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Fact...
being a teenager is dumb.
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Look at this one trying to
close the deal
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wearing his grandpa's
fishing vest.
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And she's for sure going to
regret that haircut.
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Teenage emotions can climb to
the highest highs
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and bottom out
to the lowest lows.
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That's because everything is
so heightened, so emotional.
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Love is more dramatic.
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Music can make you
lose your mind.
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Your jokes are funnier.
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Your fights are fight‐ier.
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And your friendships never seem
more important.
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Ever since Diane's sleepover,
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she and her friend Sophie
had been attached at the hip.
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
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They could never do anything
without the other.
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Which one best says...
"Don't try me"?
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I wouldn't mess with you
in either of those.
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It was a never‐ending stream
of "what‐ifs"
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and plans for the future...
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...and I had never seen
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- my little girl happier.
- ♪ 'Cause I'm my own soul mate ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ I know how to love me ♪
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♪ Love me ♪
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♪ I know that
I'm always gonna hold me down ♪
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Boom.
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- First.
- You're always first.
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I know.
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Which is why we weren't
expecting this.
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Hey, Mom.
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‐ Hey, guys.
‐ Hey, Mom.
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How was school?
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They caught a seventh grader
selling access
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to the teachers' bathroom
for number twos.
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That's disgusting.
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It was wild.
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Hey, Diane, let me know
when you want to go shopping
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for Sophie's birthday gift.
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Actually, I don't think
I'm gonna go to her party.
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What do you mean
you're not gonna go?
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I'm not going to the party,
and Sophie's dead to me.
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What?
What?
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Just let it go, Mom.
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Diane and Sophie are over.
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*BLACK-ISH*
Season 06 Episode 16
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*BLACK-ISH*
Episode Title: "Friendgame"
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Synchronized by srjanapala
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Sophie's dead to you?
What does that even mean?
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What happened?
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It's fine, Mom.
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But you guys
were best friends.
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Yeah, that was fun
for a minute,
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but then I realized
having a best friend
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really isn't my brand.
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Okay. Uh,
she was born with a best friend.
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She doesn't need to be running
around all over town
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- looking for one.
- Uh‐huh.
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Anyway, I decided to get
a jump‐start
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on being
my own best friend.
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Hmm. If it works for Beyoncé,
it works for me.
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Okay.
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Jack.
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What is really going on?
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All I know is they don't
eat lunch together anymore.
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And Joshua told Emily, who told
Tyler, who heard from Savannah
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that Sophie thinks Diane
is too much.
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Oh, no.
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It's happening.
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Yeah.
Diane's in trouble.
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- What?
- Our little girl
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has experienced
her first heartbreak.
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What? I didn't know she was
dating somebody.
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She wasn't, Dre.
It was her best friend.
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She got dumped
by her best friend!
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Ugh. Oh, look, Diane's gonna
be fine, alright?
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Friendships,
they come and they go.
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That's what happens.
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You know that me and Sha
didn't speak for six years?
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And we were fine.
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- You know why, Dre?
- Why?
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Because male friendships
are garbage.
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Female friendships
are a lifeline.
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Your best friend is the one
person in the world
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that can make you feel
like you belong,
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and if she rejects you,
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then, I mean,
it's devastating.
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So make a sad playlist, get
a revenge body, and get over it.
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Dre, not everyone can just
get over it.
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Sophie told Diane
she was "too much."
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Do you know what it's like to be
told that you're "too much"
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at a formative age?
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It can have
devastating consequences.
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This is about Amelia,
isn't it?
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Of course
it's about Amelia!
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But they're
friendship bracelets.
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I made them for you
because you're my friend.
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See, this is what
I'm talking about, Rainbow.
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It's just so intense
with your friendship bracelets
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and your sleepovers.
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You're just way too much.
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Yes, what happened
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to me and Amelia
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is happening to Diane
and Sophie.
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- Okay.
- She got kicked to the curb, Dre,
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for doing nothing!
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You sound like me
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when I talk about
my first girlfriend, Tamika.
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Oh, my God.
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She broke up with me
on the bus,
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and I had to wait seven stops
before I could let it out.
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Now, that was a breakup.
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This is a breakup,
too, Dre.
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And you know what?
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You know what the hardest part
of my breakup was?
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- What?
- The fact that I was alone.
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My mother said that, "If Amelia
is gonna treat you like this,
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then she doesn't
deserve you."
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Well, I'm not
gonna leave Diane
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swinging in the wind
like that.
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No, I'm not!
I'mma fix this.
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Do you even know what happened
to Amelia?
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I don't have time to waste
on a part‐time doula dog walker
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from San Bernardino with a
Red Hot Chili Pepper tramp stamp
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who doesn't talk
to her sister!
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I'm a doctor!
I save lives!
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- Pass the ball!
- Here's good defense.
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Pass the ball!
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- Oh, we got this.
- It's all us! No! - That's it!
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- Okay.
- No!
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- Touchdown!
- No!
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- Yeah!
- Yo!
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‐ Let's go! Let's go!
‐
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I would've won this game had
Kaepernick been playing!
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Uh.
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What the hell?
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What happened?
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Well, we tried to re‐create
the classic Wrestle Kingdom
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Okada/Tanahashi match.
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I went for the Rainmaker,
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and I accidentally threw him
into the wall.
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Yeah, I'm not gonna lie...
my grades dipped after that.
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We didn't want you to freak out,
so we covered the hole
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with a poster.
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It was a pretty elegant
solution.
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No, it was not!
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Hey, hey, hey.
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What's all
the yelling about?
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Your grandsons put a hole in one
of my favorite walls.
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Don't they know how hard you
work to give them walls?
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No, they do not.
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When I was your age,
I broke her favorite lamp,
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and you know
what happened?
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You got spanked?
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Damn skippy.
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I got spanked.
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And then I had to put her lamp
back together,
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and it was good as new!
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You two are
gonna need to learn
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how to fix things
for yourselves
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so you don't depend
on other people.
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Great.
Well,
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how do we learn how to
fix things for ourselves?
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Damn it, you're men.
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Figure it out!
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And fix my wall
before anything nests.
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I'll handle it, Dad.
Already ordering a new poster.
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Fix... my wall.
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Yeah, listen.
Hey, hey, hey!
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Do it fast.
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If squirrels get in that hole,
the house is legally theirs.
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Eh? Eh?
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Ah.
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I understand your concern,
but we can't expel a girl
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for not wanting to continue
a friendship with Diane.
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Okay.
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So how about we aim
a little smaller,
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do a "Day of Healing"
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about not stabbing your friends
in the back?
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Obviously,
we can't do that either.
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Okay, it feels like I am
the only one
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coming up
with suggestions here.
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I understand
that you don't get it,
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but when I lost my best friend,
school became torture for me,
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and I will not let that
happen to Diane.
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You think I don't get it?
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When I was 14,
my best friend dumped me.
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And to hurt me, she told the whole school
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that I had sex
with my stuffed animals.
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I did not have sex
with my stuffed animals.
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Of course you didn't.
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But a lot of people
believed it.
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Oh.
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Haven't been able to go
to a reunion.
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So you get it.
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Dre doesn't understand.
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Your husband
doesn't understand
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not to park
in a handicapped spot.
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How's he supposed to
understand this?
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Finally, someone hears me.
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What are we gonna do,
Biggsy?
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Well, unfortunately,
as principal,
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I can't intervene here.
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- Ohh.
- But
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as a woman who understands
the pain of getting dumped
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by your best friend,
I beg you,
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do something
for your daughter.
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- Save her.
- I will.
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I'm gonna start a rumor
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that Sophie is dating
her stuffed animals.
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No. Nope.
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- Not like that.
- No. Nope.
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- Not like that.
- Not like that.
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Hey! Diane!
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I got you your favorite
gummy bears
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from that fancy
candy store.
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Cool.
What'd you get me?
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Stay out of this, Jack.
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Diane.
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Do you want to go with me
on a quick, little errand?
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What are you up to, Mom?
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Nothing.
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Promise.
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Why are we on Sophie's
street?
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Why are we in front
of Sophie's house?
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Why are we
at Sophie's door?!
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This is an ambush, okay?
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I got in touch
with Sophie's mom,
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and she and I both agree,
sweetheart...
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you guys need to talk.
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Whatever is going on
between the two of you
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is not worth
losing a friendship over.
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Wait.
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If you get me out of here,
I will give you gold.
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- Real gold!
- Diane.
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- Hey, guys!
- Hi.
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Sophie, Diane is here!
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Come on in.
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I'm good.
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Uh, we...
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we would love to.
Mm.
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Hi. Hi.
Hi.
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I'm here to drop off
the donation for the fundraiser.
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- Ohh.
- Uh,
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we're not doing
a fundraiser.
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Oh, Dre, you don't have to
lie to me.
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I know you've fallen
on hard times.
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- Mm.
- Hard times?
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My earrings cost more
than your car.
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- Oh, you're so silly.
- Oh, Janine.
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Thank you so much for supporting
our project.
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Donors like you
give our dreams flight.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hold on a minute.
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Are they out here telling
the neighbors you need charity?
256
00:08:53,522 --> 00:08:55,953
Oh, hell
to the no.
257
00:08:56,038 --> 00:08:57,069
Ten dollars?
258
00:08:57,154 --> 00:08:59,742
I did not expect you to look
in that until after I left.
259
00:08:59,827 --> 00:09:01,320
Trash.
260
00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:02,820
Here, take it.
261
00:09:02,905 --> 00:09:04,072
Why is she here?
262
00:09:04,157 --> 00:09:06,812
Uh, you said to handle
the situation, and I thought,
263
00:09:06,897 --> 00:09:08,815
"How do people handle problems
these days?"
264
00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:10,276
- Crowdfunding.
- Mm‐hmm.
265
00:09:10,364 --> 00:09:12,023
We're already
over halfway there.
266
00:09:12,108 --> 00:09:14,408
Honestly, it's the best idea
he's ever had,
267
00:09:14,493 --> 00:09:15,804
- so...
- Mm‐hmm.
268
00:09:16,614 --> 00:09:19,742
"Our home is in constant danger
of collapse,
269
00:09:19,897 --> 00:09:21,415
and so is our family"?
270
00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:22,781
Mm‐hmm.
271
00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,437
Does the rest of the
neighborhood know about this?
272
00:09:24,521 --> 00:09:26,732
Well, I can't speak to how many
people have read my e‐mail,
273
00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:30,110
but it was last night's top post
on Nextdoor, so...
274
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,179
Take your money.
275
00:09:31,264 --> 00:09:32,181
We don't need it.
276
00:09:32,266 --> 00:09:33,609
The Johnsons are doing
just fine.
277
00:09:33,694 --> 00:09:36,237
You're being so brave, but who's
gonna be brave for you?
278
00:09:36,322 --> 00:09:38,554
Ah. Ah, ah, ah.
I, uh...
279
00:09:38,989 --> 00:09:40,367
What was that about?
280
00:09:40,616 --> 00:09:42,659
I told you guys to figure this
out for yourselves.
281
00:09:42,884 --> 00:09:44,881
We figured out
how much it would cost
282
00:09:44,966 --> 00:09:46,328
to have someone else
fix it,
283
00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:48,828
and we felt like it was
a waste of our resources
284
00:09:48,913 --> 00:09:49,913
to use our own money.
285
00:09:49,998 --> 00:09:51,390
And now you can
crowdfund anything.
286
00:09:51,498 --> 00:09:53,320
- Want a limo for prom?
- Crowdfund it.
287
00:09:53,405 --> 00:09:55,632
Want to make a mixtape
after being wrongly convicted
288
00:09:55,717 --> 00:09:57,179
- on gun charges?
- Crowdfund it.
289
00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:00,350
What if your deacon was caught
running a Ponzi scheme
290
00:10:00,435 --> 00:10:01,945
and has to be bailed
out of jail?
291
00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:02,780
- Crowdfund it.
- Crowdfund it.
292
00:10:02,865 --> 00:10:04,187
- Alright, then!
- No!
293
00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:06,367
Shut down
the fundraiser now.
294
00:10:06,452 --> 00:10:08,578
But Chrissy Teigen
gave us $100.
295
00:10:08,663 --> 00:10:11,832
So? Shut it down and figure it
out for yourselves like I did.
296
00:10:11,918 --> 00:10:12,992
Hey, y'all!
297
00:10:13,077 --> 00:10:16,079
There's a white woman coming up
the walk with a casserole!
298
00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:17,601
Scatter!
299
00:10:17,686 --> 00:10:22,309
Bow made small talk about
midsize SUVs and air fryers,
300
00:10:22,394 --> 00:10:24,156
but really
all she had on her mind
301
00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:25,765
was whether her big plan
would work.
302
00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:26,860
Hey, Mom,
do you have milk?
303
00:10:26,944 --> 00:10:29,203
We're doing the ghost pepper
potato chip challenge.
304
00:10:29,288 --> 00:10:31,000
We're about to destroy
our tastebuds.
305
00:10:31,085 --> 00:10:34,424
Look at you two.
BFFs, just BFF‐ing.
306
00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:35,842
Don't be extra, Mom.
307
00:10:36,023 --> 00:10:37,664
Sorry. My bad.
308
00:10:37,749 --> 00:10:39,166
Come on, honey. Let me get you
some glasses.
309
00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:41,765
Oh. Whatever was bothering Sophie,
she's over it.
310
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,390
- Oh.
- She apologized and said
311
00:10:43,475 --> 00:10:45,144
I should definitely come
to her skating party.
312
00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,953
- As if I would miss it.
- Ohh.
313
00:10:47,038 --> 00:10:48,172
Aren't you glad we did this?
314
00:10:48,257 --> 00:10:49,507
- Mm‐hmm.
- You know,
315
00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:50,817
when I used to have
friend trouble,
316
00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,921
my mom would wave a crystal
over my head
317
00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:54,929
and tell me to clear
my friend chakra.
318
00:10:55,014 --> 00:10:56,812
Ugh. It's not even
a real chakra.
319
00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:58,606
- Mm.
- Let's do this, Diane.
320
00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:00,312
Time to make peace
with God.
321
00:11:00,397 --> 00:11:02,482
‐ Go do it.
‐ Mm.
322
00:11:02,707 --> 00:11:07,640
So, not to brag, but I knew,
if we got them together,
323
00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:08,945
they would work this out.
324
00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:10,515
- I know! I'm so relieved.
- Ah.
325
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,086
- Diane's a good kid.
- Mm‐hmm.
326
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,130
Not like some
of those other girls.
327
00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,882
Do you know
Emily Copeland vapes?
328
00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:17,953
That's why she always smells
like raspberries.
329
00:11:18,061 --> 00:11:19,601
Exactly.
Unbelievable.
330
00:11:19,687 --> 00:11:22,047
That's why I told Sophie, if she
didn't fix things with Diane,
331
00:11:22,131 --> 00:11:23,789
I would take away
her allowance.
332
00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:28,828
You... You forced Sophie to be
friends with Diane again?
333
00:11:28,913 --> 00:11:31,398
Technically, I bribed her.
But it's no big deal.
334
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:32,693
Kids their age don't know
what's good for them,
335
00:11:32,777 --> 00:11:33,703
so I helped it along.
336
00:11:33,788 --> 00:11:34,828
Oh.
And it's working.
337
00:11:34,921 --> 00:11:36,445
- They're friends again.
- Yeah.
338
00:11:38,648 --> 00:11:39,976
Do it.
339
00:11:40,061 --> 00:11:40,812
Ooh!
340
00:11:40,897 --> 00:11:41,312
Mnh‐mnh!
341
00:11:41,397 --> 00:11:43,717
So, how strict are you about
writing friends prescriptions?
342
00:11:45,593 --> 00:11:47,320
Oh, I'm glad to see
you're working
343
00:11:47,405 --> 00:11:48,929
with your hands
to fix your mistake.
344
00:11:49,014 --> 00:11:50,703
Yep, just like you did,
big guy.
345
00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,148
Yo!
346
00:11:55,968 --> 00:11:57,383
Where did you guys get
all this stuff?
347
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,523
How did you afford this?!
I know what you get paid!
348
00:11:59,608 --> 00:12:00,914
That was easy.
349
00:12:00,999 --> 00:12:03,039
There was a guy signing people
up for credit cards
350
00:12:03,124 --> 00:12:04,257
outside of the store.
351
00:12:04,342 --> 00:12:06,007
I got a stress ball
and five percent off,
352
00:12:06,288 --> 00:12:09,207
and I know the importance of
saving money, so you're welcome.
353
00:12:09,292 --> 00:12:12,085
Those cards charge
twenty‐five percent interest!
354
00:12:12,170 --> 00:12:14,648
You're better off making a deal
with a troll under a bridge!
355
00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:18,000
But... But you know what?
You know what?
356
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,359
You're working
with your hands,
357
00:12:19,547 --> 00:12:21,840
and you have everything that you
need, so there's no excuse
358
00:12:21,924 --> 00:12:23,524
as to why you can't
get the job done.
359
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:24,984
And when you're finished...
360
00:12:25,858 --> 00:12:27,632
return everything
that you don't need!
361
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,294
- Mm‐hmm.
- Yeah.
362
00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:32,059
Eh, we might want to cancel
the bidet delivery.
363
00:12:34,001 --> 00:12:36,712
The night of the birthday
party, Bow was struggling
364
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:40,419
with the knowledge that
Sophie's invitation was a lie.
365
00:12:40,568 --> 00:12:42,083
Oh, can you take a picture
for me
366
00:12:42,168 --> 00:12:43,599
to send to Sophie
for outfit approval?
367
00:12:43,683 --> 00:12:45,997
I'm trying to make sure I get
three dancing‐lady emojis
368
00:12:46,082 --> 00:12:47,199
before I can walk out
the door.
369
00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:48,138
- Sure.
- Oh!
370
00:12:48,223 --> 00:12:50,739
And, also, I was thinking maybe
we could get another ticket
371
00:12:50,824 --> 00:12:52,951
to the Cardi B concert so that
Sophie can come with us.
372
00:12:53,035 --> 00:12:53,669
Ohh.
373
00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:55,045
And maybe, this summer,
she can join us
374
00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:56,714
on that family trip
to San Diego.
375
00:12:56,799 --> 00:12:58,633
Eh...
maybe we don't need to be
376
00:12:58,718 --> 00:13:01,130
thinking so far
into the future, you know?
377
00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:05,311
And... are you sure that you really
even want to go
378
00:13:05,396 --> 00:13:07,278
to this skating thing
tonight?
379
00:13:07,368 --> 00:13:08,795
Uh, yes.
380
00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:10,704
- It's my best friend's birthday.
- Right.
381
00:13:10,797 --> 00:13:12,482
Plus, people will be falling
on their butts.
382
00:13:12,566 --> 00:13:13,525
Do you think
I'd want to miss that?
383
00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:15,904
Oh, my God.
That sounds so much fun.
384
00:13:15,989 --> 00:13:17,134
- Yeah.
- You know what else sounds fun?
385
00:13:17,218 --> 00:13:18,294
No.
386
00:13:18,379 --> 00:13:19,849
Not going.
387
00:13:20,248 --> 00:13:21,458
What?
388
00:13:21,613 --> 00:13:24,823
We could go to any R‐rated movie
that you want.
389
00:13:24,984 --> 00:13:29,458
I'm talking language, violence,
suggestive themes.
390
00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:30,286
Mom, what are you doing?
391
00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:31,662
Okay, fine!
We don't need to do that!
392
00:13:31,746 --> 00:13:33,538
Sweetheart, let me take you
to Sephora.
393
00:13:33,623 --> 00:13:36,167
I will buy you everything
that you try on.
394
00:13:36,532 --> 00:13:38,408
I want to go to the party.
395
00:13:38,493 --> 00:13:39,432
You can drive my car!
396
00:13:39,524 --> 00:13:40,441
I will give you the keys.
397
00:13:40,526 --> 00:13:41,713
Just d‐don't go.
398
00:13:41,798 --> 00:13:44,417
You dragged me to Sophie's house
so we could make up,
399
00:13:44,502 --> 00:13:45,135
and it worked.
400
00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:47,312
Why are you trying to keep me
from going to her party?
401
00:13:47,396 --> 00:13:48,534
Uh, okay, okay.
402
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:55,620
So, okay, um, you and Sophie are
best friends again because...
403
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,127
her mom made her.
404
00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:00,885
Oh, my God.
405
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,026
I know.
406
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,752
Sophie didn't want
to make up.
407
00:14:03,837 --> 00:14:04,956
No.
408
00:14:05,049 --> 00:14:07,979
Now I've been sending her
pictures and emojis
409
00:14:08,111 --> 00:14:11,573
like everything is normal
when... it's not normal.
410
00:14:12,032 --> 00:14:13,071
Come here.
411
00:14:13,163 --> 00:14:14,125
- I can't.
- Okay.
412
00:14:14,210 --> 00:14:17,007
I have to leave the country.
I've humiliated myself.
413
00:14:17,172 --> 00:14:19,696
I don't just look thirsty...
I look dehydrated.
414
00:14:20,899 --> 00:14:22,025
Dehydrated Diane.
415
00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:23,402
Oh.
416
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:24,446
My life is over.
417
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,448
Ohh.
418
00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:26,992
Ohh.
419
00:14:27,276 --> 00:14:28,985
Ohh.
420
00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:30,766
- Hey, baby!
- Hey, babe.
421
00:14:32,899 --> 00:14:34,932
Hey.
422
00:14:35,331 --> 00:14:37,877
Are looking up your
ex‐best friend?
423
00:14:37,962 --> 00:14:39,855
Yes.
She just became
424
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:42,158
friends with CVS
on Facebook.
425
00:14:42,261 --> 00:14:43,053
Who does that?
426
00:14:43,138 --> 00:14:44,229
Wow.
427
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:47,158
This is worse
than I thought.
428
00:14:47,823 --> 00:14:48,890
I know.
429
00:14:48,992 --> 00:14:51,820
Do you know that every time
something good happens...
430
00:14:51,905 --> 00:14:53,906
- Mm‐hmm.
- ..like when we got married,
431
00:14:53,998 --> 00:14:56,586
when I graduated from med school,
when we had kids,
432
00:14:56,698 --> 00:14:58,991
I just hope
that she finds out
433
00:14:59,076 --> 00:15:02,500
so that she feels bad that
I am no longer in her life.
434
00:15:02,585 --> 00:15:03,812
Hm?
435
00:15:03,897 --> 00:15:06,875
Are you ever
going to let this go?
436
00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:09,805
I don't know.
437
00:15:10,029 --> 00:15:11,405
But seeing all this
with Diane,
438
00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:14,826
it just reminded me of being
that sad, scared little girl.
439
00:15:14,943 --> 00:15:17,038
I'm sorry you went through
all of that... - Thanks.
440
00:15:17,123 --> 00:15:19,959
..but you went through that,
not Diane.
441
00:15:20,276 --> 00:15:22,207
You don't even know
if she's feeling
442
00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:24,106
the way you did,
alright?
443
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,598
You can't dump your stuff
on her.
444
00:15:25,683 --> 00:15:27,851
Ugh.
You're right.
445
00:15:27,936 --> 00:15:29,239
You're right.
446
00:15:29,347 --> 00:15:31,395
- This is about Diane and Sophie.
- Mm‐hmm.
447
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,023
- This isn't about me...
- No.
448
00:15:33,131 --> 00:15:34,872
..and this long‐receipt‐loving
whore, Amelia.
449
00:15:34,956 --> 00:15:36,871
- Babe!
- I know!
450
00:15:37,716 --> 00:15:39,067
I'mma talk to Diane.
451
00:15:39,489 --> 00:15:40,511
- Alright.
- Okay.
452
00:15:40,596 --> 00:15:41,972
You know what?
453
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,379
I'm proud of you.
454
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:44,973
Thank you.
455
00:15:47,048 --> 00:15:50,153
She broke her leg while she was
skiing... in three places.
456
00:15:50,238 --> 00:15:51,512
Like, she broke her leg.
457
00:15:53,122 --> 00:15:54,317
You're sick.
458
00:15:56,064 --> 00:15:57,348
Hey.
459
00:15:57,482 --> 00:15:59,778
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm... I'm great.
460
00:15:59,863 --> 00:16:02,317
I'm looking up long‐term
rentals in Bangkok.
461
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,313
I think my new life's gonna be
pretty okay.
462
00:16:04,537 --> 00:16:06,450
Diane, I'm so sorry
I went overboard
463
00:16:06,535 --> 00:16:10,067
with trying to protect you,
but all these years, I just...
464
00:16:10,152 --> 00:16:13,871
I really wished my mom would've
stepped in and helped me.
465
00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:18,239
But now I realize it's not
a problem a mom can fix.
466
00:16:18,605 --> 00:16:20,481
Got to go through it
on your own.
467
00:16:21,093 --> 00:16:22,981
Even if it sucks.
468
00:16:23,287 --> 00:16:26,512
And it really,
really sucks.
469
00:16:26,873 --> 00:16:28,999
You know, it's one thing to know
you're not wanted,
470
00:16:29,215 --> 00:16:30,508
- but...
- Mm.
471
00:16:30,593 --> 00:16:33,832
..it's way worse to get
a pity invite,
472
00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:37,435
especially since it felt so good
to have my friend back.
473
00:16:37,535 --> 00:16:38,578
Ohh.
474
00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:40,153
You know, Sophie and I
were gonna try out
475
00:16:40,237 --> 00:16:41,565
for "American Idol"
together?
476
00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:43,722
Do you know that Amelia and I
were gonna marry the brothers
477
00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:46,266
from Menudo...
Fernando and Nefty?
478
00:16:46,351 --> 00:16:47,221
Who?
479
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:48,682
God, they were so...
Anyway, s...
480
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:49,642
um, don't worry about it.
481
00:16:49,727 --> 00:16:50,894
I'm so sorry.
482
00:16:50,979 --> 00:16:52,146
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
483
00:16:52,231 --> 00:16:54,283
I know how hard this is.
484
00:16:54,387 --> 00:16:57,846
Is it crazy that I still want to
go to the party?
485
00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,641
Of course not, no.
486
00:16:59,726 --> 00:17:01,104
Okay.
487
00:17:01,441 --> 00:17:02,942
I think I'm gonna go.
488
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,119
It'll be fun.
489
00:17:04,204 --> 00:17:05,572
- Great.
- Yeah.
490
00:17:05,716 --> 00:17:07,509
- Great.
- Okay.
491
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,838
Have fun, sweetheart.
492
00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:10,932
Are you guys ready to see
your new wall?
493
00:17:11,017 --> 00:17:12,810
Please do not pause
for a commercial,
494
00:17:12,895 --> 00:17:14,330
and let's just see
the damn thing.
495
00:17:16,193 --> 00:17:17,619
Ta‐da!
496
00:17:18,265 --> 00:17:19,596
Ah!
497
00:17:19,681 --> 00:17:21,877
Oh, my God.
It looks diseased.
498
00:17:21,961 --> 00:17:22,836
What did you do?
499
00:17:22,921 --> 00:17:24,297
I'm glad you asked.
500
00:17:24,382 --> 00:17:26,322
First, we put a time capsule
in the hole,
501
00:17:26,407 --> 00:17:29,744
including a copy of "Get Out,"
a Popeyes chicken sandwich,
502
00:17:29,829 --> 00:17:31,997
and two letters
to our future selves.
503
00:17:32,097 --> 00:17:33,447
- Then we...
- What's that smell?
504
00:17:34,339 --> 00:17:36,008
We stuffed a bunch
of dryer sheets in there
505
00:17:36,092 --> 00:17:38,385
to keep it fresh, and once
the wall was good and packed,
506
00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:40,138
we spackled the hell
out of it.
507
00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:41,606
And then
it was painting time.
508
00:17:41,691 --> 00:17:45,152
We may have thrown a second coat
on a bit too fast.
509
00:17:45,237 --> 00:17:46,769
That's why it's so bubbly,
but those bubbles
510
00:17:46,853 --> 00:17:49,338
should either evaporate
or stay there forever.
511
00:17:49,423 --> 00:17:50,346
‐ Mm.
‐ So...
512
00:17:50,431 --> 00:17:52,019
Pretty cool how we matched
the stripes, right?
513
00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:54,187
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Ah, seamless.
514
00:17:54,299 --> 00:17:56,009
The wall
didn't deserve that.
515
00:17:56,093 --> 00:17:58,471
I don't know
what to say, Mama.
516
00:17:58,626 --> 00:18:02,159
Looks like these two lack the
skills to handle their business
517
00:18:02,244 --> 00:18:03,948
like I did back in the day.
518
00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:05,352
‐ Ohh.
‐ Hm!
519
00:18:05,436 --> 00:18:08,432
You mean the botch job
you did on my lamp?
520
00:18:08,681 --> 00:18:09,848
What?
521
00:18:09,948 --> 00:18:11,760
I made that lamp
as good as new.
522
00:18:11,845 --> 00:18:12,768
No, you didn't.
523
00:18:12,853 --> 00:18:15,696
It was more Krazy Glue
than it was lamp.
524
00:18:15,996 --> 00:18:19,040
I tossed it and ordered a new
one with my cigarette bucks.
525
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,946
But, Mama, you said you was
proud of me
526
00:18:21,031 --> 00:18:22,118
and that I was
finally a man.
527
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,399
I lied.
528
00:18:23,484 --> 00:18:27,028
The important thing is that
you tried, and you learned that,
529
00:18:27,128 --> 00:18:30,657
if you made a mistake, you were
gonna have to fix it yourself!
530
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,614
And that's the lesson that I was
trying to pass on to you two.
531
00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:36,220
You're welcome.
532
00:18:39,434 --> 00:18:40,625
Oh.
533
00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:41,829
That's my phone.
534
00:18:45,688 --> 00:18:48,352
Maybe you'll have better luck
with the baby.
535
00:18:53,504 --> 00:18:54,876
How did it go?
536
00:18:54,983 --> 00:18:56,243
You're back so soon.
537
00:18:56,328 --> 00:18:57,907
Let's just say...
538
00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,305
I'm really glad I went.
539
00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:02,934
♪ Is it you? Is it you?
Is it you? ♪
540
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,391
♪ Is it you? Is it you?
Is it you? ♪
541
00:19:07,476 --> 00:19:10,134
I needed to make sure the
friendship ended on my terms.
542
00:19:10,219 --> 00:19:11,610
- Huh.
- Thank you
543
00:19:11,695 --> 00:19:12,799
for telling me
the truth, Mom.
544
00:19:12,883 --> 00:19:13,485
Oh.
545
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:14,767
I don't want to be friends
with anyone
546
00:19:14,851 --> 00:19:16,102
who doesn't want to be friends
with me.
547
00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:18,355
Ah. That's what my mom
said to me.
548
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:21,126
God, Diane, you are so much
better at this than I am.
549
00:19:21,296 --> 00:19:24,079
I'm still holding on to
a 30‐year‐old heartbreak
550
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:28,415
caused by a woman who still
can't walk in high heels.
551
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,673
Why are you letting this Amelia
live in your head rent‐free?
552
00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:32,758
What?
553
00:19:32,851 --> 00:19:35,688
- You're Dr. Rainbow Johnson.
- Yeah?
554
00:19:35,773 --> 00:19:37,977
You hold people's lives
in your hands
555
00:19:38,062 --> 00:19:39,735
while supporting
five children...
556
00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:41,602
- Huh.
- ..six if you count Dad.
557
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,173
You hold it down at home
and at work
558
00:19:45,258 --> 00:19:47,102
all while looking amazing.
559
00:19:48,289 --> 00:19:49,407
I don't know this woman,
560
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:53,149
but there's no way she can
have it better than you.
561
00:19:53,843 --> 00:19:55,313
Thank you, Diane.
562
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,501
Can we be best friends?
563
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,438
I'll get back to you.
564
00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:03,227
Oh. Of course, yeah.
Oh.
565
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,564
You know where to find me,
though.
566
00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:11,602
2020 ghost pepper potato chip
challenge! Potato chip challenge!
567
00:20:11,687 --> 00:20:13,157
♪ Hey, hey! ♪
568
00:20:13,249 --> 00:20:15,496
Oh,
I'm starting to feel it already. Yeah?
569
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,925
Yeah! Oh, my God.
Yeah, it's hot.
570
00:20:17,010 --> 00:20:18,315
- Yeah?
- It's hot.
571
00:20:18,906 --> 00:20:20,502
I swapped mine out
for a Pringle.
572
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:21,635
What?!
573
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,627
- Yeah.
- No!
574
00:20:22,712 --> 00:20:24,330
- No, but this is hilarious, Mom.
- Oh.
575
00:20:24,415 --> 00:20:25,183
- No, it's not hilarious.
- Yes!
576
00:20:25,268 --> 00:20:26,269
Oh, my God.
It's starting to burn.
577
00:20:26,353 --> 00:20:27,831
It's starting to burn.
Wait, why did I do this?
578
00:20:27,915 --> 00:20:29,573
I don't know. Oh,
my God. Gimme the milk, gimme the milk!
579
00:20:29,657 --> 00:20:30,908
Oh, this milk?
No, no. Yeah, that milk.
580
00:20:30,992 --> 00:20:31,799
Gimme the milk.
No, babe, don't... uh, babe.
581
00:20:31,884 --> 00:20:33,026
Oh, my God. Oh, God!
582
00:20:33,111 --> 00:20:34,330
Okay.
I've been...
583
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:36,793
That's so hot.
584
00:20:36,878 --> 00:20:38,205
I've been betrayed
by my daughter!
585
00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:39,369
How could you do this?!
586
00:20:39,454 --> 00:20:40,510
She... Aah!
587
00:20:40,595 --> 00:20:41,637
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