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As a broke kid growing up in Compton,
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going out for a steak
dinner was a big deal.
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Huge!
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And if it was a really special occasion,
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we'd celebrate at the beef plantation.
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Mmm!
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Niecy's graduation from beauty college...
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Uncle Ronald's incarceration...
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Uncle Ronald's release.
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I loved the beef plantation.
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Smell that?
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Mmm! That is my childhood.
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I'm sorry, daddy.
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Sorry about what, son?
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I love this place. You pay what you weigh.
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Come on, Jack. Step on the scale.
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It's okay, sweetheart.
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Take your shoes off. Save me some money.
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Zoey, stop it.
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Ha! 60 cents for a steak.
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A steak!
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Oh. Junior, your turn.
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Go ahead, sweetheart. Go ahead.
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Why are you wearing those thick jeans?
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Get over here.
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Next time, wear shorts.
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Got to pay $1.15 for your steak. Ugh.
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Guys, this is great.
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What do you think, huh?
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I think this cow died of natural causes.
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Babe, I don't think the kids are loving this.
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Hey, stop. Come on.
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This is all-you-can-eat surf 'n' turf, mm?
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Oh, I get it!
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They charge you for all-you-can-eat
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but put out food no one will eat!
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Maniacal!
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Boy, you wore your heavy pants,
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and you won't even eat your
pay-what-you-weigh steak?
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If you guys can't
appreciate affordable meat,
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why don't you go up there and get a salad?
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Huh? And while you're up there,
visit the pasta trough.
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That ziti looks right.
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Why is there a plastic
roof all over the food?
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Oh, baby, that's a sneeze guard.
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It's to protect the food.
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From going into our mouths?
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- Mommy?
- Hmm.
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This food makes me sad.
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Wait.
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I am so hungry.
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Boy, there's food on your fork!
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You know what? If everybody is so unhappy,
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why don't we all just
go home without eating?
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Yay!
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What? Really?
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I'm sorry.
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Baby, this is the beef plantation!
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So, you have "roots" on laserdisc,
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but eating at a place called beef plantation
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doesn't bump you?
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Well, it didn't...
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Till now.
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Gonna go after the kids.
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Mm-hmm. I'm coming.
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So this turned out to be a special occasion,
too...
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The day I realized my family kinda sucks.
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so, the beef plantation
experience showed me
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that my kids were spoiled,
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and I had to teach them a lesson.
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Why is the fridge empty? Is it broken?
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Nope. Not broken.
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What other reason could it be empty?
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We're moving?
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Finally! A bigger pool.
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It has to be saltwater.
I can't do any more chlorine.
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I'm gonna get my own room! See ya, suckah.
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No!
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Hey, we are not moving. All right?
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We are making some adjustments.
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This is what my refrigerator looked like
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when I was growing up.
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It's not empty.
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There are five meals in here.
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There's a ketchup/baking soda sandwich,
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baking soda/bologna sandwich,
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and if you're really feeling fancy,
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you got your ketchup/bologna/
baking soda sandwich.
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None of that sounds like food to me.
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That's because you're spoiled.
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And I'm giving you the gift...
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Of hunger.
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Does it come with a receipt?
Because I'd like to return it.
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No. You kids need to
learn to live with less.
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And if I hear any complaints,
I'm gonna take away more stuff,
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like your cable, like your wi-fi,
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like that really soft,
four-ply toilet paper.
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No. Feels like fresh-baked bread on my butt.
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Why can't we turn on the air-conditioning?
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Because I'm teaching the kids a lesson...
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A lesson I should've taught them years ago.
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Baby, they're spoiled.
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We did not spoil our kids.
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So we're parents who made
enough to give our kids
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lots of toys and clothes and video games.
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I mean, isn't that part of Dr. king's dream?
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I think so.
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I'm just now starting to see
why the kids are so ungrateful.
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You know, I'm not gonna point any fingers
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as to how they got that way,
but I will use my thumbs.
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It's you.
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Yes, you've set a tone.
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Me?
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So I'm the one who got all
their baby Jordans bronzed?
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Bronzed?!
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That was 7-karat gold!
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Still very tacky.
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But okay, because there is nothing wrong
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with giving our kids more than we had.
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You know what happens when you
give your kids too much, right?
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♪ What y'all wanna do? ♪
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♪ Wanna be ballers ♪
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♪ shot-callers, brawlers ♪
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♪ who be dippin'
in the benz with the spoilers ♪
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♪ on the low from the
Jake in the Taurus ♪
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♪ it's all about the Benjamins, baby ♪
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♪ uh-huh, yeah ♪
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♪ it's all about the Benjamins, baby ♪
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♪ uh-huh, yeah ♪
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♪ it's all about the Benjamins ♪ oof.
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- Mm-hmm. Bow...
- Hmm?
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It's up to us to give them
more by giving them less.
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Dre,
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I did not grow up eating baking soda,
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and I turned out fine.
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That's because you had a white daddy.
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What?!
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We can't all hit the lotto!
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Oh, shush, Dre.
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Who is that?
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It's the Greensteins.
And they've got a casserole.
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Why are the neighbors bringing us food?
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I don't know.
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I might have an answer for that.
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We need food.
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So you went straight to begging?
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In our defense, we complained first.
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Yeah.
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We are the only black
people in this neighborhood,
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and now because of our kids,
they think we're beggars?
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- Let me.
- Okay.
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Hi! We brought you a casserole.
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We heard things weren't
going so well for you.
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What?
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Things aren't going so well for us.
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Janine, this is very thoughtful, but...
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No, no, no. No, no!
No need to put on a brave face.
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- We've all struggled at times.
- Yeah.
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No, not... not... oh, whoa.
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This would be a lot of house for anybody.
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Wha...
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Anyway, here. I insist.
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Casserole.
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- We're good.
- No, no, I insist!
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It's filled with cubed ham and cheese.
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Delicious.
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Oh. Wonderful.
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About a pound and a half of velveeta.
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Mm. Really?
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Sorry. Sorry about everything.
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All right, then.
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Thank you.
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Wow. Wow. I'm sorry.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Oh, my God!
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What?
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Our children are terrible.
Dre, this is a real problem.
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Oh, so now it's a problem?
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Yeah. 'Cause now I look bad.
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- Oh, you look bad.
- Dre, I have worked too hard,
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and I went to school for too long,
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and I took way too much
affirmative-action money.
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I mean,
I may have even have taken a scholarship
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from a pacific islander.
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Okay, I did,
but I can easily pass for a samoan.
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And you know what? The point is
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that I will not let my image be destroyed.
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Dre, you need to teach our kids a lesson.
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That's what I was trying to do.
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- Do it better.
- Uh...
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That is a pity casserole!
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But it's got ham in it.
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Hey, let me ask you guys a question.
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What's the cut-off age
for a firehouse baby drop?
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4 1/2.
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Can they take all my kids,
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or do I have to find four
different firehouses?
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All right, all right.
Dre, what's the problem?
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My kids are spoiled rotten.
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Well, has it occurred to you
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that maybe you're not
buying them enough stuff?
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What? No.
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Buying them stuff is what's messing them up.
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Or sometimes kids get sick of their stuff,
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and they need new stuff.
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I know I do. I'm on rue la la right now.
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Skinny jeans.
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Check out? Nah, continue shopping.
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Thanks, mom and dad.
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You're kidding me, right?
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Mr. Stevens, you're a self-made man.
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Didn't you grow up on an onion farm
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with a transient father?
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Oh, no, no, no, I had a transvestite father.
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But, yes,
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we were squatting on that onion farm.
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Yeah, okay. That makes much more sense.
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I just didn't want my kids to
feel deprived the way I did.
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Oh.
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They deserve everything that I give them.
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They are perfect kids.
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Isn't your son Tucker in rehab?
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No, no, no, Joey's in rehab.
Tucker was asked to leave rehab.
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But now he's home with us,
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and he rarely takes cash out of my wallet.
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Why? Because I give it to him.
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- Just give it to him.
- You know what?
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Hey, let's just finish lunch.
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I don't even know why I
bring this stuff up in here.
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They don't understand, Dre.
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When you're from where we from...
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Mm-hmm.
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Nothing is handed to you.
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See? That's what I'm talking about.
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I had to work for everything.
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By the time I was 13,
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I had already been fired from my second job.
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Oh, I was the breadwinner for
my family at the age of 8.
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See there? See there?
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Got hit by a car.
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Big settlement.
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- Ah, okay.
- Mm-hmm.
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Charlie, you just said that
nothing was ever handed to you.
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It wasn't. I was hit by a car.
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I... are you hear...
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Are you... are you hearing me?
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I don't have molars.
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It's impossible for me to grind up food.
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Never had Taffy.
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Will never have Taffy.
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And you think about that.
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Yeah.
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Well, look it, don't you worry about it.
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From what I hear about your kids,
they're just like mine.
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You're all getting jobs.
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- What?! No.
- Yes.
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I've seen what bad parenting can do,
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and I'm not gonna let that happen.
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Nope.
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And besides, I can't afford rehab.
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But robotics club!
263
00:08:53,318 --> 00:08:54,618
Bye-bye, robotics club.
264
00:08:54,686 --> 00:08:56,053
Mm-hmm.
265
00:08:56,121 --> 00:08:57,988
Please tell me I was called
to this meeting accidentally.
266
00:08:58,056 --> 00:09:00,057
No, Paris, this isn't an accident.
267
00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:01,826
You're gonna get a job, too.
268
00:09:01,893 --> 00:09:03,961
Mm, that's right. You get a job!
269
00:09:04,029 --> 00:09:05,329
You get a job! You get a job!
270
00:09:05,397 --> 00:09:07,598
Everybody gets a job!
271
00:09:07,666 --> 00:09:08,666
Mm-hmm.
272
00:09:08,734 --> 00:09:10,000
Why is this happening?!
273
00:09:10,068 --> 00:09:11,502
Are the Greensteins right?
274
00:09:11,570 --> 00:09:13,370
Is this too much house for us?
275
00:09:13,438 --> 00:09:15,573
No, it's too much house for you.
276
00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,609
But not too much house for us,
because we have jobs.
277
00:09:18,677 --> 00:09:19,598
You know what?
278
00:09:19,698 --> 00:09:21,132
You kids don't appreciate anything,
279
00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,334
because everything has been handed to you.
280
00:09:23,402 --> 00:09:26,504
Now you're gonna learn
what it feels like to earn.
281
00:09:26,572 --> 00:09:28,039
Welcome to the rat race.
282
00:09:28,107 --> 00:09:29,707
- Ha! Chomp-chomp!
- Boom!
283
00:09:29,775 --> 00:09:31,142
Suck on that cheese!
284
00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:32,143
Put it on a cracker.
285
00:09:32,211 --> 00:09:33,411
Ew.
286
00:09:36,766 --> 00:09:37,833
So, the next day,
287
00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:40,121
I took off my kids' brat-floaties
288
00:09:40,221 --> 00:09:42,255
and shoved them into the
deep end of the work pool.
289
00:09:42,323 --> 00:09:44,191
It's time they learned to hustle.
290
00:09:44,258 --> 00:09:46,226
All right, kids, this is what we're gonna...
291
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,694
Come on! Move it!
292
00:09:47,762 --> 00:09:49,629
Sorry, dad. This stuff is heavy.
293
00:09:49,697 --> 00:09:50,864
So, where's my desk?
294
00:09:50,932 --> 00:09:52,966
Desk?
295
00:09:53,034 --> 00:09:54,701
You know that Drake song,
"started from the bottom"?
296
00:09:54,769 --> 00:09:56,603
- Yeah.
- Now you're here.
297
00:09:56,671 --> 00:09:57,470
Go empty those trash cans.
298
00:09:57,538 --> 00:09:58,471
Come on.
299
00:09:58,539 --> 00:09:59,272
Hop to it.
300
00:09:59,340 --> 00:10:01,041
- Hilarious.
- Mm-hmm.
301
00:10:01,108 --> 00:10:03,059
Dad, where are the employee lounges?
302
00:10:03,159 --> 00:10:04,893
Good call,
'cause there's plenty of trash there
303
00:10:04,961 --> 00:10:06,295
that needs dumping. Make it happen.
304
00:10:06,363 --> 00:10:07,830
Really?
305
00:10:07,897 --> 00:10:10,032
Hey, baby girl, change the liners, too.
306
00:10:11,401 --> 00:10:13,635
So while I was in
charge of the older kids,
307
00:10:13,703 --> 00:10:15,137
Bow was with the little ones.
308
00:10:15,205 --> 00:10:16,472
Unfortunately,
309
00:10:16,539 --> 00:10:18,273
child-labor laws forced them into selling
310
00:10:18,341 --> 00:10:20,309
unregulated beverages on the street.
311
00:10:20,377 --> 00:10:21,710
Thank you, Upton Sinclair.
312
00:10:21,778 --> 00:10:23,879
Sorry, sir. We don't have any small bills.
313
00:10:23,947 --> 00:10:26,015
Oh, that's okay. You can keep the change.
314
00:10:26,082 --> 00:10:27,049
Thank you, sir.
315
00:10:27,117 --> 00:10:28,317
Have a blessed day.
316
00:10:28,385 --> 00:10:29,618
You too. Thanks.
317
00:10:33,289 --> 00:10:34,656
Look at this!
318
00:10:34,724 --> 00:10:37,972
Business is booming. High five for teamwork.
319
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,439
- Give it here!
- Yeah.
320
00:10:39,507 --> 00:10:41,541
Mom, can you go get us some more lemonade?
321
00:10:41,609 --> 00:10:43,943
No. This is your job. You do it.
322
00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,278
Fine!
323
00:10:45,346 --> 00:10:48,248
And I know how much is in the register...
To the penny.
324
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,282
Wha...
325
00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:52,185
All right.
326
00:10:52,253 --> 00:10:55,421
Some fancy lemonade in here.
327
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,056
Oh. Oh, hi, Janine.
328
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,358
Bless your heart.
329
00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,592
Here. There, there.
330
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,494
Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.
331
00:11:01,562 --> 00:11:04,230
No, no, no, Janine, this is for the kids.
332
00:11:04,298 --> 00:11:05,498
That's why we all do it. I insist.
333
00:11:05,566 --> 00:11:06,699
Oh, I... I... and you know what?
334
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,468
Here's the address to my church's pantry.
335
00:11:08,536 --> 00:11:10,603
Go before Tuesday if you want meat.
336
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,172
Oh. No, no, no.
337
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,474
Janine. Janine! No, you don't understand.
338
00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:16,843
We're just trying to teach the kids...
339
00:11:16,911 --> 00:11:17,877
We're okay!
340
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,646
I don't need church meat!
341
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:26,755
You've only been at work 10 minutes,
342
00:11:26,855 --> 00:11:28,155
and you're already on break?
343
00:11:28,223 --> 00:11:30,157
Are you trying to
perpetuate the stereotypes?
344
00:11:30,225 --> 00:11:32,793
Oh. Sorry, boss!
345
00:11:32,861 --> 00:11:34,928
Gonna get back to it.
346
00:11:34,996 --> 00:11:36,664
Zoey, I did not bring you to work
347
00:11:36,731 --> 00:11:39,333
for you to sit around the
table and take selfies all day.
348
00:11:39,401 --> 00:11:41,135
There's a time and a place
to be irresponsible...
349
00:11:41,202 --> 00:11:43,904
Jury duty, local elections,
and parent-teacher conferences.
350
00:11:43,972 --> 00:11:45,806
But your father's place of business...
351
00:11:45,874 --> 00:11:46,940
Dad, I am working.
352
00:11:47,008 --> 00:11:48,442
I'm showing girls how to put on makeup.
353
00:11:48,510 --> 00:11:49,376
Oh...
354
00:11:49,444 --> 00:11:50,878
See?
355
00:11:50,945 --> 00:11:52,179
"Makeup by Zo-Zo"?
356
00:11:52,247 --> 00:11:54,815
I don't use bronzer
because I have good skin.
357
00:11:54,883 --> 00:11:57,418
But my third best friend,
Michelle, doesn't.
358
00:11:57,485 --> 00:11:58,786
As you can see, Michelle is very pale.
359
00:11:58,853 --> 00:12:00,845
Very pale.
360
00:12:00,945 --> 00:12:02,513
But this will give her the illusion
361
00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:04,415
that she's been outside.
362
00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:06,917
Just a little bit right
here on the cheekbone.
363
00:12:06,985 --> 00:12:09,286
Somebody's been to Hawaii.
364
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,094
You know what?
365
00:12:10,194 --> 00:12:11,995
You need to give the
illusion of someone working.
366
00:12:14,832 --> 00:12:16,266
What's all that noise?
367
00:12:16,334 --> 00:12:19,836
"Likes" from my followers.
368
00:12:19,904 --> 00:12:22,239
You have 100,000 followers?
369
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,641
Wow. There's a big market for this.
370
00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:25,876
Yeah, dad.
371
00:12:25,943 --> 00:12:29,145
Teenagers with acne?
That's still a thing.
372
00:12:29,213 --> 00:12:31,686
- You know the company Hard Candy?
- Mm-hmm.
373
00:12:31,786 --> 00:12:33,554
Well,
I'm hoping that if I get enough followers,
374
00:12:33,621 --> 00:12:34,688
they'll give me free makeup.
375
00:12:34,756 --> 00:12:36,323
Baby girl, you play your cards right,
376
00:12:36,391 --> 00:12:38,759
they'll give you free money. Walk with me.
377
00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:40,227
Here's what I'm gonna need you to do.
378
00:12:40,295 --> 00:12:41,995
I'm gonna need you to
come up with three ways
379
00:12:42,063 --> 00:12:43,263
to pitch Hard Candy.
380
00:12:43,331 --> 00:12:44,598
You have till the end of
the afternoon to do it.
381
00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:45,699
That's not a lot of time.
382
00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:47,301
Hey, this is what we do here.
383
00:12:47,368 --> 00:12:49,269
We are crack marketing professionals.
384
00:12:49,337 --> 00:12:51,171
Get that money, girl.
385
00:12:51,239 --> 00:12:54,274
He was hit by a car. Never gonna be right.
386
00:12:56,044 --> 00:12:59,329
Hey, Bow, our plan is working, baby.
387
00:12:59,429 --> 00:13:01,030
I'm pumped. And Zoey,
388
00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:04,236
she's showing signs of
the Johnson family hustle.
389
00:13:06,169 --> 00:13:08,571
And junior is killin' it, too.
390
00:13:08,638 --> 00:13:11,173
Well, the
lemonade sales are going really well.
391
00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:14,310
The down side is that
Janine thinks we're so broke
392
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,579
we need a bag of Bruce's old pants.
393
00:13:16,646 --> 00:13:19,637
Oh, my go... you know what,
baby, I got to go.
394
00:13:19,737 --> 00:13:20,904
All right. Love you.
395
00:13:20,971 --> 00:13:21,804
Bye.
396
00:13:21,872 --> 00:13:23,806
Good. You filled them up.
397
00:13:23,874 --> 00:13:25,375
No new sales, huh?
398
00:13:25,442 --> 00:13:27,644
So, did the whole world stop loving lemonade
399
00:13:27,711 --> 00:13:28,745
when I went to the bathroom?
400
00:13:28,812 --> 00:13:29,879
You know what?
401
00:13:29,947 --> 00:13:31,981
I think the lemonade stand was a hit.
402
00:13:32,049 --> 00:13:33,550
You have learned your lesson.
403
00:13:33,617 --> 00:13:34,984
So let's pack it up
404
00:13:35,052 --> 00:13:38,188
before a certain neighbor
comes back from her power walk.
405
00:13:38,255 --> 00:13:40,123
So what's our lesson? Quit?
406
00:13:40,191 --> 00:13:41,257
I love quitting!
407
00:13:41,325 --> 00:13:43,326
No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
408
00:13:43,394 --> 00:13:45,895
I am not raising quitters.
What was I thinking?
409
00:13:45,963 --> 00:13:47,130
Oh! I have an idea.
410
00:13:47,198 --> 00:13:49,532
Why don't we move ourselves over to sycamore,
huh?
411
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:50,800
Where nobody knows me...
412
00:13:50,868 --> 00:13:55,638
I mean,
nobody has had your very yummy lemonade.
413
00:13:55,706 --> 00:13:56,506
What?
414
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,007
Yeah for yummy lemonade!
415
00:13:58,075 --> 00:13:59,375
Yeah.
416
00:13:59,443 --> 00:14:01,911
Just don't know how I'm gonna
fit this stand into my car.
417
00:14:01,979 --> 00:14:03,980
Oh, Pedro, thank you so much.
418
00:14:04,048 --> 00:14:05,648
Oh, there we go! Nice.
419
00:14:05,716 --> 00:14:07,584
Oh, don't worry. I got it.
420
00:14:07,651 --> 00:14:08,585
Okay!
421
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,588
Hey!
422
00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:13,056
No, no! No, no!
423
00:14:13,123 --> 00:14:15,124
No. No, no, no, no, no, no! Janine, no!
424
00:14:15,192 --> 00:14:17,093
I'm still fine! I'm still a doctor!
425
00:14:17,161 --> 00:14:19,395
Janine, I am not just a gardener!
426
00:14:19,463 --> 00:14:22,065
I'm...
427
00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:27,404
Oh, Pedro, I'm so sorry.
428
00:14:27,504 --> 00:14:29,372
I know you are not just a gardener.
429
00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:32,675
My name's Eric. I have 65 employees.
430
00:14:32,743 --> 00:14:34,977
Oh. No. I... I mean...
431
00:14:35,045 --> 00:14:36,078
I'll take the rake.
432
00:14:36,146 --> 00:14:37,747
Okay. Thank you so much.
433
00:14:37,814 --> 00:14:39,615
Thank you, Eric.
434
00:14:39,683 --> 00:14:42,585
Eric. I knew that.
Did I... I didn't know that.
435
00:14:42,653 --> 00:14:45,786
Hey, dad, I got my three pitches.
436
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,156
I think they look pretty good.
437
00:14:47,256 --> 00:14:50,951
Oh. That's cute. Very nice.
438
00:14:51,051 --> 00:14:52,819
Sit down. I like how you're hustling.
439
00:14:52,887 --> 00:14:56,186
So I got you a meeting at Hard Candy.
440
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,220
You did? That's awesome, dad!
441
00:14:58,288 --> 00:14:59,722
Hey, babe, no need to thank me.
442
00:14:59,789 --> 00:15:00,890
I mean, sure,
443
00:15:00,957 --> 00:15:02,458
this is usually the type
of thing where people
444
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,160
send over a basket of summer sausage,
445
00:15:04,227 --> 00:15:05,761
but you are family.
446
00:15:05,829 --> 00:15:07,930
I wouldn't be mad at some nice cheese,
though.
447
00:15:07,998 --> 00:15:10,633
Anyhow, I also put together
a group of people from here
448
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,935
to help me with a rough pitch.
449
00:15:13,003 --> 00:15:14,303
Really?
450
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,104
You did?
451
00:15:19,075 --> 00:15:22,511
Ooh!
Makeup by Zo-Zo.
452
00:15:22,579 --> 00:15:24,113
Huh?
453
00:15:24,181 --> 00:15:25,481
Oh, come on.
454
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,383
- Right? Right? Yeah. Right?
- You killed that!
455
00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:28,951
Bop-bop! Two to the head!
456
00:15:29,019 --> 00:15:30,753
Yeah, yeah!
457
00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:33,186
Zid
you recognize Zee voice?
458
00:15:33,286 --> 00:15:34,452
Ja. Zat vuz me.
459
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,720
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
460
00:15:35,788 --> 00:15:36,955
So?
461
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:37,989
I know it's not done done.
462
00:15:38,057 --> 00:15:39,291
This was just a rough mock-up.
463
00:15:39,358 --> 00:15:40,492
But in the final version,
464
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,227
there's gonna be special effects...
465
00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:43,328
So, you tell me to hustle,
466
00:15:43,396 --> 00:15:44,796
and then you go do it all for me?
467
00:15:44,864 --> 00:15:45,964
Ooh!
468
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,699
There was a lot of bass in that voice.
469
00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:48,600
Mm-hmm.
470
00:15:48,668 --> 00:15:49,859
Yeah, Dre's daughter.
471
00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:52,394
Do you realize you are getting
Andre Johnson for free?
472
00:15:52,462 --> 00:15:53,595
She don't know.
473
00:15:53,663 --> 00:15:54,797
This is the man who is responsible
474
00:15:54,864 --> 00:15:57,066
for bringing Nick's
Frozen Zucchini national.
475
00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:59,368
You're welcome, mid-Atlantic states,
476
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:00,469
plus Puerto Rico.
477
00:16:00,537 --> 00:16:02,104
Boom!
478
00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:04,206
And what does any of this
have to do with my blog?
479
00:16:04,274 --> 00:16:06,442
Babe, I'm just trying to give you a nudge,
480
00:16:06,509 --> 00:16:07,676
help you pave the road.
481
00:16:07,744 --> 00:16:10,761
Pave the road? You ran me over.
482
00:16:10,861 --> 00:16:12,307
- Been there.
- You know what? This is crazy.
483
00:16:12,407 --> 00:16:15,675
If you're just gonna throw away
all of my ideas, then I quit.
484
00:16:15,743 --> 00:16:19,279
Ha! You can't quit. I'm making you do this.
485
00:16:19,347 --> 00:16:20,614
Then I take a sick day.
486
00:16:20,681 --> 00:16:22,282
You can't do that, either.
487
00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:24,418
Actually, that osha poster says she can.
488
00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:25,485
Eh, bro, shut up.
489
00:16:25,553 --> 00:16:26,319
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be quiet.
490
00:16:26,387 --> 00:16:27,009
You know what?
491
00:16:27,109 --> 00:16:28,476
I'm taking the rest of the day off,
492
00:16:28,544 --> 00:16:30,312
because I'm sick of my
father ruining my life.
493
00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:33,248
- Zoey!
- You know what?
494
00:16:33,316 --> 00:16:36,702
Actually, I'm feeling a little
tickle in my throat, as well.
495
00:16:36,802 --> 00:16:38,936
I think I should get on
out of here and try to...
496
00:16:39,004 --> 00:16:40,004
Well, sit there and scratch.
497
00:16:40,072 --> 00:16:40,972
Yeah, yeah, it's getting better.
498
00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:42,406
It's getting better.
499
00:16:42,474 --> 00:16:44,242
Coffee time! Oh, whoops.
500
00:16:44,309 --> 00:16:47,345
I forgot to have them
put your names on them.
501
00:16:47,412 --> 00:16:48,346
Oh, that's okay.
502
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:53,017
That's decaf.
503
00:16:53,085 --> 00:16:55,119
Um, no...
504
00:16:55,187 --> 00:16:57,989
That one's decaf. No. Wait. Um...
505
00:17:02,861 --> 00:17:04,729
To be perfectly honest,
506
00:17:04,796 --> 00:17:07,932
I'm not really sure I even got decaf.
507
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,867
Mnh-mnh-mnh.
508
00:17:09,935 --> 00:17:10,801
Coffee time...
509
00:17:12,971 --> 00:17:15,587
Ungrateful. Spoiled rotten.
510
00:17:15,687 --> 00:17:17,888
Look, I thought Zoey had
the Johnson family hustle,
511
00:17:17,956 --> 00:17:19,056
but she don't.
512
00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:20,557
I teed her up to take it to the next level,
513
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,493
and she quit on her own project.
514
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,594
Dre, did she quit,
515
00:17:23,662 --> 00:17:26,096
or did you take over and force her out?
516
00:17:26,164 --> 00:17:27,297
No, she quit. Oh, Dre,
517
00:17:27,365 --> 00:17:29,233
you were so excited that she had the hustle,
518
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,301
and then you didn't even
let her do it herself.
519
00:17:31,369 --> 00:17:32,903
You say it's about the kids,
520
00:17:32,971 --> 00:17:35,339
and then it becomes all
about you and your ego.
521
00:17:35,407 --> 00:17:38,509
Sweetie,
do you think this is gonna say to Janine
522
00:17:38,576 --> 00:17:40,811
that I am ballin' out of control?
523
00:17:40,879 --> 00:17:41,912
Baby...
524
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:42,496
What?
525
00:17:42,596 --> 00:17:44,898
You are definitely out of control.
526
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:46,204
Perfect. All right.
527
00:17:46,304 --> 00:17:48,672
I'm gonna go down by her mailbox
and wait for her to come out.
528
00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:50,007
Bow, it's 11:00 at night.
529
00:17:50,074 --> 00:17:52,609
♪ Oh, I'm ballin' out of control ♪
530
00:17:52,677 --> 00:17:55,112
♪ ballin' out of control ♪
531
00:17:55,179 --> 00:17:56,847
Killin' it!
532
00:17:59,584 --> 00:18:01,785
Ah. Hey, Zoey.
533
00:18:01,853 --> 00:18:03,253
Sorry, dad. I'm working.
534
00:18:03,321 --> 00:18:05,389
Unless you want to take this over, too.
535
00:18:05,456 --> 00:18:07,224
Uh...
536
00:18:07,292 --> 00:18:10,662
Hey, look, come on, baby girl.
537
00:18:10,762 --> 00:18:13,143
I get it. I messed up. All right?
538
00:18:13,243 --> 00:18:15,636
But I need you to understand
where I 'm comming from.
539
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:18,415
I grew up in Compton
with bars on my house,
540
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:21,083
and we had nothing to steal,
but we still had bars,
541
00:18:21,151 --> 00:18:23,319
which I'm pretty sure the neighbors stole
542
00:18:23,387 --> 00:18:26,088
and put on their house,
and they had nothing to steal.
543
00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:28,253
You know that thing when
you don't get to the point?
544
00:18:28,353 --> 00:18:28,921
Hey, look,
545
00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:31,422
everything I got, I had to work for.
546
00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:33,624
So when I saw that sparkle of hustle in you,
547
00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:35,326
baby girl, I got excited.
548
00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:37,795
But then you just took
everything out of my thing
549
00:18:37,863 --> 00:18:39,664
- that made it me.
- I know.
550
00:18:39,764 --> 00:18:41,398
But that's why I put it back in.
551
00:18:41,466 --> 00:18:42,800
What are you talking about?
552
00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:43,867
Look, I read your pitches,
553
00:18:43,935 --> 00:18:45,369
and they're actually pretty good.
554
00:18:45,437 --> 00:18:47,004
"Actually"?
555
00:18:47,072 --> 00:18:48,339
You see I'm trying here, right?
556
00:18:48,406 --> 00:18:49,673
I mean, 'cause I could leave.
557
00:18:49,741 --> 00:18:51,976
The sandwich lady is on the floor,
and I am missing out.
558
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,777
You know, I've seen actual fights start
559
00:18:53,845 --> 00:18:55,179
over her tarragon chicken salad.
560
00:18:55,247 --> 00:18:56,313
Sorry.
561
00:18:56,381 --> 00:18:58,048
I sent your stuff over to Hard Candy,
562
00:18:58,116 --> 00:18:59,216
and they went crazy.
563
00:18:59,284 --> 00:19:01,752
And they sent over this box of makeup.
564
00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:04,699
And they said that if you
can double your followers
565
00:19:04,799 --> 00:19:05,269
within six months,
566
00:19:05,369 --> 00:19:07,737
they might even be able to
send some real money your way.
567
00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:08,838
Oh, my God.
568
00:19:08,906 --> 00:19:10,640
- Wait. Double my followers?
- Mm-hmm.
569
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:12,542
I don't know if I can do
that and my homework.
570
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:13,977
Hey, you'll figure it out.
571
00:19:14,045 --> 00:19:15,378
Thanks, dad.
572
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,647
Dad, I finally got the coffee order right!
573
00:19:17,715 --> 00:19:20,283
Aah!
574
00:19:20,351 --> 00:19:22,652
Great job on the glass, Zoe!
575
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,453
Yeah!
576
00:19:23,521 --> 00:19:26,957
So hot! Why?!
577
00:19:27,024 --> 00:19:30,160
So,
my "gift of hunger" experiment was a success,
578
00:19:30,227 --> 00:19:33,678
even if it had a few
unintended consequences.
579
00:19:33,778 --> 00:19:35,746
Oh! I can't find Janine anywhere.
580
00:19:35,814 --> 00:19:37,047
Are the Greensteins on vacation?
581
00:19:37,115 --> 00:19:38,949
I need her to see me like this.
582
00:19:39,017 --> 00:19:39,517
- No, you don't.
- I...
583
00:19:39,617 --> 00:19:41,151
I'm gonna go douse myself
with some expensive perfume.
584
00:19:41,218 --> 00:19:42,505
- That'll help.
- I...
585
00:19:42,605 --> 00:19:44,611
Junior.
586
00:19:44,711 --> 00:19:45,872
You need me to shred this?
587
00:19:45,972 --> 00:19:47,740
I wouldn't. It's your paycheck.
588
00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:48,874
I got paid?
589
00:19:48,942 --> 00:19:50,309
Yeah. You've earned it.
590
00:19:50,377 --> 00:19:51,510
Really?
591
00:19:51,578 --> 00:19:53,045
I know I was hard on you this week,
592
00:19:53,113 --> 00:19:55,621
and you made some mistakes,
but you didn't quit.
593
00:19:55,721 --> 00:19:57,555
- I respect that.
- Thanks, dad.
594
00:19:57,623 --> 00:20:01,326
I'm about to make it rain
up in the comic book store!
595
00:20:01,394 --> 00:20:02,394
Ugh.
596
00:20:02,461 --> 00:20:03,662
So, how much did we make?
597
00:20:03,729 --> 00:20:04,696
"We"?
598
00:20:04,764 --> 00:20:06,298
You paid yourself in lemonade.
599
00:20:06,365 --> 00:20:09,000
Well, I still own 50% of the company.
600
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,638
You better lawyer up, friend.
601
00:20:13,706 --> 00:20:16,741
I guess this whole journey
was really about character.
602
00:20:16,809 --> 00:20:19,444
See, I was trying to give
my kids the gift of hunger,
603
00:20:19,512 --> 00:20:22,280
because hunger was the obstacle
that gave me character.
604
00:20:22,348 --> 00:20:25,984
But my kids had a different obstacle...
Me.
605
00:20:26,052 --> 00:20:27,352
Let's face it... I'm a lot,
606
00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:29,154
and if they could get past me...
607
00:20:29,221 --> 00:20:31,656
Hey, dad, this check is gonna clear, right?
608
00:20:31,724 --> 00:20:32,724
They could get past anything.
609
00:20:44,164 --> 00:20:44,797
Hey!
610
00:20:44,865 --> 00:20:46,966
Rainbow? Hey, you.
611
00:20:47,034 --> 00:20:49,602
I got to give you this back.
I just want to bring you that.
612
00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:51,370
Oh. Thank you so much.
No, thank you so much.
613
00:20:51,438 --> 00:20:52,605
Gosh, this is, uh... there's... oh.
614
00:20:52,673 --> 00:20:53,806
You left this in there.
615
00:20:53,874 --> 00:20:55,241
Oh, my God! It's one of my diamond earrings.
616
00:20:55,309 --> 00:20:57,310
You know what?
They are so heavy when they're real.
617
00:20:57,377 --> 00:20:58,644
It just pulls out of your ear.
618
00:20:58,712 --> 00:20:59,645
Yeah.
619
00:20:59,713 --> 00:21:01,013
Your hoops are pretty.
620
00:21:01,081 --> 00:21:02,748
Oh, my daughter made them for me. Uh-huh.
621
00:21:02,816 --> 00:21:04,183
- I'll give you a hand.
- Thanks, honey.
622
00:21:04,251 --> 00:21:05,351
- It's heavy.
- Good to see you.
623
00:21:05,419 --> 00:21:06,919
- It's a heavy door.
- Yeah.
624
00:21:06,987 --> 00:21:07,753
Solid car.
625
00:21:07,821 --> 00:21:08,855
Don't touch it.
626
00:21:08,922 --> 00:21:10,294
- Okay.
- Bye!
627
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,695
Let's get you back to the dealership
628
00:21:12,763 --> 00:21:14,697
before they know you're gone.
629
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:16,999
A little inconvenient for me to ca...
630
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,302
It's inconvenient for me to carry this now!
631
00:21:19,369 --> 00:21:21,537
♪ They hopin'
that they don't catch me ridin' dirty ♪
632
00:21:21,605 --> 00:21:23,104
I'm gonna head back.
I'm just gonna head back.