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Sync and correction by LittleDuck
www.addic7ed.com
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Y'all come down
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to the Baskets Family Rodeo.
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If we all stay in our own lanes
as business partners,
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- We can get somewhere. (LAUGHS)
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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You're stealing
Christine's treadmill?
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- It's called collateral.
- You're not a French clown.
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MRS. BASKETS: Be proud 'cause
you're a Bakersfield clown.
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- Propose what?
- Marriage.
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To your mom.
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I just want to tell you,
you have my blessing.
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Really?
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Well, somebody around here
has to get married.
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- PEOPLE: Ten. Nine. Eight.
- (PHONE RINGING)
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- Hello?
- PENELOPE (OVER PHONE): Chips!
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- Hey, Penelope.
- PENELOPE: Happy New Year!
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- PEOPLE: Five. Four.
- Christine?
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- I want to ask you something.
- PEOPLE: Three. Two.
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- What?
- PEOPLE: One.
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PEOPLE:
Happy New Year!
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PENELOPE: Chip, I'm coming
to L.A. to record an album.
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Wow. Los Angeles. That's, uh...
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I mean, it's not as inspiring
as Paris, but congratulations.
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Thank you.
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So, Chip, what do you think?
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Should I rent a car
while I'm in Los Angeles or...?
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What?!
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- MRS. BASKETS: Chip!
- Hold on. What's that?
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Should I rent a car
when I'm in Los Angeles?
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- A car... Um...
- (DISTANT, EXCITED CHATTER)
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Uh, well are you...?
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Um... You know, uh, a car...
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Well, you're-you're gonna be
recording all day, right?
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Sort of.
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Uh... no. Okay, here.
Um... no.
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You don't... you don't...
you don't need a car.
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Plus, most of the drivers
in Los Angeles
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are stoned out of their minds.
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- I-I don't drive.
- I know.
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Well, maybe
Martha can be my chauffeur?
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- PEOPLE: Chip!
- I'll be right down! I promise you!
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Martha never leaves Bakersfield.
She's-she's a townie.
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- MRS. BASKETS: Chip!
- Hold on!
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- Your mother's engaged!
- Hey, hey, hey.
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Penelope,
can-can I call you later?
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(DOG BARKS, BIRD SQUAWKING)
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MRS. BASKETS:
Say good-bye to your house.
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♪ We are going out of here... ♪
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(CAR STARTS)
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- (CAR DINGING)
- Oh, God, turn that off.
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- Hey, Mom, we're leaving!
- (MUSIC STOPS)
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See you there!
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Come on, Ronnie.
Time to go.
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- (MEOWS)
- Get in here.
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We're going to the new house.
It's not far.
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The smell should be about
the same, except for Ken's musk.
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(SIGHS)
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Hmm.
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See you, house.
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So much smaller when it's empty.
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Breaker, breaker.
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Anybody copy?
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Oh, God, it's not a good time
for the walkie!
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Dale,
we got some human trash here
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trying to steal your treadmill.
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Copy that. And 10-4. Over.
(WALKIE-TALKIE CHIRPS)
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(GUNSHOT)
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Freeze!
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(CHUCKLES)
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I should have figured
it was you, Chip.
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Since when did you become...
Halt.
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Since when did you become
Mama's little errand boy?
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Ever since you decided
to retire from the rodeo.
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- What... what is going on?!
- Retire...
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It's a sabbatical!
You can have the treadmill.
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- Fine.
- (ENGINE STARTS)
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- Okay, straighten it out.
- (RHYTHMIC BEEPING)
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Straight back now.
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Yup. Come on.
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MRS. BASKETS:
God. Is this Sherwin-Williams?
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I don't think so.
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Is this the color I picked
or the primer?
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No, it's the color.
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I couldn't have picked this.
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What, you don't like it?
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Want to do something different?
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This can't be Casa Blanca,
can it?
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Hold up a sec, guys.
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Looks more like canary.
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Oh, I hate birds.
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KEN:
Honey, it's only paint.
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- Let's just paint it again.
- (CAT MEWING)
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- You're right.
- Hold on. Susan, it's fine, honey. Relax.
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- (MEWS)
- Uh, Christine, let me call you back.
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- Uh, Susan hates this travel stuff.
- Okay.
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Yeah, I'll call you when I get
settled in at the hotel.
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- Love you.
- I love you, too.
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Here you go, Jeff.
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Thank you, Scooty.
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Here you go, Hank.
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Thanks so much, Nick.
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Thank you, Dean.
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Here you go, Junior.
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Here you go, Steph.
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Thanks so much.
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Thanks for your help!
We'll see you next season!
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Okay, you ready
for this meeting, guys?
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- Is your mom coming?
- No, she's doing wedding stuff.
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I don't think she's coming.
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Oh, good. My butt's gone
to sleep in this chair.
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That's fine. Yeah, that's fine.
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So, listen,
now that it's the off-season,
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I think we need to find
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new ways to generate some income
for the rodeo.
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- Okay.
- Any ideas?
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- Nope.
- Okay.
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Here's what I've got.
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Since we have
this wonderful venue, the rodeo,
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what if we attract
circus groups?
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Or-or-or traveling troupes
of-of jugglers
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and jesters, and we attract
clowns from
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all parts of the world,
and maybe Bakersfield bec...
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can become a mecca
r-for-for.... for clowning?
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What do you think?
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Well, I don't know so much
about that...
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buffoon clownery
and all that fannagarall,
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but the Boot Fair
and Belt Festival...
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They always rent the place.
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Okay, yeah.
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Well, that makes sense, I guess.
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They pay good,
and they're dependable.
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A thousand dollars a weekend.
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We sell our own...
sell popcorn...
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(MUFFLED VOICE CONTINUES)
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Mom?
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MRS. BASKETS:
In the dining room, honey.
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I'm up to my eyeballs
in wedding rigmarole.
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Oh, my God, these invitations...
They're so...
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Oh, terrible calligraphy.
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- Oh.
- Rodeo's pretty quiet.
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(SIGHS) Everything's taken
care of. Not much going on.
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What do you mean
"not much going on"?
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You got to get something going.
That's a business.
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- Yeah, I know. Uh...
- Okay.
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I had a business-type
meeting thing today.
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And looks like we're gonna
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rent the rodeo out to the, uh,
Boot Fair and the Belt Expo.
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Boots and Belts.
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- I love it!
- Yeah.
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You deserve a cookie.
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Double stuffed.
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- Your favorite, aren't they?
- Um... no, no.
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- Not really?
- No, but, uh, mm.
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Oh, I'm gonna have one, too.
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You know,
you don't think you want to eat
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- a hundred Oreos, but you can.
- No.
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Oh, honey, you're gonna have
to sleep in the gift wrap room
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because your room's full
of tarps.
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That's fine.
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And I need a color
for your room.
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- Have you decided yet?
- No.
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How about San Clemente Teal?
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I like beige.
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Beige?
That's not a color, honey.
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(CHEWING)
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(SIGHS)
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(AIR WHOOSHING)
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(SIGHS)
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(SIGHS HEAVILY)
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(DIALING)
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(LINE RINGING)
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- (PHONE RINGING)
- (HUMMING)
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- Chip!
- Hey.
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Listen, I've been rethinking
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about what I told you
about renting a car.
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- Chip, I arrive tomorrow.
- Oh, good.
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Good. So I caught you
just in time. Uh... (SIGHS)
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I'm worried
that you're under the assumption
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that there's some kind
of European train
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that links up to the airport,
and that's not the case.
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- I'll come get you.
- No, no, no.
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- Don't. It's too much hassle.
- No.
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It'd be good. I'll just pick you
up, we could have a chit-chat.
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I could maybe take you
to an American drive-thru.
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Okay, sure.
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- How much do you charge?
- Well, it's free.
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I'm.... Uh, uh, I'm your friend.
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Oh, Chippu,
nothing in life is free.
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Yeah, you're right about that.
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Okay, listen.
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I arrive at 7:00 in Los Angeles,
but I'll text you
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from my layover
in Chicago, okay?
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- Okay. Yeah, that... that would be...
- Okay.
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- Bye. Thank you.
- Yeah, ciao.
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Hmm.
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Hey!
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I need to pick someone up
at the airport tonight.
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Can I borrow your car?
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Sorry, Chip.
I'd let you use my car,
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but I've got to drive my mom
around for a few days.
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She just had cataract surgery.
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Are we there yet?
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Hey, Ms. Brooks.
She looks like Roy Orbison.
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You know, Chip, Costco Insurance
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has partnerships with car rental
places all over town.
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I could give you
a 20% off coupon.
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You're authorized to do that?
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Well, try dropping my name.
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They might really hook you up.
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Hook me up? To what?
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No. Mom, I was talking to Chip.
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Chip? Who's Chip?
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Okay, thanks so much.
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- Bye, Ms. Brooks.
- Bye.
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Good luck with the welding classes.
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What did he say?
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Um, he thinks that you're going
to a welding class.
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All right, so with your coupon
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and the mention of
Martha Brooks, that'll be $129.
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$129?
I thought it'd be around...
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Well, I thought
it'd be around free.
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Nothing in life is free.
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You need to pay for insurance.
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Yeah, I don't...
It's just a half a day.
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I don't need this stuff.
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Well, let's say
you get in an accident.
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Now, you don't want
collection agents
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knocking on your door,
trying to get your money, okay?
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So, what you want to do is get
this full coverage,
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and that way,
it'll cover everything,
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and you can just walk away.
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Just walk away, huh?
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(PHONE CHIRPS)
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(WHOOSHING)
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(YELLS)
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(GROANS)
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What state is the car in now?
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Well, the car won't go
in reverse... or drive,
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but the airbag works very well.
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Okay. How are you doing now?
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Um, listen, I'm fine,
but I'm in a big rush, okay?
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I just walked away,
like you said.
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Well, I did say that, but...
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All right, Regina, I'm... I'm in
a rush. Thank you so much.
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Hello?
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00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:33,006
KEN: Hi.
248
00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,595
My name is Susan.
I'm very happy to be here.
249
00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:37,085
- (PURRING)
- What is your name?
250
00:09:37,227 --> 00:09:38,493
- I'm Ronald Reagan.
- (KEN GASPS)
251
00:09:38,518 --> 00:09:40,118
- Just call me "Ronnie."
- Oh.
252
00:09:40,296 --> 00:09:43,484
Oh, I love your face.
It's so unusual.
253
00:09:43,664 --> 00:09:45,263
I'm from Colorado,
254
00:09:45,365 --> 00:09:48,131
and I've never lived
with another cat before.
255
00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:53,321
Well, you'll be fine here
because my mom loves cats.
256
00:09:53,346 --> 00:09:56,181
- Doesn't she? I'm gonna get... Oh!
- (DOOR OPENS)
257
00:09:56,206 --> 00:09:57,132
-Oh!
-Hey, Mom.
-Chip!
258
00:09:57,157 --> 00:09:58,776
I need to borrow a car.
Do you have the keys?
259
00:09:58,801 --> 00:10:01,133
- What? My car keys?
- Yeah.
260
00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,842
- (YOWLING)
- (MUTTERS) Cat!
261
00:10:02,944 --> 00:10:04,544
What happened to your face?
262
00:10:04,569 --> 00:10:06,369
No, I-I'm fine, Mom.
Hi, Ken. How are you?
263
00:10:06,548 --> 00:10:07,957
- Hey, Chip.
- Welcome to town.
264
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,122
- Hey, glad to be here.
- Nice to see you.
265
00:10:10,147 --> 00:10:11,346
- Mm-hmm.
- What kind of shenanigans...?
266
00:10:11,371 --> 00:10:12,695
Hey, Ken,
do you have a...? Uh...
267
00:10:12,727 --> 00:10:13,756
(QUIETLY): He's always doing
these kind of things.
268
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:14,826
Hey, Ken, do you have car
I can borrow?
269
00:10:15,202 --> 00:10:17,692
I don't think he's fit to drive.
270
00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:19,485
It's always
something with him...
271
00:10:19,510 --> 00:10:21,311
- Money, car, keys.
- Mom,
272
00:10:21,336 --> 00:10:23,634
a friend is relying on me.
Can I borrow your car?
273
00:10:23,659 --> 00:10:25,169
- No.
- Why?
274
00:10:25,251 --> 00:10:27,518
Well, at least let me put
some Mercurochrome on this.
275
00:10:28,122 --> 00:10:29,522
- CHIP: What?
- Or a salve.
276
00:10:29,616 --> 00:10:31,678
- I don't want your salves on my face.
- Oh...
277
00:10:31,801 --> 00:10:33,974
Well, you're gonna get
an infection, and then what?
278
00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:36,750
- He-he does have obligations.
- What?
279
00:10:36,987 --> 00:10:40,117
Well, why don't you take him
then, Ken? Ken will take you.
280
00:10:40,142 --> 00:10:41,986
I can do it myself, Mom.
It's fine. I can...
281
00:10:42,011 --> 00:10:43,508
Go ahead, Ken.
282
00:10:43,772 --> 00:10:45,122
Welcome to the family.
283
00:10:45,618 --> 00:10:47,368
I'll take care of the cats.
284
00:10:47,393 --> 00:10:48,822
(WHISPERING):
I don't have gas money.
285
00:10:50,787 --> 00:10:51,952
(SIGHS)
286
00:10:52,054 --> 00:10:53,117
(DOOR CLOSES)
287
00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:55,742
- (CAT YOWLING)
- Ronald?
288
00:11:00,253 --> 00:11:01,914
Didn't know we was going this far.
289
00:11:02,251 --> 00:11:03,805
Might have to get some gas.
290
00:11:03,915 --> 00:11:06,391
I should've driven.
It's just to help out a friend.
291
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,563
Well, is this a friend
or a "friend"?
292
00:11:10,599 --> 00:11:11,863
I don't really know.
293
00:11:13,538 --> 00:11:15,049
Friend. Yeah, friend.
294
00:11:15,787 --> 00:11:18,260
Have you thought about what color
you want to paint your room?
295
00:11:18,576 --> 00:11:21,077
I like plaid,
or is that more of an attitude?
296
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,755
Yeah, that could be
a little tricky.
297
00:11:24,336 --> 00:11:27,271
You know, sometimes you put
a color like that on the wall,
298
00:11:27,296 --> 00:11:30,107
and you step back and look at it
and go, "Wow, that's no good."
299
00:11:30,276 --> 00:11:31,675
Or sometimes you love it,
300
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,939
and two years later,
it's out of style.
301
00:11:34,993 --> 00:11:37,389
How long are you planning
on staying with us, Chip?
302
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:40,469
Uh, I don't know.
I guess until I die?
303
00:11:42,637 --> 00:11:43,769
Oh, God.
304
00:11:44,172 --> 00:11:45,818
- (LOUD THUDDING, GLASS BREAKING)
- Huh?
305
00:11:46,069 --> 00:11:47,785
(BOTH CATS YOWLING)
306
00:11:48,331 --> 00:11:49,461
Ronnie?
307
00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:51,062
(LOUD YOWLING)
308
00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:52,069
Stop it, you two!
309
00:11:52,094 --> 00:11:53,961
- What are you do...? Oh!
- (GLASS BREAKING)
310
00:11:54,063 --> 00:11:55,523
- (MEWING)
- Ronnie!
311
00:11:55,937 --> 00:11:57,151
Susan!
312
00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,593
- Susan.
- (YOWLS)
313
00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:00,883
Ow!
314
00:12:00,908 --> 00:12:02,244
- Bad kitty.
- (LOW YOWL)
315
00:12:04,719 --> 00:12:06,067
CHIP:
There-there she is.
316
00:12:06,817 --> 00:12:07,828
Penelope!
317
00:12:09,099 --> 00:12:11,430
Oh... Chip.
318
00:12:11,455 --> 00:12:13,139
- How are you?
- How are you?
319
00:12:14,587 --> 00:12:17,109
- Nice to see you.
- Oh, so nice to see you, too.
320
00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:18,397
- Have you been well?
- Oh, it's...
321
00:12:18,422 --> 00:12:19,328
(SIREN TOOTS)
322
00:12:19,353 --> 00:12:20,500
OFFICER (OVER SPEAKER):
Colorado plates, move it along.
323
00:12:20,525 --> 00:12:21,684
- KEN: Come on, you two!
- Oh.
324
00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:22,938
- Let me help you with this stuff.
- Who is this?
325
00:12:22,963 --> 00:12:24,230
Oh, that's, uh,
my mom's boyfriend.
326
00:12:24,841 --> 00:12:26,507
Your... your mom's boyfriend?
327
00:12:26,532 --> 00:12:27,986
- Yeah, that's... that's Ken.
- Oh.
328
00:12:28,271 --> 00:12:29,777
He's having sex with my mom.
329
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,045
(HORNS HONKING)
330
00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:34,678
Wow, Hollywood.
Look... Madame Tussauds.
331
00:12:34,703 --> 00:12:35,820
CHIP:
Yeah.
332
00:12:36,053 --> 00:12:38,386
So, you know, uh,
Chip and I were married
333
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,507
before his mother sent me away?
334
00:12:41,702 --> 00:12:44,503
No, Chip never told me
you guys were married.
335
00:12:44,907 --> 00:12:47,070
- Yeah.
- You never told him?
336
00:12:47,604 --> 00:12:48,307
Uh...
337
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,897
And Christine sent you away?
338
00:12:50,848 --> 00:12:52,711
- She did, yes.
- (SCOFFS)
339
00:12:53,402 --> 00:12:56,031
Because we had an arrangement,
you know?
340
00:12:56,056 --> 00:12:57,537
I needed a green card,
341
00:12:57,562 --> 00:12:59,797
uh, Chip needed someone to love.
342
00:13:00,115 --> 00:13:01,888
But, uh, Christine didn't think
343
00:13:01,913 --> 00:13:03,599
it was a good idea, so...
344
00:13:04,441 --> 00:13:06,344
she called my father, and...
345
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,431
- Hmm. Oh, I see.
- Yeah.
346
00:13:09,694 --> 00:13:10,874
I'm sorry.
347
00:13:11,347 --> 00:13:13,247
Mm, yes.
348
00:13:13,272 --> 00:13:14,375
(KEN SIGHS)
349
00:13:14,751 --> 00:13:17,570
Is she still
destroying your life?
350
00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:18,963
CHIP:
Uh...
351
00:13:19,914 --> 00:13:20,888
she-she's got...
352
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:22,870
She's better.
Bit better.
353
00:13:23,059 --> 00:13:25,060
That's a "yes."
(LAUGHS)
354
00:13:26,858 --> 00:13:29,006
Hey, Ken,
so you moved to Bakerfield
355
00:13:29,374 --> 00:13:31,042
to marry a Basket just like me.
356
00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:32,399
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
357
00:13:32,469 --> 00:13:33,642
Mm-hmm.
358
00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:35,826
I hope you're more luckier
than me, though.
359
00:13:35,928 --> 00:13:38,062
(LAUGHS)
Yeah, well, I hope so.
360
00:13:38,087 --> 00:13:39,653
- (PENELOPE LAUGHS)
- Yeah.
361
00:13:40,378 --> 00:13:42,745
It was good, though, really.
It was good in the end.
362
00:13:43,013 --> 00:13:44,913
After all,
I went back to France,
363
00:13:44,938 --> 00:13:47,605
and I dealt
with my father, and...
364
00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:48,895
- It's, uh, different status...
- (PHONE RINGING)
365
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,252
Ho-Hold on.
Ho-Hold on, Penelope.
366
00:13:50,277 --> 00:13:51,477
Let me take this call.
367
00:13:52,554 --> 00:13:53,685
Hey, Chrissy.
368
00:13:53,852 --> 00:13:55,918
Hey, the cats got
in a big fight.
369
00:13:55,943 --> 00:13:57,285
I just wanted to let you know.
370
00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:59,264
Oh, no. Is Susan okay?
371
00:13:59,697 --> 00:14:01,256
Yeah, I... I think she is.
372
00:14:01,989 --> 00:14:03,762
- Chip?
- Yes.
373
00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:05,981
Did you decide
on the paint for your room?
374
00:14:06,006 --> 00:14:09,007
Is it gonna be Bluebird Breeze
or Blue Boy Balloon?
375
00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:11,009
Oh, I was...
376
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,710
Hello, Mama Baskets!
377
00:14:13,444 --> 00:14:15,646
(SING-SONGY):
It's me, Penelope.
378
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:22,291
Ken... take me off speaker.
379
00:14:22,894 --> 00:14:24,336
Okay, sweetie.
Talk to you later.
380
00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:25,586
- Bye.
- (PHONE BEEPS)
381
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:26,710
God.
382
00:14:27,894 --> 00:14:29,835
Didn't you say she got better?
383
00:14:29,978 --> 00:14:31,311
She just doesn't... She...
384
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,364
She doesn't like
to be on speakerphone.
385
00:14:33,514 --> 00:14:35,267
(POP SONG PLAYING)
386
00:14:43,057 --> 00:14:45,450
- Hey, staying with us? Okay.
- Uh, she is.
387
00:14:45,475 --> 00:14:47,103
- Yeah, let me take that. No.
- Oh, I got it.
388
00:14:47,128 --> 00:14:48,494
You know, it's what we do.
I can just...
389
00:14:48,519 --> 00:14:49,973
I can just take it.
No. Can I help you take that?
390
00:14:49,998 --> 00:14:51,898
I was just gonna...
just take it up to her room...
391
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000
Whoa, careful, careful.
Aah! My finger. Ow.
392
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,112
- Thanks. I'll get this.
- Oh, yeah.
393
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,216
Uh, she flew in?
394
00:14:58,241 --> 00:14:59,506
Yeah, she had a long flight.
395
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:02,043
Hey, Uber guy, can you pull out
of here, please?
396
00:15:02,145 --> 00:15:04,111
He's, uh...
he's actually with me.
397
00:15:04,214 --> 00:15:05,517
He's, uh, my, uh. He's my...
398
00:15:06,874 --> 00:15:08,624
Hey, do you want me
to call you step-dad or dad?
399
00:15:08,649 --> 00:15:09,938
- How do...?
- No, call me "Dad."
400
00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:11,863
- Yeah, that's my dad.
- Oh. So, I'm sorry about that.
401
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,596
- Thank you.
- Oh, yeah, I'll-I'll take that.
402
00:15:14,621 --> 00:15:16,387
(PENELOPE
AND BELLHOP CHUCKLE)
403
00:15:16,490 --> 00:15:17,692
Well...
404
00:15:19,314 --> 00:15:20,866
thank you so much.
405
00:15:22,165 --> 00:15:24,010
It was so nice to see you.
406
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,626
Okay.
407
00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:27,797
Ciao.
408
00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:29,114
Good-bye.
409
00:15:32,752 --> 00:15:34,260
Hey, Pene... Penelope?
410
00:15:34,441 --> 00:15:36,087
- Penelope?
- Yeah?
411
00:15:36,787 --> 00:15:40,478
Did you want to maybe, uh,
grab a bite to eat tonight?
412
00:15:40,837 --> 00:15:41,917
Um...
413
00:15:42,096 --> 00:15:43,729
Remember that place in Paris
we used to go to go?
414
00:15:43,754 --> 00:15:45,921
- That looked like a...
- No. I'm sorry. I'm so tired.
415
00:15:46,372 --> 00:15:48,094
I just had a long flight,
you know?
416
00:15:48,442 --> 00:15:50,341
It's just
that I'm in Los Angeles,
417
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,016
and it's kind of neat for me.
418
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:53,307
I'm stuck in Bakersfield.
419
00:15:53,332 --> 00:15:54,445
I thought maybe...
420
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:55,902
Ah, right.
421
00:15:57,359 --> 00:15:58,593
You're stuck with your mother.
422
00:15:58,886 --> 00:16:00,337
You need to get away,
423
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,266
I think, hmm?
424
00:16:03,723 --> 00:16:04,887
MAN:
Penelope?
425
00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:07,658
- I'm sorry. I have to go.
- Penelope?
426
00:16:07,743 --> 00:16:08,837
Good luck.
427
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:10,519
That you?
428
00:16:10,597 --> 00:16:11,996
PENELOPE:
Hey! Hey!
429
00:16:12,021 --> 00:16:13,286
MAN:
Come on in. The water's fine.
430
00:16:13,311 --> 00:16:14,743
- (PENELOPE LAUGHS)
- Welcome to your future.
431
00:16:15,001 --> 00:16:16,734
- PENELOPE (LAUGHING): Oh.
- (HORN TOOTS LOUDLY)
432
00:16:16,836 --> 00:16:17,765
Okay.
433
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:21,594
Sorry, Chip.
I was worried about my cat.
434
00:16:31,718 --> 00:16:33,618
HUELL HOWSER:
Hi, I'm HUELL HOWSER.
435
00:16:33,643 --> 00:16:35,075
- And if you like animals,
- (DOOR CLOSES)
436
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,533
- you should watch our video log
- KEN: Christine?
437
00:16:36,558 --> 00:16:37,826
- Special tonight starring...
- In here.
438
00:16:38,658 --> 00:16:39,815
Hi, boys.
439
00:16:39,943 --> 00:16:41,556
- Where's Susan?
- Oh.
440
00:16:41,851 --> 00:16:43,851
She ran in the,
uh, gift wrap room,
441
00:16:43,953 --> 00:16:46,120
and Ronnie... I don't know where
he ran, but...
442
00:16:46,534 --> 00:16:48,998
They're just not connecting yet.
It's gonna take time.
443
00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:51,781
Oh, poor Susan.
She must be so scared.
444
00:16:52,061 --> 00:16:53,505
CHRISTINE:
Well, Ronnie's scared.
445
00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:56,616
- Chip, how are you?
- I'm fine, Mom, thank you.
446
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,004
You know what?
She knows my scent.
447
00:16:58,029 --> 00:17:00,132
I think I'll go sleep
in the gift wrap room with her,
448
00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:02,291
- keep her company.
- MRS. BASKETS: Ken...
449
00:17:02,596 --> 00:17:04,426
Just throw an old shirt
in there.
450
00:17:04,528 --> 00:17:06,628
- (SIGHS)
- Now I'm gonna be all alone.
451
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:07,997
(CLICKS HER TONGUE)
452
00:17:08,364 --> 00:17:09,755
Where are you gonna sleep,
honey?
453
00:17:11,635 --> 00:17:13,635
Uh, just... This is....
454
00:17:13,737 --> 00:17:15,704
We made some of our
most popular video logs...
455
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,704
- I'm tired.
- Yeah.
456
00:17:19,630 --> 00:17:22,074
You know, your dad always liked
to sleep in a chair.
457
00:17:22,513 --> 00:17:25,750
Starting with
the smallest pets we ever met.
458
00:17:28,651 --> 00:17:30,039
(SIGHS)
459
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,852
Oh, Chri... Oh...
460
00:17:32,697 --> 00:17:34,248
Christine? Oh.
461
00:17:34,273 --> 00:17:36,682
Hey. Hello from down the hall.
462
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,070
(LAUGHS)
You know,
463
00:17:38,095 --> 00:17:42,264
I'm kind of used to talking
to you on the screen like this.
464
00:17:42,405 --> 00:17:43,904
I just wanted to say
465
00:17:44,293 --> 00:17:47,766
I know how hard it must be
for you and Susan.
466
00:17:48,008 --> 00:17:50,141
I'm a cat person, you know, so,
467
00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:52,930
I really realize
what you're going through.
468
00:17:53,277 --> 00:17:56,695
I just wanted
to say I... I understand.
469
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,139
Thank you, baby.
I want you to know
470
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:01,265
that both Susan and I are
very happy to be here.
471
00:18:01,343 --> 00:18:02,909
- Aren't we, baby? See?
- (PURRING)
472
00:18:03,472 --> 00:18:05,757
Well, you tell Susan
that I had a talk
473
00:18:05,782 --> 00:18:08,297
with Ronald Reagan,
and he's over it.
474
00:18:08,585 --> 00:18:12,554
And he's gonna allow
a Democratic cat in the house.
475
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:13,765
(CHUCKLES)
476
00:18:13,805 --> 00:18:16,500
- You registered the cat as a Democrat?
- Yes.
477
00:18:16,941 --> 00:18:18,403
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- (SUSAN PURRS)
478
00:18:18,428 --> 00:18:20,795
And thank you so much
for being nice to Chip.
479
00:18:21,181 --> 00:18:22,413
- Yeah.
- You know, I think
480
00:18:22,438 --> 00:18:24,246
he's struggling
with this move, too.
481
00:18:24,372 --> 00:18:26,072
- Chip's a sensitive kid.
- Yeah.
482
00:18:26,763 --> 00:18:28,313
Oh, speak of the devil.
483
00:18:28,602 --> 00:18:30,322
- Hey, Chip.
- Hey, Mom.
484
00:18:30,347 --> 00:18:32,246
Hey, Ken, I got to go.
Good night, honey.
485
00:18:32,271 --> 00:18:33,636
I'll see you in the morning.
486
00:18:33,661 --> 00:18:34,676
Good night. I love y...
487
00:18:35,055 --> 00:18:36,454
Chip, what are you doing?
488
00:18:36,479 --> 00:18:37,969
- Did you wake up?
- Hey, Mom.
489
00:18:37,994 --> 00:18:39,968
Yeah, do you have a sleeping bag
in any of the box?
490
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,226
I'm chilly downstairs.
491
00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:42,479
I did, but you know,
492
00:18:42,504 --> 00:18:45,078
I kind of zone out
when I'm packing.
493
00:18:45,547 --> 00:18:46,847
Come on in here.
494
00:18:46,872 --> 00:18:48,670
- You know what you need?
- What?
495
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:52,055
You need a hug
from your mother who loves you.
496
00:18:52,559 --> 00:18:53,984
- I'm good.
- Get in here
497
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:56,359
and cuddle with me a little bit.
I miss that.
498
00:18:56,504 --> 00:18:57,816
Mom, I'm fine.
499
00:18:58,114 --> 00:18:59,747
This is a California King.
500
00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:01,115
No, thank you.
501
00:19:01,217 --> 00:19:02,757
Come on.
502
00:19:05,763 --> 00:19:06,697
(MEOWS)
503
00:19:06,722 --> 00:19:08,214
Oh.
504
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:14,336
You know, Ken's here now,
and it's hard for us to adjust.
505
00:19:15,078 --> 00:19:17,547
You know I'm not trying
to replace you, honey.
506
00:19:19,099 --> 00:19:21,832
You're such a good boy.
I just love you.
507
00:19:23,098 --> 00:19:24,628
Have you, uh,
508
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:27,251
thought about a color
509
00:19:27,838 --> 00:19:29,633
of paint for your room?
510
00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:35,594
Mom, I... I was...
511
00:19:36,039 --> 00:19:37,327
I've kind of been thinking
512
00:19:37,352 --> 00:19:39,519
that maybe I'm gonna move out,
513
00:19:39,621 --> 00:19:41,109
- (SNORING)
- so, I...
514
00:19:43,871 --> 00:19:45,871
(SNORING)
515
00:20:01,363 --> 00:20:02,745
(DOORBELL RINGING)
516
00:20:04,957 --> 00:20:07,078
- Uncle Chip!
- Hi.
517
00:20:07,317 --> 00:20:08,753
- How are you?
- Welcome, man.
518
00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:10,009
Hi!
519
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,408
- Come in, come in.
- Hi.
520
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,933
Come in, man.
This is the palace.
521
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:15,073
Thank you guys so much
for letting me stay here.
522
00:20:15,098 --> 00:20:16,402
- I appreciate it.
- Of course, man.
523
00:20:16,427 --> 00:20:17,826
He's supposed
to sleep with us for, like,
524
00:20:17,903 --> 00:20:19,570
- a year or whatever, so...
- Yeah, so you can
525
00:20:19,672 --> 00:20:22,573
stay in his room till
he's, like, one or even longer.
526
00:20:22,675 --> 00:20:24,917
Yeah. Do you want to hold him?
527
00:20:24,942 --> 00:20:25,730
I'm fine.
528
00:20:25,755 --> 00:20:27,221
- He wants you to hold him.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
529
00:20:27,323 --> 00:20:28,422
Yeah, get him.
530
00:20:28,447 --> 00:20:29,714
Here you go, Uncle Chippy.
Get me!
531
00:20:29,893 --> 00:20:31,225
- Oh. Oh.
- Oh...
532
00:20:31,327 --> 00:20:33,060
- Yes.
- It's okay.
533
00:20:33,597 --> 00:20:34,728
Hi.
534
00:20:34,831 --> 00:20:36,395
- (TRINITY CHUCKLES)
- Hi.
535
00:20:36,707 --> 00:20:39,233
- Look at that. Natural.
- Yes.
536
00:20:39,335 --> 00:20:40,703
Uncle Chippy.
537
00:20:40,779 --> 00:20:41,849
What's its name?
538
00:20:42,465 --> 00:20:44,105
Well, we never would've met
539
00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:45,428
if it wasn't for you,
so we named him...
540
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,145
- Chip. We named him Chip.
- Chip.
541
00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:48,802
- (TRINITY LAUGHS)
- Named him Chip, like your name.
542
00:20:48,905 --> 00:20:51,671
Chip. Yes! Welcome
to the family, Uncle Chip.
543
00:20:51,774 --> 00:20:52,873
JODE:
You're in.
544
00:20:52,975 --> 00:20:55,066
- Hi, Chip.
- (CRYING)
545
00:20:55,091 --> 00:20:58,020
Sync and correction by LittleDuck
www.addic7ed.com
546
00:20:58,045 --> 00:20:59,944
(WHISTLING MELODY)