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I'm going to therapy.
I'll be back by dinner.

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- All right, baby. Have a good session.
- Thanks.

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Dre: Bow and her therapy...
Mom and I think it's hilarious.

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I mean, no offense to
the other crazy races,

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but black people have
gotten along just fine

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without therapy.

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And we're not the only ones.

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That's why you'll never see this.

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But am I happy?

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I have so many words for
"snow," but no word for "love."

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What hole am I trying to fill
with all this pillaging?

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And I definitely don't need it

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because I have my own ways
of coping with stuff.

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- Shut up!
- Quiet!

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What do you think about
that, coach?! Huh?!

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- Bah!
- Aah!

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You suck!

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I'm surprised one of these kids

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ain't came up here and kicked your ass.

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The occasional angry outburst,
that's just how I cope.

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Who opened my Valpak?! Huh?!

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It is against the law to
open another man's Valpak!

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Damn it. I am missing some coupons.

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Hey! I didn't make it this far...

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paying full price for carpet cleaning!

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Get down here now!
I'm starting a witch hunt!

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Bow, get my bat.

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- Dre...
- Bow, I said,

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"Get my bat"!

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Okay, um...

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I think you need therapy.

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I...

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I don't need therapy.
I'm not mentally ill.

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Ruby: That's right, baby boy.

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- Not even close.
- Mm-hmm.

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You think I go to therapy
because I'm mentally ill?

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Yes, plus some other stuff.

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What other stuff?

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Your controlling nature.

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The fact that your children
don't need you anymore.

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The constant fear
that I'm going to leave you.

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The ghosts of all your dead patients.

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Ooh. Yeah, that's a good one.

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Okay, you know what? Fine.
Go ahead. Go ahead, Dre.

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Do it your way...

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Scream, scream, scream,
yell, yell, yell,

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heart attack, stroke.

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Grieve, grieve, grieve, marry Rick Fox.

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My way works for me

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because I don't live in
a touchy-feely world

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with champagne problems.

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Mm-hmm.

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Dre, you don't think
I have real problems?

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You don't think I get mad?

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Excuse me, Nurse Moonbeam.

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Oh, it's actually Dr. Rainbow...

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Uh, well, I mean, Johnson.

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Whatever, hon. I'm married, okay?

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- Now scooch over.
- Papa's got Journey tickets.

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Yeah, got to see if that
Filipino kid's for real.

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Oh.

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Um...

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And how in the hell
does therapy help with that?

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It helps a lot.

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I should've said something,
but I'm such a people pleaser,

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which I know comes from
my father's inability

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to validate me... Oh, no.

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From my inability
to accept that my father

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- doesn't see my need for validation.
- Mm.

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- Good.
- Right?

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Ahh. That was really good.

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Okay, so, basically,
what you're saying is,

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you pay someone $200
an hour to sit there

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and listen to you figure
out your own problems?

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Well, after the co-pay,
it's actually $180.

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- Oh. Okay.
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh. See, see, see, see.

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It wouldn't cost you anything

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to shove that doctor's
Journey tickets up his...

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Okay, okay, okay. Thank you.

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Thank you, Ruby,
for the mental-health tip.

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You're welcome, Rainbow. This is nice.

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Wh...

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See, look at that. Bow, we're fine.

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- Okay.
- All right.

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No anger problems.

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Sure, okay.

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Damn it!

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They take the carpet-cleaning coupon,

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but they leave the Tony Roma's?!

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This makes no sense!

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Ooh! Oh, I swear my hand before God,

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if I get my hand on that bat, it's on!

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I'm coming up there for y'all right now!

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Ooh! I'm gonna whoop some ass!

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Mom just told Dad he needs therapy.

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It's the beginning of the end.

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Mid-pregnancy divorce?

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Mom really painted herself
in a corner with that one.

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What a fool.

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Guess the only thing left to do

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is decide who we're gonna live with.

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Well, Mom clearly has poor timing,

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so strike one for her.

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But Dad always hogs the big TV

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and might drop dead at any moment.

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Wow.

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This is gonna be
a photo finish to the bottom.

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By the way...

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Dad knows you opened his Valpak.

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Remember, you have an eternal
light that shines inside of you,

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and you are on the verge
of totally crushing it.

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All right, Ase, Carol.

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Let's... Let's touch souls
again next week, okay?

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All right.

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What was that?

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Oh, I'm a life coach.

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That's not just something you
say without an explanation.

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Well, I teach people how
to get in life's face.

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To unlock their fullest potential

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and become their perfect self.

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And what makes you qualified to do this?

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I have beautiful hair,
I travel the world,

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and I live in a house
that I pay nothing for.

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I could use some help.

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- We all could.
- So, what do you want to fix?

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- Everything.
- Uh-huh.

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And what specifically?
Specifically, all of it.

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Great, got it. Zoey, what about you?

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What do you want to fix?

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Absolutely nothing.

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Really? You got it all
locked down at 17?

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You know who else
had it all locked down at 17?

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Your mom.

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When do we start?

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- Like a three-legged girl.
- Ooh, interesting.

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Hey. Look here, guys.

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Bow says I need therapy.

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Do I look crazy?

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Only when you're eating
ribs. And lobster.

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Sunflower seeds
aren't great, either, boss.

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Popcorn shrimp makes you
look like Jeffrey Dahmer.

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You are a very aggressive eater,
Dre... a scattershot.

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Sometimes it looks
like you're gonna take

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a piece out of your own hand.

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Yeah, we're all worried about you.

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I mean, every lunch, it's like,

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- "Is this the day?"
- Mm-hmm.

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Besides, therapy's not just for crazies.

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Hey, I go twice a week.

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Paying someone to listen
to your problems,

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it's like a hooker for your feelings.

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Uh, hint... so are hookers.

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- Oh.
- But I am a big believer in therapy, Dre.

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It looks great at divorce proceedings,

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like you actually cared enough to try.

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You privileged bastards
ever hear of a bath?

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That's what you do when
you grow up wondering

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- where your next meal's coming from.
- Mm-hmm.

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You don't have time to
worry about your feelings.

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- Mnh-mnh.
- No, it's food, clothing,

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and not getting bit by street dogs.

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Thank you. See,
I knew that you would get it.

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Oh, I wasn't talking about me.

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I had a horse.

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Yeah, but... but I-I
still don't need therapy.

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I just drink wine and visit Smokey.

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Okay, she does not
speak for me... or us.

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All I know is that,

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instead of complaining
about our problems,

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black people have turned 400 years of
bottled-up, traumatic stress into gold.

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Jazz, blues, music...

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- Macaroni and cheese.
- See?

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I mean, besides,
telling somebody your problems

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sounds dangerously close to snitching.

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- That's what I'm talking about.
- Connor: Wait. Hold on a second.

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Therapy has worked out
all of my problems.

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I go every single day,
and I'm gonna keep on doing that

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even when my court-ordered
mandate expires.

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Uh, that... that doesn't
expire, sweetheart.

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Yeah. Hey, listen, to be honest,
Dre, as much as you guys complain

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about how you've been
mistreated by this country,

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I'm surprised you don't live in therapy.

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Especially since you guys,
you know, sometimes have a...

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A little bit of a
problem with your anger.

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What? Well, that's an insulting
generalization, Josh.

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- Oh, I didn't mean to...
- What is he looking at?

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Who?

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What the [bleep] you looking at?!

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- Whoa. Whoa.
- You!

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- You!

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Curtis. Today got to be the day, huh?

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Today got to be the day I got
to put my hands on somebody.

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- Oh, no.
- That's Santiago.

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What? Ruby? What happened in here?

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Oh, nothing.

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You have the audacity to
bring day-old Entenmann's

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into my house?!

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Are you insane?!

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Does that seem like a normal way

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to react to coffee cake, Dre?

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It was day-old, Bow, all right?

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You know once you crack that seal,
you got six hours, tops.

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Besides, it was just a friendly
disagreement in prayer group.

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Are you sure you don't
want to go to therapy?

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I mean, there's no hope for your mom,

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but there's still hope for you, Dre.

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I'm fine. I don't need this.

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Okay.

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Ugh!

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Hey, look here, man.
You got to ring and knock?

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One or the other, bro. Give me my shoes.

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Thank you.

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You got a problem?

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Nothing.

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You got a problem?

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Oh, we can handle this right now.

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Come on, bring it in!
Bring it in, playboy!

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So, maybe some therapy
wasn't such a bad idea.

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After Omario asked to get taken
off our delivery route,

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I decided maybe a 50-minute yack session

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with this quack wouldn't hurt.

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Ahh. Hope you don't mind.

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You said to, uh, make myself at home.

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I never said that.

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Although those shoes look good,
they are not comfortable.

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They're Jordan 5s.

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- You know, you've been here about 35 minutes...
- Mm-hmm.

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And all you've talked
about are your shoes,

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which would be great if
I were buying shoes.

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Well, you probably couldn't afford them.

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Well, maybe you could
with what you charge.

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That's funny.

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Thank you.

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Have you always used humor
as a deflecting mechanism?

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You know, I was just trying
to bring some funny,

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get some laughs.

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Tell me about your childhood.

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It was cool. Perfectly normal.

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You know, I was a kid,
then... Boom... I wasn't.

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End of childhood.

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Okay, tell me about your parents.

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Well, there's nothing to tell.

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My parents got divorced after
my mother shot my father.

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- Wow.
- Hmm?

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Did this happen during your
"perfectly normal childhood"?

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Oh, no, no, no. I was grown when
that shooting happened.

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Uh... the stabbing happened
during my childhood, yeah.

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You must have been scared,

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growing up around stuff like that.

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Wasn't nobody scared.

252
00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:05,709
I was too busy making people laugh.

253
00:09:05,777 --> 00:09:07,711
You see, because if they were
laughing, they weren't fighting.

254
00:09:07,779 --> 00:09:09,079
And if they weren't fighting,

255
00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:11,348
they'd remember to make me dinner.

256
00:09:12,496 --> 00:09:15,219
Sounds like you took on
a lot of responsibility

257
00:09:15,287 --> 00:09:17,721
to help keep your family stable.

258
00:09:21,459 --> 00:09:22,822
It's cool.

259
00:09:24,462 --> 00:09:26,195
Perfectly normal childhood.

260
00:09:26,264 --> 00:09:27,264
Uh...

261
00:09:30,434 --> 00:09:32,368
Uh... perfectly normal.

262
00:09:44,014 --> 00:09:46,514
Oh, something's in my eye.

263
00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:48,416
Dad attacked a delivery guy again.

264
00:09:48,485 --> 00:09:49,684
Was he looking at him?

265
00:09:49,753 --> 00:09:51,119
Allegedly.

266
00:09:51,188 --> 00:09:52,720
Well, there's no chance
that won't come up

267
00:09:52,789 --> 00:09:54,255
in a custody hearing.

268
00:09:54,323 --> 00:09:56,090
So I guess we're living with Mom.

269
00:09:56,158 --> 00:09:58,058
But she's gonna be miserable.

270
00:09:58,127 --> 00:10:00,227
Divorced woman with five kids...

271
00:10:00,296 --> 00:10:01,395
Rough.

272
00:10:01,463 --> 00:10:03,264
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.

273
00:10:03,332 --> 00:10:06,055
- She's gonna make me her best friend.
- You?

274
00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:08,220
I'm gonna have to go on
forced fishing trips

275
00:10:08,230 --> 00:10:10,373
with strong male role models.

276
00:10:10,383 --> 00:10:12,001
There's got to be other options.

277
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,174
What about Zoey? She'll be 18 soon.

278
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,476
Yeah, we could live with her.

279
00:10:19,545 --> 00:10:21,211
Zoey: I won't edit my dreams.

280
00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:22,679
Johan: Instead, what will you do?

281
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,014
I will accept it. I will expect it.

282
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,316
I will perfect it.

283
00:10:26,385 --> 00:10:28,551
- Now walk through the symbolic fire.
- Yes.

284
00:10:32,156 --> 00:10:33,656
Wow.

285
00:10:33,724 --> 00:10:36,825
- Congratulations.
- We just burned your illusions.

286
00:10:36,894 --> 00:10:38,394
So, Zoey's out.

287
00:10:38,462 --> 00:10:39,595
Your turn.

288
00:10:39,664 --> 00:10:40,996
Wh...

289
00:10:41,065 --> 00:10:43,031
♪♪

290
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,833
Wait, why is mine on actual fire?

291
00:10:45,902 --> 00:10:48,281
You have a lot more illusions to burn.

292
00:10:49,339 --> 00:10:50,738
Okay.

293
00:10:50,807 --> 00:10:53,575
So, Junior out, too?

294
00:10:53,643 --> 00:10:56,611
Junior was never in.

295
00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,513
Hey, how'd it go?

296
00:10:58,582 --> 00:11:00,181
Good. Fine.

297
00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,749
Pretty normal.

298
00:11:01,818 --> 00:11:04,418
- Okay, look, sorry. I'm deflecting.
- Mm.

299
00:11:04,486 --> 00:11:07,254
Did you know that my issues come
from both my mom and my dad?

300
00:11:07,323 --> 00:11:09,089
- Yeah, and that I compensate with...
- Yes. With food?

301
00:11:09,157 --> 00:11:10,691
- No.
- Oh.

302
00:11:10,759 --> 00:11:12,259
- Anger. But... But wait.
- Hmm.

303
00:11:12,328 --> 00:11:14,861
Is that a thing? Food? Because I love food.

304
00:11:14,930 --> 00:11:16,129
Ruby: Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

305
00:11:16,198 --> 00:11:17,764
Is somebody trying to stop
my baby from eating food?

306
00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,432
- No.
- Unh-unh, unh-unh.

307
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,701
- Food makes you feel better.
- Mm-hmm.

308
00:11:21,769 --> 00:11:24,203
Uh-huh. You finish off
this ham and cheese.

309
00:11:24,272 --> 00:11:25,104
Oh, thank you, Mama.

310
00:11:25,172 --> 00:11:26,205
- Uh-huh.
- Thank you.

311
00:11:26,274 --> 00:11:27,740
- So...
- Mm-hmm.

312
00:11:27,808 --> 00:11:29,642
Sounds like you got
a lot more work to do, Dre.

313
00:11:29,711 --> 00:11:31,577
Well, that's exactly
what Dr. Harris said.

314
00:11:31,646 --> 00:11:32,878
Huh. You gonna go back?

315
00:11:32,947 --> 00:11:34,780
Nah, she's completely booked up.

316
00:11:34,849 --> 00:11:36,448
Why don't you take my sessions?

317
00:11:36,516 --> 00:11:37,982
- I cannot do that, Bow.
- No?

318
00:11:38,051 --> 00:11:40,051
You've already missed
this week because of me.

319
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:43,622
Ah, Dre, I have a 15-year
reservoir of self-examination.

320
00:11:43,690 --> 00:11:47,158
So I'm sure that I can maintain
my tenuous grip on sanity

321
00:11:47,227 --> 00:11:49,728
while you work out
your issues with calzones.

322
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,596
- Good, because I'm going to Sbarro's.
- Oh.

323
00:11:51,665 --> 00:11:53,597
- For hunger, not for problems with food.
- Okay.

324
00:11:53,666 --> 00:11:54,598
Oh, okay.

325
00:11:54,667 --> 00:11:55,733
- Yeah.
- Sure.

326
00:11:55,801 --> 00:11:57,401
"Problem with food."

327
00:11:57,470 --> 00:11:58,802
People ain't got no problems with food.

328
00:11:58,871 --> 00:11:59,836
It's not cocaine.

329
00:11:59,905 --> 00:12:00,837
People got problems with cocaine,

330
00:12:00,906 --> 00:12:02,806
and I will never do cocaine.

331
00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:04,608
Bow gave me her sessions.

332
00:12:04,677 --> 00:12:05,942
And over the next few weeks,

333
00:12:06,011 --> 00:12:08,779
Dr. Harris and I dug deep
into everything,

334
00:12:08,847 --> 00:12:10,846
especially my anger issues.

335
00:12:10,915 --> 00:12:12,815
You know, Dre, hurt people hurt people.

336
00:12:12,884 --> 00:12:15,285
You've had a lot of painful
things happen to you,

337
00:12:15,353 --> 00:12:18,321
and sometimes,
as a result, you lash out.

338
00:12:18,390 --> 00:12:19,756
You don't know me!

339
00:12:19,824 --> 00:12:22,258
And everybody knows that's a damn wig!

340
00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:24,761
It's called a sew-in,
Doctor... a sew-in.

341
00:12:24,829 --> 00:12:27,129
But eventually, I made some progress.

342
00:12:27,198 --> 00:12:28,463
Let's do an exercise.

343
00:12:28,532 --> 00:12:29,798
You're pumping gas, and you notice

344
00:12:29,866 --> 00:12:32,167
the guy in the booth is looking at you.

345
00:12:32,235 --> 00:12:33,702
Okay, I-I don't think
I'm ready for that, Doc.

346
00:12:33,771 --> 00:12:35,270
You're ready. What do you do?

347
00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,439
Okay, is it after 10:00 and
the booth is locked up,

348
00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:38,840
so there's no way that I can get to him?

349
00:12:38,909 --> 00:12:41,710
Nope... 3:00, you can easily
get to him, no glass.

350
00:12:41,779 --> 00:12:43,044
Then you know what I want to do.

351
00:12:43,113 --> 00:12:44,312
But what are you going to do?

352
00:12:45,548 --> 00:12:47,548
Don't attack, take a step back?

353
00:12:47,617 --> 00:12:48,816
Yes.

354
00:12:48,884 --> 00:12:50,518
Someone can look you in the eye, Dre.

355
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:52,787
It doesn't always mean
a threat or a judgment.

356
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,323
Okay.

357
00:12:55,391 --> 00:12:57,525
Hey, and, uh...

358
00:12:57,593 --> 00:12:59,860
I'm sorry I said what I
said about your dumb wig.

359
00:12:59,929 --> 00:13:02,395
Ooh. See, I'm attacking again.

360
00:13:02,464 --> 00:13:04,631
Now, you know, I was hurt a lot.

361
00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:07,467
But I do know a good wig guy.

362
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,736
Not a wig.

363
00:13:09,805 --> 00:13:11,471
I don't know what it is.

364
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:14,240
Meanwhile, Bow was doing
just fine without therapy.

365
00:13:14,309 --> 00:13:16,309
Excuse me, Dr. Honey Bunny.
Got to jump in here real quick.

366
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,677
Ahh. But I got an excuse...

367
00:13:18,746 --> 00:13:19,978
I'm not good at waiting.

368
00:13:20,047 --> 00:13:22,214
Aw, what's with the face, huh?

369
00:13:22,282 --> 00:13:24,850
I remembered you were a doctor.

370
00:13:29,256 --> 00:13:30,856
Oh, God!

371
00:13:30,924 --> 00:13:35,227
I should've just told him,
"Go to hell, Dr. Jerk!"

372
00:13:35,295 --> 00:13:38,262
But I'm a people pleaser!

373
00:13:38,331 --> 00:13:42,767
Why doing I always have
to please people?!

374
00:13:42,836 --> 00:13:44,836
Why?!

375
00:13:44,904 --> 00:13:46,738
Hey, babe, how was your day?

376
00:13:46,806 --> 00:13:47,839
Great.

377
00:13:47,907 --> 00:13:49,240
All right.

378
00:13:49,308 --> 00:13:53,677
Guys, time for our end-of-week
accountability audit.

379
00:13:53,746 --> 00:13:54,845
Let's start with high points, huh?

380
00:13:54,913 --> 00:13:56,780
How are you crushing
it and/or killing it?

381
00:13:56,849 --> 00:13:58,948
Well, I walked down the
hall at school wearing

382
00:13:59,017 --> 00:14:02,018
a Dothraki battle girdle
without the fear of ridicule.

383
00:14:02,087 --> 00:14:03,453
- Yes.
- I didn't even get spit on.

384
00:14:03,522 --> 00:14:06,757
Well, I got spit on once,
but it barely got in my mouth, so...

385
00:14:06,825 --> 00:14:09,458
Nice. And, Zoey, how are you
crushing it and/or killing it?

386
00:14:09,527 --> 00:14:11,527
- I spat on Junior.
- Great.

387
00:14:11,596 --> 00:14:13,295
♪♪

388
00:14:13,364 --> 00:14:15,598
It was a real breakthrough, Doc.

389
00:14:15,666 --> 00:14:18,934
He looked right at me,
and I didn't do anything.

390
00:14:19,003 --> 00:14:21,537
Ordinarily, I would've
jumped on that school bus

391
00:14:21,606 --> 00:14:22,872
and dragged that kid out.

392
00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:25,875
Oh, that is great, Dre. Real progress.

393
00:14:25,943 --> 00:14:28,877
So, now, let's talk about
your issues with food.

394
00:14:28,945 --> 00:14:31,312
Um...

395
00:14:31,381 --> 00:14:33,981
I-I haven't had breakfast,
and this has egg in it.

396
00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:35,583
What the hell is on your head?

397
00:14:35,652 --> 00:14:36,984
Huh? Let's talk about that.

398
00:14:37,053 --> 00:14:39,320
So, it was two steps forward,
one step back.

399
00:14:39,389 --> 00:14:41,890
But I was on the right track
in dealing with my anger.

400
00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:43,824
And that brings us

401
00:14:43,893 --> 00:14:46,427
to the key pillars of
our marketing campaign.

402
00:14:46,495 --> 00:14:48,261
All right, Connor. Take it away.

403
00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:49,463
What, me?

404
00:14:49,532 --> 00:14:50,898
Oh, sorry. I didn't prep.

405
00:14:50,966 --> 00:14:52,132
I was at the park pretty late

406
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,767
testing out some new
night-vision goggles.

407
00:14:53,836 --> 00:14:54,902
What?

408
00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:57,638
I killed myself, and you do nothing?

409
00:14:57,706 --> 00:14:58,772
You worthless piece of...

410
00:14:58,841 --> 00:15:00,106
- Whoa.
- Ohh.

411
00:15:01,142 --> 00:15:02,341
Don't attack,

412
00:15:02,410 --> 00:15:03,776
take a step back.

413
00:15:03,845 --> 00:15:05,411
Don't attack,

414
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,012
take a step back.

415
00:15:07,081 --> 00:15:08,247
It's a therapy tool.

416
00:15:08,316 --> 00:15:10,950
Like Zinfandel and a horse
that keeps your secrets.

417
00:15:11,018 --> 00:15:12,785
No. Real therapy.

418
00:15:12,854 --> 00:15:15,421
I've been going, and it's working.

419
00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:17,923
I'm learning to cope
with my anger better.

420
00:15:17,991 --> 00:15:19,758
Oh, so that's why you didn't freak out

421
00:15:19,827 --> 00:15:21,493
when Mr. Stevens said the only way Obama

422
00:15:21,562 --> 00:15:23,929
got into Harvard Law was on
a basketball scholarship.

423
00:15:23,997 --> 00:15:25,163
Fact.

424
00:15:25,231 --> 00:15:27,031
Say what you want,
I'm not gonna take the bait.

425
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,533
Okay, so, you're not gonna be mad

426
00:15:28,602 --> 00:15:32,002
about this new tattoo I got
that says "ALL LIVES MATTER"?

427
00:15:33,507 --> 00:15:36,173
Nope. I know you're
just trying to rile me

428
00:15:36,241 --> 00:15:39,042
because hurt people hurt people.

429
00:15:39,111 --> 00:15:40,377
Really? So, what if I told you that,

430
00:15:40,446 --> 00:15:42,145
for the first three years
that you worked here,

431
00:15:42,214 --> 00:15:44,715
I hired extra security
just to walk the women out

432
00:15:44,784 --> 00:15:45,983
to their cars at night?

433
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:49,553
- Doesn't bother me.
- Really?

434
00:15:49,622 --> 00:15:50,888
I have my tools.

435
00:15:50,957 --> 00:15:52,221
Stop being so racist.

436
00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:54,190
I mean, there's plenty of
things to rile Dre up about

437
00:15:54,258 --> 00:15:56,559
that have nothing to do with
the color of his skin. Mm-hmm.

438
00:15:56,628 --> 00:15:58,695
- He can't stop having children.
- Right.

439
00:15:58,763 --> 00:16:00,864
- He can't stop buying high-tops.
- Oh, boy.

440
00:16:00,932 --> 00:16:02,632
He walks around with a pocketful

441
00:16:02,701 --> 00:16:04,868
of watermelon Jolly
Ranchers. That's true.

442
00:16:04,936 --> 00:16:07,904
Wow! You're a real stereotype.

443
00:16:07,973 --> 00:16:09,237
Somebody get him.

444
00:16:09,306 --> 00:16:11,146
I got a simple one... I
get paid more than you.

445
00:16:13,878 --> 00:16:15,544
That's fine.

446
00:16:15,613 --> 00:16:17,846
- Doesn't bother me.
- Hmm.

447
00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:18,947
Mm-hmm.

448
00:16:20,117 --> 00:16:21,483
Oh.

449
00:16:21,552 --> 00:16:24,352
So, I was swallowing all my rage.

450
00:16:24,421 --> 00:16:26,587
Hopefully, Bow was doing
better than I was.

451
00:16:26,656 --> 00:16:27,889
Hey, sweetheart, you mind
if I just get in there...

452
00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:30,324
Oh, you want to scrub in?
Yeah, you want to scrub in?

453
00:16:30,393 --> 00:16:32,092
Go ahead! Why don't you scrub in?!

454
00:16:32,161 --> 00:16:33,327
Here, you need some gloves?!

455
00:16:33,396 --> 00:16:35,329
Scrub in! Go ahead and scrub in!

456
00:16:35,398 --> 00:16:36,998
You want to scrub in, baby?

457
00:16:37,066 --> 00:16:39,867
All right, baby, go ahead!
Yeah, go ahead!

458
00:16:39,936 --> 00:16:41,201
Want some paper towels?

459
00:16:41,270 --> 00:16:42,736
Here's some soap! Oh!

460
00:16:42,804 --> 00:16:44,704
What are you looking at?!
Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!

461
00:16:44,773 --> 00:16:46,239
Scrub in. Go. Scrub in.

462
00:16:46,307 --> 00:16:50,143
Dr. Johnson says, "Scrub in"!

463
00:16:56,785 --> 00:16:59,285
Occupied.

464
00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:04,073
I want my mama!

465
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:07,023
Coach, could we have a wor...

466
00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:08,032
Crush it.

467
00:17:08,101 --> 00:17:09,401
The pillow is life.

468
00:17:09,469 --> 00:17:11,503
- Mm-hmm.
- Crush your life.

469
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,237
I'm crushing it.

470
00:17:13,306 --> 00:17:16,533
Expect it, accept it, perfect it.

471
00:17:17,897 --> 00:17:19,142
Ahh!

472
00:17:20,946 --> 00:17:23,080
Thanks.

473
00:17:23,148 --> 00:17:25,148
Ah, I really felt it that time.

474
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:26,750
See you next week.

475
00:17:26,819 --> 00:17:28,252
Ahh!

476
00:17:28,321 --> 00:17:29,386
Who was that?

477
00:17:29,455 --> 00:17:30,653
That's my life coach.

478
00:17:30,722 --> 00:17:32,522
Our life coach has a life coach?

479
00:17:32,591 --> 00:17:34,224
Oh, yeah. And he has a life coach,

480
00:17:34,292 --> 00:17:35,891
and his life coach has a life coach.

481
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,094
And one day, after a weekend of training

482
00:17:38,162 --> 00:17:39,829
at the Burbank Airport Radisson,

483
00:17:39,897 --> 00:17:42,031
you'll be life-coaching 5 to
10 of your friends.

484
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,700
That sounds like a pyramid scheme.

485
00:17:43,768 --> 00:17:46,936
No, no, it's just a multi-tiered
marketing opportunity

486
00:17:47,004 --> 00:17:49,471
to improve your life and the
lives of 5 to 10 of your...

487
00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:51,072
Oh.

488
00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:53,642
Louis?

489
00:17:53,711 --> 00:17:55,143
Louis!

490
00:18:00,684 --> 00:18:02,489
So...

491
00:18:04,187 --> 00:18:06,320
are we gonna talk about
what happened yesterday?

492
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,555
What happened?

493
00:18:07,624 --> 00:18:09,390
I caught you crying in the closet.

494
00:18:09,459 --> 00:18:11,592
I'm a man, okay?

495
00:18:11,661 --> 00:18:12,826
I was not crying.

496
00:18:12,895 --> 00:18:14,061
Okay.

497
00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:15,095
So what were you doing?

498
00:18:15,164 --> 00:18:16,063
Cocaine.

499
00:18:16,132 --> 00:18:17,298
Oh, my God.

500
00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:18,566
What were you doing, huh?

501
00:18:18,635 --> 00:18:19,933
I thought you said
you had it all under control.

502
00:18:20,002 --> 00:18:21,801
- I don't!
- Yeah, I know that.

503
00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:23,236
I'm mentally ill.

504
00:18:23,305 --> 00:18:26,005
So am I.

505
00:18:26,074 --> 00:18:27,307
Severely.

506
00:18:27,376 --> 00:18:30,176
I need my therapy back. I am not right.

507
00:18:31,263 --> 00:18:33,849
I flew into a rage at work today.

508
00:18:34,549 --> 00:18:36,516
I trashed a scrub room.

509
00:18:36,585 --> 00:18:38,184
I pulled things off the wall.

510
00:18:38,253 --> 00:18:41,287
I do not think that they are
gonna pay me this month.

511
00:18:41,355 --> 00:18:44,356
Property damage? Oh, that's next level.

512
00:18:44,425 --> 00:18:48,827
I'm not proud of myself, but Dr.
Gabler is a sexist pig,

513
00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:51,363
and standing up for myself
was the right thing to do.

514
00:18:51,432 --> 00:18:53,799
I just, eh...

515
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,700
need to find a better way to do that.

516
00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:57,001
I'm not gonna lie.

517
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,136
- Therapy brought me some good.
- Hmm.

518
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,538
Stevens actually thanked me

519
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,341
for not blowing up at Connor
for not doing his work.

520
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,543
- Doesn't even sound like you.
- Mm.

521
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,812
Huh. You're growing.

522
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,382
Plus, Connor's not gonna be
making more money than me now.

523
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,617
- Nice.
- We'll be making the exact same.

524
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,185
What?

525
00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:16,353
Dre, he's only been there six months.

526
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:17,654
- Three.
- Huh?

527
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,389
That's why, if I ever hear
something like that again,

528
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,890
I'm gonna need to be able to go off.

529
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,794
I can't walk around,
feeling my feelings all day.

530
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:26,630
There is a janitor at my
job that stares me down.

531
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,365
Do you know how racist my boss is?

532
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:30,899
Yes, I get his Christmas cards.

533
00:19:30,968 --> 00:19:33,235
Who would think to put
blackface on a snowman?

534
00:19:33,304 --> 00:19:35,037
- Mm.
- That's sick.

535
00:19:35,105 --> 00:19:37,340
My anger is how I cope.

536
00:19:37,408 --> 00:19:39,675
And I know it doesn't always
need to be my got-to,

537
00:19:39,744 --> 00:19:42,311
but I'm gonna need to be able to bark

538
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:45,314
at a lot of what
I'm confronted with in life.

539
00:19:45,383 --> 00:19:48,461
I just can't sit on that. It'll kill me.

540
00:19:49,486 --> 00:19:50,719
Can I have my sessions back?

541
00:19:50,787 --> 00:19:52,920
- Oh, yes! Take them.
- Thank God. Thank God.

542
00:19:52,989 --> 00:19:54,188
- Oh, God.
- But, hey...

543
00:19:54,257 --> 00:19:55,490
But you got to do one thing for me.

544
00:19:55,559 --> 00:19:56,658
What?

545
00:19:56,727 --> 00:19:59,227
Find out what's going on
with Old Girl's hair.

546
00:19:59,295 --> 00:20:01,262
- Right?
- It's like a dead possum.

547
00:20:01,331 --> 00:20:04,331
So, Bow and I figured out
there needs to be a balance.

548
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,267
And she managed to find a way
to talk to Dr. Gabler.

549
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,670
- You are gonna have to wait.
- It's important.

550
00:20:09,739 --> 00:20:12,205
Yes, well, my self-esteem is important.

551
00:20:13,642 --> 00:20:18,712
And I learned that my anger is
useful in some circumstances.

552
00:20:18,781 --> 00:20:22,314
♪♪

553
00:20:24,786 --> 00:20:28,454
Of course, I did not need
to go full-prison-yard

554
00:20:28,523 --> 00:20:30,356
in every situation.

555
00:20:30,425 --> 00:20:33,259
♪♪

556
00:20:33,327 --> 00:20:34,460
Oh! Oh.

557
00:20:34,529 --> 00:20:36,228
I saw him looking at you, boss!

558
00:20:36,297 --> 00:20:38,062
- Oh, oh.
- No.

559
00:20:38,131 --> 00:20:39,698
Aha! Aha!

560
00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:41,299
Go to sleep. Go to sleep.

561
00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:47,289
So

562
00:20:47,358 --> 00:20:49,358
Mom and Dad are staying together.

563
00:20:49,426 --> 00:20:50,392
Yep.

564
00:20:50,461 --> 00:20:52,194
I was actually getting used to the idea

565
00:20:52,263 --> 00:20:53,694
of them splitting up.

566
00:20:53,763 --> 00:20:56,097
I had so many plans.

567
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,066
Mom was gonna marry The Rock.

568
00:20:58,134 --> 00:20:59,567
And Dad would try to
keep up with The Rock

569
00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:01,202
by buying us stuff.

570
00:21:01,271 --> 00:21:03,972
But no one can keep up with The Rock.

571
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,439
This sucks.

572
00:21:05,508 --> 00:21:07,808
I can't write rap lyrics about
having two parents.

573
00:21:07,878 --> 00:21:09,877
God, every time I see them kissing,

574
00:21:09,945 --> 00:21:11,378
I want to set them on fire!

575
00:21:11,446 --> 00:21:13,646
Seems like you two could use
some advice on how to crush...

576
00:21:13,715 --> 00:21:14,814
Save it.

577
00:21:14,884 --> 00:21:17,584
I'm sorry. I just... really need $6,000.

578
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:19,358
Mm-hmm.

579
00:21:20,797 --> 00:21:24,863
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