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DRE: When you've been with
your partner for 20-plus years,
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you know how to make them happy.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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I know Tuesdays are long for you, so...
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- [Gasps] Oh!
- Mm-hmm.
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- For me?
- Yes. Just for you.
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Oh, my goodness.
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- Look at this!
- Mm-hmm.
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My mother has taken the twins
and Devante to the movies.
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- [Gasps] So, we're alone?
- No.
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You're alone.
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I'm gonna go run some errands,
so the house is yours.
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- Oh, I love you.
- Mm-hmm.
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I love you, too.
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What are you... What are you
still doing here?
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Oh. I'm gonna get some nuts.
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- Okay, get out. Get out.
- Okay.
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You also know how to do right by them.
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- Dad.
- [Chuckles] Huh?
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This is the best gift ever!
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I didn't even think you knew
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I wanted to start throwing pottery.
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Oh, yeah. [Chuckles]
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Happy birthday, son.
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And you definitely know
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how to get them in a certain mood.
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What are you up to?
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- [Ginuwine's "Pony" plays]
- What?
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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- We got 10 minutes.
- Let's go.
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When you know someone that well,
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you also know
how to blow their world up.
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But in the best relationships,
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you choose not to push those buttons.
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I got Devante into the nature preschool.
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They make their own goat milk.
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♪
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Even if it feels like
they're daring you to.
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www.addic7ed.com
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♪
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What do you mean we got in?
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Okay, we didn't get him in,
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- but we got us an interview.
- [Sighs]
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Devante's gonna be on the cover
of that brochure by spring.
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It's an environmental preschool,
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with an emphasis on social justice.
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We are social justice.
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Okay, why can't we just
have my mother take care of him
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until it's time to go to kindergarten?
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Unh-uh. I'm getting too old
to watch a baby full-time.
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Last week, I lost him at
the playground for 20 minutes.
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- What?
- Ruby!
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It's fine.
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I found him asleep in a tire swing
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while I was talking to
a fine-ass park ranger.
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[Chuckling] Hey. Ooh.
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See?
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Why can't he go to the same preschool
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the other kids went to?
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Because we already did
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- the super structured preschool...
- [Groans]
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that focuses on memorization
and repetition.
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Devante is creative, like I was.
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He likes to get his hands in the dirt.
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Devante's gonna thrive
at a school like this,
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- with no schedule, no dress code.
- [Chuckles]
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He gets to walk in the freedom
of his own knowledge path.
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Okay, yeah, but will he learn anything?
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This is about
what he needs to unlearn, Dre.
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♪
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[Radar beeping]
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Captain.
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The enemy's preparing
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to launch a hippie preschool.
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Sir, it's the silent meditation
retreat all over again.
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Prepare the torpedoes.
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We need to go back to shore!
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We need to fire without thinking
about the consequences.
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Stand down, Lieutenant.
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We've got to think about
the greater good.
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The right move now is...
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placation.
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Okay.
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I think you made the right choice.
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Ah, yes.
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[Clears throat]
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I am gonna go confirm our interview.
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And I am going to order me
some therapy Jordans.
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I...
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I'm not even hungry anymore.
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Goat milk?
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Disgusting.
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Big news on Instagram.
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Principal Biggs busted
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Emily Copeland and Cameron Carter's
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eighth grade prank.
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How'd that happen?
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They posted about it with the hashtags
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"#EighthGradePrank"
and "#We'veGotABiggsProblem."
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Mm. That's why my account is private.
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Having zero followers is not
the same as it being private.
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I couldn't help but overhear
you two talking about pranks.
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You know, my year, we planned
the eighth grade prank
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to end all eighth grade pranks.
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How come we never heard of it?
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My grease man's appendix burst.
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So we couldn't execute.
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But if we had,
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imagine how far I could've
ridden that momentum.
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Prom king.
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College mascot.
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President.
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[Scoffs] From a prank?
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Yes.
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Whoever pulls off the eighth grade prank
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starts high school with
a cool factor you can't buy.
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But I can give it to you.
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You can use my old prank plan.
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Oh.
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Might be nice to have a legacy
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other than people on the news saying,
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- "She seemed like the quiet girl."
- See?
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Let me help you become legends.
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Consider it my, um... graduation gift.
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Uh, you said you were
gonna get me a chain.
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I'll also get you a chain.
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- We're in.
- Absolutely.
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- All right.
- We've got to come up with
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- a cool hashtag for this.
- Oh, Friend.
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[Sighs]
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So, I've decided the Novo Nordisk
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"Get Real About Diabetes" campaign
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will be run by Josh.
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- Hey.
- Seriously?
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But Josh knows nothing about diabetes.
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You know who does?
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Uh, wow. You're really setting traps.
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I have diabetes.
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- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
- Does your family know?
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I'm not ashamed of
having type 2 diabetes.
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Everybody thinks
it's for your grandparents,
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but a young cat like me can get it, too.
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CHARLIE: Oh, I see.
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So, as long as you take your medicine,
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then you won't age, like vampires
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or those hikers I saw trapped in ice.
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No, Charlie.
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- It's more than just medication, okay?
- Uh-huh.
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It's about diet and exercise.
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See? There's a lot of
misinformation out there.
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Mm. So...
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you want the campaign?
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I don't think he wants the campaign.
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Yes, I want the campaign!
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- Okay. Okay.
- Look, I-I... I'm sorry.
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I'm a little worked up
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because I have a tour later on today
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for this Manson Family
preschool that Bow likes.
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And I can't tell her
why I hate it without...
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- pushing the button.
- Ah.
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- [Chuckles]
- Oh, the button.
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The button, am I right?
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W-What's the button?
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It's that thing you know
that will cause a fight.
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So, even though it's true,
you can't say it.
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Like when you tell a woman,
"You sound just like your mother."
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Or when you say to her,
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"You've used all your words for today."
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- What?
- Or when you ask her,
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"Why does your sister
look better than you
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when she's three years older?"
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- Mm-hmm.
- Exactly.
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And Bow's button is
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pointing out that she's into
stuff that only white people do,
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even if it is stuff
only white people do.
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But, Dre, you love the stuff that we do.
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Only the good stuff.
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Golf, burrata, generational wealth.
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But this preschool...
oh, man, that's hard cider,
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lacrosse, grown people playing tag.
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Eh, but that's beside the point, okay?
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Bow is biracial,
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and she grew up struggling
with the ideas of identity,
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so to hit her there...
now, that's below the belt.
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That's just asking for a fight,
and it is not worth it.
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Well, it is sort of funny, though.
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I mean, you want to help America
"Get Real About Diabetes"...
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...but you won't get real
with your own wife.
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Wow, that sounds like it's something.
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Did one of you guys write that down?
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- Nope.
- Uh...
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Why don't we have an assistant
in here, huh?
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
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I remember.
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Mm.
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All right.
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- Bow...
- Huh?
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Where's the classroom?
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You're standing in it!
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- What?
- This is it!
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- I don't know, Bow.
- Hi, guys.
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- I don't know.
- Oh. Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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- What?
- Look, I know...
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I know this is uncomfortable.
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- Look at me, sweetie.
- I...
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I know this makes you
uncomfortable, okay?
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But Devante's gonna love it here.
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- [Bugle sounds]
- [Gasps]
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- What was that?
- Ah.
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Teacher Phoenix is ready for us.
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Oh, my God.
That sound makes my soul sing.
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We need to make a good impression.
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I hope we do. Come on. Come on, babe.
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I tried to go into
the interview with an open mind
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because anything was better
than pushing the button.
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[Chicken clucking]
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What?!
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Yo!
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♪
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I'm gonna burn this place to the ground.
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I'd ground my teeth
to the nubs on the ride home,
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but I succeeded in not saying
anything I would regret later.
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- He's so happy.
- Right.
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- Dre.
- Hmm?
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That place brought back
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- so many memories from commune school.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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We used to go out into the forest
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and we would collect flowers
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and then we would bring them back.
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And we would learn about
their properties
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- and their life cycles.
- Mm-hmm.
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But the main thing that I took away
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was the courage that I got
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from being able to explore
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and figure out problems on my own
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- with kindness and empathy.
- Mm-hmm.
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Dre, I know... I know
that you have concerns
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about it not being
a traditional classroom,
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but the truth is that
a non-traditional education
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did pretty well for me,
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Dr. Rainbow Johnson, MD, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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Did you see that they had chickens?
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We can sign them out for the weekend.
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How amazing would it be
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to have a little chicken
running around the house?
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Ooh! Be still, my heart.
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Sir, she's not backing down!
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We've got to make a move now!
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Evasive maneuvers, sir.
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Uh, pretend to get a phone call.
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No, you fool!
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We've got to do something now,
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or Devante's first friend
will be a chicken!
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Fire torpedoes!
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♪
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I'm sorry, Bow,
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00:09:36,628 --> 00:09:38,128
but that's some white [bleep].
261
00:09:38,153 --> 00:09:39,153
[Explosion]
262
00:09:39,254 --> 00:09:40,620
[Alarm blaring]
263
00:09:40,765 --> 00:09:42,665
[Exhales sharply] We've been hit!
264
00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:44,357
♪
265
00:09:44,811 --> 00:09:46,311
Did he just say that to me?
266
00:09:46,494 --> 00:09:48,561
♪
267
00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:51,485
All right, we're 72 hours out.
268
00:09:51,594 --> 00:09:52,793
What's our status?
269
00:09:52,818 --> 00:09:54,861
I was able to get a lot
of the stuff on your list.
270
00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:57,463
- The PVC pipe, the nurse's uniform...
- Mm-hmm.
271
00:09:57,488 --> 00:09:59,484
But we couldn't get
the fiber optic cable
272
00:09:59,509 --> 00:10:00,709
or the fireworks.
273
00:10:00,742 --> 00:10:02,742
Plus, Mason doesn't know kung fu,
274
00:10:02,966 --> 00:10:05,399
and I'm a little racist
for assuming that he did.
275
00:10:05,525 --> 00:10:07,658
Oh, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
276
00:10:07,817 --> 00:10:10,685
- No one is waving the white flag yet.
- [Sighs]
277
00:10:10,753 --> 00:10:12,453
I've got an idea.
278
00:10:14,057 --> 00:10:17,491
I'm getting the old band back together.
279
00:10:17,752 --> 00:10:20,485
Jack, Diane, this is the team
280
00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:21,945
that is gonna write your names
281
00:10:21,970 --> 00:10:24,176
in the Valley Glen history books.
282
00:10:24,516 --> 00:10:28,129
Meet Root Beer, Milkshake, and Lemonade.
283
00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:31,511
Now, you're probably wondering
how we got the codenames.
284
00:10:31,536 --> 00:10:33,036
- Your favorite drinks?
- And...
285
00:10:33,582 --> 00:10:34,782
Maybe.
286
00:10:34,883 --> 00:10:36,183
Root Beer's our scrounger.
287
00:10:36,247 --> 00:10:37,547
Milkshake is on tech.
288
00:10:37,586 --> 00:10:38,786
And Lemonade?
289
00:10:38,787 --> 00:10:40,086
She's the wild card.
290
00:10:40,316 --> 00:10:42,958
I specifically requested
to be the wild card.
291
00:10:43,339 --> 00:10:44,972
Lemonade, you're out.
292
00:10:45,994 --> 00:10:47,638
Mm. Sorry, Tammy.
293
00:10:47,673 --> 00:10:48,905
See you at spin?
294
00:10:49,591 --> 00:10:51,975
Uh, hey, Root Beer, where you going?
295
00:10:52,077 --> 00:10:54,144
- [Door opens]
- She's kind of my ride, so...
296
00:10:54,247 --> 00:10:56,147
- If we pull this off...
- [Door closes]
297
00:10:56,171 --> 00:10:57,669
...you will be getting free rides
298
00:10:57,694 --> 00:11:00,173
for the rest of your life.
299
00:11:00,275 --> 00:11:02,086
[Exhales sharply]
300
00:11:03,231 --> 00:11:05,098
You know just the thing to say to me,
301
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,602
you crazy son of a bitch.
302
00:11:06,627 --> 00:11:07,993
[Chuckles]
303
00:11:09,247 --> 00:11:10,247
I did it.
304
00:11:10,611 --> 00:11:12,011
I pushed the button.
305
00:11:12,459 --> 00:11:14,959
But she needed to hear it,
because if she didn't hear it,
306
00:11:14,984 --> 00:11:17,600
Devante wouldn't have been able
to read before he was 15.
307
00:11:17,864 --> 00:11:19,730
Well, you did the right thing
by your son, Dre.
308
00:11:20,171 --> 00:11:21,490
I'm sure one day he'll recover
309
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,281
from being the product of a divorce.
310
00:11:23,306 --> 00:11:24,405
My sons did.
311
00:11:24,430 --> 00:11:26,930
Except the ones who tried to kill me.
They, uh, they struggled.
312
00:11:27,084 --> 00:11:28,803
Okay, look, I know it was harsh,
313
00:11:28,828 --> 00:11:30,288
but you guys were right.
314
00:11:30,313 --> 00:11:31,612
I needed to tell the truth.
315
00:11:31,987 --> 00:11:33,287
You didn't just tell the truth.
316
00:11:33,445 --> 00:11:35,624
- You punched her heart in the crotch.
- What?
317
00:11:35,649 --> 00:11:38,008
Since when do you listen to us
about marriage?
318
00:11:38,266 --> 00:11:39,805
I've been divorced seven times,
319
00:11:40,006 --> 00:11:41,772
Josh has only been with a blow-up doll,
320
00:11:41,903 --> 00:11:43,136
and Charlie's Charlie.
321
00:11:43,238 --> 00:11:45,071
He's right, Dre. I'm Charlie.
322
00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:46,239
Uh...
323
00:11:46,341 --> 00:11:47,774
Well, what was I supposed to do?
324
00:11:47,876 --> 00:11:49,776
Invade Russia in the winter,
325
00:11:49,878 --> 00:11:51,678
uh, smoke at a gas station,
326
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,681
give your mistress your home address.
327
00:11:53,789 --> 00:11:56,218
Anything except push the button.
328
00:11:56,344 --> 00:11:57,961
Well, I don't think it was that bad.
329
00:11:57,986 --> 00:11:59,386
It's her button, Dre.
330
00:11:59,945 --> 00:12:01,045
Her button.
331
00:12:01,778 --> 00:12:03,178
You know what?
332
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,107
You guys are right.
333
00:12:05,694 --> 00:12:06,894
This is on me.
334
00:12:06,919 --> 00:12:09,263
I should have never
listened to you clowns.
335
00:12:09,288 --> 00:12:12,046
Now I got to go apologize
and smooth it over.
336
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,248
Okay.
337
00:12:13,449 --> 00:12:15,449
You tell Bow my door's always open.
338
00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,160
For her.
339
00:12:17,587 --> 00:12:18,919
I don't want those kids.
340
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,621
♪
341
00:12:20,723 --> 00:12:22,823
I knew I put my foot in it.
342
00:12:23,081 --> 00:12:25,334
I had to try and walk back
the things I said
343
00:12:25,359 --> 00:12:26,759
before things got any worse.
344
00:12:26,861 --> 00:12:28,194
- RAINBOW: Hi.
- Hey.
345
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:31,682
Babe, look, uh,
I just want to say that, uh...
346
00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:34,567
I'm sorry for stepping
over the line, you know?
347
00:12:34,669 --> 00:12:35,868
But...
348
00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:39,772
I just can't get with
the chicken-check-out place.
349
00:12:40,298 --> 00:12:44,099
Hey, I... [Sighs] I prefer
a more traditional school.
350
00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:47,046
You know, one that has chalkboards,
351
00:12:47,376 --> 00:12:49,615
desks, a floor.
352
00:12:49,847 --> 00:12:50,847
I get it.
353
00:12:50,872 --> 00:12:52,238
- Mm-hmm.
- I do. I get it.
354
00:12:52,263 --> 00:12:54,763
You just want to make sure your
son has the right head start.
355
00:12:55,261 --> 00:12:56,261
Exactly.
356
00:12:56,286 --> 00:12:58,720
Yeah, that he doesn't get
held back, like you did.
357
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,578
[Explosion, alarm blaring]
358
00:13:00,789 --> 00:13:03,227
Captain, we've sustained a direct hit!
359
00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:04,981
Oh, that came out of nowhere!
360
00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:08,484
[Laughs]
361
00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,407
- I wasn't held back.
- Hmm.
362
00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:13,744
I just did a year of "Readiness School."
363
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:15,520
That's not a real grade.
364
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,137
Yes, it is.
365
00:13:17,162 --> 00:13:20,162
It's where you get a handle on
your time management problems.
366
00:13:20,187 --> 00:13:21,187
Yes.
367
00:13:21,212 --> 00:13:23,023
That is why you always hear
368
00:13:23,048 --> 00:13:25,312
the CEOs thank their Readiness teachers.
369
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:26,585
- I...
- Yeah.
370
00:13:26,819 --> 00:13:28,719
♪
371
00:13:30,579 --> 00:13:33,461
My God! Why are you
hitting that so hard?!
372
00:13:33,969 --> 00:13:37,425
Chicken walked over my shoe
at Bow's hippie preschool today,
373
00:13:37,557 --> 00:13:39,752
so I'm taking my revenge
out on his cousin.
374
00:13:40,072 --> 00:13:41,821
Well, get some revenge in that corner,
375
00:13:41,846 --> 00:13:43,417
or it's not gonna cook evenly.
376
00:13:43,503 --> 00:13:45,103
[Meat tenderizer clatters]
377
00:13:45,205 --> 00:13:47,436
Things got ugly between Bow and I.
378
00:13:47,707 --> 00:13:51,191
She had the nerve to bring up
my year at Readiness School.
379
00:13:51,495 --> 00:13:53,555
What? That year you got held back?
380
00:13:53,854 --> 00:13:55,968
It was just time management, Mama.
381
00:13:56,718 --> 00:13:57,718
Sure it was, baby.
382
00:13:57,751 --> 00:13:58,751
Eh...
383
00:13:58,862 --> 00:14:00,762
But for her to bring it up...
384
00:14:01,573 --> 00:14:02,905
she's hitting below the belt.
385
00:14:03,082 --> 00:14:04,147
Yes.
386
00:14:04,249 --> 00:14:06,249
It's one of my buttons.
387
00:14:06,351 --> 00:14:07,684
See?
388
00:14:07,753 --> 00:14:09,286
That's what people like her do.
389
00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:13,767
What you need to do
is jump in that elevator
390
00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:16,336
like a white child in a skyscraper
391
00:14:16,361 --> 00:14:21,090
and drag your fingers
over all of those buttons.
392
00:14:21,946 --> 00:14:24,000
- Yeah?
- It's in your blood, baby.
393
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:27,595
We come from a long line
of button-pushers.
394
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:28,620
Mm.
395
00:14:28,645 --> 00:14:31,365
One time, your father brought
home the wrong toothpaste,
396
00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:32,990
- and you know what I told him?
- What?
397
00:14:33,015 --> 00:14:34,015
[Chuckles]
398
00:14:34,663 --> 00:14:37,761
"That's why you were too dumb
to get drafted."
399
00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:40,739
Damn, Mama. Over toothpaste?
400
00:14:40,764 --> 00:14:42,638
The wrong toothpaste.
401
00:14:43,481 --> 00:14:45,043
So, do what we do, baby.
402
00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:47,692
No! No! Is this a trap? Huh?
403
00:14:47,717 --> 00:14:49,437
You've blown up every relationship
404
00:14:49,462 --> 00:14:50,462
that you've ever had.
405
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,823
No, I'm not gonna do it.
406
00:14:52,137 --> 00:14:53,637
- I'm gonna talk to Bow.
- [Cellphone]
407
00:14:53,662 --> 00:14:55,172
You know, and it's...
408
00:14:56,058 --> 00:14:57,969
She made a deposit at the school.
409
00:14:58,309 --> 00:14:59,475
Oh, hell no!
410
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,240
[Chuckles]
411
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:04,884
I told you that's what she do.
412
00:15:04,909 --> 00:15:09,180
♪
413
00:15:09,682 --> 00:15:11,062
Ah. Perfect timing.
414
00:15:11,141 --> 00:15:13,462
Root Beer and Milkshake
are already in place.
415
00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:15,807
Are you guys ready to become legends?
416
00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:19,539
Yeah. Totally. So ready. But...
417
00:15:19,602 --> 00:15:21,718
Heather Williams is
having a graduation party.
418
00:15:21,743 --> 00:15:23,825
Mm. And her camp friends
are gonna be there.
419
00:15:24,255 --> 00:15:25,622
Camp friends, Junior.
420
00:15:25,772 --> 00:15:27,861
But we're already in motion.
421
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,571
Milkshake only has 45 minutes of air.
422
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,010
Junior, we can't thank you enough
423
00:15:32,035 --> 00:15:33,468
for sharing your plan with us,
424
00:15:33,775 --> 00:15:36,656
but we feel we're better suited
to being cool party guests.
425
00:15:36,681 --> 00:15:38,581
We also don't have faith in you.
426
00:15:39,212 --> 00:15:42,672
But the tradition of the eighth
grade prank is steeped in...
427
00:15:42,697 --> 00:15:44,097
She got the In-N-Out truck.
428
00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:46,027
And a photo booth. We out.
429
00:15:46,052 --> 00:15:47,218
- [Sighs]
- All right.
430
00:15:47,243 --> 00:15:50,878
♪
431
00:15:51,173 --> 00:15:53,624
I can't believe you sent that deposit
432
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,680
without talking to me first.
433
00:15:56,098 --> 00:15:57,198
There was a deadline.
434
00:15:57,555 --> 00:15:59,025
We would have lost our spot if I hadn't.
435
00:15:59,094 --> 00:16:01,567
And you sent it
from our joint checking account
436
00:16:01,592 --> 00:16:03,341
just to get under my skin.
437
00:16:03,366 --> 00:16:05,489
No, I did it because there was no money
438
00:16:05,514 --> 00:16:06,824
in the 529 account
439
00:16:06,849 --> 00:16:10,517
because you didn't make it
an automatic deposit
440
00:16:10,619 --> 00:16:12,641
the way you said you would
three years ago.
441
00:16:12,688 --> 00:16:14,354
[Explosion]
442
00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:17,105
Captain! Permission to light her up!
443
00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:18,825
Oh, light her ass up!
444
00:16:19,426 --> 00:16:21,719
Well, I'm sorry that I don't want my son
445
00:16:21,744 --> 00:16:24,862
going to a school
in a cult, like you did,
446
00:16:24,887 --> 00:16:28,401
because your parents
were too dumb to realize
447
00:16:28,426 --> 00:16:31,927
that Shaman Dave was
financing your Garden of Eden
448
00:16:31,996 --> 00:16:34,379
- by running guns.
- [Explosion]
449
00:16:34,404 --> 00:16:36,137
[Rumbling, alarm blaring]
450
00:16:37,047 --> 00:16:38,905
Should we comment on his weight?
451
00:16:39,628 --> 00:16:41,897
No, no, no, no, no.
452
00:16:42,978 --> 00:16:44,807
We hit him where it hurts.
453
00:16:45,852 --> 00:16:47,878
Oh, you want to talk about parents?
454
00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:51,038
'Cause we can talk about parents.
455
00:16:51,063 --> 00:16:53,989
Specifically your mama.
456
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:56,510
Bow. Don't talk about my mama.
457
00:16:56,779 --> 00:16:59,113
You don't want me to talk about
your mama
458
00:16:59,138 --> 00:17:01,171
and all the friends that she has?
459
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:04,908
'Cause your mom has a loooot of friends.
460
00:17:05,071 --> 00:17:07,431
- Bow.
- She's "friends" with the pastor,
461
00:17:07,456 --> 00:17:09,690
she's "friends" with the deacon,
462
00:17:09,813 --> 00:17:12,553
she's "friends" with the usher.
463
00:17:12,578 --> 00:17:16,146
All those friends
must make you closer to God.
464
00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:19,405
Your mom is definitely going to Heaven.
465
00:17:19,512 --> 00:17:21,601
Bow, don't you talk about my mama!
466
00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:23,142
[Grunts]
467
00:17:23,219 --> 00:17:27,924
♪
468
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,366
Make me!
469
00:17:29,929 --> 00:17:31,261
Oh, I will.
470
00:17:31,286 --> 00:17:33,320
[Both scream]
471
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,187
In a successful, loving marriage,
472
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,443
you get to know
the other person so well,
473
00:17:38,468 --> 00:17:42,816
so intimately, that you have
the weapons to destroy them,
474
00:17:42,841 --> 00:17:45,210
which is why you don't go there,
475
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:48,189
because it's mutually assured
destruction.
476
00:17:48,244 --> 00:17:53,244
[Voices speaking rapidly in reverse]
477
00:17:53,595 --> 00:17:55,853
Did you see the chickens?
478
00:17:55,878 --> 00:17:57,477
Okay, can I talk to you for a second?
479
00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:59,045
- Yeah. What's up?
- All right.
480
00:17:59,148 --> 00:18:02,315
Look... I'm just
not feeling this, all right?
481
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:04,033
I'm just worried that
482
00:18:04,058 --> 00:18:07,025
this is the kind of school
where he could fall behind.
483
00:18:07,242 --> 00:18:10,944
Dre, this is a really good
school for Devante.
484
00:18:11,059 --> 00:18:12,359
Maybe.
485
00:18:12,461 --> 00:18:13,593
I just want to be careful.
486
00:18:13,618 --> 00:18:15,873
I know what it was like
in my early years,
487
00:18:15,898 --> 00:18:18,342
and I don't ever
want any of our children
488
00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:19,699
to feel the way that I did.
489
00:18:19,801 --> 00:18:21,868
Yeah. That makes sense.
490
00:18:21,937 --> 00:18:23,303
It does, and...
491
00:18:23,405 --> 00:18:24,938
[Inhales deeply]
492
00:18:25,282 --> 00:18:26,515
...maybe I'm pushing
493
00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:29,348
because we sent all of our other
kids to regular preschool,
494
00:18:29,373 --> 00:18:30,773
and it just...
495
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:34,143
makes me feel like the way
I was raised was second best.
496
00:18:34,168 --> 00:18:36,902
Oh, no. Babe, I don't ever
want you to feel like that.
497
00:18:37,504 --> 00:18:39,158
I know this is a big change,
498
00:18:39,549 --> 00:18:41,443
but you got to trust
that I wouldn't do anything
499
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,907
to set Devante up for failure.
500
00:18:42,932 --> 00:18:44,821
I know you wouldn't. All right?
501
00:18:44,846 --> 00:18:46,204
So...
502
00:18:46,554 --> 00:18:48,554
let's send the boy
to the chicken school.
503
00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:51,153
- The nature school.
- [Chuckles]
504
00:18:51,178 --> 00:18:52,178
All right?
505
00:18:52,279 --> 00:18:54,146
I know this means a lot to you, so...
506
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:55,958
let's give it a try.
507
00:18:56,545 --> 00:18:57,645
Thanks, babe.
508
00:18:58,645 --> 00:19:00,245
And I promise
509
00:19:01,116 --> 00:19:03,849
that if Devante
starts clucking the ABCs,
510
00:19:03,874 --> 00:19:05,517
- we will send him somewhere else.
- Oh.
511
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,175
- Okay, yes. Yes, we will.
- Okay.
512
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,621
- Hold on one second, baby.
- What you got?
513
00:19:08,646 --> 00:19:11,546
I wanna, uh, send you clucking.
514
00:19:11,615 --> 00:19:12,814
[Ginuwine's "Pony" plays]
515
00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:15,150
Oh. Heyyy.
516
00:19:15,175 --> 00:19:16,374
Okay.
517
00:19:16,553 --> 00:19:18,387
Yes. Uh-huh.
518
00:19:18,489 --> 00:19:19,988
Uh-huh.
519
00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:22,024
Uh.
520
00:19:22,414 --> 00:19:25,160
Behind every button is an injury,
521
00:19:25,348 --> 00:19:26,959
a place where your partner
522
00:19:26,984 --> 00:19:29,651
- feels disrespected, small.
- Ooh!
523
00:19:29,915 --> 00:19:32,715
I wasn't respecting
the way Bow was raised,
524
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:36,320
so my choices were to
keep pushing on that bruise
525
00:19:36,391 --> 00:19:38,058
or try to heal it.
526
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,083
Ahh.
527
00:19:39,108 --> 00:19:41,146
I think I made the right choice.
528
00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:44,493
♪ Gotta be compatible ♪
529
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:49,418
If he were in eighth grade,
he'd only get suspended.
530
00:19:49,443 --> 00:19:52,878
I may not be able to get
your father, but I got you.
531
00:19:55,097 --> 00:19:56,877
Junior, you are not going to believe it.
532
00:19:56,902 --> 00:19:59,202
Everyone thinks we were
the masterminds behind your plan
533
00:19:59,227 --> 00:20:01,127
and that we double-crossed you
to take the fall.
534
00:20:01,152 --> 00:20:02,960
And now we're set for high school.
535
00:20:02,985 --> 00:20:04,017
- Thank you, Junior.
- Oh.
536
00:20:04,256 --> 00:20:05,448
Don't worry about my chain.
537
00:20:05,589 --> 00:20:10,759
♪
538
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:11,949
[Grunts]
539
00:20:11,974 --> 00:20:13,013
[Car door closes]
540
00:20:13,038 --> 00:20:14,038
[Breathes sharply]
541
00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:18,911
- [Car door opens]
- [Laughing]
542
00:20:19,436 --> 00:20:20,869
[Car door closes]
543
00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:22,104
What's so funny?
544
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,138
Oh.
545
00:20:23,163 --> 00:20:25,001
They think you're a real cop.
546
00:20:25,026 --> 00:20:29,464
♪
547
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,447
Oh. [Chuckles]
548
00:20:32,819 --> 00:20:34,819
- Take us to In-N-Out, Root Beer.
- [Siren wails]
549
00:20:34,844 --> 00:20:39,343
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