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Dre: Football.

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It's been
a touchy subject lately,

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but I'm pretty sure
you all know who I'm with.

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Oh, I stand with you, Kaep.

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But this?

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It's gonna take a full seven
months for me to get there.

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Regardless of all that,

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growing up,
I loved playing football.

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It was always my dream
that one day,

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I would have a son who would
follow in my footsteps.

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And that dream came true when
Jack came home and said this.

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I made
the football team!

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Oh!
Wh--

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What?! You did?!

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Oh!

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[ Grunts ]

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Ohh!

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I finally have
a real son!

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I finally have
a real son!

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Wow!
That was unbelievable!

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Play that back.

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Yeah, we gotta
see that again.

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He sees his man,

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and look how fast
he stops feeding that baby.

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Boy, he does not
give a damn.

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[ Chuckling ]
No, sir.

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And can we just talk about
this guy's footwork?

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The way he accelerates
through the gap,

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blowing right past
whoever that other kid is.

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He does not
love him as much.
Mnh-mnh.

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[ Screams in slow-mo ]
And check this out.

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There's not one,
not two,

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but three points of contact
with his son.

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I'll tell you what, that kid's
gonna feel that tomorrow.

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And maybe for
the rest of his life.
Mm.

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Real son,
I'm gonna buy you a car.

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You're looking at
Valley Glen Prep Middle School's

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newest punt returner,
Jack "Tiny Dancer" Johnson.

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Dre: Oh,
we've got to celebrate!

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Finally got an athlete
in the family!

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Hey! I play soccer.
Yeah.

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And I was captain
of the field hockey team.

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♪♪

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Must you always
bring that up?

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Sweetheart,
I had no idea

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that you were interested
in football.

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I mean, I love sports
and I love dancing.
Yeah. Hmm.

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So a sport
with dancing?

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Sign me up!
Mm-hmm.

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Also, I got you guys
something.
Oh, let's see.

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Oh, look!

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"Proud Parent of
a Valley Glen Prep Athlete."

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I can't wait
to put this on my car.

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Wait,
what happened to

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"My Benz is allergic
to bumper stickers"?

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You never put one on
when I was playing field hockey.

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I wasn't a proud parent,
okay?

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Don't ask questions
you don't want the answers to.

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I knew the answer.

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I just wanted to hear you
say it with your face.

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Look, Dad, you're making
too big a deal of this.

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Even Mason made the team,
and he can't catch or run.

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But they said
to play left guard,

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all you got to do
is take up space.

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I played left guard.
Rainbow: Oh, boy.

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And I took up space.

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Do I love Mason?

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Maybe I should get
two bumper stickers for my car.

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Why not three,
playboy?
Ha!

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Also, I need you to sign this
permission slip so I can play.

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Alright, playboy.

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Oh!
Oh, intercepted!

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Ahh!
[ Cackles ]

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Do you mind, sweetheart, just
giving your dad and I a second?

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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Go put that
on my bumper.
Alright.

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The back bumper.

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Pa-- Pass the ball!
[ Laughs ]

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That's so exciting,
huh?
[ Grunts ]

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Football, football,
right?

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Alright, sweetheart,
yeah.

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I know you and Jack are
really excited about this, huh?

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Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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There's no way
he can play.
What?

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Dre, with everything
that we know

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about CTE
and concussions?
[ Sighs ]

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This is all I ever
dreamed about as a father,

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so please don't
take this away from me.

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Really?
Mm-hmm.

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Dre, this is about
your dream?

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Let me talk to you.

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[ Uplifting music plays ]

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Football isn't
just a game.

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Alright?

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It's a way
to get through life.

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And at one point
in every man's life,

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there comes a time
when he gets knocked down.

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So I'm asking you
right here, right now...

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♪♪

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...when our son
gets knocked down...

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what do you
want him to do?

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I want him
to get back up!

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I said, what do you
want him to do?!

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I want him
to get back up, sir!

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Clear eyes, full hearts,
can't lose!

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[ Music stops ]
Dre? Are you done?

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Yeah, I'm done.

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Jack and Diane
get all those life lessons

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from soccer.

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That is ridiculous,
because soccer is stupid.

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[ Sighs ]

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Andre Johnson.

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Yes.

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He's not
playing football.

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[ Inhales sharply ]

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End of story.

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Clean this [bleep] up.

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♪♪

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Diane: Hey, Junior,
I need a favor.

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Can you take me and Jalen

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to the Cheesecake Machine
on Saturday?

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Are you asking me
to chaperone

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your very first date
with your very first boyfriend?

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And you think
I'm not gonna cry?

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Don't make me regret this.

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Look, Mom or Dad
would make it weird,

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and I just want my first date
to be special.

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Is it too much to ask
for a little magic in my life?

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Ah!

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Well, if you're in the mood
for magic --

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No one is ever
in the mood for magic.

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Hurtful.

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But I would be honored
to be your chaperone.

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Thank you.

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Just...
please give us space.

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Okay.

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Is this much enough?

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How about this much?
Mnh-mnh. I'm good.

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Thank you.

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Yeah.

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Still got it.

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I made you
a green one...

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Guys,
I need your help.

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Alright.

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Bow will not
let Jack play football

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because she says
it's too dangerous.

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Ohh!
Ohh!
My God.
What?!

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Football is too dangerous?
Really?

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What's next? She wants to take
away our elephant guns, too?

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[ Laughter ]
Come on!

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No matter what I say,
she won't budge.

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Okay, but if Jack
doesn't play football, Dre,

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how else is
he gonna become a man?

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At least tell me that she's
gonna get him a prostitute.

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What?

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I'm starting to feel like
she's an unfit mother.

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Dre, if you decide to leave her,
I won't hold it against you.

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Let me know
when you leave her.

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Just send me an e-mail or text
or something, huh?

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Look, she doesn't understand
how important this is.

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Football was the best part
of my childhood.

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Hey.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Me too.

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Oh, the crisp
autumn mornings...
Mm.

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Yeah.
...the late-night
practices...

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the way Cindy Demito just lifted
me to the top of the pyramid.

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Guys, look, I don't know how
I'm gonna get Bow over her fear

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of Jack
getting a concussion.

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Eh, concussions
get a bad rap.

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I got one skiing,
and it's had zero effect on me.

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Dre: Really?
Yeah.

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So concussions
aren't that bad?

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Eh, concussions
get a bad rap.

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I got one skiing, and it has
had zero effect on me.

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There, there, little bear.
You're in a loop.

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[ Snaps fingers ]
Come on back. Come on back.

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There we go.

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Listen, Dre.
Dre: Hmm?

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Life is risky, huh?

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I mean,
what are you gonna do,

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bubble-wrap Jack so he can
never do the thing he loves?

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Come on!
You know what?

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I am not.

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Why should he give up
something that I love --
There you go.

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I mean, he loves?
Right, right, right.

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Alright, because
this is about him, not me.
Mm-hmm.

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Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Right?

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You know what,
I got this.
There you go.

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Josh: Tell her!

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Eh, concussions
get a bad rap.

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I got one skiing.

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It's had
zero effect on me.

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Okay. Alright.

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Yeah,
you're done with that.

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Here we go, pumpkin.

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Stevens was right.
Everything comes with a risk.

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So I did a little research.

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Hey, babe.
Hey!

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What's up?
Bad news.

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What happened?

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Diane can't
play soccer anymore.

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[ Gasps ]

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Did she kick
another teacher?

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Worse.

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Girls' soccer has
the highest proportion

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of traumatic
brain injuries.

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Really?
Yes.

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Hmm.
So no more
girls' soccer.

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Oh. Okay.

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Buh-bye, girl power
and self-esteem.
Well --

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What?
You know,
I can't believe

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that shin guards
were her only protection.

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Well, I mean, it's j--
In football,
they wear shoulder pads...

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Uh-huh. Okay --
...elbow pads,
knee pads,

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tailbone pads, rib pads,
and a neck collar...

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Mm-hmm.
...with a helmet

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designed by the ladies
in "Hidden Figures."

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What?
They did everything.

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They're just that good.

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Okay.

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I see what you're doing
here, Dre.

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What am I doing?

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You think
you're smarter than me.

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Well...

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So no soccer
for Diane...

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Nope.

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...and no football
for Jack.

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Huh.

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Well, you're gonna
have to be the one

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to crush Jack's dream,
Bow.

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Jack!

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We need
to talk football!
Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, we do.
Oh, yeah, we do.

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Coach said I need
to start eating better.
Okay.

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More protein,
fruits, veggies,

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less candy
shaped like food.

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I mean, you've got to
put premium in a Ferrari.

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[ Crunch ]

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Do you have a concussion
already?

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What is happening
to you?

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I'm just keeping my body right
and my mind tight.

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Now, can you quiz me
on European history?

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I need a 2.0 GPA if I'm going to
play in the game coming up.

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Okay.

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So, you're making
a lot of changes

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'cause you want
to play football.

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Well, I'm not doing it

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because I love myself
or I want to learn stuff.

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Uh-huh.

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So, isn't there
something...

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you want to...
tell Jack?

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Y-Yes.

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I would like to tell...

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you, Jack,
that I am...

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so happy for you,
sweetheart.

255
00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:27,830
And you can...
try football.

256
00:08:27,830 --> 00:08:28,580
Dre: Great!
Yes!

257
00:08:28,580 --> 00:08:29,500
For a couple of weeks.

258
00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,040
Great!

259
00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,040
Because I've already forged
your signature on the slip

260
00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,330
and turned it in
last Thursday.

261
00:08:34,330 --> 00:08:35,670
Okay, that's great.

262
00:08:35,670 --> 00:08:38,170
Ahh! Look at
my football-playing son.

263
00:08:38,170 --> 00:08:39,920
Uh-huh! Working on
his end zone dance!

264
00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,710
Gooooaaaaal!

265
00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:43,170
Wrong sport, son,
but that's okay.

266
00:08:43,170 --> 00:08:44,120
We'll --
We'll work on that.

267
00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,420
Ladies and gentlemen...
Jack Johnson!

268
00:08:49,420 --> 00:08:50,710
Rainbow: Okay.
[ Laughs ]

269
00:08:50,710 --> 00:08:53,250
Number 81 in the program,
but number 1 in your hearts.

270
00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:54,330
Oh!

271
00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:55,960
That's an 18, buddy.
Rainbow: Yes, it is.

272
00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,170
Oh.
I was in the mirror.

273
00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,380
That's a bad one
even for Jack.

274
00:08:58,380 --> 00:08:59,670
Did you get hit
in practice?
Mnh-mnh.

275
00:08:59,670 --> 00:09:01,540
Follow my finger,
please.

276
00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:02,540
Very good.

277
00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:04,580
Alphabet backwards.

278
00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:05,670
Um...

279
00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,420
A, B, C...

280
00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:08,710
Boom!
Oh, my God.

281
00:09:08,710 --> 00:09:09,920
Still Jack.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.

282
00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,500
Alright, no need
for concussion protocol.

283
00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:12,920
The boy
didn't get hit!

284
00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:13,920
Because I'm so quick.

285
00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,210
So quick. Ha ha!

286
00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:17,330
Yeah!
Low center of gravity.

287
00:09:17,330 --> 00:09:19,830
Oh! High escapability
and good hands, like hooves!

288
00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:21,210
Oh!
Oh, my --

289
00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:22,540
Like his Pops,
not like you, Dre.

290
00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:24,000
Wow, Pops.

291
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,580
I've never seen you
take an interest

292
00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:27,540
in any
of the kids' sports.

293
00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:28,670
It's football.

294
00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:29,790
Oh -- Wo-- Okay.

295
00:09:29,790 --> 00:09:31,000
Ahh!
Dre: He's right.

296
00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,620
Babe.
Yes?

297
00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:35,920
Today was the single
greatest day of my life.

298
00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,670
Really?
Yeah.

299
00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:39,460
Watching Jack on the football
field was incredible.

300
00:09:39,460 --> 00:09:41,170
Aww.

301
00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:42,880
And that wasn't even
the best part.

302
00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,460
Pops: Hey, look out,
look out!

303
00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:46,710
Oh! That's it!
Move it, son! There you go!

304
00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:48,000
That's my boy!

305
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,290
Look out, look out,
look out, look out!

306
00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:51,500
[ Laughs ]
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Oh, yeah!

307
00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:54,380
You know what? Jack
being good at football
makes me like you more.

308
00:09:54,380 --> 00:09:56,540
[ Laughs ]

309
00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:57,880
[ Soft music plays ]

310
00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,170
[ Sobs ]

311
00:09:59,170 --> 00:10:01,790
Thank you, football.

312
00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,420
Are you --

313
00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:07,620
Are you crying?

314
00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:09,830
[ Voice breaking ]
This game...

315
00:10:09,830 --> 00:10:12,420
has given me everything
I've ever wanted.

316
00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:14,290
I feel
the same way!

317
00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:15,790
You know
what I just realized?
Hmm?

318
00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:18,460
All those college football games
I've been watching,

319
00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:20,500
those kids
are in college.

320
00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,000
I...

321
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,500
I want to go to college.

322
00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,420
[ Soft music plays ]

323
00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:27,080
[ Voice breaking ]
W-What?

324
00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,710
Mom, are you --
are -- are you crying?

325
00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:29,920
[ Sobs ]

326
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,540
Touch it.

327
00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:33,120
Yes, I am.
Touch it.

328
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,330
I'm crying, sweetheart.

329
00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:35,500
[ Breathing shakily ]

330
00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,330
Oh, God.

331
00:10:37,330 --> 00:10:39,500
[ Crying ]
Thank you, football.

332
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,500
Thank you.

333
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,500
[ Marching band plays ]

334
00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:44,620
Together: Eagles!

335
00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,080
Eagles!

336
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,710
Alright,
that's my son right there!

337
00:10:47,710 --> 00:10:48,960
That's my grandson!
[ Laughs ]

338
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,420
Hi, sweetheart.
Go, Jack!

339
00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:53,920
[ Players screaming ]

340
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,960
Eagles,
let's go!

341
00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,080
Looking good, Jack!

342
00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,830
Okay, you know what?
I-I can't.

343
00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:01,790
I thought I could do this.
I can't. I can't.
What?

344
00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:03,790
They are
tiny, tiny little boys!

345
00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:05,380
My womb is aching.

346
00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:06,670
Okay.
That's a sign.
I got to go get a snack.

347
00:11:06,670 --> 00:11:08,620
Alright. Alright.
Excuse me.
Getting a snack. Sorry.

348
00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:10,040
Excuse me.
[ Whistle blows ]

349
00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,460
Hey,
you're Jack's father.

350
00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:12,710
Yeah.

351
00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:15,210
Yeah. Heard some great things
about your son.

352
00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:17,380
Ah. Well, you know,
I couldn't be prouder.

353
00:11:17,380 --> 00:11:18,960
Hey, if you're
a shady college recruiter,

354
00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:21,210
Jack will go anywhere as long as
you buy his grandad a Cadillac.

355
00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:22,330
[ Chuckling ]
I got it. Yeah.

356
00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:23,880
[ Chuckling ]
He's not lying.

357
00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,750
Hey,
which one's your kid?

358
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,830
Oh,
my son's right here.

359
00:11:27,830 --> 00:11:29,670
Oh. Well,
why isn't he playing, man?

360
00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:31,120
He -- He's a tank.

361
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,750
Oh, naw,
I'll never let him play.

362
00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:34,580
Yeah, me neither.

363
00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:36,710
What? Your kid's got
weak legs?

364
00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:38,330
They weren't born
with the gift, like mine.

365
00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,500
Nah, football's just
way too dangerous.

366
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,580
You got a future to think about,
don't you, bud?

367
00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:43,920
[ Laughs ]

368
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,620
Crowd: [ Chanting ]
Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!

369
00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:48,080
Let's go, Eagles!

370
00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,080
Hey, Pops, there's
a lot of parents out here

371
00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,790
who aren't
letting their kids play

372
00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:55,750
but enjoy the hell
out of watching other
parents' kids play.

373
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,380
Seems like the only thing
you enjoy is talking.

374
00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:58,920
Why don't you be quiet
so I can watch the game?

375
00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,250
Okay. Alright.
I'll watch the game.

376
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,790
Where's the girl
with the beer at, anyway?

377
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:03,960
[ Exhales sharply ]

378
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,620
Alright!

379
00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:07,420
You two have fun.

380
00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:10,330
I will stay out of your hair
but close if you need my help.

381
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,540
That is
the chaperone's code!

382
00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:13,960
[ Chuckles ]

383
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,830
Wow! The Cheesecake Machine
is popping.

384
00:12:16,830 --> 00:12:18,960
Good job
getting a reservation.

385
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,290
Wait.
We need a reservation?

386
00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:23,210
You didn't make
a reservation?

387
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,500
Hey, it's -- it's fine.
[ Chuckles ]

388
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,710
No. Let your chaperone
handle this.

389
00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:28,960
Alright?

390
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,000
Heeeeeey!
Hi.

391
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,540
So, I've got some crazy kids
over there on their first date,

392
00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:34,920
trying to create
some magic.

393
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,500
They need a table ASAP.

394
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,620
A nice one, with a view
of the Sephora. [ Chuckles ]

395
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,000
It's gonna be
90 minutes.

396
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,250
Alright.

397
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:45,210
She said it's gonna be
90 minutes.

398
00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:48,210
Luckily,
I know a little hack

399
00:12:48,210 --> 00:12:49,960
to get this buzzer
to go off, alright?

400
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:50,960
Jalen, spot me.

401
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,540
[ Keys jingle ]

402
00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:56,830
So, all you need to do
is pry the right spot and...

403
00:12:56,830 --> 00:12:57,750
And we're getting it --

404
00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,040
[ Zap ]
Ohh!

405
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,380
Nice job, chap'.

406
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,880
Okay, guys.
You know -- You know what?

407
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,710
I know another hack,
and that is called confidence.

408
00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:08,000
I'm gonna get you seated.

409
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,040
Hey.

410
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:09,960
Hi.

411
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,330
It's me again.

412
00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:12,710
I remember you.

413
00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:15,420
Is there really nothing
you can do for these kids?

414
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,460
I mean, they gave you
their hearts,

415
00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,620
and you gave them
this broken buzzer.

416
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:22,120
Sir, did you
tamper with this?

417
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,790
Oh. Uh, no.

418
00:13:23,790 --> 00:13:25,290
These buzzers
are custom-made

419
00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:27,210
at our Cheesecake Machine
factory.

420
00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:29,330
I'm sorry.
Your whole party has to go.

421
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:32,080
[ Chuckling ]
Or...just hear me out.

422
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:35,580
You kick out this bozo
and you let us sit down, right?

423
00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:37,620
You think I want to kick
three black kids out of here?

424
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,210
I'm gonna be on Instagram
for this.

425
00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:41,790
They're gonna call me
Cheesecake Cathy.

426
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,420
Hey, you can go viral.
[ Chuckles ]

427
00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:45,250
No,
not the good kind.

428
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:46,790
Not the good kind.
You know that.

429
00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:48,000
[ Marching band plays
in distance ]

430
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,540
So, Jack
is eating better...
Mm.

431
00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,500
...and his grades
are up.
Oh, good.

432
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,290
I mean, and now
when he signs his name,

433
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,670
the "K" is facing
in the right direction.

434
00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:56,120
[ Chuckles ]

435
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,670
But football -- honestly,
I'm just gonna say this.

436
00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,420
I, um...

437
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:03,580
I thought I could get on board
[Laughs] for watching this,

438
00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:05,080
but I can't --
I can't do it.

439
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,170
You want me to be
your eyes and ears for you?

440
00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:08,080
Do it for me, Janine.
You got it.

441
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,210
I'm asking that of you.
Please do it.
You got it. Alright.
Alright. Alright.

442
00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:11,540
They got the football,
and they're running.
They're running.
Okay.

443
00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:12,960
[ Crowd gasps ]
Oh!

444
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,540
Oh, no! What happened?!
That kid got hit
really hard.

445
00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:16,250
No!
Oh, my God.
A helmet fell off.

446
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,880
No!
[ Laughs ] No, it's the way
it fell off. It's funny.

447
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,500
Who? Is it mine?
Which one? Whose?
I can't tell who it is.

448
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,290
It's a kid with
a teeny, tiny, little body.

449
00:14:21,290 --> 00:14:22,580
My kid has
a teeny, tiny body.

450
00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:25,920
Oh! That is not
the way a leg goes.

451
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,250
My kid has a leg!
My kid has a leg!
That is bad.

452
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,790
N-- No, Jack's on the bench
drinking water!

453
00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:31,830
I should've led with that.
Your kid's fine!

454
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,750
[ Indistinct shouting ]

455
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,830
[ Crowd groans ]

456
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,380
Oh!
Ohh!

457
00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:38,290
Nice hit!

458
00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:39,710
[ Laughing ]
Glad that's not my kid.

459
00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:40,750
[ Laughs ]

460
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,620
Uh-oh.
What's happening?

461
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,670
Well, it appears
Dad's starting to see football

462
00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:45,830
in a whole new light.

463
00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:46,710
Man: Come on, Eagles.

464
00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:47,830
[ Crowd gasps ]

465
00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:49,420
Yeah!
Oooooh!

466
00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:51,000
He got jacked up!

467
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,290
Is he okay?

468
00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:53,500
Oh, I doubt it.

469
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,330
Way to go, Eagles!

470
00:14:55,330 --> 00:14:57,170
[ Indistinct talking ]

471
00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:59,080
Um, I do not think
that this is okay.

472
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,040
This is not okay.
No, no.
No, no, no, no. It's okay.

473
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,380
It's okay. It's okay.
It's --
Oh, God!

474
00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:03,670
It's okay,
right, Pops?

475
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,290
Yeah, it's alright.
It's football, ain't it?

476
00:15:05,290 --> 00:15:06,290
Uh-huh.

477
00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:07,880
Al: Phew!
That was close.

478
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,830
For a second there, I thought
these two lifelong fans

479
00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:13,880
were having doubts about
this very complicated sport.

480
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,250
[ Whistle blows ]

481
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:17,000
Here we go.
Here's your son's big moment.

482
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000
What?

483
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000
You must be
excited, huh?

484
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,250
Oh, uh...
Okay.

485
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,670
Yeah,
that's one word for it.

486
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:22,830
Al: Uh-oh.

487
00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:24,250
Now that his son
has taken the field,

488
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,790
it's getting personal.
Yeah.

489
00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:27,960
Ooh, Dad does not
seem psyched.

490
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,170
Yeah, even Granddad knows
this isn't cool,

491
00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:31,830
and he bets
on horse fights.

492
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,710
Their small son
is set to receive.

493
00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:35,170
[ Whistle blows ]

494
00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:38,120
And, boy,
it is hitting them now.

495
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,830
Maybe this wasn't
such a good idea.

496
00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:41,960
Kick is up.

497
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,080
It is high and deep.

498
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,670
That's gonna give
these defenders

499
00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:48,170
plenty of time to get down there
and hit that little guy.

500
00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:49,210
Mm.

501
00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:51,960
He's got it!
He's off!

502
00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:54,460
Jack! Jack!

503
00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:56,460
[ Whistle blows ]
Al: What the [bleep]?!

504
00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:59,000
I can't -- I can't lose
my only good son!

505
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,250
[ Whistle blows ]

506
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,420
Wow. I've never
seen that before.

507
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,330
Yeah, this is crazy!

508
00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:07,420
We'll sort all this out
after these ads

509
00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:09,290
for jeans that make
your [bleep] look big. Oh.

510
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:14,830
You carried that boy
off the field

511
00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:16,880
like Whitney
in "The Bodyguard."

512
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,620
Your thigh okay?
[ Grunts ]
Yeah.

513
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:19,920
Is it chafing?
Uh, just a little bit.

514
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,420
Okay.
[ Grunts ]

515
00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:22,500
Here.
Okay.

516
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,330
I need some ice, too.
Ohh. There you go.

517
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:26,420
I didn't even complete
my first play!

518
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,420
So, when did you suddenly
change your mind about football?

519
00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:32,790
It's just...
son...

520
00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:35,420
I love football.
Alright? It's a great game.

521
00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:38,750
But I just couldn't sit there
and watch people beat you up

522
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:39,920
for other people's
entertainment.

523
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,250
It felt wrong.

524
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,750
Can I not play anymore?

525
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,080
I'm sorry, son.

526
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,290
But I'm finally
great at something!

527
00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:49,210
Everyone was
yelling my name!

528
00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:51,120
Dad, you were
so proud of me.

529
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,750
I'm always
proud of you.

530
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:53,960
Not football proud.

531
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,170
It --

532
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:56,330
You put my face
on a sweatshirt.

533
00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:57,790
Yes.

534
00:16:57,790 --> 00:16:59,500
Do I even have to bring up
the bumper stickers?

535
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,620
Yeah, you'll never
sell that car now.

536
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,460
Jack, I'm proud of you
for so many other reasons.

537
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,620
You are
an incredible kid.

538
00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:09,580
And maybe I haven't been loud
about it in the past,

539
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:11,420
but I promise you this --

540
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:13,750
I will be
football proud of you

541
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,120
in whatever it is
that you do.

542
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,500
This is so unfair.

543
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,330
Is he gonna
hate me forever?

544
00:17:22,330 --> 00:17:24,040
Probably.
Yeah.

545
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:27,040
But all parents have to do
what's best for their kids,

546
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,920
and you're doing
what's best, son.

547
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:29,880
This is what's best.

548
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:30,880
Hold on.

549
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,000
Yeah?

550
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,460
You're proud of me,
Pops?

551
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:35,920
Yeah.

552
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,960
Not football proud.

553
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:38,960
Ohh.

554
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,790
I mean, seriously?

555
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:41,580
[ Door closes ]

556
00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:44,830
[ Knock on door ]

557
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,080
Heeeeeeey!

558
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,040
I've got a surprise
for you!

559
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,420
[ Sighs ]

560
00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:52,000
Is it a new big brother?

561
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,710
I-I deserve that.

562
00:17:55,710 --> 00:17:56,710
I'm sorry.

563
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,080
Mm-hmm.

564
00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,460
I was just trying
to look out for you

565
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,750
because you're
my little sister.

566
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:04,580
But I went about it
in the wrong way.

567
00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:06,750
Now, let me try
and make it up to you.

568
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,210
Come on.

569
00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:11,540
♪♪

570
00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:13,500
[ Violin music playing ]

571
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,460
Hey.

572
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:21,380
I found a place
with no wait.

573
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:23,000
Hey, Jalen.

574
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,920
This is...

575
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,620
magical.

576
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,420
How'd you do all this?

577
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:30,380
Let's just say
I've got the hook-up.

578
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,250
Is it Target?

579
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:36,540
It's Target.

580
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:38,170
Unlike
a certain restaurant,

581
00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:40,120
their app hasn't
banished me forever,

582
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,580
so I ordered a bunch of stuff
and picked it up that day.

583
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,040
I'll be back
to check on you.

584
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,750
But not too often.

585
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,790
[ Chuckles ] Thanks.

586
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:49,790
[ Music continues ]

587
00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:50,880
[ Sighs ]

588
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:53,960
This is so nice.

589
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,880
Yeah.
Worth the wait.

590
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,540
Finally a moment alone.

591
00:18:57,540 --> 00:19:03,080
♪♪

592
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,120
[ Blinds clatter ]

593
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,080
Hands to yourself,
buster!

594
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:09,580
I'm sorry.

595
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:10,920
H-He's a narc.

596
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,420
[ Chuckles,
clears throat ]

597
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:14,750
So, after my talk with Jack,

598
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:17,170
I realized I was wrong.

599
00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:20,080
There was another way
he could enjoy football.

600
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,580
See? Flag football.

601
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:24,540
It's just as exciting.
It's just as fun.

602
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:25,710
Goooooooal!
Mnh!

603
00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:26,500
Owwwwww!

604
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,330
♪♪

605
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:30,920
This is like
vegan cheese, son.

606
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,580
I don't see the point.

607
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:35,000
I mean, I thought we had
something there for a minute.

608
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,920
I don't love you
anymore.

609
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,620
Well...

610
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,580
it was fun
while it lasted.

611
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,290
♪♪

612
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,120
Andre Johnson. Dad.

613
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,790
H.U.!

614
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,250
Dr. Rainbow Johnson.

615
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,250
Doctor.

616
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,670
Brown undergrad,

617
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,500
USC Medical School.

618
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,710
Doctor.

619
00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:58,000
I am a doctor.

620
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
Andre Johnson Jr.

621
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
Howard...briefly.

622
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,330
Jack Johnson.

623
00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:04,790
Kick returner.

624
00:20:04,790 --> 00:20:06,460
Clown College applicant.

625
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:07,460
[ Horn honks ]

626
00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:08,670
Earl Johnson.

627
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:11,420
University of
None of Your Damn Business!

628
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,830
Somebody better come
and get this thing off me.

629
00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:14,080
[ Feedback ]

630
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,830
[ Scoffs ] I am not doing this.

631
00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:20,080
♪♪

632
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,790
-Mom!
-Shh! Daddy's working!

633
00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:26,920
♪♪