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We all have a daily routine.
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Oh.
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- Bye, baby.
- Bye.
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And it's comforting to always know
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what's going to happen next.
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But it also gets a little... Routine.
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But just when you think,
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"this is it. This is my life,"
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life surprises you.
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Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
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Aah!
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I hate surprises.
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I'm late.
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That's your own fault.
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You know, you should plan
your outfits a week in advance,
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like I do...
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Mondre through Fridre.
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Not that kind of late, Dre.
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I'm... Late.
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Huh.
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Which is weird, 'cause in my rational mind,
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I know there's no way I'm pregnant.
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But I still get
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that little, like, flutter
of excitement, you know?
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- Mm-hmm.
- God. It's so funny.
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Yeah. Funny.
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It's like that feeling
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when you're at the top of a roller coaster,
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and it's, like, scary,
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but it's, like, "fun" scary
'cause you know you're safe.
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Mm-hmm.
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I remember when it used to be scary scary.
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Before you got the vasectomy.
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Now it's just nice, you know?
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I even got to go off the pill.
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Hey, whoa.
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You got off the pill?
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Yeah.
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But... I thought you were
taking those for cramps.
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I haven't had those for a really long time.
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Oh.
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Did not know that.
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- You know why?
- Hmm?
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'Cause you did not need to know that,
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because you're amazing.
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And you took care of
business. My little baby.
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As sophisticated viewers,
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I think you know where this is heading.
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Now, as I said, I hate surprises.
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But Bow loves them, so maybe
she'll be cool with this.
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But, again, as sophisticated viewers,
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you know I'm a dead man.
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I hate Mondres.
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You lied and told your
wife you got a vasectomy?
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W-w-wait. You never got a vasectomy?
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I only got mine 'cause
you said yours was easy.
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I leaked fluids for six
days without medical care
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'cause you said that was totally normal.
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I must admit, not my finest hour...
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here or at home.
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More ketchup.
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Ow.
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It hurts when I say "ketchup."
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Ohh.
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There might be another kid on the way?
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God, you must be freaking out.
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I know I did when my wife
accidentally got pregnant.
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Luckily, turns out it wasn't even mine.
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Bow is gonna be so mad.
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Aw, come on. Women are
irrational creatures.
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How is being upset at your
husband for lying irrational?
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And that right there
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is why China is this close to
producing a baby-making robot.
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And that right there
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is why I record all of these meetings.
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- Oh.
- Oh, no.
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Dre, seriously Was it easier to lie
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than to just have the vasectomy
and endure 30 seconds of pain?
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- 30 seconds?!
- H-hold on.
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See, y-you don't get it.
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Tell me this.
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Where would you rather be shot? Huh?
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Here or here? Here or here?
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- Here or here? Here or here?
- I... I... stop...
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- here or...
- I don't know!
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Trust me...
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from someone who's been shot in both,
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I'd take face any day.
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- What?
- Long story short,
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never make yourself a
grilled butter sandwich
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while cleaning your gun.
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Okay, uh, Dre, what are you gonna do?
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I'm gonna ride it out, you know,
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and if Bow's monthly visitor
comes, problem solved.
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"Monthly visitor"?
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You can say "period."
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- LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA...
- Blah!
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- LA, LA, LA, LA...
- Gross! Gross!
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- LA, LA!
- Come on, Laura!
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This is a place of work,
okay? Not the docks.
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I would definitely rather
get shot in the balls.
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Okay.
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Hey, everybody!
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Oh. Hey, babe.
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What's going on?
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- Aunt Flo come?
- No.
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Oh, my God.
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Mm.
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Mom's pregnant.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes!
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Dad just asked her if "Aunt Flo" came,
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and she said, "no."
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That's crazy.
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We have an aunt I've never even heard of?
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Are you guys getting birthday
money we don't know about?
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- And then it hit me.
- Hmm?
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I'm obviously not pregnant.
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Obviously.
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It's early-onset menopause.
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Dre, you are not the father.
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Whoooooooo!
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You will never be the father.
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It happened to my mom
and my grandma early, too,
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and I guess I was just in denial...
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It was gonna happen to me.
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It's like a whole phase
of my life... my womanhood.
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No, no, no, no. Baby, don't worry.
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I'll still love you.
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- Wait... what?
- Hmm?
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Why is that even on the table?
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I-it's not!
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No! We can't have a new baby!
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We're the babies.
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Mom says my butt is as
soft as a baby's bottom.
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But compared to a real baby,
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it'll seem like turtle skin.
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Turtle skin is actually very soft.
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Why are you fighting me
on this? I'm not the enemy.
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It's the unborn monster in mommy's tummy.
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We can't have another baby.
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I mean, I barely got
you two out of diapers.
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What are you talking about?
You never changed our diapers.
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Yeah. You barely even talk to us.
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Until I was 3, I thought I was
the only one who could see you.
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Guys, come on.
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We're bringing new life into the world.
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I'm gonna talk to it in mom's belly,
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and it'll learn my voice and love me best.
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If it's a boy, I'm thinking...
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Gimli.
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If it's a girl...
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Gimli still works!
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LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA
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Someone's in a good mood.
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I'm relieved!
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I thought I was either pregnant
or going through menopause,
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and guess what.
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- I'm neither!
- Oh!
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Thank God.
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Thank God, thank God, thank
God, thank God, thank Go-o-o-o-d!
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I mean, pregnancy is bad,
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but menopause euggggh!
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Oh... oh, my God.
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Oh!
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Oh, I'm totally insensitive.
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Pam, I'm so sorry!
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No, no. It's okay. Really.
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I'm happy I'm pregnant.
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Y-you
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you're pregnant?
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Yeah!
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Who knew? Science, huh?
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Science.
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I'm so jacked up on hormones,
I'm all over the place.
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Oh, goodness.
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Oh, but I am so happy for you.
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- Oh.
- And I'm crying and, you know...
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come on! Fight me!
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Oh. Wow.
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I don't know where it came from.
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No. I-I don't want to fight you, Pam.
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I'm actually really glad
that I don't have to sue you.
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Sue me? Why would you sue me?
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Uh...
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Well, you did Dre's vasectomy.
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I thought I was pregnant.
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No, I never did Dre's vasectomy.
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Oh, he canceled and
rescheduled at least five times,
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but he never came in.
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He didn't?
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No!
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No, no, no. It happens all the time.
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I make $244,000 a year on
vasectomy cancellation fees.
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I don't even practice anymore.
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I just make appointments and wait.
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But if he changes his mind,
I can scrub in any time.
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Oh, no. No.
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If anyone's gonna be cutting my husband...
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It's me.
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- Hey, babe.
- Oh. Hey, babe.
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What's that?
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Oh, the mouthwash?
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It's oral hygiene Fresh Breath.
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You ever seen this stuff before?
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No, no, I m... I m-meant
the pregnancy test.
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Oh, the pregnancy test?
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You know, I just...
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my symptoms are all over the place,
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so I just wanted to rule it out.
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Yeah, I know. It's silly, right?
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Yeah, so silly.
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Yeah.
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Hey, you know, I read someplace
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that sometimes vasectomies,
uh, they don't take, you know.
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Oh, God. Not Pam's.
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Pam is known for the fascial
interposition and cautery.
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Is she?
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Yeah, it's the whole snip-and-burn.
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Ouch.
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- She shuts... It... Down.
- Mm.
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Yeah, so, I mean, I know we're good.
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- I just want to make sure.
- Okay.
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- You know you're safe with me.
- Okay.
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'Cause this guy is ba-bang, ba-bang!
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Oh.
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- Shooting blanks.
- Nothin's in 'em.
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- Nope.
- Nope.
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Daddy, come here!
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Oh, that's the kids calling.
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Oh, so I'll just do this right now.
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O-or you could wait for me?
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Oh. I mean, if you choose to.
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You know, I don't care.
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Okay. Well, then I'll probably just do...
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on second thought, I'll take it with me.
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Oh, you're gonna take that with you?
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Yeah. That's so weird.
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Yeah, I just want to check the accuracy.
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Oh. Okay.
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A wise man would have taken this as a sign
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to tell the truth.
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And an even wiser man
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would have hopped a
boxcar and seen the world.
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But I decided to stay
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and take care of the
children I already have.
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'Cause I'm stupid.
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Here he comes.
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We have t-minus nine months
till the new baby's here.
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Let's make it count.
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Hey, guys.
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Read to us, papa!
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What?
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"And whispered with a smile,
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'I love you right up
to the moon and back.'"
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The end. And good night.
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- One more time!
- You skipped a word!
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What's going on?
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You haven't wanted to
hear this book in years.
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We love it.
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We miss its naive simplicity.
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I
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Jack, what are you doing?
264
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I'm dirty. I need a bath.
265
00:08:33,666 --> 00:08:35,432
I want a piggyback ride!
266
00:08:35,467 --> 00:08:37,601
Uh, no. It's bedtime.
267
00:08:38,404 --> 00:08:39,236
Oh!
268
00:08:39,271 --> 00:08:40,837
You're a horsey!
269
00:08:42,241 --> 00:08:43,640
Hey, mom.
270
00:08:43,676 --> 00:08:44,741
Hey.
271
00:08:44,777 --> 00:08:46,476
Something on your mind?
272
00:08:46,512 --> 00:08:49,212
No, just, uh... just me.
273
00:08:50,149 --> 00:08:52,382
Junior.
274
00:08:52,418 --> 00:08:53,650
I love you.
275
00:08:53,686 --> 00:08:55,585
Oh. I love you, too.
276
00:08:55,621 --> 00:08:56,920
Sweetie, what are you doing down there?
277
00:08:56,955 --> 00:09:00,090
Who? Me? Junior?
278
00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:02,292
I'm tying my shoe.
279
00:09:02,328 --> 00:09:03,685
Junior's shoe.
280
00:09:03,805 --> 00:09:04,840
Stand up.
281
00:09:06,632 --> 00:09:08,198
Look me in the eyes.
282
00:09:08,233 --> 00:09:09,724
Are you experimenting with drugs?
283
00:09:09,964 --> 00:09:11,330
No.
284
00:09:12,190 --> 00:09:13,199
Whoops!
285
00:09:14,106 --> 00:09:18,608
You are so beautiful
286
00:09:18,643 --> 00:09:20,944
To me
287
00:09:24,116 --> 00:09:25,982
Is it the Greenstein kid?
288
00:09:26,017 --> 00:09:27,550
Is he giving you drugs?
289
00:09:27,586 --> 00:09:28,985
- Daddy, daddy, daddy!
- Hey. Hey.
290
00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:31,154
Look, I'm serious, Jack.
It's time to get out.
291
00:09:31,189 --> 00:09:33,089
I'm a fish. Brush my teethies!
292
00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:34,190
Ohh.
293
00:09:34,226 --> 00:09:35,291
Hey. Hey, Zoey!
294
00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:35,892
Help.
295
00:09:36,132 --> 00:09:37,097
They're your kids.
296
00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:38,866
Just deal with them yourself for once.
297
00:09:39,769 --> 00:09:41,302
Boy, what are you doing?
298
00:09:41,337 --> 00:09:43,637
So I went to bed knowing two things...
299
00:09:43,673 --> 00:09:45,172
I have strange children
300
00:09:45,207 --> 00:09:48,242
and that Bow still didn't know
if she was pregnant or not.
301
00:09:48,277 --> 00:09:49,877
But I needed to know!
302
00:09:49,912 --> 00:09:53,125
How could I get her to pee
on a stick without knowing?
303
00:09:53,245 --> 00:09:58,319
Lucky for me, all my best
ideas come at 3:00 a.m.
304
00:10:20,238 --> 00:10:21,071
What's going on?
305
00:10:21,106 --> 00:10:22,172
Huh?
306
00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:23,173
Uh...
307
00:10:24,743 --> 00:10:25,775
Shh! Shh!
308
00:10:25,811 --> 00:10:27,944
- Oh, you're having a nightmare.
- I am?
309
00:10:27,979 --> 00:10:30,580
Oh, poor thing. You're covered in sweat.
310
00:10:30,615 --> 00:10:31,514
I think I need a towel.
311
00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:32,982
I think I need to turn on the A.C.
312
00:10:33,018 --> 00:10:34,217
- Okay.
- Okay.
313
00:10:34,252 --> 00:10:35,585
Weird.
314
00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:36,686
Huh?
315
00:10:36,721 --> 00:10:38,247
Look what I found under the bed.
316
00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:38,852
Huh?
317
00:10:39,092 --> 00:10:41,359
And this was on the bathroom floor.
318
00:10:41,395 --> 00:10:43,294
- Isn't that strange?
- Ooh.
319
00:10:43,330 --> 00:10:44,295
How did this happen?
320
00:10:44,331 --> 00:10:45,130
I don't...
321
00:10:45,165 --> 00:10:46,197
This is it.
322
00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:48,366
Time to man up and stop the lies.
323
00:10:48,402 --> 00:10:50,669
Just wish I knew a man
who would do that for me.
324
00:10:50,704 --> 00:10:51,636
Rats.
325
00:10:51,672 --> 00:10:52,837
Rats?
326
00:10:52,873 --> 00:10:54,472
Yeah, yeah. How else would that get there?
327
00:10:54,508 --> 00:10:56,174
Definitely have a rat problem.
328
00:10:56,209 --> 00:10:58,276
Remember the other day when
you made that big plate of bacon
329
00:10:58,311 --> 00:10:59,944
and it disappeared
before the kids came down?
330
00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:01,312
Oh. Rats!
331
00:11:01,432 --> 00:11:02,528
I think you're right.
332
00:11:02,648 --> 00:11:03,380
You do?
333
00:11:03,415 --> 00:11:04,781
- Yeah.
- Oh.
334
00:11:04,817 --> 00:11:06,516
There's obviously a rat in the house.
335
00:11:06,552 --> 00:11:10,153
It's a big, fat, pork-eating rat.
336
00:11:10,189 --> 00:11:11,288
Mm-hmm.
337
00:11:11,323 --> 00:11:12,422
Uh-huh.
338
00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:13,990
So, I've laid out some plans
339
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,282
for landing the Clinton
initiatives literacy campaign.
340
00:11:16,352 --> 00:11:18,486
It's a chance to do some
real good in the world...
341
00:11:18,606 --> 00:11:19,887
okay, hey. Hey, guys, look.
342
00:11:19,923 --> 00:11:21,656
Forget this. My board!
343
00:11:21,691 --> 00:11:23,958
I'm gonna need 10 strategies
to help me get out of this lie.
344
00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:24,926
Here we go.
345
00:11:24,961 --> 00:11:26,827
Honey, we're gonna need some coffee.
346
00:11:26,863 --> 00:11:29,597
Only one option... get a cover vasectomy.
347
00:11:29,632 --> 00:11:31,465
- What?!
- Tell Bow you're on a business trip
348
00:11:31,501 --> 00:11:32,833
and recuperate at my place.
349
00:11:32,869 --> 00:11:34,769
I make a mean Turkey chili, brah.
350
00:11:34,804 --> 00:11:35,649
I put fritos in it.
351
00:11:35,769 --> 00:11:37,036
- Hard pass.
- Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
352
00:11:37,276 --> 00:11:38,708
Chili offer goes out to everybody here.
353
00:11:38,744 --> 00:11:40,911
I have four Xbox controllers.
354
00:11:40,946 --> 00:11:42,445
T-three of them a-are still in the package.
355
00:11:42,481 --> 00:11:44,147
Okay, look, any other suggestions?
356
00:11:44,182 --> 00:11:45,682
There are no bad ideas.
357
00:11:45,717 --> 00:11:47,317
- Tell her the truth.
- Bad idea.
358
00:11:47,352 --> 00:11:49,552
- Any other ideas that aren't dumb?
- Come on.
359
00:11:49,588 --> 00:11:51,087
Dre, there's only one way to play this.
360
00:11:51,123 --> 00:11:52,756
- What's that?
- Lie till you die.
361
00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:54,090
Yep. Double down.
362
00:11:54,126 --> 00:11:54,958
Let's do it. Great idea.
363
00:11:54,993 --> 00:11:55,926
Everybody Hands in.
364
00:11:55,961 --> 00:11:57,727
Death before honor. Bros before...
365
00:11:57,763 --> 00:11:58,561
hey!
366
00:11:58,597 --> 00:12:00,430
Calm down there, sweet cans.
367
00:12:00,465 --> 00:12:02,599
- Hoo-hoo!
- Yeah. Beverly Hills.
368
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:03,900
Gloria Allred.
369
00:12:03,936 --> 00:12:05,135
A-I-l...
370
00:12:05,170 --> 00:12:06,736
Dre?
371
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:07,472
Ow!
372
00:12:07,592 --> 00:12:08,490
Whew.
373
00:12:08,610 --> 00:12:09,197
Hey, baby.
374
00:12:09,317 --> 00:12:10,583
You don't have to worry about that rat.
375
00:12:10,618 --> 00:12:11,684
Bought some traps today.
376
00:12:11,719 --> 00:12:14,820
Uh, I got tested at work.
377
00:12:15,923 --> 00:12:17,123
I'm pregnant.
378
00:12:17,158 --> 00:12:18,224
What?
379
00:12:20,928 --> 00:12:22,795
Oh... My God.
380
00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:24,597
How did this happen?
381
00:12:24,632 --> 00:12:25,731
Um...
382
00:12:27,035 --> 00:12:28,134
A miracle.
383
00:12:28,169 --> 00:12:29,201
T-that's the only answer.
384
00:12:29,237 --> 00:12:30,569
Okay, let's not question it. We'll move on.
385
00:12:30,605 --> 00:12:32,371
Sometimes you just got to roll with life.
386
00:12:32,407 --> 00:12:34,674
Dre, I do not believe in miracles.
387
00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:37,109
We need to sue the damn hospital.
388
00:12:37,145 --> 00:12:39,045
Yes... We do.
389
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,913
All right, shut 'em down, baby.
390
00:12:40,948 --> 00:12:41,947
Shut 'em down!
391
00:12:41,983 --> 00:12:42,656
- Are you sure?
- Yes!
392
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:43,190
I mean, you know,
393
00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:46,765
they are the nation's number-one
pediatric cancer center.
394
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,199
Did not know that.
395
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,502
Shut the whole thing down? Really?
396
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:53,138
Well, uh...
397
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,406
Accountability, Bow.
398
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,675
Sometimes you just got to
do what you got to do, right?
399
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:57,842
- All right.
- Okay.
400
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:58,944
- Let's do this.
- Let's do it.
401
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,612
- Siri!
- Huh?
402
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:04,749
Find me the best malpractice
lawyer in Los Angeles.
403
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,751
Okay. Hold up. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
404
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:07,886
Um...
405
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,287
You know, I think it's time
406
00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:10,956
that I finally take the high road.
407
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:11,972
Yes. It is.
408
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,821
Which...
409
00:13:13,941 --> 00:13:15,193
Is forgiveness.
410
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,074
All right, we forgive the hospital.
411
00:13:17,314 --> 00:13:20,315
We can't have those poor little
cancer kids out on the street.
412
00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:21,183
Wow!
413
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,117
What?
414
00:13:22,152 --> 00:13:24,686
Wow. I was so angry.
415
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:25,587
Oh.
416
00:13:25,622 --> 00:13:27,422
But you're so full of mercy.
417
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,323
Hm.
418
00:13:28,358 --> 00:13:30,192
You're like... you're like...
419
00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,493
You're like Jesus.
420
00:13:35,223 --> 00:13:36,755
I'm not like Jesus, Bow!
421
00:13:36,791 --> 00:13:38,524
I lied! I did not get
the vasectomy, all right?
422
00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:40,459
They told me it would
be 30 seconds of pain.
423
00:13:40,494 --> 00:13:41,994
30 seconds!
424
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,162
You know what? Okay.
425
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,097
I'll... I'll get a vasectomy
tomorrow. I promise.
426
00:13:45,217 --> 00:13:46,996
That's another lie, 'cause
I'm not gonna get that done.
427
00:13:47,116 --> 00:13:48,983
This is my balls, Bow.
428
00:13:49,018 --> 00:13:50,417
My balls!
429
00:13:50,486 --> 00:13:51,819
The balls that you love.
430
00:13:51,854 --> 00:13:53,220
Dre!
431
00:13:53,256 --> 00:13:56,257
I... Know... You... Lied!
432
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,792
What are you talking about?
433
00:13:58,828 --> 00:14:00,427
Pam told me yesterday.
434
00:14:00,463 --> 00:14:02,096
- Pam...
- And you know what also, Dre?
435
00:14:02,131 --> 00:14:03,964
I'm not pregnant.
436
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,261
I stole it from a lady.
437
00:14:05,381 --> 00:14:05,688
I
438
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:09,296
Dre, we decided that we were done.
439
00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:10,331
I'm a princess!
440
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:12,466
Look! I'm a princess!
441
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:13,934
- Sweetheart...
- Look! I'm a princess!
442
00:14:13,969 --> 00:14:15,769
- I'm a princess!
- Mommy...
443
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,371
I don't feel good.
444
00:14:17,491 --> 00:14:19,011
Oh!
445
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:20,625
Snip it.
446
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:21,893
Copy that.
447
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:25,797
- We decided that we were finished.
- Uh-huh.
448
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,400
But I might still be in the
baby-making game someday.
449
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,467
What day?
450
00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:32,070
What, are you just
keeping your options open
451
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,304
in case we split up?
452
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:33,905
No!
453
00:14:34,145 --> 00:14:37,295
Bow, we are in it... till death do us part.
454
00:14:37,331 --> 00:14:39,164
So in case I die?!
455
00:14:39,199 --> 00:14:40,432
You think about me dying?
456
00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:42,200
No!
457
00:14:42,235 --> 00:14:43,201
Not a lot.
458
00:14:43,236 --> 00:14:44,469
Oh, my God.
459
00:14:44,504 --> 00:14:46,671
Bow, you eat really, really fast.
460
00:14:46,707 --> 00:14:49,351
Remember last year when
you choked on a grape?
461
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,098
What?
462
00:14:50,218 --> 00:14:51,716
I would be devastated, of course,
463
00:14:51,836 --> 00:14:54,846
and in deep, deep mourning.
464
00:14:54,881 --> 00:14:57,115
But I know you would want me to pick up
465
00:14:57,150 --> 00:14:59,250
and move on with someone
who loved our kids.
466
00:14:59,286 --> 00:15:01,197
Like... That nice little burrito girl
467
00:15:01,437 --> 00:15:03,403
who gives them extra guacamole.
468
00:15:03,439 --> 00:15:04,471
You want me to choke to death
469
00:15:04,507 --> 00:15:05,303
so that you can get with Chipotle girl?
470
00:15:05,543 --> 00:15:07,410
Okay, Bow, hear me out.
I didn't mean to say...
471
00:15:07,445 --> 00:15:08,511
Ow!
472
00:15:08,546 --> 00:15:10,880
Yes, I stepped on my own rat trap.
473
00:15:10,915 --> 00:15:12,381
Whaaa!
474
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:13,983
As sophisticated viewers,
475
00:15:14,018 --> 00:15:17,120
I'm sure you appreciate
the irony of this moment.
476
00:15:17,155 --> 00:15:18,621
I can't feel my foot.
477
00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:22,235
Uh, what happened?
478
00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:23,269
I'm dying.
479
00:15:23,304 --> 00:15:24,570
He's fine.
480
00:15:24,606 --> 00:15:26,706
This shoe is the only thing
holding my foot in place.
481
00:15:26,741 --> 00:15:28,274
Guys, we may be at the hospital late,
482
00:15:28,309 --> 00:15:30,843
so I'm gonna need you
to put these two to bed.
483
00:15:30,879 --> 00:15:31,911
Oh. Fine.
484
00:15:31,946 --> 00:15:34,580
I'll just finish raising these two for you.
485
00:15:34,616 --> 00:15:36,749
Then I'll get started on
that new baby you're having
486
00:15:36,784 --> 00:15:38,718
so that you guys are free to go off
487
00:15:38,753 --> 00:15:41,153
and drink piña coladas
and step in rat traps.
488
00:15:41,189 --> 00:15:43,656
Oh, my God.
489
00:15:43,691 --> 00:15:45,057
There's no baby.
490
00:15:45,093 --> 00:15:46,292
- What?!
- What?!
491
00:15:46,327 --> 00:15:47,293
- No!
- Yes!
492
00:15:47,328 --> 00:15:48,528
So we'll still be the babies?
493
00:15:48,563 --> 00:15:49,996
'Cause we love being your babies.
494
00:15:50,031 --> 00:15:52,698
Oh, you guys are always gonna be my babies.
495
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:56,135
Great. You all are
happy, but what about me?
496
00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:58,304
I was all excited about a new baby
497
00:15:58,339 --> 00:16:00,406
who would love me for who I am...
498
00:16:00,441 --> 00:16:01,674
like precious.
499
00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:03,209
- What?
- Mm.
500
00:16:03,244 --> 00:16:06,479
From the novel "Push" by Sapphire,
501
00:16:06,514 --> 00:16:08,006
not from the film "Lee
Daniels' precious"...
502
00:16:08,126 --> 00:16:08,379
- Oh.
- Oh.
503
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,519
Based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire.
504
00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:12,188
Never get those two hours back.
505
00:16:12,223 --> 00:16:13,155
Me neither.
506
00:16:13,191 --> 00:16:15,826
And don't get me started on Mo'nique.
507
00:16:15,946 --> 00:16:17,053
How about Less'nique?
508
00:16:17,173 --> 00:16:18,094
- Huh.
- Preach.
509
00:16:18,129 --> 00:16:19,829
Okay, guys. I'm bleeding out over here.
510
00:16:21,366 --> 00:16:23,132
- It's broken.
- It's not broken.
511
00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:27,136
Unfortunately, it looks like
you have four broken toes.
512
00:16:27,171 --> 00:16:28,471
Yes!
513
00:16:28,506 --> 00:16:30,272
Every one of which you deserve.
514
00:16:30,308 --> 00:16:31,907
This... this is a strange dynamic.
515
00:16:31,943 --> 00:16:33,509
Not for us.
516
00:16:33,544 --> 00:16:35,444
You have no empathy, Bow.
517
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,044
What?!
518
00:16:36,164 --> 00:16:37,566
Just like you had no second thought
519
00:16:37,686 --> 00:16:39,786
about forcing me to get a vasectomy.
520
00:16:39,821 --> 00:16:41,187
Which you didn't get!
521
00:16:41,223 --> 00:16:43,289
Oh! So now I'm a liar because I lied?
522
00:16:43,325 --> 00:16:44,290
You're impossible, Dre.
523
00:16:44,326 --> 00:16:45,925
You know what... it's moments like this
524
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,360
that make me want to roll the tape
525
00:16:47,396 --> 00:16:48,395
on my own escape fantasy.
526
00:16:48,430 --> 00:16:49,229
- Roll it.
- Yep.
527
00:16:49,264 --> 00:16:50,497
Kids go off to college.
528
00:16:50,532 --> 00:16:51,898
I run off to burning man.
529
00:16:51,933 --> 00:16:53,566
Yeah, and I fall in love
530
00:16:53,602 --> 00:16:57,270
with a sexy egyptologist
who tames wild horses
531
00:16:57,305 --> 00:16:59,572
and he reads me poetry,
532
00:16:59,608 --> 00:17:02,342
and he doesn't have to take forced naps
533
00:17:02,462 --> 00:17:04,444
because he eats too many hot dogs.
534
00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:07,965
I eat the right amount of hot dogs.
535
00:17:09,435 --> 00:17:11,903
Hey. What are you doing up?
536
00:17:11,938 --> 00:17:13,371
- Can't sleep.
- Oh.
537
00:17:13,406 --> 00:17:15,406
I was really excited about the new baby.
538
00:17:15,441 --> 00:17:16,240
Ohhh.
539
00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:18,676
That's so sweet!
540
00:17:18,711 --> 00:17:20,311
But there are other ways
541
00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:22,888
to get a new little
sibling who idolizes me.
542
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,026
Like what?
543
00:17:24,266 --> 00:17:26,433
Like, you know how dad
never changes the batteries
544
00:17:26,468 --> 00:17:27,801
in the smoke alarm?
545
00:17:27,836 --> 00:17:29,069
Yeah.
546
00:17:29,104 --> 00:17:31,638
Well, what if one day, I come home
547
00:17:31,673 --> 00:17:33,974
and the whole house is on fire?
548
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:37,577
I do everything I can
to save you guys, but...
549
00:17:37,613 --> 00:17:38,812
It's too late.
550
00:17:38,847 --> 00:17:40,247
I get put in foster care,
551
00:17:40,282 --> 00:17:42,582
and even though it's hard sharing a room
552
00:17:42,618 --> 00:17:44,818
with five little brothers, I'm a star.
553
00:17:44,853 --> 00:17:47,220
The kid with the leather jacket
554
00:17:47,256 --> 00:17:50,223
who risked his life to save his family...
555
00:17:50,259 --> 00:17:52,225
Who all died.
556
00:17:52,261 --> 00:17:54,880
So... You were able to
save your leather jacket,
557
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,253
but we all died?
558
00:17:56,288 --> 00:17:57,721
- Yeah. Pops, too.
- Oh.
559
00:17:57,756 --> 00:18:00,791
Poor old guy... fell asleep
while smoking a cigar.
560
00:18:00,826 --> 00:18:02,492
- Okay.
- Started the fire.
561
00:18:02,528 --> 00:18:04,027
Okay. Yeah.
562
00:18:04,063 --> 00:18:06,263
Um... that's very vivid.
563
00:18:06,332 --> 00:18:07,626
Hear me out.
564
00:18:07,746 --> 00:18:10,538
If you want everyone
to think you're a hero,
565
00:18:10,658 --> 00:18:13,659
why not... learn a magic trick,
566
00:18:13,695 --> 00:18:15,728
teach yourself to peel
an orange in one piece?
567
00:18:15,764 --> 00:18:17,663
People love that, Junior.
568
00:18:17,699 --> 00:18:19,665
You know, just double
down on what you've got
569
00:18:19,701 --> 00:18:22,802
instead of putting all
your hopes into a new baby
570
00:18:22,837 --> 00:18:25,071
or a... tragic house fire.
571
00:18:25,106 --> 00:18:26,478
- Thanks, mom.
- Yeah.
572
00:18:26,718 --> 00:18:27,783
I'll sleep on it.
573
00:18:27,819 --> 00:18:30,686
Wha... okay. You can sleep on it.
574
00:18:30,722 --> 00:18:32,989
Just... No one dies.
575
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:34,624
I'm gonna sleep on it.
576
00:18:34,659 --> 00:18:35,458
Uh
577
00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:42,157
How come everybody in our family
578
00:18:42,192 --> 00:18:44,693
has some insane fantasy
about how to get out?
579
00:18:44,728 --> 00:18:46,552
Junior hit you with that
house-fire story, didn't he?
580
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:47,924
Oh, my God.
581
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,393
- Vivid, right?
- Yeah.
582
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:50,961
Wow.
583
00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:53,096
But, honestly, Dre, we're
not that much better.
584
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:53,997
Huh?
585
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,432
Why didn't you talk to me?
586
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,536
Because I was afraid that you would be mad
587
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:02,773
that I wasn't locked into our plan...
588
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,485
you know, four kids, a vasectomy.
589
00:19:04,725 --> 00:19:07,126
You know, everybody out of
the house by the time we're 50.
590
00:19:07,161 --> 00:19:08,031
It's a good plan.
591
00:19:08,151 --> 00:19:09,045
Yeah. See? See?
592
00:19:09,285 --> 00:19:11,852
You know exactly what
you want our future to be.
593
00:19:11,888 --> 00:19:13,254
- That's not true.
- I...
594
00:19:13,289 --> 00:19:16,157
I always thought being
a doctor was everything,
595
00:19:16,192 --> 00:19:17,458
and then I had kids.
596
00:19:17,493 --> 00:19:18,960
And... ?
597
00:19:19,728 --> 00:19:21,227
And a beautiful house.
598
00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:23,096
That you bought together with... ?
599
00:19:23,131 --> 00:19:26,566
An amazing realtor.
600
00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:28,234
- Okay, I'll stop.
- Dre, you know,
601
00:19:28,354 --> 00:19:31,065
sometimes when I miss a
recital or a soccer game,
602
00:19:31,185 --> 00:19:34,553
I think I'm really missing out on the kids.
603
00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:36,689
And I think maybe it's
time for me to just cool it
604
00:19:36,724 --> 00:19:40,259
with this hard-core doctor
stuff and be part-time or teach
605
00:19:40,294 --> 00:19:42,394
so that I could spend more time with them.
606
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,729
- Really?
- Yeah.
607
00:19:43,764 --> 00:19:44,830
I never knew.
608
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,357
So you're gonna stop being a doctor?
609
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,852
Hell no. I love being a doctor.
610
00:19:48,972 --> 00:19:51,272
But, Dre, come on. Life is complicated.
611
00:19:51,308 --> 00:19:54,108
Babe, we've got to tell
each other things like that.
612
00:19:54,144 --> 00:19:56,077
We got into this so young.
613
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,045
Ohh.
614
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,613
Of course things are gonna change.
615
00:19:58,648 --> 00:20:00,348
I wish someone had told us
that when we got married.
616
00:20:00,354 --> 00:20:01,100
Ohh.
617
00:20:01,139 --> 00:20:02,919
We could have used that advice
way more than those towels.
618
00:20:03,058 --> 00:20:05,091
Babe, we made a contract with each other.
619
00:20:06,294 --> 00:20:09,696
And the only constant
in that contract is us.
620
00:20:09,731 --> 00:20:11,031
The kids aren't a part of that constant?
621
00:20:11,066 --> 00:20:12,265
- Oh, hell no.
- Oh.
622
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:14,567
You say the word, I'll get
my sonicare and my speedos,
623
00:20:14,603 --> 00:20:15,792
and we'll be halfway to méjico.
624
00:20:19,007 --> 00:20:20,673
Turns out life isn't routine.
625
00:20:20,674 --> 00:20:23,777
If you're doing it right,
it always surprises you.
626
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:27,193
And that's a surprise I don't hate.
627
00:20:30,410 --> 00:20:35,972
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