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<i>You have reached
the voice-mail box of...</i>

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<i>- Chip from Baskets.
- At the tone,</i>

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<i>please record your voice message.</i>

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Hey, Chip. It's Martha.

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Um, I've called a few times and,
uh, didn't leave a message.

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Um, are you mad at me?

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I'm not sure
what happened, but, um...

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but I apologize
if I did anything.

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Um, I heard that
the rodeo's shutting down,

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and so maybe
you just need some space,

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um, or maybe you need
to talk to somebody,

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and if that's, uh, the case,
uh, just give me a jangle.

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Um...

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Oh.

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Did I tell you
the cats really missed you?

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'Cause Ronald Reagan,

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I found him sleeping
in your undies drawer.

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Oh.

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Ah, I'm just glad that
the carpet emergency is over.

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I am, too, honey,
and you did really good.

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I'm really proud of you,
but I really missed you.

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Thanks.

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- We sure about this move, baby?
- Oh, honey, yeah.

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You know,
I never really liked this place.

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Well, I will call the broker
and see if I can list it.

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Oh, please do, and find out
what kind of beat we're gonna take

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on that damn equity thing.

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Who wants what? Oh, God.

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Hey, Martha.

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Hey, Mrs. Baskets.
Have you heard from Chip?

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No. You know, honey,
he's a brooder.

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You got to give him time.
He'll come around.

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Are you sure he's not upset
about losing the rodeo?

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<i>We're all upset, honey.</i>

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It worked out the way it did,
and you have to live with it.

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He'll come around.

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But I've got some exciting news:
Ken and I are moving to Denver.

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Wow. This is a lot
of info to process.

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Well, you're telling me.
I'm a California girl

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going to a cold climate and
I don't even have a winter coat.

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Oh. Hi, Susan.

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Susan's here. You know,
that catreminds me of you, Martha.

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Hey, Martha,
where could I get a good coat?

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Um, I think
Burlington Coat Factory

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is known for their coats.

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<i>Oh, that's so perfect.</i>

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Martha, I'm gonna miss you
and all the kids.

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But I guess you have
your own lives now,

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but I hope we stay in touch.

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Well, do you want to, like,
exchange addresses

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and be pen pals or something?

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No, honey,
there's no writing letters.

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Take a flight.

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Get one of those
cheapie airline flights

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like on Southwest or Spirit.

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- Um, yeah, I don't really like South...
- I love you, Martha.

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Hang in there.
Chip will come around.

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Bye, honey.

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Uhp, she hung up.

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Hi.

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Chip, I heard about the rodeo
and your mom moving away.

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It sounds like a lot.

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I think maybe you're annoyed
with me 'cause I asked

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if you were mad at me,
but I brought you something.

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It's kind of an olive branch.

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Hello. Can I help you?

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Hang on, Chip.
I've got a situation.

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Hi.

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Were you here
to see the place, or...?

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Kind of.

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Wow, he decorated.

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Oh, the-the apartment's forsale,
so the furniture is fake.

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- But...
- Well, it looks real.

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- Wait, he moved out?
- Yeah, I know, right?

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He's never gonna walk
to the bullet train station.

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Well, did he leave aforwarding
address or anything?

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I believe he did.
I can look it up.

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Okay.

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Um, do you want a hat rack?

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That's okay.

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I'll look the address up.

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There's nothing like
it, is there?

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I mean, it's so peaceful.

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And we're growing everything
for ourselves.

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Oh, and look, that's a loquat.

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Looks like a large kumquat.

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Yeah, but it's a loquat.

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What do they taste like?

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Like, um, a kiwi.

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Or kind of like kumquat.

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Sorry to bother you.

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Oh, it's no bother at all.

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I was just out backpicking
these fabulous tomatoes.

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You really ought to try one.
They are incredible.

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No, thanks, Tammy.

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Um, I'm looking for Chip.

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Really?

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And why is that?

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Um, a lot of reasons.

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I don't know exactly, um...

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I think I do.

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You're worried about him
and you care about him.

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Is he here?

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I'm not at liberty to say.

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But I can tell you
that he's finally serious

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about working on himself.

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Well, I really want
to speak to him.

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Did he contact you?

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No.

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Martha, have you considered
that you might be

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over identified with Chip

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and that you're
sublimating your own issues

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by coming out here to save him?

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He really needs
to go through this on his own,

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and it's best
that you leave him alone.

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Dear...

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go home.

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Dale? Dale?

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Dale, is that you...

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Sorry.

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Excuse me, sir.

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Sir, do you know Dale?

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You IRS?

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No, sir, I'm just looking
for Dale Baskets.

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I thought I smelled
a nice perfume

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wafting through the RV park.

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What is that, Lady Old Spice?

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Dale, something serious
is going on.

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Martha, is this
a ploy of some sort?

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Do you still have
feelings for me?

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Not now.

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- Can we talk?
- Okay.

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Well, it sounds like
she's brainwashing him.

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Well, not exactly.

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I mean,
it's supposed to help him.

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She's helped a lot of people.

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You just give her
a few thousand dollars

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and move into her compound,
and then...

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Uh, you give her
a few thousand dollars

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and move into her compound?

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- Just a few, huh?
- He's in a cult, Martha.

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He's in a cult.

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He may be one of 100 husbands
to this woman right now.

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That's right. Or even
if he's the fifth husband,

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- I have a problem with that.
- Oh, my God.

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This is crazy.
What are we gonna do about Chip?

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- We can lure him out.
- Wait, how will we do that?

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Sugar cubes.

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For Chip?

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Sugar activates theopiate
receptors in your brain.

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People can't resist it.

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That's why women eat so much
chocolate on their periods.

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Anything he likes, what do you
know that he is very fond of?

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Okay. I think I know
what he likes.

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<i>♪ You know me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, you know me ♪</i>

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♪ You know me ♪

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♪ Too well ♪

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♪ But if all those petty fears ♪

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♪ Make every woman blind ♪

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♪ Every woman ♪

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♪ Blind. ♪

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Hey, Penelope. Sounds good.

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Martha.

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- I love your style.
- Oh, thanks, Penelope.

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- You don't want any tea?
- Oh, no, thanks.

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I stopped at Starbucks four
times on the way down here,

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so I'm kind of jacked.

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Okay.

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Um, I can't believe
Chip is in a cult.

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- Yeah.
- It doesn't sound like him at all.

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And I wonder if it's not just
a performance or something,

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like, a clowning, you know?

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Um, I don't know.

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Uh, the last I heard,
he gave up "clooning."

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Oh.

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Well, so, what can I do?

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Chip.

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Penelope,
what are you doing here?

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What are you doing here?

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How are you?
I tried calling.

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Oh, I threw out my cell phone.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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Nice. Are you a farmer now?

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I mean, what are you doing?

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Well, I'm just, you know,
I'm just trying to...

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refocus my brain, in a way.

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Um, I... I'm medit... I know it
sounds ridiculous coming from me.

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- No, no.
- But I'm med... I'm meditating,

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and, yeah, it's silly,
but it seems to... I like it.

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I do.

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What happened to your clowning?

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You always said I was
a bad clown. Is that a bee?

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No.

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- Did I miss it?
- Look.

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You're funny. You're a clown,
whatever you do.

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Penelope.

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Penelope, Chip is healing here.

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I think it's time for you to go.

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Oh, really?

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Um, yes, I just wanted
to show him something

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that I bought for him.

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Okay.

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You want to... I'll show you.

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Okay, sure, sure, yeah.

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It's a beautiful place here.

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- Yeah, she's had it for a, for a while.
- Oh.

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- I'm sorry, Chip.
- What is this?

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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

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What's going on?!
Let go of me!

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- I'm so sorry, so sorry.
- Penelope, what's going on?!

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Martha, is that you?!
Martha!

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- Dale, I can smell your cologne!
- Shut up, sissy!

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Oh, stray bullet!

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- Martha!
- In the van! Get in the van!

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- M-Martha's on the ground!
- She's fine.

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- Go, guys!
- Martha. -

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Go, go, go!

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Oh. Are you okay?

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Martha.

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- What happened?
- Hi, Mrs. Baskets.

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I brought you some flowers.
They say it cheers people up.

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I don't like 'em myself, but...

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Well, thanks.

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Hey, um, I'm really sorry
about Chip.

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What about Chip?

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Well, all the stuff with Tammy.

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Tammy? W-What?

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Um, I introduced Chip
to my life coach.

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You know, like, haven't you
noticed a difference in me?

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Well, I thought
it would help Chip, too.

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I introduced them, and then
he just took it a lot farther

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than I thought he would
and moved up there

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and paid her a bunch of money
to pick vegetables

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and he sold his condo.

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Oh.

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I got to sit down.

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Oh.

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Sold the condo?

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That kid.

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- Hey, mama.
- Hey, honey.

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- How is he?
- Well, I had to lock his ass up.

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He's a danger to himself
and society.

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Are you okay?

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Yeah.

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Chip?

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Chip?

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Oh, Lord, Lord, Lord.

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Mom, finally you're here.

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Listen, I-I'm not in a cult.

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I-I-I don't need this. Okay?

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And-and how's Martha,
by the way?

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It's worse than I thought.

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What is?

255
00:13:19,302 --> 00:13:21,740
- Honey, are you even in there?
- What?

256
00:13:21,828 --> 00:13:24,294
What did they give you?
Cough syrup?

257
00:13:24,382 --> 00:13:26,966
Some sort of s-special syrup?

258
00:13:27,888 --> 00:13:30,302
Some sort of breakfast
with stuff in it?

259
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:32,305
Are you done with
your line of questioning?

260
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,944
Well, honey, I'm just trying
to get to the bottom

261
00:13:35,032 --> 00:13:36,435
of what happened
to my son Chip.

262
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:38,286
He's right here,
but I happen to be

263
00:13:38,374 --> 00:13:40,295
in a freaking goat prison!

264
00:13:40,739 --> 00:13:43,747
Honey, is this all
because of Sacramento?

265
00:13:44,051 --> 00:13:46,559
- Are you mad about that?
- No, I'm just...

266
00:13:46,647 --> 00:13:49,117
I'm trying to do something
different, Mom, okay?

267
00:13:49,356 --> 00:13:52,316
And I'm just, you know, trying
to find out who I really am.

268
00:13:52,615 --> 00:13:55,208
You're Chip Baskets.

269
00:13:55,775 --> 00:13:57,309
Chip Baskets.

270
00:13:57,487 --> 00:13:59,776
Now stop being so ridiculous.

271
00:13:59,864 --> 00:14:01,536
My...

272
00:14:01,676 --> 00:14:03,852
Mom, my-my feelings
are not ridiculous.

273
00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:06,055
When you went to sell the
rodeo without even consulting me,

274
00:14:06,142 --> 00:14:09,357
I felt erased.
I'm not an extension of you.

275
00:14:09,445 --> 00:14:11,950
Is this you talking or
is this that Tiffany talking?

276
00:14:12,038 --> 00:14:13,220
Her name is Tammy.

277
00:14:13,354 --> 00:14:15,134
Is this Tammy talking
or you talking?

278
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,914
It's me talking, Mom.

279
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,394
Where is she, Chip?
I need an address.

280
00:14:20,482 --> 00:14:21,657
I don't...

281
00:14:21,745 --> 00:14:24,125
Mom, do not talk to her.

282
00:14:24,869 --> 00:14:26,750
Mom, please.

283
00:14:26,838 --> 00:14:28,057
Where is she?

284
00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:31,327
- Do not talk to her.
- I'll find her.

285
00:14:31,423 --> 00:14:32,598
- I will.
- Mom.

286
00:14:32,686 --> 00:14:35,373
I'm gonna find her.
I-I will...

287
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,498
Chip. Chip.

288
00:14:38,189 --> 00:14:40,496
It's a good thing
you are locked up.

289
00:14:42,118 --> 00:14:43,859
Grabbing your mother!

290
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,912
Okay, this is
the hole in one, girls.

291
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:55,513
Don't you doubt me.

292
00:15:00,231 --> 00:15:01,615
What's that?

293
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:06,912
Can you please get off
the center of the fairway?

294
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,107
Ladies, can we get
this show on the road?

295
00:15:09,195 --> 00:15:11,060
Well, I would love to,
but there seems to be

296
00:15:11,148 --> 00:15:13,542
some kind of commotion
on the green.

297
00:15:14,225 --> 00:15:16,544
- See?
- Move!

298
00:15:16,632 --> 00:15:19,005
What have you done to my son?

299
00:15:19,237 --> 00:15:20,717
Oh, no.

300
00:15:20,805 --> 00:15:22,669
You're stopping up
the whole golf course.

301
00:15:22,757 --> 00:15:24,623
Well, it's her fault!

302
00:15:24,859 --> 00:15:26,896
She brainwashed my son,

303
00:15:26,984 --> 00:15:30,029
and I'm not leaving here
till I get some answers.

304
00:15:30,117 --> 00:15:32,554
It's okay, everybody.
I've got this under control.

305
00:15:32,642 --> 00:15:34,349
Know what?
We're just gonna go on ahead.

306
00:15:34,437 --> 00:15:35,468
Excuse me.

307
00:15:35,749 --> 00:15:37,389
Enjoy your soap opera.

308
00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:40,708
You must be Christine Baskets.

309
00:15:41,147 --> 00:15:44,366
You're exactly the way
Chip described you.

310
00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:47,588
Well, I'm really sorry,
but I have no idea where Chip is.

311
00:15:47,676 --> 00:15:51,265
He walked away from my house
andhe hasn't contacted me since.

312
00:15:51,591 --> 00:15:55,569
Well, you're responsible
for whatever happens to Chip.

313
00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:58,054
Chip is his own person.

314
00:15:58,264 --> 00:15:59,903
He's making his own choices,

315
00:15:59,991 --> 00:16:02,272
and frankly they're
very good ones right now.

316
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,580
So if you hear from him
or you see him,

317
00:16:04,668 --> 00:16:07,140
just tell him that
I'd love for him to come back.

318
00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:10,507
The door is open.
For you, too, by the way.

319
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,147
Ha! Good one.

320
00:16:13,503 --> 00:16:15,358
Is that how she got you ladies?

321
00:16:15,446 --> 00:16:16,968
Are you part of the cult?

322
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,796
Are you in a trance right now?

323
00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:22,388
Mm.

324
00:16:22,577 --> 00:16:24,448
They look really out of it.

325
00:16:24,536 --> 00:16:26,241
Christine...

326
00:16:26,597 --> 00:16:30,655
do you really want Chip
living at home with you

327
00:16:30,743 --> 00:16:32,647
for the rest of his life?

328
00:16:32,854 --> 00:16:36,788
He wants to improve himself
if you'll let him.

329
00:16:37,056 --> 00:16:38,754
I did let him improve himself.

330
00:16:38,842 --> 00:16:42,241
I gave him the money for
the down payment on the condo.

331
00:16:42,696 --> 00:16:45,147
Where do you think he got
the money that he gave you?

332
00:16:45,235 --> 00:16:46,554
It was from me.

333
00:16:46,692 --> 00:16:50,652
And that wasn't his money
to give to some charlatan.

334
00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:54,077
He likes what I have to offer.
A lot of people do.

335
00:16:54,353 --> 00:16:56,265
He likes shiny things.

336
00:16:56,371 --> 00:16:59,812
Well, he signed a contract
with us.

337
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,457
- Do you want to be his mommy?
- No.

338
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:07,689
No. I'm his mommy.
He's already got one.

339
00:17:08,002 --> 00:17:09,983
And you're gonna do him
more damage

340
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,726
day after day after day.

341
00:17:12,983 --> 00:17:16,007
- Mm-hmm.
- I can see it in your eyes.

342
00:17:25,185 --> 00:17:27,013
Oh.

343
00:17:28,085 --> 00:17:29,173
What's going on?

344
00:17:29,261 --> 00:17:30,610
- Get over here.
- What?

345
00:17:30,696 --> 00:17:31,858
- I want to spank you!
- Mom!

346
00:17:31,946 --> 00:17:33,296
What are you doing? Ow!

347
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:34,883
- I am so mad at you!
- Ow! -

348
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,460
- Mom, what are you... Stop!
- Why would you give

349
00:17:36,547 --> 00:17:38,124
that woman all that money?!

350
00:17:38,212 --> 00:17:40,874
It's my money.
I can do what I want, Mom.

351
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:43,975
My buttocks is killing me.

352
00:17:44,569 --> 00:17:48,061
For God's sakes, this woman
doesn't care about you.

353
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,327
She's taking advantage
of a vulnerable person.

354
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:55,577
You know, sometimes
I think you just want to fail at life.

355
00:17:55,695 --> 00:17:58,577
Oh, really? Like I, like
I f-failed at-at clown college

356
00:17:58,665 --> 00:18:00,163
and I fail at the rodeo?

357
00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:01,624
Oh, God.

358
00:18:02,079 --> 00:18:04,132
Well, you got to go
to clown college.

359
00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:06,048
You got a rodeo.

360
00:18:06,237 --> 00:18:10,054
Or-or-or maybe
my-my-my marriage failed

361
00:18:10,142 --> 00:18:11,624
because of me?

362
00:18:12,846 --> 00:18:15,804
Another woman who was trying
to take advantage of you.

363
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:17,960
Do you think
she loved you?

364
00:18:19,179 --> 00:18:22,008
I mean, she was a lovely person
and very beautiful,

365
00:18:22,181 --> 00:18:25,741
talented and all the rest,
but...

366
00:18:26,645 --> 00:18:28,691
I don't think
she cared about you.

367
00:18:29,637 --> 00:18:30,671
Mom...

368
00:18:30,766 --> 00:18:34,334
you need to accept the fact
that you...

369
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,726
you don't always know
what's best for me.

370
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,655
Ever since Dad died,
you've been trying to fix me.

371
00:18:39,781 --> 00:18:41,960
You know who
you should've fixed? Dad.

372
00:18:42,602 --> 00:18:44,084
But I mean fixed down here.

373
00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:45,209
- You know what I mean?
- Oh...

374
00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:46,419
'Cause that way,
you-you guys

375
00:18:46,507 --> 00:18:48,296
would've never had me
and what's-his-face.

376
00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:51,488
Dale.

377
00:18:58,665 --> 00:19:00,351
I'm sorry, Chip.

378
00:19:00,994 --> 00:19:03,679
I'm sorry, 'cause
when your dad died,

379
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:08,311
I was just trying to protect you
from all the pain.

380
00:19:08,713 --> 00:19:11,249
Maybe I was trying to fix you.
I don't know.

381
00:19:11,352 --> 00:19:14,296
Or maybe I was just trying
to feel better myself.

382
00:19:15,131 --> 00:19:16,811
I know this:

383
00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:21,163
that those people
don't care about you.

384
00:19:21,474 --> 00:19:24,710
They're not your family.

385
00:19:30,607 --> 00:19:32,468
Wonder where that goat went.

386
00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:38,415
Oh, there's that old goat.

387
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,117
He's up to mischief.

388
00:19:40,204 --> 00:19:41,875
Ah, they say they'll eat
anything, won't they?

389
00:19:41,962 --> 00:19:43,415
Yeah, they'll eat anything.

390
00:19:43,944 --> 00:19:45,405
You know, Dale,
that's pretty nice,

391
00:19:45,493 --> 00:19:47,749
the way you went so far out
for your brother.

392
00:19:47,845 --> 00:19:49,630
Sometimes you go
a little too far,

393
00:19:49,718 --> 00:19:52,198
- but it's really nice.
- Well...

394
00:19:52,757 --> 00:19:54,913
You're a really good brother,
you know that?

395
00:19:55,139 --> 00:19:57,717
Well, don't try to butter me uptoo
much, Ken.

396
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:04,718
- You ever had goat's milk?
- On my cereal.

397
00:20:05,062 --> 00:20:06,444
Oh.

398
00:20:07,778 --> 00:20:09,515
I once drank it
straight from the teat

399
00:20:09,603 --> 00:20:11,679
at my Aunt Helen's house
when I was a kid.

400
00:20:14,851 --> 00:20:16,491
I love you, Chip.

401
00:20:17,031 --> 00:20:21,101
And I have spent the majority
of my life trying to help you.

402
00:20:21,765 --> 00:20:23,882
You're my precious boy.

403
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:30,061
Yeah, well, that's just it, Mom.
I'm not, I'm not a boy.

404
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,501
I'm a grown-up.

405
00:20:33,475 --> 00:20:35,530
And I'm a clown, you know?

406
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:39,686
And when I clown, sometimes
I fall and slip on a banana.

407
00:20:40,054 --> 00:20:42,851
And I get back up, and,
you know, I step on a rake,

408
00:20:42,939 --> 00:20:44,491
and it hits me in the face.

409
00:20:45,059 --> 00:20:49,194
But I get up again,
just like I do as a grown-up.

410
00:20:49,893 --> 00:20:53,210
I just want you to treat me...

411
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,604
like an adult.

412
00:20:57,809 --> 00:20:59,382
And I'll do the same for you.

413
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,702
Well, you can't
give that woman that money.

414
00:21:03,704 --> 00:21:05,132
I know.

415
00:21:06,107 --> 00:21:09,335
Sorry about grabbing
your... your outfit earlier.

416
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:14,257
Well, it's pretty strong.

417
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,735
And I'm sorry about
spanking you.

418
00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:20,054
I'm sure I'm gonna have welts
in my left buttocks cheek.

419
00:21:20,394 --> 00:21:22,658
Well, you're all
grown up now, so...

420
00:21:22,964 --> 00:21:24,661
take care of those welts.

421
00:21:30,025 --> 00:21:31,505
Hey, I'm looking
for Martha Brooks.

422
00:21:31,592 --> 00:21:33,333
Oh, hey, Chip.

423
00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:34,726
Got you these.
Where would you like them?

424
00:21:34,813 --> 00:21:38,241
Oh, wow.
Um, well, actually...

425
00:21:38,329 --> 00:21:39,259
I'll put...
you want me to put them over here?

426
00:21:39,354 --> 00:21:40,400
Yeah.

427
00:21:40,488 --> 00:21:42,273
Mm-hmm.

428
00:21:45,693 --> 00:21:47,018
How's your arm?

429
00:21:47,869 --> 00:21:49,511
It still works.

430
00:21:49,692 --> 00:21:54,045
You know, that cast
saved your arm's life.

431
00:21:54,133 --> 00:21:56,870
Yeah, I guess
carpal tunnel has its perks.

432
00:22:02,241 --> 00:22:06,594
Um... I'm really sorry about
all that stuff with Tammy

433
00:22:06,682 --> 00:22:09,620
and Dale and...
all the roughhousing.

434
00:22:09,717 --> 00:22:11,401
Just got out of hand.

435
00:22:11,616 --> 00:22:14,880
I, uh... uh, maybe I got
out of hand, too, you know?

436
00:22:15,108 --> 00:22:16,604
There's just...

437
00:22:17,854 --> 00:22:19,487
just a lot of changes.

438
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,381
Mom's moving to Denver.

439
00:22:21,565 --> 00:22:23,415
You're not moving to Denver,
are you?

440
00:22:23,503 --> 00:22:26,517
Mm-mm. No.
I have no reason to.

441
00:22:28,323 --> 00:22:30,712
Okay, well,
thanks for coming, Chip,

442
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,384
but I was watching
Judge Joe Brown

443
00:22:33,472 --> 00:22:34,394
before you got here,
and I think

444
00:22:34,481 --> 00:22:38,311
they're about to announce
the verdict, so maybe...

445
00:22:38,502 --> 00:22:40,417
That's it for the visit?

446
00:22:40,913 --> 00:22:43,089
I-I've been here
for two minutes.

447
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:44,970
Scoot over.

448
00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:47,073
- What do you mean?
- Scooch.

449
00:22:48,816 --> 00:22:50,237
What's this case about?

450
00:22:50,889 --> 00:22:52,698
- Uh...
- Sorry..

451
00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:57,987
Well, um, it's this guy says
that the lady took his money,

452
00:22:58,142 --> 00:23:00,807
but she says that
he was her boyfriend

453
00:23:00,895 --> 00:23:03,299
- and he loaned it to her.
- Hmm.

454
00:23:07,698 --> 00:23:09,427
You think the nurse will
bring in some popcorn?

455
00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:10,643
No.

456
00:23:10,987 --> 00:23:13,032
<i>♪ I know you ♪</i>

457
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:18,872
<i>♪ I know you... ♪</i>

458
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,311
Dale.
Would you help your mother?

459
00:23:21,398 --> 00:23:23,969
- Yeah, I'll give you a shove.
- Oh, thank you, honey.

460
00:23:24,057 --> 00:23:25,837
- I love this shawl that you wear.
- Ready?

461
00:23:25,924 --> 00:23:27,901
- Isn't it something?
- Here, Mom. It's beautiful.

462
00:23:27,988 --> 00:23:30,295
Oh. It's part tiger,
part rainbow.

463
00:23:32,301 --> 00:23:33,667
Ooh.

464
00:23:33,963 --> 00:23:35,627
Well, best of luck to you.

465
00:23:35,795 --> 00:23:37,784
I'll be back before you know it.

466
00:23:38,038 --> 00:23:39,387
Well, take your time.

467
00:23:40,346 --> 00:23:41,672
You're always funny.

468
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,557
Could someone give me a hand
with these last few suitcases?

469
00:23:44,766 --> 00:23:48,161
- Well, I'm already in.
- Yeah, I'll be right there.

470
00:23:48,526 --> 00:23:51,042
Well, Mom, all the squeaky
toys are accounted for.

471
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,674
Oh, the kitties will be happy
about that.

472
00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:56,565
What are you gonna do, honey?

473
00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,487
You know, I don't know,
and I feel pretty good about it.

474
00:24:00,714 --> 00:24:02,096
That's a good attitude.

475
00:24:02,184 --> 00:24:04,167
- I like that.
- I'll give you...

476
00:24:05,826 --> 00:24:09,315
What are you coming in to... Oh,
you're gonna give me a hug.

477
00:24:09,403 --> 00:24:10,927
You're so sweet.

478
00:24:11,015 --> 00:24:12,285
Bye, Mom.

479
00:24:13,137 --> 00:24:15,835
- I love you.
- I love you, Chip.

480
00:24:21,762 --> 00:24:24,330
- Bye, Dad.
- Bye, son.

481
00:24:24,493 --> 00:24:26,202
- Take care.
- Take care of Mom.

482
00:24:26,289 --> 00:24:27,415
I will.

483
00:24:27,986 --> 00:24:29,378
<i>♪ You know me... ♪</i>

484
00:24:29,839 --> 00:24:31,858
- You ready, baby?
- Ready, baby.

485
00:24:31,946 --> 00:24:32,835
Let's do it.

486
00:24:32,923 --> 00:24:34,252
Let's hit the road, Jack.

487
00:24:34,346 --> 00:24:35,964
I mean Ken.

488
00:24:39,703 --> 00:24:42,173
Well, we finally chased her
out of town, didn't we?

489
00:24:44,263 --> 00:24:45,368
Peace out.

490
00:24:45,509 --> 00:24:48,844
<i>♪ Too well ♪</i>

491
00:24:49,269 --> 00:24:51,462
<i>♪ But if all those ♪</i>

492
00:24:51,550 --> 00:24:54,205
<i>♪ Petty fears ♪</i>

493
00:24:54,324 --> 00:24:57,937
<i>♪ Make every woman ♪</i>

494
00:24:58,025 --> 00:24:59,287
<i>♪ Blind ♪</i>

495
00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:02,117
<i>♪ Every woman ♪</i>

496
00:25:02,205 --> 00:25:05,868
<i>♪ Blind ♪</i>

497
00:25:07,417 --> 00:25:11,680
<i>♪ Then you read ev... ♪</i>

498
00:25:14,385 --> 00:25:18,602
<i>♪ You read ev... ♪</i>

499
00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:22,790
<i>♪ ...very woman's mind ♪</i>

500
00:25:22,904 --> 00:25:28,040
<i>♪ Ev... ♪</i>

501
00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:35,219
<i>♪ ...very woman's ♪</i>

502
00:25:35,488 --> 00:25:37,956
<i>♪ Mind. ♪</i>

503
00:25:38,089 --> 00:25:39,761
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