [ LAUGHTER ] 86 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:50,216 >> Jimmy: "THE SURVIVOR" FINALE IS -- * LOO LOO LOO 87 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:52,852 LOO LOO LO LOO LOO LOO * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, FINE. 88 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,187 FINE WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE NEWS INSTEAD. 89 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,922 ALL RIGHT? EVERYONE KNOWS THAT U.S. LOST TO THE NETHERLANDS 90 00:05:55,922 --> 00:06:03,129 >> Tariq: IN WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PRESIDENT 91 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:07,067 JOE BIDEN -- >> Tariq: HE WON THE ELECTION? [ LAUGHTER ] 92 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:10,770 >> Jimmy: DONALD TRUMP -- >> Tariq: HE WON THE ELECTION? [ LAUGHTER ] 93 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:13,606 >> Jimmy: CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE >> Tariq: IT IS? 94 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:16,142 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ENOUGH. YOU'RE BEHIND ON EVERYTHING. 95 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,044 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS WHOLE TIME >> Tariq: WORDLE 96 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:21,381 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M ACTUALLY DOING TODAY'S PUZZLE RIGHT NOW 97 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:24,551 >> Jimmy: WELL, GET A LOAD OF THIS IT'S ACTUALLY WOKEN. 98 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:27,387 W-O-K-E-N. IT'S "WOKEN" IS THE WORD TODAY [ LAUGHTER ] 99 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:31,424 >> Tariq: I SWEAR TO GOD [ LAUGHTER ] MOTHER[ BLEEP 100 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:33,827 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, HEY COME ON, MAN 101 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:39,966 WHOA, HEY! SORRY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 102 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:45,305 UNBELIEVABLE SORRY. >> Steve: WOW. 103 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:48,641 >> Jimmy: GUYS, GET THIS FOLLOWING A PAUSE DURING THE PANDEMIC, THE CATHOLIC CHURCH 104 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:53,179 HAS REINTRODUCED HANDSHAKES DURING MASS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 105 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:57,117 REALLY >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 106 00:06:57,117 --> 00:07:00,020 PEACE BE WITH YOU, WOW >> Jimmy: YEP, SHAKING HANDS IN CHURCH OR AS MIKE PENCE CALLS 107 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:04,657 IT, "GOING ALL THE WAY." [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS 108 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,326 EVERYONE'S BEEN USING THIS NEW A.I. APP THAT TAKES YOUR SELFIES AND TURNS THEM INTO 109 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:12,098 BEAUTIFUL PORTRAITS. I DID MINE EARLIER TODAY LOOK AT -- LOOK AT MINE. 110 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:15,935 THEY MADE ME LOOK LIKE A -- [ LAUGHTER ] 1930s HOLLYWOOD STAR 111 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,671 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: QUEST, DID YOU TRY IT 112 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,739 >> Questlove: YEAH, I DID. CHECK IT OUT, MAN. >> Jimmy: OOH. 113 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:22,375 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: SEE? THAT'S WHAT I LOOK LIKE AS AN 114 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,444 IMPRESSIONIST PAINTING >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT. HIGGINS, DID YOU TRY IT? 115 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,614 >> Steve: YEAH TAKE A LOOK. [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:33,953 >> Jimmy: HEY, GOD WHAT FILTER IS THAT? >> Steve: FILTER 117 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:38,058 THAT WAS SATURDAY. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 118 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:43,463 MOVING ON. HEY, GUYS, I HEARD ABOUT A A TATTOO REMOVAL STUDIO IN 119 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:50,670 LONDON THAT'S LASERING OFF KANYE WEST TATTOOS FOR FREE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 120 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:56,576 THAT'S GREAT YOU JUST WALK IN AND SAY "MAKE MY YE A NAY. 121 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:58,778 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FINALLY, WE HAVE EXACTLY TEN SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON 122 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:02,716 CHRISTMAS BREAK, WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION 123 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:05,085 "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." 124 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:07,287 * 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMA 125 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:14,627 SWEATERS TEN DAYS LEFT * >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 126 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,262 EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER AN 127 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:17,697 EXQUISITE CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS CABINET. 128 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:26,873 NOW, SINCE THERE ARE TEN SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER TEN. 129 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:32,045 [ CHEERS ] READY FOR THIS OOH. 130 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:38,785 * WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 131 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:50,163 WOW. THIS IS -- OH, MY GOSH. 132 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,065 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH ALL RIGHT. 133 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,401 NOW, LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING TO GO HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT 134 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:57,570 NUMBER IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN 135 00:08:57,570 --> 00:09:00,640 QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL, PLEASE [ DRUM ROLL 136 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:05,345 WHO WANTS A SWEATER? IT'S A GOOD ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 137 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:11,351 216! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 138 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:19,025 COME ON! * COME ON! 139 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:25,231 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON! 140 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,200 HOW YOU DOING? NICE TO SEE YOU. HOW ARE YOU? 141 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,035 >> GOOD. >> Jimmy: WHY DON'T YOU STAND OVER THERE 142 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:32,439 HERE YOU GO. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM 143 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,107 >> I'M LEAH, I'M FROM GERMANY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LEAH FROM GERMANY! 144 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:37,377 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW, WE LOVE GERMANY THANKS FOR COMING TO THE SHOW. 145 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:41,414 I APPRECIATE THIS. IT GETS COLD IN GERMANY, RIGHT >> IT DOES 146 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:45,118 >> Jimmy: YEAH, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS >> NOT YET 147 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,320 >> Jimmy: YEAH WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON? >> ABSOLUTELY. 148 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,955 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE GO FOR IT. THIS IS -- 149 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:57,831 >> OH, MY GOSH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 150 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:02,402 >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S VERY -- OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 151 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:05,572 WOW. STUNNING STUNNING 152 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:08,208 GORGEOUS THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 153 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,276 HERE I APPRECIATE THIS. LET'S GIVE OUR WINNER A ROUND 154 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:14,414 OF APPLAUSE. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 155 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:17,584 SELENA GOMEZ, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 156 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:30,597 * >> Jimmy: GOOD LUCK. >> OKAY. 157 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,465 OH, I DON'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS ONE EITHER. [ LAUGHTER ] 158 00:10:32,465 --> 00:11:22,382 >> Jimmy: THIS IS FOR THE WIN. >> OKAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 159 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:26,219 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." IT IS TIME TO PLAY "EGG 160 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:29,089 ROULETTE." BUT I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP 161 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:32,992 HER NEW DOCUMENTARY "SELENA GOMEZ: MY MIND AND ME" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON APPLE TV 162 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:37,097 PLUS PLEASE WELCOME SELENA GOMEZ! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 163 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:45,772 * THANK YOU FOR COMING HIGGINS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO 164 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:50,110 EXPLAIN HOW THIS WORKS >> Steve: YES, JAMES [ LAUGHTER ] 165 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,345 IN MY HAND, I HAVE ONE DOZEN EGGS >> OH, GOD 166 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:56,116 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: EIGHT OF THEM HAVE BEEN HARD BOILED AND FOUR OF 167 00:11:56,116 --> 00:12:00,754 THEM ARE STILL RAW YOU AND SELENA WILL TAKE TURNS SELECTING ONE EGG AT A TIME, 168 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:05,058 SMASHING IT UPON YOUR HEAD [ LAUGHTER ] YOU WON'T KNOW WHICH EGGS ARE 169 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:11,264 HARD BOILED OR RAW ONCE YOU CHOOSE AN EGG, YOU MUST SMASH THAT EGG UPON YOUR 170 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,333 HEAD >> Jimmy: OKAY >> Steve: NO PUT BACKS 171 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,969 >> Jimmy: NO PUT BACKS GOTCHA >> Steve: FIRST ONE TO SMASH 172 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:23,276 TWO EGGS UPON THEIR HEAD LOSES SELENA, WOULD YOU CHOOSE THE FIRST EGG? 173 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:28,848 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BE CAREFUL BE CAREFUL 174 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:32,185 >> STOP IT YOU MAKE ME MAD. THIS IS THE THINGS YOU MAKE ME 175 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:35,622 DO >> Steve: GOOD LUCK! >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL 176 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,258 DO YOU FEEL CONFIDENT? >> I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: OKAY 177 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:41,661 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OH LUCKY. 178 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:49,969 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: JAMES! NO 179 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:59,679 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC >> OOH YOU CAN DO IT. 180 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,515 >> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE >> GO! 181 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:10,390 >> Jimmy: CAN I -- >> NO, DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 182 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:19,699 [ CHEERS ] [ SAD TUBA ] YES! 183 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,668 >> Jimmy: I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. GOSH 184 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:28,775 GOOD LUCK. >> OKAY. OH, I DON'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT 185 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:33,880 THIS ONE EITHER. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T? >> WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS 186 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,316 >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU CAME ON DO YOU HAVE AN EVENT TONIGHT 187 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,585 AFTER THE SHOW >> NO. >> Jimmy: OH, PERFECT. 188 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,687 >> OH, GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ SCREAMING 189 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:47,460 * >> WHAT THE -- >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE NICEST 190 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:50,730 CRACKING >> SORRY, SORRY. >> Jimmy: YOU JUST DID A LITTLE 191 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:54,334 CRACKING LOOK AT THAT NOW YOU HAVE LIKE AN ELVIS SPIT 192 00:13:54,334 --> 00:14:00,040 CURL >> GREAT THIS IS SO, SO SEXY. 193 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:07,781 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OOH, THIS IS GOOD. IT'S A TIE GAME. 194 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,849 >> Steve: TIE GAME 1-1. >> Jimmy: BUT THAT ONE IS 195 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,484 SUSPICIOUS >> OH, NO. YOU -- 196 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,153 YEAH >> Jimmy: BA DA DA DA BA DE DE DE 197 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:18,825 OOH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 198 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:25,265 >> I'LL DO A GOOD ONE THIS TIME [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC 199 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,568 OH, I DON'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS ONE EITHER. [ LAUGHTER ] 200 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,970 >> Jimmy: THIS IS FOR THE WIN. >> OKAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 201 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:36,743 [ SAD TUBA ] I DID THAT FOR YOU >> Jimmy: YOU DID THAT FOR ME. 202 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:41,081 SELENA GOMEZ THE GREATEST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 203 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:44,517 WE LOVE HAVING YOU ON THE SHOW WE'RE TALKING TO SELENA AFTER THE BREAK. 204 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:48,088 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. SELENA GOMEZ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 205 00:14:48,088 --> 00:15:03,436 * >> Jimmy: AND YOU WROTE "COLE SPROUSE" HEART 206 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:06,906 [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON COLE SPROUSE 207 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,310 >> YES, I DID. [ LAUGHTER ] AND MY FIRST KISS WAS HIS 208 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:25,392 BROTHER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT 209 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,193 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A TALENTED ACTRESS AND A GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST, WHO'S NEW 210 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:35,769 DOCUMENTARY, "SELENA GOMEZ: MY MIND AND ME," IS STREAMING NOW ON APPLE TV PLUS 211 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:40,974 HER NEW SINGLE, "MY MIND AND ME" IS AVAILABLE NOW PLEASE WELCOME SELENA GOMEZ! 212 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:55,088 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 213 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:58,191 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 214 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:05,498 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 215 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:11,171 DO YOU FEEL THE LOVE >> I DO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 216 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:15,342 >> Jimmy: PLEASE, THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. GOD, THEY LOVE YOU 217 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,110 WE LOVE YOU. >> I LOVE YOU. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING 218 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,112 BACK TO THE SHOW >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU 219 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,181 WERE GOING TO COME BACK AFTER LAST TIME. >> Jimmy: WE DID "HOT ONES" ON 220 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:29,456 THE SHOW >> THAT'S RIGHT. I WAS VERY UPSET WITH YOU. 221 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,624 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE REALLY - >> I WAS SO MAD. 222 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,259 >> Jimmy: THE LAST TIME I SAW, I THINK YOU WERE VOMITING IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM 223 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,462 >> YES YOU CAME IN LIKE, "YOU GOOD? I'M LIKE, "NO, GET OUT OF MY 224 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,297 ROOM!" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT WAS SO FUNNY. 225 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,733 I TOLD YOU BACKSTAGE, BUT I REALLY MEAN THIS I WATCHED YOU DURING COVID 226 00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:44,104 YOU DID SELENA PLUS CHEF AND MAN, IF YOU DON'T LOVE SELENA GOMEZ IN -- 227 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:47,273 IF YOU CAN'T LOVE HER ANY MORE, WATCH THIS SHOW. YOU ARE SO CHARMING AND COOL 228 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,110 AND FUN. I JUST LOVED IT. >> BASICALLY I WAS AN IDIOT. 229 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:53,179 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, YOU WERE SO FUN. AND I LOVED IT 230 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,349 AND I GO, "OH, THAT'S JUST YOU BEING FUN AND COOL." I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT 231 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,752 I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT. AND THEN, I DON'T THINK I'VE TALKED TO YOU SINCE "ONLY 232 00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:01,254 MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: IT'S MY FAVORITE 233 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:05,025 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S THE BEST SHOW >> YEAH. 234 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,694 >> Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST SHOW >> I HAD SO MUCH FUN WORKING WITH STEVE AND MARTY IS 235 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,663 HONESTLY A DREAM THEY'RE INCREDIBLE >> Jimmy: DID YOU MEET THEM 236 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,266 BEFORE YOU DID THE SHOW? >> NO. NO I DIDN'T. 237 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,368 >> Jimmy: YOU JUST GOT CAST IN IT >> YEAH. 238 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,870 NO, I ACTUALLY MET WITH THEM BEFORE I GOT THE PART. >> Jimmy: YEAH 239 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,039 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND ARE THEY RUBBING OFF ON YOU 240 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:22,342 >> OH, COMPLETELY. I'VE BECOME SNARKY AND A LITTLE GRUMPY 241 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:26,112 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, THEY'RE JUST THE BEST. >> Jimmy: THEY ARE TWO OF THE 242 00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:29,549 FUNNIEST HUMAN BEINGS ON EARTH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 243 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,519 ARE YOU SHOOTING SEASON THREE? >> YEAH, WE START IN JANUARY >> Jimmy: YOU DO 244 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:36,456 ALL RIGHT. GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 245 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:40,060 I KNOW YOU WERE TELLING ME BACKSTAGE, YOU'RE LIKE, "OH YEAH, YOU DO THIS THING. 246 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:45,298 AND SOMETIMES YOU GO, "THEY JUST JOKE ALL THE TIME." >> YES 247 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,267 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND SOMETIMES YOU GO, YEAH, I'M GOING TO ROLL BY EYES. 248 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,135 >> OH, COMPLETELY. ARE YOU KIDDING ME I'M TRAINED TO ROLL MY EYES AT 249 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:51,471 BOTH OF THEM THEY'RE SO FUNNY AND THEY JUST -- THEY'LL TELL 250 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,506 THE SAME JOKES EVERY NOW AND THEN IT'S KIND OF LIKE, ALL RIGHT, 251 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,109 GUYS >> Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU JUST SAID SOMETHING AND 252 00:17:56,109 --> 00:18:00,814 MARTY SHORT HAD A JOKE ABOUT MERYL STREEP - >> YES 253 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,782 >> Jimmy: -- AND YOU GOT TO MEET MERYL STREEP. >> YEAH, SHE CAME OVER TO THE 254 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,418 TABLE. >> Jimmy: SO -- AND YOU FREAKED OUT. 255 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,619 >> OH, MY GOSH I LOOKED LIKE I WAS GOING TO CRY. 256 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,556 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BECAUSE IT'S MERYL STREEP 257 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,658 >> IT'S MERYL STREEP >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE HAS THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE 258 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,394 >> YEAH, YOU THINK >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE DOES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 259 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,796 AND YOU NEVER MET BEFORE >> NO. SHE GRABBED MY HAND. 260 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,432 SHE KISSED MY HAND I WAS LIKE, "OH MY GOD!" >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A PICTURE. 261 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,268 I WANTED TO SHOW THIS. >> OH MY GOD >> Jimmy: SHE GRABBED YOUR HAND 262 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,671 HERE AND I GO, "THAT'S COOL." I HAD TO SHOW THIS 263 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,740 AND THEN HERE'S -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOK AT THIS 264 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:32,645 COME ON. >> I'M SO HAPPY. >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE SO 265 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,714 HAPPY. >> I'M SO HAPPY. >> Jimmy: HOW GREAT IS THAT? 266 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,250 >> IT WAS SUCH A SURREAL MOMENT HONESTLY YOU CAN ONLY DREAM OF, YOU 267 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,753 KNOW, MEETING HER OR WORKING WITH HER, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. 268 00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:43,490 SHE'S A -- SHE'S A STAR. SPEAKING OF STARS, LOOK AT THIS 269 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,325 >> OH, GOD >> Jimmy: COME ON, LOOK AT THIS 270 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:51,231 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATS COVER OF "ROLLING STONE. 271 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,533 COME ON. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT ARTICLE, 272 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,169 BY THE WAY, IN HERE. AND WHAT I LIKED ABOUT IT IS ALSO YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR COMES 273 00:18:56,169 --> 00:19:01,307 THROUGH IN THIS ARTICLE. BUT I KNOW YOU NAMED YOUR KIDNEY 274 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:06,012 >> YES >> Jimmy: YOU NAMED IT AFTER SOMEONE WE KNOW. 275 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:09,282 >> RIGHT SO, I GOT A KIDNEY TRANSPLANT A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. 276 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:14,187 AND AS A WAY OF COPING, I THOUGHT I WOULD NAME IT. IT'S WEIRD, I KNOW, BUT I DID. 277 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,823 AND I NAMED IT AFTER FRED ARMISEN [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 278 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,859 >> Jimmy: SO FRED ARMISEN IS THE NAME AND ANY -- WHY 279 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:23,596 >> BECAUSE I LOVE "PORTLANDIA" AND I LOVE EVERYTHING HE DOES. [ LAUGHTER ] 280 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,666 AND SO, I'M LIKE, "HEY, WATCH FRED, GUYS." YOU KNOW 281 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,036 >> Jimmy: FRED ARISEN. AND DOES FRED ARMISEN KNOW >> YEAH, HE SENT ME FLOWERS. 282 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:33,106 I WAS SO EXCITED >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? DID HE REALLY? 283 00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:36,609 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S ACTUALLY SUPER FUN. >> YEAH, I HEARD HE'S AWESOME. 284 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,144 >> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD HANG OUT WITH HIM COULD WE TALK ABOUT "MY MIND 285 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:47,087 AND ME"? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE SINGLE IS OUT NOW. 286 00:19:47,087 --> 00:19:49,622 AND FANS LOVE IT AND FANS ARE ALL GOING ON THE SOCIALS, "HEY, DOES THIS MEAN 287 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:53,760 THERE'S GOING TO BE MORE MUSIC? >> MM-HM 288 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,829 THAT'S ACCURATE. >> Jimmy: THERE IS GOING TO BE MORE 289 00:19:55,829 --> 00:20:02,936 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> FINALLY >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 290 00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:05,005 >> I JUST -- I'M SO USED TO WRITING SAD GIRL SONGS BECAUSE I'M GOOD AT THAT 291 00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:08,074 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE. >> BUT I'M READY TO HAVE SOME FUN, AND I THINK PEOPLE ARE 292 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:13,113 GOING TO LIKE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, I CAN'T WAIT 293 00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:16,616 SO YOU'RE IN THE STUDIO NOW WORKING IT >> YES 294 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,585 I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT HERE, WHICH IS AWESOME >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY 295 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,987 [ CHEERS ] IT'S ALL HAPPENING YEAH, I KNOW, WE'RE ALL PART OF 296 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,522 IT [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE THE DOCUMENTARY 297 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,258 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND MAN, OH, MAN, I LOVE THAT YOU DID IT 298 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,494 I LOVE THAT YOU JUST KIND OF LET IT ALL OUT THERE AND WHEN DID YOU START FILMING 299 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:31,464 IT >> ABOUT SIX YEARS AGO -- SEVEN YEARS AGO. 300 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:35,201 >> Jimmy: SEVEN YEARS AGO? >> YEAH. AND WE KIND OF WENT THROUGH ALL 301 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,936 THE DIFFERENT PHASES OF MY LIFE FROM YOU KNOW, GETTING DIAGNOSED AND DOING ALL THE 302 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:44,477 THINGS I HAD TO GO THROUGH >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S ROUGH >> YEAH, IT IS 303 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,946 I'M NOT GOING TO LIE I CAN'T WATCH IT AND TO BE HONEST, I WAS SCARED 304 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:50,283 TO RELEASE IT. BUT I KNEW THAT -- I KNEW THAT BEING HONEST AND COMPLETELY 305 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:54,888 TRANSPARENT WAS WHAT I WANT TO BE KNOWN FOR I DON'T WANT TO BE AN 306 00:20:54,888 --> 00:20:58,591 UNATTAINABLE THING I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT IT'S NOT JUST YOU AND THAT THEY'RE 307 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:03,063 NOT ALONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I TOOK FROM IT. 308 00:21:03,063 --> 00:21:10,503 YEAH, ABSOLUTELY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU DO A LOT FOR MENTAL HEALTH 309 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,340 AND I KNOW YOU ACTUALLY VISITED THE WHITE HOUSE. >> RIGHT 310 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,408 >> Jimmy: AND MET WITH THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY >> YES 311 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:19,079 AND WE DISCUSSED MENTAL HEALTH NOW, I MEAN, THAT WAS JUST A A CONVERSATION 312 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:24,084 I HOPE THAT THERE'S MORE THAT'S GOING TO BE HAPPENING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 313 00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:26,553 >> BUT IT WAS REALLY INCREDIBLE TO BE THERE WITH A BUNCH OF YOUNG PEOPLE DISCUSSING MENTAL 314 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:29,889 HEALTH AND THE CRISIS THAT WE'RE IN >> Jimmy: NOT ONLY THE 315 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,524 DOCUMENTARY SHOWS YOU PERFORMING AND WRITING SONGS AND RECORDING, BUT IT'S LIKE 316 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:41,334 THE TOURING AND ALSO ALL THE CHARITY WORK YOU DO. IT'S JUST A LOT FOR ONE HUMAN. 317 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,303 AND THAT'S WHAT I -- I MEAN, IT'S A LOT, WHAT YOU DO 318 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,472 >> I DON'T - >> Jimmy: GREAT THINGS >> I DON'T KNOW, YEAH. 319 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,440 I DON'T KNOW HOW I DO IT SOMETIMES. I'M REALLY TIRED 320 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,176 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT IT'S AMAZING THAT YOU DO 321 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:52,012 AND YOU GIVE AND WHEN YOU DO TRAVEL TO AFRICA AND YOU GO, "HEY, I FEEL 322 00:21:52,012 --> 00:21:57,517 GREAT WHEN I DO THESE THINGS." >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S ANOTHER 323 00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:00,787 GOOD MESSAGE I THINK PEOPLE CAN TAKE FROM THIS TOO LIKE WHEN YOU DO GIVE AND DO 324 00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:04,157 SOMETHING FOR CHARITY, YOU FEEL GOOD >> COMPLETELY. 325 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:10,497 I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A PURPOSE IN SOME WAYS I FEEL SELFISH BECAUSE I WANT TO DO MORE. 326 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:14,668 BUT I DO KNOW THAT I WON'T STOP THE FIGHT UNTIL THE DAY I DIE. I THINK MENTAL HEALTH IS 327 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:22,442 INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT AND SHOULD BE FOCUSED ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 328 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:26,913 >> Jimmy: MY FAVORITE PART - ALSO, BY THE WAY, I'M IN IT. MY VOICE IS IN - 329 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:30,417 >> I KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] L >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT MY 330 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,552 FAVORITE PART. MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN YOU GO TO YOUR HOMETOWN WHERE YOU GREW 331 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:36,189 UP AND YOU GO TO YOUR HOUSE WHERE YOU WERE RAISED. >> YES 332 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:39,159 >> Jimmy: AND YOU HAVE THE HOME VIDEOS YOU'RE STILL SO CUTE 333 00:22:39,159 --> 00:22:41,094 >> AH, THANKS. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU GO TO YOUR HOME AND YOU'RE LIKE, I 334 00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:44,831 REMEMBER THIS AND THAT AND IT'S CHANGED. >> OH, YEAH. 335 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:49,869 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU GO, "HEY, I THINK I WROTE ON THE BACK OF THIS DOOR OR A WALL? 336 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,938 >> YES, I DID. IT WAS A MIRROR. >> Jimmy: IT'S A MIRROR. 337 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:54,341 AND HE ACTUALLY STILL HAS IT >> YES, HE DOES. >> Jimmy: AND YOU WROTE 338 00:22:54,341 --> 00:23:00,780 "COLE SPROUSE" HEART [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON 339 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:06,052 COLE SPROUSE >> YES, I DID. [ LAUGHTER ] 340 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:09,556 AND MY FIRST KISS WAS HIS BROTHER. [ LAUGHTER ] 341 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:13,693 >> Jimmy: WHAT DYLAN? [ SAD TUBA ] 342 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:16,196 >> ON TV ON TV. >> Jimmy: YOU KISSED THE WRONG 343 00:23:16,196 --> 00:23:19,499 SPROUSE? >> THEY WROTE IT IN THE SCRIPT THAT WAY 344 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:23,737 >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY IT WAS PART OF THE - >> IT WAS THE SHOW, YES. 345 00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:27,574 >> Jimmy: OH, "SUITE LIFE WITH ZACK AND CODY. OKAY, SO YOU WENT ON THERE 346 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,309 BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THE SCENE WITH COLE? WERE YOU BUMMED SECRETLY 347 00:23:29,309 --> 00:23:31,511 >> OH, I CAN'T SAY THAT. THAT ISN'T WHAT IT WAS >> Jimmy: NO 348 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,279 >> I THINK I FELT MUCH BETTER THAT IT WASN'T HIM BECAUSE I THINK I WOULD HAVE PROBABLY 349 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:37,617 BEEN AN IDIOT. >> Jimmy: HE WAS THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. 350 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:40,687 [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. >> Jimmy: HE WAS THE CRUSH 351 00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:43,256 >> HE WAS. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO READ SOME REVIEWS ON THE DOCUMENTARY, BY 352 00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:48,661 THE WAY. IF YOU WANT TO PLUG YOUR EARS. >> YEAH, JUST A LITTLE BIT 353 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:51,131 >> Jimmy: "SINCERE AND SOUL BEARING," "NEW YORK TIMES. "SELENA GOMEZ: MY MIND AND ME" 354 00:23:51,131 --> 00:23:57,404 EXPLAINS MUCH ABOUT THE STAR, THE CULTURE AND MOVEMENT," "WALL STREET JOURNAL." 355 00:23:57,404 --> 00:24:00,306 "ROLLING STONE" SAID PROFOUND AND POWERFUL IT'S 97% FRESH ON ROTTEN 356 00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:03,309 TOMATOES IT'S A HIT, BUD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 357 00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:05,712 IT'S COOL THAT YOU DID IT. IT'S REALLY GOOD THAT YOU DID IT 358 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:08,114 FOR EVERYONE OUT THERE, CHECK IT OUT PLEASE TAKE A LOOK 359 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,550 HERE'S SELENA'S NEW DOCUMENTARY, "SELENA GOMEZ: MY MIND AND ME. 360 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:11,151 DOCUMENTARY, "SELENA GOMEZ: MY MIND AND ME. CHECK THIS OUT 361 00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:17,323 DIDN'T KNOW HOW I WOULD COPE WITH MY DIAGNOSIS. 362 00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:23,229 WHAT IF IT HAPPENED AGAIN? WHAT IF THE NEXT TIME, I DIDN'T COME BACK? 363 00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:29,669 I NEEDED TO KEEP LEARNING ABOUT IT I NEEDED TO TAKE IT DAY BY DAY 364 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:35,675 WHEN I WAS A KID, I WAS TERRIFIED OF THUNDERSTORMS I GREW UP IN TEXAS 365 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:40,080 I WAS SO SCARED THAT LIGHTNING AND THUNDER WOULD MEAN A A TORNADO WAS COMING 366 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,082 BUT MY MOM GAVE ME THESE BOOKS FOR KIDS THAT EXPLAINED STORMS AND LIGHTNING AND THUNDER AND 367 00:24:42,082 --> 00:24:49,222 BASICALLY SAID, "THE MORE YOU LEARN ABOUT IT, THE LESS YOU'RE GOING TO BE AFRAID OF IT." 368 00:24:49,222 --> 00:24:52,726 AND IT REALLY HELPED >> Jimmy: SELENA GOMEZ, EVERYONE 369 00:24:52,726 --> 00:24:55,528 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SELENA GOMEZ: MY MIND AND ME" IS STREAMING NOW ON APPLE TV 370 00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:59,833 PLUS SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO JOINS US NEXT 371 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:26,459 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 372 00:25:26,459 --> 00:25:30,697 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST, MOST SUCCESSFUL COMEDIANS ON THE 373 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:35,402 PLANET HIS BRAND NEW STAND-UP SPECIAL CALLED "SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO: 374 00:25:35,402 --> 00:25:37,804 IS IT ME?" PREMIERES TOMORROW ON NETFLIX TOMORROW. PLEASE WELCOME 375 00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:39,973 ON NETFLIX TOMORROW. PLEASE WELCOME SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO 376 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:55,288 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 377 00:25:55,288 --> 00:25:58,258 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT THAT'S WHAT I'M -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 378 00:25:58,258 --> 00:26:03,496 YOU FEELING IT SEBASTIAN, WELCOME BACK. >> OH, GOOD TO BE HERE 379 00:26:03,496 --> 00:26:07,667 GREAT CROWD, GREAT BAND, GREAT HOST >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 380 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:11,037 THAT'S WHAT I'M -- YOU LOOK SHARP YOU LOOK GREAT 381 00:26:11,037 --> 00:26:14,774 BY THE WAY, BACKSTAGE, I NOTICED YOU DON'T HAVE AN ENTOURAGE. 382 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:19,245 >> NO, I COME SOLO TO THESE THINGS THERE'S A LOT GOING ON BACK 383 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:24,484 THERE. A LOT OF PEOPLE BRINGING A LOT, 30, 35 PEOPLE. 384 00:26:24,484 --> 00:26:29,089 AND I LOOK AT THAT, AND I GO, EVERY HEAD IS CASH >> Jimmy: YEAH 385 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:32,058 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S -- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT OKAY, I SEE. 386 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:36,663 YEAH SO, YOU DON'T MESS WITH THAT CAN I JUST TELL YOU HOW GREAT, 387 00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:38,264 BY THE WAY -- THE SPECIAL IS FANTASTIC. >> THANK YOU 388 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:41,201 >> Jimmy: "IS IT ME? YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH. AND WE'LL GET INTO THAT. 389 00:26:41,201 --> 00:26:43,403 BUT ALSO, JUST ALL OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE IN YOUR WHOLE COMEDY 390 00:26:43,403 --> 00:26:47,440 I WAS GOING TO SEND YOU THIS I WAS TELLING YOU BACKSTAGE, THERE'S KIDS -- THIS ONE KID IS 391 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,277 DOING AN IMPRESSION OF YOU SO GOOD, A FANTASTIC IMPRESSION I GO, I'M GOING TO SEND THAT TO 392 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:55,081 SEBASTIAN. THEN I FLIPPED AND I SAW ANOTHER KID DOING YOU. 393 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:57,617 AND THEN, THERE'S LIKE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. EVERYONE'S -- DOES THAT FEEL 394 00:26:57,617 --> 00:27:00,120 GOOD WHEN PEOPLE DO IMPRESSIONS OF YOU >> NO. 395 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:03,189 >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T LIKE IT. 396 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,925 >> IT'S FLATTERY I LIKE IT. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THIS IS IT 397 00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:10,296 >> YEAH, NO, IT'S NICE, MAN. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET TO THIS POINT. 398 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:11,931 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE SITTING HERE TALKING TO YOU ON "THE FALLON SHOW. 399 00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:14,868 I MEAN, COME ON. >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON, BUDDY I'M SO HAPPY 400 00:27:14,868 --> 00:27:17,170 I'M THANKFUL YOU'RE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND YOU'RE HERE DURING THE 401 00:27:17,170 --> 00:27:19,039 HOLIDAYS >> LOVE IT >> Jimmy: HOW WAS YOUR 402 00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:20,774 THANKSGIVING >> SO, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THANKSGIVING 403 00:27:20,774 --> 00:27:25,879 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DON'T LIKE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FOOD AT THEIR HOUSE AND THEN 404 00:27:25,879 --> 00:27:31,818 BRING IT TO MY HOUSE RIGHT? >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 405 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:34,354 I UNDERSTAND >> IT'S ALWAYS LEAKING, YOU KNOW 406 00:27:34,354 --> 00:27:40,560 THERE'S, LIKE, A TRAIL FROM THEIR CAR -- [ LAUGHTER ] 407 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,630 -- TO MY KITCHEN >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND IT'S ALWAYS 408 00:27:43,630 --> 00:27:51,838 UNIDENTIFIABLE THEY GOT TO EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS THEY'RE LIKE, "IT'S A FAMILY 409 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:54,574 RECIPE [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A LITTLE CINNAMON, PECAN, 410 00:27:54,574 --> 00:28:01,781 CHICKEN -- CHICKEN? [ LAUGHTER ] 411 00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:04,050 I WAS WONDERING WHERE TO PUT IT I'M LIKE, PUT IT NEAR THE 412 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:08,021 GARBAGE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE CLOSE 413 00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:10,090 PLACE TO PUT IT. YEAH ARE YOU IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT 414 00:28:10,090 --> 00:28:15,328 HERE >> I AM IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT 415 00:28:15,328 --> 00:28:21,134 I'M MAKING EGGNOG THIS SATURDAY [ LAUGHTER ] 416 00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:26,272 FOR A -- YEAH, SO, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY SATURDAY AT THE HOUSE. 417 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:28,274 RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> I WANTED IT SMALL, 418 00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:29,876 14 PEOPLE. I'M GOING TO MAKE A LITTLE EGGNOG, HAVE THE PEOPLE COME 419 00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:37,417 OVER BUT MY WIFE, IT'S BALLOONED TO 65 PEOPLE, ALL RIGHT 420 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:42,088 NOW, THE RECIPE ONLY GOES TO 14. SO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING 421 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:49,763 TO DO NOW THAT THERE'S 60. AND IT'S BALLOONED WHERE -- MY WIFE IS SO CREATIVE. 422 00:28:49,763 --> 00:28:53,266 SHE'S AN ARTIST. SHE'S LIKE, WHAT IF WE GET A A REINDEER 423 00:28:53,266 --> 00:28:56,102 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO -- YEAH. 424 00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:58,938 >> Jimmy: LIKE A REAL -- A A REINDEER >> SHE WANTS -- LISTEN 425 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:02,776 WE'VE HAD THESE PARTIES, THESE ELABORATE PARTIES, AND LISTEN. I'M FROM THE MIDWEST 426 00:29:02,776 --> 00:29:06,813 I'M VERY - [ CHEERS ] YEAH, I'M FROM CHICAGO 427 00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:09,883 OUR PARTIES WERE VERY SIMPLE GROWING UP PLAYED GAMES 428 00:29:09,883 --> 00:29:12,485 THERE WAS NOTHING -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> NOTHING TOO - 429 00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:15,021 >> Jimmy: FANFARE. YOU DON'T NEED A BIG THING >> NO. 430 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:18,291 BUT MY WIFE, SHE'S GOT TO BE -- "WHAT ABOUT A SANTA ON THE ROOF?" 431 00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:25,398 WE'RE NOT GETTING A SANTA ON THE ROOF [ LAUGHTER ] 432 00:29:25,398 --> 00:29:30,036 >> Jimmy: DO THE KIDS LIKE IT? HOW OLD ARE THE KIDS >> IT'S NOT EVEN A KIDDY PARTY 433 00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:34,474 THIS IS ADULTS >> Jimmy: YOU'RE HAVING EGGNOG >> EGGNOG FOR 65 ADULTS, AND MY 434 00:29:34,474 --> 00:29:39,079 WIFE WANTS A REINDEER WALKING AROUND IN THE YARD SO, I SAID -- I HAD TO PUT A - 435 00:29:39,079 --> 00:29:40,480 >> Jimmy: WALKING AROUND IN THE YARD >> YEAH. 436 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:49,556 >> Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE THE KIDS >> THEY'RE FIVE AND THEY'RE THREE AND I'M 49 437 00:29:49,556 --> 00:29:55,762 AND THAT'S A 46-YEAR GAP [ LAUGHTER ] AND FOR OLDER PARENTS OUT 438 00:29:55,762 --> 00:30:01,868 THERE, YOU START DOING MATH IF YOU'RE OLDER, YOU KNOW I COULD VERY WELL BE IN 439 00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:05,638 A WHEELCHAIR AT MY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING, RIGHT >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 440 00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:07,273 >> THEY'LL JUST WHEEL ME IN. THERE WILL BE A 10-MINUTE DISCUSSION 441 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:12,679 "WHERE DO YOU WANT TO PUT DAD? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHERE DO YOU WANT TO 442 00:30:12,679 --> 00:30:16,449 PUT DAD? [ LAUGHTER ] WHERE DO YOU WANT TO PUT DAD 443 00:30:16,449 --> 00:30:20,954 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HILARIOUS YOU'VE HAD A GREAT STAND-UP 444 00:30:20,954 --> 00:30:22,789 CAREER YOU'VE DONE -- YOU SOLD OUT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN MULTIPLE 445 00:30:22,789 --> 00:30:27,694 NIGHTS RADIO CITY - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 446 00:30:27,694 --> 00:30:37,337 IT'S LIKE IT'S NOTHING DO YOU REMEMBER ONE OF THE WORST GIGS THAT YOU PLAYED 447 00:30:37,337 --> 00:30:43,677 >> WORST GIGS? IT WAS IN MANTECA, CALIFORNIA. AND IT WAS A BOXING RING 448 00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:45,445 NOW, THE PROBLEM WITH STAND-UP, PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN JUST THROW IT UP ANYWHERE AND IT'S 449 00:30:45,445 --> 00:30:50,984 GOING TO WORK. SO, WE WALKED IN AND I ASKED THE GUY, "WHERE'S THE STAGE? 450 00:30:50,984 --> 00:31:00,927 HE GOES, "WELL, IT'S THE BOXING RING." I SAID, "ALL RIGHT." 451 00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:05,198 NOW, ON TOP OF THAT, THERE WAS A BOWLING ALLEY BEHIND THE BOXING RING. 452 00:31:05,198 --> 00:31:06,833 SO, I'M DOING JOKES WHILE SOMEBODY BEHIND ME IS TRYING TO PICK UP A SPARE, RIGHT 453 00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:11,071 [ LAUGHTER ] DOESN'T REALLY WORK WELL IN STAND-UP WHEN YOU'VE GOT 454 00:31:11,071 --> 00:31:17,210 BOWLING AND BLOOD ON THE FLOOR OF THE STAGE >> Jimmy: NO WAY 455 00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:20,513 I LOVE THOSE GIGS. I REMEMBER THAT. I REMEMBER THERE WAS ONE 456 00:31:20,513 --> 00:31:22,849 RESTAURANT THAT STARTED. THEY JUST GO, "LET'S JUST HAVE COMEDY NIGHT IN THE 457 00:31:22,849 --> 00:31:28,088 RESTAURANT." >> YEAH, JUST THROW IT UP. >> Jimmy: AND I JUST STARTED 458 00:31:28,088 --> 00:31:32,759 DOING STAND-UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE -- PEOPLE ARE JUST EATING. PEOPLE ARE ORDERING HOT WINGS, 459 00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:34,828 AND I'M GOING LIKE -- I'M DOING MY ACT IT WAS TERRIBLE. 460 00:31:34,828 --> 00:31:36,996 >> NO INTRODUCTION >> Jimmy: NO >> THEY'RE LIKE, "GO UP. 461 00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:41,368 I'M LIKE, "NO INTRODUCTION NO NOTHING?" AND I'M ON A MICROPHONE DOING 462 00:31:41,368 --> 00:31:42,702 JOKES WHILE PEOPLE ARE GETTING -- >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER DO THE 463 00:31:42,702 --> 00:31:46,306 GIGS WHERE THEY DON'T HAVE A A MICROPHONE >> OH, YEAH, YEAH. 464 00:31:46,306 --> 00:31:51,778 THEY GO, "JUST YELL. >> Jimmy: JUST YELL. EXACTLY, YEAH. 465 00:31:51,778 --> 00:31:55,281 WE'LL HAVE EVERYONE BE QUIET I DON'T WANT EVERYONE TO BE QUIET. 466 00:31:55,281 --> 00:31:58,218 IT'S A STAND-UP SHOW >> AWFUL IT'S AWFUL 467 00:31:58,218 --> 00:32:00,053 >> Jimmy: SO, THEN YOU DO YOUR SPECIAL NOW -- WHICH BY THE WAY, I LOVE THE LOOK 468 00:32:00,053 --> 00:32:01,621 I MEAN, YOU'RE IN VEGAS. YOU'VE GOT THE TUXEDO. IT'S CALLED 469 00:32:01,621 --> 00:32:03,890 "SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO: IS IT ME?" DID YOU WANT TO DO LIKE A WHOLE 470 00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:10,063 RAT PACK TYPE OF VIBE. >> YEAH, I WANTED TO DO A THROW BACK TO THE RAT PACK WHERE 471 00:32:10,063 --> 00:32:11,731 PEOPLE, WHEN THEY WENT OUT, DRESSED UP, HAD A TUXEDO ON. I ASKED THE AUDIENCE TO DRESS 472 00:32:11,731 --> 00:32:15,602 UP ABOUT 20 PEOPLE DID. NICE 473 00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:21,508 [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST WANTED TO DO A THROWBACK BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, 474 00:32:21,508 --> 00:32:23,276 ENTERTAINMENT BACK THEN SEEMED A LITTLE BIT MORE CLASSY BOW TIE, YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE 475 00:32:23,276 --> 00:32:25,879 THING. SO, THAT -- I GIVE IT A LITTLE NOD TO THE PACK. 476 00:32:25,879 --> 00:32:31,217 >> Jimmy: DID YOU LIKE VEGAS DID YOU LIKE PLAYING LAS VEGAS >> I LIKE IT 477 00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:33,086 YOU KNOW, CROSS SECTION BETWEEN, YOU KNOW -- I LIKE THE WYNN HOTEL 478 00:32:33,086 --> 00:32:38,324 THAT'S WHERE I LIKE TO PERFORM IT'S GOT A NICE VIBE THERE ALTHOUGH VEGAS HAS CHANGED 479 00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:41,094 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, YOU USED TO GO TO THE POOL AND LAY OUT NOW YOU GO TO THE POOL AND YOU 480 00:32:41,094 --> 00:32:43,129 CAN'T EVEN GET IN. I'M LIKE, I JUST WANT TO LAY OUT. 481 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:45,999 THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S GOING TO BE EIGHT GRAND. [ LAUGHTER ] 482 00:32:45,999 --> 00:32:48,001 >> Jimmy: JUST TO LAY OUT AT THE POOL >> TO LAY OUT ON A LILY PAD IN 483 00:32:48,001 --> 00:32:51,438 THE POOL [ LAUGHTER ] THE TITLE, YOU ASK THE 484 00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:54,507 QUESTION, "IS IT ME? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS THIS BASED ON 485 00:32:54,507 --> 00:32:59,746 SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS IN YOUR REAL LIFE? >> WELL, I CONSTANTLY WALK 486 00:32:59,746 --> 00:33:03,483 AROUND AND LOOK AT TODAY'S ENVIRONMENT, AND I GO, IS IT ME OR - 487 00:33:03,483 --> 00:33:14,728 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PEOPLE CAN RELATE. 488 00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:23,803 BUT IS IT YOU? DO YOU THINK IT IS US? >> THE MORE AND MORE I GO 489 00:33:23,803 --> 00:33:25,872 THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY, I'M FINDING A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE AGREEING WITH ME 490 00:33:25,872 --> 00:33:28,608 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S NOT JUST YOU. 491 00:33:28,608 --> 00:33:31,745 THERE'S MANY MORE, YEAH. I WANT TO SHOW A LITTLE BIT. HERE'S "SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO: 492 00:33:31,745 --> 00:33:32,746 HERE'S "SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO: IS IT ME?" TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SPECIAL. 493 00:33:34,247 --> 00:33:36,583 MONTH. 494 00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:40,987 AND MY WIFE DON'T GET UP I'M UP RIGHT AWAY. AND I'M NOT ONE OF THESE GUYS 495 00:33:40,987 --> 00:33:46,226 THAT GOES AND HANDLES IT, ALL RIGHT? I'M LIKE, "GET UP. 496 00:33:46,226 --> 00:33:58,138 GET UP!" [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S LIKE, "WHAT? 497 00:33:58,138 --> 00:34:02,709 WHAT'S GOING ON? I SAID, "THE ALARM THE ALARM'S ON." 498 00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:05,578 SHE'S LIKE, "OH, JUST GO LOOK. YEAH, WHAT I'M GOING TO GO LOOK, TAKE TWO 499 00:34:05,578 --> 00:34:09,716 TO THE HEAD WHILE YOU ESCAPE OUT THE BACK WITH OUR TWO KIDS AND START ANOTHER FAMILY WITH 500 00:34:09,716 --> 00:34:13,653 SOME OTHER GUY [ BLEEP ] THAT GET ON MY BACK 501 00:34:13,653 --> 00:34:18,058 WE'RE GOING OUT TOGETHER "GO LOOK." [ LAUGHTER ] 502 00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:20,527 WHO THE HELL YOU THINK YOU MARRIED? RAMBO? 503 00:34:20,527 --> 00:34:26,066 LET'S GO TOGETHER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: START ANOTHER FAMILY 504 00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:28,101 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO, 505 00:34:28,101 --> 00:34:34,974 EVERYBODY! HIS STAND-UP SPECIAL PREMIERES TOMORROW GLOBALLY ON NETFLIX 506 00:34:34,974 --> 00:34:38,144 BEABADOOBEE PERFORMS AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 507 00:34:38,144 --> 00:35:08,742 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 508 00:35:08,742 --> 00:35:13,546 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS HEADING ON TOUR WITH TAYLOR SWIFT NEXT YEAR 509 00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:17,050 PERFORMING "THE PERFECT PAIR" FROM HER ALBUM "BEATOPIA," GIVE IT UP FOR BEABADOOBEE! 510 00:35:17,050 --> 00:35:19,319 FROM HER ALBUM "BEATOPIA," GIVE IT UP FOR BEABADOOBEE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 511 00:35:28,328 --> 00:35:31,798 * YOU OUGHT TO KNOW THA I THINK WE'RE ON 512 00:35:31,798 --> 00:35:36,403 IN THE SAM I DON'T THINK WE * * COULD HELP IT 513 00:35:36,403 --> 00:35:44,811 NO I DON'T THINK WE COULD HELP IT WE DON'T TALK MUCH * 514 00:35:44,811 --> 00:35:50,617 * GUESS 'CAUSE NOTHIN HAS CHANGE I'M NOT SURE I LIKE IT 515 00:35:50,617 --> 00:35:55,288 AND I'M SO TIRED * * OF FIGHTING IF I TOLD YO 516 00:35:55,288 --> 00:36:00,860 YOU KNOW HOW T GO AND BREAK MY * * HEART IN TW 517 00:36:00,860 --> 00:36:09,302 'CAUSE I WOULD ANYWAYS WE'D END UP LIKE ALWAY YOU KNOW ME * 518 00:36:09,302 --> 00:36:13,540 * YOU BETTER SHOW M THAT YOU CAN SAY I TO MY FACE 519 00:36:13,540 --> 00:36:17,711 'CAUSE YOU KNOW * * WE'RE THE SAM THERE'S WORSE THINGS 520 00:36:17,711 --> 00:36:31,358 I CAN TAKE * * * I KNOW YOU HATE I 521 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:35,061 WHEN THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY I'M NOT QUITE SURE * 522 00:36:35,061 --> 00:36:44,270 * WE'D FIX IT GUESS WE'RE SO USED TO IT * * WISH I HAD KNOWN THIS 523 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:50,610 FROM THE BEGINNING * * WE FIND IT HARD TO WORK OU 524 00:36:50,610 --> 00:36:56,616 WHY WE HAVE ALL THIS DOUBT IF I TOLD YOU * * YOU KNOW HOW TO 525 00:36:56,616 --> 00:37:03,289 GO AND BREAK M HEART IN TWO 'CAUSE I WOULD ANYWAYS * 526 00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:15,301 * WE'D END UP LIKE ALWAYS YOU KNOW M YOU BETTER SHOW ME 527 00:37:15,301 --> 00:37:21,441 THAT YOU CAN SAY * * IT TO MY FACE 'CAUSE YOU KNO 528 00:37:21,441 --> 00:37:23,510 WE'RE THE SAME * * THERE'S WORSE THING I CAN TAKE * 529 00:37:23,510 --> 00:37:55,075 * * * 530 00:37:58,345 --> 00:38:08,321 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW 531 00:38:08,321 --> 00:38:11,925 COME ON. THANKS, BUDDY. I APPRECIATE IT. 532 00:38:11,925 --> 00:38:16,629 BEABADOOBEE! "BEATOPIA" IS OUT NOW! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 533 00:38:16,629 --> 00:38:46,659 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 534 00:38:46,659 --> 00:38:51,064 SELENA GOMEZ, SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO, BEABADOOBEE, ONCE AGAIN! 535 00:38:51,064 --> 00:38:56,469 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 536 00:38:56,469 --> 00:38:59,105 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 537 00:38:59,105 --> 00:39:01,007 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE.