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♪ It had to be you
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♪ It had to be you
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♪ I wandered around
And finally found ♪
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♪ The somebody who
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♪ Could make me be true ♪
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♪ Oh, could make me be blue
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♪ And even be glad
Just to be sad ♪
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♪ Thinkin' of you
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♪ Some others I've seen ♪
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♪ Might never be mean ♪
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♪ Might never be cross
Or try to be boss ♪
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♪ But they wouldn't do
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♪ To make me be true ♪
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♪ Or to make me be blue
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♪ And even be glad
Just to be sad ♪
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♪ Thinkin' of you
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♪ For nobody else
Gave me a thrill ♪
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♪ With all your faults
I love you still ♪
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♪ It had to be you
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♪ Wonderful you
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♪ It had to be you
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♪ Sha-la-la, sha-la-la
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♪ Sha-la-la
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♪ It had to be you
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♪ I wandered around
And finally found ♪
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♪ The somebody who
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♪ Somebody who
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♪ For nobody else
gave me a thrill ♪
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♪ With all your faults
I love you still ♪
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♪ It had to be you
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♪ Wonderful you
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♪ It had to be you ♪
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♪ Had to be you, babe
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♪ Yeah
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You want one of these?
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Oh! Enjoy.
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- Hey.
- Hey, could I get
a cranberry juice with ice?
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And vodka.
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- Just a splash.
- Sure.
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Actually, no.
No, um, no cranberry juice.
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Vodka, rocks.
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- Final answer. Thanks.
- You got it.
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Hey, way to show up late.
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Yeah. It's my specialty.
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I'm Will.
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Jane.
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So, are you here
for Sarah, or...
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- Fuck. Max? The groom.
- His name is Matt.
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- Matt.
- You know, I may have
missed the ceremony,
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- but at least I know the name of
the bride and the groom.
- Fair.
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So how do you guys
know each other?
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We used to
play in a band.
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- Oh, a band!
- Yeah.
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- Oh. So you're...
- Unfit for society?
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Well, I was gonna say
"musical," actually.
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Oh, no. That's 'cause
you didn't hear us yet.
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- What do you play?
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Um, I played drums.
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- Drums.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Wait,
please tell me you're not
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one of those drummers who sings.
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- You are.
- I am. I am. Yeah.
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- How about you?
- Oh, no. I don't play anything.
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No, I mean, why--
why are you here?
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Oh. Uh, well,
I went to school with Sarah,
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but I haven't seen her
since I left the city.
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Uh... is it dead?
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That looks dead.
Looks like a dead cat.
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Okay, well,
I'm not an expert on symbolism,
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but when a cat drops dead
at your wedding,
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- that cannot be a good omen.
- No...
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You know, when I first saw you,
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I thought that we should have
sex in the coat closet.
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Yeah?
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But I have had a few, so.
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Clearly I'm not
thinking that clearly.
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Yeah, well, you know, uh...
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clear thinking is--
is really overrated.
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Yeah, it wouldn't end well.
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Think at the beginning.
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And we are standing over
a dead cat right now,
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so that can't be a good sign.
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- Yeah...
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♪ Right about now, you got me
Hoping you're bluffing ♪
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♪ If you're leaving alone, then
You're leaving me nothing ♪
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♪ It's a long walk
With a short fuse ♪
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♪ Because it just ain't right
If I can't have you ♪
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Oh, fuck, this fucking dress.
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Here, turn around.
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♪ I'll shine for you
Like the North Star ♪
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- What is this thing, Fort Knox?
- Okay, just turn it--
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Okay, you know what? Forget it.
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Okay.
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♪ Sugar and spice,
It would be nice ♪
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♪ If we could agree, yeah
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♪ Sugar and spice,
The dark and the light ♪
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♪ Are you thinking 'bout me?
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Shit. Where are we?
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- What?
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I don't think
this is a good idea.
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- What's your point?
- Don't get me wrong,
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I really want to,
and I'm so fuckin' into you,
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but I... am kind of
in a weird place.
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Yeah, you're in a beach club
coat closet.
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- You think that, like, we could
just talk for a minute?
- Talk?
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Yeah. Just talk.
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Could you get the hell
out of my way, please?
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What's going
on back there?
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Well... uh,
we were about to fuck,
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but I guess he--
he had a change of heart.
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That's-- that's not
what happened.
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Okay.
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Hey! Can you just give me
a chance to explain?
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- You really don't have to.
- No, it's-- it's--
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- it's complicated.
- No, I bet it's real
fuckin' simple.
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- No, come on. Don't leave.
- Well...
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I mean, I just told
everyone within earshot
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we were about to have
sex on their coats,
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so no, there's no way
I'm going back in there.
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You did do that.
But also, you've been
doing a little drinking,
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so-- so maybe
you shouldn't drive.
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- Where you going?
- For a walk.
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Mmm...
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Hey, let me buy you a coffee.
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I'm fine.
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We're miles from anywhere.
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I don't want you to get
eaten up by coyotes.
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Are you sure you wanna walk?
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You sure you don't want
to sit up front?
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No. I feel like I'm gonna
be sick all of a sudden.
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Can we just, like,
sit here for a second?
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Of course, yeah.
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You left your gift.
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S--
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So, um, I'm a commercial
photographer...
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- Mmm.
- ...which-- which mostly means
I take pictures of, like,
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- espresso machines and current--
- Oh, God. Can we not do that?
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Can-- can we not do what?
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Talk about our lives?
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Yeah. We don't have to talk.
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We'll just sit in a, uh--
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in a parked car
in-- in complete silence.
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Sounds good.
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Silencio.
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- Silence. I could be quiet.
- All right, all right. Let's--
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- I don't have to talk.
- Let's just get this
over with. Um...
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I am a freelance writer,
and at the moment,
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I am researching an article
for Vanity Fair
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about a murder in the Hamptons,
which is why I'm in Sag Harbor.
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I feel like Vanity Fair
publishes an article about
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- a murder in the Hamptons,
like, once a month.
- Yeah, well,
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apparently the main thing
rich people like to do
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for fun in the Hamptons
is murder each other.
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- Um, let's see.
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Um... well, I'm an only child
from a strict Catholic family,
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which explains my penchant for
sleeping with guys at weddings.
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- So this is a regular thing?
- And I have three little
boys who I love very much.
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Wait, what?
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- I'm fucking with you.
- Oh.
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Except for the writer part
and the Catholic part.
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Look at this. We're-- we're
having a back-and-forth.
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- See, it wasn't so hard.
- Listen,
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I would keep asking you
questions about yourself,
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but honestly, I think
the only thing we have in common
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- is that we just shared
a humiliating sexual experience.
- That's nothing.
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Do you wanna know
the most humiliating
sexual experience of my life?
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- I don't.
- It might make you feel better.
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Mmm, pretty sure it won't.
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- It was with this girl
Jodi Dunn back in high school.
- I-- I don't care.
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She was the first person
to ever go down on me.
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You're just gonna steamroll
right on through, aren't you?
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And I came in my own eye.
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Wait, what?
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I ejaculated
into my own eyeball.
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Okay, go on.
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One night,
Jodi and I snuck off
into the woods.
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I had no idea what I was doing.
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♪ Oh, all the good times
That we shared ♪
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♪ Our breakin' all the rules
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♪ Well, I don't know, baby
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♪ Now something's changed,
You know ♪
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Oh, oh, whoa. Wait, wait.
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Jodi, slow down.
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Slow down--
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In porn circles,
that maneuver is known
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- as "the pirate's eye."
- Oh, my God!
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Jodi helped me
discover my love of photography.
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- So pretty.
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She lived five miles away,
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but it felt
like a whole other world.
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When my parents would fight,
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it would be
really passive aggressive.
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But her parents,
they would just... go at it.
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Um, do you wanna
drive around a little bit?
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Uh, I'm used to it.
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- Sure?
- Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Look at me.
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- Well, so what happened to her?
- Thought you weren't interested.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you embarrassed to tell me?
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I literally just told you
a story about me cumming
in my own eye.
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So, what, did you cum in hers?
Did you blind the poor girl?
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It's really not that far away.
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I know.
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I'm glad you're going.
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I mean,
if you stayed here with me,
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you'd probably just end up
working at the mall forever.
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No, it's not like that. Hey.
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It's not like
we're breaking up, okay?
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I'm-- I'm gonna come
visit you at Christmas, okay?
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- You're gonna forget about me.
- No!
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No way.
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You forgot about her,
didn't you?
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No. That's not it.
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After my last
final fall semester,
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I got in the car and I drove
down there to surprise her,
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and it did not go well.
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Wow, that is an impressive way
to break up with someone.
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I was pretty shattered.
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Yeah, we've all been there.
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I mean,
that was our special place.
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Wait, your special place was
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in the front seat of a car
in her driveway?
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Come on.
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Wait, I have a question.
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- Were you faithful to her?
- Yeah!
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Yeah...
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Well, it's not like
I was gonna propose to her.
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So, what, you just wanted a girl
you could have sex with
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- while you went home
on vacation?
- Of course I did. I was 18.
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So was she.
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This place
better have decent pie.
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Are you gonna eat that?
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No, no, no. It's all yours.
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Man, I haven't thought
about Jodi in so long.
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It's like I was
a different person.
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You never forget your first
heartbreak, that's for sure.
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Mm-hmm.
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- What was yours?
- No.
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No, we don't need to
get into all that, trust me.
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You know what?
I want my pie back.
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- What?
- Yeah. Just feeling hungry,
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and I think I want some pie.
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Are you reneging
on your pie offer?
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I'll make you a trade, okay?
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I'll give you some of this pie
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if you tell me
your first heartbreak.
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Can I
get you another slice?
248
00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:42,925
No. No, I think we're all right.
249
00:14:47,755 --> 00:14:52,935
- He drove a red '68 Mustang.
- Mmm.
250
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,938
- Okay, do you want me
to continue, or are you--
- Do you want that pie?
251
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,813
I can't get it.
252
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,380
Nah, nah.
253
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,208
That's not right,
that's not right.
254
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,166
All right, all you gotta do
is just hit the gas
255
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:09,081
- and pop the clutch, all right?
- Okay.
256
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,606
Don't be scared.
257
00:15:12,606 --> 00:15:14,086
♪ Out this town
258
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,176
♪ And so I'm leavin'
259
00:15:17,524 --> 00:15:20,788
♪ I'm gonna leave this town ♪
260
00:15:22,703 --> 00:15:24,227
♪ I ain't comin' back
261
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,620
♪ I never lose a tear
262
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:30,450
♪ When I think about the past
263
00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:33,714
♪ Don't hold me,
Don't hold me back ♪
264
00:15:37,544 --> 00:15:38,893
♪ Hey
265
00:15:47,728 --> 00:15:50,993
Wait, she thinks I'm with him
because I have low self-esteem?
266
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,560
Ha! Please. I don't think so.
267
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,823
How would Sister Rose even know?
She's a nun.
268
00:15:55,823 --> 00:15:57,347
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
269
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:58,652
So what's this
guy's deal, anyway?
270
00:15:58,652 --> 00:16:00,263
Where does he go to school?
271
00:16:01,742 --> 00:16:02,961
I'm not sure.
272
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,138
Okay, let's try
an easier question.
273
00:16:06,138 --> 00:16:07,705
What's his name?
274
00:16:08,227 --> 00:16:10,142
- Michael.
- What's his last name?
275
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:13,841
Hanrahan.
276
00:16:15,234 --> 00:16:16,627
Why?
277
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:17,932
Hanrahan.
278
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,762
Um...
where do you live?
279
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:29,466
I just--
280
00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:32,991
I just think maybe I should
meet your family sometime.
281
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,777
Wow.
That's a cute outfit.
282
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:40,868
- So was he your first?
- Yeah.
283
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:44,481
He also introduced me
to graffiti and petty theft.
284
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,352
Whoa, petty theft.
What a badass.
285
00:16:46,352 --> 00:16:48,006
Yeah.
286
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:51,183
It was partly
a great teenage romance
287
00:16:51,183 --> 00:16:53,533
and partly
a series of misdemeanors.
288
00:16:53,881 --> 00:16:55,927
So, what was he hiding?
289
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,715
One day he was supposed to
pick me up from school,
290
00:17:01,715 --> 00:17:03,630
but he didn't show.
291
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:07,286
So I went over to his house,
292
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,723
and I asked his mom
if he was home.
293
00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:12,552
He's-- he's...
294
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,121
How long was he sick?
295
00:17:17,557 --> 00:17:22,214
I don't really ever
remember him not being sick, so.
296
00:17:25,565 --> 00:17:28,525
Hey, once I'm, um--
once I'm done eating
dinner with my mom,
297
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:29,787
I'll come pick you up, okay?
298
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,703
Wait.
299
00:17:33,225 --> 00:17:34,487
You really want to?
300
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,099
Yeah.
301
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,057
Oh, okay. I just...
302
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,147
I mean, don't you
think that we should...
303
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:45,542
like, talk or something?
304
00:17:47,413 --> 00:17:49,023
What do you wanna talk about?
305
00:17:50,938 --> 00:17:54,116
The whole time we were together,
your dad was dying
306
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,378
and you didn't tell me about it.
307
00:17:56,683 --> 00:17:59,251
Michael, I'm so sorry.
I can't even imagine
308
00:17:59,251 --> 00:18:01,340
- what you're going through
right now.
- It's-- it's fine.
309
00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:03,734
I just--
Seriously, it's fine. I'm fine.
310
00:18:07,346 --> 00:18:08,521
I'll see you around, Jane.
311
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:10,915
Michael.
312
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:24,189
So he broke up with you.
313
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,454
I'm not sure we were
ever actually together.
314
00:18:28,454 --> 00:18:30,587
Well, maybe he just
wanted to keep you separate
315
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,545
from all the shit
that was going on in his life.
316
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:33,981
No, maybe he
just wanted to get laid.
317
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:36,593
I mean, having sex with you
318
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,290
was probably the best thing
in his life.
319
00:18:38,812 --> 00:18:40,597
It's probably pretty great.
320
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:44,949
It is pretty great.
321
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,473
I'm sure it is.
322
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:51,869
It's too bad you blew
your only chance to
experience it for yourself.
323
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,437
And that's definitely my loss.
324
00:19:00,312 --> 00:19:01,922
Okay, well, I'm stuffed.
325
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:05,056
- And I'm sober.
And I'm very tired.
- Wait.
326
00:19:05,404 --> 00:19:06,666
Let's get out of here.
327
00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:07,928
I got an idea.
328
00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:11,367
Well-- Okay. Just...
329
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,723
This one's for you,
Michael Hanrahan!
330
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,290
And for you, Jodi Dunn!
331
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:29,950
♪ Don't hold me,
Don't hold me back ♪
332
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,086
♪ Hey
333
00:19:42,963 --> 00:19:45,705
Holy shit. We're going here.
334
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:55,149
"Private property.
Trespassers will be prosecuted
335
00:19:55,149 --> 00:19:57,239
- to the full extent of the law."
- Huh.
336
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,719
That was easy. [grunts] Come on.
337
00:20:00,894 --> 00:20:02,200
Graceful.
338
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,552
- We're criminals!
339
00:20:16,388 --> 00:20:18,303
- This place is cool.
- Oh!
340
00:20:18,303 --> 00:20:21,263
Ey! Step right up.
Step right up,
341
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,352
let's see if you're tall enough
to ride this ride.
342
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,615
Ah, young lady, you're gonna
need to take your shoes off.
343
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,312
- Okay.
- All right, let's see.
344
00:20:27,312 --> 00:20:29,575
- Aw, man.
345
00:20:29,575 --> 00:20:32,535
- Aw, rats!
Better luck next time.
- Well, guess what?
346
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,972
I didn't wanna ride
The Rockin' Tug anyway, so.
347
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,756
Ooh. "Rockin' Tug"?
348
00:20:36,756 --> 00:20:38,584
That doesn't seem appropriate
for a kids' ride.
349
00:20:38,584 --> 00:20:40,586
Let's go over here.
350
00:20:40,586 --> 00:20:42,196
Come on.
351
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,164
Ooh.
352
00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,389
- This is amazing.
- It is.
353
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,391
- This is also how
we get arrested.
- Okay,
354
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,349
this place is clearly
out of commission.
355
00:21:04,349 --> 00:21:06,133
Nobody's coming for us,
I promise.
356
00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:08,353
- You promise?
- Yeah.
357
00:21:15,447 --> 00:21:18,537
- Oh.
- Oh! Hi!
358
00:21:18,537 --> 00:21:21,366
- Hey.
- Hi, sir, officer.
359
00:21:21,366 --> 00:21:23,760
Are you two aware
that you're on private property?
360
00:21:24,978 --> 00:21:26,893
Uh, yeah. We are.
361
00:21:26,893 --> 00:21:28,765
Uh, we actually lost our car,
362
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:30,854
and-- and we were looking
everywhere for it,
363
00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:33,378
and then we thought, "We gotta
get to the highest vantage point
364
00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:35,902
- to-- to find it," and-- and--
- Yeah, I dared him
to come up here.
365
00:21:35,902 --> 00:21:38,383
- I should get the cops out here.
- Oh, great.
366
00:21:38,383 --> 00:21:40,603
- Have 'em arrest you
for trespassing.
- Great.
367
00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:42,387
Okay, we'll be right down.
Come on.
368
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:56,401
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
369
00:22:03,277 --> 00:22:05,802
For the ride, Carl.
Appreciate it.
370
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:08,761
You're a legend.
371
00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:11,329
Okay, you got any more
breaking and entering plan,
372
00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:13,418
or are we just gonna
go rob a liquor store?
373
00:22:13,418 --> 00:22:15,594
- What do you think?
- No. I have seen
the error of my ways.
374
00:22:15,594 --> 00:22:17,727
Going straight from here on out.
375
00:22:18,423 --> 00:22:21,470
Come on, tell me more
about your checkered past.
I just-- I wanna hear it all.
376
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,646
I don't think either one of us
has enough time for that.
377
00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:25,691
I don't have anywhere to be.
I'll start.
378
00:22:26,039 --> 00:22:27,563
Is this how you seduce women?
379
00:22:27,998 --> 00:22:30,392
I haven't before,
but is it working?
380
00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:32,524
No, for real.
My memory is overcrowded.
381
00:22:32,524 --> 00:22:33,873
I think it
could use some unloading.
382
00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:37,877
- Yeah. I know what you mean.
- Fuck it.
383
00:22:37,877 --> 00:22:39,836
Let's just tell
each other everything. You know?
384
00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:41,925
Everybody we ever
loved or tried to love.
385
00:22:41,925 --> 00:22:45,581
No. That-- that sounds like
a potentially disastrous idea.
386
00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:48,410
I mean, what do we have to lose?
You're never gonna
see me after tonight.
387
00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:52,414
Yeah, I-- I guess
you're right about that.
388
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:54,981
All right,
so I'm happy to tell you
389
00:22:54,981 --> 00:22:56,592
a few more of
my romantic humiliations.
390
00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:00,987
Well, I promise not to laugh.
391
00:23:00,987 --> 00:23:03,076
I already know
you well enough to know
392
00:23:03,076 --> 00:23:05,427
- that's completely bullshit.
- I promise not to laugh much.
393
00:23:08,081 --> 00:23:09,343
Okay, then.
394
00:23:13,173 --> 00:23:15,785
So, my senior
year of college, I met a girl.
395
00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:17,308
A woman, actually.
396
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,484
Hey!
397
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:23,009
- Are you--
- Do you know where
the train station is?
398
00:23:23,009 --> 00:23:24,707
- Sorry?
- The train?
399
00:23:24,707 --> 00:23:26,839
- Oh.
- Yeah.
400
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:30,887
Uh... yeah...
it's about ten minutes that way.
401
00:23:33,193 --> 00:23:36,327
You-- Sorr--
You, uh-- you don't happen to--
402
00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:38,024
You don't go here, do you?
403
00:23:38,024 --> 00:23:39,722
No, I was just
visiting my cousin.
404
00:23:41,158 --> 00:23:42,551
- What's your name?
- Uh, Will.
405
00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:43,813
- Will.
- Hi.
406
00:23:43,813 --> 00:23:45,815
- Hi. I'm Eve.
- Hi.
407
00:23:45,815 --> 00:23:48,818
Will... will you walk
me to the train station?
408
00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:53,431
Okay. Oh, I-- I--
I'd really love to.
409
00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:55,651
I, uh-- I actually
have class right now,
410
00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:58,784
- but...
- Ohh! No, you don't.
411
00:23:58,784 --> 00:24:01,352
- Come on.
- Wha-- Okay.
412
00:24:07,663 --> 00:24:09,360
- I'm cumming.
- Oh, I'm cumming.
413
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,275
- I'm cumming, I'm cumming.
- Me too. Okay.
414
00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:15,148
Oh, my God.
415
00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:19,631
- That-- that was...
- You're welcome.
416
00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:28,640
Oh, my God.
417
00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:32,905
Oh, come on!
418
00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:35,212
Did that actually happen,
or did you dream it?
419
00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:36,692
I know.
420
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,520
- She's really hot.
- I know!
421
00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:42,175
I didn't know you
were a photographer.
422
00:24:42,175 --> 00:24:43,655
Well...
423
00:24:43,655 --> 00:24:45,178
...we didn't really, uh--
424
00:24:45,178 --> 00:24:46,702
we didn't really
do too much talking.
425
00:24:47,659 --> 00:24:49,139
No, I'm not a photographer.
426
00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:51,315
I just--
I just take some pictures.
427
00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:53,273
I'm not really sure
what I wanna be yet.
428
00:24:53,273 --> 00:24:54,797
I think
it's really clear what you are.
429
00:24:57,582 --> 00:24:59,584
Get dressed. And pack a bag.
430
00:24:59,584 --> 00:25:01,804
- We gotta go.
- Wait, what?
Where are we going?
431
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:05,590
You showed me your room,
and now I'm gonna show you mine.
432
00:25:12,118 --> 00:25:15,469
♪ Baby, do you think that
I could maybe try
And make it colder? ♪
433
00:25:15,469 --> 00:25:17,559
♪ Colder than
The etched-in stone ♪
434
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:19,648
♪ When I know I just wanna
Be your best friend ♪
435
00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:22,259
♪ Maybe you'll find
A time and place ♪
436
00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:24,870
♪ Well, maybe I like the rhyme
And taste of freedom ♪
437
00:25:24,870 --> 00:25:27,525
- Hi!
- Welcome home!
438
00:25:27,525 --> 00:25:29,614
This is Justine.
She's my roommate.
439
00:25:29,614 --> 00:25:31,311
- Hi.
- This is Will.
440
00:25:31,311 --> 00:25:33,226
I just found him
at Courtney's school.
441
00:25:33,226 --> 00:25:36,490
Oh, higher education.
Welcome to lower education.
442
00:25:36,490 --> 00:25:39,624
- I've heard that you don't come
empty-handed to a party.
443
00:25:39,624 --> 00:25:41,583
Actually,
my mom told me that, so.
444
00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:44,324
Oh, your mother
is a good woman, Will.
445
00:25:44,324 --> 00:25:47,327
- Never forget that.
- Okay, leave room for God.
446
00:25:47,327 --> 00:25:49,547
- I have to change. Sorry.
- Here you go.
447
00:25:49,547 --> 00:25:51,244
Jesus, Eve.
448
00:25:51,810 --> 00:25:53,812
Little past
your friend's bedtime.
449
00:25:53,812 --> 00:25:56,249
This is Will.
He's visiting for the weekend.
450
00:25:56,249 --> 00:25:57,773
So what do you do, Will?
451
00:25:57,773 --> 00:25:59,949
Feel free to make something up.
452
00:25:59,949 --> 00:26:02,516
Nobody at this party knows what
they came to New York to do.
453
00:26:02,516 --> 00:26:04,388
What did you come
to New York to do, Noah?
454
00:26:04,388 --> 00:26:06,651
I can't remember why
I came to New York
455
00:26:06,651 --> 00:26:08,305
except to sleep with you, Eve.
456
00:26:10,046 --> 00:26:11,525
Why are you here, kid?
457
00:26:12,918 --> 00:26:14,180
To sleep with Eve.
458
00:26:15,921 --> 00:26:17,270
Well played, young man.
459
00:26:30,283 --> 00:26:32,459
- Okay. All right, okay.
- What?
460
00:26:32,459 --> 00:26:34,636
- Take it easy.
I'm not going anywhere.
- Sorry.
461
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:37,073
Whoo, I don't think
I'm gonna make that last
train back tonight.
462
00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:40,598
What drugs did you take, exactly?
463
00:26:40,598 --> 00:26:42,905
Justine gave me
those blue pills,
464
00:26:42,905 --> 00:26:44,515
and then some purple pills.
465
00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:46,560
She gave you
blue and purple pills?
466
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,301
- Blue and purple.
- Wait, really?
467
00:26:48,301 --> 00:26:49,955
- Wait, what?
- Well, how many did you take?
468
00:26:49,955 --> 00:26:51,609
I don't know, like, three?
Or four?
469
00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:53,698
- Three or four?
- Yeah?
470
00:26:53,698 --> 00:26:56,092
- We have to call an ambulance!
- We have to call an ambulance?
471
00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:58,268
- What is the number?
- For an amb-- 911?
472
00:26:58,268 --> 00:26:59,965
What--
473
00:27:00,531 --> 00:27:02,533
Hello,
is this the ambulance?
474
00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:04,709
I have an emergency!
475
00:27:04,709 --> 00:27:06,624
You're-- you--
you are so full of shit.
476
00:27:09,932 --> 00:27:12,456
- I like this chick.
- Yeah, I did too.
477
00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:14,501
I pretty much lived
with her in New York,
478
00:27:14,501 --> 00:27:17,243
and then I'd just take the train
back whenever I had a test.
479
00:27:17,243 --> 00:27:20,943
So you dropped out of school
without actually having to
drop out of school.
480
00:27:20,943 --> 00:27:22,945
I put in a bare minimum
amount of effort.
481
00:27:22,945 --> 00:27:24,337
Hmm.
482
00:27:25,251 --> 00:27:27,253
Kinda sensing a pattern here.
483
00:27:37,829 --> 00:27:39,526
Yeah.
484
00:27:40,005 --> 00:27:42,051
♪ Oh, it's taking over ♪
485
00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:44,706
♪ Taking me over tonight
486
00:27:45,141 --> 00:27:47,883
♪ Yes, I feel it taking over ♪
487
00:27:47,883 --> 00:27:49,754
♪ Oh, it's taking over
488
00:27:49,754 --> 00:27:51,016
She wants to fuck you.
489
00:27:51,016 --> 00:27:53,149
What? No, she doesn't.
490
00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:55,412
If you went to talk to her,
you could take her home in,
491
00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:56,848
like, three minutes.
492
00:28:03,855 --> 00:28:06,684
Do you want me to take her home?
493
00:28:06,684 --> 00:28:08,555
I just want you to know
you could if you wanted to.
494
00:28:11,036 --> 00:28:12,385
What if I don't want to?
495
00:28:16,650 --> 00:28:18,000
Then you're gonna
come home with me.
496
00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:21,917
- Come on.
- Where are we going?
497
00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:26,225
- It's an Irish goodbye.
- What's an Irish goodbye?
498
00:28:26,704 --> 00:28:29,751
Suddenly, you're just...
not there.
499
00:28:32,971 --> 00:28:35,278
Okay, so you passed the test.
500
00:28:35,278 --> 00:28:37,759
I mean,
now when I think about it...
501
00:28:38,803 --> 00:28:40,631
there were a lot of tests.
502
00:28:41,153 --> 00:28:42,894
I guess it's gonna be a month
503
00:28:42,894 --> 00:28:44,243
before I can
come visit you again.
504
00:28:46,811 --> 00:28:48,726
Why do you have to
go back to school?
505
00:28:50,032 --> 00:28:51,860
'Cause I have to graduate.
506
00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:53,252
You do? Why?
507
00:28:54,384 --> 00:28:55,689
I don't know, but...
508
00:28:57,082 --> 00:28:58,780
Imagine. My parents
would freak out if I--
509
00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,346
Oh, my God.
510
00:29:00,346 --> 00:29:02,087
Who cares
what your parents think?
511
00:29:05,134 --> 00:29:06,265
Besides, I'll miss you.
512
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:18,190
Hey. Can I ask you something?
513
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:20,802
What?
514
00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:24,893
Why do you wanna be with me?
515
00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,546
You're irresistible.
516
00:29:26,546 --> 00:29:27,983
No, come on.
I'm ser-- I'm serious.
517
00:29:27,983 --> 00:29:29,332
- Why-- Can't--
518
00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:30,724
Can you tell me, like, why--
519
00:29:30,724 --> 00:29:32,509
why do you wanna be with me?
520
00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:39,168
Because every other guy
I've ever been with
has been really judgmental,
521
00:29:39,646 --> 00:29:43,912
and they walk through the world
with their arms crossed.
522
00:29:44,651 --> 00:29:50,614
You always have your arms open,
and it's beautiful.
523
00:29:54,531 --> 00:29:55,749
Who wouldn't
fall in love with that?
524
00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:01,364
You love me?
525
00:30:04,149 --> 00:30:05,672
Yeah.
526
00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:47,671
The Irish goodbye.
527
00:30:48,715 --> 00:30:49,891
You ever see her again?
528
00:30:51,936 --> 00:30:55,026
I called her a few times,
but she never picked up.
529
00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:57,028
I don't blame her, though.
530
00:30:58,073 --> 00:30:59,639
She should've known better,
531
00:30:59,639 --> 00:31:01,119
getting involved
with a college guy.
532
00:31:07,430 --> 00:31:10,041
I bet she didn't tell anyone
she loved them for a while
after that.
533
00:31:10,041 --> 00:31:12,261
You were so young! Okay?
534
00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:14,132
You didn't know
any other way to leave.
535
00:31:14,393 --> 00:31:17,570
I just wish I would've
ended things more gracefully.
536
00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:19,877
Yeah, but she was--
she was sick of dating these
537
00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:22,053
broken guys
who screwed her over,
538
00:31:22,053 --> 00:31:25,274
so she found a wide-eyed boy
she thought wouldn't hurt her.
539
00:31:25,274 --> 00:31:29,669
But you get hurt the most
by people you think
couldn't possibly hurt you.
540
00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:31,106
Mmm.
541
00:31:33,978 --> 00:31:35,414
Where'd you learn that?
542
00:31:36,981 --> 00:31:39,027
Well, that is
another story entirely.
543
00:31:43,118 --> 00:31:44,597
- Come in.
544
00:31:44,597 --> 00:31:47,078
Hi. Professor Fielding?
545
00:31:47,078 --> 00:31:48,993
Please don't
call me "Professor."
546
00:31:48,993 --> 00:31:50,429
That makes me feel
like I'm supposed to
547
00:31:50,429 --> 00:31:52,083
actually profess something.
548
00:31:54,129 --> 00:31:56,958
- I'm Wallace.
- Yeah, I know. Hi.
549
00:31:57,523 --> 00:31:58,742
I'm Jane.
550
00:31:59,612 --> 00:32:00,918
Nice to meet you, Jane.
551
00:32:03,747 --> 00:32:05,227
You know what? I should--
552
00:32:05,227 --> 00:32:07,316
I should actually get back.
553
00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:09,013
You-- What's wrong?
554
00:32:09,013 --> 00:32:11,102
Nothing. I just--
555
00:32:11,450 --> 00:32:13,148
I just have a deadline,
556
00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:15,019
and I wanna get an early
start tomorrow, so.
557
00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:36,301
- Really nice afternoon.
- Yeah.
558
00:32:36,301 --> 00:32:37,607
I mean it.
559
00:32:39,130 --> 00:32:40,436
It really was.
560
00:32:42,829 --> 00:32:43,961
I'm sad that you have to go.
561
00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:46,572
Yeah, me too.
562
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,749
Would you like
to have my number?
563
00:32:51,316 --> 00:32:53,188
Yes, I would.
564
00:32:53,188 --> 00:32:54,711
I would definitely like
to have your number.
565
00:32:56,756 --> 00:32:58,497
- Just...
- Here.
566
00:32:58,497 --> 00:33:00,282
...call me anytime, okay?
567
00:33:00,282 --> 00:33:02,066
If you're in the mood for pie
or trespassing,
568
00:33:02,066 --> 00:33:03,807
or you just wanna hear some more
569
00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:05,417
embarrassing stories
about my love life,
570
00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:06,679
you know I got
an endless supply.
571
00:33:06,679 --> 00:33:08,203
Well, you never know.
572
00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:09,508
I might
just take you up on that.
573
00:33:09,508 --> 00:33:10,770
Sounds good.
574
00:33:36,144 --> 00:33:39,277
Oh, my God, you're the guy
from the coat closet.
575
00:33:39,277 --> 00:33:40,800
Oh, God...
576
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,193
That was awesome.
577
00:33:42,193 --> 00:33:43,847
Wait, what? Really?
578
00:33:43,847 --> 00:33:45,849
I've been to
so many weddings this year,
579
00:33:45,849 --> 00:33:48,069
they're all starting
to blend together.
580
00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:51,072
But... I'm definitely not
gonna forget this one.
581
00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:52,899
Hey, I'm happy to be of service.
582
00:33:54,510 --> 00:33:56,120
You deserve a drink.
583
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,556
I do.
584
00:33:57,556 --> 00:33:58,905
Can I buy you a drink?
585
00:33:58,905 --> 00:34:00,081
It's an open bar.
586
00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,039
Right.
587
00:34:02,561 --> 00:34:04,737
Can I buy you a free drink?
588
00:34:10,613 --> 00:34:12,136
Will you excuse me?
589
00:34:14,138 --> 00:34:15,357
Sure...
590
00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:19,883
♪ Don't leave anything
591
00:34:21,145 --> 00:34:25,193
♪ I can't take the memories
592
00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:29,632
♪ And all the pain that
It will bring ♪
593
00:34:30,328 --> 00:34:36,813
♪ If you leave me,
Please don't ♪
594
00:34:38,597 --> 00:34:40,556
♪ Forget my heart
595
00:34:45,865 --> 00:34:47,128
Hello?
596
00:34:47,737 --> 00:34:49,478
Hi.
597
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,177
You know, I was actually just
making you a Spotify playlist
598
00:34:53,177 --> 00:34:54,831
like an eighth grader
with a crush.
599
00:34:54,831 --> 00:34:56,659
That is adorable.
600
00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:58,661
Yeah. It was pretty
fucking cute.
601
00:34:59,140 --> 00:35:04,754
So, when I was in college,
I met a guy named Elton.
602
00:35:05,189 --> 00:35:08,192
It was my senior year,
and I had just about
603
00:35:08,192 --> 00:35:10,499
given up hope of meeting
anyone interesting.
604
00:35:17,288 --> 00:35:18,768
Hey, man.
605
00:35:18,768 --> 00:35:20,944
- Dre! Hey.
- What's up?
606
00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:22,511
How you doing, man?
We good?
607
00:35:22,511 --> 00:35:23,903
Yeah, what you need?
608
00:35:23,903 --> 00:35:25,296
I don't know. Last night--
609
00:35:27,951 --> 00:35:29,213
One second.
610
00:35:36,264 --> 00:35:37,569
Hi.
611
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:39,789
Hi.
612
00:35:40,964 --> 00:35:42,748
You're out
on a school night, huh?
613
00:35:42,748 --> 00:35:46,404
Yeah, ev-- everyone
goes out on Thursdays, so.
614
00:35:46,404 --> 00:35:49,886
Yeah. Seems that way.
615
00:35:51,235 --> 00:35:53,890
So, do you go to school here?
616
00:35:54,151 --> 00:35:55,239
For now, yes.
617
00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:57,415
Can I buy you a drink?
618
00:35:58,373 --> 00:36:00,201
Okay.
619
00:36:00,636 --> 00:36:04,030
Cool. Andre, may I please
get the usual?
620
00:36:04,030 --> 00:36:06,946
- And...
- Oh, um...
621
00:36:08,165 --> 00:36:10,602
um, vodka cranberry, please.
622
00:36:11,037 --> 00:36:12,517
You got an ID?
623
00:36:12,865 --> 00:36:15,520
Mm-hmm, yeah! No, I--
I definitely have it.
624
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,261
- I saw it earlier. She has it.
- Somewhere.
625
00:36:17,261 --> 00:36:19,132
- I just had it, I swear.
- Oh! God, I've got it.
626
00:36:19,132 --> 00:36:20,351
I've...
627
00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:25,182
I was holding onto it
this whole time.
628
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:28,359
Wow.
629
00:36:30,535 --> 00:36:31,884
Isn't she perfect?
630
00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:38,761
Ooh, Elton.
631
00:36:41,024 --> 00:36:44,332
Yeah. I fell
for him pretty hard.
632
00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:48,379
...which is
the inspiration that leads
Hardy to write this novel.
633
00:36:49,075 --> 00:36:52,644
So, who can remind me what
we were discussing on Wednesday?
634
00:36:52,992 --> 00:36:58,433
We were focused on the nature
of Hardy's attitude toward
Tess's virginity.
635
00:36:58,911 --> 00:37:03,612
How did this book challenge
sexual morals of Victorianism?
636
00:37:04,308 --> 00:37:08,312
Hardy had an attitude that was
counterpoint to the role that
637
00:37:08,312 --> 00:37:09,966
- women were expected to play--
638
00:37:15,014 --> 00:37:17,930
Hi, yes. Sorry, I'm--
So sorry I'm late,
639
00:37:17,930 --> 00:37:20,324
but I just-- I had one question.
640
00:37:20,324 --> 00:37:24,110
Um, I'm wondering how this
relates to Kierkegaard's
existentialism?
641
00:37:24,110 --> 00:37:29,420
Specifically his belief that
God's silence is actually God.
642
00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:32,945
Kierkegaard. Sorry, who are you?
Are you even in this class?
643
00:37:32,945 --> 00:37:36,688
Uh, well, not according to
Kierkegaard.
644
00:37:37,254 --> 00:37:39,604
Anyway! If you'll excuse me,
Professor--
645
00:37:39,604 --> 00:37:41,127
if you really are one--
646
00:37:41,127 --> 00:37:43,347
I require this young woman for
647
00:37:43,347 --> 00:37:46,742
an experiment
in transcendentalism.
648
00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:49,658
Yes. The rest of you...
farewell.
649
00:37:49,658 --> 00:37:52,617
And good luck!
This class is boring.
650
00:37:53,966 --> 00:37:55,185
So sorry.
651
00:37:57,927 --> 00:38:00,538
Did you see his face?
652
00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:03,585
- Oh, my God. That made my day.
653
00:38:03,585 --> 00:38:05,238
Huh.
654
00:38:05,587 --> 00:38:09,852
Huh... everybody's spying on us.
655
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,072
Oh, yeah? Hey, why is that?
656
00:38:13,899 --> 00:38:16,162
Well, clearly they wanna know
the secret to everlasting love.
657
00:38:22,517 --> 00:38:24,040
- Wha--
658
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,304
Yeah, um, right there.
659
00:38:27,304 --> 00:38:29,785
That guy. See him?
He's taking photos of us
660
00:38:29,785 --> 00:38:31,352
to send back to his
contacts in Russia.
661
00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:32,701
- Yeah.
662
00:38:32,701 --> 00:38:34,050
What is the Russian government
663
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:35,747
gonna do with everlasting love?
664
00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:37,053
Start a disinformation
campaign about it?
665
00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:39,577
I'm dead serious, Jane.
666
00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:46,367
And none of this
set off any alarm bells?
667
00:38:47,411 --> 00:38:51,023
Well, historically,
I am tone deaf when
it comes to alarm bells.
668
00:38:58,466 --> 00:39:00,032
Jane!
669
00:39:00,032 --> 00:39:01,947
No-- [laughs] Look up.
670
00:39:01,947 --> 00:39:03,775
- Oh, my God. Elton!
- Hey!
671
00:39:03,775 --> 00:39:05,864
What are you doing up there?
672
00:39:05,864 --> 00:39:07,997
I wanted to proclaim my love
for you from the--
673
00:39:07,997 --> 00:39:10,216
the highest thing on campus!
674
00:39:10,216 --> 00:39:12,784
Okay, are you sure you're not
the highest thing on campus?
675
00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:15,047
- Get down!
- I'm not currently!
676
00:39:15,047 --> 00:39:17,963
- Look, Ma, no meds!
- Elton, please
get down from there!
677
00:39:17,963 --> 00:39:20,052
- You're gonna get in trouble.
- Hey!
678
00:39:20,052 --> 00:39:22,272
- Oh, trouble?
- What's
going on here?
679
00:39:22,272 --> 00:39:23,839
- Oh, God.
- You're the trouble I'm in!
680
00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:25,493
You're the trouble
I'll never get out of!
681
00:39:25,493 --> 00:39:27,756
Come on, kid,
get off the roof.
682
00:39:27,756 --> 00:39:29,671
Is he your boyfriend?
Is he-- is he drunk?
683
00:39:29,671 --> 00:39:32,761
No, no, no, no, no! Don't!
Don't talk to him, Jane.
684
00:39:32,761 --> 00:39:35,416
Listen, he's just trying to
help you, all right? Just...
685
00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:38,244
I don't need any help!
686
00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:43,641
Elton, please, just--
687
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:46,296
Elton...
688
00:39:53,259 --> 00:39:54,391
Supposed to be romantic.
689
00:39:55,261 --> 00:39:56,567
Oh, my God.
690
00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:10,755
So you never
saw him again?
691
00:40:20,548 --> 00:40:22,201
You missed the memo
about Casual Fridays.
692
00:40:22,201 --> 00:40:24,203
You must be so embarrassed.
693
00:40:28,599 --> 00:40:30,340
Hey.
694
00:40:38,087 --> 00:40:39,697
Look, before we get
into anything,
695
00:40:39,697 --> 00:40:42,744
I want to apologize for, um...
696
00:40:43,135 --> 00:40:44,528
my little rooftop stunt.
697
00:40:44,528 --> 00:40:46,791
No, you don't need to apologize.
698
00:40:46,791 --> 00:40:49,054
Well...
699
00:40:49,838 --> 00:40:52,101
as you can see, my mother
got a little carried away.
700
00:40:52,101 --> 00:40:54,538
Decided I needed a vacation.
701
00:40:54,538 --> 00:40:57,149
Well, I'm glad you get a break.
702
00:41:00,022 --> 00:41:01,502
You know, in a couple of weeks,
703
00:41:02,328 --> 00:41:04,026
if I play my cards right,
704
00:41:04,026 --> 00:41:05,680
I could probably
get out of here.
705
00:41:07,682 --> 00:41:09,031
I mean, you shouldn't--
706
00:41:09,031 --> 00:41:11,120
you shouldn't rush it, right?
707
00:41:11,642 --> 00:41:13,122
We can spend the summer
in Paris.
708
00:41:13,775 --> 00:41:15,080
Let's just--
709
00:41:16,778 --> 00:41:19,258
let's just take it
one step at a time, okay?
710
00:41:21,826 --> 00:41:23,741
Oh...
711
00:41:25,047 --> 00:41:27,745
Wa-- was that pity?
712
00:41:30,313 --> 00:41:32,054
What? No.
No, that wasn't pity. I--
713
00:41:32,054 --> 00:41:33,621
Why did-- why'd you come here?
714
00:41:33,621 --> 00:41:36,232
To see you.
I wanna help you get better.
715
00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:37,755
- Get better. Uh, uh--
- Yeah.
716
00:41:37,755 --> 00:41:40,192
At what, exactly?
Better-- better at what?
717
00:41:40,192 --> 00:41:42,499
- Well, I-- I can help
take care of you.
- Jesus. I--
718
00:41:42,499 --> 00:41:44,762
- I-- N--
- I can take
care of myself.
719
00:41:44,762 --> 00:41:46,851
No, please,
Elton-- Elton, I'm sorry.
720
00:41:46,851 --> 00:41:49,506
That-- that's not--
that's not what I meant.
721
00:41:49,506 --> 00:41:52,074
- Um--
- Okay? I'm sorry. Elton...
722
00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:55,468
I'm sorry, Jane.
723
00:41:57,601 --> 00:42:00,038
That was rude of me.
724
00:42:00,386 --> 00:42:02,084
You know, why--
why don't we, um--
725
00:42:02,345 --> 00:42:04,608
why don't we get
back to planning Paris?
726
00:42:04,608 --> 00:42:07,350
God, it's the City of Lights.
727
00:42:08,046 --> 00:42:11,702
It also has a weird amount
of snail preparation.
728
00:42:12,050 --> 00:42:13,443
We should stay in...
729
00:42:23,671 --> 00:42:25,890
God, I hated leaving him
like that. It just...
730
00:42:27,805 --> 00:42:30,634
I was so young.
I didn't know what to do.
731
00:42:31,069 --> 00:42:33,419
- Yeah, that must have
been so hard.
- Yeah.
732
00:42:33,419 --> 00:42:35,508
I guess I felt like
if I didn't get out then,
733
00:42:35,508 --> 00:42:38,990
I'd just wash away with him.
734
00:42:41,514 --> 00:42:43,647
Hey, where are you exactly?
735
00:42:45,214 --> 00:42:46,519
A beach.
736
00:42:48,086 --> 00:42:50,393
It's not too far, I don't think.
737
00:42:50,393 --> 00:42:52,874
If I drop you a pin,
could you come pick me up?
738
00:42:54,615 --> 00:42:56,094
Yeah.
739
00:43:10,413 --> 00:43:11,588
Hi.
740
00:43:12,241 --> 00:43:13,721
Hi.
741
00:43:27,038 --> 00:43:29,345
You know, my mom was depressed
for most of my childhood.
742
00:43:31,477 --> 00:43:33,741
She practically stayed in bed
for an entire year.
743
00:43:36,178 --> 00:43:38,876
And my dad would always try
to pretend that it was normal,
744
00:43:39,572 --> 00:43:43,751
but we were just...
consumed by her sadness.
745
00:43:48,190 --> 00:43:51,889
I just, like,
would try to avoid going home
as much as I could.
746
00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:55,806
And then so did my dad.
747
00:43:58,635 --> 00:44:00,071
Did they separate?
748
00:44:01,203 --> 00:44:02,465
Yeah.
749
00:44:04,293 --> 00:44:05,642
Yeah, mine too.
750
00:44:08,471 --> 00:44:10,995
- I was three when it happened.
- Mmm.
751
00:44:12,693 --> 00:44:14,738
It's actually my first memory.
752
00:44:15,739 --> 00:44:20,657
I-- I remember, I was standing
at the top of the staircase,
753
00:44:20,657 --> 00:44:26,228
and I was looking down
the stairs at all of my dad's
suitcases at the front door.
754
00:44:26,924 --> 00:44:28,360
Yeah.
755
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,840
- That's messed up.
- Yeah.
756
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,668
I mean, between the two of us...
757
00:44:36,151 --> 00:44:38,588
Ugh. You never
get over that shit.
758
00:44:41,547 --> 00:44:42,810
You know what?
759
00:44:44,246 --> 00:44:46,465
- What?
- I'm starving.
760
00:44:46,465 --> 00:44:48,206
Are you? Are you always hungry?
761
00:44:48,206 --> 00:44:50,208
- I'm always hungry.
- You're always hungry.
762
00:44:50,208 --> 00:44:52,689
- Let's go.
- There's nothing like
childhood trauma to just
763
00:44:52,689 --> 00:44:56,171
- get the appetite going.
764
00:44:58,216 --> 00:44:59,652
♪ If you keep leaving me
765
00:45:01,698 --> 00:45:03,700
♪ I'll keep loving you
766
00:45:06,485 --> 00:45:08,749
♪ If you keep hurtin' me
767
00:45:11,882 --> 00:45:14,102
♪ I'll keep wanting you
768
00:45:16,452 --> 00:45:18,976
♪ Sure as the sky is blue
769
00:45:21,544 --> 00:45:23,981
♪ Through all you
Put me through ♪
770
00:45:26,462 --> 00:45:29,160
♪ If you keep leaving me
771
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,380
This is from the playlist
I made you.
772
00:45:31,902 --> 00:45:33,164
♪ I'll keep loving you ♪
773
00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:34,383
I like it.
774
00:45:39,736 --> 00:45:42,521
Oh, wait. Pull over.
Please, let's pull up here.
775
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,697
♪ I would learn ♪
776
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:52,836
♪ To stay away from fire
777
00:45:52,836 --> 00:45:56,971
♪ When I'm gettin' burned
778
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,889
Oh, shit. It's closed.
779
00:46:01,889 --> 00:46:04,021
Come on. Since when
do you care what signs say?
780
00:46:04,543 --> 00:46:06,676
Watch me smooth-talk
our way into this place.
781
00:46:08,025 --> 00:46:11,289
♪ If you keep leaving me
782
00:46:15,467 --> 00:46:17,339
Well, this looks
like a lively bunch.
783
00:46:17,339 --> 00:46:19,645
Oh, yeah. Real rager.
784
00:46:25,477 --> 00:46:27,088
I don't do buffets.
785
00:46:27,088 --> 00:46:28,959
- What?
- I'm really bad at buffets.
786
00:46:28,959 --> 00:46:31,092
I end up just piling the ribs
on top of the sushi.
787
00:46:31,092 --> 00:46:33,007
- It's a whole mess.
- How can you be bad at buffets?
788
00:46:33,007 --> 00:46:35,052
What does that even mean?
789
00:46:35,052 --> 00:46:37,620
Look, the joy of a buffet
is you just get another plate.
790
00:46:37,620 --> 00:46:39,404
- You can do that?
- Yeah, there are no rules.
791
00:46:39,404 --> 00:46:41,145
- You can get two plates?
- Hey there!
792
00:46:41,145 --> 00:46:42,843
Who are you?
793
00:46:42,843 --> 00:46:44,583
Are you related to us?
794
00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:46,672
Do I have children
I don't know about?
795
00:46:46,672 --> 00:46:49,240
Please! Look at
the bone structure on these two.
796
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,851
They're gorgeous.
797
00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:53,375
Who the hell are you two?
798
00:46:53,810 --> 00:46:55,899
- Uh... we are...
- We are...
799
00:46:55,899 --> 00:46:58,336
- a...
- a couple of party crashers.
800
00:46:58,336 --> 00:47:00,034
- Crashers?
- Yeah.
801
00:47:00,034 --> 00:47:01,905
- Oh, I love it.
802
00:47:01,905 --> 00:47:03,602
It's a party now, huh, Olivia?
803
00:47:04,038 --> 00:47:06,388
Well, if you're gonna crash
our anniversary party,
804
00:47:06,388 --> 00:47:08,564
- you handsome boy...
- Who, me?
805
00:47:08,564 --> 00:47:11,349
Yes, you.
You better dance with me.
806
00:47:11,349 --> 00:47:13,656
Okay, but you gotta teach me,
'cause I got two left feet.
807
00:47:13,656 --> 00:47:15,919
- Have fun.
- Right this way, sir.
808
00:47:17,921 --> 00:47:20,271
This guy gonna keep his hands
to himself out there?
809
00:47:20,271 --> 00:47:22,186
Well, if recent history
is any guide,
810
00:47:22,186 --> 00:47:24,145
- you have nothing
to worry about.
811
00:47:25,059 --> 00:47:26,321
That your wife?
812
00:47:26,321 --> 00:47:27,670
No.
813
00:47:28,366 --> 00:47:29,977
We just met, actually.
814
00:47:29,977 --> 00:47:31,761
- No!
- Yeah.
815
00:47:31,761 --> 00:47:33,894
- Forty goddamn years.
- Wow!
816
00:47:33,894 --> 00:47:37,027
I deserve a medal.
Hell, I deserve a trophy!
817
00:47:37,027 --> 00:47:39,203
She deserves one too.
818
00:47:39,203 --> 00:47:40,988
When I coached Little League,
819
00:47:40,988 --> 00:47:43,381
all the kids got trophies
just for not giving up.
820
00:47:44,992 --> 00:47:47,037
So is that what you're here
celebrating tonight?
821
00:47:47,037 --> 00:47:48,821
Not giving up?
822
00:47:48,821 --> 00:47:50,867
Not givin' up
is what it's all about.
823
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,522
So do you have
any marriage advice?
824
00:47:53,957 --> 00:47:56,394
Ah... separate bathrooms.
825
00:47:56,394 --> 00:47:58,048
Hmm. That's your big tip?
826
00:47:58,048 --> 00:47:59,571
Well, it helps.
827
00:47:59,963 --> 00:48:01,486
- A little.
828
00:48:03,793 --> 00:48:05,708
- Thank you.
829
00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:07,666
- Hey, thank you very much.
830
00:48:07,666 --> 00:48:10,104
All right.
So, should we go get them?
831
00:48:10,756 --> 00:48:12,933
- Thank you so much.
- That was so nice.
832
00:48:12,933 --> 00:48:15,196
- You mind if I cut in?
833
00:48:15,196 --> 00:48:16,762
Are you kidding me?
Of course I mind!
834
00:48:18,068 --> 00:48:19,591
But I'll live.
835
00:48:19,809 --> 00:48:21,724
- I'll live.
- Thank you.
836
00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:26,424
- May I have this dance?
- You may.
837
00:48:29,558 --> 00:48:34,389
♪ There's a somebody
I'm longing to see ♪
838
00:48:34,389 --> 00:48:39,960
♪ I hope that he
Turns out to be ♪
839
00:48:41,309 --> 00:48:47,750
♪ Someone who'll watch over me
840
00:48:53,234 --> 00:48:57,716
♪ I'm a little lamb
Who's lost in the wood ♪
841
00:48:57,716 --> 00:49:00,632
- I thought I was gonna lose you
to Eddie for the night.
842
00:49:00,632 --> 00:49:02,156
"Party crasher!"
843
00:49:02,156 --> 00:49:03,853
Did not sound like him.
844
00:49:03,853 --> 00:49:05,246
Doesn't sound anything
like him, no.
845
00:49:08,031 --> 00:49:11,252
♪ To one who'll watch over me
846
00:49:12,079 --> 00:49:14,907
So... now what?
847
00:49:19,303 --> 00:49:20,391
Do you have a hotel room?
848
00:49:21,610 --> 00:49:23,655
- I have a motel room.
- Hmm.
849
00:49:23,655 --> 00:49:25,788
It's a really nice motel.
850
00:49:25,788 --> 00:49:27,746
- They got a pool.
- Mmm.
851
00:49:27,746 --> 00:49:29,487
There's a bunch
of dead leaves in it.
852
00:49:29,487 --> 00:49:31,185
And they have a vending machine
that sells combs.
853
00:49:31,185 --> 00:49:33,361
- Ooh!
- If you need a comb.
854
00:49:33,361 --> 00:49:35,189
Well, I have been looking
for a good comb, so.
855
00:49:39,062 --> 00:49:42,413
Look...
before we go any further--
856
00:49:42,413 --> 00:49:44,763
- Who said that
we're going any further?
- Nobody.
857
00:49:47,157 --> 00:49:48,767
What?
858
00:49:50,943 --> 00:49:52,858
Do you have a girlfriend, Will?
859
00:49:53,381 --> 00:49:56,340
And let me be clear.
By "girlfriend," I mean
860
00:49:56,340 --> 00:49:58,690
"Do you have any significant
relationships in your life
861
00:49:58,690 --> 00:50:01,302
that might come up
at a later time?"
862
00:50:05,697 --> 00:50:08,526
I've had too many girlfriends
over the past couple years.
863
00:50:09,223 --> 00:50:13,531
But... really, they were all
just versions of the same thing.
864
00:50:16,926 --> 00:50:18,493
I hear you're the photographer.
865
00:50:18,493 --> 00:50:20,147
Yeah. My condolences.
866
00:50:20,147 --> 00:50:22,497
Is that a friend of yours?
867
00:50:23,150 --> 00:50:25,369
Her? Oh, no. She's my dentist.
No, I'm just kidding.
868
00:50:25,369 --> 00:50:27,023
No, I don't know
any of these people.
869
00:50:27,023 --> 00:50:29,112
They're just moments
that caught my eye,
870
00:50:29,112 --> 00:50:31,549
and then I took pictures of 'em
and threw 'em up on a wall.
871
00:50:31,549 --> 00:50:33,682
Well, self-deprecation
will get you everywhere.
872
00:50:34,422 --> 00:50:35,945
- Cheers.
873
00:50:36,467 --> 00:50:38,774
Wait, that's that bar
in Greenpoint?
874
00:50:38,774 --> 00:50:40,123
Yeah, yeah, with the ping-pong.
875
00:50:40,123 --> 00:50:41,559
I love ping-pong.
876
00:50:41,559 --> 00:50:43,387
What? You trying to lose?
877
00:50:43,909 --> 00:50:45,259
You know how to get there?
878
00:50:45,259 --> 00:50:46,477
I'm sure I could find it.
879
00:50:48,392 --> 00:50:51,352
Oh, From Russia with Love
is the best Bond movie!
880
00:50:51,352 --> 00:50:53,136
- I'd love to see it sometime.
- Oh, yeah?
881
00:50:53,136 --> 00:50:55,051
I got a copy at my place.
We should watch it.
882
00:50:55,051 --> 00:50:56,705
When?
883
00:50:56,705 --> 00:50:59,534
Let me check my schedule.
How about... now?
884
00:51:00,970 --> 00:51:02,537
Sure.
885
00:51:02,537 --> 00:51:04,626
That just
sounds terrible.
886
00:51:05,366 --> 00:51:07,368
I'm not proud
of any of this.
887
00:51:07,368 --> 00:51:08,760
Really?
888
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,371
Not even a little bit?
889
00:51:12,416 --> 00:51:14,244
Not anymore.
890
00:51:14,244 --> 00:51:17,029
So, you're sure you don't
want me to come with you?
891
00:51:17,029 --> 00:51:19,989
Yeah, it's just an
engagement party for this guy
I used to play in a band with.
892
00:51:19,989 --> 00:51:22,426
Well, look, I'd love to get
a little window into your past.
893
00:51:22,426 --> 00:51:24,907
- I'm barely gonna know anyone.
- If I come, you'll know me.
894
00:51:24,907 --> 00:51:26,343
Okay...
895
00:51:26,343 --> 00:51:28,954
- I-- Sorry.
896
00:51:30,521 --> 00:51:32,567
- What are we doing?
- What do you mean?
897
00:51:32,828 --> 00:51:35,135
Well, you clearly don't wanna
be with me anymore, so.
898
00:51:35,613 --> 00:51:37,920
Can you not? Please,
can you not be so paranoid?
899
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,965
- I'm gonna text you
when I come home.
900
00:51:39,965 --> 00:51:41,880
Hey, hey. I promise, I'll text
you as soon as I leave.
901
00:51:44,144 --> 00:51:45,667
I have to do everything for you?
902
00:51:46,581 --> 00:51:47,843
What do you mean?
903
00:51:50,802 --> 00:51:52,239
I'm leaving.
904
00:52:02,031 --> 00:52:03,728
So for the last year
I've been single.
905
00:52:03,728 --> 00:52:05,643
And I know it doesn't
seem like it, but I--
906
00:52:05,643 --> 00:52:07,471
I've been trying really hard
to get my act together.
907
00:52:12,346 --> 00:52:15,218
Look, it's not like I don't
come with my own complications.
908
00:52:15,218 --> 00:52:16,567
Don't tell me: you're married.
909
00:52:17,264 --> 00:52:18,526
Almost.
910
00:52:19,396 --> 00:52:20,789
Wait, almost? I was joking.
911
00:52:22,878 --> 00:52:24,532
I was set up
on a blind date
912
00:52:24,532 --> 00:52:26,838
with a lawyer named Mark.
913
00:52:27,317 --> 00:52:30,929
I hate blind dates,
and I thought I hated lawyers.
914
00:52:31,278 --> 00:52:33,105
- Jane? Hi, I'm Mark.
- Hi.
915
00:52:33,105 --> 00:52:34,237
- Hey.
- I'm so sorry I'm late.
916
00:52:34,237 --> 00:52:36,326
Oh, that's okay. Oh, I--
917
00:52:36,674 --> 00:52:38,894
I didn't realize we were
going somewhere dressy.
918
00:52:38,894 --> 00:52:40,939
- I would've--
- Oh, no, no.
I just came from work.
919
00:52:40,939 --> 00:52:42,550
- Oh.
- Yeah. I'm good.
You look great.
920
00:52:42,550 --> 00:52:44,247
- Thanks.
- Shall we?
921
00:52:44,247 --> 00:52:45,422
- Yeah.
- All right, great.
922
00:52:53,125 --> 00:52:57,521
- All right. Mom is Kit,
Dad is... Drew.
- Yes! Yes.
923
00:52:57,521 --> 00:53:00,350
They have a tendency to wear
identical Irish wool sweaters,
924
00:53:00,350 --> 00:53:02,134
so sometimes it's hard
to tell them apart.
925
00:53:02,134 --> 00:53:04,180
And they also
have an Irish wool rug,
926
00:53:04,180 --> 00:53:06,269
so sometimes it's hard to
tell them apart from the rug.
927
00:53:06,269 --> 00:53:08,619
Ah. Now you're just
making stuff up.
928
00:53:08,619 --> 00:53:10,665
No, I spent
a whole night one time
929
00:53:10,665 --> 00:53:12,362
talking to my dad about
the difference between
930
00:53:12,362 --> 00:53:14,277
nautical miles and actual miles.
931
00:53:14,277 --> 00:53:15,800
Turns out I was
talking to the rug.
932
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,629
- And Todd is your brother. Todd.
- Yeah.
933
00:53:18,629 --> 00:53:20,892
- Okay.
- Yeah, he's our, uh,
pride and joy.
934
00:53:20,892 --> 00:53:23,504
Kicked out of three schools for
drugs I've never even heard of.
935
00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:25,680
- Oh.
- You know,
sometimes I wonder how
936
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,334
he even finds out
about 'em, you know?
937
00:53:27,334 --> 00:53:30,902
Like, some special newsletter
for fuck-ups?
938
00:53:30,902 --> 00:53:32,513
I think I get that newsletter.
939
00:53:35,690 --> 00:53:36,908
Not anymore, you don't.
940
00:53:39,476 --> 00:53:40,738
Ready?
941
00:53:41,304 --> 00:53:42,653
Yeah.
942
00:53:44,916 --> 00:53:47,441
Who wants sangria?
943
00:53:47,441 --> 00:53:48,920
- Oh, wow!
944
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,618
- Mom, thanks.
- Ahh.
945
00:53:50,618 --> 00:53:51,967
It's my special recipe.
946
00:53:51,967 --> 00:53:53,795
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
947
00:53:53,795 --> 00:53:55,318
Yes. Oh, okay. Sure.
948
00:53:56,232 --> 00:53:57,712
Well, okay.
949
00:53:57,712 --> 00:53:59,061
That's nice.
950
00:54:09,071 --> 00:54:12,553
I-- I went to a summer camp
near here when I was a kid.
951
00:54:12,553 --> 00:54:14,990
- Oh!
- Yeah, I remember
this one night,
952
00:54:14,990 --> 00:54:17,035
I-- I got really trashed,
953
00:54:17,035 --> 00:54:21,301
- and I tripped and I--
I fell into a ravine.
- Oh...
954
00:54:21,823 --> 00:54:24,826
Um... yeah, and I-- I got
stuck there the entire night.
955
00:54:24,826 --> 00:54:26,697
- It was-- it was crazy.
- Ah.
956
00:54:26,697 --> 00:54:28,960
Boys didn't help
you get out of there?
957
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,572
Oh, no. No, they ran off.
They left me there.
958
00:54:31,572 --> 00:54:35,663
Oh. Well, that is just terrible
that somebody would do that.
959
00:54:35,663 --> 00:54:38,274
I only hope they were
prosecuted to the fullest
extent of the law.
960
00:54:38,274 --> 00:54:41,233
- Todd's being sarcastic.
961
00:54:41,233 --> 00:54:44,454
- One of his many charms.
962
00:54:45,150 --> 00:54:48,719
So, Jane, uh, Mark tells us
you are a journalist.
963
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:50,112
- Mm-hmm.
- Now, where do you work?
964
00:54:50,112 --> 00:54:52,462
I freelance.
965
00:54:52,462 --> 00:54:53,898
- Oh!
- Ooh.
966
00:54:53,898 --> 00:54:55,596
Oh, I could never manage that.
967
00:54:55,944 --> 00:54:57,380
- Too stressful.
- Yes.
968
00:54:59,077 --> 00:55:02,124
Actually, I like
not knowing where my next job
is coming from.
969
00:55:02,124 --> 00:55:04,126
Keeps me on my toes.
970
00:55:04,126 --> 00:55:07,347
And it means that no one
can tie me down, you know?
971
00:55:07,956 --> 00:55:10,088
Well, uh, why don't I just
get right to the reason
972
00:55:10,088 --> 00:55:11,568
- that we're here, then?
- Okay.
973
00:55:11,568 --> 00:55:14,745
All right. Um, Jane and I...
974
00:55:15,616 --> 00:55:16,921
are engaged.
975
00:55:19,533 --> 00:55:21,186
Wait, you were engaged?
976
00:55:21,535 --> 00:55:22,840
Ohh!
977
00:55:25,190 --> 00:55:27,671
- Yeah, we're so happy.
- Thanks. Yeah.
978
00:55:27,671 --> 00:55:29,020
Color me surprised!
979
00:55:29,020 --> 00:55:30,587
When was this?
980
00:55:30,848 --> 00:55:32,502
Three months ago.
981
00:55:32,502 --> 00:55:35,331
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
982
00:55:36,027 --> 00:55:38,073
I really wouldn't expect you
to be with a guy like, uh...
983
00:55:38,073 --> 00:55:39,553
what was his name?
984
00:55:40,031 --> 00:55:41,598
- Mark.
- Mark. Yeah.
985
00:55:42,425 --> 00:55:45,036
I mean, I wouldn't
expect you to get engaged
to a guy like that.
986
00:55:45,036 --> 00:55:48,257
Okay, what kind of guy would
you expect me to get engaged to?
987
00:55:48,257 --> 00:55:50,128
I don't know. Like, a cynical...
988
00:55:50,128 --> 00:55:54,306
you know, dark,
brooding guy with a neck tattoo?
989
00:55:54,306 --> 00:55:57,135
Well-- well, that is
incredibly insulting.
990
00:55:57,571 --> 00:55:59,573
But I see what you mean.
991
00:55:59,573 --> 00:56:02,358
Okay, so what was so special
about this fuddy-duddy?
992
00:56:04,273 --> 00:56:07,755
- I guess I was just tired
of the drama, you know?
- Mm-hmm.
993
00:56:07,755 --> 00:56:09,887
I was willing to accept
the bargain.
994
00:56:10,235 --> 00:56:11,454
What bargain?
995
00:56:13,587 --> 00:56:17,504
That by capping my levels
of pleasure and pain
996
00:56:17,504 --> 00:56:21,290
and generally
committing to the virtues
of relative happiness
997
00:56:21,290 --> 00:56:24,641
in return, I'd get some
sort of stable life.
998
00:56:24,946 --> 00:56:27,339
- Right.
- Wrong, actually.
999
00:56:27,862 --> 00:56:31,169
Our engagement lasted 13 days.
1000
00:56:41,571 --> 00:56:43,138
- Hey, Todd.
- Hey.
1001
00:56:43,138 --> 00:56:45,314
Are you looking for Mark?
1002
00:56:45,314 --> 00:56:47,708
- He's at softball practice
until 4:30.
- I know.
1003
00:56:49,449 --> 00:56:52,539
Actually, uh...
I came to see you.
1004
00:56:52,539 --> 00:56:53,844
Oh.
1005
00:56:55,498 --> 00:56:57,805
- Are-- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
1006
00:56:58,109 --> 00:57:00,329
Uh, can I come in?
1007
00:57:00,329 --> 00:57:01,939
Yeah, of course. Come in.
1008
00:57:05,334 --> 00:57:08,206
This is pretty much the only
cocktail I know how to make.
1009
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:13,211
Basically just
tastes like a candy bar.
1010
00:57:14,561 --> 00:57:15,997
I kinda have a crush on you.
1011
00:57:18,565 --> 00:57:20,131
I-- I had to tell you.
1012
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,743
I stop during the day,
I wonder what you're doing.
1013
00:57:23,787 --> 00:57:24,962
Like, all the time.
1014
00:57:27,748 --> 00:57:29,924
Thank you.
That's-- that's very flattering.
1015
00:57:29,924 --> 00:57:32,404
I'm not as crazy
as Mark makes me out to be.
1016
00:57:33,754 --> 00:57:36,408
I'm just not so good at,
you know, being in denial.
1017
00:57:38,106 --> 00:57:39,760
Well, you're young.
You'll improve.
1018
00:57:41,805 --> 00:57:43,981
- Look, I'm serious.
1019
00:57:43,981 --> 00:57:45,635
I can't stop thinking about you.
1020
00:57:45,635 --> 00:57:47,507
Well, you should probably try.
1021
00:57:47,942 --> 00:57:49,509
Okay? Because
I'm marrying your brother.
1022
00:57:51,293 --> 00:57:53,469
You're the most
beautiful thing I've ever seen.
1023
00:57:53,469 --> 00:57:55,427
- And Mark?
1024
00:57:56,559 --> 00:57:58,256
Okay, he's boring.
1025
00:57:59,388 --> 00:58:00,824
You don't love him.
1026
00:58:01,216 --> 00:58:03,697
I know it. You know it.
1027
00:58:04,741 --> 00:58:06,613
- Do I?
- You're settling.
1028
00:58:08,266 --> 00:58:10,225
- And you're gonna regret it.
- Okay, Todd.
1029
00:58:10,225 --> 00:58:12,836
You're a junior in college,
all right? This is a crush.
1030
00:58:12,836 --> 00:58:15,012
It will burn off
in a month or two. I promise.
1031
00:58:17,885 --> 00:58:20,931
Yeah? You should ask him
to tell you the location
1032
00:58:20,931 --> 00:58:24,326
of any specific
freckle on your body.
1033
00:58:24,979 --> 00:58:27,024
Ask him if he's got
any of them memorized.
1034
00:58:28,939 --> 00:58:30,375
I do.
1035
00:58:36,033 --> 00:58:37,295
You should go now.
1036
00:58:57,141 --> 00:58:59,187
Good evening.
Can I help you, ma'am?
1037
00:59:04,279 --> 00:59:05,585
Hey, hey.
1038
00:59:08,892 --> 00:59:10,546
Everything all right?
1039
00:59:10,546 --> 00:59:13,505
I have to
tell you something.
1040
00:59:15,420 --> 00:59:16,683
Okay.
1041
00:59:18,641 --> 00:59:20,164
But, I mean, you--
you should know
1042
00:59:20,164 --> 00:59:21,731
that you don't
have to tell me anything.
1043
00:59:21,731 --> 00:59:23,211
Only if you want to.
1044
00:59:24,908 --> 00:59:28,956
Well, I thought the whole point
of marriage was, you know,
1045
00:59:28,956 --> 00:59:32,307
to-- to tell each other
everything, to not keep secrets.
1046
00:59:32,307 --> 00:59:36,616
People always have secrets.
And that's okay, you know?
1047
00:59:37,051 --> 00:59:39,183
Little bit of mystery's
a good thing, isn't it?
1048
00:59:41,664 --> 00:59:43,100
I slept with your brother.
1049
00:59:58,550 --> 01:00:00,030
You slept with his brother?
1050
01:00:01,684 --> 01:00:02,990
Ooh.
1051
01:00:04,252 --> 01:00:05,906
I gotta keep you
away from my family.
1052
01:00:08,299 --> 01:00:10,171
I mean, it's impressive, though.
1053
01:00:10,171 --> 01:00:12,086
Why torpedo something
when you can just...
1054
01:00:12,086 --> 01:00:14,392
...nuke it instead?
1055
01:00:14,828 --> 01:00:18,179
Yeah, well,
my self-loathing reached
1056
01:00:18,179 --> 01:00:19,441
new levels with this one.
1057
01:00:20,834 --> 01:00:22,574
I guess that's part
of the reason why
1058
01:00:22,574 --> 01:00:24,751
I came on so strong
today at the wedding.
1059
01:00:24,751 --> 01:00:27,144
I thought it was 'cause
I was so handsome and charming.
1060
01:00:27,144 --> 01:00:31,540
- No. You literally
could have been anyone.
- Got it.
1061
01:00:34,108 --> 01:00:36,197
♪ Ain't it out of heart
in case it makes a getaway ♪
1062
01:00:37,589 --> 01:00:39,940
♪ They say to stay together
1063
01:00:44,118 --> 01:00:45,293
So now what?
1064
01:00:47,817 --> 01:00:50,820
Well, what do you do
when you've told each other
everything
1065
01:00:50,820 --> 01:00:52,953
and you didn't
run for the hills?
1066
01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:55,825
♪ Even if forever never
Really wanted to stay ♪
1067
01:00:56,565 --> 01:01:03,528
♪ Oh, oh I said I never
Believed in the mates of soul ♪
1068
01:01:03,528 --> 01:01:08,490
♪ And so I never once
Claimed that I know ♪
1069
01:01:08,490 --> 01:01:11,928
♪ That you're the only,
Only one for me ♪
1070
01:01:11,928 --> 01:01:13,408
- Oh!
- Oh, shit.
1071
01:01:16,367 --> 01:01:19,806
♪ Oh, and I know
1072
01:01:19,806 --> 01:01:21,764
- Okay.
- Are you gonna hold it
against me that
1073
01:01:21,764 --> 01:01:23,287
our first time was
in a cheap motel?
1074
01:01:23,287 --> 01:01:25,028
- It's better than a coat closet.
1075
01:01:27,770 --> 01:01:31,078
- Wait.
- You fucking with me?
1076
01:01:32,079 --> 01:01:34,646
No, I'm serious.
Just... hold on.
1077
01:01:34,646 --> 01:01:37,040
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
1078
01:01:40,043 --> 01:01:41,828
Look,
if we're really gonna do this,
1079
01:01:41,828 --> 01:01:43,481
I have to tell you
about someone else.
1080
01:01:44,918 --> 01:01:46,180
- Okay.
- And I-- I tried to--
1081
01:01:47,224 --> 01:01:48,530
I tried to tell you earlier.
1082
01:01:54,971 --> 01:01:56,973
His name was Wallace Fielding,
1083
01:01:56,973 --> 01:02:00,194
and we met while I was
finishing my master's.
1084
01:02:00,194 --> 01:02:01,761
- Come in.
1085
01:02:02,109 --> 01:02:04,764
Hi. Professor Fielding?
1086
01:02:05,199 --> 01:02:07,027
Please don't
call me "Professor."
1087
01:02:07,027 --> 01:02:08,811
That makes me feel
like I'm supposed to
1088
01:02:08,811 --> 01:02:10,770
- actually profess something.
1089
01:02:12,032 --> 01:02:14,686
- I'm Wallace.
- Yeah, I know. Hi.
1090
01:02:15,252 --> 01:02:16,906
I'm Jane.
1091
01:02:17,341 --> 01:02:18,995
- Nice to meet you, Jane.
- You too.
1092
01:02:19,953 --> 01:02:23,173
Wow. Timbers At Dawn...
1093
01:02:23,783 --> 01:02:25,872
that book changed my life.
I just have to tell you.
1094
01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:28,700
- Stop. You didn't read that.
- I did, many times.
1095
01:02:28,700 --> 01:02:31,399
- I'm sorry.
- No. I was actually wondering,
do you have a second to...
1096
01:02:31,399 --> 01:02:33,314
chat, or is it a bad time?
1097
01:02:33,314 --> 01:02:36,186
Uh, it's actually
the perfect time,
1098
01:02:36,186 --> 01:02:39,363
- because I don't wanna
grade these papers right now.
- Great, well.
1099
01:02:39,363 --> 01:02:41,452
- I'd love to chat.
- You're welcome, then.
1100
01:02:43,541 --> 01:02:46,849
Thank you so much for taking
the time to speak with me.
1101
01:02:46,849 --> 01:02:48,851
I-- I know that
you must be really busy.
1102
01:02:48,851 --> 01:02:51,375
Busy. Yes. But with what?
1103
01:02:52,812 --> 01:02:56,467
I took this job because
I needed a regular salary
1104
01:02:56,467 --> 01:02:58,643
that would allow me to write
in peace, but the truth is,
1105
01:02:58,643 --> 01:03:00,645
it just means I have an excuse
not to write it all.
1106
01:03:02,996 --> 01:03:04,867
So, what do you do, then?
1107
01:03:08,175 --> 01:03:10,046
- You really wanna know?
- Yeah, I do.
1108
01:03:11,352 --> 01:03:14,181
I-- I binge reality TV,
1109
01:03:14,181 --> 01:03:17,837
- like the show about
the Alaskan crab fisherman.
1110
01:03:17,837 --> 01:03:19,664
It's riveting, honestly.
1111
01:03:19,664 --> 01:03:22,232
This, uh, is it. This is me.
1112
01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:25,279
- Oh. Wow, it's so nice.
- Yeah.
1113
01:03:29,979 --> 01:03:31,720
I forget how this is done.
1114
01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:35,811
How-- how what is done?
1115
01:03:37,857 --> 01:03:39,162
How I'm supposed to
invite you in.
1116
01:03:41,077 --> 01:03:43,688
I could offer you a drink,
but I don't drink anymore.
1117
01:03:44,211 --> 01:03:48,215
Or I'd ask you if you wanna see
my etchings, but I don't etch.
1118
01:03:48,215 --> 01:03:51,479
- Do you etch?
- No, sadly, I do not.
1119
01:03:53,350 --> 01:03:54,874
I would like to come in.
1120
01:03:57,311 --> 01:03:58,834
- Really?
- Yeah.
1121
01:04:10,759 --> 01:04:15,329
It's a bit Spartan, I know.
1122
01:04:16,417 --> 01:04:18,636
But, uh, I need to be careful.
1123
01:04:18,636 --> 01:04:20,769
The Internet makes
acquiring things
1124
01:04:20,769 --> 01:04:22,989
far too easy
for a hermit like myself.
1125
01:04:24,251 --> 01:04:26,470
You must get out sometime.
1126
01:04:26,470 --> 01:04:28,559
Don't you go on
all those book tours?
1127
01:04:28,559 --> 01:04:30,561
I do the tours.
1128
01:04:30,910 --> 01:04:33,173
And then I come home,
and then I don't wanna
go out again
1129
01:04:33,173 --> 01:04:34,348
for a few years.
1130
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:38,961
I used to go out
for AA meetings until I--
1131
01:04:38,961 --> 01:04:42,530
I couldn't listen to anyone
share their feelings anymore.
1132
01:04:43,226 --> 01:04:45,446
Most other human interaction
makes me wanna drink.
1133
01:04:47,404 --> 01:04:49,232
Don't you...
1134
01:04:49,232 --> 01:04:51,147
think it's important
to be out in the world?
1135
01:04:52,105 --> 01:04:53,584
Try new things?
1136
01:04:53,584 --> 01:04:56,239
I need a break from experiences,
1137
01:04:56,239 --> 01:04:59,851
otherwise I won't be able
to see anything clearly.
1138
01:05:01,157 --> 01:05:05,248
So, no room
for any new experiences?
1139
01:05:09,513 --> 01:05:14,344
I mean, I-- I might be
able to make an exception...
1140
01:05:15,476 --> 01:05:16,738
here and there.
1141
01:05:28,271 --> 01:05:29,969
Why don't you move in with me?
1142
01:05:36,627 --> 01:05:38,499
You're joking, right?
1143
01:05:39,152 --> 01:05:41,850
I'm serious.
I want you to move in.
1144
01:05:43,634 --> 01:05:44,896
You need a place to live.
1145
01:05:47,073 --> 01:05:50,685
Yeah, but shouldn't we date
for more than a week first?
1146
01:05:51,991 --> 01:05:53,993
I haven't dated anyone in years.
1147
01:05:55,472 --> 01:05:56,734
I never saw the point.
1148
01:05:58,736 --> 01:06:02,001
You see,
I'm either in or I'm out.
1149
01:06:03,611 --> 01:06:05,004
What do you think?
1150
01:06:07,745 --> 01:06:09,399
- Okay.
- Yeah?
1151
01:06:09,399 --> 01:06:10,705
Yeah!
1152
01:06:13,534 --> 01:06:15,101
And that was that.
1153
01:06:15,101 --> 01:06:16,493
I moved in.
1154
01:06:24,110 --> 01:06:26,460
Is it too late for us
to turn around and go home?
1155
01:06:26,460 --> 01:06:28,549
- Steady as she goes.
- Hey, Professor Fielding.
1156
01:06:28,549 --> 01:06:30,072
- What's going on?
- Hey.
1157
01:06:30,072 --> 01:06:31,465
- Hi.
- Hey.
1158
01:06:31,465 --> 01:06:33,119
Hi.
1159
01:06:33,684 --> 01:06:36,600
I-- I-- I promised that
we could go to this party,
1160
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:37,862
but I'm gonna have
to break my promise.
1161
01:06:37,862 --> 01:06:39,516
Oh, come on.
1162
01:06:40,213 --> 01:06:41,823
It'll be fun.
Everyone loves you in there.
1163
01:06:41,823 --> 01:06:43,042
I only love you.
1164
01:06:46,306 --> 01:06:47,785
Okay. Well,
1165
01:06:47,785 --> 01:06:49,613
I only wanna be where you're at,
1166
01:06:49,613 --> 01:06:51,963
- so let's go home.
- No, no. You go without me.
1167
01:06:51,963 --> 01:06:53,443
You haven't
been to a party in months.
1168
01:06:55,837 --> 01:06:57,708
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
1169
01:06:57,708 --> 01:07:00,276
- I'll be fine.
I'll do some work.
- Okay.
1170
01:07:01,538 --> 01:07:03,018
- Go have fun.
- All right.
1171
01:07:03,018 --> 01:07:04,324
- See you later.
- See you.
1172
01:07:04,324 --> 01:07:05,629
Okay.
1173
01:07:28,217 --> 01:07:29,784
Hey.
1174
01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:33,831
- What happened?
- Hey.
1175
01:07:35,006 --> 01:07:36,269
Come on.
1176
01:07:39,924 --> 01:07:41,187
Okay, come on.
1177
01:08:02,947 --> 01:08:04,210
Hey.
1178
01:08:04,949 --> 01:08:06,255
Hey.
1179
01:08:13,697 --> 01:08:15,264
Do you wanna talk
about what happened?
1180
01:08:15,264 --> 01:08:17,745
Uh...
1181
01:08:18,528 --> 01:08:21,836
...I guess while
you were out at your party,
1182
01:08:21,836 --> 01:08:25,970
I-- I had
a little party of my own.
1183
01:08:29,931 --> 01:08:33,761
I'm just confused, because you--
you told me to go to the party.
1184
01:08:33,761 --> 01:08:36,111
- You told me to go out.
- It isn't your fault.
1185
01:08:36,111 --> 01:08:38,244
Yeah, you should've
let me come home with you.
1186
01:08:38,244 --> 01:08:40,202
That's what I-- I wanted
to do in the first place.
1187
01:08:40,202 --> 01:08:41,856
- I--
- Hey, you know what?
1188
01:08:41,856 --> 01:08:43,074
I was thinking...
1189
01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:48,558
...maybe
we should get married.
1190
01:08:51,953 --> 01:08:53,346
- What?
- Yeah.
1191
01:08:53,346 --> 01:08:54,956
I'd-- I'd like to marry you.
1192
01:08:54,956 --> 01:08:56,392
If-- if-- if you--
if you want to.
1193
01:08:56,392 --> 01:08:58,089
- Do you want to?
- Hey. Hey.
1194
01:08:58,089 --> 01:08:59,656
Let's just focus on
this for right now, okay?
1195
01:09:02,833 --> 01:09:05,358
All I know is that I'd be a fool
if I didn't try to keep you.
1196
01:09:47,182 --> 01:09:48,531
Wow.
1197
01:09:50,359 --> 01:09:52,100
I guess you did
the Irish goodbye.
1198
01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:53,797
Yeah.
1199
01:09:54,233 --> 01:09:56,670
If it were an Olympic sport,
I'd be a lock for gold.
1200
01:10:00,978 --> 01:10:02,328
Did you
ever see him again?
1201
01:10:46,285 --> 01:10:48,069
I blamed myself.
1202
01:10:52,595 --> 01:10:54,249
I still do.
1203
01:10:57,121 --> 01:10:59,733
I couldn't date anyone for
a long time after that.
1204
01:11:04,041 --> 01:11:06,957
And then I got myself
engaged to Mark Forworth,
1205
01:11:06,957 --> 01:11:08,611
and I blew that to bits.
1206
01:11:09,264 --> 01:11:11,135
- Hmm.
1207
01:11:11,135 --> 01:11:13,224
So if you're looking
for someone to save you,
1208
01:11:13,224 --> 01:11:14,617
you are looking
in the wrong place.
1209
01:11:20,971 --> 01:11:22,538
I don't need you to save me.
1210
01:11:27,456 --> 01:11:28,718
God, I'm such a mess.
1211
01:11:30,067 --> 01:11:31,547
- Hey...
1212
01:11:39,076 --> 01:11:41,427
you're not even
the biggest mess in this room.
1213
01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:46,214
You don't have
to try and make me feel better.
1214
01:11:46,432 --> 01:11:47,607
I'm not.
1215
01:11:49,260 --> 01:11:51,915
I gotta
tell you about Audrey.
1216
01:11:58,618 --> 01:12:00,141
Hey, can I
get a vodka soda, please?
1217
01:12:03,449 --> 01:12:05,276
Hi.
1218
01:12:05,276 --> 01:12:06,974
You know,
you're never gonna believe it,
1219
01:12:06,974 --> 01:12:09,368
but I was gonna wear
this exact same outfit.
1220
01:12:09,368 --> 01:12:12,414
You could pull off a dress.
- You think so?
1221
01:12:12,414 --> 01:12:14,416
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't think that I'd look
1222
01:12:14,416 --> 01:12:15,896
- quite as beautiful
as you, though.
- Ah.
1223
01:12:19,247 --> 01:12:22,119
So, what
brings you here tonight?
1224
01:12:22,990 --> 01:12:26,994
Uh, they hired me
to take pictures of some band.
1225
01:12:27,386 --> 01:12:28,865
Yeah. What about you?
1226
01:12:29,953 --> 01:12:31,912
I'm the lead singer
of some band.
1227
01:12:32,826 --> 01:12:35,089
Ooh. Fuck.
1228
01:12:35,089 --> 01:12:36,525
You kinda set me up
for that, though.
1229
01:12:36,525 --> 01:12:37,744
Yeah, maybe a little.
1230
01:12:38,919 --> 01:12:40,399
Make me look good.
1231
01:12:46,361 --> 01:12:47,667
Ready?
1232
01:12:50,844 --> 01:12:53,368
Ah. Hi, everyone.
1233
01:12:54,543 --> 01:12:56,371
Thanks for coming out tonight.
1234
01:12:58,504 --> 01:13:00,593
Uh, this is an old favorite.
1235
01:13:23,485 --> 01:13:27,707
♪ It had to be you
1236
01:13:28,098 --> 01:13:32,189
♪ It had to be you ♪
1237
01:13:32,538 --> 01:13:37,325
♪ I wandered around
And finally found ♪
1238
01:13:37,325 --> 01:13:41,372
♪ The somebody who
1239
01:13:41,895 --> 01:13:46,508
♪ Could make me be true ♪
1240
01:13:46,508 --> 01:13:51,861
♪ Could make me be blue
1241
01:13:54,516 --> 01:13:58,781
♪ And even be glad
Just to be sad ♪
1242
01:13:58,781 --> 01:14:05,005
♪ Thinkin' of you
1243
01:14:22,849 --> 01:14:24,851
Is it okay if I move that lamp?
1244
01:14:24,851 --> 01:14:26,548
Oh, yeah,
move anything you want.
1245
01:14:26,548 --> 01:14:28,071
Are you sure it's all right?
1246
01:14:28,071 --> 01:14:29,682
I-- I don't
wanna mess up your space.
1247
01:14:29,682 --> 01:14:31,031
Yeah, it's just
a bunch of furniture
1248
01:14:31,031 --> 01:14:32,946
that I grabbed off the street.
1249
01:14:32,946 --> 01:14:34,991
You can put anything
anywhere you want, baby.
1250
01:14:35,688 --> 01:14:38,517
I just wanna be sure
that we're doing this right.
1251
01:14:38,517 --> 01:14:40,170
Of course.
1252
01:14:40,170 --> 01:14:42,172
And I don't wanna
sit around forever
1253
01:14:42,172 --> 01:14:44,044
waiting for something
to happen to me, you know?
1254
01:14:44,044 --> 01:14:46,612
Yeah. You know what?
1255
01:14:46,612 --> 01:14:49,615
- I'd like to be something that's
happening to you right now.
1256
01:14:50,616 --> 01:14:54,620
♪ But they wouldn't do
1257
01:14:55,055 --> 01:14:57,884
♪ For nobody else ♪
1258
01:14:57,884 --> 01:15:00,321
♪ Gave me a thrill
1259
01:15:00,321 --> 01:15:04,717
♪ With all your faults
I love you still ♪
1260
01:15:04,717 --> 01:15:07,067
♪ It had to be you
1261
01:15:07,067 --> 01:15:09,591
♪ Wonderful you
1262
01:15:09,591 --> 01:15:15,336
♪ It had to be you
1263
01:15:19,601 --> 01:15:25,346
♪ It had to be you
1264
01:15:28,741 --> 01:15:34,834
♪ It had to be you
1265
01:15:38,011 --> 01:15:44,583
♪ It had to be you ♪
1266
01:15:47,194 --> 01:15:52,373
♪ For nobody else
Gave me a thrill ♪
1267
01:15:52,373 --> 01:15:56,377
♪ With all your faults
I love you still ♪
1268
01:15:56,812 --> 01:15:59,075
♪ It had to be you ♪
1269
01:15:59,075 --> 01:16:02,383
♪ Wonderful you
1270
01:16:03,602 --> 01:16:09,956
♪ It had to be you
1271
01:17:25,901 --> 01:17:27,773
Your heart's
beating really fast.
1272
01:17:28,164 --> 01:17:30,689
I know. This is different.
1273
01:17:34,518 --> 01:17:35,868
Yeah, this is different.
1274
01:18:06,942 --> 01:18:08,248
Hi.
1275
01:18:09,162 --> 01:18:11,512
- Hi.
- Hi.
1276
01:18:12,252 --> 01:18:14,950
- I interrupted your story.
- Yeah, that was so rude of you.
1277
01:18:17,474 --> 01:18:19,389
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
1278
01:18:46,721 --> 01:18:48,114
Who's Juliet?
1279
01:18:51,247 --> 01:18:53,206
That's the rest of the story.
1280
01:18:57,993 --> 01:19:00,866
Hey.
1281
01:19:00,866 --> 01:19:03,782
Sorry I'm late.
It's the fuckin' train.
1282
01:19:03,782 --> 01:19:06,045
- It's fine.
Here are your keys.
- Yeah, yeah.
1283
01:19:06,045 --> 01:19:07,611
Uh, I moved everything out.
1284
01:19:08,438 --> 01:19:10,484
Wow. That was quick.
1285
01:19:11,441 --> 01:19:13,139
Um...
1286
01:19:13,748 --> 01:19:16,838
Well, so what--
what are you gonna do?
1287
01:19:16,838 --> 01:19:18,666
- Where are you going to go?
- Home.
1288
01:19:19,188 --> 01:19:20,581
I'm moving back in
with my parents.
1289
01:19:21,147 --> 01:19:22,801
What?
1290
01:19:23,149 --> 01:19:25,542
- Why-- why do you wanna do that?
- I'm pregnant, Will.
1291
01:19:29,459 --> 01:19:32,332
I discussed it with them,
and they're going to help.
1292
01:19:32,854 --> 01:19:36,815
Wait, you-- you-- you told them,
and-- and you didn't tell me?
1293
01:19:37,685 --> 01:19:39,643
Are you joking?
1294
01:19:40,079 --> 01:19:42,124
You're the one
who broke up with me--
1295
01:19:42,124 --> 01:19:43,865
Okay, well,
'cause I-- 'cause I--
1296
01:19:43,865 --> 01:19:45,736
I need a little time
to figure things out.
1297
01:19:45,736 --> 01:19:47,260
- No, no--
- I didn't know that--
1298
01:19:47,260 --> 01:19:48,783
I-- I know you--
you weren't ready.
1299
01:19:53,048 --> 01:19:54,876
And you certainly
aren't ready for this, are you?
1300
01:19:57,009 --> 01:19:58,662
I'm sorry,
I-- I don't get a say?
1301
01:20:02,275 --> 01:20:03,493
Do you really want one?
1302
01:20:10,979 --> 01:20:12,241
That's what I thought.
1303
01:20:20,336 --> 01:20:22,425
So Juliet's my daughter.
1304
01:20:27,735 --> 01:20:28,910
How old is she?
1305
01:20:29,998 --> 01:20:31,870
She's turning five next week.
1306
01:20:33,480 --> 01:20:34,742
Are you doing anything?
1307
01:20:35,874 --> 01:20:37,136
For her birthday?
1308
01:20:37,136 --> 01:20:41,270
Um... I don't know.
1309
01:20:41,270 --> 01:20:44,578
I-- I-- Um,
yeah, I'm not sure yet.
1310
01:20:55,676 --> 01:20:57,330
Wait, what--
1311
01:20:57,852 --> 01:20:59,506
what are you doing?
Why are you getting dressed?
1312
01:21:00,768 --> 01:21:03,902
I just--
I really gotta get home.
1313
01:21:06,774 --> 01:21:08,471
It's 6:00 in the morning.
1314
01:21:08,776 --> 01:21:12,258
Yeah, but I told you that
I have a deadline coming up, so.
1315
01:21:12,780 --> 01:21:16,653
Sorry, are you-- are you, like,
mad that I have a daughter?
1316
01:21:20,353 --> 01:21:21,702
No.
1317
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:27,186
I'm sorry. I--
It was really nice meeting you.
1318
01:21:27,186 --> 01:21:28,622
Where are you going?
1319
01:21:28,622 --> 01:21:31,581
I am gonna go back to my car.
1320
01:21:31,581 --> 01:21:33,757
- I'll get a Lyft.
- No, no.
1321
01:21:33,757 --> 01:21:36,195
If-- if you really need to go,
I can drive you to your car.
1322
01:21:36,195 --> 01:21:37,674
I think we need
to say goodbye here.
1323
01:21:42,331 --> 01:21:43,854
I-- I'm sorry.
1324
01:21:43,854 --> 01:21:45,508
Can you help me understand,
1325
01:21:45,508 --> 01:21:47,206
why-- why are you
running off all of a sudden?
1326
01:21:48,990 --> 01:21:51,471
- Okay, you really wanna do this?
- Yeah.
1327
01:21:51,471 --> 01:21:54,648
What was the one thing
I asked you before
we slept with each other?
1328
01:21:54,648 --> 01:21:56,998
You asked me
if I had a girlfriend, right?
1329
01:21:56,998 --> 01:21:59,305
No, if you had any
significant relationships.
1330
01:21:59,305 --> 01:22:01,263
Anything that might
come up at a later time.
1331
01:22:01,263 --> 01:22:03,570
You don't think I might
wanna know that you have a kid?
1332
01:22:03,570 --> 01:22:06,529
Well, I-- I didn't think
that that's what you meant.
1333
01:22:10,229 --> 01:22:11,970
Yeah. This would never work.
1334
01:22:11,970 --> 01:22:13,536
Wait, what--
what do you mean, this--
1335
01:22:13,536 --> 01:22:15,495
What did I say
to make you think that?
1336
01:22:15,495 --> 01:22:18,324
It's not one thing you said,
it's all of it. It's everything.
1337
01:22:18,324 --> 01:22:21,153
How is it any different from
all the shit that you told me?
1338
01:22:21,153 --> 01:22:22,850
Well, it's
just unbelievably obvious
1339
01:22:22,850 --> 01:22:25,200
that you are someone
who cannot be counted on.
1340
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:27,637
- Oh, come on. Geez.
- Yeah, when things
get too heavy for you,
1341
01:22:27,637 --> 01:22:29,552
- too real, you bail.
- Yeah, and you've run out on
1342
01:22:29,552 --> 01:22:31,554
every guy you've ever been with!
1343
01:22:31,554 --> 01:22:33,469
Yeah, because
I cannot help falling for
1344
01:22:33,469 --> 01:22:35,341
damaged guys like you!
1345
01:22:35,341 --> 01:22:37,734
So yes, I get out while I can!
1346
01:23:02,759 --> 01:23:08,243
♪ Try to get up and get out
1347
01:23:08,243 --> 01:23:12,726
♪ And have your day
1348
01:23:16,730 --> 01:23:21,343
♪ Trying to do all you can ♪
1349
01:23:22,431 --> 01:23:26,696
♪ To ward off the pain ♪
1350
01:23:31,092 --> 01:23:36,402
♪ You think
You found the light ♪
1351
01:23:36,402 --> 01:23:41,102
♪ In the dead of the night
1352
01:23:45,280 --> 01:23:49,067
♪ But your heart's
Still gonna break ♪
1353
01:23:55,116 --> 01:23:57,292
- Hey, Will.
- Hey. What's up?
1354
01:23:57,292 --> 01:23:59,164
- Um, is she up?
- Yeah.
1355
01:23:59,164 --> 01:24:00,817
I'm just getting her ready.
Hang on a sec.
1356
01:24:03,646 --> 01:24:07,128
- Hi, Daddy.
- Hey, sweetheart, how you doing?
Good morning.
1357
01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,652
Are you
coming to see me today?
1358
01:24:10,392 --> 01:24:13,787
Am I coming to see you today?
No. Not-- not today.
1359
01:24:13,787 --> 01:24:16,311
But you're coming
to my birthday party?
1360
01:24:16,529 --> 01:24:18,618
Of course I'm coming
to your birthday party.
1361
01:24:18,618 --> 01:24:20,663
- I wouldn't
miss it for the world.
- Okay.
1362
01:24:21,011 --> 01:24:23,362
- Yeah.
- It's a painting party.
1363
01:24:23,362 --> 01:24:25,320
You're having a painting party?
I thought--
1364
01:24:25,320 --> 01:24:28,149
I mean,
your mom didn't tell me that.
1365
01:24:28,149 --> 01:24:30,151
Well, what are we gonna paint?
1366
01:24:30,151 --> 01:24:32,327
Um, a turtle!
1367
01:24:32,327 --> 01:24:35,461
We're gonna paint a turtle?
That sounds good.
1368
01:24:35,461 --> 01:24:37,593
Okay, well,
maybe I'll paint the head
1369
01:24:37,593 --> 01:24:39,465
and you can paint
the shell, okay?
1370
01:24:39,465 --> 01:24:41,119
Okay.
1371
01:24:41,597 --> 01:24:43,382
Did you get me a present?
1372
01:24:43,382 --> 01:24:46,472
Yeah, I got you a present,
but, uh, I can't--
1373
01:24:46,472 --> 01:24:49,344
- I can't tell you
what it is yet.
- Come on. Please?
1374
01:24:51,129 --> 01:24:53,653
- All right. Do you--
you really wanna know?
- Yes!
1375
01:24:55,307 --> 01:24:57,700
I got you that, uh,
Molly doll you wanted.
1376
01:24:57,700 --> 01:24:59,615
- Sally, not Molly!
- Oh, god damn it.
1377
01:24:59,615 --> 01:25:01,400
- Daddy!
- Oh--
1378
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:03,315
You have to put
money in the swear jar.
1379
01:25:03,315 --> 01:25:05,752
Sorry, sorry.
Didn't mean to swear.
1380
01:25:06,666 --> 01:25:10,060
Um, okay, but I'll--
I'll get you the right thing.
1381
01:25:10,060 --> 01:25:11,671
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
1382
01:25:13,325 --> 01:25:15,283
I miss you so much, baby.
1383
01:25:15,283 --> 01:25:18,417
I-- I really miss you so much.
How-- how's school going?
1384
01:25:18,417 --> 01:25:21,115
- Did you learn anything cool?
- Um...
1385
01:25:21,681 --> 01:25:24,205
did you know the whole world
used to be underwater?
1386
01:25:24,205 --> 01:25:26,512
Ohh. No,
I didn't know that.
1387
01:25:26,512 --> 01:25:28,253
Juliet, breakfast!
1388
01:25:28,253 --> 01:25:30,516
- I gotta go.
- Okay. Wait, wait.
1389
01:25:30,516 --> 01:25:33,606
Wait, um, baby, before you go,
do you think that we can--
1390
01:25:33,606 --> 01:25:35,477
we could just
do our thing really quick?
1391
01:25:35,477 --> 01:25:36,913
Okay, Daddy.
1392
01:25:37,566 --> 01:25:39,307
Okay.
1393
01:25:39,307 --> 01:25:41,309
I love you,
I love you, I love you...
1394
01:25:41,309 --> 01:25:43,093
I love you,
I love you, I love you...
1395
01:25:43,093 --> 01:25:44,965
...I love you, I love you,
1396
01:25:44,965 --> 01:25:47,097
I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you...
1397
01:25:47,097 --> 01:25:49,056
...I love you, I love you,
1398
01:25:49,056 --> 01:25:51,014
...I love you,
I love you, I love you.
1399
01:25:52,625 --> 01:25:54,627
Okay.
Have the best day at school.
1400
01:25:54,627 --> 01:25:57,238
- I-- I miss you so much.
- I miss you too.
1401
01:25:57,238 --> 01:25:59,197
- Bye, Daddy.
- Okay.
Bye, baby. I love you.
1402
01:27:27,546 --> 01:27:28,808
Long night?
1403
01:27:31,201 --> 01:27:33,116
Yeah.
1404
01:27:33,813 --> 01:27:35,815
- Wanna talk about it?
- No. God, no.
1405
01:27:37,207 --> 01:27:39,209
No, I've already done
way too much talking.
1406
01:28:02,015 --> 01:28:03,756
Can we actually just pull over?
1407
01:28:03,756 --> 01:28:08,891
Um, I just need to...
think for a second.
1408
01:28:08,891 --> 01:28:11,720
I-- I promise
I'll give you a good tip.
1409
01:28:28,955 --> 01:28:30,260
Are you okay?
1410
01:28:32,437 --> 01:28:34,134
Yeah. Um...
1411
01:28:35,353 --> 01:28:37,006
listen, I'm not crazy.
1412
01:28:37,529 --> 01:28:40,619
Or... I don't know, maybe I am.
1413
01:28:40,619 --> 01:28:42,577
But could you actually
just take me back to where
1414
01:28:42,577 --> 01:28:44,231
you picked me up from?
There's just--
1415
01:28:45,624 --> 01:28:47,190
Yeah, there's something
that I need to do.
1416
01:28:54,937 --> 01:28:57,244
Actually, on second thought--
1417
01:28:57,244 --> 01:28:59,899
or on third thought--
could we just follow that car?
1418
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:01,901
Uh, yeah.
1419
01:29:01,901 --> 01:29:03,468
It's been one of those nights.
1420
01:29:03,816 --> 01:29:05,034
Yeah, you have no idea.
1421
01:30:05,660 --> 01:30:07,053
Hi.
1422
01:30:10,186 --> 01:30:12,188
Did--
did-- did you know that
1423
01:30:12,188 --> 01:30:13,581
the whole world
used to be underwater?
1424
01:30:14,930 --> 01:30:16,497
- What?
- Yeah.
1425
01:30:17,019 --> 01:30:19,457
My daughter just
told me that, and, uh...
1426
01:30:22,111 --> 01:30:24,287
I don't talk about her enough.
1427
01:30:25,071 --> 01:30:29,771
And I think maybe I even
got started yesterday because
1428
01:30:29,771 --> 01:30:31,773
I was trying to figure out
a way to tell you about her.
1429
01:30:32,513 --> 01:30:36,386
But she's amazing,
1430
01:30:36,386 --> 01:30:38,563
and I think
you would really love her.
1431
01:30:38,563 --> 01:30:41,609
Like, she kind of
reminds me of you, actually.
1432
01:30:41,609 --> 01:30:43,959
Like,
she'll just sing in the bath
1433
01:30:43,959 --> 01:30:45,657
at the top of her lungs,
1434
01:30:45,657 --> 01:30:47,746
and she doesn't care
how she sounds.
1435
01:30:47,746 --> 01:30:50,357
She'll ask me these creative,
incredible questions,
1436
01:30:50,357 --> 01:30:53,142
like, you know, "Daddy,
what are flowers made out of?"
1437
01:30:53,142 --> 01:30:56,450
And if I'm telling her a story
and she doesn't like the ending,
1438
01:30:56,450 --> 01:30:59,105
she just--
she just makes up her own.
1439
01:31:01,107 --> 01:31:04,371
I'm just... not there
to read to her enough.
1440
01:31:08,418 --> 01:31:10,116
But...
1441
01:31:10,638 --> 01:31:14,033
she's having a painting party
next week,
1442
01:31:14,033 --> 01:31:16,078
and I'm gonna be there,
1443
01:31:16,078 --> 01:31:18,951
and I'm gonna paint my ass off,
because I am just--
1444
01:31:18,951 --> 01:31:21,083
I am gonna be whatever
she needs me to be, you know?
1445
01:31:21,083 --> 01:31:22,955
I am gonna show up,
and I am gonna love
1446
01:31:22,955 --> 01:31:24,391
with my whole heart,
just like she does.
1447
01:31:26,393 --> 01:31:27,916
Because she-- she deserves that.
1448
01:31:30,789 --> 01:31:32,051
Jane, I'm a mess.
1449
01:31:33,182 --> 01:31:35,881
And I don't have any answers,
1450
01:31:35,881 --> 01:31:37,360
and I don't expect you to, either.
1451
01:31:37,360 --> 01:31:39,145
But...
1452
01:31:39,841 --> 01:31:42,235
ever since we met
and we started talking,
1453
01:31:42,583 --> 01:31:44,542
I just--
1454
01:31:45,630 --> 01:31:49,982
I started thinking that
maybe you and I could
figure it out.
1455
01:31:51,418 --> 01:31:52,637
Together.
1456
01:31:55,988 --> 01:31:57,293
Thank you.
1457
01:31:59,252 --> 01:32:00,862
Thank you for sharing that. I--
1458
01:32:04,170 --> 01:32:05,650
She sounds amazing.
1459
01:32:15,877 --> 01:32:18,663
Look, I was fully dreading
coming to this wedding.
1460
01:32:21,666 --> 01:32:23,581
Until you showed up. And--
1461
01:32:25,495 --> 01:32:27,367
and then you got to talking,
1462
01:32:27,367 --> 01:32:29,325
and the more you said,
the more I wanted to hear,
1463
01:32:29,325 --> 01:32:31,371
because I didn't
just get your words,
1464
01:32:31,371 --> 01:32:35,593
I got your way of seeing,
and thinking, and remembering,
1465
01:32:35,593 --> 01:32:38,508
and it turns out I had all
this shit I needed to share too.
1466
01:32:40,641 --> 01:32:42,643
And usually I feel
so alone in my memories,
1467
01:32:42,643 --> 01:32:44,253
but it was different with you.
1468
01:32:44,253 --> 01:32:45,428
It was like
you were right there.
1469
01:32:46,821 --> 01:32:48,431
And this is crazy.
1470
01:32:48,431 --> 01:32:50,259
I know that we just met,
1471
01:32:50,259 --> 01:32:52,305
and I know that this has
taken us both by surprise,
1472
01:32:52,305 --> 01:32:53,785
but I don't want
our conversation to end.
1473
01:32:56,439 --> 01:32:58,180
And I am afraid.
1474
01:32:58,659 --> 01:33:01,444
I admit that. I am fully
afraid of failing again.
1475
01:33:04,665 --> 01:33:07,276
But I don't wanna believe
that either one of us
is a hopeless case.
1476
01:33:07,276 --> 01:33:08,626
I don't. But...
1477
01:33:09,627 --> 01:33:10,802
I don't know.
1478
01:33:13,892 --> 01:33:15,763
Maybe we gotta take a leap.
1479
01:33:15,763 --> 01:33:18,200
Yeah, well,
it's one hell of a leap.
1480
01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:20,899
We don't have to promise
the rest of our lives
to each other.
1481
01:33:20,899 --> 01:33:23,336
We don't even have to promise
the rest of our day.
1482
01:33:23,858 --> 01:33:26,295
Let's just keep talking. Okay?
1483
01:33:26,295 --> 01:33:27,688
Because I love talking to you.
1484
01:33:27,688 --> 01:33:29,472
Let's just talk and talk
1485
01:33:29,472 --> 01:33:30,735
until we don't have
anything more to say.
1486
01:33:35,565 --> 01:33:36,958
All right.
1487
01:33:40,266 --> 01:33:41,528
Let's tell a story.
1488
01:34:26,791 --> 01:34:32,840
♪ One of these days
My ship will come in ♪
1489
01:34:35,800 --> 01:34:42,371
♪ Then I won't have
To work anymore ♪
1490
01:34:45,984 --> 01:34:48,769
♪ I can take some time
1491
01:34:48,769 --> 01:34:52,120
♪ To find out where I'm goin'
1492
01:34:52,512 --> 01:34:55,167
♪ And where I've been ♪
1493
01:34:55,167 --> 01:35:01,608
♪ One of these days
My ship will come in ♪
1494
01:35:05,046 --> 01:35:07,048
♪ One of these nights
1495
01:35:08,746 --> 01:35:11,661
♪ True love will arrive
1496
01:35:14,229 --> 01:35:20,975
♪ Then I'll know what all
The heartache's been for ♪
1497
01:35:24,762 --> 01:35:29,201
♪ I can lay to rest
The years of loneliness ♪
1498
01:35:29,201 --> 01:35:33,553
♪ Take a breath
And down I'll dive ♪
1499
01:35:33,814 --> 01:35:37,513
♪ One of these nights ♪
1500
01:35:37,513 --> 01:35:40,778
♪ True love will arrive
1501
01:35:42,823 --> 01:35:45,304
♪ Some early morning
1502
01:35:46,827 --> 01:35:50,439
♪ I'll wake up lost and alone
1503
01:35:51,919 --> 01:35:55,488
♪ Just wanting you so
1504
01:35:56,837 --> 01:35:59,927
♪ But even knowing you're gone
1505
01:36:01,189 --> 01:36:06,499
♪ I'll still keep holdin' on
1506
01:36:07,543 --> 01:36:09,545
♪ One of these days
1507
01:36:11,069 --> 01:36:13,811
♪ My stars will align
1508
01:36:16,726 --> 01:36:23,342
♪ Then I'll go
To some sunny shore ♪
1509
01:36:26,824 --> 01:36:31,480
♪ Where my troubles seem
Like a distant dream ♪
1510
01:36:31,480 --> 01:36:35,963
♪ Oh, for the sweet life,
How I pine ♪
1511
01:36:35,963 --> 01:36:39,924
♪ One of these days
1512
01:36:39,924 --> 01:36:42,796
♪ My stars will align
1513
01:36:55,591 --> 01:36:57,898
♪ When I look back now
1514
01:36:57,898 --> 01:37:00,596
♪ It's all blurred somehow
1515
01:37:00,596 --> 01:37:03,904
♪ And the future's
Still so dim ♪
1516
01:37:03,904 --> 01:37:08,648
♪ But I know one of these days
1517
01:37:08,648 --> 01:37:11,042
♪ My ship will come in
1518
01:37:12,608 --> 01:37:18,223
♪ But I know, I know, I know
One of these days ♪
1519
01:37:18,223 --> 01:37:21,182
♪ My ship will come in