1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:03,500 Dre: Football. 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,750 It's been a touchy subject lately, 3 00:00:05,750 --> 00:00:08,880 but I'm pretty sure you all know who I'm with. 4 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:11,170 Oh, I stand with you, Kaep. 5 00:00:11,170 --> 00:00:12,710 But this? 6 00:00:12,710 --> 00:00:15,290 It's gonna take a full seven months for me to get there. 7 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:16,960 Regardless of all that, 8 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:20,380 growing up, I loved playing football. 9 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:23,170 It was always my dream that one day, 10 00:00:23,170 --> 00:00:26,170 I would have a son who would follow in my footsteps. 11 00:00:26,170 --> 00:00:30,170 And that dream came true when Jack came home and said this. 12 00:00:30,170 --> 00:00:31,710 I made the football team! 13 00:00:31,710 --> 00:00:32,790 Oh! Wh-- 14 00:00:32,790 --> 00:00:34,500 What?! You did?! 15 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:35,620 Oh! 16 00:00:36,710 --> 00:00:38,040 Ohh! 17 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:40,170 I finally have a real son! 18 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:42,920 I finally have a real son! 19 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:44,750 Wow! That was unbelievable! 20 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:46,000 Play that back. 21 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,120 Yeah, we gotta see that again. 22 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,670 He sees his man, 23 00:00:48,670 --> 00:00:51,040 and look how fast he stops feeding that baby. 24 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,460 Boy, he does not give a damn. 25 00:00:52,460 --> 00:00:53,710 No, sir. 26 00:00:53,710 --> 00:00:55,920 And can we just talk about this guy's footwork? 27 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,830 The way he accelerates through the gap, 28 00:00:57,830 --> 00:01:00,040 blowing right past whoever that other kid is. 29 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,420 He does not love him as much. Mnh-mnh. 30 00:01:02,420 --> 00:01:03,250 And check this out. 31 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:05,710 There's not one, not two, 32 00:01:05,710 --> 00:01:08,080 but three points of contact with his son. 33 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,080 I'll tell you what, that kid's gonna feel that tomorrow. 34 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:11,830 And maybe for the rest of his life. Mm. 35 00:01:11,830 --> 00:01:13,830 Real son, I'm gonna buy you a car. 36 00:01:20,420 --> 00:01:23,210 You're looking at Valley Glen Prep Middle School's 37 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:26,580 newest punt returner, Jack "Tiny Dancer" Johnson. 38 00:01:26,580 --> 00:01:28,000 Dre: Oh, we've got to celebrate! 39 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,120 Finally got an athlete in the family! 40 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,620 Hey! I play soccer. Yeah. 41 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:34,420 And I was captain of the field hockey team. 42 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,500 Must you always bring that up? 43 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:40,170 Sweetheart, I had no idea 44 00:01:40,170 --> 00:01:42,880 that you were interested in football. 45 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,120 I mean, I love sports and I love dancing. Yeah. Hmm. 46 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,830 So a sport with dancing? 47 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:48,540 Sign me up! Mm-hmm. 48 00:01:48,540 --> 00:01:50,210 Also, I got you guys something. Oh, let's see. 49 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:51,380 Oh, look! 50 00:01:51,380 --> 00:01:54,120 "Proud Parent of a Valley Glen Prep Athlete." 51 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,710 I can't wait to put this on my car. 52 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:56,880 Wait, what happened to 53 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,500 "My Benz is allergic to bumper stickers"? 54 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:01,500 You never put one on when I was playing field hockey. 55 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,670 I wasn't a proud parent, okay? 56 00:02:03,670 --> 00:02:05,880 Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to. 57 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,460 I knew the answer. 58 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,540 I just wanted to hear you say it with your face. 59 00:02:09,540 --> 00:02:11,750 Look, Dad, you're making too big a deal of this. 60 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:14,460 Even Mason made the team, and he can't catch or run. 61 00:02:14,460 --> 00:02:15,920 But they said to play left guard, 62 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:17,460 all you got to do is take up space. 63 00:02:17,460 --> 00:02:19,420 I played left guard. Rainbow: Oh, boy. 64 00:02:19,420 --> 00:02:20,750 And I took up space. 65 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:22,710 Do I love Mason? 66 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:24,790 Maybe I should get two bumper stickers for my car. 67 00:02:24,790 --> 00:02:26,920 Why not three, playboy? Ha! 68 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:29,250 Also, I need you to sign this permission slip so I can play. 69 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,460 Alright, playboy. 70 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:32,040 Oh! Oh, intercepted! 71 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,920 Ahh! 72 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,670 Do you mind, sweetheart, just giving your dad and I a second? 73 00:02:35,670 --> 00:02:36,790 Yeah. Yeah. 74 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,000 Go put that on my bumper. Alright. 75 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,210 The back bumper. 76 00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:41,500 Pa-- Pass the ball! 77 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:43,250 That's so exciting, huh? 78 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,080 Football, football, right? 79 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,710 Alright, sweetheart, yeah. 80 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:49,670 I know you and Jack are really excited about this, huh? 81 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:50,880 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 82 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,750 There's no way he can play. What? 83 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:54,620 Dre, with everything that we know 84 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:57,040 about CTE and concussions? 85 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,540 This is all I ever dreamed about as a father, 86 00:02:58,540 --> 00:02:59,920 so please don't take this away from me. 87 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:01,170 Really? Mm-hmm. 88 00:03:01,170 --> 00:03:02,500 Dre, this is about your dream? 89 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,960 Let me talk to you. 90 00:03:05,170 --> 00:03:09,000 Football isn't just a game. 91 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,250 Alright? 92 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:13,380 It's a way to get through life. 93 00:03:13,380 --> 00:03:15,750 And at one point in every man's life, 94 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:18,710 there comes a time when he gets knocked down. 95 00:03:18,710 --> 00:03:22,380 So I'm asking you right here, right now... 96 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:28,210 ...when our son gets knocked down... 97 00:03:28,210 --> 00:03:29,580 what do you want him to do? 98 00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:30,790 I want him to get back up! 99 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:32,330 I said, what do you want him to do?! 100 00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:34,380 I want him to get back up, sir! 101 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:38,380 Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! 102 00:03:38,380 --> 00:03:39,750 Dre? Are you done? 103 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:41,460 Yeah, I'm done. 104 00:03:41,460 --> 00:03:44,670 Jack and Diane get all those life lessons 105 00:03:44,670 --> 00:03:46,040 from soccer. 106 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:49,000 That is ridiculous, because soccer is stupid. 107 00:03:51,330 --> 00:03:52,380 Andre Johnson. 108 00:03:52,380 --> 00:03:54,080 Yes. 109 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,290 He's not playing football. 110 00:03:56,290 --> 00:03:57,620 End of story. 111 00:03:57,620 --> 00:03:58,620 Clean this up. 112 00:04:04,380 --> 00:04:06,080 Diane: Hey, Junior, I need a favor. 113 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,420 Can you take me and Jalen 114 00:04:07,420 --> 00:04:09,120 to the Cheesecake Machine on Saturday? 115 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,080 Are you asking me to chaperone 116 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:14,210 your very first date with your very first boyfriend? 117 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:15,880 And you think I'm not gonna cry? 118 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,330 Don't make me regret this. 119 00:04:17,330 --> 00:04:19,580 Look, Mom or Dad would make it weird, 120 00:04:19,580 --> 00:04:22,330 and I just want my first date to be special. 121 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:24,420 Is it too much to ask for a little magic in my life? 122 00:04:24,420 --> 00:04:25,750 Ah! 123 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:28,040 Well, if you're in the mood for magic -- 124 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,210 No one is ever in the mood for magic. 125 00:04:30,210 --> 00:04:31,330 Hurtful. 126 00:04:31,330 --> 00:04:33,920 But I would be honored to be your chaperone. 127 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,210 Thank you. 128 00:04:35,210 --> 00:04:37,500 Just... please give us space. 129 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:39,290 Okay. 130 00:04:39,290 --> 00:04:40,620 Is this much enough? 131 00:04:41,830 --> 00:04:43,330 How about this much? Mnh-mnh. I'm good. 132 00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:44,620 Thank you. 133 00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:45,920 Yeah. 134 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,620 Still got it. 135 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,750 I made you a green one... 136 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:50,460 Guys, I need your help. 137 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:51,880 Alright. 138 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:55,080 Bow will not let Jack play football 139 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,120 because she says it's too dangerous. 140 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:58,750 Ohh! Ohh! My God. What?! 141 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:00,920 Football is too dangerous? Really? 142 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,620 What's next? She wants to take away our elephant guns, too? 143 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:05,000 Come on! 144 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,460 No matter what I say, she won't budge. 145 00:05:07,460 --> 00:05:09,670 Okay, but if Jack doesn't play football, Dre, 146 00:05:09,670 --> 00:05:11,330 how else is he gonna become a man? 147 00:05:11,330 --> 00:05:14,000 At least tell me that she's gonna get him a prostitute. 148 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,580 What? 149 00:05:15,580 --> 00:05:17,710 I'm starting to feel like she's an unfit mother. 150 00:05:17,710 --> 00:05:21,250 Dre, if you decide to leave her, I won't hold it against you. 151 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:23,120 Let me know when you leave her. 152 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,790 Just send me an e-mail or text or something, huh? 153 00:05:25,790 --> 00:05:28,830 Look, she doesn't understand how important this is. 154 00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:32,500 Football was the best part of my childhood. 155 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,080 Hey. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Me too. 156 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,290 Oh, the crisp autumn mornings... Mm. 157 00:05:36,290 --> 00:05:37,960 Yeah. ...the late-night practices... 158 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:41,500 the way Cindy Demito just lifted me to the top of the pyramid. 159 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,670 Guys, look, I don't know how I'm gonna get Bow over her fear 160 00:05:44,670 --> 00:05:46,330 of Jack getting a concussion. 161 00:05:46,330 --> 00:05:48,000 Eh, concussions get a bad rap. 162 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,670 I got one skiing, and it's had zero effect on me. 163 00:05:50,670 --> 00:05:51,920 Dre: Really? Yeah. 164 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,210 So concussions aren't that bad? 165 00:05:53,210 --> 00:05:55,170 Eh, concussions get a bad rap. 166 00:05:55,170 --> 00:05:57,540 I got one skiing, and it has had zero effect on me. 167 00:05:57,540 --> 00:05:59,290 There, there, little bear. You're in a loop. 168 00:05:59,290 --> 00:06:00,670 Come on back. Come on back. 169 00:06:00,670 --> 00:06:01,920 There we go. 170 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,080 Listen, Dre. Dre: Hmm? 171 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,040 Life is risky, huh? 172 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,580 I mean, what are you gonna do, 173 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:08,920 bubble-wrap Jack so he can never do the thing he loves? 174 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,210 Come on! You know what? 175 00:06:10,210 --> 00:06:11,880 I am not. 176 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,170 Why should he give up something that I love -- There you go. 177 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:15,790 I mean, he loves? Right, right, right. 178 00:06:15,790 --> 00:06:17,500 Alright, because this is about him, not me. Mm-hmm. 179 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:18,750 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Right? 180 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:19,960 You know what, I got this. There you go. 181 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:20,960 Josh: Tell her! 182 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,750 Eh, concussions get a bad rap. 183 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:23,750 I got one skiing. 184 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:24,750 It's had zero effect on me. 185 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:26,000 Okay. Alright. 186 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:26,880 Yeah, you're done with that. 187 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,620 Here we go, pumpkin. 188 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:31,420 Stevens was right. Everything comes with a risk. 189 00:06:31,420 --> 00:06:33,290 So I did a little research. 190 00:06:33,290 --> 00:06:34,710 Hey, babe. Hey! 191 00:06:34,710 --> 00:06:36,210 What's up? Bad news. 192 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:37,460 What happened? 193 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:38,920 Diane can't play soccer anymore. 194 00:06:40,170 --> 00:06:41,620 Did she kick another teacher? 195 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:42,920 Worse. 196 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,830 Girls' soccer has the highest proportion 197 00:06:45,830 --> 00:06:47,880 of traumatic brain injuries. 198 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,420 Really? Yes. 199 00:06:49,420 --> 00:06:51,080 Hmm. So no more girls' soccer. 200 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,670 Oh. Okay. 201 00:06:52,670 --> 00:06:54,670 Buh-bye, girl power and self-esteem. Well -- 202 00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:56,830 What? You know, I can't believe 203 00:06:56,830 --> 00:06:59,420 that shin guards were her only protection. 204 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:01,880 Well, I mean, it's j-- In football, they wear shoulder pads... 205 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,750 Uh-huh. Okay -- ...elbow pads, knee pads, 206 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:06,080 tailbone pads, rib pads, and a neck collar... 207 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,040 Mm-hmm. ...with a helmet 208 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,960 designed by the ladies in "Hidden Figures." 209 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,620 What? They did everything. 210 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:13,880 They're just that good. 211 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,250 Okay. 212 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:16,830 I see what you're doing here, Dre. 213 00:07:16,830 --> 00:07:18,120 What am I doing? 214 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,170 You think you're smarter than me. 215 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:21,790 Well... 216 00:07:21,790 --> 00:07:24,250 So no soccer for Diane... 217 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:25,170 Nope. 218 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:27,290 ...and no football for Jack. 219 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:29,960 Huh. 220 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:31,380 Well, you're gonna have to be the one 221 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:32,920 to crush Jack's dream, Bow. 222 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,330 Jack! 223 00:07:34,330 --> 00:07:36,080 We need to talk football! Mm-hmm. 224 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,960 Yeah, we do. Oh, yeah, we do. 225 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,080 Coach said I need to start eating better. Okay. 226 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:43,120 More protein, fruits, veggies, 227 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:44,880 less candy shaped like food. 228 00:07:45,670 --> 00:07:47,790 I mean, you've got to put premium in a Ferrari. 229 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,210 Do you have a concussion already? 230 00:07:50,210 --> 00:07:51,540 What is happening to you? 231 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:53,960 I'm just keeping my body right and my mind tight. 232 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,080 Now, can you quiz me on European history? 233 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,920 I need a 2.0 GPA if I'm going to play in the game coming up. 234 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,330 Okay. 235 00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:02,120 So, you're making a lot of changes 236 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,750 'cause you want to play football. 237 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,080 Well, I'm not doing it 238 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,460 because I love myself or I want to learn stuff. 239 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:08,710 Uh-huh. 240 00:08:08,710 --> 00:08:12,040 So, isn't there something... 241 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:16,120 you want to... tell Jack? 242 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,290 Y-Yes. 243 00:08:17,290 --> 00:08:19,790 I would like to tell... 244 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:22,880 you, Jack, that I am... 245 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,620 so happy for you, sweetheart. 246 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:27,830 And you can... try football. 247 00:08:27,830 --> 00:08:28,580 Dre: Great! Yes! 248 00:08:28,580 --> 00:08:29,500 For a couple of weeks. 249 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,040 Great! 250 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,040 Because I've already forged your signature on the slip 251 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,330 and turned it in last Thursday. 252 00:08:34,330 --> 00:08:35,670 Okay, that's great. 253 00:08:35,670 --> 00:08:38,170 Ahh! Look at my football-playing son. 254 00:08:38,170 --> 00:08:39,920 Uh-huh! Working on his end zone dance! 255 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,710 Gooooaaaaal! 256 00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:43,170 Wrong sport, son, but that's okay. 257 00:08:43,170 --> 00:08:44,120 We'll -- We'll work on that. 258 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,420 Ladies and gentlemen... Jack Johnson! 259 00:08:49,420 --> 00:08:50,710 Rainbow: Okay. 260 00:08:50,710 --> 00:08:53,250 Number 81 in the program, but number 1 in your hearts. 261 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:54,330 Oh! 262 00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:55,960 That's an 18, buddy. Rainbow: Yes, it is. 263 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,170 Oh. I was in the mirror. 264 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,380 That's a bad one even for Jack. 265 00:08:58,380 --> 00:08:59,670 Did you get hit in practice? Mnh-mnh. 266 00:08:59,670 --> 00:09:01,540 Follow my finger, please. 267 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:02,540 Very good. 268 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:04,580 Alphabet backwards. 269 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:05,670 Um... 270 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,420 A, B, C... 271 00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:08,710 Boom! Oh, my God. 272 00:09:08,710 --> 00:09:09,920 Still Jack. Yep. Mm-hmm. 273 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,500 Alright, no need for concussion protocol. 274 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:12,920 The boy didn't get hit! 275 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:13,920 Because I'm so quick. 276 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,210 So quick. Ha ha! 277 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:17,330 Yeah! Low center of gravity. 278 00:09:17,330 --> 00:09:19,830 Oh! High escapability and good hands, like hooves! 279 00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:21,210 Oh! Oh, my -- 280 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:22,540 Like his Pops, not like you, Dre. 281 00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:24,000 Wow, Pops. 282 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,580 I've never seen you take an interest 283 00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:27,540 in any of the kids' sports. 284 00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:28,670 It's football. 285 00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:29,790 Oh -- Wo-- Okay. 286 00:09:29,790 --> 00:09:31,000 Ahh! Dre: He's right. 287 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,620 Babe. Yes? 288 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:35,920 Today was the single greatest day of my life. 289 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,670 Really? Yeah. 290 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:39,460 Watching Jack on the football field was incredible. 291 00:09:39,460 --> 00:09:41,170 Aww. 292 00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:42,880 And that wasn't even the best part. 293 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,460 Pops: Hey, look out, look out! 294 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:46,710 Oh! That's it! Move it, son! There you go! 295 00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:48,000 That's my boy! 296 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,290 Look out, look out, look out, look out! 297 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:51,500 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, yeah! 298 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:54,380 You know what? Jack being good at football makes me like you more. 299 00:09:59,170 --> 00:10:01,790 Thank you, football. 300 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,420 Are you -- 301 00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:07,620 Are you crying? 302 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:09,830 This game... 303 00:10:09,830 --> 00:10:12,420 has given me everything I've ever wanted. 304 00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:14,290 I feel the same way! 305 00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:15,790 You know what I just realized? Hmm? 306 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:18,460 All those college football games I've been watching, 307 00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:20,500 those kids are in college. 308 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,000 I... 309 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,500 I want to go to college. 310 00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:27,080 W-What? 311 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,710 Mom, are you -- are -- are you crying? 312 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,540 Touch it. 313 00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:33,120 Yes, I am. Touch it. 314 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,330 I'm crying, sweetheart. 315 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,330 Oh, God. 316 00:10:37,330 --> 00:10:39,500 Thank you, football. 317 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,500 Thank you. 318 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:44,620 Together: Eagles! 319 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,080 Eagles! 320 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,710 Alright, that's my son right there! 321 00:10:47,710 --> 00:10:48,960 That's my grandson! 322 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,420 Hi, sweetheart. Go, Jack! 323 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,960 Eagles, let's go! 324 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,080 Looking good, Jack! 325 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,830 Okay, you know what? I-I can't. 326 00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:01,790 I thought I could do this. I can't. I can't. What? 327 00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:03,790 They are tiny, tiny little boys! 328 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:05,380 My womb is aching. 329 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:06,670 Okay. That's a sign. I got to go get a snack. 330 00:11:06,670 --> 00:11:08,620 Alright. Alright. Excuse me. Getting a snack. Sorry. 331 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:10,040 Excuse me. 332 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,460 Hey, you're Jack's father. 333 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:12,710 Yeah. 334 00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:15,210 Yeah. Heard some great things about your son. 335 00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:17,380 Ah. Well, you know, I couldn't be prouder. 336 00:11:17,380 --> 00:11:18,960 Hey, if you're a shady college recruiter, 337 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:21,210 Jack will go anywhere as long as you buy his grandad a Cadillac. 338 00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:22,330 I got it. Yeah. 339 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:23,880 He's not lying. 340 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,750 Hey, which one's your kid? 341 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,830 Oh, my son's right here. 342 00:11:27,830 --> 00:11:29,670 Oh. Well, why isn't he playing, man? 343 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:31,120 He -- He's a tank. 344 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,750 Oh, naw, I'll never let him play. 345 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:34,580 Yeah, me neither. 346 00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:36,710 What? Your kid's got weak legs? 347 00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:38,330 They weren't born with the gift, like mine. 348 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,500 Nah, football's just way too dangerous. 349 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,580 You got a future to think about, don't you, bud? 350 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,620 Crowd: Let's go, Eagles! Let's go! 351 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:48,080 Let's go, Eagles! 352 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,080 Hey, Pops, there's a lot of parents out here 353 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,790 who aren't letting their kids play 354 00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:55,750 but enjoy the hell out of watching other parents' kids play. 355 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,380 Seems like the only thing you enjoy is talking. 356 00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:58,920 Why don't you be quiet so I can watch the game? 357 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,250 Okay. Alright. I'll watch the game. 358 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,790 Where's the girl with the beer at, anyway? 359 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,620 Alright! 360 00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:07,420 You two have fun. 361 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:10,330 I will stay out of your hair but close if you need my help. 362 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,540 That is the chaperone's code! 363 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,830 Wow! The Cheesecake Machine is popping. 364 00:12:16,830 --> 00:12:18,960 Good job getting a reservation. 365 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,290 Wait. We need a reservation? 366 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:23,210 You didn't make a reservation? 367 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,500 Hey, it's -- it's fine. 368 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,710 No. Let your chaperone handle this. 369 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:28,960 Alright? 370 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,000 Heeeeeey! Hi. 371 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,540 So, I've got some crazy kids over there on their first date, 372 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:34,920 trying to create some magic. 373 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,500 They need a table ASAP. 374 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,620 A nice one, with a view of the Sephora. 375 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,000 It's gonna be 90 minutes. 376 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,250 Alright. 377 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:45,210 She said it's gonna be 90 minutes. 378 00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:48,210 Luckily, I know a little hack 379 00:12:48,210 --> 00:12:49,960 to get this buzzer to go off, alright? 380 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:50,960 Jalen, spot me. 381 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:56,830 So, all you need to do is pry the right spot and... 382 00:12:56,830 --> 00:12:57,750 And we're getting it -- 383 00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,040 Ohh! 384 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,380 Nice job, chap'. 385 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,880 Okay, guys. You know -- You know what? 386 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,710 I know another hack, and that is called confidence. 387 00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:08,000 I'm gonna get you seated. 388 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,040 Hey. 389 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:09,960 Hi. 390 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,330 It's me again. 391 00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:12,710 I remember you. 392 00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:15,420 Is there really nothing you can do for these kids? 393 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,460 I mean, they gave you their hearts, 394 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,620 and you gave them this broken buzzer. 395 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:22,120 Sir, did you tamper with this? 396 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,790 Oh. Uh, no. 397 00:13:23,790 --> 00:13:25,290 These buzzers are custom-made 398 00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:27,210 at our Cheesecake Machine factory. 399 00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:29,330 I'm sorry. Your whole party has to go. 400 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:32,080 Or...just hear me out. 401 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:35,580 You kick out this bozo and you let us sit down, right? 402 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:37,620 You think I want to kick three black kids out of here? 403 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,210 I'm gonna be on Instagram for this. 404 00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:41,790 They're gonna call me Cheesecake Cathy. 405 00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,420 Hey, you can go viral. 406 00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:45,250 No, not the good kind. 407 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:46,790 Not the good kind. You know that. 408 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,540 So, Jack is eating better... Mm. 409 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,500 ...and his grades are up. Oh, good. 410 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,290 I mean, and now when he signs his name, 411 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,670 the "K" is facing in the right direction. 412 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,670 But football -- honestly, I'm just gonna say this. 413 00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,420 I, um... 414 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:03,580 I thought I could get on board for watching this, 415 00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:05,080 but I can't -- I can't do it. 416 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,170 You want me to be your eyes and ears for you? 417 00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:08,080 Do it for me, Janine. You got it. 418 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,210 I'm asking that of you. Please do it. You got it. Alright. Alright. Alright. 419 00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:11,540 They got the football, and they're running. They're running. Okay. 420 00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:12,960 Oh! 421 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,540 Oh, no! What happened?! That kid got hit really hard. 422 00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:16,250 No! Oh, my God. A helmet fell off. 423 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,880 No! No, it's the way it fell off. It's funny. 424 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,500 Who? Is it mine? Which one? Whose? I can't tell who it is. 425 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,290 It's a kid with a teeny, tiny, little body. 426 00:14:21,290 --> 00:14:22,580 My kid has a teeny, tiny body. 427 00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:25,920 Oh! That is not the way a leg goes. 428 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,250 My kid has a leg! My kid has a leg! That is bad. 429 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,790 N-- No, Jack's on the bench drinking water! 430 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:31,830 I should've led with that. Your kid's fine! 431 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,380 Oh! Ohh! 432 00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:38,290 Nice hit! 433 00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:39,710 Glad that's not my kid. 434 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,620 Uh-oh. What's happening? 435 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,670 Well, it appears Dad's starting to see football 436 00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:45,830 in a whole new light. 437 00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:46,710 Man: Come on, Eagles. 438 00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:49,420 Yeah! Oooooh! 439 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:51,000 He got jacked up! 440 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,290 Is he okay? 441 00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:53,500 Oh, I doubt it. 442 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,330 Way to go, Eagles! 443 00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:59,080 Um, I do not think that this is okay. 444 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,040 This is not okay. No, no. No, no, no, no. It's okay. 445 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,380 It's okay. It's okay. It's -- Oh, God! 446 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:03,670 It's okay, right, Pops? 447 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,290 Yeah, it's alright. It's football, ain't it? 448 00:15:05,290 --> 00:15:06,290 Uh-huh. 449 00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:07,880 Al: Phew! That was close. 450 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,830 For a second there, I thought these two lifelong fans 451 00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:13,880 were having doubts about this very complicated sport. 452 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:17,000 Here we go. Here's your son's big moment. 453 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000 What? 454 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 You must be excited, huh? 455 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,250 Oh, uh... Okay. 456 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,670 Yeah, that's one word for it. 457 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:22,830 Al: Uh-oh. 458 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:24,250 Now that his son has taken the field, 459 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,790 it's getting personal. Yeah. 460 00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:27,960 Ooh, Dad does not seem psyched. 461 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,170 Yeah, even Granddad knows this isn't cool, 462 00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:31,830 and he bets on horse fights. 463 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,710 Their small son is set to receive. 464 00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:38,120 And, boy, it is hitting them now. 465 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,830 Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. 466 00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:41,960 Kick is up. 467 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,080 It is high and deep. 468 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,670 That's gonna give these defenders 469 00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:48,170 plenty of time to get down there and hit that little guy. 470 00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:49,210 Mm. 471 00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:51,960 He's got it! He's off! 472 00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:54,460 Jack! Jack! 473 00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:56,460 Al: What the ?! 474 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:59,000 I can't -- I can't lose my only good son! 475 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,420 Wow. I've never seen that before. 476 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,330 Yeah, this is crazy! 477 00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:07,420 We'll sort all this out after these ads 478 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:09,290 for jeans that make your look big. Oh. 479 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:14,830 You carried that boy off the field 480 00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:16,880 like Whitney in "The Bodyguard." 481 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,620 Your thigh okay? 482 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:19,920 Is it chafing? Uh, just a little bit. 483 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,420 Okay. 484 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:22,500 Here. Okay. 485 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,330 I need some ice, too. Ohh. There you go. 486 00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:26,420 I didn't even complete my first play! 487 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,420 So, when did you suddenly change your mind about football? 488 00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:32,790 It's just... son... 489 00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:35,420 I love football. Alright? It's a great game. 490 00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:38,750 But I just couldn't sit there and watch people beat you up 491 00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:39,920 for other people's entertainment. 492 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,250 It felt wrong. 493 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,750 Can I not play anymore? 494 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,080 I'm sorry, son. 495 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,290 But I'm finally great at something! 496 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:49,210 Everyone was yelling my name! 497 00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:51,120 Dad, you were so proud of me. 498 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,750 I'm always proud of you. 499 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:53,960 Not football proud. 500 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,170 It -- 501 00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:56,330 You put my face on a sweatshirt. 502 00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:57,790 Yes. 503 00:16:57,790 --> 00:16:59,500 Do I even have to bring up the bumper stickers? 504 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,620 Yeah, you'll never sell that car now. 505 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,460 Jack, I'm proud of you for so many other reasons. 506 00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,620 You are an incredible kid. 507 00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:09,580 And maybe I haven't been loud about it in the past, 508 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:11,420 but I promise you this -- 509 00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:13,750 I will be football proud of you 510 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,120 in whatever it is that you do. 511 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,500 This is so unfair. 512 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,330 Is he gonna hate me forever? 513 00:17:22,330 --> 00:17:24,040 Probably. Yeah. 514 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:27,040 But all parents have to do what's best for their kids, 515 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,920 and you're doing what's best, son. 516 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:29,880 This is what's best. 517 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:30,880 Hold on. 518 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,000 Yeah? 519 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,460 You're proud of me, Pops? 520 00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:35,920 Yeah. 521 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,960 Not football proud. 522 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:38,960 Ohh. 523 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,790 I mean, seriously? 524 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,080 Heeeeeeey! 525 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,040 I've got a surprise for you! 526 00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:52,000 Is it a new big brother? 527 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,710 I-I deserve that. 528 00:17:55,710 --> 00:17:56,710 I'm sorry. 529 00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,080 Mm-hmm. 530 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,460 I was just trying to look out for you 531 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,750 because you're my little sister. 532 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:04,580 But I went about it in the wrong way. 533 00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:06,750 Now, let me try and make it up to you. 534 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,210 Come on. 535 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,460 Hey. 536 00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:21,380 I found a place with no wait. 537 00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:23,000 Hey, Jalen. 538 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,920 This is... 539 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,620 magical. 540 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,420 How'd you do all this? 541 00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:30,380 Let's just say I've got the hook-up. 542 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,250 Is it Target? 543 00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:36,540 It's Target. 544 00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:38,170 Unlike a certain restaurant, 545 00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:40,120 their app hasn't banished me forever, 546 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,580 so I ordered a bunch of stuff and picked it up that day. 547 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,040 I'll be back to check on you. 548 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,750 But not too often. 549 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,790 Thanks. 550 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:53,960 This is so nice. 551 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,880 Yeah. Worth the wait. 552 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,540 Finally a moment alone. 553 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,080 Hands to yourself, buster! 554 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:09,580 I'm sorry. 555 00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:10,920 H-He's a narc. 556 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:14,750 So, after my talk with Jack, 557 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:17,170 I realized I was wrong. 558 00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:20,080 There was another way he could enjoy football. 559 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,580 See? Flag football. 560 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:24,540 It's just as exciting. It's just as fun. 561 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:25,710 Goooooooal! Mnh! 562 00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:26,500 Owwwwww! 563 00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:30,920 This is like vegan cheese, son. 564 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,580 I don't see the point. 565 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:35,000 I mean, I thought we had something there for a minute. 566 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,920 I don't love you anymore. 567 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,620 Well... 568 00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,580 it was fun while it lasted. 569 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,120 Andre Johnson. Dad. 570 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,790 H.U.! 571 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,250 Dr. Rainbow Johnson. 572 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,250 Doctor. 573 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,670 Brown undergrad, 574 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,500 USC Medical School. 575 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,710 Doctor. 576 00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:58,000 I am a doctor. 577 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Andre Johnson Jr. 578 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 Howard...briefly. 579 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,330 Jack Johnson. 580 00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:04,790 Kick returner. 581 00:20:04,790 --> 00:20:06,460 Clown College applicant. 582 00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:08,670 Earl Johnson. 583 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:11,420 University of None of Your Damn Business! 584 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,830 Somebody better come and get this thing off me. 585 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,830 I am not doing this. 586 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,790 -Mom! -Shh! Daddy's working!