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照明…

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照明…

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照明…

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照明娛樂！

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1985年

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最夯的電視節目是…

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“邪惡布萊德”！

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主角是巴瑟薩布萊德飾演的天才兒童

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兼犯罪首腦，一心想要征服全世界

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他在那裡！抓住他！

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我真是個壞小鬼！

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布萊德是八零年代最大咖的童星

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魅力橫掃全世界

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他在那裡！抓住他！

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但節目在第三季喊停

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我真是個壞小鬼！

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因為主角突然進入青春期

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壞透了？

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“喊停”

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節目喊停

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又被好萊塢拒絕

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布萊德一下子陷入低潮

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開始相信自己就是劇中人物

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看什麼看？

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所有人都在想…

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他後來怎麼樣了？

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告訴你，克萊夫

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在電視上演壞人很好玩

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但在現實中當壞人更過癮

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放出場音樂！

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來了

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你搞什麼？這是哪門子盜賊音樂？

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對不起，放錯了

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“出場音樂”

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媽呀！

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給我停…

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“反恐聯盟總部”

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長官，有怪物上了船！

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等等，那不是怪物

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是穿著墊肩的男人！

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只有一個超級壞蛋品味這麼過時

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巴瑟薩布萊德

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糟了！杜蒙特鑽石在那艘船上

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我要附近所有探員立刻趕到現場

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魯西二人組已經快速接近

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對！等等，妳剛才說我們是什麼？

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“魯西”，格魯加露西，你唸唸看

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我有點喜歡但不是太喜歡

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我還是不喜歡

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停下來！

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趴下！

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快走

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你還是慢半拍啦，格魯！

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搞啥？

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他要逃走了！

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想得美

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快！快…

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快！快！快！

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來不及了，格魯！

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來得及！

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來得及！

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來不及！

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準備好囉

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準備好什麼？

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嘿，妳們好嗎？

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沒事吧？

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你們好可愛唷

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抓住他，格魯！

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哈囉，格魯

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從世界最糟壞蛋…

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…變成世界最糟探員的感覺
怎麼樣啊？

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真好笑，你應該上電視的

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對喔，你上過耶！但被喊停了！

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看我的厲害

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女兒們真是的

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來尬舞！

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A小隊，已取回鑽石，快過來接應

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收到，A小隊接近中

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格魯！

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你還以為我真的昏倒啊？

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這叫演技，笨蛋

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我還寶刀未老呢

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我真是個壞小鬼！

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不准動！

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該死！

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快，抓住他！

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他要逃走了！

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別以為這樣就結束了，格魯

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聽見沒？我跟你沒完沒了

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那又怎樣？鑽石在我手上

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祝你生日快樂

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祝你生日…

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“丹，生日快樂！”

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親愛的丹，祝你生日快樂

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祝你生日快樂

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真不敢相信布萊德又逃走了

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怎麼會這樣？

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他逃走就算了，還洋洋得意

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“日暮養老院”

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我真是個壞小鬼！

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愛娜，妳今天看起來好辣

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貓都在妳身上

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穿著泡泡糖泳衣吊在那裡丟臉死了

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我這星期沒時間去健身房啊

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早上還吃了好大一份早餐

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覺得身材有點腫

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告訴妳，他根本不值得一提

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談論這傢伙簡直是浪費力氣

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還有一件事！

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下次我要在他的蠢臉上跳月球漫步！

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“反恐聯盟”

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感謝各位緊急過來開會

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我非常遺憾的通知大家，今天…

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我將退下聯盟主席的位子

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不！

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新主席直接由總部指派

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立即生效

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這位女士非常有天賦…

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…有企圖心，名叫凡樂莉

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我看著各位的臉龐

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心中浮現滿滿的回憶

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老天！你說夠了沒？

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這是我最後…　　-懂了懂了

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你又老又肥，下去吧

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讓我呼吸

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我開始滿頭大汗了

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來辦第一件正事

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格魯探員是哪一個魯蛇？

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是我

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但我應該不算魯蛇吧

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這樣有點…

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女兒打來的，時機不對

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嘿！

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是的，先生！

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女士？妳搞得我很緊張

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你怎麼能讓聯盟最想逮住的壞蛋…

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…就這樣逃走？

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這跟我們的工作背道而馳！

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對啦他是逃走了沒錯

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再一次的

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可是鑽石沒被他偷走

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我差這麼一點點就逮住他

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只有這麼一點點喔

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很有趣

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你被開除了！

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什麼？

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太不公平了，格魯是很棒的探員！

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這樣妳連我一起開除好了，這位姊妹

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妳真的想這麼做？

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真的嗎？

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不…

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她真的做了

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寶貝，妳不需要這麼做

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我知道妳有多愛妳的工作

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我更愛其他東西

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我們必須告訴孩子們這件事

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可以由你來嗎？

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我還不太習慣當媽

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沒問題

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哈囉？

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阿囉哈！

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“阿囉哈”

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真令人意外

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你們一直沒去度蜜月，所以…

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我們幫你們煮了晚餐！

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這是夏威夷大餐！

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有鳳梨，椰子和烏克麗麗！

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-耶
-耶

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這是今日湯品

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太太和先生

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是我想到要加小熊軟糖的

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好棒喔，吃掉太可惜了

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對不對？

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但這是我特地為你煮的

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好湯！我好愛…

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小熊軟糖…

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和肉的組合

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我放在嘴巴裡就好

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因為好吃到不想吞下去

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工作還順利嗎？

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有沒有打敗壞蛋？有沒有東西爆炸？

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其實呢

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今天我跟露西被邀請
不繼續在聯盟工作

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不！

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你們被開除了？

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沒有啦

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對

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但別擔心

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我們很快就會找到新工作

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甚至比現在更好

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還有什麼比超酷的祕密探員更好？

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我知道了！你們可以在線上賭博！

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凱蒂的爸爸就是做這個的

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好，我們會考慮，這是個好建議

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以後別再去凱蒂家了

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“梅爾來電”

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各位！你們沒聽懂我的意思

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不…

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這不代表我們要重新當壞蛋

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好，我懂

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聽著，我知道最近大家都不好過

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特別是奈安內博士
意外把自己凍成碳塊

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但我們已經不當罪犯了！

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梅爾！你是支持我的吧？

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“變壞”“追隨梅爾”

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你們好好聽我說！

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什麼？

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我說了什麼？不是唸“康鬼”嗎？

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好吧

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別用這種態度說話！
我們不會再當壞蛋

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對！我不想再聽到你們抱怨

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你們要是不停下來，別怪我不客氣

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別說出讓自己後悔的話

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什麼？你們要辭職？

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真的假的？別鬧了！

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大衛！傑瑞！

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好消息，你們升官了

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由你們當老大，不錯吧

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老天爺！

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“法國，巴黎”

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彭風先生！

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當今最強的寶石專家
怎麼會大駕光臨？

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警察局長派我來的

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他擔心杜蒙特鑽石在最近的…

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…搶劫案件中被換成假貨

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你被耍了！

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什麼？怎麼可能？

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沒錯

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被我耍了！

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這是怎麼…

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不！救命！

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我真是個壞小鬼！

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或者應該說…

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格魯

235
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你在這裡做什麼？

236
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:37,158
一個人待在黑暗裡

237
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,836
沒事，只是在想事情

238
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:41,537
你還好嗎？

239
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:44,081
我很好

240
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,550
只不過…

241
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:49,513
我不知道，我覺得自己…

242
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,015
…很失敗

243
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:54,509
人生失去了意義

244
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:57,771
親愛的，你並不失敗

245
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:01,191
要是能抓到布萊德就好了

246
00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:04,936
每次都只差那麼一點

247
00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:07,647
但現在我沒機會了

248
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:09,690
因為被聯盟開除

249
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:13,277
格魯，看開點，往好處想

250
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,831
事情會好轉的，我保證

251
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,595
不好意思

252
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,941
請問一下，年輕…人？

253
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:46,027
這個地址要怎麼走？

254
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:52,284
我在找一位格魯先生

255
00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:06,923
一群白痴

256
00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:11,669
不！凱爾！

257
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:14,264
凱爾！放開！

258
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,301
“布萊德偷走世界最大鑽石”

259
00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:19,436
怎麼可能！

260
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:21,470
這是在開玩笑吧！

261
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:22,513
露西，妳有沒有…

262
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:24,307
妳做惡夢時他可以幫妳

263
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:25,349
“玩具大拍賣”

264
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,642
他抱起來很舒服

265
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,144
不不不，安安！

266
00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:30,521
妳要好好照顧他

267
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:32,032
謝謝妳！

268
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,817
安安，妳在做什麼？

269
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:36,819
妳把獨角獸賣掉了？

270
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:41,082
我想要幫忙，因為你沒工作了

271
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,376
我賺了整整兩塊錢耶

272
00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:47,964
不好意思？

273
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,425
歹勢，拍賣結束了

274
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,876
不用花你太久…

275
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:54,420
眉毛兄，離開我的草坪

276
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,796
好，可是…

277
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,307
你能不能…

278
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,091
當然

279
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,811
我剛才說…

280
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:03,939
再見！

281
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:13,981
安安，妳不必擔心，我們不會有事

282
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,066
真的嗎？

283
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,359
真的

284
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,745
來吧，把東西收一收

285
00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:20,497
還來啊？

286
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,823
你這人怎麼講不聽？

287
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:25,701
不好意思，格魯先生

288
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:29,047
我真的必須跟你談談

289
00:21:29,081 --> 00:21:30,706
你怎麼知道我的名字？

290
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:34,302
我先自我介紹一下，我叫佛利茲

291
00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:37,380
乖狗狗

292
00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:41,968
我代你的雙胞胎弟弟德魯前來詢問

293
00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:43,469
他需要你的幫助

294
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,137
什麼？雙胞胎弟弟？

295
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,564
雙胞胎弟弟？

296
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:48,432
是的

297
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:51,852
他想請你飛到自由國度見他

298
00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:55,115
你父親不久前過世…

299
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:56,941
夠了，笨蛋

300
00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:59,986
歹勢，我爸在我很小的時候就死了

301
00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:02,655
我沒有兄弟，你找錯人了

302
00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:08,044
是這樣嗎？你怎麼解釋這張照片？

303
00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:20,548
哈囉，格魯

304
00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:21,933
嗨，媽

305
00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:25,937
退休也要過得充實

306
00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:30,108
你真是個小可愛

307
00:22:33,437 --> 00:22:36,188
他們是我的潛水教練

308
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:39,534
維錢索和帕歐羅

309
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,037
掰掰囉

310
00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:44,873
找我幹嘛？

311
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:47,959
媽，我有雙胞胎弟弟嗎？

312
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,245
你怎麼知道？是誰告訴你的？

313
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,621
搞什麼？是真的嗎？

314
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:54,790
妳從來沒跟我說我有弟弟！

315
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:58,335
還說爸在我出生後就因失望而死

316
00:22:58,336 --> 00:23:01,881
當初談的條件就是這樣

317
00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:04,684
條件？這話是什麼意思？

318
00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:11,098
你和你弟弟出生後不久

319
00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,309
我就跟你爸爸離婚了

320
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:16,729
我們各自帶走一個兒子

321
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:20,450
發誓老死不相往來

322
00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:23,819
顯然…

323
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,914
我選到比較差的那一個

324
00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:30,835
我有一個弟弟！

325
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:40,336
女孩們，妳們那邊怎麼樣？

326
00:23:40,337 --> 00:23:42,880
我準備了一些好玩的活動！

327
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:46,008
誰想玩撲克牌？

328
00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:47,352
這個嘛

329
00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:49,887
不用了

330
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:51,764
好吧

331
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:54,308
我只好跟自己玩

332
00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:55,944
希望可以贏

333
00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:58,988
好想知道德魯是什麼樣的人

334
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,148
搞不好我們有雙胞胎心電感應

335
00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:04,360
可以知道對方在想什麼

336
00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:05,986
是不是很酷？

337
00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:07,580
超酷的！

338
00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:29,185
自由國度！自由國度！自由國度！

339
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,438
你好，小豬仔

340
00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:34,524
你們看那間房子！

341
00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:36,725
好像一座城堡！

342
00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:40,238
我等不及要見弟弟了！

343
00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:42,857
怎麼會有這麼多豬？

344
00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:45,151
這是家族事業

345
00:24:45,152 --> 00:24:48,872
全自由國度最大的養豬場

346
00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:51,666
養得真好

347
00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:54,961
不！那是我的私處！

348
00:24:57,289 --> 00:24:59,883
這隻豬是有什麼問題？

349
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,135
各位請進

350
00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:14,856
太壯觀了！

351
00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:18,943
豬豬版的西斯汀教堂

352
00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:26,409
我哥哥！

353
00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:32,656
我弟弟！

354
00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:33,824
格魯！

355
00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:35,293
德魯！

356
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:47,338
哥哥！讓我抱抱你！

357
00:25:47,339 --> 00:25:49,140
我好開心！

358
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:53,469
經過這麼多年終於見到你了！

359
00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:55,304
是啊，真不錯

360
00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:57,690
你瞧瞧

361
00:25:57,849 --> 00:26:00,184
這位一定是美麗的嫂嫂

362
00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:01,486
你說我美？

363
00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:04,230
好了啦，嘴巴那麼甜

364
00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:07,742
我的禿頭老哥
怎麼能找到妳這種老婆？

365
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,786
開玩笑的啦！

366
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:15,458
妳們一定是我的姪女！

367
00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:19,536
妳是安安！大眼小美女

368
00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:21,497
我好想把妳放進口袋裡

369
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:23,174
不可以啦！

370
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:25,093
我太大了

371
00:26:25,293 --> 00:26:30,005
蒂蒂！我看得出來妳有點淘氣

372
00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:32,308
我們等一下要惹麻煩囉

373
00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:34,394
我已經惹了！

374
00:26:35,845 --> 00:26:37,137
拜託！

375
00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:38,305
你們為什麼要這樣對我？

376
00:26:38,306 --> 00:26:39,524
“踢我！”

377
00:26:39,891 --> 00:26:43,519
為惡作劇擊掌！

378
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,522
還有毛毛，妳看起來好成熟

379
00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:48,992
我猜妳15歲了吧？

380
00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:50,693
怎麼可能？

381
00:26:50,694 --> 00:26:54,831
她才12，看起來12，也永遠都會是12

382
00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:57,283
德魯，這地方太棒了！

383
00:26:57,284 --> 00:26:59,460
你打開門走出來的時候…

384
00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:03,664
這裡是很不錯啦

385
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:06,217
但我不是很重視物質生活

386
00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:11,472
太酷了！　　-你們看！

387
00:27:11,715 --> 00:27:13,716
天哪，還有直升機耶

388
00:27:13,717 --> 00:27:15,351
棒透了！

389
00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:18,053
對，好棒棒！

390
00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:19,346
我們回家吧？

391
00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:20,690
為什麼？

392
00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:24,268
我不知道，這傢伙有豪宅，有跑車

393
00:27:24,269 --> 00:27:29,023
還長了滿頭茂密又柔順的髮絲

394
00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:31,451
我來到這裡心情更差了

395
00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:34,570
但他是你弟弟呀，跟他相處看看嘛

396
00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:37,865
我跟格魯要好好敘敘兄弟情

397
00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:40,710
你們跟佛利茲出去吧，他準備了驚喜

398
00:27:41,244 --> 00:27:43,504
讚！　　-我喜歡驚喜！

399
00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:45,414
太好了，我們可以培養母女情

400
00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:46,924
走吧！

401
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:50,261
掰！祝你們玩得開心！

402
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:58,144
只要擁有邪惡布萊德公仔

403
00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,563
你也可以跟巴瑟薩布萊德一樣邪惡

404
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,266
不但有音樂啟動的霹靂舞模式

405
00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:07,904
還有泡泡糖發射墊肩！

406
00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:12,367
以及全新巨鑽雷射！

407
00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:15,861
不用再算數學了！

408
00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:18,498
我真是個壞小鬼！

409
00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:22,669
巨鑽雷射不會真的把書燒成灰

410
00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:27,757
好萊塢怎能
把推出這玩具的節目取消？

411
00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:31,126
邪惡布萊德是個傑作啊

412
00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:33,796
都沒有人欣賞真正的藝術嗎？

413
00:28:33,797 --> 00:28:36,131
真是可恥又可笑，老大

414
00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:39,885
現在我有了鑽石，該還以顏色了

415
00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:43,639
真可惜格魯無法跑來阻擋我

416
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,433
等等，不，我討厭那個笨蛋！

417
00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:48,352
還有好萊塢！

418
00:28:48,353 --> 00:28:51,647
這次換我取消你們

419
00:28:51,648 --> 00:28:55,034
還有所有拒絕過我的魯蛇！

420
00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:01,907
豬仔，豬仔

421
00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:05,420
你的事業做得怎麼樣？

422
00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:08,956
很好啊！好得不得了！

423
00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:10,258
狀況絕佳！

424
00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:16,097
有件事你應該會很有興趣

425
00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:20,351
做好防撞姿勢，老哥

426
00:29:50,874 --> 00:29:52,091
快點過來！

427
00:29:54,335 --> 00:29:56,628
這是什麼？

428
00:29:56,629 --> 00:30:01,225
養豬場只是為了掩護真正的家族事業

429
00:30:07,599 --> 00:30:11,727
準備好大開眼界吧

430
00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:14,864
老爸的藏身處！

431
00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:19,401
哇，等等

432
00:30:19,402 --> 00:30:22,654
我們的爸爸是壞蛋？

433
00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:25,073
他可不是一般的壞蛋

434
00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:28,586
而是數一數二的超級大壞蛋！

435
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:33,040
人稱“絕頂天魔”！

436
00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:36,210
這就是我們的爸爸？

437
00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:39,931
你成為大壞蛋，他很引以為傲！

438
00:30:40,215 --> 00:30:41,432
真的嗎？

439
00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:45,010
但我就差遠了

440
00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:50,441
我對爸爸來說徹底失敗

441
00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:53,644
他從來不覺得我有本事當壞蛋

442
00:30:53,645 --> 00:30:56,989
但你可以幫我證明他錯了！

443
00:30:57,649 --> 00:30:59,441
老哥

444
00:30:59,442 --> 00:31:02,203
教我怎麼當一名出色的壞蛋！

445
00:31:03,947 --> 00:31:05,197
不行

446
00:31:05,198 --> 00:31:07,241
不行…辦不到

447
00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:10,035
這是我們的家族傳統啊

448
00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,671
你不可以拒絕！

449
00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:13,830
對不起喔

450
00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:17,134
我現在不使壞了，沒什麼好說的

451
00:31:19,128 --> 00:31:21,597
好吧，我瞭解

452
00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:24,058
這是幹嘛的呀？

453
00:31:40,692 --> 00:31:42,109
我的媽呀！

454
00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:44,328
老爸的戰車

455
00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:47,072
很炫吧？

456
00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:51,210
想不想開著她出去晃晃呀？好玩嘛

457
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:01,262
小心！

458
00:32:04,841 --> 00:32:06,675
真是美好的一天！

459
00:32:06,676 --> 00:32:09,511
3秒從零加速到400

460
00:32:09,512 --> 00:32:11,221
能抵擋核爆

461
00:32:11,222 --> 00:32:12,857
全副武裝

462
00:32:14,809 --> 00:32:17,352
水喔

463
00:32:17,353 --> 00:32:19,488
而且還是油電車　　-小心！

464
00:32:42,879 --> 00:32:44,221
救命！

465
00:32:46,549 --> 00:32:49,769
這一點都不好玩

466
00:32:59,437 --> 00:33:01,772
這裡在辦什麼活動？

467
00:33:01,773 --> 00:33:05,567
歡迎參加一年一度的自由國度起司節

468
00:33:05,568 --> 00:33:06,869
出發！

469
00:33:11,532 --> 00:33:14,210
妳看，有好多糖果！

470
00:33:17,914 --> 00:33:20,299
我們可以買糖果嗎？　　-拜託

471
00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:23,260
只能一人一個喔，我認真的

472
00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:24,929
怎麼這樣！

473
00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:28,423
算了，要多少隨便妳們，儘管買

474
00:33:28,424 --> 00:33:30,309
太棒了！

475
00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:31,885
怎麼了？

476
00:33:31,886 --> 00:33:35,722
有時候妳應該拒絕她們

477
00:33:35,723 --> 00:33:37,265
媽媽要硬起來

478
00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:39,184
對喔，硬起來，好建議

479
00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:40,686
我做得到

480
00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:42,896
我還在摸索怎麼當好媽媽

481
00:33:42,897 --> 00:33:45,074
需要適應一下啦

482
00:33:45,733 --> 00:33:47,410
獨角獸！

483
00:33:51,906 --> 00:33:54,241
我們可以去那裡嗎？拜託…

484
00:33:54,242 --> 00:33:55,543
“微醺獨角獸”

485
00:33:58,663 --> 00:34:01,048
沒問題！但我們先…

486
00:34:01,749 --> 00:34:02,925
妳看！

487
00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:05,377
是自由國度傳統舞蹈

488
00:34:05,378 --> 00:34:07,295
是不是很棒呀？

489
00:34:07,296 --> 00:34:09,881
起司！起司！起司！

490
00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:12,268
起司！好精彩

491
00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:16,054
小女孩拿走小男孩的起司

492
00:34:16,055 --> 00:34:17,648
太可愛了！

493
00:34:20,143 --> 00:34:24,312
那個穿著小靴子的小傢伙真可憐

494
00:34:24,313 --> 00:34:26,115
沒有人選他

495
00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:28,734
毛毛，妳過去吧

496
00:34:28,735 --> 00:34:29,818
才不要！

497
00:34:29,819 --> 00:34:31,153
好吧

498
00:34:31,154 --> 00:34:32,446
等一下

499
00:34:32,447 --> 00:34:33,613
不！

500
00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:37,534
給我過去拿他的起司，馬上照做！

501
00:34:37,535 --> 00:34:38,326
什麼？

502
00:34:38,327 --> 00:34:40,454
我要像妳說的硬起來

503
00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:43,665
是對她們，不是對我！

504
00:34:43,666 --> 00:34:46,761
妳就去嘛，又不會少一塊肉

505
00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:50,848
好吧

506
00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,104
哇！

507
00:34:57,930 --> 00:35:00,149
嗨，我是毛毛

508
00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:02,068
妳好，毛毛！

509
00:35:02,310 --> 00:35:03,810
我是尼可

510
00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:06,280
想不想吃點我的起司？

511
00:35:08,608 --> 00:35:09,649
起司！起司！起司！

512
00:35:09,650 --> 00:35:12,495
太好了，毛毛，謝謝妳！

513
00:35:13,988 --> 00:35:16,415
我真是個好母親

514
00:35:16,491 --> 00:35:19,668
看見沒，女孩們？我硬起來…

515
00:35:20,036 --> 00:35:22,254
糟糕！她們跑去哪了？

516
00:35:22,705 --> 00:35:25,040
安安？蒂蒂？

517
00:35:25,041 --> 00:35:27,510
“微醺獨角獸”

518
00:35:27,668 --> 00:35:29,011
你好

519
00:35:32,215 --> 00:35:33,682
妳看，是獨角獸的角耶！

520
00:35:36,803 --> 00:35:39,814
我興奮到要爆掉了！

521
00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:42,316
安安，那是假的

522
00:35:43,893 --> 00:35:45,486
是真的喔

523
00:35:46,562 --> 00:35:49,731
它來自於歪拐森林

524
00:35:49,732 --> 00:35:54,870
世界上唯一還有獨角獸居住的地方

525
00:36:01,452 --> 00:36:03,212
要笑就儘管笑吧

526
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,206
他們都覺得我瘋了

527
00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:09,543
但我告訴妳們，我親眼見過

528
00:36:09,544 --> 00:36:11,628
用我這一隻獨眼

529
00:36:11,629 --> 00:36:15,048
等一下，你看過活生生的獨角獸？

530
00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:16,383
它長什麼樣子？

531
00:36:16,384 --> 00:36:18,593
你有沒有摸它？
聞起來是不是像糖果？

532
00:36:18,594 --> 00:36:21,596
它是不是毛茸茸的？

533
00:36:21,597 --> 00:36:23,566
它毛茸茸到…

534
00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:26,152
…我以為我會死

535
00:36:26,978 --> 00:36:29,363
你覺得我也能找得到嗎？

536
00:36:29,814 --> 00:36:32,566
聽說心地純正的少女…

537
00:36:32,567 --> 00:36:34,734
…進入到歪拐森林

538
00:36:34,735 --> 00:36:38,738
獨角獸就會過來跟在她身邊

539
00:36:38,739 --> 00:36:40,082
直到永遠

540
00:36:47,039 --> 00:36:48,090
安安！

541
00:36:53,921 --> 00:36:55,014
進球得分！

542
00:36:55,798 --> 00:36:57,099
讓開

543
00:36:58,134 --> 00:37:00,051
孩子們，別擔心，有我在

544
00:37:00,052 --> 00:37:01,604
妳還好吧？

545
00:37:01,971 --> 00:37:03,805
我們沒事

546
00:37:03,806 --> 00:37:05,307
妳咧？

547
00:37:05,308 --> 00:37:06,975
真的有獨角獸！

548
00:37:06,976 --> 00:37:10,321
我一定要找到！

549
00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:14,232
歹勢，媽媽的保護慾發作

550
00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:16,151
因為我聽到尖叫聲，所以…

551
00:37:16,152 --> 00:37:17,912
沒事，祝大家玩得開心

552
00:37:22,450 --> 00:37:24,084
等我一下

553
00:37:24,452 --> 00:37:25,577
不要這樣！

554
00:37:25,578 --> 00:37:27,463
竟然踢我

555
00:37:28,956 --> 00:37:31,175
你在做什麼？

556
00:37:32,168 --> 00:37:34,669
你偷了糖果？　　-對啊！

557
00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:37,097
偷兩支棒棒糖這麼大費周章喔

558
00:37:42,637 --> 00:37:44,179
糟糕，警察來了！

559
00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:45,940
怎麼辦？怎麼辦？

560
00:37:46,265 --> 00:37:48,984
來吧，看我的！

561
00:37:58,861 --> 00:38:01,696
警察要抓我們，嚇死寶寶了！

562
00:38:01,697 --> 00:38:02,831
有豬！

563
00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:06,585
警察！

564
00:38:23,302 --> 00:38:24,520
他們又來了！

565
00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:27,648
儘管來

566
00:38:48,577 --> 00:38:51,037
天哪，太瘋狂了！

567
00:38:51,038 --> 00:38:52,914
差一點就被抓住

568
00:38:52,915 --> 00:38:54,082
就是說啊

569
00:38:54,083 --> 00:38:56,427
我還以為你要尿褲子了

570
00:38:56,877 --> 00:38:58,336
我尿了！

571
00:38:58,337 --> 00:38:59,805
你尿了！

572
00:39:20,192 --> 00:39:21,735
披薩！披薩！披薩！

573
00:39:21,736 --> 00:39:23,078
“世界製片廠”

574
00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:29,209
你們在做什麼？

575
00:39:29,785 --> 00:39:31,879
有入侵者！

576
00:39:32,621 --> 00:39:34,923
“攝影棚A”

577
00:39:36,042 --> 00:39:37,500
“歡樂好聲音”

578
00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:39,127
在那裡，停下來！

579
00:39:39,128 --> 00:39:40,587
不准動！

580
00:39:40,588 --> 00:39:41,889
停下來！

581
00:39:47,553 --> 00:39:49,355
請求支援！

582
00:40:51,534 --> 00:40:53,168
抓住他們，快！

583
00:41:31,073 --> 00:41:33,709
全部都不准動！

584
00:41:34,743 --> 00:41:36,670
雙手舉高！

585
00:41:44,044 --> 00:41:47,222
承認吧，格魯，你流著壞蛋的血液

586
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,726
別說你一點都不懷念這種刺激感

587
00:41:52,178 --> 00:41:54,012
或許有一點吧

588
00:41:54,013 --> 00:41:56,848
現在你有機會東山再起

589
00:41:56,849 --> 00:41:58,066
大顯神威

590
00:41:58,184 --> 00:42:02,070
重新復出，這樣不是很棒嗎？

591
00:42:04,064 --> 00:42:08,035
來嘛，幹一票就好

592
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:12,447
這世界上一定還有什麼東西…

593
00:42:12,448 --> 00:42:15,834
…是你想偷的

594
00:42:18,537 --> 00:42:20,589
的確有

595
00:42:20,831 --> 00:42:23,541
要不要來偷…

596
00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:26,961
…世界最大的鑽石？

597
00:42:26,962 --> 00:42:29,598
好耶，太帥了

598
00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:31,799
謝謝你，老哥！

599
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,895
我打從心底感謝你

600
00:42:36,972 --> 00:42:39,983
我們應該好好慶祝一下！

601
00:42:41,435 --> 00:42:44,321
我有個絕妙的點子

602
00:42:47,233 --> 00:42:50,452
佛利茲，麻煩你拿一條餐巾給我

603
00:42:50,778 --> 00:42:52,829
沒問題，蒂蒂小姐

604
00:42:59,662 --> 00:43:01,213
格魯和德魯去哪了？

605
00:43:01,330 --> 00:43:03,382
我們來了！

606
00:43:03,832 --> 00:43:05,634
今天過得怎麼樣？

607
00:43:06,585 --> 00:43:08,503
我是格魯！

608
00:43:08,504 --> 00:43:10,389
我是德魯

609
00:43:11,173 --> 00:43:15,227
不管人家喜不喜歡我都要抱抱

610
00:43:15,594 --> 00:43:17,646
他們幹嘛假扮成對方？

611
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:23,017
晚餐吃什麼？可能不合我胃口喔

612
00:43:23,018 --> 00:43:25,571
我隨時隨地都在生氣

613
00:43:26,647 --> 00:43:30,659
我很愛大笑，像個白痴一樣！

614
00:43:40,703 --> 00:43:42,495
我要笑掉大牙了！

615
00:43:42,496 --> 00:43:46,049
看看她們被唬得一愣一愣的！

616
00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:48,126
完全被耍了

617
00:43:48,127 --> 00:43:50,336
妳們看，我是格魯！

618
00:43:50,337 --> 00:43:53,390
我是德魯，我們交換身分！

619
00:43:54,049 --> 00:43:56,143
看到你們兩個處得來真是太好了

620
00:43:56,468 --> 00:43:59,354
我們處得…　　-超級好

621
00:43:59,722 --> 00:44:01,306
等等，我們剛才…　　-是不是…

622
00:44:01,307 --> 00:44:02,348
很有…　　-默契的…

623
00:44:02,349 --> 00:44:03,859
一搭一唱？

624
00:44:05,144 --> 00:44:07,395
好歡樂，一點都不詭異

625
00:44:07,396 --> 00:44:08,855
你們玩夠了吧？

626
00:44:08,856 --> 00:44:11,033
歹勢，這是雙胞胎的梗

627
00:44:12,401 --> 00:44:15,495
你們今天做了什麼？

628
00:44:16,572 --> 00:44:18,415
什麼都沒做

629
00:44:18,741 --> 00:44:19,824
這樣的話…

630
00:44:19,825 --> 00:44:21,168
我吃飽了！

631
00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:24,370
借過，讓讓！大家晚安！

632
00:44:24,371 --> 00:44:27,123
給我踩剎車，妳在急什麼？

633
00:44:27,124 --> 00:44:29,959
我要趕快睡覺，才能早起去找獨角獸

634
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,303
晚安！

635
00:44:33,047 --> 00:44:34,473
這是怎麼回事？

636
00:44:34,590 --> 00:44:38,426
安安想要明天去森林裡找真的獨角獸

637
00:44:38,427 --> 00:44:40,312
她興奮得要命

638
00:44:40,596 --> 00:44:42,764
應該要有人告訴她真相

639
00:44:42,765 --> 00:44:44,066
別找我！

640
00:44:44,850 --> 00:44:48,570
安啦，這種小事交給我

641
00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:54,108
希望我找到的獨角獸…

642
00:44:54,109 --> 00:44:56,912
願意跟我回家，睡在我的房間

643
00:44:57,112 --> 00:45:00,082
讓我每天都可以騎他去上學

644
00:45:00,491 --> 00:45:04,077
並且用神奇力量幫我算數學

645
00:45:04,078 --> 00:45:05,420
阿門

646
00:45:08,082 --> 00:45:09,383
嗨，格魯

647
00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:14,262
嗨，看來明天是個大日子

648
00:45:14,296 --> 00:45:18,392
對呀，我終於可以看到真的獨角獸了

649
00:45:18,842 --> 00:45:21,928
找到的話可以帶回家嗎？拜託啦

650
00:45:21,929 --> 00:45:24,180
當然沒問題

651
00:45:24,181 --> 00:45:28,768
不管找到幾隻都可以帶回家

652
00:45:28,769 --> 00:45:31,780
我最好蓋一間大一點的棚子

653
00:45:32,481 --> 00:45:34,982
不過妳知道的…

654
00:45:34,983 --> 00:45:38,495
妳有可能找不到

655
00:45:42,449 --> 00:45:46,628
這種天氣不太適合找獨角獸

656
00:45:49,540 --> 00:45:52,718
牠們不是很好找

657
00:45:52,918 --> 00:45:56,838
我不知道，搞不好…

658
00:45:56,839 --> 00:46:00,133
搞不好獨角獸…

659
00:46:00,134 --> 00:46:03,979
並不存在…

660
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:09,443
不存在於那個部分的森林

661
00:46:12,354 --> 00:46:17,275
可是那個人說
心地純正的少女可以找到

662
00:46:17,276 --> 00:46:19,995
我心地純正，對不對？

663
00:46:20,654 --> 00:46:22,372
一點也沒錯

664
00:46:26,618 --> 00:46:30,288
我們別再聊天了，我要趕快睡覺

665
00:46:30,289 --> 00:46:31,673
晚安，親愛的

666
00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:33,508
晚安，格魯

667
00:46:34,668 --> 00:46:36,845
我愛獨角獸

668
00:46:37,212 --> 00:46:39,514
我愛獨角獸

669
00:46:44,052 --> 00:46:45,645
我沒事

670
00:46:47,306 --> 00:46:49,900
“州立監獄，好好享受！”

671
00:46:54,021 --> 00:46:56,031
還給我！

672
00:47:00,569 --> 00:47:02,370
糟了，快逃！

673
00:47:28,096 --> 00:47:30,932
我們等好久了，可不可以…

674
00:47:30,933 --> 00:47:32,350
不！

675
00:47:32,351 --> 00:47:33,860
拜託別這樣！

676
00:47:35,395 --> 00:47:37,030
格魯？

677
00:48:37,332 --> 00:48:41,085
因為我正在為大日子準備

678
00:48:41,086 --> 00:48:43,597
沒人擋得了我

679
00:48:43,797 --> 00:48:46,090
因為我超級酷炫

680
00:48:46,091 --> 00:48:48,768
超級酷炫，超級酷炫

681
00:48:49,553 --> 00:48:51,637
今天有什麼計畫，老大？

682
00:48:51,638 --> 00:48:54,223
這還用問？蠢機器人

683
00:48:54,224 --> 00:48:55,641
我來讓你瞧瞧！

684
00:48:55,642 --> 00:48:58,853
複習“邪惡布萊德”特輯

685
00:48:58,854 --> 00:49:02,490
看看我要怎麼報復愚蠢的好萊塢

686
00:49:03,692 --> 00:49:06,620
歡迎收看“邪惡布萊德”

687
00:49:08,572 --> 00:49:11,616
是巨大的邪惡布萊德機器人！

688
00:49:11,617 --> 00:49:12,950
開火！

689
00:49:12,951 --> 00:49:14,210
已經在視野範圍內！

690
00:49:18,290 --> 00:49:21,301
沒用的，條子，吃我這一招！

691
00:49:24,421 --> 00:49:28,141
他在發射超黏膨脹泡泡糖！

692
00:49:28,675 --> 00:49:30,018
快逃啊！

693
00:49:30,636 --> 00:49:32,979
來吧，都來！

694
00:49:35,057 --> 00:49:36,724
“來吧，都來”

695
00:49:36,725 --> 00:49:39,819
說真的，這節目怎麼沒贏艾美獎？

696
00:49:42,397 --> 00:49:46,993
現在換你大放光芒了，我的鑽石！

697
00:49:58,497 --> 00:50:01,540
克萊夫，我們的計畫可以說是…

698
00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:03,718
厲害到飛天啦！

699
00:50:07,506 --> 00:50:09,924
這才是娛樂嘛

700
00:50:09,925 --> 00:50:12,477
來吧！我們把它變成現實

701
00:50:13,845 --> 00:50:15,730
“錄影中”

702
00:50:16,098 --> 00:50:19,725
我們現在來到黑暗又恐怖的歪拐森林

703
00:50:19,726 --> 00:50:21,811
尋找傳說中的獨角獸

704
00:50:21,812 --> 00:50:23,396
為了某個原因

705
00:50:23,397 --> 00:50:26,774
就是她！無畏的獨角獸獵人要…

706
00:50:26,775 --> 00:50:28,275
蒂蒂，別鬧了

707
00:50:28,276 --> 00:50:30,653
妳這樣會把獨角獸嚇跑

708
00:50:30,654 --> 00:50:34,833
如果真的找到，我要錄起來賺大錢

709
00:50:34,950 --> 00:50:36,459
妳看那裡！

710
00:50:39,287 --> 00:50:41,923
獨角獸一定會在這裡出現

711
00:50:42,457 --> 00:50:45,343
獨角獸，我們來了

712
00:50:45,627 --> 00:50:46,794
那是幹嘛用的？

713
00:50:46,795 --> 00:50:48,629
餌啊！還用說

714
00:50:48,630 --> 00:50:50,098
快來！

715
00:50:52,217 --> 00:50:54,602
現在只要耐心等就好

716
00:50:58,557 --> 00:51:01,600
這是布萊德的巢穴，看起來沒什麼

717
00:51:01,601 --> 00:51:05,479
但擁有史上最高科技的武器裝備

718
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,282
據說堅不可摧

719
00:51:07,774 --> 00:51:10,818
但我們可以輕鬆解決對吧，老哥？

720
00:51:10,819 --> 00:51:14,748
對，這可不像偷棒棒糖

721
00:51:19,619 --> 00:51:24,466
他的安全系統
可以偵測四面八方的空襲

722
00:51:27,085 --> 00:51:29,420
不，好痛！

723
00:51:29,421 --> 00:51:31,806
住手，痛死了！

724
00:51:33,175 --> 00:51:36,719
所以我們必須從下方走水路接近

725
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:38,146
接下來

726
00:51:39,514 --> 00:51:41,983
還有這些致命尖刺

727
00:51:43,018 --> 00:51:44,444
衝啊！

728
00:51:44,811 --> 00:51:48,606
上面塗有劇毒，會讓你的頭爆炸

729
00:51:48,607 --> 00:51:49,815
我說真的

730
00:51:49,816 --> 00:51:50,992
好痛！

731
00:51:51,651 --> 00:51:53,161
我懂了

732
00:51:53,195 --> 00:51:57,082
在這個計畫中
你負責駕船載我們逃走

733
00:51:57,532 --> 00:51:59,158
所以要在船上等…

734
00:51:59,159 --> 00:52:01,544
慢著，為什麼我要在船上等？

735
00:52:01,912 --> 00:52:04,464
我也想去偷鑽石啊！

736
00:52:05,457 --> 00:52:09,543
德魯，駕船逃走是最重要的一環

737
00:52:09,544 --> 00:52:11,962
你知不知道…

738
00:52:11,963 --> 00:52:14,215
什麼都別做，什麼都別碰…

739
00:52:14,216 --> 00:52:17,218
忍住腎上腺素的衝動乖乖等著…

740
00:52:17,219 --> 00:52:18,886
是最難的？

741
00:52:18,887 --> 00:52:20,522
我可以信任你嗎？

742
00:52:20,722 --> 00:52:22,107
可以

743
00:52:22,390 --> 00:52:23,808
可能吧

744
00:52:23,809 --> 00:52:27,561
我會爬到頂端，從這裡進入

745
00:52:27,562 --> 00:52:30,314
然後趕快去找鑽石

746
00:52:30,315 --> 00:52:34,401
我之前低估了布萊德
這個任務不簡單

747
00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:36,454
我們可以搞定的

748
00:52:39,032 --> 00:52:42,710
老爸的壞蛋裝會讓我們所向無敵！

749
00:52:45,163 --> 00:52:47,132
我要黑色的

750
00:52:49,334 --> 00:52:51,803
好戲上場囉！

751
00:53:02,097 --> 00:53:03,305
你好

752
00:53:03,306 --> 00:53:04,473
嗨！

753
00:53:04,474 --> 00:53:07,768
妳好，毛毛的媽媽，我是尼可

754
00:53:07,769 --> 00:53:12,240
我帶了一隻豬來跟妳的女兒確認婚約

755
00:53:15,068 --> 00:53:15,943
這是哪招？

756
00:53:15,944 --> 00:53:17,954
怎麼了？　　-還記得小靴子嗎？

757
00:53:18,113 --> 00:53:20,748
妳好，親親小寶貝

758
00:53:21,616 --> 00:53:23,585
他覺得你們訂婚了

759
00:53:24,452 --> 00:53:26,787
什麼？我們才沒訂婚

760
00:53:26,788 --> 00:53:31,301
尼可，你是個好男孩，你的豬也很好

761
00:53:31,918 --> 00:53:33,761
但你沒有跟毛毛訂婚

762
00:53:34,337 --> 00:53:36,556
懂嗎？沒有這回事

763
00:53:37,007 --> 00:53:38,725
我懂

764
00:53:38,967 --> 00:53:40,509
我還想騙誰？

765
00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:43,771
我這種水餃配不上妳那種女神

766
00:53:44,097 --> 00:53:48,067
但我保證絕對不會忘記妳，毛毛

767
00:53:48,476 --> 00:53:49,944
永遠都不會

768
00:53:50,937 --> 00:53:53,814
我很確定我也不會忘記你

769
00:53:53,815 --> 00:53:55,783
掰掰，尼可

770
00:53:56,318 --> 00:53:58,119
真是太扯了

771
00:53:58,778 --> 00:54:01,113
丟臉死了

772
00:54:01,114 --> 00:54:04,199
吃那一口起司
是我這輩子做過最蠢的事

773
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,659
我幹嘛聽妳的？

774
00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:07,962
好啦，這件事已經過去了…

775
00:54:08,705 --> 00:54:10,632
又來了，尼可…

776
00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:15,252
妳怎麼可以拒絕我兒子的訂婚豬？

777
00:54:15,253 --> 00:54:16,211
啥？

778
00:54:16,212 --> 00:54:18,839
祝妳和妳女兒慢慢等死…

779
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,808
和洋蔥埋在一起

780
00:54:23,261 --> 00:54:24,720
這位女士，妳夠了喔！

781
00:54:24,721 --> 00:54:25,888
沒有人…

782
00:54:25,889 --> 00:54:30,392
沒有人可以詛咒我女兒！聽見沒？

783
00:54:30,393 --> 00:54:33,604
妳敢惹毛毛，等於是惹到我！

784
00:54:33,605 --> 00:54:37,825
我奉勸妳最好別惹我

785
00:54:37,859 --> 00:54:40,194
聽清楚了沒？

786
00:54:40,195 --> 00:54:41,403
清楚了

787
00:54:41,404 --> 00:54:43,957
很好，滾！

788
00:54:47,494 --> 00:54:49,462
聽著，毛毛，我們需要…

789
00:54:53,875 --> 00:54:55,176
太好了！

790
00:54:55,877 --> 00:54:57,553
我要告訴格魯！

791
00:55:13,436 --> 00:55:14,937
可以回去了嗎？

792
00:55:14,938 --> 00:55:18,065
還沒啦，再等幾個小時就好

793
00:55:18,066 --> 00:55:20,076
我們必須在天黑之前回到家

794
00:55:21,277 --> 00:55:23,445
我不懂

795
00:55:23,446 --> 00:55:25,864
我完全照那個人說的去做了呀

796
00:55:25,865 --> 00:55:29,159
妳說那個被大家嘲笑的
獨眼疤面男嗎？

797
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,578
對呀，沒道理

798
00:55:31,579 --> 00:55:33,339
安安，或許我們不能…

799
00:55:45,427 --> 00:55:48,396
我整個人生就是在等這一刻

800
00:55:55,061 --> 00:55:55,936
那是一隻…

801
00:55:55,937 --> 00:55:57,280
獨角獸！

802
00:55:59,441 --> 00:56:01,451
真不敢相信！

803
00:56:01,943 --> 00:56:04,412
我要叫你“來福”！

804
00:56:05,071 --> 00:56:07,457
來福，好了啦

805
00:56:08,992 --> 00:56:12,128
還是讓別人來戳破她的美夢好了

806
00:56:18,626 --> 00:56:22,171
看看我們兄弟聯手使壞！

807
00:56:22,172 --> 00:56:27,760
那顆鑽石會讓我們成為
最有錢的大壞蛋

808
00:56:27,761 --> 00:56:29,187
是不是呀，老哥？

809
00:56:30,430 --> 00:56:33,232
對，沒錯

810
00:56:35,435 --> 00:56:38,479
幹得好，太優秀了！

811
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:41,774
你最棒，對不起
我那麼無禮真是丟臉

812
00:56:41,775 --> 00:56:43,609
你還對我如此紳士

813
00:56:43,610 --> 00:56:46,120
你幫我們把工作要回來了！

814
00:56:52,035 --> 00:56:54,620
什麼？對，當然

815
00:56:54,621 --> 00:56:56,297
你看，我們到了！

816
00:57:03,505 --> 00:57:05,515
我走囉，船交給你了

817
00:57:06,132 --> 00:57:08,175
我還是不懂為什麼不能跟你一起去

818
00:57:08,176 --> 00:57:09,802
這件事我們討論過了

819
00:57:09,803 --> 00:57:12,346
計畫已經沒辦法改

820
00:57:12,347 --> 00:57:13,689
好吧

821
00:57:21,773 --> 00:57:22,782
“黏著”

822
00:57:27,403 --> 00:57:28,737
老哥！

823
00:57:28,738 --> 00:57:31,698
搞啥？不是叫你乖乖待在船上！

824
00:57:31,699 --> 00:57:35,035
我不覺得你是這個意思

825
00:57:35,036 --> 00:57:37,171
不然還會是什麼意思？

826
00:57:37,872 --> 00:57:40,842
算了，走吧，跟緊我

827
00:57:41,209 --> 00:57:42,802
瞭解

828
00:57:45,755 --> 00:57:46,889
救命！

829
00:57:48,133 --> 00:57:49,049
糟了！

830
00:57:49,050 --> 00:57:50,560
是有毒尖刺！

831
00:57:50,844 --> 00:57:52,270
我要被刺穿了！

832
00:57:55,348 --> 00:57:56,858
我沒事

833
00:57:57,559 --> 00:57:59,560
真想念小小兵

834
00:57:59,561 --> 00:58:00,820
快跟上！

835
00:58:06,776 --> 00:58:08,244
來了

836
00:58:14,117 --> 00:58:15,418
來了

837
00:58:19,873 --> 00:58:20,882
快

838
00:58:27,088 --> 00:58:28,755
是掃描裝置

839
00:58:28,756 --> 00:58:30,433
快換偽裝模式

840
00:58:31,134 --> 00:58:32,768
別動，閉上眼！

841
00:58:33,261 --> 00:58:34,604
還有嘴巴！

842
00:58:40,894 --> 00:58:42,528
好，抓我的手

843
00:59:07,003 --> 00:59:08,721
跟我來

844
00:59:31,986 --> 00:59:33,871
小心！

845
00:59:37,784 --> 00:59:40,795
你說得對，我應該待在船上的

846
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,997
我現在好想吐

847
00:59:43,998 --> 00:59:47,343
剛才不應該吃肉派的

848
00:59:48,294 --> 00:59:52,673
別緊張，你不會有事

849
00:59:52,674 --> 00:59:54,100
放心有我在

850
01:00:00,848 --> 01:00:02,349
來吧，走這邊

851
01:00:02,350 --> 01:00:04,485
“州立監獄，好好享受！”

852
01:01:33,941 --> 01:01:35,734
鑽石就在我們上方

853
01:01:35,735 --> 01:01:38,445
我該怎麼做？待在通風口裡？

854
01:01:38,446 --> 01:01:40,122
不，跟我來

855
01:01:53,169 --> 01:01:54,929
德魯，下床！

856
01:01:55,505 --> 01:01:57,932
我能得獎都要感謝…

857
01:02:00,301 --> 01:02:01,885
我來　　-不要…

858
01:02:01,886 --> 01:02:03,303
啥？我可以的　　-賣鬧…

859
01:02:03,304 --> 01:02:04,388
好啊

860
01:02:04,389 --> 01:02:07,316
志玲姐姐，我會帶妳去畢業舞會

861
01:02:07,350 --> 01:02:10,695
什麼東西？在哪裡？是誰？

862
01:02:18,152 --> 01:02:21,071
99顆紅氣球…

863
01:02:21,072 --> 01:02:22,540
差點忘了！

864
01:02:34,377 --> 01:02:35,845
過來這邊

865
01:02:37,380 --> 01:02:39,140
跟緊一點

866
01:02:41,843 --> 01:02:42,977
什麼東西啊？

867
01:02:43,302 --> 01:02:44,678
是娃娃啦

868
01:02:44,679 --> 01:02:48,682
只有布萊德本人會買這種垃圾

869
01:02:48,683 --> 01:02:51,819
我以前也有一隻耶！

870
01:02:57,024 --> 01:02:58,826
快跟上

871
01:03:06,868 --> 01:03:09,503
好，很接近了

872
01:03:09,829 --> 01:03:14,216
從現在開始，每一步都不能出差錯

873
01:03:16,043 --> 01:03:17,210
泡泡糖！

874
01:03:17,211 --> 01:03:18,679
專心點！

875
01:03:18,713 --> 01:03:21,715
我們找的是鑽石，不是泡泡糖

876
01:03:21,716 --> 01:03:23,184
我知道啦

877
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:27,021
好好吃

878
01:03:28,389 --> 01:03:30,024
走這邊！

879
01:03:30,558 --> 01:03:33,861
現在把它物歸原位

880
01:03:35,980 --> 01:03:39,408
你看看，克萊夫，太美了！

881
01:03:45,281 --> 01:03:47,708
你可以不要吵嗎？會被發現的！

882
01:03:50,369 --> 01:03:53,672
吐出來…早就叫你別碰任何東西！

883
01:03:57,084 --> 01:03:59,887
入侵者！入侵者！入侵者！

884
01:04:02,298 --> 01:04:04,424
不准動，白痴！

885
01:04:04,425 --> 01:04:06,801
格魯？你開分身術啊？

886
01:04:06,802 --> 01:04:09,188
那就加倍好玩了

887
01:04:10,056 --> 01:04:11,357
格魯

888
01:04:16,938 --> 01:04:18,647
把鑽石還給我！

889
01:04:18,648 --> 01:04:20,366
全面封鎖！

890
01:04:20,775 --> 01:04:22,535
抓住他們，小布天團！

891
01:04:31,077 --> 01:04:33,462
要被抓住了，要被抓住了！

892
01:04:35,248 --> 01:04:37,424
快跑！

893
01:04:48,261 --> 01:04:49,436
不！

894
01:04:49,470 --> 01:04:51,346
這是什麼意思？

895
01:04:51,347 --> 01:04:53,941
我們要死了嗎？要死了嗎？

896
01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:56,026
要死了啦！　　-德魯！

897
01:05:05,486 --> 01:05:06,620
什麼？

898
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:09,364
你們撐著點！

899
01:05:09,365 --> 01:05:11,250
露西！

900
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:20,175
謝謝妳救了我們

901
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,461
妳看！我們偷到鑽石然後要…

902
01:05:23,462 --> 01:05:26,807
交給反恐聯盟，把工作要回來

903
01:05:26,966 --> 01:05:28,049
不是吧！

904
01:05:28,050 --> 01:05:29,884
什麼？太棒了！

905
01:05:29,885 --> 01:05:31,803
最棒的是，你再也不會…

906
01:05:31,804 --> 01:05:34,180
偷偷背著我行動

907
01:05:34,181 --> 01:05:37,392
對不對呀，親愛的？

908
01:05:37,393 --> 01:05:39,486
對，沒錯

909
01:05:39,687 --> 01:05:41,363
我學到一課了

910
01:05:54,535 --> 01:05:57,245
我去打包並告訴孩子們這個好消息！

911
01:05:57,246 --> 01:05:59,331
要把工作要回來了，開心！

912
01:05:59,332 --> 01:06:01,675
對，快去告訴她們

913
01:06:02,585 --> 01:06:03,543
德魯

914
01:06:03,544 --> 01:06:06,713
辦不到！不能把鑽石還回去！

915
01:06:06,714 --> 01:06:08,048
我必須這麼做

916
01:06:08,049 --> 01:06:09,215
不行！

917
01:06:09,216 --> 01:06:10,216
可以

918
01:06:10,217 --> 01:06:11,801
拿來　　-不要

919
01:06:11,802 --> 01:06:12,937
拿來啦

920
01:06:13,262 --> 01:06:14,888
你是怎麼回事？

921
01:06:14,889 --> 01:06:16,056
你又是怎麼回事？

922
01:06:16,057 --> 01:06:17,223
竟敢踢我！

923
01:06:17,224 --> 01:06:18,391
你騙了我！

924
01:06:18,392 --> 01:06:20,268
我本來也想告訴你事實

925
01:06:20,269 --> 01:06:23,229
但你這軟腳蝦根本承受不了

926
01:06:23,230 --> 01:06:24,731
夠了，我要走了

927
01:06:24,732 --> 01:06:27,942
你沒資格帶走我們一起偷到的鑽石

928
01:06:27,943 --> 01:06:29,286
一起偷到的？

929
01:06:29,737 --> 01:06:31,237
開什麼玩笑？

930
01:06:31,238 --> 01:06:33,490
你從頭到尾只會把事情搞砸

931
01:06:33,491 --> 01:06:35,033
還不是靠我

932
01:06:35,034 --> 01:06:38,787
是這樣嗎？至少我沒有被開除…

933
01:06:38,788 --> 01:06:40,705
像條魯蛇一樣

934
01:06:40,706 --> 01:06:42,374
至少我之前有工作

935
01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:44,417
你又有什麼了不起的成就了？

936
01:06:44,418 --> 01:06:47,388
你根本一事無成！

937
01:06:47,797 --> 01:06:50,808
難怪老爸覺得你徹底失敗

938
01:06:53,219 --> 01:06:55,178
我要跟你斷絕兄弟關係

939
01:06:55,179 --> 01:06:57,022
沒差

940
01:07:39,432 --> 01:07:42,860
格魯，我找到獨角獸了！

941
01:07:44,979 --> 01:07:46,822
我的人生完整了！

942
01:07:49,483 --> 01:07:53,954
寶貝，他…其實並不是獨角獸

943
01:07:55,948 --> 01:07:59,710
可是他只有一隻角呀

944
01:07:59,785 --> 01:08:02,829
對不起，親愛的

945
01:08:02,830 --> 01:08:05,424
他只是一隻山羊

946
01:08:05,541 --> 01:08:08,710
人生有時候就是這樣

947
01:08:08,711 --> 01:08:13,015
想得到獨角獸結果出來一隻山羊

948
01:08:15,342 --> 01:08:17,510
你知道嗎？

949
01:08:17,511 --> 01:08:21,639
來福是全世界最棒的山羊！

950
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:25,402
你看他的臉這麼好捏

951
01:08:30,191 --> 01:08:31,983
這個我來就好

952
01:08:31,984 --> 01:08:34,995
你真是壞透了，格魯

953
01:08:35,070 --> 01:08:36,747
你可以拿剩下的行李嗎？

954
01:08:37,114 --> 01:08:38,865
孩子們，走囉

955
01:08:38,866 --> 01:08:42,669
讓我們貼近彼此，貼近彼此

956
01:08:49,710 --> 01:08:51,678
計畫改變囉，女孩們

957
01:08:51,837 --> 01:08:54,047
我們沒有要回家

958
01:08:54,048 --> 01:08:55,349
眉毛！

959
01:08:56,425 --> 01:08:59,019
而是要去好萊塢！

960
01:09:00,721 --> 01:09:03,440
這才叫演技

961
01:09:04,225 --> 01:09:07,402
走吧，克萊夫
巨大機器人在等我們！

962
01:09:13,526 --> 01:09:14,827
露西？

963
01:09:15,361 --> 01:09:16,277
但是…

964
01:09:16,278 --> 01:09:18,038
布萊德把女孩們帶走了！

965
01:09:18,113 --> 01:09:19,998
什麼？不！

966
01:09:22,910 --> 01:09:24,994
德魯，德魯！

967
01:09:24,995 --> 01:09:27,664
走開！我不想跟你說話

968
01:09:27,665 --> 01:09:29,508
女孩們在布萊德手上！

969
01:09:36,590 --> 01:09:39,592
聽著，老弟，我剛才說的話…

970
01:09:39,593 --> 01:09:41,010
不，我才是…

971
01:09:41,011 --> 01:09:42,646
但我應該…

972
01:09:43,264 --> 01:09:44,398
對不起

973
01:09:45,683 --> 01:09:47,985
我也很對不起，格魯

974
01:09:50,813 --> 01:09:52,063
小心！

975
01:09:52,064 --> 01:09:53,240
那是啥？

976
01:10:01,615 --> 01:10:02,958
梅爾？

977
01:10:03,534 --> 01:10:04,877
格魯？

978
01:10:38,944 --> 01:10:42,289
注意囉，好萊塢！

979
01:10:42,448 --> 01:10:45,292
我要強勢回歸了

980
01:10:47,161 --> 01:10:48,786
我好害怕！

981
01:10:48,787 --> 01:10:50,923
謝謝大家，你們…

982
01:10:55,085 --> 01:10:56,470
不，不！

983
01:10:56,670 --> 01:10:58,504
別丟下我！

984
01:10:58,505 --> 01:10:59,973
我很有名耶！

985
01:11:00,966 --> 01:11:02,976
克萊夫，準備發射大砲

986
01:11:05,888 --> 01:11:08,023
吃我這招！

987
01:11:25,032 --> 01:11:27,501
木勒頭，放我們出去！

988
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:32,881
別擔心，我為妳們安排了搖滾區

989
01:11:48,973 --> 01:11:50,357
安安！

990
01:11:52,267 --> 01:11:55,770
我又再一次贏格魯啦！

991
01:11:55,771 --> 01:11:57,823
好好看戲吧，女孩們

992
01:12:05,572 --> 01:12:07,082
搞什麼？

993
01:12:07,408 --> 01:12:09,200
希望女孩們沒事

994
01:12:09,201 --> 01:12:12,453
布萊德在九點鐘…不，三點鐘方向

995
01:12:12,454 --> 01:12:13,839
他在左邊啦

996
01:12:16,667 --> 01:12:18,459
不，我看過這一集！

997
01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:21,805
他會用泡泡糖
把整座城市炸到外太空！

998
01:12:22,172 --> 01:12:23,724
快點！

999
01:12:27,052 --> 01:12:28,729
“好萊塢”

1000
01:12:33,851 --> 01:12:36,269
這就對了！就是這樣！

1001
01:12:36,270 --> 01:12:38,688
燈光！攝影機！

1002
01:12:38,689 --> 01:12:39,906
雷射！

1003
01:12:57,833 --> 01:12:58,916
你們看！

1004
01:12:58,917 --> 01:13:01,210
我去救人，布萊德交給你們

1005
01:13:01,211 --> 01:13:03,263
等一下，妳在做什麼？

1006
01:13:09,303 --> 01:13:10,887
妳們看，是露西！

1007
01:13:10,888 --> 01:13:13,181
露西，這裡，救命啊！

1008
01:13:13,182 --> 01:13:14,932
媽媽來了

1009
01:13:14,933 --> 01:13:16,860
露西　　-我們在這裡！

1010
01:13:17,519 --> 01:13:19,103
看看那雷射的威力

1011
01:13:19,104 --> 01:13:21,573
實現計畫真美好

1012
01:13:22,274 --> 01:13:23,784
是格魯！

1013
01:13:26,361 --> 01:13:27,612
準備接招，布萊德

1014
01:13:27,613 --> 01:13:30,665
你要被炸回八零年代了

1015
01:13:43,128 --> 01:13:45,097
成功了！

1016
01:13:53,764 --> 01:13:55,223
糟糕　　-安啦

1017
01:13:55,224 --> 01:13:57,025
後面還有呢

1018
01:13:57,142 --> 01:13:59,977
你以為這樣就能擊敗我？

1019
01:13:59,978 --> 01:14:02,656
小小布，打爆那個肉腳

1020
01:14:11,115 --> 01:14:12,332
有危險！

1021
01:14:15,410 --> 01:14:16,619
你們這些小…

1022
01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:19,339
走開啦！

1023
01:14:24,044 --> 01:14:25,387
快跳！

1024
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:29,349
水啦！

1025
01:14:29,424 --> 01:14:31,768
看見沒，克萊夫？全毀

1026
01:14:32,094 --> 01:14:33,895
掰，神奇雙胞胎

1027
01:14:43,605 --> 01:14:44,698
“黏著”

1028
01:15:02,416 --> 01:15:03,717
救命！

1029
01:15:04,877 --> 01:15:06,178
抓緊！

1030
01:15:13,677 --> 01:15:16,262
撐住，我來了！

1031
01:15:16,263 --> 01:15:18,899
不行，我快滑下去了！

1032
01:15:20,267 --> 01:15:21,401
不！

1033
01:15:23,145 --> 01:15:24,237
抓住了！

1034
01:15:26,982 --> 01:15:28,357
謝謝妳，露西

1035
01:15:28,358 --> 01:15:31,077
我們走，這裡不安全

1036
01:15:59,681 --> 01:16:01,807
看看我們找到什麼

1037
01:16:01,808 --> 01:16:06,071
抱歉啦，格魯，你會被燒得面目全非

1038
01:16:11,276 --> 01:16:13,954
不可以…

1039
01:16:18,492 --> 01:16:21,211
我真是個壞小鬼！

1040
01:16:29,169 --> 01:16:32,806
不准欺負我哥哥！

1041
01:16:44,184 --> 01:16:46,361
發生了什麼事？不！

1042
01:16:59,199 --> 01:17:00,375
德魯！

1043
01:17:01,618 --> 01:17:03,336
撐著點，我來了

1044
01:17:07,708 --> 01:17:10,376
你毀了一切！

1045
01:17:10,377 --> 01:17:12,804
去死吧

1046
01:17:12,879 --> 01:17:15,140
有沒有遺言，格魯？

1047
01:17:15,841 --> 01:17:17,383
你知道嗎？

1048
01:17:17,384 --> 01:17:19,769
送你兩個字

1049
01:17:20,470 --> 01:17:21,855
尬舞！

1050
01:17:23,015 --> 01:17:26,526
放馬過來

1051
01:17:26,977 --> 01:17:29,821
我會玩得很開心

1052
01:17:48,749 --> 01:17:49,883
夠了！

1053
01:17:50,917 --> 01:17:52,302
換我！

1054
01:18:16,943 --> 01:18:18,411
遊戲結束

1055
01:18:20,989 --> 01:18:24,000
你在找這個嗎？

1056
01:18:24,034 --> 01:18:25,377
不！

1057
01:18:35,295 --> 01:18:37,138
不！

1058
01:18:41,093 --> 01:18:43,103
我詛咒你，格魯！

1059
01:18:43,804 --> 01:18:45,522
我詛咒你！

1060
01:18:54,439 --> 01:18:56,616
德魯，德魯？

1061
01:19:04,408 --> 01:19:06,626
我們成功了！

1062
01:19:06,952 --> 01:19:09,161
沒錯，老弟

1063
01:19:09,162 --> 01:19:11,288
格魯　　-德魯叔叔

1064
01:19:11,289 --> 01:19:13,049
格魯　　-女兒們

1065
01:19:26,179 --> 01:19:27,263
格魯！

1066
01:19:27,264 --> 01:19:29,816
梅爾，歡迎回來

1067
01:20:03,008 --> 01:20:04,684
媽，我愛妳

1068
01:20:09,139 --> 01:20:10,356
我是個媽了

1069
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:12,192
我是個媽了！

1070
01:20:28,366 --> 01:20:30,743
男生們，該睡覺囉

1071
01:20:30,744 --> 01:20:32,545
明天一早要工作了

1072
01:20:32,996 --> 01:20:34,580
來了，親愛的

1073
01:20:34,581 --> 01:20:36,040
晚安，露西

1074
01:20:36,041 --> 01:20:37,917
明天見，老哥

1075
01:20:37,918 --> 01:20:39,502
我回到工作崗位了

1076
01:20:39,503 --> 01:20:42,222
所以今晚別使壞，知道嗎？

1077
01:20:42,422 --> 01:20:45,725
我可不能保證，愛你喔！

1078
01:20:46,426 --> 01:20:47,760
好吧

1079
01:20:47,761 --> 01:20:49,062
我也愛你

1080
01:20:52,182 --> 01:20:55,193
好了各位，快上床睡覺！

1081
01:20:59,731 --> 01:21:02,075
大家快起來！

1082
01:21:19,334 --> 01:21:20,626
這是怎麼回事？

1083
01:21:20,627 --> 01:21:22,512
是從外面來的！

1084
01:21:24,798 --> 01:21:28,425
不是說好不使壞的嗎？

1085
01:21:28,426 --> 01:21:29,593
歹勢，老哥！

1086
01:21:29,594 --> 01:21:33,940
家族傳統總是要有人延續啊

1087
01:21:43,650 --> 01:21:45,159
我們去抓他

1088
01:21:45,735 --> 01:21:48,237
親愛的，他是我弟弟

1089
01:21:48,238 --> 01:21:50,373
就先讓他玩個五分鐘吧

1090
01:29:37,532 --> 01:29:39,633
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