1 00:00:21,608 --> 00:00:23,824 So, this is why you took a sick day from work... 2 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:25,492 To make a slide show? 3 00:00:25,512 --> 00:00:29,437 Do you know how hard it is to choose just the right song? 4 00:00:29,457 --> 00:00:31,925 You know, I tried it at first with "I'll Make Love to You." 5 00:00:31,993 --> 00:00:33,594 It felt okay over Obama 6 00:00:33,661 --> 00:00:36,321 but got a little weird over Sasha and Malia. 7 00:00:36,341 --> 00:00:37,375 Yeah. 8 00:00:37,442 --> 00:00:39,443 That's where it got weird. 9 00:00:39,511 --> 00:00:40,611 Okay. 10 00:00:40,679 --> 00:00:42,523 All right, then. 11 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:46,764 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~ 12 00:00:47,708 --> 00:00:49,278 She doesn't get it. 13 00:00:49,345 --> 00:00:52,414 With Obama leaving office, it's made me think. 14 00:00:52,482 --> 00:00:55,484 Obama was more than just the first black president. 15 00:00:55,551 --> 00:00:57,853 He was the culmination of years of struggle 16 00:00:57,921 --> 00:00:59,693 to make sure our votes counted. 17 00:00:59,713 --> 00:01:03,321 1869... Congress passes the 15th Amendment, 18 00:01:03,341 --> 00:01:05,275 giving black men the right to vote. 19 00:01:05,343 --> 00:01:09,179 1896... Louisiana passes the Grandfather Clause 20 00:01:09,246 --> 00:01:12,515 to keep former slaves and their descendants from voting. 21 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:16,334 Registered black voters drop from 44% to 4%. 22 00:01:16,354 --> 00:01:19,623 Through the 1940s, poll taxes, literacy tests, 23 00:01:19,691 --> 00:01:22,853 and violent threats prevent blacks from voting. 24 00:01:22,873 --> 00:01:26,994 1964... the 24th Amendment makes poll tax illegal, 25 00:01:27,014 --> 00:01:31,214 and over 250,000 new black voters are registered. 26 00:01:31,282 --> 00:01:33,567 2008... Obama. 27 00:01:33,587 --> 00:01:37,911 2011... three states pass restrictive photo I.D. laws 28 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,857 to try to stop us from voting again. 29 00:01:40,877 --> 00:01:42,660 Where we are is so tenuous 30 00:01:42,695 --> 00:01:44,595 and can be so easily taken away. 31 00:01:44,664 --> 00:01:47,364 That's why this current election is so important. 32 00:01:47,433 --> 00:01:49,033 No, not this one. 33 00:01:49,135 --> 00:01:50,384 This one. 34 00:01:50,486 --> 00:01:52,386 Junior is running for student body president 35 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:53,888 against this guy. 36 00:01:53,990 --> 00:01:55,422 It may seem a little crazy 37 00:01:55,525 --> 00:01:58,592 that I'm investing real time into a high-school election, 38 00:01:58,694 --> 00:02:00,778 but the world's losing one black president. 39 00:02:00,897 --> 00:02:03,080 And I want to make sure to give it another. 40 00:02:03,182 --> 00:02:06,267 The future of our entire race rests on Junior. 41 00:02:06,402 --> 00:02:09,471 Okay, which one's more believable? 42 00:02:09,735 --> 00:02:11,939 This one? This one? 43 00:02:12,024 --> 00:02:15,359 One more time. This one? This one? 44 00:02:15,444 --> 00:02:16,810 This one? This one? 45 00:02:16,913 --> 00:02:20,247 Yep, this is my guy, and getting him elected 46 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,416 was going to be harder than tricking America 47 00:02:22,501 --> 00:02:26,604 into putting a black man in the White House... twice. 48 00:02:26,706 --> 00:02:29,340 Why aren't you answering? 49 00:02:31,961 --> 00:02:34,345 Why do we keep getting this magazine Black Braids? 50 00:02:34,463 --> 00:02:36,413 I don't know. Why are you asking me? 51 00:02:36,515 --> 00:02:37,464 Uh... 52 00:02:37,567 --> 00:02:39,967 Okay, it's mine. 53 00:02:40,102 --> 00:02:42,186 Too damn old to be ashamed of my proclivities. 54 00:02:42,305 --> 00:02:43,387 Yeah. Okay. 55 00:02:43,472 --> 00:02:44,838 Keep an eye out for Tax Evader. 56 00:02:44,907 --> 00:02:46,690 It won't have my name on it, for obvious reasons. 57 00:02:46,809 --> 00:02:49,207 Ooh, ballots came today. 58 00:02:50,079 --> 00:02:51,979 - Huh. - What? 59 00:02:52,081 --> 00:02:53,847 - They changed our polling place. - Of course they did. 60 00:02:53,983 --> 00:02:55,449 They want to make it harder for us to find them. 61 00:02:55,534 --> 00:02:57,234 That there's the reason I don't vote in the first place. 62 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,986 You're kidding, right? 63 00:02:59,105 --> 00:03:01,238 You vote. You have to vote. 64 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:03,247 Of course you vote. 65 00:03:06,531 --> 00:03:07,681 You don't vote, do you? 66 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,750 Why should I? The election's rigged. 67 00:03:09,886 --> 00:03:12,119 He's right. Why else you think Bernie isn't the candidate? 68 00:03:12,238 --> 00:03:13,821 Because Hillary got more votes. 69 00:03:13,906 --> 00:03:15,172 - Or did she? - She did. 70 00:03:15,274 --> 00:03:16,674 Maybe that's just what they want you to believe. 71 00:03:16,776 --> 00:03:18,442 - Because it's the truth. - Whose truth? 72 00:03:18,544 --> 00:03:20,578 - I'm not doing this with you. - And I'm not voting this year. 73 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,681 What's wrong with you? We weren't raised that way. 74 00:03:23,749 --> 00:03:25,983 We were raised to boycott non-hemp fibers 75 00:03:26,085 --> 00:03:27,418 and use leeches as Band-Aids, 76 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,686 so that argument's not great. 77 00:03:28,788 --> 00:03:30,821 Sideshow Bob here's got a point, Rainbow. 78 00:03:30,923 --> 00:03:32,089 The system is broken. 79 00:03:32,191 --> 00:03:33,791 No, you're broken. 80 00:03:33,893 --> 00:03:35,593 And you are setting a bad example for my son. 81 00:03:35,695 --> 00:03:37,328 No, they're right. 82 00:03:37,430 --> 00:03:39,697 - They're rigging the vote at school. - What are you talking about? 83 00:03:39,799 --> 00:03:42,499 We're "supposedly" voting for a new class pet. 84 00:03:42,602 --> 00:03:45,202 They say it's between a parrot, a snake, and a guinea pig. 85 00:03:45,304 --> 00:03:46,503 But who are they kidding? 86 00:03:46,606 --> 00:03:48,873 They're not gonna let us get something cool like a snake. 87 00:03:48,941 --> 00:03:50,841 Damn right, 'cause that's a free-thinking animal. 88 00:03:50,943 --> 00:03:53,244 And it's not like they want our vote anyway. 89 00:03:53,346 --> 00:03:56,614 They're having it during lunch on chicken stars day. 90 00:03:56,716 --> 00:03:58,215 Yeah, no one's gonna show up for that. 91 00:03:58,317 --> 00:04:00,834 - Classic voter suppression. - Okay. 92 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:02,620 You need to suppress your face. 93 00:04:02,755 --> 00:04:03,871 So aggressive. 94 00:04:03,956 --> 00:04:05,756 Ooh, is that the new Black Braids? 95 00:04:10,159 --> 00:04:13,264 All right, guys, I'm gonna need all hands on deck for this campaign. 96 00:04:13,349 --> 00:04:16,300 - Zoey, public liaison. - Nope. 97 00:04:16,419 --> 00:04:19,182 Copy that. Jack, you are on snack duty. 98 00:04:19,202 --> 00:04:21,472 - Huh? - Uh... never mind. 99 00:04:21,607 --> 00:04:24,383 Diane, accounts manager. 100 00:04:25,311 --> 00:04:27,595 I will do everything in my power 101 00:04:27,697 --> 00:04:30,230 to make sure your candidate loses. 102 00:04:30,299 --> 00:04:32,066 You know, I appreciate your candor, 103 00:04:32,168 --> 00:04:34,168 but I'm gonna need that button back. 104 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,787 Oh, let me see this, Junior. 105 00:04:36,872 --> 00:04:39,907 "A new day with Andre." Okay. 106 00:04:39,992 --> 00:04:43,410 "Friend to some, acquaintance to many, 107 00:04:43,496 --> 00:04:45,613 unknown to most." 108 00:04:45,715 --> 00:04:47,381 - Huh. - Don't worry. 109 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:50,668 I've been preparing for this day since I started high school. 110 00:04:50,786 --> 00:04:53,821 If elected, I would be the most qualified president ever. 111 00:04:53,923 --> 00:04:55,923 - Mm-hmm? - Perfect attendance, 112 00:04:56,025 --> 00:04:58,842 stellar grades, every committee allowable, 113 00:04:58,928 --> 00:05:01,679 and I hit every janitor retirement party. 114 00:05:01,764 --> 00:05:02,813 Why? 115 00:05:02,915 --> 00:05:04,945 You sound like my opponent. 116 00:05:04,965 --> 00:05:09,186 There are three keys to the perfect election-day outfit... 117 00:05:09,255 --> 00:05:12,940 Breathability, walkability, sensuability. 118 00:05:13,009 --> 00:05:14,642 We didn't fight for civil liberties 119 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:16,543 so Grandma could vote in sweat pants. 120 00:05:16,612 --> 00:05:18,385 Who are you voting for? 121 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:20,672 Whoever the Democrat is, baby. 122 00:05:20,757 --> 00:05:24,643 Without knowing where they stand on any issue? Seems ignorant. 123 00:05:24,745 --> 00:05:27,929 Would it seem ignorant if I slapped the taste out of your mouth? 124 00:05:28,031 --> 00:05:31,049 Oh, sweetie. Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry. 125 00:05:31,118 --> 00:05:33,184 Sometimes Grandma forgets she's been saved. 126 00:05:33,253 --> 00:05:35,954 Listen, precious. Listen. 127 00:05:36,039 --> 00:05:39,975 Ignorance is being unaware of the dangers of the kitten heel. 128 00:05:43,045 --> 00:05:45,562 Oh! Oh! Oh! 129 00:05:45,684 --> 00:05:46,830 No! 130 00:05:46,932 --> 00:05:49,916 No! Not Buchanan! 131 00:05:50,018 --> 00:05:51,584 90% of Buchanan votes 132 00:05:51,686 --> 00:05:54,087 were because the elderly picked the wrong shoe. 133 00:05:54,156 --> 00:05:56,689 Your priorities seem off. 134 00:05:56,758 --> 00:06:00,427 God, Idris, alimony. 135 00:06:00,495 --> 00:06:03,070 My priorities are just fine, darling. 136 00:06:04,245 --> 00:06:07,400 Lord, why is this child testing me today? 137 00:06:07,519 --> 00:06:11,548 Zoey, guess who I saw at the store. 138 00:06:11,689 --> 00:06:13,805 - No. - Cara's mom. 139 00:06:13,891 --> 00:06:16,675 She said Cara got early admission into Princeton. 140 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,977 - That's incredible. - Well, not really. 141 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,413 Cara looks like somebody who needs to be smart. 142 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:22,848 Okay, you know what? Say what you want to say. 143 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,783 She's going to Princeton. 144 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:27,983 Hey, how is your application coming? 145 00:06:28,003 --> 00:06:30,553 You want to bounce any essay ideas off your mom? 146 00:06:30,622 --> 00:06:33,623 I mean, I know I'm a doctor, but I'm also kind of a wordsmith. 147 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:35,892 You know, God gaveth with both hands. 148 00:06:35,961 --> 00:06:37,060 I'll be fine, Mom. 149 00:06:37,162 --> 00:06:38,528 I have a 3.6. 150 00:06:38,630 --> 00:06:39,896 3.6? 151 00:06:39,998 --> 00:06:41,765 Pssht. Those are army grades. 152 00:06:41,833 --> 00:06:45,602 Excuse me. I had a 3.6, and I went to Brown. 153 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:48,338 Yeah, back when Coke was a dime. 154 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:50,073 Good luck, soldier. 155 00:06:57,712 --> 00:06:59,776 Everyone needs to see this. 156 00:06:59,845 --> 00:07:01,411 We can get him a third term. 157 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,146 - That's what I'm talking about. - Mm-hmm. 158 00:07:03,181 --> 00:07:06,783 I will pay my own money to take this around the country. 159 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:08,051 Or we could just put it on YouTube. 160 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,886 I kind of wanted to see America. 161 00:07:09,955 --> 00:07:12,956 Okay. M-Maybe we can take it to the YouTube office. 162 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,958 Is it in America? 163 00:07:15,508 --> 00:07:17,794 - Yeah. - Okay, cool. I'm cool with that. 164 00:07:17,863 --> 00:07:19,262 Hey, what are you guys watching? 165 00:07:19,331 --> 00:07:21,965 Dre's Obama memorial. 166 00:07:21,985 --> 00:07:23,251 Did he die? 167 00:07:23,353 --> 00:07:24,619 - No. - Oh. 168 00:07:24,688 --> 00:07:25,954 He's just leaving office. 169 00:07:26,022 --> 00:07:27,572 So he can go and die? 170 00:07:27,674 --> 00:07:30,034 His term is over. 171 00:07:30,553 --> 00:07:32,253 Oh. You mean, his... his life term? 172 00:07:32,322 --> 00:07:34,689 What is your deal with Barack? 173 00:07:34,725 --> 00:07:38,126 My deal is that there are thousands of children out there 174 00:07:38,228 --> 00:07:40,261 who have never had a white president. 175 00:07:40,364 --> 00:07:42,280 How are they gonna know that they have opportunities? 176 00:07:42,366 --> 00:07:43,865 This is crazy. 177 00:07:43,934 --> 00:07:46,901 Barack Obama is the best president we've ever had. 178 00:07:47,004 --> 00:07:48,203 Uh, yeah, 179 00:07:48,305 --> 00:07:49,804 if Reaganomics never took root 180 00:07:49,906 --> 00:07:52,742 and saved the western world from living in caves. 181 00:07:52,762 --> 00:07:53,808 Fact. 182 00:07:53,877 --> 00:07:56,511 Boom. You both know my son Connor. 183 00:07:56,580 --> 00:07:58,179 Never seen him before in my life. 184 00:07:58,248 --> 00:08:01,266 Oh, I'm sorry. You probably know him as the New Haven Ripper. 185 00:08:01,368 --> 00:08:02,684 Excuse me? 186 00:08:02,753 --> 00:08:06,755 It's just a silly name that the "victims" gave my baby boy 187 00:08:06,823 --> 00:08:08,256 for crimes they couldn't prove 188 00:08:08,358 --> 00:08:09,791 that he was aware that he had committed. 189 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:13,078 Anywho Obama's a bad guy. 190 00:08:13,163 --> 00:08:15,197 Yeah, you want to talk about strangling, 191 00:08:15,217 --> 00:08:16,516 just look at what he's done to our economy. 192 00:08:16,585 --> 00:08:19,018 Who's talking about strangling? 193 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,488 We're not... per the settlement with the families. 194 00:08:21,590 --> 00:08:23,760 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 195 00:08:23,780 --> 00:08:25,391 As soon as Barack leaves office, 196 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:27,143 they're gonna forget all the good he's done. 197 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:30,113 Well, I'm not gonna forget that Barack Hussein Obama 198 00:08:30,215 --> 00:08:31,381 is a foreign-born Muslim, 199 00:08:31,483 --> 00:08:34,517 and he also let Bin Laden sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. 200 00:08:34,619 --> 00:08:37,153 Okay, Connie, now, that's just home talk, 201 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:39,422 - but, yes, fact. - Yeah, right? 202 00:08:39,558 --> 00:08:41,824 Talking to Stevens and the New Haven Ripper 203 00:08:41,927 --> 00:08:44,444 made it clear that there are a lot of Americans 204 00:08:44,529 --> 00:08:46,613 who can't wait to get rid of Obama, 205 00:08:46,698 --> 00:08:48,731 which meant it was more important than ever 206 00:08:48,817 --> 00:08:50,533 for Junior to win this election. 207 00:08:50,652 --> 00:08:52,285 Hey, son, how'd your speech go today? 208 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,903 If you can get past all the projectiles 209 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,572 and the booing, it went great. 210 00:08:55,674 --> 00:08:58,157 Okay, looks like your speech needed a little help. 211 00:08:58,243 --> 00:08:59,626 Let's roll up our sleeves. 212 00:08:59,711 --> 00:09:00,994 Let's do this. 213 00:09:01,129 --> 00:09:05,048 Yah-ah-ah, are you wearing a flared pantsuit? 214 00:09:05,166 --> 00:09:07,183 Yep. Hugs my frame. 215 00:09:07,335 --> 00:09:10,153 Um, sweetheart, I-I think that's a woman's suit. 216 00:09:10,255 --> 00:09:11,871 What? No. 217 00:09:11,973 --> 00:09:14,374 The lady at the thrift store said it was European. 218 00:09:14,476 --> 00:09:15,725 They have women in Europe. 219 00:09:15,844 --> 00:09:16,926 Yeah. 220 00:09:17,045 --> 00:09:18,444 There were clues... 221 00:09:18,547 --> 00:09:21,197 The hard candy in the pockets... - Yeah. 222 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:22,599 The shoulder pads. 223 00:09:22,701 --> 00:09:24,400 The fact that it's a woman's pantsuit. 224 00:09:24,519 --> 00:09:27,253 I can't recover from this. I'm doomed... 225 00:09:27,322 --> 00:09:30,523 because of one bad speech in an unflattering pantsuit. 226 00:09:30,592 --> 00:09:32,542 Oh, my God. You're being Hillary-ed. 227 00:09:32,661 --> 00:09:35,245 Hillary-ed. That's it. 228 00:09:35,363 --> 00:09:37,864 - We are done. - Wha... 229 00:09:38,033 --> 00:09:39,415 And to think, I would've been 230 00:09:39,534 --> 00:09:41,534 the school's first black president. 231 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,253 What? 232 00:09:43,355 --> 00:09:44,704 What did you just say? 233 00:09:44,789 --> 00:09:47,957 Your school has never had a black president? 234 00:09:48,059 --> 00:09:49,459 No. 235 00:09:49,561 --> 00:09:53,463 And just like that, I knew how Junior was going to win. 236 00:09:53,565 --> 00:09:55,081 What's Ortho Tri-Cyclen? 237 00:09:55,150 --> 00:09:56,716 It's birth control, sweetheart. 238 00:09:56,801 --> 00:09:59,013 So many clues. 239 00:09:59,718 --> 00:10:02,545 Junior being one of the only black kids at school 240 00:10:02,565 --> 00:10:05,110 was finally gonna pay off in this election. 241 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:08,465 Pea coat, New Balance, and Frisbee. 242 00:10:08,534 --> 00:10:10,300 They all go in the trash. 243 00:10:10,369 --> 00:10:12,202 - But that's who I am. - Not anymore it's not. 244 00:10:12,271 --> 00:10:14,204 We are in the last days of disco 245 00:10:14,306 --> 00:10:16,473 of it being cool to be black, son. 246 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,375 They are coming for our coolness. 247 00:10:18,937 --> 00:10:20,243 Pitbull is out there, 248 00:10:20,345 --> 00:10:22,145 Bieber is right around the corner, 249 00:10:22,181 --> 00:10:24,247 but for now, it's still ours. 250 00:10:24,316 --> 00:10:27,121 And we're gonna use it to get you elected. 251 00:10:27,141 --> 00:10:29,375 Okay. I think I understand. 252 00:10:29,493 --> 00:10:31,760 - Do you? - You know I don't. 253 00:10:31,862 --> 00:10:33,495 I'm just saying this because I want you to leave 254 00:10:33,564 --> 00:10:35,497 so I can get my Frisbee out of the trash. 255 00:10:39,503 --> 00:10:41,437 What about a ferret? 256 00:10:41,505 --> 00:10:42,821 You need to stay out of this. 257 00:10:42,907 --> 00:10:44,940 A ferret? What is this, a damn joke to you? 258 00:10:45,042 --> 00:10:46,225 We're talking about a class pet here. 259 00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:47,559 The boy needs something realistic, 260 00:10:47,661 --> 00:10:49,411 like a shark or a bald eagle. 261 00:10:49,497 --> 00:10:51,430 - There it is. - Mm-hmm. 262 00:10:52,002 --> 00:10:53,118 You know what? 263 00:10:53,138 --> 00:10:54,286 Doesn't even matter. 264 00:10:54,355 --> 00:10:56,355 I got a detention for talking in class, 265 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:57,739 and now they won't let me vote. 266 00:10:57,808 --> 00:10:59,791 Classic felony disenfranchisement. 267 00:10:59,877 --> 00:11:01,560 Are we still talking about a class pet? 268 00:11:01,629 --> 00:11:02,861 No, we're talking about the rules. 269 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,563 You get in trouble one time in this country, 270 00:11:04,632 --> 00:11:06,717 you don't get to vote in it for the rest of your life. 271 00:11:06,737 --> 00:11:08,069 Unless you're in Maine or Vermont. 272 00:11:08,188 --> 00:11:09,604 You could be in jail and vote there. 273 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,439 Oh, yeah, the whitest states in America 274 00:11:11,542 --> 00:11:12,974 let their white felons vote. 275 00:11:13,076 --> 00:11:14,075 So messed up. 276 00:11:14,177 --> 00:11:16,483 W-What would you even call that? 277 00:11:16,503 --> 00:11:18,571 That is white justice. 278 00:11:18,671 --> 00:11:19,987 You got that right. 279 00:11:20,073 --> 00:11:21,622 Preach. 280 00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:23,724 Hey, girl. 281 00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:25,443 - I'm busy. - Awesome. 282 00:11:25,512 --> 00:11:29,797 So I was just thinking about your application, 283 00:11:29,883 --> 00:11:31,616 and... yeah, okay... 284 00:11:31,701 --> 00:11:34,669 About the fact that a big part of your college essay 285 00:11:34,704 --> 00:11:36,888 is gonna be the activities that you do outside of school. 286 00:11:37,006 --> 00:11:38,606 So what are you thinking of listing? 287 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,141 Nothing. 288 00:11:40,648 --> 00:11:42,160 Sweetie, come on. 289 00:11:42,245 --> 00:11:45,229 There must be something. I mean, um, drama? 290 00:11:45,265 --> 00:11:47,698 Newspaper. Oh, debate team. 291 00:11:47,817 --> 00:11:49,750 Quit. Nope. Ew. 292 00:11:49,819 --> 00:11:54,670 Okay, so when... w-when I ask you what's going on 293 00:11:54,811 --> 00:11:59,060 and you say "nothing," do you actually mean nothing? 294 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,279 Relax. 295 00:12:00,348 --> 00:12:01,647 Everything I've been reading says 296 00:12:01,766 --> 00:12:03,649 the essay is the most important part... 297 00:12:03,718 --> 00:12:05,535 - Uh-huh? - And I'm gonna nail it. 298 00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:08,454 Okay. Okay. That's great. 299 00:12:08,556 --> 00:12:10,107 So what's it about? 300 00:12:10,127 --> 00:12:14,145 Instagram filters and how they capture my hourly moods. 301 00:12:16,598 --> 00:12:18,581 I'm gonna lose you in Iraq. 302 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:22,185 So, black cool was going to be Junior's ticket to victory. 303 00:12:22,237 --> 00:12:23,986 And that's what's up, y'all. 304 00:12:24,089 --> 00:12:26,639 Junior 2016. 305 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,684 Siri, "Panda." Play "Panda." 306 00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:52,295 I found a Panda Express on Ventura. 307 00:12:52,315 --> 00:12:53,915 Is this the one you mean? 308 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,317 No. Play "Panda" the song. 309 00:12:56,436 --> 00:12:57,802 "Panda." 310 00:12:57,871 --> 00:12:59,403 Come on, Siri. 311 00:12:59,506 --> 00:13:01,105 Don't do this to me now. 312 00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:05,676 Stupid device. 313 00:13:06,479 --> 00:13:08,658 - Play "Panda." - Ugh. 314 00:13:09,883 --> 00:13:12,416 "10 Million Fireflies" is hard to recover from. 315 00:13:12,519 --> 00:13:13,818 Yeah, the boy's gonna lose. 316 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,019 Maybe not. 317 00:13:15,088 --> 00:13:16,687 Desperate times, Dre. 318 00:13:16,789 --> 00:13:19,490 He's gonna have to throw down the big domino on this one... 319 00:13:19,592 --> 00:13:21,292 White guilt. 320 00:13:21,361 --> 00:13:23,794 You know, like I do around here. 321 00:13:24,356 --> 00:13:28,023 Charlie, I've never seen you use white guilt around here. 322 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:30,525 So Popeye's Friday wasn't enough to convince you? 323 00:13:30,594 --> 00:13:31,994 Hmm? 324 00:13:33,864 --> 00:13:36,098 You ungrateful son of a bitch. 325 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,066 - Huh? - Watch this. 326 00:13:38,135 --> 00:13:42,413 With third-quarter revenue reaching an all-time high, I think we can all... 327 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,940 I'm out. 328 00:13:49,511 --> 00:13:51,292 Hm, I bet his cousin got killed in a drive-by. 329 00:13:51,394 --> 00:13:52,826 Agreed. You know what? 330 00:13:52,895 --> 00:13:55,095 Let's give him all of next week off, okay? 331 00:13:55,198 --> 00:13:57,514 Everybody, kick in $20 for flowers. 332 00:13:57,617 --> 00:13:59,183 - What? - Not you, Dre. 333 00:13:59,252 --> 00:14:03,120 I'm sure you paid for more than your fair share of murder flowers. 334 00:14:03,189 --> 00:14:04,688 And, uh, when he comes back 335 00:14:04,757 --> 00:14:07,424 next week, nobody talk about it either. 336 00:14:07,493 --> 00:14:10,127 We can't begin to understand what he's going through. 337 00:14:12,823 --> 00:14:15,227 So, I just have to answer a few questions? 338 00:14:15,247 --> 00:14:16,257 Yep. 339 00:14:16,293 --> 00:14:18,226 Then the app will tell you which candidate you line up with. 340 00:14:18,328 --> 00:14:20,862 Oh, sweetie, I know which candidate I line up with. 341 00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:23,081 Whoever's Democrat. 342 00:14:23,116 --> 00:14:26,334 What is your ideal candidate's stance on global warming? 343 00:14:26,436 --> 00:14:29,204 Global warming doesn't exist. 344 00:14:29,272 --> 00:14:30,872 Next. 345 00:14:30,974 --> 00:14:32,207 How do you feel about 346 00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:35,676 building a wall on our border with Mexico? 347 00:14:35,696 --> 00:14:39,014 You mean there's not a wall between us and Mexico? 348 00:14:40,317 --> 00:14:43,795 No wonder they keep coming over here, taking our jobs. 349 00:14:43,815 --> 00:14:45,070 Hm. 350 00:14:45,138 --> 00:14:47,105 Should local police increase surveillance 351 00:14:47,174 --> 00:14:48,640 and patrol of Muslim neighborhoods? 352 00:14:48,709 --> 00:14:51,176 Only if we don't want the terrorists to win. 353 00:14:51,278 --> 00:14:53,351 - It's just yes or no. - Put yes. 354 00:14:53,371 --> 00:14:57,590 But say it's because we want to make America great again. 355 00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:01,127 - Okay. - Great again! 356 00:15:01,229 --> 00:15:02,962 That's a crybaby argument. 357 00:15:02,997 --> 00:15:04,830 You saying just because Bernie's out, you're not gonna vote. 358 00:15:04,932 --> 00:15:05,965 That's just sour grapes. 359 00:15:06,050 --> 00:15:07,283 Nope, nope, it's about fairness. 360 00:15:07,351 --> 00:15:09,518 The U.S. needs a coalition government like Europe. 361 00:15:09,587 --> 00:15:12,021 Right now if you lose the vote 51 to 49, 362 00:15:12,123 --> 00:15:13,189 you get no say in the system. 363 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:14,657 - That's idiotic. - Europe's idiotic. 364 00:15:14,759 --> 00:15:15,991 How dare you? 365 00:15:16,093 --> 00:15:18,332 So, black cool was out. 366 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:19,651 White guilt was in. 367 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,820 And Junior ran with it. 368 00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:24,522 As the son of a former slave, 369 00:15:25,154 --> 00:15:27,642 I think I have solution to the vending machine issues 370 00:15:27,728 --> 00:15:30,295 that have been plaguing our school. 371 00:15:30,648 --> 00:15:32,414 Oh, sorry. 372 00:15:32,482 --> 00:15:34,299 I don't know how that got in there. 373 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,468 But it did happen. 374 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,706 Now, where was I? 375 00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:43,575 Right, snacks. 376 00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:47,295 So, as you can see right here, we have chips, uh, candy bars... 377 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,747 White guilt works. 378 00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:50,415 I'm up 12 points... look. 379 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,300 - Let me see that. - It's true. He's winning. 380 00:15:52,402 --> 00:15:53,919 Ha ha, nice going, son. 381 00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:55,420 I did it. 382 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,106 What's that? 383 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:02,093 "Andre 'Son of a Slave' Johnson. Election rigged"? 384 00:16:02,145 --> 00:16:04,946 And just like that, when we were so close 385 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,315 to keeping at least one black man in office, 386 00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:08,950 they snatch it away. 387 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,952 That is white justice. 388 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:14,053 How could they say I rigged it? I didn't rig anything. 389 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,677 Of course you didn't, son. They co-opted rigging. 390 00:16:16,697 --> 00:16:18,146 Rigging happens to us. 391 00:16:18,182 --> 00:16:22,117 Housing, politics, medicine, education... rigged. 392 00:16:22,219 --> 00:16:24,219 White folks, they created the system, 393 00:16:24,321 --> 00:16:25,754 and the one time it doesn't go their way, 394 00:16:25,823 --> 00:16:27,689 they claim it's rigged. I blame Bernie. 395 00:16:27,791 --> 00:16:30,294 All my years of hard work, 396 00:16:30,314 --> 00:16:31,861 and now my good name is ruined. 397 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:32,879 Look at this. 398 00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,447 Look how much darker that picture is 399 00:16:34,549 --> 00:16:35,582 than your yearbook one. 400 00:16:35,684 --> 00:16:36,816 They O.J.'d you! 401 00:16:39,187 --> 00:16:41,504 And finally, the death penalty should be... 402 00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:43,490 Celebrated with a parade. 403 00:16:43,592 --> 00:16:44,557 Well, okay. 404 00:16:44,577 --> 00:16:45,925 - Mm-hmm. - Well, let's see. 405 00:16:45,945 --> 00:16:48,595 This says your perfect candidate is Trump. 406 00:16:48,697 --> 00:16:50,730 No, baby, I'm a Democrat. 407 00:16:50,832 --> 00:16:52,730 Not according to this test. 408 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,784 It thinks you might actually be Trump. 409 00:16:54,853 --> 00:16:56,886 Son, I've come up with a game plan 410 00:16:56,971 --> 00:16:59,272 to combat those rigging lies. 411 00:16:59,324 --> 00:17:00,690 "Who're you calling a rigger?" 412 00:17:00,775 --> 00:17:02,175 Hm. "Rigger, what?" 413 00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:03,843 - Dad, stop. - No, no, no, son. 414 00:17:03,945 --> 00:17:04,844 There's more. 415 00:17:04,929 --> 00:17:06,229 "Rigger, please!" 416 00:17:06,347 --> 00:17:08,531 "I wish a rigger would..." 417 00:17:08,616 --> 00:17:10,099 Stop. 418 00:17:10,168 --> 00:17:11,434 I'm dropping out. 419 00:17:11,553 --> 00:17:13,636 I've already pretended to be someone I'm not, 420 00:17:13,705 --> 00:17:16,155 and I don't want to do that anymore. 421 00:17:16,224 --> 00:17:19,759 I just want to be me, nectarine pantsuit and all. 422 00:17:20,824 --> 00:17:23,529 - You'll never get to be... - Head rigger in charge? 423 00:17:23,631 --> 00:17:24,964 No. 424 00:17:25,066 --> 00:17:26,265 No, I won't. 425 00:17:31,214 --> 00:17:34,065 - Dre, come on, stop. - What? 426 00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:37,602 You are addicted to making mediocre slide shows. 427 00:17:38,396 --> 00:17:39,704 Look, I'm sorry. 428 00:17:39,773 --> 00:17:41,990 I can't believe Junior just quit like that. 429 00:17:42,059 --> 00:17:43,041 We could've won. 430 00:17:43,126 --> 00:17:45,443 By white-guilting people into voting for him? 431 00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:46,695 Dre, that's disgusting. 432 00:17:46,763 --> 00:17:49,547 Oh, as disgusting as claiming to be Samoan? 433 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:53,001 Huh, to steal Samoan scholarship money from real Samoans? 434 00:17:53,021 --> 00:17:55,539 Prove that I am not Samoan. 435 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,140 Prove it. 436 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,142 Okay, Bow, look. 437 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:02,662 I know it was just a school election, 438 00:18:02,731 --> 00:18:04,531 but we've struggled so hard, 439 00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:06,683 and we finally got there with Obama. 440 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,134 And... And now that he's leaving, 441 00:18:08,203 --> 00:18:10,387 I don't want things to slide back to the way they were 442 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,856 and for people to forget how far we've come. 443 00:18:12,941 --> 00:18:15,041 We're not gonna let people forget. 444 00:18:15,981 --> 00:18:17,611 We just have to accept that our kids are growing up, 445 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:20,530 and we have less say in their decisions. 446 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:24,134 Which means accepting that Zoey is not going to college. 447 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:25,936 Was her essay that bad? 448 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,404 Oh, my God. 449 00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:28,405 Damn. 450 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,507 So bad. 451 00:18:36,132 --> 00:18:38,265 Look, you can't judge me. You won't eat at Chick-fil-A 452 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,567 because of what their CEO says about gay marriage. 453 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:42,919 Why should I validate a system that doesn't validate me? 454 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,437 You don't eat at Chick-fil-A? 455 00:18:44,506 --> 00:18:46,173 Hold up. Why are we arguing? 456 00:18:46,275 --> 00:18:47,941 We can all agree we should not vote. 457 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,843 We need a political party for not voting. 458 00:18:49,912 --> 00:18:51,745 Call it the Non-Voting Alliance, the NVA. 459 00:18:51,813 --> 00:18:53,413 - Hm. - How will we make decisions? 460 00:18:53,515 --> 00:18:54,681 Not by voting. 461 00:18:54,783 --> 00:18:56,249 We sit down to stand up. 462 00:18:56,351 --> 00:18:57,984 That should be our motto. 463 00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,188 The NVA... Sitting down to stand up. 464 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,256 I like it. 465 00:19:01,324 --> 00:19:03,208 So, in this election, 466 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,642 we cannot sit back 467 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,877 and hope that everything works out for the best. 468 00:19:08,018 --> 00:19:13,218 We cannot afford to be tired or frustrated or cynical. 469 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,352 No, hear me. 470 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,588 Between now and November, 471 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,823 we need to do what we did eight years ago 472 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,825 and four years ago. 473 00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:24,180 We need to knock on every door. 474 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,192 We need to get out every vote. 475 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:29,829 We need to pour every last ounce of our passion 476 00:19:29,931 --> 00:19:32,932 and our strength and our love for this country... 477 00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:34,834 I can't believe you weren't gonna vote. 478 00:19:34,903 --> 00:19:36,236 I never said that. 479 00:19:37,556 --> 00:19:39,005 So, let's get to work. 480 00:19:40,742 --> 00:19:41,941 I won the election. 481 00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:43,009 - What? - Yeah. 482 00:19:43,111 --> 00:19:44,678 Congratulations! 483 00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:45,780 Yes! 484 00:19:45,914 --> 00:19:47,180 How did that happen, son? 485 00:19:47,282 --> 00:19:48,315 I thought you dropped out. 486 00:19:48,383 --> 00:19:49,616 Well, I was going to, 487 00:19:49,685 --> 00:19:52,235 but then I saw my opponent yelling at the janitors 488 00:19:52,371 --> 00:19:53,987 to clean up his rally confetti. 489 00:19:54,056 --> 00:19:56,923 I can't have a person in power who doesn't respect everyone. 490 00:19:57,025 --> 00:19:59,793 So I stayed in the race and won. 491 00:19:59,895 --> 00:20:01,261 Come on. 492 00:20:01,363 --> 00:20:02,729 Congratulations, son. 493 00:20:02,831 --> 00:20:05,198 Valley Glen's first black president. 494 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:06,733 It isn't all good news. 495 00:20:06,835 --> 00:20:09,508 - They told me some real truths today. - Uhh... 496 00:20:09,528 --> 00:20:12,272 The student government is $8,000 in debt. 497 00:20:12,374 --> 00:20:14,541 The new soccer field isn't to code. 498 00:20:14,643 --> 00:20:16,443 And several teachers can't read. 499 00:20:16,545 --> 00:20:18,111 What? They can't... 500 00:20:18,213 --> 00:20:19,479 It's a real crap-fest. 501 00:20:19,598 --> 00:20:20,697 That's awful. 502 00:20:20,782 --> 00:20:24,084 That's just what Bush did to Obama. 503 00:20:25,213 --> 00:20:26,922 Yes, we can. 504 00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:28,511 - Hey, I finished my essay. - Oh. 505 00:20:28,596 --> 00:20:30,385 - I think you should read it. - Oh. 506 00:20:30,405 --> 00:20:31,792 "Imagine living in a home" 507 00:20:31,812 --> 00:20:35,052 where your mother can't stop having children... 508 00:20:35,072 --> 00:20:36,393 where you are constantly... 509 00:20:36,413 --> 00:20:38,363 taking in another mouth to feed, 510 00:20:38,465 --> 00:20:41,382 a home where grandparents, uncles, siblings 511 00:20:41,484 --> 00:20:43,835 all huddle together in one room, 512 00:20:43,887 --> 00:20:46,087 where only the strongest will survive, 513 00:20:46,222 --> 00:20:47,755 a home where you'll never know 514 00:20:47,841 --> 00:20:49,590 where you next meal is coming from. 515 00:20:49,676 --> 00:20:51,009 Chipotle or Katsuya? 516 00:20:51,094 --> 00:20:53,978 A home where your mother is in and out of the hospital, 517 00:20:54,097 --> 00:20:55,630 where men don't vote, 518 00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:58,066 where the man who may or may not be your father 519 00:20:58,184 --> 00:20:59,434 often skips work... 520 00:20:59,552 --> 00:21:01,269 to feed his addictions. 521 00:21:01,354 --> 00:21:06,049 "I don't have to imagine this because this is my life." 522 00:21:06,737 --> 00:21:10,328 So you are using white guilt for your college essay? 523 00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:11,986 - Yes. - Uh-huh. 524 00:21:12,006 --> 00:21:13,014 Okay. 525 00:21:13,116 --> 00:21:14,665 Well, someone's getting into college! 526 00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:16,117 - Yes! - Yes! 527 00:21:16,202 --> 00:21:19,975 By the way, we're part Samoan.