1 00:00:02,263 --> 00:00:04,352 [balloon inflating] 2 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:09,618 Hey, Mom. 3 00:00:09,661 --> 00:00:11,881 Oh, honey, thanks for picking up the rest 4 00:00:11,924 --> 00:00:14,231 -of the wedding party things. -You're welcome. 5 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:16,494 Did they give you any hassle about the coupons? 6 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:18,975 I didn't use them. It was too embarrassing. 7 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,759 Honey-- Honey... 8 00:00:20,803 --> 00:00:24,111 I spent all day cutting those out. 9 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:25,851 Oh, God, look at the time. 10 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:28,245 I gotta get ready. I look like a nut! 11 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:30,943 Ken's gonna be here, and I look crazy. 12 00:00:30,987 --> 00:00:32,641 Honey, what do you think? 13 00:00:32,684 --> 00:00:36,340 Put one of these on the piano? 14 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:37,559 Oh, you got a piano. 15 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:39,474 -Yes. -That's fun. 16 00:00:39,517 --> 00:00:42,868 -Came with the, uh, jazz trio. -[chuckles] 17 00:00:42,912 --> 00:00:45,132 You know, I'm going to walk down the aisle to Coltrane. 18 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:46,220 Oh, that's nice. 19 00:00:46,263 --> 00:00:47,482 -Yeah, Ken picked it out. -[playing piano] 20 00:00:47,525 --> 00:00:49,092 -[ringtone playing] -It seems right, 21 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:50,354 -you know? -Mm-hmm. 22 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:52,574 Ah, speak of the devil. 23 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:54,967 Ken? 24 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:56,273 Are you on the plane, honey? 25 00:00:56,317 --> 00:01:00,321 Well, about that, Christine, um, I missed my flight. 26 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:01,800 This carpet recall thing is taking 27 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:03,150 a lot longer than I thought. 28 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:04,934 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 29 00:01:04,977 --> 00:01:07,719 Bottom line is I'm on the last flight, 30 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:10,331 and I don't know if it'll even get me there on time. 31 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:11,593 I'm thinking maybe once I'm on the flight, 32 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:15,727 I could buy Internet, and we could Skype to each other and, 33 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:18,513 I don't know, maybe we can, uh, 34 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:21,516 exchange vows over Skype. 35 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:23,344 -I-I don't know. -Oh, honey, 36 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:25,389 that never works on a plane. You know? 37 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:28,262 That's not gonna work out at all. 38 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:31,178 Well... 39 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:34,050 Uh... 40 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,487 You know what, honey? 41 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:38,837 We can get married anytime. 42 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:41,840 -It sounds like you're really needed there. -[stops playing] 43 00:01:41,884 --> 00:01:43,190 I want you to stay there. 44 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:44,321 I mean, are you sure? 45 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:46,193 I mean, really, are you okay with that? 46 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:47,281 You know what? 47 00:01:47,324 --> 00:01:50,066 I'll change this into a housewarming party, honey. 48 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,634 -Oh, Christine. -You know, what's the difference? 49 00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:54,853 Honey, I wanted you to have your special wedding, 50 00:01:54,897 --> 00:01:56,203 like we planned. 51 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:57,943 Oh, honey, I have you, 52 00:01:57,987 --> 00:02:00,076 -and that's all I want. -[playing piano] 53 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,862 You take care of that, and it'll all work out. 54 00:02:03,906 --> 00:02:05,995 Christine, you are amazing, baby. 55 00:02:06,038 --> 00:02:08,215 -Have a good housewarming. -Take care. 56 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:09,607 Good luck with the recall, honey. 57 00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:13,176 -Love you, my bride. -Love you. 58 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:15,396 I'm sorry, Mom. 59 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:19,051 Oh. Things happen, honey, in life. 60 00:02:19,095 --> 00:02:20,270 You okay? 61 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:22,359 Yeah. 62 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:24,100 Okay, good. 63 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,841 Well, since there's no wedding, I guess I'll get 64 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:27,538 an early start on my gig at the hospital, 65 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:29,540 -if that's okay. -Yeah. 66 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:31,455 Hey, honey, I'm really glad you're doing that. 67 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:33,327 You really cheer those kids up. 68 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,329 They really need something like that right now. 69 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:37,374 And you're good at it, and you're an artist, honey. 70 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:39,855 Thanks, Mom. Thank you. 71 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:44,338 [sighs] 72 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:47,210 CHIP: Hi. 73 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:48,429 Hey, Doctor. 74 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:49,908 Hey, patient. 75 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:52,346 Hello, Nurse. 76 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:54,739 Afternoon to you-- [exhales, gasps] 77 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:03,487 Hello, Tyler! 78 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:05,881 How are you? 79 00:03:05,924 --> 00:03:08,797 Well, I'm in the hospital, so... 80 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,365 [imitating phone ringing] 81 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:15,107 Hello? 82 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:17,458 Yeah, she's here. I'll let you talk to her. 83 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:19,808 Banana phone. [chuckles] 84 00:03:19,851 --> 00:03:21,418 Well, I have an actual phone. 85 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:22,854 Okay. 86 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:24,247 All right. 87 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:26,249 Uh, I left something down in the basement. 88 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:28,425 I'm gonna go get it. I'll be right back. [chuckles] 89 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:30,253 [humming] Something in the basement. 90 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:32,168 Oh, I found it. 91 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:35,389 I know it's not actual water, 92 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:37,086 I've seen the Harlem Globetrotters. 93 00:03:37,129 --> 00:03:40,307 -[sighs] -You can go now. 94 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,483 Your smart-ass attitude is not going to get you 95 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:44,398 -into a good college. -[ringtone playing] 96 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:45,486 -Yeah, hello? -KEN: Hey, Chip. 97 00:03:45,529 --> 00:03:47,836 What's that? 98 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:49,316 Yeah. 99 00:03:49,359 --> 00:03:50,534 Hey, Chip. How you doing? 100 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:52,406 [sighs] Actually, I'm having a tricky time 101 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:54,495 with my grief clowning. 102 00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:57,106 -Oh, this kid is tricky. -Listen, Chip, 103 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:58,934 I just wanted to check in to make sure 104 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:00,501 that your mom isn't still upset 105 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:02,503 about me not being there for the wedding. 106 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:04,983 -Well, she-she seems fine. -Really? 107 00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:06,898 Now, you would tell me, Chip, if she wasn't? 108 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:09,423 I mean, she's not just putting on a brave face? 109 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,294 Yeah, I'd tell you. I'm not a good liar. 110 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:13,470 -Actually, that's a lie. -Well, you know 111 00:04:13,514 --> 00:04:15,516 -I would be there if I could. -Yeah, I know that. 112 00:04:15,559 --> 00:04:17,300 Amanda! Why are you still here? 113 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:20,999 You should be on your way to Boulder! 114 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:22,436 Chip, I gotta go. 115 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:23,480 Yeah, I gotta go, too. I gotta get back 116 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:25,308 -to my clowning emergency. -Yeah, well, 117 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:27,745 good luck with your clowning emergency. 118 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:29,399 Okay, bye. 119 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,403 [whispering]: Thank you. 120 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:37,364 Oh, God. 121 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:38,539 Well, it's really the same thing. 122 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:40,454 It's just gonna be a housewarming now. 123 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:43,326 Yeah, o-okay, no problem. 124 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,023 D-Do you need to talk about this? 125 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:47,461 -It-it-it seems like a lot. -No. 126 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:50,159 But please come to the housewarming and have some 127 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:52,335 delicious housewarming cake. 128 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:55,469 Oh, Christine, you must be crushed. 129 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:58,167 For what? Ken just had a carpet emergency. 130 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:01,475 Well, my ex-husband had a carpet emergency, too. 131 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:03,607 She was 26 years old. 132 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:05,609 No, Carol. What-what I don't think you understand is, 133 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:08,046 I don't need the jazz trio. 134 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:11,006 And it's gonna be $67.50 for the cramp medicine, 135 00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:13,704 cigarettes, adult diapers, nicotine gum, please. 136 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:15,619 You still smoking and chewing the nicotine gum 137 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:16,794 at the same time, Fred? 138 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:18,448 What's going on with you? Thanks so much. 139 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:19,362 Have a good one, buddy. 140 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,451 ["Star-Spangled Banner" ringtone playing] 141 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:24,585 Not during business hours, Mama.Stanley. 142 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:27,457 I've been giving you free Internet for-for way too long. 143 00:05:27,501 --> 00:05:29,938 I'd say to the tune of about 500 smackeroos. Okay? 144 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:31,461 I need to get a wedding gift for my mom. 145 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:32,723 What do you got for me? 146 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:36,205 Well, I got a golf cart that used to belong to Gary Busey. 147 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:37,249 I got it at auction. 148 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:40,165 Gary Busey? Hmm. 149 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:42,646 My mom did love that Buddy Hollymovie he was in. 150 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,039 She loves golf carts. 151 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:45,649 It's a very practical gift. 152 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:47,390 I'll throw in a fox-fur lap blanket. 153 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:48,739 Done deal, I'll take 'em both. 154 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:51,525 Wonderful, thanks so much. Next! 155 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:53,004 How you doing, Cotton? 156 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:56,051 Okay, where were we? Oh, yeah, I remember. 157 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:57,531 [Chip laughing] 158 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:59,533 -Hey!-Oh, let me get that off of you. 159 00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:01,622 -[groans] What's your problem?-Let me help you get that off... 160 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:03,537 Hey, stop! 161 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,495 -Isn't this funny? -You're not funny! 162 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:07,758 -Well, I just-- it's just... -I'm gonna call the nurse. 163 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:08,803 Why? Don't call-- please don't call the nurse. 164 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:10,544 -Nurse, please come in. -[stammers] Nur-- okay, 165 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:11,893 -don't call the... no nurses. -NURSE: Nurses' station. 166 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:13,198 -What do you need? -There's a scary hobo 167 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:14,199 in my room. 168 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:16,332 I'm not a ho-- I'm a clown. 169 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,465 I-I'm a clown. This is a costume. 170 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:20,467 -Okay... -Forget it. 171 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:24,209 [laughs] Oh, my God. Are you okay? 172 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:26,342 [exhales sharply] 173 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:31,782 Yeah, I'll let you talk to her. 174 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,654 Ew! 175 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:48,625 How'd it go in the kids ward? 176 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:52,847 I've had better shows. 177 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:55,719 Yeah, it's tricky now, right? 178 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:57,504 Uh, what do you mean? 179 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:59,027 The kids these days. 180 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:00,681 All they've seen in, like, movies, 181 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:04,293 video games is all scary clowns,killer clowns. You know? 182 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:07,470 Like the Joker and the, like, It. 183 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:10,691 I mean, even in real life, like the... what's his name, 184 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:13,520 John Wayne. Um, the murderer. 185 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:15,652 -He's a murderer, and he wore clown makeup. -What? 186 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:19,047 -John Wayne was a clown? -John Wayne Gacy. 187 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:21,745 John Wayne Gacy. I think that's the airport. 188 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:23,530 Is it? Doesn't matter. 189 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,532 The fact is, you're in a world where no child 190 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:30,841 has seen Bozo, and every child has seen murdering clowns. 191 00:07:30,885 --> 00:07:34,062 But I-- I'm an old-fashioned clown. 192 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:36,412 -I'm a traditionalist. -Yeah, you are. 193 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:40,329 And that's why, like,I wear this for the other wards. 194 00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:43,375 Like, the old people who are, frankly, dying. 195 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:45,595 But I got a new look for the kiddos. 196 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:46,988 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 197 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:48,946 -Boom. -Oh, dear. 198 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:54,561 -What are you, Pantyhose Man? -No. 199 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:55,692 Turtleneck Man? 200 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:57,085 I call it Spiderweb Man. 201 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:59,217 -Spiderweb Man? -It's a superhero. 202 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:01,742 [chuckles]They're based on the best of us. 203 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:05,093 Right? Clowns are based on a homeless person. 204 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:06,747 What are you talking about? 205 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,792 Oh. I made this. 206 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:12,448 Look. 207 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,450 You can... you can borrow that. 208 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,105 -Who is that, Mitt Romney? -No, it's Superhero Man. 209 00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:20,151 You put that on, kids are gonna go crazy. 210 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:22,153 [singsongy]: You'll get laughs. 211 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,505 Remember those? 212 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:33,034 Martha, thanks for coming in early to help. 213 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:34,775 Really appreciate it. 214 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:36,907 Sure, Mrs. Baskets. I want to be here for you 215 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:38,561 in your time of need. 216 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:42,043 -Is Chip coming? -Oh, I'm sure he is. 217 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:45,437 But, you know,he is clowning at the hospital. 218 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:47,701 Oh, I didn't realize he was clowning again. 219 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:48,919 That's great. 220 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:51,661 Oh, he didn't tell you? That surprises me. 221 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:54,185 Well, he is so busy, it really doesn't surpri... 222 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,709 Oh, God, this won't work. 223 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:58,407 Martha, will you go get the Monopoly game 224 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,409 in the game room? 225 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:02,237 Sure. You have a game room? 226 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,848 I do. It's right next to the gift-wrapping room. 227 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,589 -Okay. -JIM [chuckles]: Christine! 228 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:09,853 Oh, Jim! 229 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:12,421 -Ah... -It's so good to see you. 230 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,945 So, where-where's that schmuck who canceled on you, huh? 231 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:17,731 -I'll kill him.-Oh, it's not like that, honey. 232 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:20,516 He's very busy. He's got a lot of carpet returns. 233 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,822 He's the Carpet King-- he's got to take care 234 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,432 -of business. -Yeah, well, I'll tell you, 235 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:25,826 I would never cancel my own wedding, I'll tell you that. 236 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,479 Will you stop it? You're a businessman. 237 00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:29,394 Of all people, you should know about this. 238 00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:30,613 This isn't business. 239 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,659 This is a family wedding. 240 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:34,878 -BOTH: Mom! -Ah, my twins! 241 00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:36,097 ALL: Hey! 242 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:37,968 -CODY AND LOGAN: Mmm...! -Oh! 243 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:40,318 What is that cologne? Is that your own brand? 244 00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:41,755 CODY AND LOGAN: Yeah. 245 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:44,627 Oh, I always wanted my own brand of something. 246 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,847 -That's so great. -We're glad you like it. 247 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:49,414 But, Mom, um, how you feeling? 248 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:52,026 If someone canceled my wedding,I would be crying. 249 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:54,071 It's not like that. Everything's okay. 250 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:56,030 And I still want you to deejay. 251 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:58,989 This is gonna be a fun housewarming, everyone. 252 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,861 We don't want to raise the vibe in here 253 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:03,428 if it's just a way for you to escape your feelings. 254 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:05,561 -I'm fine. -JIM: Christine, 255 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,649 listen to him. 256 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:07,781 Don't be a martyr. 257 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,043 This is my second marriage. 258 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,305 I'm not a martyr. 259 00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:11,872 Everybody relax. 260 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,743 Let's have a good time. 261 00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:16,006 All right? I want big smiles. 262 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,095 -CODY AND LOGAN: All right. -That's better. 263 00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:19,575 -All right. -[Jim sighs] 264 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,577 So, what's up, Unc, how you been? 265 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,492 How do you tell who's who? 266 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:24,493 [woman speaking indistinctly over P.A.] 267 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:25,755 [Chip whoops] 268 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,670 Look out...! 269 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,063 -[Chip groans] -[laughing]: Whoa! 270 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,805 Hi. 271 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,241 Oh, my God! 272 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:34,808 Ah! Hi. How are you? 273 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,940 Hi. I'm good. 274 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,159 I'll do something else, okay? 275 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,247 -Uh... -Okay. 276 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,727 [Tyler laughing] 277 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,467 You like that? See my big muscles? 278 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:45,557 -Here you go. Ha! -[laughing] 279 00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:46,863 Can you do more? 280 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,386 [sighs]: Uh... 281 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:49,953 [mumbles] 282 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,694 You know what? I can't... I can't, uh... 283 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:54,610 -You again? -Yes, Tyler, 284 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,351 it is me again, yes. 285 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,396 I just, uh, was trying to entertain you... 286 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,834 Put the mask back on and do it again. 287 00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,749 Uh, you know, this-this character's not talking to me. 288 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,359 I-I don't know what to do with him... 289 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,403 Put it on! 290 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,842 Look, Tyler... 291 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,713 I'm just trying to find some... 292 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,759 some good through my art, some meaning. 293 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,587 You know? And as a clown, I can find that meaning. 294 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,502 And dressed like this... 295 00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,853 I-I just... I can't even believe 296 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,985 I'm having an existential crisis 297 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,508 in front of a six-year-old. 298 00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,988 I'm 12. 299 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,381 Oh. 300 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,513 Well, no wonder you don't like clowns. 301 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,864 My-my-my point being is that... 302 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,822 you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. 303 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,824 Just 'cause a-a guy's dressed as a clown 304 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,957 doesn't mean he doesn't have something to offer. 305 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,220 And just 'cause someone is a superhero, 306 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:41,570 it doesn't mean that they're super. 307 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,137 [sighing]: Okay? 308 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,139 That's all I want to say. 309 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:47,837 And thanks a lot for ruining my month. 310 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,709 Wha... I'm the one in the hospital. 311 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:53,016 [sighs] 312 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,801 [electronic dance music playing] 313 00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,455 That's not music. 314 00:11:57,499 --> 00:12:00,154 Well, but sometimes giving a sermon's kind of like 315 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,025 -doing a HALO jump... -Christine. 316 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,548 -What? -I'm worried about you. 317 00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:05,812 Oh, don't worry about me. I'm fine. 318 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:08,902 I wouldn't be having a party if I wasn't fine. 319 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,904 -Eh... -This is a rental, people. 320 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,775 Let's use our coasters. 321 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:16,170 I'm worried about this... flaky Ken guy. 322 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:17,911 He's not flaky. 323 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:20,043 He's having a carpet emergency. 324 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,958 Now, go mingle with people. 325 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,004 -Okay, okay, okay. -Cheer 'em up. 326 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:27,442 -Nothing like a woman scorned. -Oh, God. 327 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:29,400 [sighs heavily] 328 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,881 -Chip! -Hey, Mom. Sorry I'm late. 329 00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:34,014 No worries. Just grab a drink, 330 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,843 maybe take someone on a tour of the house. 331 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,018 Okay. 332 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,455 Hey, I heard you're giving house tours. 333 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,022 Yeah, I am. 334 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:44,067 Do you always bring board gamesto weddings? 335 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,026 It's a housewarming. 336 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,462 Kitchen. 337 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:50,030 Uh... kitchen island, where you put stuff. 338 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,683 You can put that there if you want. 339 00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,860 -Oh, thanks. -Um... here's the fridge. 340 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:57,080 Oh, wow, is that one of those smart refrigerators 341 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,039 you can hook up to your phone? 342 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:01,737 No, I think it's a dumb one. I don't know. 343 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,260 Uh, microwave. 344 00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,175 Hey, I heard you're clowning again. That's great. 345 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,177 -No, I'm not... -[loud thump] 346 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,483 Ooh. You all right? 347 00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:09,832 I'm fine. I'm not clowning again. 348 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,486 Where'd you hear that? 349 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,705 Well, I just heard it through the grapevine. 350 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:16,317 The grapevine? Well, sometimes grapevines are... 351 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,449 dead, Martha, and untruthful. 352 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,669 I just, you know, clowning is... 353 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:24,325 It's out of fashion. Spices. Mom's got a lot of spice. 354 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:27,067 Well, I'm sorry, Chip. That's a bummer. 355 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:30,244 -I know how much you love it. -Cinnamon. Thyme. 356 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:31,898 What's your favorite spice? 357 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,421 Um, dill weed. 358 00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,466 Really? I thought it'd be more like, uh... 359 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,077 like a bay leaf. 360 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,295 Why? 361 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:39,906 Bad taste. 362 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,733 -Um, sink. -Well... well, what are you 363 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,518 -gonna do now? -Uh, this sink has, 364 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:46,303 um... got this cool hose. 365 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:49,437 It's, you know, it's got everything you need. 366 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,134 -Plus the kitchen sink.-Are you still talking to Tammy? 367 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,353 Do you think maybe 368 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:55,095 -some life coaching would help?-I mean, I'm... 369 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:58,011 listening to Tammy's tapes here and there, but I... 370 00:13:58,054 --> 00:13:59,664 I'm fine, Martha, I'm fine. 371 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:02,102 Well, you'll figure it out. I found a new life coach. 372 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:05,061 They have an in-house one at Costco, 373 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:08,717 and he helped me plan out my next five years. 374 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,023 Well, good. 375 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,025 Good, you got your life all in order. 376 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,243 I'll show you upstairs. 377 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,941 -Um, there's a... -Okay. 378 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,987 Hey, Chip, um, you know, if you want 379 00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:21,121 to talk about the clowning stuff, I'm always here. 380 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,993 Well, you're not a life coach, Martha. 381 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,040 I'm gonna go get a snack. 382 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:30,173 -[toilet flushing] -Hey! Chip. 383 00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,610 I hear you're the new CEO for the rodeo. 384 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,047 [grunts, chuckles] 385 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,962 Yeah, Uncle Jim, I am. I'm the CEO. 386 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,920 Yeah, just doing CEO duties now. 387 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:40,096 No more... no more clowning. 388 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:43,186 Eh, well, I'm gladyou finally came to your senses. 389 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,058 [chuckles] Clowning's for clowns. 390 00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:49,192 Hey, why don't I buy you a drink, CEO to CEO? Huh? 391 00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,064 -Okay. -Come on. 392 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,588 Aren't the drinks for free? 393 00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,638 [electronic dance music playing] 394 00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:03,206 -Martha! -Hi, Mrs. Baskets. 395 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,513 How are you? Can I get you a healthy wrap? 396 00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,994 Oh, sure. Thanks, Mrs. Baskets. 397 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:11,736 Oh, look at Chip over there. Doesn't he look lonely? 398 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,956 -Why don't you bring him a wrap?-Oh, you know what? 399 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,654 I'm giving Chip his space right now. 400 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,091 How are you doing? 401 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,527 I'm terrific. 402 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:20,832 Having a blast. 403 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,008 Isn't this something? 404 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,401 -Definitely. -Yeah. 405 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,186 I think Ken would've really liked it. 406 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,014 I'm sure he would want to be here. 407 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,537 I mean, look at all this. 408 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,191 -Yeah. -DANIEL: Christine, 409 00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:34,063 what was the song that you weregonna play for your first dance? 410 00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,673 Oh, uh, what was it? 411 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:38,763 Oh, you probably don't know it,but it's called, uh, 412 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,896 "Dedicated to the One I Love" 413 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,985 by The Mamas and the Papas. 414 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,553 -Oh.-Oh, yeah. Do you know that one? 415 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:48,251 -[humming] -[piano playing] 416 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,471 I don't know-- wait, wait, oh... 417 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:51,472 No, yeah, yeah, yeah. 418 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:52,864 Okay, okay, okay. 419 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,910 Cut that garbage off, huh? 420 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,957 -[dance music stops] -[both sigh] 421 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:02,657 ♪ While I'm far away♪ 422 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,876 -♪ From you, my baby...♪ -MAGGIE: Oh! I know it. 423 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,878 -[laughter] -Yes! That one. 424 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:11,187 ♪ I know it's hard for you, my baby♪ 425 00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,667 [group vocalizing] 426 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:16,149 ♪ Because it's hard for me♪ 427 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,412 ♪ My baby♪ 428 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:23,199 ♪ And the darkest hour is just before dawn♪ 429 00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:30,076 -♪ Love can never be...♪ -DANIEL: Oh, yeah. 430 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:33,079 -[laughs] -♪ Exactly like we want it to be♪ 431 00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:36,299 -♪ I could be satisfied♪ -[laughter] 432 00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:39,389 ♪ Knowing you love me♪ 433 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,043 ♪ There's one thing I want you to do...♪ 434 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,047 I can't. 435 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,919 ♪ And it's something♪ 436 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:52,315 ♪ That everybody needs♪ 437 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:56,276 ♪ Each night before you go to bed, my baby...♪ 438 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,278 -Want to dance? -Oh. 439 00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:01,107 Well, okay. 440 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,283 ♪ For me, my baby, whoo...♪ 441 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,719 [whispers]: Ow, that's my foot, Mom. 442 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,329 -Oh. -It's okay. 443 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:09,115 -I'm sorry, honey. -You okay? 444 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:11,682 I guess. Yeah. 445 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,206 Yeah, I'm okay. 446 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,860 [horn honking] 447 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,298 Hey, Mom! I came as soon as my good clothes 448 00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:21,910 -were dried off by the crick. -Dale, you made it! 449 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,303 I'm so glad! 450 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,739 Hey, I didn't miss the vows, did I? 451 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:27,742 Because I got you and Ken the best wedding gift 452 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,744 on the most important day of your life. 453 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:32,312 Oh, that's so nice, honey, but, listen, 454 00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,531 you didn't get my message, obviously. 455 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:37,795 No. What message? Hey, Martha. Hey, everybody. 456 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,971 MRS. BASKETS: I said that Ken had 457 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:43,236 a carpet emergencyand that we changed the wedding 458 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:46,195 into a housewarming party. 459 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:49,372 You turned it into a housewarming... party? 460 00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,200 Is this a prank, Mom? 461 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,549 -No. -What is this? 462 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:56,510 Nobody turns a weddinginto a housewarming party, Mom. 463 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,338 That's evil. 464 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:01,341 -Hey, easy there, pal.-"Easy, pal" to you, Uncle Jim. 465 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,690 [scoffs] What kind of man cancels his wedding 466 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,214 on the day of the wedding? 467 00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:06,563 Huh? Who is this Ken guy? 468 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,565 He sounds like a shyster. 469 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,524 He sounds like a scoundrel. 470 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,395 And just because I'm a gentleman, I'm not gonna say 471 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,963 I told you so, but... 472 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,312 Well, you just did tell me so. 473 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:19,402 I told you so with my face, but not verbally, okay? 474 00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,361 -No, I heard it verbally, honey.-Well, if there's no wedding, 475 00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,145 there's no wedding gift. 476 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,800 I guess I'll have to get this golf cart back to Gary Busey. 477 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,323 Yes. The Gary Busey. 478 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,325 This was his. 479 00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,327 [sighs] 480 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,375 [all screaming] 481 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,377 MRS. BASKETS: Dale, are you okay? 482 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,770 -Was that really Gary Busey's? -Mother! 483 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:45,863 [tires screeching] 484 00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:46,951 MRS. BASKETS: It's still light out. 485 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,997 You really have to go? 486 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,217 -Oh, honey, thanks. -Are you gonna be okay? 487 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,393 -I hope so. [chuckles] -Oh. 488 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:54,785 -Oh, thanks. -I love you, sweetie. 489 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,178 -Ah... -Oh, thank... 490 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,093 Oh, thank you for the beautiful music. 491 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,399 -No-no problem. -It was so good. 492 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:00,965 I'd pay good money to see that show in Vegas. 493 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,750 -Golf cart in a pool? -[laughs] Oh... 494 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,404 -Get some rest! -We got to go, Mom. 495 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:05,883 -Aw, you're leaving? -Congrats on the house. 496 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,189 -Yeah, we love you, Mom. -Oh... 497 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,451 Mmm. 498 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:10,323 Yeah, you didn't have any of the, uh... 499 00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,281 -the cake. -Nah. 500 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,240 -There's a lot of housewarming cake. -Hey, Mom. 501 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,416 -Nah, we good, Mom. -Mom? -What? 502 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:20,333 Is it okay if I put plastic plates in the dishwasher? 503 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,422 [sighs]: Oh. 504 00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,250 Put everything in there. 505 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,258 [exhales] 506 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,914 [exhales sharply] 507 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,439 -[door opens] -KEN: Hello? 508 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,092 Anybody home? 509 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:44,487 Ken? What are you doing here? 510 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:48,926 Well, I thought about it, and Ijust couldn't miss our big day. 511 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,450 I got to fly right back out tomorrow, 512 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,408 but I wanted to be here tonight. 513 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:55,455 -Well, honey, it's over. -Christine. 514 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:58,849 I told you I could fly back, but you said no. 515 00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,895 You said it was no big deal. 516 00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,592 Well, it wasn't a big deal, and then people started 517 00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,377 coming up to me and saying, 518 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:07,162 "Are you okay, Christine? Why isn't Ken here? 519 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,383 Where's Ken? I thought Ken was gonna be here," 520 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:13,386 so I felt so alone. 521 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:17,477 Well, they were probably just being concerned about you. 522 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,088 And I realize now that I should have been, too. 523 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:23,483 [sighs]: Oh, God. 524 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:28,531 My first marriage was a mess, and now 525 00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:33,101 my second marriage,I'm not even to the "I do's..." 526 00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,103 [exhales] and it's a mess. 527 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:40,891 Christine, I'm sorry. 528 00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,721 I'm sorry I missed today. 529 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:50,423 [sighs] I made a big mistake that I wish I hadn't made. 530 00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:54,992 I guess I'm just not good at juggling my business in Denver 531 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:58,387 and having my new life here. 532 00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:03,958 Well... you missed quite a show. 533 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:08,528 Dale drove a golf cart straight into the pool. 534 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:12,183 [chuckles]: My brother said he was gonna beat you up, 535 00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:14,360 and he was crazy. 536 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:17,754 And all my friends, I found outthey can't carry a tune. 537 00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,321 [chuckles] 538 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:22,585 Why doesn't any of that surprise me? 539 00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:27,329 So, I guess if that's all okay,I guess I could forgive you. 540 00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,504 [sighs] 541 00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:32,334 Christine, let's get married tonight. 542 00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,467 Tonight? Nobody's here. 543 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,991 Eh. Who cares? 544 00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,993 Let's do it. 545 00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,516 Just the two of us. 546 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,780 ["Dedicated to the One I Love" by The Mamas & the Papas plays] 547 00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:48,394 ♪ While I'm far away from you♪ 548 00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:50,831 ♪ My baby♪ 549 00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:55,488 ♪ I know it's hard for you♪ 550 00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,272 ♪ My baby♪ 551 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:02,495 ♪ Because it's hard for me♪ 552 00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:05,019 ♪ My baby♪ 553 00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:07,369 -♪ And the darkest hour...♪ -DANIEL: I now pronounce thee 554 00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:11,591 man and wife. 555 00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:15,508 ♪ Each night before you go to bed♪ 556 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,988 ♪ My baby♪ 557 00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:22,515 ♪ Whisper a little prayer for me♪ 558 00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,604 ♪ My baby♪ 559 00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:28,259 ♪ And tell♪ 560 00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:32,002 ♪ All the stars above♪ 561 00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:35,092 ♪ This is dedicated to the one I love♪ 562 00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:38,008 ♪ Love can never be♪ 563 00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:41,534 ♪ Exactly like we want it to be♪ 564 00:22:41,577 --> 00:22:45,407 ♪ I could be satisfied♪ 565 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:48,628 ♪ Knowing you love me♪ 566 00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:51,457 ♪ And there's one thing I want you to do♪ 567 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:55,286 ♪ Especially for me♪ 568 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:57,593 ♪ And it's something♪ 569 00:22:57,637 --> 00:23:03,512 ♪ That everybody needs♪ 570 00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:07,647 ♪ While I'm far away from you♪ 571 00:23:07,690 --> 00:23:10,650 ♪ My baby♪ 572 00:23:10,693 --> 00:23:14,262 ♪ Whisper a little prayer for me♪ 573 00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:17,570 ♪ My baby, yeah♪ 574 00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:19,354 ♪ Because...♪ 575 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,532 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH