1 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:11,811 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:19,352 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:22,756 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MILEY CYRUS, 4 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:26,693 JESSE WILLIAMS COMEDIAN, MARY MACK, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:33,800 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1763 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:40,340 >> Questlove: 1763 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:49,549 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:49,549 --> 00:01:03,063 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:08,068 LOOKING GOOD YEAH, NICE, LOOKING GOOD WELCOME, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,103 WELCOME. ENJOY YOURSELF ENJOY YOURSELF 11 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:13,473 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 12 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:16,309 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE TONIGHT SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 13 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:19,713 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE GUYS, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR TOMORROW IS SANTACON - 14 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:26,252 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] -- HERE IN NEW YORK CITY. YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS. 15 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,254 YEAH, AT SANTACON, THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WILL DRESS UP AS SANTA AND PACK THE STREETS FOR AN 16 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:34,694 ALL-DAY BAR CRAWL. SO, BEFORE YOU GO TO BED, MAKE SURE YOU PUT OUT A PLATE OF 17 00:01:34,694 --> 00:01:38,832 ADVIL AND A TALL GLASS OF PEDIALYTE. [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:41,801 THAT'S RIGHT, HAPPY SANTACON TO EVERYONE IN THEIR 20s, HAVE FUN. 19 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:46,172 TO EVERYONE IN THEIR 30s, IT'S GETTING KIND OF SAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:48,608 HEY, GET THIS, ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY, 30% OF AMERICANS HAVE INJURED THEMSELVES DURING 21 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:56,116 HOLIDAY RELATED ACTIVITIES WHILE THE OTHER 70% ARE THE ONES FILMING IT FOR TIKTOK 22 00:01:56,116 --> 00:02:00,920 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, 30% GET INJURED. WHO KNEW CLIMBING A LADDER AND 23 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:05,492 HANGING LIGHTS ON AN ICY GUTTER COULD BE DANGEROUS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:07,293 ACTUALLY, THE MOST COMMON INJURY IS SPRAINING YOUR FACE FROM FAKE SMILING AFTER OPENING 25 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:13,800 A PRESENT. [ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S A SLANKET. 26 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,203 OH, COOL I -- I'LL GOOGLE IT, AND I LOVE IT." 27 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:19,773 SPEAKING OF THE HOLIDAYS, THIS WEEKEND FIRST LADY JILL BIDEN WILL GIVE A TOUR OF THE 28 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:25,412 WHITE HOUSE HOLIDAY DECORATIONS FOR AN HGTV CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. YEAH, AND AFTER THAT, STAY 29 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:29,082 TUNED FOR MELANIA'S DECORATION SPECIAL, "THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS. 30 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:36,322 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS I SAW A NEW POLL THAT SAID 31 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:41,461 PRESIDENT BIDEN'S APPROVAL RATING IS NOW UP TO 46%. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 32 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:45,098 46%, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE BLOOD ALCOHOL CONTENT OF EVERYONE AT SANTACON 33 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:49,235 [ LAUGHTER ] I LIKE THAT WE'RE COOL WITH 46% FOR A PRESIDENT, BUT IF 34 00:02:49,235 --> 00:02:51,204 A RESTAURANT HAD TWO AND A HALF STARS ON YELP, WE'D CALL THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT. 35 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:54,808 [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? A TOP ADVISER TO SENATOR 36 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:56,409 BERNIE SANDERS SAID THAT IF BIDEN DOESN'T RUN IN 2 2024, SANDERS WILL GIVE IT A 37 00:02:56,409 --> 00:03:03,049 A HARD LOOK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, PEOPLE WEREN'T SURE ABOUT 38 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:06,619 HIM IN THE LAST TWO ELECTIONS, BUT MAYBE THEY'LL VOTE FOR HIM NOW THAT HE'S MORE MATURE. 39 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:13,493 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BIG NEWS FROM WASHINGTON 40 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:16,229 TODAY, SENATOR KYRSTEN SINEMA ANNOUNCED THAT SHE'S LEAVING THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND 41 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:20,600 REGISTERING AS AN INDEPENDENT. IT'S GOOD TIMING, 'CAUSE NOTHING SAYS THE HOLIDAY SEASON 42 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:25,538 LIKE LEAVING A PARTY EARLY RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,307 WELL, LISTEN TO THIS I HEARD THAT IF PUTIN LOSES THE WAR IN UKRAINE, HE'S GOING TO 44 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:32,178 FLEE TO SOUTH AMERICA. YEAH, AND HE HAS HIS DISGUISE ALL PLANNED OUT. 45 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:40,720 HE'S GONNA WEAR A SHIRT. [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU. 46 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:45,859 [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] THANK YOU. 47 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:49,295 SOME BUSINESS NEWS, APPLE HAS A NEW iMESSAGE FEATURE THAT WILL ALERT BOTH USERS IF THEY 48 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:54,200 ARE BEING SPIED ON BY A STATE-SPONSORED ATTACKER YEAH, IT'S NEVER GOOD SEEING 49 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,771 "NORTH KOREA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT." AND YOU GO - 50 00:03:57,771 --> 00:04:01,875 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS I READ THAT THE MISS UNIVERSE 51 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:05,545 PAGEANT IS MOVING FROM BROADCAST TV TO STREAMING ON THE ROKU CHANNEL 52 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:11,117 YEAH, AND NOW THE WINNER OF THE TALENT PORTION IS WHOEVER CAN FIND THE ROKU CHANNEL. 53 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:13,953 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN ASKED HOW THEY FELT ABOUT IT, A REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE 54 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:17,891 PAGEANT SAID, "WORLD PEACE." [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, LAST NIGHT IN L.A., THERE 55 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:21,928 WAS A BIG VIDEO GAME AWARD SHOW CALLED THE GAME AWARDS, OKAY AND THEY GOT A PRETTY HUGE 56 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,631 AND THEY GOT A PRETTY HUGE ACTOR TO PRESENT TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 57 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:28,802 TO THE GAME AWARDS, AL PACINO. 58 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:35,275 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> BUT I -- I -- I -- I'M -- IT'S HARD FOR ME TO SEE THE 59 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:40,513 TELEPROMPTER [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T PLAY A WHOLE LOT OF 60 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:46,519 VIDEO GAMES. [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] 61 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:53,727 >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: IT WAS PACINO'S MOST CHALLENGING ROLE YET, "GUY WHO 62 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:58,198 WANTS TO BE HERE." [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW IF HE PLAYED SUPER 63 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:03,036 MARIO BROTHERS, BUT HE DEFINITELY ATE A MUSHROOM. [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:06,406 ONCE THE MUSHROOMS WEAR OFF, HE'S LIKE, "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND. 65 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:13,079 [ VIDEO GAME BEEPING ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, I DO SPACE WORK 66 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:16,249 >> Steve: YEAH, WOW, SPACE WORK, VERY GOOD. >> Jimmy: HEY, THIS IS GOING 67 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:20,854 VIRAL. A MAN, WHO WAS OUT KAYAKING, SAW A GREAT WHITE SHARK. 68 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,555 YEAH, AND THEN WHEN HE ASKED HIS FRIEND WHAT HE SHOULD DO, HIS FRIEND HAD A VERY 69 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:23,456 HIS FRIEND HAD A VERY INTERESTING RESPONSE WATCH THIS 70 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:27,727 >> YEAH. 71 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:33,299 >> WHAT DO I DO? HOLY [ BLEEP ] >> FILM IT 72 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:41,941 >> HOLY [ BLEEP ]. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HONESTLY AT THAT 73 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:47,080 POINT, WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REALLY DO, I GUESS? HE WAS LIKE, "UH, NOW SLAP IT 74 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,948 WITH A TORTILLA. [ LAUGHTER ] "SLAP THE SHARK WITH A 75 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:54,954 A TORTILLA." AND FINALLY, A PUPPY WAS FOUND AFTER HE ESCAPED FROM HIS HOME 76 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:59,359 IN MANHATTAN AND SWAM ACROSS THE HUDSON RIVER TO NEW JERSEY HE SWAM ALL THE WAY TO 77 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,595 NEW JERSEY JUST TO GET AWAY FROM SANTACON. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 78 00:06:02,595 --> 00:06:04,564 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW LET'S GO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES. 79 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:04,831 LET'S GO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES. COME WITH ME 80 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:17,477 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 81 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:20,313 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. MILEY CYRUS IS HERE TONIGHT 82 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:23,483 EVERYBODY. >> Steve: OH, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 83 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:30,156 WHAT WHAT >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW 84 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:32,659 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH. >> Steve: YOU'RE TIRED OF IT 85 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:36,930 >> Jimmy: I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE BEARD. [ AUDIENCE GROANS 86 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:40,533 YEAH >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: I'M GETTING RID OF 87 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:43,370 THE BEARD. >> Steve: WHAT [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING 88 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:46,773 >> Jimmy: I JUST DECIDED TONIGHT? [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING 89 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:50,910 >> Steve: WOW. THEY'RE LIKE ANIMALS >> Jimmy: I'VE GOT A SHAVER. 90 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,846 SHOULD WE DO IT TONIGHT? CAN WE ASK MILEY CYRUS IF SHE WANTS TO SHAVE MY BEARD 91 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:58,451 TONIGHT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE WOULD DO IT. 92 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:01,087 I'M READY -- I'M READY TO GET RID OF IT, I THINK >> Steve: YOU'RE SICK OF IT. 93 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:04,357 >> Jimmy: I JUST -- I THINK IT'S TOO MUCH BEARD. IT'S OVERTAKING ME 94 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:07,193 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YOU THINK YOU'RE BECOMING MORE BEARD THAN - 95 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:09,829 >> Jimmy: NO, NO JOKE, PEOPLE ALL -- ALL PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IS THE BEARD 96 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:13,233 THAT'S -- THIS IS MORE -- THIS IS GETTING MORE ATTENTION THAN THE SHOW 97 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:16,936 IT'S TAKING AWAY FROM THE SHOW >> Steve: WELL, YOUR BEARD'S GETTING A SHOW ON ROKU, RIGHT? 98 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,571 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. YEAH, IT'S GOT ITS OWN SHOW ON 99 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:22,742 ROKU I -- I GREW MY BEARD, AND THEN QUEST GREW HIS BEARD, THEN 100 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:25,245 TARIQ GREW A BEARD, THEN STRO GREW A BEARD MARK 101 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:28,948 EVERYONE IN THE ROOTS HAS A BEARD. >> Steve: I SAID NO. 102 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,818 I SAID, "JUST SAY NO." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU SAID THAT? 103 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:33,753 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH I THINK, YEAH, I THINK -- 104 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:40,760 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S ENOUGH. >> Steve: THAT'S IT. YOU'RE DONE. 105 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,962 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE IF MILEY WILL DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 106 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:46,232 I'LL DO IT IF SHE'S DOWN, I'LL DO IT TONIGHT. 107 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:48,802 I DON'T CARE, YEAH, I LOVE IT. GUYS, TODAY'S FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP 108 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:53,673 ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND, OF COURSE, I SEND 109 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:57,711 OUT "THANK YOU NOTES." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND 110 00:07:57,711 --> 00:08:00,113 SO, I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, JUST, THANK YOU, I'D LIKE TO WRITE OUT SOME 111 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,015 JAMES, CAN I GET SOME "THANK YOU NOTE" WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE 112 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:07,120 * >> Steve: HE HAS, LIKE, A GOATEE, JUST TO MOCK YOU 113 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:10,023 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S KIND OF A A GOATEE >> Steve: HE DIDN'T EVEN GROW 114 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:13,660 A WHOLE BEARD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WOW. 115 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,628 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE DOESN'T HAVE A BEARD, REALLY. IT'S MORE OF A - 116 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:20,033 >> Steve: IT'S LIKE A GOATEE OR A VAN DYKE [ LAUGHTER ] 117 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,202 >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE A MITCH MILLER TYPE OF VIBE. >> Steve: YEAH, EXACTLY. 118 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:27,440 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, I CAN SHAVE THIS THING 119 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:33,246 I DID IT TARIQ DARED ME, I PROVED IT. I -- YOU KNOW, LUSH MOVE 120 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:40,120 [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] I DON'T GOT NOTHING TO PROVE 121 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:45,058 >> Steve: NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: DON'T EDIT THAT. 122 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:53,566 DON'T EDIT THAT. >> Jimmy: MAN, LUSH MOVE, MAN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 123 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:57,404 * THANK YOU, SANTACON, FOR LOOKING LIKE A WHERE'S WALDO 124 00:08:57,404 --> 00:09:03,743 FOR SOBER PEOPLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S LIKE, "OH, THAT PERSON -- 125 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:09,549 THAT PERSON. * THANK YOU, CAR REINDEER SET, 126 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:15,555 FOR LETTING EVERYONE ON THE ROAD KNOW THAT YOU'RE A LOT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 127 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:19,359 >> Steve: LET HIM GO >> Jimmy: JUST LET HIM GO. LET HIM PASS YOU 128 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:22,195 LET HIM GO THE OTHER WAY WE DON'T CARE. THEY'VE GOT SOMETHING GOING ON 129 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:29,636 >> Steve: THEY'VE GOT SOME ISSUES * 130 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:32,205 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, HARRY AND MEGHAN'S NEW NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY, FOR GETTING 131 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:38,178 KING CHARLES TO SIGN UP FOR PEACOCK. [ APPLAUSE ] 132 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,746 OH, THERE YOU GO, THAT'S ONE WAY TO DO IT THANK YOU, SPOTIFY WRAPPED, FOR 133 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:49,856 REMINDING ME OF THAT ONE NIGHT IN MAY I FELL ASLEEP WITH WHALE SOUNDS ON REPEAT 134 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:55,128 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHALE SOUNDS THAT'S MY SPOTIFY? 135 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:59,165 >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: "HE WAS INTO IT 4,500 MINUTES. 136 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:03,870 >> Steve: "FART NOISES ARE NUMBER TWO." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 137 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:06,473 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, OPENING ONE WINDOW WHILE DRIVING, FOR 138 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:10,844 MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING AN MRI IN THE MIDDLE OF A TORNADO. 139 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:21,888 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB. >> Steve: GOT TO MAKE IT 140 00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:25,725 BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HOW'S EVERYTHING ELSE 141 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:30,764 GOING? [ LAUGHTER ] HOW'S THAT BEARD COMING? 142 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,832 >> Jimmy: IT'S THROWING THE WHOLE GAME OFF >> Steve: BEARD'S MESSING WITH 143 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,902 YOUR BRAIN >> Jimmy: IT'S JUST MAKING ME LOOK -- YEAH 144 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:37,404 >> Tariq: I MEAN, YOU NEVER HAD IT, YOU KNOW, REALLY, PROPERLY SORT OF -- 145 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:41,007 YOU KNOW >> Steve: WOW. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 146 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:44,411 WOW. "PROPERLY SORT OF" >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 147 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,713 "PROPERLY SORT OF" >> Tariq: I MEAN, YOU KNOW, LIKE, YOU NEVER HAD IT LIKE -- 148 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,782 YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE >> Tariq: I MEAN, YOU COULD 149 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:51,518 NEVER HAVE WHAT I HAVE [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I MEAN - 150 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:54,254 >> Jimmy: I DON'T LIVE IN THE WOODS FOR EIGHT YEARS EITHER [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:57,323 [ RIM SHOT ] >> Tariq: YOU'VE NEVER HAD IT LIKE, YOU KNOW, CONNECTING 152 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,492 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE BEARD LOOKS LIKE -- LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WEARING A DISGUISE 153 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:05,298 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: COULD SELL BRAWNY PAPER TOWELS 154 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,701 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT AT LEAST YOU CAN SEE WHO IT IS. >> Tariq: WHAT DID STEVE -- 155 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:11,638 WHAT DID STEVE SAY YESTERDAY YOUR BEARD LOOKS LIKE A COVID MASK WITH A HOLE CUT OUT OF IT 156 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:17,644 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S RIGHT HE'S GOT A POINT 157 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:22,549 IT'S TOO THICK >> Steve: YEAH, NO * 158 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:24,417 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTIES, FOR HAVING THE RULE "LIQUOR BEFORE BEER, 159 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:30,557 YOU'RE IN THE CLEAR. BEER BEFORE LIQUOR, YOU'LL SEE HR QUICKER." 160 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:38,098 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I SAID THAT. I SAID THAT. 161 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,266 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, AARON JUDGE, OR AS YOUR FAMILY 162 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:44,204 NOW CALLS YOU, SANTA THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 163 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:49,609 THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. HEY, GUYS. WE HAVE EXACTLY SIX SHOWS LEFT 164 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,344 BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK, WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" 165 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:54,914 TRADITION. IT IS TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." 166 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:58,718 IT IS TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 167 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:04,090 CHRISTMAS SWEATERS SIX DAYS LEFT * 168 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,792 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS, 169 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,494 WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER A WHOPPER OF A A CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE 170 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:16,136 "COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS CABINET. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 171 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:21,574 SINCE THERE ARE SIX SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER SIX >> READY 172 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:25,311 >> Jimmy: I'M READY FOR THIS I'M ALWAYS READY I APPRECIATE THIS. 173 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,614 >> OKAY. READY? >> Jimmy: YEAH 174 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:39,626 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 175 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:46,499 I LIKE THIS. FLOWY. FLOWY, SUBTLE. 176 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:50,236 I LIKE THIS A LOT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING HOME 177 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:52,639 WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT NUMBER 178 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,774 IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL, 179 00:12:54,774 --> 00:13:03,116 PLEASE [ DRUMROLL ] 2-8-2! 180 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:10,657 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * YES! 181 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:21,601 COME ON. * [ APPLAUSE ] 182 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:25,205 * YES, YES, YES! NICE TO SEE YOU, BUD 183 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,174 HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU, PAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 184 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:31,544 CONGRATULATIONS. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM 185 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,280 >> KEN KAVANAUGH FROM AUSTIN, TEXAS. >> Jimmy: YES! 186 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:39,319 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AUSTIN, TEXAS. WE LOVE IT 187 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,621 IT DOES GET A LITTLE CHILLY OUT THERE IN TEXAS EVERY NOW AND THEN 188 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,090 >> YES, IT DOES. >> Jimmy: YEAH DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS 189 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:47,727 THAT YOU COULD - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> NO, I DO NOT. 190 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:54,401 >> Jimmy: NO, YOU DON'T. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON RIGHT NOW FOR EVERYONE 191 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:55,835 SPEAKING ABOUT KEEPING IT WEIRD, WE'VE GOT TO KEEP IT WEIRD, AUSTIN. 192 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,672 * HERE YOU GO. >> YEAH! 193 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,640 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 194 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:05,045 THAT'S PERFECT OH, THIS IS PERFECT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME 195 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:09,149 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS -- THAT'S WHAT YOU WEAR OUT. 196 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,217 THIS IS FANTASTIC. ONE MORE TIME. GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE 197 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,753 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. CONGRATULATIONS. 198 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,489 HAPPY HOLIDAYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WITH MILEY CYRUS, EVERYBODY. 199 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,458 COME ON BACK MILEY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 200 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:27,300 * >> SO, DOLLY TOLD ME SHE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT THAT 201 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:32,672 SHE HAD NEVER DONE BEFORE. DOLLY BEING DIFFERENT, I'M CONVINCED IT'S GONNA BE THE 202 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:36,910 SAME SILHOUETTE WE'VE HAD SINCE, YOU KNOW -- WE -- I DON'T KNOW HOW 203 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,846 DIFFERENT IT'S GONNA GET [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S FUNNY 204 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,534 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A GLOBAL MUSIC SUPERSTAR. 205 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,704 SHE IS HOSTING "MILEY'S NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY," WHICH AIRS LIVE ON NBC AND PEACOCK 206 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:13,546 DECEMBER 31st AT 10:30 P.M EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME MILEY CYRUS. 207 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:34,234 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 208 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,937 >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. >> THEY LOVE YOU >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU. 209 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,975 I LOVE YOU GET OUT OF HERE. OH, YOU'RE HUGGING ME. 210 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:49,416 I'M SO HAPPY COME ON. WHO IS BETTER? 211 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:54,788 WHO IS BETTER THAN MILEY CYRUS >> YOU ALWAYS DECIDE HOW THE SHOW KIND OF GOES. 212 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,190 WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO, AND HOW IT'S GOING TO FLOW AND I DON'T KNOW IF EVERYONE 213 00:15:57,190 --> 00:16:02,762 GETS TO SIT, AND TELL YOU HOW MUCH THEY APPRECIATE YOU AND SITTING ON YOUR COUCH. 214 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:06,032 YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE TO TALK TO. WHEN I COME TO NEW YORK, I LOOK 215 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:10,203 FORWARD TO COMING AND SITTING AND TALKING TO YOU YOU MAKE EVERYONE FEEL SO GOOD, 216 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:15,041 SO COMFORTABLE THE ROOTS ALWAYS SOUND AMAZING THIS IS THE MOST FUN SHOW. 217 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:19,045 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT 218 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:20,747 >> YOU TELL EVERYONE, "YOU'RE THE BEST MILEY CYRUS, EVERYBODY." 219 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,616 HE'S ALWAYS ANNOUNCING EVERYONE YOU ARE JUST SO FUN TO COME AND 220 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,586 SEE. I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. >> Jimmy: I LEGITIMATELY THINK 221 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:30,090 YOU ARE THE BEST >> I THINK YOU ARE >> Jimmy: WE'VE HAD MILEY WEEK 222 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,258 HERE - >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET ME DO THAT. 223 00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:36,429 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I CAME ON -- AND I SAW YOUR AUDIENCE BEFORE THE SHOW 224 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:42,869 I DON'T EVEN KNOW -- WHY WAS I HERE FOR A WHOLE WEEK? [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:45,872 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW THERE WAS NO REASON. >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I HAD 226 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,407 AN ALBUM OR ANYTHING I THINK I JUST SAID, "JIMMY, CAN I BE ON YOUR SHOW FOR 227 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,742 A FULL WEEK? AND YOU SAID, "YEAH, DO YOU WANT TO OPEN FOR 228 00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:54,247 HILLARY CLINTON? SHE WAS HERE >> Jimmy: HILLARY WAS HERE 229 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,750 YOU DID SKETCHES >> "BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING. 230 00:16:56,750 --> 00:17:01,221 WE DID SKETCHES. I GOT TO PERFORM WITH SANDLER. I DON'T KNOW WHY I WAS HERE. 231 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,323 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU WERE HERE. 232 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,926 BUT YOU WERE VERY NICE YOU WERE NICE TO EVERYBODY AND EVERYONE ON YOUR TEAM WAS 233 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:12,399 NICE TO EVERYONE ON OUR CREW IT JUST GELLED IT WAS AWESOME 234 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,300 BY THE END OF THE WEEK, WE WERE ALL ALMOST IN TEARS THAT YOU WERE LEAVING BECAUSE WE WERE 235 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:18,838 LIKE, "SHE'S SO FUN. WE WERE GOING TO MISS YOU. AS YOU WERE LEAVING, YOU WERE 236 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:21,574 LIKE, "BY THE WAY, I JUST DONATED ALL THIS MONEY TO YOUR CHARITY. 237 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,677 AND I GO, "THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT." >> GREAT PEOPLE WHO DO GREAT 238 00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:28,048 THINGS ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE >> Jimmy: BUT YOU DID. 239 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:31,084 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS THE EXTRA MOVE. JUST SUNK A THREE POINTER ON 240 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:34,054 THE WAY OUT. I LOVED IT >> I LOVE IT 241 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,455 >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT NEW YEAR'S EVE >> YEAH. 242 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,191 >> Jimmy: OKAY, THIS IS GIANT. YOU'RE BACK IN MIAMI >> YES, I'M BACK IN MIAMI. 243 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:41,261 >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. LAST YEAR WAS UNBELIEVABLE >> I REFUSE TO BE COLD, AND 244 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:47,467 I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON IN THIS BUILDING BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS FREEZING 245 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,303 SO, I WAS COLD, SO I'M WEARING GLOVES >> Jimmy: WE LIKE TO KEEP IT 246 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,172 COLD HERE. >> THEY ARE EXTREMELY FASHIONABLE AND SICKENING, BUT 247 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:57,977 THEY'RE ALSO FOR FUNCTIONALITY I AM FREEZING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 248 00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:01,915 >> SO, I -- YOU KNOW, DOLLY PARTON IS MY CO-HOST THIS YEAR 249 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:06,286 >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- COME ON, THAT'S -- DOLLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 250 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,888 >> YEAH. I CALLED DOLLY, AND I ASKED HER, "WOULD YOU DO NEW YEAR'S? 251 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,024 AND SHE GOES, "MILEY, I WANT TO, BUT I JUST CAN'T BE COLD I CAN'T GO TO NEW YORK FOR NEW 252 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:13,593 YEAR'S." I SAID, "IT'S NOT IN NEW YORK. IT'S IN MIAMI. 253 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:17,430 IT'S GOING TO BE WARM. WE CAN WEAR LITTLE CLOTHES." SHE SAID, "I AM IN." 254 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:22,669 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE IS THE BEST. >> Jimmy: HERE'S YOU AND DOLLY 255 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:27,273 >> ME AND MY FAIRY GODMOTHER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. 256 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:30,410 THAT'S RIGHT SHE'S ONE OF THE MOST CHARMING, FUNNIEST -- SHE WAS ONE OF 257 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,612 THE -- SHE'S A PRO >> SHE REALLY IS >> Jimmy: SHE JUST KNOWS 258 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:36,349 SHE'S LIKE, "YEAH, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? HIT THAT MARK AND DO THIS. 259 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,751 AND THEN SHE'LL SURPRISE YOU WITH THE SHOW. >> AND TALKING ABOUT THE 260 00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:40,487 KINDNESS IT IS LIKE, UNPARALLELED HOW GRACIOUS SHE IS IN EVERY SINGLE 261 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:46,626 ROOM THAT SHE IS IN. >> Jimmy: YES. >> I REMEMBER WHEN SHE WAS ON 262 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:51,431 "HANNAH MONTANA," AND SHE PLAYED MY AUNT, SHE CAME IN AND BROUGHT DOUGHNUTS AND DOLLY 263 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:56,670 MERCH FOR EVERYONE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HERE'S YOU AND DOLLY 264 00:18:56,670 --> 00:19:00,807 FROM "HANNAH MONTANA." >> YEP >> Jimmy: SHE WAS ON OUR SHOW. 265 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:05,345 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS ACTAULLY SAYING HOW COOL SHE WAS FOR DOING THAT, AND SHE 266 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:08,915 TURNS IT AROUND SAYS HOW COOL YOU WERE TO HAVE HER ON. >> I KNOW. 267 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,217 SHE ALWAYS SAYS THAT >> Jimmy: "BECAUSE YOU INTRODUCED ME TO A WHOLE NEW 268 00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:15,355 AUDIENCE." >> I DON'T KNOW IF DOLLY KNOWS WHAT DOLLY IS. 269 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:18,324 >> Jimmy: SHE'S UNBELIEVABLE >> SHE REALLY IS >> Jimmy: WE GOT TO BE IN THE 270 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:21,161 SAME MOVIE TOGETHER. >> THAT'S RIGHT. AND DOLLY LOVES CHRISTMAS. 271 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,663 SHE LOVES THE HOLIDAYS SHE'S LIKE A LITTLE KID AT CHRISTMAS TIME 272 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,032 >> Jimmy: SHE'S PERFECT FOR THE HOLIDAYS >> WHEN I WATCHED THE "MOUNTAIN 273 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:32,205 MAGIC," AND SHE SAW SNOW FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THAT OPENING SCENE, I STARTED CRYING. 274 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:37,777 IT'S THE MOST PURE REACTION. SHE'S NOT ACTING SHE LOVES SNOW 275 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:42,782 >> Jimmy: SHE'S SO CHILD-LIKE, AND FUN, AND A PRO, AND I DANCED WITH HER. 276 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,652 I HAD A SCENE WHERE I GOT TO DANCE WITH DOLLY PARTON. AND I'M NOT KIDDING, I DANCED 277 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,922 WITH HER FROM 10:00 TO 3:00 -- NOT 9:00 TO 5:00 [ LAUGHTER ] 278 00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:52,192 BUT 10:00 TO 3:00, I WAS LIKE, "UH, WE'RE SO CLOSE. >> SO CLOSE. 279 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:57,564 >> Jimmy: I KNOW HAVE YOU CELEBRATED THE HOLIDAYS WITH DOLLY BEFORE 280 00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:00,066 >> WE HAVEN'T REALLY DONE CHRISTMAS TOGETHER WE ALWAYS TALK AROUND THE 281 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:03,570 HOLIDAYS, YOU KNOW I CALLED HER THE OTHER DAY TO TALK ABOUT THE SHOW, AND WHAT 282 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:07,273 WE WERE GOING TO DO. AND I SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DOLLY?" 283 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:10,243 SHE SAID, "WELL, I'M AT HOME, AND I'M SIGNING ALL MY CHRISTMAS CARDS. 284 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:13,079 I GO, "OKAY, WELL, I'M DOING IT TOMORROW." SHE GOES, "WELL, I'M DOING IT 285 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:16,483 RIGHT NOW. SHE'S VERY COMPETITIVE >> Jimmy: SHE'S LIKE, "I'M 286 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:19,652 DOING IT RIGHT NOW." >> "I'LL DO IT TOMORROW. "WELL, I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW. 287 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,689 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SAY WHAT YOU HAVE PLANNED, OR WHO'S PERFORMING 288 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,791 I KNOW SHE'S GOING TO SING >> SO, DOLLY TOLD ME SHE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT THAT 289 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:32,198 SHE HAD NEVER DONE BEFORE. AND WHAT I THINK I LOVE ABOUT THAT, IS A LOT OF PEOPLE FEEL 290 00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,734 THAT WAY AROUND NEW YEAR'S THAT RESONATES I THINK EVERYONE KNOWS WHEN THE 291 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,538 CLOCK TURNS MIDNIGHT, THEY THINK WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAGICALLY CHANGE 292 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:42,709 BUT NOTHING CHANGES UNLESS YOU CHANGE UNLESS YOU ARE MAKING THOSE 293 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:47,080 CHOICES TO BE DIFFERENT. AND SO, DOLLY BEING DIFFERENT, I'M CONVINCED IT'S GOING TO BE 294 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,948 THE SAME SILHOUETTE WE'VE HAD SINCE, YOU KNOW -- I DON'T KNOW HOW DIFFERENT IT'S GOING TO 295 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:53,653 GET. [ LAUGHTER ] IF DOLLY SHOWS UP IN A CUP, 296 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:59,325 WHICH I DON'T THINK IS HAPPENING. AND A LITTLE BRUNETTE HAIRCUT, 297 00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:03,697 I DON'T THINK IT'S HAPPENING SO, I SENT HER A PAIR OF SOME LEOPARD GLOVES THAT I HAD. 298 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:06,099 AND I SAID, "I THINK WE CAN WORK OFF THAT. AND SHE SENT ME BACK SOME 299 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:10,570 LEOPARD HAIR SHE'S ALWAYS GOT TO ONE-UP >> Jimmy: AND WHO IS 300 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,740 PERFORMING CAN WE SAY >> SO, RIGHT NOW, SIA IS 301 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:18,445 COMING SHE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS. 302 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:22,215 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE SIA >> AND I LOVE AS MANY WIGS AS 303 00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:27,187 WE CAN HAVE AS POSSIBLE. SO, WE HAVE SIA. WE HAVE LATTO. 304 00:21:27,187 --> 00:21:29,589 RAE SREMMURD WHO ARE FRIENDS OF MINE AS WE GET CLOSER TO THE SHOW, I 305 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:34,828 WANT TO START REVEALING WHO ELSE WE HAVE BUT THE LINEUP IS VERY ME. 306 00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:39,532 IT IS CURATED IN A WAY THAT MAKES NO SENSE, BUT MAKES TOTAL SENSE. 307 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:44,137 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU PULLED IT OFF WHEN YOU DID IT, BECAUSE IT WAS COVID 308 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:47,107 IT WAS JUST GETTING OUT OF COVID. IT WAS JUST TRICKY 309 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:49,109 EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GOING TO PULL THIS OFF." 310 00:21:49,109 --> 00:21:53,680 >> LORNE MICHAELS MAKES MAGIC. >> Jimmy: LORNE IS GREAT >> WE GET THERE AND COVID IS 311 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:57,917 HAPPENING. AND WE WANTED TO DO THE MOST RESPONSIBLE THING THAT WE COULD 312 00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:01,287 DO WE REALLY -- WE HAD BARELY ANY AUDIENCE 313 00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,690 I JUST A COUPLE FRIENDS AND MY OWN FAMILY MEMBERS THERE WE HAD KIND OF THOUGHT OF 314 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:09,262 EVERYTHING, EXCEPT THAT THE TELEMUNDO STUDIOS IS RIGHT BY THE AIRPORT. 315 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:12,132 WE DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT PART AND PLANES KEPT GOING BY 316 00:22:12,132 --> 00:22:16,069 AND THAT WAS REALLY WHAT WAS STARTING TO RUIN THE SHOW. AND SOMEHOW LORNE MICHAELS 317 00:22:16,069 --> 00:22:20,640 CALLED, AND GOT ALL AIR TRAFFIC TO STOP BEFORE THE AIR - [ LAUGHTER ] 318 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,377 >> Jimmy: WHAT >> -- SO NO PLANES COULD FLY OVERHEAD WHILE WE DID OUR SHOW 319 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:26,212 >> Jimmy: I NEVER HEARD THIS STORY. >> EVERYONE NOW WHEN THEY 320 00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:28,081 REALIZE THEIR HOLIDAY PLANS WERE RUINED BECAUSE THEY HAD TO FLY OVER MIAMI, AND THEY HAD 321 00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:34,187 MAJOR DELAYS HATE ME [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT ME. 322 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:38,091 IT'S LORNE >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S LORNE I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 323 00:22:38,091 --> 00:22:40,326 IT'S A MUST WATCH. I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE DOING NEW YEAR'S 324 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,962 IT'S FANTASTIC >> IF YOU FEEL LIKE BEING IN MIAMI FOR NEW YEAR'S, YOU'RE 325 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:46,766 MORE THAN WELCOME. YOU ALWAYS ARE >> Jimmy: I CAN ALWAYS BRING 326 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,968 THE ROOTS. READY TO GET ON A BUS, AND SEE WHAT WE CAN DO 327 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,471 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, SO, YOU KNOW, WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT 328 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:54,974 AFTER THE SHOW BUT YOU'RE WELCOME FOR ANY NEW YEARS, FOR ANYTHING I EVER DO, 329 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:58,244 YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME. YOU ALL ARE. I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH 330 00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:02,949 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MILEY, I HAVE A BIG QUESTION 331 00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:05,151 >> WHAT'S THAT >> Jimmy: I HAVE A BIG QUESTION FOR YOU. 332 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:09,289 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD. I'M MAKING A DECISION TONIGHT, A BIG CHANGE 333 00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:12,058 LIKE YOU SAID, WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A CHANGE >> THE THEME 334 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:15,495 >> Jimmy: CHANGE IS THE THEME. NEW YEAR'S EVE, WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT, AND 335 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,163 ONLY CHANGE HAPPENS UNLESS YOU DO IT. >> Jimmy: BUT I WOULD LIKE YOU 336 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:20,066 TO DO IT FOR ME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. 337 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:24,170 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHAVE -- I WANT TO SHAVE MY BEARD >> ARE YOU SURE? 338 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:28,641 YOU WANT TO SHAVE YOUR BEARD WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 339 00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:30,944 YOU WANT ME TO SHAVE YOUR BEARD? >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU DO IT? 340 00:23:30,944 --> 00:23:33,780 >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: YOU WILL DO IT >> ANYTHING YOU NEED FROM ME 341 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:42,622 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LET'S DO THIS. WE GOT A THING 342 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,524 BRING IT OUT >> ALL RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 343 00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,559 * >> Jimmy: MILEY CYRUS IS SHAVING MY BEARD WHEN WE COME 344 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:48,762 BACK, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK >> ALL RIGHT 345 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:57,270 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THIS FEELS PRETTY GOOD 346 00:23:57,270 --> 00:24:00,540 I FEEL LIKE A WRESTLER >> ALL RIGHT WHAT ABOUT THIS? 347 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:05,445 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: YES! "I'LL SEE YOU IN THE RING! 348 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:21,261 >> NO. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 349 00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:25,432 THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING I'M HERE WITH MILEY CYRUS, AND SHE IS GOING TO -- 350 00:24:25,432 --> 00:24:29,469 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE IS GOING TO SHAVE MY BEARD RIGHT NOW ON LIVE TELEVISION 351 00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:31,805 WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS >> YEP THIS PROMOTIONAL PLAN I HAVE 352 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:35,608 GOING. THIS IS DEFINITELY GOING TO MAKE EVERYONE WATCH MY NEW 353 00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:38,211 YEAR'S SHOW. THIS IS GOING TO HELP. >> Jimmy: THIS IS LIVE 354 00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:41,348 THIS IS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEW YEAR'S YOU'RE GOING TO SHAVE PEOPLE'S 355 00:24:41,348 --> 00:24:43,249 BEARD. >> I DO THIS FOR DOLLY ALL THE TIME 356 00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:45,752 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER SHAVED ANYONE'S BEARD BEFORE? 357 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:48,355 >> NO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOING TO -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO 358 00:24:48,355 --> 00:24:50,256 LOOK LIKE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 359 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:58,565 I'M READY TO TRY THIS OUT. >> HOLD ON READY? 360 00:24:58,565 --> 00:25:00,533 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WOW. 361 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:02,369 OOH, THIS FEELS NICE >> OKAY. VERY PROFESSIONAL. 362 00:25:02,369 --> 00:25:04,237 >> Jimmy: YEAH THIS IS GOOD >> ALL RIGHT 363 00:25:04,237 --> 00:25:06,206 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WE HAVE TO REVEAL 364 00:25:06,206 --> 00:25:13,747 >> Jimmy: OH, I UNDERSTAND >> ARE YOU READY SHOULD I GO UP 365 00:25:13,747 --> 00:25:21,054 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IS IT COMING OFF >> YEAH. 366 00:25:21,054 --> 00:25:24,357 >> Jimmy: DO YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE THIS [ CHEERS ] 367 00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:27,394 >> YEAH! >> YOU CAN'T RUSH PERFECTION >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. 368 00:25:27,394 --> 00:25:29,929 OKAY WELL, OKAY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 369 00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:35,935 CAN I -- >> IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT LOOKS YOU'RE A LITTLE BLOODY 370 00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:44,678 YOU LOOK GREAT LOOK HOW GOOD YOU LOOK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 371 00:25:44,678 --> 00:25:47,947 WE HAVE TO MAKE IT EVEN. >> Jimmy: OKAY IS IT COMING OFF 372 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:49,482 >> IT WOULDN'T HURT ME TO GET THE EARS >> Jimmy: IS IT COMING OFF 373 00:25:49,482 --> 00:25:54,421 EASY >> THERE YOU GO -- YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT LOOKS FUN 374 00:25:54,421 --> 00:25:59,659 OH, YOU GAVE ME A GOATEE THIS FEELS PRETTY GOOD I FEEL LIKE A WRESTLER 375 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:02,595 >> ALL RIGHT WHAT ABOUT THIS? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT 376 00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:06,533 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES! "I'LL SEE YOU IN THE RING! 377 00:26:06,533 --> 00:26:09,502 I'LL SEE YOU IN THE RING, BROTHER! YOU BETTER BE THERE. 378 00:26:09,502 --> 00:26:19,646 NEW YEAR'S EVE --" >> NO [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OKAY 379 00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:24,684 THIS PART'S A LITTLE TRICKY. OKAY >> Jimmy: THAT PART IS KIND OF 380 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:27,320 THE GROSS PART - >> IT JUST SEEMS - >> Jimmy: YEAH 381 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:31,591 THERE'S A LOT OF BEARD THERE >> OH, MY GOD. I THINK IT'S IN MY MOUTH 382 00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:34,194 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT YOU JUST THREW A CHUNK ON THE GROUND 383 00:26:34,194 --> 00:26:41,634 I HEARD IT FALL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. 384 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:49,275 NOW YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, A LITTLE -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 385 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:59,085 >> Jimmy: OH, I SEE. >> OKAY, WAIT. [ LAUGHTER ] 386 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:07,327 SORRY. OH, YEAH, THIS PART. I GOTTA GO -- OKAY 387 00:27:07,327 --> 00:27:14,434 OH, YEAH I'M SUPPOSED TO GO LIKE THIS THIS PART -- OH, GOD, SORRY. 388 00:27:14,434 --> 00:27:20,640 >> Jimmy: IT JUST WENT UP MY NOSE >> HOW'S IT LOOKING? 389 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:27,647 YOU LOOK GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LIKE THE TIME THEY 390 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:31,051 MADE THE DONUTS GUY. I THINK THIS IS A GOOD START RIGHT HERE 391 00:27:31,051 --> 00:27:34,087 >> YOU LOOK GREAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS IT 392 00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:40,427 RIGHT HERE >> WHY IS IT UP THERE? >> Jimmy: IT WENT EVERYWHERE, 393 00:27:40,427 --> 00:27:42,195 ALL OVER THE PLACE THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT HERE 394 00:27:42,195 --> 00:27:46,232 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MILEY CYRUS KNOWS HOW TO DO IT THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS 395 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:50,503 YOU'RE THE BEST. MILEY CYRUS, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 396 00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:52,072 SHE'S HOSTING "MILEY'S NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY" AIRING LIVE ON NBC AND PEACOCK 397 00:27:52,072 --> 00:28:00,113 DECEMBER 31st AT 10:30 P.M WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JESSE WILLIAMS 398 00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:41,121 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: FEEL LIKE A -- LIKE 399 00:28:41,121 --> 00:28:45,925 A BABY WOW. WOW, IT'S ODD. 400 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:48,228 IT FEELS WEIRD WELL, THANK YOU. ONE -- 401 00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:50,296 [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE YOU FOREVER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 402 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:51,931 THANK YOU. OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR, RETURNS TO HIS 403 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:53,700 TONY-NOMINATED ROLE IN THE BROADWAY PRODUCTION OF "TAKE ME OUT," WHICH IS PLAYING AT THE 404 00:28:53,700 --> 00:29:03,276 SCHOENFELD THEATRE THROUGH FEBRUARY 5th PLEASE WELCOME JESSE WILLIAMS. 405 00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:16,856 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 406 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:18,491 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 407 00:29:18,491 --> 00:29:22,762 JESSE WILLIAMS, WELCOME. WELCOME TO THE SHOW. >> THANK YOU 408 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:26,466 WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH I TOOK IT OFF. 409 00:29:26,466 --> 00:29:30,036 >> YOU'RE A BRAVE MAN. I WOULD FEEL LIKE A NAKED MOLE RAT IF I DID THAT. 410 00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:32,205 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU REALLY >> IT DOES NOT -- IT DOES NOT 411 00:29:32,205 --> 00:29:33,573 SUIT ME. NO BUT YOU'RE -- YOU'RE WEARING IT 412 00:29:33,573 --> 00:29:37,077 WELL >> Jimmy: WELL, I -- I THINK YOU ARE A VERY SEXY MAN. 413 00:29:37,077 --> 00:29:40,347 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN -- >> YEAH. 414 00:29:40,347 --> 00:29:43,416 THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY, YEAH YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU CAN DO ANY -- 415 00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:46,386 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH THAT. I HAVE -- 416 00:29:46,386 --> 00:29:50,190 YEAH >> I NEED SOMETHING. I NEED SOMETHING 417 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:51,691 >> Jimmy: I KNOW -- I DON'T -- I TRIED THE FULL THING NOW AND I DON'T KNOW 418 00:29:51,691 --> 00:29:53,059 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I JUST GO TO EXTREMES 419 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:55,095 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT, YEAH, I'M HAPPY I'M HAPPY TO BE SITTING NEXT TO 420 00:29:55,095 --> 00:29:56,963 SUCH A HANDSOME MAN AFTER SUCH A CHANGE >> WOW 421 00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:59,065 NICE LITTLE LIVE -- LIVE CHANGE IT'S KIND OF LIKE BROADWAY 422 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:01,768 YOU JUST OUT HERE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- JUST RISKING IT ALL. 423 00:30:01,768 --> 00:30:03,737 IT'S FAIR. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, JUST RISK IT ALL. 424 00:30:03,737 --> 00:30:05,605 YEAH, JUST DO IT HEY, BY THE WAY, I JUST HEARD THAT YOU GOT CAST IN "ONLY 425 00:30:05,605 --> 00:30:07,140 MURDERS IN THE BUILDING" SEASON THREE. >> YEAH, YEAH. 426 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:09,109 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, I'M EXCITED. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU KNOW 427 00:30:09,109 --> 00:30:11,111 ABOUT THAT I GO -- >> I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW A 428 00:30:11,111 --> 00:30:13,046 A LOT. WE ACTUALLY HAVE A TABLE READ NEXT WEEK. 429 00:30:13,046 --> 00:30:15,348 I'M -- I'M OVER THE MOON I MEAN, MARTIN SHORT AND STEVE MARTIN, IT'S -- 430 00:30:15,348 --> 00:30:19,219 >> Jimmy: COME ON. >> I GREW UP, LIKE, SNEAKING DOWN THE STAIRS TO WATCH THEM 431 00:30:19,219 --> 00:30:21,788 ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" OVER MY MOM'S SHOULDER. AND NOW I GET TO WORK WITH 432 00:30:21,788 --> 00:30:28,194 THEM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW 433 00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:32,165 YOU FROM "GREY'S ANATOMY." >> SURE. >> Jimmy: DO PEOPLE, WHEN 434 00:30:32,165 --> 00:30:34,034 YOU'RE DOING BROADWAY, DO THEY -- DO THEY SAY "HI" TO YOU AFTER THE SHOW, AND BE JUST 435 00:30:34,034 --> 00:30:38,938 LIKE, "HEY, WE JUST CAME BECAUSE WE'RE "GREY'S ANATOMY" >> THERE'S A LOT OF "GREY'S" 436 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:41,441 FANS AT THE STAGE DOOR IT'S, KIND OF, A -- ONE COOL THING I THINK IS THAT IT'S 437 00:30:41,441 --> 00:30:43,043 BRINGING A LOT OF FOLKS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, SURPRISINGLY, THAT HAVE NEVER 438 00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:47,047 SEEN A BROADWAY PLAY COMING TO SEE IT BECAUSE THEY'RE BIG FANS OF "GREY'S." 439 00:30:47,047 --> 00:30:54,688 AND, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE FANS THAT ARE 12 AND 72 I MEAN, WE HAVE THE WHOLE -- WE 440 00:30:54,688 --> 00:30:58,091 HAVE FOUR GENERATIONS OF FOLKS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> PRIMARILY WOMEN, WHO COME 441 00:30:58,091 --> 00:31:00,260 AND SEE THE -- [ LAUGHTER ] COME AND SEE THE SHOW. 442 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:02,062 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEY COME, "YEAH, I'M FROM CHILE AND WE LOVE THE 443 00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:05,965 SHOW AND WE JUST WANTED TO COME." BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY ARE 444 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:08,568 GOING TO SEE YOU IN REAL LIFE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEY KNOW THAT THEY CAN 445 00:31:08,568 --> 00:31:12,605 STAND THERE -- I DON'T WANT TO SOLICIT THIS BECAUSE THERE'S A A LOT OF PEOPLE. 446 00:31:12,605 --> 00:31:14,708 BUT, LIKE, I CAN STAND DOWN IN ONE SPOT AND I'M GOING TO BE THERE EVERY NIGHT. 447 00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:16,976 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SO, IT'S A PRETTY COOL EXPERIENCE FOR THEM. 448 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:18,945 AND IT'S A HELL OF A SHOW, HONESTLY SO -- SO, I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT 449 00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:21,348 >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE -- YOU'RE BACK DOING IT. I MEAN, THIS IS -- 450 00:31:21,348 --> 00:31:23,450 >> YEAH, THAT WAS NOT EXPECTED >> Jimmy: IT TAKES SO MUCH WORK, BY THE WAY, TO A BROADWAY 451 00:31:23,450 --> 00:31:27,687 PLAY I MEAN, IT'S JUST -- ANY, ANY BROADWAY PLAY, BUT ESPECIALLY 452 00:31:27,687 --> 00:31:29,723 WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN THIS ROLE IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. DID YOU HAVE A SECOND THOUGHT 453 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:34,160 WHERE YOU'RE LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD -- IF I CAN PHYSICALLY CAN COME BACK AND DO 454 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,495 THIS." >> WELL, I MEAN, WHEN WE WERE ALMOST DONE THE FIRST RUN 455 00:31:35,495 --> 00:31:39,599 EARLIER THIS YEAR, IT CAME TO MY DRESSING ROOM I REMEMBER, OUR DIRECTOR, 456 00:31:39,599 --> 00:31:41,334 SCOTT ELLIS, INCREDIBLE DIRECTOR, CAME TO DRESSING ROOM AND ASKED, YOU KNOW, DO WE -- 457 00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:46,606 IT WAS PROBABLY MAY. "DO YOU WANT TO -- I MEAN, THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT EXTENDING 458 00:31:46,606 --> 00:31:49,576 IT, BECAUSE IT WAS A BIG SUCCESS. IT WENT REALLY WELL. 459 00:31:49,576 --> 00:31:51,845 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I -- IT'S SUCH AN EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTING ROLE. 460 00:31:51,845 --> 00:31:55,482 IT'S JUST SO -- IT JUST BEAT THE HELL OUT OF ME I WAS JUST LIKE, "NO, GET OUT 461 00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:59,119 OF MY DRESSING ROOM. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE -- >> IT'S, "NO, I'M TIRED. 462 00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:00,920 I'M TIRED. I WANT -- I COULD NOT WAIT TO -- 463 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,657 I LOVED IT, BUT I NEEDED TO -- >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. >> IT WAS BEATING THE HELL OUT 464 00:32:04,657 --> 00:32:07,494 OF ME. I GOT A SUMMER WITH MY KIDS. I GOT TO, KIND OF, DECOMPRESS, 465 00:32:07,494 --> 00:32:11,064 GET SOME PERSPECTIVE AND IT WAS JUST STILL IN ME. I WAS RUNNING THE LINES. 466 00:32:11,064 --> 00:32:14,167 I WAS STILL -- IT WAS JUST -- YOU CARRY IT WITH YOU. >> Jimmy: IN THE SUMMER FOR -- 467 00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:16,903 >> YEAH, THROUGHOUT. I WAS STILL RUNNING THE LINES, WORKING AROUND THE HOUSE, 468 00:32:16,903 --> 00:32:18,972 MESSING AROUND AND I JUST -- WE JUST LEFT ON A HIGH -- I KNEW WE HAD MORE IN 469 00:32:18,972 --> 00:32:21,808 THE TANK AND WE JUST -- WELL, HOW RARE -- 470 00:32:21,808 --> 00:32:24,077 LIKE, YOU JUST SAID, IT'S SUCH A RARE OPPORTUNITY >> Jimmy: YEAH 471 00:32:24,077 --> 00:32:27,380 >> ONCE IN A LIFETIME TO BE A LEAD IN A BROADWAY PLAY WITH INCREDIBLE ACTORS. 472 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:30,350 THIS -- THIS COMPANY IS SO FANTASTIC. WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE TO DO 473 00:32:30,350 --> 00:32:32,619 THAT AGAIN, I'M -- THAT'S NOT PROMISED SO -- 474 00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:34,587 >> Jimmy: CAN WE TALK JUST ABOUT -- WHAT IS "TAKE ME OUT" CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S 475 00:32:34,587 --> 00:32:36,356 ABOUT? >> YEAH, "TAKE ME OUT," IT FOLLOWS ESSENTIALLY, KIND OF, 476 00:32:36,356 --> 00:32:41,561 LIKE, THE NEW YORK YANKEES IT IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE BEST TEAM, CHAMPIONSHIP-WINNING 477 00:32:41,561 --> 00:32:43,129 TEAM, AT THE HEIGHT OF HIS CAREER, WITH EVERYTHING AHEAD OF HIM 478 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:49,369 HE'S ON TOP OF THE WORLD AND WITH JUST TO -- AS A A SURPRISE TO EVERYONE, HE 479 00:32:49,369 --> 00:32:56,776 COMES OUT AS GAY HE DOESN'T WARN ANYBODY. AND THE PLAY BEGINS JUST IN THE 480 00:32:56,776 --> 00:33:01,147 IMMEDIATE AFTERMATH -- AFTERMATH OF THAT. AND IT'S JUST AN EXAMINATION OF 481 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:05,318 MALE RELATIONSHIPS AFTER A WORD IS SAID. BECAUSE NOTHING BEHAVIORALLY 482 00:33:05,318 --> 00:33:11,558 CHANGES ABOUT THIS PLAYER. HE'S THE ALPHA ON THE TEAM, ALPHA IN THE LEAGUE. 483 00:33:11,558 --> 00:33:13,293 HE DOESN'T -- THERE'S NO -- THERE'S NO KIND OF AFFECTATION OR GIMMICK FOR MEN TO HIDE 484 00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:18,098 BEHIND WITH THEIR, LIKE, HOMOPHOBIA >> Jimmy: YEAH 485 00:33:18,098 --> 00:33:20,066 >> AND THEIR DISORIENTATION AROUND IT'S NOT LIKE, "WELL, IT'S COOL 486 00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:22,702 BUT I WISH HE DIDN'T DO THIS." OR "I WISH HE DIDN'T DO THAT I WISH HE DIDN'T TALK LIKE 487 00:33:22,702 --> 00:33:25,705 THAT." BUT I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING IT'S JUST HOW MEN STRUGGLE TO 488 00:33:25,705 --> 00:33:30,410 HANDLE A RELATIONSHIP AND WHAT IS A RELATIONSHIP IF YOU CAN'T BE YOUR TRUE SELF IN FRONT OF 489 00:33:30,410 --> 00:33:31,878 EACH OTHER AND IT'S -- AND THERE'S A LOT OF GROWTH, AND IT'S VERY MUCH 490 00:33:31,878 --> 00:33:37,550 A HOMAGE TO BASEBALL AND I GREW UP PLAYING BASEBALL, YOU KNOW, YEAR AROUND. 491 00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:40,854 IT WAS VERY, VERY SACRED IN OUR HOUSEHOLD. >> Jimmy: YEAH 492 00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:42,822 >> AND A HUGE BONDING EXPERIENCE FOR ME AND MY FATHER 493 00:33:42,822 --> 00:33:45,625 >> Jimmy: ME TOO >> I DEFINITELY -- I DEFINITELY WAS CONSCIOUS OF DOING -- 494 00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:47,727 CHOOSING TO DO THE ROLE AS PART OF A HOMAGE TO MY DAD AND, LIKE, OUR RELATIONSHIP 495 00:33:47,727 --> 00:33:51,698 >> Jimmy: DID HE GET TO SEE YOU IN THE ROLE? >> HE'S BEEN TO TWO -- TWICE 496 00:33:51,698 --> 00:33:55,502 ALREADY. AND HE'S COMING -- >> Jimmy: REALLY 497 00:33:55,502 --> 00:33:59,105 >> YEAH, HE'S COMING AGAIN >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES HE THINK >> YEAH. 498 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:01,107 HE LOVED IT. HE LOVED IT. AND, YOU KNOW, HE COMPLIMENTED 499 00:34:01,107 --> 00:34:02,809 THE SWING. YOU KNOW, HE APPROVED. [ LAUGHTER ] 500 00:34:02,809 --> 00:34:05,045 HE APPROVED OF THE MECHANICS >> Jimmy: HE -- HE LIKED YOUR STANCE 501 00:34:05,045 --> 00:34:07,614 >> YEAH. YEAH, HE'S -- >> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, I 502 00:34:07,614 --> 00:34:09,716 TAUGHT YOU WELL. >> HE'S A MECHANICS GUY. AND -- BUT NO, HE LOVED IT 503 00:34:09,716 --> 00:34:12,752 AND IT'S -- IT'S A HELL OF A A PLAY IT'S REALLY, REALLY COMPELLING 504 00:34:12,752 --> 00:34:14,721 SO, I -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN IT, AND I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE 505 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:16,690 HERE GOOD LUCK IN -- >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 506 00:34:16,690 --> 00:34:18,792 >> Jimmy: -- SEASON THREE OF "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 507 00:34:18,792 --> 00:34:22,162 >> THANK YOU I APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU MUCH 508 00:34:22,162 --> 00:34:23,229 I APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU MUCH >> Jimmy: COME BACK, PLEASE. 509 00:34:42,582 --> 00:34:46,219 AVAILABLE AT MARYMACKCOMEDY.COM PLEASE WELCOME, THE VERY FUNNY, 510 00:34:46,219 --> 00:34:48,355 MARYMACKCOMEDY.COM PLEASE WELCOME, THE VERY FUNNY, MARY MACK. 511 00:34:49,522 --> 00:34:53,093 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 512 00:34:53,093 --> 00:34:57,097 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, MAN 513 00:34:57,097 --> 00:35:01,067 THANKS THANK YOU SO MUCH! I -- I AM MARY MACK. 514 00:35:01,067 --> 00:35:03,069 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OH GUYS, I WAS SO EXCITED TO BE 515 00:35:03,069 --> 00:35:07,073 HERE I PUT ON MAKEUP. [ LAUGHTER ] 516 00:35:07,073 --> 00:35:08,842 I KNOW THEY SAY YOU'VE GOT TO BLEND IT IN 517 00:35:08,842 --> 00:35:12,045 I'M NOT BLENDING IT IN I WANT TO GET SOMEWHERE AND HAVE PEOPLE BE LIKE, "SHE 518 00:35:12,045 --> 00:35:16,583 TRIED. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. 519 00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:19,185 IT'S HARD TO AGE AS A WOMAN. I GOT -- I GOT A MOLE ON MY FACE NOW, KEEPS SPROUTING OUT 520 00:35:19,185 --> 00:35:24,557 A HAIR I CUT IT, IT SPROUTS, I CUT IT, IT SPROUTS 521 00:35:24,557 --> 00:35:27,861 I CAN'T KEEP UP. IT'S LIKE MOWING THE YARD. [ LAUGHTER ] 522 00:35:27,861 --> 00:35:29,729 ALL RIGHT? YEAH I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING A 523 00:35:29,729 --> 00:35:35,869 A NEIGHBOR KID TO CUT IT [ LAUGHTER ] I GREW UP IN NORTHERN 524 00:35:35,869 --> 00:35:39,673 WISCONSIN. YEAH NOT FANCY, YEAH. 525 00:35:39,673 --> 00:35:43,309 WE -- WE DIDN'T -- WE DIDN'T GET A SPRING BREAK IN SCHOOL INSTEAD, WE GOT A WEEK OFF IN 526 00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:49,382 NOVEMBER FOR DEER HUNTING. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 527 00:35:49,382 --> 00:35:52,886 BECAUSE WITH A FREEZER FULL OF VENISON, WHO CARES IF YOU GRADUATE 528 00:35:52,886 --> 00:35:59,659 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH YEAH 529 00:35:59,659 --> 00:36:05,665 ONE TIME IN SCHOOL, THE TEACHER'S DECIDED TO HAVE A -- A "HEALTHY LIFESTYLES DAY. 530 00:36:05,665 --> 00:36:08,068 IT'S NEVER BEEN ATTEMPTED BEFORE OR SINCE IN THE STATE OF WISCONSIN. 531 00:36:08,068 --> 00:36:12,038 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I TOOK A CLASS IT WAS CALLED "HOW TO SLOW YOUR 532 00:36:12,038 --> 00:36:19,779 BREATHING DOWN IN CASE YOU FALL THROUGH THE ICE. [ LAUGHTER ] 533 00:36:19,779 --> 00:36:24,250 IT -- BUT IT WASN'T EVEN TAUGHT BY, LIKE, A EXPERT OR A PARK RANGER 534 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:30,056 IT WAS JUST SOME GUY WHO FELL THROUGH THE ICE. [ LAUGHTER ] 535 00:36:30,056 --> 00:36:33,660 AND FIGURED IT OUT MY MOM IS RETIRED UP THERE IN THE WOODS, AND SHE HAS NO 536 00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:39,232 INTERNET OR CABLE NEWS SO, SHE HAS TO HAVE HER OWN THOUGHTS 537 00:36:39,232 --> 00:36:44,704 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YEAH MY MOM IS PRO-TRANS RIGHTS, AND 538 00:36:44,704 --> 00:36:52,679 SHE ENJOYS BURNING PLASTIC [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 539 00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:57,917 YOU CAN'T PIGEON-HOLD JAN. YOU CAN'T. [ LAUGHTER ] 540 00:36:57,917 --> 00:37:02,522 MY MOM IS FROM THAT VERY BLAND SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRY CALLED DULUTH, MINNESOTA. 541 00:37:02,522 --> 00:37:05,258 YOU EVER - [ LAUGHTER ] OH, GOOD 542 00:37:05,258 --> 00:37:06,659 YEAH, YEAH SHE'S NEVER EVEN HAD YOGURT BEFORE 543 00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:13,233 HM-MM. TOO SPICY. [ LAUGHTER ] 544 00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:18,371 SHE'S WORKING WITH AN OLD SWEDISH TASTE PALLET OH, CHIVES ON A BAKED POTATO 545 00:37:18,371 --> 00:37:22,642 WHAT, ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL ME [ LAUGHTER ] 546 00:37:22,642 --> 00:37:25,145 GUYS, THERE'S A LOT OF HEAT IN THE -- IT CAN SNEAK UP ON YOU. OKAY 547 00:37:25,145 --> 00:37:27,547 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH CHIVES ARE LIKE THE HABANERO OF 548 00:37:27,547 --> 00:37:34,754 MINNESOTA, ALL RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 549 00:37:34,754 --> 00:37:39,359 MY WHOLE FAMILY, THEY'RE SO MUCH TOUGHER THAN I AM I GOT ONE BROTHER, SCOTT 550 00:37:39,359 --> 00:37:41,861 HE GOT RAN OVER BY THE BULLDOZER A FEW YEARS AGO. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 551 00:37:41,861 --> 00:37:45,131 NO, HE'S FINE. HE'S FINE. [ LAUGHTER ] 552 00:37:45,131 --> 00:37:48,435 HE'S ALMOST MORE NORMAL NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YEAH 553 00:37:48,435 --> 00:37:51,071 BUT THINK ABOUT THAT THE BULLDOZER, THAT DOESN'T HAVE WHEELS. 554 00:37:51,071 --> 00:37:54,974 THAT HAS TRACKS. TRACKS SO, IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO GET 555 00:37:54,974 --> 00:37:59,679 RAN OVER BY IT [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YEAH 556 00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:04,384 YOU GOT TO BE PATIENT. YEAH NOT ME 557 00:38:04,384 --> 00:38:08,555 I'M NOT TOUGH. I -- THE TOUGHEST THING I EVER DID WAS, I ATE ORGANIC FOOD 558 00:38:08,555 --> 00:38:11,024 LAST WEEK. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE WHOLE WEEK -- OH, 559 00:38:11,024 --> 00:38:13,793 MAN. I HAD ORGANIC MAPLE BACON FUDGE. 560 00:38:13,793 --> 00:38:16,629 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DO YOU EVER -- YOU EVER HAVE ORGANIC MAPLE -- 561 00:38:16,629 --> 00:38:21,101 IT'S HARD TO GET IT ORGANIC. THERE'S A LOT OF LAYERS. [ LAUGHTER ] 562 00:38:21,101 --> 00:38:23,837 YEAH YEAH THE FUDGE, THAT'S GOT TO BE, 563 00:38:23,837 --> 00:38:28,341 LIKE, CAGE FREE OR SOMETHING [ LAUGHTER ] MOST PEOPLE LIKE TO PRE-PACKAGE 564 00:38:28,341 --> 00:38:34,447 THEIR FUDGE. THAT IS NOT A EUPHEMISM. THAT IS A USDA REGULATION. 565 00:38:34,447 --> 00:38:42,522 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YEAH, YEAH AND THEN YOU GOT THE BACON 566 00:38:42,522 --> 00:38:47,660 THAT OR THINK ABOUT THE PIG. THE PIG HAS TO BE LIKE, "OH, OKAY, FINE." 567 00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:51,831 THE PIG HAS TO GIVE CONSENT. OTHERWISE, IT'S NOT ORGANIC. [ LAUGHTER ] 568 00:38:51,831 --> 00:38:55,669 YEAH YEAH, THAT PIG HAS A SAFE WORD TOO. 569 00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:57,504 IF HE OINKS TWICE BEFORE THE CONVEYOR BELT, HE GETS TO GO TO A COMMUNITY COLLEGE OF HIS 570 00:38:57,504 --> 00:39:04,511 CHOICE [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. 571 00:39:04,511 --> 00:39:07,447 A LITTLE TOO WEIRD [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. 572 00:39:07,447 --> 00:39:10,750 ALL RIGHT. BEFORE I GO, I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW ABOUT A SERVICE I'M 573 00:39:10,750 --> 00:39:16,756 OFFERING YOU CAN SEE ME -- IF YOU'RE HAVING PROBLEMS SLEEPING, COME 574 00:39:16,756 --> 00:39:20,894 SEE ME AFTER THE SHOW. WHAT I DO, I RENT MY HUSBAND OUT TO YOU 575 00:39:20,894 --> 00:39:25,765 HE COMES OVER, STANDS NEXT TO YOUR BED, AND TELLS YOU ABOUT HIS FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM FOR 576 00:39:25,765 --> 00:39:28,435 A WHILE. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 577 00:39:28,435 --> 00:39:32,172 [ APPLAUSE ] FIVE MINUTES AND YOU'RE OUT. I'M ALMOST MED-FREE! 578 00:39:32,172 --> 00:39:35,442 YEAH THANK YOU SO MUCH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 579 00:39:35,442 --> 00:39:42,048 I'M MARY MACK! HAPPY HOLIDAYS * 580 00:39:42,048 --> 00:39:47,053 >> Jimmy: MARY MACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 581 00:39:47,053 --> 00:39:51,191 CHECK OUT "PERM DAY" AT MARYMACKCOMEDY.COM WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND 582 00:39:51,191 --> 00:39:55,228 GENTLEMEN. HEY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 583 00:39:55,228 --> 00:40:17,917 * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MILEY CYRUS, JESSE WILLIAMS, 584 00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:21,521 MARY MACK, ONCE AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, 585 00:40:21,521 --> 00:40:23,356 FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 586 00:40:23,356 --> 00:40:25,658 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 587 00:40:25,658 --> 00:40:28,628 BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *