1 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:13,546 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE 2 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:18,785 TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 3 00:00:18,785 --> 00:00:23,590 GUESTS - STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT, H.E.R, 4 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:28,528 MARY McCARTNEY MUSICAL GUEST, ADAM BLACKSTONE, FEATURING MARY MARY AND INAYAH 5 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:34,901 AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1762 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:39,072 Questlove: 1762 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:48,114 --> 00:01:01,094 * * 8 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:06,766 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MAN! THANK YOU SO MUCH. 9 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:11,071 PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,672 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. 11 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:17,911 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS 12 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:24,250 STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT ARE MY GUESTS TONIGHT. Steve: OH 13 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:28,321 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BACKSTAGE, I WAS LIKE, "YOU GUYS ARE MY COMEDY HEROES." 14 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:33,126 AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, WE'RE SUCH BIG FANS OF US TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:35,195 WELL, I'M IN A GOOD MOOD RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE WE'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON 16 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:40,000 RIGHT NOW, AND I LOVE THE HOLIDAY SEASON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 17 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,936 I LOVE IT. BY THE WAY, HERE'S A LITTLE TIP FOR ANYONE BUYING PRESENTS 18 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:46,339 WHATEVER YOU BUY, JUST SAY YOU GOT IT ON ETSY SO EVERYONE THINKS A LOT OF THOUGHT WENT 19 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:49,509 INTO IT. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT I DO 20 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:53,880 OF COURSE, GIFT CARDS ARE ALWAYS A POPULAR OPTION AND I LIKE THE AMAZON GIFT 21 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,950 CARDS, BECAUSE THEY BASICALLY SAY, "THE ONLY THING I 100% KNOW ABOUT YOU IS THAT YOU WANT A 22 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:01,554 GIFT." [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, I SAW THAT TOMORROW 23 00:02:01,554 --> 00:02:04,557 IS NATIONAL CHRISTMAS CARD DAY AND I'VE ALREADY SEEN SOME PRETTY INTERESTING CARDS THIS 24 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:06,893 YEAR I'LL SHOW YOU SOME OF THE ONES I'VE GOT 25 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:09,963 FOR INSTANCE, LOOK AT THIS THIS IS A CARD FROM AARON JUDGE. ON THE FRONT, IT SAYS, "OH, 26 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:14,234 THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS." OPEN IT UP, IT SAYS, "ESPECIALLY 27 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:19,906 WHEN STAYING HOME EQUALS $360 MILLIES." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 28 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:22,676 YOU GO, "WAIT. HERE'S ANOTHER ONE I GOT Steve: IT'S VERY SPECIFIC, 29 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:25,078 YEAH Jimmy: HERE'S A CARD FROM "GOOD MORNING AMERICA. 30 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:28,214 IT SAYS, "I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS. YOU OPEN IT UP, IT SAYS "STILL 31 00:02:28,214 --> 00:02:33,687 NOT THE MOST AWKWARD HOOKUP I'VE SEEN LATELY. [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,755 * [ APPLAUSE ] Steve: WOW. 33 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:40,126 Jimmy: HERE'S A CARD FROM JOE BIDEN. IT SAYS, "SILENT NIGHT, HOLY 34 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:43,096 NIGHT. YOU OPEN IT UP, IT SAYS "NOTHING BEATS SILENCE, I'LL TELL YOU 35 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:45,799 WHAT BEING QUIET IS GREAT [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:49,302 NOT EVERYONE CAN DO IT, NO SIR THAT'S A FACT. SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T ZIP IT. 37 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:57,711 WHEN THEY DO, BOY IT'S SOMETHING ELSE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 38 00:02:57,711 --> 00:03:00,580 HERE'S A NICE CARD I GOT FROM ELON MUSK. IT SAYS, "GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER 39 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:03,283 BY A --" OPEN IT UP, IT SAYS, "SELF-DRIVING TESLA. 40 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:08,621 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: WOW. Jimmy: YOU KNOW, THAT'S NICE. 41 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:11,725 HERE'S A CARD FROM HERSCHEL WALKER. IT SAYS "MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND TO 42 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:17,397 MY JEWISH FRIENDS, HAPPY --" OPEN IT UP, IT SAYS, "CHUMBAWAMBA." 43 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:20,567 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HE'S TRYING. Steve: HE'S TRYING. 44 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:23,837 HE FALLS DOWN, HE GETS BACK UP AND FINALLY, HERE'S A CARD FROM VICE PRESIDENT HARRIS. 45 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:27,907 IT SAYS, "DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY. OPEN IT UP, IT SAYS 46 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:33,580 "KAMALA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE EVERYONE'S IN THE SPIRIT, VERY 47 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:37,517 NICE LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT THIS 48 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:41,988 TODAY, TEN MONTHS AFTER SHE WAS DETAINED, BRITTNEY GRINER WAS FREED FROM RUSSIAN CUSTODY 49 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:47,994 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * IN A PRISON EXCHANGE BETWEEN THE 50 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:50,630 WHITE HOUSE AND KREMLIN. YOU COULD TELL BIDEN WAS FIRED UP WHEN HE BEGAN HIS SPEECH 51 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:55,435 WITH, "IT'S BRITTNEY [ BLEEP ] [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU GO, "HEY." 52 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:58,938 PUTIN IS NO STRANGER TO PRISONER SWAPS. IN FACT, "PRISONER SWAP" IS THE 53 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:03,109 MOST POPULAR REALITY SHOW IN RUSSIA [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:07,781 YEAH, THERE WAS A PRISONER SWAP. IN EXCHANGE FOR GRINER, MOSCOW RECEIVED A NOTORIOUS RUSSIAN 55 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:13,053 ARMS DEALER WHO WAS KNOWN AS THE MERCHANT OF DEATH. CAN WE SEE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE? 56 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:17,057 Steve: OOH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHEN ASKED FOR A 57 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:21,361 STATEMENT, HE SAID, "IF YOUR WIFE HAS EVER SAID, 'COME MOVE THESE ROCKET LAUNCHERS, SO I CAN 58 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:29,536 TAKE A BATH,' YOU MIGHT BE AN INTERNATIONAL ARMS DEALER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 59 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:34,474 HEY, I READ THAT THE CEO OF BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP SAID 40% OF THEIR SHOPPERS ARE TEENAGERS 60 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:37,410 AND ADULTS IT'S LITTLE SURPRISING, BUT IT DOES EXPLAIN THE NEW AD 61 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:38,278 DOES EXPLAIN THE NEW AD CAMPAIGN CHECK THIS OUT 62 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:40,080 * 63 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:44,184 AT BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP, WE'RE NOT JUST FOR KIDS. WE'RE FOR KIDS OF ALL AGES, SO 64 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:48,555 NEXT TIME YOU'RE AT THE MALL, STOP ON BY, AND BUILD A BEAR BUILD A BESTIE 65 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:52,926 BUILD A BOSS BUILD A BOYFRIEND. BUILD A BETTER LIFE, THE ONE YOU 66 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:56,096 USED TO DREAM ABOUT BACK WHEN EVERYTHING STILL FELT EXCITING AND VITAL. 67 00:04:56,096 --> 00:05:01,368 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE AGE IS NOTHING BUT A NUMBER, A BIG, TERRIBLE NUMBER, 68 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:08,141 A GRANDFATHER CLOCK ABOUT TO STRIKE, THE SOUND OF WHOSE BONG, BONG, BONG WILL NEVER BE HEARD 69 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:13,146 BY THE LIFELESS BEAR YOU CLUTCH TO AS A TOTEM OF WHAT WAS ONCE POSSIBLE BUT NO LONGER IS. 70 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:16,549 BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP, YOU'RE GOING THROUGH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. 71 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:21,788 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT EXPLAINS IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 72 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:25,091 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: WELL, GUYS, "AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER" FINALLY COMES 73 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:27,694 OUT NEXT WEEK. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE EXCITED FOR IT 74 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:31,431 IT'S GETTING GREAT REVIEWS BUT SINCE IT'S BEEN ALMOST EXACTLY 13 YEARS SINCE "AVATAR" 75 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:35,669 CAME OUT, WE THOUGHT IT'D BE HELPFUL TO RECAP WHAT HAPPENED IN THE FIRST MOVIE 76 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:39,939 SO HERE NOW WITH A RAP RECAP IS TARIQ FROM THE ROOTS TAKE IT AWAY, TARIQ. 77 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:51,651 ONE, TWO, THREE * I SAID I DON'T REMEMBER * [ LAUGHTER ] 78 00:05:51,651 --> 00:06:00,026 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I HEARD ABOUT A MAN IN FLORIDA WHO WAS ARRESTED FOR 79 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:04,197 ALLEGEDLY STEALING OVER $1,300 WORTH OF TOOTHBRUSHES FROM WALGREENS 80 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,067 YEP, THE MAN WAS CONVICTED AFTER FOUR OUT OF FIVE JURORS FOUND HIM GUILTY 81 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:11,204 [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY SEVEN SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON 82 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,506 CHRISTMAS BREAK, WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION 83 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:16,042 IT IS TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 84 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:26,619 OF CHRISTMAS SWEATER SEVEN DAYS LEFT * Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, EVERY 85 00:06:26,619 --> 00:06:30,890 SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER A MAGNIFICENT 86 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:35,595 CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE "COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS CABINET. 87 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:41,167 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SINCE THERE ARE SEVEN SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER 88 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:46,506 SEVEN. [ DRUMROLL ] WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 89 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:52,312 READY Jimmy: YEAH, GO OH, WOW. 90 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:56,249 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NICE 91 00:06:56,249 --> 00:07:10,563 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. LOOK AT THIS DISCO SANTA. 92 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:12,532 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER 93 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:15,802 EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT NUMBER IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON 94 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:18,038 DOWN QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL, PLEASE 95 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:25,745 [ DRUMROLL ] WHO WANTS A SWEATER? THIS IS A GOODY, THIS ONE. 96 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:30,784 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 114! * 97 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:41,594 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, COME ON * 98 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:45,331 [ APPLAUSE ] HI NICE TO MEET YOU 99 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:49,803 HOW ARE YOU? STAND RIGHT THERE. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE 100 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,872 YOU FROM I'M JASLENE AND I'M FROM NORWALK, CONNECTICUT 101 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:56,576 Jimmy: HEY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JASLENE, WELCOME 102 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:59,212 NORWALK. IT GETS VERY COLD THIS TIME OF YEAR 103 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:00,547 YES Jimmy: AND YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SWEATER. 104 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:03,583 THANK YOU Jimmy: YOU ALMOST CAN'T TOP THAT 105 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:06,019 BUT THEN YOU HAVE THIS [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS 106 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,488 IN YOUR WARDROBE NO, IT'S UNIQUE Jimmy: YES, THANK YOU 107 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,391 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A NICE WAY OF PUTTING IT. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON FOR 108 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:18,565 EVERYONE I WOULD Jimmy: OH, THIS IS EXCITING 109 00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:20,400 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU GO, BUD. OH, WE'VE GOT TO DO THE HANDS 110 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,168 FIRST. Jimmy: OH, YEAH, YOUR HANDS GO THROUGH 111 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,237 OH, YEAH OH, NO, NO, NO I CAN ALREADY TELL 112 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:27,941 THIS IS GOING TO BE GORGEOUS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I MEAN, COME ON. 113 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:31,878 LOOK AT US, YOU LOOK GREAT COME ON. HOW CUTE 114 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:34,748 GIVE IT UP FOR OUR WINNER RIGHT THERE. CONGRATULATIONS. 115 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,716 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU Jimmy: GUYS, STICK AROUND 116 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:40,754 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT. COME ON BACK 117 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:51,231 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I LOOKED IN THE MONITOR, AND 118 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:56,803 THIS IS, LIKE, MARGARET HAMILTON WORE THESE IN "THE WIZARD OF OZ." 119 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:58,338 [ LAUGHTER ] LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 120 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:00,006 IT'S THIS -- IT'S THIS THING YEAH. AND -- 121 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:17,390 Jimmy: YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:22,028 Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUESTS ARE ABSOLUTE COMEDY ICONS. THEY STAR IN THE HIT HULU 123 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:26,666 SERIES, "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING," AND THEY ARE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS 124 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:31,371 WEEKEND WITH MUSICAL GUEST BRANDI CARLILE PLEASE WELCOME STEVE MARTIN AND 125 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:34,607 BRANDI CARLILE PLEASE WELCOME STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT 126 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:56,296 * * 127 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,598 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY CORRECT. 128 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,133 OH, MY GOSH Jimmy: STEVE MARTIN, MARTIN SHORT 129 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:04,170 WOW WOW, HOW FANTASTIC. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 130 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,805 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK HI, JAMES Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 131 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:08,808 TONIGHT SHOW." WE LOVE -- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK ON THE SHOW. 132 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:12,145 WE LOVE IT. OH, PLEASE, JAMES KANYE FALLON, WE ADORE 133 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:16,716 DOING YOUR SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, IT'S TRUE, OF ALL THE 134 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:19,452 LATE NIGHT SHOWS, THIS IS THE EASIEST ONE TO FALL ASLEEP TO. [ LAUGHTER ] 135 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:23,189 Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU, I - FIRST OF ALL, I THINK THAT 136 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,824 YOUR COMEDY IS JUST BRILLIANT. Jimmy: THANK YOU. I DO -- I WAS WATCHING THE 137 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:28,094 MONOLOGUE. TO ME, YOUR COMEDY IS LIKE CRYPTO 138 00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:31,831 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, BUT I ADMIRE IT. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 139 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:35,301 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT REALLY, TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU WERE -- WHAT YOU WERE 140 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,704 TELLING ABOUT WHY IT'S FINALLY THE RIGHT TIME TO SUSPEND THE CONSTITUTION 141 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,572 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO -- I 142 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,107 DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING. JIMMY Jimmy: YEAH 143 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,743 IF MARTY STARTS HUMPING YOUR LEG, IT'S BEST TO JUST LET HIM FINISH 144 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:47,681 Jimmy: OH [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S GOTTEN ME THROUGH A LOT 145 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:50,283 OF FLIGHTS AND DINNERS, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 146 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:53,453 Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. AND ALL I'VE GOT TO SAY -- I KNOW THIS IS NOT RIGHT 147 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:56,289 FIRST, I SAY, YOUR BEARD -- I WAS GOING TO MAKE A LITTLE FUN OF IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT AT 148 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:59,159 FIRST, IT LOOKED LIKE, YOU KNOW, A COVID MASK THAT THEY CUT A MOUTH HOLE IN. 149 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:07,067 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT -- I -- I ACTUALLY LOVE THE BEARD 150 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,869 I REALLY DO. Jimmy: YOU DO I -- I MISS THE COLD SORE, 151 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:14,574 BUT I LIKE THE BEARD [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HONESTLY - 152 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,976 YOU MISS THE COLD SORE? WHEN I GROW A BEARD - Jimmy: YEAH 153 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:20,780 I LOOK LIKE THE GUY IN THE WESTERN WHO GOES, "DAG NAB IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:24,184 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH NO, I'M NOT USED TO YOUR BEARD. 155 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,152 IT'S KIND OF JARRING IN PERSON IT'S LIKE SEEING STEVE WITH A TAN. 156 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:28,655 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE -- [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY 157 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:31,491 YOU KNOW, STEVE IS -- STEVE IS WHITER THAN A MORMON GOLF TEAM 158 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:37,530 I MEAN, THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU LOOK GREAT 159 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,699 YOU LOOK -- YOU LOOK LIKE THE OFFSPRING IF SANTA HAD SEX WITH AN ELF 160 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,535 Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A COOL 161 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,372 YOUTH MINISTER [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU. 162 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,008 BUT HONESTLY, I THINK -- I THINK YOU DO LOOK LIKE -- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BATHED IN 163 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,510 TESTOSTERONE YEAH, YOU DO. [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:55,115 AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, IT'S GIVEN YOU THAT BUFF MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE PHYSIQUE. 165 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,350 [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. 166 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,651 EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR. WOW, WHAT A COMPLIMENT. YEAH 167 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:01,054 YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH I'M EXCITED THAT YOU GUYS ARE -- 168 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,323 YOU'RE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH MUSICAL GUEST BRANDI CARLILE 169 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,725 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 170 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,061 Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL. VERY BIG DEAL Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL 171 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,796 SHE'S A GENIUS, YOU KNOW. Jimmy: STEVE, ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY THE BANJO ON "SATURDAY 172 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,064 NIGHT LIVE"? NO, I'M NOT Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT PLAYING 173 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,400 NO. Jimmy: OH WHY NOT? 174 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,202 I'LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE THE CAST VOTED [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:19,606 Jimmy: THAT'S -- YEAH NO, LISTEN, WHEN HE PULLS OUT HIS BANJO, PEOPLE IN CHINA BEG 176 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:25,712 FOR LOCKDOWNS. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING 177 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,147 THAT'S LIFE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU SO MUCH 178 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:32,385 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. * 179 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:35,355 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NO, YOU'RE HERE. I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD WANDERED 180 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,857 OFF. I'M HERE TOO. I FORGOT. 181 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:41,561 YOU CAN'T JUST PUT ME DOWN AND THEN IGNORE ME Jimmy: I JUST -- I WANT TO 182 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:45,398 SAY, I SAW A VERY FUNNY PROMO THAT YOU GUYS DID FOR HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEK. 183 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,567 IT IS -- I WANT -- IT WAS SO FUNNY, I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE HERE 184 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,502 DO YOU MIND? ABSOLUTELY. THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR. 185 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,404 Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE PROMO. YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. 186 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,106 YOU'RE RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S STEVE MARTIN AND 187 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,774 MARTIN SHORT HERE'S THE PROMO FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND 188 00:12:56,309 --> 00:13:07,587 [ ELEVATOR BELL * [ CRASH 189 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:13,493 UGH OOH! AGH! 190 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:18,832 WATER. I NEED WATER [ LAUGHTER ] 191 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:24,437 [ CHOKING HEY HI 192 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:28,575 IT IS SUCH AN HONOR. I AM SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU TWO. LIKEWISE, BIG FAN 193 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:31,845 [ LAUGHTER ] I GREW UP WATCHING YOUR MOVIES 194 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:35,148 THE "THREE AMIGOS" AND - COULD YOU GET ME A GREEN TEA WITH EXTRA ICE 195 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:39,285 OH, I'M -- I'M ACTUALLY ONE OF THE CAST MEMBERS. OH! 196 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,588 OH, YEAH WITH A HOLIDAY CUP A HOLIDAY CUP 197 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:46,726 [ LAUGHTER ] GOT IT CAN'T BREATHE 198 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:50,430 HI, I'M MARTIN SHORT, AND STEVE AND I ARE SO EXCITED TO BE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" 199 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,700 THIS WEEK WITH THE GREAT BRANDI CARLILE VE, GOT YOURUR GREEN TEA 200 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,368 AGH THANKS. [ LAUGHTER ] 201 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:58,304 Jimmy: OH MY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT 202 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,708 THAT IS FANTASTIC. THANK YOU Jimmy: THAT IS SO GOOD. 203 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,110 I LOVED IT SO MUCH THANK YOU Jimmy: I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS 204 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,513 WEEKEND. ARE YOU GUYS IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT 205 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,582 I AM. I LOOKED AT THE MONITOR, AND THIS LIKE MARGARET HAMILTON WORE 206 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:13,286 THESE IN "THE WIZARD OF OZ." [ LAUGHTER ] LOOK AT THAT 207 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:16,256 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S THIS -- IT'S THIS THING YEAH. 208 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:19,526 AND -- Jimmy: YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT, YEAH 209 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:24,097 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD AUNTIE EM, AUNTIE EM 210 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,466 AND I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER THING. THOSE AREN'T SOCKS 211 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,601 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OH, NO MY GOSH. 212 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,538 I KNOW, THE WORST RASH. YEAH BUT I HAVE NOTICED, ACTUALLY, 213 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:36,242 THAT I FOUND THIS SO SWEET ABOUT NEW YORKERS. THEY TAKE THEIR MITTENS, AND 214 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,411 THEY CUT A HOLE IN THEIR MITTENS SO THEY CAN STILL GIVE EACH OTHER THE FINGER 215 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:41,281 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OH, THAT'S - YOU KNOW THAT'S -- 216 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:44,651 BUT IT'S DIFFICULT. I MEAN, I NEVER -- STEVE AND I ARE VERY CLOSE 217 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:48,154 AND I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE ATHEIST THING. 218 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:51,424 [ LAUGHTER ] ALTHOUGH HE'S IN THE SPIRIT. HE'S ALREADY HUNG HIS 219 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:56,796 COMPRESSION STOCKINGS BY THE CHIMNEY WITH CARE. [ LAUGHTER ] 220 00:14:56,796 --> 00:15:01,601 I WILL SAY THAT MY FAVORITE PART OF DECORATING THE TREE IS WHEN AT THE END, I JUST PUT A -- 221 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,470 A LITTLE TINY STAR ON TOP. AW. Jimmy: AW 222 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:10,110 AND THANK YOU FOR BEING UP THERE BECAUSE -- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 223 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,412 I KNOW THAT CAN GET UNCOMFORTABLE. BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST -- 224 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,582 OH, MY GOD. AND I LOVE THIS -- WHEN NEW YORK -- WHEN THERE'S SNOWS 225 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,418 IN NEW YORK, THE WHOLE CITY LOOKS LIKE DONALD TRUMP JR.'S DESK 226 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:22,255 Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH. 227 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,057 [ AUDIENCE OOHS Jimmy: HEY, YOU GUYS -- I DO THAT FOR THE BAND, 228 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:28,695 BECAUSE -- * YEAH. 229 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,064 Jimmy: YOU GUYS HAVE SUCH A LONG HISTORY, THOUGH YOU'VE WORKED PROFESSIONALLY 230 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:35,702 TOGETHER FOR - WE HAVE AND WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER SO 231 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,671 LONG, WE CAN ACTUALLY FINISH EACH OTHERS CAREERS. Jimmy: YEAH 232 00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:40,507 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH. WE'RE LIKE THE CO-ANCHORS ON 233 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,677 "GOOD MORNING AMERICA" WITHOUT THE OFFICE SEX, YOU KNOW Jimmy: YEAH 234 00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:51,084 [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LAUGHTER ] ARE YOU STILL TOURING? 235 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,520 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GOSH. THANK YOU 236 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,156 Jimmy: STOP STANDING. THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 237 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,992 * Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS - 238 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,860 OH, YOU'RE STILL HERE YEAH. Jimmy: ARE YOU STILL 239 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:03,697 TOURING -- I WISH I HAD SOMETHING TO BOW FOR. 240 00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:07,200 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU BOTH GOT A BUNCH OF THINGS GOING ON 241 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,269 "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING," COME ON. HOW GREAT IS THAT SHOW 242 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:12,105 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT IS UNBELIEVABLE THANK YOU 243 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,841 Jimmy: TV AT ITS FINEST GO AHEAD AND BOW. Jimmy: YEAH, NOW YOU GOT TO 244 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:18,712 BOW. NO, NOW YOU CAN -- YOUR BOW NO, NOT LIKE I'M NOT IN IT. 245 00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:20,080 Jimmy: YOU -- YOU HAVE YOUR - YOU -- YOU CO-CREATED IT OR 246 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,515 CREATED OR WHATEVER. Jimmy: YOU HAVE YOUR TOUR - YOU SHOULD TAKE THE BOW 247 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,784 IT'S TRUE, HE -- IT'S HIS IDEA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN TAKE 248 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,087 A -- THAT'S A BOW. YEAH. Jimmy: YOU'RE HOSTING 249 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,823 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." I'M NOT GOING TO BOW LIKE YOU BECAUSE I DON'T NEED TO. 250 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:33,526 Jimmy: WOW! [ APPLAUSE ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS 251 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:36,262 WOW Jimmy: STEVE, YOU HAVE THIS FANTASTIC MEMOIR, BY THE WAY 252 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,331 OH, THANK YOU Jimmy: "NUMBER ONE IS WALKING," CONGRATULATIONS ON 253 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:43,470 THIS THIS IS A FANTASTIC MEMOIR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 254 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,206 A MEMOIR OF YOUR TIME IN MOVIES. MARTY, YOU'RE IN THE "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: 30th ANNIVERSARY. 255 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,974 YOU ARE PLAYING -- THAT'S RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 256 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,809 Jimmy: LUMIERE! LUMIERE BE OUR GUEST 257 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,077 BE OUR GUEST Jimmy: BE OUR GUEST THAT IS YOU! 258 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:54,414 * PUT OUR SERVICE TO THE GUEST * AND OF COURSE, THE FABULOUS 259 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,715 H.E.R., WHO WILL BE OUT SOON - Jimmy: YES. -- IS BELLE 260 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,985 Jimmy: YES, AND H.E.R. IS IN IT AS WELL SHE'S BELLE 261 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:02,155 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YOU GUYS -- YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER BEEN BUSIER 262 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,124 YES, AND WE'RE BUSIER THAN NICK CANNON'S CHILD SUPPORT LAWYER 263 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,026 THAT'S HOW -- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: CONGRATS ON 264 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:09,496 EVERYTHING STEVE MARTIN, MARTIN SHORT, EVERYBODY. 265 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:14,200 CATCH THEM HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH MUSICAL GUEST BRANDI CARLILE 266 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,904 STEVE, MARTIN, AND I ARE PLAYING A FUN GAME WHEN WE COME BACK STICK AROUND 267 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:54,074 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 268 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,677 TONIGHT SHOW." WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT, 269 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:03,350 EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE ARE ABOUT TO -- 270 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:06,186 LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO IN THAT SPOT [ LAUGHTER ] 271 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,054 Jimmy: WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME OH, BOY 272 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,656 OH, BOY Jimmy: CALLED "HEY ROBOT. HERE WE GO 273 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:11,658 * 274 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:16,029 * HEY HEY HEY ROBO HEY ROBOT * 275 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,765 Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. OKAY, THIS IS BASED ON A REAL 276 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,401 BOARD GAME CALLED "HEY ROBOT." YOU CAN PLAY AT HOME IT'S LIKE THE CLASSIC GAME 277 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:26,039 "PASSWORD," OKAY BUT YOUR PARTNER IS A SMART SPEAKER. 278 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:28,074 OKAY, SO FIRST, I WILL PICK A CARD - SO, IT'S NOT MARTY. 279 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,243 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE HIM GUESS THINGS. 280 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,312 NO BUT I WILL PICK A CARD WITH A WORD ON IT, AND THEN WE'LL 281 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,080 TAKE TURNS ASKING A QUESTION TO THE SPEAKER TO GET IT TO SAY THAT WORD SOMEWHERE IN ITS 282 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:39,753 ANSWER, OKAY AND WE ALL HAVE THE SAME WORD 283 00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:42,055 Jimmy: NO WELL, MAYBE. IT DEPENDS IF WE - 284 00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:44,124 CAN YOU GO BACK OVER THE RULES AGAIN? [ LAUGHTER ] 285 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,892 Jimmy: HERE WE GO, LET ME TRY IT I'LL -- HERE'S THE WORD I HAVE 286 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:51,331 TRY IT I'LL -- HERE'S THE WORD I HAVE TO GET THIS THING TO SAY 287 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:53,099 UH-HUH. Jimmy: OKAY 288 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:58,338 MISTLETOE. I CAN SAY IT ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 289 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:02,175 HEY ALEXA, WHAT DO YOU KISS SOMEONE UNDER DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON 290 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:05,111 FROM WIKIPEDIA.ORG, IT IS A A CHRISTMAS CUSTOM FOR A COUPLE WHO MEET UNDER A MISTLETOE TO 291 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:10,684 KISS [ DINGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 292 00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:12,652 Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKING 293 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,721 ABOUT. THAT'S THE IDEA. I'M THERE 294 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,257 I GET IT Jimmy: YOU GOT IT OKAY, YEAH 295 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,093 [ LAUGHTER ] MARTY, MARTY, YOU'RE UP. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FIRST 296 00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:22,028 OKAY, SURE. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE THIS 297 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,097 NO, IT'S FINE Jimmy: HERE'S YOUR WORD OKAY. 298 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:30,370 YOU HAVE TO SAY, "HEY -- I'M NOT AN IDIOT. [ LAUGHTER ] 299 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:34,641 HEY, ALEXA -- DON'T YOU HAVE TO HIT THE BUTTON SO YOU KIND OF ARE AN IDIOT 300 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:43,283 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S SEE WHAT ALEXA SAYS [ LAUGHTER ] 301 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,352 HOLD ON Jimmy: START AGAIN. HEY ALEXA, WHAT IS THAT NAME 302 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:55,061 OF THE PAPER STUFF YOU PUT ON CHRISTMAS TREES THAT'S ALL SPARKLY? 303 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:58,832 FROM HOMEGOODS.COM, TO ADD SPARKLE AND GLIMMER TO YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE, CARVE OUT THE 304 00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:04,371 EYE-CATCHING CARDBOARD STAR ORNAMENTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 305 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:08,408 * BY THE WAY, IT'S NOT MADE OF PAPER. 306 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:12,345 YOU KNOW THAT? WHAT'S IT MADE OF IT'S MADE OF FOIL, ALUMINUM 307 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,848 Jimmy: YEAH NO, IT ISN'T. OH, YOU'RE FROM CANADA. 308 00:20:14,848 --> 00:20:17,717 WHAT DO YOU KNOW KNOW? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: STEVE, IT'S YOUR 309 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,285 TURN LET'S -- SO, I'M LOSING THIS STUPID 310 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:22,722 GAME [ LAUGHTER ] NO, YOU'RE LOSING MORE THAN 311 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:26,459 THAT [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE LOSING FANS, BUDDY. 312 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,729 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO 313 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,598 SEE, I TOLD YOU THIS CHAIR IS BETTER. I'VE G -- OH, JESUS 314 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,733 Jimmy: OKAY WHAT WAS IT LET'S SEE. 315 00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:42,409 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HEY, ALEXA, WHAT IS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE? 316 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,912 YOU BASTARDS. ACCORDING TO AN ALEXA ANSWERS CONTRIBUTOR, ROASTING 317 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:49,182 IS A METHOD THAT USES DRY HEAT - [ LAUGHTER ] 318 00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:52,185 -- AND HOT AIR COVERS THE FOOD, COOKING IT EVENLY ON ALL SIDES WITH TEMPERATURES OF AT LEAST 319 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:57,824 150 DEGREES CELSIUS -- 300 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT -- FROM AN OPEN FLAME -- 320 00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:00,427 YOU GOT A PEN [ LAUGHTER ] OVEN, OR OTHER HEAT SOURCE. 321 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:06,132 ROASTING CAN ENHANCE THE FLAVOR THROUGH CARAMELIZATION AND BROWNING ON THE SURFACE. 322 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:10,937 I'VE GOT TO FLIGHT SUNDAY Jimmy: LET ME TRY TO DO -- LET ME TRY -- LET'S TRY -- 323 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:14,107 YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IT I WANT TO TRY IT, TOO Jimmy: YOU WANT TO TRY IT 324 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,609 TOO? ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO SAY -- OKAY 325 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,579 CHESTNUTS. OKAY, CHESTNUTS. GOSH 326 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:26,353 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN -- OKAY. ALEXA, WHAT DO YOU ROAST DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON, NUT? 327 00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:30,256 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S CHEATING THE RECIPES.COM, TRADITIONAL 328 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,825 HOLIDAY CUTS INCLUDE THE STANDING RIB ROAST, PRIME RIB, RACK OF PORK, AND BEEF 329 00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:39,466 TENDERLOIN I HAVE ONE. I HAVE ONE. 330 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:43,737 I HAVE IT ALEXA, WHAT WAS STEVE MARTIN'S NICKNAME IN HIGH SCHOOL? 331 00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:50,944 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, NO, I GOT ONE I GOT ONE. 332 00:21:50,944 --> 00:21:56,182 HEY -- WAIT A MINUTE HEY, ALEXA WHAT IS THE FIRST LINE OF 333 00:21:56,182 --> 00:22:01,321 MEL TORME'S SONG "THE CHRISTMAS SONG"? FROM THE PIANO.SG, 334 00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:02,956 MEL TORME'S "THE CHRISTMAS SONG" IS ETCHED INDELIBLY IN OUR MINDS WITH ITS FAMOUS 335 00:22:02,956 --> 00:22:09,963 OPENING LYRICS, "CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE." [ DINGS 336 00:22:09,963 --> 00:22:13,800 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH * 337 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:18,505 WOW THAT'S AMAZING Jimmy: COME ON, THAT'S IT 338 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,073 STEVE MARTIN, THERE HE IS. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 339 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:22,976 GREAT CAREER STEVE MARTIN, MARTIN SHORT THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 340 00:22:22,976 --> 00:22:26,079 1,000 POINTS THEY'RE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH MUSICAL 341 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:31,951 GUEST BRANDI CARLILE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH H.E.R COME ON BACK 342 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:50,503 WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 343 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:54,307 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY- AND OSCAR-WINNING ARTIST WHO YOU CAN SEE STARRING 344 00:22:54,307 --> 00:22:56,676 AS BELLE IN "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: A 30th CELEBRATION," WHICH AIRS DECEMBER 15th AT 345 00:22:56,676 --> 00:23:05,685 WHICH AIRS DECEMBER 15th AT 8:00 P.M. ON ABC EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME H.E.R. 346 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:15,528 * 347 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:21,434 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HELLO 348 00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:23,636 Jimmy: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT. 349 00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,705 OH, MY GOSH I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE WITH YOU. 350 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:27,841 Jimmy: PLEASE, THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK. LAST TIME WE TALKED WAS RIGHT 351 00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:33,346 BEFORE YOU WON A GRAMMY AND AN OSCAR FOR "FIGHT FOR YOU." YES 352 00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:35,548 Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 353 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:36,983 * Jimmy: FROM "JUDAS AND THE BLACK MESSIAH. 354 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:41,554 I MEAN, WOW, YOU HAVE THAT OSCAR. YEAH, IT'S CRAZY. 355 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,523 Jimmy: WHAT WAS THE NIGHT LIKE FOR YOU DID YOU JUST - 356 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:47,794 OH, MY GOSH, IT WAS AMAZING AND THEY ONLY LET YOU BRING ONE GUEST. 357 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:52,365 SO, IT WAS NOT CRAZINESS LIKE MOST AWARDS SHOW TIMES BECAUSE OF COVID 358 00:23:52,365 --> 00:23:55,869 AND IT WAS JUST ME AND MY MOM. AND SHE WAS SO EXCITED WE GOT TO MEET EVERYBODY 359 00:23:55,869 --> 00:24:00,140 IT WAS CHILL ANGELA BASSETT CAME UP TO US SHE WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH 360 00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:01,675 IS THIS YOUR MOM [ CHEERS ] THIS IS CRAZY. 361 00:24:01,675 --> 00:24:05,412 Jimmy: SEE? AND ZENDAYA PRESENTED YOU WITH YOUR OSCAR, AND SHE DID 362 00:24:05,412 --> 00:24:10,417 A LITTLE JUMP FOR JOY. OH, MY GOSH Jimmy: YOU GUYS MUST KNOW 363 00:24:10,417 --> 00:24:13,353 EACH OTHER, I'M ASSUMING YEAH, ACTUALLY, WE ACTUALLY BOTH GREW UP IN THE BAY AREA 364 00:24:13,353 --> 00:24:16,856 AND I MET HER WHEN WE WERE KIDS BECAUSE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN A BAND TOGETHER, WHICH IS 365 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:20,260 SUPER RANDOM BUT WE ENDED UP NOT BEING IN A A BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN YEARS 366 00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:23,763 LATER WE SEE EACH OTHER, AND -- YEAH IT'S LIKE A REUNION. 367 00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:27,067 Jimmy: AT THE OSCARS. OH, MY GOD, YEAH AND NOW WHERE DO YOU HAVE THE 368 00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:29,102 OSCAR? IS IT NEXT TO YOUR GRAMMYS WHERE DO YOU PUT IT? 369 00:24:29,102 --> 00:24:30,904 IT'S FUNNY, I KEEP IT ON MY DINING TABLE SO WHEN PEOPLE COME INTO MY HOUSE, THEY'RE 370 00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:33,606 LIKE, "IS THAT -- REAL [ LAUGHTER ] IS THAT? 371 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:37,077 LIKE, "YEAH, PICK IT UP. IT'S HEAVY." Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 372 00:24:37,077 --> 00:24:38,611 IS IT REALLY HEAVY YEAH, IT IS IT'S SUPER HEAVY 373 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:42,148 Jimmy: I'LL NEVER KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF GRAMMYS, YOU'RE 374 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:46,720 NOMINATED THIS YEAR FOR YOUR WORK ON MARY J. BLIGE'S ALBUM, "GOOD MORNING GORGEOUS." 375 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:50,657 YEAH, THAT WAS AWESOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 376 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:54,794 Jimmy: I LOVE MARY J. BLIGE BUT THIS IS -- YOU WORKED ON -- ACTUALLY, THAT SONG, AND 377 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:59,599 PRODUCED THE -- COWROTE AND PRODUCED THAT SONG WITH HER. AND SHE'S ONE OF YOUR IDOLS, 378 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:01,668 YOU SAID YEAH, UP WITH OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS. 379 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:03,770 I GREW UP LISTENING TO MARY J. BLIGE. I USED TO SING HER SONGS ON 380 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:07,574 PIANO. AND IT'S JUST, LIKE, CRAZY THAT I EVEN GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO 381 00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:11,511 WORK WITH HER, SO -- Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET INTO MARY J. WHEN YOU'RE GOING UP 382 00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:14,581 IT WAS MY MOM YOU KNOW, SHE WAS GOING THROUGH SOME STUFF 383 00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:18,184 SO, SHE WAS LISTENING TO IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT AT 384 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:23,123 THE TIME, BUT I GET IT NOW Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 385 00:25:23,123 --> 00:25:27,060 WELL, YOU ALSO WERE LISTENING TO LENNY KRAVITZ, ALICIA KEYS, STEVIE WONDER. 386 00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:31,197 AND I JUST SAW THAT YOU PERFORMED WITH ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE 387 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:36,069 YEAH, IT'S CRAZY. Jimmy: WHAT IS IT LIKE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 388 00:25:36,069 --> 00:25:38,638 WHAT IS IT LIKE TO SHARE THE STAGE WITH ALL THESE ARTISTS THAT YOU WERE INSPIRED BY? 389 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:41,574 I MEAN, IT'S INSANE LIKE, THESE ARE PEOPLE THAT I GREW UP WATCHING, AND 390 00:25:41,574 --> 00:25:47,280 LISTENING, AND THE FACT THEY SHOW ME SO MUCH LOVE, AND I GOT TO PERFORM WITH THEM 391 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,518 IT'S NERVE WRACKING, BUT ALSO JUST LIKE, CONFIRMATION. LIKE, I'M EXACTLY WHERE I'M 392 00:25:51,518 --> 00:25:55,155 SUPPOSED TO BE Jimmy: YEAH YOU ARE. 393 00:25:55,155 --> 00:25:56,790 YOU'RE WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 394 00:25:56,790 --> 00:26:00,260 THANK YOU Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" 395 00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:02,896 YES Jimmy: YOU CAN ADD THIS NOW TO YOUR RéSUMé 396 00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:05,532 I KNOW, I'M A DISNEY PRINCESS Jimmy: YOU'RE A DISNEY 397 00:26:05,532 --> 00:26:07,834 PRINCESS EXACTLY RIGHT. YES! 398 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:10,103 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU AS 399 00:26:10,103 --> 00:26:17,110 BELLE RIGHT THERE. THIS IS -- THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE DISNEY CARTOONS 400 00:26:17,110 --> 00:26:21,247 I LOVE IT. I MEAN, THIS IS PRE-PIXAR AND LIN-MANUEL 401 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:24,117 "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" WAS -- THAT'S MY JAM. WAS THIS A DREAM FOR YOU TO BE 402 00:26:24,117 --> 00:26:27,153 A PRINCESS ABSOLUTELY. IT WAS DEFINITELY LIKE, 403 00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:33,393 SOMETHING I IMAGINED TO BE AS A KID, BUT YOU NEVER REALLY THINK IT COULD HAPPEN. 404 00:26:33,393 --> 00:26:36,062 SO, I'M WALKING A LITTLE DIFFERENT. I'M TALKING A LITTLE DIFFERENT 405 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:38,765 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU ARE. YOU KNOW? 406 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:41,067 Jimmy: YOU ALSO GO BY YOUR REAL NAME IN THIS. IT'S GABRIELLA WILSON. 407 00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:43,336 YEAH. Jimmy: WHEN YOU ARE DOING A A NEW THING, WHEN YOU'RE 408 00:26:43,336 --> 00:26:45,305 ACTING, YOU WANT TO GO BY THAT NAME YEAH, YOU KNOW, FOR A LONG 409 00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:49,342 TIME I WAS IN THE SHADOWS. AND I REALLY WANTED PEOPLE TO FOCUS ON THE MUSIC 410 00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:52,812 AND NOW THAT I'M DOING OTHER THINGS, I FEEL LIKE IT'S TIME FOR PEOPLE TO GET TO KNOW THE 411 00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:56,883 PERSON BEHIND THE MUSIC. Jimmy: YEAH I LOVE THAT. 412 00:26:56,883 --> 00:27:01,221 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT CAN EVERYONE EXPECT WHEN THEY WATCH THIS, "BEAUTY AND 413 00:27:01,221 --> 00:27:06,726 THE BEAST" IT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT'S CALLED, A CELEBRATION. 414 00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:09,896 YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE ANNIVERSARY -- 30 YEARS. SO, IT'S GOING TO BE LIVE 415 00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:14,934 ACTION OF COURSE, WITH ME AND THE MOST AMAZING CAST 416 00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:18,772 MARTIN SHORT, WHO'S HERE Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. OH, MY GOSH. 417 00:27:18,772 --> 00:27:21,508 [ APPLAUSE ] DAVID ALAN GRIER. RITA MORENO. 418 00:27:21,508 --> 00:27:24,678 JOSH GROBAN. Jimmy: JOSH GROBAN I SAW IS IN IT TOO. 419 00:27:24,678 --> 00:27:27,614 YEAH. SHANIA TWAIN Jimmy: YES, I KNOW THAT 420 00:27:27,614 --> 00:27:29,582 [ CHEERS ] IT'S CRAZY. BUT IT'S GOING TO BE THE 421 00:27:29,582 --> 00:27:31,151 CARTOON AND THEN INTO THE LIVE ACTION AND IT'S GOING TO BE A 422 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:35,822 A BEAUTIFUL CELEBRATION. WE'RE GOING TO CELEBRATE THE CREATION OF IT 423 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:37,323 Jimmy: YEAH I HAVE ANOTHER CLOSE-UP PICTURE OF YOU LOOKING GORGEOUS AS 424 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:40,527 BELLE. THANK YOU [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 425 00:27:40,527 --> 00:27:43,063 Jimmy: I WANTED TO SHOW A A CLIP TONIGHT, BUT WE DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A CLIP 426 00:27:43,063 --> 00:27:45,965 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT WE DO HAVE A UKULELE OH! 427 00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:48,935 OKAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: AND I WAS JUST 428 00:27:48,935 --> 00:27:50,804 WONDERING -- IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND GIVING -- COULD YOU MAYBE GIVE US 429 00:27:50,804 --> 00:27:56,476 A LITTLE TASTE OKAY. LET'S SEE. 430 00:27:56,476 --> 00:28:04,351 LET'S SEE WHAT I CAN DO. * * CERTAIN AS THE SU 431 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:11,558 RISING IN THE EAST * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * TALE AS OLD AS TIME 432 00:28:11,558 --> 00:28:24,037 SONG AS OLD AS RHYME BEAUTY AND THE BEAST * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 433 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:30,510 * Jimmy: H.E.R., EVERYBODY! "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: A 30th 434 00:28:30,510 --> 00:28:37,150 CELEBRATION" AIRS DECEMBER 15TH AT 8:00 PM ON ABC. MARY McCARTNEY JOINS US AFTER 435 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:39,552 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND I TRIED! 436 00:28:39,552 --> 00:29:00,040 I KNEW I WAS GOING TO MESS UP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 437 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,743 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED PHOTOGRAPHER, HOST, AND AUTHOR 438 00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:06,146 SHE DIRECTED A BRAND-NEW DOCUMENTARY CALLED, "IF THESE WALLS COULD SING," WHICH 439 00:29:06,146 --> 00:29:14,120 PREMIERES DECEMBER 16th ON DISNEY PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME, MARY McCARTNEY 440 00:29:16,056 --> 00:29:24,631 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 441 00:29:24,631 --> 00:29:29,235 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. 442 00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:33,473 WELCOME TO THE SHOW. IT'S SURREAL ACTUALLY BEING ON THIS SIDE OF THIS 443 00:29:33,473 --> 00:29:35,442 IT'S SO FABULOUS I LOVE IT. Jimmy: OH, YEAH 444 00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:37,744 WERE WE ZOOMING? I'M A FAN I JUST WATCH IT ALL THE TIME 445 00:29:37,744 --> 00:29:40,046 Jimmy: OH, STOP [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT YOUR 446 00:29:40,046 --> 00:29:41,915 SHOW, "MARY McCARTNEY SERVES IT UP." YES 447 00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:44,417 Jimmy: IT WAS NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY BY THE WAY CONGRATULATIONS. 448 00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:46,720 YES, THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YOU DO THAT. 449 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,556 YOU HOST YOU'RE AN AMAZING PHOTOGRAPHER, BY THE WAY 450 00:29:49,556 --> 00:29:53,259 THIS DOCUMENTARY, "IF THESE WALLS CAN SING," WAS NOMINATED FOR A CRITICS CHOICE AWARD 451 00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:55,795 Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. YEAH. THAT WAS SURREAL 452 00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:58,064 Jimmy: WELL, LOOK AT YOU, WHO'S GETTING -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 453 00:29:58,064 --> 00:29:59,766 AND YOU KNOW -- Jimmy: YOU'RE JUST GETTING NOMINATED LEFT AND RIGHT 454 00:29:59,766 --> 00:30:02,569 DO YOU KNOW WHAT WON? DO YOU KNOW WHAT BEAT ME Jimmy: NO 455 00:30:02,569 --> 00:30:04,404 "GET BACK." Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. [ LAUGHTER ] 456 00:30:04,404 --> 00:30:05,739 THAT'S HILARIOUS SO YOUR -- YOUR DAD'S DOCUMENTARY? 457 00:30:05,739 --> 00:30:08,475 I WAS HAPPY WITH THAT Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. I GUESS SO 458 00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:10,110 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] BUT WHEN THEY OFFER YOU THIS 459 00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:14,147 DOCUMENTARY AND -- OR IT COMES TO -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU THOUGHT OF THE IDEA. 460 00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:16,883 OR DO YOU GO, LIKE, IT'S 90 YEARS OF ABBEY ROAD STUDIOS NO. 461 00:30:16,883 --> 00:30:19,185 IT WAS BROUGHT TO ME THE PRODUCER, JOHN BATTSEK, WHO'S, LIKE, AN OSCAR-WINNING 462 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:23,456 DOCUMENTARY DIRECTOR Jimmy: YEAH HE TEXTED ME, AND HE WAS 463 00:30:23,456 --> 00:30:26,593 LIKE, "HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF DIRECTING DOCUMENTARIES? AND AS A PHOTOGRAPHER, IT'S 464 00:30:26,593 --> 00:30:31,431 KIND OF A NATURAL PROGRESSION TO GO INTO DIRECTING SO, I WAS LIKE, "YEAH. 465 00:30:31,431 --> 00:30:35,368 HE SAID HE WAS DOING A A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT ABBEY ROAD, "90 YEARS OF ABBEY ROAD. 466 00:30:35,368 --> 00:30:37,971 Jimmy: YEAH I HAD NO IDEA THAT ABBEY ROAD WAS 90-YEARS-OLD. 467 00:30:37,971 --> 00:30:40,340 Jimmy: YEAH THE REASON I REALLY WANTED TO DO IT WAS A FUNNY REASON AS 468 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:42,042 WELL, WAS THERE'S A PICTURE THAT I SAW IN A BOOK IN ABBEY ROAD OF MY MOM LEADING A 469 00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:51,518 A PONY ACROSS THIS UPPER CROSSING IN THE '70s OH, YOU -- 470 00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:54,387 YEAH Jimmy: I HAVE THIS. THIS IS -- 471 00:30:54,387 --> 00:30:58,625 IT'S IN THE DOCUMENTARY THIS PICTURE IS -- Jimmy: WELL, HOW IS THIS -- 472 00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,727 ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHAT -- WELL, I'M DESTINED TO DO THIS DOCUMENTARY REALLY, AREN'T 473 00:31:00,727 --> 00:31:01,795 I? IF THAT'S -- THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN - 474 00:31:01,795 --> 00:31:03,663 Jimmy: HOW DID THEY GET A A PONY WHY IS A PONY GOING ACROSS 475 00:31:03,663 --> 00:31:06,399 THAT'S JUST LIKE MY MOM SHE LOVED HORSES AND ANIMALS, AND SHE WAS GOING TO WORK. 476 00:31:06,399 --> 00:31:08,201 AND SHE'S LIKE, "LET'S TAKE --" THE PONIES CALLED 'JET.'" SHE WAS LIKE, "LET'S TAKE JET TO 477 00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:12,405 WORK." Jimmy: SO YOU JUST GONNA TAKE A PONY TO WORK. 478 00:31:12,405 --> 00:31:14,607 WHY NOT? AND AS -- AND AS DAD SAYS IN THE DOCUMENTARY -- 479 00:31:14,607 --> 00:31:16,676 I KIND OF BRING THIS IN -- THIS IS IN THE BEGINNING. HE SAYS, "I DON'T THINK HE 480 00:31:16,676 --> 00:31:20,814 DISGRACED HIMSELF EITHER." [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO, YEAH 481 00:31:20,814 --> 00:31:23,550 NO, HE IS FANTASTIC. AND ALSO, IT'S LIKE PINK'S -- PINK FLOYD "DARK SIDE OF THE 482 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:28,254 MOON" WAS RECORDED THERE Jimmy: YEAH ALL OF THE -- LIKE, ALL OF 483 00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:32,959 THE JOHN WILLIAMS I INTERVIEW. ALL OF -- LIKE "INDIANA JONES. BECAUSE STUDIO ONE IS THE BIG 484 00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:36,096 CLASSICAL SPACE. AND THAT WAS IN DANGER OF CLOSING DOWN, BECAUSE ALL OF 485 00:31:36,096 --> 00:31:41,167 THE MAIN CLASSICAL RECORDINGS HAD DONE AND BUSINESS WAS DRYING UP. 486 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:44,537 SO, THEY WERE USING IT AS, LIKE, A BADMINTON COURT LIKE IT WAS EMPTY AND VAST 487 00:31:44,537 --> 00:31:47,173 Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? THEY WERE GONNA -- AND THEY -- THEY WERE 488 00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:49,275 LOOKING AT MAKING IT INTO A CAR PARK AND THEN THE MANAGER, 489 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:51,111 KEN TOWNSEND, FOUND OUT THAT A A STUDIO WAS CLOSING, A FILM STUDIO IN DENHAM HAD LOST ITS 490 00:31:51,111 --> 00:31:58,318 LEASE. HE BROUGHT IN A CONTRACT AND QUICKLY PUT A PROJECTOR IN AND 491 00:31:58,318 --> 00:32:01,254 A SCREEN AND ONE OF THE FIRST THERE WAS GEORGE LUCAS AND JOHN WILLIAMS 492 00:32:01,254 --> 00:32:08,161 DOING "INDIANA JONES." Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? ABSOLUTELY. 493 00:32:08,161 --> 00:32:10,663 Jimmy: SO, THE MOVIE, KIND OF, SAVED IT THE MOVIE INDUSTRY SAVED 494 00:32:10,663 --> 00:32:13,967 ABBEY ROADS. SEE, I'M SUCH AN EXPERT NOW Jimmy: YEAH, NOW IT - 495 00:32:13,967 --> 00:32:16,236 [ LAUGHTER ] NOW YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT IT 496 00:32:16,236 --> 00:32:20,073 YEAH SHOULDN'T YOU KNOW? Jimmy: EVERYONE JUST CALLED 497 00:32:20,073 --> 00:32:22,575 IT AS, LIKE, "OH, THAT WAS THE NICKNAME OF THE STUDIO?" IT WAS CALLED IT EMI 498 00:32:22,575 --> 00:32:24,978 STUDIOS. Jimmy: UH-HUH BECAUSE IT'S PART OF EMI. 499 00:32:24,978 --> 00:32:26,980 Jimmy: OKAY AND THEN EVERYONE CALLED IT ABBEY ROAD, BECAUSE IT'S ON 500 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:29,149 ABBEY ROAD AND THEN THE ALBUM MADE IT FAMOUS 501 00:32:29,149 --> 00:32:31,785 AND THEN, KEN TOWNSEND, 90 -- IT DIDN'T CHANGE THE NAME UNTIL 1976 502 00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:33,853 Jimmy: AFTER THE ALBUM. YEAH. Jimmy: AND YOU ACTUALLY 503 00:32:33,853 --> 00:32:35,822 BROUGHT US A SKETCH THAT YOUR - I DID 504 00:32:35,822 --> 00:32:39,125 Jimmy: -- THAT YOUR DAD MADE OF -- THIS IS PRETTY AWESOME IN THE DOCUMENTARY, I 505 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:44,898 INTERVIEWED RINGO, AND HE WAS LIKE, "OH, YOU KNOW. WE WERE THINKING OF GOING -- 506 00:32:44,898 --> 00:32:47,634 BECAUSE THE -- THE ENGINEER HAD A PACKET OF CIGARETTES CALLED EVEREST. 507 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:49,836 Jimmy: UH-HUH SO, THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, SHOULD WE GO TO THE TOP OF 508 00:32:49,836 --> 00:32:52,505 EVEREST AND DO A PHOTO SHOOT, CALL IT 'EVEREST'? OR SHOULD WE GO TO, YOU KNOW, 509 00:32:52,505 --> 00:32:56,276 HAWAII - Jimmy: YES, THE FINAL -- THAT'S THE BEATLES ALBUM 510 00:32:56,276 --> 00:32:58,778 YEAH. Jimmy: "EVEREST" IS THE LAST ALBUM. 511 00:32:58,778 --> 00:33:00,647 YEAH. AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE, "NO, LET'S JUST GO ON TO THE 512 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:03,483 SEPARATE CROSSING. AND DAD DREW THIS, SKETCHED OUT THIS PICTURE, WHICH IS KIND OF 513 00:33:03,483 --> 00:33:07,654 VERY CLOSE TO -- Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT -- PRETTY MUCH WHAT IT DID. 514 00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:11,691 THIS ONE UP HERE, I THINK. Jimmy: YEAH YEAH. 515 00:33:11,691 --> 00:33:14,861 Jimmy: I MEAN, YEAH IT ENDED UP BEING THE MOST FUN -- 516 00:33:14,861 --> 00:33:17,797 YEAH. Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S BASICALLY, THAT'S THE SKETCH 517 00:33:17,797 --> 00:33:20,533 IT'S A GREAT PICTURE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S THE SKETCH. 518 00:33:20,533 --> 00:33:22,836 YEAH. I KNOW IT'S GOOD, RIGHT 519 00:33:22,836 --> 00:33:24,704 Jimmy: THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE, YEAH YEAH. 520 00:33:24,704 --> 00:33:27,540 Jimmy: AND YOU OBVIOUSLY GOT TO INTERVIEW YOUR DAD FOR THIS UH-HUH. 521 00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:29,843 Jimmy: WAS THAT AWKWARD FOR YOU? THEY ALL -- DAD INCLUDED, 522 00:33:29,843 --> 00:33:35,415 THEY ALL KIND OF CAME -- A LOT OF THEM I INTERVIEWED IN ABBEY ROAD, IN THE STUDIOS 523 00:33:35,415 --> 00:33:37,250 SO, THEY FELT THE FEELING, IT'S LIKE THIS FEELING OF WARMTH AND INSPIRATION WHEN YOU GO IN 524 00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:41,855 THERE. SO, THEY ALL BROUGHT THEIR GAME 525 00:33:41,855 --> 00:33:43,623 BUT THERE WAS A CUTE MOMENT WHEN I WAS SITTING WITH DAD, AND I WAS LIKE, TALKING, REALLY 526 00:33:43,623 --> 00:33:48,428 WELL-RESEARCHED AND BEING REALLY PROFESSIONAL. Jimmy: YEAH 527 00:33:48,428 --> 00:33:51,364 AND HE KIND OF GLAZED OVER, AND HE WAS LIKE, "OH, THAT'S MY DAUGHTER 528 00:33:51,364 --> 00:33:53,933 YOU'RE LIKE A FEMALE DIRECTOR DIRECTING ME." AND I WAS LIKE -- I WAS LIKE, 529 00:33:53,933 --> 00:33:57,470 "GET BACK TO WORK. Jimmy: YEAH, "HERE, COME ON, NOW, BACK TO THE STUDIO. 530 00:33:57,470 --> 00:34:00,340 YEAH IT'S REALLY FASCINATING. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 531 00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:06,846 THIS IS "IF THESE WALLS COULD SING." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 532 00:34:07,947 --> 00:34:09,749 I REMEMBER PLAYING ON A A BARRON KNIGHTS SESSION HERE, AND "HEY JUDE" HAD JUST COME 533 00:34:09,749 --> 00:34:11,685 OUT. SO, I WAS STANDING WITH BERNIE, AND YOUR DAD CAME IN THE DOOR 534 00:34:11,685 --> 00:34:16,523 AND SAID "HELLO" TO THE BARRON KNIGHTS. AND THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I'D 535 00:34:16,523 --> 00:34:21,327 EVER SEEN ANYONE THAT FAMOUS IN MY LIFE. AND I KIND OF FROZE. 536 00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:25,465 AND BERNIE DID TOO AND THE BARRON KNIGHTS ASKED PAUL HOW TO PLAY "HEY JUDE" ON 537 00:34:25,465 --> 00:34:30,070 THE PIANO, AND HE DID. AND I -- BERNIE AND I HAVE NEVER FORGOTTEN IT 538 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:33,340 IT'S LIKE, "OH, MY GOD WE SAW PAUL PLAY 'HEY JUDE' AT TIME THE RECORD CAME OUT." 539 00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:36,409 Jimmy: COME ON. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 540 00:34:36,409 --> 00:34:38,478 MARY McCARTNEY "IF THESE WALLS COULD SING" PREMIERES DECEMBER 16th ON 541 00:34:38,478 --> 00:34:39,846 DISNEY PLUS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM 542 00:34:39,846 --> 00:34:50,290 ADAM BLACKSTONE. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK 543 00:34:50,290 --> 00:35:17,050 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *You're Puss in Boots? Jimmy: PERFORMING "BIGGEST, 544 00:35:17,050 --> 00:35:22,222 GREATEST THING" AND THE TITLE TRACK FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "LEGACY. 545 00:35:22,222 --> 00:35:25,158 NUMBER ONE BY THE WAY, NO BIG DEAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 546 00:35:25,158 --> 00:35:30,430 PLEASE WELCOME, ADAM BLACKSTONE WITH MARY MARY, INAYAH, AND THE ROOTS. 547 00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:31,798 WITH MARY MARY, INAYAH, AND THE ROOTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 548 00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:35,335 * OUR HOUSE THIS YEAR IT'S GON' BE RIGHT HER 549 00:35:35,335 --> 00:35:38,605 YOU BRING DESSERT -- * [ STATIC ] * SO I'M FEELING SURE 550 00:35:38,605 --> 00:35:42,976 FEELING CLEA FEELING POSITIVE * [ STATIC ] 551 00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:50,750 * WHAT'S UP NEW YORK? WHAT'S UP NEW YORK 552 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:58,291 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I BROUGHT MY FRIENDS ALONG MARY MARY. 553 00:35:58,291 --> 00:36:02,896 * SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT THE SKY I THE HIGHEST THING IN LIFE * 554 00:36:02,896 --> 00:36:08,034 * BUT I BELIEVE IT'S JUST THE HIGHEST THIN THEY'VE SEEN * 555 00:36:08,034 --> 00:36:13,039 * WELL YOU BETTER BELIEVE THERE'S SOMEON BEYOND THAT BIG BLUE THING * 556 00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:17,077 * AND HE'S THE BIGGES GREATEST THING THE BIGGEST GREATEST THING 557 00:36:17,077 --> 00:36:24,517 I'VE NEVER SEEN * * * NOW IT'S BEEN SAI 558 00:36:24,517 --> 00:36:29,456 THERE'S NOTHING DEEPER THAN THE OCEAN'S DEEP * * BUT COULD IT BE 559 00:36:29,456 --> 00:36:33,393 THAT'S JUST TOO FA FOR THE HUMAN MIND TO THINK * 560 00:36:33,393 --> 00:36:38,398 * CAUSE I KNOW SOMEON MORE INTELLIGENT THAN WORDS CAN SPEAK * 561 00:36:38,398 --> 00:36:42,669 * AND HE'S THE BIGGES GREATEST THING THE BIGGEST GREATEST THING 562 00:36:42,669 --> 00:36:46,272 I'VE NEVER SEEN * WHOO! Y'ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME 563 00:36:46,272 --> 00:36:53,380 [ APPLAUSE ] LET'S TAKE IT TO THE - * 564 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:56,983 * THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS * * THAT THERE'S SOMEON 565 00:36:56,983 --> 00:36:59,285 THAT'S DEFINITELY BIGGER GREATER THAN YOUR MIND COULD THINK * 566 00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:02,022 * I KNOW THAT YOU WERE WONDERING * * IF EVERYTHING 567 00:37:02,022 --> 00:37:04,524 WE'RE SAYING HER IS MAKE BELIEV BUT IT'S REALITY * 568 00:37:04,524 --> 00:37:09,229 * AND IF YOU LOOK AROUN HE'S EVERYWHERE TO BE FOUN 'CAUSE HE'S THE BIGGES 569 00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:14,167 GREATEST THING * * THE BIGGEST GREATEST THIN I'VE NEVER 570 00:37:14,167 --> 00:37:21,574 I KNOW ONE DAY O I'LL SEE HIS FACE OH * * MAN I CAN'T WAI 571 00:37:21,574 --> 00:37:29,449 SAID I KNO I KNOW ONE DAY OH * * I'LL SEE HIS FACE O 572 00:37:29,449 --> 00:37:36,356 MAN I CAN'T WAIT WHOO * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 573 00:37:36,356 --> 00:37:40,060 I CAN'T COME TO NEW YORK WITHOUT QUESTLOVE ON THE DRUMS, LIKE - 574 00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:46,499 UH, QUESTLOVE ON THE DRUMS WE TALKIN' LEGACY, RIGHT LET'S GO 575 00:37:46,499 --> 00:37:55,809 * LEGACY * BLACK THOUGHT * AMERICA COULD NOT PIMP ME 576 00:37:55,809 --> 00:37:59,746 THE PROMISES I MAD WERE NOT EMPTY * * EVEN IF THE WHOLE WORLD 577 00:37:59,746 --> 00:38:03,249 WAS TURNED AGAINST M I'D STAN FOR WHAT I STAND FOR * 578 00:38:03,249 --> 00:38:05,652 * LET EM' HIT M TO SPITE M THEY'LL TELL YOU WHY 579 00:38:05,652 --> 00:38:08,688 THEY DON'T LIKE ME * * THEY PROBABLY WIS A BOLT OF LIGHTNIN 580 00:38:08,688 --> 00:38:11,324 WOULD COME STRIKE ME * * THEY WANT THE HISTORY BOOK 581 00:38:11,324 --> 00:38:13,827 TO UNWRITE ME * * BUT DIDN'T KNOW FOR ME TO BE SHOOK 582 00:38:13,827 --> 00:38:16,796 WAS UNLIKELY * * LOOK SE IT'S ABOUT THE FINIS 583 00:38:16,796 --> 00:38:19,632 AND NOT THE IMAGE * * WHEN A LEGACY WITHOUT A BLEMIS 584 00:38:19,632 --> 00:38:22,569 IS DOCUMENTED * * YOU CAN'T FAKE IT TO MAKE IT 585 00:38:22,569 --> 00:38:25,438 YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE IT * * SO IF I CAN GIV 100 PERCEN 586 00:38:25,438 --> 00:38:29,376 I'VE GOT TO GIVE IT * * I'M A BLACKSTONE GHETTO UNIVERSITY ALU 587 00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:34,047 YOU MIGHTA HEARD OF ME I'M A FRATERNITY OF ONE * * I HAD TO OPEN MY EYES 588 00:38:34,047 --> 00:38:38,051 TO SEE THE SUN NOW A KING AMONG MEN I HAVE FINALLY BECOME * 589 00:38:38,051 --> 00:38:42,789 * LISTE THAT'S LEGACY OH LEGAC MY REPUTATION PRECEDES M 590 00:38:42,789 --> 00:38:45,859 LIKE A PEDIGREE * * THEY'LL TRY T DISCREDIT ME 591 00:38:45,859 --> 00:38:49,596 MIS-EDIT ME * * I'D RISK EVERYTHING TO UPLIFT THE RICH LEGAC 592 00:38:49,596 --> 00:38:54,167 LETS GO* INIYAH! * LOOK AT WHA 593 00:38:54,167 --> 00:38:58,104 WE HAVE HERE NOW WHO KNEW LIFE WOULD BE BIGGE THAN IT IS RIGHT NOW * 594 00:38:58,104 --> 00:39:01,074 * IT'S EASY TO BE A TRAMP BUT I'D RATHER BE AN IMPRINT * 595 00:39:01,074 --> 00:39:04,344 * I AIN'T DOING NOTHING JUST TO GO VIRAL ON THE INTERNET * 596 00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:07,847 * PURPOSE IS BIGGER THAN DISTRACTION MY DEAR THAT PASSION BETTE 597 00:39:07,847 --> 00:39:11,785 OUTWEIGH THOSE FEARS * * WHEN IT'S DIVIN IT'S NOT MOR 598 00:39:11,785 --> 00:39:14,521 THAN YOU CAN HANDLE * * THIS IS WHAT I'M DOIN I'M JUST LEADING 599 00:39:14,521 --> 00:39:16,790 BY EXAMPLE * * NOW I'M SEEIN ALL MY DREAM 600 00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:20,727 AND HOW THEY UNFOLD * * BANGING STEVIE WONDER LOUD IN MY HEADPHONES * 601 00:39:20,727 --> 00:39:23,797 * IF YOU AIN' TRYING TO BE A MOGUL YOU CAN GO BACK HOME * 602 00:39:23,797 --> 00:39:27,300 * MAN TO HELL WITH BEING TEMPORARY I'D RATHER BE LEGENDARY * 603 00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:31,871 * LIKE ALL THE GREATS BEFORE M THAT PAVED THE WAY 604 00:39:31,871 --> 00:39:39,546 JUST FOR ME * * NOW I'LL BE LEGENDARY LIVING MY LEGACY 605 00:39:39,546 --> 00:39:47,087 LEGACY OH LEGACY O LEGACY OH LEGACY OH * * LEGACY OH LEGAC 606 00:39:47,087 --> 00:39:49,489 RAISING UP THE SON AND MY DAUGHTERS TO BE A BETTER ME * 607 00:39:49,489 --> 00:39:53,760 * LET'S G LEGACY OH LEGACY YOU SAYIN' WHA 608 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:59,532 LEGACY OH LEGACY OH * * LEGACY OH LEGAC RAISE MY VOICE U 609 00:39:59,532 --> 00:40:05,105 HOPING THA THEY REMEMBER ME * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 610 00:40:05,105 --> 00:40:08,708 Jimmy: COME ON NOW. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. 611 00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:14,414 THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. ADAM BLACKSTONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 612 00:40:14,414 --> 00:40:21,721 MARY MARY, INAYAH, THE ROOTS "LEGACY" IS OUT NOW. MY THANKS TO STEVE MARTIN, 613 00:40:21,721 --> 00:40:26,526 MARTIN SHORT, H.E.R., MARY McCARTNEY, ADAM BLACKSTONE, ONCE AGAIN. 614 00:40:26,526 --> 00:40:28,995 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MARY MARY, INAYAH, AND THE ROOTS FROM 615 00:40:28,995 --> 00:40:34,300 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA, RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 616 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,803 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 617 00:40:36,803 --> 00:40:36,803 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE