1 00:00:13,613 --> 00:00:16,182 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:22,856 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:27,027 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ALLISON WILLIAMS 4 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:30,764 JERROD CARMICHAEL, MUSICAL GUEST, JESSIE REYEZ, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:37,671 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1772 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:44,144 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:51,217 --> 00:01:00,126 * 8 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:07,901 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,503 THAT FEELS GOOD. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:13,673 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 11 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:15,642 YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:21,247 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON - 13 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:25,285 THIS MORNING, KEVIN McCARTHY EMERGED FROM HIS HOLE AND SAW HIS SHADOW, WHICH MEANS THERE'S 14 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:29,756 SIX MORE WEEKS OF VOTING [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 15 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:33,593 YEP, TODAY AT NOON, THE HOUSE BEGAN THEIR FOURTH DAY OF VOTING FOR A SPEAKER 16 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:36,763 I LOVE THAT THEY CAN'T GET ANYTHING DONE, BUT THEY STILL REFUSE TO START THE WORKDAY 17 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:41,334 BEFORE 12:00 P.M [ LAUGHTER ] FOUR STRAIGHT DAYS 18 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:43,269 FOUR STRAIGHT -- AT THIS POINT, THE VOTE HAS LASTED LONGER THAN MOST PEOPLE'S NEW YEAR'S 19 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:46,606 RESOLUTIONS. [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE ARE BETTING 20 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:49,542 ON WHICH WE'LL GET FIRST, THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OR "AVATAR 3. 21 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:52,612 WE'RE NOT SURE [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 22 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:56,549 AS OF TONIGHT'S TAPING, McCARTHY HAS LOST 13 TIMES [ AUDIENCE MURMURS ] 23 00:01:56,549 --> 00:01:59,719 THEY SAY 13 IS UNLUCKY, BUT 1 TO 12 WEREN'T THAT GREAT EITHER 24 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:02,756 SO, I MEAN - [ LAUGHTER ] NO ONE KNOWS HOW THIS WILL TURN 25 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:05,625 OUT FOR McCARTHY RIGHT NOW, THERE'S A A CONGRATULATIONS BANNER 26 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:09,662 HANGING IN HIS OFFICE WITH A A REMOVABLE QUESTION MARK. [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:11,631 YOU GUYS SEE THIS? APPARENTLY LAST NIGHT CONGRESSMAN-ELECT GEORGE SANTOS 28 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:16,970 WAS OVERHEARD TALKING ABOUT THE SPEAKERSHIP FIGHT. AND HE ACTUALLY SAID, "YOU 29 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:23,977 CAN'T MAKE THIS CRAP UP. [ LAUGHTER ] AND SANTOS SAID, "WELL, I CAN, 30 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:29,349 BUT YOU CAN'T. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, SANTOS WAS LIKE, "THIS 31 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:32,285 REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME I INVENTED THE iPHONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:36,656 "IT WAS A SUNNY DAY. I WAS JEWISH." [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:39,492 THAT WAS THE FOURTH STRAIGHT DAY OF VOTING, AND YOU COULD TELL THEY WERE BORED 34 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,895 THEY TRIED TO MAKE THE PROCESS A LITTLE MORE FUN. CHECK OUT HOW THE NAMES WERE 35 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:42,629 CHECK OUT HOW THE NAMES WERE CALLED OUT TODAY 36 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:46,599 [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:51,404 ADAMS -- JEFFRIES. ADERHOLT -- McCARTHY [ APPLAUSE ] 38 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:55,342 >> Jimmy: LET'S CHANGE GEARS SOME MOVIE NEWS, TODAY "M3GAN," THE NEW HORROR MOVIE ABOUT A 39 00:02:55,342 --> 00:03:00,480 A KILLER ROBOT DOLL HIT THEATERS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 40 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,515 THAT'S RIGHT A HORROR MOVIE CALLED, "M3GAN," PRINCE WILLIAM WAS LIKE, "SEEN 41 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:12,058 IT." [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] 42 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:14,594 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THE MOVIE HAS A RUNNING TIME OF 1 HOUR AND 43 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:17,964 42 MINUTES IT'S SHOCKING. THIS MOVIE IS ACTUALLY THE 44 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:20,934 LENGTH OF A MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU DUCK OUT -- IF YOU DUCK 45 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:24,070 OUT TO WATCH IT DURING "AVATAR," YOU'LL ONLY MISS ONE SCENE. 46 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:27,607 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A WHALE SPINNING AROUND, YEAH 47 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:29,809 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, THE BIG ANNUAL CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW IS UNDERWAY IN 48 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:34,481 LAS VEGAS. AND THERE ARE A LOT OF NEW HIGH-TECH PRODUCTS ON DISPLAY, 49 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:39,953 INCLUDING A SMART CUTTING BOARD WITH A BUILT-IN SCREEN SMART CUTTING BOARD WITH A 50 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:43,223 A BUILT-IN SCREEN. YEAH, THE INVENTOR WAS LIKE, "OKAY, FINE, IT'S AN iPAD. 51 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,492 [ LAUGHTER ] "BUT SO YOU PUT A -- YOU PUT A A CARROT ON IT --" 52 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:48,895 THAT'S DEFINITELY WHEN I WANT TO BE DISTRACTED WITH A SCREEN, WHEN I'M USING A KNIFE 53 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:52,832 RIGHT, THAT'S -- I SAW THAT RAM UNVEILED A NEW CONCEPT TRUCK WITH THREE ROWS 54 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:57,203 OF SEATS IT'S PERFECT FOR THE TRUCK GUY WHO IS EASING HIS WAY INTO 55 00:03:57,203 --> 00:04:00,073 BECOMING A MINIVAN GUY [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, SONY AND HONDA 56 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:06,713 ANNOUNCED THAT THE NAME OF THEIR NEW ELECTRIC CAR BRAND IS AFEELA 57 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:17,323 AS IN, AFEELA THEY COULD HAVE COME UP WITH A BETTER NAME-A [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 58 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:22,062 SONY PLUS HONDA EQUALS AFEELA? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S LIKE IF BRAD AND 59 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:26,199 ANGELINA'S COUPLE NAME WAS AFEELA [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 60 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:29,569 WELL, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT PRINCE HARRY'S NEW BOOK, AS THE DETAILS START TO COME OUT. 61 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:32,839 AND THIS IS VERY INTERESTING - AT ONE POINT, PRINCE HARRY WRITES THAT BEFORE HIS 62 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:37,977 BROTHER'S WEDDING, HE ACTUALLY HAD FROSTBITE ON HIS - YOU KNOW 63 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:40,714 HOW DO I PUT THIS? HE HAD FROSTBITE ON HIS LITTLE PRINCE 64 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:45,652 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: WHOA, NO, NO, NO WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY IS - 65 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,822 ALL RIGHT, HOW CAN I PUT THIS? OH, HIS BIG BEN BECAME LITTLE BEN. 66 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,324 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 67 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:55,161 HOW DO I PUT THIS? RON WEASLEY ALMOST LOST HIS WAND 68 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:58,531 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. HOW DO I PUT THIS? 69 00:04:58,531 --> 00:05:02,369 IT WAS A BLIZZARD IN DOWNTON [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 70 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:04,671 >> NO, NO, NO, NO. HOW DO I PUT THIS? CHARLES ALMOST SAID GOOD-BYE TO 71 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:12,212 HIS DICKENS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: NO 72 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:19,085 I THINK WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY IS HIS PENIS GOT FROZEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:25,558 RIGHT? AM I WRONG >> Jimmy: SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I 74 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:28,928 READ THAT BED BATH & BEYOND IS PREPARING TO FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY 75 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:31,898 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: IT'S PRETTY SERIOUS. THE COMPANY ACTUALLY RELEASED 76 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:34,167 A STATEMENT. "AT BED BATH & BEYOND WE BASE OUR BELIEFS ON BEING THE BEST 77 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:38,104 BIG BOX BOUTIQUE TO BUY BLENDERS, BOWLS, BAMBOO BREAD BOXES, AND YOUR BABY'S BUBBLE 78 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:40,507 BATH BUT BOUNCING BACK OUR BUSINESS HAS BEEN A BUMMER RATHER THAN 79 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:43,677 A BANK BOOSTER WHILE BANKRUPTCY MAY BE A BAD BADGE FOR BED, BATH & BEYOND, 80 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,846 IT MAY BE THE BALM WE NEEDED TO BAIL OUR BUTTS OUT OF BEING BOOTED 81 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:51,117 BARRING THAT, YOU CAN BET WE'RE BINGING ON BACARDI BYYEEEE. 82 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:53,853 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID. >> Steve: THAT'S WHAT THEY 83 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:58,224 RELEASED >> Jimmy: YEAH NOW GET THIS, APPARENTLY PARTY 84 00:05:58,224 --> 00:06:03,463 CITY IS ALSO ABOUT TO FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY THAT'S SURPRISING. 85 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:05,098 I MEAN, IF THERE WAS ONE COMPANY YOU THOUGHT COULD HANDLE INFLATION - 86 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:11,905 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE IN THE BALLOON BUSINESS 87 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,507 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOMEHOW, THEY SURVIVED 2020 WHEN THROWING PARTIES WERE 88 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:19,312 LITERALLY ILLEGAL -- [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THEY'RE CLOSING NOW. 89 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:27,053 [ PHONE VIBRATING HOW EMBARRASSING SORRY, LET ME CHECK THIS, ONE 90 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,822 SEC. OH, I JUST GOT A NEW FACEBOOK MEMORY 91 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:32,892 IT SAYS THAT TWO YEARS AGO ON THIS DAY I WENT SLEDDING WITH MY FAMILY. 92 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:35,929 >> Steve: AW >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT TIME. [ PHONE VIBRATING 93 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:39,766 >> Questlove: OH HEY, HERE IT SAYS TWO YEARS AGO TODAY I HOSTED A SMALL FONDUE 94 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:45,772 PARTY WITH SOME FRIENDS. >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS REALLY NICE 95 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:48,608 HIGGINS, DID YOU GET ANY FACEBOOK MEMORIES? WHAT WERE YOU DOING TWO YEARS 96 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:58,251 AGO TODAY? >> Steve: TODAY'S JANUARY 6th? [ LAUGHTER ] 97 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:02,522 >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH >> Steve: SO, TWO YEARS AGO, 98 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:06,226 WHAT WAS I DOING >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH WHAT WERE YOU DOING ON 99 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:12,465 JANUARY 6, 2021? >> Steve: OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? FACEBOOK JUST SAYS, "NOTHING TO 100 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:16,836 SEE. MOVE ON. [ LAUGHTER ] 101 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:18,772 >> Jimmy: WHATEVER, MAN. YOU'RE REALLY NOT GOING TO TELL US WHERE YOU WERE ON 102 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:24,678 JANUARY 6th TWO YEARS AGO? >> Steve: OH, HERE WE GO IT SAYS I WAS SLEDDING 103 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:29,816 [ LAUGHTER ] WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY [ LAUGHTER ] 104 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:33,053 >> Jimmy: WHAT WHY WOULD YOU BE SLEDDING WITH US 105 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:41,628 >> Steve: OH YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, YOU, JANUARY 6th 106 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:46,332 REMEMBER YOUR FAMILY SLEDDING [ LAUGHTER ] 107 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:49,602 NOW YOU REMEMBER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 108 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:51,271 SURE, SURE, OF COURSE. YEAH, YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT NOW. 109 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:55,308 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: AH MEMORIES 110 00:07:55,308 --> 00:08:02,182 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU CAME SLEDDING WITH ME AND -- 111 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:06,453 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS, THE COMPANY THAT MAKES SLIM JIMS 112 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:10,056 SAID THAT MORE PRICE INCREASES ARE POSSIBLE YEAH 113 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:13,660 SLIM JIMS HAVE GOTTEN SO EXPENSIVE, THEY NOW GO BY SLIMOTHY JIMOTHIES 114 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:20,567 [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIMSHOT [ APPLAUSE ] 115 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:25,538 SLIMOTHY JIMOTHIES AND FINALLY, SPEAKING OF TUBED MEAT, I HEARD THAT OSCAR MAYER 116 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:34,881 IS LOOKING TO HIRE 12 PEOPLE TO DRIVE THE WIENERMOBILE [ CHEERS ] 117 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:38,051 IT'S ALWAYS ANNOYING HOW THE WIENERMOBILE DRIVERS ARE HIRED IN GROUPS OF 12, WHILE THE BUN 118 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:41,087 MOBILE DRIVERS ARE HIRED IN GROUPS OF 8. [ LAUGHTER ] 119 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:45,158 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FROM THE NEW HORROR MOVIE, "M3GAN," ALLISON WILLIAMS IS 120 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:47,127 HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GOLDEN GLOBES HOST 121 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:51,598 JERROD CARMICHAEL IS ON THE SHOW, TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 122 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:54,868 AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM JESSIE REYEZ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 123 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,070 LET'S GO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES. 124 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:11,017 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LAST NIGHT, I HAD ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE 125 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:16,189 EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: NO BIG DEAL. 126 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,391 >> Steve: WAIT, WHAT >> Jimmy: NBD. >> Steve: WHAT'D YOU DO? 127 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,360 >> Jimmy: "WHAT'D YOU DO?" OH, I HAD ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCES OF MY 128 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,529 LIFE I WENT TO SEE -- FOR REAL -- I WENT TO SEE "ALMOST FAMOUS" ON 129 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:28,435 BROADWAY >> Steve: OOH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 130 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:32,038 >> Jimmy: AT THE BERNARD B. JACOBS THEATRE. IT'S A MUSICAL BASED ON THE 131 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:36,409 MOVIE "ALMOST FAMOUS." AND I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH -- I WAS IN THAT MOVIE. 132 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:39,045 I WAS IN "ALMOST FAMOUS. I HAD A SMALL PART BUT MEMORABLE JUST FROM THE 133 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:41,448 APPLAUSE YOU CAN TELL PEOPLE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 134 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:45,485 NO - ACTUALLY, MY DAD, OVER CHRISTMAS, GAVE ME THIS BECAUSE 135 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:49,189 HE SAVED IT. THIS IS WHAT THEY GIVE YOU AT THE MOVIE PREMIERE OF "ALMOST 136 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:55,095 FAMOUS." I WENT WITH MY MOM AND DAD HERE ARE OUR TICKETS - 137 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:59,065 - [ AUDIENCE AWS ] - - TO GO SEE IT IN 2 2000 -- SEPTEMBER IN 2002. 138 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:02,535 IT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL FOR ME. AND SO, I WANTED TO SEE THIS PLAY 139 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:06,706 AND SO -- I LOVE CAMERON CROWE YOU KNOW, HE WAS SUCH A GREAT GUY TO ME ON THIS THING. 140 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,908 AND SO I WENT TO SEE THE PLAY. I WENT BY MYSELF SO I COULD JUST GO AND JUST REALLY GET 141 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:13,913 INTO IT, AND LOOK AT THE ACTORS AND GET INTO IT AND LIKE, GO, "OH, MY GOSH, I REMEMBER THAT. 142 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:17,717 THAT WAS 22 YEARS AGO. YOU KNOW SO, I DID IT 143 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:20,587 AND IT'S GREAT THE SHOW'S GREAT THE MUSIC'S GREAT. 144 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:24,624 JAKEIM HART, WHO PLAYS THE ROLE I DID, HE NAILED IT. EVERYONE'S -- IT'S PHENOMENAL. 145 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,027 THE CHOREOGRAPHY -- SARAH O'GLEBY, BY THE WAY, DID THE CHOREOGRAPHY 146 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:29,863 >> Steve: DID SHE REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: WOW. 147 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:33,266 >> Jimmy: DUDE, SHE CRUSHED IT THERE'S A SCENE -- [ APPLAUSE ] 148 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:36,970 THERE'S A WHOLE SCENE WHERE THE LEAD SINGER IS GOING THROUGH -- LIKE, HE'S LEAVING THIS DOOR 149 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,372 AND THEN A STAGE HAND WOULD MOVE ANOTHER DOOR IN FRONT OF HIM. 150 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:42,042 AND HE'D GO THROUGH THAT DOOR. AND THEN, THROUGH ANOTHER DOOR AND THROUGH ANOTHER -- IT WAS 151 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:45,278 LIKE - THAT'S -- IT WAS MESMERIZING SARAH, GREAT JOB 152 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:49,215 ALSO, TOM KITT DID THE MUSIC GREAT MUSIC. SO, I'M SITTING THERE, I'M 153 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:51,951 LOVING IT. I'M GETTING A LITTLE EMOTIONAL 'CAUSE IT WAS JUST COOL. 154 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:55,455 AND I REMEMBER, LIKE, "OH, CAMERON CROWE IS A GENIUS. EVERY LINE, YOU GO, "OH, MY 155 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:58,825 GOD, SUCH A GREAT LINE." THEN HE HAS TO SPACE IT OUT. AND THERE'S ANOTHER GREAT LINE 156 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,694 AND THERE'S ANOTHER QUOTABLE LINE YOU'RE LIKE -- AH. 157 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,696 AND EVERYONE'S GREAT I LOVED IT SO, INTERMISSION COMES, AND 158 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,531 SECURITY COMES OVER TO ME, AND THEY GO, "MR. FALLON, WE JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THE SEAT NEXT 159 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:13,273 TO YOU IS EMPTY. BECAUSE SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE JOINING YOU FOR THE SECOND HALF 160 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,675 OF THE PLAY. I GO, "OKAY, COOL. AND I TEXTED 161 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,611 LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA I GO, "I'M GOING TO 'ALMOST FAMOUS.' 162 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,247 IF YOU WANT -- IF YOU'R -- AND HE'S LIKE "MAYBE I'LL BE THERE FOR THE SECOND HALF, 163 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:23,316 MAYBE I WON'T. SO, THEY'RE ABOUT TO START THE SECOND HALF. 164 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:26,720 THIS GUY COMES SITS NEXT TO ME, LOOKS AT ME, IT'S CAMERON CROWE. 165 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,222 >> Steve: AW [ AUDIENCE AWS ] [ APPLAUSE ] 166 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:35,095 >> Jimmy: IT'S, LIKE, AWESOME. HE GAVE ME A HUG, "YO, YO. YOU MADE IT. 167 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,730 AND WE SAT THERE AND WATCHED THE WHOLE SECOND HALF OF THE PLAY WITH CAMERON CROWE WHO 168 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:42,969 DIRECTED ME 22 YEARS AGO AND WE'RE SITTING THERE. AND HE MUST HAVE BRUISES ON HIS 169 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,371 LEGS, 'CAUSE I WAS GRABBING HIS LEG GOING, "DO YOU REMEMBER THAT 170 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,907 WE HAD TO MAKE UP THE SCENE -- DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?" AND HE'S LIKE, "YEAH." 171 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:52,712 AND HE'S, LIKE, SO POSITIVE AND COOL, AND IT WAS JUST GREAT. I LOVED THAT GUY SO MUCH TO 172 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,348 JUST SURPRISE ME AND DO THAT AND IT WAS JUST AWESOME. AND THEN AT THE END OF THE 173 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,751 SHOW - OH, WE HAVE PHOTOS HERE. THIS IS -- 174 00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:00,253 OH, YEAH, LIN SHOWED UP TOO BY THE WAY. BUT HE WAS THERE, YEAH 175 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,757 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT HERE'S ME AND THE CAST RIGHT THERE, ALL HANGING OUT 176 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:10,864 THEY WERE AMAZING. LOOK AT 'EM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 177 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,732 AND AT THE END -- AT THE END OF THE THING, THE LEAD CAME DOWN, GRABBED ME, AND PULLED ME ON 178 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:18,838 STAGE, AND I TOOK A BOW WITH EVERYBODY. AND IT WAS LIKE -- I WAS -- I 179 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:22,075 MADE MY BROADWAY DEBUT LAST NIGHT. IN THE MOVIE -- THAT WAS MY 180 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:26,513 MOVIE DEBUT, 22 YEARS AGO. I WANT TO THANK THE CAST, EVERYONE THERE 181 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:31,985 IT WAS EMOTIONAL, AND IT WAS EXCITING, AND LOVING, AND FUN. IT WAS SO CAMERON CROWE. 182 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:34,254 THANK YOU CAMERON CROWE. THANK YOU EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 183 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:39,526 GO SEE IT. GUYS, TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP 184 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:43,897 ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF I CHECK MY INBOX, RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND OF COURSE, I SEND 185 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:47,500 OUT THANK YOU NOTES. AND I WAS JUST RUNNING A BIT BEHIND 186 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,669 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DO YOU GUYS MIND - JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU 187 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:55,141 NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE * >> Steve: "M3GAN." 188 00:12:55,141 --> 00:13:01,381 >> Jimmy: YEAH NO, IT'S NOT "M3GAN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 189 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,550 * THANK YOU, DRY JANUARY, FOR BEING THE MONTH WHERE PEOPLE GO 190 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:13,493 A WHOLE WEEK WITHOUT DRINKING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "WHAT'S THE DATE?" 191 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:21,801 >> Jimmy: "IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH." * THANK YOU, KEVIN McCARTHY. 192 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,670 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY - 193 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:31,644 - [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE - - AND TRY AND TRY AGAIN AND TRY, AND TRY 194 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:39,753 [ LAUGHTER ] * THANK YOU, SPEAKER OF THE 195 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:48,928 HOUSE, FOR SOUNDING LIKE A A FANCY NAME FOR YOUR ALEXA. [ APPLAUSE ] 196 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:53,299 "THAT'S THE SPEAKER OF --" MY KIDS CHANGED THE ALEXA NAME THE OTHER DAY. 197 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:56,469 >> Steve: WHAT IS IT >> Jimmy: IT WAS LIKE ZIPPY OR SOMETHING. 198 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,405 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S TERRIBLE, IT'S A NIGHTMARE. 199 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,173 'CAUSE I GO, "WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING? THEY GO, "WE DON'T KNOW 200 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,142 ANYTHING." BUT I GUESS YOU COULD CHANGE THE NAME 201 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:05,445 SO, I HAD TO FIND OUT -- >> Steve: SO YOU HAVE TO GO -- DID YOU HAVE TO SAY -- 202 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,846 >> Jimmy: "ZIPPY, CAN YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME BACK TO ALEXA? 203 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:10,450 >> Steve: BUT YOU HAD TO KNOW ZIPPY. >> Jimmy: SOMEONE HAD TO FIGURE 204 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,752 OUT ZIPPY, YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HEY MAN, IT'S 205 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:16,589 FEBRUARY FIRST SOMEWHERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * 206 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,059 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, GEORGE SANTOS, FOR BEING THE PINOCCHIO OF POLITICS. 207 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:27,734 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, SOUTHWEST AIRLINES, FOR MAKING PEOPLE ON SPIRIT 208 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:35,709 FEEL LIKE THEY JUST GOT UPGRADED TO FIRST CLASS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 209 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:46,319 * [ AIR HORNS * 210 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:50,090 >> Steve: SPIRIT AIRLINES. * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, SKI LIFTS, 211 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:55,829 FOR NOT UPDATING YOUR SAFETY REQUIREMENTS SINCE 1936. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 212 00:14:55,829 --> 00:15:00,200 "PULL THE PIPE DOWN. OR DON'T." >> Tariq: "GRAB THAT ROPE. 213 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:04,671 >> Jimmy: "GRAB -- PULL THE PIPE DOWN, OR DON'T. WE DON'T CARE. 214 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,873 * THANK YOU, TINY JUGS OF MAPLE SYRUP, FOR LOOKING LIKE 215 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:16,483 ACCESSORIES FOR AN AMERICAN GIRL DOLL MOONSHINE KIT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 216 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,319 "YOU WANNA TRY SOME OF THIS? >> Steve: "YEAH, THE REVOLUTION'S COMING. 217 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,589 >> Jimmy: "OH, THIS'LL PUT HAIR ON YOUR CHEST. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 218 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:28,294 "YOU GOT IT PAPPY. * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, "AVATAR" 219 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,063 SEQUEL, FOR BEING THE ONLY MOVIE WHERE THE POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE REVIEWS BOTH SAY, "IT 220 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:38,672 BLUE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ RIMSHOT 221 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:46,446 >> Steve: COME ON. * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ADDING 222 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,314 A HEART OR A "HA HA" IN A TEXT MESSAGE, FOR BEING THE NICEST WAY TO SAY, "I WANT THIS 223 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:59,893 CONVERSATION TO BE OVER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "HA HA." 224 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,128 * THANK YOU, CHRISTMAS TREES AFTER THE HOLIDAYS, FOR TAKING 225 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:08,301 DRY JANUARY WAY TOO FAR. THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY. [ APPLAUSE ] 226 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,370 THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ALLISON WILLIAMS, EVERYBODY. 227 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:23,817 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 228 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:29,456 >> Jimmy: A-B-C-D-E -- >> I KNOW THIS ONE A-B-C-D-E-F-G. 229 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:52,812 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 230 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:56,416 A TALENTED ACTRESS WHO YOU KNOW FROM "GIRLS" AND "GET OUT. SHE'S STARRING IN THE NEW 231 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,152 HORROR MOVIE, "M3GAN," WHICH IS IN THEATERS NOW. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME 232 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:02,022 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME ALLISON WILLIAMS 233 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:03,623 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 234 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:18,271 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 235 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,140 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK >> HI! 236 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,908 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES! >> HI! 237 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,910 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT GREAT TO SEE YOU YOU LOOK STUNNING ON THE COVER 238 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,812 OF THE "TOWN & COUNTRY" HERE TOO. OOH LA LA. 239 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,781 >> OOH LA LA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OOH LA LA SASSON 240 00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:30,050 >> OOH LA LA >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT, BECAUSE -- 241 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,586 >> YEAH, WE DO >> Jimmy: SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, YOU ARE NOW 242 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,455 ENGAGED AND YOU HAVE A BABY. >> YEAH, A LOT OF THINGS HAPPENED 243 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,424 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. * 244 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,392 >> THANK YOU THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 245 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,461 >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU FREAKING OUT HOW -- ARE YOU LOVING IT 246 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,197 WHAT'S -- HOW'S THE BABY >> WHAT IF I WAS LIKE, "I -- I'M, LIKE, 50/50." 247 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,166 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> NO, I'M COMPLETELY OBSESSED 248 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,134 WITH IT. I LOVE IT. EVERYTHING'S DIFFERENT 249 00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:50,303 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> LIKE, MY SPOTIFY IS JUST LIKE, "OH, YOU JUST WANT 250 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,706 VARIOUS VERSIONS OF 'OLD MACDONALD.'" THAT SEEMS TO BE -- 251 00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:54,674 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT WAS YOUR SPOTIFY WRAPPED FOR THE YEAR 252 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,210 >> WHILE WE'RE GATHER -- YEAH >> AND MY WHOLE PHONE IS LIKE, 253 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,813 "OH, SHOULD WE JUST BECOME YOUR BABY MONITOR LIKE, DO YOU USE ANYTHING ELSE 254 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:01,781 HERE?" >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, IT'S EVERYTHING NOW 255 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,317 I'M OBSESSED WITH HIM. WE'RE JUST IN LOVE >> Jimmy: HOW OLD -- HOW OLD 256 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:07,354 >> HE'S, LIKE, 14 MONTHS OLD >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> I KNOW. 257 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,656 >> Jimmy: JUST ON -- >> I KNOW. I SAID, "LIKE" TO BE COOL ABOUT 258 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:12,025 IT BECAUSE -- >> Jimmy: HE'S EXACTLY -- >> -- TURNING 14 MONTHS OLD IN 259 00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:13,927 2 DAYS ISN'T AS COOL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 260 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,895 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND HOW IS -- HOW ARE YOUR PARENTS 261 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,031 HOW'S THE GRANDPARENTS >> THEY ARE OBSESSED THEY ARE - 262 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:20,367 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> -- COMPLETELY ENAMORED. AND THEY'RE ALSO THE GREATEST. 263 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,569 >> Jimmy: THEY LIVE TO CLOSE TO YOU, RIGHT >> VERY, VERY CLOSE. 264 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,871 THEY STOP BY A LOT >> Jimmy: THEY DO? >> YEAH, A LOT 265 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,706 NO, IN A GOOD WAY. SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] 266 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,242 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> I REALIZE, LIKE, I'M -- >> Jimmy: NO, WE DIDN'T SENSE 267 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,044 ANY SARCASM THERE. >> NO, NO. A LOT. 268 00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:33,279 >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH, OF COURSE. YOU LOVE IT. >> IT'S, LIKE, THEY ARE 269 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,448 WONDERFUL. >> OF COURSE, THEY ARE >> I GOT -- I'M REALLY LUCKY 270 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,851 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE THE BEST >> YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 271 00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:40,153 >> Jimmy: AM I >> "THEY'RE THE BEST." >> Jimmy: "WHO KNOWS?" 272 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,555 >> "WHO DOESN'T LOVE WHEN PARENTS COME BY? >> Jimmy: "I LOVE WHEN PARENTS 273 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,657 COME BY. >> "I LOVE AN UNANNOUNCED STOP BY." 274 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,926 >> Jimmy: "I, ONE DAY, SURPRISE ME." YEAH, OF COURSE. 275 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,561 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LET'S TALK ABOUT "M3GAN. 'CAUSE, BY THE WAY -- 276 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,764 >> LET'S TALK ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS 277 00:18:50,764 --> 00:18:53,700 IT IS THE FREAKIEST, SCARIEST THING EVER IN THE WORLD. IT'S GETTING GREAT REVIEWS, BY 278 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,902 THE WAY. 95% FRESH ON ROTTEN TOMATOES >> FRESH 279 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,637 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FRESH. >> FRESH 280 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,507 YES. >> Jimmy: YOU STAR IN IT YOU ALSO EXECUTIVE PRODUCED IT 281 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:04,544 CAN YOU SET UP WHAT "M3GAN" IS FOR EVERYONE >> SO, BASICALLY, IT IS THE 282 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:13,620 STORY OF A -- AN A.I. ROBOT THAT HAS BEEN DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE A DOLL. 283 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:18,324 AND IS AN IDEAL PLAYMATE FOR A A KID AND KIND OF, LIKE, A A NANNY/CO-PARENT TO A PARENT. 284 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:21,194 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND MY CHARACTER, GEMMA, IS A ROBOTICIST WHO IS -- WHO HAS 285 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:24,097 DESIGNED HER AND I GET CUSTODY OF MY NIECE UNDER VERY TRAGIC 286 00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:29,803 CIRCUMSTANCES. AND SO, I THINK, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A KID. 287 00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:32,238 I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO. I'LL USE THIS ROBOT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON, AND USE IT TO HELP 288 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:37,110 ME RAISE MY NIECE, WHO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER 289 00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:40,613 BECAUSE THE ROBOT NEEDS THE LITTLE GIRL TO GROW AND LEARN. AND THE LITTLE GIRL NEEDS 290 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,450 A ROBOT TO BE, LIKE, BE SAD ABOUT THESE TERRIBLE THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO HER. 291 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:46,853 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> AND, YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 292 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,688 >> IT JUST ALL GOES REALLY WELL >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 293 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,323 [ LAUGHTER ] IS THAT RIGHT? YEAH 294 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,959 >> YEAH, YEAH. EVERYTHING'S FINE AND IT'S A A 20 MINUTE MOVIE. 295 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:57,130 >> Jimmy: AND JASON BLUM >> YEAH, JASON BLUM, JAMES WAN WE'VE GOT SOME, LIKE, HORROR 296 00:19:57,130 --> 00:20:00,066 ROYALTY HERE >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU FIRST SEE THE DOLL 297 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:04,671 >> I FIRST SAW THE -- I SAW A BUNCH OF DIGITAL RENDERINGS. BUT THE FIRST TIME I ACTUALLY 298 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:08,608 MET THE DOLL, SHE WAS DOING A CAMERA TEST. AND -- WHICH MEANS THAT BEFORE 299 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:12,979 YOU START FILMING TO TEST THE LENSES AND EVERYTHING IN WARDROBE, YOU JUST GO INTO AN 300 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:16,916 EMPTY SOUNDSTAGE WITH A BACKDROP KIND OF, LIKE, OVER THERE. 301 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,618 AND SHE WAS JUST STANDING THERE LIKE THIS. AND PEOPLE WERE, LIKE, TOUCHING 302 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,420 UP HER HAIR AND STUFF LIKE THAT AND I JUST THOUGHT, "THIS IS 303 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,256 GONNA BE THE SCARIEST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE. [ LAUGHTER ] 304 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,658 >> Jimmy: WHAT YOU JUST DID WAS SCARY. >> YEAH, JUST -- 305 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,627 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THAT WAS - >> AND SOMEONE'S JUST COMBING HER HAIR 306 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,696 AND THEN -- OOH. SO, ONE OF THE VERSIONS OF HER -- WE ACHIEVED HER IN 307 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,532 A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT WAYS -- BUT ONE OF THEM WAS ANIMATRONIC. 308 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,802 AND BECAUSE SHE BLINKS, HER EYES GET STUCK SOMETIMES, SO, THEY HAVE TO, LIKE, PUT -- 309 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:40,073 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ONE -- ONE LID >> LISTEN, IT'S NOT -- 310 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,809 WHO SAYS MY JOB IS EASY? >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] 311 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:46,513 >> YOU HAVE TO LOOK -- SO, THERE'S SOMEONE PUTTING A LUBRICANT ON HER EYEBALL 312 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:50,583 AND I'M LIKE, "SHE -- I KNOW SHE'S NOT REAL I KNOW SHE'S NOT REAL. 313 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,853 BUT SHE IS TALKING AND BLINKING AND HER FACE IS MOVING [ LAUGHTER ] 314 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,355 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND YOU'RE PUTTING SOMETHING ON HER EYEBALL AND IT JUST 315 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,357 LOOKS WEIRD. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP 316 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,693 HERE'S ALLISON WILLIAMS IN "M3GAN." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 317 00:20:59,693 --> 00:20:59,726 "M3GAN." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 318 00:21:02,062 --> 00:21:03,963 IT SOUNDED LIKE M3GAN. >> IF SHE COMES IN THIS ROOM, 319 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,765 I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF RIGHT OFF YOUR NECK, I SWEAR TO GOD. >> I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU 320 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:16,576 SAID, ABOUT HOW WHEN SOMETHING'S BROKEN, YOU DON'T JUST THROW IT AWAY 321 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,312 YOU FIX IT SO, THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO 322 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:25,652 BUT DON'T COME IN HERE, CADY, IT'S KIND OF A MESS. >> AUNT GEM IS RIGHT, CADY 323 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,620 I'M ALL ODDS AND ENDS RIGHT NOW. I'D REALLY RATHER YOU DIDN'T 324 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:31,991 SEE ME LIKE THIS >> IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE FIGHTING 325 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:34,394 >> WE'RE NOT FIGHTING. >> GEMMA JUST DROPPED ME ON THE TABLE, BUT I'M OKAY. 326 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:44,904 CLUMSY GEMMA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT 327 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:48,742 "CLUMSY GEMMA. >> "CLUMSY GEMMA." YOUR WHOLE PHYSICAL REACTION 328 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:52,345 SHOULD JUST BE THE ONLY AD CAMPAIGN WE DO FOR THIS MOVIE. [ CHEERS ] 329 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,314 >> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY WHAT I FELT >> WHATEVER YOU JUST DID 330 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,249 >> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY WHAT I FELT >> YEAH. 331 00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:58,551 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT -- WHEN THE TRAILER CAME OUT -- >> YEAH. 332 00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,886 >> Jimmy: IT WENT VIRAL IMMEDIATELY, AND PEOPLE FREAKING OUT 333 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,722 THERE'S THIS SCENE WHERE SHE - IT WENT VIRAL OF M3GAN IS DANCING. 334 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,891 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND IT -- DOWN A A HALLWAY. 335 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,292 WE HAVE THAT MOMENT. CHECK THIS OUT 336 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:13,099 * * >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 337 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:17,904 SO, THAT -- [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: BUT THAT WAS -- WENT 338 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,439 VIRAL. PEOPLE WERE POSTING THEIR OWN VERSIONS OF -- 339 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,508 >> YEP THEY WERE SETTING IT TO DIFFERENT SONGS. 340 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,910 THEY WERE DOING THEIR OWN VERSIONS OF IT PEOPLE WERE CARTWHEELING INTO 341 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:26,312 THINGS JUST THE GREATEST. >> Jimmy: YEAH 342 00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:28,615 YOU GUYS SAW THAT, RIGHT DID EVERYONE SEE THAT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 343 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:35,722 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ CHEERS ] * 344 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:51,905 [ CHEERS ] * * 345 00:22:51,905 --> 00:22:56,276 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. ALLISON WILLIAMS, EVERYONE 346 00:22:56,276 --> 00:22:58,278 "M3GAN" IS IN THEATERS NOW ALLISON AND I ARE PLAYING THE "SINGING WHISPER CHALLENGE" 347 00:22:58,278 --> 00:23:03,283 WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 348 00:23:03,283 --> 00:23:22,402 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 349 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:26,406 >> AND THEY SAID, "CAN YOU SMILE, YOU KNOW, IN THE NEW PICTURE SO WE CAN PUT -- 350 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:32,379 AND I SAID, "HOW ABOUT I SCOWL AND INSTEAD OF CHANGING IT UP, IT SAYS 'A NIGHT OF 351 00:23:32,379 --> 00:23:42,122 DEVASTATION.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 352 00:23:42,122 --> 00:23:46,926 EVERYBODY. WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH ALLISON WILLIAMS 353 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,995 PCPC GO SEE "M3GAN" THIS WEEKEND. ALLISON AND I ARE ABOUT TO PLAY 354 00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:53,733 A SINGING VERSION OF "THE WHISPER CHALLENGE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 355 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:53,767 WHISPER CHALLENGE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 356 00:23:54,834 --> 00:24:00,040 >> WHISPER CHALLENGE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 357 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,575 NOW, HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS ONE PERSON PUTS ON THESE HEADPHONES WITH LOUD MUSIC 358 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:05,512 PLAYING. AND THEN THE OTHER PERSON PICKS UP A CARD, SINGS THE SONG 359 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:09,883 LYRICS ON THE CARD, AND THE PERSON WEARING HEADPHONES TRIES TO GUESS WHAT THEY JUST SAID 360 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:14,688 OKAY >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 361 00:24:14,688 --> 00:24:16,222 SO, YOU'LL PUT THE HEADPHONES - YOU CAN PLAY THIS AT HOME. 362 00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:18,625 >> I'M GOING FIRST >> Jimmy: YEAH >> OKAY. 363 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,827 >> Jimmy: YOU GO FIRST I'LL PUT THE SONG ON >> THEY CAN PLAY IT AT HOME. 364 00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:22,462 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN PLAY IT AT HOME. SURE 365 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:24,631 IF YOU PUT ON HEADPHONES, PLAY IT [ LAUGHTER ] 366 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,766 WHENEVER ALLISON - ARE YOU READY FOR THIS >> I DON'T KNOW. 367 00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:28,802 IS IT GOING TO BE REALLY LOUD? >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 368 00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:30,804 >> IT'S REALLY LOUD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE 369 00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:31,871 GO >> I MEAN, I REALLY CAN'T HEAR YOU. 370 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:44,984 >> Jimmy: OKAY, PERFECT. "WELL, SHAKE IT UP BABY NOW. >> DID IT END WITH BABY COW? 371 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:48,688 LLL >> Jimmy: "TWIST AND SHOUT. >> OH, "TWIST AND SHOUT" 372 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:51,191 >> Jimmy: WOW! [ BELL DINGING ] YES. 373 00:24:51,191 --> 00:24:53,293 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW, THAT WAS IT >> WOW 374 00:24:53,293 --> 00:24:58,431 HEY, WE'RE REALLY GOOD >> WELL, TO BE FAIR, I GUESSED "BABY COW" FIRST 375 00:24:58,431 --> 00:25:00,033 >> Jimmy: "BABY COW" WAS GOOD TOO. YOU KNOW THAT FAMOUS POP 376 00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:02,469 SONG - >> Jimmy: BABY SH -- OH. >> -- THAT HAS BABY COWS 377 00:25:02,469 --> 00:25:04,771 >> Jimmy: "BABY SHARK" WAS BIG >> IN MY -- BY THE WAY, IN MY SPOTIFY -- 378 00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:06,873 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> IT'S BIG. >> Jimmy: LET'S WRITE "BABY 379 00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:09,576 COW" AND LET'S MAKE A ZILLION DOLLARS. >> THAT'S GREAT. 380 00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:12,512 >> Jimmy: UM, ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HERE'S A MICROPHONE FOR YOU. 381 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:14,280 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I SHOULD HAVE USED ONE AS WELL. 382 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,216 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. I'M GOING TO PUT THIS ON >> DOES IT DO -- WILL IT CHANGE 383 00:25:16,216 --> 00:25:18,051 IT OH HELLO. 384 00:25:18,051 --> 00:25:23,656 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OKAY * YOU'RE SO VAIN * 385 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,191 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU STARTED? >> YES >> Jimmy: SORRY. 386 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:28,061 >> I'M -- THIS IS ME STARTING. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO >> I'M STARTING. 387 00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:35,068 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * YOU'RE SO VAIN * >> Jimmy: COURT -- COURT VAY 388 00:25:35,068 --> 00:25:41,174 [ LAUGHTER ] * YOU'RE SO VAIN * >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SO SERIOUS. 389 00:25:41,174 --> 00:25:43,143 >> VAIN. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE -- FACE FACTS FACE FACTS 390 00:25:43,143 --> 00:25:46,513 FACE FACTS >> FACE FACTS? NO 391 00:25:46,513 --> 00:25:49,149 * YOU'RE -- * >> Jimmy: YOU -- * SO -- * 392 00:25:49,149 --> 00:25:51,317 >> Jimmy: FACE - NO, "YOU SO -- >> YOU'RE. 393 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:53,720 >> Jimmy: "YOU'RE SO VAIN. >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 394 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,256 [ BELL DINGING ] >> YES * 395 00:25:56,256 --> 00:25:58,858 * DON'T YOU DON'T YOU DON'T YOU * >> YES 396 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:01,494 YES. >> Jimmy: YES. >> OKAY, WAIT, I NEED THESE. 397 00:26:01,494 --> 00:26:04,664 >> Jimmy: THAT SONG WAS ABOUT ME LHLH THAT'S HOW VAIN IT WAS. 398 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:08,268 I WAS CORRECT. IT WAS ABOUT ME. READY? 399 00:26:08,268 --> 00:26:12,872 READY? OH, NO OKAY 400 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:21,181 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] A-B-C-D-E -- >> I KNOW THIS ONE 401 00:26:21,181 --> 00:26:24,217 A-B-C-D-E-F-G. [ BELL DINGING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 402 00:26:24,217 --> 00:26:29,589 "ABCDEFU"! >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. * 403 00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:34,961 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE -- YOU GOT -- YOU GOT -- >> I GOT BABY -- 404 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,130 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT BABY ON THE BRAIN. YOU'RE LIKE, "I LOVE THIS SONG 405 00:26:37,130 --> 00:26:40,734 THE ABCs?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THE AMOUNT OF - 406 00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:43,236 THE AMOUNT OF -- >> Jimmy: "THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG 407 00:26:43,236 --> 00:26:47,407 ABCDEFG. >> THE AMOUNT OF PRIDE I FELT FROM KNOWING THE ALPHABET. 408 00:26:47,407 --> 00:26:49,909 SO EMBARRASSING. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE -- >> "I KNOW THIS ONE. 409 00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:53,980 >> Jimmy: -- "I LOVE THIS SONG WE LISTEN TO IT EVERYDAY." >> I LOVE THIS ONE 410 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,383 IT'S MY JAM. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S ALSO "TWINKLE TWINKLE." 411 00:26:56,383 --> 00:26:58,351 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE 412 00:26:58,351 --> 00:26:59,753 GO >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT THIS, BUD. 413 00:26:59,753 --> 00:27:01,621 >> OH, MY GOD. I'M SO EMBARRASSED OKAY 414 00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:07,027 OKAY * YOU YOU YOU YOU OUGHTA KNOW * 415 00:27:07,027 --> 00:27:12,866 >> Jimmy: YOU, YOU, YOU -- * OUGHTA KNOW * >> Jimmy: YOU ARE -- YOU, YOU, 416 00:27:12,866 --> 00:27:15,502 YOU ARE A WHAT YOU'RE AN ICICLE * YOU YOU YOU -- * 417 00:27:15,502 --> 00:27:21,608 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * OUGHTA KNOW * >> Jimmy: "HEART AND SOUL" 418 00:27:21,608 --> 00:27:25,445 [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU, YOU, YOU." "HOT 'N COLD?" 419 00:27:25,445 --> 00:27:28,615 * OUGHTA -- * >> Jimmy: DO THAT PART AFTER "YOU, YOU, YOU" -- 420 00:27:28,615 --> 00:27:30,817 >> OUGHTA. >> Jimmy: HOTTAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 421 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:34,754 [ RIM SHOT ] YOU'RE A HOTTAY. >> YOU, YOU, YOU OUGHTA -- 422 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:37,357 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE A HOTTAY >> OUGHTA. LHLH >> Jimmy: HOT DAD 423 00:27:37,357 --> 00:27:42,495 >> OUGHT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "YOU'RE A HOT DAD. 424 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:46,099 "YOU, YOU, YOU ARE A HOT --" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YOU OUGHT TO -- 425 00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:50,270 >> Jimmy: OUGHT. "YOU OUGHTA KNOW!" [ BELL DINGING ] 426 00:27:50,270 --> 00:27:52,772 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * ALANIS MORISSETTE. 427 00:27:52,772 --> 00:27:55,408 ALLISON WILLIAMS, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HER MOVIE, "M3GAN" IS IN 428 00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:57,744 THEATERS NOW STICK AROUND WE'RE TALKING TO 429 00:27:57,744 --> 00:27:59,646 JERROD CARMICHAEL, AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON. 430 00:27:59,646 --> 00:28:23,536 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST WON AN 431 00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:28,708 EMMY FOR HIS CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED HBO SPECIAL, JERROD CARMICHAEL: ROTHANIEL 432 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:35,048 AND THIS TUESDAY, HE'LL BE HOSTING THE 80th ANNUAL "GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS," WHICH AIRS AT 433 00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:38,418 8:00 P.M. ON NBC AND PEACOCK PLEASE WELCOME, YOUR "GOLDEN GLOBES" HOST, 434 00:28:38,418 --> 00:28:39,819 GLOBES" HOST, JERROD CARMICHAEL. 435 00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:50,897 * 436 00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:58,204 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, MY GOD. 437 00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:02,142 OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK >> HELLO, JIMMY. 438 00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:06,513 HELLO, AUDIENCE. HELLO, LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 439 00:29:06,513 --> 00:29:08,815 >> Jimmy: IT IS GREAT TO - >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AHMIR >> Questlove: THANK YOU. 440 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:11,051 >> IT'S COMING UP. >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU'RE -- >> YEAH, YEAH, IT'S COMING UP 441 00:29:11,051 --> 00:29:12,419 SOON >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT 442 00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:14,721 >> YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, JUST SAYING THE HELLOS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 443 00:29:14,721 --> 00:29:17,157 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> JUST SAYING THE HELLOS. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU -- ARE YOU 444 00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:18,425 GOOD WITH BIRTHDAYS AND ALL THAT STUFF >> NO. 445 00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:21,494 NO, NO, NO, NO NOT AT ALL >> Jimmy: YEAH 446 00:29:21,494 --> 00:29:23,363 >> I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING I MEAN, APPLE HAS SOLVED THAT FOR ALL OF US. 447 00:29:23,363 --> 00:29:25,799 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE 448 00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:27,634 TECHNOLOGY HAS RUINED REMEMBERING ANYTHING >> PUT IT IN THE CALENDAR. 449 00:29:27,634 --> 00:29:30,236 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: OH, IT SAYS HERE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. 450 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:32,439 HAPPY BIRTHDAY >> I DON'T REMEMBER PHONE NUMBERS OR BIRTHDAYS ANYMORE 451 00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:34,140 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED -- YOU'RE HOSTING THE 80th ANNUAL "GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS." 452 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:37,344 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A BIG DEAL. >> YEAH. 453 00:29:37,344 --> 00:29:39,846 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED? >> SO, NO, NO. SO, I WAS VERY EXCITED 454 00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:46,086 >> Jimmy: YES. >> LIKE, VERY, VERY EXCITED. LIKE, I REMEMBER GETTING THE 455 00:29:46,086 --> 00:29:49,389 CALL I WAS AT HOME. I LIVE IN NEW YORK 456 00:29:49,389 --> 00:29:53,526 I WAS ALONE FOR CHRISTMAS. I'M -- I'M DON'T GO HOME FOR CHRISTMAS GAY, WHICH MEANS THAT 457 00:29:53,526 --> 00:30:01,835 MY MOM DOESN'T NECESSARILY AGREE WITH, LIKE, MY GAY LIFESTYLE, IN HER WORDS. 458 00:30:01,835 --> 00:30:03,703 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO -- AND SHE WANTS ME TO COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS, BUT I 459 00:30:03,703 --> 00:30:08,508 CAN'T GIVE JESUS THAT. LIKE, I KNOW IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY - 460 00:30:08,508 --> 00:30:12,879 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I JUST CAN'T LET HIM HAVE IT 461 00:30:12,879 --> 00:30:16,249 I CAN'T LET HER HAVE IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, YOU CAN'T. 462 00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:18,051 >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE, I JUST, LIKE, YOU KNOW, AS THE OLD SAYING GOES, "JESUS 463 00:30:18,051 --> 00:30:21,287 IS THE REASON FOR YOUR MOTHER'S HOMOPHOBIA." [ LAUGHTER ] 464 00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:24,257 SO - >> Jimmy: I'VE SEEN THAT >> SO, I'M HOME. 465 00:30:24,257 --> 00:30:27,193 >> Jimmy: I'VE SEEN THAT ON BUMPER STICKERS, YEAH. >> I'M HOME. 466 00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:31,998 I'M ALONE. I'M, LIKE, BORED I LIKE TO WORK 467 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:34,868 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I GET THE CALL. THEY'RE LIKE, DO YOU WANT TO 468 00:30:34,868 --> 00:30:37,237 HOST THE "GOLDEN GLOBES. AND I SAID, YES. I WAS VERY, VERY EXCITED TO 469 00:30:37,237 --> 00:30:40,740 HOST SO, I WAS LIKE, YEAH, THIS SOUNDS AMAZING 470 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:43,910 AND I WAS READY TO BEGIN THE PROCESS AND THE WORK AND THEN I REMEMBERED THAT I'LL 471 00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:57,023 HAVE TO BE WORKING WITH MY ARCH NEMESIS, NBC MARKETING [ LAUGHTER ] 472 00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:59,893 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> OH, HOW I HATE NBC MARKETING. 473 00:30:59,893 --> 00:31:03,263 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW. YOU DON'T KNOW 474 00:31:03,263 --> 00:31:07,300 THEY'RE BOTH LAZY AND PUSHY. [ LAUGHTER ] WHICH IS A HELL OF A COMBO 475 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:09,135 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 'CAUSE YOU - >> LIKE, THEY'RE LIKE, "WE HAVE 476 00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:14,074 NO IDEAS AND WE NEED IT DONE TOMORROW BY 5:00." [ LAUGHTER ] 477 00:31:14,074 --> 00:31:16,276 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE AT NB -- YOU HAD A SHOW YOU - >> NOTHING 478 00:31:16,276 --> 00:31:19,379 THEY HAD NOTHING, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEY PRESENTED ME -- FIRST 479 00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:21,081 OF ALL, WE HAVE TO DO BILLBOARDS FOR THE SHOW, BECAUSE WE GOT TO TELL PEOPLE 480 00:31:21,081 --> 00:31:24,684 THE SHOW'S HAPPENING >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> SO, THEY SEND ME 481 00:31:24,684 --> 00:31:27,854 A BILLBOARD -- >> Jimmy: MM-HM. >> WHICH IS A RECYCLED PICTURE 482 00:31:27,854 --> 00:31:34,627 OF ME, AN OLD PHOTO OF ME FROM "SNL," LIKE WHEN I HOSTED. SMILING. 483 00:31:34,627 --> 00:31:38,131 BIG SMILE. THEY WANT YOU TO SMILE AND THEY HAD A TAGLINE THAT 484 00:31:38,131 --> 00:31:44,471 SAID, "CHANGING IT UP," WITHOUT A "G." 'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW I SPEAK? 485 00:31:44,471 --> 00:31:51,378 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW YOUR BOY IS KNOWN FOR DROPPING THEM "Gs. 486 00:31:51,378 --> 00:31:54,748 THAT'S A BLACK MAN TALKING FOR YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 487 00:31:54,748 --> 00:31:59,786 >> Jimmy: CHANGIN' IT UP >> CHANGIN' IT UP. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 488 00:31:59,786 --> 00:32:02,722 SO, I SAID, OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 489 00:32:02,722 --> 00:32:05,859 >> AND I SAID, YOU KNOW, WHY ARE WE USING AN OLD PHOTO? YOU'RE A TRILLION DOLLAR 490 00:32:05,859 --> 00:32:09,295 CORPORATION. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> LET'S TAKE A NEW PICTURE. 491 00:32:09,295 --> 00:32:11,965 THEY SAID, FINE. AND THEY SAID, CAN YOU SMILE, YOU KNOW, IN THE NEW PICTURE, 492 00:32:11,965 --> 00:32:17,370 SO WE CAN PUT "CHANGIN' IT UP" BESIDE YOUR FACE AND I SAID, "HOW ABOUT I SCOWL, 493 00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:23,510 AND INSTEAD OF CHANGING IT UP, IT SAYS, "A NIGHT OF DEVASTATION? 494 00:32:23,510 --> 00:32:29,416 [ LAUGHTER ] AND -- >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 495 00:32:29,416 --> 00:32:33,219 >> THEY SAID -- THEY SAID WHAT ABOUT "AN EVENING OF JOY AND DEVASTATION" 496 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:38,692 >> AND I SAID, FINE. SO, THEN I THOUGHT IT WAS COOL THEN IT CAME TIME TO DO PROMOS, 497 00:32:38,692 --> 00:32:41,194 BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT TO DO, LIKE, SHOOT THINGS >> Jimmy: COMMERCIALS. 498 00:32:41,194 --> 00:32:44,397 >> COMMERCIALS AND STUFF LIKE THAT FOR THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: SURE 499 00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:50,470 >> SO, THEIR BIG IDEA WAS FOR ME TO, ONCE AGAIN, SMILE AND SAY A BUNCH OF CORNY JOKES INTO 500 00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:55,208 THE CAMERA ABOUT HOW I'M EXCITED TO HOST THE "GOLDEN GLOBES." 501 00:32:55,208 --> 00:33:02,949 IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT SEE YOU TUESDAY AT 8:00. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 502 00:33:02,949 --> 00:33:04,718 AND I SAID, WHAT IF INSTEAD OF THAT, I GET STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN TO YELL AT ME AND, 503 00:33:04,718 --> 00:33:06,319 LIKE, SPIT IN MY FACE AND TELL ME HOW AWARD SHOWS ARE MEANINGLESS, AND HOW HE'S 504 00:33:06,319 --> 00:33:18,498 DISAPPOINTED IN ME FOR DOING THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. AND THEY SAID, "NO, WE DON'T 505 00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:20,300 THINK THAT REPRESENTS THE BRAND OF THE 'GOLDEN GLOBES.'" SO, THEN I SAID, "HOW ABOUT I JUST 506 00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:26,473 DON'T DO THE SHOW? AND THEY SAID, "NO, NO, WE LOVE STONE COLD." 507 00:33:26,473 --> 00:33:29,275 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, THEN -- LOOK, I EVEN HAVE ON -- LOOK, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU 508 00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:34,447 CAN SEE THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M A BIG -- THE RATTLESNAKE 509 00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:37,851 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY DUDE >> YEAH, YEAH. SO, WE GOT STONE COLD. 510 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:41,654 THEY AGREED TO GET ME STONE COLD THEN STONE COLD'S DAD DIED 511 00:33:41,654 --> 00:33:44,924 I KNOW IT WAS TRAGIC. BUT HE AGREED, BUT IT WAS JUST 512 00:33:44,924 --> 00:33:47,727 TOO MUCH FOR HIM IN THE MOMENT SO, WE DIDN'T HAVE STONE COLD ANYMORE. 513 00:33:47,727 --> 00:33:52,932 SO, THEN IT WAS JUST ME. I SAID, OKAY WELL, FINE 514 00:33:52,932 --> 00:33:56,202 MAYBE I COULD DO SOME JOKES. YOU KNOW, I'M NOT USUALLY THAT TYPE OF COMEDIAN THAT JUST, 515 00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:59,472 LIKE, IS, YOU KNOW, PUNCH LINE HEAVY COMIC. BUT I WAS LIKE, I HAVE A FEW 516 00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:03,443 JOKES THAT I COULD SAY YOU KNOW, I HAVE THIS GREAT ONE ABOUT -- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO 517 00:34:03,443 --> 00:34:09,115 REALLY SAY THIS FOR TELEVISION IT WAS ONE ABOUT HOW WHEN I GIVE HEAD, I LOOK LIKE 518 00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:17,624 VIOLA DAVIS IN AN EMOTIONAL SCENE. [ LAUGHTER ] 519 00:34:17,624 --> 00:34:19,893 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN IT'S JUST, LIKE, WET THE LIP QUIVERING AND THE WHOLE 520 00:34:19,893 --> 00:34:33,807 THING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 521 00:34:33,807 --> 00:34:38,278 >> AND THEN THEY SAID, NO, WE DON'T THINK THAT REPRESENTS THE BRAND OF THE "GOLDEN GLOBES. 522 00:34:38,278 --> 00:34:41,081 WHATEVER >> Jimmy: YOU THINK? >> WHATEVER. 523 00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:43,316 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> FINE, FINE. SO, THEN, I PITCHED -- I WAS 524 00:34:43,316 --> 00:34:46,486 LIKE, "OKAY. WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS I'LL JUST SPEAK HONESTLY AND 525 00:34:46,486 --> 00:34:48,355 DIRECTLY TO CAMERA AND I'LL TALK ABOUT HOW, LIKE, I KNOW THE GLOBES HAVE GONE THROUGH A 526 00:34:48,355 --> 00:34:55,662 A LOT OF CONTROVERSY THEY DIDN'T AIR LAST YEAR. HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS 527 00:34:55,662 --> 00:34:59,299 ASSOCIATION DIDN'T HAVE ANY BLACK MEMBERS. AND I SAID, HOW ABOUT I JUST 528 00:34:59,299 --> 00:35:07,474 SPEAK, YOU KNOW, TRUTHFULLY, DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA ABOUT HOW MUCH BLACK APPROVAL MEANS 529 00:35:07,474 --> 00:35:09,442 TO ME AND HOW I HOPE BLACK PEOPLE DON'T BOYCOTT THE SHOW AND WATCH AND, LIKE, GIVE IT A 530 00:35:09,442 --> 00:35:13,580 A CHANCE AND, LIKE, YOU KNOW, I WANTED TO SPEAK SINCERELY 531 00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:16,049 AND THEY SAID, "OKAY, FINE, YOU CAN DO THAT. BUT COULD YOU SMILE WHILE YOU 532 00:35:16,049 --> 00:35:23,223 SAID THAT? AND I SAID, ABSOLUTELY NOT SO, THEN, THIS IS THE CLIP 533 00:35:23,223 --> 00:35:25,058 >> Jimmy: HERE'S THE PROMO -- HERE'S JERROD CARMICHAEL IN A PROMO FOR THE "GOLDEN GLOBE 534 00:35:25,058 --> 00:35:27,427 AWARDS." LOOK AT THIS 535 00:35:28,528 --> 00:35:30,330 >> MY BIGGEST FEAR IS WHAT WILL BLACK PEOPLE THINK OF ME, BECAUSE BLACK ACCEPTANCE MEANS 536 00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:37,437 A LOT, MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME. I FEEL LIKE OPRAH NEVER VIEWED ME AS BLACK EXCELLENCE, AND 537 00:35:37,437 --> 00:35:46,279 THAT KIND OF HAUNTS ME OPRAH AND MY MOTHER, THE LACK OF ACCEPTANCE I RECEIVED FROM 538 00:35:46,279 --> 00:35:48,114 BOTH OF THOSE WOMEN REALLY CAUSES ME A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF PAIN, ESPECIALLY OPRAH 539 00:35:48,114 --> 00:35:51,317 THOUGH [ LAUGHTER ] MY MOTHER TOO, BUT IF WE'RE 540 00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:53,820 BEING HONEST, IT'S MAINLY OPRAH. >> JERROD CARMICHAEL HOSTS THE 541 00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:57,957 "GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS," TUESDAY ON NBC AND STREAMING ON PEACOCK. 542 00:35:57,957 --> 00:36:03,563 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT IN THE WORLD? DUDE, I THINK EVERYONE'S GOING 543 00:36:03,563 --> 00:36:07,167 TO BE WATCHING BY THE WAY, THIS IS THE -- THIS IS THE PROMO I SAW 544 00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:10,770 THIS PICTURE OF YOU. >> JUST GOT TO LOOK. IT'S GOING TO BE - 545 00:36:10,770 --> 00:36:14,908 - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE - - A BIG NIGHT I CAN'T WAIT 546 00:36:14,908 --> 00:36:18,845 BREAK A LEG. THANK YOU FOR COMING ON THE SHOW 547 00:36:18,845 --> 00:36:21,381 >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE BEST, BUDDY. 548 00:36:21,381 --> 00:36:23,350 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH >> Jimmy: JERROD CARMICHAEL, "GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS," THIS 549 00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:25,952 TUESDAY. 8:00 P.M. ON NBC AND PEACOCK JESSIE REYEZ PERFORMS AFTER THE 550 00:36:25,952 --> 00:36:27,921 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 551 00:36:27,921 --> 00:36:49,843 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "STILL C U" FROM HER NEW ALBUM "YESSIE," 552 00:36:49,843 --> 00:36:57,083 PLEASE WELCOME JESSIE REYEZ. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 553 00:36:59,419 --> 00:37:09,729 YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA MM * * THE BEST ADVICE I EVER GO 554 00:37:09,729 --> 00:37:15,535 WAS JUST TO LET IT G FAMILY SAYS I SMILE A LO MORE WHEN I'M ON MY OWN * 555 00:37:15,535 --> 00:37:18,471 * BUT WHEN I FINALL FEEL FRE YOU GET THE URGE 556 00:37:18,471 --> 00:37:21,641 TO MESSAGE ME * * SWEAR YOU NEVER MISS A BEA 557 00:37:21,641 --> 00:37:27,313 AND THE SONG IS ON REPEAT * * I STILL SEE YOU IN MY SLEE 558 00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:31,584 HOW COME I STILL SEE YOU WHEN I DREAM * * I BEEN RUNNIN 559 00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:35,522 FROM THE TRUTH BUT IT DON'T MATTER WHAT I D IT NEVER MATTERS WHAT I DO * 560 00:37:35,522 --> 00:37:48,535 * CAN'T GET AWAY FROM YOU YEAH YEA CAN'T GET AWAY FROM YO 561 00:37:48,535 --> 00:37:56,743 YEAH YEAH * * WHEN YOU GOT A GIRL I GOT MYSELF AN ENEMY * 562 00:37:56,743 --> 00:38:00,347 * 'CAUSE I NEED ALL YOUR ATTENTION LIKE A CENTERPIECE * 563 00:38:00,347 --> 00:38:03,516 * AND THOUGH WE'RE BOTH TRYNA BE FRIENDS THOUGH WE'RE BOT 564 00:38:03,516 --> 00:38:06,019 WAY PAST THE END * * OF EVERYTHING WE COULD HAVE BEEN 565 00:38:06,019 --> 00:38:09,856 MY BROKEN HEAR STILL LETS YOU IN * * I STILL SEE YOU 566 00:38:09,856 --> 00:38:14,761 IN MY SLEE HOW COME I STILL SEE YOU WHEN I DREAM * 567 00:38:14,761 --> 00:38:18,164 * I BEEN RUNNIN FROM THE TRUTH BUT IT DON'T MATTER WHAT I D 568 00:38:18,164 --> 00:38:25,705 NEVER MATTERS WHAT I DO * * I CAN'T GET AWA STILL SEE YOU IN MY SLEE 569 00:38:25,705 --> 00:38:31,478 HOW COME I STILL SEE YOU WHEN I DREAM * * I BEEN RUNNIN 570 00:38:31,478 --> 00:38:35,415 FROM THE TRUTH BUT IT DON'T MATTER WHAT I D NEVER MATTERS WHAT I DO * 571 00:38:35,415 --> 00:38:40,787 * I CAN'T GET AWAY GOOD THING I NEVER HELD MY BREATH * * I WOULD'V 572 00:38:40,787 --> 00:38:44,057 DIED AN EARLY DEAT WAITING FOR YOU TO VALUE ME * * WAITING FOR YOU 573 00:38:44,057 --> 00:38:48,061 TO FAIL MY TEST YEAH F IS FOR FAKING LOVE F IS FOR FORGETTING US * 574 00:38:48,061 --> 00:38:51,831 * F IS FO FEELINGS THAT FADE WHILE YOU -- AROUND * 575 00:38:51,831 --> 00:38:55,435 * AND LEFT ME DOWN DOWN DOW WITH EVERY GIR THAT YOU FOUND FOUND FOUND * 576 00:38:55,435 --> 00:38:58,071 * I'M LIKE MARY GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN YOU'RE LIKE A DO 577 00:38:58,071 --> 00:39:00,674 IN A POUND POUND POUND * * HAD ME LOOKIN LIKE A CLOWN CLOWN CLOWN 578 00:39:00,674 --> 00:39:03,410 GOT ME OUT HER CRYING OUT LOUD * * ESPECIALL 579 00:39:03,410 --> 00:39:07,247 WHEN THE SUN GO DOWN HIT ME WHEN THE SUN GO DOWN * 580 00:39:07,247 --> 00:39:11,618 * I STILL SEE YOU IN MY SLEE HOW COME I STILL SEE YOU 581 00:39:11,618 --> 00:39:16,022 WHEN I DREAM * * I BEEN RUNNIN FROM THE TRUTH BUT 582 00:39:16,022 --> 00:39:21,895 IT DON'T MATTER WHAT I D NEVER MATTERS WHAT I DO * * I CAN'T GET AWAY 583 00:39:21,895 --> 00:39:29,035 STILL SEE YOU IN MY SLEE HOW COME I STILL SEE YOU WHEN I DREAM * 584 00:39:29,035 --> 00:39:32,706 * I BEEN RUNNIN FROM THE TRUTH IT DON'T MATTER WHAT I D 585 00:39:32,706 --> 00:39:42,215 NO MATTER WHAT I DO * * I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM YOU I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM YO 586 00:39:42,215 --> 00:40:00,000 YEAH * * 587 00:40:12,012 --> 00:40:15,882 >> Jimmy: JESSIE REYEZ, "YESSIE" IS OUT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 588 00:40:15,882 --> 00:40:17,951 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY "YESSIE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 589 00:40:17,951 --> 00:40:36,202 * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO ALLISON WILLIAMS, 590 00:40:36,202 --> 00:40:40,140 JERROD CARMICHAEL, JESSIE REYEZ, [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 591 00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:43,209 AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 592 00:40:43,209 --> 00:40:45,945 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 593 00:40:45,945 --> 00:40:47,480 BYE BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 594 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:47,881 * * 595 00:40:47,981 --> 00:40:48,181 {\an8}