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Dre: Growing up,
we didn't have many choices.

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If you were bored,
you went outside and played

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with water guns or balls.

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If you were hungry, it was Mickey D's

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or, in my case, McRuby.

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And it wasn't just food and toys.

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It was our choices of what
we could actually be in life.

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See, limited choices

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limited what we could
imagine for ourselves

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and, thusly, what we would become.

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But nowadays, things are different.

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Children have tons of
choices about everything...

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Water guns,

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burgers,

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even role models.

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And each choice they make
is an opportunity

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to help them form their identity...

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Tell the world who they are.

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But what happens when the world
makes a choice for them

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that goes directly
against that identity?

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Diane: Thank you, Janine.

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Rainbow: Yes, thank you, Janine!

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This white doll is beautiful!

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Do you still have the receipt?

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Synced and corrected by johnyd13
~ www.addic7ed.com ~

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The receipt?

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Why? Why? Is there... Is
there something wrong?

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This is a GirlStory doll.

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- Yeah.
- It's celebrating women throughout history.

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- Yeah.
- This one is Winnie the Wartime Doctor.

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Oh, yeah. She's like you,
Bow, except a real doctor.

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Okay, um, Janine, I'm a real doctor.

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Dre: Mm-hmm. And that is a doll.

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You're a doll!

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It's... It's... It's a lovely doll.

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But, you know, we're just dealing

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- with numbers here, Janine.
- Uh-huh.

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We have enough white dolls.

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You know, the black/white
ratio is just...

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- Just a little off.
- Yeah.

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You have a black/white ratio for dolls?

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With everything, Janine.

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- Literally with everything.
- Yeah.

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You know, I'm constantly aware

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of how many black people
are in a restaurant,

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how many black characters
are in a movie...

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Yeah... and it also affects
the way that we buy cereal.

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Nobody really eats the
Count Chocula, but...

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Yeah, but I still buy it.

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Yeah.

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I-Is Count Chocula even black?

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Janine, his last name is Chocula.

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♪♪

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I gathered you kids here
to announce that, sadly,

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my Spades partner, Earnest Woodbine,

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- passed on today. Oh.
- Diane: Aw.

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And now I need a new partner.

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Didn't you say he died today?

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Don't you judge the way
I mourn, little boy.

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Winning was very important
to Earnest and me.

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Why don't you just partner with somebody

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that's already in your Spades group?

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For some reason, they're put off by me.

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This is my house [bleep]

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Haters, all of 'em.

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But that just means that
now there's an opportunity

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for one of you to become my new partner.

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"Opportunity" feels strong.

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Diane, you're out.

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You're smart and mean,

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but your mole-like vision concerns me.

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- Well, okay.
- Yeah.

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Jack, you're out.

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You know why.

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Yeah, I do.

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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

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- Zoey...
- I don't care.

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Sure, you don't. Mm-hmm.

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And... Junior!

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I know. My ears are too big,
and I tend to ramble,

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and people think my mustache is dirt.

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♪♪

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Unh-unh-unh. See, it is that
laser beam of self-reflection

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that makes you the perfect partner.

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You are the key to me beating Doris.

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Who's Doris?

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She's the Cobra Kai to my Daniel-san.

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And I swear on Earnest's
clogged-up dead heart

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that that witch will not take our title!

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Hey, hey! Where y'all going?

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Unh-unh. You losers are
our new practice partners.

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Get in here!

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♪♪

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Good news, guys!

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The Boxable people loved your pitch.

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Yes. I knew they would,
'cause it's so simple.

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"Boxable... Come on."

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Not yours, Josh.

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They hated it, and they hated you.

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They said you reeked of desperation.

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Aw. Boxable? Come on.

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But, Dre, yours was a slam dunk.

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The artwork was beautiful,
casting was perfect,

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but it was your tag line
that gave us the chills.

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"Boxable... The gold
standard in shipping."

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Good call on the gold, Dre.

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Pewter was not the way to go.

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Every day I learn from you.

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Man, no time for modesty, all right?

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- I killed it.
- So good.

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You're off probation, Dre.

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I've been on probation?

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Only since I hired you.

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♪♪

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If we have to return Winnie,
why don't we get something

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that I actually want,
like a sword or a bear trap?

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Or a doll that you can relate to.

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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We'd like to make an exchange.

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Oh. Ooh, Winnie.

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Well, that's a surprise!

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She's our best-selling GirlStory doll.

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She invented the tourniquet.

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- Oh, wow!
- But you know what? No worries.

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We have tons of other dolls
for you to choose from.

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Like right here, we have Cassandra.

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She's a pioneer woman.

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Uh, we're actually looking for a doll

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that's, um, you know, err, like...

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- Has hands?
- N... Oh.

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Oh, all our dolls have hands.

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Well, mm, except for a few

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of our differently abled dolls.

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Uh-huh. Oh, look at that.

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Oh, and this is Polio Patty... love her.

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Got to be careful when
you move her, but...

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Okay, well, we could dance
around this forever,

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uh... Patrice.

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Oh, it's pronounced "Pat-riss."

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- "Pat-riss."
- "Rhymes with mattress?

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- Oh.
- G... Oh, that's... Okay.

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Um...

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where are your black dolls?

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Okay, why didn't you just say so?

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Well, kind of thought I'd just see 'em.

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I got you, girl!

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Okay. Come on, ladies. Follow me.

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We're taking a hike.

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Oh. Oh, so they're, like...

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separate area.

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Ladies, allow me to
introduce you to Sassy Sadie

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and equally Sassy Selma.

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Uh-huh, okay.

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So, let's see here.

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Sassy Sadie... "Little Sadie Crawford"

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left home with nothing but
the clothes on her back

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"and a desire to be free."

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- So, she's a slave?
- Not anymore.

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She escaped and eventually
learned to read... sort of.

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So, she's a runaway slave.

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Who can read.

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Okay, so

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you have dozens of disabled...

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Ooh, differently abled.

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Fine, differently-abled, and hundreds

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of amazingly successful white dolls,

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but only two black dolls.

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- African-American.
- Uh-huh.

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Let's see what the
other one is, shall we?

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Mm. Selma... the Civil Rights leader

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who marched on Selma.

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And that doesn't feel lazy to you?

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Well, she's also a mother of 11.

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11, seriously?

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So, you think we just keep having kids,

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just kids on kids on kids?

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Easy, Mom. You're on your fifth.

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Okay, well,
these are basically the same doll,

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just wearing different clothes!

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Oh, that's not true.

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Yet they both have lanterns!

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But for different reasons.

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Oh, come on.

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This is unbelievable!

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You know what sounds
unbelievable right now?

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A nice cold Orange Julius.

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Okay, no, I'm not done.
I'm not done, sweetheart.

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I am just a little girl,

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and it would be
embarrassing for both of us

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if I had to drag you out.

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Well, let me tell you I have not
even begun to be embarrassing.

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In the words of the great Maya Ang...

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Hey! Oh, you are strong!
I will be back! Ow!

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Hey. How was your day?

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I, um...

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went a little bit crazy at GirlStory.

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She recited Maya Angelou's
"Phenomenal Woman"

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all the way out to Sunglass Hut.

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- In her Maya Angelou voice?
- You know it.

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That store only has two
black dolls... two.

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And they're not doctors.

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One's a slave, and one's a Selma.

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Selma! I'm outraged!

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You know, you look so cute
when you're outraged.

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Oh, come on.

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That is the one thing that reminds me

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that you're black...

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This, and when you send your food back.

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I'm sorry to complain,
but I wasn't expecting garbage.

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That's how we made this baby.

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Seriously, this is not funny.

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Well... This is a big deal.

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The images that we see
affect who we are...

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- Mm-hmm.
- And who we aspire to become.

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I mean, it's bad enough we
didn't have role models

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growing up, but we made it past that.

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We made it through.

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- But we have role models now, Dre...
- Mm-hmm.

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Doctors, lawyers, movie stars.

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Our kids seeing themselves reflected

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in our culture is important.

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Yes, I know this, Bow.

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Do you think I need to
see Viola Davis snot-cry

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every episode of "How To
Get Away With Murder"?

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I don't, but the kids do,

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to see that they can be
whatever it is they want to be.

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- Right.
- Except now, Jack wants to be an actor.

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You're innocent! I know it!

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Whatever, Dre. Images matter.

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That's why your job is so important,

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and I do not say that enough.

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No, you don't.

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You normally say the opposite,

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and it's normally followed up with,

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"You know, I save lives.

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And you, Dre, you promote
empty consumerism."

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Well, not today. Dre, I'm proud of you.

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You effect change
in a real and tangible way.

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Yes. I do do that, don't I?

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- Don't get ahead of yourself.
- I...

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I save lives.

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You make ads.

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I'm a doctor.

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Unbelievable.

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Hey, Dre, good news. Hmm?

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Boxable wants to fast-track
your campaign for this summer!

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Great. We're not doing it.

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- It's garbage.
- What?

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I can't do the spot with
an all-white family.

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- Oh, my God.
- Buckle up, everyone.

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Time to board the S.S. GuiltTrip.

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I feel like this is
gonna be about Katrina.

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No, but that is a story
that needs to be told.

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No, uh, well, maybe.

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Boxable is looking for
the gold standard.

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Who's to say that black people

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can't be the gold standard?

258
00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:19,857
Dre's right.

259
00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,492
What make you think we don't
wanna open up a box of presents

260
00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,593
and laugh about how good life is?

261
00:09:23,662 --> 00:09:26,230
Oh, life.

262
00:09:26,298 --> 00:09:29,099
This is my snifter,
'cause I like to drink cognac

263
00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:31,168
when I open boxes and make valid points.

264
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,237
Okay, Dre, the gold standard...

265
00:09:33,305 --> 00:09:35,839
It suggests success, dependability,

266
00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,440
shirts tucked into pants.

267
00:09:37,509 --> 00:09:39,575
Dre, it's just one commercial.

268
00:09:39,644 --> 00:09:42,211
It's not just one commercial.

269
00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:45,415
In the beginning,
it was almost every commercial.

270
00:09:45,483 --> 00:09:47,250
A-And things... They got better,

271
00:09:47,318 --> 00:09:50,286
but we can't assume that
progress is permanent.

272
00:09:50,355 --> 00:09:52,788
White is the default,

273
00:09:52,857 --> 00:09:56,058
unless someone chooses to
move the ball forward.

274
00:09:56,126 --> 00:09:58,260
Please don't let him say that he is
the one to move the ball forward.

275
00:09:58,328 --> 00:10:01,363
And I am the one to
move the ball forward.

276
00:10:01,432 --> 00:10:04,232
Damn it, Dre!
Now you're back on probation!

277
00:10:04,301 --> 00:10:05,467
You know what?

278
00:10:05,536 --> 00:10:07,869
I am gonna recast this ad

279
00:10:07,938 --> 00:10:11,605
and give the world a
different "gold" standard.

280
00:10:11,674 --> 00:10:14,408
No, no, no! The client
loves what we have!

281
00:10:14,477 --> 00:10:17,211
Yeah, white people love white people.

282
00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:19,646
And vegetables.

283
00:10:20,849 --> 00:10:22,383
Oh!

284
00:10:22,452 --> 00:10:25,152
I was hoping you would be off today.

285
00:10:25,221 --> 00:10:27,221
Oh, we don't get days off, or benefits.

286
00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:31,257
- How can I help you today?
- Okay, um, I love

287
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:34,394
that you're teaching young
women about their history.

288
00:10:34,463 --> 00:10:36,229
Guilty.

289
00:10:36,298 --> 00:10:37,530
- What I don't love...
- Uh-oh.

290
00:10:37,599 --> 00:10:40,400
Is that with all the black history,

291
00:10:40,469 --> 00:10:46,381
that you choose to focus on
our oppression and struggle

292
00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:50,242
when there are so many role
models to choose from...

293
00:10:50,311 --> 00:10:51,443
Josephine Baker,

294
00:10:51,512 --> 00:10:53,345
Dorothy Dandridge, Shonda Rhimes,

295
00:10:53,414 --> 00:10:55,914
Misty Copeland, Michelle Obama.

296
00:10:55,983 --> 00:10:57,182
Ooh, I know her.

297
00:10:57,251 --> 00:10:59,184
And you know what?
These are amazing suggestions,

298
00:10:59,253 --> 00:11:01,286
and at GirlStory,
we take customer feedback

299
00:11:01,355 --> 00:11:02,420
very seriously.

300
00:11:02,489 --> 00:11:04,355
- Okay, so...
- I would just love it

301
00:11:04,424 --> 00:11:06,690
if you could just write those
down here in this book,

302
00:11:06,759 --> 00:11:09,827
and I will personally make sure
that your concerns are heard.

303
00:11:09,895 --> 00:11:13,409
- Great. I'm gonna write it down in the book.
- Thank you.

304
00:11:13,899 --> 00:11:15,699
Hey, wait a minute.

305
00:11:15,768 --> 00:11:17,535
Are you telling me that my complaint

306
00:11:17,604 --> 00:11:21,037
about a lack of diversity
is actually gonna go below

307
00:11:21,106 --> 00:11:23,806
"Not enough icing on the
cinnamon rolls in the café"?

308
00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:25,342
Well, ma'am, you know what?

309
00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:27,477
We take the complaints in the
order that they were received.

310
00:11:27,546 --> 00:11:29,012
Give me this.

311
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,079
Oh, God, my book!

312
00:11:30,149 --> 00:11:31,515
Yes. Boom, we have solved that problem.

313
00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:34,551
My complaint is now number one.

314
00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:37,119
Okay, so why don't you
read that right now?

315
00:11:37,188 --> 00:11:38,387
- Ma'am...
- Uh-huh?

316
00:11:38,456 --> 00:11:40,456
You know, if you just left the page in,

317
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,024
your complaint would've
been heard eventually.

318
00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:43,325
Well, I want you to hear me now.

319
00:11:43,394 --> 00:11:44,627
And do you hear me loud and clear?

320
00:11:44,695 --> 00:11:46,162
- Do you like wine?
- Oh, my God.

321
00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:47,563
I want you to know, GirlStory,

322
00:11:47,632 --> 00:11:50,132
that you have made a powerful enemy!

323
00:11:50,201 --> 00:11:52,234
I'm a doctor! I save lives!

324
00:11:52,303 --> 00:11:54,235
♪♪

325
00:11:54,304 --> 00:11:55,570
Bye!

326
00:11:55,639 --> 00:11:57,405
Ace of clubs.

327
00:11:57,474 --> 00:12:00,141
Ooh. Nice one, Zoey!

328
00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:01,742
Ruby: Oh, Junior. Come on, now!

329
00:12:01,811 --> 00:12:03,678
There are no compliments in Spades!

330
00:12:03,746 --> 00:12:05,380
You're terrible at trash-talk!

331
00:12:06,650 --> 00:12:09,217
No, please don't give up on me!

332
00:12:09,286 --> 00:12:10,484
I can be bad.

333
00:12:10,553 --> 00:12:11,652
Oh, my God. Can you?

334
00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:12,919
Yeah.

335
00:12:12,988 --> 00:12:14,488
Oh.

336
00:12:15,824 --> 00:12:18,425
Oh, no. That's gonna bring ants.

337
00:12:18,494 --> 00:12:21,428
Ooh, we're gonna have to
practice more than I thought!

338
00:12:21,497 --> 00:12:22,563
But we're hungry!

339
00:12:22,631 --> 00:12:24,498
And we're supposed to
be at school today.

340
00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:26,533
Oh, you're at school.

341
00:12:26,602 --> 00:12:27,667
Ugh!

342
00:12:27,735 --> 00:12:28,434
Again!

343
00:12:28,503 --> 00:12:29,569
But my tummy...

344
00:12:29,637 --> 00:12:32,271
Again! Come on!

345
00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:33,906
Dre: Bam! There you have it.

346
00:12:33,974 --> 00:12:36,108
The new gold standard.

347
00:12:36,177 --> 00:12:37,543
- Oh.
- Right?

348
00:12:37,612 --> 00:12:39,512
Stevens: Outstanding. Love it!

349
00:12:39,581 --> 00:12:40,846
Oh, h-hold up.

350
00:12:40,915 --> 00:12:42,682
Why are the DeBarges the
new face of Boxable?

351
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:43,782
Charlie: Oh, I'll tell you why.

352
00:12:43,851 --> 00:12:45,717
'Cause our boy Dre here's colorstruck.

353
00:12:45,785 --> 00:12:47,085
He's got that Beige Rage.

354
00:12:47,153 --> 00:12:48,753
I do not. What is that?

355
00:12:48,822 --> 00:12:50,188
It means he has a clear preference

356
00:12:50,257 --> 00:12:52,023
of light skin over dark skin.

357
00:12:52,092 --> 00:12:53,458
I've always seen it

358
00:12:53,527 --> 00:12:54,892
and it's always hurt.

359
00:13:09,808 --> 00:13:11,141
That was candy.

360
00:13:11,210 --> 00:13:14,211
And damn it, Charlie.
You always forget to dribble!

361
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,646
This time, this time, this time!

362
00:13:15,715 --> 00:13:16,614
Go!

363
00:13:16,682 --> 00:13:18,481
Kobe! What are you... No!

364
00:13:19,384 --> 00:13:21,317
Maybe those wasn't the best examples.

365
00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:22,752
Stevens: Now that I think about it,

366
00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:25,622
let's take a look at some
of those past campaigns

367
00:13:25,690 --> 00:13:26,822
that you've run for us.

368
00:13:26,891 --> 00:13:29,259
Ooh. I wouldn't know they were black.

369
00:13:29,327 --> 00:13:30,326
- Gluten-free.
- Curtis: Yeah.

370
00:13:30,395 --> 00:13:32,495
Ooh. That's milky right there.

371
00:13:32,564 --> 00:13:33,996
You know what? Y'all sound ridiculous.

372
00:13:34,065 --> 00:13:35,764
All right, I do not have a preference

373
00:13:35,832 --> 00:13:39,501
for light-skinned people,
as I am a dark-skinned man.

374
00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:41,470
Wait, wait.

375
00:13:41,538 --> 00:13:43,639
So you think you Team Dark Skin?
What the hell would you call it?

376
00:13:43,707 --> 00:13:45,039
- Well, I personally think you're...
- No, no, no!

377
00:13:45,108 --> 00:13:47,643
- No, you got that kinda like
- Stop it, stop it, stop it.

378
00:13:47,711 --> 00:13:49,077
I am not a colorist.

379
00:13:49,146 --> 00:13:51,280
Well, why don't you walk us
through your casting process?

380
00:13:51,348 --> 00:13:54,348
Fine. I did the exact same
thing I did with the first ad.

381
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,350
I auditioned a few black families,

382
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:59,853
and I chose who I felt was
best to sell the image.

383
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,489
So in order for me to sell something,

384
00:14:01,557 --> 00:14:04,458
I have to have a keen nose,
green eyes...

385
00:14:04,527 --> 00:14:07,595
Straight hair, paper lips, and no ass.

386
00:14:07,664 --> 00:14:08,763
He's right, boss.

387
00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:09,929
The reason you like this family

388
00:14:09,998 --> 00:14:11,698
is because they look closest to white.

389
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:12,965
No way.

390
00:14:13,034 --> 00:14:15,635
Lupita Nyong'o was on my free-pass list.

391
00:14:15,704 --> 00:14:17,970
I don't have a preference
for light over dark.

392
00:14:18,039 --> 00:14:20,674
All right, so,
we got four black coffees,

393
00:14:20,742 --> 00:14:23,543
and one iced caramel
macchiato with extra cream.

394
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:26,312
♪♪

395
00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:28,213
- Oh.
- Oh, there it is.

396
00:14:28,282 --> 00:14:29,782
- Stevens: That's interesting.
- That's just sad.

397
00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:31,183
Extra cream.

398
00:14:31,251 --> 00:14:33,452
It's the Michael Jackson of coffee.

399
00:14:35,055 --> 00:14:35,987
What's going on over there?

400
00:14:36,056 --> 00:14:39,124
Oh, Dre, in every great movement,

401
00:14:39,193 --> 00:14:40,659
someone has to stand up

402
00:14:40,728 --> 00:14:43,328
and be a voice for those that
cannot speak for themselves.

403
00:14:43,396 --> 00:14:45,530
These dolls can't speak, Dre.

404
00:14:45,598 --> 00:14:46,997
I speak for the dolls.

405
00:14:47,066 --> 00:14:48,966
- "Shonda not slaves"?
- Yes.

406
00:14:49,035 --> 00:14:50,501
"Black Toys Matter"?

407
00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:51,636
Yeah.

408
00:14:51,705 --> 00:14:54,038
"Welcome to Misty Nope-Land"?

409
00:14:54,106 --> 00:14:55,406
Yeah.

410
00:14:55,475 --> 00:14:58,643
It's hard being
a one-woman revolution, Dre.

411
00:14:58,712 --> 00:14:59,977
I'm spread a little bit thin.

412
00:15:00,046 --> 00:15:01,645
Yeah, no, I hear you, Bow.

413
00:15:01,714 --> 00:15:03,213
Change is hard. It's so hard.

414
00:15:03,281 --> 00:15:05,382
You know, I thought I
was gonna heal the world

415
00:15:05,451 --> 00:15:07,684
with positive images of black people.

416
00:15:07,753 --> 00:15:09,820
Turns out, I'm infected.

417
00:15:09,888 --> 00:15:12,589
- What?
- I got that Beige Rage.

418
00:15:12,658 --> 00:15:14,924
Okay, I don't know what the
hell you're talking about, Dre,

419
00:15:14,993 --> 00:15:18,026
but instead of whining,
you need to take action

420
00:15:18,095 --> 00:15:20,663
against the injustices that you see.

421
00:15:20,732 --> 00:15:23,666
You want a big change, make a big move!

422
00:15:23,735 --> 00:15:25,334
Come on, Dre!

423
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:30,172
Is that the guy that is the captain now?

424
00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:31,841
No, that's Akon.

425
00:15:31,909 --> 00:15:34,009
This is a real miss, Dre.

426
00:15:34,078 --> 00:15:36,277
You've jeopardized the whole campaign.

427
00:15:36,346 --> 00:15:38,179
What the hell happened to the DeBarges?

428
00:15:38,248 --> 00:15:40,582
Dre, this was supposed to be
your "Do the Right Thing,"

429
00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:42,617
- but it is your "Chi-Raq."
- Uhh!

430
00:15:42,686 --> 00:15:44,619
Well, clearly I'd blown my shot.

431
00:15:44,688 --> 00:15:47,756
I hoped Bow was having better
luck with her revolution.

432
00:15:47,824 --> 00:15:49,691
Rainbow: Burn, dolls, burn!

433
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,692
Burn, dolls, burn!

434
00:15:51,761 --> 00:15:53,794
Black toys matter!

435
00:15:53,863 --> 00:15:55,462
Sweetheart, put the sign up.

436
00:15:55,531 --> 00:15:57,197
- I really don't want to.
- Up, up, up so they can see your face.

437
00:15:57,266 --> 00:15:59,933
No, my babies! No! No!

438
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,134
No! No!

439
00:16:01,203 --> 00:16:02,202
Yeah!

440
00:16:02,271 --> 00:16:04,304
Ooh, ooh. Oh, no! Oh, God.

441
00:16:04,373 --> 00:16:06,306
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Oh, no!

442
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,041
I-I don't have any benefits!

443
00:16:13,882 --> 00:16:15,481
We're not gonna get
cinnamon rolls, are we?

444
00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:16,550
No rolls, no rolls!

445
00:16:17,735 --> 00:16:20,061
Junior, I hope you brought your A-game,

446
00:16:20,071 --> 00:16:22,983
because that grand prize has got
my name written all over it!

447
00:16:22,993 --> 00:16:24,492
What's the grand prize?

448
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,662
It's a $50 gift card to Forever 21.

449
00:16:27,731 --> 00:16:29,897
Hello, Ruby.

450
00:16:29,966 --> 00:16:32,533
- Doris.
- Girl, look who she got

451
00:16:32,602 --> 00:16:34,502
to take Dead Earnest's place.

452
00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:36,671
You know she like young men.

453
00:16:37,841 --> 00:16:40,007
Come on, girl. Let's go.

454
00:16:40,075 --> 00:16:41,908
I'm gonna kill her.

455
00:16:41,977 --> 00:16:43,510
Hello, grandmother.

456
00:16:43,578 --> 00:16:44,611
Hey, what y'all doing here?

457
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,246
Both: Vengeance.

458
00:16:46,314 --> 00:16:48,081
You think you can just insult us,

459
00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:50,717
starve us, flick lit cigarettes at us,

460
00:16:50,786 --> 00:16:52,385
and we just take that lying down?

461
00:16:52,454 --> 00:16:53,854
Well... We must break you.

462
00:16:53,922 --> 00:16:55,255
We've been practicing.

463
00:16:55,323 --> 00:16:57,757
Let's do this, old maid.

464
00:17:03,031 --> 00:17:05,564
Boom! Roasted!

465
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:08,400
We did it! In your face!

466
00:17:08,469 --> 00:17:10,636
Oh.

467
00:17:13,516 --> 00:17:14,605
We lost, didn't we?

468
00:17:14,675 --> 00:17:17,142
Badly.

469
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,610
Next?

470
00:17:20,881 --> 00:17:24,615
Aww, Myrtle. Only two books?

471
00:17:24,685 --> 00:17:27,618
Good news is, you won't
remember any of this tomorrow!

472
00:17:27,688 --> 00:17:29,821
That's how you do it!

473
00:17:35,394 --> 00:17:37,294
Gloria. Guess what.

474
00:17:37,362 --> 00:17:39,496
Cheryl slept with your husband.

475
00:17:39,565 --> 00:17:42,332
Hell, girl. I'm just lyin'.

476
00:17:42,401 --> 00:17:44,802
- Rodney did.
- Yeah, ain't that right, Rodney?

477
00:17:50,909 --> 00:17:52,575
Well, well, Ruby.

478
00:17:52,643 --> 00:17:56,112
We both bid at seven, but only one of us

479
00:17:56,181 --> 00:17:57,947
is walking away with the means

480
00:17:58,016 --> 00:18:01,851
to purchase a crop top denim vest.

481
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:05,353
You can't wear a crop
top denim vest, Doris.

482
00:18:05,422 --> 00:18:06,654
Who gonna stop me?

483
00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:08,090
Oh.

484
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,094
Well, I guess I'm gonna see you

485
00:18:12,162 --> 00:18:15,663
in that crop top denim vest

486
00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:18,466
in... hell!

487
00:18:28,544 --> 00:18:30,377
Thank you very much.

488
00:18:30,446 --> 00:18:32,012
Well, just got off the
phone with the lawyer.

489
00:18:32,081 --> 00:18:33,781
Fortunately for you,
they're not gonna press charges.

490
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:35,850
- Oh, thank God.
- But there are some stipulations.

491
00:18:35,918 --> 00:18:38,485
- You're not allowed near that mall...
- What?

492
00:18:38,554 --> 00:18:40,686
Or any GirlStory franchise,

493
00:18:40,756 --> 00:18:44,490
or within 500 feet of
someone named Patrice.

494
00:18:44,559 --> 00:18:46,018
"Pat-riss."

495
00:18:46,028 --> 00:18:47,460
I set her on fire.

496
00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:49,195
- What?
- She doesn't have benefits.

497
00:18:49,264 --> 00:18:53,199
Well, I put the entire
cast of "Captain Phillips"

498
00:18:53,268 --> 00:18:55,334
in a shipping commercial.

499
00:18:55,403 --> 00:18:56,401
Did not go over too well.

500
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:57,702
Hmm.

501
00:18:57,772 --> 00:18:59,404
Bow, why did you encourage me

502
00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:01,073
to make change in the world?

503
00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:03,408
Why didn't you stop me from
making change in the world, Dre?

504
00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:04,777
You saw my signs.

505
00:19:04,845 --> 00:19:07,846
You know what? We are no good
when we're on the same page.

506
00:19:07,915 --> 00:19:10,515
One of us needs to be
clipping the other's wings.

507
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,984
Dre, when you walk into that store,

508
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,753
the messages are so clear.

509
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:16,821
There's something better.

510
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:19,356
- We're not as good.
- Mm.

511
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:22,493
I just really didn't want Diane
internalizing that message.

512
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:25,596
Yeah. I also did what I did for Diane.

513
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:27,765
Sometimes it just... it feels like

514
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,400
no matter how much progress we make,

515
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:32,535
it's one step forward
and two steps back.

516
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,104
Why bother?

517
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,506
Hey, you show me one revolutionary

518
00:19:36,574 --> 00:19:39,876
who gave up their fight
because of one minor setback.

519
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,377
You're right.

520
00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:43,646
Hey, come here.

521
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,283
Oh, man.

522
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,917
Until the world catches up,

523
00:19:47,985 --> 00:19:50,619
we're just gonna have to keep
reinforcing the messages

524
00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:53,222
that we want our kids to hear at home.

525
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:54,223
- Yeah.
- But not you.

526
00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:56,025
You're not a good role model.

527
00:19:56,093 --> 00:19:57,126
Oh, God.

528
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:58,928
You set a lady on fire, Bow.

529
00:19:58,996 --> 00:20:00,262
I didn't mean to.

530
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,267
- Hey, sweetie.
- Hi.

531
00:20:05,277 --> 00:20:09,089
So, I wanted to talk to you
about how I acted today.

532
00:20:09,099 --> 00:20:11,566
Yeah. That was so cool.

533
00:20:11,635 --> 00:20:13,535
I've never seen fire spread so fast.

534
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,204
- I used an accelerant.
- Whoa!

535
00:20:15,272 --> 00:20:18,140
No, that... that is not the point.
That's not the point.

536
00:20:18,209 --> 00:20:19,240
Here.

537
00:20:19,309 --> 00:20:20,274
Come here, sweetie.

538
00:20:20,343 --> 00:20:23,010
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

539
00:20:23,079 --> 00:20:24,578
I didn't set a very good example today,

540
00:20:24,647 --> 00:20:27,248
and, you know, I want you to know

541
00:20:27,317 --> 00:20:30,017
that just because that doll store

542
00:20:30,086 --> 00:20:32,353
thinks that we're only one thing,

543
00:20:32,421 --> 00:20:34,222
that doesn't mean that's all we are.

544
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:38,758
Mom, I don't need some
doll to tell me that.

545
00:20:38,827 --> 00:20:42,662
I have you. And you're a doctor.

546
00:20:42,731 --> 00:20:44,530
And you're constantly
reminding us of that.

547
00:20:44,599 --> 00:20:47,700
I am constantly reminding
you of that, Diane,

548
00:20:47,769 --> 00:20:49,369
because I want you to know

549
00:20:49,437 --> 00:20:52,372
that you can be anything you want to be.

550
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,941
So in that spirit... here.

551
00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:57,409
Okay?

552
00:20:57,478 --> 00:20:59,345
Go for it.

553
00:20:59,413 --> 00:21:01,446
Okay.

554
00:21:02,816 --> 00:21:04,616
Nunchucks! Thank you!

555
00:21:04,685 --> 00:21:05,918
Oh, and don't worry, Mom.

556
00:21:05,987 --> 00:21:07,086
It is my solemn promise

557
00:21:07,154 --> 00:21:08,854
that I will never use these on you.

558
00:21:08,923 --> 00:21:10,578
Or anyone in the house.

559
00:21:12,592 --> 00:21:14,458
No... No, I'm serious.

560
00:21:14,527 --> 00:21:16,600
Thank you very much.

561
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:20,968
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