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The Jacksons, the Obamas...
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Every year, our family goes big
with our Halloween costumes.
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And we've gotten so good at it
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that we've built up a reputation.
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So there's a lot of pressure
to get it all the way right.
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Okay, now, how do we capture
the entirety
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of the Black experience in 2019
through costume?
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Go.
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How about we go
as LeBron James' sidekicks?
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Or the legends of hip hop and R&B?
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All hail the Queens!
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Or we could be the Klumps?
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"Why, hello!"
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So you guys are just phoning it in, huh?
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- What?
- Guys, come on,
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there's no time to [bleep] around.
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Halloween is in seven months!
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Now, let's think.
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What were the big Black
cultural moments of this year?
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Um, oh, Tiger Woods won the Masters.
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Ooh! Tiger Woods!
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- Tiger Woods!
- He's not with us anymore.
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Oh, my God, do we all just
have to be Van Jones?
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Who's Van Jones?
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I got it.
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Okay, everybody ready?
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Mm.
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Whoo!
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We did it!
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- We did it!
- Yeah!
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- We did it!
- We won Halloween, bitches!
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Send it to the 'gram, Ruby.
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- Whoo! Done before breakfast.
- Uh-huh.
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Costumes, hair, makeup.
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That's $3,000 wasted right there.
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And you're not even going
trick-or-treating.
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Nope, not at all.
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Now that the twins are grown,
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we are never, ever doing that again.
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Oh, yeah. We have... we...
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- I forget, we have another one.
- Oh, damn it.
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Is that boy ever gonna grow up?
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06x06 - Everybody Blames Raymond
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Guys, if you're gonna
treat Devante like this,
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we should've just
left him at the fire station.
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We're gonna take him
trick-or-treating tonight, okay?
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- Mm.
- Okay, good, because you guys
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have missed a lot of his firsts.
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- Okay.
- First ice cream.
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- That's cute.
- His first haircut.
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- Look at that.
- Mm-hmm.
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First Coachella.
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What?
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Boy, you took my baby to Coachella?
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Yeah, Dad, we were gone for
literally like three days.
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- Oh, is that where you were? Mmph.
- Yeah.
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And you bought him
a Tame Impala T-shirt?
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Beyoncé headlined!
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Thank you.
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Sweet, Raymond's coming over.
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Let me save you the trouble
of asking permission. No!
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Wait, wait, what?
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- No!
- What's wrong with Raymond?
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What?! Raymond is the reason
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that Mrs. Biggs gave them detention.
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They sent that meme to everyone
in the AirDrop radius.
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It was a prank!
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Against a teacher, Dre.
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A gym teacher!
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Well, it wasn't the only prank.
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You're counting that lunch thing?!
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They forged menus, Dre,
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and made everybody think
Wednesday was pizza day.
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And I was never prouder.
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- You didn't see the genius in this, Bow.
- No.
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They convinced everybody
that they were getting pizza,
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and then they got dry-ass fish sticks.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Fish sticks, Bow!
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It's still hilarious even now!
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Some of our best work.
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You are the son of a prank king.
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- Can I pick you up like Simba?
- Oh, yeah.
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Come here.
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Son, everything that light
touches, you can prank!
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Oh, my God!
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That... that was hilarious.
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And you should do that every week.
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- Will you, please?
- I don't know if I can.
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- That boy is heavy.
- Okay.
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But you can't hang out with Raymond.
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But I think it's great that
he's making new friends, Bow.
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What?
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Remember when he got cut
from basketball?
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- Yeah.
- He was moping around the house.
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Now he's back.
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Jack is back!
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I'm back.
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Well, Raymond is bad news, okay?
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And he has devious eyebrows.
I should know.
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This is why I choose
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my kids' friends.
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If my mother only allowed me
to be friends
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with people that she liked,
I would've never met Sha.
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See, my mom always worried
because she didn't want
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a stoop kid like me hanging out
with a corner kid like Sha.
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Man, it's hot out here.
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I'm thirsty.
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Don't worry, bro.
I got money. I got you.
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But Sha always had my back.
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One of the best friendships
I've ever had in my entire life.
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And I don't want to deny that to Jack.
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Hey, Jack, have your
little friend come over.
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- Yes! Thanks, Dad.
- Mm-hmm.
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This is not how team parenting
works, Dre.
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Oh, well.
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If Raymond corrupts
my baby boy, it's on you.
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I ain't scared of responsibility.
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- You should be.
- All right?
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I have five children, Bow,
and I'm still here!
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Could've left, but I didn't.
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Strong Black man.
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So this is the 'gram...
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Look at this.
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It's just smut.
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I like it.
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How can I get it on my television?
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That's all it takes, Raymond.
So you'll be here around 7:00?
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I definitely want to check out
that snake.
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- Raymond's coming over.
- Who?
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Raymond Bautista,
the no-helmet skateboarder.
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And I'm wearing this sack?
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Oh, I see.
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So you like a bad boy?
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Well, let me tell you about bad boys.
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Sure, he's exciting, dangerous,
a little buck wild.
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But then you find out
maybe he's burned some cars,
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or attacked a grocer.
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I'm making this sound amazing, aren't I?
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Yep.
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Because it is.
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But, sweetie, it's not worth it.
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Trust me.
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They leave you heartbroken.
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I'm sorry, Grandma.
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I think I got to learn the hard way.
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All right.
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Well, be sure you write
my number on your arm
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so the cops will know who to call
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when you fall off the back
of his motorcycle, okay?
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All right.
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He's just smooth.
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You sent me an e-mail!
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- I did!
- We planned it, you guys!
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- We were going to be the cast of "Cats"!
- Oh, my God!
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- You were supposed to be Rum Tum Tugger!
- I wasn't!
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Yeah, and you were gonna be
Jennyanydots!
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- You know what the sad part is?
- What?
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If he was a woman, we couldn't do this.
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We'd all get fired!
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Jack is gonna love this!
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Who says he needs to learn how
to prank from Raymond Bautista?
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Look at that, man.
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Your son is learning practical jokery
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from some kid on the street?
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Okay, who... who said he was
a punk off the street?
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Umm, his last name ends in a vowel,
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so if he's not a dictator
or a shortstop,
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that kid is trouble.
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That's a dangerous age to be
hanging with the wrong crowd.
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When I was 13, my friend convinced me
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to experiment with cooked-up cocaine.
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You did crack?
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No, no, no. No, no. It was just, uh,
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little rocks of cocaine
that we smoked out of a pipe.
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So, crack.
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No, it couldn't have been crack
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because when I got caught with it,
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they let me off with a warning
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because they said it was my first time,
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and I had a bright future ahead of me.
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Yeah, system works.
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Dre, if I have learned anything
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from all the kids
that I've called the cops on,
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it's that your son won't be
as fortunate.
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Jack is not going to do crack.
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All the same, you got to keep an eye out
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on who your son hangs out with.
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Yeah, Jack may be innocent,
but listen to the wrong person,
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and he could be dragged down, too.
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Like Eve with the serpent.
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Exactly. Without Cheney,
Bush would just be
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another draft-dodging
Ivy League alcoholic
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like the rest of us instead
of a failed U.S. president.
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Without jelly, peanut butter
is just a loveable nut spread
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instead of a killer of children
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that can no longer be scooped out
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and given to kids by
Uncle Charlie on Halloween.
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So I've been warned. Yeah.
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Jack's friends make all the difference.
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Haven't you ever had a friend
who led you down a bad road?
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Oh! I just found a fast way
to get them drinks.
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Are you about to steal a car?
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No, you are.
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I already had two drinks today.
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You're not supposed to drink and drive.
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Yeah, you right.
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Whoop. About to get all the honeys!
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Oh, Mama, I'm sorry!
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Oh, my God.
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Raymond's got to go.
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Bar.
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- Bow!
- Hey, baby.
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Oh, hey.
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- Okay, I've been thinking.
- Oh, God.
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Maybe we should control
who Jack hangs out with.
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Do you know how many hours
I would get back
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if you would just agree
with me right away?
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Why would I do that?
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I will let Jack know
Raymond cannot come over.
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- All right.
- Raymond's here!
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- Aww, damn it.
- Okay, no, no. No, no, no, it's cool.
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You know, I'll talk to his mom,
I'll make up an excuse,
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- and she'll take him home.
- Okay. Perfect.
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- Boom!
- Boom.
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- That's what we'll do.
- Hey, Raymond.
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Hey, Raymond. Where's your mom?
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- Where's your mama?
- Moms bounced.
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What? She... She did a drop and leave?
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She doesn't even know us!
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Yeah, it's weird.
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Guess you're stuck with me now.
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Guess we are...
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Raymond.
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Oh [bleep]! A snake! Bow, it's a snake!
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- Okay, it's a snake.
- Bow, it's a snake!
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- It's a snake!
- It's a snake!!
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It's a snake!
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So it seems Jack brought home
a bad influence.
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There was a snake in the tank,
and a snake at the table.
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That's a lot of crickets.
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I wanted to see how many it
would take to kill a snake.
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I haven't found the number yet.
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Who brings a bag of live crickets
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into someone else's house?
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Raymond!
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Look up for me and tell me what you see.
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A ceiling?
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A ceiling, which means you're indoors.
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And we don't bring pests-s-s
indoors-s-s.
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Nah!
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All right.
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- You hear that tone?
- Yeah, I heard it.
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You can tell he ain't got a daddy.
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I put all of this on the mother.
256
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:29,821
Who drops their kid off
without checking on us first?
257
00:10:29,888 --> 00:10:31,823
- We could have a gun.
- We do.
258
00:10:31,890 --> 00:10:35,160
We could have a pool
without a fence around it.
259
00:10:35,226 --> 00:10:36,161
We don't.
260
00:10:36,227 --> 00:10:37,262
But she don't know that.
261
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,332
It's gonna be a long night, babe.
262
00:10:41,399 --> 00:10:42,667
We're gonna have to tag-team on this.
263
00:10:42,734 --> 00:10:44,269
Mnh-mnh.
264
00:10:44,335 --> 00:10:45,831
I made arrangements.
265
00:10:45,894 --> 00:10:49,631
Jack! Look who's here!
266
00:10:49,698 --> 00:10:51,166
Hi, Jack!
267
00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,167
Hi, Mr. Johnson!
268
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,735
- Hey.
- Oh, before I forget,
269
00:10:53,802 --> 00:10:56,727
my mom made you a new laminated
emergency contact sheet.
270
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,633
- Ooh!
- Her work e-mail has changed.
271
00:10:58,696 --> 00:11:00,876
Also, on the back, updated allergies...
272
00:11:00,943 --> 00:11:03,245
Brazil nuts are out, dairy is in.
273
00:11:03,312 --> 00:11:04,846
So noted, Mason.
274
00:11:04,913 --> 00:11:06,882
Why don't you go over there
and join the boys?
275
00:11:06,949 --> 00:11:09,151
- Okay.
- All right. Nice to see you.
276
00:11:09,217 --> 00:11:10,719
Hey. Check out Raymond's snake.
277
00:11:10,786 --> 00:11:13,255
Oh, my mom says I'm not
allowed to see snakes
278
00:11:13,322 --> 00:11:14,890
because of my night terrors.
279
00:11:14,957 --> 00:11:17,326
You heard him, Jack! Cover up the snake!
280
00:11:17,392 --> 00:11:19,761
Oh, God, I love Mason.
281
00:11:19,828 --> 00:11:22,230
He's a natural-born wet blanket.
282
00:11:22,297 --> 00:11:23,532
My baby.
283
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:24,499
Yeah.
284
00:11:24,566 --> 00:11:27,541
Her cubs are in danger,
and mama bear reacts.
285
00:11:27,566 --> 00:11:28,604
Mm.
286
00:11:28,670 --> 00:11:29,738
Still good at that game?
287
00:11:29,805 --> 00:11:32,207
Hey! Where are you guys going?
288
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:34,543
To go in the living room
to play video games.
289
00:11:35,978 --> 00:11:37,245
I'll allow that.
290
00:11:39,147 --> 00:11:41,533
All night they're gonna
try to pull one over on us.
291
00:11:41,558 --> 00:11:42,359
Pfft.
292
00:11:42,384 --> 00:11:45,199
Luckily, I have nowhere else to be.
293
00:11:45,262 --> 00:11:46,277
Hmm.
294
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:49,825
I got somewhere else you can be.
295
00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:52,885
Involved in your son's life.
296
00:12:10,829 --> 00:12:13,198
Oh, hey, Raymond!
297
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:14,576
Hey, Diane.
298
00:12:14,639 --> 00:12:16,134
Hi, Diane.
299
00:12:16,201 --> 00:12:18,136
I said hi to you at school, Mason.
300
00:12:18,203 --> 00:12:21,473
So, Raymond, I saw that snake
301
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:24,109
in the family room,
and I thought it might be yours.
302
00:12:24,175 --> 00:12:26,378
You taking it for a walk,
303
00:12:26,444 --> 00:12:28,947
or is it for an epic Halloween prank?
304
00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:31,116
I don't know.
305
00:12:31,182 --> 00:12:34,019
Hmm. Well, don't get into
any trouble tonight...
306
00:12:34,085 --> 00:12:37,022
but if you do, just... let me know.
307
00:12:37,088 --> 00:12:38,390
Okay.
308
00:12:39,624 --> 00:12:40,825
Bye, Diane!
309
00:12:42,727 --> 00:12:44,521
Jack, Emily Copeland just texted me.
310
00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:46,071
The girls at her house want to Skype us.
311
00:12:46,131 --> 00:12:48,333
- Oh, let's do it!
- Okay.
312
00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:53,238
Hey! Who you guys talking to?
313
00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:54,839
Hopefully not Raymond's connect.
314
00:12:54,906 --> 00:12:56,007
- Dad!
- Hmm?
315
00:12:56,074 --> 00:12:57,642
Can we talk?
316
00:12:57,709 --> 00:13:00,211
I know Mom had Mason come over
because she hates Raymond.
317
00:13:00,278 --> 00:13:03,381
But you were fine this morning,
and now you're all over him.
318
00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:04,916
What did she say?
319
00:13:04,983 --> 00:13:06,484
Hey, she didn't say anything.
320
00:13:06,551 --> 00:13:08,253
Then what did the people at work say?
321
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,189
Hey, I've got my own mind, all right?
322
00:13:11,256 --> 00:13:13,158
It's just I'm worried about you, son.
323
00:13:13,224 --> 00:13:15,427
You know, I don't want
Raymond to make you do anything
324
00:13:15,493 --> 00:13:17,262
that you can't take back.
325
00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,764
I know I'm not the smartest one
in this family,
326
00:13:19,831 --> 00:13:22,100
but I'm not stupid.
327
00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:24,402
I've got my own mind, too.
328
00:13:24,469 --> 00:13:25,737
I know, son, it's just...
329
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,839
I'm 13, not 9.
330
00:13:27,906 --> 00:13:30,008
Don't you think that means you should
331
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:32,243
give me a little space
and... and trust me?
332
00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:36,081
Son...
333
00:13:36,147 --> 00:13:37,849
I trust you.
334
00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:39,718
Here.
335
00:13:39,784 --> 00:13:42,287
Yeah, take all that, man, hmm?
336
00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:43,621
Why don't you take
the fellas to Starbucks
337
00:13:43,688 --> 00:13:46,191
and get some, um, spooky cake pops?
338
00:13:46,257 --> 00:13:48,426
- Thanks.
- All right.
339
00:13:48,493 --> 00:13:49,861
Hey, Bow!
340
00:13:49,928 --> 00:13:51,563
Let's get changed!
341
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:54,232
We're going trick-or-treating
with Devante!
342
00:13:57,969 --> 00:14:01,206
That's some all-star parenting
there, Chief.
343
00:14:01,272 --> 00:14:03,274
And all it took was constant hounding.
344
00:14:05,176 --> 00:14:08,603
I liked you better when
you were living in your car.
345
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,482
So make sure if you're
gonna give him candy,
346
00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:12,484
- get it X-rayed first.
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
347
00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:14,919
And if you happen
to bump into Jafar, run!
348
00:14:14,986 --> 00:14:16,655
Okay? Run as fast as you can!
349
00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:19,090
Okay, can I just say
that I think it's good
350
00:14:19,157 --> 00:14:20,492
you didn't go to college.
351
00:14:20,558 --> 00:14:22,227
- What?
- Come on, let's go, babe.
352
00:14:22,293 --> 00:14:24,329
No, hey, stop. Listen to me.
353
00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:27,966
You make sure Jack lets us know
as soon as he gets back.
354
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,934
Babe, you're gonna have to ease
up off the gas, all right?
355
00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:31,670
- Huh?
- Hey, Jack...
356
00:14:31,748 --> 00:14:33,491
has earned his independence, okay?
357
00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:35,507
It's time that you trust your kids.
358
00:14:35,573 --> 00:14:37,809
Oh, let me get that.
359
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,645
Oh, hey, Principal Biggs.
360
00:14:40,712 --> 00:14:43,281
My, uh... My wife is here.
361
00:14:43,348 --> 00:14:46,689
When will you accept that
this is never going to happen?
362
00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,319
Oh, Mr. Johnson.
363
00:14:48,386 --> 00:14:49,970
It gives me no pleasure
364
00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:53,078
to tell you that your son
vandalized my house.
365
00:14:53,136 --> 00:14:54,625
- What?!
- Mm-hmm.
366
00:14:54,703 --> 00:14:57,031
And grant me a wish and put on a shirt.
367
00:14:57,116 --> 00:14:58,805
My goodness.
368
00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:03,202
What the hell happened?!
369
00:15:03,288 --> 00:15:04,413
How did you let Raymond
370
00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:06,331
talk you into doing this
to Ms. Biggs house?!
371
00:15:06,394 --> 00:15:08,726
Oh, no. This was all Jack.
372
00:15:08,793 --> 00:15:09,875
Don't try to pin this on my son.
373
00:15:09,914 --> 00:15:10,823
- I know my kid.
- I knew it.
374
00:15:10,848 --> 00:15:12,117
You didn't like him from the beginning.
375
00:15:12,199 --> 00:15:14,996
He is one of the only
Black students at the school.
376
00:15:15,078 --> 00:15:19,308
I told Bow a dozen times
that you are a self-hater.
377
00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:22,241
Malcolm would be ashamed.
378
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,823
Mm-hmm.
379
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,225
Jack, I don't want to dump
the birdseed on her roof.
380
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,560
"I don't want to dump birdseed.
381
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,195
I don't want to send that meme."
382
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,831
I'm sick of carrying you.
This isn't even funny.
383
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:35,068
Not funny? Birds are going to
poop all over her house.
384
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,636
Hilarious.
385
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,638
I'm out.
386
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:39,973
That don't prove nothing.
387
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:41,574
Fine! Run home to your mommy!
388
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,242
I'll take care of this myself.
389
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:44,410
Okay.
390
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:47,647
Oh, my G...
391
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:48,681
Jack!
392
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:49,982
If it wasn't my car, I'd laugh.
393
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,184
My goodness.
394
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,220
Hmm, I wonder what Malcolm would
say about my video doorbell.
395
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,656
Well, first off, he'd be
confused at the technology
396
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:57,991
- because he didn't...
- Okay!
397
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,094
What were you thinking?
398
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,662
I-I-I don't know.
399
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:03,830
"I don't know"?
400
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,765
Get your ass upstairs.
401
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:06,866
- Go upstairs!
- Go!
402
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,568
Go upstairs!
403
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,103
Unbelievable.
404
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,994
Mom and Dad will take you
trick-or-treating
405
00:16:12,073 --> 00:16:13,206
next year, Devante.
406
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,745
Hey. No trick-or-treating?
407
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,447
No. You know, this is so unfair.
408
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,117
Devante is missing out
on a great experience.
409
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:27,186
I still remember how happy I was
on my first Halloween.
410
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:30,289
You know, me, Mom, Dad,
Zoey going house to house.
411
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:31,090
It was special.
412
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,959
Mm, just take him, then.
413
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:36,229
I could, but I really feel like
his first experience
414
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,264
should be with his parents.
415
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,099
Why can't they just step up?
416
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,235
Uh, Junior, look around.
417
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:43,970
This is a big family, right?
418
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:46,406
And everyone's
pretty well taken care of.
419
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,207
I guess.
420
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:51,477
You know, no one has seen
the dog in a while, so...
421
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,313
Our job is to help them
by picking up the slack,
422
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:58,317
not beating them up because we
think they should be doing more.
423
00:16:58,384 --> 00:16:59,585
Except your mother.
424
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,673
She should be doing more.
425
00:17:01,735 --> 00:17:05,625
You know she went
to the movies last week?
426
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,060
That's terrible.
427
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,561
I get it.
428
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,229
Thanks, Grandma.
429
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:11,631
Oh, sweetie.
430
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,665
Yeah.
431
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,233
Good night.
432
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,302
I didn't say I was going to bed.
433
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,239
My Halloween party
doesn't start till midnight.
434
00:17:19,303 --> 00:17:20,897
Oh, yeah!
435
00:17:20,944 --> 00:17:22,983
Kitty, kitty, where's the biddy?
436
00:17:23,069 --> 00:17:24,177
Poor thing.
437
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:31,985
Hey! Do you have any idea
what you did tonight?
438
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,244
You could've killed yourself!
439
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:35,805
It's a miracle Ms. Biggs
agreed not to press charges.
440
00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:37,626
You're lucky she's into me.
441
00:17:37,696 --> 00:17:40,148
What... What were you thinking?
442
00:17:40,187 --> 00:17:42,538
I-I-I-I just wanted to do something
443
00:17:42,593 --> 00:17:44,597
everyone at school
would think was funny.
444
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:48,801
Okay, when did you start caring
about being the funny guy?
445
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,536
Well...
446
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,138
I have to be something.
447
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,273
I don't have basketball anymore.
448
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:57,276
At school, I'm literally a nobody now.
449
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,979
Ohh, Jack.
450
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,514
Ohh.
451
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,283
Son, I...
452
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:07,987
I thought we talked about this
basketball thing, remember?
453
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,481
You said Jack was back.
454
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:12,231
Is Jack not back?
455
00:18:17,874 --> 00:18:19,176
Okay, sweetheart.
456
00:18:21,211 --> 00:18:24,147
Jack, I know it's important
to have something.
457
00:18:24,214 --> 00:18:26,049
But negative attention
458
00:18:26,116 --> 00:18:29,052
and acting out, that's not it.
459
00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:30,153
Mnh-mnh.
460
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:33,256
So you have some serious
punishment coming your way.
461
00:18:33,323 --> 00:18:36,660
And you're gonna have to work
to pay off Ms. Biggs' car.
462
00:18:38,729 --> 00:18:40,197
I'm sorry.
463
00:18:40,263 --> 00:18:41,898
I know.
464
00:18:43,734 --> 00:18:46,763
That was an interesting development.
465
00:18:46,817 --> 00:18:48,238
Yeah.
466
00:18:48,305 --> 00:18:52,676
Guess Jack is... capable of messing up
467
00:18:52,743 --> 00:18:54,044
like every other kid.
468
00:18:54,111 --> 00:18:56,179
I can't believe I was so blind.
469
00:18:56,246 --> 00:18:58,618
- Babe, we both were.
- Eh...
470
00:18:58,681 --> 00:19:00,250
I thought "fine" meant fine,
471
00:19:00,317 --> 00:19:03,048
but maybe that's what I wanted to hear.
472
00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:04,571
Hmm. We're gonna have to
keep an eye on him.
473
00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:06,004
- We will.
- Hmm.
474
00:19:06,071 --> 00:19:07,672
But that's tomorrow's us.
475
00:19:07,739 --> 00:19:09,768
Thank God Halloween is over.
476
00:19:12,635 --> 00:19:14,299
Devante!
477
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:19,384
Don't worry, guys.
I'm here to pick up the slack.
478
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,020
Yeah, it was almost 10:00 p.m.,
479
00:19:22,087 --> 00:19:24,456
but Junior found us
the perfect neighborhood
480
00:19:24,523 --> 00:19:26,691
for Devante's first trick-or-treating.
481
00:19:26,758 --> 00:19:28,960
- We're here.
- Trick or treat!
482
00:19:29,027 --> 00:19:31,029
Trick or treat!
483
00:19:31,096 --> 00:19:35,000
Oh, sweetie, the treat is...
Oh, my! Lots of candy.
484
00:19:35,077 --> 00:19:36,119
- Look.
- Say thank you.
485
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,072
Here you go.
486
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,196
- Okay.
- All right.
487
00:19:43,942 --> 00:19:50,157
Halloween is a time to try on
new costumes, new identities,
488
00:19:50,228 --> 00:19:52,856
but even if some attempts go astray,
489
00:19:52,934 --> 00:19:55,489
your family always has your back.
490
00:19:55,543 --> 00:19:57,422
Well, hello!
491
00:19:59,124 --> 00:20:02,561
What the hell, man?!
You ruined his first Halloween!
492
00:20:02,627 --> 00:20:05,457
Now he's not gonna sleep,
Junior. That's great.
493
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,615
Thank you very much.
494
00:20:07,701 --> 00:20:10,662
But... No, I'm the hero.
495
00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:12,635
I saved Halloween!
496
00:20:12,701 --> 00:20:14,603
I picked up the slack!
497
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:16,749
Mom goes to the movies!
498
00:20:21,398 --> 00:20:22,968
Trick or treat!
499
00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:24,866
Sho Nuff! Look what we got here.
500
00:20:24,921 --> 00:20:26,723
Cowboy and a football player.
501
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:29,090
- I'm an astronaut.
- No, you're not!
502
00:20:29,988 --> 00:20:32,416
Y'all want some peanut butter?
Here you go.
503
00:20:34,615 --> 00:20:37,085
Mmm. You look like a crunchy man.
504
00:20:37,151 --> 00:20:38,986
I got you.
505
00:20:42,156 --> 00:20:43,372
Happy Halloween.
506
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,361
Trick or treat!
507
00:20:47,428 --> 00:20:49,597
This ain't even my place.
508
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:59,500
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