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As a dad, I know my kids inside and out.
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If being up on what they
were into was a game show,
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I'd win every time.
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It's time to play "You Do Know Jack,"
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with your host, Joel McHale!
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Welcome back.
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Let's get right into it
with our returning champ.
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Jack's dad, Andre Johnson.
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First question.
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For $100, who does Jack think
is in every limousine?
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Michael B. Jordan.
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Correct! Next question.
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For $200, what is Jack allergic to?
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Yellow jackets.
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Correct!
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Bonus question.
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What does he say he's allergic to?
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Haters!
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Exactly. You are on a roll.
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Okay, now, for $10 billion
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and a washer/dryer...
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...what after-school club
did Jack join today?
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You've got 10 seconds on the clock.
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Dance.
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Skate dance?
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Cheerleading by accident?
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Oh! I am sorry, Jack.
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Tell your idiot dad
what he should have known.
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I joined robotics club.
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I said I joined robotics club.
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- Ah.
- On purpose?
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Well, I'm sorry, big fella.
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Let's say goodbye to our
big loser, Andre Johnson.
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Okay, stay tuned for our next show,
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"Why Are Junior's Showers So Long?"
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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So, what made you choose robotics?
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Oh, a-and a follow-up to that question,
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what is robotics?
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It's a club where we build robots,
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program them to perform tasks,
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and compete against other schools.
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- Yeah.
- Ah. Sounds great.
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- But why would you want to do that?
- Wait, wait, wait.
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This isn't so you can
build your own cop, is it?
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Dre, I told you he was too young
to see that movie.
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No, Mom. Mason's a member, and
he said I should check it out.
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- Oh, that's nice.
- Mm.
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I've been setting a lot
of trends this year.
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During attendance,
I started saying "Ya heard"
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when the teachers call my name.
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Turns out the club is pretty cool.
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- We need to do some research.
- Huh.
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Let's go upstairs and watch
"WALL-E," Mason.
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Ya heard.
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Oh. Yep. G-Got it.
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- Yeah. You know what?
- It's... That's good, Mason.
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You know,
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I would've never guessed robotics,
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- but he seems happy.
- Yeah.
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I was worried when he got cut
from the basketball team
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because he was so sad and lost.
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I know. He was a bummer, Dre.
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Mama gets enough of that at work.
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Can't come home to it.
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Not enough wine in this house. Nope.
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Thank God we encouraged him
to find his thing.
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Wha... Mm. Okay.
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Andre, you brought our child
to one step show.
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I am the parent who steered him
towards math and science.
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You took him beekeeping.
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That's a science.
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- Is it?
- Yeah.
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Bees do all the work.
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We snatch their honey
with no compensation.
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Huh. Sounds a lot
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- like something else we know.
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Stop making everything about slavery.
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I wish I could, Bow.
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I wish I could.
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Ugh!
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You know what I hate?
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Silent alarms. Loiter laws.
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Fire extinguishers.
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Men with ponytails.
Girls named after months.
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Rachael Ray.
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Yes, but I also hate that I have
to do this assignment.
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- What assignment?
- It's a five-page paper
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on the life of an inspiring woman.
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- Double-spaced?
- Single.
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- Oof!
- Stakes are high.
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Well, all you got to do is make sure
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that the person that you ask
has lived a lot of life.
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A lot of life.
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Got it.
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Hey, Grandma.
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- Yes?
- I need a favor.
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Can you hook me up with a woman
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who's led an interesting life?
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What?
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Uh, yes, me!
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I'm the most interesting person
in this house.
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I don't know, you just worked
at the post office.
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Just worked at the post office?
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Little girl, I integrated
the post office.
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You think Compton had
a Black mail woman before me?
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When I started, the place
looked like a Vermont jail!
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Hmm. Interesting.
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- Civil rights pioneer.
- Mm-hmm.
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That'll fill two pages.
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All right, Grandma, let's do this.
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Um, okay, uh, did you
ever defuse a mail bomb
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or deliver a giant sweepstakes check?
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Oh, sweetie, bigger than that.
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Now, the story begins with me...
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Hold on. I'm gonna put on a pot of tea.
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Yeah. And get a pair
of earmuffs for the baby.
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This is gonna be a spicy story.
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Hey, Sha. Hey, look here, man.
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I'm not gonna be able to make
the Clipper game Saturday night.
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Got to take my son to
his robotics competition.
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No, man, I don't know
if the robots have boobs.
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Hey, I got to go.
I'll talk to you later.
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You know, it is so great
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that you're getting behind Jack
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and supporting his interest in robotics.
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It's what I do.
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No, actually, it's...
it's not what you do at all
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which is why it is so impressive.
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You know, I'm serious, Dad.
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There are so many parents these days
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who are too scared to put
their kids in situations
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where they're gonna be
really challenged.
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Jack has got that fire back in his eyes.
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- Ah.
- He has that same look he had
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when he beat those grown-ups
in that hot-dog-eating contest.
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Yeah.
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Well, you know Valley Glen
Prep's robotics team
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has always been pretty intense.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Remember my friend Samir?
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Of course I do. He was
your only brown friend.
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Yeah, he was on the robotics
team, and the stress got to him.
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- Really?
- Yep.
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He had a breakdown,
converted to Mormonism,
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and ended up going to college in Utah.
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Almost got kicked out
for drinking an iced tea.
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Wow.
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- All because of robots?
- Yep.
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But, you know, that's what makes
what you're doing so amazing.
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You're just throwing caution to the wind
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and chucking Jack into the deep
end with no life jacket.
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Uh-huh. That's what I'm doing.
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But both of us know
he is gonna do great things.
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Uh, yeah, yeah!
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Yeah, bo... both of us know that.
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You know, I am so proud of you.
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You probably don't hear this
enough, but you're a great dad.
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Junior's pep talk spun me out.
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I had to make sure Jack wasn't
going to take another loss.
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- Okay, hey, babe?
- Yeah.
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Uh, maybe we need to
pull Jack out of this.
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- What?
- This doesn't look too safe.
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I mean, look, that...
that kid over there
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is using electrical tools.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Jack could lose a finger.
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A-And what do you do
with this thing, huh?
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B... Ow!
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- Dre.
- What?
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You make coffee. It's a coffee maker.
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What happened to being
all-in for robotics?
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This is the reason I discourage you
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from coming to school functions.
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Okay, look, look, it's just that Jack
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finally got that fire back in his eyes,
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and if he fails at this,
that fire might go out forever.
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Well, if he's gonna get
into robotics, baby,
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there's some things I need to know.
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Like, how much is this gonna cost us?
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Because this stuff, it looks expensive.
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I mean, there's supplies for the robots,
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pictures with the robots, robot food.
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I just don't want to get scammed.
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- Okay.
- Oh, speaking of scams.
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- No, no. No, I...
- Hey, hey, Biggs.
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Uh, what kind of money grab
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y'all got going on with this here?
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This is all included in tuition,
Mr. Johnson.
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I'm so sorry.
He hasn't eaten lunch today.
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Oh. Wow.
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What are you doing, Dre?
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No, Bow, what are you doing?
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I don't think Jack
is ready for this, babe.
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Hey, guys. Check out my robot.
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Oh, wow. Your robot?
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- Take a look.
- Enter command.
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- You built this?
- Yeah, I built this from scratch,
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and then I coded a few simple commands.
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Watch.
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Simple commands?
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Son, you gave this thing life.
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You are a life giver.
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My son is a genius, everybody!
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A genius. He get it from his daddy.
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You said you weren't bringing him.
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- He said he wasn't coming.
- Genius!
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I was proud of Jack and his
robot, even if it was named
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after my least favorite Laker.
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Ooh! LeBot James does it again!
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All right. Let's run it once more
from the top, all right?
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Can you make it do that again?
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Of course I can, Dad. I programmed it.
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Okay. Yes, you did program it.
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Yes, you did!
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"Star Wars" ain't got nothing on you.
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- Hey, Bow.
- Yeah?
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Put your phone down and come over here
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and look at your son's greatness.
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- Uh...
- He's a genius.
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Where was all this enthusiasm
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when I did the half-marathon?
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Well, I was half-happy for you.
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Please continue
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to intellectually distance
yourself from this man.
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I love that you're doing
robotics, sweetie.
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Hey, not as much as I love it.
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All right. I'm gonna shut
LBJ down for the night.
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It's all about load management
before regionals.
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- Mm.
- You do that, son.
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- So...
- Mm-hmm.
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- Well, good night, LeBot.
- Ooh! Good night.
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Hey, Bow.
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Can you believe that Jack
is a science kid?
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I was not expecting this.
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All the dreams that died
when Junior dropped out,
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they've come back to life.
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Yeah, well, I'm gonna be there
for him and his team,
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- whatever they need.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm talking about computers, batteries,
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money, girls.
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- Not the girls. No.
- Ah.
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Maybe... Maybe something
a little more practical.
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- Oh. Okay.
- Uh-huh.
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- Tracksuits.
- Ah!
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Yeah, you know, ladies love
a dude in a tracksuit.
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- Yeah.
- Hey, you know what?
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This is opening up
a whole new world, Bow.
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Tell me about it.
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We've got to re-evaluate
our plans for this kid.
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- Got to aim higher.
- Mm-hmm.
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- More math, more science in high school.
- Yeah.
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- Dre?
- What?
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What about engineering college?
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- I'm with you.
- Yeah.
254
00:09:12,796 --> 00:09:14,495
He gets accepted into a great college...
255
00:09:14,564 --> 00:09:16,798
- Yeah.
- ...the government recruits him?
256
00:09:16,867 --> 00:09:18,132
- Oh, my God.
- Bow.
257
00:09:18,201 --> 00:09:21,135
- Yes?
- This is our ticket
258
00:09:21,204 --> 00:09:26,140
into the Apocalypse bunker
under the Denver Airport.
259
00:09:26,209 --> 00:09:30,178
There's gonna be Black people in
the future because of our son.
260
00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,512
Yes!
261
00:09:31,615 --> 00:09:34,616
And that's how my grandmother
single-handedly overcame
262
00:09:34,684 --> 00:09:38,686
the institutional racism of the
United States Postal Service.
263
00:09:38,755 --> 00:09:41,189
Excuse me? So, you're saying Compton
264
00:09:41,291 --> 00:09:44,559
never had a Black mail lady before 1973?
265
00:09:44,761 --> 00:09:46,895
It did not. Let me finish my story.
266
00:09:47,831 --> 00:09:49,264
Much like Jackie Robinson,
267
00:09:49,332 --> 00:09:51,232
it took a certain kind
of person to endure...
268
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,277
Me again.
269
00:09:52,302 --> 00:09:54,102
Sorry to be that guy,
270
00:09:54,204 --> 00:09:56,638
but looks like there
were quite a few Black women
271
00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:59,040
who worked there before 1973.
272
00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:02,677
But this is what my grandma told me.
273
00:10:02,779 --> 00:10:04,712
It's okay, Diane, my grandmother told me
274
00:10:04,814 --> 00:10:06,514
Obama was born in Kenya,
275
00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:09,484
and now she doesn't come
to Thanksgiving anymore.
276
00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:11,352
No, no, no, you have to understand,
277
00:10:11,454 --> 00:10:15,123
my grandmother was the first
Black mail carrier in Compton.
278
00:10:15,225 --> 00:10:17,191
That's why Quincy Jones
chose her to personally
279
00:10:17,294 --> 00:10:19,794
deliver his Grammy...
280
00:10:21,364 --> 00:10:23,231
Oh...
281
00:10:24,968 --> 00:10:27,035
Uh, can I get an extension?
282
00:10:27,137 --> 00:10:30,338
- It doesn't matter at this point.
- Okay.
283
00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:31,906
The Super Bowl of robotics
284
00:10:31,975 --> 00:10:34,409
is called the FIRST Robotics
Competition.
285
00:10:34,477 --> 00:10:36,744
And the same way
the Mannings play football,
286
00:10:36,813 --> 00:10:39,380
the Johnsons were about
to become robot people.
287
00:10:39,449 --> 00:10:42,183
- Go, Jack!
- You got this, baby!
288
00:10:42,252 --> 00:10:43,985
Isn't it nice that one of our kids
289
00:10:44,054 --> 00:10:46,721
has finally found a sport
that makes sense?
290
00:10:46,823 --> 00:10:50,425
Oh, and Jack is so
enthusiastic about this.
291
00:10:50,493 --> 00:10:53,061
Way more realistic than him
joining the A$AP mob.
292
00:10:53,163 --> 00:10:54,529
Mm-hmm. Oh, oh.
293
00:10:54,597 --> 00:10:56,297
Looks like Jack is up next.
294
00:10:56,399 --> 00:10:57,865
Those judges better be nice to him.
295
00:10:57,968 --> 00:10:59,467
I know how to put somebody in a coma
296
00:10:59,569 --> 00:11:00,969
without leaving any evidence.
297
00:11:01,071 --> 00:11:02,804
That's why I love you.
298
00:11:02,872 --> 00:11:04,272
- Oh, hey!
- Here he goes!
299
00:11:04,341 --> 00:11:05,540
- Hey.
- Hey, hey.
300
00:11:05,569 --> 00:11:06,592
- Uh-huh.
- Good job, sweetheart.
301
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,242
- Good job.
- My son, he programmed that.
302
00:11:08,311 --> 00:11:11,379
He's gonna work for NASA.
Yeah, Black Bill Gates.
303
00:11:11,481 --> 00:11:12,613
Black Bill Gates!
304
00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:13,658
Black Bill Gates!
305
00:11:13,683 --> 00:11:14,749
BBG!
306
00:11:14,818 --> 00:11:16,417
- Way to go, Jack!
- Whoo-whoo!
307
00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:17,688
That's our kid.
308
00:11:20,056 --> 00:11:21,389
- Okay!
- Oh!
309
00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:22,924
They have a flair
for the dramatic, I see.
310
00:11:23,026 --> 00:11:25,426
Look at this!
It's like a stage show in Vegas.
311
00:11:25,528 --> 00:11:26,561
All right!
312
00:11:33,303 --> 00:11:35,169
- Oh. Okay. Wow.
- Whoa.
313
00:11:35,238 --> 00:11:37,171
Wow!
314
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:41,509
Why are those robots so big
and... and Jack's is so...
315
00:11:41,611 --> 00:11:43,211
Dinky.
316
00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:45,747
I think the word
you're looking for is dinky.
317
00:11:47,517 --> 00:11:48,950
My kid programmed that one.
318
00:11:49,052 --> 00:11:50,852
Whoa.
319
00:11:50,954 --> 00:11:52,820
Oh.
320
00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:55,023
You boned me, Grandma.
321
00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:58,159
I told your little postal story
to my class, and it's all lies.
322
00:11:58,228 --> 00:12:00,795
I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding.
323
00:12:00,864 --> 00:12:02,096
It was no misunderstanding.
324
00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:03,898
Our grandmother straight-up lies.
325
00:12:03,967 --> 00:12:05,333
She doesn't lie.
326
00:12:05,402 --> 00:12:07,735
She's just lived an incredible life.
327
00:12:07,837 --> 00:12:08,970
Uh, Grandma, you can prove
328
00:12:09,072 --> 00:12:10,972
that you were Pam Grier's
body double, right?
329
00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:13,841
W-Well, yeah. I mean...
330
00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:16,978
But Magic Johnson is your cousin, right?
331
00:12:17,047 --> 00:12:20,882
Well, if you go back far enough,
I know he is.
332
00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:23,217
My application to the Navajo Nation
333
00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:25,153
is coming back rejected, isn't it?
334
00:12:25,255 --> 00:12:28,456
How could you let me buy
all that turquoise?
335
00:12:28,558 --> 00:12:31,125
Look, I-I don't have to explain myself
336
00:12:31,194 --> 00:12:34,162
to some grown-ass man
who thought his light eyes
337
00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:36,164
were gonna get him a casino check.
338
00:12:36,232 --> 00:12:37,632
You made me humiliate myself
339
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:40,234
in front of my entire class, Grandma.
340
00:12:40,303 --> 00:12:42,403
Forget it. I'm just gonna
go with Mom's story
341
00:12:42,472 --> 00:12:44,906
of when she found that potato
that looked like Tom Hanks.
342
00:12:44,974 --> 00:12:47,708
Hey, Diane. Diane, Diane, wait, wait.
343
00:12:47,777 --> 00:12:50,478
Come on, now. I'm sorry.
344
00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:53,714
I didn't mean to embarrass you
by making up that story.
345
00:12:53,783 --> 00:12:56,451
I just... You know, I thought
I'd say something cool
346
00:12:56,519 --> 00:12:59,020
for all your friends.
347
00:12:59,122 --> 00:13:00,988
But the truth is,
you were right about me.
348
00:13:01,091 --> 00:13:04,492
I just don't have an impressive story.
349
00:13:04,561 --> 00:13:07,428
Hold up, Grandma. That isn't true.
350
00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:11,566
I mean, you raised an entire
family as a single mother.
351
00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:14,969
Junior, half the women on
my block were single mothers.
352
00:13:15,038 --> 00:13:17,505
Well, you're the only person I know
353
00:13:17,607 --> 00:13:18,906
who's fired a gun at someone.
354
00:13:18,975 --> 00:13:21,142
If you were alive in the '70s,
355
00:13:21,211 --> 00:13:22,777
you fired a gun at someone.
356
00:13:22,879 --> 00:13:25,046
That's certainly not a story.
357
00:13:25,148 --> 00:13:28,549
Grandma, you blew up a boat
and got away with it.
358
00:13:28,618 --> 00:13:31,919
Well, I don't know if I got
away with it entirely.
359
00:13:32,021 --> 00:13:36,157
I'm not legally allowed in
or around the ocean.
360
00:13:36,259 --> 00:13:38,659
All right, look, enough of this, okay?
361
00:13:38,728 --> 00:13:40,361
I'm gonna call one of my girlfriends
362
00:13:40,463 --> 00:13:42,897
who served on City Council for 25 years,
363
00:13:42,966 --> 00:13:45,566
and we'll get your paper fixed up, okay?
364
00:13:45,668 --> 00:13:47,568
No, Grandma.
365
00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:49,203
This is it.
366
00:13:49,305 --> 00:13:52,039
This is the assignment.
367
00:13:52,142 --> 00:13:55,632
I'm gonna do it about you, the real you.
368
00:13:57,147 --> 00:14:00,047
The one that inspires me.
369
00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:02,316
To violence without consequence.
370
00:14:03,686 --> 00:14:05,119
Well, in that case,
371
00:14:05,221 --> 00:14:08,022
let me tell you about
the time I found out
372
00:14:08,124 --> 00:14:11,292
how much arsenic
wouldn't kill your grandfather.
373
00:14:11,394 --> 00:14:13,361
- Okay.
- Yeah.
374
00:14:13,429 --> 00:14:17,431
There they go...
two very dangerous women.
375
00:14:23,606 --> 00:14:25,273
Way to go, Kevin!
376
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:27,208
Uh, hey. Uh, excuse me.
377
00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:28,910
Uh, what is this?
378
00:14:29,012 --> 00:14:30,845
Uh, this is robotics.
379
00:14:30,914 --> 00:14:33,548
If this is robotics, what
the hell was my son doing?
380
00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:35,550
Uh, his best?
381
00:14:35,652 --> 00:14:39,787
Oh, I hope not, because those
robots are doing windmill dunks.
382
00:14:39,856 --> 00:14:41,989
Jack's robot couldn't even
make it to the gym.
383
00:14:42,091 --> 00:14:45,693
Hey, how can kids this young
build robots like this?
384
00:14:45,795 --> 00:14:47,161
It's not that tough.
385
00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:50,698
All you really need is a basic
understanding of C or C++.
386
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,301
I take it you're not
talking about grades.
387
00:14:53,403 --> 00:14:55,169
No.
388
00:14:55,271 --> 00:14:56,671
How do you know so much about this, man?
389
00:14:56,773 --> 00:14:58,906
What are you, a-a rocket scientist?
390
00:14:58,975 --> 00:15:01,842
Aerospace engineer,
but I won't bust your balls.
391
00:15:01,945 --> 00:15:03,477
Oh, no.
392
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,279
My son's playing checkers
393
00:15:05,381 --> 00:15:09,450
while the robots these kids
designed are playing chess.
394
00:15:09,552 --> 00:15:11,686
We're all in over our heads.
395
00:15:11,788 --> 00:15:13,154
Jack is doomed.
396
00:15:13,256 --> 00:15:14,589
Ah, hey, Dad.
397
00:15:14,691 --> 00:15:16,724
Hey! There's my boy genius!
398
00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:18,426
Ha. Look. Isn't it cool?
399
00:15:18,528 --> 00:15:20,494
It's a real medal,
not like the fake ones
400
00:15:20,563 --> 00:15:22,129
Pops wears to get on airplanes early.
401
00:15:22,198 --> 00:15:23,631
Ah. You know what, son?
402
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,499
I'm proud of you, man. That's great.
403
00:15:25,602 --> 00:15:27,935
You know, I wasn't sure about robotics,
404
00:15:28,037 --> 00:15:29,337
but now I'm really feeling it.
405
00:15:29,439 --> 00:15:31,005
Who knows what this could lead to?
406
00:15:31,107 --> 00:15:32,707
I could become an engineer.
407
00:15:32,809 --> 00:15:35,276
- Yeah.
- Oh, I could end up working for NASA.
408
00:15:35,378 --> 00:15:36,711
Uh-huh.
409
00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:38,779
I could end up being on the design team
410
00:15:38,881 --> 00:15:40,681
that comes up with
the next space shuttle.
411
00:15:40,783 --> 00:15:43,184
Well, I don't know about
the space shuttle, son.
412
00:15:43,286 --> 00:15:44,485
What?
413
00:15:44,587 --> 00:15:45,987
Hey, you did great out there,
414
00:15:46,089 --> 00:15:47,688
and I'm proud of you, you know,
415
00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:51,225
but only the best of the best
get to work on stuff like that.
416
00:15:51,327 --> 00:15:53,261
So I can't be the best of the best?
417
00:15:53,363 --> 00:15:57,131
I'm just saying maybe we should
manage your expectations.
418
00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,267
You're telling me
to manage expectations?
419
00:15:59,369 --> 00:16:01,869
You got a 2019
Clippers championship tattoo
420
00:16:01,971 --> 00:16:03,838
before the season started.
421
00:16:03,906 --> 00:16:06,674
Wow. I didn't expect you to
become one of the haters, Dad.
422
00:16:06,776 --> 00:16:09,243
- What?
- You know I'm allergic.
423
00:16:16,055 --> 00:16:19,593
I had let my son down
by telling him the truth.
424
00:16:19,648 --> 00:16:24,156
Which is why I always say,
"Lying saves lives."
425
00:16:24,226 --> 00:16:26,163
Hey. Where's Jack?
426
00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:27,980
I don't know. He's, uh, you know,
427
00:16:28,049 --> 00:16:29,215
- probably getting an ice cream...
- Oh.
428
00:16:29,283 --> 00:16:30,516
...or hanging out with his friends
429
00:16:30,585 --> 00:16:32,098
or crying in a corner
430
00:16:32,176 --> 00:16:33,739
because his father
doesn't believe in him.
431
00:16:33,841 --> 00:16:35,083
What did you do?
432
00:16:35,146 --> 00:16:36,746
Jack said he wanted to build rockets,
433
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:39,600
and I might have said
that he couldn't do it.
434
00:16:39,702 --> 00:16:41,636
- Dre.
- What?
435
00:16:41,838 --> 00:16:44,271
The brave men and women
of the space program
436
00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:45,673
put themselves in enough danger.
437
00:16:45,742 --> 00:16:47,775
What was I supposed to do, huh?
438
00:16:47,844 --> 00:16:49,910
He's acting like robotics is his future.
439
00:16:50,013 --> 00:16:51,245
Maybe it is.
440
00:16:51,347 --> 00:16:52,346
- Bow.
- Yeah?
441
00:16:52,415 --> 00:16:54,148
- Look around you.
- Huh? What?
442
00:16:54,217 --> 00:16:56,617
All right. Jack is in way over his head,
443
00:16:56,686 --> 00:16:58,285
and we can't help him catch up,
444
00:16:58,354 --> 00:17:00,554
because we are in way
over our heads, too, Bow.
445
00:17:00,579 --> 00:17:01,599
- N-No...
- You know what?
446
00:17:01,624 --> 00:17:03,292
Name me two jobs at NASA.
447
00:17:03,363 --> 00:17:05,659
- Uh, okay. Uh, astronaut and...
- Mm-hmm.
448
00:17:05,714 --> 00:17:06,827
...hidden figure.
449
00:17:06,896 --> 00:17:08,629
- See? And you're the science parent.
- Okay.
450
00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:10,431
How is this gonna be his thing?
451
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,801
Dre, maybe his thing
is just enjoying himself
452
00:17:13,870 --> 00:17:16,303
and... and discovering a new interest.
453
00:17:16,372 --> 00:17:18,773
But is that enough?
454
00:17:18,841 --> 00:17:22,443
I want to do more, but I don't
want to see him fail again.
455
00:17:22,545 --> 00:17:24,979
Maybe there isn't more
for you to do, Dre.
456
00:17:25,048 --> 00:17:28,049
Maybe it's just about cheering him on
457
00:17:28,117 --> 00:17:30,551
when he has a great day like today.
458
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,353
Yeah.
459
00:17:32,455 --> 00:17:33,854
He did do good today, didn't he?
460
00:17:33,956 --> 00:17:35,956
- Yes, he did.
- Yeah, well, slow your roll.
461
00:17:36,025 --> 00:17:37,291
- He didn't kill it.
- Dre. Come on.
462
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,793
- I mean, the robot arm, it...
- Sorry.
463
00:17:38,861 --> 00:17:40,768
- Oh.
- But I couldn't help overhearing.
464
00:17:40,799 --> 00:17:41,904
- Okay.
- You know,
465
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,270
when I first got into inventing,
466
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:44,748
my parents didn't get it either.
467
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:45,723
Mm-hmm.
468
00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:48,202
But they supported it, and
that meant the world to me.
469
00:17:48,304 --> 00:17:49,837
Okay, you know, buddy,
I don't mean to c-cut you off,
470
00:17:49,906 --> 00:17:53,107
but, uh, I don't really talk to weirdos
471
00:17:53,176 --> 00:17:55,409
at, uh, robotic competitions, you know?
472
00:17:55,478 --> 00:17:57,178
- It's just how I was raised.
- Oh, no.
473
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,579
I get that a lot.
474
00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:00,873
- Yeah, I bet you do.
- Okay, Dre.
475
00:18:00,919 --> 00:18:03,685
- What?
- You just called Dean Kamen a weirdo.
476
00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:05,916
Look. Yeah, that man right there.
477
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,321
Correction... you let me
478
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,156
call Dean Kamen a weirdo.
479
00:18:09,225 --> 00:18:11,258
This one is on you. Hey, hey, Dean!
480
00:18:11,327 --> 00:18:14,795
Hey, is Pluto still a planet,
or is it just a star now?!
481
00:18:18,034 --> 00:18:19,333
Hey.
482
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,235
That's a good spot for that.
483
00:18:21,337 --> 00:18:23,237
I put it with my basketball trophy
484
00:18:23,306 --> 00:18:25,206
and the hot-dog-eating contest.
485
00:18:25,274 --> 00:18:27,441
Ah, it really tells "The Story of Jack."
486
00:18:27,510 --> 00:18:30,843
Oh, let me read this story of Jack.
487
00:18:34,016 --> 00:18:36,083
Hey, son.
488
00:18:36,152 --> 00:18:38,552
I just want to say I'm sorry
for what I said before.
489
00:18:38,654 --> 00:18:40,087
You were right.
490
00:18:40,189 --> 00:18:41,489
I was hatin' for a minute.
491
00:18:41,591 --> 00:18:44,859
But the truth is...
492
00:18:44,927 --> 00:18:47,628
I just want to let you know
I'm proud of you.
493
00:18:47,697 --> 00:18:49,930
You know, this whole robot thing
494
00:18:50,032 --> 00:18:52,506
is new to me and kind of scary.
495
00:18:52,576 --> 00:18:54,502
Of course it's scary to you.
496
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:56,898
- You were born before the light bulb.
- Hmm?
497
00:18:56,923 --> 00:18:59,318
Robotics was scary for me,
too, in the beginning,
498
00:18:59,343 --> 00:19:01,408
but then I saw that you learn
more from your failures
499
00:19:01,477 --> 00:19:02,977
than you do from your successes.
500
00:19:03,045 --> 00:19:05,012
All right. Yeah!
501
00:19:05,114 --> 00:19:06,313
A-And that's not all.
502
00:19:06,382 --> 00:19:08,883
It made me realize that I can
apply that to everything.
503
00:19:08,985 --> 00:19:11,352
School, TikToks, cooking.
504
00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:13,487
Today I made a ham
and peanut butter sandwich.
505
00:19:13,589 --> 00:19:16,223
- That was a hard fail.
- Mm.
506
00:19:16,292 --> 00:19:19,193
But... But, hey, tomorrow
I can try ham and jelly.
507
00:19:19,295 --> 00:19:20,661
Who knows?
508
00:19:20,763 --> 00:19:22,696
Yeah, son. Who knows?
509
00:19:22,799 --> 00:19:25,633
I think robotics is your thing.
510
00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:29,303
Yeah, I'm... I'm happy that
you're learning from this
511
00:19:29,372 --> 00:19:31,172
and that you're so into it.
512
00:19:31,274 --> 00:19:33,407
I'm proud of you, Mr. Roboto.
513
00:19:34,677 --> 00:19:36,210
Thanks, Dad.
514
00:19:36,312 --> 00:19:39,113
Hey, let's get serious for a second.
515
00:19:39,215 --> 00:19:42,683
Whose job do you think will be
replaced by a robot first?
516
00:19:42,785 --> 00:19:45,119
Mine or your mother's?
517
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,122
Probably Mom's.
518
00:19:48,224 --> 00:19:50,658
Yes!
519
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,560
Because yours won't exist in five years.
520
00:19:52,662 --> 00:19:53,727
Uh...
521
00:19:56,481 --> 00:19:58,949
But I don't have any savings, son.
522
00:20:00,294 --> 00:20:03,255
...and that's how my grandmother
found herself in maritime jail
523
00:20:03,341 --> 00:20:04,669
with a snitch named Sheila,
524
00:20:04,742 --> 00:20:07,326
and, as you can tell
from my earlier stories...
525
00:20:07,396 --> 00:20:09,029
Ruby don't like no snitch!
526
00:20:09,123 --> 00:20:10,255
Exactly.
527
00:20:10,357 --> 00:20:12,491
I'm sorry, I just have
a problem believing that
528
00:20:12,593 --> 00:20:14,526
if you grandmother caused
all this physical
529
00:20:14,628 --> 00:20:16,795
and mental damage,
that she could coexist
530
00:20:16,897 --> 00:20:18,363
in the same house as your grandfather.
531
00:20:18,466 --> 00:20:20,833
Oh, be quiet, Jackson!
532
00:20:20,935 --> 00:20:23,335
Now, tell us more about
your grandmother.
533
00:20:23,437 --> 00:20:27,573
I'm feeling powerful,
like when I listen to Lizzo.
534
00:20:27,675 --> 00:20:31,777
Okay. Well, the year was 1983.
535
00:20:31,879 --> 00:20:34,379
A young Terry McMillan
watched my grandma
536
00:20:34,482 --> 00:20:36,348
throw a bunch of
my grandfather's clothes
537
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:37,883
into his car.
538
00:20:37,985 --> 00:20:41,520
And the rest will live in
cinematic and literary history.
539
00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:45,773
Wow. Wow.
540
00:20:45,835 --> 00:20:50,835
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