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I love feeling special...
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...getting the
first-class treatment.
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It's as American as apple
pie and baseball --
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Well, back-in-the-day
baseball before steroids,
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but not so far back
that it was segregated.
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You know what? Let's just
stick with apple pie --
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Delicious.
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But, look, it's
not just me.
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Everybody loves
special treatment.
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It's that thing that says
you're different,
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you're the best,
you deserve shrimp.
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So that's why when it came time
to plan a family vacation,
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I knew I wanted
to ball out.
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Disney World, huh?
Nice.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, no.
Not just Disney World.
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Disney World V.I.P.
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- Ooh.
- Mm.
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I'm gonna give my kids
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the first-class
experience I never had.
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Boy, I sure would like to
take Eustace to Disney World,
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but I'm not allowed to
take him out of state.
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Nor anywhere in my car.
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It's just how it is.
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When are you leaving?
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Tomorrow morning.
And it's gonna be insane.
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All right, everyone.
Call your wives.
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Tell them
you won't be coming home
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'cause you're working late,
only this time, it'll be true.
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What's going on?
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It's a real crisis.
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All hands on deck
for the next two weeks.
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Just got an e-mail
from Microsoft.
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They hate the direction
we're headed in.
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What?
No, can't that wait?
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Subject line --
"We cannot wait."
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Look, I can't do it.
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I'm going on vacation
tomorrow, man.
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I need this.
I've been working hard.
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Are you kidding me?
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None of you have
done [bleep] around here
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since Pokémon Go
came out.
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Ohh!
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Don't act innocent.
No.
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It's exercise.
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I can't do it.
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- Excuse me.
- You are running point on this.
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Yes, I am, and --
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Charlie can do it.
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Whe-- hm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's right,
I -- I can do that. Yeah.
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You'll be great,
Charlie.
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Look, and if you have any
questions, just call me.
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Are you sure you
can handle this?
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It is around-the-clock
responsibility.
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I've been living here
for two months anyway.
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They're tenting my
apartment for ghosts.
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Weird things
are happening.
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All my shoelaces are missing
and all my forks are flat.
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So I haven't been back
since.
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Eustace!
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What?
God sakes.
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So just like that, the Johnsons
were off on our special trip.
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I'm going to
Disney World.
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-- Sync & corrections by Alice --
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Mnh. Got it.
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It started with a luxurious
ride to the airport.
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Then we all enjoyed
a first-class flight.
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Me especially.
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And then we arrived
at Disney World
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ready to get turnt on our
very special V.I.P. vacation
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at the most magical place
on earth.
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Guys, we are here,
and it's a dream!
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Crowds and 100% humidity.
Ain't like no dream I ever had.
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Oh, my God!
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You know what?
You didn't have to come.
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Yes, I did. I rented
your place on Airbnb,
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and I'm making
a killing, too.
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Hey, guys. Guys, what ride
are we gonna ride first?
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I think the faster,
the better.
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I want something
that's gonna give me
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that same rush I feel
when I drink after
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a random co-worker.
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I can't wait to do
Space Mountain.
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Uh, actually, friend,
you're gonna have to wait.
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What do you mean?
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Space Mountain has
a height requirement.
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Here's a map
I pre-marked.
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It's for someone with your
humiliating shortness.
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Small World? Dumbo?
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I don't want to do
baby rides.
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Then get ready to enjoy
43 square miles
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of restaurants
and bathrooms.
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We're going there!
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Let's go do it!
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Hello, Johnson family!
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- Oh, hey.
- Oh, hey.
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I'm Cody,
and you better be ready
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to have a magical day!
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- Better be?
- Earl, Earl, get my Vaseline.
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- Who is this?
- Mama, mama, mama, mama.
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- Talking about "better be"?
- Mama. This is Cody.
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He's our V.I.P. tour guide, all right?
We bought him.
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Oh, well, you didn't actually buy me.
I'm an employee.
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Okay, well, do you really want
to get mollywhopped by my mama?
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All right, he's gonna
take us around
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because we are special
V.I.P.s, and he is the best.
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Oh, I assure you
you are in great hands.
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In fact, before I joined
the Disney family,
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I was a place kicker for
an arena football team.
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But that is a life
I left behind.
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- Hm.
- Okay.
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Okay! So, these are
your custom magic bands.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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- Oh.
- All right.
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And because you are guests
at the Animal Kingdom Lodge,
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these will conveniently
charge your purchases.
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- Yay!
- Special.
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Babe, babe.
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- Hm.
- I like that.
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I wish you would!
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P-Pops. Pops,
what's wrong, man?
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Wait, you're mad that
we're doing it right?
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What the hell you
talking about, boy?
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We did it right when
I took you to Disneyland.
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Something wrong with
your tuna, baby?
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Pops, can I have
one of those?
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When you get a job,
yeah.
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- Well, I got a job now.
- And I have this.
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This is linked to
his credit card, yes?
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Yes.
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Come on, Ruby, let's go
make it rain at Epcot.
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- Oh, my.
- All right.
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Well, we're going
this way!
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- Let's go.
- All right.
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Excuse me.
V.I.P. coming through!
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V.I.P. coming through!
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So, we don't have to wait
in that line?
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Hah! Nope.
But be gracious,
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because we're not better
than anybody else.
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Hell if we're not. I paid a lot
of money for us to be special.
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You are special,
honey -- very.
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Hey, what's up?
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Nothin' much.
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Just, you know, handling some B.I.
on the Microsoft account.
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Quick question.
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Uh, asking for a friend,
all right?
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Uh, who is Microsoft?
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Hey, Charlie, I'm gonna
have to call you back, man.
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Right now you're distracting
me from feeling superior
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to the general-admission
people I'm passing.
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No, no, no, no, my friend's
back is against the wall,
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and you got to help him,
Dre.
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Come on, man -- p--
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Marshawn!
Marshawn Lynch!
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Oh, not him, man, not him.
But thank you.
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That guy thought
you were Marshawn Lynch, Dad.
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Eh, it's just a flattering
form of racism, son.
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Now, anyone get
motion sickness?
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Anyone pregnant?
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- Oh, oh, hey, hey.
- Yes, I am actually pregnant.
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That's awesome,
congratulations.
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Thank you.
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But unfortunately,
mama bear,
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you're gonna have
to sit this ride out
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because of your cub
in the oven.
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Oh. Okay, well, there's a lot of
other rides I can ride, right?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Anything that doesn't have
a sharp tilt, turn, loop,
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sudden drop, or sudden stop.
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Wow, bae, that's a
lot you can't do.
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I know.
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Kind of I wish I didn't
pay extra for you now.
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Wha--
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Single rider!
- Dre.
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Bow wasn't going to ruin
our trip
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the way the baby
ruined hers.
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We were going to get down to
the very important business
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of being
very important people.
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My kids, they
started off slow.
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Excuse us.
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I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
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Don't mind us.
We're with the guide.
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We're with Cody.
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What are you apologizing
for?
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You're V.I.P., boy.
Own this.
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But eventually, they started
to get the hang of it.
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Don't hate!
V.I.P. coming through!
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It's natural
to feel jealous.
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Hey, we'll let you
know how it is.
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Don't make eye contact
with me.
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My God,
whose kids are those?
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They're mine!
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You all have fun!
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Cody. See you later!
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Oh, so that's how it is.
Look here.
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Waiter, we'd like
to buy a round
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for every sunburnt person
wearing a T-shirt
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courtesy
of our ungrateful son.
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Boy don't even realize how
much we had to sacrifice
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to pay for Disneyland.
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Earl!
That was my car!
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I bought them tickets.
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Opened up 17 Christmas
cards at the post office
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to get that money.
Boy never even thanked us.
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Ungrateful child.
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This is the worst ever.
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Well, now it is.
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Every ride I like
is off limits for me.
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I should've just
stayed home.
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I mean, I could've gotten
seven days alone in my house,
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no kids, no husband.
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No you.
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I can see how that
would be appealing.
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You know... I don't
understand all the hype.
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Can't do anything here
that you can't do
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at the Chuck E. Cheese
in Torrance.
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Ooh, Black Jesus,
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if there was ever a time
to set myself on fire.
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Or... no fire, and we can
just go back to the hotel.
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I want to go back
to the hotel.
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That's the coward's way out.
But okay.
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Waiter!
One Tom Collins to go!
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You know, I don't see any other V.I.P.
guides out here.
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Are these people
not doing V.I.P.?
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They're not.
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I saw that kid in the
regular line -- twice.
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Oh, they're
definitely not.
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That woman's wearing
Bugle Boy jeans.
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Hm. Cody.
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Let me holler at you
for a second, playboy.
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I like you.
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Oh.
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The kids like you.
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And I think you're
a great guy,
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but we traveled
clear across the country
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to have the most special
week of our lives.
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And if you think you're gonna
put us with non-V.I.P. people,
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ooh, I'm not the one,
Cody.
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Well --
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I'm not the one, Cody.
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Hm.
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Okay? Now, what is the
most popular ride here?
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And think good and hard
before you answer.
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Frozen Ever After
at Epcot.
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Oh, okay, take us
the most shaded route.
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Johnsons!
249
00:09:25,749 --> 00:09:28,851
We out! Let's roll.
Lead the way, Cody.
250
00:09:28,919 --> 00:09:29,952
- Oh.
- Thank you.
251
00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,923
Well,
where's the damn exit?
252
00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:36,859
Hey, is this the line
to get out of here?
253
00:09:36,927 --> 00:09:39,161
No, it's the line - for
Soarin' Around the World.
254
00:09:39,229 --> 00:09:40,329
Well, does it soar
back to my hotel?
255
00:09:40,397 --> 00:09:42,037
No,
but it's air-conditioned.
256
00:09:42,099 --> 00:09:43,266
- Ooh.
- Ooh, air!
257
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,367
- Let's go.
- All right. All right.
258
00:09:44,434 --> 00:09:46,202
- Come on in.
- Ooh.
259
00:09:54,244 --> 00:09:57,847
Yeah, I feel like I'm
flying, but I know I'm not.
260
00:09:57,915 --> 00:10:00,716
Soarin' Around the World?
Psht!
261
00:10:00,784 --> 00:10:03,252
More like
Snorin' Around the World.
262
00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:07,256
Whole wide,
amazing world.
263
00:10:07,324 --> 00:10:11,460
It's terrible!
Just a lifelike illusion
264
00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:15,264
filled with majesty
and sensory delight.
265
00:10:15,332 --> 00:10:16,565
Oh, yeah.
266
00:10:17,901 --> 00:10:19,821
Oh, we gonna hit the wall,
we gonna hit the wall!
267
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,116
- What?!
- We gonna hit the wall!
268
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,042
Well, I knew we
wasn't gonna hit it.
269
00:10:26,109 --> 00:10:27,910
Oh, Earl.
270
00:10:27,978 --> 00:10:30,313
Here we go! Here we go!
271
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:33,482
Seven Dwarfs Mine Train
-- this is good, Jack.
272
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,952
You can get a sneak peek
of jobs available
273
00:10:36,019 --> 00:10:37,386
to someone of
your height.
274
00:10:43,493 --> 00:10:46,128
My glasses!
I'm blind!
275
00:10:46,196 --> 00:10:49,432
Thank you, Disney gods!
276
00:10:49,499 --> 00:10:53,135
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
277
00:10:53,203 --> 00:10:55,504
Wow, guys,
what do you say?!
278
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:56,973
- It was so much fun.
- Whoo!
279
00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,908
- Yeah!
- Why'd we stop?
280
00:11:04,481 --> 00:11:09,285
- Flamingos.
- Whoa, flamingos.
281
00:11:09,353 --> 00:11:10,353
Oh, my gosh.
282
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,187
Is that a panda?
283
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,321
This is awesome.
284
00:11:12,389 --> 00:11:14,323
You should see this,
Diane.
285
00:11:14,391 --> 00:11:15,925
I see it just fine.
286
00:11:15,993 --> 00:11:18,127
You're looking directly
into the sun.
287
00:11:18,195 --> 00:11:19,556
Oh, my stars.
Stop! Stop the truck!
288
00:11:19,563 --> 00:11:20,696
- Stop!
- What? What? What?
289
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,531
Everybody, look
over there.
290
00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:25,101
- Oh, my God.
- What is it?
291
00:11:26,136 --> 00:11:27,436
Dear God,
somebody talk to me!
292
00:11:27,504 --> 00:11:29,972
Sweet Black Jesus,
this is beautiful.
293
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:33,476
Ladies and gentlemen, I have
been on this ride 10,000 times.
294
00:11:33,543 --> 00:11:35,644
I -- I have a PhD
in animal behavior.
295
00:11:35,712 --> 00:11:38,881
I have spent two days in the
pouch of an Australian kangaroo,
296
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:42,118
and I have - never
seen something like this.
297
00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:43,552
Describe it to me!
298
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,689
There's only one word
for this --
299
00:11:46,757 --> 00:11:48,524
Indescribable.
300
00:11:48,592 --> 00:11:49,592
- Yes.
- What?
301
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,494
It's like seeing
the face of God.
302
00:11:51,561 --> 00:11:53,963
This is not only
the circle of life.
303
00:11:54,031 --> 00:11:55,364
This is the meaning
of life.
304
00:11:55,432 --> 00:11:56,499
- Yes.
- What?
305
00:11:56,566 --> 00:11:58,401
Well, take a picture.
Shoot a video!
306
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,036
No, no.
307
00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:02,805
Let's use our
mind cameras.
308
00:12:02,873 --> 00:12:03,706
Well said.
309
00:12:03,774 --> 00:12:05,841
What?
310
00:12:05,909 --> 00:12:07,309
See, that is why
we did V.I.P.
311
00:12:07,377 --> 00:12:10,546
Now, had we stood in the regular
line, we would have missed that.
312
00:12:10,614 --> 00:12:13,382
Uh, some of us did miss it.
It was Diane.
313
00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:14,917
Okay, hey. Hey, Cody.
314
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,318
So, what's next?
315
00:12:16,386 --> 00:12:18,988
For you? I'm not sure.
Your time with me is up.
316
00:12:19,056 --> 00:12:20,556
Uh...
317
00:12:20,624 --> 00:12:22,158
Uh, but I bought you.
318
00:12:22,225 --> 00:12:24,827
Oh, that word again.
319
00:12:24,895 --> 00:12:26,429
You didn't
actually buy me.
320
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,164
You bought my services
for seven hours,
321
00:12:28,231 --> 00:12:29,331
and I've had a
great time.
322
00:12:29,399 --> 00:12:31,233
I like you,
and I like your kids,
323
00:12:31,301 --> 00:12:33,369
but now it's time for me
to go back to H.Q.
324
00:12:33,437 --> 00:12:36,005
and change out of my socks and
be with the Gonzalez family.
325
00:12:36,073 --> 00:12:38,507
Okay. - But please know -
you've got a friend in me.
326
00:12:38,575 --> 00:12:39,442
Okay, Cody, so --
327
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,376
You've got a
friend in me.
328
00:12:40,444 --> 00:12:41,544
- But, Cody --
- Dre.
329
00:12:41,611 --> 00:12:43,279
You got a friend in me.
330
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,347
Hm? Bye.
331
00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:46,082
Bye.
332
00:12:46,149 --> 00:12:47,216
- Bye.
- Bye?
333
00:12:47,284 --> 00:12:48,551
- Wait, what?
- Is this a joke?
334
00:12:48,618 --> 00:12:51,187
Cody? I told you
I am not the one!
335
00:12:52,489 --> 00:12:54,457
I am not the one!
336
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,392
We're in gen-pop?
337
00:12:56,460 --> 00:13:00,629
Nooooooooooo!
338
00:13:03,321 --> 00:13:04,554
Okay, look, guys.
339
00:13:04,622 --> 00:13:08,157
I know losing V.I.P.
is not great, but, hey, look.
340
00:13:08,325 --> 00:13:11,060
We're still at
Disney World.
341
00:13:11,128 --> 00:13:13,096
And this line
is only 25 minutes.
342
00:13:13,363 --> 00:13:14,931
25 minutes?
343
00:13:14,998 --> 00:13:15,998
Mm-hmm.
344
00:13:18,402 --> 00:13:21,370
No.
Fix this!
345
00:13:21,438 --> 00:13:23,172
Fix this now!
346
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,974
I can't see how far
we've fallen,
347
00:13:25,042 --> 00:13:26,403
but I can feel it.
348
00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:30,580
♪ So I -- I am
headed home
349
00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:34,884
Okay, let's do this.
350
00:13:34,952 --> 00:13:36,519
Uh...
351
00:13:36,587 --> 00:13:40,022
M-Microsoft. 'Cause
that's who you are.
352
00:13:41,592 --> 00:13:43,226
Uh...
353
00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:48,231
Uh, here at Stevens & Lido,
there's a little exercise we do.
354
00:13:48,298 --> 00:13:53,298
Uh, let's pretend as if I have
absolutely no idea who you are,
355
00:13:53,403 --> 00:13:56,072
what you do, or anything
about your company.
356
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:59,041
Tell me what you want
me to do, all right?
357
00:13:59,109 --> 00:14:01,043
Step by step.
358
00:14:01,111 --> 00:14:03,145
Talk to me like a man
who's laid everything
359
00:14:03,213 --> 00:14:07,216
on the line for a job he's
completely unqualified for.
360
00:14:07,284 --> 00:14:10,219
That was a
manipulative ride back there.
361
00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:12,321
Yeah, playing with
our emotions.
362
00:14:12,389 --> 00:14:14,190
Heh, making us feel
more alive
363
00:14:14,258 --> 00:14:15,538
than we've ever felt
and whatnot.
364
00:14:15,592 --> 00:14:17,026
Can't wait to
get out of here.
365
00:14:17,094 --> 00:14:19,028
Hey, should we get in that
exit line over there?
366
00:14:19,096 --> 00:14:21,264
No, that exit line looks way
too rough for a pregnant lady.
367
00:14:21,331 --> 00:14:23,366
Oh, I think we should
get in that exit line.
368
00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:24,700
Looks a lot gentler.
369
00:14:24,768 --> 00:14:28,371
Or maybe get in that stupid
Dumbo exit line over there.
370
00:14:28,438 --> 00:14:32,408
Maybe sneak out above the clouds
on that adorable elephant.
371
00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:33,876
Yeah, yeah, if you think
that's the fastest way
372
00:14:33,944 --> 00:14:35,378
for us to get of here,
come on, let's go.
373
00:14:35,445 --> 00:14:36,145
That's the fastest way.
374
00:14:36,213 --> 00:14:38,116
I'm right behind you.
375
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,617
Most people die
climbing Everest.
376
00:14:41,885 --> 00:14:43,552
We're gonna die
waiting to ride it.
377
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,588
I hate my life right now.
378
00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:47,289
I hate my dad right now.
379
00:14:47,357 --> 00:14:49,125
Uh...
380
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,759
Are you kidding me?
381
00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:52,895
Huh?
382
00:14:52,963 --> 00:14:55,631
You wait in one line,
and you have a meltdown?
383
00:14:55,699 --> 00:14:57,733
You had an
incredible day!
384
00:14:57,801 --> 00:15:01,170
You got to ride like 20
rides in 10 minutes!
385
00:15:01,238 --> 00:15:03,672
You got to go ahead
of Green Day.
386
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:06,075
Did you see puss
on Tré Cool?
387
00:15:06,143 --> 00:15:09,078
Huh? And you know
what's worse?
388
00:15:09,146 --> 00:15:11,647
Not one person
has even said thank you.
389
00:15:11,715 --> 00:15:12,715
Gee, thanks, Dad.
390
00:15:12,749 --> 00:15:13,883
Shut up!
391
00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:18,287
Not sincere. You
monsters are dead to me!
392
00:15:21,358 --> 00:15:23,526
Okay, maybe that was the
wrong choice of words,
393
00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:24,960
since I am your father,
394
00:15:25,028 --> 00:15:26,595
but I hate you.
395
00:15:27,364 --> 00:15:28,030
Excuse me.
396
00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:29,165
Excuse me, sorry.
397
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,499
I'm sorry.
Let me through here.
398
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:33,169
I'm sorry. Oh, yes!
I'm still mad at you!
399
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,870
Excuse me. Excuse me.
400
00:15:40,101 --> 00:15:40,834
Sir.
401
00:15:40,902 --> 00:15:41,668
Hm? Yes.
402
00:15:41,836 --> 00:15:43,236
Sir, we're lost.
403
00:15:43,304 --> 00:15:44,471
We keep looking
for the exits,
404
00:15:44,539 --> 00:15:47,974
and instead, we keep
finding gift shops.
405
00:15:48,042 --> 00:15:50,210
Only reason I'm wearing this
hat is 'cause my grandkids
406
00:15:50,278 --> 00:15:53,046
made me get it and you know,
the ears protect my neck.
407
00:15:54,682 --> 00:15:57,417
And this tiara, I hate how it
takes 25 years off my real age.
408
00:15:57,485 --> 00:15:58,385
- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
409
00:15:58,452 --> 00:15:59,286
I hate that.
410
00:15:59,353 --> 00:16:00,587
Well, some of the exits
411
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,222
- are gonna be right over here.
- Oh, look, guys.
412
00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:03,891
There's a real exit
right -- right there.
413
00:16:04,892 --> 00:16:05,892
Yep, that's one of them.
414
00:16:05,893 --> 00:16:07,133
Oh, no.
Parade's coming through.
415
00:16:07,195 --> 00:16:08,929
And now we
invite you to relax --
416
00:16:08,996 --> 00:16:10,263
Well, you folks can cross.
There's still time.
417
00:16:10,331 --> 00:16:12,799
No, no, no, no, no. No,
no, no, she's pregnant.
418
00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:13,433
Yeah.
419
00:16:13,501 --> 00:16:14,568
And we're elderly.
420
00:16:14,635 --> 00:16:15,836
Mm.
421
00:16:15,903 --> 00:16:17,783
So, uh, you know, we'll
just sit here and suffer
422
00:16:17,805 --> 00:16:22,309
while this... magnificent
parade goes by.
423
00:16:22,376 --> 00:16:24,578
I don't know how this day
could get any worse.
424
00:16:24,645 --> 00:16:26,580
I don't either.
It's horrible!
425
00:16:26,647 --> 00:16:27,848
So hot.
426
00:16:27,915 --> 00:16:29,316
♪ Be our guest,
be our guest
427
00:16:29,383 --> 00:16:31,184
♪ Put our service
to the test
428
00:16:31,252 --> 00:16:32,932
♪ Tie your napkin
'round your neck, chérie,
429
00:16:32,987 --> 00:16:34,221
and we'll provide
the rest ♪
430
00:16:34,288 --> 00:16:36,089
♪ Soup du jour,
hot hors d'oeuvres ♪
431
00:16:36,157 --> 00:16:37,657
♪ Why, we only
live to serve
432
00:16:37,725 --> 00:16:39,326
♪ Try the gray stuff,
it's delicious ♪
433
00:16:39,393 --> 00:16:40,927
♪ Don't believe me,
ask the dishes ♪
434
00:16:40,995 --> 00:16:42,729
♪ Go on, unfold your menu
435
00:16:42,797 --> 00:16:44,197
♪ Take a glance
and then you'll ♪
436
00:16:44,265 --> 00:16:46,199
♪ Be our guest, be our
guest, be our guest ♪
437
00:16:51,919 --> 00:16:53,298
Oh, look, Junior.
438
00:16:53,341 --> 00:16:57,544
There's another
super cool guy.
439
00:16:58,912 --> 00:17:00,379
Oh, my God!
440
00:17:00,847 --> 00:17:02,581
A Jedi girl!
441
00:17:03,183 --> 00:17:05,717
She's my Rey.
442
00:17:05,786 --> 00:17:07,485
You should talk to her.
443
00:17:07,554 --> 00:17:09,721
This could actually
be something.
444
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:11,823
I mean, it won't,
but it could be.
445
00:17:11,892 --> 00:17:13,625
It won't,
just so you know.
446
00:17:14,249 --> 00:17:16,116
Okay, I've got some
great ice breakers.
447
00:17:16,184 --> 00:17:17,718
Check this out.
448
00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:20,020
Do you have a quarter?
449
00:17:20,088 --> 00:17:23,323
I told my mom I'd call her
as soon as I fell in love.
450
00:17:23,491 --> 00:17:26,727
I would use the quarter on a
thing called a pay phone.
451
00:17:26,794 --> 00:17:29,496
I've never had a girlfriend,
but that seems very wrong.
452
00:17:29,564 --> 00:17:30,831
Fine.
You know what?
453
00:17:30,899 --> 00:17:32,633
I'll just go with "Hi."
454
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,601
How hard's "Hi"?
455
00:17:34,669 --> 00:17:37,604
- Hi.
- Hi.
456
00:17:37,672 --> 00:17:39,673
Hi!
457
00:17:39,741 --> 00:17:42,576
Hellooooo!
458
00:17:50,051 --> 00:17:53,187
Hey.
459
00:17:53,454 --> 00:17:54,788
Are you allowed
to eat that?
460
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,623
Hope so.
It's my second one.
461
00:17:57,191 --> 00:17:58,859
Why are you wearing
Mickey hands?
462
00:17:58,927 --> 00:18:00,928
Oh, no big deal.
463
00:18:01,095 --> 00:18:04,064
I was in a parade
with your parents,
464
00:18:04,132 --> 00:18:07,301
who I had the best day
ever with!
465
00:18:07,368 --> 00:18:09,636
Oh.
Never tell Ruby.
466
00:18:09,704 --> 00:18:12,873
Well, I had the worst day ever
with your spoiled-ass kids.
467
00:18:14,309 --> 00:18:15,442
You should've seen them,
Bow.
468
00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:17,778
The second we lost
V.I.P. status,
469
00:18:17,845 --> 00:18:20,414
they turned into
ungrateful monsters.
470
00:18:20,481 --> 00:18:22,983
Huh.
Well, you know what?
471
00:18:23,051 --> 00:18:25,419
They were probably just
following your lead.
472
00:18:25,486 --> 00:18:28,955
Bow, I was just trying to make
Disney World extra special.
473
00:18:29,023 --> 00:18:30,257
Dre,
474
00:18:30,325 --> 00:18:33,894
you stepped over a baby in
stroller to get on a ride.
475
00:18:33,961 --> 00:18:35,495
Okay. Okay, Bow.
All right.
476
00:18:35,563 --> 00:18:38,832
I probably did mess it up
for everybody.
477
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,302
Maybe not for everybody.
Look over there, babe.
478
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:43,603
Look.
479
00:18:44,672 --> 00:18:47,240
Laughing.
Probably at me.
480
00:18:48,543 --> 00:18:51,478
Dre, not everything
is about you.
481
00:18:52,629 --> 00:18:53,772
Yes, it is.
482
00:18:53,815 --> 00:18:55,682
Okay, you know what?
483
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,452
Actually,
in some weird way,
484
00:18:58,519 --> 00:19:00,519
it's probably a good thing
that you threw a tantrum
485
00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:03,156
and abandoned them,
'cause look.
486
00:19:03,224 --> 00:19:06,460
It gave them the space to
actually enjoy each other.
487
00:19:06,527 --> 00:19:08,628
Hm.
488
00:19:08,696 --> 00:19:13,133
Yeah, you're right.
489
00:19:13,201 --> 00:19:15,202
I really did
save the day.
490
00:19:15,269 --> 00:19:18,271
Yeah, Dre,
you're a hero.
491
00:19:18,339 --> 00:19:19,473
Yes, I am.
492
00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:21,308
Junior got a
girl's number.
493
00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:22,175
I did.
494
00:19:22,243 --> 00:19:23,443
But he lost it
on the ride.
495
00:19:23,511 --> 00:19:24,544
I did.
496
00:19:24,612 --> 00:19:25,779
All right, come on,
tell me about it.
497
00:19:25,847 --> 00:19:27,681
Sweetheart,
where are your glasses?
498
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:28,949
As it turned out,
499
00:19:29,016 --> 00:19:30,884
we didn't need
to have V.I.P. status
500
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,519
to have a special
experience.
501
00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:33,487
- Nice!
- Eat that!
502
00:19:37,592 --> 00:19:39,826
Oh, my gosh.
503
00:19:39,894 --> 00:19:44,464
♪ When you wish
upon a star
504
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:49,035
♪ Makes no difference
who you are ♪
505
00:19:49,103 --> 00:19:53,740
- ♪ Anything your heart desires
- Awesome!
506
00:19:53,808 --> 00:19:56,743
- ♪ Will come to you
- Wow!
507
00:19:56,811 --> 00:19:58,412
Beautiful, huh?
508
00:19:58,479 --> 00:19:59,713
Yeah, son, it is.
509
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,249
♪ If your heart
is in your dream ♪
510
00:20:02,316 --> 00:20:04,551
You know what would
go good with this?
511
00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:05,619
No. What?
512
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:06,753
♪ No request
is too extreme
513
00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:09,256
Tuna sandwich.
514
00:20:09,323 --> 00:20:11,057
♪ When
you wish upon a star
515
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:14,895
Yeah, you might be
right about that.
516
00:20:14,962 --> 00:20:16,563
♪ As dreamers do
517
00:20:16,631 --> 00:20:19,566
I wish you would.
518
00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:22,869
♪
519
00:20:38,593 --> 00:20:39,660
All right, guys.
520
00:20:39,728 --> 00:20:42,528
I just got to say that was the
best trip I've ever been on.
521
00:20:42,796 --> 00:20:43,956
You know, my
favorite part --
522
00:20:49,425 --> 00:20:52,326
I truly am alone
in this life.
523
00:20:53,573 --> 00:20:54,940
Why the long face?
524
00:20:55,008 --> 00:20:56,475
Charlie, why are you
in my house?
525
00:20:56,543 --> 00:20:58,243
I've always wanted
to stay here.
526
00:20:58,311 --> 00:21:00,946
Once it came up on Airbnb,
I knew I had to get it.
527
00:21:01,014 --> 00:21:03,015
It's the only house on the
block that eluded me.
528
00:21:03,082 --> 00:21:04,283
What?
529
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:07,186
Left your main man flapping
in the breeze, huh?
530
00:21:07,253 --> 00:21:10,189
Should've just told me Microsoft
was a computer company.
531
00:21:10,256 --> 00:21:11,390
Uh...
532
00:21:11,457 --> 00:21:14,660
So, you were in my house
alone all week?
533
00:21:14,727 --> 00:21:17,296
Yeah.
534
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,598
Eustace!
535
00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:21,266
- Mom...
- Shh, Daddy's working.
536
00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:25,791
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