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The world is filled
with famous power couples.
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You've got People magazine's
Sexiest Man Alive John Legend
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and real people's Sexiest
Woman Alive Chrissy Teigen.
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Then, of course, there's former
President and First Lady
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Barack and Michelle Obama.
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And future President and First Lady
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Will Smith and Jada Pinkett.
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You know he'd win if he ran.
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And who could forget
Sherman Oaks' very own
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Andre and Rainbow Johnson?
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With me as Senior VP of Urban Marketing
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at a major advertising firm
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and Bow as the flyest,
most beautiful doctor
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since Dr. Quinn,
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Dre and B were giving Jay & Bey
a run for their money.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, right!
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Uh-huh.
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Right!
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Uh-huh!
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- Uh-huh.
- Hey!
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Who put my "Black Panther" mug
in the dishwasher?
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This is hand-wash-only!
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Oh, my God! Thank you so much!
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Um, y... No, you have a good day.
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- Bye!
- Bye!
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Bow, this is a collector's item.
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You can't get these anymore!
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- Dre!
- What?
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That was Dr. Lester
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from the California Board of Medicine!
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So?
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Ahh!
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They want me on the board.
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What?
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My wife is better than
all you suckers' wives!
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Hey, hey, man!
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What board is your wife on, huh?
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She probably in the house making
them wack-ass candles!
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That's not even
what the ocean smell like!
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My wife is on the board!
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T-That's it! Run!
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You'll never catch my wife!
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She's so far ahead of you!
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When Tom Cruise acts a fool
in public for his woman,
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it's crazy.
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When a Black man does it, it's love.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Whew!
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The Garretts thought they were flexin'
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when their daughter was on
"16 and Pregnant,"
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but, Bow, you are the one!
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- Me?
- You the one!
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- Me.
- Uh-huh!
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Aw, Dre!
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No one is a bigger, more
aggressive champion than you.
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You are the Clipper Darrell of my life.
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Let's go, Rainbow!
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- Let's go, Rai...
- Whoa, whoa! Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah.
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Mom, does this mean that you
own the hospital now?
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Or that you only do surgeries
on celebrities?
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No, no. I just have
more responsibility now.
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And I get to do great things
not just for my hospital,
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- but also for the city.
- Mm.
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And I'm ready for it, you guys.
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Because while other children
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were doing "Pretty Pretty Princess,"
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I was practicing finding veins
on my teddy bear.
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- Mm-hmm!
- Wow!
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You sound like a fun kid.
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Watch it, Ruby.
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I'll start lobbying against Medicare.
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Oh, I'm scared.
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You know, I am proud of you, mom.
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This marks phase two of your life plan,
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where you break away from
the pack and join the elite.
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- Boom!
- Which sets us up for phase three...
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you and me living "Grey Gardens"-style
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in a mansion built upon your legacy!
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What the hell is "Grey Gardens"?
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Sounds like a strip club
that closes at 6:00.
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- No.
- Y-You know what?
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Don't even worry about it, Bow. I got you.
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Let's go, Rainbow!
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Okay, okay, what do we want
for dinner, you guys?
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You guys want pizza?
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- Pepperoni. Yes. Yes.
- Pepperoni. Yes.
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Pizza!
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Two crazy old ladies who live
in a broke-down mansion?
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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If I believed in therapy...
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Mm.
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Wow. Dre, board member.
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That's... That's impressive.
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I mean, Connor and I, we...
we've donated dozens of cadavers
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to the medical community over the years
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and haven't been asked to join
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as much as an advisory committee.
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Well, don't feel sad, buddy.
It doesn't happen for everyone.
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You know, maybe one day,
you'll be on our level.
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Well... not really your level.
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More like Bow's level.
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Bow's level? What are you talking about?
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Dre, come on.
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She's a doctor on the board
of a prestigious hospital,
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and you... well, you sell
flavored mayonnaise to shut-ins.
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So it's not even a fair fight, Dre.
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It's like a sumo wrestler versus
a kid with tuberculosis.
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Which I have seen live.
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The kid won.
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They shouldn't have allowed handguns.
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You know what? You guys are crazy.
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We are equals.
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That's what makes us a power couple.
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Ohh!
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- Power couple!
- What?
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You're... Y-You're not a power couple.
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But it's not a big deal, Dre.
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I mean, I'd love to be
someone's beta husband.
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- Beta husband?
- Oh, yeah.
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I love it when a woman takes
control in the boardroom.
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And the bedroom.
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Especially in the bedroom because, uh...
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whoo, boy.
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That whole thing can get real confusing.
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Look, Dre, if you can't handle being
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Mister-Doctor Rainbow Johnson...
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Eh...
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...then Charlie Telphy will step in.
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I already got vanity plates.
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Dre, Charlie's right.
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It's time to get out
of this relationship.
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You've given it the old college try.
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You've saddled her with five
kids, but she just keeps going.
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And now she's eclipsing you.
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So, what? Pull the rip cord.
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You guys have got this all wrong.
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We are a team.
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Mm-hmm. A team.
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A team like Sonny and Cher.
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Or the Queen of England
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and that guy that's not
the King of England.
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I'm not taking advice from
three guys with no wives.
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What Bow and I have is special.
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All right, tonight's
feature is "Troll 2."
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Just one more, and we'll be
through the whole Trollogy.
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I hope this one's better
than the last one.
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Well, they must get better,
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or else Hollywood wouldn't have
made three of them.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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No, it's cool. I can clear a path.
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Watch.
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See that? Right?
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Or... maybe we just watch
in Diane's room?
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Yeah, mine doesn't look like
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the inside of Terrence Howard's brain.
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You know, I don't really remember
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what your room looks like, Diane,
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but if it's anything like you,
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I bet it's got to be impressive.
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Yes, it's my sanctuary.
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But don't be thirsty.
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Ta-da!
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Wow, Diane.
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It's so...
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Cool? Charming? Cute?
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I was going to say Eh."
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What's that?
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He said, "Eh."
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I mean, I was expecting stolen artwork
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or a throne made of
endangered tiger bones.
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This is so... not you.
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What?
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Did you see how many things
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are plugged into
this one extension cord?
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I did.
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Let's just watch it in my room.
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Now that I Febrezed it,
your eyes won't water.
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Ouch.
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Truth hurts, sis,
but it needed to be said.
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Says the guy who had
Stone Cold Steve Austin sheets
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until he was 16.
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Look, your room clearly
needs a facelift,
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and I wanted to start design work
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to enhance my Stevens & Lido portfolio.
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Maybe if you could can the sass,
we could work together.
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Fine.
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I'll prepare the mood boards.
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Those clowns at Stevens & Lido
didn't know anything
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about what makes
a marriage of equals work.
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Fortunately, I didn't have that problem.
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Flower delivery for the sexiest member
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of the California Board of Medicine.
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Ohh, I don't know. I beg to differ.
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Have you seen Dr. Feldstein
without his glasses?
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Oh, boy, if he gets contacts,
mm, watch out.
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Dre, look what came in the mail.
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- What's that?
- This is an invitation
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to the Board's annual Fundraising Gala,
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the biggest event of the year.
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We've officially arrived.
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Let me see that, baby.
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Move! Let me see that, baby.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Board Member Baby.
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- Thank you so much.
- Mm.
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I got some people on Instagram
that I want to stunt on.
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Really?
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And we were ready to take our
victory lap together,
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as Dr. Rainbow Johnson and...
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guest?!
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Guest?
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Oh, man!
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Looks like you stunted on yourself.
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Oh, my God!
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We weren't Jay-Z and Beyoncé.
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We were Sonny and Cher!
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It's "The Dre and Bow Comedy Hour,"
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starring Bow!
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What?
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Why does it say "and guest," Bow?
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My name is Andre Johnson,
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and I am not some piece of meat
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that you can just trot out
to impress your friends.
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What are you talking about?
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- It says "and guest" on the invitation.
- Yeah, I see it.
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Is that what it's gonna say
on my name tag?
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It's a gala.
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They're not gonna have me put
a sticker on my gown.
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Could be a pin.
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This is nothing for you
to be upset about.
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I was the last person invited, Dre.
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The event planners just
don't have your name.
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It's no big deal.
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Seriously, no big deal.
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That's what it is.
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Everything is their fault!
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'Cause I am still great.
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Yes, you are, Dre.
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And that is why I am so happy
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that you are gonna be there with me,
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because I wouldn't be there
if it weren't for you.
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- No, you wouldn't.
- Mnh-mnh.
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- Because we are a team.
- Yes, we are.
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And speaking of teamwork,
let's go in on this dinner.
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Ooh. Sorry.
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Got to hop on a conference call
for the board.
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Speaking of which, Thursday
nights are our meetings,
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so I'm gonna need you to pick up
Jack from robotics.
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Don't even worry about it.
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Because we are a power couple,
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- and this is what power couples do.
- Yeah.
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So, we are gonna turn
this gala into Lob City.
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Bam!
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After you, my queen.
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- Rainbow Johnson.
- Yeah.
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I'm with her.
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Uh, I am here for whatever
you need, okay?
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If you need me to be your body man
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to remember somebody's name,
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00:09:44,769 --> 00:09:46,101
I'm your guy.
262
00:09:46,203 --> 00:09:47,303
All right. Oh, oh, oh.
263
00:09:47,371 --> 00:09:49,938
Don't look now, but one
of the actors from "Mad Men"
264
00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:51,273
is coming over.
265
00:09:51,342 --> 00:09:53,509
Mm-hmm. Right there.
266
00:09:54,478 --> 00:09:55,844
That's Mayor Garcetti.
267
00:09:55,946 --> 00:09:57,246
Oh, he looks taller in person.
268
00:09:57,348 --> 00:09:58,681
- Dr. Johnson.
- Hi! Hey!
269
00:09:58,749 --> 00:10:01,283
We are so glad to finally
get you on the board.
270
00:10:01,352 --> 00:10:02,451
Oh, goodness.
271
00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:03,986
Mayor Garcetti, this is
my husband. This is Dre.
272
00:10:04,055 --> 00:10:05,454
- Oh, nice to meet you, Jay.
- It's actually... actually...
273
00:10:05,523 --> 00:10:07,089
So, Dr. Johnson, let me introduce you
274
00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,957
to one of the platinum donors
to the board.
275
00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,759
Uh, this is Mr. Campbell.
Brent Campbell.
276
00:10:10,828 --> 00:10:12,361
- How are you?
- He's with the Dodgers.
277
00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:13,595
- Oh, wonderful.
- Oh!
278
00:10:13,664 --> 00:10:15,364
You know, we should get you
to a game sometime.
279
00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:16,865
- Yeah, we'd love to go.
- How are your moves?
280
00:10:16,934 --> 00:10:18,500
- Oh, well...
- We might get on the Dance Cam.
281
00:10:18,569 --> 00:10:19,935
I can floss, you know.
282
00:10:20,004 --> 00:10:21,070
- Oh, my goodness! Look at you!
- Uh-huh.
283
00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:23,005
I cannot do that.
284
00:10:23,107 --> 00:10:24,173
So, Jay, tell me,
285
00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:25,741
are you in the medical
profession, as well?
286
00:10:25,843 --> 00:10:27,576
No, I'm actually a Senior Vice President
287
00:10:27,645 --> 00:10:29,178
at one of the top advertising firms
288
00:10:29,246 --> 00:10:30,512
- here in Southern California.
- Yeah.
289
00:10:30,614 --> 00:10:31,747
Oh.
290
00:10:31,816 --> 00:10:33,749
Well, I... guess we need those, too.
291
00:10:33,818 --> 00:10:35,064
- Nice meeting you.
- Uh, yeah.
292
00:10:35,119 --> 00:10:36,885
- Okay. Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
293
00:10:36,987 --> 00:10:37,953
- Goodbye.
- Bye!
294
00:10:38,022 --> 00:10:39,388
You know, we don't only sell product.
295
00:10:39,490 --> 00:10:40,622
Uh, you know, we've been awarded
296
00:10:40,691 --> 00:10:43,192
for our advocacy work,
as well, in the community.
297
00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:45,461
- There she is, the woman of the hour!
- Oh! Hi!
298
00:10:45,563 --> 00:10:47,329
Hey, Dr. Chubb. How are ya?
299
00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:49,531
Please, you're on the board now.
Call me Reginald.
300
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:50,899
Oh! Okay. Reggie.
301
00:10:50,968 --> 00:10:52,101
Uh, Reginald.
302
00:10:52,169 --> 00:10:53,802
Oh, God, Dr. Chubb, seriously.
303
00:10:53,871 --> 00:10:55,371
It's so much better for me.
304
00:10:55,439 --> 00:10:58,140
You know, I hate to talk
business at a fancy party,
305
00:10:58,209 --> 00:10:59,775
but since I've got you all here,
306
00:10:59,844 --> 00:11:02,010
do you care if we discuss
one board matter?
307
00:11:02,113 --> 00:11:03,278
Not at all!
308
00:11:03,381 --> 00:11:04,446
What's on your mind?
309
00:11:04,548 --> 00:11:06,949
- Yeah... Oh. Well... Oh.
- What?
310
00:11:07,017 --> 00:11:08,684
Sweetheart, you don't
want to stand around
311
00:11:08,786 --> 00:11:10,853
while we talk all
this boring board stuff.
312
00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,688
- You mind getting me a drink?
- Sure. I'll grab you something.
313
00:11:12,790 --> 00:11:14,022
- Thanks, sweetheart.
- All right.
314
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,090
So, what's up?
315
00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:26,101
I think you're really gonna love
what I've drawn up for you.
316
00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:27,403
Mm. It better be good.
317
00:11:27,471 --> 00:11:29,371
I can't get clowned by Mason again.
318
00:11:29,473 --> 00:11:32,241
Okay, so, when you think "Diane's room,"
319
00:11:32,309 --> 00:11:35,144
you think dark, yet sophisticated.
320
00:11:35,246 --> 00:11:36,912
Imagine if the clown from "It"
321
00:11:36,981 --> 00:11:40,949
lived under a mid-century
modern paradise.
322
00:11:41,051 --> 00:11:43,185
I call this...
323
00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,888
The Haunted Existence.
324
00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:47,022
Mm.
325
00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:50,125
- Mm.
- Wow.
326
00:11:50,227 --> 00:11:51,260
This is a miss.
327
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,461
Mm.
328
00:11:52,563 --> 00:11:54,797
Okay. Uh, uh...
329
00:11:54,899 --> 00:11:57,299
What about option number two?
330
00:11:57,401 --> 00:11:59,001
I call this one...
331
00:11:59,069 --> 00:12:03,105
Cleopatra's Lair-r-r.
332
00:12:03,207 --> 00:12:05,007
Should've called it Cleopatra's Miss.
333
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:10,045
Okay, Jack, thank you for
the constructive criticism,
334
00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:13,248
but what really matters
is what Diane thinks.
335
00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:14,783
Mm...
336
00:12:14,885 --> 00:12:16,151
I agree.
337
00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:17,386
This is trash.
338
00:12:17,455 --> 00:12:19,388
- Mm.
- Mnh.
339
00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:22,224
You know what?
Let's forget the design work.
340
00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:24,460
Let's just get loose with it. Huh?
341
00:12:24,528 --> 00:12:25,761
Like jazz!
342
00:12:27,231 --> 00:12:29,031
I call this "design scat."
343
00:12:29,099 --> 00:12:30,899
You just say whatever
comes to your mind.
344
00:12:30,968 --> 00:12:32,000
- Okay.
- Okay.
345
00:12:32,102 --> 00:12:34,102
"Arabian Nights."
346
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,405
Diane in Space.
347
00:12:36,474 --> 00:12:38,207
- Mnh-mnh.
- Old Hollywood!
348
00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:41,176
"Man in the High Castle"!
349
00:12:41,245 --> 00:12:42,411
Anything hitting?
350
00:12:43,814 --> 00:12:45,047
You need me to say it?
351
00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:48,083
Look, I'm gonna have to
do this on my own.
352
00:12:48,152 --> 00:12:49,551
I don't need these streets saying
353
00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:52,521
that Diane Johnson's room is "Eh."
354
00:12:52,623 --> 00:12:53,956
But...
355
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,357
But I have swatches!
356
00:12:55,459 --> 00:12:56,525
It's okay, Junior.
357
00:12:56,594 --> 00:12:58,861
It's her fault for believing in you.
358
00:12:58,963 --> 00:12:59,995
Mm.
359
00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:05,534
Man, we're never gonna make it
out of this line.
360
00:13:05,603 --> 00:13:07,469
Hey, you think if I tell them
my wife's a board member,
361
00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:08,770
they'll let me cut?
362
00:13:08,839 --> 00:13:11,373
Everyone here is
married to someone on the board.
363
00:13:11,475 --> 00:13:13,542
Welcome to life as a plus-one, brother.
364
00:13:13,644 --> 00:13:14,810
You've been benched.
365
00:13:14,912 --> 00:13:16,778
Ha! Benched?
366
00:13:16,881 --> 00:13:19,581
Man, you trippin'. I'm in a $9,000 suit.
367
00:13:20,518 --> 00:13:21,583
I'm a starter.
368
00:13:21,685 --> 00:13:23,485
Look.
369
00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:25,287
I used to think just like you.
370
00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:27,389
But the truth is,
we're just drink-fetching,
371
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,559
polite-chuckling,
purse-holding arm candy.
372
00:13:30,628 --> 00:13:33,428
If you're smart, you'll bring
your own purse hook.
373
00:13:33,497 --> 00:13:35,197
They don't always have them
at the table.
374
00:13:38,836 --> 00:13:40,836
You did that? Oh, my God!
375
00:13:40,938 --> 00:13:42,037
- I keep... Oh!
- Uh, excuse me.
376
00:13:42,139 --> 00:13:43,972
Uh, may I steal
my lovely wife for a minute?
377
00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,407
- Oh.
- Please?
378
00:13:45,509 --> 00:13:47,175
- Yes, of course. I'll be right back.
- Okay. Thank you.
379
00:13:47,278 --> 00:13:48,977
- Oh, my God, Dre.
- Mm-hmm.
380
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:51,914
Holy moly, this is going
way better than I thought.
381
00:13:52,016 --> 00:13:53,015
Yeah.
382
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,683
These people are acting
like I'm one of them.
383
00:13:54,752 --> 00:13:56,585
Kamala Harris and I are
gonna talk politics
384
00:13:56,687 --> 00:13:58,754
over aged Scotch, Dre.
385
00:13:58,822 --> 00:13:59,821
Aged!
386
00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:01,123
- Bow, you don't even like Scotch.
- What?
387
00:14:01,225 --> 00:14:02,824
Who cares? It's Kamala Harris.
388
00:14:02,893 --> 00:14:04,107
I am rocking this room.
389
00:14:04,132 --> 00:14:06,562
Yes, you are, because we are superstars.
390
00:14:06,587 --> 00:14:07,614
Yes, we are.
391
00:14:07,693 --> 00:14:11,166
And I say let's take this
rocking to a more private room.
392
00:14:11,235 --> 00:14:13,456
- Oh.
- Maybe, like, the Four Seasons?
393
00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:16,305
And we can celebrate
your all-star status.
394
00:14:16,373 --> 00:14:18,807
Oh, my God.
We are definitely doing that.
395
00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:20,475
As soon as this wraps up,
396
00:14:20,544 --> 00:14:23,745
we are going directly to the hotel.
397
00:14:23,814 --> 00:14:25,480
- Directly.
- Mnh-mnh. I can't wait that long, babe.
398
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:27,321
- What do you mean?
- Mnh-mnh. I can't wait that long.
399
00:14:27,349 --> 00:14:28,327
- No.
- Don't do... No.
400
00:14:28,352 --> 00:14:30,052
- No.
- Oh, my God, I love it...
401
00:14:30,154 --> 00:14:31,643
These shoulders are gonna
take you right now.
402
00:14:31,668 --> 00:14:32,571
Stop, Dre.
403
00:14:32,596 --> 00:14:33,784
- Come on. Come on, look at this, girl.
- You know I love that.
404
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:34,856
- I'm getting my Teddy Pendergrass on.
- You... No. You are not... No.
405
00:14:34,925 --> 00:14:36,224
I'mma turn off the lights!
406
00:14:36,327 --> 00:14:38,093
You know how much
I love that shoulder roll.
407
00:14:38,162 --> 00:14:39,928
But this gala is not done yet.
408
00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:41,263
It's still going.
409
00:14:41,332 --> 00:14:42,965
Your work here is done.
410
00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:44,299
Let's bounce.
411
00:14:44,401 --> 00:14:45,934
- I can't.
- I...
412
00:14:46,003 --> 00:14:49,538
This is my first event as
a member of the board.
413
00:14:49,607 --> 00:14:51,106
I know you're not about to let
these shoulders go out
414
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:53,474
- in the cold by themselves.
- Don't do it. I'm ignoring you.
415
00:14:53,499 --> 00:14:54,552
- Look at that.
- Nope.
416
00:14:54,576 --> 00:14:56,431
- Lookit, I'm getting taller.
- Stop trying to lure me with sex.
417
00:14:56,456 --> 00:14:58,044
- I'm getting taller.
- Stop it.
418
00:14:58,749 --> 00:15:00,349
Dre, I have to stay here.
419
00:15:00,451 --> 00:15:02,117
You know how important this is to me.
420
00:15:02,219 --> 00:15:03,852
I just want to have some fun
with my wife.
421
00:15:03,877 --> 00:15:04,928
Dre.
422
00:15:04,953 --> 00:15:06,722
I am staying.
423
00:15:06,824 --> 00:15:08,690
You can go if you need to.
424
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:09,858
Seriously.
425
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,693
I get it.
426
00:15:11,795 --> 00:15:13,595
I got this.
427
00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:16,231
I can do this alone.
428
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,532
Okay?
429
00:15:19,436 --> 00:15:22,104
I thought Bow and I were Lob City.
430
00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:25,625
So why did I feel like I just
got cut from the team?
431
00:15:37,151 --> 00:15:39,060
Hey, baby, you're home early.
432
00:15:39,131 --> 00:15:41,896
Mama, I bought that
for Bow to celebrate.
433
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:45,149
Oh. Well... I didn't know.
434
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,879
Where is Rainbow?
435
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,948
Or did you finally come to your senses?
436
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,282
She's still at the gala
437
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,418
with her bougie-ass Illuminati friends.
438
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,786
What happened, baby?
439
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,055
I tried to be the best teammate
for Bow that I could,
440
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,024
but they didn't want to listen to me.
441
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,692
It's like they didn't care
where I was coming from,
442
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,928
like they were only concerned
about what she had to say.
443
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,930
Now, you listen to me.
444
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,732
And listen good.
445
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,535
I would never say this
if she were around,
446
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,938
and I know it's gonna be
difficult for you to hear,
447
00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,341
but Rainbow
448
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,742
is a star.
449
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,145
I know she's a star. That's why we work.
450
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:23,147
- We're both stars.
- Yes.
451
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:26,683
But Rainbow is shining brighter
than you right now.
452
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,787
You can't get your nose
all bent out of shape
453
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,256
just because she's getting
more attention than you.
454
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:35,459
Mama, I'm not some insecure guy
who needs a lot of attention.
455
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:36,994
All right? Recognition, maybe.
456
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:39,530
Praise, sure. Admiration, yeah.
457
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,865
It's not your turn right now.
458
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:46,003
Your wife is having a moment,
and you have to deal with it.
459
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,639
You should be happy for her, Dre.
460
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:51,708
I know I'm supposed to be,
Mama, and I am.
461
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,445
But tonight, it just seems like
I wasn't on her level.
462
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,447
Because you're not.
463
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,851
Are you sure you want to watch "Troll 3"
464
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:01,885
in your room, Diane?
465
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,921
You know, after your criticisms,
466
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:07,758
I sat down and re-evaluated what
I want my room to say about me.
467
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,427
And I think I came up with
just the right thing.
468
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,570
Nothing's changed.
469
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:20,704
That's right.
470
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,873
Nothing's changed, chump.
471
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,908
Over here, you'll see the same bed.
472
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:26,910
Over here, you'll see
the same paint job.
473
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,512
And over there, you'll see the same door
474
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,280
any of you can walk out of
if you don't like it.
475
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,918
I think I speak for everyone
when I say this is a miss.
476
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:35,986
No, it's not.
477
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,121
It's the same room,
478
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,623
but you've brought an edgy
new attitude, Diane.
479
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,893
But we didn't do shiplap
or a feature wall!
480
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:47,197
There's not a single piece of
reclaimed barn wood in here!
481
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,632
I think it's perfect.
482
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,701
Totally you.
483
00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:52,436
I'm sorry about what I said.
484
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,372
I'd love to watch "Troll 3"
in here, if I'm still invited.
485
00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,376
I guess that'd be okay.
486
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:00,511
Great.
487
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,946
Come on, Jack.
Let's go get some popcorn.
488
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,452
Ooh!
489
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,420
I see what's going on here.
490
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,588
You and Mason...
491
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,390
Shut up, Longhead.
There's nothing going on here.
492
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,058
Okay, don't insult me.
493
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,227
I know romantic tension when I feel it.
494
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,029
I watch "Property Brothers."
495
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,400
When I walked back into that gala,
496
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,269
I knew what I had to do.
497
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:28,205
I finally realized I was just as happy
498
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:32,476
being Gabrielle Union as I was
being Dwyane Wade.
499
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,211
Some of these proctologists,
500
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,347
they drink like they are
trying to forget some things.
501
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,549
You know what I mean?
502
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,583
Excuse me.
503
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:40,717
- Hey. Hi.
- Hi.
504
00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:43,453
I, uh... I need to apologize to my wife
505
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,322
for me being in my feelings earlier.
506
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,757
Oh.
507
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:48,525
I-I'll be right back.
508
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,394
- Dre.
- Yes?
509
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:54,164
Baby, I'm so sorry I tried to
get you to leave earlier.
510
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:57,100
All right? I guess I just let
my ego get the best of me.
511
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:58,902
And...
512
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,837
I should have never
left you on your big night.
513
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:01,805
Mm.
514
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:05,075
Thank you for the apology, Dre.
515
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,877
But what happened?
516
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,580
I'm so proud of you becoming
a board member
517
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:10,948
and all of your accomplishments.
518
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:13,483
But seeing you kill it with these VIPs
519
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,986
all night by yourself...
520
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,621
made me feel like you didn't need me.
521
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,189
Oh, babe.
522
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,458
- I don't need you.
- What's that?
523
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,660
I choose you.
524
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,396
I love you, Dre.
525
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,998
So much.
526
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,367
And my life is so much more fulfilling
527
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:33,136
because you are by my side.
528
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:36,607
And that's the way I want it
to be forever...
529
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,543
us right by each other's sides.
530
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:43,447
I wouldn't have it any other way.
531
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,015
Dr. Johnson!
532
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,918
Baker wants to hear your
Peruvian Heimlich story.
533
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,453
Of course!
534
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:50,520
Oh, my goodness.
535
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,955
Oh!
536
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:55,792
So, I set my pride aside
and let my lady do her thing.
537
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:58,829
Hey, if she could
carry five kids for me,
538
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,865
I could carry a purse for her.
539
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,800
Damn, this thing looks small.
540
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,048
But it's got a real ass on it.
541
00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:11,406
Knock-knock.
542
00:20:11,431 --> 00:20:12,864
I hope I'm not disturbing you.
543
00:20:12,966 --> 00:20:15,431
Oh, uh... not at all.
Just doing algebra homework.
544
00:20:15,509 --> 00:20:16,649
Like I'm ever gonna need that.
545
00:20:16,728 --> 00:20:19,337
I have a little surprise for you.
546
00:20:19,439 --> 00:20:22,273
I thought this one could replace
Zoey's old one.
547
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,408
You're way more of
a "Bye" kind of woman.
548
00:20:24,511 --> 00:20:25,476
Aw.
549
00:20:25,578 --> 00:20:27,712
Thank you, Mason.
550
00:20:34,521 --> 00:20:36,420
Whoa! What's going on here?
551
00:20:36,523 --> 00:20:37,955
I don't want this!
552
00:20:39,058 --> 00:20:40,091
Stupid.
553
00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,226
Hmm. Whatever.
554
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:45,229
Come on, Mason. Let's play
"Smash Bros." in my room.
555
00:20:48,368 --> 00:20:49,400
Hey, Mason.
556
00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:51,502
Leave the sign.
557
00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:57,132
It could be our secret.
558
00:21:00,748 --> 00:21:05,748
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