>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - EMMA THOMPSON,
GUILLERMO del TORO MUSICAL GUESTS, ASHLEY McBRYDE AND JOHN OSBORNE
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1760
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOK AT THIS PLACE
IT'S CRAZY GUYS, IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON. AND FOR THE --
[ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THREE YEARS, OFFICE HOLIDAY PARTIES
ARE BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP, IT'S THAT MAGICAL NIGHT
WHEN YOU SAY, "LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT WORK AND THEN ONLY TALK ABOUT WORK."
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S THE SAME CONVERSATIONS YOU HAVE AT WORK,
BUT NOW THEY'RE AN INCH FROM YOUR EAR AND TEN TIMES THE VOLUME
* "I'M THINKING ABOUT FOLLOWING WITH BRIAN ABOUT THAT RAISE.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT THE PARTY IS BASICALLY THIS
MEME, PLUS SANTA HATS. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, EVERY OFFICE HOLIDAY PARTY
IS THE SAME. THEY ALL START WITH A CHAMPAGNE TOAST AND END WITH HALF THE
STAFF UPDATING THEIR LINKEDIN. [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE THE HOLIDAY SEASON.
I LOVE CHRISTMAS MUSIC OF COURSE, EVERYONE HAS A FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG.
QUEST, WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOURS IS >> Questlove: WAIT, WHA --
WHA -- WHAT? WHAT >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON.
* COME THEY TOLD ME PA RUM PUM PUM PUM * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Questlove: THAT'S NOT MY FAVORITE SONG. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE IT IS,
YOU'RE A -- YOU'RE A DRUMMER * A NEWBORN KING TO SEE PA RUM PUM PUM PUM *
>> Questlove: NO NO, IT'S NOT SERIOUSLY.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT * OUR FINEST GIFTS WE BRING
PA RUM PUM PUM PUM * * * TO LAY BEFORE THE KIN
PA RUM PUM PUM PUM RUM PUM PUM PU RUM PUM PUM PUM *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Questlove: JIMMY, MY
FAVORITE SONG IS STILL "JINGLE BELLS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH -- MAYBE I WAS WRONG. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS
THE WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF SAID THAT HE EXPECTS PRESIDENT BIDEN TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'S
RUNNING FOR REELECTION AFTER THE HOLIDAYS THAT MAKES SENSE
MOST AMERICANS ANNOUNCE THEY'RE GOING TO START RUNNING AFTER THE HOLIDAYS
[ LAUGHTER ] ALSO, I'M NO POLITICAL EXPERT, BUT IF YOU ANNOUNCE THAT YOU'RE
GOING TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ISN'T THAT THE ANNOUNCEMENT? [ LAUGHTER ]
SPEAKING OF RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, NEW POLLING SHOWS THAT IN A POTENTIAL
2024 MATCHUP, BIDEN IS TIED WITH FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS, WHILE DeSANTIS
LEADS FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP BY TEN POINTS [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
YEP, BIDEN, DeSANTIS, AND TRUMP, IT'S LIKE YOUR GRANDFATHER, YOUR CRAZY UNCLE,
AND THE FAMILY MEMBER NOBODY TALKS ABOUT ANYMORE. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, TRUMP'S UNFAVORABLE RATING HAS SURGED TO 67%. TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF HOW BAD
THAT IS, KANYE IS ONLY AT 66 [ LAUGHTER ] BAD.
SOME MORE 2024 NEWS, FORMER TRUMP NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR, JOHN BOLTON, SAID THAT
HE'S CONSIDERING RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. HE'S EVEN BEEN TESTING OUT SOME
CAMPAIGN SLOGANS TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE RESPOND TO. CHECK THESE OUT.
FIRST THERE'S "BOLTON 2024 -- PUTTING THE 'U.S.' BACK IN 'WALRUS.'
[ LAUGHTER ] THEN THERE'S, "BOLTON 2024 -- IF I WIN, YOU CAN CALL
ME PRESIDENT GEPPETTO. >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, THERE'S "BOLTON 2024 -- I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING EXCEPT MY CRISPY RECIPE'S
SECRET 11 HERBS AND SPICES." [ LAUGHTER ] "ANYTHING!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'LL NEVER GET IT FROM ME. THAT'S RIGHT, JOHN BOLTON SAID
THAT HE'S CONSIDERING A 2024 PRESIDENTIAL RUN TO CHALLENGE TRUMP.
CAN WE SEE BOLTON? THERE HE IS. YEAH, WELL HE --HE ALREADY HAS
A FAIR AMOUNT OF SUPPORT CHECK OUT WHAT SOME OF HIS SUPPORTERS ARE SAYING.
FIRST UP, GERALDO RIVERA SAID, "I'VE BEEN COVERING POLITICS FOR A LONG TIME, AND I CAN TELL
YOU -- BOLTON IS THE MAN FOR THE JOB. THEN ACTOR, SAM ELLIOTT, SAID,
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT HIM, BUT I ALSO THINK BOLTON WOULD MAKE A GOOD PRESIDENT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND SINGER, DAVID CROSBY, SAID, "I AGREE
HE HAS A CERTAIN SOMETHING THAT I CAN REALLY GET BEHIND. THEN HULK HOGAN SAID, "YEAH,
BROTHER, COUNT ME IN BOLTON HAS A HANDLE ON THINGS. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEN THE MONOPOLY MAN SAID, "I'VE ALREADY DONATED MILLIONS TO HIS CAMPAIGN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND, FINALLY, THE LORAX SAID, "NO THANKS, I'M A DEMOCRAT."
[ LAUGHTER ] CAN'T HELP IT. DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?
THIS IS REAL DURING A HEARING, RUDY GIULIANI WAS CAUGHT ON A HOT MIC TELLING
HIS LAWYER THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY WORE TWO WATCHES [ LAUGHTER ]
NOW, THE QUALITY OF THE FOOTAGE IS BAD, BUT IT DOESN'T DISAPPOINT
CHECK THIS OUT
STOP, MR. CHAIR. >> THANK YOU
>> YOU KNOW I HAVE TWO WATCHES ON [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: JUST A REMINDER, THAT WAS TRUMP'S TOP LAWYER
THAT WAS - [ LAUGHTER ] TWO WATCHES.
>> Steve: AH >> Jimmy: OH, THIS IS VERY COOL
RESEARCHERS IN GERMANY HAVE DEVELOPED GOLFI, A GOLFING ROBOT THAT CAN MAKE PERFECT
PUTTS. YEAH AND THAT'S NOT ALL
HERE'S A FULL LIST OF WHAT GOLFI CAN DO IT CAN, OF COURSE, PLAY GOLF,
OR IT CAN PUT HIS HAND ON YOUR SHOULDER IT CAN SAY, "I'M PROUD OF YOU,
SON. [ LAUGHTER ] AND IT CAN KISS YOUR MOM
WAIT, KISS YOUR MOM? YUP. NOW GOLFI'S MOVING IN.
HE'S CALLING YOU "CHAMP" AND SHOWING UP TO YOUR BASEBALL GAMES.
"GREAT CATCH, KID. BUT YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE THROWN TO THIRD.
"SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD. WHY DO THINK YOU HAVE ROBOT
LEGS." LOOK DOWN. OH, GOD, YOU DO HAVE ROBOT
LEGS ROBOT ARMS, ROBOT FACE HE'S RIGHT
YOU'RE NOT HUMAN YOU'RE GOLFI JR. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. I SAW THAT THE HEAD OF THE CDC
SAID THE UPDATED FLU VACCINE LOOKS LIKE A VERY GOOD MATCH FOR THIS YEAR'S STRAINS.
BASICALLY, THE VACCINE SAW THE STRAINS AND WAS LIKE, SWIPE RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT A PERFECT MATCH BUT LIKE MOST PEOPLE, THE FLU
IS JUST HAPPY TO GO HOME WITH SOMEONE FOR THE HOLIDAYS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WELL, GUYS, GET THIS "DAHMER" JUST BECAME THE THIRD SHOW ON NETFLIX TO HIT
1 BILLION HOURS VIEWED IN 60 DAYS. >> WOW
>> Jimmy: AND IF SOMEONE MENTIONS THAT AT THE OFFICE HOLIDAY PARTY, DO NOT SPLIT AN
UBER HOME. [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY, GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY
NINE SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK, WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT BELOVED
"TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS."
* TWELVE DAYS O CHRISTMAS SWEATERS NINE DAYS LEFT *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND
CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER A SUPERB CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE
"COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS" CABINET. SINCE THERE ARE NINE SHOWS
LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER NINE *
YOU FEELING IT >> YES >> Jimmy: WHOO
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IT. OOH. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE HEAD -- THE HE -- YOUR HEAD COMES THROUGH THE CHIMNEY.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: WOW. THIS IS A SPECIAL, SPECIAL
SWEATER, RIGHT HERE. THIS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WOW. A LOT GOING ON NOW LET'S SEE WHO IS GOING HOME
WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT NUMBER
IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUMROLL,
PLEASE [ DRUM ROLL WHO WANTS THIS SWEATER
IT'S A ONE OF A KIND IT'S A GOOD ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
2-3-9. * COME ON DOWN
* HEY!
NICE TO SEE YOU. STAND OVER THERE HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU >> Jimmy: I'M GREAT. WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE
YOU FROM >> I'M SARAH I LIVE IN NEW YORK, ACTUALLY
SO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A LOCAL
NEW YORK - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> Jimmy: SARAH, DO YOU HAVE
ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN YOUR WARDROBE >> I DON'T
BUT I'M TOTALLY WEARING IT I'M TOTALLY GONNA WEAR IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
WOULD YOU LIKE TO -- WOULD YOU LIKE TO WEAR IT TONIGHT? >> YEAH.
OH, YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT ON >> Jimmy: RIGHT NOW? >> I'LL PUT IT ON RIGHT NOW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH I'D LOVE IT. YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: BE CAREFUL THAT --
>> HOW DO I -- >> Jimmy: I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW HOW
BUT YOUR HEAD SOMEHOW COMES THROUGH THE CHIMNEY HOLE I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT
CAN YOU FEEL MY HAND >> YES >> Jimmy: OKAY
WHERE -- NO, NOT YOUR HANDS, YOUR HEAD. >> NO, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOUR HANDS GO THROUGH THE SLEEVES. *
>> WE GOT IT >> Jimmy: OH -- OH, WAIT, THIS IS -- YEAH, PERFECT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOD IT'S PERFECT
YES, IT LOOKS GREAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC LOOK AT HOW GOOD YOU LOOK. IT LOOKS SO -- COME ON, GIVE
HER A ROUND OF - SARAH FROM NEW YORK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HAPPY HOLIDAYS THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "WETWEET," EVERYBODY COME ON BACK TO THE SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THIS NEXT
ONE HERE. IT SAYS, "WHEN YOU NEED A TISSUE, BUT THEN FIND AN OLD
USED ONE IN YOUR POCKET, IT'S LIKE, 'YOU'RE BACK IN THE GAME, KID.'"
[ LAUGHTER ] * YOU GOTTA DO IT, RIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. EMMA THOMPSON IS HERE TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE EMMA. GUILLERMO del TORO IS ON THE
SHOW THIS EVENING. >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THE NEW "PINOCCHIO," IT'S AMAZING AND WE GOT MUSIC, GREAT MUSIC
FROM ASHLEY McBRYDE AND JOHN OSBORNE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY. IT IS TIME FOR WETWEET HERE WE GO
WETWEET * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW WELCOME TO
WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD
POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS AND WE'RE ALL
GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT
YOUR SEATS YUP. YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM,
IF YOU WANT TO BE NICE YOU CAN JUST DO THAT YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM
IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE PLAYING WHATEVER YOU WANT. WE'RE GONNA SEE THE RESULTS
LIVE THOUGH, RIGHT HERE. AND HIGGINS, YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKER?
ROOTS? >> Steve: GOT IT >> Jimmy: GOT YOUR CLICKERS?
>> Tariq: HMM-MM >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WHATEVER TWEET GET THE MOST
LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK AND THEN YOU CAN ALL LIKE
IT AND WETWEET IT. [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, HERE WE GO
YOU GUYS READY OUR FIRST TWEET IS "THE BEST TIME TO FAKE RUN IS WHEN
SOMEONE HOLDS THE DOOR OPEN FOR YOU BUT YOU'RE TOO FAR AWAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* >> Steve: WOW. I GUESS NOT.
* I LIKE TO HOLD IT OPEN FOR SOMEBODY WHO IS FAR AWAY AND
THEN CLOSE IT RIGHT WHEN THEY GET THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE.
I THINK THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE.
NOT FEELING TOO GOOD YEAH WOW, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE
* SOME PEOPLE DIDN'T EVEN PARTICIPATE.
>> Steve: YEAH, THEY DIDN'T CARE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T EVEN FEEL LIKE PLAYING THE GAME. >> Steve: THEY DIDN'T CARE FOR
IT SO MUCH, THEY GO, "I'M NOT VOTING." >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M NOT VOTING
I UNDERSTAND THIS NEXT ONE SAYS "EVERYONE HAS ONE TEACHER WHO CHANGED
THEIR LIFE AND ONE TEACHER WHO IS THEIR PASSWORD RECOVERY QUESTION."
[ LAUGHTER ] * >> Steve: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: YUP. IT'S GETTING SOME TITTERS. >> Steve: THAT GOT TITTERS
>> Jimmy: WE GOT SOME TITTERS OUT THERE. SOME GIGGLES
PEOPLE ENJOYED IT, I THINK >> Steve: NODDING. >> Jimmy: YEAH
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. WOW.
SAME THING * >> Steve: "NO THANKS," THEY
SAID >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M NOT FEELING TOO GOOD ABOUT THESE ONES THE FIRST ONE WAS, WHAT WAS IT
>> Steve: 95 >> Jimmy: OH A 95. >> Steve: THEN 103
>> Jimmy: 103. >> Steve: HIGH FEVER [ LAUGHTER ]
DANG >> Jimmy: THAT GOT A BIGGER LAUGH THAN THE TWEET
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS ONE'S GOING TO BE GOOD, RIGHT?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THIS NEXT ONE HERE
IT SAYS "THE ROCKETTES SHOULD PLAY IN THE WORLD CUP. >> Steve: YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S MORE LIKE "YES," NOT A LAUGH, BUT LIKE "YAY."
>> Jimmy: YEAH LIKE THEY SHOULD IT'S GOT TO BEAT 103, RIGHT?
>> Steve: YEAH, IT'S GOTTA BEAT 103. >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'LL BEAT
103. I'M SAYING THIS ONE'S IN THE 1 --
>> Steve: 15 >> Jimmy: 130. >> Steve: 130?
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Tariq: I'MMA GO -- I'MMA GO -- I'MMA GO 115
>> Steve: I'M WITH TARIQ 115. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE.
THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. WHOA
141. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I WAS CLOSE TO THAT ONE.
ALL RIGHT. THIS ONE IS PRETTY GOOD. IT SAYS, "GIFTING SOMEONE
A SCENTED CANDLE IS THE NICEST WAY TO SAY, 'HI, YOUR HOUSE STINKS.'
[ LAUGHTER ] * >> Steve: YEAH, THIS IS GOING
TO BE 180. >> Jimmy: ONE OF THOSE BIG CANDLES, HAS LIKE THREE WICKS
IN IT. >> Steve: RIGHT. HERE YOU GO.
>> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE AN INFERNO >> Steve: AND GLADE. >> Jimmy: HOW MUCH CANDLE DO
YOU WANT HOW MUCH CANDLE CAN YOU HANDLE ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. OH - 171.
* THERE YOU GO I THINK THAT MIGHT BE THE
WINNER >> Steve: DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE LIKE "JOHN WICK" CANDLES?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY SHOULD. THEY SHOULD.
>> Steve: THERE'S FOUR WICKS WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT, MAN >> Jimmy: YOU WANT ME TO DO IT
>> Steve: I THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT >> Jimmy: WITH MY MONEY.
>> Steve: MAKE SOME MORE MONEY YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SELL IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SELL THE BUSINESS >> Steve: YEAH
THE WICK BUSINESS. >> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T BEEN -- I HAVEN'T BOUGHT A CANDLE IN A
A LONG TIME. >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: WHY NOT? BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE DOES NOT STINK?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I JUST DON'T - I DON'T REALLY USE CANDLES
>> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: I LIKE CANDLES YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, WE GOT
THOSE BATTERY POWERED CANDLES. THEY'RE FAKE >> Steve: OH, THE ONES WITH
THE -- THE THING THAT GOES - >> Jimmy: YEAH SAFETY FIRST
>> Steve: YEAH, SURE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M NOT A DANGEROUS
PERSON LIKE YOU ARE. YOU'RE LIKE EVEL KNIEVEL AT YOUR HOUSE
Steve: I AM EVEL KNIEVEL >> LIGHTING THINGS ON FIRE >> Steve: I HAVE 600 CANDLES
AROUND ME AT ALL TIMES [ LAUGHTER ] AND NEXT TO IT I HAVE OILY
RAGS AND, LIKE OPEN GASOLINE CONTAINERS
I LIVE ON THE EDGE >> Jimmy: YEAH LISTEN TO THIS LAST ONE HERE
IT SAYS "WHEN YOU NEED A TISSUE BUT THEN FIND AN OLD USED ONE IN YOUR POCKET, IT'S LIKE,
'YOU'RE BACK IN THE GAME, KID.'" [ LAUGHTER ]
* YOU GOTTA DO IT, RIGHT YOU'RE LIKE, LET'S GO.
READY TO COME BACK ONE MORE RIDE! LET'S DO IT!
ONE MORE RIDE! ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE
* WHOA, IT IS CANDLE THE WINNER IS CANDLE
THAT IS OUR WINNER RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DINGING
* I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK
IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WETWEET AND ENJOY.
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH EMMA THOMPSON, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: "LOVE ACTUALLY" IS
PLAYING ON EVERY CHANNEL, EVERY HOUR, AND IT'S SO GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND IT'S MY FAVORITE SCENE, WHICH I'VE ALWAYS TOLD YOU, BUT YOUR SCENE, THE HEARTBREAKING,
SADDEST SCENE --
YOU NOW? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T.
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A TWO-TIME OSCAR WINNING ACTRESS, AND SCREEN WRITER WHO
STARS AS MISS TRUNCHBULL IN ROALD DAHL'S "MATILDA: THE MUSICAL" WHICH IS IN SELECT
THEATERS THIS FRIDAY AND ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 25th. PLEASE WELCOME, ONE OF OUR
FAVORITES, EMMA THOMPSON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING? THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT.
WOW. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE.
EMMA THOMPSON, WELCOME BACK. YOU ARE AWESOME. YOU ARE MOST FUN
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE >> I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BACK
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN SO LONG >> Jimmy: IT HAS BEEN A WHILE.
>> I'M COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED. >> Jimmy: FROM DOING THAT? >> YEAH, FROM DOING THAT
LITERALLY PATHETIC >> Jimmy: I LIKE HAVING YOU HERE DURING THIS TIME OF YEAR,
BECAUSE YOUR ON EVERY TELEVISION "LOVE ACTUALLY" IS PLAYING ON
EVERY CHANNEL, EVERY HOUR, AND IT'S SO GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND IT'S MY FAVORITE SCENE, WHICH I ALWAYS TELL, BUT YOUR SCENE, THE HEARTBREAKING,
SADDEST SCENE -- YOU'RE SO AWESOME AND PHENOMENAL
LIKE, "HOW DO YOU DO THAT? >> DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IT FOR YOU NOW?
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T. NO, NO, NO
DO YOU EVER WATCH IT >> I DON'T THINK IT WOULD WORK >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER SEE IT
NO, YOU DON'T WATCH THAT >> IT WAS 20 YEARS AGO >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT IT'S KIND
OF FUN TO PUT IT ON AND BE LIKE, "I REMEMBER WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE WERE DOING THAT.
>> NOT REALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, YOU JUST SAY, "I DON'T
THINK I WAS VERY WELL PAID FOR THAT." [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS THE TERRIBLE TRAILOR WITH THE LOO THAT REALLY STANK AND HAD THAT SORT OF -
>> Jimmy: YEAH HOW MANY - >> THESE ARE JUST THE THINGS
YOU REMEMBER NOT THE GOOD ONES. >> Jimmy: HOW MANY FANS HAVE
SENT YOU JONI MITCHELL CDs >> I HAVE A SEPARATE HOUSE FOR THOSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JUST FILLED WITH ALL CDs.
YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT, IS YOUR HUSBAND
WAS ON THE U.K. VERSION OF "DANCING WITH THE STARS. >> "STRICTLY COME DANCING.
>> Jimmy: YES. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND HE WAS GREAT
>> I MADE HIM DO IT. I SAID, "IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN."
[ LAUGHTER ] SO NOT FUN >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT, HUH?
>> THE TRAINING IS JUST UNBELIEVABLE HE WAS SO TIRED.
HE LOST ALL THIS WEIGHT. I WAS LIKE, "GOD, IS HE GOING TO SURVIVE?"
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, THE WORST OF IT IS, OKAY, SO YOU GO AND DO IT AND
EVERYONE LOVED YOU AND YOU'RE JUST THE BEST. BUT YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO KEEP
SAYING YOU'RE LIVING YOUR BEST LIFE >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> IF YOU'RE NOT LIVING YOUR BEST LIFE AND IT'S BETTER THAN ANYTHING, INCLUDING THE BIRTH
OF YOUR CHILDREN -- AND, YOU KNOW, ANYTHING, THEN YOU'RE KIND OF NOT REALLY LIVING UP TO
IT AND THEN, WHEN YOU GET THROWN OFF, IT'S SORT OF LIKE BEING
PUSHED OFF A MOVING BUS. SO IF YOU KNOW HOW TO ROLL, IT'S OKAY.
BUT IF YOU DON'T, LIKE WE DIDN'T AND I'M LIKE, BUT I'M HERE
WEARING A SPARKLING PINK JACKET THIS CAN'T HAPPEN.
AND HE JUST LIKE FACE PLANTED. AND I'M LIKE, "GET UP, GET UP, GET UP
DON'T SHOW FEAR. DON'T SHOW FEAR. BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOMENT
WHERE THEY COME, AND THE DOGS TEAR YOU THEY TEAR YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE CRITICS COME OUT >> OH, MY GOSH
>> Jimmy: YES. >> AND THEN WE WENT BACK AND GOT THE WHISKEY OUT, AND WENT
AROUND THE CORNER AND BOUGHT A A PACKET OF CIGARETTES WE'RE LIKE, "WE'RE FINE.
NO, IT'S FINE. >> Jimmy: BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL. OH MY GOD.
[ COUGHING ] >> IT WAS TRULY TRAUMATIC. >> Jimmy: I WAS THINKING THAT
YOU WERE GOING TO GET UP ON THERE AND START DANCING WITH HIM.
>> IT DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME NO, I WOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT [ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY EMBARRASSING. >> Jimmy: BUT YOUR DANCING IS
FANTASTIC. >> WELL, THAT'S VERY KIND. BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
INAPPROPRIATE. >> Jimmy: NO, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO COOL
YOU DANCING AT THE ADELE CONCERT WAS FANTASTIC, BY THE WAY.
I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF Y'ALL SAW THIS, BUT WHEN EMMA THOMPSON WAS AT THE ADELE
CONCERT, AND YOU WERE DANCING, THEY GOT YOU ON VIDEOTAPE. LET'S JUST SHOW A LITTLE CLIP
OF THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> I SEE YOU DANCING YOU'VE BEEN DANCING ALL NIGHT. HI
>> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH.
GET UP GET UP, I'M GOING. >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE
MICK JAGGER. HERE WE GO >> OH MY GOD
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> BECAUSE ALL THE CELEBRITIES WERE SITTING DOWNSTAIRS, AND
THEY WERE JUST SORT OF SITTING THERE. I THOUGHT, "WAKE UP.
WE'VE BEEN IN COVID FOR TWO YEARS. WE'RE OUT.
IT'S THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE ALL BEEN OUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. >> OH, THANK GOD, WE CAN GET OUT.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS FANTASTIC AND EVERYONE LOVED IT. AND THEY'RE GOING TO GET TO SEE
YOU IN A MUSICAL >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, "MATILDA."
ROALD DAHL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU WERE PERFECT.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.
BECAUSE YOU KIND OF GOT YOUR START, RIGHT, KIND OF IN MUSICALS
DIDN'T YOU DO A MUSICAL IN THE WEST END >> I DID
I DID IT FOR 15 MONTHS IT WAS TREMENDOUSLY CHEERFUL MUSICAL.
SO AFTER NINE MONTHS, I WAS CLINICALLY DEPRESSED [ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE IT WAS - * * DOING THE LAMBETH WAL
OY ANYTIME YOU'RE LAMBETH WAY * IT WAS THAT.
IT WAS THAT SORT OF THE COCKNEY NUMBER, YOU KNOW AND IT WAS EVER SO CHEERFUL.
SO, YES, I WAS DEEPLY DEPRESSED. >> Jimmy: YOU GO, "I CAN'T DO
THIS I CAN'T BE THAT HAPPY. >> YOU CAN'T
SERIOUSLY IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU. FORCED CHEERINESS FOR
15 MONTHS, EIGHT SHOWS A WEEK. IT WOULD KILL ANYONE >> Jimmy: IT WOULD KILL ANYONE,
YEAH BUT THIS WAS THE PERFECT AMOUNT, "MATILDA."
AND YOU GOT ALL THE KIDS BUT LOOK AT YOU. THIS IS YOU AS MISS TRUNCHBULL
THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU. LOOK AT YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN YOU MAKE THAT FACE HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE THAT FACE
>> Jimmy: OH, MEAN AND WERE THE KIDS SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID OF YOU
>> THEY WERE YEAH, THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID OF ME
BUT, OF COURSE, I JUST WALKED ONSET, AND THEY'RE LIKE "NANNY McPHEE.
NANNY McPHEE." [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M LIKE, "NO, NOT
NANNY McPHEE SHUT UP! I'M MISS TRENCHBULL NOW.
SHUSH. BE AFRAID! AND THEY'RE ALL --
[ LAUGHTER ] "OH, YOU'RE FUNNY. AND THE DIRECTORS GOING, "WILL
YOU PLEASE STOP HUGGING THE CHILDREN?" [ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. THEY WERE SO FANTASTIC, THESE KIDS, HONESTLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S GOING - THEY RELEASED SOME DANCE THING ON TIKTOK I SAW, LIKE, BEHIND
THE SCENES >> OH, MY GOD, YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT IS ALREADY VIRAL
ON TIK TOK EVERY KID IS DOING THIS. THEY'RE SO TALENTED.
>> THEY'RE JUST EXTRAORDINARY. AND THEY HAD WORKED FOR MONTHS, AND MONTHS, AND MONTHS
BEFOREHAND THEY'RE SO EXTRAORDINARY >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYBODY. HERE'S A CLIP. HERE'S "MATILDA," EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* HAVE YOU EVER SMELLED ANYTHING WORSE THA
THAT SMELL OF REBELLION * * THE STENCH OF REVOL THE REEK OF INSUBORDINATIO
THE WHIFF OF RESISTANC THE PONG OF DISSENT * * AND I WILL NOT STOP 'TI
YOU ARE SQUASHED 'TIL THIS REBELLION IS QUASHED 'TIL GLORIOUS *
* SWEATY DISCIPLINE HAS WASHED THIS SICKENIN STENCH AWAY *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A STANDING OVATION FOR A CLIP THAT WAS AMAZING
YOU CAN SING THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. AND THAT WAS LIVE SINGING?
>> YEAH. ACTUALLY, THAT LAST NOTE, MY LEGS WERE SHAKING BECAUSE I WAS
ON TOP OF THAT 80-FOOT STRUCTURE WITH, YOU KNOW, REALLY NOTHING, BUT A SMALL
WIRE HOLDING ME TO THE THING AND I THOUGHT, "PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T.
BUT THERE WAS NOTHING TO DO. >> Jimmy: JUST HIT THE NOTE. >> JUST HIT THE NOTE, AND GO
FOR IT >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S SO GOOD I ALSO WANT TO TALK ABOUT,
QUICKLY, IF YOU CAN, "GOOD LUCK TO YOU LEO GRAND." YOU WERE PHENOMENAL IN THIS AS
WELL AND THIS IS A DIFFERENT MOVIE, BY THE WAY
>> VERY DIFFERENT. >> Jimmy: VERY DIFFERENT THIS IS NOT FOR THE CHILDREN
>> NO. NO >> Jimmy: NOT FOR THE KIDS,
THIS ONE >> NO. >> Jimmy: BUT MAN, YOU'RE ON
EVERY LIST AWARD BUZZ BECAUSE YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK AS ALWAYS.
BUT, DO YOU WANT TO SET UP WHAT THAT MOVIE IS ABOUT SO PEOPLE KNOW
>> IT'S ABOUT AN EX-RELIGIOUS EDUCATION TEACHER WHOS'S WIDOWED.
AND HAS BEEN WIDOWED FOR TWO YEARS. AND WHO DECIDES TO HIRE A VERY
MUCH YOUNGER 28-YEAR-OLD SEX WORKER, BECAUSE SHE'S NEVER HAD AN ORGASM.
>> Jimmy: YUP. SO TOTALLY DIFFERENT MOVIE THAN "MATILDA."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT YOU DO FEEL THAT TRUNCHBULL COULD DO WITH A SEX
WORKER [ LAUGHTER ] OR POSSIBLY BE ONE
SHE MIGHT BE ONE SHE MIGHT BE SOMEBODY'S IDEA OF ABSOLUTE BLISS
I COULD SEE SOME VERY INTERESTED FACES OVER THERE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WE LOVE HAVING YOU ON THE SHOW PLEASE COME BACK MORE OFTEN.
WE LOVE YOU. EMMA THOMPSON, EVERYBODY ROALD DAHL'S "MATILDA THE
MUSICAL," IS IN SELECT THEATERS THIS FRIDAY AND ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 25th.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH GUILLERMO del TORO STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN
OSCAR-WINNING DIRECTOR AND A A VERY TALENTED WRITER HIS LATEST FILM
"GUILLERMO del TORO'S PINOCCHIO" IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW AND COMES TO
NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY. PLEASE WELCOME, GUILLERMO del TORO
* * >> Jimmy: A STANDING OVATION
I MEAN, COME ON. >> I LIKE IT >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE I'M SUCH A BIG FAN OF YOURS.
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL YOU. DO I CALL YOU GUILLERMO, OR DO
I CALL YOU DR. del TORO? YOU GOT YOUR DOCTORATE >> THAT IS MY --
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW.
>> YES, INDEED >> Jimmy: NOW, WHERE WAS THIS? WHO GAVE THIS TO YOU
>> THIS IS THE BEST, THE LARGEST, THE MOST FAMOUS UNIVERSITY IN LATIN AMERICA.
NATIONAL UNIVERSITY OF MEXICO. >> Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YOU CAN ONLY WRITE PRESCRIPTIONS IF YOU HAVE THE HAT, YOU KNOW?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE HAT?
>> YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE HAT. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE HAT.
I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE. DID YOUR PARENTS WANT YOU TO BE A DOCTOR GROWING UP OR WERE
THEY HAPPY THAT YOU WENT INTO MOVIES >> THEY WERE HAPPY FOR US TO
HAVE A PULSE [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE LIKE, "THE KIDS ARE
OKAY THEY'RE BREATHING. >> Jimmy: SO, THEY'RE ALL
RIGHT. >> YEAH, THEY WERE >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU KNOW?
I READ SOMEWHERE YOU'RE LIKE 8 YEARS OLD AND YOU GRABBED YOUR DAD'S CAMERA.
>> YEAH, MY DAD USED TO SELL CARS AT A CAR DEALERSHIP AND THEY WOULD PAY HIM WITH
STUFF LIKE DOWN PAYMENTS AND THEY GAVE HIM A SUPER 8 CAMERA, A PROJECTOR,
AND A SCREEN AND I STARTED DOING SUPER 8 MOVIES WITH THAT
>> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER ANY OF YOUR MOVIES YOU USED TO MAKE
>> EARLY ON, I DID STOP MOTION, CLAY ANIMATION, ABOUT A SERIAL KILLER POTATO.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT BECAME SENTIENT MURDERED A WHOLE FAMILY.
DECIDED TO CONQUER THE WORLD >> Jimmy: WHY DID THE POTATO KILL THE FAMILY?
>> IT WAS A REALLY -- HUBRIS [ LAUGHTER ] THE POTATO WANTED TO CONQUER
THE WORLD AND STEPPED OUT INTO THE STREET AND GOT CRUSHED BY A CAR.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MASHED POTATO AT THE END?
THAT'S WILD. >> IT ENDED IN VIOLENCE. >> Jimmy: IT ENDED IN VIOLENCE
YEAH CAN WE TALK ABOUT "GUILLERMO del TORO'S
PINOCCHIO? >> YES, PLEASE >> Jimmy: WHAT A MASTERPIECE
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S A TRIUMPH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MAN, OH, MAN THIS MOVIE. WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE -- I WANT TO KNOW WHEN YOU GOT THE
IDEA THAT YOU WANT TO DO YOUR VERSION OF PINOCCHIO, AND THAT YOU WANTED TO MAKE IT STOP
MOTION ANIMATION >> STOP MOTION, I'VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE I WAS A KID, AS I
SAID THE THING IS, I FELT THAT FOR THE PUPPET TO BELONG TO THE
SAME WORLD, EVERYBODY HAD TO BE A PUPPET AND IT'S A STORY ABOUT -- IT'S
SET DURING THE RISE OF MUSSOLINI. AND IT'S THE ONLY CHARACTER
THAT DOESN'T BEHAVE LIKE A A PUPPET IS THE PUPPET HE'S A VERY FREE THINKER -- AND
WE STARTED THE ADVENTURE WITH A SHADOW MACHINE AND MY CO-DIRECTOR, MARK GUSTAFSON,
AND THIS IS A TITANIC PIECE OF ANIMATION. GIGANTIC
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THE STORY DID YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH IT FROM THE DISNEY CARTOON?
>> YEAH, I SAW IT WITH MY MOM. IT WAS THE SECOND OR THIRD MOVIE I SAW WITH MY MOM.
AND I FELT THAT WAS THE ONLY MOVIE, AT THAT AGE, THAT CAPTURED HOW HORRIBLE CHILDHOOD
FELT [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS ENCHANTED BY THAT.
I SAID, "THAT GUY GETS ME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> AND THEN I SAID, MY MOM AND I WERE VERY, VERY GOOD FRIENDS GROWING UP
SHE WAS THE WEIRD ONE IN THE FAMILY ALONG WITH ME SHE WOULD HAVE WORN THAT
SWEATER, BY THE WAY. SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED IT. EVERY CHRISTMAS.
>> Jimmy: YOUR MOM HAD A LOT TO DO WITH THIS MOVIE GETTING MADE
>> YEAH, WE TALKED ABOUT IT. SHE WOULD GET ME A PINOCCHIO EVERY COUPLE OF YEARS.
A WOODEN PINOCCHIO SHE KNEW THAT I WANTED TO DO IT SINCE I WAS VERY YOUNG
AND UNFORTUNATELY, SHE PASSED AWAY RIGHT BEFORE THE MOVIE PREMIERED IN THE LONDON FILM
FESTIVAL [ AUDIENCE AWS ] BUT I STILL FEEL HER IN THERE.
>> Jimmy: I THINK SHE'D BE VERY PROUD. >> SHE WOULD BE HAPPY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE WOULD BE >> Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT US THE
STAR OF THE MOVIE. >> YEAH, TWO ACTORS CAME WITH ME
>> Jimmy: TWO ACTORS COME WITH YOU. >> THESE ARE THE REAL PUPPETS.
YOU CAN ANIMATE THEM, YOU KNOW THIS IS GEPPETTO AND THIS IS -- MECHANICAL,
THEY'RE MECHANICAL PUPPETS, SO ALL THE MECHANISMS ARE IN THE FACE
THEY ARE MADE OF SILICON AND INSIDE, THERE'S BASICALLY LIKE THE SWISS WATCH OF
MECHANICS. SO YOU CAN ANIMATE THEM FRAME BY FRAME
LOOK, FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU WANT HIM TO BE SAD, AND IF HE'S WORRIED.
HE'S WORRIED ABOUT PINOCCHIO NOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IF YOU WANT HIM TO BE ANGRY, YOU KNOW, HE WOULD GET ANGRY HE'S A PRETTY, "IT WILL BE THE
END" GUY THERE YOU GO THAT'S HIS FACE TELLING
PINOCCHIO, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HOW LONG DOES THIS TAKE BECAUSE WHEN I'M WATCHING IT, I
FORGOT THEY WERE STOP MOTION PUPPETS AT ONE POINT >> THAT'S THE IDEA
THE IDEA IS FOR THEM TO BECOME ACTORS EACH OF THESE IS MORE EXPENSIVE
THAN A HYUNDAI [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO THEY ARE REALLY
MECHANICALLY FINE. >> Jimmy: I'M NOT TOUCHING THEM
>> NO, YOU SHOULD GRAB PINOCCHIO. AND THIS GUY, BASICALLY WHAT WE
DECIDED TO DO IS ACT IN A NATURALISTIC WAY NOT LIKE A CARTOON
NOT HYPER. YOU CAN MAKE THEM MAKE MISTAKES
WHEN YOU WORK WITH LIVE ACTORS, YOU EXPECT TO CREATE SOMETHING THAT FEELS ALIVE
BUT WITH A STOP MOTION PUPPET, YOU HAVE TO ANIMATE MISTAKES SO WHEN WE SEE A LITTLE FOOTAGE
THAT I WANT, YOU WILL SEE THEM DO A FAILED ACT. STUMBLING, KICKING A BOTTLE
THAT IS LAYING AROUND. SORT OF STUMBLING AROUND AND ALL OF THAT IS PRE-PLANNED
TO BE ANIMATED LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: THAT'S NEXT LEVEL STUFF.
YOU'RE LIKE, WOW, YOU'RE MAKING THE PUPPETS MAKE MISTAKES TO BE MORE HUMAN
>> THERE IS A THING -- HAYAO MIYAZAKI, THE ANIMATOR IN JAPAN SAID, "IF YOU ANIMATE THE
ORDINARY, IT WILL BE EXTRAORDINARY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE WHOLE MOVIE DOES THAT. WE BELIEVE, EVERYBODY THAT MADE THIS MOVIE BELIEVES THAT
ANIMATION IS NOT A GENRE JUST FOR KIDS ANIMATION IS ART
ANIMATION IS FILM. AND WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE YOU SEE THESE GUYS AND SAY,
"THEY'RE ACTORS. FORGET THAT THEY'RE PUPPETS. >> Jimmy: I READ ONE WRITE-UP
OF THIS BECAUSE I WAS SO EXCITED TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW, EVEN BEFORE JUST LOOKING
AT A TRAILER, AND THEY SAID, "IT'S YOUR DARK TAKE ON PINOCCHIO.
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT IT'S A DARK TAKE >> I THINK THE OPPOSITE.
I FIND IT INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL AND MOVING WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU WILL CALL
YOUR KIDS, OR YOUR PARENTS IT'S AN INCREDIBLY EMOTIONAL, FULL OF LIGHT.
BUT IT DOES HAVE THE BEAUTY. WHEN I SAW THE FIRST "PINOCCHIO" WITH DISNEY, DISNEY
UNDERSTOOD ONE THING, THAT IN ORDER TO APPRECIATE THE LIGHT, YOU NEED A DARKNESS.
AND SO THERE IS A CONTRASTING THING IN THIS MOVIE WHERE YOU WILL BE MOVED.
I FIND MYSELF AFTER ALL THESE MONTHS OF WORK STILL TEARING UP WATCHING THE MOVIE OVER AND
OVER >> Jimmy: IT MADE ME CRY AS WELL BUT IN CHEER.
YOU JUST FALL IN LOVE WITH IT. THE WHOLE IDEA OF BEING A BOY AND LIVING YOUR LIFE
>> YES >> Jimmy: THERE'S A POEM THAT YOU GOT QUOTED
>> YEAH, THERE IS A POEM IT'S VERY MEXICAN. BUT IT'S ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIP
OF LIFE AND DEATH. JAIME SABINES SAID, "ALL OF MY LIFE A VOICE HAS WHISPERED
SOFTLY IN MY EAR, 'LIVE, LIVE, LIVE.' IT WAS DEATH."
AND THE IDEA OF "PINOCCHIO" IS CAN WE LOVE EACH OTHER WHILE WE'RE BRIEFLY IN THIS WORLD?
CAN WE BELONG TO EACH OTHER? CAN WE SUPPORT EACH OTHER? NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE, OR WHAT
YOU LOOK LIKE, AND THAT'S IT THE ONE THAT L LIN THIS "PINOCCH GUY.
GEPPETTO LEARNS TO BE A REAL FATHER, AS OPPOSED TO PINOCCHIO LEARNING TO BE A REAL BOY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
GET READY FOR THIS "GUILLERMO del TORO'S PINOCCHIO.
TAKE A LOOK.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ] [ GROANING ]
[ GLASS BREAKING ] >> AH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WOW. THAT WAS A PUPPET. THAT'S AMAZING
GOOD JOB GOOD JOB, GEPPETTO GUILLERMO del TORO, EVERYBODY.
"GUILLERMO del TORO'S PINOCCHIO" IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW AND BEGINS
STREAMING ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM ASHLEY McBRYDE AND JOHN OSBORNE
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS RECEIVED THREE GRAMMY NOMINATIONS BETWEEN THEM,
INCLUDING BEST COUNTRY ALBUM PERFORMING "GOSPEL NIGHT AT THE STRIP CLUB" WITH JOHN OSBORNE,
FROM HER ALBUM "LINDEVILLE," PLEASE WELCOME ASHLEY McBRYDE!
*
* IT'S GOSPEL NIGHT AT THE STRIP CLU I'VE BEEN SLEEPIN'
IN MY CAR * * I LEAD THE SINGIN' SERVIC WITH A HALF-AS
TUNED GUITAR AND BRANDY'S SINGIN' * * BACKUP WHILE LONNIE'S
TENDIN' BA JUST WAITIN' FOR MOR SINNERS TO SHOW UP *
* CRYSTAL JUST STARTE DANCIN', SHE'S ALWAY RIGHT ON POINT
SHE DON'T MIND IF YOU * * DON'T TIP HER AS LONG AS YOU SLIP HER A JOIN
PATTI'S GOT AN UPPER T GET HER THROUGH HER SHIFT * * AND A DOWNER SO SHE CAN
LAY DOWN WITH THE KIDS HALLELUJAH HALLELUJA JESUS LOVES THE DRUNKARDS *
* AND THE WHORES AN THE QUEERS HALLELUJAH HALLELUJA
WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE HIM * * IF HE BOUGHT YOU A BEER LONNIE HE'S A LISTENER
HE SHOULDA BEEN A PRIEST BUT IT'S THE * * SAME CONFESSION
ON A BARSTOO OR YOUR KNEE HE MAKES A MEAN MANHATTAN *
* BUT HE AIN'T DRAN SINCE '9 HE DOES THE LAST CAL
BENEDICTION THEN WIPES * * THE BAR SLATE CLEAN HALLELUJAH HALLELUJA
JESUS LOVES THE DRUNKARD AND THE WHORES AND * * THE QUEER
HALLELUJAH HALLELUJA WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE HI IF HE BOUGHT YOU A BEER *
* THE SAME OLD DIRTY DOLLAR KEEP GETTIN' PASSED AROUND TO WHOEVER NEEDS IT MOST
AND I GUESS THAT'S * * ME RIGHT NO 'CAUSE I'M STARIN' AT THIS
JACKSON SOMEBODY LAI HERE AT MY FEET * * THAT'S GAS IN MY OL' HOND
AND SOMETHIN' WARM TO EA HALLELUJAH HALLELUJA HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH *
* JESUS LOVES THE DRUNKARDS AND THE WHORES AND THE QUEERS
HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH * * HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE HI
IF HE BOUGHT YOU A BEE HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH * * HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH
JESUS LOVES THE DRUNKARD AND THE WHORES AND THE QUEERS *
* HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH HE LAID DOWN A TWENT
AND THEN HE DISAPPEARED * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, FANTASTIC! COME ON. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
ASHLEY McBRYDE JOHN OSBORNE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU, BUDDY "LINDEVILLE" IS OUT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY
OH, SO GOOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO EMMA THOMPSON, GUILLERMO del TORO
ASHLEY McBRYDE, JOHN OSBORNE, ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND OF COURSE AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*