1 00:00:00,523 --> 00:00:02,898 I love that Junior and I are working together... 2 00:00:02,953 --> 00:00:04,319 Hey, come on, son. Let's go. 3 00:00:04,421 --> 00:00:06,789 ...because our relationship hasn't always been great. 4 00:00:10,914 --> 00:00:12,946 First up is the throat chop. 5 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,003 Bah! 6 00:00:14,028 --> 00:00:15,701 If that fails, always go for the groin. 7 00:00:15,803 --> 00:00:18,337 That's like the balls of the balls. 8 00:00:18,439 --> 00:00:21,072 But now I'm looking out for him in new ways. 9 00:00:21,166 --> 00:00:22,407 I ordered wrong. 10 00:00:22,476 --> 00:00:23,775 Yes, you did. 11 00:00:24,341 --> 00:00:25,440 Don't worry. I got you. 12 00:00:25,542 --> 00:00:26,860 Hey! 13 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,472 Ooh! Beets! 14 00:00:28,558 --> 00:00:32,793 Notice how you hear Dennis Haysbert's voice 15 00:00:32,862 --> 00:00:34,128 before you see him. 16 00:00:34,230 --> 00:00:35,396 Studies have proven 17 00:00:35,465 --> 00:00:37,832 that hearing a person before you see them 18 00:00:37,884 --> 00:00:38,933 builds trust. 19 00:00:39,035 --> 00:00:40,534 Man. 20 00:00:40,636 --> 00:00:43,127 - Haysbert is the GOAT! - Mm-hmm. 21 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:47,689 We've been through some rough waters, 22 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,366 but I finally feel like we turned a corner. 23 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:51,650 Oh, hey. Hey, hey. 24 00:00:51,721 --> 00:00:52,753 Pop that collar. 25 00:00:52,817 --> 00:00:54,416 All right. 26 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,612 Dre and Junior. 27 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,481 Getting along. 28 00:00:59,567 --> 00:01:01,321 Mm-hmm. 29 00:01:01,423 --> 00:01:02,630 It's not gonna last. 30 00:01:02,692 --> 00:01:04,530 Yep. They're doomed. 31 00:01:04,601 --> 00:01:07,634 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 32 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:12,506 That morning, Junior and I hit up a prospective client 33 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:14,283 with the old Johnson shake and bake. 34 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:15,850 We were so in sync, 35 00:01:15,952 --> 00:01:18,642 it was as natural as Colin Kaepernick's afro. 36 00:01:18,744 --> 00:01:19,754 Mm-hmm. 37 00:01:19,856 --> 00:01:21,555 We really like this direction. 38 00:01:21,657 --> 00:01:23,224 I can't wait to hear the full pitch. 39 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:24,195 Mm. 40 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:25,493 I know from the social media side, 41 00:01:25,595 --> 00:01:26,660 we're all really excited. 42 00:01:26,763 --> 00:01:28,796 Hey, well, you know what? That was all Junior. 43 00:01:28,865 --> 00:01:30,731 He brought it home. 44 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:32,526 Well, I couldn't have brought it home 45 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,217 if you hadn't already built the house. 46 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:35,318 Okay. You know what, son? 47 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:36,686 Why don't you give them some more details 48 00:01:36,788 --> 00:01:37,854 as you walk them out? 49 00:01:37,956 --> 00:01:39,322 - You got it, big guy. - All right. 50 00:01:39,424 --> 00:01:40,990 - Nice meeting you. - Nice to meet you. 51 00:01:41,093 --> 00:01:43,693 - Thank you, guys. Thanks for coming. - Pleasure. 52 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:45,929 Ah. 53 00:01:45,998 --> 00:01:49,633 Wasn't Junior great? We were a well-oiled machine! 54 00:01:49,702 --> 00:01:52,269 Uh, yeah, Junior was good. He was good. But, um... 55 00:01:52,371 --> 00:01:53,437 But what? 56 00:01:53,539 --> 00:01:55,739 Well, you've been helping him a lot, Dre. 57 00:01:55,841 --> 00:01:58,375 We've all noticed that you've been daddy-ing him. 58 00:01:58,477 --> 00:02:00,078 What? Daddy-ing? 59 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:02,078 The boy is latched to your work teat, Dre. 60 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:03,599 No, he's not. 61 00:02:03,669 --> 00:02:05,490 The boy is standing on his own. 62 00:02:05,568 --> 00:02:07,269 I'm just supporting a colleague. 63 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:10,990 It is a slap in the face for all those people, like my son, 64 00:02:11,068 --> 00:02:13,431 who worked their asses off to get here. 65 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:14,766 Where is Connor? 66 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,934 Uh, there was a cricket outside of his apartment door, 67 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:18,469 - so I gave him the day off. - Mm. 68 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:20,605 Anywho, look, you know how I love it 69 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,340 when we all attack Dre, like the time 70 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:25,343 that he accidentally told us that his wife out-earns him. 71 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:27,968 But, yes, you know, I got to give it to you, Dre. 72 00:02:27,993 --> 00:02:29,092 It was a great pitch. 73 00:02:29,145 --> 00:02:30,611 So, let's give it an hour, 74 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:31,877 and we'll follow up with the client. 75 00:02:31,963 --> 00:02:34,452 Okay, you know, I think Junior should be the one to do that. 76 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:35,520 Of course you do. 77 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:37,689 Your teat is exposed, Dre. 78 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:38,923 Okay, you know what? 79 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:40,958 If you want him to follow up, that's fine, 80 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:44,762 but try not to be so flagrant with your daddy-ing, okay? 81 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,068 'Cause it's, um... it's unbecoming. 82 00:02:47,132 --> 00:02:48,431 Oh, brother. 83 00:02:48,513 --> 00:02:50,286 Now there are two crickets outside his door. 84 00:02:50,349 --> 00:02:52,270 I got to save my little pumpkin. 85 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:56,841 Uh-huh. 86 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,211 A Bulbasaur? 87 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:02,380 Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know how that got in there. 88 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:04,949 Damn it, Jack. This is the Pomona tourney. 89 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:06,284 There's no messing around. 90 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:08,252 All the big hitters are gonna be there. 91 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:09,921 Do I look scared? 92 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,723 Jackachu pulled three new cards 93 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:13,524 that are gonna put us over the top. 94 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,260 Jack? 95 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:16,561 A word? 96 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,396 Here. 97 00:03:24,813 --> 00:03:25,812 Really? 98 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:28,693 What? Me and Mason play Pokémon all the time. 99 00:03:28,747 --> 00:03:29,749 It's not a big deal. 100 00:03:29,852 --> 00:03:31,628 Do you remember what happened to Elise Sanders? 101 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,127 She got caught with a doll in her locker 102 00:03:33,229 --> 00:03:34,929 and went from the queen of the school 103 00:03:35,031 --> 00:03:36,897 to a lonely person that uses Drake lyrics 104 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,699 in all of her Instagram captions. 105 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:41,302 I think she was just sad because her grandma died. 106 00:03:41,404 --> 00:03:43,604 The only thing that died was her relevance. 107 00:03:43,706 --> 00:03:45,172 It's eighth grade, friend. 108 00:03:45,275 --> 00:03:47,475 The stakes are too high. 109 00:03:47,577 --> 00:03:49,510 Choose wisely. 110 00:03:52,448 --> 00:03:53,848 Hey, Diane. 111 00:03:53,950 --> 00:03:55,049 Do you play Pokémon? 112 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,751 I don't play anything. 113 00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:01,355 Once we win Pomona, she'll respect me. 114 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:04,825 He... 115 00:04:04,927 --> 00:04:05,893 Oh... 116 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:07,261 Mm. 117 00:04:10,566 --> 00:04:12,099 Eh... 118 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:17,789 Pops, do you need something? 119 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:19,891 It's okay. You're working. I-I don't want to bother you. 120 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,560 Listen, I found Lynette's robe, 121 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,095 and I don't know what to do with it. 122 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:25,030 I thought I could give it to a homeless person 123 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:26,273 near where she lives. 124 00:04:26,375 --> 00:04:27,808 That way, she'd see it every day. 125 00:04:27,910 --> 00:04:29,276 I don't know. What do you think? 126 00:04:29,378 --> 00:04:31,245 Well, uh... 127 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,046 I think this is a great opportunity 128 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:34,314 for you to find closure. 129 00:04:34,383 --> 00:04:36,316 I mean, you could send the robe back with a note, 130 00:04:36,385 --> 00:04:39,620 let her know that despite everything that happened, 131 00:04:39,688 --> 00:04:41,288 you're the bigger person. 132 00:04:41,357 --> 00:04:43,357 - Huh. - Mm-hmm. 133 00:04:43,425 --> 00:04:45,659 - I didn't think of that. - Mm. 134 00:04:45,728 --> 00:04:47,361 That way, I won't have to explain to my next lady 135 00:04:47,463 --> 00:04:48,829 why the robe has an "L" on the front. 136 00:04:48,931 --> 00:04:50,497 There you go. 137 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:52,866 - I knew I could trust you, Rainbow. - Ohh! 138 00:04:52,968 --> 00:04:54,700 You're the only sensible one 'round here. 139 00:04:54,808 --> 00:04:56,885 Thank you. 140 00:04:57,239 --> 00:05:00,334 I think I'm the only sensible one around here, too. 141 00:05:00,428 --> 00:05:03,210 The next morning, it was still bothering me. 142 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:06,180 Was I really daddy-ing my son? 143 00:05:06,248 --> 00:05:07,714 Hey, babe, it's not my fault 144 00:05:07,817 --> 00:05:11,463 that Junior is thriving under my superior tutelage. 145 00:05:11,517 --> 00:05:14,247 I never favored him. 146 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,421 Yeah. 147 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,955 If anything, you have an unfortunate history 148 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,025 of tearing him down. 149 00:05:19,127 --> 00:05:20,440 - Exactly. - Yes. 150 00:05:20,510 --> 00:05:22,854 Okay? I am just his mentor, all right? 151 00:05:22,932 --> 00:05:26,104 A guide as he climbs the ad ladder. 152 00:05:26,182 --> 00:05:28,868 - Babe, he is a natural at this. - Okay. 153 00:05:29,104 --> 00:05:30,070 - Oh. Hey. - Hey, sweetheart. 154 00:05:30,172 --> 00:05:31,237 Son, you ready to go? 155 00:05:31,306 --> 00:05:33,506 Actually, I'm gonna catch my own ride. 156 00:05:33,575 --> 00:05:35,809 I set up a meeting with Marie at the coffee shop 157 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:38,912 next to the office to discuss a last-minute idea 158 00:05:39,014 --> 00:05:41,247 to enhance the pitch for the CEO. 159 00:05:41,316 --> 00:05:43,665 Oh. All right. Do your thing, then, son. 160 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,352 I'll see you at work. 161 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:46,852 - You see that, Bow? - Yeah, I see it. 162 00:05:46,909 --> 00:05:47,908 A natural. 163 00:05:47,993 --> 00:05:49,993 Together, with our powers combined, 164 00:05:50,071 --> 00:05:52,759 we... we could go on to great things, babe. 165 00:05:52,861 --> 00:05:54,390 Forget Stevens & Lido. 166 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:56,366 - Oh. - Anything is possible. 167 00:06:05,974 --> 00:06:09,399 We're gonna sell so many kinds of meat. 168 00:06:09,478 --> 00:06:12,079 That's how all your fantasies end. 169 00:06:12,181 --> 00:06:14,248 With Bow's advice in my head, 170 00:06:14,317 --> 00:06:18,352 I confidently brought Junior the tablet he had forgotten... 171 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:21,455 and a jacket because the forecast was a little chilly. 172 00:06:21,557 --> 00:06:23,190 But when I arrived, 173 00:06:23,292 --> 00:06:25,343 Junior was already doing his thing. 174 00:06:26,462 --> 00:06:29,196 A thing I wish I had not seen. 175 00:06:33,418 --> 00:06:36,329 I had to confront Junior, but since we were at work, 176 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,627 I needed to tread lightly. 177 00:06:37,705 --> 00:06:39,843 Junior, what is going on with you and Marie? 178 00:06:40,091 --> 00:06:41,926 Oh. She really liked my idea. 179 00:06:42,013 --> 00:06:43,346 Yeah, I know she liked it so much 180 00:06:43,415 --> 00:06:45,081 that you were making out with her this morning. 181 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:47,250 - Oooh! - Oooh! 182 00:06:47,352 --> 00:06:49,152 What the hell were you thinking, 183 00:06:49,220 --> 00:06:50,953 kissing your client in public? 184 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:52,862 What?! You made out with Marie? 185 00:06:52,964 --> 00:06:55,049 My man! 186 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,584 What? You guys... You guys are cool with this? 187 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,378 I'm the one who told him to take Marie to my favorite date spot. 188 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,564 I like any place where you can pay in pennies. 189 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,222 You are just now starting your career, 190 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:07,125 and this is the type of thing that can give you a reputation. 191 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:10,061 - A reputation of gettin' that ass. - Get that ass! 192 00:07:10,288 --> 00:07:11,306 Come on, Dad. 193 00:07:11,376 --> 00:07:12,822 If this happened to Josh or Charlie, 194 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:14,103 you wouldn't have a problem with it. 195 00:07:14,143 --> 00:07:16,944 Okay, first of all, this would have never happened to Josh. 196 00:07:17,013 --> 00:07:19,313 Son, you have to learn how to keep your relationships 197 00:07:19,382 --> 00:07:21,749 between you and your client professional. 198 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:23,808 What your father's trying to say is... 199 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:25,109 wrap that thing up. 200 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:27,638 I don't see any rule against dating clients. 201 00:07:27,695 --> 00:07:28,794 Oh, thank God. 202 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,080 Otherwise, if there were, 203 00:07:30,157 --> 00:07:32,197 this place would've been shut down a long time ago. 204 00:07:32,276 --> 00:07:34,652 Son, the hell with a rulebook. It's stupid. 205 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,353 I'm telling you to break it off with her. 206 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,222 - Why? - Stop talking back! 207 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:40,635 I'm your father, and I say so. 208 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:43,992 Hold up. I'm old enough to make my own choices. 209 00:07:44,062 --> 00:07:46,068 And we're fine. We're going to a Young Thug concert. 210 00:07:46,093 --> 00:07:47,034 We're cool! 211 00:07:47,059 --> 00:07:49,426 You're taking her to see the King of Slime? 212 00:07:49,494 --> 00:07:51,761 Yup. And Ray J's gonna be handing out hot dogs there. 213 00:07:51,863 --> 00:07:53,897 - But, son... - But nothing! 214 00:07:53,966 --> 00:07:55,732 Just let me do my own thing. 215 00:07:56,001 --> 00:07:58,034 Try being my boss and not my dad. 216 00:08:01,473 --> 00:08:02,672 What about all our plans? 217 00:08:14,686 --> 00:08:17,854 All that meat... gone to waste. 218 00:08:17,922 --> 00:08:20,756 This is why I'm glad I never had a son. 219 00:08:21,151 --> 00:08:22,250 Eustace! 220 00:08:26,689 --> 00:08:29,157 Oh, man, Jack, the team's just not the same without you. 221 00:08:29,492 --> 00:08:31,025 You know, you should come to a game. 222 00:08:31,127 --> 00:08:31,826 Yeah. 223 00:08:31,895 --> 00:08:33,294 Uh... cool. 224 00:08:33,396 --> 00:08:34,395 Maybe. 225 00:08:34,464 --> 00:08:36,397 Jackachu! We won! 226 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:38,457 Not now, Mason. 227 00:08:38,493 --> 00:08:40,993 But half of these pocket monsters are yours. 228 00:08:41,095 --> 00:08:42,795 No. No! 229 00:08:42,864 --> 00:08:44,697 Charizard! No! 230 00:08:44,799 --> 00:08:45,731 - Uh... - Pokémon? 231 00:08:45,833 --> 00:08:46,933 W-What are you? 7? 232 00:08:47,001 --> 00:08:48,568 Save yourself. 233 00:08:48,636 --> 00:08:50,570 Yeah, are you some kind of baby? 234 00:08:50,638 --> 00:08:52,838 Does your grandma still wash you in the sink? 235 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:55,374 Hey, I bet his favorite movie's "Detective Pikachu." 236 00:08:56,711 --> 00:08:58,644 We saw that opening night together. 237 00:08:59,022 --> 00:09:00,455 Uh, yeah, right. 238 00:09:00,524 --> 00:09:02,624 I was smoking cigarettes that night. 239 00:09:06,063 --> 00:09:07,395 Congratulations, Jack. 240 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,965 You've run your first friendship through the garbage disposal. 241 00:09:10,067 --> 00:09:11,499 Proud of you. 242 00:09:11,602 --> 00:09:12,734 Ah. 243 00:09:12,836 --> 00:09:15,591 Dre! That Townsend project is way over budget! 244 00:09:15,677 --> 00:09:17,415 They are gonna have your ass! 245 00:09:20,085 --> 00:09:21,251 Sorry for the theatrics. 246 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:22,952 I-I just can't let the office know 247 00:09:23,055 --> 00:09:24,854 that I'm... I'm here for some real talk. 248 00:09:24,956 --> 00:09:27,757 Now, look... I saw what happened, okay? 249 00:09:27,826 --> 00:09:31,295 You have to let Junior learn from his own mistakes. 250 00:09:31,513 --> 00:09:32,645 What? 251 00:09:32,714 --> 00:09:35,081 It's gonna be hard at first, but it'll be worth it. 252 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:38,384 Otherwise, your son's gonna turn out like Connor, okay? 253 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,386 I babied him for so long. 254 00:09:40,489 --> 00:09:42,322 He's practically a house cat. 255 00:09:42,390 --> 00:09:43,923 When I paid his college tuition, 256 00:09:43,992 --> 00:09:46,626 he thanked me by presenting me with a dead bird. 257 00:09:46,728 --> 00:09:47,794 Okay. 258 00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:50,797 Junior and Connor are not the same. 259 00:09:50,832 --> 00:09:53,166 It's not the actions of the son you need to worry about. 260 00:09:53,235 --> 00:09:55,201 It's... It's those of the father. 261 00:09:55,270 --> 00:09:57,989 Who knows how Connor would've turned out 262 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,981 if I had let him take his own SATs, 263 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,650 his own entrance exams or drug tests. 264 00:10:02,752 --> 00:10:04,462 You're right. 265 00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:07,113 It wouldn't hurt for me to back off. 266 00:10:07,181 --> 00:10:10,051 And if Junior falls, he needs to pick himself back up. 267 00:10:10,585 --> 00:10:11,951 Thank you. 268 00:10:12,053 --> 00:10:13,719 Hey, you know... 269 00:10:13,788 --> 00:10:15,287 on your own, you're kind of helpful. 270 00:10:16,891 --> 00:10:17,957 Oh. 271 00:10:18,025 --> 00:10:19,325 Oh, gosh. 272 00:10:19,427 --> 00:10:22,261 Connor's at a toll booth, and he has no idea what to do. 273 00:10:22,296 --> 00:10:24,497 Got to go down to Orange County real quick. 274 00:10:24,532 --> 00:10:26,165 Hang in there, puddin'. 275 00:10:26,484 --> 00:10:28,059 - Hey, Rainbow. - Hey. 276 00:10:28,114 --> 00:10:29,485 I just wanted to thank you. 277 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:30,919 Ohhh! 278 00:10:30,988 --> 00:10:32,521 Did you write the letter to Lynette? 279 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:36,458 Yep. Managed to say how I felt and not use one profanity. 280 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:38,494 As long as she can't read through my cross-outs. 281 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,176 - Hey, Pops! - Yeah. 282 00:10:40,261 --> 00:10:41,527 Good for you! 283 00:10:41,590 --> 00:10:43,535 I might write letters to all the ladies I know. 284 00:10:43,613 --> 00:10:45,603 Okay. Okay. 285 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:46,799 - Uh, hey, Mom? - Yeah? 286 00:10:46,878 --> 00:10:48,488 Can I ask you something? 287 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,085 Only if you want great advice. 288 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,483 Okay. 289 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:53,617 Uh... 290 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:54,929 well... 291 00:10:55,847 --> 00:10:57,866 the basketball team made fun of Mason, 292 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,383 - and I joined in. - Ohh. 293 00:10:59,468 --> 00:11:01,969 I threw my friend under the bus so they would like me. 294 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:04,003 Does that make me a terrible person? 295 00:11:04,105 --> 00:11:05,705 No! 296 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:08,207 You are not a terrible person. 297 00:11:08,309 --> 00:11:11,511 Jack... you're in eighth grade now. 298 00:11:11,579 --> 00:11:14,280 The stakes are high, and you're gonna need friends. 299 00:11:14,349 --> 00:11:17,250 But if you want my advice, it's important that you... 300 00:11:17,352 --> 00:11:19,195 Call Mason to apologize? 301 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,352 No. 302 00:11:20,455 --> 00:11:21,687 Survive. 303 00:11:22,123 --> 00:11:22,855 What? 304 00:11:22,924 --> 00:11:26,525 Kids are ruthless in eighth grade. 305 00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:29,337 It's not worth a slip-up, Jack. It's dog-eat-dog. 306 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,472 I remember when I was your age. 307 00:11:31,574 --> 00:11:35,710 I ate chili cheese fries, and they did not sit well. 308 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,046 And then later that day in science class... 309 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:44,218 All I'll say is that my friend Michelle Stankowsky smelt it. 310 00:11:44,896 --> 00:11:46,195 But it was I... 311 00:11:46,264 --> 00:11:47,457 - No, Mom. - Yes, Jack. 312 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,757 It was I who dealt it. 313 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,328 And I let her take the fall. 314 00:11:54,397 --> 00:11:56,163 And you've regretted it ever since, right? 315 00:11:56,266 --> 00:11:57,598 No! 316 00:11:57,700 --> 00:12:01,201 It was the best decision of my life, Jack. 317 00:12:01,226 --> 00:12:03,560 You got to stay one step ahead! 318 00:12:03,662 --> 00:12:05,795 You got to look out for number one, and that was me, 319 00:12:05,898 --> 00:12:07,597 and I made it out alive. 320 00:12:07,699 --> 00:12:10,985 I'm a doctor, and they still call her "Stank." 321 00:12:11,484 --> 00:12:13,274 This story makes my stomach hurt. 322 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,540 Mine, too. 323 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:15,874 Wait. 324 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:18,143 I think I get what you're trying to do. 325 00:12:18,179 --> 00:12:20,879 You're showing me the worst possible way to handle this 326 00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:23,309 so I can see what I did wrong and make it right. 327 00:12:25,186 --> 00:12:26,686 - Yep. - Mm-hmm. 328 00:12:26,938 --> 00:12:28,170 That's exactly what I'm doing. 329 00:12:28,272 --> 00:12:29,905 Okay. 330 00:12:29,974 --> 00:12:31,640 And you should apologize. 331 00:12:31,742 --> 00:12:33,576 - Because it's the right thing to do. - Mm. 332 00:12:33,644 --> 00:12:36,564 Mason is my friend, and I burned him for what? 333 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,689 A few minutes with the basketball team? 334 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:39,884 Ugh. 335 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:42,195 I've got to make things right with the Marvelous Mr. Mason. 336 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,286 Yeah. 337 00:12:43,355 --> 00:12:45,321 Oh, and what did Stank say when you apologized? 338 00:12:45,424 --> 00:12:46,374 Mm? 339 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:49,727 Uh... uh... 340 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,002 I got to... 341 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,673 ...go send an e-mail. 342 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,041 Oh. 343 00:12:59,111 --> 00:12:59,988 Yeah. 344 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,954 Stevens' advice shook me. 345 00:13:02,023 --> 00:13:05,927 I decided that it couldn't hurt to put up a boundary 346 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,223 to keep things professional with Junior. 347 00:13:08,293 --> 00:13:10,587 Hey. You ready to knock this out of the box, son? 348 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,057 I mean "Junior." 349 00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:16,769 Yeah, no. Uh... sure. I'm... I'm... I'm 100. 350 00:13:18,573 --> 00:13:20,408 Hey. Come here for a second. 351 00:13:22,452 --> 00:13:23,876 Are you okay? 352 00:13:23,945 --> 00:13:26,312 - It's Marie. - Ah. 353 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:28,766 She didn't want to go to the Young Thug concert with me. 354 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,919 She doesn't want to hang out at all anymore. 355 00:13:31,669 --> 00:13:33,035 I don't think I can do this, Dad. 356 00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:35,304 Oh. Well, it's too bad nobody was there to warn you. 357 00:13:35,373 --> 00:13:37,706 But we still need to close this account. 358 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:38,707 Dad, please... 359 00:13:38,809 --> 00:13:40,943 So, now I'm your dad? Oh. 360 00:13:41,045 --> 00:13:43,353 No, you wanted a boss, and you got a boss, 361 00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:45,666 and your boss says, "Get in there and do your job." 362 00:13:45,736 --> 00:13:47,349 Can't back out now. 363 00:13:49,187 --> 00:13:51,187 Well, those are the numbers, 364 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,723 and if anything is ever a little off, 365 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,524 Charlie is skimming off the top. 366 00:13:58,129 --> 00:13:59,829 Why you snitchin', Dre? 367 00:13:59,897 --> 00:14:02,236 Now to hear what we can do for your social media. 368 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,373 Junior. 369 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:05,852 Junior. 370 00:14:06,204 --> 00:14:07,436 Uh, yes. 371 00:14:07,538 --> 00:14:08,638 Yeah. Uh... 372 00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:13,461 Social media. 373 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,712 Social media can be a great thing, 374 00:14:17,131 --> 00:14:19,465 like when you post a picture because you're excited 375 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,101 to go to a concert with a special someone. 376 00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:24,003 But it can also be a bad thing... 377 00:14:24,105 --> 00:14:26,539 when you have to delete that same picture 378 00:14:26,641 --> 00:14:29,075 because that special someone rejected you. 379 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,478 Social media is... 380 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,816 - Social media is, uh... - Uh, Dre. No, no. Don't. Don't. Don't... 381 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,385 You know what? Have a seat, Junior. 382 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:43,422 Uh, social media is just that... 383 00:14:43,524 --> 00:14:44,557 social. 384 00:14:44,626 --> 00:14:47,093 Uh, see, it's, uh, it's different. 385 00:14:47,195 --> 00:14:50,129 Um... Facebook, hmm? Has all the faces. 386 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,850 Snapchat... 387 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,616 You don't even have to snap to get that one started. 388 00:14:54,718 --> 00:14:57,052 And, uh... a-and there's also Hotmail. 389 00:14:57,154 --> 00:14:58,587 You've given us a lot to think about. 390 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,899 - Mm. - We'll be in touch. 391 00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:06,528 Really? 392 00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:09,979 Well, they said they'll be in touch. 393 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,000 We did it! 394 00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:14,885 We are now in the mayo-nasty business. 395 00:15:21,473 --> 00:15:22,639 Hey, Mason. 396 00:15:24,282 --> 00:15:25,648 This is him? 397 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,092 Hi! 398 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,387 I've heard a lot about you. 399 00:15:30,788 --> 00:15:33,718 Sasha is very protective. 400 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,561 I just wanted to say I'm sorry 401 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,461 for how I treated you in front of the team. 402 00:15:38,529 --> 00:15:40,096 It was wrong. 403 00:15:40,198 --> 00:15:41,997 Walk with me. 404 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,300 - Are you sure? - It's okay. 405 00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:48,473 If you hurt him again, I'll hurt you. 406 00:15:50,725 --> 00:15:51,958 Again, I'm sorry. 407 00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:54,327 I loved "Detective Pikachu"! 408 00:15:54,604 --> 00:15:57,172 Him wearing that little detective hat was hilarious. 409 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,673 Where did they find a hat that small? 410 00:15:58,775 --> 00:16:00,308 It's CGI, Jack. 411 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,210 And you shunning me helped me find 412 00:16:02,245 --> 00:16:04,646 a whole new group of people to play Pokémon with. 413 00:16:04,989 --> 00:16:06,221 Girl people. 414 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,579 I want to play Pokémon with girl people. 415 00:16:12,296 --> 00:16:14,863 Sorry, Jack. Gotta catch 'em all. 416 00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:19,634 Mason's getting attention from girls? 417 00:16:19,737 --> 00:16:22,404 Hmm. That doesn't make me feel anything at all. 418 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,589 I dealt with the fallout from the mayo pitch all day. 419 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,914 But I still couldn't laugh about it 420 00:16:32,017 --> 00:16:33,850 by the time I told Bow. 421 00:16:33,918 --> 00:16:37,520 So, you lost... a mayo account, 422 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:40,165 and you still think 423 00:16:40,190 --> 00:16:42,945 that your job is as important as mine? 424 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,844 - Okay, this isn't funny, Bow. - Okay. 425 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:46,361 I don't know if I can balance 426 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:50,192 being Junior's dad and his boss at the same time. 427 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:53,221 Having him work there may be more trouble than it's worth. 428 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,221 No, Dre. 429 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,248 You can't throw this away. 430 00:16:57,316 --> 00:17:00,217 You have what I have always wanted! 431 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,757 Back then... I could've been the first lady doctor. 432 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,816 That's how all your fantasies end. 433 00:17:14,884 --> 00:17:18,119 - Look... Dre. - Hmm? 434 00:17:18,188 --> 00:17:21,928 It's taken you this long to get to this place with Junior. 435 00:17:21,982 --> 00:17:23,658 This is the best your relationship has ever been. 436 00:17:23,726 --> 00:17:26,661 What? Are you gonna throw it away over one bad day? 437 00:17:26,763 --> 00:17:28,095 Look, what if it's not just a bad day? 438 00:17:28,164 --> 00:17:29,217 - What if it's a bad week? - So? 439 00:17:29,241 --> 00:17:30,310 - What if it's a bad month? - So? 440 00:17:30,357 --> 00:17:32,099 I don't know what to do, Bow. W-What would you do? 441 00:17:32,168 --> 00:17:35,863 Oh! I am so glad that you asked! 442 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,331 - This is an easy one for me, Dre. - Mm-hmm? 443 00:17:38,399 --> 00:17:40,533 Talk to Junior! 444 00:17:40,635 --> 00:17:42,501 Figure this out! 445 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,470 Because I think he wants this to work out 446 00:17:44,539 --> 00:17:46,639 just as badly as you do. 447 00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:49,575 - You're right. - Mm-hmm. 448 00:17:49,886 --> 00:17:52,286 That's... great advice. 449 00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:54,255 Well, I know. I know. 450 00:17:54,357 --> 00:17:56,124 And I do enjoy working with the boy. 451 00:17:56,226 --> 00:17:57,118 Mm. 452 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,818 You know, kind of like... 453 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:01,278 when a dog is licking your face. 454 00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:03,747 - What? - Sweet, yet disgusting. 455 00:18:07,084 --> 00:18:08,585 Hey! 456 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:11,023 There's my king of closure! 457 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,214 Ha ha! 458 00:18:12,316 --> 00:18:14,516 Can I help you with anything else? 459 00:18:14,618 --> 00:18:15,717 Hell no! 460 00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,863 I'm not taking advice from you ever again. 461 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,222 Why? What happened? 462 00:18:19,285 --> 00:18:22,191 Lynette got my package, and then she texted me to say 463 00:18:22,277 --> 00:18:24,175 - that I came off sounding thirsty. - Oh. 464 00:18:24,253 --> 00:18:25,861 Said I should've thrown the robe away 465 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,097 because she stole it from the Langham Hotel. 466 00:18:28,382 --> 00:18:29,714 That explains the "L." 467 00:18:29,783 --> 00:18:31,983 And she got the nerve to call me dramatic. 468 00:18:32,052 --> 00:18:33,885 She got off a whole lot of emojis. 469 00:18:33,954 --> 00:18:35,932 - Oh. - Really rubbed it in. 470 00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:38,657 I feel worse now than I did when I found the robe. 471 00:18:38,759 --> 00:18:41,593 Oh. Pops, I-I'm... I'm so sorry. 472 00:18:41,628 --> 00:18:44,029 Well, you should be. You give terrible advice. 473 00:18:44,131 --> 00:18:45,297 Now I got to go upload 474 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,476 shirtless pictures of myself on the Internet, 475 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,101 show people I'm not desperate. 476 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,969 Ah... Oh, I don't think that's a good i... 477 00:18:51,038 --> 00:18:52,404 I don't want to hear it. 478 00:19:00,314 --> 00:19:01,582 Hey. 479 00:19:02,149 --> 00:19:03,515 We need to talk. 480 00:19:03,617 --> 00:19:05,651 I was expecting you. 481 00:19:06,003 --> 00:19:07,135 So, am I fired? 482 00:19:07,204 --> 00:19:08,503 No. 483 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,106 But I do have bad news. 484 00:19:12,802 --> 00:19:14,568 I'm gonna always be your dad. 485 00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:15,869 Why is that bad news? 486 00:19:15,971 --> 00:19:18,071 Because I can't compartmentalize 487 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:20,092 being your father and being your boss, 488 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,683 and I know that's a problem for you. 489 00:19:21,752 --> 00:19:24,586 No, Dad, stop. I'm the one who owes you an apology. 490 00:19:24,981 --> 00:19:26,948 I realize now you weren't daddy-ing me. 491 00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:29,043 - You were just looking out for me. - Mm. 492 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,809 I should've took your advice about Marie. 493 00:19:30,911 --> 00:19:33,030 Yes, you should, because... 494 00:19:33,581 --> 00:19:35,747 that meltdown was not a good look. 495 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,218 - Tell me about it. - Mm. 496 00:19:39,453 --> 00:19:43,874 And I know I complain, but if I'm honest... 497 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,091 I love the perks of working with you. 498 00:19:46,193 --> 00:19:48,226 - Mm. - I know that someone at my level 499 00:19:48,295 --> 00:19:50,498 would never be allowed to pitch a client. 500 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,924 And the look on Josh's face when you gave me his fries? 501 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,859 - Mm-hmm. - I've never felt so powerful. 502 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,460 And I will try to 503 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,062 respect our boundaries much better, 504 00:19:58,131 --> 00:20:00,198 and if you fall, I'm gonna pick you up, 505 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,350 whether it's work or not. 506 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:02,967 Thanks, Dad. 507 00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,541 Now, I know we're at home, 508 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,503 but I got a work-related question. 509 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,635 Shoot. 510 00:20:13,737 --> 00:20:16,071 Where does Charlie go when he says he's grabbing lunch 511 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,906 but he's gone for six hours? 512 00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:22,711 Charlie has been trying to get on "The Price is Right" 513 00:20:22,813 --> 00:20:24,279 for years now. 514 00:20:24,381 --> 00:20:26,014 Oh. 515 00:20:26,085 --> 00:20:29,496 "Charlie Telphy! Come on down!" 516 00:20:32,006 --> 00:20:35,488 Junior, your failed romance with the client 517 00:20:35,513 --> 00:20:37,747 was just the wake-up call we needed 518 00:20:37,818 --> 00:20:39,348 to update our code of conduct. 519 00:20:39,427 --> 00:20:42,824 Now, does anybody have any requests before we finalize? 520 00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:45,129 I want a waterbed for a desk. 521 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,248 Okay, Charlie, that doesn't fall under the code of conduct, 522 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,832 and you already have a waterbed. 523 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,350 I accidentally popped a hole in it 524 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,043 while making beats with my pencil. 525 00:20:53,076 --> 00:20:55,079 Well, I want to codify 526 00:20:55,113 --> 00:20:57,499 a rock-solid sexual harassment policy 527 00:20:57,579 --> 00:20:59,345 so that everybody is super clear 528 00:20:59,407 --> 00:21:00,934 about their rights in the workplace. 529 00:21:04,921 --> 00:21:06,432 Good one, Junior. 530 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,642 Can we make it mandatory that when you have a birthday party, 531 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,393 you must invite all co-workers? 532 00:21:10,448 --> 00:21:12,040 And can we change our dental plan 533 00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:15,007 to include the installation and maintenance of grills? 534 00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:17,551 I don't hear typing. 535 00:21:17,851 --> 00:21:18,953 You s... 536 00:21:18,985 --> 00:21:20,120 Type, little man.