>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - AL PACINO AND LOGAN LERMAN
RUPERT GRINT MUSICAL GUEST DRY CLEANING AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1773 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR
HOST, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
YEAH THANK YOU. APPRECIATE THAT.
ENJOY YOURSELVES, EVERYONE WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME GUYS, THIS IS VERY EXCITING. LEGENDARY ACTOR AL PACINO IS MY
GUEST TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
ALL I KNOW IS IF AL PACINO WERE IN CONGRESS, WE WOULD HAVE HAD A SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE ON DAY
ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] "VOTE FOR McCARTHY, SAY HELLO
TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS. EARLIER, SATURDAY MORNING AFTER FOUR DAYS AND 15 ROUNDS OF
VOTING, KEVIN McCARTHY WAS SWORN IN AS SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE.
McCARTHY WAS LIKE, "I'M JUST GLAD IT DIDN'T GO TO A 16th VOTE
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HUMILIATING. [ LAUGHTER ]
I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT McCARTHY WAS GOING THROUGH IT MUST HAVE FELT LIKE SITTING
OUTSIDE APPLEBEE'S AND WAITING FOUR DAYS FOR YOUR DISK TO BUZZ
[ LAUGHTER ] "I'M IN! I'M IN
I'M IN!" AFTER 15 ROUNDS OF VOTING, McCARTHY PULLED OFF THE
IMPOSSIBLE - HE GOT PEOPLE TO WATCH C-SPAN FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK
[ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF C-SPAN, YOU CAN TELL EVEN THEY WERE ANNOYED
WITH HOW LONG THE VOTING TOOK. JUST CHECK OUT WHAT THEY DID AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT
OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA IS DULY ELECTED TO THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME * *
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: COME ON. >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS JUST A LITTLE UNPROFESSIONAL. SOME MORE BIG NEWS FROM
WASHINGTON, I READ THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN'S ALL IN FOR 2024 AND IS PREPARING TO LAUNCH
HIS RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN IN FEBRUARY THAT'S SMART
SEE HOW VALENTINE'S DAY GOES, THEN MAKE IT OFFICIAL. [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, THIS WEEKEND, BIDEN TRAVELLED TO TEXAS AND VISITED THE SOUTHERN BORDER FOR THE
FIRST TIME SINCE TAKING OFFICE AFTER WALKING AROUND FOR A FEW HOURS, BIDEN SAID, "WELL, JUST
AS I THOUGHT, BEING HERE DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING." [ LAUGHTER ]
AT ONE POINT, A FEW MIGRANTS SAW BIDEN AT THE BORDER AND WERE LIKE, "GOOD LORD, HOW LONG
IS THE WAIT TO GET IN? [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, PEOPLE -
[ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT -
PRINCE HARRY SAT DOWN FOR A "60 MINUTES" INTERVIEW WITH ANDERSON COOPER.
YEAH, PRINCE HARRY AND ANDERSON COOPER, THE THEME WAS "FIRE AND ICE.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT THE "60 MINUTES" INTERVIEW WAS A GREAT CHANCE TO HEAR
HARRY AND MEGHAN'S STORY IN CASE YOU MISSED THEIR TWO-HOUR SIT-DOWN WITH OPRAH OR THE
SIX-PART NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY [ LAUGHTER ] WE REALLY WANT TO HEAR WHAT
YOU -- YEAH. HEY GUYS, I SAW THAT THE MEGA MILLIONS JACKPOT HAS JUMPED TO
MORE THAN $1 BILLION [ RECORD SCRATCH ] >> SAY WHAT!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEP, THE JACKPOT IS NOW WORTH AN ESTIMATED
1.1 BILLION WITH $568 MILLION IN CASH. >> SAY WHAT!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IF SOMEONE WINS, IT WOULD BE THE THIRD LARGEST
AMOUNT IN MEGA MILLIONS HISTORY. >> SAY WHAT!
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT AND GET THIS, IF NO ONE WINS
TOMORROW, THE JACKPOT WILL BE EVEN HIGHER ON FRIDAY! >> ENOUGH, JIMMY
ENOUGH [ EXPLOSION * STOP STOP
I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MOR SAY WHAT SAY WHAT *
* I CAN'T TAKE IT N CAN'T TAKE IT NO STOP STO
I DON'T WANNA HERE IT * * NEWS LIKE THIS GONN MAKE YA SAY WHAT *
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I SAW THAT M&Ms IS CELEBRATING
WOMEN BY RELEASING PACKAGES THAT ONLY CONTAIN THE THREE FEMALE CANDIES
[ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING -- "CAN'T THE
PACKAGING JUST SAY, 'NO NUTS'? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HEY!
SAY WHAT >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, TSA AGENTS AT AN AIRPORT IN FLORIDA
FOUND A FOUR- FOOT EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BOA CONSTRICTOR IN A A WOMAN'S CARRY-ON BAG
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, HOW STRESSED DO YOU HAVE TO BE FOR A BOA
CONSTRICTOR TO CALM YOU DOWN [ APPLAUSE ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE
A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS COME ON, NOW
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. THEY STAR IN THE PRIME VIDEO
SERIES, "HUNTERS," WHICH RETURNS FOR SEASON TWO THIS FRIDAY
AL PACINO AND LOGAN LERMAN ARE HERE TONIGHT >> Steve: WHOA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PLUS, HE STARS IN THE SERIES, "SERVANT."
THE FOURTH AND FINAL SEASON PREMIERES GLOBALLY THIS FRIDAY EXCLUSIVELY ON APPLE TV PLUS
RUPERT GRINT IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
DRY CLEANING >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: GUYS, DO YOU EVER SEE A PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND YOU THINK THAT HEADLINE SHOULD BE
DIFFERENT? WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THAT RIGHT NOW
IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." HERE WE GO
* NEWS AND IMPROVED * >> Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK OUT THIS FIRST PHOTO
THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS, "KING CHARLES VISITS KING'S CROSS CHURCH.
THAT HEADLINE CAN DEFINITELY BE IMPROVED BECAUSE IF YOU ONLY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN REGRETTING CHOOSING FRONT ROW SEAT TO SEE AVATAR."
[ APPLAUSE ] UP NEXT, THIS HEADLINE SAYS, "PELOSI DELIVERS FINAL PRESS
CONFERENCE." BUT THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "BABYSITTER PLAYING
PEEK-A-BOO SHOCKED TO FIND BABY NOW GONE." [ APPLAUSE ]
NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "U.K. PRIME MINISTER VISITS TROOPS." THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN,
"COUPLE IN THE MIDDLE OF A A BREAKUP PAUSES AS WAITERS SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "EMMANUEL MACRON ATTENDS GROUP
SUMMIT." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "COWORKER GUNNING FOR THIRD
H.R. COMPLAINT THIS WEEK." [ APPLAUSE ] NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "BIDEN HITS
HIGH APPROVAL RATINGS. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "FILMING BEGINS FOR 'TOP GUN:
SKY GRANDPA.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] I WOULD SEE THAT
I WOULD SEE THAT TOMORROW. NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "SOUTH AFRICAN PRESIDENT MAKES FIRST
U.K. STATE VISIT." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "SOUTH AFRICAN PRESIDENT HANGS
OUT WITH FIERCE CAPTAIN CRUNCH." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"FIERCE" NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "ARGENTINA CELEBRATES WIN."
[ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "MUCINEX GUY HAS MAJOR
GLOW-UP. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT HEADLINE WAS,
"CHINA'S PANDA CONSERVATION IMPROVES." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN,
"BEIJING OLIVE GARDEN ALREADY REGRETTING ENDLESS BAMBOO STICKS POLICY.
[ APPLAUSE ] THE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "A BMX FREESTYLE WORLD CUP KICKS OFF.
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "DAD ATTEMPTS TO USE PELOTON FOR FIRST TIME SINCE JANUARY 2022.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, THIS HEADLINE WAS "KATE MIDDLETON ATTENDS ROYAL
EVENT. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "CARMEN SANDIEGO FOUND."
[ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED."
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "WeTWEET."
COME ON BACK EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER.
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS NEXT UP SAYS, "MY FAVORITE
WINTER ACTIVITY IS WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE FALL WHILE DOING WINTER ACTIVITIES.
I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS TARIQ, DO YOU FEEL GOOD? >> Tariq: I THINK THIS IS IT
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. IT IS TIME FOR "WeTWEET.
HERE WE GO
WeTWEET* >> Jimmy: THIS IS "WeTWEET."
THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER.
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS, AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU
LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS
YOU SEE THEM THERE [ CHEERS ] YEAH, WOW, PERFECT
WOW. VERY VOCAL AUDIENCE. >> Steve: VERY TWEETY.
[ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM,
OR YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO, I JUST
WANT YOU TO HAVE FUN WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS LIVE
WE HAVE A VERY EXPENSIVE POLLING SYSTEM - >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: -- THAT WE SPENT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. >> Steve: REALLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WE WON THE MEGA MILLIONS LAST WEEK - >> Steve: ARE YOU KIDDING?
TWO WEEKS AGO. >> Jimmy: AND SPENT ALL THE BUDGET ON THIS -- THIS GARAGE
DOOR REMOTE CONTROL POLLING SYSTEM YOU PRESS GREEN IF YOU LIKE IT,
RED IF YOU DON'T LOVE IT HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU ALL HAVE CLICKERS
>> Steve: READY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WHICHEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE
WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW RIGHT NOW SO THAT YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT AND "WeTWEET" IT
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE - SOMEONE JUST WALKED OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS
HERE'S THE FIRST TWEET IS, "I'LL SEND YOU A SCREENSHOT, BUT FIRST, I HAVE TO CHARGE MY
PHONE SO YOU DON'T MAKE FUN OF HOW LOW MY BATTERY IS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH
ALMOST LIKE A STUNNED SILENCE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: MORE LIKE A, "OH, I
NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. >> Jimmy: HM, ALL RIGHT, I THINK --
>> Steve: "WeTWEET." >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BE?
TARIQ, WHAT ARE YOU FEELING? 50/50? >> Tariq: PROBABLY 50/50 ON THAT ONE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M FEELING THAT HIGGS?
>> Steve: I'M FEELING A LITTLE LOWER THAN 50/50 LIKE 40.
>> Jimmy: 60/40 YES? >> Steve: NO, NO 40/60.
I'M SAYING 40/60 >> Jimmy: OKAY, I'M GOING TO SAY PROBABLY -- I'M GONNA SAY
ABOUT 50- SOMETHING VOTES. >> Steve: OH, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT PERCENTAGES.
>> Jimmy: THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. HERE WE GO
>> Steve: OOH. * WOW.
>> Jimmy: OOH, THANK GOD I DIDN'T WRITE THAT ONE. >> Steve: OH, MY GOD
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DID. YOU WROTE IT
>> Steve: I WROTE IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH OF COURSE.
>> Steve: I THOUGHT IT WAS A A STRONG OBSERVATION >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS,
"OKAY, BUT WHO IS DOING THEIR SEWING ON TOP OF A HAYSTACK? [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> Steve: THAT'S A THINKER THAT'S OLD SCHOOL THINKING
>> Jimmy: OLD SCHOOL, YEAH IT'S LIKE, COME ON YEAH, LIKE, "YOU KNOW HOW HARD
MY DAY WAS?" >> Steve: "WHAT'S THAT?" >> Jimmy: "YOU KNOW MY NEEDLE I
HAVE?" >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: "WELL, I HAD TO GO
LOOK FOR IT. >> Steve: "WHERE WHERE'D YOU HAVE TO LOOK FOR
IT?" >> Jimmy: "WELL, I -- I WAS DOING MY SEWING ON TOP OF
A HAYSTACK." >> Steve: "WHAT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"THAT SEEMS AWFUL. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
OOH, MAN >> Steve: OH. >> Jimmy: ALMOST WORSE THAN THE OTHER ONE
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: AGAIN, I WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE, THESE DON'T
NECESSARILY GET BETTER [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S LOOK AT THIS NEXT ONE,
HERE, IT GOES, "THE FIRST GUY TO EVER USE A TINY PIECE OF SHARP METAL TO ATTACH TWO
PIECES OF WOOD WAS PROBABLY LIKE, 'NAILED IT.' [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> Steve: COME ON. THAT'S CLEVER.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW - >> Steve: YOU DON'T LIKE THIS
ONE EITHER >> Jimmy: SOME PEOPLE ARE DANCING.
SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST LIKE, "NO, I'M WAITING. >> Steve: SAY, "I'M DONE WITH
THIS." >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. >> Steve: WOAH
[ CHEERS ] WOAH, WOAH 138.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD THAT MIGHT BE -- SO FAR, THAT'S BY FAR -
>> Steve: IT'S MORE THAN DOUBLED THE OTHER ONES >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S DOUBLE,
DEFINITELY, YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WeTWEET!
>> Jimmy: NEXT UP, SAYS, "MY FAVORITE WINTER ACTIVITY IS WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE FALL
WHILE DOING WINTER ACTIVITIES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NOW THEY'RE LOOSENED
UP YEP. *
>> Jimmy: YEP. >> Steve: SLIDING ON THE ICE >> Jimmy: I FEEL GOOD.
>> Steve: YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS ONE >> Jimmy: I FEEL GOOD ABOUT
THIS ONE TARIQ, YOU FEEL GOOD >> Tariq: YEAH, I MEAN, I THINK
THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT'S GONNA GET. >> Jimmy: WHAT
>> Tariq: I THINK THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT'S GOING TO GET. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH. >> Jimmy: BUT WE STILL HAVE ONE MORE AFTER. >> Tariq: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, I
DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT, THE LAST ONE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU THINK THIS IS IT. >> Tariq: I THINK THIS IS IT >> Steve: YOU THINK THIS IS THE
HIGHEST ONE. >> Tariq: YEAH THIS IS THE STOP AT THE
HAYSTACK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHOA
>> Steve: OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
WOW. >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT ONE'S GONNA BE THE WINNER.
IT'S GONNA BE THE TOP OF THE HAYSTACK ALL RIGHT.
>> Tariq: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE NEXT -- >> Jimmy: NO, DON'T PUT YOUR
CLICKER DOWN YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR CLICKER DOWN
>> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD NO, COME ON.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE IN IT TO WIN IT, MAN. >> Tariq: THIS IS A CLICKER
DROP [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, THEY WORK, THEY
WORK >> Tariq: OKAY, OKAY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS LAST
ONE. >> Steve: THIS IS THE LAST ONE, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: LAST ONE HERE SAYS, "SOMETIMES I WATCH AN ENTIRE MOVIE BECAUSE THE REMOTE IS ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM." [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE FAITH.
>> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: GEORGE MICHAEL SAID IT BEST, "YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE
FAITH. >> Steve: OH YEAH. YOU'VE GOT TO RISK IT TO GET
THE BISCUIT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, HE SAID THAT TOO
>> Steve: I'M GOING YES ON THIS ONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE I'M
VOTING YES ON THAT. >> Tariq: I MEAN, OF COURSE. WE'VE ALL DONE THAT.
AT LEAST YOU AND HIGGINS AND I HAVE
>> Jimmy: YES. >> Tariq: FOR SURE BUT I MEAN, THESE GUYS -
>> Steve: MY BACK IS GONE. >> Jimmy: YOU THINK THAT THEY'RE LIKE -- THEY'RE LIKE, A VERY
FIT AUDIENCE >> Tariq: YEAH, I THINK THEY'RE FIT.
I THINK THIS AUDIENCE WANTS WHAT THEY WANT, AND THEY'RE GOING TO GET UP AND THEY'RE
GOING TO GO GET THE REMOTE [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT RUNNING
FOR PRESIDENT. I MEAN, COME ON. I LOVE THE AUDIENCE MORE THAN
YOU DO >> Steve: I THINK IT'S THE BEST AUDIENCE IN THE WORLD.
>> Jimmy: IN THE WORLD >> Steve: THAT'S WHAT I THINK. [ CHEERS ]
>> Steve: NEW YORK CITY AUDIENCES. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
LET'S SEE -- LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. OH, NO
* [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S NOT THE WINNER!
THE WINNER IS NUMBER FOUR RIGHT HERE THAT IS THE TWEET RIGHT THERE.
[ BELL DINGS ] "FAVORITE WINTER ACTIVITY IS WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE FALL."
I WILL POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED,
GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A "WeTWEET" AND ENJOY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
AL PACINO AND LOGAN LERMAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> SO I WOULD JUST GET UP AND GO INTO MY BATHROOM, 'CAUSE THIS WAS IN MY OFFICE WE WOULD
PLAY AND I'D LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THERE WERE THE OLD GUYS,
KNOWN ME ALL MY LIFE, AND I JUST WOULD - [ LAUGHTER ]
JUST YELL OUT -- I WOULD JUST YELL OUT - >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
>> AS I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR, "I'M BEAUTIFUL!" [ LAUGHTER ]
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
THE STARS OF "HUNTERS," WHICH RETURNS FOR SEASON TWO THIS FRIDAY ON PRIME VIDEO.
PLEASE WELCOME AL PACINO AND LOGAN LERMAN
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THEY CALL ME A HUNTER THAT'S MY NAME *
* A PRETTY WOMAN LIKE YOU CALL ME A HUNTER * >> Jimmy: COME ON NOW.
THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT COME ON. THAT'S NOT TOO SHABBY.
DO YOU GUYS GET STANDING OVATIONS WHEREVER YOU GO >> OH, HE DOES
>> I GOT ONE OUTSIDE HERE. >> Jimmy: YOU DID? YEAH
>> YES BUT IT WAS HIM >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY WERE
STANDING FOR YOU >> YEAH, YOU STOOD >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, AL, I'M SO
PSYCHED YOU'RE ON THE SHOW LOGAN, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW
AL, WE'VE NEVER MET. >> NO. >> Jimmy: BUT PEOPLE HAVE
ALWAYS ASKED ME TO DO AN IMPRESSION OF YOU. AND I DON'T REALLY HAVE A GREAT
ONE. NO, I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT I PROMISE.
I'M NOT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> NO, IT'S COOL
IT'S COOL. >> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE A GREAT ONE OF YOU
BECAUSE I'M SUCH A FAN OF YOUR WORK, BUT IT'S -- YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED ALL THROUGHOUT YOUR
CAREER AND YOU'VE DONE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS
>> YES >> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE "SCARFACE" AND, YOU KNOW,
"SCENT OF A WOMAN. SO I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO DO
SO WHEN I DO AN IMPRESSION, IT'S ALL CONFUSED AND IT SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE YOU
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> SORT OF A MONTAGE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, TONY MONTAG-A IS WHAT I CALL IT. YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE
AND LOGAN, I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE BACK. >> I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE
THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, I GAVE YOU A -- I
GAVE YOU A GIFT. >> A THERMOMETER YOUR "SNL" THERMOMETER
IT'S THE PRIZED POSSESSION IN MY HOUSE I HAVE IT IN MY KITCHEN.
IT'S, LIKE, THE THING. >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T BELIEVE THIS -
>> I SHOW PEOPLE WHEN THEY COME IN >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T BELIEVE
THIS, BUT THEN YOU BROUGHT A A PHOTO. THIS IS THE THERMOMETER THAT I
GAVE YOU >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." >> YES, IT'S RIGHT ON THE COOKBOOKS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S A THERMOMETER >> YEAH.
ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: VERY THANKFUL THAT YOU KEPT THAT.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING IT WAS AN HONOR. I MEAN, THAT'S SO COOL
AND NOT TO MENTION I'M, LIKE, A HUGE "SNL" FAN SO TO HAVE THIS PIECE OF
HISTORY FROM "SNL," FROM YOU, IT JUST MEANT A LOT. I LOVE IT.
>> Jimmy: LOGAN, YOU AND AL HAVE GOTTEN TO KNOW EACH OTHER DOING THIS SERIES TOGETHER
AND AL INVITED YOU OVER TO POKER NIGHT OVER AT HIS -- >> OH, YES
POKER. >> Jimmy: YOU PLAYED - >> WHEN WAS THAT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> PRE-PANDEMIC. IT WAS BEFORE --
>> PRE-PANDEMIC. >> YEAH, IT WAS A WHILE AGO. IT WAS BEFORE --
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THAT LIKE PLAYING -- ARE YOU A BIG POKER PLAYER, AL
>> WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT I WAS, BUT PERHAPS I AM >> Jimmy: YEAH, WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, I WAS NERVOUS, THOUGH, TO PLAY WITH YOU BECAUSE I
THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE AMAZING AND, LIKE, ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE INCREDIBLE
AND I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY AND I WAS LIKE -
>> OH, YEAH. BUT YOU SEE, THESE -- THE GAMES THAT WE USED TO HAVE, THEY'RE
VERY LOW STAKES, YOU KNOW. BUT THEY WERE -- BECAUSE ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE.
>> YEAH. >> PEOPLE WHO WORK, PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T
SO IT WAS A VERY - >> IT'S JUST STORY TIME. AND, LIKE, I JUST REMEMBER
THERE WAS, LIKE, A WHOLE TABLE OF PASTRAMI. >> YEAH, AND -- OH, PASTRAMI
>> IT WAS PASTRAMI AND STORIES, AND THAT WAS IT. >> Jimmy: PASTRAMI IS GOOD
>> AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY." IT'S A SAFE SPACE. >> OH, YOU HAVE YOUR OLD -
>> WE CAN PLAY >> YEAH. >> YEAH, IT WAS GREAT.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU GOOD - >> HAVING YOUR OLD FACTION, AND YOU'RE HAVING YOUR YOUNG
FACTION. >> Jimmy: BUT DO YOU HAVE A THING?
ARE YOU A GOOD BLUFFER ARE YOU A GOOD POKER - >> NO, NO.
I'M NOT. I DON'T -- I DON'T -- YOU DON'T NEED TO BLUFF WHEN IT'S SO LOW,
THE STAKES >> YEAH. >> YOU JUST GO IN OR GO OUT.
>> Jimmy: JUST GO AND TO PLAY. >> YEAH, YOU JUST PLAY >> Jimmy: YOU JUST PLAY, YEAH.
>> IT WAS HANG OUT TIME. >> BUT I USED TO DO ONE THING THAT I REMEMBER, WHICH PEOPLE
WILL EITHER FIND FUNNY -- BUT THE PEOPLE WHO I WAS PLAYING WITH DIDN'T FIND IT FUNNY.
BUT I FOUND IT FUNNY BECAUSE THEY WERE A LOT OF OLD FRIENDS, FRIENDS I'VE KNOWN
SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER ACTUALLY, SOME OF THEM AND WHAT I WOULD DO IS, IN THE
MIDDLE OF A GAME -- I JUST LIKE TO PLAY CARDS BECAUSE IT'S SO MUCH FUN
THE GAMES -- WE USED TO MIX UP THE GAMES, DIFFERENT GAMES >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YOU HAD TEXAS HOLD 'EM. YOU HAD OMAHA AND ALL KINDS OF GAMES.
>> Jimmy: YEP. SO I WOULD JUST GET UP AND GO INTO MY BATHROOM BECAUSE IT
WAS -- IN MY OFFICE, WE WOULD PLAY AND I'D LOOK IN THE MIRROR, AND
THERE WERE THE OLD GUYS THAT HAD KNOWN ME ALL MY LIFE AND I JUST WOULD -
[ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD JUST YELL OUT -- I WOULD JUST YELL OUT, AS I
LOOKED IN THE MIRROR, "I'M BEAUTIFUL! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?"
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "WHY DIDN'T" - >> AND I WOULD THINK THEY WOULD
HEAR IT IN THE OTHER ROOM, YOU KNOW [ APPLAUSE ]
>> EVERYONE IS JUST CONFUSED, LIKE, "WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE?
>> EXCEPT FOR MARTY BREGMAN, WHO WAS MY PRODUCER THAT KNEW ME A LONG TIME
HE WOULD SAY, "HE'S BEING FUNNY," YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NEVER GOOD WHEN YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE THAT
YOU'RE BEING FUNNY I LOVE IT. "I'M BEAUTIFUL
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?" >> IT'S SO GOOD. >> I'M SO GLAD YOU PEOPLE LIKE
IT >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, I THOUGHT THAT'S -- I'M GONNA STEAL THAT
BIT. I'M GONNA STEAL THAT BIT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I LIKE IT. I'M GOING TO DO IT TONIGHT >> I HAVE A COUPLE OF OTHERS,
WHICH I WON'T GO INTO NOW. BUT YOU'LL PROBABLY -- WE'LL PROBABLY GET THERE SOMEHOW
>> Jimmy: I WAS READING ABOUT YOU. AND BEFORE YOU GOT INTO -- THIS
WAS PROBABLY IN THE '60s -- YOUR CAREER TOOK OFF YOU WERE WRITING SKETCH COMEDY
AND DOING -- >> ACTUALLY, I WAS I WAS DOING -- I HAD A PARTNER
WHO HAS SINCE GONE BUT WHEN WE WERE YOUNG -- WE WERE, LIKE, 19, 20 YEARS OLD
WE WOULD GET TOGETHER AND DO THESE SKITS TOGETHER AND I GUESS THEY WERE A WAY OF
JUST -- AND THEN WE WENT FURTHER. AND WE WERE, LIKE, PARTNERS.
BUT THE SECOND CITY -- HE WENT SECOND CITY WAY BACK THEN. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> HE WAS QUITE GOOD AND BRUCIE COHEN -- HE'S GONE, BUT HE WAS QUITE GOOD.
AND I REMAINED -- I LIKED DOING IT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I WAS ALWAYS SO DEPRESSED THAT BY
GETTING UP AND BRINGING IT OUT LIKE THAT, I'D FEEL MUCH BETTER
>> Jimmy: JUST MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH, YEAH. >> AND IT WAS NICE TO HAVE AN
AUDIENCE, A LIVE AUDIENCE. THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS KEEP COMING BACK TO THE THEATER.
IF YOU KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME, I DO MOVIES, AND I DO THEATER.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND BECAUSE -- I HAVE A A STORY FROM THAT.
YOU SEE, I TRIED TO MOVE THIS TO THAT BECAUSE I GOT A NICE STORY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> PLEASE. >> WE ALL WANT TO HEAR IT.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE - >> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS
I KNOW JIMMY HASN'T. AND I DON'T THINK ANY OF YOU HAVE REALLY.
WELL, I WAS A YOUNG ACTOR WORKING IN BOSTON, AND I WAS IN THIS PLAY, "THE BASIC TRAINING
OF PAVLO HUMMEL," IF YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF IT >> Jimmy: YES.
>> DAVID RABE IS A GREAT PLAYWRIGHT AND WE WERE IN BOSTON
PERFORMING AND I REMEMBER IT WAS A LONG PLAY, AND I HAD THE LEAD THE IN
IT AND I WAS PLAYING THE PLAY AND I WAS OUT THERE FOR
A WHILE. AND THEN I NOTICED THAT ONE PART OF THE AUDIENCE, AS THOUGH
I WAS LOOKING OUT HERE, YOU KNOW I WAS PLAYING THE PART, BUT I
WAS FEELING SOMEONE'S EYES, LIKE, RIVETED ON ME. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT HAD EVER HAPPENED TO ME SO I WAS JUST, LIKE, STUNNED
AND I THOUGHT, "WHAT IS THIS?" AND I STARTED DOING THE PERFORMANCE FOR THAT PART OF
THE AUDIENCE AND I JUST KEPT GOING AND DOING IT
I THOUGHT, "OH, WOW, I'VE GOT TO SEE THESE EYES," YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YOU FELT THE
CONNECTION >> YEAH, THIS IS TOO MUCH. A HUGE CONNECTION.
IT WAS, LIKE, OVERPOWERING ME. I MEAN, IT WAS SO STEADY SO I THOUGHT -- FINALLY,
CURTAIN CALL COMES SO I'M GOING TO COME OUT, AND I AM GOING TO LOOK OVER IN THAT
CORNER SO CURTAIN CALL COMES, AND I GO OUT.
THAT'S THE FIRST THING I DO. I GO RIGHT TO THAT CORNER. AND I SEE THAT THERE'S TWO
SEEING EYE DOGS RIGHT IN THE AUDIENCE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> THAT'S A FACT THAT'S A TRUE STORY.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU FELT THE CONNECTION >> I FELT THAT -- WELL, THEY'RE
SO RIVETED, YOU KNOW >> YEAH, YEAH. >> IT'S PART OF THEIR THING,
YOU KNOW, THAT THEY DO AND IT WAS AMAZING TO ME >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND THEN I THOUGHT, "THAT'S WHAT THEATER IS. YOU KNOW, THAT'S THEATER
>> Jimmy: THE MYSTIQUE >> A LOT OF THINGS -- YEAH A LOT OF THINGS HAPPEN
>> Jimmy: THE MYSTIQUE, THE MYSTERY, YEAH. LET'S TALK ABOUT THE SECOND AND
FINAL SEASON OF "HUNTERS." LOGAN, YOU SIGNED ON TO DO THE SHOW BEFORE AL WAS ATTACHED.
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE YOUR CO-STAR BE AL PACINO >> OH, MY GOD.
CAN YOU -- I MEAN, COME ON IT'S INCREDIBLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S, LIKE, THE GREATEST THAT'S EVER DONE IT, THE BEST ACTOR EVER
AND I JUST WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I FOUND OUT. AND TO BE ABLE TO SPEND SO MUCH
TIME WITH YOU HAS BEEN ONE OF THE GREATEST JOYS, LIKE, EXPERIENCES, EVERYTHING IN MY
LIFE I LEARNED SO MUCH, AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
>> OH, THANKS. >> BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, YOU'RE A TROVE OF INCREDIBLE STORIES.
AND I CAN SIT AND TALK WITH YOU FOR HOURS AND HOURS. >> THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY
ASKED ME ABOUT COMING ONTO THE SHOW I SAID, "WELL, YOU KNOW, I'VE
BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE. SO I GOT A LOT OF GO-TOS, YOU KNOW
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN COME UP WITH -- AUDIENCE CAN COME UP WITH
ANYTHING AND I'LL JUST - >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE A STORY? >> NO, DON'T
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT ANYTHING I'VE GOT A STORY FOR
EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: LOGAN, YOU GOT TO -- YOU SHOT THIS SHOW, THE SERIES,
IN PRAGUE. AND WHEN YOU WERE THERE, THERE WAS ANOTHER STAR STAYING AT
YOUR HOTEL AND I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU COULD TELL THAT STORY QUICKLY.
>> OH, YEAH, SURE. I'M LIKE, "YEAH, WHY DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HEAR A STORY
FROM ME? I'M LIKE, "TURN OFF MY MIC I WANT TO HEAR."
I'M SITTING HERE I'M CAPTIVATED I WANT TO HEAR YOU
YEAH, WE WERE SHOOTING IN PRAGUE, AND THEY HAD ANOTHER PRODUCTION -
THIS IS SO FUNNY MY STORY IS, LIKE, SO NOT AS INTERESTING.
BUT CHRIS HEMSWORTH WAS STAYING THERE, AND HE'S FILMING -- >> WHO'S HE?
>> HE'S AN ACTOR HE'S, LIKE, A GUY. A BIG GUY.
>> I KNOW, I KNOW. >> BIG, SWOLLEN DUDE BUT BASICALLY, THEY'RE DOING,
LIKE, "EXTRACTION 2. WE'RE FILMING OUT THERE. AND THIS IS AN ACTION SHOW, SO
YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE WORKING OUT AND THINGS LIKE THAT SO I WOULD ALWAYS GO TO THE
GYM, AND I WOULD BE STUCK WITH JUST ME AND CHRIS HEMSWORTH. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE EMASCULATING THAN WORKING OUT NEXT TO CHRIS HEMSWORTH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S BUILT >> AND MIND YOU, HE HAS NO IDEA WHO I AM
AND WE'RE DOWN THERE OFTEN AND WE START TALKING AND FOR SOME REASON, HE THOUGHT
I WAS A STUNT GUY ON HIS MOVIE [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO -
>> Jimmy: HERE'S THE BEST PART >> I NEVER TOLD HIM THAT I WASN'T, SO I JUST TOLD HIM -
PRETENDED I WAS JUST THE STUNT GUY ON HIS FILM, SHOWING UP EVERY DAY.
I'M LIKE, "YEAH, WORK WAS CRAZY YESTERDAY IN THE PRISON SET. YEAH, FOR SURE
DEFINITELY, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN." >> Jimmy: TO THIS DAY, DOES HE
KNOW - >> HE PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM
HE HAS NO IDEA [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CHRIS, IF YOU'RE
WATCHING, THIS IS LOGAN LERMAN, VERY TALENTED ACTOR. YOU'RE GONNA LIKE HIS STUFF.
HE'S A VERY TALENTED ACTOR >> BUT THAT WAS A FUNNY -- FUNNY LITTLE THING THAT
HAPPENED WHEN WE WERE FILMING THE SECOND SEASON. >> Jimmy: LOGAN, CAN YOU SET UP
WHAT "HUNTERS" IS -- WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE FINAL SEASON >> WELL, YEAH.
THIS FINAL SEASON, IT PLAYS IN THE CONSPIRACY THAT HITLER SURVIVED WORLD WAR II AND THAT
HE WAS ACTUALLY LIVING IN SOUTH AMERICA. AND SO OUR TEAM OF HUNTERS ARE
GATHERING -- ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER TO TRY TO TRACK HIM DOWN IN SOUTH AMERICA SOMEWHERE
AND BRING HIM TO JUSTICE >> Jimmy: HERE IS AL PACINO AND LOGAN LERMAN IN SEASON ONE
FINALE OF "HUNTERS." TAKE A LOOK.
>> HMM
>> IF I DON'T DO THIS -- IF I DON'T DO THIS, WHO AM I? WHO?
>> YOU'RE A BOY. THAT'S WHO YOU ARE YOU DIDN'T EVEN BRING ME THE
WOLF YOU BROUGHT ME A [ BLEEP ] SURGEON.
>> I [ BLEEP ] FOUND YOU I FOUND YOU. >> JONAH, DON'T LET THIS MAN
DESTROY YOUR LIGHT TOO >> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO >> YOU DESTROYED MY [ BLEEP ]
WORLD. >> OH, I DESTROYED YOUR WORLD? YOU WAS A [ BLEEP ] KID RUNNING
AROUND THE STREETS I GAVE YOU THE WORLD WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT?
>> JONAH, HE WANTS YOU TO KILL DON'T GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS >> YOU THINK I WANT TO LIVE?
GO AHEAD ONLY THE HUNT LIVES. *
>> JONAH, NO, PLEASE >> DO YOU UNDERSTAND ONLY THE HUNT.
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] >> YOU KNOW THERE WILL BE ANOTHER --
YOU CAN'T DO WHAT YOU THINK IS NECESSARY. >> AMEN.
>> AH! >> Jimmy: OOH! AL PACINO AND LOGAN LERMAN,
EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "HUNTERS" SEASON TWO BEGINS
STREAMING ON PRIME VIDEO THIS FRIDAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW. STICK AROUND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT
GUEST FROM HIS WORK IN THE BLOCKBUSTER "HARRY POTTER" FILMS.
HE NOW STARS IN THE ACCLAIMED SERIES "SERVANT. THE FOURTH AND FINAL SERIES
PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY, EXCLUSIVELY ON APPLE TV PLUS PLEASE WELCOME RUPERT GRINT.
* >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A LOT OF LOVE FOR RUPERT GRINT WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT
SHOW." YOU LOOK GOOD, BUD HOW'S THE FAM?
HOW'S -- >> GOOD. YEAH, WE'RE DOING GOOD
SHE'S -- WEDNESDAY'S NEARLY THREE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
ARE YOU PROUD OF THE NAME, WEDNESDAY, SEEING -- >> WELL, YEAH, I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: SEEING THE SUCCESS OF - I MEAN, YOU TIMED THAT ONE OUT
>> GLAD WE KIND OF GOT IN THERE. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE AHEAD OF THE
CURVE. >> THERE'S GONNA BE A BOOM, A "WEDNESDAY" BOOM
>> Jimmy: OH, EVERYONE'S GONNA BE NAMED WEDNESDAY NEXT YEAR [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> IT'S A GOOD NAME, I STAND BY IT >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED IT
WHAT IS SHE INTERESTED IN? WHAT IS SHE INTO >> UM, SO MANY THINGS.
I MEAN, SHE'S KIND OF PRINCESS CRAZY AS WELL. BUT SHE'S STRUGGLING A LITTLE
BIT WITH KIND OF ADJUSTING TO U.K. LIFE. SHE SPENT MOST OF HER TIME IN
AMERICA, SO SHE'S MISSING SOME KIND OF CULTURE -- >> Jimmy: DID YOU FILM
"SERVANT" HERE IS THAT -- >> WE DID.
WE FILMED IT IN PHILADELPHIA SO SHE'S - >> Jimmy: PHILLY, SO SHE LOVES
PHILLY >> SHE DOES LOVE PHILLY. SHE LOVES HOAGIES.
SHE LOVES WATER RIDES. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ SCATTERED CHEERS ]
>> AND, I MEAN, THE BIG -- THE BIG ONE -- THE BIG ONE IS TARGET.
[ LAUGHTER ] SHE IS OBSESSED WITH TARGET. >> Jimmy: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, MY
KIDS TOO >> OH, REALLY? >> Jimmy: LOVE IT.
>> SHE'D CHOOSE THAT OVER GOING TO THE PARK, ZOO >> Jimmy: OVER DISNEY,
ANYTHING "LET'S GO TO TARGET. >> BUT SHE LOVES GOING TO
DIFFERENT TARGETS, AND KIND OF SEEING HOW THE LAYOUT IS KIND OF SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND SOMETIMES SHE DOESN'T BUY ANYTHING
SHE JUST WANTS TO KIND OF BROWSE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THE TOY AISLES >> THE TOY AISLE IS DEFINITELY A DRAW, BUT SHE'S MORE INTO LIP
BALM, TO BE FAIR [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE LIP BALM SECTION
>> LIP BALM. >> Jimmy: BUT SHE'S SO INTO TARGET THAT YOU BUILT A LITTLE
TARGET PLAY STORE FOR HER -- >> YEAH, I DID, YEAH >> Jimmy: -- IN YOUR HOUSE
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> JUST -- YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ]
I THINK I'VE -- I THINK I'VE DEFINITELY CAPTURED THE -- I'VE CAPTURED ESSENCE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, YOU HAVE ALL THE GIFT CARDS THERE, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY
BUT SHE'S TINY HOW OLD IS SHE TWO AND A HALF
>> SHE'S TWO AND A HALF, YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: SO, WHAT DOES SHE
JUST ROAM AROUND AND TALK TO EVERYBODY? >> YEAH, SHE'S CHATTY.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT SHE LOVES
TARGET >> IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST DIFFICULT CONVERSATIONS TELLING
HER THAT SHE LIVES IN A COUNTRY THAT DOESN'T HAVE A TARGET >> Jimmy: YEAH
YEAH, U.K. DOES NOT HAVE - >> DON'T HAVE IT I'VE SHOWN HER THE KIND OF --
OUR EQUIVALENT, BUT IT JUST DOESN'T -- >> Jimmy: DOESN'T HOLD UP?
NO, NO WELL, TARGET, GET ON THE BALL. GO OVER -- LET'S GO -- LET'S GO
GLOBAL, YEAH WE WERE TALKING. I WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S ONE OF THE
FIRST THINGS YOU EVER BOUGHT?" AND I GO, "WHEN YOU GOT YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE, WHAT WAS YOUR
CAR? AND YOU HAD A VERY INTERESTING ANSWER
AND I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THIS. BUT THE FIRST CAR THAT YOU
BOUGHT, YOU BOUGHT A TRUCK >> I DID, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH
YOU BOUGHT AN ICE CREAM TRUCK. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MR. WHIPPY
>> IT'S A GREAT TRUCK. A GREAT TRUCK. >> Jimmy: IS MR. WHIPPY FAMOUS
IN --? >> YEAH, I DON'T BELIEVE - I GUESS THE EQUIVALENT -
IT'S MR. FROSTY IS WHAT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
>> YEAH, IT'S KIND OF AN ICONIC SOFTSERVE. I'VE ALWAYS LOVED THE TRUCKS
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT'S SOMETHING I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE
IT'S NOSTALGIC, IT'S THE MUSIC, IT'S - I MEAN, IT'S THE MOST
IMPRACTICAL FIRST CAR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S A TERRIBLE FIRST
CAR. >> BECAUSE IT HAS ONE SEAT, AND THE REST OF IT IS -- IT'S ALL
FREEZER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHERE DOES IT --
WHERE DO YOU EVEN DRIVE TO TAKE YOUR TEST? THE TEACHER CAN'T BE IN THE
VEHICLE. >> YEAH, I KNOW. I DIDN'T ACTUALLY --
>> Jimmy: TAKE THE TEST ON THE THING. >> BUT IT WAS MY EVERYDAY CAR
FOR A WHILE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DROVE MR. WHIPPY
AROUND >> YEAH, I DID BUT THEN IT WAS -- I DID FEEL
A LITTLE BIT KIND OF CREEPY DRIVING A ICE CREAM VAN AROUND [ LAUGHTER ]
WITH NO ICE CREAM IN IT. IT NEVER HAD ICE CREAM IN IT >> Jimmy: YOU NEVER USED IT FOR
ICE CREAM? >> NO, THE ONLY TIME I EVER DID WAS ACTUALLY, I TOOK IT ON THE
LAST DAY OF FILMING "DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 2. THEY HAD, LIKE, A MARIACHI
BAND, AND I BROUGHT THE VAN TO SELL ICE CREAM TO THE CREW, AND -- YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SO, YOU DID USE IT >> I DID USE IT. FOR THOSE KIND OF EVENTS, IT'S
PERFECT. >> Jimmy: IS IT HARD TO PARK THIS THING
>> IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO PARK AND ALSO YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU PARK
BECAUSE OTHER ICE CREAM MEN ARE VERY TERRITORIAL [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S DANGEROUS >> Jimmy: IT SOUNDS LIKE A A NIGHTMARE TO ME.
>> IT'S KINDA LIKE A MAFIA, YEAH >> Jimmy: IT SOUNDS LIKE A
A NIGHTMARE. BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT "SERVANT," I WANT TO TALK ABOUT --
MENETION YOUR NEW FILM COMING OUT NEXT MONTH CALLED "KNOCK AT THE CABIN.
NO, NO, NO, I KNOW M. KNIGHT SHYAMALAN IS JUST A GENIUS
BUT, I MEAN, IT LOOKS FRIGHTENING. I THINK THE TRAILER GOT, LIKE,
OVER 22 MILLION VIEWS ALREADY BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT SCARED ABOUT IT.
ARE YOU GETTING USED TO KNIGHT AT ALL LIKE, AND THE TWISTS AND TURNS
THAT HE DOES >> YEAH, I AM. I'M KIND OF GETTING MORE KIND
OF ACCLIMATIZED TO IT. I LOVE KNIGHT. I'VE KIND OF GOT TO KNOW HIM,
EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH DID YOU KNOW HE SURPRISED ME
ONCE, JUST BEING IN THE AUDIENCE, DIDN'T TELL ME >> YEAH, I SAW -- I SAW THAT
>> Jimmy: IT WAS BIZARRE I WAS JUST WALKING AND I GO, "ARE YOU M. KNIGHT SHYAMALAN?"
HE'S LIKE, "HOW YOU DOING MAN? THAT'S FRIGHTENING YOU CAN'T JUST BE IN THE
AUDIENCE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S CLASSIC.
IT'S CLASSIC KNIGHT. IT'S A TWIST IT'S A TWIST
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S CLASSIC KNIGHT IT'S A TWIST ON EVERYTHING,
YEAH LET'S TALK ABOUT "SERVANT. THIS IS THE FOURTH, THIS IS THE
FINAL SEASON CONGRATS ON A GREAT RUN. BUT NOW THE SERIES COMING TO AN
END, ARE THERE QUESTIONS -- WILL THEY BE ANSWERED? OR ARE THEY -- IS THERE
TWISTIES AND TURNS IN THIS >> I MEAN, YEAH, THERE'S A LOT OF QUESTIONS
I THINK THIS SEASON KIND OF DOES ITS BEST TO ANSWER. AND IT'S GREAT
IT'S SO NICE TO BE -- BECOME A A PART OF THIS SHOW. I LOVE IT, I LOVE THE CAST
IT'S BEEN KIND OF THE LONGEST THING I'VE BEEN A PART OF SINCE POTTER, SO IT'S A REAL FAMILY,
AND IT'S - >> Jimmy: IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO SET UP THIS LAST
SEASON, OR SET UP WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, OR NO >> AGAIN, IT'S REALLY HARD FOR
ME TO TALK ABOUT I DON'T WANT TO -- THERE'S SO MANY KIND OF LOOSE
ENDS BUT IT'S A VERY SATISFYING ENDING, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
>> Jimmy: I'LL TAKE THAT I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S RUPERT GRINT IN
"SERVANT." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> FANTASTIC, ISN'T IT
HER GIFTS GROW EVERY DAY YOU MUST BE IN AWE >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> SHE DID THIS SO PROTECT US FROM THOSE WHO WISH TO DO US HARM
DON'T YOU SEE? THERE'S A WAR AFOOT. SHE'S SHIELDING US, SHIELDING
YOUR FAMILY. >> GOD, YOU PEOPLE ARE SOMETHING ELSE
SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT I THINK IT'S MORE OF AN ISSUE OF HYGIENE AND NEGLIGENCE, NOT
VOODOO >> YOU CAN FEEL IT, CAN'T YOU? WHEN YOU'RE CLOSE TO HER, THERE
IS SOMETHING THAT PULLS YOU IN, TELLS YOU THAT SHE IS THE WAY. IT'S HER POWER
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RUPERT GRINT, EVERYBODY.
SEASON FOUR OF "SERVANT" PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM DRY CLEANING
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "HOT PENNY DAY" FROM THEIR ALBUM "STUMPWORK," GIVE IT UP FOR
DRY CLEANING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* IF I COULD LIVE
ACROSS THE ROA FROM A BOOT FAIR * * WOULDN'T THAT
BE SOMETHING * * IF I'M THIN AS A BEAN POL I CAN SLIP
THROUGH THE FENCE * * I'M NOT HER TO PROVIDE BLANK
THEY CAN MAK THEIR OWN BLANK * * OUR RELATIONSHI
WELL IT'S NO WHAT YOU THINK IT IS * * HOT PENNY DAY
HOOKED OVER MA WOOLEN WOMAN * * I DON'T WAN
TO EMPTY YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AND GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES BUT *
* I GUESS I DON'T EVER AS FOR WHAT I WAN I SEE MALE VIOLENC
EVERYWHERE * * BEAUTIFUL FACE SOFTNESS I THINK BIG SOFT BED CLU
HAZMAT SUIT YEAH HEALTH FIRST * * ARE THESE EXPOSED WIRES
ALL GOOD NEAR THE STEA HOOKED OVER MA WOOLEN WOMAN *
* I DON'T WAN TO EMPTY YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AND GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES *
* BUT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF WHAT THEY CAL THREE FINANCIAL ECLIPSES *
* IS IT STILL OKA TO CALL YO MY DISCO PICKLE *
* TO RECOGNIZE A SMIL TRY THINKING OF A CHAMELEON OR A PAC-MAN *
* WHAT'S HER NAME OVER THERE SAY DON'T FORGET TO BRING BACK
THE BLUE SHEET * * CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYIN I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME
AND I DIDN'T GO TO BED * * *
* IT'S HOT PENNY DA IT'S A SPOOK OUT *
* I'M NOT HER TO PROVIDE BLANK THEY CAN MAK
THEIR OWN BLANK * * CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYIN CAN'T YOU SE
MY BLOODSHOT EYES * * HORSE HEAD TE BAD TASTE BEAR
EVERY DAY * * I'VE BEEN T THE TOP OF A MOUNTAI
THERE'S FIRE THERE EVERY SINGLE DAY * * KICK DRUM
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST A LONER * * AND THAT'S THAT
STIFF UNDERGARMENT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON.
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THANK YOU SO MUCH., DRY CLEANING, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CATCH THEM ON TOUR IN THE U.S. NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO AL PACINO, LOGAN LERMAN, RUPERT GRINT
DRY CLEANING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
BUH-BYE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE