1 00:00:00,149 --> 00:00:02,741 Dre: Hair. Everybody has it somewhere. 2 00:00:02,776 --> 00:00:06,052 Lucky for me, mine's somewhere still on top of my head, 3 00:00:06,087 --> 00:00:07,504 and that's a good thing. 4 00:00:07,539 --> 00:00:10,814 First, because this is my nightmare. 5 00:00:10,849 --> 00:00:13,652 And second, because in the black community, 6 00:00:13,687 --> 00:00:15,363 hair is everything. 7 00:00:15,398 --> 00:00:17,721 In fact, if I was to make a list 8 00:00:17,756 --> 00:00:20,446 of things that were most important to me as a black man 9 00:00:20,481 --> 00:00:21,865 besides Bow and the kids, 10 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:25,710 hair would probably fall right between God and my mama. 11 00:00:25,745 --> 00:00:27,673 Now, mama, before you get upset, 12 00:00:27,707 --> 00:00:30,576 remember that hair helped put black people on the map. 13 00:00:31,010 --> 00:00:34,780 You see, in the early 1900s, my girl Madam C.J. Walker 14 00:00:34,814 --> 00:00:37,416 became the first black millionaire 15 00:00:37,450 --> 00:00:39,685 because she invented a better version of this. 16 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,588 Second black millionaire... Oprah. 17 00:00:43,623 --> 00:00:45,724 Or maybe it was Famo Amos. 18 00:00:45,758 --> 00:00:49,027 Anyway, the point is we care about our hair, 19 00:00:49,062 --> 00:00:53,782 and that's why the barbershop holds such a special place in our hearts. 20 00:00:53,833 --> 00:00:55,767 My barber's been with me through it all. 21 00:00:56,636 --> 00:00:58,303 From the baby baldy... 22 00:00:58,305 --> 00:01:00,322 To the fourth grade flat top... 23 00:01:00,373 --> 00:01:02,207 The sixth grade "s" curl... 24 00:01:02,258 --> 00:01:04,142 To the graduation gumby... 25 00:01:04,177 --> 00:01:05,277 [Laughs] 26 00:01:05,311 --> 00:01:06,311 [Whoopi] 27 00:01:06,362 --> 00:01:07,829 The 20s twisties... 28 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:08,880 Whoo! 29 00:01:08,915 --> 00:01:10,549 I'm gonna get all the earthy ladies. 30 00:01:10,583 --> 00:01:12,184 The first-time father fro, 31 00:01:12,235 --> 00:01:13,819 and finally, 32 00:01:13,853 --> 00:01:17,923 the funky fresh Driggity Dre you all know and adore. 33 00:01:17,974 --> 00:01:21,226 And there he is... T. Jackson. 34 00:01:21,260 --> 00:01:23,328 The man responsible for maintaining 35 00:01:23,379 --> 00:01:25,764 the third most important thing in my life. 36 00:01:25,798 --> 00:01:27,632 We had to reorder the list. 37 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:29,100 Shrimp's making a move. 38 00:01:29,135 --> 00:01:30,435 Sorry, mamas. 39 00:01:30,469 --> 00:01:33,471 Sync and corrected by rickSG www.addic7ed.com 40 00:01:35,258 --> 00:01:37,225 [indistinct conversations] 41 00:01:37,260 --> 00:01:40,178 No matter what city you're in, no matter where you're from, 42 00:01:40,180 --> 00:01:43,565 the barbershop is never short on its cast of characters, 43 00:01:43,599 --> 00:01:45,851 and it's this environment that shaped me 44 00:01:45,853 --> 00:01:48,320 and helped me grow into the man I've become. 45 00:01:48,354 --> 00:01:50,906 And it would do the same for my two boys. 46 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:53,692 There's Ta-Ta, the conspiracy theorist. 47 00:01:53,694 --> 00:01:56,027 Hey, you know our military's about to invade Jamaica, right? 48 00:01:56,029 --> 00:01:57,078 Yeah. 49 00:01:57,113 --> 00:01:58,196 Hey, what's up, Dre? 50 00:01:58,247 --> 00:02:00,282 There's Scootie, the bad list maker. 51 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:02,534 Oh, man, it goes Beyoncé, Alicia Keys, 52 00:02:02,585 --> 00:02:03,785 and Tempestt Bledsoe! 53 00:02:03,836 --> 00:02:04,836 Dre. 54 00:02:04,871 --> 00:02:06,871 There's Mike... Before I beat yo ass! 55 00:02:06,906 --> 00:02:08,123 Always fighting. 56 00:02:09,342 --> 00:02:10,709 Never winning. 57 00:02:10,743 --> 00:02:12,877 There's Renard, Jigga, and Oozi. 58 00:02:12,928 --> 00:02:16,264 They cut hair from sun up to sundown seven days a week, 59 00:02:16,298 --> 00:02:18,183 but don't you dare call them barbers. 60 00:02:18,217 --> 00:02:19,434 I'm actually a screenwriter. 61 00:02:19,468 --> 00:02:20,268 Comedian. 62 00:02:20,302 --> 00:02:21,853 Astronaut. 63 00:02:21,887 --> 00:02:24,105 And I've already told you about this man. 64 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:26,141 He's like a second uncle to the kids 65 00:02:26,192 --> 00:02:27,892 and like a first father to me. 66 00:02:27,943 --> 00:02:30,061 My man T. [Laughs] 67 00:02:30,112 --> 00:02:32,113 You been working out, Dre? 68 00:02:34,617 --> 00:02:36,451 I love you, man. 69 00:02:36,485 --> 00:02:38,903 All right, son, come on. It's T. Time. 70 00:02:38,954 --> 00:02:41,039 Junior: Dad, is this gonna take all day? 71 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:44,325 George R.R. Martin is at the Waldenbooks right now, 72 00:02:44,376 --> 00:02:46,177 and I heard if you give him $20, 73 00:02:46,212 --> 00:02:48,313 he'll tell you if Tyrion becomes king. 74 00:02:48,547 --> 00:02:50,314 Boy, be quiet and wait your turn 75 00:02:50,349 --> 00:02:51,699 before I red wedding your ass. 76 00:02:51,733 --> 00:02:54,118 Look like somebody doesn't need the booster seat anymore. 77 00:02:54,169 --> 00:02:55,820 Yes! 78 00:02:55,854 --> 00:02:58,573 It really been a source of anxiety for me. Dre: [Laughs] 79 00:02:59,958 --> 00:03:01,492 Hey, you need a cut, playboy? 80 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,291 Me? 81 00:03:03,326 --> 00:03:04,178 Am I playboy? 82 00:03:04,229 --> 00:03:06,397 What do you think? Yeah. 83 00:03:06,448 --> 00:03:08,032 I don't see any other playboys around here. 84 00:03:08,066 --> 00:03:09,700 Hey, Dad, the new guy's open. 85 00:03:09,702 --> 00:03:10,668 Is it cool if I go to him? 86 00:03:10,702 --> 00:03:12,003 I don't know, Junior. 87 00:03:12,005 --> 00:03:14,598 Is it cool if I start an Ultimate Frisbee League? 88 00:03:14,633 --> 00:03:17,091 Is it cool if I pee sitting down? 89 00:03:17,142 --> 00:03:20,761 Is it cool if I start rocking skinny jeans, huh? 90 00:03:20,812 --> 00:03:22,596 Well, sitting down while you pee 91 00:03:22,648 --> 00:03:24,849 is supposed to reduce your risk of cancer, 92 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,484 so that's kind of cool. 93 00:03:26,518 --> 00:03:28,319 I'm gonna go hop in the chair. 94 00:03:28,353 --> 00:03:31,272 Junior, there are unwritten rules in the barbershop, 95 00:03:31,323 --> 00:03:34,442 and the first rule is you never switch chas! 96 00:03:34,493 --> 00:03:35,359 Am I right? 97 00:03:35,410 --> 00:03:36,861 Yeah. You're right. 98 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:37,615 Never. 99 00:03:37,756 --> 00:03:40,164 The barbershop was built on loyalty. 100 00:03:40,198 --> 00:03:43,167 That's how it became the cornerstone of the community. 101 00:03:43,201 --> 00:03:45,119 - Am I right?! - You're right. 102 00:03:45,170 --> 00:03:46,036 - True. True. - Yeah, you right. 103 00:03:46,087 --> 00:03:48,706 You stay with your barber no matter what happens to him. 104 00:03:48,757 --> 00:03:51,759 Incarceration, tax evasion, ebola... 105 00:03:51,793 --> 00:03:54,128 He loses a thumb... Am I forgetting something? 106 00:03:54,179 --> 00:03:55,346 T.: Oh, there are so many things. 107 00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:57,181 Um, getting trapped under the ice. 108 00:03:57,215 --> 00:03:59,550 That is a good one right there... 109 00:03:59,552 --> 00:04:01,051 Trapped under the ice. 110 00:04:01,102 --> 00:04:03,137 - Just take a little off the top. - Got you. 111 00:04:03,188 --> 00:04:04,888 What? [Scoffs] 112 00:04:04,890 --> 00:04:05,940 [Sighs] 113 00:04:05,974 --> 00:04:08,392 T, I apologize for my son. 114 00:04:08,443 --> 00:04:10,978 You know, suburban life has ruined him. 115 00:04:11,029 --> 00:04:13,397 Just promise me to beat him when you get home. 116 00:04:13,448 --> 00:04:15,449 Oh, till the brakes fall off. 117 00:04:15,483 --> 00:04:16,995 Tear that ass up. 118 00:04:18,787 --> 00:04:21,038 Oh, it's snowing. 119 00:04:21,072 --> 00:04:23,123 It's so cold. 120 00:04:23,158 --> 00:04:24,458 [Camera shutter clicks] Thoughts? 121 00:04:24,492 --> 00:04:26,744 At what age can you divorce your parents? 122 00:04:26,795 --> 00:04:27,745 16. 123 00:04:27,796 --> 00:04:28,746 Start the paperwork. 124 00:04:28,797 --> 00:04:30,464 Come on, you guys. 125 00:04:30,498 --> 00:04:32,916 The Christmas card shoot is in a couple of weeks. 126 00:04:32,967 --> 00:04:35,335 If we're gonna pull off this Winter Wonderland, 127 00:04:35,386 --> 00:04:37,754 we got to have the perfect fake snow. 128 00:04:37,756 --> 00:04:38,989 So, is the flour working? 129 00:04:39,023 --> 00:04:41,308 If you're going for Christmas in Medellí­n. 130 00:04:41,342 --> 00:04:42,643 Wha... how do you even... 131 00:04:42,677 --> 00:04:44,011 We're back. 132 00:04:45,814 --> 00:04:47,448 - Is that cocaine? - Rainbow: No, sweetie, 133 00:04:47,482 --> 00:04:50,451 it's just a pile of mommy's disappointment. 134 00:04:50,485 --> 00:04:53,620 Oh, my, Junior! 135 00:04:53,655 --> 00:04:56,156 Oh, my gosh, your hair. 136 00:04:56,207 --> 00:04:58,409 And your line. 137 00:04:58,460 --> 00:05:00,160 It's like... [Imitates laser gun] 138 00:05:00,211 --> 00:05:01,462 [Chuckles] [Laughs] 139 00:05:01,496 --> 00:05:03,213 Zoey: You know what? Mom's right. 140 00:05:03,248 --> 00:05:05,175 You can say hi to me at school tomorrow. 141 00:05:05,357 --> 00:05:08,141 Now, I won't respond, but it'll mean something to you. 142 00:05:08,176 --> 00:05:10,103 I went to a new guy, Smoke. 143 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:14,075 He called me Pimp Juice, and we talked all about his baby mama drama. 144 00:05:14,076 --> 00:05:14,961 What? 145 00:05:14,996 --> 00:05:17,178 I really hope he and Latonka work it out. 146 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:19,396 All right, what we got to do? Oh. 147 00:05:21,149 --> 00:05:22,016 [Gasps] 148 00:05:22,067 --> 00:05:23,567 - Oh, my God. - What? 149 00:05:23,602 --> 00:05:25,152 What... what happened to your hair? 150 00:05:25,186 --> 00:05:27,354 [Laughs, imitates laser gun] 151 00:05:27,405 --> 00:05:29,990 No. More like p'ehh. 152 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:30,858 What do you mean? 153 00:05:30,909 --> 00:05:32,076 She means... 154 00:05:32,110 --> 00:05:34,245 The same guy that did that 155 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:35,829 couldn't have done that. 156 00:05:35,864 --> 00:05:38,799 Dre: No, no, no, baby girl. This is T. all day every day, all right? 157 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:41,535 Did T. recently have a stroke? 158 00:05:41,586 --> 00:05:43,420 Maybe while you were in his chair? 159 00:05:43,455 --> 00:05:44,538 I don't think so. 160 00:05:44,589 --> 00:05:46,206 Mm. [Chuckles] 161 00:05:46,241 --> 00:05:49,059 'Cause all I see is chocolaty goodness. Look at that. 162 00:05:49,094 --> 00:05:50,828 'Cause you're working your angles. 163 00:05:50,862 --> 00:05:52,529 Dad... 164 00:05:52,580 --> 00:05:54,698 Look straight into the mirror. 165 00:05:56,251 --> 00:05:58,052 What the? 166 00:05:58,054 --> 00:06:00,270 - Look at... - Rainbow: Dre, this is not good. 167 00:06:00,305 --> 00:06:02,856 The family photo is right around the corner. 168 00:06:02,907 --> 00:06:05,626 You're gonna need to go back to the shop and have Smoke give you a Junior. 169 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:07,661 - No! - Tell him Pimp Juice sent you. 170 00:06:07,712 --> 00:06:10,080 Shut up. T. is my barber, okay? 171 00:06:10,131 --> 00:06:14,494 Dre: His cage was just rattled because he was betrayed by light-skinned Judas. 172 00:06:14,528 --> 00:06:15,484 It's Junior. 173 00:06:15,654 --> 00:06:18,414 Yeah, you know what? You be lucky if T. ever takes you back. 174 00:06:18,449 --> 00:06:19,949 I don't want to go back. 175 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,701 I'm out of the T. business. 176 00:06:21,752 --> 00:06:23,453 I'm a Smoke man now. 177 00:06:23,504 --> 00:06:25,705 What?! So you're switching barbers? 178 00:06:25,756 --> 00:06:27,123 Bow, can you believe this? 179 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:28,675 Yeah. Have you seen your hair? 180 00:06:28,709 --> 00:06:29,959 It's not about my hair. 181 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:31,294 It should be. 182 00:06:31,345 --> 00:06:33,046 It's about my son violating 183 00:06:33,097 --> 00:06:34,631 - the most sacred of codes. - Oh, my God. 184 00:06:34,682 --> 00:06:36,716 Boy, where are you going? 185 00:06:36,767 --> 00:06:39,886 Good God, son! Who did that to you? Uh... 186 00:06:39,937 --> 00:06:41,387 - I want a name. - Not now, mama. 187 00:06:41,438 --> 00:06:42,856 Judas! 188 00:06:43,042 --> 00:06:45,819 So, now that your father has got to wear a hat in these pictures, 189 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:46,944 I'm gonna have to change the whole theme. 190 00:06:46,945 --> 00:06:49,295 The costumes, the backdrop. [Gasps] 191 00:06:49,296 --> 00:06:51,878 I'm gonna lose the deposit for the penguin wrangler. 192 00:06:51,913 --> 00:06:52,615 Ruby: Mm-hmm. 193 00:06:52,616 --> 00:06:54,784 It got left to the last minute, 194 00:06:54,785 --> 00:06:57,787 and now someone's got a case of the overwhelms. 195 00:06:57,788 --> 00:06:59,389 - N-no. - Why don't you let me 196 00:06:59,390 --> 00:07:01,491 help you out this year with the photo shoot? 197 00:07:01,492 --> 00:07:03,830 You do tend to get a bit stressed out. 198 00:07:03,994 --> 00:07:06,429 - I do not. - Uh, do, too. 199 00:07:06,430 --> 00:07:08,331 Zoey: Every single year. 200 00:07:08,332 --> 00:07:10,066 You wind up crying in all the photos. 201 00:07:10,067 --> 00:07:12,403 I wouldn't say all the photos. 202 00:07:18,409 --> 00:07:20,810 Your tears stained my reindeer costume. 203 00:07:20,811 --> 00:07:22,746 Well, I'm really slammed at work. 204 00:07:22,747 --> 00:07:25,916 And add in the fact that I'm a full-time mother of four. 205 00:07:25,917 --> 00:07:26,983 That's the spirit! That's the... 206 00:07:26,984 --> 00:07:28,247 I didn't finish what I was gonna say. 207 00:07:28,319 --> 00:07:30,421 No, no, no. Don't you worry about a thing. 208 00:07:30,422 --> 00:07:31,789 I'm gonna take care of all of this. 209 00:07:31,790 --> 00:07:33,490 Okay. Okay. 210 00:07:33,491 --> 00:07:34,359 All right. 211 00:07:36,294 --> 00:07:37,228 Now... 212 00:07:38,830 --> 00:07:40,364 Enough. 213 00:07:40,365 --> 00:07:43,535 The theme is now going to be... 214 00:07:45,837 --> 00:07:47,171 Elegance. 215 00:07:47,172 --> 00:07:48,338 What?! [Laughs] 216 00:07:48,339 --> 00:07:49,339 Wait... 217 00:07:49,340 --> 00:07:50,774 [Laughs] Elegance. 218 00:07:50,775 --> 00:07:51,877 I can't do elegance. 219 00:07:51,910 --> 00:07:53,544 I'm quirky at best. 220 00:07:53,545 --> 00:07:56,547 We won't be able to hide behind Mom's dumb theme anymore. 221 00:07:56,548 --> 00:07:59,283 Elegance is going to expose us for who we really are. 222 00:07:59,284 --> 00:08:01,285 But I don't like who I really am. 223 00:08:01,286 --> 00:08:04,021 Relax. It's just a Christmas card. 224 00:08:04,022 --> 00:08:06,390 - Just a Christmas card? - Yeah. 225 00:08:06,391 --> 00:08:09,226 Just a Christmas card?! 226 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:11,295 Yeah. [Sighs] 227 00:08:11,296 --> 00:08:13,744 The Christmas card sets the tone for the coming year, 228 00:08:13,932 --> 00:08:15,700 and God forbid you have an off day. 229 00:08:15,701 --> 00:08:17,402 Your next year is shot. 230 00:08:17,403 --> 00:08:19,371 Remember last year for Jack? 231 00:08:21,407 --> 00:08:22,974 That was a hard year for me. 232 00:08:22,975 --> 00:08:24,409 This is never going to work. 233 00:08:24,410 --> 00:08:26,111 I can't afford two in a row! 234 00:08:26,112 --> 00:08:27,279 You know what, guys, 235 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:30,615 the first rule of elegance is never panic. 236 00:08:30,616 --> 00:08:32,217 Is freaking out okay? 237 00:08:32,218 --> 00:08:34,153 'Cause I just peed a little. [Scoffs] 238 00:08:35,454 --> 00:08:37,389 Dre: I was trying to concentrate, 239 00:08:37,390 --> 00:08:39,291 but junior's betrayal and my own hair 240 00:08:39,292 --> 00:08:40,568 had me off my game at work. 241 00:08:40,627 --> 00:08:42,594 Okay, and with the integration into the company's interface, 242 00:08:42,595 --> 00:08:43,695 you will see that we can... 243 00:08:43,696 --> 00:08:45,697 Stevens: Dre, I'm gonna stop you. 244 00:08:45,698 --> 00:08:47,633 You do realize that you've been cycling through 245 00:08:47,634 --> 00:08:50,135 the HDMI inputs this whole time, right? 246 00:08:50,136 --> 00:08:52,037 - I thought it still worked. - Guys, I'm sorry. 247 00:08:52,038 --> 00:08:53,672 I'm so upset with my son 248 00:08:53,673 --> 00:08:55,541 that I can't even focus right now. 249 00:08:55,542 --> 00:08:57,843 Stevens: Oh, I've been through this before. 250 00:08:57,844 --> 00:09:00,846 Look, you've got to get him to Dubai, okay? 251 00:09:00,847 --> 00:09:03,649 It's the land of no laws, no extraditions, 252 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:05,584 and the shopping mall there is amazing. 253 00:09:05,585 --> 00:09:07,314 - What? No. - Yes, Dre. 254 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,655 There's a ski lift inside that bad boy! 255 00:09:09,656 --> 00:09:11,524 This is about loyalty. 256 00:09:11,525 --> 00:09:12,758 We've been going to the same barber 257 00:09:12,759 --> 00:09:14,193 since he was a kid, 258 00:09:14,194 --> 00:09:16,144 and just like that, he drops him. 259 00:09:16,964 --> 00:09:19,232 - What the [Bleep] boss? - Yeah, I know, man. 260 00:09:19,233 --> 00:09:21,000 - I was gonna call off sick today. - Yo, straight up, 261 00:09:21,001 --> 00:09:22,769 if you don't bounce right now, I'm going to. 262 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,170 - That bad? - Josh: So, I'm... 263 00:09:24,171 --> 00:09:26,773 I'm just trying to sift through all the hip-hop here, 264 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,775 and I'm gathering that dre got a bad haircut 265 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,143 and you think he should go home? 266 00:09:30,144 --> 00:09:31,410 Do you see that line? 267 00:09:31,411 --> 00:09:33,813 This is not a bad haircut. 268 00:09:33,814 --> 00:09:35,949 This is the starting five for the San Antonio spurs. 269 00:09:38,352 --> 00:09:40,453 Five rings, no fades. 270 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:43,315 Yes, but they are so fundamentally sound. 271 00:09:43,524 --> 00:09:44,958 Josh: You know, I got to be honest, Driggity, 272 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,759 I didn't think your hair even grew. 273 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,528 Yeah, I always thought it was just a textured tattoo. 274 00:09:48,529 --> 00:09:50,146 I thought it was a cadaver wig. 275 00:09:50,181 --> 00:09:51,164 Dre: What are you talking about? 276 00:09:51,165 --> 00:09:53,364 Am I the only black man you've ever seen? 277 00:09:53,399 --> 00:09:54,100 Uh... 278 00:09:54,101 --> 00:09:55,590 Oh, no, I knew dozens in college. 279 00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:56,970 Well, there's this guy, whatever his name is. 280 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:58,471 Maybe four, tops. 281 00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:00,507 I get my hair cut once a week. 282 00:10:00,508 --> 00:10:01,374 - Really? - Josh: What? 283 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:03,142 Okay, that is dumb. 284 00:10:03,143 --> 00:10:04,978 Lucy, how often do you cut my hair? 285 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,928 Oh, everybody, Lucy cuts my hair. 286 00:10:07,101 --> 00:10:07,876 - Really? - Yeah. 287 00:10:08,001 --> 00:10:10,116 I have a pair of scissors this close to his jugular 288 00:10:10,117 --> 00:10:11,818 every six to eight weeks. 289 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:12,986 [Chuckles] You know what? 290 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,304 Sounds like you need to fire your barber, Drizzles. 291 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:15,522 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 292 00:10:15,523 --> 00:10:16,590 Nobody's saying all that. 293 00:10:16,591 --> 00:10:18,325 That's his barber, man. 294 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,659 T. is like family. 295 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:23,130 Well, firing family is the easiest firing there is. 296 00:10:23,131 --> 00:10:24,664 I'll fire some family right now. 297 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:26,903 "Time to get off the teat, Grandma." 298 00:10:27,106 --> 00:10:28,620 [Pops] Gone. 299 00:10:28,655 --> 00:10:30,003 [Chuckles] Bitch is fired. 300 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,660 - You don't get it. - He does not get it. 301 00:10:31,783 --> 00:10:34,274 Look, you don't bail on your barber after one bad cut. 302 00:10:34,275 --> 00:10:36,582 Don't you have somebody in your life that you and your sons 303 00:10:36,733 --> 00:10:38,678 - have a special relationship with? - Yeah. 304 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:40,547 Like... the skeet shooting instructor? 305 00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:42,249 - No. - The African baby adoption agent? 306 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,250 No. 307 00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:45,418 The guy that checks your moles. 308 00:10:45,419 --> 00:10:46,520 Dr. Rubenstein, yes. 309 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:47,621 After every checkup, 310 00:10:47,622 --> 00:10:50,609 we toast each other with gimlets and hit the local tanning salon. 311 00:10:50,768 --> 00:10:53,517 And would you ever have anybody else tell you 312 00:10:53,643 --> 00:10:55,123 that you had skin cancer? 313 00:10:55,223 --> 00:10:57,230 - Never. - Exactly. 314 00:10:57,231 --> 00:10:59,232 I'm gonna go back to T. 315 00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:01,368 Just because I had a few bad haircuts doesn't mean that 316 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:02,669 I have to take the clippers out of his hand. 317 00:11:02,670 --> 00:11:04,137 - Right. - It's like... 318 00:11:04,138 --> 00:11:05,537 - It's like Kobe Bryant. - Right. 319 00:11:05,637 --> 00:11:06,663 When he has a bad game, 320 00:11:06,787 --> 00:11:08,282 you put the ball right back in his hands! 321 00:11:08,432 --> 00:11:09,795 - Yes, you do. - That's what I'm gonna do to T. 322 00:11:09,952 --> 00:11:11,810 I'm gonna put the clippers right back in his hands 323 00:11:11,957 --> 00:11:14,714 - and show my son what loyalty's all about! - That's right! 324 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:16,650 Kobe! Kobe! 325 00:11:16,651 --> 00:11:18,985 [Chuckles] 326 00:11:18,986 --> 00:11:19,827 [Whimpers] 327 00:11:19,987 --> 00:11:21,677 Damn you, Kobe! 328 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,468 Hey, wait. 329 00:11:25,957 --> 00:11:27,691 What happened to Winter Wonderland? 330 00:11:27,915 --> 00:11:30,260 Oh, sweetie, this is a Christmas card 331 00:11:30,294 --> 00:11:32,944 that does not immediately get tossed out 332 00:11:32,946 --> 00:11:35,263 like your lentil bean casserole. 333 00:11:35,298 --> 00:11:36,564 Look, for this year's card, 334 00:11:36,598 --> 00:11:38,533 I want you to think elegance. 335 00:11:38,884 --> 00:11:41,652 Picture marble, animal prints, 336 00:11:42,003 --> 00:11:45,189 mahogany, coach bags. 337 00:11:45,191 --> 00:11:46,490 [Door slams] [Chuckles] 338 00:11:47,759 --> 00:11:49,226 Hey, Dre, what... 339 00:11:49,277 --> 00:11:50,744 - What's wrong? - Baby? 340 00:11:51,729 --> 00:11:52,796 [Gasps] Aah! 341 00:11:52,847 --> 00:11:54,481 Oh, my... 342 00:11:54,532 --> 00:11:56,750 Black Jesus, black Jesus. 343 00:11:56,801 --> 00:11:57,968 [Voice breaking] My hairline. 344 00:11:58,019 --> 00:11:59,436 My nice, full, sweet, 345 00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:01,972 never-did-nothing-to-nobody hairline. 346 00:12:02,006 --> 00:12:03,540 Dre, Smoke did that? 347 00:12:05,243 --> 00:12:06,706 I went back to T. 348 00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:08,107 You went back to T?! 349 00:12:08,142 --> 00:12:09,943 It's like T.'s Kobe, and if Kobe has a bad game, 350 00:12:09,977 --> 00:12:11,661 you don't take the ball out of Kobe's hands. 351 00:12:11,712 --> 00:12:13,587 You give it back to him and say, "shoot, Kobe! Shoot!" 352 00:12:13,741 --> 00:12:15,415 Well, maybe Kobe of 10 years ago, 353 00:12:15,449 --> 00:12:17,200 but not Kobe of today. 354 00:12:17,251 --> 00:12:19,102 He's taken the whole franchise down. 355 00:12:19,136 --> 00:12:20,486 Dre, enough is enough. 356 00:12:20,521 --> 00:12:23,206 We are taking these family photos next week, 357 00:12:23,257 --> 00:12:25,525 so either get yourself a new barber, 358 00:12:25,559 --> 00:12:27,910 or at the very least, a sharpie, okay? 359 00:12:27,962 --> 00:12:30,179 [Pouts] Hair's crazy. 360 00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:31,264 First lesson. 361 00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:34,250 Elegance is all about poise and posture. 362 00:12:34,301 --> 00:12:35,835 Observe. 363 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,859 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 364 00:12:43,097 --> 00:12:45,098 Elegance...! 365 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,633 Even... In pain. 366 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,152 You have glass in your hair. 367 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:51,370 - Is it shimmering? - Does it matter? 368 00:12:52,923 --> 00:12:54,607 What are you doing with my phone? 369 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:57,043 Wha... Is this your phone? 370 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,377 You know, I thought this was my phone. 371 00:12:58,428 --> 00:13:00,346 With the Gandalf case? 372 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,735 Oh! 373 00:13:03,736 --> 00:13:05,846 You're looking for Smoke's info. 374 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,020 No. Smoke? Please. 375 00:13:08,071 --> 00:13:09,622 Ahh. I get it. 376 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:10,623 He's great. 377 00:13:10,691 --> 00:13:12,792 He's got a great eye for fashion. Mm. 378 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,327 Said I did, too. 379 00:13:14,329 --> 00:13:16,646 - I'm gonna take more risks. - I think you should, son, 380 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:19,615 but... Is it cool if I get that number? Hmm. 381 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,334 I don't know, Dad. 382 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,402 Is it cool if I start wearing lip gloss? 383 00:13:23,437 --> 00:13:25,838 Is it cool if I start listening to the Fray? 384 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,006 - Who? - Is it cool 385 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,642 if I trade in all my sneakers for uggs? 386 00:13:29,693 --> 00:13:32,878 - Okay. - Besides, whatever happened to loyalty? 387 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,764 What the barbershop was built on, 388 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:38,584 how it became the cornerstone of the community. 389 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,807 I just need a good haircut, son. 390 00:13:46,143 --> 00:13:47,810 Rainbow: Hey, Ruby. 391 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,546 - Can I help you with anything? - No, no. You relax. 392 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,199 I'm just putting together a mock photo 393 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,568 of where we'll all be standing on the day. 394 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,836 And you're using the cast of "Empire"? 395 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,573 Well, if there's a better way of showing elegance, 396 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:01,884 I don't know of it. 397 00:14:01,885 --> 00:14:03,490 Oh, I-I could thing of a couple. 398 00:14:03,652 --> 00:14:05,477 Listen, listen. Take Cookie. 399 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,580 Now, she's a bad bitch. 400 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,715 She's strong, she's beautiful, 401 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,850 and she oozes elegance. 402 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:15,421 Which is why she will be front and center. 403 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,989 And let me guess, 404 00:14:17,786 --> 00:14:18,877 you're Cookie? 405 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,176 Is there another bad bitch in this house? 406 00:14:21,211 --> 00:14:22,010 [Scoffs] 407 00:14:22,045 --> 00:14:25,280 Now, behind every matriarch 408 00:14:25,315 --> 00:14:28,000 is a dreamer with a voice and hair 409 00:14:28,051 --> 00:14:30,152 that you would do jail time for. 410 00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:31,153 That's Lucious. 411 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,404 That's my Dre. 412 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:35,107 - Yes. Yeah. - He needs to be right behind Cookie. 413 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,191 Yeah. 414 00:14:36,226 --> 00:14:38,243 And so, um, who am I, 415 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,411 and where will I be standing? 416 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,929 - You're the white girl Rhonda. - Wha... 417 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,652 And who says she'll be standing? 418 00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:45,501 So, you're just gonna have me on the floor? 419 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,571 Now see, that's such a Rhonda way of looking at things. 420 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,790 Oh, my God, okay. Great, thanks. 421 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,258 Um, yeah. 422 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,094 Dre: So, I went to the shop on T's day off 423 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,080 to see if Smoke could help me out, 424 00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:02,100 but he was with one of his loyal, disloyal regulars. 425 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,302 Ta-ta: Hey, what's up, Dre? 426 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:06,471 Hey, hey, y'all know the Nation of Islam are turning into Scientologists, right? 427 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,556 - Y'all heard that? - What? 428 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,523 Yeah. I heard that. 429 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,825 Man, you sound stupid. 430 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,576 - I'm gonna look it up. - Hey, Smoke. 431 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,395 Hey, man, you think you can jump me ahead of a couple folks, man? 432 00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:15,697 Uh... I got a situation over here. 433 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,966 All: Whoa! Damn! 434 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,637 [Laughter] 435 00:15:21,605 --> 00:15:23,021 Hey, Lebron, what you doing here? 436 00:15:23,073 --> 00:15:24,373 Aren't you guys playing in Detroit tonight? 437 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,557 Dre: Shut up! 438 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,236 Wow, you much shorter and fatter in person. 439 00:15:27,271 --> 00:15:27,910 [Laughter] 440 00:15:27,944 --> 00:15:29,211 - Yo mama. - Renard: Last season, 441 00:15:29,245 --> 00:15:31,013 you carried the whole team on your forehead. 442 00:15:31,047 --> 00:15:32,181 [Laughter] Man: Oh, good one. Good one. 443 00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:35,000 Yo, Smoke, man, since T. not here, man, 444 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,185 you think you can fix this? 445 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:37,719 Smoke: No. You're T's guy. 446 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,071 I'll call him in. 447 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,673 Hey, man, look like Ta-Ta was right about the Nation. 448 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,141 - It's the truth. - Ta-ta: Let me see that. 449 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,142 Scroll. 450 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,610 Oh, oh. That's my penis. 451 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,912 That's... sorry about that. [All groan] 452 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,513 What, man? That's not supposed to be in there. 453 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,098 Smoke: Yo, Pimp Juice, 454 00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,950 what happened to that girl you told us about? 455 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,251 Oh, Sasha? 456 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,170 She told me to call her at 1:00. 457 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:56,471 Don't. 458 00:15:56,506 --> 00:15:58,540 Start a text bubble about 1:30. 459 00:15:58,574 --> 00:16:00,955 Yeah, but don't send anything off till about 4:00. 460 00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:03,494 Mike: Yeah, yeah, and then all you say is "'Sup? Who dis?" 461 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:05,747 - Really? - Yeah, trust me. 462 00:16:05,782 --> 00:16:07,799 You do that, and Sasha will be on your line in five minutes 463 00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,985 with a phone call like, "did you text me?" 464 00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:13,455 Then you be like, "no. But what's up with you, baby girl?" 465 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,173 Baby girl. 466 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,274 I can do that. 467 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:20,879 Now, is "who dis" with one "s" or two? 468 00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:22,214 There you are, T. 469 00:16:22,265 --> 00:16:24,988 Bron-Bron's over here looking for you to fix him up. 470 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,085 Whoa! Whoa! 471 00:16:27,136 --> 00:16:29,054 [Laughter] 472 00:16:29,105 --> 00:16:30,488 What did you do to your hair? 473 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,624 What did you do to my hair, huh? 474 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,125 What, me? [Scoffs] 475 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,310 You must've messed with it at home. 476 00:16:35,344 --> 00:16:37,312 Why would I do this to my own hair?! 477 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,281 I don't know. It doesn't make any sense. 478 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,183 Look, people know that I cut your hair, 479 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:45,153 and I can't let you walk around looking like that. 480 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,272 Let me just get down on this burrito first. 481 00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:49,674 Fool, I've been walking around like this all week. 482 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,393 Oozi: Oh, here we go. 483 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,161 Lebron! 484 00:16:53,195 --> 00:16:54,796 [Laughter] 485 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,097 Witness! 486 00:16:56,921 --> 00:16:59,083 As the powder settled all around me, 487 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,719 I realized I'm a grown-ass man. 488 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,421 I don't need this. 489 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,522 Renard: 23! 490 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,441 Hey, Ruby, have you seen my... 491 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:07,892 Oh, my. Oh, my God. 492 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:08,993 Oh, my God! 493 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,128 I know. 494 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:13,915 100% pure, uncut elegance. 495 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,234 Zoey, go upstairs 496 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:18,269 and wash that makeup off your face. 497 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,771 Jack, no gangsta leaning in this house! 498 00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:20,872 - And Diane... - No. 499 00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,557 Diane, take off those fishnets. 500 00:17:22,591 --> 00:17:24,559 Take them off. 501 00:17:24,593 --> 00:17:27,028 You guys look ridiculous. 502 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,380 Ruby, is that your idea 503 00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:31,140 of a family Christmas card? 504 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,952 It's supposed to be wholesome and sweet, 505 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,621 and have something to do with Christmas. 506 00:17:36,672 --> 00:17:38,489 There's a lion, Rhonda. 507 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:42,577 Christmas is not about being a bad bitch. 508 00:17:42,611 --> 00:17:44,495 - Neither is that sweater. - Well... 509 00:17:45,335 --> 00:17:47,315 Actually, it's biodegradable. 510 00:17:47,349 --> 00:17:49,117 - It's hideous. [Scoffs] - Wha...? 511 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:52,553 So, I gave it another week for my hair to grow back, 512 00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:54,172 then I took action. 513 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,339 What are you doing, Dad? 514 00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:57,542 Oh. Solving our problems, son. 515 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:58,709 This is Montana. 516 00:17:58,761 --> 00:17:59,961 He's a barber to the stars. 517 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,760 He cuts Matt Kemp, Usher. 518 00:18:01,795 --> 00:18:02,480 Dennis Haysbert. 519 00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:04,081 Whoo-hoo! You hear that, son? 520 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,584 Dennis Haysbert. He stays with a fresh one. 521 00:18:06,635 --> 00:18:09,187 We don't have to deal with the b.s. politics of the shop. 522 00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,439 No waiting, no clowning, 523 00:18:11,473 --> 00:18:13,858 no play fighting that turns into real fighting 524 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,209 that turns into jail time. 525 00:18:15,244 --> 00:18:17,378 And we don't have to watch "Pootie Tang" 526 00:18:17,412 --> 00:18:18,596 on a constant loop. 527 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,264 Get to. 528 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,600 Get to watch "Pootie Tang." 529 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,318 Sada-tay. 530 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,021 Smoke's my barber until I die, 531 00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:28,606 or Latonka kills him. 532 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,192 He gave me the courage to wear these paisley pants, 533 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:35,196 which I admit are a mistake, but I am seeing it through. 534 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,448 Suburban life has ruined you, Dad. 535 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,867 I'm going to see my barber. 536 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,502 Fine! Go! 537 00:18:42,157 --> 00:18:45,717 Hey, give me the Dennis Haysbert. 538 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,906 Hey, everybody. Hey. 539 00:18:50,352 --> 00:18:52,720 Wha-w-why's everybody dressed like that? 540 00:18:52,922 --> 00:18:54,171 And I'm dressed like this? 541 00:18:54,222 --> 00:18:56,057 Isn't this what you wanted? 542 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:58,392 You tricked me? [Scoffs] 543 00:18:58,426 --> 00:19:00,261 Don't mess with Cookie. 544 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,396 Okay. 545 00:19:02,431 --> 00:19:04,098 [Stammers] 546 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,516 Sorry I'm late. 547 00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:06,734 Damn, son. 548 00:19:06,768 --> 00:19:08,569 What happened to your hair? [Sighs] 549 00:19:08,603 --> 00:19:09,854 I went down to the shop 550 00:19:09,905 --> 00:19:12,022 and Smoke totally jacked me up 551 00:19:12,073 --> 00:19:14,575 'cause he and Mike got into it over R. Kelly. 552 00:19:14,609 --> 00:19:16,410 - Again? - Smoke beat him up, 553 00:19:16,444 --> 00:19:18,112 but he didn't stop cutting my hair. 554 00:19:18,114 --> 00:19:19,613 He even changed guards. 555 00:19:19,615 --> 00:19:21,448 - And he didn't fix you up? - No. 556 00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:23,117 He claimed he didn't do it, 557 00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:25,619 but I never left his chair. 558 00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:26,954 I think you're right, Dad. 559 00:19:26,956 --> 00:19:28,672 That place is a lot to handle. 560 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,457 And to be honest, 561 00:19:30,459 --> 00:19:32,710 it wasn't the same without you. 562 00:19:32,761 --> 00:19:35,262 Sorry you had a rough time, son. 563 00:19:35,296 --> 00:19:37,298 Maybe your barber is the way to go. 564 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,383 Well, he did give me the Haysbert. 565 00:19:42,721 --> 00:19:44,388 'Sup, Sasha? 566 00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:46,106 No, I didn't text you. 567 00:19:46,341 --> 00:19:49,176 But what's up with you, baby girl? 568 00:19:53,231 --> 00:19:54,598 Oh, my God. 569 00:19:54,649 --> 00:19:56,850 Hey. What's going on with you? 570 00:19:56,852 --> 00:19:58,151 I'm an idiot. 571 00:19:58,186 --> 00:20:00,270 I had a bad couple of trips to the barbershop 572 00:20:00,321 --> 00:20:04,107 and I lost sight of why I was taking the boys there in the first place. 573 00:20:04,158 --> 00:20:05,826 It's not about haircuts. 574 00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:09,223 I learned some stuff on a Saturday that I can't learn anywhere else. 575 00:20:09,331 --> 00:20:11,164 It's how you become a man. 576 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,716 You just saw it with Junior. 577 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:15,252 - He played a girl! - Great lesson. 578 00:20:15,303 --> 00:20:18,055 But he learned that in the shop 579 00:20:18,089 --> 00:20:20,223 and he wouldn't give me Smoke's number 580 00:20:20,258 --> 00:20:21,475 because he was forming 581 00:20:21,509 --> 00:20:23,477 his own relationships in that world 582 00:20:23,511 --> 00:20:25,228 just like I did! 583 00:20:25,263 --> 00:20:27,094 I've got to get Junior back in there. 584 00:20:27,178 --> 00:20:28,779 He needs this. 585 00:20:28,780 --> 00:20:31,648 Okay, I have my own problems. 586 00:20:31,649 --> 00:20:32,850 Okay, what's up? 587 00:20:34,218 --> 00:20:36,219 [Camera shutter clicks] 588 00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:37,487 Dre: And later on, 589 00:20:37,488 --> 00:20:41,436 I got the boys back into a place that I knew it was important for them to be... 590 00:20:41,594 --> 00:20:43,593 So, what you're saying is that Scientologists 591 00:20:43,594 --> 00:20:45,368 are taking over the whole Nation of Islam? 592 00:20:45,508 --> 00:20:47,798 Yes, man, I just saw them parading down slauson 593 00:20:47,799 --> 00:20:49,700 selling the bean pies and all that. 594 00:20:49,701 --> 00:20:50,934 - No, no. - Real talk. 595 00:20:50,935 --> 00:20:52,336 - No way. - Would I lie? 596 00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:54,471 Even if it came at my own expense. 597 00:20:54,472 --> 00:20:56,873 Added some sporty little lines in there. 598 00:20:56,874 --> 00:20:58,276 What you think? 599 00:20:59,577 --> 00:21:01,746 Think I'll see you next Saturday. [Chuckles]