1 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,012 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:18,118 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:24,024 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - EMMA THOMPSON, 4 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:28,828 GUILLERMO del TORO MUSICAL GUESTS, ASHLEY McBRYDE AND JOHN OSBORNE 5 00:00:28,828 --> 00:00:34,067 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1760 6 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:41,474 >> Questlove: 1760 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,076 --> 00:00:52,652 * 8 00:00:52,652 --> 00:01:04,898 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:10,704 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:13,073 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 11 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:21,314 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOK AT THIS PLACE 12 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:26,119 IT'S CRAZY GUYS, IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON. AND FOR THE -- 13 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:27,921 [ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THREE YEARS, OFFICE HOLIDAY PARTIES 14 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:31,925 ARE BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP, IT'S THAT MAGICAL NIGHT 15 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,426 WHEN YOU SAY, "LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT WORK AND THEN ONLY TALK ABOUT WORK." 16 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:38,231 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S THE SAME CONVERSATIONS YOU HAVE AT WORK, 17 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:39,766 BUT NOW THEY'RE AN INCH FROM YOUR EAR AND TEN TIMES THE VOLUME 18 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:43,803 * "I'M THINKING ABOUT FOLLOWING WITH BRIAN ABOUT THAT RAISE. 19 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:47,874 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT THE PARTY IS BASICALLY THIS 20 00:01:47,874 --> 00:02:01,621 MEME, PLUS SANTA HATS. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, EVERY OFFICE HOLIDAY PARTY 21 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,823 IS THE SAME. THEY ALL START WITH A CHAMPAGNE TOAST AND END WITH HALF THE 22 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:06,059 STAFF UPDATING THEIR LINKEDIN. [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE THE HOLIDAY SEASON. 23 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:11,898 I LOVE CHRISTMAS MUSIC OF COURSE, EVERYONE HAS A FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG. 24 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:13,433 QUEST, WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOURS IS >> Questlove: WAIT, WHA -- 25 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:15,969 WHA -- WHAT? WHAT >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON. 26 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,672 * COME THEY TOLD ME PA RUM PUM PUM PUM * [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,540 >> Questlove: THAT'S NOT MY FAVORITE SONG. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE IT IS, 28 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:23,610 YOU'RE A -- YOU'RE A DRUMMER * A NEWBORN KING TO SEE PA RUM PUM PUM PUM * 29 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,546 >> Questlove: NO NO, IT'S NOT SERIOUSLY. 30 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:29,182 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT * OUR FINEST GIFTS WE BRING 31 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:33,119 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM * * * TO LAY BEFORE THE KIN 32 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:37,090 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM RUM PUM PUM PU RUM PUM PUM PUM * 33 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:46,099 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Questlove: JIMMY, MY 34 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:52,906 FAVORITE SONG IS STILL "JINGLE BELLS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,240 >> Jimmy: OH -- MAYBE I WAS WRONG. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS 36 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,643 THE WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF SAID THAT HE EXPECTS PRESIDENT BIDEN TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'S 37 00:02:56,643 --> 00:03:00,146 RUNNING FOR REELECTION AFTER THE HOLIDAYS THAT MAKES SENSE 38 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:02,315 MOST AMERICANS ANNOUNCE THEY'RE GOING TO START RUNNING AFTER THE HOLIDAYS 39 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:10,724 [ LAUGHTER ] ALSO, I'M NO POLITICAL EXPERT, BUT IF YOU ANNOUNCE THAT YOU'RE 40 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:15,428 GOING TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ISN'T THAT THE ANNOUNCEMENT? [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:17,063 SPEAKING OF RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, NEW POLLING SHOWS THAT IN A POTENTIAL 42 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:18,665 2024 MATCHUP, BIDEN IS TIED WITH FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS, WHILE DeSANTIS 43 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:20,133 LEADS FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP BY TEN POINTS [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 44 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:22,102 YEP, BIDEN, DeSANTIS, AND TRUMP, IT'S LIKE YOUR GRANDFATHER, YOUR CRAZY UNCLE, 45 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:35,315 AND THE FAMILY MEMBER NOBODY TALKS ABOUT ANYMORE. [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:42,422 YEP, TRUMP'S UNFAVORABLE RATING HAS SURGED TO 67%. TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF HOW BAD 47 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:48,661 THAT IS, KANYE IS ONLY AT 66 [ LAUGHTER ] BAD. 48 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:51,197 SOME MORE 2024 NEWS, FORMER TRUMP NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR, JOHN BOLTON, SAID THAT 49 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:54,234 HE'S CONSIDERING RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. HE'S EVEN BEEN TESTING OUT SOME 50 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,002 CAMPAIGN SLOGANS TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE RESPOND TO. CHECK THESE OUT. 51 00:03:56,002 --> 00:04:02,208 FIRST THERE'S "BOLTON 2024 -- PUTTING THE 'U.S.' BACK IN 'WALRUS.' 52 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:07,580 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN THERE'S, "BOLTON 2024 -- IF I WIN, YOU CAN CALL 53 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:18,058 ME PRESIDENT GEPPETTO. >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:19,826 AND FINALLY, THERE'S "BOLTON 2024 -- I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING EXCEPT MY CRISPY RECIPE'S 55 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:23,096 SECRET 11 HERBS AND SPICES." [ LAUGHTER ] "ANYTHING! 56 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:26,066 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'LL NEVER GET IT FROM ME. THAT'S RIGHT, JOHN BOLTON SAID 57 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:27,567 THAT HE'S CONSIDERING A 2024 PRESIDENTIAL RUN TO CHALLENGE TRUMP. 58 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:30,737 CAN WE SEE BOLTON? THERE HE IS. YEAH, WELL HE --HE ALREADY HAS 59 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:34,374 A FAIR AMOUNT OF SUPPORT CHECK OUT WHAT SOME OF HIS SUPPORTERS ARE SAYING. 60 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:36,343 FIRST UP, GERALDO RIVERA SAID, "I'VE BEEN COVERING POLITICS FOR A LONG TIME, AND I CAN TELL 61 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:38,445 YOU -- BOLTON IS THE MAN FOR THE JOB. THEN ACTOR, SAM ELLIOTT, SAID, 62 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:42,115 "I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT HIM, BUT I ALSO THINK BOLTON WOULD MAKE A GOOD PRESIDENT. 63 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:47,354 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SINGER, DAVID CROSBY, SAID, "I AGREE 64 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:52,425 HE HAS A CERTAIN SOMETHING THAT I CAN REALLY GET BEHIND. THEN HULK HOGAN SAID, "YEAH, 65 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:57,330 BROTHER, COUNT ME IN BOLTON HAS A HANDLE ON THINGS. [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:04:57,330 --> 00:05:03,436 THEN THE MONOPOLY MAN SAID, "I'VE ALREADY DONATED MILLIONS TO HIS CAMPAIGN. 67 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:10,310 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND, FINALLY, THE LORAX SAID, "NO THANKS, I'M A DEMOCRAT." 68 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:14,047 [ LAUGHTER ] CAN'T HELP IT. DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? 69 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:18,952 THIS IS REAL DURING A HEARING, RUDY GIULIANI WAS CAUGHT ON A HOT MIC TELLING 70 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:24,324 HIS LAWYER THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY WORE TWO WATCHES [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,393 NOW, THE QUALITY OF THE FOOTAGE IS BAD, BUT IT DOESN'T DISAPPOINT 72 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:26,693 IS BAD, BUT IT DOESN'T DISAPPOINT CHECK THIS OUT 73 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,764 STOP, MR. CHAIR. >> THANK YOU 74 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:34,901 >> YOU KNOW I HAVE TWO WATCHES ON [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:46,379 >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: JUST A REMINDER, THAT WAS TRUMP'S TOP LAWYER 76 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,982 THAT WAS - [ LAUGHTER ] TWO WATCHES. 77 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,550 >> Steve: AH >> Jimmy: OH, THIS IS VERY COOL 78 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:52,419 RESEARCHERS IN GERMANY HAVE DEVELOPED GOLFI, A GOLFING ROBOT THAT CAN MAKE PERFECT 79 00:05:52,419 --> 00:06:01,928 PUTTS. YEAH AND THAT'S NOT ALL 80 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:03,663 HERE'S A FULL LIST OF WHAT GOLFI CAN DO IT CAN, OF COURSE, PLAY GOLF, 81 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:06,399 OR IT CAN PUT HIS HAND ON YOUR SHOULDER IT CAN SAY, "I'M PROUD OF YOU, 82 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:13,406 SON. [ LAUGHTER ] AND IT CAN KISS YOUR MOM 83 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:16,910 WAIT, KISS YOUR MOM? YUP. NOW GOLFI'S MOVING IN. 84 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,846 HE'S CALLING YOU "CHAMP" AND SHOWING UP TO YOUR BASEBALL GAMES. 85 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:25,218 "GREAT CATCH, KID. BUT YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE THROWN TO THIRD. 86 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,087 "SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD. WHY DO THINK YOU HAVE ROBOT 87 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,055 LEGS." LOOK DOWN. OH, GOD, YOU DO HAVE ROBOT 88 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,424 LEGS ROBOT ARMS, ROBOT FACE HE'S RIGHT 89 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:42,268 YOU'RE NOT HUMAN YOU'RE GOLFI JR. [ APPLAUSE ] 90 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:44,437 >> Jimmy: WELL, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. I SAW THAT THE HEAD OF THE CDC 91 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:46,072 SAID THE UPDATED FLU VACCINE LOOKS LIKE A VERY GOOD MATCH FOR THIS YEAR'S STRAINS. 92 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,440 BASICALLY, THE VACCINE SAW THE STRAINS AND WAS LIKE, SWIPE RIGHT. 93 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:51,778 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT A PERFECT MATCH BUT LIKE MOST PEOPLE, THE FLU 94 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:56,783 IS JUST HAPPY TO GO HOME WITH SOMEONE FOR THE HOLIDAYS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 95 00:06:56,783 --> 00:07:02,689 WELL, GUYS, GET THIS "DAHMER" JUST BECAME THE THIRD SHOW ON NETFLIX TO HIT 96 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:07,293 1 BILLION HOURS VIEWED IN 60 DAYS. >> WOW 97 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:09,029 >> Jimmy: AND IF SOMEONE MENTIONS THAT AT THE OFFICE HOLIDAY PARTY, DO NOT SPLIT AN 98 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:14,501 UBER HOME. [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY, GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY 99 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:16,236 NINE SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK, WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT BELOVED 100 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:22,575 "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." 101 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:31,117 * TWELVE DAYS O CHRISTMAS SWEATERS NINE DAYS LEFT * 102 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:34,587 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND 103 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:36,589 CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER A SUPERB CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE 104 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:43,563 "COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS" CABINET. SINCE THERE ARE NINE SHOWS 105 00:07:43,563 --> 00:07:51,771 LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER NINE * 106 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:54,607 YOU FEELING IT >> YES >> Jimmy: WHOO 107 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:59,112 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IT. OOH. * 108 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:08,054 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE HEAD -- THE HE -- YOUR HEAD COMES THROUGH THE CHIMNEY. 109 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:11,658 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: WOW. THIS IS A SPECIAL, SPECIAL 110 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:16,363 SWEATER, RIGHT HERE. THIS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 111 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:21,634 WOW. A LOT GOING ON NOW LET'S SEE WHO IS GOING HOME 112 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:24,804 WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT NUMBER 113 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:26,673 IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUMROLL, 114 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:30,577 PLEASE [ DRUM ROLL WHO WANTS THIS SWEATER 115 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:35,181 IT'S A ONE OF A KIND IT'S A GOOD ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 116 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:42,288 2-3-9. * COME ON DOWN 117 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:56,069 COME ON DOWN * HEY! 118 00:08:56,069 --> 00:09:01,074 NICE TO SEE YOU. STAND OVER THERE HOW ARE YOU? 119 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,376 >> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU >> Jimmy: I'M GREAT. WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE 120 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,145 YOU FROM >> I'M SARAH I LIVE IN NEW YORK, ACTUALLY 121 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,080 SO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A LOCAL 122 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,482 NEW YORK - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> Jimmy: SARAH, DO YOU HAVE 123 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,584 ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN YOUR WARDROBE >> I DON'T 124 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:13,553 BUT I'M TOTALLY WEARING IT I'M TOTALLY GONNA WEAR IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 125 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,888 WOULD YOU LIKE TO -- WOULD YOU LIKE TO WEAR IT TONIGHT? >> YEAH. 126 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:19,559 OH, YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT ON >> Jimmy: RIGHT NOW? >> I'LL PUT IT ON RIGHT NOW. 127 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,062 >> Jimmy: YEAH I'D LOVE IT. YEAH 128 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,030 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: BE CAREFUL THAT -- 129 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:25,799 >> HOW DO I -- >> Jimmy: I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW HOW 130 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:29,836 BUT YOUR HEAD SOMEHOW COMES THROUGH THE CHIMNEY HOLE I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT 131 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:36,609 CAN YOU FEEL MY HAND >> YES >> Jimmy: OKAY 132 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:41,648 WHERE -- NO, NOT YOUR HANDS, YOUR HEAD. >> NO, YEAH. 133 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:43,483 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOUR HANDS GO THROUGH THE SLEEVES. * 134 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:45,118 >> WE GOT IT >> Jimmy: OH -- OH, WAIT, THIS IS -- YEAH, PERFECT. 135 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,554 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOD IT'S PERFECT 136 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,723 YES, IT LOOKS GREAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] 137 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:52,158 >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC LOOK AT HOW GOOD YOU LOOK. IT LOOKS SO -- COME ON, GIVE 138 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:55,095 HER A ROUND OF - SARAH FROM NEW YORK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 139 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,931 HAPPY HOLIDAYS THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND 140 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,899 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "WETWEET," EVERYBODY COME ON BACK TO THE SHOW 141 00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:11,077 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THIS NEXT 142 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:12,746 ONE HERE. IT SAYS, "WHEN YOU NEED A TISSUE, BUT THEN FIND AN OLD 143 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:16,383 USED ONE IN YOUR POCKET, IT'S LIKE, 'YOU'RE BACK IN THE GAME, KID.'" 144 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:20,420 [ LAUGHTER ] * YOU GOTTA DO IT, RIGHT 145 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:41,107 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 146 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:44,277 WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. EMMA THOMPSON IS HERE TONIGHT. 147 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,680 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE EMMA. GUILLERMO del TORO IS ON THE 148 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:52,352 SHOW THIS EVENING. >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 149 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:55,121 >> Jimmy: THE NEW "PINOCCHIO," IT'S AMAZING AND WE GOT MUSIC, GREAT MUSIC 150 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:59,559 FROM ASHLEY McBRYDE AND JOHN OSBORNE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 151 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:06,533 GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY. IT IS TIME FOR WETWEET HERE WE GO 152 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,642 WETWEET * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW WELCOME TO 153 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,310 WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD 154 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,279 POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS AND WE'RE ALL 155 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:24,150 GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT 156 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,853 YOUR SEATS YUP. YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM, 157 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:30,390 IF YOU WANT TO BE NICE YOU CAN JUST DO THAT YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM 158 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:34,427 IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE PLAYING WHATEVER YOU WANT. WE'RE GONNA SEE THE RESULTS 159 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,396 LIVE THOUGH, RIGHT HERE. AND HIGGINS, YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKER? 160 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,398 ROOTS? >> Steve: GOT IT >> Jimmy: GOT YOUR CLICKERS? 161 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,467 >> Tariq: HMM-MM >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WHATEVER TWEET GET THE MOST 162 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,302 LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK AND THEN YOU CAN ALL LIKE 163 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:46,473 IT AND WETWEET IT. [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, HERE WE GO 164 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:51,478 YOU GUYS READY OUR FIRST TWEET IS "THE BEST TIME TO FAKE RUN IS WHEN 165 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:57,951 SOMEONE HOLDS THE DOOR OPEN FOR YOU BUT YOU'RE TOO FAR AWAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 166 00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:02,756 * >> Steve: WOW. I GUESS NOT. 167 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:06,059 * I LIKE TO HOLD IT OPEN FOR SOMEBODY WHO IS FAR AWAY AND 168 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,862 THEN CLOSE IT RIGHT WHEN THEY GET THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO 169 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:12,065 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE. 170 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,667 I THINK THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. 171 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:17,504 NOT FEELING TOO GOOD YEAH WOW, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE 172 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,072 * SOME PEOPLE DIDN'T EVEN PARTICIPATE. 173 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,074 >> Steve: YEAH, THEY DIDN'T CARE [ LAUGHTER ] 174 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,076 >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T EVEN FEEL LIKE PLAYING THE GAME. >> Steve: THEY DIDN'T CARE FOR 175 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,378 IT SO MUCH, THEY GO, "I'M NOT VOTING." >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M NOT VOTING 176 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,614 I UNDERSTAND THIS NEXT ONE SAYS "EVERYONE HAS ONE TEACHER WHO CHANGED 177 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:32,252 THEIR LIFE AND ONE TEACHER WHO IS THEIR PASSWORD RECOVERY QUESTION." 178 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:39,592 [ LAUGHTER ] * >> Steve: COME ON. 179 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,661 >> Jimmy: YUP. IT'S GETTING SOME TITTERS. >> Steve: THAT GOT TITTERS 180 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,530 >> Jimmy: WE GOT SOME TITTERS OUT THERE. SOME GIGGLES 181 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,598 PEOPLE ENJOYED IT, I THINK >> Steve: NODDING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 182 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,133 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. WOW. 183 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:52,706 SAME THING * >> Steve: "NO THANKS," THEY 184 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,574 SAID >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 185 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,844 I'M NOT FEELING TOO GOOD ABOUT THESE ONES THE FIRST ONE WAS, WHAT WAS IT 186 00:12:57,844 --> 00:13:01,348 >> Steve: 95 >> Jimmy: OH A 95. >> Steve: THEN 103 187 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,650 >> Jimmy: 103. >> Steve: HIGH FEVER [ LAUGHTER ] 188 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:07,253 DANG >> Jimmy: THAT GOT A BIGGER LAUGH THAN THE TWEET 189 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,089 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS ONE'S GOING TO BE GOOD, RIGHT? 190 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:13,893 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THIS NEXT ONE HERE 191 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:17,630 IT SAYS "THE ROCKETTES SHOULD PLAY IN THE WORLD CUP. >> Steve: YEAH 192 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:21,134 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S MORE LIKE "YES," NOT A LAUGH, BUT LIKE "YAY." 193 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:25,839 >> Jimmy: YEAH LIKE THEY SHOULD IT'S GOT TO BEAT 103, RIGHT? 194 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:29,309 >> Steve: YEAH, IT'S GOTTA BEAT 103. >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'LL BEAT 195 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,946 103. I'M SAYING THIS ONE'S IN THE 1 -- 196 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,881 >> Steve: 15 >> Jimmy: 130. >> Steve: 130? 197 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:37,083 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Tariq: I'MMA GO -- I'MMA GO -- I'MMA GO 115 198 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,386 >> Steve: I'M WITH TARIQ 115. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE. 199 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:42,322 THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. WHOA 200 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:48,128 141. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 201 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,196 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I WAS CLOSE TO THAT ONE. 202 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,699 ALL RIGHT. THIS ONE IS PRETTY GOOD. IT SAYS, "GIFTING SOMEONE 203 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:55,902 A SCENTED CANDLE IS THE NICEST WAY TO SAY, 'HI, YOUR HOUSE STINKS.' 204 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:59,372 [ LAUGHTER ] * >> Steve: YEAH, THIS IS GOING 205 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,941 TO BE 180. >> Jimmy: ONE OF THOSE BIG CANDLES, HAS LIKE THREE WICKS 206 00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:08,248 IN IT. >> Steve: RIGHT. HERE YOU GO. 207 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,350 >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE AN INFERNO >> Steve: AND GLADE. >> Jimmy: HOW MUCH CANDLE DO 208 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,719 YOU WANT HOW MUCH CANDLE CAN YOU HANDLE ALL RIGHT. 209 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:15,121 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. OH - 171. 210 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:18,825 * THERE YOU GO I THINK THAT MIGHT BE THE 211 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:22,762 WINNER >> Steve: DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE LIKE "JOHN WICK" CANDLES? 212 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:26,833 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY SHOULD. THEY SHOULD. 213 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:30,203 >> Steve: THERE'S FOUR WICKS WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT, MAN >> Jimmy: YOU WANT ME TO DO IT 214 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,838 >> Steve: I THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT >> Jimmy: WITH MY MONEY. 215 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,374 >> Steve: MAKE SOME MORE MONEY YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SELL IT. 216 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,076 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SELL THE BUSINESS >> Steve: YEAH 217 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,912 THE WICK BUSINESS. >> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T BEEN -- I HAVEN'T BOUGHT A CANDLE IN A 218 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:41,147 A LONG TIME. >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH 219 00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:42,882 >> Steve: WHY NOT? BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE DOES NOT STINK? 220 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,852 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I JUST DON'T - I DON'T REALLY USE CANDLES 221 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,921 >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: I LIKE CANDLES YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, WE GOT 222 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:52,192 THOSE BATTERY POWERED CANDLES. THEY'RE FAKE >> Steve: OH, THE ONES WITH 223 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,160 THE -- THE THING THAT GOES - >> Jimmy: YEAH SAFETY FIRST 224 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,396 >> Steve: YEAH, SURE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M NOT A DANGEROUS 225 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,733 PERSON LIKE YOU ARE. YOU'RE LIKE EVEL KNIEVEL AT YOUR HOUSE 226 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,702 Steve: I AM EVEL KNIEVEL >> LIGHTING THINGS ON FIRE >> Steve: I HAVE 600 CANDLES 227 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,038 AROUND ME AT ALL TIMES [ LAUGHTER ] AND NEXT TO IT I HAVE OILY 228 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:08,141 RAGS AND, LIKE OPEN GASOLINE CONTAINERS 229 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:11,411 I LIVE ON THE EDGE >> Jimmy: YEAH LISTEN TO THIS LAST ONE HERE 230 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,313 IT SAYS "WHEN YOU NEED A TISSUE BUT THEN FIND AN OLD USED ONE IN YOUR POCKET, IT'S LIKE, 231 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:18,184 'YOU'RE BACK IN THE GAME, KID.'" [ LAUGHTER ] 232 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:28,595 * YOU GOTTA DO IT, RIGHT YOU'RE LIKE, LET'S GO. 233 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,097 READY TO COME BACK ONE MORE RIDE! LET'S DO IT! 234 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,166 ONE MORE RIDE! ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE 235 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:37,537 * WHOA, IT IS CANDLE THE WINNER IS CANDLE 236 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,173 THAT IS OUR WINNER RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DINGING 237 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,543 * I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK 238 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,211 IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WETWEET AND ENJOY. 239 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,614 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH EMMA THOMPSON, EVERYBODY 240 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:52,218 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: "LOVE ACTUALLY" IS 241 00:15:52,218 --> 00:16:01,161 PLAYING ON EVERY CHANNEL, EVERY HOUR, AND IT'S SO GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 242 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,029 AND IT'S MY FAVORITE SCENE, WHICH I'VE ALWAYS TOLD YOU, BUT YOUR SCENE, THE HEARTBREAKING, 243 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:09,202 WHICH I'VE ALWAYS TOLD YOU, BUT YOUR SCENE, THE HEARTBREAKING, SADDEST SCENE -- 244 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:24,184 YOU NOW? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T. 245 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,252 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A TWO-TIME OSCAR WINNING ACTRESS, AND SCREEN WRITER WHO 246 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,221 STARS AS MISS TRUNCHBULL IN ROALD DAHL'S "MATILDA: THE MUSICAL" WHICH IS IN SELECT 247 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:35,762 THEATERS THIS FRIDAY AND ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 25th. PLEASE WELCOME, ONE OF OUR 248 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:36,730 NETFLIX DECEMBER 25th. PLEASE WELCOME, ONE OF OUR FAVORITES, EMMA THOMPSON 249 00:16:40,300 --> 00:17:01,788 * * 250 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:10,764 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING? THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. 251 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,298 WOW. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. 252 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:15,335 EMMA THOMPSON, WELCOME BACK. YOU ARE AWESOME. YOU ARE MOST FUN 253 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:23,643 YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 254 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,712 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE >> I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BACK 255 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,348 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN SO LONG >> Jimmy: IT HAS BEEN A WHILE. 256 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:31,084 >> I'M COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED. >> Jimmy: FROM DOING THAT? >> YEAH, FROM DOING THAT 257 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,919 LITERALLY PATHETIC >> Jimmy: I LIKE HAVING YOU HERE DURING THIS TIME OF YEAR, 258 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,121 BECAUSE YOUR ON EVERY TELEVISION "LOVE ACTUALLY" IS PLAYING ON 259 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:40,360 EVERY CHANNEL, EVERY HOUR, AND IT'S SO GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 260 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,228 AND IT'S MY FAVORITE SCENE, WHICH I ALWAYS TELL, BUT YOUR SCENE, THE HEARTBREAKING, 261 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:46,166 SADDEST SCENE -- YOU'RE SO AWESOME AND PHENOMENAL 262 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:50,770 LIKE, "HOW DO YOU DO THAT? >> DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IT FOR YOU NOW? 263 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,173 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T. NO, NO, NO 264 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,575 DO YOU EVER WATCH IT >> I DON'T THINK IT WOULD WORK >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER SEE IT 265 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,712 NO, YOU DON'T WATCH THAT >> IT WAS 20 YEARS AGO >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT IT'S KIND 266 00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:02,349 OF FUN TO PUT IT ON AND BE LIKE, "I REMEMBER WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE WERE DOING THAT. 267 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:05,618 >> NOT REALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, YOU JUST SAY, "I DON'T 268 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:09,556 THINK I WAS VERY WELL PAID FOR THAT." [ LAUGHTER ] 269 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:14,794 THAT WAS THE TERRIBLE TRAILOR WITH THE LOO THAT REALLY STANK AND HAD THAT SORT OF - 270 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,330 >> Jimmy: YEAH HOW MANY - >> THESE ARE JUST THE THINGS 271 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,199 YOU REMEMBER NOT THE GOOD ONES. >> Jimmy: HOW MANY FANS HAVE 272 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,834 SENT YOU JONI MITCHELL CDs >> I HAVE A SEPARATE HOUSE FOR THOSE. 273 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:23,103 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JUST FILLED WITH ALL CDs. 274 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,238 YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT, IS YOUR HUSBAND 275 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:35,048 WAS ON THE U.K. VERSION OF "DANCING WITH THE STARS. >> "STRICTLY COME DANCING. 276 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:38,651 >> Jimmy: YES. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND HE WAS GREAT 277 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,720 >> I MADE HIM DO IT. I SAID, "IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN." 278 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,689 [ LAUGHTER ] SO NOT FUN >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT, HUH? 279 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:46,526 >> THE TRAINING IS JUST UNBELIEVABLE HE WAS SO TIRED. 280 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:50,563 HE LOST ALL THIS WEIGHT. I WAS LIKE, "GOD, IS HE GOING TO SURVIVE?" 281 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:55,068 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, THE WORST OF IT IS, OKAY, SO YOU GO AND DO IT AND 282 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,603 EVERYONE LOVED YOU AND YOU'RE JUST THE BEST. BUT YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO KEEP 283 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,304 SAYING YOU'RE LIVING YOUR BEST LIFE >> Jimmy: YEAH 284 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,273 >> IF YOU'RE NOT LIVING YOUR BEST LIFE AND IT'S BETTER THAN ANYTHING, INCLUDING THE BIRTH 285 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,042 OF YOUR CHILDREN -- AND, YOU KNOW, ANYTHING, THEN YOU'RE KIND OF NOT REALLY LIVING UP TO 286 00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:06,746 IT AND THEN, WHEN YOU GET THROWN OFF, IT'S SORT OF LIKE BEING 287 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:18,758 PUSHED OFF A MOVING BUS. SO IF YOU KNOW HOW TO ROLL, IT'S OKAY. 288 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:26,633 BUT IF YOU DON'T, LIKE WE DIDN'T AND I'M LIKE, BUT I'M HERE 289 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:31,338 WEARING A SPARKLING PINK JACKET THIS CAN'T HAPPEN. 290 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,940 AND HE JUST LIKE FACE PLANTED. AND I'M LIKE, "GET UP, GET UP, GET UP 291 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,676 DON'T SHOW FEAR. DON'T SHOW FEAR. BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOMENT 292 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:40,413 WHERE THEY COME, AND THE DOGS TEAR YOU THEY TEAR YOU. 293 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:44,784 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE CRITICS COME OUT >> OH, MY GOSH 294 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,520 >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND THEN WE WENT BACK AND GOT THE WHISKEY OUT, AND WENT 295 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:53,727 AROUND THE CORNER AND BOUGHT A A PACKET OF CIGARETTES WE'RE LIKE, "WE'RE FINE. 296 00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,829 NO, IT'S FINE. >> Jimmy: BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL. OH MY GOD. 297 00:19:55,829 --> 00:19:58,431 [ COUGHING ] >> IT WAS TRULY TRAUMATIC. >> Jimmy: I WAS THINKING THAT 298 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:01,835 YOU WERE GOING TO GET UP ON THERE AND START DANCING WITH HIM. 299 00:20:01,835 --> 00:20:05,772 >> IT DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME NO, I WOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 300 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,441 BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY EMBARRASSING. >> Jimmy: BUT YOUR DANCING IS 301 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,677 FANTASTIC. >> WELL, THAT'S VERY KIND. BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN 302 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:14,614 INAPPROPRIATE. >> Jimmy: NO, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO COOL 303 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,916 YOU DANCING AT THE ADELE CONCERT WAS FANTASTIC, BY THE WAY. 304 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,485 I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF Y'ALL SAW THIS, BUT WHEN EMMA THOMPSON WAS AT THE ADELE 305 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,054 CONCERT, AND YOU WERE DANCING, THEY GOT YOU ON VIDEOTAPE. LET'S JUST SHOW A LITTLE CLIP 306 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:25,959 THEY GOT YOU ON VIDEOTAPE. LET'S JUST SHOW A LITTLE CLIP OF THIS. 307 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:41,408 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 308 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:46,546 >> I SEE YOU DANCING YOU'VE BEEN DANCING ALL NIGHT. HI 309 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:50,784 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. 310 00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:52,752 GET UP GET UP, I'M GOING. >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE 311 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,621 MICK JAGGER. HERE WE GO >> OH MY GOD 312 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,289 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> BECAUSE ALL THE CELEBRITIES WERE SITTING DOWNSTAIRS, AND 313 00:20:56,289 --> 00:21:00,293 THEY WERE JUST SORT OF SITTING THERE. I THOUGHT, "WAKE UP. 314 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:03,463 WE'VE BEEN IN COVID FOR TWO YEARS. WE'RE OUT. 315 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:06,866 IT'S THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE ALL BEEN OUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 316 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,502 >> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. >> OH, THANK GOD, WE CAN GET OUT. 317 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:12,872 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS FANTASTIC AND EVERYONE LOVED IT. AND THEY'RE GOING TO GET TO SEE 318 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:17,577 YOU IN A MUSICAL >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, "MATILDA." 319 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:26,119 ROALD DAHL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU WERE PERFECT. 320 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:30,924 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. 321 00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:34,527 BECAUSE YOU KIND OF GOT YOUR START, RIGHT, KIND OF IN MUSICALS 322 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,262 DIDN'T YOU DO A MUSICAL IN THE WEST END >> I DID 323 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,697 I DID IT FOR 15 MONTHS IT WAS TREMENDOUSLY CHEERFUL MUSICAL. 324 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,332 SO AFTER NINE MONTHS, I WAS CLINICALLY DEPRESSED [ LAUGHTER ] 325 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:42,268 BECAUSE IT WAS - * * DOING THE LAMBETH WAL 326 00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:44,704 OY ANYTIME YOU'RE LAMBETH WAY * IT WAS THAT. 327 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,906 IT WAS THAT SORT OF THE COCKNEY NUMBER, YOU KNOW AND IT WAS EVER SO CHEERFUL. 328 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,475 SO, YES, I WAS DEEPLY DEPRESSED. >> Jimmy: YOU GO, "I CAN'T DO 329 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,477 THIS I CAN'T BE THAT HAPPY. >> YOU CAN'T 330 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,112 SERIOUSLY IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU. FORCED CHEERINESS FOR 331 00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:54,614 15 MONTHS, EIGHT SHOWS A WEEK. IT WOULD KILL ANYONE >> Jimmy: IT WOULD KILL ANYONE, 332 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:59,786 YEAH BUT THIS WAS THE PERFECT AMOUNT, "MATILDA." 333 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:04,924 AND YOU GOT ALL THE KIDS BUT LOOK AT YOU. THIS IS YOU AS MISS TRUNCHBULL 334 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:08,194 THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU. LOOK AT YOU. 335 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:15,835 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN YOU MAKE THAT FACE HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE THAT FACE 336 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:20,440 >> Jimmy: OH, MEAN AND WERE THE KIDS SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID OF YOU 337 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,509 >> THEY WERE YEAH, THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID OF ME 338 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,077 BUT, OF COURSE, I JUST WALKED ONSET, AND THEY'RE LIKE "NANNY McPHEE. 339 00:22:24,077 --> 00:22:25,478 NANNY McPHEE." [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M LIKE, "NO, NOT 340 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,981 NANNY McPHEE SHUT UP! I'M MISS TRENCHBULL NOW. 341 00:22:27,981 --> 00:22:30,817 SHUSH. BE AFRAID! AND THEY'RE ALL -- 342 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,485 [ LAUGHTER ] "OH, YOU'RE FUNNY. AND THE DIRECTORS GOING, "WILL 343 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:36,489 YOU PLEASE STOP HUGGING THE CHILDREN?" [ LAUGHTER ] 344 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:39,359 BECAUSE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. THEY WERE SO FANTASTIC, THESE KIDS, HONESTLY 345 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,628 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S GOING - THEY RELEASED SOME DANCE THING ON TIKTOK I SAW, LIKE, BEHIND 346 00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:47,967 THE SCENES >> OH, MY GOD, YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT IS ALREADY VIRAL 347 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:53,573 ON TIK TOK EVERY KID IS DOING THIS. THEY'RE SO TALENTED. 348 00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:55,842 >> THEY'RE JUST EXTRAORDINARY. AND THEY HAD WORKED FOR MONTHS, AND MONTHS, AND MONTHS 349 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,478 BEFOREHAND THEY'RE SO EXTRAORDINARY >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 350 00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:00,880 EVERYBODY. HERE'S A CLIP. HERE'S "MATILDA," EVERYBODY. 351 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,514 HERE'S A CLIP. HERE'S "MATILDA," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 352 00:23:02,349 --> 00:23:04,484 * HAVE YOU EVER SMELLED ANYTHING WORSE THA 353 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:07,754 THAT SMELL OF REBELLION * * THE STENCH OF REVOL THE REEK OF INSUBORDINATIO 354 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:22,736 THE WHIFF OF RESISTANC THE PONG OF DISSENT * * AND I WILL NOT STOP 'TI 355 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:28,975 YOU ARE SQUASHED 'TIL THIS REBELLION IS QUASHED 'TIL GLORIOUS * 356 00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:46,359 * SWEATY DISCIPLINE HAS WASHED THIS SICKENIN STENCH AWAY * 357 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:52,365 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 358 00:23:52,365 --> 00:23:58,605 I HAVE NEVER SEEN A STANDING OVATION FOR A CLIP THAT WAS AMAZING 359 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:03,610 YOU CAN SING THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. AND THAT WAS LIVE SINGING? 360 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,912 >> YEAH. ACTUALLY, THAT LAST NOTE, MY LEGS WERE SHAKING BECAUSE I WAS 361 00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:07,580 ON TOP OF THAT 80-FOOT STRUCTURE WITH, YOU KNOW, REALLY NOTHING, BUT A SMALL 362 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:16,322 WIRE HOLDING ME TO THE THING AND I THOUGHT, "PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T. 363 00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:21,261 BUT THERE WAS NOTHING TO DO. >> Jimmy: JUST HIT THE NOTE. >> JUST HIT THE NOTE, AND GO 364 00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:22,862 FOR IT >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S SO GOOD I ALSO WANT TO TALK ABOUT, 365 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:27,400 QUICKLY, IF YOU CAN, "GOOD LUCK TO YOU LEO GRAND." YOU WERE PHENOMENAL IN THIS AS 366 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:31,838 WELL AND THIS IS A DIFFERENT MOVIE, BY THE WAY 367 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:35,875 >> VERY DIFFERENT. >> Jimmy: VERY DIFFERENT THIS IS NOT FOR THE CHILDREN 368 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:38,745 >> NO. NO >> Jimmy: NOT FOR THE KIDS, 369 00:24:38,745 --> 00:24:40,580 THIS ONE >> NO. >> Jimmy: BUT MAN, YOU'RE ON 370 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:43,950 EVERY LIST AWARD BUZZ BECAUSE YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK AS ALWAYS. 371 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:46,586 BUT, DO YOU WANT TO SET UP WHAT THAT MOVIE IS ABOUT SO PEOPLE KNOW 372 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:49,756 >> IT'S ABOUT AN EX-RELIGIOUS EDUCATION TEACHER WHOS'S WIDOWED. 373 00:24:49,756 --> 00:24:52,225 AND HAS BEEN WIDOWED FOR TWO YEARS. AND WHO DECIDES TO HIRE A VERY 374 00:24:52,225 --> 00:25:00,567 MUCH YOUNGER 28-YEAR-OLD SEX WORKER, BECAUSE SHE'S NEVER HAD AN ORGASM. 375 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:05,605 >> Jimmy: YUP. SO TOTALLY DIFFERENT MOVIE THAN "MATILDA." 376 00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:07,474 [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT YOU DO FEEL THAT TRUNCHBULL COULD DO WITH A SEX 377 00:25:07,474 --> 00:25:13,580 WORKER [ LAUGHTER ] OR POSSIBLY BE ONE 378 00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:17,751 SHE MIGHT BE ONE SHE MIGHT BE SOMEBODY'S IDEA OF ABSOLUTE BLISS 379 00:25:17,751 --> 00:25:21,688 I COULD SEE SOME VERY INTERESTED FACES OVER THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 380 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:26,826 >> Jimmy: WE LOVE HAVING YOU ON THE SHOW PLEASE COME BACK MORE OFTEN. 381 00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:29,329 WE LOVE YOU. EMMA THOMPSON, EVERYBODY ROALD DAHL'S "MATILDA THE 382 00:25:29,329 --> 00:25:30,864 MUSICAL," IS IN SELECT THEATERS THIS FRIDAY AND ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 25th. 383 00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:34,067 WE'LL BE BACK WITH GUILLERMO del TORO STICK AROUND 384 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:59,626 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN 385 00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:04,264 OSCAR-WINNING DIRECTOR AND A A VERY TALENTED WRITER HIS LATEST FILM 386 00:26:04,264 --> 00:26:06,299 "GUILLERMO del TORO'S PINOCCHIO" IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW AND COMES TO 387 00:26:06,299 --> 00:26:11,204 NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY. PLEASE WELCOME, GUILLERMO del TORO 388 00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:30,457 * * >> Jimmy: A STANDING OVATION 389 00:26:30,457 --> 00:26:34,394 I MEAN, COME ON. >> I LIKE IT >> Jimmy: YEAH 390 00:26:34,394 --> 00:26:38,131 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE I'M SUCH A BIG FAN OF YOURS. 391 00:26:38,131 --> 00:26:40,567 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL YOU. DO I CALL YOU GUILLERMO, OR DO 392 00:26:40,567 --> 00:26:46,973 I CALL YOU DR. del TORO? YOU GOT YOUR DOCTORATE >> THAT IS MY -- 393 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:50,677 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW. 394 00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:54,948 >> YES, INDEED >> Jimmy: NOW, WHERE WAS THIS? WHO GAVE THIS TO YOU 395 00:26:54,948 --> 00:27:00,620 >> THIS IS THE BEST, THE LARGEST, THE MOST FAMOUS UNIVERSITY IN LATIN AMERICA. 396 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:06,192 NATIONAL UNIVERSITY OF MEXICO. >> Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 397 00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:10,797 >> YOU CAN ONLY WRITE PRESCRIPTIONS IF YOU HAVE THE HAT, YOU KNOW? 398 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:14,734 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE HAT? 399 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:17,370 >> YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE HAT. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE HAT. 400 00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:20,840 I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE. DID YOUR PARENTS WANT YOU TO BE A DOCTOR GROWING UP OR WERE 401 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:25,045 THEY HAPPY THAT YOU WENT INTO MOVIES >> THEY WERE HAPPY FOR US TO 402 00:27:25,045 --> 00:27:27,547 HAVE A PULSE [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE LIKE, "THE KIDS ARE 403 00:27:27,547 --> 00:27:30,050 OKAY THEY'RE BREATHING. >> Jimmy: SO, THEY'RE ALL 404 00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:33,420 RIGHT. >> YEAH, THEY WERE >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU KNOW? 405 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:36,589 I READ SOMEWHERE YOU'RE LIKE 8 YEARS OLD AND YOU GRABBED YOUR DAD'S CAMERA. 406 00:27:36,589 --> 00:27:41,294 >> YEAH, MY DAD USED TO SELL CARS AT A CAR DEALERSHIP AND THEY WOULD PAY HIM WITH 407 00:27:41,294 --> 00:27:46,199 STUFF LIKE DOWN PAYMENTS AND THEY GAVE HIM A SUPER 8 CAMERA, A PROJECTOR, 408 00:27:46,199 --> 00:27:49,936 AND A SCREEN AND I STARTED DOING SUPER 8 MOVIES WITH THAT 409 00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:52,672 >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER ANY OF YOUR MOVIES YOU USED TO MAKE 410 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:58,678 >> EARLY ON, I DID STOP MOTION, CLAY ANIMATION, ABOUT A SERIAL KILLER POTATO. 411 00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:02,716 [ LAUGHTER ] IT BECAME SENTIENT MURDERED A WHOLE FAMILY. 412 00:28:02,716 --> 00:28:06,753 DECIDED TO CONQUER THE WORLD >> Jimmy: WHY DID THE POTATO KILL THE FAMILY? 413 00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:10,390 >> IT WAS A REALLY -- HUBRIS [ LAUGHTER ] THE POTATO WANTED TO CONQUER 414 00:28:10,390 --> 00:28:14,427 THE WORLD AND STEPPED OUT INTO THE STREET AND GOT CRUSHED BY A CAR. 415 00:28:14,427 --> 00:28:17,030 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MASHED POTATO AT THE END? 416 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:20,533 THAT'S WILD. >> IT ENDED IN VIOLENCE. >> Jimmy: IT ENDED IN VIOLENCE 417 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:22,535 YEAH CAN WE TALK ABOUT "GUILLERMO del TORO'S 418 00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:27,640 PINOCCHIO? >> YES, PLEASE >> Jimmy: WHAT A MASTERPIECE 419 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,276 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S A TRIUMPH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 420 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:35,281 MAN, OH, MAN THIS MOVIE. WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE -- I WANT TO KNOW WHEN YOU GOT THE 421 00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:39,886 IDEA THAT YOU WANT TO DO YOUR VERSION OF PINOCCHIO, AND THAT YOU WANTED TO MAKE IT STOP 422 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:44,924 MOTION ANIMATION >> STOP MOTION, I'VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE I WAS A KID, AS I 423 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:49,729 SAID THE THING IS, I FELT THAT FOR THE PUPPET TO BELONG TO THE 424 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:57,370 SAME WORLD, EVERYBODY HAD TO BE A PUPPET AND IT'S A STORY ABOUT -- IT'S 425 00:28:57,370 --> 00:29:00,540 SET DURING THE RISE OF MUSSOLINI. AND IT'S THE ONLY CHARACTER 426 00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:04,010 THAT DOESN'T BEHAVE LIKE A A PUPPET IS THE PUPPET HE'S A VERY FREE THINKER -- AND 427 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:05,679 WE STARTED THE ADVENTURE WITH A SHADOW MACHINE AND MY CO-DIRECTOR, MARK GUSTAFSON, 428 00:29:05,679 --> 00:29:15,622 AND THIS IS A TITANIC PIECE OF ANIMATION. GIGANTIC 429 00:29:15,622 --> 00:29:19,693 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE STORY DID YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH IT FROM THE DISNEY CARTOON? 430 00:29:19,693 --> 00:29:23,930 >> YEAH, I SAW IT WITH MY MOM. IT WAS THE SECOND OR THIRD MOVIE I SAW WITH MY MOM. 431 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,732 AND I FELT THAT WAS THE ONLY MOVIE, AT THAT AGE, THAT CAPTURED HOW HORRIBLE CHILDHOOD 432 00:29:25,732 --> 00:29:35,075 FELT [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS ENCHANTED BY THAT. 433 00:29:35,075 --> 00:29:38,912 I SAID, "THAT GUY GETS ME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. 434 00:29:38,912 --> 00:29:43,850 >> AND THEN I SAID, MY MOM AND I WERE VERY, VERY GOOD FRIENDS GROWING UP 435 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:48,855 SHE WAS THE WEIRD ONE IN THE FAMILY ALONG WITH ME SHE WOULD HAVE WORN THAT 436 00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:53,460 SWEATER, BY THE WAY. SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED IT. EVERY CHRISTMAS. 437 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:56,196 >> Jimmy: YOUR MOM HAD A LOT TO DO WITH THIS MOVIE GETTING MADE 438 00:29:56,196 --> 00:30:01,101 >> YEAH, WE TALKED ABOUT IT. SHE WOULD GET ME A PINOCCHIO EVERY COUPLE OF YEARS. 439 00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:05,138 A WOODEN PINOCCHIO SHE KNEW THAT I WANTED TO DO IT SINCE I WAS VERY YOUNG 440 00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:06,906 AND UNFORTUNATELY, SHE PASSED AWAY RIGHT BEFORE THE MOVIE PREMIERED IN THE LONDON FILM 441 00:30:06,906 --> 00:30:14,981 FESTIVAL [ AUDIENCE AWS ] BUT I STILL FEEL HER IN THERE. 442 00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:17,951 >> Jimmy: I THINK SHE'D BE VERY PROUD. >> SHE WOULD BE HAPPY. 443 00:30:17,951 --> 00:30:20,253 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE WOULD BE >> Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT US THE 444 00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:27,227 STAR OF THE MOVIE. >> YEAH, TWO ACTORS CAME WITH ME 445 00:30:27,227 --> 00:30:33,233 >> Jimmy: TWO ACTORS COME WITH YOU. >> THESE ARE THE REAL PUPPETS. 446 00:30:33,233 --> 00:30:45,078 YOU CAN ANIMATE THEM, YOU KNOW THIS IS GEPPETTO AND THIS IS -- MECHANICAL, 447 00:30:45,078 --> 00:30:47,814 THEY'RE MECHANICAL PUPPETS, SO ALL THE MECHANISMS ARE IN THE FACE 448 00:30:47,814 --> 00:30:53,253 THEY ARE MADE OF SILICON AND INSIDE, THERE'S BASICALLY LIKE THE SWISS WATCH OF 449 00:30:53,253 --> 00:30:56,856 MECHANICS. SO YOU CAN ANIMATE THEM FRAME BY FRAME 450 00:30:56,856 --> 00:31:02,429 LOOK, FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU WANT HIM TO BE SAD, AND IF HE'S WORRIED. 451 00:31:02,429 --> 00:31:13,606 HE'S WORRIED ABOUT PINOCCHIO NOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 452 00:31:13,606 --> 00:31:16,109 IF YOU WANT HIM TO BE ANGRY, YOU KNOW, HE WOULD GET ANGRY HE'S A PRETTY, "IT WILL BE THE 453 00:31:16,109 --> 00:31:20,113 END" GUY THERE YOU GO THAT'S HIS FACE TELLING 454 00:31:20,113 --> 00:31:23,316 PINOCCHIO, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [ LAUGHTER ] 455 00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:26,152 >> Jimmy: HOW LONG DOES THIS TAKE BECAUSE WHEN I'M WATCHING IT, I 456 00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:30,223 FORGOT THEY WERE STOP MOTION PUPPETS AT ONE POINT >> THAT'S THE IDEA 457 00:31:30,223 --> 00:31:33,693 THE IDEA IS FOR THEM TO BECOME ACTORS EACH OF THESE IS MORE EXPENSIVE 458 00:31:33,693 --> 00:31:40,100 THAN A HYUNDAI [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO THEY ARE REALLY 459 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:43,870 MECHANICALLY FINE. >> Jimmy: I'M NOT TOUCHING THEM 460 00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:46,573 >> NO, YOU SHOULD GRAB PINOCCHIO. AND THIS GUY, BASICALLY WHAT WE 461 00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:54,381 DECIDED TO DO IS ACT IN A NATURALISTIC WAY NOT LIKE A CARTOON 462 00:31:54,381 --> 00:31:59,285 NOT HYPER. YOU CAN MAKE THEM MAKE MISTAKES 463 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:03,223 WHEN YOU WORK WITH LIVE ACTORS, YOU EXPECT TO CREATE SOMETHING THAT FEELS ALIVE 464 00:32:03,223 --> 00:32:07,827 BUT WITH A STOP MOTION PUPPET, YOU HAVE TO ANIMATE MISTAKES SO WHEN WE SEE A LITTLE FOOTAGE 465 00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:12,632 THAT I WANT, YOU WILL SEE THEM DO A FAILED ACT. STUMBLING, KICKING A BOTTLE 466 00:32:12,632 --> 00:32:17,203 THAT IS LAYING AROUND. SORT OF STUMBLING AROUND AND ALL OF THAT IS PRE-PLANNED 467 00:32:17,203 --> 00:32:21,808 TO BE ANIMATED LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: THAT'S NEXT LEVEL STUFF. 468 00:32:21,808 --> 00:32:26,713 YOU'RE LIKE, WOW, YOU'RE MAKING THE PUPPETS MAKE MISTAKES TO BE MORE HUMAN 469 00:32:26,713 --> 00:32:30,116 >> THERE IS A THING -- HAYAO MIYAZAKI, THE ANIMATOR IN JAPAN SAID, "IF YOU ANIMATE THE 470 00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:37,991 ORDINARY, IT WILL BE EXTRAORDINARY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 471 00:32:37,991 --> 00:32:42,362 AND THE WHOLE MOVIE DOES THAT. WE BELIEVE, EVERYBODY THAT MADE THIS MOVIE BELIEVES THAT 472 00:32:42,362 --> 00:32:48,902 ANIMATION IS NOT A GENRE JUST FOR KIDS ANIMATION IS ART 473 00:32:48,902 --> 00:32:50,503 ANIMATION IS FILM. AND WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE YOU SEE THESE GUYS AND SAY, 474 00:32:50,503 --> 00:32:56,176 "THEY'RE ACTORS. FORGET THAT THEY'RE PUPPETS. >> Jimmy: I READ ONE WRITE-UP 475 00:32:56,176 --> 00:32:57,811 OF THIS BECAUSE I WAS SO EXCITED TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW, EVEN BEFORE JUST LOOKING 476 00:32:57,811 --> 00:33:04,217 AT A TRAILER, AND THEY SAID, "IT'S YOUR DARK TAKE ON PINOCCHIO. 477 00:33:04,217 --> 00:33:08,688 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT IT'S A DARK TAKE >> I THINK THE OPPOSITE. 478 00:33:08,688 --> 00:33:12,058 I FIND IT INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL AND MOVING WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU WILL CALL 479 00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:18,064 YOUR KIDS, OR YOUR PARENTS IT'S AN INCREDIBLY EMOTIONAL, FULL OF LIGHT. 480 00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:21,067 BUT IT DOES HAVE THE BEAUTY. WHEN I SAW THE FIRST "PINOCCHIO" WITH DISNEY, DISNEY 481 00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:29,576 UNDERSTOOD ONE THING, THAT IN ORDER TO APPRECIATE THE LIGHT, YOU NEED A DARKNESS. 482 00:33:29,576 --> 00:33:34,614 AND SO THERE IS A CONTRASTING THING IN THIS MOVIE WHERE YOU WILL BE MOVED. 483 00:33:34,614 --> 00:33:36,916 I FIND MYSELF AFTER ALL THESE MONTHS OF WORK STILL TEARING UP WATCHING THE MOVIE OVER AND 484 00:33:36,916 --> 00:33:44,324 OVER >> Jimmy: IT MADE ME CRY AS WELL BUT IN CHEER. 485 00:33:44,324 --> 00:33:50,897 YOU JUST FALL IN LOVE WITH IT. THE WHOLE IDEA OF BEING A BOY AND LIVING YOUR LIFE 486 00:33:50,897 --> 00:33:54,501 >> YES >> Jimmy: THERE'S A POEM THAT YOU GOT QUOTED 487 00:33:54,501 --> 00:33:57,570 >> YEAH, THERE IS A POEM IT'S VERY MEXICAN. BUT IT'S ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIP 488 00:33:57,570 --> 00:34:00,540 OF LIFE AND DEATH. JAIME SABINES SAID, "ALL OF MY LIFE A VOICE HAS WHISPERED 489 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:07,714 SOFTLY IN MY EAR, 'LIVE, LIVE, LIVE.' IT WAS DEATH." 490 00:34:07,714 --> 00:34:13,319 AND THE IDEA OF "PINOCCHIO" IS CAN WE LOVE EACH OTHER WHILE WE'RE BRIEFLY IN THIS WORLD? 491 00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:17,791 CAN WE BELONG TO EACH OTHER? CAN WE SUPPORT EACH OTHER? NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE, OR WHAT 492 00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:23,129 YOU LOOK LIKE, AND THAT'S IT THE ONE THAT L LIN THIS "PINOCCH GUY. 493 00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:27,200 GEPPETTO LEARNS TO BE A REAL FATHER, AS OPPOSED TO PINOCCHIO LEARNING TO BE A REAL BOY. 494 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,269 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 495 00:34:29,269 --> 00:34:32,339 GET READY FOR THIS "GUILLERMO del TORO'S PINOCCHIO. 496 00:34:32,339 --> 00:34:34,274 "GUILLERMO del TORO'S PINOCCHIO. TAKE A LOOK. 497 00:34:43,516 --> 00:35:07,807 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] [ GROANING ] 498 00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:35,068 [ GLASS BREAKING ] >> AH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 499 00:35:35,068 --> 00:35:39,105 >> Jimmy: WOW. THAT WAS A PUPPET. THAT'S AMAZING 500 00:35:39,105 --> 00:35:45,779 GOOD JOB GOOD JOB, GEPPETTO GUILLERMO del TORO, EVERYBODY. 501 00:35:45,779 --> 00:35:47,313 "GUILLERMO del TORO'S PINOCCHIO" IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW AND BEGINS 502 00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:48,581 STREAMING ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 503 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:50,917 A PERFORMANCE FROM ASHLEY McBRYDE AND JOHN OSBORNE 504 00:35:50,917 --> 00:36:17,243 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 505 00:36:17,243 --> 00:36:20,613 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS RECEIVED THREE GRAMMY NOMINATIONS BETWEEN THEM, 506 00:36:20,613 --> 00:36:25,418 INCLUDING BEST COUNTRY ALBUM PERFORMING "GOSPEL NIGHT AT THE STRIP CLUB" WITH JOHN OSBORNE, 507 00:36:25,418 --> 00:36:31,424 STRIP CLUB" WITH JOHN OSBORNE, FROM HER ALBUM "LINDEVILLE," PLEASE WELCOME ASHLEY McBRYDE! 508 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:43,236 * 509 00:36:43,236 --> 00:36:48,074 * IT'S GOSPEL NIGHT AT THE STRIP CLU I'VE BEEN SLEEPIN' 510 00:36:48,074 --> 00:36:53,413 IN MY CAR * * I LEAD THE SINGIN' SERVIC WITH A HALF-AS 511 00:36:53,413 --> 00:36:58,318 TUNED GUITAR AND BRANDY'S SINGIN' * * BACKUP WHILE LONNIE'S 512 00:36:58,318 --> 00:37:05,759 TENDIN' BA JUST WAITIN' FOR MOR SINNERS TO SHOW UP * 513 00:37:05,759 --> 00:37:10,263 * CRYSTAL JUST STARTE DANCIN', SHE'S ALWAY RIGHT ON POINT 514 00:37:10,263 --> 00:37:15,835 SHE DON'T MIND IF YOU * * DON'T TIP HER AS LONG AS YOU SLIP HER A JOIN 515 00:37:15,835 --> 00:37:22,609 PATTI'S GOT AN UPPER T GET HER THROUGH HER SHIFT * * AND A DOWNER SO SHE CAN 516 00:37:22,609 --> 00:37:35,488 LAY DOWN WITH THE KIDS HALLELUJAH HALLELUJA JESUS LOVES THE DRUNKARDS * 517 00:37:35,488 --> 00:37:42,929 * AND THE WHORES AN THE QUEERS HALLELUJAH HALLELUJA 518 00:37:42,929 --> 00:37:52,872 WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE HIM * * IF HE BOUGHT YOU A BEER LONNIE HE'S A LISTENER 519 00:37:52,872 --> 00:37:59,112 HE SHOULDA BEEN A PRIEST BUT IT'S THE * * SAME CONFESSION 520 00:37:59,112 --> 00:38:03,249 ON A BARSTOO OR YOUR KNEE HE MAKES A MEAN MANHATTAN * 521 00:38:03,249 --> 00:38:07,654 * BUT HE AIN'T DRAN SINCE '9 HE DOES THE LAST CAL 522 00:38:07,654 --> 00:38:17,597 BENEDICTION THEN WIPES * * THE BAR SLATE CLEAN HALLELUJAH HALLELUJA 523 00:38:17,597 --> 00:38:30,477 JESUS LOVES THE DRUNKARD AND THE WHORES AND * * THE QUEER 524 00:38:30,477 --> 00:38:41,421 HALLELUJAH HALLELUJA WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE HI IF HE BOUGHT YOU A BEER * 525 00:38:41,421 --> 00:38:47,427 * THE SAME OLD DIRTY DOLLAR KEEP GETTIN' PASSED AROUND TO WHOEVER NEEDS IT MOST 526 00:38:47,427 --> 00:38:53,233 AND I GUESS THAT'S * * ME RIGHT NO 'CAUSE I'M STARIN' AT THIS 527 00:38:53,233 --> 00:38:59,072 JACKSON SOMEBODY LAI HERE AT MY FEET * * THAT'S GAS IN MY OL' HOND 528 00:38:59,072 --> 00:39:11,151 AND SOMETHIN' WARM TO EA HALLELUJAH HALLELUJA HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH * 529 00:39:11,151 --> 00:39:16,289 * JESUS LOVES THE DRUNKARDS AND THE WHORES AND THE QUEERS 530 00:39:16,289 --> 00:39:22,729 HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH * * HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE HI 531 00:39:22,729 --> 00:39:32,572 IF HE BOUGHT YOU A BEE HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH * * HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH 532 00:39:32,572 --> 00:39:37,711 JESUS LOVES THE DRUNKARD AND THE WHORES AND THE QUEERS * 533 00:39:37,711 --> 00:39:46,453 * HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH HE LAID DOWN A TWENT 534 00:39:46,453 --> 00:39:54,094 AND THEN HE DISAPPEARED * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 535 00:39:54,094 --> 00:39:58,064 >> Jimmy: OH, FANTASTIC! COME ON. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 536 00:39:58,064 --> 00:40:04,270 ASHLEY McBRYDE JOHN OSBORNE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 537 00:40:04,270 --> 00:40:07,774 THANK YOU, BUDDY "LINDEVILLE" IS OUT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 538 00:40:07,774 --> 00:40:24,791 OH, SO GOOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 539 00:40:24,791 --> 00:40:27,861 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO EMMA THOMPSON, GUILLERMO del TORO 540 00:40:27,861 --> 00:40:32,665 ASHLEY McBRYDE, JOHN OSBORNE, ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 541 00:40:32,665 --> 00:40:34,834 AND OF COURSE AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 542 00:40:34,834 --> 00:40:38,438 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 543 00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:41,074 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 544 00:40:41,074 --> 00:40:41,808 BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *