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♪ It had to be you
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♪ It had to be you
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♪ I wandered around
And finally found ♪
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♪ The somebody who
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♪ Could make me be true ♪
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♪ Oh, could make me be blue
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♪ And even be glad
Just to be sad ♪
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♪ Thinkin' of you
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♪ Some others I've seen ♪
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♪ Might never be mean ♪
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♪ Might never be cross
Or try to be boss ♪
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♪ But they wouldn't do
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♪ To make me be true ♪
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♪ Or to make me be blue
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♪ And even be glad
Just to be sad ♪
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♪ Thinkin' of you
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♪ For nobody else
Gave me a thrill ♪
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♪ With all your faults
I love you still ♪
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♪ It had to be you
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♪ Wonderful you
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♪ It had to be you
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♪ Sha-la-la, sha-la-la
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♪ Sha-la-la
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♪ It had to be you
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♪ I wandered around
And finally found ♪
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♪ The somebody who
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♪ Somebody who
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♪ For nobody else
gave me a thrill ♪
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♪ With all your faults
I love you still ♪
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♪ It had to be you
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♪ Wonderful you
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♪ It had to be you ♪
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♪ Had to be you, babe
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♪ Yeah
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You want one of these?
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Oh! Enjoy.
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- Hey.
- Hey, could I get
a cranberry juice with ice?
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And vodka.
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- Just a splash.
- Sure.
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Actually, no.
No, um, no cranberry juice.
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Vodka, rocks.
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- Final answer. Thanks.
- You got it.
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Hey, way to show up late.
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Yeah. It's my specialty.
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I'm Will.
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Jane.
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So, are you here
for Sarah, or...
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- Fuck. Max? The groom.
- His name is Matt.
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- Matt.
- You know, I may have
missed the ceremony,
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- but at least I know the name of
the bride and the groom.
- Fair.
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So how do you guys
know each other?
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We used to
play in a band.
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- Oh, a band!
- Yeah.
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- Oh. So you're...
- Unfit for society?
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Well, I was gonna say
"musical," actually.
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Oh, no. That's 'cause
you didn't hear us yet.
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- What do you play?
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Um, I played drums.
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- Drums.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Wait,
please tell me you're not
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one of those drummers who sings.
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- You are.
- I am. I am. Yeah.
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- How about you?
- Oh, no. I don't play anything.
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No, I mean, why--
why are you here?
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Oh. Uh, well,
I went to school with Sarah,
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but I haven't seen her
since I left the city.
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Uh... is it dead?
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That looks dead.
Looks like a dead cat.
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Okay, well,
I'm not an expert on symbolism,
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but when a cat drops dead
at your wedding,
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- that cannot be a good omen.
- No...
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You know, when I first saw you,
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I thought that we should have
sex in the coat closet.
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Yeah?
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But I have had a few, so.
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Clearly I'm not
thinking that clearly.
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Yeah, well, you know, uh...
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clear thinking is--
is really overrated.
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Yeah, it wouldn't end well.
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Think at the beginning.
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And we are standing over
a dead cat right now,
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so that can't be a good sign.
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- Yeah...
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♪ Right about now, you got me
Hoping you're bluffing ♪
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♪ If you're leaving alone, then
You're leaving me nothing ♪
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♪ It's a long walk
With a short fuse ♪
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♪ Because it just ain't right
If I can't have you ♪
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Oh, fuck, this fucking dress.
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Here, turn around.
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♪ I'll shine for you
Like the North Star ♪
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- What is this thing, Fort Knox?
- Okay, just turn it--
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Okay, you know what? Forget it.
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Okay.
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♪ Sugar and spice,
It would be nice ♪
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♪ If we could agree, yeah
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♪ Sugar and spice,
The dark and the light ♪
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♪ Are you thinking 'bout me?
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Shit. Where are we?
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- What?
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I don't think
this is a good idea.
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- What's your point?
- Don't get me wrong,
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I really want to,
and I'm so fuckin' into you,
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but I... am kind of
in a weird place.
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Yeah, you're in a beach club
coat closet.
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- You think that, like, we could
just talk for a minute?
- Talk?
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Yeah. Just talk.
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Could you get the hell
out of my way, please?
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What's going
on back there?
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Well... uh,
we were about to fuck,
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but I guess he--
he had a change of heart.
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That's-- that's not
what happened.
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Okay.
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Hey! Can you just give me
a chance to explain?
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- You really don't have to.
- No, it's-- it's--
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- it's complicated.
- No, I bet it's real
fuckin' simple.
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- No, come on. Don't leave.
- Well...
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I mean, I just told
everyone within earshot
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we were about to have
sex on their coats,
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so no, there's no way
I'm going back in there.
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You did do that.
But also, you've been
doing a little drinking,
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so-- so maybe
you shouldn't drive.
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- Where you going?
- For a walk.
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Mmm...
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Hey, let me buy you a coffee.
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I'm fine.
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We're miles from anywhere.
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I don't want you to get
eaten up by coyotes.
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Are you sure you wanna walk?
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You sure you don't want
to sit up front?
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No. I feel like I'm gonna
be sick all of a sudden.
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Can we just, like,
sit here for a second?
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Of course, yeah.
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You left your gift.
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S--
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So, um, I'm a commercial
photographer...
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- Mmm.
- ...which-- which mostly means
I take pictures of, like,
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- espresso machines and current--
- Oh, God. Can we not do that?
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Can-- can we not do what?
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Talk about our lives?
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Yeah. We don't have to talk.
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We'll just sit in a, uh--
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in a parked car
in-- in complete silence.
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Sounds good.
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Silencio.
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- Silence. I could be quiet.
- All right, all right. Let's--
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- I don't have to talk.
- Let's just get this
over with. Um...
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I am a freelance writer,
and at the moment,
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I am researching an article
for Vanity Fair
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about a murder in the Hamptons,
which is why I'm in Sag Harbor.
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I feel like Vanity Fair
publishes an article about
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- a murder in the Hamptons,
like, once a month.
- Yeah, well,
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apparently the main thing
rich people like to do
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for fun in the Hamptons
is murder each other.
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- Um, let's see.
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Um... well, I'm an only child
from a strict Catholic family,
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which explains my penchant for
sleeping with guys at weddings.
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- So this is a regular thing?
- And I have three little
boys who I love very much.
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Wait, what?
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- I'm fucking with you.
- Oh.
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Except for the writer part
and the Catholic part.
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Look at this. We're-- we're
having a back-and-forth.
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- See, it wasn't so hard.
- Listen,
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I would keep asking you
questions about yourself,
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but honestly, I think
the only thing we have in common
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- is that we just shared
a humiliating sexual experience.
- That's nothing.
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Do you wanna know
the most humiliating
sexual experience of my life?
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- I don't.
- It might make you feel better.
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Mmm, pretty sure it won't.
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- It was with this girl
Jodi Dunn back in high school.
- I-- I don't care.
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She was the first person
to ever go down on me.
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You're just gonna steamroll
right on through, aren't you?
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And I came in my own eye.
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Wait, what?
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I ejaculated
into my own eyeball.
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Okay, go on.
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One night,
Jodi and I snuck off
into the woods.
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I had no idea what I was doing.
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♪ Oh, all the good times
That we shared ♪
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♪ Our breakin' all the rules
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♪ Well, I don't know, baby
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♪ Now something's changed,
You know ♪
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Oh, oh, whoa. Wait, wait.
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Jodi, slow down.
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Slow down--
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In porn circles,
that maneuver is known
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- as "the pirate's eye."
- Oh, my God!
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Jodi helped me
discover my love of photography.
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- So pretty.
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She lived five miles away,
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but it felt
like a whole other world.
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When my parents would fight,
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it would be
really passive aggressive.
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But her parents,
they would just... go at it.
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Um, do you wanna
drive around a little bit?
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Uh, I'm used to it.
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- Sure?
- Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Look at me.
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- Well, so what happened to her?
- Thought you weren't interested.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you embarrassed to tell me?
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I literally just told you
a story about me cumming
in my own eye.
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So, what, did you cum in hers?
Did you blind the poor girl?
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It's really not that far away.
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I know.
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I'm glad you're going.
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I mean,
if you stayed here with me,
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you'd probably just end up
working at the mall forever.
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No, it's not like that. Hey.
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It's not like
we're breaking up, okay?
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I'm-- I'm gonna come
visit you at Christmas, okay?
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- You're gonna forget about me.
- No!
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No way.
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You forgot about her,
didn't you?
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No. That's not it.
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After my last
final fall semester,
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I got in the car and I drove
down there to surprise her,
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and it did not go well.
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Wow, that is an impressive way
to break up with someone.
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I was pretty shattered.
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Yeah, we've all been there.
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I mean,
that was our special place.
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Wait, your special place was
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in the front seat of a car
in her driveway?
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Come on.
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Wait, I have a question.
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- Were you faithful to her?
- Yeah!
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Yeah...
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Well, it's not like
I was gonna propose to her.
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So, what, you just wanted a girl
you could have sex with
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- while you went home
on vacation?
- Of course I did. I was 18.
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So was she.
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This place
better have decent pie.
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Are you gonna eat that?
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No, no, no. It's all yours.
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Man, I haven't thought
about Jodi in so long.
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It's like I was
a different person.
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You never forget your first
heartbreak, that's for sure.
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Mm-hmm.
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- What was yours?
- No.
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No, we don't need to
get into all that, trust me.
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You know what?
I want my pie back.
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- What?
- Yeah. Just feeling hungry,
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and I think I want some pie.
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Are you reneging
on your pie offer?
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I'll make you a trade, okay?
247
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I'll give you some of this pie
248
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,550
if you tell me
your first heartbreak.
249
00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:20,376
Can I
get you another slice?
250
00:14:20,376 --> 00:14:23,333
No. No, I think we're all right.
251
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:33,333
- He drove a red '68 Mustang.
- Mmm.
252
00:14:33,594 --> 00:14:36,333
- Okay, do you want me
to continue, or are you--
- Do you want that pie?
253
00:14:40,507 --> 00:14:42,202
I can't get it.
254
00:14:42,202 --> 00:14:43,768
Nah, nah.
255
00:14:43,768 --> 00:14:45,594
That's not right,
that's not right.
256
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,550
All right, all you gotta do
is just hit the gas
257
00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:49,463
- and pop the clutch, all right?
- Okay.
258
00:14:51,507 --> 00:14:52,984
Don't be scared.
259
00:14:52,984 --> 00:14:54,463
♪ Out this town
260
00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:57,550
♪ And so I'm leavin'
261
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,158
♪ I'm gonna leave this town ♪
262
00:15:03,071 --> 00:15:04,594
♪ I ain't comin' back
263
00:15:04,594 --> 00:15:06,984
♪ I never lose a tear
264
00:15:08,028 --> 00:15:10,811
♪ When I think about the past
265
00:15:10,811 --> 00:15:14,071
♪ Don't hold me,
Don't hold me back ♪
266
00:15:17,897 --> 00:15:19,245
♪ Hey
267
00:15:28,071 --> 00:15:31,333
Wait, she thinks I'm with him
because I have low self-esteem?
268
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,897
Ha! Please. I don't think so.
269
00:15:33,897 --> 00:15:36,158
How would Sister Rose even know?
She's a nun.
270
00:15:36,158 --> 00:15:37,681
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
271
00:15:37,681 --> 00:15:38,984
So what's this
guy's deal, anyway?
272
00:15:38,984 --> 00:15:40,594
Where does he go to school?
273
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,289
I'm not sure.
274
00:15:44,507 --> 00:15:46,463
Okay, let's try
an easier question.
275
00:15:46,463 --> 00:15:48,028
What's his name?
276
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,463
- Michael.
- What's his last name?
277
00:15:52,941 --> 00:15:54,158
Hanrahan.
278
00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:56,941
Why?
279
00:15:56,941 --> 00:15:58,245
Hanrahan.
280
00:15:59,507 --> 00:16:02,071
Um...
where do you live?
281
00:16:08,115 --> 00:16:09,768
I just--
282
00:16:10,289 --> 00:16:13,289
I just think maybe I should
meet your family sometime.
283
00:16:15,202 --> 00:16:17,071
Wow.
That's a cute outfit.
284
00:16:18,681 --> 00:16:21,158
- So was he your first?
- Yeah.
285
00:16:21,507 --> 00:16:24,768
He also introduced me
to graffiti and petty theft.
286
00:16:24,768 --> 00:16:26,637
Whoa, petty theft.
What a badass.
287
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,289
Yeah.
288
00:16:28,768 --> 00:16:31,463
It was partly
a great teenage romance
289
00:16:31,463 --> 00:16:33,811
and partly
a series of misdemeanors.
290
00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:36,202
So, what was he hiding?
291
00:16:40,115 --> 00:16:41,984
One day he was supposed to
pick me up from school,
292
00:16:41,984 --> 00:16:43,897
but he didn't show.
293
00:16:44,941 --> 00:16:47,550
So I went over to his house,
294
00:16:47,854 --> 00:16:49,984
and I asked his mom
if he was home.
295
00:16:49,984 --> 00:16:52,811
He's-- he's...
296
00:16:55,028 --> 00:16:56,376
How long was he sick?
297
00:16:57,811 --> 00:17:02,463
I don't really ever
remember him not being sick, so.
298
00:17:05,811 --> 00:17:08,768
Hey, once I'm, um--
once I'm done eating
dinner with my mom,
299
00:17:08,768 --> 00:17:10,028
I'll come pick you up, okay?
300
00:17:11,507 --> 00:17:12,941
Wait.
301
00:17:13,463 --> 00:17:14,724
You really want to?
302
00:17:15,854 --> 00:17:17,333
Yeah.
303
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,289
Oh, okay. I just...
304
00:17:20,941 --> 00:17:22,376
I mean, don't you
think that we should...
305
00:17:23,941 --> 00:17:25,768
like, talk or something?
306
00:17:27,637 --> 00:17:29,245
What do you wanna talk about?
307
00:17:31,158 --> 00:17:34,333
The whole time we were together,
your dad was dying
308
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:35,594
and you didn't tell me about it.
309
00:17:36,897 --> 00:17:39,463
Michael, I'm so sorry.
I can't even imagine
310
00:17:39,463 --> 00:17:41,550
- what you're going through
right now.
- It's-- it's fine.
311
00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:43,941
I just--
Seriously, it's fine. I'm fine.
312
00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:48,724
I'll see you around, Jane.
313
00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:51,115
Michael.
314
00:18:02,637 --> 00:18:04,376
So he broke up with you.
315
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,637
I'm not sure we were
ever actually together.
316
00:18:08,637 --> 00:18:10,768
Well, maybe he just
wanted to keep you separate
317
00:18:10,768 --> 00:18:12,724
from all the shit
that was going on in his life.
318
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:14,158
No, maybe he
just wanted to get laid.
319
00:18:15,115 --> 00:18:16,768
I mean, having sex with you
320
00:18:16,768 --> 00:18:18,463
was probably the best thing
in his life.
321
00:18:18,984 --> 00:18:20,768
It's probably pretty great.
322
00:18:23,941 --> 00:18:25,115
It is pretty great.
323
00:18:25,768 --> 00:18:27,637
I'm sure it is.
324
00:18:28,681 --> 00:18:32,028
It's too bad you blew
your only chance to
experience it for yourself.
325
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,594
And that's definitely my loss.
326
00:18:40,463 --> 00:18:42,071
Okay, well, I'm stuffed.
327
00:18:42,768 --> 00:18:45,202
- And I'm sober.
And I'm very tired.
- Wait.
328
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:46,811
Let's get out of here.
329
00:18:46,811 --> 00:18:48,071
I got an idea.
330
00:18:49,289 --> 00:18:51,507
Well-- Okay. Just...
331
00:18:57,028 --> 00:18:59,854
This one's for you,
Michael Hanrahan!
332
00:18:59,854 --> 00:19:01,420
And for you, Jodi Dunn!
333
00:19:06,941 --> 00:19:10,071
♪ Don't hold me,
Don't hold me back ♪
334
00:19:13,724 --> 00:19:15,202
♪ Hey
335
00:19:23,071 --> 00:19:25,811
Holy shit. We're going here.
336
00:19:32,854 --> 00:19:35,245
"Private property.
Trespassers will be prosecuted
337
00:19:35,245 --> 00:19:37,333
- to the full extent of the law."
- Huh.
338
00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,811
That was easy. [grunts] Come on.
339
00:19:40,984 --> 00:19:42,289
Graceful.
340
00:19:44,507 --> 00:19:46,637
- We're criminals!
341
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,376
- This place is cool.
- Oh!
342
00:19:58,376 --> 00:20:01,333
Ey! Step right up.
Step right up,
343
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,420
let's see if you're tall enough
to ride this ride.
344
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:05,681
Ah, young lady, you're gonna
need to take your shoes off.
345
00:20:05,681 --> 00:20:07,376
- Okay.
- All right, let's see.
346
00:20:07,376 --> 00:20:09,637
- Aw, man.
347
00:20:09,637 --> 00:20:12,594
- Aw, rats!
Better luck next time.
- Well, guess what?
348
00:20:12,594 --> 00:20:15,028
I didn't wanna ride
The Rockin' Tug anyway, so.
349
00:20:15,028 --> 00:20:16,811
Ooh. "Rockin' Tug"?
350
00:20:16,811 --> 00:20:18,637
That doesn't seem appropriate
for a kids' ride.
351
00:20:18,637 --> 00:20:20,637
Let's go over here.
352
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,245
Come on.
353
00:20:31,854 --> 00:20:33,202
Ooh.
354
00:20:38,507 --> 00:20:40,420
- This is amazing.
- It is.
355
00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:42,420
- This is also how
we get arrested.
- Okay,
356
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,376
this place is clearly
out of commission.
357
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:46,158
Nobody's coming for us,
I promise.
358
00:20:46,158 --> 00:20:48,376
- You promise?
- Yeah.
359
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,550
- Oh.
- Oh! Hi!
360
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:01,376
- Hey.
- Hi, sir, officer.
361
00:21:01,376 --> 00:21:03,768
Are you two aware
that you're on private property?
362
00:21:04,984 --> 00:21:06,897
Uh, yeah. We are.
363
00:21:06,897 --> 00:21:08,768
Uh, we actually lost our car,
364
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,854
and-- and we were looking
everywhere for it,
365
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,376
and then we thought, "We gotta
get to the highest vantage point
366
00:21:13,376 --> 00:21:15,897
- to-- to find it," and-- and--
- Yeah, I dared him
to come up here.
367
00:21:15,897 --> 00:21:18,376
- I should get the cops out here.
- Oh, great.
368
00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:20,594
- Have 'em arrest you
for trespassing.
- Great.
369
00:21:20,594 --> 00:21:22,376
Okay, we'll be right down.
Come on.
370
00:21:34,811 --> 00:21:36,376
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
371
00:21:43,245 --> 00:21:45,768
For the ride, Carl.
Appreciate it.
372
00:21:47,202 --> 00:21:48,724
You're a legend.
373
00:21:49,115 --> 00:21:51,289
Okay, you got any more
breaking and entering plan,
374
00:21:51,289 --> 00:21:53,376
or are we just gonna
go rob a liquor store?
375
00:21:53,376 --> 00:21:55,550
- What do you think?
- No. I have seen
the error of my ways.
376
00:21:55,550 --> 00:21:57,681
Going straight from here on out.
377
00:21:58,376 --> 00:22:01,420
Come on, tell me more
about your checkered past.
I just-- I wanna hear it all.
378
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,594
I don't think either one of us
has enough time for that.
379
00:22:03,594 --> 00:22:05,637
I don't have anywhere to be.
I'll start.
380
00:22:05,984 --> 00:22:07,507
Is this how you seduce women?
381
00:22:07,941 --> 00:22:10,333
I haven't before,
but is it working?
382
00:22:10,768 --> 00:22:12,463
No, for real.
My memory is overcrowded.
383
00:22:12,463 --> 00:22:13,811
I think it
could use some unloading.
384
00:22:15,854 --> 00:22:17,811
- Yeah. I know what you mean.
- Fuck it.
385
00:22:17,811 --> 00:22:19,768
Let's just tell
each other everything. You know?
386
00:22:19,768 --> 00:22:21,854
Everybody we ever
loved or tried to love.
387
00:22:21,854 --> 00:22:25,507
No. That-- that sounds like
a potentially disastrous idea.
388
00:22:25,507 --> 00:22:28,333
I mean, what do we have to lose?
You're never gonna
see me after tonight.
389
00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:32,333
Yeah, I-- I guess
you're right about that.
390
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:34,897
All right,
so I'm happy to tell you
391
00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:36,507
a few more of
my romantic humiliations.
392
00:22:39,202 --> 00:22:40,897
Well, I promise not to laugh.
393
00:22:40,897 --> 00:22:42,984
I already know
you well enough to know
394
00:22:42,984 --> 00:22:45,333
- that's completely bullshit.
- I promise not to laugh much.
395
00:22:47,984 --> 00:22:49,245
Okay, then.
396
00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:55,681
So, my senior
year of college, I met a girl.
397
00:22:55,681 --> 00:22:57,202
A woman, actually.
398
00:22:57,594 --> 00:22:59,376
Hey!
399
00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:02,897
- Are you--
- Do you know where
the train station is?
400
00:23:02,897 --> 00:23:04,594
- Sorry?
- The train?
401
00:23:04,594 --> 00:23:06,724
- Oh.
- Yeah.
402
00:23:06,724 --> 00:23:10,768
Uh... yeah...
it's about ten minutes that way.
403
00:23:13,071 --> 00:23:16,202
You-- Sorr--
You, uh-- you don't happen to--
404
00:23:16,202 --> 00:23:17,897
You don't go here, do you?
405
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,594
No, I was just
visiting my cousin.
406
00:23:21,028 --> 00:23:22,420
- What's your name?
- Uh, Will.
407
00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:23,681
- Will.
- Hi.
408
00:23:23,681 --> 00:23:25,681
- Hi. I'm Eve.
- Hi.
409
00:23:25,681 --> 00:23:28,681
Will... will you walk
me to the train station?
410
00:23:30,028 --> 00:23:33,289
Okay. Oh, I-- I--
I'd really love to.
411
00:23:33,289 --> 00:23:35,507
I, uh-- I actually
have class right now,
412
00:23:35,507 --> 00:23:38,637
- but...
- Ohh! No, you don't.
413
00:23:38,637 --> 00:23:41,202
- Come on.
- Wha-- Okay.
414
00:23:47,507 --> 00:23:49,202
- I'm cumming.
- Oh, I'm cumming.
415
00:23:49,202 --> 00:23:51,115
- I'm cumming, I'm cumming.
- Me too. Okay.
416
00:23:53,463 --> 00:23:54,984
Oh, my God.
417
00:23:57,681 --> 00:23:59,463
- That-- that was...
- You're welcome.
418
00:24:07,289 --> 00:24:08,463
Oh, my God.
419
00:24:10,941 --> 00:24:12,724
Oh, come on!
420
00:24:12,724 --> 00:24:15,028
Did that actually happen,
or did you dream it?
421
00:24:15,028 --> 00:24:16,507
I know.
422
00:24:16,507 --> 00:24:18,333
- She's really hot.
- I know!
423
00:24:20,158 --> 00:24:21,984
I didn't know you
were a photographer.
424
00:24:21,984 --> 00:24:23,463
Well...
425
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:24,984
...we didn't really, uh--
426
00:24:24,984 --> 00:24:26,507
we didn't really
do too much talking.
427
00:24:27,463 --> 00:24:28,941
No, I'm not a photographer.
428
00:24:28,941 --> 00:24:31,115
I just--
I just take some pictures.
429
00:24:31,115 --> 00:24:33,071
I'm not really sure
what I wanna be yet.
430
00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:34,594
I think
it's really clear what you are.
431
00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:39,376
Get dressed. And pack a bag.
432
00:24:39,376 --> 00:24:41,594
- We gotta go.
- Wait, what?
Where are we going?
433
00:24:42,289 --> 00:24:45,376
You showed me your room,
and now I'm gonna show you mine.
434
00:24:51,897 --> 00:24:55,245
♪ Baby, do you think that
I could maybe try
And make it colder? ♪
435
00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:57,333
♪ Colder than
The etched-in stone ♪
436
00:24:57,333 --> 00:24:59,420
♪ When I know I just wanna
Be your best friend ♪
437
00:24:59,420 --> 00:25:02,028
♪ Maybe you'll find
A time and place ♪
438
00:25:02,028 --> 00:25:04,637
♪ Well, maybe I like the rhyme
And taste of freedom ♪
439
00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:07,289
- Hi!
- Welcome home!
440
00:25:07,289 --> 00:25:09,376
This is Justine.
She's my roommate.
441
00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:11,071
- Hi.
- This is Will.
442
00:25:11,071 --> 00:25:12,984
I just found him
at Courtney's school.
443
00:25:12,984 --> 00:25:16,245
Oh, higher education.
Welcome to lower education.
444
00:25:16,245 --> 00:25:19,376
- I've heard that you don't come
empty-handed to a party.
445
00:25:19,376 --> 00:25:21,333
Actually,
my mom told me that, so.
446
00:25:21,941 --> 00:25:24,071
Oh, your mother
is a good woman, Will.
447
00:25:24,071 --> 00:25:27,071
- Never forget that.
- Okay, leave room for God.
448
00:25:27,071 --> 00:25:29,289
- I have to change. Sorry.
- Here you go.
449
00:25:29,289 --> 00:25:30,984
Jesus, Eve.
450
00:25:31,550 --> 00:25:33,550
Little past
your friend's bedtime.
451
00:25:33,550 --> 00:25:35,984
This is Will.
He's visiting for the weekend.
452
00:25:35,984 --> 00:25:37,507
So what do you do, Will?
453
00:25:37,507 --> 00:25:39,681
Feel free to make something up.
454
00:25:39,681 --> 00:25:42,245
Nobody at this party knows what
they came to New York to do.
455
00:25:42,245 --> 00:25:44,115
What did you come
to New York to do, Noah?
456
00:25:44,115 --> 00:25:46,376
I can't remember why
I came to New York
457
00:25:46,376 --> 00:25:48,028
except to sleep with you, Eve.
458
00:25:49,768 --> 00:25:51,245
Why are you here, kid?
459
00:25:52,637 --> 00:25:53,897
To sleep with Eve.
460
00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:56,984
Well played, young man.
461
00:26:09,984 --> 00:26:12,158
- Okay. All right, okay.
- What?
462
00:26:12,158 --> 00:26:14,333
- Take it easy.
I'm not going anywhere.
- Sorry.
463
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:16,768
Whoo, I don't think
I'm gonna make that last
train back tonight.
464
00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:20,289
What drugs did you take, exactly?
465
00:26:20,289 --> 00:26:22,594
Justine gave me
those blue pills,
466
00:26:22,594 --> 00:26:24,202
and then some purple pills.
467
00:26:24,202 --> 00:26:26,245
She gave you
blue and purple pills?
468
00:26:26,245 --> 00:26:27,984
- Blue and purple.
- Wait, really?
469
00:26:27,984 --> 00:26:29,637
- Wait, what?
- Well, how many did you take?
470
00:26:29,637 --> 00:26:31,289
I don't know, like, three?
Or four?
471
00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:33,376
- Three or four?
- Yeah?
472
00:26:33,376 --> 00:26:35,768
- We have to call an ambulance!
- We have to call an ambulance?
473
00:26:35,768 --> 00:26:37,941
- What is the number?
- For an amb-- 911?
474
00:26:37,941 --> 00:26:39,637
What--
475
00:26:40,202 --> 00:26:42,202
Hello,
is this the ambulance?
476
00:26:42,202 --> 00:26:44,376
I have an emergency!
477
00:26:44,376 --> 00:26:46,289
You're-- you--
you are so full of shit.
478
00:26:49,594 --> 00:26:52,115
- I like this chick.
- Yeah, I did too.
479
00:26:52,115 --> 00:26:54,158
I pretty much lived
with her in New York,
480
00:26:54,158 --> 00:26:56,897
and then I'd just take the train
back whenever I had a test.
481
00:26:56,897 --> 00:27:00,594
So you dropped out of school
without actually having to
drop out of school.
482
00:27:00,594 --> 00:27:02,594
I put in a bare minimum
amount of effort.
483
00:27:02,594 --> 00:27:03,984
Hmm.
484
00:27:04,897 --> 00:27:06,897
Kinda sensing a pattern here.
485
00:27:17,463 --> 00:27:19,158
Yeah.
486
00:27:19,637 --> 00:27:21,681
♪ Oh, it's taking over ♪
487
00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:24,333
♪ Taking me over tonight
488
00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:27,507
♪ Yes, I feel it taking over ♪
489
00:27:27,507 --> 00:27:29,376
♪ Oh, it's taking over
490
00:27:29,376 --> 00:27:30,637
She wants to fuck you.
491
00:27:30,637 --> 00:27:32,768
What? No, she doesn't.
492
00:27:32,768 --> 00:27:35,028
If you went to talk to her,
you could take her home in,
493
00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,463
like, three minutes.
494
00:27:43,463 --> 00:27:46,289
Do you want me to take her home?
495
00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:48,158
I just want you to know
you could if you wanted to.
496
00:27:50,637 --> 00:27:51,984
What if I don't want to?
497
00:27:56,245 --> 00:27:57,594
Then you're gonna
come home with me.
498
00:27:59,507 --> 00:28:01,507
- Come on.
- Where are we going?
499
00:28:03,289 --> 00:28:05,811
- It's an Irish goodbye.
- What's an Irish goodbye?
500
00:28:06,289 --> 00:28:09,333
Suddenly, you're just...
not there.
501
00:28:12,550 --> 00:28:14,854
Okay, so you passed the test.
502
00:28:14,854 --> 00:28:17,333
I mean,
now when I think about it...
503
00:28:18,376 --> 00:28:20,202
there were a lot of tests.
504
00:28:20,724 --> 00:28:22,463
I guess it's gonna be a month
505
00:28:22,463 --> 00:28:23,811
before I can
come visit you again.
506
00:28:26,376 --> 00:28:28,289
Why do you have to
go back to school?
507
00:28:29,594 --> 00:28:31,420
'Cause I have to graduate.
508
00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:32,811
You do? Why?
509
00:28:33,941 --> 00:28:35,245
I don't know, but...
510
00:28:36,637 --> 00:28:38,333
Imagine. My parents
would freak out if I--
511
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:39,897
Oh, my God.
512
00:28:39,897 --> 00:28:41,637
Who cares
what your parents think?
513
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:45,811
Besides, I'll miss you.
514
00:28:55,202 --> 00:28:57,724
Hey. Can I ask you something?
515
00:28:59,115 --> 00:29:00,333
What?
516
00:29:02,028 --> 00:29:04,420
Why do you wanna be with me?
517
00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:06,071
You're irresistible.
518
00:29:06,071 --> 00:29:07,507
No, come on.
I'm ser-- I'm serious.
519
00:29:07,507 --> 00:29:08,854
- Why-- Can't--
520
00:29:08,854 --> 00:29:10,245
Can you tell me, like, why--
521
00:29:10,245 --> 00:29:12,028
why do you wanna be with me?
522
00:29:15,507 --> 00:29:18,681
Because every other guy
I've ever been with
has been really judgmental,
523
00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:23,420
and they walk through the world
with their arms crossed.
524
00:29:24,158 --> 00:29:30,115
You always have your arms open,
and it's beautiful.
525
00:29:34,028 --> 00:29:35,245
Who wouldn't
fall in love with that?
526
00:29:39,594 --> 00:29:40,854
You love me?
527
00:29:43,637 --> 00:29:45,158
Yeah.
528
00:30:24,637 --> 00:30:27,115
The Irish goodbye.
529
00:30:28,158 --> 00:30:29,333
You ever see her again?
530
00:30:31,376 --> 00:30:34,463
I called her a few times,
but she never picked up.
531
00:30:35,376 --> 00:30:36,463
I don't blame her, though.
532
00:30:37,507 --> 00:30:39,071
She should've known better,
533
00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:40,550
getting involved
with a college guy.
534
00:30:46,854 --> 00:30:49,463
I bet she didn't tell anyone
she loved them for a while
after that.
535
00:30:49,463 --> 00:30:51,681
You were so young! Okay?
536
00:30:51,681 --> 00:30:53,550
You didn't know
any other way to leave.
537
00:30:53,811 --> 00:30:56,984
I just wish I would've
ended things more gracefully.
538
00:30:56,984 --> 00:30:59,289
Yeah, but she was--
she was sick of dating these
539
00:30:59,289 --> 00:31:01,463
broken guys
who screwed her over,
540
00:31:01,463 --> 00:31:04,681
so she found a wide-eyed boy
she thought wouldn't hurt her.
541
00:31:04,681 --> 00:31:09,071
But you get hurt the most
by people you think
couldn't possibly hurt you.
542
00:31:09,289 --> 00:31:10,507
Mmm.
543
00:31:13,376 --> 00:31:14,811
Where'd you learn that?
544
00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:18,420
Well, that is
another story entirely.
545
00:31:22,507 --> 00:31:23,984
- Come in.
546
00:31:23,984 --> 00:31:26,463
Hi. Professor Fielding?
547
00:31:26,463 --> 00:31:28,376
Please don't
call me "Professor."
548
00:31:28,376 --> 00:31:29,811
That makes me feel
like I'm supposed to
549
00:31:29,811 --> 00:31:31,463
actually profess something.
550
00:31:33,507 --> 00:31:36,333
- I'm Wallace.
- Yeah, I know. Hi.
551
00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:38,115
I'm Jane.
552
00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:40,289
Nice to meet you, Jane.
553
00:31:43,115 --> 00:31:44,594
You know what? I should--
554
00:31:44,594 --> 00:31:46,681
I should actually get back.
555
00:31:46,681 --> 00:31:48,376
You-- What's wrong?
556
00:31:48,376 --> 00:31:50,463
Nothing. I just--
557
00:31:50,811 --> 00:31:52,507
I just have a deadline,
558
00:31:52,507 --> 00:31:54,376
and I wanna get an early
start tomorrow, so.
559
00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:15,637
- Really nice afternoon.
- Yeah.
560
00:32:15,637 --> 00:32:16,941
I mean it.
561
00:32:18,463 --> 00:32:19,768
It really was.
562
00:32:22,158 --> 00:32:23,289
I'm sad that you have to go.
563
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:25,897
Yeah, me too.
564
00:32:26,245 --> 00:32:29,071
Would you like
to have my number?
565
00:32:30,637 --> 00:32:32,507
Yes, I would.
566
00:32:32,507 --> 00:32:34,028
I would definitely like
to have your number.
567
00:32:36,071 --> 00:32:37,811
- Just...
- Here.
568
00:32:37,811 --> 00:32:39,594
...call me anytime, okay?
569
00:32:39,594 --> 00:32:41,376
If you're in the mood for pie
or trespassing,
570
00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:43,115
or you just wanna hear some more
571
00:32:43,115 --> 00:32:44,724
embarrassing stories
about my love life,
572
00:32:44,724 --> 00:32:45,984
you know I got
an endless supply.
573
00:32:45,984 --> 00:32:47,507
Well, you never know.
574
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:48,811
I might
just take you up on that.
575
00:32:48,811 --> 00:32:50,071
Sounds good.
576
00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:18,550
Oh, my God, you're the guy
from the coat closet.
577
00:33:18,550 --> 00:33:20,071
Oh, God...
578
00:33:20,071 --> 00:33:21,463
That was awesome.
579
00:33:21,463 --> 00:33:23,115
Wait, what? Really?
580
00:33:23,115 --> 00:33:25,115
I've been to
so many weddings this year,
581
00:33:25,115 --> 00:33:27,333
they're all starting
to blend together.
582
00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:30,333
But... I'm definitely not
gonna forget this one.
583
00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:32,158
Hey, I'm happy to be of service.
584
00:33:33,768 --> 00:33:35,376
You deserve a drink.
585
00:33:35,376 --> 00:33:36,811
I do.
586
00:33:36,811 --> 00:33:38,158
Can I buy you a drink?
587
00:33:38,158 --> 00:33:39,333
It's an open bar.
588
00:33:39,724 --> 00:33:41,289
Right.
589
00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:43,984
Can I buy you a free drink?
590
00:33:49,854 --> 00:33:51,376
Will you excuse me?
591
00:33:53,376 --> 00:33:54,594
Sure...
592
00:33:55,768 --> 00:33:59,115
♪ Don't leave anything
593
00:34:00,376 --> 00:34:04,420
♪ I can't take the memories
594
00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:08,854
♪ And all the pain that
It will bring ♪
595
00:34:09,550 --> 00:34:16,028
♪ If you leave me,
Please don't ♪
596
00:34:17,811 --> 00:34:19,768
♪ Forget my heart
597
00:34:25,071 --> 00:34:26,333
Hello?
598
00:34:26,941 --> 00:34:28,681
Hi.
599
00:34:29,202 --> 00:34:32,376
You know, I was actually just
making you a Spotify playlist
600
00:34:32,376 --> 00:34:34,028
like an eighth grader
with a crush.
601
00:34:34,028 --> 00:34:35,854
That is adorable.
602
00:34:35,854 --> 00:34:37,854
Yeah. It was pretty
fucking cute.
603
00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:43,941
So, when I was in college,
I met a guy named Elton.
604
00:34:44,376 --> 00:34:47,376
It was my senior year,
and I had just about
605
00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:49,681
given up hope of meeting
anyone interesting.
606
00:34:56,463 --> 00:34:57,941
Hey, man.
607
00:34:57,941 --> 00:35:00,115
- Dre! Hey.
- What's up?
608
00:35:00,115 --> 00:35:01,681
How you doing, man?
We good?
609
00:35:01,681 --> 00:35:03,071
Yeah, what you need?
610
00:35:03,071 --> 00:35:04,463
I don't know. Last night--
611
00:35:07,115 --> 00:35:08,376
One second.
612
00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:16,724
Hi.
613
00:35:17,724 --> 00:35:18,941
Hi.
614
00:35:20,115 --> 00:35:21,897
You're out
on a school night, huh?
615
00:35:21,897 --> 00:35:25,550
Yeah, ev-- everyone
goes out on Thursdays, so.
616
00:35:25,550 --> 00:35:29,028
Yeah. Seems that way.
617
00:35:30,376 --> 00:35:33,028
So, do you go to school here?
618
00:35:33,289 --> 00:35:34,376
For now, yes.
619
00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:36,550
Can I buy you a drink?
620
00:35:37,507 --> 00:35:39,333
Okay.
621
00:35:39,768 --> 00:35:43,158
Cool. Andre, may I please
get the usual?
622
00:35:43,158 --> 00:35:46,071
- And...
- Oh, um...
623
00:35:47,289 --> 00:35:49,724
um, vodka cranberry, please.
624
00:35:50,158 --> 00:35:51,637
You got an ID?
625
00:35:51,984 --> 00:35:54,637
Mm-hmm, yeah! No, I--
I definitely have it.
626
00:35:54,637 --> 00:35:56,376
- I saw it earlier. She has it.
- Somewhere.
627
00:35:56,376 --> 00:35:58,245
- I just had it, I swear.
- Oh! God, I've got it.
628
00:35:58,245 --> 00:35:59,463
I've...
629
00:36:02,941 --> 00:36:04,289
I was holding onto it
this whole time.
630
00:36:06,245 --> 00:36:07,463
Wow.
631
00:36:09,637 --> 00:36:10,984
Isn't she perfect?
632
00:36:16,115 --> 00:36:17,854
Ooh, Elton.
633
00:36:20,115 --> 00:36:23,420
Yeah. I fell
for him pretty hard.
634
00:36:23,420 --> 00:36:27,463
...which is
the inspiration that leads
Hardy to write this novel.
635
00:36:28,158 --> 00:36:31,724
So, who can remind me what
we were discussing on Wednesday?
636
00:36:32,071 --> 00:36:37,507
We were focused on the nature
of Hardy's attitude toward
Tess's virginity.
637
00:36:37,984 --> 00:36:42,681
How did this book challenge
sexual morals of Victorianism?
638
00:36:43,376 --> 00:36:47,376
Hardy had an attitude that was
counterpoint to the role that
639
00:36:47,376 --> 00:36:49,028
- women were expected to play--
640
00:36:54,071 --> 00:36:56,984
Hi, yes. Sorry, I'm--
So sorry I'm late,
641
00:36:56,984 --> 00:36:59,376
but I just-- I had one question.
642
00:36:59,376 --> 00:37:03,158
Um, I'm wondering how this
relates to Kierkegaard's
existentialism?
643
00:37:03,158 --> 00:37:08,463
Specifically his belief that
God's silence is actually God.
644
00:37:08,463 --> 00:37:11,984
Kierkegaard. Sorry, who are you?
Are you even in this class?
645
00:37:11,984 --> 00:37:15,724
Uh, well, not according to
Kierkegaard.
646
00:37:16,289 --> 00:37:18,637
Anyway! If you'll excuse me,
Professor--
647
00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:20,158
if you really are one--
648
00:37:20,158 --> 00:37:22,376
I require this young woman for
649
00:37:22,376 --> 00:37:25,768
an experiment
in transcendentalism.
650
00:37:26,289 --> 00:37:28,681
Yes. The rest of you...
farewell.
651
00:37:28,681 --> 00:37:31,637
And good luck!
This class is boring.
652
00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:34,202
So sorry.
653
00:37:36,941 --> 00:37:39,550
Did you see his face?
654
00:37:40,071 --> 00:37:42,594
- Oh, my God. That made my day.
655
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,245
Huh.
656
00:37:44,594 --> 00:37:48,854
Huh... everybody's spying on us.
657
00:37:49,202 --> 00:37:52,071
Oh, yeah? Hey, why is that?
658
00:37:52,897 --> 00:37:55,158
Well, clearly they wanna know
the secret to everlasting love.
659
00:38:01,507 --> 00:38:03,028
- Wha--
660
00:38:03,028 --> 00:38:06,289
Yeah, um, right there.
661
00:38:06,289 --> 00:38:08,768
That guy. See him?
He's taking photos of us
662
00:38:08,768 --> 00:38:10,333
to send back to his
contacts in Russia.
663
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,681
- Yeah.
664
00:38:11,681 --> 00:38:13,028
What is the Russian government
665
00:38:13,028 --> 00:38:14,724
gonna do with everlasting love?
666
00:38:14,724 --> 00:38:16,028
Start a disinformation
campaign about it?
667
00:38:17,333 --> 00:38:18,550
I'm dead serious, Jane.
668
00:38:22,854 --> 00:38:25,333
And none of this
set off any alarm bells?
669
00:38:26,376 --> 00:38:29,984
Well, historically,
I am tone deaf when
it comes to alarm bells.
670
00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:38,984
Jane!
671
00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:40,897
No-- [laughs] Look up.
672
00:38:40,897 --> 00:38:42,724
- Oh, my God. Elton!
- Hey!
673
00:38:42,724 --> 00:38:44,811
What are you doing up there?
674
00:38:44,811 --> 00:38:46,941
I wanted to proclaim my love
for you from the--
675
00:38:46,941 --> 00:38:49,158
the highest thing on campus!
676
00:38:49,158 --> 00:38:51,724
Okay, are you sure you're not
the highest thing on campus?
677
00:38:51,724 --> 00:38:53,984
- Get down!
- I'm not currently!
678
00:38:53,984 --> 00:38:56,897
- Look, Ma, no meds!
- Elton, please
get down from there!
679
00:38:56,897 --> 00:38:58,984
- You're gonna get in trouble.
- Hey!
680
00:38:58,984 --> 00:39:01,202
- Oh, trouble?
- What's
going on here?
681
00:39:01,202 --> 00:39:02,768
- Oh, God.
- You're the trouble I'm in!
682
00:39:02,768 --> 00:39:04,420
You're the trouble
I'll never get out of!
683
00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:06,681
Come on, kid,
get off the roof.
684
00:39:06,681 --> 00:39:08,594
Is he your boyfriend?
Is he-- is he drunk?
685
00:39:08,594 --> 00:39:11,681
No, no, no, no, no! Don't!
Don't talk to him, Jane.
686
00:39:11,681 --> 00:39:14,333
Listen, he's just trying to
help you, all right? Just...
687
00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:17,158
I don't need any help!
688
00:39:20,811 --> 00:39:22,550
Elton, please, just--
689
00:39:23,768 --> 00:39:25,202
Elton...
690
00:39:32,158 --> 00:39:33,289
Supposed to be romantic.
691
00:39:34,158 --> 00:39:35,463
Oh, my God.
692
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:49,637
So you never
saw him again?
693
00:39:59,420 --> 00:40:01,071
You missed the memo
about Casual Fridays.
694
00:40:01,071 --> 00:40:03,071
You must be so embarrassed.
695
00:40:07,463 --> 00:40:09,202
Hey.
696
00:40:16,941 --> 00:40:18,550
Look, before we get
into anything,
697
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:21,594
I want to apologize for, um...
698
00:40:21,984 --> 00:40:23,376
my little rooftop stunt.
699
00:40:23,376 --> 00:40:25,637
No, you don't need to apologize.
700
00:40:25,637 --> 00:40:27,897
Well...
701
00:40:28,681 --> 00:40:30,941
as you can see, my mother
got a little carried away.
702
00:40:30,941 --> 00:40:33,376
Decided I needed a vacation.
703
00:40:33,376 --> 00:40:35,984
Well, I'm glad you get a break.
704
00:40:38,854 --> 00:40:40,333
You know, in a couple of weeks,
705
00:40:41,158 --> 00:40:42,854
if I play my cards right,
706
00:40:42,854 --> 00:40:44,507
I could probably
get out of here.
707
00:40:46,507 --> 00:40:47,854
I mean, you shouldn't--
708
00:40:47,854 --> 00:40:49,941
you shouldn't rush it, right?
709
00:40:50,463 --> 00:40:51,941
We can spend the summer
in Paris.
710
00:40:52,594 --> 00:40:53,897
Let's just--
711
00:40:55,594 --> 00:40:58,071
let's just take it
one step at a time, okay?
712
00:41:00,637 --> 00:41:02,550
Oh...
713
00:41:03,854 --> 00:41:06,550
Wa-- was that pity?
714
00:41:09,115 --> 00:41:10,854
What? No.
No, that wasn't pity. I--
715
00:41:10,854 --> 00:41:12,420
Why did-- why'd you come here?
716
00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:15,028
To see you.
I wanna help you get better.
717
00:41:15,028 --> 00:41:16,550
- Get better. Uh, uh--
- Yeah.
718
00:41:16,550 --> 00:41:18,984
At what, exactly?
Better-- better at what?
719
00:41:18,984 --> 00:41:21,289
- Well, I-- I can help
take care of you.
- Jesus. I--
720
00:41:21,289 --> 00:41:23,550
- I-- N--
- I can take
care of myself.
721
00:41:23,550 --> 00:41:25,637
No, please,
Elton-- Elton, I'm sorry.
722
00:41:25,637 --> 00:41:28,289
That-- that's not--
that's not what I meant.
723
00:41:28,289 --> 00:41:30,854
- Um--
- Okay? I'm sorry. Elton...
724
00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:34,245
I'm sorry, Jane.
725
00:41:36,376 --> 00:41:38,811
That was rude of me.
726
00:41:39,158 --> 00:41:40,854
You know, why--
why don't we, um--
727
00:41:41,115 --> 00:41:43,376
why don't we get
back to planning Paris?
728
00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:46,115
God, it's the City of Lights.
729
00:41:46,811 --> 00:41:50,463
It also has a weird amount
of snail preparation.
730
00:41:50,811 --> 00:41:52,202
We should stay in...
731
00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:04,637
God, I hated leaving him
like that. It just...
732
00:42:06,550 --> 00:42:09,376
I was so young.
I didn't know what to do.
733
00:42:09,811 --> 00:42:12,158
- Yeah, that must have
been so hard.
- Yeah.
734
00:42:12,158 --> 00:42:14,245
I guess I felt like
if I didn't get out then,
735
00:42:14,245 --> 00:42:17,724
I'd just wash away with him.
736
00:42:20,245 --> 00:42:22,376
Hey, where are you exactly?
737
00:42:23,941 --> 00:42:25,245
A beach.
738
00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:29,115
It's not too far, I don't think.
739
00:42:29,115 --> 00:42:31,594
If I drop you a pin,
could you come pick me up?
740
00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:34,811
Yeah.
741
00:42:49,115 --> 00:42:50,289
Hi.
742
00:42:50,941 --> 00:42:52,420
Hi.
743
00:43:05,724 --> 00:43:08,028
You know, my mom was depressed
for most of my childhood.
744
00:43:10,158 --> 00:43:12,420
She practically stayed in bed
for an entire year.
745
00:43:14,854 --> 00:43:17,550
And my dad would always try
to pretend that it was normal,
746
00:43:18,245 --> 00:43:22,420
but we were just...
consumed by her sadness.
747
00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:30,550
I just, like,
would try to avoid going home
as much as I could.
748
00:43:31,681 --> 00:43:34,463
And then so did my dad.
749
00:43:37,289 --> 00:43:38,724
Did they separate?
750
00:43:39,854 --> 00:43:41,115
Yeah.
751
00:43:42,941 --> 00:43:44,289
Yeah, mine too.
752
00:43:47,115 --> 00:43:49,637
- I was three when it happened.
- Mmm.
753
00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:53,376
It's actually my first memory.
754
00:43:54,376 --> 00:43:59,289
I-- I remember, I was standing
at the top of the staircase,
755
00:43:59,289 --> 00:44:04,854
and I was looking down
the stairs at all of my dad's
suitcases at the front door.
756
00:44:05,550 --> 00:44:06,984
Yeah.
757
00:44:06,984 --> 00:44:08,463
- That's messed up.
- Yeah.
758
00:44:08,463 --> 00:44:10,289
I mean, between the two of us...
759
00:44:14,768 --> 00:44:17,202
Ugh. You never
get over that shit.
760
00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,420
You know what?
761
00:44:22,854 --> 00:44:25,071
- What?
- I'm starving.
762
00:44:25,071 --> 00:44:26,811
Are you? Are you always hungry?
763
00:44:26,811 --> 00:44:28,811
- I'm always hungry.
- You're always hungry.
764
00:44:28,811 --> 00:44:31,289
- Let's go.
- There's nothing like
childhood trauma to just
765
00:44:31,289 --> 00:44:34,768
- get the appetite going.
766
00:44:36,811 --> 00:44:38,245
♪ If you keep leaving me
767
00:44:40,289 --> 00:44:42,289
♪ I'll keep loving you
768
00:44:45,071 --> 00:44:47,333
♪ If you keep hurtin' me
769
00:44:50,463 --> 00:44:52,681
♪ I'll keep wanting you
770
00:44:55,028 --> 00:44:57,550
♪ Sure as the sky is blue
771
00:45:00,115 --> 00:45:02,550
♪ Through all you
Put me through ♪
772
00:45:05,028 --> 00:45:07,724
♪ If you keep leaving me
773
00:45:07,724 --> 00:45:09,941
This is from the playlist
I made you.
774
00:45:10,463 --> 00:45:11,724
♪ I'll keep loving you ♪
775
00:45:11,724 --> 00:45:12,941
I like it.
776
00:45:18,289 --> 00:45:21,071
Oh, wait. Pull over.
Please, let's pull up here.
777
00:45:21,550 --> 00:45:23,245
♪ I would learn ♪
778
00:45:26,984 --> 00:45:31,376
♪ To stay away from fire
779
00:45:31,376 --> 00:45:35,507
♪ When I'm gettin' burned
780
00:45:38,333 --> 00:45:40,420
Oh, shit. It's closed.
781
00:45:40,420 --> 00:45:42,550
Come on. Since when
do you care what signs say?
782
00:45:43,071 --> 00:45:45,202
Watch me smooth-talk
our way into this place.
783
00:45:46,550 --> 00:45:49,811
♪ If you keep leaving me
784
00:45:53,984 --> 00:45:55,854
Well, this looks
like a lively bunch.
785
00:45:55,854 --> 00:45:58,158
Oh, yeah. Real rager.
786
00:46:03,984 --> 00:46:05,594
I don't do buffets.
787
00:46:05,594 --> 00:46:07,463
- What?
- I'm really bad at buffets.
788
00:46:07,463 --> 00:46:09,594
I end up just piling the ribs
on top of the sushi.
789
00:46:09,594 --> 00:46:11,507
- It's a whole mess.
- How can you be bad at buffets?
790
00:46:11,507 --> 00:46:13,550
What does that even mean?
791
00:46:13,550 --> 00:46:16,115
Look, the joy of a buffet
is you just get another plate.
792
00:46:16,115 --> 00:46:17,897
- You can do that?
- Yeah, there are no rules.
793
00:46:17,897 --> 00:46:19,637
- You can get two plates?
- Hey there!
794
00:46:19,637 --> 00:46:21,333
Who are you?
795
00:46:21,333 --> 00:46:23,071
Are you related to us?
796
00:46:23,071 --> 00:46:25,158
Do I have children
I don't know about?
797
00:46:25,158 --> 00:46:27,724
Please! Look at
the bone structure on these two.
798
00:46:27,724 --> 00:46:29,333
They're gorgeous.
799
00:46:29,681 --> 00:46:31,854
Who the hell are you two?
800
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:34,376
- Uh... we are...
- We are...
801
00:46:34,376 --> 00:46:36,811
- a...
- a couple of party crashers.
802
00:46:36,811 --> 00:46:38,507
- Crashers?
- Yeah.
803
00:46:38,507 --> 00:46:40,376
- Oh, I love it.
804
00:46:40,376 --> 00:46:42,071
It's a party now, huh, Olivia?
805
00:46:42,507 --> 00:46:44,854
Well, if you're gonna crash
our anniversary party,
806
00:46:44,854 --> 00:46:47,028
- you handsome boy...
- Who, me?
807
00:46:47,028 --> 00:46:49,811
Yes, you.
You better dance with me.
808
00:46:49,811 --> 00:46:52,115
Okay, but you gotta teach me,
'cause I got two left feet.
809
00:46:52,115 --> 00:46:54,376
- Have fun.
- Right this way, sir.
810
00:46:56,376 --> 00:46:58,724
This guy gonna keep his hands
to himself out there?
811
00:46:58,724 --> 00:47:00,637
Well, if recent history
is any guide,
812
00:47:00,637 --> 00:47:02,594
- you have nothing
to worry about.
813
00:47:03,507 --> 00:47:04,768
That your wife?
814
00:47:04,768 --> 00:47:06,115
No.
815
00:47:06,811 --> 00:47:08,420
We just met, actually.
816
00:47:08,420 --> 00:47:10,202
- No!
- Yeah.
817
00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:12,333
- Forty goddamn years.
- Wow!
818
00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:15,463
I deserve a medal.
Hell, I deserve a trophy!
819
00:47:15,463 --> 00:47:17,637
She deserves one too.
820
00:47:17,637 --> 00:47:19,420
When I coached Little League,
821
00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:21,811
all the kids got trophies
just for not giving up.
822
00:47:23,420 --> 00:47:25,463
So is that what you're here
celebrating tonight?
823
00:47:25,463 --> 00:47:27,245
Not giving up?
824
00:47:27,245 --> 00:47:29,289
Not givin' up
is what it's all about.
825
00:47:29,941 --> 00:47:31,941
So do you have
any marriage advice?
826
00:47:32,376 --> 00:47:34,811
Ah... separate bathrooms.
827
00:47:34,811 --> 00:47:36,463
Hmm. That's your big tip?
828
00:47:36,463 --> 00:47:37,984
Well, it helps.
829
00:47:38,376 --> 00:47:39,897
- A little.
830
00:47:42,202 --> 00:47:44,115
- Thank you.
831
00:47:44,115 --> 00:47:46,071
- Hey, thank you very much.
832
00:47:46,071 --> 00:47:48,507
All right.
So, should we go get them?
833
00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:51,333
- Thank you so much.
- That was so nice.
834
00:47:51,333 --> 00:47:53,594
- You mind if I cut in?
835
00:47:53,594 --> 00:47:55,158
Are you kidding me?
Of course I mind!
836
00:47:56,463 --> 00:47:57,984
But I'll live.
837
00:47:58,202 --> 00:48:00,115
- I'll live.
- Thank you.
838
00:48:01,681 --> 00:48:04,811
- May I have this dance?
- You may.
839
00:48:07,941 --> 00:48:12,768
♪ There's a somebody
I'm longing to see ♪
840
00:48:12,768 --> 00:48:18,333
♪ I hope that he
Turns out to be ♪
841
00:48:19,681 --> 00:48:26,115
♪ Someone who'll watch over me
842
00:48:31,594 --> 00:48:36,071
♪ I'm a little lamb
Who's lost in the wood ♪
843
00:48:36,071 --> 00:48:38,984
- I thought I was gonna lose you
to Eddie for the night.
844
00:48:38,984 --> 00:48:40,507
"Party crasher!"
845
00:48:40,507 --> 00:48:42,202
Did not sound like him.
846
00:48:42,202 --> 00:48:43,594
Doesn't sound anything
like him, no.
847
00:48:46,376 --> 00:48:49,594
♪ To one who'll watch over me
848
00:48:50,420 --> 00:48:53,245
So... now what?
849
00:48:57,637 --> 00:48:58,724
Do you have a hotel room?
850
00:48:59,941 --> 00:49:01,984
- I have a motel room.
- Hmm.
851
00:49:01,984 --> 00:49:04,115
It's a really nice motel.
852
00:49:04,115 --> 00:49:06,071
- They got a pool.
- Mmm.
853
00:49:06,071 --> 00:49:07,811
There's a bunch
of dead leaves in it.
854
00:49:07,811 --> 00:49:09,507
And they have a vending machine
that sells combs.
855
00:49:09,507 --> 00:49:11,681
- Ooh!
- If you need a comb.
856
00:49:11,681 --> 00:49:13,507
Well, I have been looking
for a good comb, so.
857
00:49:17,376 --> 00:49:20,724
Look...
before we go any further--
858
00:49:20,724 --> 00:49:23,071
- Who said that
we're going any further?
- Nobody.
859
00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:27,071
What?
860
00:49:29,245 --> 00:49:31,158
Do you have a girlfriend, Will?
861
00:49:31,681 --> 00:49:34,637
And let me be clear.
By "girlfriend," I mean
862
00:49:34,637 --> 00:49:36,984
"Do you have any significant
relationships in your life
863
00:49:36,984 --> 00:49:39,594
that might come up
at a later time?"
864
00:49:43,984 --> 00:49:46,811
I've had too many girlfriends
over the past couple years.
865
00:49:47,507 --> 00:49:51,811
But... really, they were all
just versions of the same thing.
866
00:49:55,202 --> 00:49:56,768
I hear you're the photographer.
867
00:49:56,768 --> 00:49:58,420
Yeah. My condolences.
868
00:49:58,420 --> 00:50:00,768
Is that a friend of yours?
869
00:50:01,420 --> 00:50:03,637
Her? Oh, no. She's my dentist.
No, I'm just kidding.
870
00:50:03,637 --> 00:50:05,289
No, I don't know
any of these people.
871
00:50:05,289 --> 00:50:07,376
They're just moments
that caught my eye,
872
00:50:07,376 --> 00:50:09,811
and then I took pictures of 'em
and threw 'em up on a wall.
873
00:50:09,811 --> 00:50:11,941
Well, self-deprecation
will get you everywhere.
874
00:50:12,681 --> 00:50:14,202
- Cheers.
875
00:50:14,724 --> 00:50:17,028
Wait, that's that bar
in Greenpoint?
876
00:50:17,028 --> 00:50:18,376
Yeah, yeah, with the ping-pong.
877
00:50:18,376 --> 00:50:19,811
I love ping-pong.
878
00:50:19,811 --> 00:50:21,637
What? You trying to lose?
879
00:50:22,158 --> 00:50:23,507
You know how to get there?
880
00:50:23,507 --> 00:50:24,724
I'm sure I could find it.
881
00:50:26,637 --> 00:50:29,594
Oh, From Russia with Love
is the best Bond movie!
882
00:50:29,594 --> 00:50:31,376
- I'd love to see it sometime.
- Oh, yeah?
883
00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:33,289
I got a copy at my place.
We should watch it.
884
00:50:33,289 --> 00:50:34,941
When?
885
00:50:34,941 --> 00:50:37,768
Let me check my schedule.
How about... now?
886
00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:40,768
Sure.
887
00:50:40,768 --> 00:50:42,854
That just
sounds terrible.
888
00:50:43,594 --> 00:50:45,594
I'm not proud
of any of this.
889
00:50:45,594 --> 00:50:46,984
Really?
890
00:50:46,984 --> 00:50:48,594
Not even a little bit?
891
00:50:50,637 --> 00:50:52,463
Not anymore.
892
00:50:52,463 --> 00:50:55,245
So, you're sure you don't
want me to come with you?
893
00:50:55,245 --> 00:50:58,202
Yeah, it's just an
engagement party for this guy
I used to play in a band with.
894
00:50:58,202 --> 00:51:00,637
Well, look, I'd love to get
a little window into your past.
895
00:51:00,637 --> 00:51:03,115
- I'm barely gonna know anyone.
- If I come, you'll know me.
896
00:51:03,115 --> 00:51:04,550
Okay...
897
00:51:04,550 --> 00:51:07,158
- I-- Sorry.
898
00:51:08,724 --> 00:51:10,768
- What are we doing?
- What do you mean?
899
00:51:11,028 --> 00:51:13,333
Well, you clearly don't wanna
be with me anymore, so.
900
00:51:13,811 --> 00:51:16,115
Can you not? Please,
can you not be so paranoid?
901
00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:18,158
- I'm gonna text you
when I come home.
902
00:51:18,158 --> 00:51:20,071
Hey, hey. I promise, I'll text
you as soon as I leave.
903
00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:23,854
I have to do everything for you?
904
00:51:24,768 --> 00:51:26,028
What do you mean?
905
00:51:28,984 --> 00:51:30,420
I'm leaving.
906
00:51:40,202 --> 00:51:41,897
So for the last year
I've been single.
907
00:51:41,897 --> 00:51:43,811
And I know it doesn't
seem like it, but I--
908
00:51:43,811 --> 00:51:45,637
I've been trying really hard
to get my act together.
909
00:51:50,507 --> 00:51:53,376
Look, it's not like I don't
come with my own complications.
910
00:51:53,376 --> 00:51:54,724
Don't tell me: you're married.
911
00:51:55,420 --> 00:51:56,681
Almost.
912
00:51:57,550 --> 00:51:58,941
Wait, almost? I was joking.
913
00:52:01,028 --> 00:52:02,681
I was set up
on a blind date
914
00:52:02,681 --> 00:52:04,984
with a lawyer named Mark.
915
00:52:05,463 --> 00:52:09,071
I hate blind dates,
and I thought I hated lawyers.
916
00:52:09,420 --> 00:52:11,245
- Jane? Hi, I'm Mark.
- Hi.
917
00:52:11,245 --> 00:52:12,376
- Hey.
- I'm so sorry I'm late.
918
00:52:12,376 --> 00:52:14,463
Oh, that's okay. Oh, I--
919
00:52:14,811 --> 00:52:17,028
I didn't realize we were
going somewhere dressy.
920
00:52:17,028 --> 00:52:19,071
- I would've--
- Oh, no, no.
I just came from work.
921
00:52:19,071 --> 00:52:20,681
- Oh.
- Yeah. I'm good.
You look great.
922
00:52:20,681 --> 00:52:22,376
- Thanks.
- Shall we?
923
00:52:22,376 --> 00:52:23,550
- Yeah.
- All right, great.
924
00:52:31,245 --> 00:52:35,637
- All right. Mom is Kit,
Dad is... Drew.
- Yes! Yes.
925
00:52:35,637 --> 00:52:38,463
They have a tendency to wear
identical Irish wool sweaters,
926
00:52:38,463 --> 00:52:40,245
so sometimes it's hard
to tell them apart.
927
00:52:40,245 --> 00:52:42,289
And they also
have an Irish wool rug,
928
00:52:42,289 --> 00:52:44,376
so sometimes it's hard to
tell them apart from the rug.
929
00:52:44,376 --> 00:52:46,724
Ah. Now you're just
making stuff up.
930
00:52:46,724 --> 00:52:48,768
No, I spent
a whole night one time
931
00:52:48,768 --> 00:52:50,463
talking to my dad about
the difference between
932
00:52:50,463 --> 00:52:52,376
nautical miles and actual miles.
933
00:52:52,376 --> 00:52:53,897
Turns out I was
talking to the rug.
934
00:52:53,897 --> 00:52:56,724
- And Todd is your brother. Todd.
- Yeah.
935
00:52:56,724 --> 00:52:58,984
- Okay.
- Yeah, he's our, uh,
pride and joy.
936
00:52:58,984 --> 00:53:01,594
Kicked out of three schools for
drugs I've never even heard of.
937
00:53:01,594 --> 00:53:03,768
- Oh.
- You know,
sometimes I wonder how
938
00:53:03,768 --> 00:53:05,420
he even finds out
about 'em, you know?
939
00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:08,984
Like, some special newsletter
for fuck-ups?
940
00:53:08,984 --> 00:53:10,594
I think I get that newsletter.
941
00:53:13,768 --> 00:53:14,984
Not anymore, you don't.
942
00:53:17,550 --> 00:53:18,811
Ready?
943
00:53:19,376 --> 00:53:20,724
Yeah.
944
00:53:22,984 --> 00:53:25,507
Who wants sangria?
945
00:53:25,507 --> 00:53:26,984
- Oh, wow!
946
00:53:26,984 --> 00:53:28,681
- Mom, thanks.
- Ahh.
947
00:53:28,681 --> 00:53:30,028
It's my special recipe.
948
00:53:30,028 --> 00:53:31,854
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
949
00:53:31,854 --> 00:53:33,376
Yes. Oh, okay. Sure.
950
00:53:34,289 --> 00:53:35,768
Well, okay.
951
00:53:35,768 --> 00:53:37,115
That's nice.
952
00:53:47,115 --> 00:53:50,594
I-- I went to a summer camp
near here when I was a kid.
953
00:53:50,594 --> 00:53:53,028
- Oh!
- Yeah, I remember
this one night,
954
00:53:53,028 --> 00:53:55,071
I-- I got really trashed,
955
00:53:55,071 --> 00:53:59,333
- and I tripped and I--
I fell into a ravine.
- Oh...
956
00:53:59,854 --> 00:54:02,854
Um... yeah, and I-- I got
stuck there the entire night.
957
00:54:02,854 --> 00:54:04,724
- It was-- it was crazy.
- Ah.
958
00:54:04,724 --> 00:54:06,984
Boys didn't help
you get out of there?
959
00:54:06,984 --> 00:54:09,594
Oh, no. No, they ran off.
They left me there.
960
00:54:09,594 --> 00:54:13,681
Oh. Well, that is just terrible
that somebody would do that.
961
00:54:13,681 --> 00:54:16,289
I only hope they were
prosecuted to the fullest
extent of the law.
962
00:54:16,289 --> 00:54:19,245
- Todd's being sarcastic.
963
00:54:19,245 --> 00:54:22,463
- One of his many charms.
964
00:54:23,158 --> 00:54:26,724
So, Jane, uh, Mark tells us
you are a journalist.
965
00:54:26,724 --> 00:54:28,115
- Mm-hmm.
- Now, where do you work?
966
00:54:28,115 --> 00:54:30,463
I freelance.
967
00:54:30,463 --> 00:54:31,897
- Oh!
- Ooh.
968
00:54:31,897 --> 00:54:33,594
Oh, I could never manage that.
969
00:54:33,941 --> 00:54:35,376
- Too stressful.
- Yes.
970
00:54:37,071 --> 00:54:40,115
Actually, I like
not knowing where my next job
is coming from.
971
00:54:40,115 --> 00:54:42,115
Keeps me on my toes.
972
00:54:42,115 --> 00:54:45,333
And it means that no one
can tie me down, you know?
973
00:54:45,941 --> 00:54:48,071
Well, uh, why don't I just
get right to the reason
974
00:54:48,071 --> 00:54:49,550
- that we're here, then?
- Okay.
975
00:54:49,550 --> 00:54:52,724
All right. Um, Jane and I...
976
00:54:53,594 --> 00:54:54,897
are engaged.
977
00:54:57,507 --> 00:54:59,158
Wait, you were engaged?
978
00:54:59,507 --> 00:55:00,811
Ohh!
979
00:55:03,158 --> 00:55:05,637
- Yeah, we're so happy.
- Thanks. Yeah.
980
00:55:05,637 --> 00:55:06,984
Color me surprised!
981
00:55:06,984 --> 00:55:08,550
When was this?
982
00:55:08,811 --> 00:55:10,463
Three months ago.
983
00:55:10,463 --> 00:55:13,289
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
984
00:55:13,984 --> 00:55:16,028
I really wouldn't expect you
to be with a guy like, uh...
985
00:55:16,028 --> 00:55:17,507
what was his name?
986
00:55:17,984 --> 00:55:19,550
- Mark.
- Mark. Yeah.
987
00:55:20,376 --> 00:55:22,984
I mean, I wouldn't
expect you to get engaged
to a guy like that.
988
00:55:22,984 --> 00:55:26,202
Okay, what kind of guy would
you expect me to get engaged to?
989
00:55:26,202 --> 00:55:28,071
I don't know. Like, a cynical...
990
00:55:28,071 --> 00:55:32,245
you know, dark,
brooding guy with a neck tattoo?
991
00:55:32,245 --> 00:55:35,071
Well-- well, that is
incredibly insulting.
992
00:55:35,507 --> 00:55:37,507
But I see what you mean.
993
00:55:37,507 --> 00:55:40,289
Okay, so what was so special
about this fuddy-duddy?
994
00:55:42,202 --> 00:55:45,681
- I guess I was just tired
of the drama, you know?
- Mm-hmm.
995
00:55:45,681 --> 00:55:47,811
I was willing to accept
the bargain.
996
00:55:48,158 --> 00:55:49,376
What bargain?
997
00:55:51,507 --> 00:55:55,420
That by capping my levels
of pleasure and pain
998
00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:59,202
and generally
committing to the virtues
of relative happiness
999
00:55:59,202 --> 00:56:02,550
in return, I'd get some
sort of stable life.
1000
00:56:02,854 --> 00:56:05,245
- Right.
- Wrong, actually.
1001
00:56:05,768 --> 00:56:09,071
Our engagement lasted 13 days.
1002
00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:21,028
- Hey, Todd.
- Hey.
1003
00:56:21,028 --> 00:56:23,202
Are you looking for Mark?
1004
00:56:23,202 --> 00:56:25,594
- He's at softball practice
until 4:30.
- I know.
1005
00:56:27,333 --> 00:56:30,420
Actually, uh...
I came to see you.
1006
00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:31,724
Oh.
1007
00:56:33,376 --> 00:56:35,681
- Are-- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
1008
00:56:35,984 --> 00:56:38,202
Uh, can I come in?
1009
00:56:38,202 --> 00:56:39,811
Yeah, of course. Come in.
1010
00:56:43,202 --> 00:56:46,071
This is pretty much the only
cocktail I know how to make.
1011
00:56:48,463 --> 00:56:51,071
Basically just
tastes like a candy bar.
1012
00:56:52,420 --> 00:56:53,854
I kinda have a crush on you.
1013
00:56:56,420 --> 00:56:57,984
I-- I had to tell you.
1014
00:56:58,333 --> 00:57:00,594
I stop during the day,
I wonder what you're doing.
1015
00:57:01,637 --> 00:57:02,811
Like, all the time.
1016
00:57:05,594 --> 00:57:07,768
Thank you.
That's-- that's very flattering.
1017
00:57:07,768 --> 00:57:10,245
I'm not as crazy
as Mark makes me out to be.
1018
00:57:11,594 --> 00:57:14,245
I'm just not so good at,
you know, being in denial.
1019
00:57:15,941 --> 00:57:17,594
Well, you're young.
You'll improve.
1020
00:57:19,637 --> 00:57:21,811
- Look, I'm serious.
1021
00:57:21,811 --> 00:57:23,463
I can't stop thinking about you.
1022
00:57:23,463 --> 00:57:25,333
Well, you should probably try.
1023
00:57:25,768 --> 00:57:27,333
Okay? Because
I'm marrying your brother.
1024
00:57:29,115 --> 00:57:31,289
You're the most
beautiful thing I've ever seen.
1025
00:57:31,289 --> 00:57:33,245
- And Mark?
1026
00:57:34,376 --> 00:57:36,071
Okay, he's boring.
1027
00:57:37,202 --> 00:57:38,637
You don't love him.
1028
00:57:39,028 --> 00:57:41,507
I know it. You know it.
1029
00:57:42,550 --> 00:57:44,420
- Do I?
- You're settling.
1030
00:57:46,071 --> 00:57:48,028
- And you're gonna regret it.
- Okay, Todd.
1031
00:57:48,028 --> 00:57:50,637
You're a junior in college,
all right? This is a crush.
1032
00:57:50,637 --> 00:57:52,811
It will burn off
in a month or two. I promise.
1033
00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:58,724
Yeah? You should ask him
to tell you the location
1034
00:57:58,724 --> 00:58:02,115
of any specific
freckle on your body.
1035
00:58:02,768 --> 00:58:04,811
Ask him if he's got
any of them memorized.
1036
00:58:06,724 --> 00:58:08,158
I do.
1037
00:58:13,811 --> 00:58:15,071
You should go now.
1038
00:58:34,897 --> 00:58:36,941
Good evening.
Can I help you, ma'am?
1039
00:58:42,028 --> 00:58:43,333
Hey, hey.
1040
00:58:46,637 --> 00:58:48,289
Everything all right?
1041
00:58:48,289 --> 00:58:51,245
I have to
tell you something.
1042
00:58:53,158 --> 00:58:54,420
Okay.
1043
00:58:56,376 --> 00:58:57,897
But, I mean, you--
you should know
1044
00:58:57,897 --> 00:58:59,463
that you don't
have to tell me anything.
1045
00:58:59,463 --> 00:59:00,941
Only if you want to.
1046
00:59:02,637 --> 00:59:06,681
Well, I thought the whole point
of marriage was, you know,
1047
00:59:06,681 --> 00:59:10,028
to-- to tell each other
everything, to not keep secrets.
1048
00:59:10,028 --> 00:59:14,333
People always have secrets.
And that's okay, you know?
1049
00:59:14,768 --> 00:59:16,897
Little bit of mystery's
a good thing, isn't it?
1050
00:59:19,376 --> 00:59:20,811
I slept with your brother.
1051
00:59:36,245 --> 00:59:37,724
You slept with his brother?
1052
00:59:39,376 --> 00:59:40,681
Ooh.
1053
00:59:41,941 --> 00:59:43,594
I gotta keep you
away from my family.
1054
00:59:45,984 --> 00:59:47,854
I mean, it's impressive, though.
1055
00:59:47,854 --> 00:59:49,768
Why torpedo something
when you can just...
1056
00:59:49,768 --> 00:59:52,071
...nuke it instead?
1057
00:59:52,507 --> 00:59:55,854
Yeah, well,
my self-loathing reached
1058
00:59:55,854 --> 00:59:57,115
new levels with this one.
1059
00:59:58,507 --> 01:00:00,245
I guess that's part
of the reason why
1060
01:00:00,245 --> 01:00:02,420
I came on so strong
today at the wedding.
1061
01:00:02,420 --> 01:00:04,811
I thought it was 'cause
I was so handsome and charming.
1062
01:00:04,811 --> 01:00:09,202
- No. You literally
could have been anyone.
- Got it.
1063
01:00:11,768 --> 01:00:13,854
♪ Ain't it out of heart
in case it makes a getaway ♪
1064
01:00:15,245 --> 01:00:17,594
♪ They say to stay together
1065
01:00:21,768 --> 01:00:22,941
So now what?
1066
01:00:25,463 --> 01:00:28,463
Well, what do you do
when you've told each other
everything
1067
01:00:28,463 --> 01:00:30,594
and you didn't
run for the hills?
1068
01:00:30,594 --> 01:00:33,463
♪ Even if forever never
Really wanted to stay ♪
1069
01:00:34,202 --> 01:00:41,158
♪ Oh, oh I said I never
Believed in the mates of soul ♪
1070
01:00:41,158 --> 01:00:46,115
♪ And so I never once
Claimed that I know ♪
1071
01:00:46,115 --> 01:00:49,550
♪ That you're the only,
Only one for me ♪
1072
01:00:49,550 --> 01:00:51,028
- Oh!
- Oh, shit.
1073
01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:57,420
♪ Oh, and I know
1074
01:00:57,420 --> 01:00:59,376
- Okay.
- Are you gonna hold it
against me that
1075
01:00:59,376 --> 01:01:00,897
our first time was
in a cheap motel?
1076
01:01:00,897 --> 01:01:02,637
- It's better than a coat closet.
1077
01:01:05,376 --> 01:01:08,681
- Wait.
- You fucking with me?
1078
01:01:09,681 --> 01:01:12,245
No, I'm serious.
Just... hold on.
1079
01:01:12,245 --> 01:01:14,637
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
1080
01:01:17,637 --> 01:01:19,420
Look,
if we're really gonna do this,
1081
01:01:19,420 --> 01:01:21,071
I have to tell you
about someone else.
1082
01:01:22,507 --> 01:01:23,768
- Okay.
- And I-- I tried to--
1083
01:01:24,811 --> 01:01:26,115
I tried to tell you earlier.
1084
01:01:32,550 --> 01:01:34,550
His name was Wallace Fielding,
1085
01:01:34,550 --> 01:01:37,768
and we met while I was
finishing my master's.
1086
01:01:37,768 --> 01:01:39,333
- Come in.
1087
01:01:39,681 --> 01:01:42,333
Hi. Professor Fielding?
1088
01:01:42,768 --> 01:01:44,594
Please don't
call me "Professor."
1089
01:01:44,594 --> 01:01:46,376
That makes me feel
like I'm supposed to
1090
01:01:46,376 --> 01:01:48,333
- actually profess something.
1091
01:01:49,594 --> 01:01:52,245
- I'm Wallace.
- Yeah, I know. Hi.
1092
01:01:52,811 --> 01:01:54,463
I'm Jane.
1093
01:01:54,897 --> 01:01:56,550
- Nice to meet you, Jane.
- You too.
1094
01:01:57,507 --> 01:02:00,724
Wow. Timbers At Dawn...
1095
01:02:01,333 --> 01:02:03,420
that book changed my life.
I just have to tell you.
1096
01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:06,245
- Stop. You didn't read that.
- I did, many times.
1097
01:02:06,245 --> 01:02:08,941
- I'm sorry.
- No. I was actually wondering,
do you have a second to...
1098
01:02:08,941 --> 01:02:10,854
chat, or is it a bad time?
1099
01:02:10,854 --> 01:02:13,724
Uh, it's actually
the perfect time,
1100
01:02:13,724 --> 01:02:16,897
- because I don't wanna
grade these papers right now.
- Great, well.
1101
01:02:16,897 --> 01:02:18,984
- I'd love to chat.
- You're welcome, then.
1102
01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:24,376
Thank you so much for taking
the time to speak with me.
1103
01:02:24,376 --> 01:02:26,376
I-- I know that
you must be really busy.
1104
01:02:26,376 --> 01:02:28,897
Busy. Yes. But with what?
1105
01:02:30,333 --> 01:02:33,984
I took this job because
I needed a regular salary
1106
01:02:33,984 --> 01:02:36,158
that would allow me to write
in peace, but the truth is,
1107
01:02:36,158 --> 01:02:38,158
it just means I have an excuse
not to write it all.
1108
01:02:40,507 --> 01:02:42,376
So, what do you do, then?
1109
01:02:45,681 --> 01:02:47,550
- You really wanna know?
- Yeah, I do.
1110
01:02:48,854 --> 01:02:51,681
I-- I binge reality TV,
1111
01:02:51,681 --> 01:02:55,333
- like the show about
the Alaskan crab fisherman.
1112
01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:57,158
It's riveting, honestly.
1113
01:02:57,158 --> 01:02:59,724
This, uh, is it. This is me.
1114
01:02:59,724 --> 01:03:02,768
- Oh. Wow, it's so nice.
- Yeah.
1115
01:03:07,463 --> 01:03:09,202
I forget how this is done.
1116
01:03:11,420 --> 01:03:13,289
How-- how what is done?
1117
01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:16,637
How I'm supposed to
invite you in.
1118
01:03:18,550 --> 01:03:21,158
I could offer you a drink,
but I don't drink anymore.
1119
01:03:21,681 --> 01:03:25,681
Or I'd ask you if you wanna see
my etchings, but I don't etch.
1120
01:03:25,681 --> 01:03:28,941
- Do you etch?
- No, sadly, I do not.
1121
01:03:30,811 --> 01:03:32,333
I would like to come in.
1122
01:03:34,768 --> 01:03:36,289
- Really?
- Yeah.
1123
01:03:48,202 --> 01:03:52,768
It's a bit Spartan, I know.
1124
01:03:53,854 --> 01:03:56,071
But, uh, I need to be careful.
1125
01:03:56,071 --> 01:03:58,202
The Internet makes
acquiring things
1126
01:03:58,202 --> 01:04:00,420
far too easy
for a hermit like myself.
1127
01:04:01,681 --> 01:04:03,897
You must get out sometime.
1128
01:04:03,897 --> 01:04:05,984
Don't you go on
all those book tours?
1129
01:04:05,984 --> 01:04:07,984
I do the tours.
1130
01:04:08,333 --> 01:04:10,594
And then I come home,
and then I don't wanna
go out again
1131
01:04:10,594 --> 01:04:11,768
for a few years.
1132
01:04:13,897 --> 01:04:16,376
I used to go out
for AA meetings until I--
1133
01:04:16,376 --> 01:04:19,941
I couldn't listen to anyone
share their feelings anymore.
1134
01:04:20,637 --> 01:04:22,854
Most other human interaction
makes me wanna drink.
1135
01:04:24,811 --> 01:04:26,637
Don't you...
1136
01:04:26,637 --> 01:04:28,550
think it's important
to be out in the world?
1137
01:04:29,507 --> 01:04:30,984
Try new things?
1138
01:04:30,984 --> 01:04:33,637
I need a break from experiences,
1139
01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:37,245
otherwise I won't be able
to see anything clearly.
1140
01:04:38,550 --> 01:04:42,637
So, no room
for any new experiences?
1141
01:04:46,897 --> 01:04:51,724
I mean, I-- I might be
able to make an exception...
1142
01:04:52,854 --> 01:04:54,115
here and there.
1143
01:05:05,637 --> 01:05:07,333
Why don't you move in with me?
1144
01:05:13,984 --> 01:05:15,854
You're joking, right?
1145
01:05:16,507 --> 01:05:19,202
I'm serious.
I want you to move in.
1146
01:05:20,984 --> 01:05:22,245
You need a place to live.
1147
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:28,028
Yeah, but shouldn't we date
for more than a week first?
1148
01:05:29,333 --> 01:05:31,333
I haven't dated anyone in years.
1149
01:05:32,811 --> 01:05:34,071
I never saw the point.
1150
01:05:36,071 --> 01:05:39,333
You see,
I'm either in or I'm out.
1151
01:05:40,941 --> 01:05:42,333
What do you think?
1152
01:05:45,071 --> 01:05:46,724
- Okay.
- Yeah?
1153
01:05:46,724 --> 01:05:48,028
Yeah!
1154
01:05:50,854 --> 01:05:52,420
And that was that.
1155
01:05:52,420 --> 01:05:53,811
I moved in.
1156
01:06:01,420 --> 01:06:03,768
Is it too late for us
to turn around and go home?
1157
01:06:03,768 --> 01:06:05,854
- Steady as she goes.
- Hey, Professor Fielding.
1158
01:06:05,854 --> 01:06:07,376
- What's going on?
- Hey.
1159
01:06:07,376 --> 01:06:08,768
- Hi.
- Hey.
1160
01:06:08,768 --> 01:06:10,420
Hi.
1161
01:06:10,984 --> 01:06:13,897
I-- I-- I promised that
we could go to this party,
1162
01:06:13,897 --> 01:06:15,158
but I'm gonna have
to break my promise.
1163
01:06:15,158 --> 01:06:16,811
Oh, come on.
1164
01:06:17,507 --> 01:06:19,115
It'll be fun.
Everyone loves you in there.
1165
01:06:19,115 --> 01:06:20,333
I only love you.
1166
01:06:23,594 --> 01:06:25,071
Okay. Well,
1167
01:06:25,071 --> 01:06:26,897
I only wanna be where you're at,
1168
01:06:26,897 --> 01:06:29,245
- so let's go home.
- No, no. You go without me.
1169
01:06:29,245 --> 01:06:30,724
You haven't
been to a party in months.
1170
01:06:33,115 --> 01:06:34,984
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
1171
01:06:34,984 --> 01:06:37,550
- I'll be fine.
I'll do some work.
- Okay.
1172
01:06:38,811 --> 01:06:40,289
- Go have fun.
- All right.
1173
01:06:40,289 --> 01:06:41,594
- See you later.
- See you.
1174
01:06:41,594 --> 01:06:42,897
Okay.
1175
01:07:05,463 --> 01:07:07,028
Hey.
1176
01:07:09,941 --> 01:07:11,071
- What happened?
- Hey.
1177
01:07:12,245 --> 01:07:13,507
Come on.
1178
01:07:17,158 --> 01:07:18,420
Okay, come on.
1179
01:07:40,158 --> 01:07:41,420
Hey.
1180
01:07:42,158 --> 01:07:43,463
Hey.
1181
01:07:50,897 --> 01:07:52,463
Do you wanna talk
about what happened?
1182
01:07:52,463 --> 01:07:54,941
Uh...
1183
01:07:55,724 --> 01:07:59,028
...I guess while
you were out at your party,
1184
01:07:59,028 --> 01:08:03,158
I-- I had
a little party of my own.
1185
01:08:07,115 --> 01:08:10,941
I'm just confused, because you--
you told me to go to the party.
1186
01:08:10,941 --> 01:08:13,289
- You told me to go out.
- It isn't your fault.
1187
01:08:13,289 --> 01:08:15,420
Yeah, you should've
let me come home with you.
1188
01:08:15,420 --> 01:08:17,376
That's what I-- I wanted
to do in the first place.
1189
01:08:17,376 --> 01:08:19,028
- I--
- Hey, you know what?
1190
01:08:19,028 --> 01:08:20,245
I was thinking...
1191
01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:25,724
...maybe
we should get married.
1192
01:08:29,115 --> 01:08:30,507
- What?
- Yeah.
1193
01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:32,115
I'd-- I'd like to marry you.
1194
01:08:32,115 --> 01:08:33,550
If-- if-- if you--
if you want to.
1195
01:08:33,550 --> 01:08:35,245
- Do you want to?
- Hey. Hey.
1196
01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:36,811
Let's just focus on
this for right now, okay?
1197
01:08:39,984 --> 01:08:42,507
All I know is that I'd be a fool
if I didn't try to keep you.
1198
01:09:24,289 --> 01:09:25,637
Wow.
1199
01:09:27,463 --> 01:09:29,202
I guess you did
the Irish goodbye.
1200
01:09:29,202 --> 01:09:30,897
Yeah.
1201
01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:33,768
If it were an Olympic sport,
I'd be a lock for gold.
1202
01:09:38,071 --> 01:09:39,420
Did you
ever see him again?
1203
01:10:23,333 --> 01:10:25,115
I blamed myself.
1204
01:10:29,637 --> 01:10:31,289
I still do.
1205
01:10:34,158 --> 01:10:36,768
I couldn't date anyone for
a long time after that.
1206
01:10:41,071 --> 01:10:43,984
And then I got myself
engaged to Mark Forworth,
1207
01:10:43,984 --> 01:10:45,637
and I blew that to bits.
1208
01:10:46,289 --> 01:10:48,158
- Hmm.
1209
01:10:48,158 --> 01:10:50,245
So if you're looking
for someone to save you,
1210
01:10:50,245 --> 01:10:51,637
you are looking
in the wrong place.
1211
01:10:57,984 --> 01:10:59,550
I don't need you to save me.
1212
01:11:04,463 --> 01:11:05,724
God, I'm such a mess.
1213
01:11:07,071 --> 01:11:08,550
- Hey...
1214
01:11:16,071 --> 01:11:18,420
you're not even
the biggest mess in this room.
1215
01:11:21,115 --> 01:11:23,202
You don't have
to try and make me feel better.
1216
01:11:23,420 --> 01:11:24,594
I'm not.
1217
01:11:26,245 --> 01:11:28,897
I gotta
tell you about Audrey.
1218
01:11:35,594 --> 01:11:37,115
Hey, can I
get a vodka soda, please?
1219
01:11:40,420 --> 01:11:42,245
Hi.
1220
01:11:42,245 --> 01:11:43,941
You know,
you're never gonna believe it,
1221
01:11:43,941 --> 01:11:46,333
but I was gonna wear
this exact same outfit.
1222
01:11:46,333 --> 01:11:49,376
You could pull off a dress.
- You think so?
1223
01:11:49,376 --> 01:11:51,376
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't think that I'd look
1224
01:11:51,376 --> 01:11:52,854
- quite as beautiful
as you, though.
- Ah.
1225
01:11:56,202 --> 01:11:59,071
So, what
brings you here tonight?
1226
01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:03,941
Uh, they hired me
to take pictures of some band.
1227
01:12:04,333 --> 01:12:05,811
Yeah. What about you?
1228
01:12:06,897 --> 01:12:08,854
I'm the lead singer
of some band.
1229
01:12:09,768 --> 01:12:12,028
Ooh. Fuck.
1230
01:12:12,028 --> 01:12:13,463
You kinda set me up
for that, though.
1231
01:12:13,463 --> 01:12:14,681
Yeah, maybe a little.
1232
01:12:15,854 --> 01:12:17,333
Make me look good.
1233
01:12:23,289 --> 01:12:24,594
Ready?
1234
01:12:27,768 --> 01:12:30,289
Ah. Hi, everyone.
1235
01:12:31,463 --> 01:12:33,289
Thanks for coming out tonight.
1236
01:12:35,420 --> 01:12:37,507
Uh, this is an old favorite.
1237
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:04,594
♪ It had to be you
1238
01:13:04,984 --> 01:13:09,071
♪ It had to be you ♪
1239
01:13:09,420 --> 01:13:14,202
♪ I wandered around
And finally found ♪
1240
01:13:14,202 --> 01:13:18,245
♪ The somebody who
1241
01:13:18,768 --> 01:13:23,376
♪ Could make me be true ♪
1242
01:13:23,376 --> 01:13:28,724
♪ Could make me be blue
1243
01:13:31,376 --> 01:13:35,637
♪ And even be glad
Just to be sad ♪
1244
01:13:35,637 --> 01:13:41,854
♪ Thinkin' of you
1245
01:13:59,681 --> 01:14:01,681
Is it okay if I move that lamp?
1246
01:14:01,681 --> 01:14:03,376
Oh, yeah,
move anything you want.
1247
01:14:03,376 --> 01:14:04,897
Are you sure it's all right?
1248
01:14:04,897 --> 01:14:06,507
I-- I don't
wanna mess up your space.
1249
01:14:06,507 --> 01:14:07,854
Yeah, it's just
a bunch of furniture
1250
01:14:07,854 --> 01:14:09,768
that I grabbed off the street.
1251
01:14:09,768 --> 01:14:11,811
You can put anything
anywhere you want, baby.
1252
01:14:12,507 --> 01:14:15,333
I just wanna be sure
that we're doing this right.
1253
01:14:15,333 --> 01:14:16,984
Of course.
1254
01:14:16,984 --> 01:14:18,984
And I don't wanna
sit around forever
1255
01:14:18,984 --> 01:14:20,854
waiting for something
to happen to me, you know?
1256
01:14:20,854 --> 01:14:23,420
Yeah. You know what?
1257
01:14:23,420 --> 01:14:26,420
- I'd like to be something that's
happening to you right now.
1258
01:14:27,420 --> 01:14:31,420
♪ But they wouldn't do
1259
01:14:31,854 --> 01:14:34,681
♪ For nobody else ♪
1260
01:14:34,681 --> 01:14:37,115
♪ Gave me a thrill
1261
01:14:37,115 --> 01:14:41,507
♪ With all your faults
I love you still ♪
1262
01:14:41,507 --> 01:14:43,854
♪ It had to be you
1263
01:14:43,854 --> 01:14:46,376
♪ Wonderful you
1264
01:14:46,376 --> 01:14:52,115
♪ It had to be you
1265
01:14:56,376 --> 01:15:02,115
♪ It had to be you
1266
01:15:05,507 --> 01:15:11,594
♪ It had to be you
1267
01:15:14,768 --> 01:15:21,333
♪ It had to be you ♪
1268
01:15:23,941 --> 01:15:29,115
♪ For nobody else
Gave me a thrill ♪
1269
01:15:29,115 --> 01:15:33,115
♪ With all your faults
I love you still ♪
1270
01:15:33,550 --> 01:15:35,811
♪ It had to be you ♪
1271
01:15:35,811 --> 01:15:39,115
♪ Wonderful you
1272
01:15:40,333 --> 01:15:46,681
♪ It had to be you
1273
01:17:02,550 --> 01:17:04,420
Your heart's
beating really fast.
1274
01:17:04,811 --> 01:17:07,333
I know. This is different.
1275
01:17:11,158 --> 01:17:12,507
Yeah, this is different.
1276
01:17:43,550 --> 01:17:44,854
Hi.
1277
01:17:45,768 --> 01:17:48,115
- Hi.
- Hi.
1278
01:17:48,854 --> 01:17:51,550
- I interrupted your story.
- Yeah, that was so rude of you.
1279
01:17:54,071 --> 01:17:55,984
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
1280
01:18:23,289 --> 01:18:24,681
Who's Juliet?
1281
01:18:27,811 --> 01:18:29,768
That's the rest of the story.
1282
01:18:34,550 --> 01:18:37,420
Hey.
1283
01:18:37,420 --> 01:18:40,333
Sorry I'm late.
It's the fuckin' train.
1284
01:18:40,333 --> 01:18:42,594
- It's fine.
Here are your keys.
- Yeah, yeah.
1285
01:18:42,594 --> 01:18:44,158
Uh, I moved everything out.
1286
01:18:44,984 --> 01:18:47,028
Wow. That was quick.
1287
01:18:47,984 --> 01:18:49,681
Um...
1288
01:18:50,289 --> 01:18:53,376
Well, so what--
what are you gonna do?
1289
01:18:53,376 --> 01:18:55,202
- Where are you going to go?
- Home.
1290
01:18:55,724 --> 01:18:57,115
I'm moving back in
with my parents.
1291
01:18:57,681 --> 01:18:59,333
What?
1292
01:18:59,681 --> 01:19:02,071
- Why-- why do you wanna do that?
- I'm pregnant, Will.
1293
01:19:05,984 --> 01:19:08,854
I discussed it with them,
and they're going to help.
1294
01:19:09,376 --> 01:19:13,333
Wait, you-- you-- you told them,
and-- and you didn't tell me?
1295
01:19:14,202 --> 01:19:16,158
Are you joking?
1296
01:19:16,594 --> 01:19:18,637
You're the one
who broke up with me--
1297
01:19:18,637 --> 01:19:20,376
Okay, well,
'cause I-- 'cause I--
1298
01:19:20,376 --> 01:19:22,245
I need a little time
to figure things out.
1299
01:19:22,245 --> 01:19:23,768
- No, no--
- I didn't know that--
1300
01:19:23,768 --> 01:19:25,289
I-- I know you--
you weren't ready.
1301
01:19:29,550 --> 01:19:31,376
And you certainly
aren't ready for this, are you?
1302
01:19:33,507 --> 01:19:35,158
I'm sorry,
I-- I don't get a say?
1303
01:19:38,768 --> 01:19:39,984
Do you really want one?
1304
01:19:47,463 --> 01:19:48,724
That's what I thought.
1305
01:19:56,811 --> 01:19:58,897
So Juliet's my daughter.
1306
01:20:04,202 --> 01:20:05,376
How old is she?
1307
01:20:06,463 --> 01:20:08,333
She's turning five next week.
1308
01:20:09,941 --> 01:20:11,202
Are you doing anything?
1309
01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:13,594
For her birthday?
1310
01:20:13,594 --> 01:20:17,724
Um... I don't know.
1311
01:20:17,724 --> 01:20:21,028
I-- I-- Um,
yeah, I'm not sure yet.
1312
01:20:32,115 --> 01:20:33,768
Wait, what--
1313
01:20:34,289 --> 01:20:35,941
what are you doing?
Why are you getting dressed?
1314
01:20:37,202 --> 01:20:40,333
I just--
I really gotta get home.
1315
01:20:43,202 --> 01:20:44,897
It's 6:00 in the morning.
1316
01:20:45,202 --> 01:20:48,681
Yeah, but I told you that
I have a deadline coming up, so.
1317
01:20:49,202 --> 01:20:53,071
Sorry, are you-- are you, like,
mad that I have a daughter?
1318
01:20:56,768 --> 01:20:58,115
No.
1319
01:21:00,811 --> 01:21:03,594
I'm sorry. I--
It was really nice meeting you.
1320
01:21:03,594 --> 01:21:05,028
Where are you going?
1321
01:21:05,028 --> 01:21:07,984
I am gonna go back to my car.
1322
01:21:07,984 --> 01:21:10,158
- I'll get a Lyft.
- No, no.
1323
01:21:10,158 --> 01:21:12,594
If-- if you really need to go,
I can drive you to your car.
1324
01:21:12,594 --> 01:21:14,071
I think we need
to say goodbye here.
1325
01:21:18,724 --> 01:21:20,245
I-- I'm sorry.
1326
01:21:20,245 --> 01:21:21,897
Can you help me understand,
1327
01:21:21,897 --> 01:21:23,594
why-- why are you
running off all of a sudden?
1328
01:21:25,376 --> 01:21:27,854
- Okay, you really wanna do this?
- Yeah.
1329
01:21:27,854 --> 01:21:31,028
What was the one thing
I asked you before
we slept with each other?
1330
01:21:31,028 --> 01:21:33,376
You asked me
if I had a girlfriend, right?
1331
01:21:33,376 --> 01:21:35,681
No, if you had any
significant relationships.
1332
01:21:35,681 --> 01:21:37,637
Anything that might
come up at a later time.
1333
01:21:37,637 --> 01:21:39,941
You don't think I might
wanna know that you have a kid?
1334
01:21:39,941 --> 01:21:42,897
Well, I-- I didn't think
that that's what you meant.
1335
01:21:46,594 --> 01:21:48,333
Yeah. This would never work.
1336
01:21:48,333 --> 01:21:49,897
Wait, what--
what do you mean, this--
1337
01:21:49,897 --> 01:21:51,854
What did I say
to make you think that?
1338
01:21:51,854 --> 01:21:54,681
It's not one thing you said,
it's all of it. It's everything.
1339
01:21:54,681 --> 01:21:57,507
How is it any different from
all the shit that you told me?
1340
01:21:57,507 --> 01:21:59,202
Well, it's
just unbelievably obvious
1341
01:21:59,202 --> 01:22:01,550
that you are someone
who cannot be counted on.
1342
01:22:01,550 --> 01:22:03,984
- Oh, come on. Geez.
- Yeah, when things
get too heavy for you,
1343
01:22:03,984 --> 01:22:05,897
- too real, you bail.
- Yeah, and you've run out on
1344
01:22:05,897 --> 01:22:07,897
every guy you've ever been with!
1345
01:22:07,897 --> 01:22:09,811
Yeah, because
I cannot help falling for
1346
01:22:09,811 --> 01:22:11,681
damaged guys like you!
1347
01:22:11,681 --> 01:22:14,071
So yes, I get out while I can!
1348
01:22:39,071 --> 01:22:44,550
♪ Try to get up and get out
1349
01:22:44,550 --> 01:22:49,028
♪ And have your day
1350
01:22:53,028 --> 01:22:57,637
♪ Trying to do all you can ♪
1351
01:22:58,724 --> 01:23:02,984
♪ To ward off the pain ♪
1352
01:23:07,376 --> 01:23:12,681
♪ You think
You found the light ♪
1353
01:23:12,681 --> 01:23:17,376
♪ In the dead of the night
1354
01:23:21,550 --> 01:23:25,333
♪ But your heart's
Still gonna break ♪
1355
01:23:31,376 --> 01:23:33,550
- Hey, Will.
- Hey. What's up?
1356
01:23:33,550 --> 01:23:35,420
- Um, is she up?
- Yeah.
1357
01:23:35,420 --> 01:23:37,071
I'm just getting her ready.
Hang on a sec.
1358
01:23:39,897 --> 01:23:43,376
- Hi, Daddy.
- Hey, sweetheart, how you doing?
Good morning.
1359
01:23:43,768 --> 01:23:45,897
Are you
coming to see me today?
1360
01:23:46,637 --> 01:23:50,028
Am I coming to see you today?
No. Not-- not today.
1361
01:23:50,028 --> 01:23:52,550
But you're coming
to my birthday party?
1362
01:23:52,768 --> 01:23:54,854
Of course I'm coming
to your birthday party.
1363
01:23:54,854 --> 01:23:56,897
- I wouldn't
miss it for the world.
- Okay.
1364
01:23:57,245 --> 01:23:59,594
- Yeah.
- It's a painting party.
1365
01:23:59,594 --> 01:24:01,550
You're having a painting party?
I thought--
1366
01:24:01,550 --> 01:24:04,376
I mean,
your mom didn't tell me that.
1367
01:24:04,376 --> 01:24:06,376
Well, what are we gonna paint?
1368
01:24:06,376 --> 01:24:08,550
Um, a turtle!
1369
01:24:08,550 --> 01:24:11,681
We're gonna paint a turtle?
That sounds good.
1370
01:24:11,681 --> 01:24:13,811
Okay, well,
maybe I'll paint the head
1371
01:24:13,811 --> 01:24:15,681
and you can paint
the shell, okay?
1372
01:24:15,681 --> 01:24:17,333
Okay.
1373
01:24:17,811 --> 01:24:19,594
Did you get me a present?
1374
01:24:19,594 --> 01:24:22,681
Yeah, I got you a present,
but, uh, I can't--
1375
01:24:22,681 --> 01:24:25,550
- I can't tell you
what it is yet.
- Come on. Please?
1376
01:24:27,333 --> 01:24:29,854
- All right. Do you--
you really wanna know?
- Yes!
1377
01:24:31,507 --> 01:24:33,897
I got you that, uh,
Molly doll you wanted.
1378
01:24:33,897 --> 01:24:35,811
- Sally, not Molly!
- Oh, god damn it.
1379
01:24:35,811 --> 01:24:37,594
- Daddy!
- Oh--
1380
01:24:37,594 --> 01:24:39,507
You have to put
money in the swear jar.
1381
01:24:39,507 --> 01:24:41,941
Sorry, sorry.
Didn't mean to swear.
1382
01:24:42,854 --> 01:24:46,245
Um, okay, but I'll--
I'll get you the right thing.
1383
01:24:46,245 --> 01:24:47,854
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
1384
01:24:49,507 --> 01:24:51,463
I miss you so much, baby.
1385
01:24:51,463 --> 01:24:54,594
I-- I really miss you so much.
How-- how's school going?
1386
01:24:54,594 --> 01:24:57,289
- Did you learn anything cool?
- Um...
1387
01:24:57,854 --> 01:25:00,376
did you know the whole world
used to be underwater?
1388
01:25:00,376 --> 01:25:02,681
Ohh. No,
I didn't know that.
1389
01:25:02,681 --> 01:25:04,420
Juliet, breakfast!
1390
01:25:04,420 --> 01:25:06,681
- I gotta go.
- Okay. Wait, wait.
1391
01:25:06,681 --> 01:25:09,768
Wait, um, baby, before you go,
do you think that we can--
1392
01:25:09,768 --> 01:25:11,637
we could just
do our thing really quick?
1393
01:25:11,637 --> 01:25:13,071
Okay, Daddy.
1394
01:25:13,724 --> 01:25:15,463
Okay.
1395
01:25:15,463 --> 01:25:17,463
I love you,
I love you, I love you...
1396
01:25:17,463 --> 01:25:19,245
I love you,
I love you, I love you...
1397
01:25:19,245 --> 01:25:21,115
...I love you, I love you,
1398
01:25:21,115 --> 01:25:23,245
I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you...
1399
01:25:23,245 --> 01:25:25,202
...I love you, I love you,
1400
01:25:25,202 --> 01:25:27,158
...I love you,
I love you, I love you.
1401
01:25:28,768 --> 01:25:30,768
Okay.
Have the best day at school.
1402
01:25:30,768 --> 01:25:33,376
- I-- I miss you so much.
- I miss you too.
1403
01:25:33,376 --> 01:25:35,333
- Bye, Daddy.
- Okay.
Bye, baby. I love you.
1404
01:27:03,594 --> 01:27:04,854
Long night?
1405
01:27:07,245 --> 01:27:09,158
Yeah.
1406
01:27:09,854 --> 01:27:11,854
- Wanna talk about it?
- No. God, no.
1407
01:27:13,245 --> 01:27:15,245
No, I've already done
way too much talking.
1408
01:27:38,028 --> 01:27:39,768
Can we actually just pull over?
1409
01:27:39,768 --> 01:27:44,897
Um, I just need to...
think for a second.
1410
01:27:44,897 --> 01:27:47,724
I-- I promise
I'll give you a good tip.
1411
01:28:04,941 --> 01:28:06,245
Are you okay?
1412
01:28:08,420 --> 01:28:10,115
Yeah. Um...
1413
01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:12,984
listen, I'm not crazy.
1414
01:28:13,507 --> 01:28:16,594
Or... I don't know, maybe I am.
1415
01:28:16,594 --> 01:28:18,550
But could you actually
just take me back to where
1416
01:28:18,550 --> 01:28:20,202
you picked me up from?
There's just--
1417
01:28:21,594 --> 01:28:23,158
Yeah, there's something
that I need to do.
1418
01:28:30,897 --> 01:28:33,202
Actually, on second thought--
1419
01:28:33,202 --> 01:28:35,854
or on third thought--
could we just follow that car?
1420
01:28:36,115 --> 01:28:37,854
Uh, yeah.
1421
01:28:37,854 --> 01:28:39,420
It's been one of those nights.
1422
01:28:39,768 --> 01:28:40,984
Yeah, you have no idea.
1423
01:29:41,550 --> 01:29:42,941
Hi.
1424
01:29:46,071 --> 01:29:48,071
Did--
did-- did you know that
1425
01:29:48,071 --> 01:29:49,463
the whole world
used to be underwater?
1426
01:29:50,811 --> 01:29:52,376
- What?
- Yeah.
1427
01:29:52,897 --> 01:29:55,333
My daughter just
told me that, and, uh...
1428
01:29:57,984 --> 01:30:00,158
I don't talk about her enough.
1429
01:30:00,941 --> 01:30:05,637
And I think maybe I even
got started yesterday because
1430
01:30:05,637 --> 01:30:07,637
I was trying to figure out
a way to tell you about her.
1431
01:30:08,376 --> 01:30:12,245
But she's amazing,
1432
01:30:12,245 --> 01:30:14,420
and I think
you would really love her.
1433
01:30:14,420 --> 01:30:17,463
Like, she kind of
reminds me of you, actually.
1434
01:30:17,463 --> 01:30:19,811
Like,
she'll just sing in the bath
1435
01:30:19,811 --> 01:30:21,507
at the top of her lungs,
1436
01:30:21,507 --> 01:30:23,594
and she doesn't care
how she sounds.
1437
01:30:23,594 --> 01:30:26,202
She'll ask me these creative,
incredible questions,
1438
01:30:26,202 --> 01:30:28,984
like, you know, "Daddy,
what are flowers made out of?"
1439
01:30:28,984 --> 01:30:32,289
And if I'm telling her a story
and she doesn't like the ending,
1440
01:30:32,289 --> 01:30:34,941
she just--
she just makes up her own.
1441
01:30:36,941 --> 01:30:40,202
I'm just... not there
to read to her enough.
1442
01:30:44,245 --> 01:30:45,941
But...
1443
01:30:46,463 --> 01:30:49,854
she's having a painting party
next week,
1444
01:30:49,854 --> 01:30:51,897
and I'm gonna be there,
1445
01:30:51,897 --> 01:30:54,768
and I'm gonna paint my ass off,
because I am just--
1446
01:30:54,768 --> 01:30:56,897
I am gonna be whatever
she needs me to be, you know?
1447
01:30:56,897 --> 01:30:58,768
I am gonna show up,
and I am gonna love
1448
01:30:58,768 --> 01:31:00,202
with my whole heart,
just like she does.
1449
01:31:02,202 --> 01:31:03,724
Because she-- she deserves that.
1450
01:31:06,594 --> 01:31:07,854
Jane, I'm a mess.
1451
01:31:08,984 --> 01:31:11,681
And I don't have any answers,
1452
01:31:11,681 --> 01:31:13,158
and I don't expect you to, either.
1453
01:31:13,158 --> 01:31:14,941
But...
1454
01:31:15,637 --> 01:31:18,028
ever since we met
and we started talking,
1455
01:31:18,376 --> 01:31:20,333
I just--
1456
01:31:21,420 --> 01:31:25,768
I started thinking that
maybe you and I could
figure it out.
1457
01:31:27,202 --> 01:31:28,420
Together.
1458
01:31:31,768 --> 01:31:33,071
Thank you.
1459
01:31:35,028 --> 01:31:36,637
Thank you for sharing that. I--
1460
01:31:39,941 --> 01:31:41,420
She sounds amazing.
1461
01:31:51,637 --> 01:31:54,420
Look, I was fully dreading
coming to this wedding.
1462
01:31:57,420 --> 01:31:59,333
Until you showed up. And--
1463
01:32:01,245 --> 01:32:03,115
and then you got to talking,
1464
01:32:03,115 --> 01:32:05,071
and the more you said,
the more I wanted to hear,
1465
01:32:05,071 --> 01:32:07,115
because I didn't
just get your words,
1466
01:32:07,115 --> 01:32:11,333
I got your way of seeing,
and thinking, and remembering,
1467
01:32:11,333 --> 01:32:14,245
and it turns out I had all
this shit I needed to share too.
1468
01:32:16,376 --> 01:32:18,376
And usually I feel
so alone in my memories,
1469
01:32:18,376 --> 01:32:19,984
but it was different with you.
1470
01:32:19,984 --> 01:32:21,158
It was like
you were right there.
1471
01:32:22,550 --> 01:32:24,158
And this is crazy.
1472
01:32:24,158 --> 01:32:25,984
I know that we just met,
1473
01:32:25,984 --> 01:32:28,028
and I know that this has
taken us both by surprise,
1474
01:32:28,028 --> 01:32:29,507
but I don't want
our conversation to end.
1475
01:32:32,158 --> 01:32:33,897
And I am afraid.
1476
01:32:34,376 --> 01:32:37,158
I admit that. I am fully
afraid of failing again.
1477
01:32:40,376 --> 01:32:42,984
But I don't wanna believe
that either one of us
is a hopeless case.
1478
01:32:42,984 --> 01:32:44,333
I don't. But...
1479
01:32:45,333 --> 01:32:46,507
I don't know.
1480
01:32:49,594 --> 01:32:51,463
Maybe we gotta take a leap.
1481
01:32:51,463 --> 01:32:53,897
Yeah, well,
it's one hell of a leap.
1482
01:32:53,897 --> 01:32:56,594
We don't have to promise
the rest of our lives
to each other.
1483
01:32:56,594 --> 01:32:59,028
We don't even have to promise
the rest of our day.
1484
01:32:59,550 --> 01:33:01,984
Let's just keep talking. Okay?
1485
01:33:01,984 --> 01:33:03,376
Because I love talking to you.
1486
01:33:03,376 --> 01:33:05,158
Let's just talk and talk
1487
01:33:05,158 --> 01:33:06,420
until we don't have
anything more to say.
1488
01:33:11,245 --> 01:33:12,637
All right.
1489
01:33:15,941 --> 01:33:17,202
Let's tell a story.
1490
01:34:02,420 --> 01:34:08,463
♪ One of these days
My ship will come in ♪
1491
01:34:11,420 --> 01:34:17,984
♪ Then I won't have
To work anymore ♪
1492
01:34:21,594 --> 01:34:24,376
♪ I can take some time
1493
01:34:24,376 --> 01:34:27,724
♪ To find out where I'm goin'
1494
01:34:28,115 --> 01:34:30,768
♪ And where I've been ♪
1495
01:34:30,768 --> 01:34:37,202
♪ One of these days
My ship will come in ♪
1496
01:34:40,637 --> 01:34:42,637
♪ One of these nights
1497
01:34:44,333 --> 01:34:47,245
♪ True love will arrive
1498
01:34:49,811 --> 01:34:56,550
♪ Then I'll know what all
The heartache's been for ♪
1499
01:35:00,333 --> 01:35:04,768
♪ I can lay to rest
The years of loneliness ♪
1500
01:35:04,768 --> 01:35:09,115
♪ Take a breath
And down I'll dive ♪
1501
01:35:09,376 --> 01:35:13,071
♪ One of these nights ♪
1502
01:35:13,071 --> 01:35:16,333
♪ True love will arrive
1503
01:35:18,376 --> 01:35:20,854
♪ Some early morning
1504
01:35:22,376 --> 01:35:25,984
♪ I'll wake up lost and alone
1505
01:35:27,463 --> 01:35:31,028
♪ Just wanting you so
1506
01:35:32,376 --> 01:35:35,463
♪ But even knowing you're gone
1507
01:35:36,724 --> 01:35:42,028
♪ I'll still keep holdin' on
1508
01:35:43,071 --> 01:35:45,071
♪ One of these days
1509
01:35:46,594 --> 01:35:49,333
♪ My stars will align
1510
01:35:52,245 --> 01:35:58,854
♪ Then I'll go
To some sunny shore ♪
1511
01:36:02,333 --> 01:36:06,984
♪ Where my troubles seem
Like a distant dream ♪
1512
01:36:06,984 --> 01:36:11,463
♪ Oh, for the sweet life,
How I pine ♪
1513
01:36:11,463 --> 01:36:15,420
♪ One of these days
1514
01:36:15,420 --> 01:36:18,289
♪ My stars will align
1515
01:36:31,071 --> 01:36:33,376
♪ When I look back now
1516
01:36:33,376 --> 01:36:36,071
♪ It's all blurred somehow
1517
01:36:36,071 --> 01:36:39,376
♪ And the future's
Still so dim ♪
1518
01:36:39,376 --> 01:36:44,115
♪ But I know one of these days
1519
01:36:44,115 --> 01:36:46,507
♪ My ship will come in
1520
01:36:48,071 --> 01:36:53,681
♪ But I know, I know, I know
One of these days ♪
1521
01:36:53,681 --> 01:36:56,637
♪ My ship will come in